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Sketch _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _497(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: I have some tour dates I would like to announce
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  Speaker 1: for Europe. I'm going to a friend's wedding in Europe,
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  Speaker 1: and so I was able to find some dates last minute.
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  Speaker 1: And these are what we can do for now. I
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  Speaker 1: will be coming back and doing other cities and maybe
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  Speaker 1: doing some of these cities again. So don't be upset
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  Speaker 1: if I'm not coming to where you are right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be in Belfast on June 7th. At the SSE Arena,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be in Dublin on June 8th. At the 3 Arena, Manchester,
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  Speaker 1: UK on June 13th. And London, UK on June 15th.
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  Speaker 1: Those tickets in Europe are all on sale right now.
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  Speaker 1: I will also be in Las Vegas on July 5th
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  Speaker 1: and 6th at Resorts World. Get your tickets early starting
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  Speaker 1: this Wednesday, April 24th at 10 a.m. local time. With
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  Speaker 1: the pre-sale code RATKING, general on sale starts Friday, April
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  Speaker 1: 26th at 10 a.m. local time. We also have tickets
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  Speaker 1: remaining for Halifax, Nova Scotia, and Vancouver in the British Columbia.
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  Speaker 1: Today's guest is truly one of a kind. He is
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  Speaker 1: everywhere right now. He is an entertainer. He's a streamer.
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  Speaker 1: He is just the dang, he's the Winnie the Pooh
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  Speaker 1: of America. and of the world, maybe. I'm fortunate to
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  Speaker 1: get to spend time with what is also quite possibly
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  Speaker 1: one of the greatest minds in football right now, if
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  Speaker 1: we're being honest. Today's guest is Sketch. Shine that light
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  Speaker 1: on me.
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  Speaker 2: I'll sit and tell you my story.
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  Speaker 3: And I will find a song I've been.
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  Speaker 1: Singing Yeah, dude, I just got an IV, man. But
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  Speaker 1: if they don't get it in the vein, it can
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  Speaker 1: just fill up your arm.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's scary. I wouldn't want to do that. When
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  Speaker 3: she was pumping me up, she was putting the pressure
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  Speaker 3: on the bag and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when it was like, I'm going to still
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  Speaker 3: kind of feel the pressure. It feels, it's whack. It's like,
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  Speaker 3: feels weird. But I feel way better.
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  Speaker 1: You do?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. What'd you do it for? Just for fun?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just was on a flight this morning and
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to, I can feel like dehydrated sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: You do it on the plane?
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  Speaker 1: No, no. I did it when I got home.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And there's some babes sometimes that do it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. We had a pretty good looking lady pull up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I had a dude, my last one I did in Vegas,
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  Speaker 3: I did it and they took a picture of me
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  Speaker 3: and then they asked like to post it on my
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  Speaker 3: social media and then like you look at my The
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  Speaker 3: picture they posted, I was doused in water because when
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  Speaker 3: I get nervous, I just was like pouring water. I
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  Speaker 3: poured two bottles on me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just to calm down?
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  Speaker 3: Sitting like this.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. If I get nervous, I like to feel cold.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like a– who else is like that maybe?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe– Vampires or something.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe Native Americans or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Probably.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what they did to kind of cool
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  Speaker 1: off if it was real hot. Yeah. My mom puts
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  Speaker 1: that shade in her window. Oh, one of those? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but she doesn't do water or anything like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a curtain?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she just puts a curtain up. But yeah, my
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  Speaker 1: arm just blew up. It looked like one of those.
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  Speaker 1: You know when a clown blows up one of those balloons?
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  Speaker 1: It was turning into that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, turning into a Mickey Mouse hand?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to twist it off and just give
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  Speaker 1: it to a kid.
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  Speaker 3: Fix our arm? That's funny.
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  Speaker 1: Sketch, thanks for coming in, man.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for having me. Thanks for the hospitality. It's been amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate it, man. Yeah, I was just thinking, what
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  Speaker 1: was I thinking about? Can you see pretty good?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: You can't?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I can't read pretty good. I can see pretty decent.
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  Speaker 1: Can you see me?
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  Speaker 3: I can see you, but if you're in a crowd
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  Speaker 3: of people, I'll probably have to get up in your
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  Speaker 3: face a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: These are more for reading the chat, but I usually
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  Speaker 3: don't wear glasses. I don't like going to the doctor,
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  Speaker 3: the eye doctor. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like things around my eyes. So, like, getting
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  Speaker 3: them checked and stuff like that, I was, like, I
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  Speaker 3: was kind of, like, trying to get out of there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it just makes you nervous, huh?
