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The Goose is Getting Fat · Serious Beef Podcast

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  I'm Abby and I'm Hannah and this is serious beef welcome and I'm
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  Hannah. It's the sultry sounds.
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  Of the late night radio host It's true.
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  It's. Delilah.
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  We're into Delilah season. We are into Delilah.
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  That's that's year round, isn't it?
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  Yes, but but last year I think she posted the thing because we
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  were like, we need Delilah in these trying times.
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  She goes, I've she released. It's like the thing that you
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  could listen to on wherever and she had done like Christmas
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  songs, like, you know, a little late night Christmas drive with
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  you and your mom or whatever. You know, this is Delilah.
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  And then they would they play that.
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  By the way, there are a significant amount of my Co
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  workers who know about this podcast now.
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  Oh no, Oh no. Who else?
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  Not my manager now knows. Oh shit, sodas, sodas, Daisy,
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  because I'm going to KC. I'm going to KC tomorrow, you
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  know, and I won't be back for a few days.
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  And I won't be back. No, but I was like I was feeling
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  kind of like, oh man, you know, it's a four hour drive to get
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  there. I got to be at my Co worker
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  Lisa's house tomorrow. Then we're going to drive
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  together to KC Cool. So I got to leave tomorrow and
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  that's why I'm recording the podcast right now.
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  Got. To get it in.
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  I was like, oh man, I like seeing everybody and I'm like,
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  Oh my God, you know, the trip stinks and, and it's 4 hours
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  from Saint Louis. It's like 5 from my freaking
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  house, you know, to, to get there.
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  Yeah, it's like 4 1/2 or. So honestly, I just did this
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  trip. I don't mind it.
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  It's a straight shot. No, no, but it's like.
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  There's no mountains. Well, we're like, there's no
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  bridges. It's actually technically it's
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  Kansas. We got to go all the way to the
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  next. Oh my God.
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  Well, that's it. That's it.
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  But we're now I'm out. We got Christmas decorations.
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  We're going to talk about today and whatnot because it's it's
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  officially holiday beef. It is.
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  The goose is getting fat. We used to put a penny in the
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  old man's hat. I was lost.
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  I couldn't, I couldn't find it. And.
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  The pennies are gone. No pennies?
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  How? What?
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  Are we going to do? What's the old man going to do?
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  What are we going to do? It's going to be tough.
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  It's going to be tough. Sorry I'm.
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  Way off topic, but the point is, is that I'm like, oh, I don't
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  know if I really want to go. And then my coworker Daisy, she
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  was like, yeah, no, we've been talking about it and.
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  It's coming. And I'm like, well, now I feel
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  bad. You might.
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  Oh man, it's such a far trip. She feels bad about being a big
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  whiner. Baby, I know.
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  So I'm like, well. I gotta go.
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  So we will get to the beef now because we've got some stuff to
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  to talk about. Come on.
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  All right, Ashley, come on here, Ashley.
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  Let me spin this, Let me spin this, DJ.
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  Spin that shit, Ashley. Tell the people your beef.
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  OK, guys, it's the holiday season.
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  My favorite time of year, all right, is Christmas and I go all
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  out with decorating the house specifically with nutcrackers.
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  I love nutcrackers. I have so many of them.
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  I'm creating an army that grows every every.
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  Every years. If you want your nuts cracked,
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  Ashley's your girl. To everyone out there.
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  Well, you know what? Depending on what you're going
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  to pay. To everyone out there, I am a
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  lesbian. Actually that's it's not about
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  that. It's not about.
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  That if the money is good talk. You know you're into that.
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  E-mail. I love that my wife and my
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  mother-in-law are pimping me out right now.
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  If you want your Duts cracked no e-mail us student be podcast at
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  Gmail dot. Com No, no.
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  If the money is good enough, yeah, yeah, no, we're going to
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  come up with a fee. What would the fee be?
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  A lot. Listen.
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  It's a lot of a lot. We don't want to give them money
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  because they're like, Oh my God, that's way cheap.
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  You know? I mean, you come to me with a
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  number. OK, we'll see if we'll take it
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  anyways. All right, moving on, you know
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  what's the? Beef is nutcrackers that one
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  aren't made of wood and they're made of like a stupid plastic no
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  and one that they don't actually have like a working Nutcracker
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  portion of them like they have the the like thing on their back
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  that doesn't open or close the. Little arm here, the thing,
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  sometimes it doesn't even move Yeah, it.
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  Doesn't move, the mouth doesn't open or the mouth is in the
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  stomach. Yeah, or the chest area and not
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  painted from the mouth of a Nutcracker, no.
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  Totally agree. Keep it classic, keep it wooden,
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  maybe. Have some fun poses, but you
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  know it has to crack nuts. It does.
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  You can't have nutcrackers, You can't have a Nutcracker mouth
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  and it's good. Like what in the?
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  World and you can't have one that's just plastic and if you
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  put a nut in it it. Wouldn't crack.
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  It's true. I mean, now, let's be honest,
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  most of these nutcrackers are not going to crack any nuts.
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  But no. OK, OK, OK.
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  I can crack a note on. Every single one we can bust a
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  note on everyone and everyone who knew who knew?
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  Now I'm a traditionalist. I, I do not decorate for
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  Christmas until after Thanksgiving.
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  Some people I know do before I don't care, no judgement do do
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  your thing. So we're going to decorate today
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  too, because thanks, he's over and it's time.
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  Ashley has decided Thanksgiving is over because she is wearing a
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  Christmas sweater right now. We gotta get the decorating done
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  today. I just want to say two things I
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  had about the Thanksgiving Day Parade real quick and we hosted
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  Thanksgiving. Yes, it was.
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  I think it was fun. I thought it was great.
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  Food was delicious. Everybody had a lot of fun.
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  I think I was drugged that day. I'm not sure what you guys had
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  in the food because I went home and crashed.
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  I absolutely crashed. And we were home at like what,
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  5:00 or something, or like 6? I mean, we already got home
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  late. Well, Liv said she tried to wake
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  me up. She shook me and tried to wake
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  me up. Wouldn't wake up.
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  I was gone. I was like, why was I so tired?
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  I don't know. But we had a great time.
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  It all worked out great. Well, I was like, what is it?
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  What is the national dog show? Right, yes, OK, well, that comes
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  on afterwards. So I'm sorry, I'm skipping
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  completely over the parade. I've got one thing to talk about
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  with the. Parade.
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  My favorite tradition on Thanksgiving, honestly, is wake
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  up. We turn on the parade the the
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  Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Love that parade.
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  That's true. We love the Broadway sneak
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  peeks, you know, before the parade gets to that, you know,
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  main center stage or whatever. We love it.
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  I don't know. I love everything about it.
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  Actually, actually it was up at like 5:30 because she was making
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  the Turkey. And all that.
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  So she. Came in at 7:30 and was like
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  heavy, do you want to get up? And I was like, you know, say
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  730. Fuck me.
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  I just, I'd spent all of my Wednesday fucking cleaning.
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  Because everybody was coming up like.
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  A mad woman. And and she's like, I was like,
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  and she's like. The Thanksgiving Day parade is
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  starting. I mean bleeps out of bed.
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  No, I did not. I started flailing.
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  And then I'm like, hell, I'll tangled in the blankets.
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  I'll go get out. Finally, I get up, I'll come
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  out. Cynthia Areva was performing.
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  She was singing. We were watching it on the
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  Peacock, if you will. You were watching the Peacock?
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  I don't have Peacock, so I'm watching it on the network.
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  The Channel 5. Yeah.
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  So I'm an hour behind you, or maybe more.
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  Maybe more. I think yours start at 9:30.
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  I think you two hours behind us. Maybe, I don't know, I thought
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  it started at 9:00 but who knows.
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  It doesn't matter but we were behind.
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  True because you and my sister was also watching on Peacock.
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  Yes, because they did, you see. Did you see this?
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  Did you see that? I'm like, no, not yet.
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  It's coming. Yeah, it hadn't been.
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  I think we were an hour. I'm a good.
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  I'm a good hour behind you guys. It's probably like 830.
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  It came on. Did you have commercials in the
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  middle of yours? I'm a couple, but yeah.
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  We had a lot, because it's Peacock, they could control
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  where. So that was kind of frustrating.
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  We had a lot, a lot more commercials, I'm sure, on
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  network TV, yeah. She watched a lot of the show.
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  Well, they come down the thing and they stop in front of the
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  Macy's, right? And there's the turkeys on top
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  of the Macy's and they're playing the like the music's
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  playing. And all of a sudden the doors
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  open the and the doors open and boom, there's Savannah Guthrie,
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  Guthrie and motherfucking Hoda. Hoda Coppi.
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  I love Hoda. Coppi so much and I was
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  literally cried the day she retired from the Today show.
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  I literally the tears came but she was back.
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  She was back for the parade. She was hosting This Is Your
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  Baby with Savannah. And it was so funny because Abby
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  calls me Ashley. Ashley says your mom's going to
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  be so happy. They know me well because I had
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  just turned on my TV right before you called me and I
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  literally said so. Thrilled I was in the door and
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  here she. Is And I was like, that's so
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  funny. Abby calls me.
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  I'm like, you're right, I'm happy.
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  This is awesome. The day I'm alive.
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  The day I'm. Alive.
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  But so the the two best surprises of the parade were
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  right there. Boom hoda copy was there and and
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  the first musical to come through was like it was like the
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  Cuban music. It was like the whatever.
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  I don't know what it was in. Spanish.
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  Then they cut to Hoda. Oh yeah, Hoda's chicken chicken
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  and. We're dying.
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  And then and then at the very end was the other best surprise.
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  They're like Santa. Oh, and I'm looking, there's
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  Santa standing this leg with Santa's Balkan elves.
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  And I'm like what the fuck? Where is I literally yellow TV?
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  OK, because they hadn't shown yet.
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  All they're showing is the. I'm like where the.
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  Fuck is Mrs. Claus? She's never up there with him.
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  Not usually. She's been up there before.
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  I know she has. Because there was a lady
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  sitting. Next to him and I'm like,
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  Ashley, they took off the, they took off me and I'm like, and
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  Ashley's like. No, I think that and I'm like,
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  that motherfucker is dressed like an elf.
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  Right. They were all like elves.
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  Well, and Abby actually texted me.
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  Call me when you see Missus Claus.
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  Because they finally. Showed us you're ahead you're.
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  Ahead and I was like. We had the same reaction.
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  As soon as finally they pan over to the side of the float and
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  she's in front of the little house or whatever that's under
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  the slate, she's coming outside and here she is.
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  We did the same thing. We were like, oh.
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  My God, Asian Missus Claus for the first time.
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  Gorgeous. She's gorgeous.
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  So beautiful. She was so ridiculously
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  beautiful. Shocked like, Oh my God.
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  Asian Missus Claus. Yeah, She was literally my
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  favorite missus. Claus ever she was so.
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  Beautiful. My favorite missus Claus.
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  Ever. I was like, damn that Lady, It's
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  put together. She loses me.
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  Yeah, we loved her. She was so great.
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  Beautiful, like Santa always looks good.
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  That Santa has a great outfit. He looks really good, I said.
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  I said Santa. I didn't recognize your game.
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  Santa can get it. That's what we learned.
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  Santa can get it. Who knew he's going to?
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  That Santa has a different wife every year.
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  Year. But I got to tell you OK,
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  today's economy, Dan in this economy the the funniest part of
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  the parade for us not normally it's not like hilarious or
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  anything. We loved it.
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  One one thing stood up for me. Conan Gray performed the in the
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  in the parade. He had on this beautiful white
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  outfit with little feathers on his shoulders and sparkly high
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  heeled boots and he looked in Is he the red that.
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  Climbed the ship, no. No, he was on a little platform.
