Latest / overslept w/ chris laker / norton antivirus - oct 27 2026
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- Chris Laker: I forgot to say yesterday. Today's episode's going up late, but it's going up. Well, now it's up and it's late. Not that anybody is waiting for the episode to come out. they come out at different times right. I know. But I have to do this show, then I'm going right out and I'm gonna run 20 miles. So that's why the show is up late. gonna get right to the news. Crash your row only. United Flight turned around after passenger allegedly said he'd hijacked a plane. Dude sent a message to somebody. They don't say who. I'm assuming a friend saying he's gonna hijack the fucking plane and crash his row only. Obviously a joke. You're not allowed to make that joke. I know you're not allowed to make the jokes about bombs or gonna hijack the plane. You're not supposed to make those jokes. I would never make those jokes. But also when it's obviously a joke. Maybe don't w keep an eye on the guy. Don't let him hijack the plane, but you gotta divert the plane back. We're turning around because he made the joke it seems like you're trying to make a point to the guy as opposed to doing what makes sense. I know nine eleven. I remember that day. I do I never forget nine eleven. It was a it was a big day. don't make the joke. It's a dumb thing to do. Don't do it, but also come on. Put the dude on a no flight list Sure. Punish the person for making the joke. Don't fuck up everybody else's day Now everybody's going to be mad at you on this plane. That's unnecessary. if somebody makes a joke, you get duct taped into your seat, and everybody gets to give you dirty looks as they go to the bathroom. And you get put on a no-fly list. Don't turn the flight around over the joke. I feel like everybody involved with the decisions here were like, this is the protocol, this is what we do, have to do it every time, but knew there was no way this dude was hijacked in the plane and saying, I'm gonna crash your row only to a friend. Stupid, not really a funny joke, even. Don't turn the plane around. Let everybody go to where they're going and then ruin this guy's life. I don't I guess. But 'cause I'm assuming that's also coming. He's getting charged with terrorist threats. That's gotta jam a guy up for a little bit anyway. And the flight's coming from Las Vegas. It's not a serious flight. Nobody on that flight is serious. people are hung over, they lost money. It wasn't as good as they thought it was gonna be. It's a let down of a flight. going to Newark, The people are ready for a cross country flight. They turn around. They got to get on another plane, figure out how they're going to get home, back to the suburbs after being in Vegas. It's let the people go home. They're and they're never going to do that. don't make the joke. I'm not defending making the no one should be allowed to make the joke on the plane. I guess. I don't the bigger deal they make out of it, the more they say you can't say you can't say that, you can't say bomb on the plane, you can't joke about hijacking the plane. The more you say that, there's gonna be people that in their mind, they're gonna keep thinking they can't say that and then it's gonna come out. Say we'd rather you're not. Just a suggestion. lawyers say ICE has mistakenly detained a mentally ill US citizen. Well, now it's no longer mistakenly. They know that's what he is, but they refuse to just let him go. They know that he is a US citizen. They've been presented with the documentation and the facts. He claimed to be not a US citizen because he's schizophrenic and he's saying he was from Jamaica He was born in Florida. There's a birth certificate. There's a passport. There's other documentation, some court case, a paternity case that he's involved in. There is documentation that this man and they're saying, no, he's actually not. And Jamaica won't accept him because he's not from there. So they might just deport him to some other country, just anywhere. What the fuck? there's no laws and there's no protections and everything is fucked. I kind of feel like there are. But then I also sort of know there isn't. most citizens aren't gonna be detained by ice, but some are. and who is doesn't make much sense. And how long they stay there doesn't make much sense. And presented with evidence, even still in there. So I don't know Vote, I guess. Vote. I read the story and then I'm furious I'm trying not to say something angrily. when I read a story like this, I can get revved up because I enjoy cortisol running through my veins. Gives me a nice boost. As a sober person, that's my main drug, that in Celsius. Whoo. Yeah, that'll gets me moving. Combine those two. it's not healthy. No. don't combine those two. I would stay away from at the very least the cortisol and maybe the Celsius, unless they're a sponsor. they are one of the sponsors I would welcome. You know, I'm very ethical. Only Celsius and fan duel, I would accept. Okay, Calci. Maybe Polymarket. Maybe both. No, only Celsius and any other product that I love. I would never take gambling money. it depends. my ethics can be broken. Flavio Bolsonaro's passport canceled after he fails to surrender them. he lost the election. He's being charged with money laundering. He denies it. Definitely didn't money launder. His dad's in jail, I think, for trying to overthrow the election that he lost. And it's like the Kushner family, they're criminals. And the Trump family. They're criminals too. In my opinion. Well, the Kushner Jared Kushner's dad went to jail. So he is a criminal. I think he got pardoned he had to be pardoned because he was a criminal. And then he was pardoned by a criminal, in my opinion. I don't know if that's the same my opinion. He seemed But I will say it, that the president in my opinion is a criminal. I need to legally protect myself. Cause this podcast could get huge one day or tomorrow. Today. It could get huge today and then they're coming through saying, Well, what did he say? that happens to people and I wanna be protected. I know this podcast gonna blue this podcast gonna be huge. It's not now. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna tell you straight. Podcast's not huge. It will be. And if it's not, yeah, who gives a shit, right? It's you like it. That's cool. what else do I need? It's you and then what? I need five million other people besides you? what's that make a difference to you? if five million people were listening to this show, I'd probably have a nicer camera, but maybe not. If I got there with this camera, why would I change? stick with it. people think I'm still humble, although I'm rich and there's like a whole crew taking care of everything instead of just me. but Flavio Bolsonaro is not allowed to leave Brazil, no matter what he says to you. Alex Pretti's family says they have no answers nine months after federal agents killed him. We should still be pretty angry about that. I know it's hard to stay really angry all the time about all the things. Alex Pretti's family's not going to get any answers other than there's going to be no investigation and nothing is going to happen, at least under this current administration and probably not ever. it would be really cool if somebody ran for president saying, I am going to fuck up everybody who was doing bullshit during this time. whatever pardons, I don't give a fuck. Those people going to jail. We're gonna pack the Supreme Court, we're gonna write the fucking ship. I don't know that's gonna happen. Not if it's like Ossoff AOC's not gonna do that either. I don't think. I would say that, I'd only run for president if I thought I could win. I wouldn't do like I'm a guy running for president, but not really. one of those things. If I'm running for president, I'm like the Democratic nominee or the Republican nominee. Imagine if I snaked my way through to become the Republican nominee saying whatever they wanted. Now, I'm gonna deport everybody. you thought this was bad? I'm gonna be really bad. And then I get in there and say, fuck you guys. I do whatever I want. I lied. everybody who voted for me is a fucking idiot. And I don't like you. And now I do what I want. that would probably cause a lot of problems, but it'd be fun for like, the joke. That's not a good idea. I'll probably edit that out of the show. I'm not going to run for president. but if somebody would run for president that would have a spine and take care of shit, that would be like really good. I don't expect it. That does not happen often. I feel like we're gonna end up with Ossoff which all right. I'll vote for him. He's good at talking. That's good. That's nice. I'm not anti him. I'm just not like excited. I got a lot of emails still. That dude emails, he texts, he's like, Hey, you know me, Osof in Georgia. Alleged Israeli spy company heavily targeted Starlink users sources say This is a company that was putting spyware on computers through ads. I saw this story not that long ago. They were targeting people in the UN, EU officials. I don't know how they targeted the ads to those people, I don't know how they got the spyware on the computers, but there's spyware Do you have Norton antivirus on your computer? Is that still a thing? Nobody does that anymore. there's no more antivirus. That was such a big deal, the antivirus. And sometimes you'd have the computer would say, we got one. you were gonna have a virus and we got it. Don't worry. Good thing you had antivirus, you were almost fucked. they're targeting people on Starlink. So if you're using Elon Musk's Starlink for some reason, they might be looking, seeing what you're doing. this company and I don't know why they're looking, but they are. keep that in mind. keep your internet traffic above board there if you're on Starlink Don't click on ads either. you must have to click on the ad, right? It's not just the ad shows up and you're fucked. You gotta click the ad. Don't you have an ad blocker? Does an ad blocker stop all this? Is this for people who don't have ad blockers? That's weird. All right. I put on an ad blocker. FBI raids Beverly Hills Mansion of Billionaire Businessman. Great. He's not a Republican billionaire businessman. That's why he's being rated. But he's not it's not going to make him like a good dude. He's a billionaire businessman. He's gotta be bad. They're saying he tampered with some court thing. Attempting to dissuade a witness. in a court case against his social media influencer girlfriend. I'm not a huge fan of the FBI. So they're tied up fucking with a billionaire businessman and his social media influencer girlfriend. that's a good use of their time. Rather than do that than try to find the leader of Antifa. There isn't one. There's no leader of Antifa. Antifa? Antifa. Whatever. Say it however you want. James Comey charged for third time by Trump administration. This is fucked up for sure, but also fuck James Comey. I was annoyed when they got mad at him about the seashells when they were like trying to prosecute him over the seashells, because that's just like crazy. But James Comey. fucked that guy, right? it's funny how he's they're going after him so hard after he really helped the twenty sixteen election. it's possible no James Comey pulling that bullshit at the end, saying, we're investigating Hillary Clinton, like What a week or two before the election? If he didn't do that, maybe there's no President Trump at all. It's possible. but now they hate each other. bottled water and tinned food sales surge after UK government issues emergency stockpile advice. there's not a run on the supermarkets in England where people are just grabbing all the canned food. There has been a dramatic increase. Some people are stocking up a bit because there's some new guidance. Because the end of the world is coming. But when it comes, that canned food. it might be nice to have. Society's collapsed and I have two weeks worth of food here and it's all beans, get some canned food. Average price of gasoline during Trump's term now exceeds Biden's as midterm looms. And Biden did not start a war. You can say a lot of things about Biden. he didn't start a war that made the price of gas rise. There was a global inflation that happened post COVID that you can argue. He had something to do with. it was not nearly as direct as what's going on now. Also, if gas prices, if it's gas prices that pushed you over the edge, I mean, great. Okay. But also, that's it. It's the gas. The gas prices. Everything else, no problem. The gas prices. I fucking, yeah, no, I think you're a fucking dick. Those people aren't watching. That's not you. as me talking to people that are not watching this or listening to this, Microsoft offers voluntary exit packages to sixty thousand staff. which means they're laying off firing. think lay off sounds nicer. Laying you you're not being fired. It's not you did anything wrong. It's that we want to have more money. Yeah, no, we make more money than we did before. We yeah, the profits are up, but We want to make more. Yeah, no, we got tax cuts because that's supposed to cause hiring, but no, no, no, no, no. That's come on. What are you, a child? You think you gotta keep your job because there was tax cuts and we have more money? That's what it's for. It's you think it's for you? No. You know what? You're not even getting this package. You're just get the fuck out of here. we have to fire people in order for the stock to go up. And if the stock doesn't go up, what are we even doing? We are a company that exists to have a stock that goes up. that is our job. Microsoft's a terrible product. we don't care. Like Outlook, doesn't that make you just want to fucking die when you open up Outlook? That's the worst thing that's ever happened to a computer is Microsoft Outlook. don't feel so bad that you are getting fired now because the people that are here, you think they're not getting fired? They're getting fired too. They're going to be replaced with AI and child labor. As soon as we can get child labor taken care of, there's going to be no adults working here.