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. I just don't like this stuff around my
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  Speaker 3: eyes or whatever. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Eyes are, like, they're almost like your buttholes of your face.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? They're very, you don't really want,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If people are going to come around, you want them
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  Speaker 1: to ask first.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. No sticks around them. Yeah. Nothing sharp.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But you can see pretty good?
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  Speaker 3: No, not really. Like, the ones I have, like, the
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  Speaker 3: glasses that were prescription, one's, like, a scope lens, and
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  Speaker 3: then the other one's, like, way off. I think they're
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  Speaker 3: three clicks off because I was just, like, going, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm good. Get me out of here. Get me out
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  Speaker 3: of here. And then I got them in the mail,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, my God, I can't wear
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  Speaker 3: this shit. No way.
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  Speaker 1: They're not doing it by mail now, are they?
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  Speaker 3: They sent them in, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard to, I mean, you got to get
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  Speaker 3: a prescription. Have you ever gotten a prescription for them?
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  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you got to go get prescribed for them. So
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  Speaker 3: if you're like run out of your prescription, you lose
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  Speaker 3: your glasses, you got to go like back in. And
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not going back in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just mail me what you got, I guess, in like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: mail me whatever you have that's doing pretty well for people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I would say.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder how far people should even be able to
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  Speaker 1: see sometimes, you know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you should have it limited.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's just like, what are we doing with like,
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  Speaker 1: I guess actually being able to see far is pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like a, that's like a superpower. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 3: started losing my eyesight like three years ago pretty fast
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  Speaker 3: or whatever. Yeah, I don't know what it was. Probably
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  Speaker 3: not drinking enough water, I think.
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  Speaker 1: That?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like they can start cinching up to
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  Speaker 3: look like SpongeBob when he doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's why you're pouring water on your head.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude. That's my butt. I'm doing it the wrong way, though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe your eyes are saying, look, bro. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: We'll work from the outside if that's how you want
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  Speaker 1: to do it. Yeah, sometimes I wonder if we only
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  Speaker 1: could see like four feet or something, if that would
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  Speaker 1: be awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Like sharks or crocodiles or something?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Just moved by vibrations?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and you would meet more people too. You'd
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  Speaker 1: meet everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody, you'd be like, whoa, hey.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, nice to meet you here. Nice to meet you here.
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  Speaker 3: There we go. Everything's shoulder to shoulder. Sardine lifestyle there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be pretty wild, man. That is cool. So
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  Speaker 1: do you think your vision went away? Were you sitting
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  Speaker 1: too close to the screen or something? Or what do
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  Speaker 1: you think it was?
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  Speaker 3: It was that and then... I think it was not
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  Speaker 3: drinking too much water, and then I never got my— apparently,
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  Speaker 3: squinting makes it worse. So I've been squinting for, like,
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  Speaker 3: the last four years, and it's just— I got astigmatism, too,
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  Speaker 3: or whatever. But, like, I think it's the water, and then,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, I probably did something bad, and it's karma. No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it could have been maybe. You know, it could
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  Speaker 1: have been, yeah, I guess— Yeah, maybe somebody has a
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  Speaker 1: voodoo doll. You should go check out your neighbors.
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  Speaker 3: I know. Someone probably does have a voodoo doll of
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  Speaker 3: me now. They probably have one of you, too. You
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  Speaker 3: have one?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. There's definitely been. I've had some things
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  Speaker 1: mailed to me, some dolls people have made. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I guess we might have one now. Somebody might have one, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's working.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 3: I got to bag paint. It's working.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not doing good. What if CJ Strauss starts
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  Speaker 1: feeling all the shit that they put, if they start
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  Speaker 1: needling yours up?
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  Speaker 2: Nope.
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  Speaker 3: That would be worse. I'd have to sacrifice myself for
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  Speaker 3: the greater good of our team here. He's a great guy, though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, have you met him?
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  Speaker 3: Met him twice.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Met him randomly at the Apple store. When I was
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  Speaker 3: in L.A., we played a little football.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, sweet, man.
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  Speaker 3: I threw up when we were running around.
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  Speaker 1: Why? It just was tough?