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  He rolled it. He was like we.
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  Didn't see it. Oh, I know.
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  But there was a guy was climbing in the rigging of the thing
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  we're cleaning. We were.
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  Listen, I had a dad came over and was helping us with stuff.
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  Yeah. Dad watched Huntrix.
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  Perform watched the girls, so we got to we got to see the K pop
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  DMV he watched. Our house.
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  They went to your house and watched.
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  It again, this is Conan Gray. Look at who he posted today when
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  it's almost the 3rd of December and I still don't have a sweater
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  and he's looking around like where's my Christmas sweater?
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  He's so adorable. He's absolutely adorable.
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  No, he they he just literally slid film like on a little
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  platform and he had his band drummer did a playing and he's
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  he's standing there Mike and he sings and then his the tour just
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  recently was the Wishbone Pajama tour.
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  So then these people come running around him with
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  wishbones on flags, which was hilarious because it's
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  Thanksgiving and it was just and it was hilarious, right?
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  It was hilarious. So he was wonderful.
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  We really enjoyed him. It's still there, unbroken.
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  No, no, who? And I we pulled it.
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  No, that grandma's is it dried? Is it dried?
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  Yes, dried out. Now, my God, could we pull it
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  right now? You're right, we pulled.
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  It to Grandma's and I. Want do you want to do you want
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  to be involved or do you want me and my mom to pull?
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  Live on podcast. Oh my God.
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  I know, my God. So Ash is going to get the
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  wishbone, but in the meantime, my favorite part OK, besides
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  Asian Mrs. Claus, that's. Really good, we did love her.
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  Did you see that? The girl who plays Cindy Lou
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  Who? Yeah.
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  The Grinch was, yes. And did you see?
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  She gets done and they cut to the stands and the Grinch was
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  there. The Grinch was there.
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  The guy. Just was the Grinch and he's
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  like, yeah, and he's. Sobbing.
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  What was that movie? And she's all grown up.
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  And that was really. And you should pull it already
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  Set. Pull.
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  Go, go, go, go. Why are we still smiling?
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  I think I won. It's the biggest piece, right?
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  Yeah. I think I won.
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  It's down there, the biggest piece.
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  I know it's the. Look, that kind of looked like a
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  tie. It did cut, didn't it?
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  Yeah, it split in half. Normally it breaks here.
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  One side or the other? Well, I guess then it would be
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  me because it's like mine broke in half and then you'd have
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  listen, it doesn't matter, we're in the same household.
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  Exactly. Both of you make a wish I
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  already made. One all right.
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  That was the last you. Made the wish.
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  Make your wish. You can both.
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  Oh well, I guess it's a good thing.
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  I didn't I. Wished after I didn't know.
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  We always wish beforehand and whoever pulls that their wish
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  came true. That comes true.
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  Gotcha, gotcha. Here you go.
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  Look at your face in this picture.
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  Snap alive if you if we're counting it not breaking here.
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  You had the most, but technically this is what was in
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  your hand and this is what was. In mind, don't say your wish,
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  just in. Case you didn't.
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  Just in case I didn't, I haven't wished for anything.
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  Yet even wished I not wished it, just in case.
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  Oh. I wish.
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  I wish I could. Have wanted to wish.
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  No, I wish I would have wanted to wish.
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  Well, I'll tell you what the funniest part.
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  But but this is the Grinch be like, yeah.
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  That was special. Also when Huntrix is performing,
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  then who's the dude who plays Bobby in Ken Jung?
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  Ken Jung, he is in the audience and he are in the side and he's
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  filming with his phone then performing and he he played, you
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  know, Bobby, their manager in the I love my girls.
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  I love my girls. And so that was a hoot.
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  But I think that was I have some stuff saving there.
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  I want to show you, I want to tell you he also was on it
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  earlier and like, I think it was his son who was like, he's going
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  to be dancing later with Hun tricks.
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  And then he was and it was so hilarious because he's like,
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  let's show you what what he's going to be doing.
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  Some still see some moves. And so he starts doing his
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  dancing and he goes now look, OK, look, you got to bring your
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  A game. This is live.
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  Come on, let's pick it up. Let's pick it up, buddy.
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  He's like giving him giving him shit.
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  And it was so funny. And then later he was like
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  performing like dancing for himself.
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  He saw a little boy, but it was really, really cute.
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  So, so we love that. But then, you know, you got you
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  love the balloons, Liv. Liv is this is the funny part.
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  Liv is on her phone and she's looking at something, we don't
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  know what because, you know, we're watching the parade and
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  they announce, oh, here's Bluey the dog from Bluey, Bluey the
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  show. And she normally really loves
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  Bluey, OK. And she goes, oh, look at this
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  fucking dog. I'm sure you not.
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  She says, oh, look at this fucking dog.
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  And so Sam and I go, what? And then we just lose it.
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  We're laughing so hard because like, you love Louie.
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  What's going on? Well, she was looking at some
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  dumb ass dog on the phone and she was talking about the dog on
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  her phone. But the timing could not have
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  been more perfect. I Oh my God, we laughed so hard.
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  Well, I had a similar misunderstanding at
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  Thanksgiving. OK, Sam and I are in line
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  getting food and she goes, look at these mashed potatoes.
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  Oh my God, they're so crazy. And I go me too.
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  I was just passed out. I wasn't.
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  Talking to Sam. Because, OK, I was like, wait a
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  minute. Because my nephew is on the
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  opposite side of the counter with his father OK getting his
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  food as well. Yes and he goes oh I love
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  stuffing and I go me too now on pronouncing me same at the same
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  time just gone. Oh, so creamy.
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  OK, that is a similar situation. And then you can understand why
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  I did not mean me too. To Sam, Sam.
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  Sam looks too like. I'm sure she turned like that
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  would. Be like one thing.
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  Excuse me? Oh, that's, that's fantastic.
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  That's fantastic. Excellent.
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  Can I ask how many? Can I ask you something did you
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  get at Thanksgiving because I got at least 20.
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  Can I talk? OK, Tell you something.
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  Tell you something? Yeah.
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  You know what? I don't know that I got a lot of
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  those because we were doing our drawing competitions.
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  We'll have to post pictures or. Did anybody take a picture of
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  mine? No, fuck.
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  That's OK, he's got them or. I can ask my sister, yeah.
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  Yeah. Ask Missy.
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  We were drawing pictures, my nephew and I, and Ashley didn't
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  pick my photo for the first one, but Anna did for the second.
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  I did. The second one was was a was a
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  clear win for you. I really think that my lobster
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  mobster was better but. I get it.
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  I don't I. Don't get it?
• 17:37
  The lobster monster was also pretty.
• 17:40
  Good. Well, the prompt was lobster
• 17:42
  mobster, but how is he going to know what a mobster is?
• 17:46
  See, we were watching, we were watching Gastronauts and
• 17:49
  Monsters. We were watching Gastronauts and
• 17:51
  the one girl was like, she was like, listen, here's the thing.
• 17:54
  He could have handed me a a corn dog and it would have been the
• 17:57
  best fucking thing I've ever eaten in my life.
• 18:00
  But the prompt was food served inside of a bowl.
• 18:04
  And I don't think that you could count this or whatever.
• 18:07
  Like, and so I'm like, that's exactly what it was.
• 18:09
  It could have been the best fucking whatever I've ever seen.
• 18:12
  But the prompt was lobster mobster.
• 18:15
  Gotcha. OK.
• 18:16
  Anyway, well, we'll we'll post the pics.
• 18:18
  Ash, that's OK. Tell us what you got.
• 18:20
  Let's go through. The Army of Nutcrackers.
• 18:23
  Let's do it the. Entire episode.
• 18:25
  These are the newest editions. This is new.
• 18:27
  This one's new. This one's new.
• 18:29
  Can. You not.
• 18:30
  Tell cannot tell via the. Can I tell via the price tag
• 18:33
  the? Price tag is still on no A.
• 18:35
  Lot of old ones are still price tags on because for some reason
• 18:37
  I feel. Like it's a big baby situation,
• 18:39
  I. Think this makes me feel like
• 18:42
  if. Someone asks where I got it.
• 18:43
  I can say I got it here. That's true.
• 18:46
  We were thinking it was worth more money.
• 18:48
  From 30 years ago I got it at. Sears.
• 18:51
  So this one isn't Nutcracker dressed in a black and white
• 18:55
  garb. He's.
• 18:56
  Like doing what looks like a pirouette.
• 18:58
  He has a. Traditional traditional, I think
• 19:01
  Nutcracker soldier hat with a feather right.
• 19:04
  This Co y'all is sparkly sparkly.
• 19:08
  He is sparkly but. Their hands are all up on.
• 19:11
  It and he is 100% dancing it's weaved into.
• 19:14
  The fabric it's not. The fabric is glue.
• 19:17
  OK, so I'm looking at a very a very black and white.
• 19:19
  There's a white feather coming off.
• 19:21
  Yes, he does. Let's.
• 19:22
  See the back turn around. Very Nutcracker ballet and the
• 19:25
  little handle does move. Yes, and.
• 19:28
  My nutcrackers have moving handles and they.
• 19:30
  And the mouth moves, the mouth doesn't.
• 19:32
  But his legs unlike a normal Nutcracker which stands their
• 19:35
  arms. Down and two legs, yeah.
• 19:38
  He has one leg to the side like he is standing.
• 19:41
  Up He's doing a jig, he's doing a jig and then.
• 19:44
  His hands are up, making like an S situation like he's touching
• 19:47
  his hat. You know what he's doing.
• 19:49
  Hip hand on hip on the other one he's doing.
• 19:51
  And I got jig. No, no, no, no.
• 19:53
  Well, I know what he is he's doing.
• 19:55
  You tell me that's not the magical Mr. Misopolis.
• 19:58
  Well, you tell me right now. I was.
• 19:59
  Thinking that he's the Godzilla and he goes.
• 20:01
  Then he jumps into the air. He's doing that.
• 20:04
  That is the magical Mr. Misopolis of Nutcrackers.
• 20:08
  I don't he is fan fantastic I. Love him.
• 20:11
  Do we have a background? I could, yes.
• 20:13
  Let's do a background. We don't have to do it in mid
• 20:15
  pod. Yeah.
• 20:15
  What are we thinking? OK.
• 20:17
  Black must like classic curly mustache, right?
• 20:20
  Yes. OK.
• 20:21
  But white beard and white hair? Wow, he's beautiful.
• 20:26
  Absolutely check out the absolutely check out the
• 20:28
  Facebook. For these pics.
• 20:30
  For these pics. You're going to want them.
• 20:32
  Yeah, gorgeous. Next up is our completely
• 20:37
  different vibe. Very.
• 20:38
  Head. What is Margarita?
• 20:41
  Margaritaville 100%. Cracker.
• 20:44
  He's wearing a Hawaiian shirt, has a coconut.
• 20:47
  Drink in one hand, straw hat. He's been wearing a straw hat.
• 20:51
  He's life preserver. Life preserver.
• 20:54
  Still working that crowd. Look at him.
• 20:56
  He does wait. Do that again.
• 20:58
  He's wearing do that again. He's got his flip flops on and
• 21:03
  and. He's got shoulders.
• 21:05
  Wait a minute. Show me them.
• 21:06
  Show me them feet again. Look at look at them.
• 21:08
  Grippers for free. And shorts.
• 21:12
  I've never seen a I've never seen a Nutcracker in shorts.
• 21:15
  He looks. Like with that beard, he looks
• 21:18
  like Merlin after he goes blow me to Bermuda.
• 21:21
  It's true, true. And.
• 21:22
  He's got a coconut drink in his hand.
• 21:24
  Yes, he's living large. He.
• 21:26
  Just Nutcracker Merlin was wearing a wine short and shorts
• 21:29
  as well in It's true. This is for all of you Disney
• 21:32
  Sword in the Stone fan lovers. My dad loves Disney Sword in the
• 21:37
  stone. Oh my God.
• 21:40
  Now we have our kiss Nutcracker. Wow, he's not like the kiss face
• 21:46
  like rock star look. Has a guitar.
• 21:49
  He's very 80's rock and roll. Hair band, rock and.
• 21:52
  Roll face. He's not his face is not
• 21:55
  actually painted like like Kiss, which is a downstairs.
• 21:57
  He's got he's covered in silver glitter stars.
• 22:00
  He's got a red guitar and he's got like the one eye that has
• 22:05
  like the red see the red red flame paint and you're the
• 22:09
  right, the hair is very 80s, very 80's rock.
• 22:11
  He's not he's not painted to look like any of the kiss guys
• 22:14
  right, But he's like you said, classic 80's rock, toxic 80s and
• 22:18
  he is a working lightning bolt working Nutcracker.
• 22:21
  He is now let me he is amazing. Let.
• 22:23
  Me be honest. With you also.
• 22:24
  New just these are we're going through the new ones a lot.
• 22:26
  Let me be honest with you. I know that it's like, oh,
• 22:29
  what's the nutcrackers? They crack the nuts and it's
• 22:31
  like, oh, well, you know, I pull the lever.
• 22:32
  I want his mouth to open. So my question is, my question
• 22:35
  is, what nut is that Kraken for you, an almond cashew?
• 22:42
  What cashews come in nuts? I remember my mom having
• 22:46
  walnuts. Well, that's what I'm.
• 22:49
  Saying on cracked nut trays at. Christmas.
• 22:51
  Yeah, you at At Christmas you put out the tray of nuts.
• 22:55
  No, I understand on crack how little their mouths.
• 22:57
  Are now look these that's why I said these are not.
• 23:02
  With the bigger nut. Cracker.
• 23:03
  Now my mom did not have an actual Nutcracker, it was a
• 23:05
  metal. Yeah, I see.
• 23:08
  V shaped thing that could crack a nut.
• 23:10
  These are my. Normal size, like if you're
• 23:13
  looking at classic Nutcracker size, I mean, I mean the ones
• 23:16
  that I've recently shown or classic Nutcracker, I have sizes
• 23:20
  varying from. Walnut 2.
• 23:23
  I think that if you tried to crack a walnut, though, and all
• 23:25
  these, The Nutcracker would break right now.
• 23:27
  That if you put anything other than like, a pistachio in a
• 23:30
  Margaritaville's mouth, he would be permanently shocked.
• 23:33
  You know, you could you could you could crack a peanut.
• 23:36
  I bet in those. Yeah, right.
• 23:38
  Peanut shells are pretty soft. Yeah.
• 23:40
  OK. Do a peanut.
• 23:41
  Here we go. Next up is one of my more
• 23:43
  expensive nutcrackers. This is one that's.
• 23:45
  Actually, look at him. This one.
• 23:47
  Germany, Yeah. This is 1 my grandpa's.
• 23:50
  He is Oh, my condition. That's why she's got the.
• 23:54
  Beanie Baby tag. He's beautiful.
• 23:56
  Yeah, look at the task on his hat.
• 23:58
  Created by 1 artisan, so one artist works on these and
• 24:02
  whatnot. The shape of the hat is so
• 24:05
  interesting. It's not just your traditional
• 24:07
  flat. Carved.
• 24:08
  Everything on here is hand hand laid.
• 24:10
  He's, he's a traditional soldier.
• 24:12
  Look. And he's got tassels.
• 24:14
  He's got the French. What are these capulets on his,
• 24:17
  on his shoulders? The tassel, That's a Capulet.
• 24:21
  Oh, he's got a horn. Or bent but also his legs are
• 24:26
  taking a step versus most of them are together.
• 24:29
  Yeah, wow. Go.
• 24:31
  Here we go, Anna. It is.
• 24:33
  On Gingerbread Baker. Oh my goodness.
• 24:36
  He's a nice neutral gingerbread ground.
• 24:39
  He's holding gingerbread cookies.
• 24:40
  He's nice, he's got boots on with the favorite part is
• 24:44
  peppermint. Actual little air bubble.
• 24:47
  In his hat. I think it's like it's not
• 24:48
  stuffing. It's a little chef's hat, I.
• 24:50
  Mean it is a little stuffing, but it's like it's perfect.
• 24:52
  It's nice and poofed up, Yes. It's not a flat one.
• 24:56
  Wow. Let's see, Does he work?
• 24:58
  Yeah, he's got a little apron on and a spoon, a wooden.
• 25:02
  Spoon and look at those boots. He's got his wee little boots,
• 25:05
  have little peppermint candies on them, and he's holding the
• 25:08
  tray that he just baked these live gingerbread cookies.
• 25:10
  And that little apron is adorable.
• 25:14
  Look at those dead eyes. He knows that he's going to kill
• 25:17
  those gingerbread. Men, look, he's going to wait.
• 25:19
  Wait. No, no, no, no, no.
• 25:20
  He eating the gingerbread. How many of them?
• 25:23
  He's adorable. He's a patissier.
• 25:25
  It's. Everybody's.
• 25:26
  He has a patissier. Look that up.
• 25:28
  Are all of their eyes blue? Is ever.
• 25:30
  Still one of them. No, really.
• 25:31
  Some of them are green there. Are a couple that are just.
• 25:34
  Black. I'm just looking like the
• 25:36
  dancing 1, the gingerbread the German 1 is.
• 25:40
  Blue is the German 1 blue. Most of the white nutcrackers.
• 25:43
  Some of my first nutcrackers. It's.
• 25:45
  He's a king. He is a king.
• 25:48
  Yes, this one's a king. A little bit on the smaller and
• 25:51
  he has a nice little pointy. Sword that he's that's hanging
• 25:54
  from his wrist. Yes, has some rhinestones, some.
• 25:59
  Oh, traditional black boots with some gems.
• 26:01
  Yeah. Oh, maybe it's in a sheep on on
• 26:05
  his hips. You're right.
• 26:07
  I said sheep. He's gorgeous.
• 26:12
  And what is he the first one you bought?
• 26:13
  He's one of. Them well, the first of his
• 26:15
  crown, he's got some gold glitter around his crown and the
• 26:20
  base. Yeah, he's beautiful.
• 26:21
  Wow. He's holding me and Abby's
• 26:23
  favorite. Oh my God.
• 26:24
  This one got really unique. He's amazing.
• 26:28
  Oh. My goodness, we.
• 26:29
  Go to our favorite Mexican restaurant and they.
• 26:32
  Every shout out the Costa Maria I will shameless plug for Costa.
• 26:35
  We were just there the. Other night we loved it, which
• 26:37
  is why. Which is why our sauce is
• 26:39
  ranchero sauce. Ranchero sauce?
• 26:41
  OK, hit us with this Nutcracker. Have seen this mariachi
• 26:45
  Nutcracker at the. I'm past.
• 26:47
  Maria, every Christmas and every year I see it and I say, man, I
• 26:50
  wish I had The Nutcracker. Well, Anna found this Nutcracker
• 26:54
  and now I have my. Coles Mariachi on the Coles has
• 26:57
  some good Nutcracker. He is a little, has a little
• 27:02
  scarf. He's a little Gordito.
• 27:04
  He's a little Gordito. He is a little.
• 27:06
  He is so freaking cute. He's got the pinata hanging from
• 27:08
  the head. He's got 2 mariachas, the
• 27:10
  traditional little Mexican had here with a Little and he works
• 27:14
  his little God damn Randall in the back and the mouth.
• 27:17
  I was I was told his little pinata hanging there.
• 27:20
  He and look at his little sandals.
• 27:22
  Yes, and he's a little round little dude.
• 27:24
  He's so cute. He looks like he's wearing Jesus
• 27:26
  sandals. OK.
• 27:27
  Yeah, here's. OK, OK, now she's gonna get your
• 27:30
  reaction. So you're ready?
• 27:31
  Here's one of the nutcrackers. I've seen these this this style
• 27:34
  of painting. This is a Heartwood Creek.
• 27:37
  Jim Shore, Nutcracker Jim Shore Yes.
• 27:39
  Jim Shore Yes, the painting is on this the the the style.
• 27:45
  His mouth opens. You see those a lot Mouth.
• 27:47
  Opens. I don't necessarily like how
• 27:49
  much it looks like a Santa Claus and I'm seeing cracker.
• 27:52
  It's true. He is very Santa coated.
• 27:54
  I agree coated it's just Santa. It is all right, but this one.
• 27:59
  Is, but he's really pretty intricately carved.
• 28:02
  And the stand, but he has no legs.
• 28:04
  He's on a petal. No legs.
• 28:06
  Lieutenant Diane, you don't need your legs.
• 28:10
  The stand is beautiful. He's like, it's like a little
• 28:15
  house and mountains, a little ocean back there.
• 28:18
  It's like the what was that? What's that Lady that does the
• 28:20
  that does the books that that has a little fucking hedgehog in
• 28:24
  the Minton? You're right, I love her so
• 28:25
  much. Jim Brett.
• 28:26
  Yep. Look at how beautiful the beard
• 28:28
  is though. So this it is.
• 28:29
  He is very beautiful. He is a very pretty 1 and I'm.
• 28:32
  Pretty, but you're right, he's not traditional.
• 28:34
  A little bit more. Collectible than the rest, not
• 28:37
  so much. She's very pretty.
• 28:39
  Oh my goodness, here we go. Let's see.
• 28:41
  Let's see. Oh my God, he's beautiful.
• 28:45
  Is that black or blue? It's blue.
• 28:47
  It's blue. Is.
• 28:47
  Going to be a very good my little staff.
• 28:52
  He's wearing a blue and white suit.
• 28:55
  That's tunic. Tunic black and white pants with
• 29:00
  silver touches so he's. Blaming.
• 29:03
  He has like a Bishop hat like that you see on like a chest
• 29:06
  piece. With a crown, yes, he's very
• 29:08
  chest. Coated.
• 29:08
  With gemstones around his shirt and and the crown chest Museum
• 29:13
  this year, yes. Wow, look at where.
• 29:16
  You just wait. I have a chest one.
• 29:18
  Oh my God, I was. He's Yeah, that's beautiful.
• 29:21
  He's giving like your grandma's China.
• 29:25
  Yes. Patterns.
• 29:26
  Interesting Smaller guy. OK, OK.
• 29:28
  Oh my God. Oh my God.
• 29:29
  Oh my God, Oh my God. Yes, look at.
• 29:31
  Him look at him, he's a little mouse he's the fucking he's the
• 29:36
  rat king. He's the mouse king king.
• 29:37
  He's the big cheese. Is it the fucking rat king of
• 29:40
  the mouse? I can't remember.
• 29:41
  Is it rat king? I thought he's standing on a
• 29:43
  piece of cheese. Yes, yeah, look at him and then
• 29:45
  he's got cheese there, little. Charcuterie.
• 29:48
  Little. Sword spear thing wearing an
• 29:51
  outfit. It is the update.
• 29:52
  It is the mouse king. Mouse King and he works too.
• 29:55
  He has a little Cape on. Isn't he adorable?
• 29:59
  Yes, I love him. He's.
• 30:00
  Adorable look at the cheese on his sword.
• 30:02
  I love the cheese on the sword. I actually love him.
• 30:04
  So there's the crown. Update It is in fact the.
• 30:07
  Mouse King, I couldn't remember. You can get there's a lot of
• 30:10
  nutcrackers like him, but that's the only one that I'm seeing
• 30:13
  that he's standing on a piece of cheese.
• 30:15
  She's hiding it, so this one. It is a blank 1.