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  Speaker 3: I haven't run in a while. Just don't run much.
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  Speaker 1: And is it scary to run if you can't see?
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  Speaker 1: That's really brave, huh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, that was the other part was when he was
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  Speaker 3: throwing a ball, I could not see to save my life.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, but you still went out for a pass?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Like Batman. Yeah. Batman. That is awesome.
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  Speaker 1: That's like Vietnam kind of for you.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of, yeah. Less fire. Less fire and traps.
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  Speaker 1: You've really taken over America. Dude, you've kind of become
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  Speaker 1: like a star. like a stitch in the american flag
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  Speaker 1: i feel like you're like this thing that everybody feels
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  Speaker 1: like they can believe in you know um you're kind
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  Speaker 1: of like the young male helen keller of like the
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  Speaker 1: gaming community yeah you know yeah i think you're this
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  Speaker 1: like new like harriet tubman of humanity in a way
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  Speaker 1: like um how did that kind of start just for
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  Speaker 1: my listeners that don't know so You're a streamer or
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  Speaker 1: a gamer? Like, take me through some of it. I
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  Speaker 1: know you're a human being.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So, I started randomly streaming, like, last year. So, I'm, like,
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  Speaker 3: less than a year in.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Just was doing it on, like... Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And what does streaming mean? So, just so... Because some
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  Speaker 1: people won't know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, so, like, I play video games mostly. And now
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  Speaker 3: I do more stuff. But it started off just, like,
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  Speaker 3: playing Madden. Playing football and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. And when you stream, you're playing it in front
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  Speaker 1: of your computer? Yeah. How are you setting up the stream?
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  Speaker 3: I set it like a desktop. It's in my room.
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  Speaker 3: And then I have a webcam. And I just turn
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  Speaker 3: it on and then start going. But then people started...
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  Speaker 3: I kind of blew up a little bit when I
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  Speaker 3: was doing the Madden stuff. Because I like to do
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  Speaker 3: the audibles and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: When there's like.
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  Speaker 3: More people in there. I get nervous. So I like
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  Speaker 3: to fucking– or sorry for cussing. Yeah. Blur that out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do something.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have to.
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  Speaker 1: We'll put a buzzer or we'll put a louder cuss
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  Speaker 1: word over it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I like that idea. Put it on someone else.
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  Speaker 3: Shift the blame.
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  Speaker 1: We'll put a worse word over it. We'll throw Papa
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  Speaker 1: John's saying the N-word over it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: That's on him, bro.
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  Speaker 3: There we go.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, it's good pizza. I know.
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  Speaker 3: A great garlic sauce. I'll tell you what, that'll make
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  Speaker 3: you shit your pants.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it'll make you, yeah, it'll make you say
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  Speaker 1: things you shouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, coming out like hot soup. Yeah, that's how today went.
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  Speaker 1: So you started streaming. And you were on there, you're
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  Speaker 1: just playing, and then people start to get a vibe
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  Speaker 1: for you, and they're like, oh, this guy is a
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  Speaker 1: unique person.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I was just like, well, I would do, like,
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  Speaker 3: my art motions and stuff like that. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, everywhere. You see it everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Right here.
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  Speaker 1: There's kids, some first word. So they had a baby
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  Speaker 1: the other day. Its first word was, what's up, brother?
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  Speaker 1: And that was crazy. Yeah. And I think it was
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  Speaker 1: a woman or a trans boy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: And it was, like, but beautiful, you know?
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  Speaker 3: Beautiful babies.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And so just to see that. There's people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's... There was like a guy, his last
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  Speaker 1: words were, what's up, brother? Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: That's brutal there. Died from brain rot. I call it
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  Speaker 3: like the zombie effect or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You find a group of people, they get infected. It's
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  Speaker 3: just like they start. Oh, with the what's up, brother? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's a stitch in the flag
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  Speaker 3: or if I'm a meme yet. It's like I got
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  Speaker 3: to stay alone for a little bit longer. Otherwise, I'm
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  Speaker 3: a meme.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point, huh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. Meme is kind of like the coffin you
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  Speaker 1: can go in, huh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where internet people go to die. Wow. I
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  Speaker 3: could be here soon. I'm scheduling everything back to back,
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  Speaker 3: making sure we squeeze everything out of this fucking rag here.
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  Speaker 1: And so then people just started kind of falling in
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  Speaker 1: love with your personality, huh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it was. And then people started clipping me.