• 30:19
  He looks really pretty, so it's good at his uggs, his wood, and
• 30:24
  then he has the fur on his hat, the white fur on his boots and
• 30:28
  his hat, and then white. Boots with the.
• 30:30
  Fur but not painted face or any like.
• 30:33
  Yeah, he's just like wood. Just wood.
• 30:35
  Yeah, with white chairman fur. That's that's the thing I sent
• 30:38
  you. OK, show us your favorite ones
• 30:45
  because I I'm not gonna do individual pictures of every
• 30:47
  single Nutcracker, but we will post a group shot of the mantle
• 30:51
  once it's all up. Absolutely.
• 30:52
  It's possibly. My favorite find of last.
• 30:55
  Year. Oh my God. 00 on a rocking
• 30:59
  horror. Rocking horror and The
• 31:01
  Nutcracker part works, I just not.
• 31:04
  Anymore. Not anymore.
• 31:09
  Look at a girl opens. He's on a rocking horse and the
• 31:12
  rocking horse actually moves. His mouth opens up.
• 31:14
  He got a little. Ribbon so he can hold on on the.
• 31:16
  Horse, you know I have never. Seen one like never seen one
• 31:20
  like that. Me and my mom found them on a
• 31:23
  Clarence rack at some store and I picked them up and I didn't
• 31:26
  see any other ones around so. Probably the at home at home.
• 31:30
  Yeah, I think I was actually at the mall today, and I always
• 31:33
  have to stop. Like Macy's had some.
• 31:35
  I had to stop and look at them. Yeah.
• 31:36
  And they had one that was, I've never seen when it was like a
• 31:39
  stuffed animal, like a plushy one.
• 31:41
  It was big. It was really, really big.
• 31:43
  It would sit on your. It would sit on the fireplace.
• 31:46
  I thought it would look really cute sitting on your fireplace,
• 31:49
  a little heart or whatever. But I was like, no, the Dipper
• 31:52
  would. Dipper will think it's a toy.
• 31:53
  And it looks like a toy, of course.
• 31:55
  Yeah. So.
• 31:55
  OK. So I think really you got.
• 31:57
  Me this one, but it is one of my favorites yes, I did look at it.
• 32:02
  Even though it's covered in glitter, the game the cracker
• 32:05
  breaks a. Pop of purple.
• 32:07
  We absolutely have Rainbow. Oh, look at this stuff.
• 32:10
  What? Is that stuff?
• 32:11
  With the harnesses, love is love.
• 32:14
  We do have a gay Nutcracker in the house.
• 32:16
  In the he is colored gay nutcrackers covered in glitter.
• 32:20
  Covered in glitter. Rainbow, my God, I love him.
• 32:24
  He is fantastic, I forgot all about him. 1st.
• 32:27
  Nutcracker the first, the first. I went oh, like she's never seen
• 32:33
  it. This is my very Bush Nutcracker.
• 32:36
  He's a pirate. It's a.
• 32:37
  It's a burger. Meister, Meister.
• 32:38
  Burger. It's a burger.
• 32:39
  Meister Meister Burger. Eat a pirate.
• 32:42
  Yeah, well open. I've had this since I was
• 32:44
  probably like 8 years old. Legit.
• 32:47
  This is a Henrich, West Germany. That's another one from my
• 32:52
  grandpa. He's that's Burger Meister
• 32:54
  Meister Burger. That is the Burger Meister
• 32:55
  Meister Burger from from which one?
• 32:58
  Which which? Santa Claus is coming to town.
• 33:00
  From Santa Claus is coming to town What?
• 33:02
  I like about the. German ranking and bass?
• 33:04
  Is it ranking and bass? Is that what it is?
• 33:05
  Though what I like about the German ones is they actually
• 33:07
  like have a little bit more curve to them.
• 33:10
  But look how? Look at his hat.
• 33:12
  Fan taz hat. But he this one's from West.
• 33:15
  Germany he got No, those are thighs.
• 33:17
  He got dummy thick thighs. Isn't that a Well, I guess
• 33:19
  you're right. That is, he's you know what?
• 33:21
  He's got his compression socks on 2 tights.
• 33:24
  He's. He's a Colonel, a Colonel of a
• 33:26
  Grand army. He looks amazing.
• 33:28
  Oh boy, I love. Him really like the chess one.
• 33:31
  Yes, let's see it. Yeah, Yeah, let's see it.
• 33:33
  Show us. He is amazing.
• 33:38
  He is also. One of my older ones.
• 33:39
  I've had him since I was probably.
• 33:40
  Like 17 top top Valentina alive. He is got a pawn piece in his
• 33:47
  hand like he's got a castle and he is and he's the best.
• 33:51
  He's the king. He's black and white.
• 33:53
  The king has the has the cross on the.
• 33:55
  Top and then he has the white and.
• 33:56
  He has the white. Flow and the and do you see the
• 33:59
  the what he's standing? In and he's standing on the
• 34:00
  board yeah your traditional black a little dusty that's.
• 34:03
  OK, we all. Well, you're just getting them
• 34:05
  out, so you just dust aren't? We all yeah.
• 34:06
  Yeah, so all Dusty, that's the chance one.
• 34:09
  All those micro fiber clothes I know he did.
• 34:11
  Is my second oldest. OK. 1.
• 34:16
  Let's see him. This one also is a W German 1.
• 34:19
  You can tell he's a little bit more ratty.
• 34:22
  Yeah, that's OK. He's been around for a long
• 34:23
  time. Yeah.
• 34:25
  He's been on the block a few times.
• 34:26
  The white is definitely, yeah, he's a little a little ratty,
• 34:31
  but he is my second oldest one. He's also from West Germany.
• 34:35
  OK, show us your more unique looking ones.
• 34:37
  I'm talking I want to see the Gorditos.
• 34:39
  I want to see. I have to tell.
• 34:41
  You. My dad has been in Germany.
• 34:44
  Yeah, because we was in the war, not in the war in the army.
• 34:46
  He was never in a war. He was only in the army in
• 34:49
  peacetime. And but he got to travel all
• 34:54
  over Europe because he was stationed over there for a
• 34:56
  while. And he brought back this China
• 35:02
  from Germany because he said everything in the stuff in
• 35:06
  Germany is just beautiful. It's just incredible.
• 35:08
  The workmanship, whatever is gorgeous.
• 35:10
  And so he saw this China while I was there that I have in my, my,
• 35:15
  you know, you know, the China in my China cabinet, my hutch,
• 35:18
  whatever you want to call it. And it's so, so incredibly
• 35:22
  beautiful. It's well, it's funny because
• 35:25
  when I got married, you know, sometimes when you get married,
• 35:26
  you used to be the tradition was you go and you register for your
• 35:30
  China and you pick out your pattern that you like and then
• 35:32
  people would get it for you for a gift.
• 35:35
  But I don't know if people do that much anymore because you
• 35:38
  know, who knows? But I couldn't find one that I
• 35:41
  liked because I kept thinking about Germany.
• 35:43
  That's oh, I'm sorry, oh, Germany, Germany, how, how I
• 35:53
  miss you so even though I've never visited you ever.
• 35:58
  I kept thinking about my dad. My parents said from Germany.
• 36:01
  And it's so little Deutschland in the case.
• 36:04
  You're not going to kick your ass.
• 36:07
  And so I did. We never registered for for
• 36:09
  China because I couldn't find when I left.
• 36:12
  And then my mom, I don't know, however many years later was
• 36:15
  just like, instead of doing like a will and saying everybody, you
• 36:18
  get this, you get this. She's like, tell me what you
• 36:21
  want and then I'll I'll know who wants what right.
• 36:23
  And I said, the only thing I want is the China.
• 36:25
  And she said, when you have a dining room, you can have it.
• 36:27
  And so I moved and when we built the house we're in, she.
• 36:31
  Said I need a dining. Room.
• 36:32
  Yes, she she gave it to me. Do you want to start with the
• 36:35
  smallest Nutcracker? I want to see.
• 36:37
  Your greatest hits, OK. The smallest Nutcracker.
• 36:42
  You have your greatest hits. Smallest Nutcracker.
• 36:48
  Smallest Nutcracker you were ready you were there yes and he
• 36:54
  actually works yes we found him that like a you guys.
• 36:57
  Found him not a flea market. The flea market.
• 37:01
  So yeah, he's everybody gets 1. He is probably what what would
• 37:04
  you do? It's like 2 inches, yes, 2
• 37:06
  inches tall. He is fully wood.
• 37:08
  Maybe he works like he has a working mouth.
• 37:11
  Wearing just a he we found him. I remember how excited we were
• 37:14
  we found him and we're like this cuz is insane.
• 37:17
  He was like, how? Much what did she want for?
• 37:20
  Him, not that much really, because it was like we were on
• 37:22
  the last day like. 20 bucks maybe or?
• 37:24
  And then we're like, will you take?
• 37:26
  I think we got him for like 10 bucks I thought.
• 37:28
  Well, that was like, he's like 10 or $20.
• 37:30
  It could have been more than 20. And I was like, you know, and,
• 37:32
  you know, telling he was like, do I want to really pay like
• 37:35
  $1015.00 for this? Nothing.
• 37:36
  You do, and you're like, yes, he's looking at him.
• 37:39
  He's adorable. Because Ashley wasn't there.
• 37:40
  I didn't realize he's there. You.
• 37:41
  Could tell he's old and he's in great.
• 37:44
  She's like they're great condition and what I and she was
• 37:47
  like well, cuz we talked about later it's like you to buy him
• 37:50
  is like $50. You don't see this like this
• 37:53
  anywhere? Yeah.
• 37:54
  So like, that's so unusual. You have to get him.
• 37:57
  Yeah, yes, All right. Show at.
• 37:58
  Show OK this next one. Oh, look at the glitter.
• 38:00
  Is a stack of three little working nutcrackers, each one of
• 38:05
  these. Has a whooping mouth.
• 38:06
  Yeah, look at them. I got this one on sale at the at
• 38:10
  home because they're missing the blocks and the Christmas
• 38:14
  countdown and the kind of wobbly.
• 38:16
  Is wobbly and it's he's Kurt turned it this way.
• 38:19
  This was this was the only one that all three of them were
• 38:23
  actually together in stock. There was a.
• 38:25
  Throughout this, I just saw this somewhere at the mall today and
• 38:29
  that the numbers were in there and I'm like, well, I think Ash
• 38:31
  has one like that and you do so. Yeah, so, but I like the fact
• 38:34
  that they're so. She stole the numbers out of it.
• 38:37
  I should have about last year. It's a weird one because I've
• 38:42
  never seen a music box that actually has.
• 38:45
  Fire it up. Well, First off, the mouth does
• 38:48
  move. Yeah, it does.
• 38:49
  Oh my God, I can see what you're about to say.
• 38:51
  Yes, Do it. Do it.
• 38:52
  Do it, do it. The he's a drummer, he's
• 38:57
  standing on a drum, and when she turns a little thing, the mouth
• 39:00
  goes up and down and the arms actually move and drum on the
• 39:02
  drum. Incredible.
• 39:04
  And it plays The Nutcracker. It sure does.
• 39:08
  So listen. I love him so.
• 39:14
  I've never seen a music box that actually has a working wooden
• 39:18
  Nutcracker on top, so I had to buy it.
• 39:20
  Had to. All right, so he's got to go.
• 39:22
  Now look at him go oh, he's awesome.
• 39:25
  He's got to go live in the other room now because he's too wound
• 39:27
  up. Abby's favorite?
• 39:29
  I think because it has. I don't know what it.
• 39:32
  Is 1 Nutcracker working on a little Nutcracker?
• 39:36
  He's a Nutcracker maker. He is, so it's a little toymaker
• 39:39
  Nutcracker and he has glasses blocks and stuff on his.