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  Speaker 3: A dude in the army, it was like they couldn't
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  Speaker 3: have TikTok. He was trying to explain to people what
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  Speaker 3: I do or whatever. So he was like the first one.
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  Speaker 3: He would send that and he started posting them.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And those clips started doing good. And that's kind of
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  Speaker 3: what like took it off for me. But then.
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  Speaker 1: Cause it's a kind of strange, it's a unique ascent.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost like you're an astronaut. It's almost like you,
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  Speaker 1: you're an astronaut, but you haven't left the earth. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, you don't see a lot of people, um,
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  Speaker 1: that have just had such a change in their life.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, dude, I was doing real estate like a, a
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  Speaker 3: year ago.
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  Speaker 1: And then it was nearsighted real estate.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I, my last real estate deal,
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  Speaker 3: I crashed on the way there. I thought I had
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  Speaker 3: a green light. I hope that lady doesn't know that.
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  Speaker 3: She would have sued me for nothing now. Now she
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  Speaker 3: can garnish some wages.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, lawyer?
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  Speaker 3: What's up, lawyer? We might need a couple.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, could you imagine if you were showing me a
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  Speaker 1: real estate? You're like, this house is six feet by
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  Speaker 1: six feet. It's like as far as.
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  Speaker 3: You can see. That's probably what it's like. Take them
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  Speaker 3: in there. I'm finding everything, finding out everything like they are.
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  Speaker 1: You see that there?
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  Speaker 3: You see that there?
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  Speaker 1: Dude, that's great. See, that would almost be awesome of
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  Speaker 1: a real estate agent because then everything's going to be
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  Speaker 1: brand new to you all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly. That's the beauty of it. Walk out there and just...
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  Speaker 3: But I did more land, so I never really did houses.
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  Speaker 3: So the land was like, everyone good here? You like it?
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's do it. It was pretty simple, cut
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  Speaker 3: and dry.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah, you just show up and what, just look
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  Speaker 1: at land or whatever?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would put stuff on a contract and then
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  Speaker 3: I would have to take it to like a committee
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  Speaker 3: and they'd approve like the purchase or not. It was
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  Speaker 3: more like raw land for like lots and stuff like
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  Speaker 3: that for like houses.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 1: And you're driving a truck though, huh?
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  Speaker 3: Duero Tacoma.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was. And then I have a second one
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  Speaker 3: now because that first one got destroyed. I'll tell you what,
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: it's a safe car though.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: That lady hit me. He was hauling ass. He minted, huh? 45.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you got to watch the agap, man.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: You got to catch that Mike Linebacker.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: Exactly. It was like the blind side there. I was
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: relaxed there. I had no clue it was coming. Dang, bro.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, because you got to buy land from a
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: dude in a truck. If a dude rolls up in
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: a Camry or whatever.
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: I ain't buying your fucking land, bro. That's like selling
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: crypto there. That's a scam there.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's bad.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: Bro, if some dude rolls up in a Fiat or
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: a Mini Cooper, I ain't buying.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: Your land, bro. No way. If he's got a squat
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: to get in his car, no way. Unless he's a
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: bitch or something.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Dude, I used to have a little person that was a,
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: and some people say midget. I think midget's actually French,
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: I think, but.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: It's French for keychain. Is it? No, I'm just kidding.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, damn.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: Put them in your pocket.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Well, it'd be great if you had a little person
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: just hold your keys all the time.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good business plan. Gotta go to Ireland
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: for them, I hear.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: That'd be great. Or if he wore them on his earrings,
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Like a minion? Yeah. Like a Despicable Me minions?
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: And then you just like brought him up to the
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: door and he was just ear height of like most
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: door like locks.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, that'd be great.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: Well, the good thing is like you It's probably harder
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: to get robbed from it. So it's probably a good
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: thing for a manager.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Well, we had a little person at night. He was
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: our roommate, and we would watch him. We would all
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: get together and kind of have a beer or whatever
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: and watch him run and jump into bed at night.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. That's an Olympic sport there. Slingshot him. Yeah.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: It was pretty crazy. No, he never wanted any help.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: He was very much like a, you know, he was
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: kind of like a Jackie Robinson of little people. That's awesome.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: Like an independent woman.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wanted to do it... Yeah, like a very
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Shania Twain type of.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like the littlest Dixie chick. He wanted
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: to do it his own way.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I'll tell you what, they got to monitor
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: their own.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Same here. Yeah, same here.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: Same size brains.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: I think so. Little people, little brains might go together, but...