• 39:45
  I don't know if his mouth is going to.
• 39:46
  Be open now because he's got, he's got a little table and
• 39:48
  he's, he's painting. His mouth does open.
• 39:51
  It is his. Mouth.
• 39:52
  We did have to check that. That was a big.
• 39:54
  Thing Oh, that's a requirement, yes.
• 39:56
  He's painting a little tiny, yeah.
• 39:57
  Painting a little tiny Nutcracker.
• 40:00
  I was really upset that the tiny nutcracker's mouth didn't open.
• 40:03
  But he's not done with him yet. No, it's painted.
• 40:06
  It's good. He's painted.
• 40:07
  No, he's not done yet. So.
• 40:10
  It could happen. There's that one.
• 40:13
  I'd have 3/4. Just four more she wants to
• 40:15
  show. Oh my God.
• 40:16
  OK. There are more, we think in the
• 40:18
  box. There are way more.
• 40:19
  There's a lot more. I like this one.
• 40:21
  This one is a little. Of Germany.
• 40:23
  German leader Hosen. He's holding a beer and a pride
• 40:28
  song. He's playing leader Hosen on.
• 40:31
  Octoberfest. The Octoberfest hat.
• 40:33
  He's amazing. Did we tell the story about my
• 40:35
  brother Dan at in the Leader Hose pod?
• 40:39
  Yeah. We have two small ones.
• 40:41
  Look at the So we have the tiny Nutcracker with all of the toys
• 40:45
  in the chest. Is I was gonna say, is he like
• 40:47
  trying to sell? He's trying to sell him.
• 40:50
  He also works. He's a little loose on his base
• 40:53
  and he's older and then this was a little guy, but this one does
• 40:56
  not have a working mouth, which is a little.
• 40:58
  Upset. Oh my God.
• 40:59
  Stupid because he's supposed to be a place card holder so he
• 41:02
  needs to. Go right in the trash.
• 41:03
  He is wooden though, which made it and.
• 41:06
  He's got like a riot. He's got a rifle.
• 41:08
  Yeah, it's a rifle. He's got a gun.
• 41:10
  But like, he's got a sheriff. Look at his, look at his snazzy
• 41:13
  red leg leg. He's swearing.
• 41:14
  Yeah. So there's.
• 41:16
  That I can't believe you have one in your collection that the
• 41:18
  mouth doesn't move. I have.
• 41:21
  I have some that break my rules, Ashley said on my face.
• 41:24
  Ashley said she wanted to do a little fireplace today because
• 41:28
  it's nice and cool outside and we'll have the mantle and I'm
• 41:31
  like, that guy's going. Straight in.
• 41:34
  So this is. My black gnome.
• 41:38
  Yes, yeah. So.
• 41:40
  This is a gnome Nutcracker. His mouth does not move.
• 41:44
  Unfortunately, it's in his stomach.
• 41:46
  Guess what straightened the? Fire, but I think Sam does Sam
• 41:49
  get. You.
• 41:51
  No, no, this one I picked up I think with another gnome I
• 41:54
  wanted to and culturism is important.
• 41:56
  Yeah. It's looking very white and I'm
• 41:58
  trying to like break it up a little bit and add some
• 42:01
  diversity. It's a Little Drummer gnome, so
• 42:03
  whenever I find. That.
• 42:04
  Color. Yeah.
• 42:06
  So when I'm trying to like find ones that are different colors
• 42:09
  and whatnot, like I'll pick them up.
• 42:11
  Your first one looks very kind of rushing to me.
• 42:15
  And then that was, those are the ones that I really like, but I
• 42:18
  can pull out some of the big, big.
• 42:20
  Ones, can you hold the French one, the French 1?
• 42:24
  He looks like the German one, but he's French.
• 42:26
  Yes, he might be Italian meanwhile.
• 42:30
  I mean the the original wooden Nutcracker nose.
• 42:33
  Oh my God, there's there's. On what's a condition?
• 42:36
  No, but the pirates, my favorite, my face, we have.
• 42:38
  Glue. It's OK, we can fix it.
• 42:39
  Another Little drummer. The original Nutcracker Dial did
• 42:42
  originate from Germany. Saint Patrick's Day one he's.
• 42:45
  Italian or is he French? He's Italian.
• 42:48
  He's a gondolier. OK, but you can understand where
• 42:50
  I he's a. Gondolier.
• 42:52
  And he well, he works too. Yeah, this little Italian little
• 42:55
  squat. Italian gondolier.
• 42:57
  My God. And the Saint Patrick's Day one
• 42:58
  holding the rainbows. Because that day is coming up A.
• 43:00
  Little leprechaun, Yes, I always get Saint Patrick's Day in Saint
• 43:02
  Nicolas. They mix up.
• 43:04
  Not that I not the actual days, but like I always for some
• 43:08
  reason, I call Saint Nicholas a Saint Patrick's Day like every
• 43:10
  time. So it's kind of a running joke
• 43:11
  now. Woo.
• 43:12
  Look at him all in his sequins. This.
• 43:14
  One he's. Fancy one.
• 43:16
  I purchased this before I knew the rules.
• 43:18
  He's at the wall. He's a skeleton.
• 43:20
  He has, he's just so I have the mantle, the.
• 43:26
  Snow blows. Oh no, I love this one.
• 43:30
  Yes, we have a Yeti and a Unicorn.
• 43:33
  These. Two also.
• 43:34
  Kind of break my rules. But now the Yeti is fine, that's
• 43:38
  his mouth. But the the Unicorn absolutely
• 43:41
  breaks the rules. But he's fabulous, so why
• 43:43
  wouldn't you? That's why they're allowed to
• 43:46
  stay on the mantle. There's a few there.
• 43:48
  Have been some I have given away.
• 43:49
  A few. We will allow people that,
• 43:51
  certainly. They have disappeared.
• 43:53
  It happens. Snoopy other thing is the
• 43:56
  longest running balloon in Thanksgiving Day parade.
• 43:58
  These. That's what homie said.
• 43:59
  Yeah, yeah, I trust her with my life.
• 44:01
  I would, yes, I trust. Her now this one actually plays
• 44:04
  in this one is allowed on the mantle.
• 44:06
  OK, we have a nut. I found him also at the flea
• 44:11
  market, I think a Nutcracker in a snow globe.
• 44:15
  No, I got it for you because you get the snow globes.
• 44:18
  So here's here's Abby gets a snow globe every year for
• 44:20
  Christmas because a tiny little one, just the tiny ones.
• 44:25
  We don't I don't get her big ones.
• 44:26
  I don't have space for the big ones, right, right.
• 44:28
  So the reason she gets a tiny snow globe every year is because
• 44:32
  one year. Yep.
• 44:34
  Years ago, you guys were little. Not like little itty bitty, but
• 44:38
  young. I could tell you the year
• 44:40
  wouldn't as I find the snow globe.
• 44:41
  Oh, it doesn't have the year on it?
• 44:43
  OK, I went Black Friday shopping with Sam, I guess.
• 44:51
  Were you there too? Because we ended up with three.
• 44:54
  JC Penney was giving away a gift door Buster, if you will.
• 44:58
  If you it was Sam Mayer. No, that was no, because that
• 45:01
  was that was later. That was later.
• 45:04
  We I think you were there. I think it was you and Sam.
• 45:07
  And. And because Liv would have been
• 45:08
  too young and oh, look at him in his game.
• 45:11
  Sorry. And the door Buster was a tiny
• 45:14
  snow globe with Mickey Mouse in it.
• 45:16
  They just. Gave him away.
• 45:17
  They gave him away the first however many people that got
• 45:19
  walked in the door got the snow globe.
• 45:22
  OK. And so your your sister
• 45:26
  thinking, you know, to get you thinking it would be funny, it
• 45:30
  was to wrap up the snow globe and give it to you for Christmas
• 45:33
  that you already knew about. OK.
• 45:35
  And so she wraps it up and gives it to you and we, no, listen, we
• 45:40
  have three of these. We have three of these, OK.
• 45:43
  And I think she wrapped them all up individually and you opened
• 45:45
  up all three of them. And so for about, I think three
• 45:50
  years in a row, she went and got because you're like, ha ha, very
• 45:53
  funny, very funny. And then she went and got them,
• 45:56
  she kept them and then she wrapped them up again.
• 45:59
  And like I think three years in a row she kept wrapping them up
• 46:02
  and giving them two. And finally you were like, never
• 46:06
  again. I'm keeping yes.
• 46:08
  I did. I'm so ha ha.
• 46:10
  Whatever. You can have them back, you can
• 46:12
  put them with the rest of your stuff.
• 46:14
  But then Sam would go get them. Back.
• 46:17
  Fuck you, I'm taking it off. So she kept I think you kept one
• 46:20
  of them in one. I'll tell you what you there it
• 46:21
  is 2000 fucking 13/20/13. So you would have been in high
• 46:25
  school? No, I would not have.
• 46:26
  I would have been in college. 2013 you already graduated.
• 46:30
  From if, if it was Christmas 2013, yeah, I would have
• 46:33
  graduated and been in college. Your first year of college,
• 46:36
  you're right, no. Second, because it would have
• 46:38
  been the fall of 2013, 2013, 2014, school year.
• 46:42
  I graduated in May of 2012. So you're right.
• 46:45
  Holy shit, I thought you were younger than that.
• 46:47
  It doesn't matter. Finally you.
• 46:50
  You kept this one. And I think I had one and I.
• 46:53
  Kept it as I kept. Because I I think I think 2 got
• 46:57
  broken. Or something somehow.
• 46:58
  I know. That's what happened to me.
• 47:00
  I had them. So I had them all.
• 47:02
  Yeah. And then there was the great
• 47:03
  snow globe catastrophe. Well, since you kept them every
• 47:06
  year since she kept it, I went and found a tiny snow globe to
• 47:11
  give her the next year. So then it just I, every year
• 47:14
  escalated, I gave her a tiny snow globe to continue the joke.
• 47:18
  And so she kept them, of course. Right now, then, when we moved
• 47:22
  houses, when we moved here in 2019, maybe it was. 20.
• 47:27
  Yeah, that's we had our 2019 Christmas and all this Christmas
• 47:32
  snow globes were up that you give me over the years and I put
• 47:34
  them in a box and they were robbed.
• 47:36
  Yeah, yeah. And then and we lost.
• 47:38
  Almost. All of them they you.
• 47:39
  I remember she called me and the she opened the box and the
• 47:44
  majority of them were shattered. Yeah.
• 47:46
  Because it had gotten so cool. They must have frozen.
• 47:48
  I didn't really. I just wasn't smart about I
• 47:50
  well, we they were wrapped up. And so I thought that they were
• 47:52
  insulated enough. Yeah.
• 47:54
  Lord helpers. She's just not that bright.
• 47:56
  But. But so we put the message out
• 48:02
  because they we, like Abby, lost her entire collection except for
• 48:05
  maybe one or two. Like I said, I think this Mickey
• 48:09
  Mouse, I don't know what the fuck this glass is made out of
• 48:11
  that mother fucker. Yeah, the original 1 survived
• 48:15
  and I think you lost. Two of the other.
• 48:18
  Mickey Mouse's like that and everything else.
• 48:20
  Because, well, two of them survived the cold.
• 48:23
  I don't know how, I don't know. How?
• 48:24
  And then so I moved them inside and I put them in the box that
• 48:28
  was in there. Now they stay inside.
• 48:29
  And well, no, no. And the one I was pulling it
• 48:32
  down, I didn't realize it had been put on top of the box.
• 48:35
  I pulled the box down and it one falls smacks.
• 48:38
  That's me right in the fucking face.