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I've met some. They're pretty smart. They
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: all are smart.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to think if you have less... I
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: think they must be just the same amount of smart
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: because my friend Brad is a little person and he
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: is– seems very smart. Let me see. Almost all people
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: with disproportionate dwarfism have normal intellectual capacities. Rare exceptions are
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: usually the result of a secondary factor such as excess
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: fluid around the brain, which is the opposite of what
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: you have.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Lots of extra space. Yeah.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: So they're really– yeah, I guess if they got too
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: much water on them, you know.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: It's water weight that would, it's always the water weight
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: that gets to you.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: It's yeah.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Maybe they need an IV.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Well, you get them, maybe that's a, that's, maybe that's
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: how they get bigger.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, an IV would be a lot.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Kind of like those, those, those things you put in
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: the water and then they grow and get bigger like that.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, like those little, um, yeah. What are the things
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: like a little dragon or something like a sponge? Yeah.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Put them in the water to get bigger. I
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: They had a, um, they had a movie called gremlins
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: and that's what they did on there. They, It was
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: like these kind of bad animals and they'd just been misbehaving,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: I guess, in the community. And then they put water
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: on them and they turned just really bad.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Is this Yoda?
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like a, it's almost like a dirty
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: little Yoda. It's like Yoda's little son. That got busted
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: probably selling Trank or whatever, doing some low-key bad shit.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Doing bad shit all the time?
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like doing that gas station salvia, whatever that
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: stuff is, you know?
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, taking that horny goat weed. That'll mess with
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: your head there.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so, yeah, they just ended up not doing
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: real well. But, yeah, that was a movie when they
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: added water on him, it went bad.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Maybe they live longer, like Yoda. Oh, yeah. That's another thing.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder. I don't know.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Um.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: But sketch man, good to see you. So you have
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: this thing that kind of happens in your life. Cause
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: it's kind of fascinating, dude. It's just like such a rare,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: it's just a, you know, it's, it's just a unique thing.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: How have you kind of felt like that people recognize
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: you more and stuff? Is it, is it, does some
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: parts of it get scary? Does it all feel kind
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: of exciting?
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: It's cool. It can get like overwhelming, but it's more
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: of like, I take everything a day at a time
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: right now. It's just like, if I think of everything,
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: we're like, that's why I like, it's, it's like, Just
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: roll the punches. Keep everything, you know, keep the schedule busy,
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: but at the same time, don't worry about the next thing.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Just focus on, you know, drink water right now.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, this is cool here.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: No, this is awesome.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: New territory for me, though. Is it? Everything is. Everything's like,
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I feel like a newborn baby.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, walking around and people... You're saying my
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: stuff or I've caught a couple of people doing it
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: on Broadway. And then you just roll down the window.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: It's like, what's up, brother? Like, what?
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, dude, 20 years from now, you could run.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: That could be your campaign. So what's up, brother? Could
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: literally win the presidency. That's just kind of how crazy
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: the world is these days.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: I know. I need to find a VP.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know who would be. I think you want
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: to be on that ticket. When you be president, I'll
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: be vice president. No. You don't want power?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: No, I want to be the guy in the background
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: who goes like this in the background, but then gets
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: to go and chill and kind of vape or whatever
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: and talk to some ladies and hope for the best.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: That's a way to do it there. Hang low and
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: let it ride. There you go. Just ride it like
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: a wave. I feel like I'm in a swimming pool
• 19:21
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  Speaker 1: let me learn a little bit more about you, man.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: What were your folks like.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: My folks, my loving parents, best parents I could ask for.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Pretty decent, pretty tall?
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, they're pretty short. I got handed the short
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: stick of the family. My grandpa was over six, or
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: like 6'1.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: And what happened? He just died?
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: He died 6'1, but he didn't pass down anything good.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Rest in peace, Grandpa. Great God.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Was he? Yeah. He took it all with him, though,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: it sounds like.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he took the good blessings. He loved it. Left
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: behind a washing machine and a couple other things.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: That's not bad.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Tyson.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, huh?
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Can't complain.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Is it really?
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It went to my parents. Oh, damn.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think I got anything. I didn't want anything.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: It's a weird thing to want.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, I don't know if it's weird to
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: want something from your grandparents. I don't know. We're talking
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: and thinking so fast, it's hard to know what I'm
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: talking about. But so, what does your mom do for work?