• 48:39
  So we got in one last. Fucking head shot and then it
• 48:43
  hit the floor and shattered. So we're down to one last
• 48:47
  original Mickey snowball, original Mickey.
• 48:49
  And then of course, I've continued to give her one every
• 48:51
  year for Christmas. And last year, a year ago, yeah,
• 48:55
  JC Penney puts out the door. Buster is a tiny snow globe.
• 49:01
  And we were like, I'm like, Oh my God, I must be.
• 49:04
  I had to be in line at like 5 AMI.
• 49:06
  Know hey, shout out my whatever the opposite of beef is shout
• 49:10
  out to Taylor Swift. Thanks for not putting out
• 49:13
  anything that I needed to be in line and staying in the fucking
• 49:15
  cold for for Black Friday again because I was.
• 49:19
  It was fucking Nipley out last year.
• 49:22
  It was. It was because Mayor and I are
• 49:25
  in line at Pennies at 5:00 AM. The reason is off.
• 49:28
  Yeah. And.
• 49:30
  I stood outside the target. For hours you did.
• 49:33
  That was crazy. Alone in the dark.
• 49:37
  Yeah, it's true. But last year's snow globe was
• 49:43
  from the movie Elf, and it was another freebie from from JC
• 49:48
  Penney. Oh, and then we there's the
• 49:49
  Parthenon one. We got it.
• 49:51
  We got her a Parthenon snow globe.
• 49:52
  It's a little bit bigger than your other ones.
• 49:53
  Yeah, but it's very cool. And she has this one from Casey,
• 49:56
  IL with the biggest rocking good old Casey the world.
• 49:59
  That is the last surviving Mickey.
• 50:01
  This is the one that you got last year.
• 50:03
  I'm. I'm unwrapping these things
• 50:05
  under the Table 1 so that you don't see that everyone's a
• 50:08
  surprise. And two, the rustling.
• 50:10
  The rustling is not picked up by the microphone.
• 50:15
  Bro she hates the sound of Styrofoam and this one is in a
• 50:18
  box with Styrofoam say. It ain't so eww.
• 50:26
  And there it is. And there he is, last year's
• 50:30
  elf. There is one other snow globe
• 50:33
  that I own. She is on the mantle.
• 50:36
  It's the lover snow globe. Oh, it's the don't leave it.
• 50:39
  You can leave it there as. Yeah, leave it.
• 50:42
  She doesn't have a wind up. You just turn the switch on and
• 50:44
  then she plays the song Lover. It's the Tay Tay Lover.
• 50:48
  It is beautiful. OK, let me let me check over
• 50:51
  this real quick. OK.
• 50:52
  Oh, to those of you getting a Christmas card, because I know
• 50:55
  that you're like clambering at the bit.
• 50:57
  I've got friends asking already what you're topping at the bit.
• 50:59
  That's. What are the Wilhelms?
• 50:59
  Doing what are the Wilhelms this year?
• 51:01
  When are you guys doing the photo?
• 51:03
  When should I'm expecting a Christmas card?
• 51:04
  I've listened you to those of you who asked me at the card.
• 51:09
  This is not me. I'm not complaining.
• 51:11
  Keep those questions coming because that makes me feel
• 51:14
  validated. When we're doing the card and
• 51:17
  we're all killing each other, it inspires us to to keep doing it.
• 51:21
  And this is feel like it's worth it.
• 51:22
  This is who we're doing it for. Because I'm glad that you guys
• 51:25
  that the people who get it that ask me about it.
• 51:28
  I'm genuinely so glad that everybody enjoys us as much as
• 51:31
  they do and I enjoy it as well. Most years we have a lot of fun
• 51:37
  putting it together. We really do.
• 51:38
  A couple years. Some years are better than
• 51:41
  others, and things go better than they they.
• 51:44
  Some years doesn't go so great and that's fine.
• 51:47
  Last year we did a not so silent night with the Wilhelms and it
• 51:51
  was very smooth because everybody was wearing black
• 51:53
  instrument. Easy click, click, click, done.
• 51:55
  We had a lot of fun with that one.
• 51:57
  That was really it was the production of.
• 51:58
  It was very fun. Yes, this year was still very
• 52:02
  fun. There's a lot more moving
• 52:03
  pieces. It was, but it was a little more
• 52:06
  more complicated. Well, do you see what I did that
• 52:08
  that's what we did. Yeah.
• 52:09
  OK, OK, so, but those of you who are expecting the card know that
• 52:13
  we have taken the photo. We took the photo Friday took
• 52:17
  photos. I edited it.
• 52:19
  Well, right. We took all of the photos of
• 52:20
  everybody Friday. I edited everything.
• 52:23
  Like I put the card together, Ashley edited the photos, so she
• 52:27
  gave the photos. I put it in the card, sent it to
• 52:30
  you, get it printed in hand. You were dropping them off
• 52:33
  today. That's why you're here.
• 52:33
  Just picked them up and brought them over and they are a hoot.
• 52:36
  They are. I love them, I love them, I love
• 52:39
  them. So again, it's going to be a
• 52:41
  good one because there was more going on.
• 52:44
  It was a little bit more of a stressful production.
• 52:46
  Also my SD card is full on my camera.
• 52:49
  This We have to get this cleared off before next Christmas we're
• 52:51
  going to have. To delete those photos.
• 52:53
  Get them onto a flash drive or something, you know what I mean?
• 52:55
  100%, yeah, 100%. So we should we?
• 53:02
  Should we give them a clue what our what our themes this year I.
• 53:07
  Don't know if they need a. Clue.
• 53:07
  No, Probably not. Well, no clues.
• 53:09
  No clues. You and I'll tell you this, OK,
• 53:11
  We had to wrap something like not wrapping like a present.
• 53:15
  We were wrapping stuff Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 53:16
  OK you know, because we had to do a thing I took a picture.
• 53:19
  I. Took a picture of the fail
• 53:20
  because I was going to post Oh, you should have a picture of I
• 53:23
  did. How many Wilms does it take to
• 53:25
  make this item? And then it failed and I and I'm
• 53:28
  taking the picture and you're all just laughing at stare.
• 53:31
  Yes, because it was a massive. Well, and so I was like, I'm
• 53:34
  going to hold this, Ashley, you hold this.
• 53:37
  Sam grabs the part of it, and then I go, OK, now, Ashley, you
• 53:40
  just rap, OK? And so there is like a long
• 53:43
  pause. Ashley is wrapping this thing.
• 53:45
  And there's like this long pause.
• 53:46
  And then me and Sam lock eyes and I start going in.
• 53:49
  West Philadelphia, actually. You just rap.
• 53:56
  There was a long cause that Sam and I and even Dad all kind of
• 54:00
  locked eyes and we knew the joke, but we had to know which
• 54:04
  one of us is going to be brave enough to try to rap.
• 54:08
  Exactly. That's exactly the thing, these
• 54:10
  four very white people, right? So we all looked.
• 54:12
  Around like, are you going to do the joke?
• 54:14
  Who's? Doing.
• 54:15
  It but first Prince of Bel Air. I keep that locked and loaded
• 54:18
  just in case. You got to.
• 54:20
  Be ready, you got to be. Ready.
• 54:22
  You got to be ready. Oh my God.
• 54:24
  That's now let me show you real quick some of these snow globes.
• 54:26
  Now listener, I'm not going to post pictures of these
• 54:29
  individuals. Maybe you could do this one
• 54:30
  individual. Of course, Nikki, they'll be on
• 54:34
  the mantle photo that we post of all the nutcrackers.
• 54:36
  But let me show you, Anna. OK, so, Anna, very sad.
• 54:40
  There were two casualties that I couldn't I couldn't bring myself
• 54:43
  to get rid of. So I did what I could, but broke
• 54:45
  off most of the glass. Oh, OK.
• 54:46
  And kept the thing. So the globe.
• 54:48
  Glass broke, but you kept the. This one's New Orleans.
• 54:51
  Sam must have brought that to you.
• 54:52
  From New Orleans, Aunt, mayor, Aunt, mayor.
• 54:54
  Brought You're right. Her.
• 54:55
  She. Had to go down now so this one
• 54:56
  just be careful yeah. This one was the other casualty
• 54:59
  that is this the one from Vegas Vegas mayor and I were out in
• 55:02
  Vegas and we and I saw that one Oh my God.
• 55:04
  I got to get her one from Vegas. Look at this.
• 55:05
  It comes out there you go, FY, if you ever wanted know what it
• 55:08
  looks like and look at the little 7.
• 55:11
  It's a little cursive tree in it.
• 55:13
  And the horseshoes and the candy canes and the little poker chips
• 55:16
  with the Vegas sign on the Christmas tree.
• 55:18
  And then and you can see I cleared the glass out.
• 55:20
  This one's completely. Yeah.
• 55:21
  I was so excited to get the Vegas.
• 55:23
  I literally was devastated. I bet.
• 55:25
  I bet because this is like I said, Oh my God, This could be
• 55:27
  fun in the Great Freeze. We could get her ones from
• 55:29
  different places. Yes.
• 55:32
  So you've seen. The.
• 55:35
  Possum, So we do have the Parthenon.
• 55:37
  This is the smallest one they had.
• 55:38
  We had it's a little bit bigger. It is, but that's OK because
• 55:41
  he's still smaller than Casey. There's Rudolph.
• 55:45
  OK, I showed you this one. I think my mother-in-law got me
• 55:47
  this one. And he lights up with a little
• 55:49
  Penguin. Penguin it is.
• 55:51
  Now I will say that my favorite ones, my favorite snow globes
• 55:55
  now that I'm a bit of a connoisseur having all of these
• 55:57
  tiny ones. OK, is that I like it when
• 56:00
  there's actually a thing inside of it.
• 56:02
  That's just a little picture. It is.
• 56:04
  It's a flat. Well, it's a flat thing.
• 56:06
  No, it's cute. I the fact that he lights up
• 56:08
  means that he's he's a step above he is, but I do like the
• 56:12
  three DI do prefer a three DI agree right.
• 56:16
  We got Snoopy here. Yep, joy.
• 56:19
  I got him from the hobby. Lobby Woodstock.
• 56:21
  We got this one when Grandpa was in the hospital and the memorial
• 56:25
  was doing like a sale, like a yard sale.
• 56:28
  Memorial Hospitals have a clearance.
• 56:30
  Like, but it was all holiday shit 'cause they were trying to
• 56:33
  get all their holiday shit out. Well, for some reason they had a
• 56:36
  4th of July snow globe. They did.
• 56:38
  Now the battery, no batteries in here.
• 56:41
  So it doesn't, but he would. And we were like, holy shit, a
• 56:44
  fourth. You don't have a 4th of July.
• 56:46
  So no, I don't how to how to get it.
• 56:48
  So now it's like ice stripes are big and bright deep in the heart
• 56:53
  Texas. This makes me think of what is
• 56:57
  the movie where the girl that we we love her.
• 57:01
  She's got that she's tall, she's got that great voice.
• 57:06
  She's in Legally Blonde. The hairdresser lady of the Oh
• 57:10
  my God, Jennifer Colton. She's oh it looks like the 4th
• 57:13
  of July real bad. This one makes you think of
• 57:18
  Jennifer Coolidge. That's so true as I couldn't
• 57:21
  remember her name. Jennifer.
• 57:22
  Coolidge And then this is the other one that I had that loads
• 57:24
  up. It's.
• 57:25
  The candle. Love this one.
• 57:26
  My mother-in-law got me that one too.
• 57:28
  Oh. I thought I got you this one.
• 57:29
  No, no, the ones that lit up that one and then the Penguin
• 57:32
  were together. I remember because we were both
• 57:34
  at the at home and we saw them and I was like, because I was
• 57:37
  devastated. There's a little switch
• 57:38
  underneath. I'm trying to, I was, I was
• 57:40
  devastated at the loss of the of the things.
• 57:43
  And that's where she was there. She kind of went behind.
• 57:46
  Got you. OK.
• 57:47
  I was looking at them. That's the two.
• 57:48
  I love that one that lights up that little.
• 57:50
  It's a little candle on a little candle holder.
• 57:52
  It's very cute. Now that, ironically, the part
• 57:55
  of the candle that would light up doesn't light up.
• 57:57
  It's the actual candle, but that's OK.
• 58:00
  We'll give it a pass. I like it, though.
• 58:02
  This one you did get me for me. I got you a Gryffindor and
• 58:06
  Ashley got 1. Ashley.
• 58:07
  Yeah. Hagrid, it was.
• 58:09
  These were like a blind box. Yes.
• 58:11
  And you just opened it up and? I want you to know.
• 58:13
  Ashley Now this one was a blind box, this one I saw and I got
• 58:16
  Gryffindor. Ashley might be upset if I tell
• 58:19
  you this, but she that she opened that up and cried because
• 58:24
  she's because the guy, he had just passed away, the man who
• 58:30
  played that and it was a blind box.
• 58:31
  I for some reason we didn't open the blind box till we got home.
• 58:34
  Maybe it was just in the Saint Nicholas.
• 58:35
  Thing I don't remember. But she was at home and she
• 58:38
  opens it up and she goes. Oh.
• 58:43
  Which makes it even better this one.
• 58:46
  Oh, a dollar, a dollar, a dollar.
• 58:48
  Yeah, at the made-up. You think I'm going to spend
• 58:52
  more than a dollar? Look at the gnome.
• 58:54
  Oh he he probably was from DG. He's a little gnome of the
• 58:57
  Christmas tree. But I look, look at the
• 58:59
  craftsmanship. It's the little base.
• 59:02
  The base is excellent, yes. Now look at this guy Little
• 59:05
  Santa on. The track because one one year
• 59:08
  at your grandma and grandpa all Santa kid drove by on a trash
• 59:11
  tractor and we were like the first Christmas she ever spend
• 59:15
  with us. Not not our first Christmas
• 59:18
  together. It's he goes by and ash was
• 59:20
  like, well, you know what happened?
• 59:23
  Somebody said something about somebody was outside.
• 59:24
  The kids were like outside or something and they came in and
• 59:26
  they said Santa's here. And Sherry goes and opens the
• 59:29
  front door and hears Santa on a tracker and Sherry goes, oh holy
• 59:32
  shit. And then shut the door and we're
• 59:36
  like what? And so we'll all go over there
• 59:39
  and when he comes, he comes up to the dog because.
• 59:41
  Like, Christmas Eve was on like a Saturday that year, and so
• 59:45
  everybody was off. So we were over there a lot
• 59:47
  earlier than normally We would go over at like around dinner
• 59:49
  time and Santa was making the rounds on the tractor.
• 59:51
  Yeah, We were like, holy shit. Literally.
• 59:55
  Holy shit. That was not normal.
• 59:58
  This is our first experience with Santa on a.
• 59:59
  Track and our last. Yep.
• 1:00:00
  And so we found this little. Dude on a tractor, she was like,
• 1:00:03
  does that happen every year? And I go, oh Ashley, I swear to
• 1:00:06
  God. This has never.
• 1:00:08
  Happened before. She didn't believe me at first.
• 1:00:11
  She was like, yeah, OK, yeah. Y'all y'all live in a farming
• 1:00:14
  community? Sure sure.
• 1:00:16
  This never. Happened.
• 1:00:16
  Well, it's like, it's like, oh, what are the odds that the first
• 1:00:20
  time Ashley's there with us for Christmas, Yeah, Santa fucking
• 1:00:23
  comes. Like what are the fucking?
• 1:00:24
  Odds on a on a tractor on a. Tractor.
• 1:00:26
  OK, here's another one. This is a little like a little
• 1:00:28
  French bulldog or a dog. Whenever I find one that's
• 1:00:31
  really unusual, I'm so excited and I cannot wait.
• 1:00:34
  I think this is. Yeah.
• 1:00:35
  Little Olaf. Little Olaf.
• 1:00:37
  He was cute. Somebody found an Olaf.
• 1:00:38
  This one was definitely for Ashley Chewbacca.
• 1:00:42
  This was definitely for Ash little Chewbacca.
• 1:00:45
  We're in the homestretch now. OK, OK.
• 1:00:47
  This. I loved this one.
• 1:00:51
  I know you got me this one. I'm choking a little bit.
• 1:00:53
  I don't know if. You I'm choking out.
• 1:00:56
  I'm I'm wait, wait. I'm getting you.
• 1:00:57
  I'm getting for clumped. I'll give you a time.
• 1:00:58
  I'm sorry. Chickpeas limped.
• 1:01:00
  Chickpeas are neither a chick nor a pee.
• 1:01:02
  The base nor a pee Disgust. Disgust this one Isabelle has
• 1:01:12
  the base. Laughing about the chickpea.
• 1:01:16
  But you know who? Who did that?
• 1:01:18
  Who said that Michael Myers played this like Jewish lady on
• 1:01:21
  SNL? I'm getting over clipped.
• 1:01:23
  I'm giving you a topic. The bass is a bell.
• 1:01:27
  It's a little. Truck.
• 1:01:28
  It's Santa. It's Santa.
• 1:01:30
  Well, actually, he's in the truck hauling packages.
• 1:01:32
  Packages. He's got a package.
• 1:01:33
  I've got a package that also makes me think of.
• 1:01:35
  Jennifer Coolidge. Exactly.
• 1:01:39
  All of every single every single snow globe reminds me of
• 1:01:43
  Jennifer Coolidge. For now.
• 1:01:45
  For now on. For now on if I can remember her
• 1:01:47
  name. It's a Elmo.
• 1:01:51
  It might be a llama, I don't know.
• 1:01:54
  Because there was a funny, there was a funny experience that we
• 1:01:57
  had about llamas. Llamas.
• 1:01:58
  We were driving past this farm and they had llamas.
• 1:02:02
  They've had the orelpa, I don't know if the llamas.
• 1:02:04
  We assumed they were llamas, but we could be wrong.
• 1:02:06
  But one of you was singing the song about what?
• 1:02:11
  Tigers. Something about what tigers do,
• 1:02:13
  What do tigers do? And they take a little snooze,
• 1:02:16
  some little thing. What do tigers dream of?
• 1:02:19
  When they take a little tigers snooze and right then we passed
• 1:02:23
  the farm and I saw the llamas for the first time and I go
• 1:02:25
  llamas. Oh, that's from The Hangover.
• 1:02:29
  That's a real Oh, I just pulled those lyrics out of my house.
• 1:02:33
  You did and so we saw this and I was like oh love us.
• 1:02:36
  I had to get him cuz we laughed. And laughed and then this one
• 1:02:39
  was the is not most recent, but I had to say for a last.
• 1:02:43
  Look. Oh yes, found this.
• 1:02:45
  Found this little dude at the flea market as well.
• 1:02:48
  Look at his tail. Look at he's excellent.
• 1:02:50
  He's got a tiny little tail in there.
• 1:02:51
  It's kind of a traditional older Mickey inside the snow globe
• 1:02:55
  that is shaped like his head and the base is like his body in his
• 1:02:59
  little yellow. Shoes, but he's got a tiny
• 1:03:01
  little tail inside of. That he does have a tiny little
• 1:03:03
  tail. I see it.
• 1:03:03
  And this was so freaking cute. And we were like, we go back to
• 1:03:06
  our roots, we go back to Mickey. We gotta get this little guy.
• 1:03:09
  Found him at the flea market, too.
• 1:03:11
  Yeah, you get some fines there. I'll tell you what.
• 1:03:13
  I'll be honest, I'm like. Looking over the thing, the
• 1:03:15
  Nutcrackers, the Christmas card, how many did you order in total?
• 1:03:18
  This 100 and 2000 and 20. Somebody asked me.
• 1:03:22
  Somebody asked me, how many cars do you guys order?
• 1:03:24
  And I go, it's over 100 because we have so many people that want
• 1:03:30
  them. Here's as soon as you give
• 1:03:31
  somebody one, you've you'll give them one forever because they
• 1:03:37
  will ask you about it, right? So even people who it's like,
• 1:03:41
  oh, I gave you this call, like people who I gave, I would send
• 1:03:44
  a card to. And then it's like, maybe we've
• 1:03:46
  fallen out of touch. You know we're still.
• 1:03:48
  Friends. Oh, you don't work with?
• 1:03:49
  Them anymore or I don't work with them, so I don't talk to
• 1:03:51
  them as much or whatever. It's like, what are you doing
• 1:03:55
  for the Christmas card? Well, I got I had to send those
• 1:03:57
  people a card for the rest of my life forever.
• 1:04:00
  We got together a couple weekends ago with friends and
• 1:04:03
  our one friend asked what are the will homes doing this year?
• 1:04:06
  And I'm like, we're working on it.
• 1:04:07
  We have an idea. We do, and so we we're.
• 1:04:10
  Actually on top of it this year. Some of us were like.
• 1:04:13
  If three days were Christmas, we're still putting it together.
• 1:04:16
  But this year we did good. We were.
• 1:04:17
  We were. If you're waiting on a card from
• 1:04:19
  us, if you're waiting on a card from us, know that that you'll
• 1:04:21
  probably get them out we're. Going to get them out.
• 1:04:23
  This weekend in a week, you know, with when you're listening
• 1:04:25
  to this podcast, there's a good chance you might have your card.
• 1:04:30
  Maybe if you if you listen to this in January, it's.
• 1:04:32
  True. Or if you're one of the people
• 1:04:34
  that I'm going to see and I'm going to hand my card on Monday,
• 1:04:39
  if you listen to the podcast, I'll have to tell them to
• 1:04:40
  listen. You want my hand to be like, are
• 1:04:42
  we talking about this in the podcast?
• 1:04:44
  Well, I don't know. Maybe we shouldn't tell them to
• 1:04:46
  listen, but who knows? So true.
• 1:04:48
  You might hate doing this. This might not be very
• 1:04:52
  entertaining. Let's listen first.
• 1:04:53
  Let's hold back. Back.
• 1:04:56
  Yeah. I made the mistake of giving my
• 1:04:57
  boss, you know. You know, you give your boss a
• 1:04:59
  little gift or whatever in one of the cards, and then he showed
• 1:05:01
  it to, like, everybody. Yeah, don't you hate that?
• 1:05:05
  And everybody's offended that I didn't give them.
• 1:05:09
  So now I have to give everybody right with.
• 1:05:11
  The company was like, OK, I'm going to get this is like, I
• 1:05:14
  think last year, maybe two years ago, I was like, OK, I'm going
• 1:05:17
  to give just the people on my team.
• 1:05:20
  Yeah, cards. So I had three boom, boom, boom,
• 1:05:22
  here you go. And then they show everybody.
• 1:05:25
  And then I was like, oh shit, you know, Listener Mandy, I
• 1:05:28
  don't have a card. Right?
• 1:05:30
  Right. Because because here's the
• 1:05:31
  thing, it's really easy to go out to a lunch with your team
• 1:05:34
  and boom, boom, boom, here's the cards, right?
• 1:05:37
  And and that's fine and like, but as soon as it's like I am
• 1:05:44
  got to give it to everybody, there's no way for me to give,
• 1:05:49
  you know, say listener Mandy a card subtly, we're nobody's
• 1:05:52
  going to see it. No, I can't now because we're at
• 1:05:54
  we've moved. We've moved to a thing different
• 1:05:58
  location, but when I was work from home I had to come in in
• 1:06:00
  front of everybody. Yeah.
• 1:06:03
  So like, you see my cards, everybody, every single person,
• 1:06:06
  all the tellers would be like, where are my cards?
• 1:06:08
  I'm like, shit. So no, I, it was, it was always
• 1:06:12
  a thing. But listen, I if you got a card
• 1:06:15
  from us last year, you're getting another one.
• 1:06:18
  If you didn't get a card from this last year and you asked me
• 1:06:20
  this year, how's the card going? Know that you've been added to
• 1:06:24
  the list. Know that you're getting a card,
• 1:06:27
  OK. And if you don't receive a card
• 1:06:29
  from us, message me and find out if if it lost the mail and if I
• 1:06:34
  didn't send you one, I will say yes it got lost in the mail and
• 1:06:36
  I will. Send you or you might be on her
• 1:06:38
  list with a double underline, I don't know.
• 1:06:40
  I have a different list people to harass, so if you've made the
• 1:06:44
  list, my list has changed. I don't remember if I told you
• 1:06:48
  this, that I changed the list to people I'm disappointed in, and
• 1:06:51
  now I have a second list that's people who could never
• 1:06:53
  disappoint me. And they have an asterisk next
• 1:06:55
  to a few of those people that says we'll harass anyway.
• 1:06:59
  So I got I've got 2 lists now. OK, but I so I'm going to harass
• 1:07:03
  some people, but they'll always be getting Christmas cards.
• 1:07:05
  So I think it'll all it'll. It'll workout.
• 1:07:07
  I'll come out and watch, right? We watched, OK, the two things I
• 1:07:12
  have to tell you, OK, we watched the dog show, the national dog
• 1:07:16
  show competition, it comes. On right after.
• 1:07:18
  The free and it's the perfect, perfect time because would I go
• 1:07:21
  out of my way to watch that? No.
• 1:07:23
  No, but these all the fun here. Come on.
• 1:07:25
  These dogs, will I leave it on? And they're beautiful.
• 1:07:27
  When the bright ends, absolutely, of course.
• 1:07:30
  And we watched, we watched the at the beginning, OK, we watched
• 1:07:35
  the the working dogs competition.
• 1:07:39
  Here comes herding the. Herding dogs.
• 1:07:41
  It was the second class that came out, yes.
• 1:07:43
  Here comes the herding dogs. Boom, fucking Belgian sheepdog.
• 1:07:47
  Now, if you don't know what a Belgian sheepdog looks like,
• 1:07:50
  it's black. This one was all black and it
• 1:07:53
  was gorgeous. Yes.
• 1:07:54
  Now let me tell you something. The Belgian sheepdog looks like
• 1:07:58
  a. German Shepherd.
• 1:08:01
  It does. The ears are kind of pointing
• 1:08:02
  like a like a German Shepherd point.
• 1:08:03
  A mix between a German Shepherd, yes, and like a retriever or
• 1:08:08
  something like that, because it's got.
• 1:08:10
  And a collie. The fur.
• 1:08:11
  How furry? It looks like a collie a little
• 1:08:13
  bit. Like a German shepherd and a
• 1:08:14
  collie mixed together is a Belgian sheepdog, but the one
• 1:08:17
  that was in there was all black and it looked like Dipper.
• 1:08:20
  If Dipper had pointy ears like that, it did.
• 1:08:22
  And reminded us to Dipper right away.
• 1:08:24
  Cut to us on our new couches. Very exciting.
• 1:08:27
  Ash and I are sitting and Dipper's sitting between us,
• 1:08:30
  head on Ashley's lap because he hates me and Ashley's petting
• 1:08:34
  him and I'm scratching his little butt and I was like, I'm
• 1:08:37
  like Dipper, that dog looks just like you, like oh you're so
• 1:08:41
  handsome, that fucking dog won, won, won the whole.
• 1:08:45
  He won his class and then went on to win the entire best in the
• 1:08:50
  whole fucking. And I noticed the same thing is
• 1:08:52
  funny because it comes on right after 2.
• 1:08:54
  So I'm watching it and I'm like, oh, look at this beautiful dog.
• 1:08:57
  And immediately was like, that reminds me of dip because it's
• 1:09:00
  all black and floofy and, you know, beautiful.
• 1:09:02
  Yes. Gorgeous.
• 1:09:03
  Yep. And then I couldn't watch the
• 1:09:04
  whole show because we had to get ready to come over here and, you
• 1:09:07
  know, I was making food and blah, blah, blah.
• 1:09:08
  And so I had to look it up later to find out who won.
• 1:09:10
  And I was like, oh, it was. It was my favorite.
• 1:09:13
  Yeah. Listen to this.
• 1:09:14
  I think it was a girl. I think she's.
• 1:09:15
  It was a girl, Yeah. Soleil SOLEI L I'm struggling.
• 1:09:21
  You know, you are really struggling.
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  Right there, Soleil, like Cirque de Soleil.
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  Gotcha. Okay, a Belgian sheepdog Juan
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  Beston show at the 2025 National Dog Show.
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  Now here's the thing. A six year old Belgian sheepdog
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  from North Carolina, she won against the winners of the other
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  six groups, which included an American foxhound, an English
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  setter, A Bijan Frise, a giant schnauzer and a a Shih Tzu and a
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  miniature schnauzer. OK.
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  Were were the best in shows of their groups, but the judge
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  called Soleil gorgeous and noted that she was on.
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  She was on her game. On and quote didn't miss a beat.
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  Didn't. No.
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  She was fantastic. Prize.
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  The win earned her 2 grand, a pure in a probe play, an
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  embroidered chair and a Yeti Dog Bowl significance way for it.
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  Good for her. So Lay's win was considered an
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  upset as she was a relatively new competitor with just over a
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  year of experience. Look at her girl.
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  Click here to watch the highlights of the 2025 dog show
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  that's. OK, she, I thought she was
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  phenomenal. And I was like, she was.
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  And they were like in, in her class, in the herding class,
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  there were some really beautiful dogs.
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  And for the top whatever, 4, we're all girls.
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  And they're like, oh, look at this, all girls this time.
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  I guess I don't know if there's not many the girls don't win
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  that often or what. But normally it's a male dog.
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  And it was all girls. They call like 6 of them over or
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  five of them over and then they, they call out the top 4 from
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  there. And it was all girls.
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  And I was like, all right, you go, you girls go awesome.
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  They were so. It's just so pretty.
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  Last year, a pug won. Oh, OK, they're so.
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  Adorable won best in show and won a $20,000 prize.
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  Now I think what? What?
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  I like, was it a boy? That's it.
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  Oh my God. Look at the difference in pay
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  dates for the boys, for the girls, man, nothing changes.
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  Nothing ever changes. Other females worse as a female
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  can only carry. One No.
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  But without that female, you ain't getting jacked.
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  No, no, no, no. I think the dog.
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  Hold on, hold on. Hold on, like, hang on a minute.
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  That's a huge disparity in what the girl won.
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  It's so true. I believe she won.
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  She specifically gets 2 grand and I don't know if it's like 2
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  grand worth of like dog food or something like.
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  That but the owner. But they won 20 grand.
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  The owner gets that they. Yes, they both both the Pug and
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  the Belgian. Sheep Dong won. $20,000
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  Everybody relax, I'm going. To have to write a strongly word
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  to e-mail to the to the OR. Google's AI could be wrong.
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  And you know what? That's fair.
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  Oh, the $2000, OK, who knows, But I can't imagine the price
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  would be different. But you know what?
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  I wouldn't put it past them. But I have to tell you one last
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  thing. And we're way over on time.
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  We are. And that's my, it's a holiday
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  special. It is a holiday special.
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  I my my sister Sam, I called her out really hard today at when we
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  went. Oh y'all went to breakfast
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  breakfast and because happy birthday to grandpa.
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  Living like Larry living Larry is never came down.
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  There you go. Living like Larry.
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  Why did you have to call Sam out?
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  Well. I called Sam out because she
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  ordered chicken fried steak and eggs.
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  OK, that she loves. I know she loves.
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  Chicken fried steak, She cuts into it.
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  She turns to me. Look at that.
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  It's great. It's great.
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  Your dad loves that too. She's like, not a family.
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  I don't care. What even is it?
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  I don't. Care what this mystery meat.
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  Is you know what? She likes the mystery meat too.
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  She just she mystery. Meat doesn't bother is literally
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  just steak covered in chicken bread.
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  It's like ground. It's actually a steak, like a
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  chop steak. Steak that they batter like
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  chicken fry it but because it is fried it's cooked like well done
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  because. Well, she loves, so it's really
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  that's exactly okay. She loves it, she ordered that
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  anything. That's chicken fried or
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  anything. It's literally it's just they're
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  frying it. In like chicken, she.
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  Right, right. So she, she goes, I don't, she
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  goes. It's great.
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  She's like, I don't know what that mystery meat is.
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  It's delicious though. Blah blah blah.
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  And then she starts doing the bit from the Bee Movie.
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  If you've ever seen the Bee. Movie I have not because.
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  I was told it's terrible. It is and I've never seen it.
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  I saw it and she's not told us. It's terrible.
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  Yeah, I've never actually seen other, but there is like this
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  one guy goes in a whole rant. He goes, I know artificial, I
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  prefer artificial sweetener. I know it has an after taste, I
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  like it or whatever. So she starts doing that whole
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  rant about her chicken fried steak.
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  I like. I like.
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  Mystery meat and I go. Sam with her mystery meat and
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  her Diet Coke. Right there she was drinking a
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  Diet Coke and I go, I go. Sam likes the likes the
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  artificial sweeteners and the mystery meat and I go.
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  Cut to Sam ordering a MC rib with a Diet Coke at McDonald's,
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  like, and she had to set her silver down.
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  She goes, I've never felt so cold alive.
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  She goes, that's exactly who she is 6.
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  She goes, It's so it's true. She's like, I was actually
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  really upset about it. I was just thinking about it
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  literally minutes before her food arrived that she has not
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  gotten a MC rib yet. Yeah.
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  And she's like, I want, I need a MC rib and a Diet Coke.
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  She was 'cause I was sipping my Diet Coke and I was like, I need
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  a MC rib. And I'm like, what the fuck
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  happened to my sisters that they turned into MC rib?
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  Excuse me, Diet Coke people. I don't know.
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  When did that happen? It was all of a sudden.
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  When did that? Happen.
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  I don't know. They like it and I think it
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  tastes terrible, like. It is a social media trend,
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  people. It's like if you're not freaking
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  Diet Coke, like you're not living life.
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  And it's become that. Thing but they love.
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  It sponsored by Diet Coke. Like what the fuck?
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  Diet Coke isn't good. I think it's not good.
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  It it has been proven that the artificial sweet that they use
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  is addictive. Is addictive, yes.
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  So it's like, yeah, there's no sugar, but it's like you're it's
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  not good for you. I think I don't like it.
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  I will drink out of desperation. Coke on hand 24/7.
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  I know still is. But my parents, too, they love
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  the Diet Coke. You're well, No, no, no.
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  Mama was a diet, caffeine free Doctor Pepper.
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  Dr. Pepper. She loved the Doctor Pepper.
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  Dr. Pepper. Yeah.
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  Ashley, do you like a diet caffeine free Doctor Peggler?
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  Soda. Diet soda is hideous.
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  Yes. I mean soda Soda like regular
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  Coke is 100% the devil. And I believe that with all my
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  soul because I love it so much. It's it's.
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  So but it's. Terrible.
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  It's terrible for you. So, all right, well, that's all.
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  I guess that's all. I called my sister about about
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  her mystery meat and Diet Coke. I like called her official sweet
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  nerves. That's hilarious.
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  All right, well, after this, I think I'm going to need some
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  serious beef. And some serious nuts.
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  Oh. My God.
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  Because Nutcrackers. Bye bye.