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: My mom, she works for my dad. And my dad
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: does home building.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I would buy the land for them. And
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: then like we would approve it through like a committee
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: or whatever. And then that's how I would transact.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, I see. So you, it was a family business.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. And then when like, so when I stopped,
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: it slowed down in 2023 from interest rates. And that's
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: when I was like, well, fuck it. I'll just start streaming.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: And would not like to make money more. Just like,
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: I have a free time. I had a pretty easy
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: schedule with them. I didn't make a lot of money,
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: but it was like, it was chill. It was like
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: enough to where it's like, Just go in. I mean,
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: you're not buying land or you are. So it's like, yeah,
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: work from home. I might've got some free dollars from
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: my dad on that one. I'll tell you what, you
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: probably shouldn't let anyone work from home. Pops are like
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: robbing them blind. Check your pockets.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: That's a horrible idea to let somebody work from home, dude.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: That's a, If it's your own family member too, because
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: they're just working from home, they're not doing nothing.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. And my boss wasn't a part of the family.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: So it's like, who's going to call me in? I
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: was like, I feel like I should tell someone, but
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: I'm loving life right now. It's a good thing that
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: I found a new job.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: You're like, I feel like it's 11 a.m. I'm going
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: to take a nap early.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. But that's probably what time I was waking up. Wow.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Wake up, pop on stream. I probably got two emails
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: a day when I was working.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, so very calm.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: It was very easy.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: It was calm waters for you guys, huh?
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just floating, floating down the river.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: And what were some of the emails you would get?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Would it be people complaining like, hey, there's not enough
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: land here, or there's quicksand out here, whitey, or something
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: like that?
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: I made some bad purchases before. I bought some stuff
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: without looking at it. And then they go, oh, there's
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: an easement on it. I was like, oh, shit. It's like,
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: you didn't see that either? I've had some good ones
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: and some bad ones. Some ugly babies.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: It's okay.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Hey, they're still babies.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: That's exactly. Exactly. It's land regardless.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Hey, and once you're, yeah, you still got to breastfeed them, brother.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Look at that. Lactose intolerant. But I'll take one for
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: the team.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: So what kind of land was, what was the land
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: you would go, so what would you do with the land?
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: So it was, like, raw land, and we were just, like, putting,
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: we would spec houses on it. So, like, when I
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: was doing it in 2020, like, your interest rates dropped,
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: demand was up because you had a housing boom, and
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: builders were, like, looking to replace empty inventory. And it was, uh,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: I was overbidding on a lot of the shit, like,
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, from a thousand, like. Up to $ 10, 000, $ 15, 000.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: That was the only way to get shit under contract.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. We had some good sales. We had some
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: good action on it. You couldn't go wrong in 2020.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: It was just like picking up stuff off the ground.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: But overbid? Who would let you bid on land when
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: this is your catchphrase? That's why I work from home.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: They didn't want to see me. Dude, the CFO don't
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: love me. When they were looking for better margins, the
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: land was fucking them. Sorry for cussing, but.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Hey, look, man. That's what they get, bro.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: That's what happens.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: That's what happens when you.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Don't... You give a big dog a little leash, he's
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: going to fuck around. You know what I mean?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I mean, that's business 101.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. You need checks and balances, but it's a
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: small office, so... You know... Just go to mom. Mom,
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: come on, brother.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: We've overbid, mom. What about, so your dad was like
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: a prospector kind of?
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Like more like he would, what's a prospector?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I think that's somebody that actually looks for gold. So
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: he wasn't that. He was more like a guy, a
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: developer kind of like?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. We did development and then we did home building.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: So like the stuff that I did was more like
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: the home building side.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: He started developing more in the past year. But, yeah,
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: it was like pretty much pretty low-key, like pretty low-lift stuff.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: But, yeah.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, two emails a day. That's pretty calm, I feel like.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. And then you just respond to them within
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: 24 hours. That's another loophole there. 48 hours and we–
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: I would text back or like my emails are pretty–
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: good morning. Good morning. One sentence. Thank you. There we go.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: No tag there. No number on there. That's why I
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: like to roll.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think mystery is a part of business that's
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: missing these days. Yeah. You know, be vague. Don't give
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: the info.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You got to keep your cards close to the vest.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Don't let them see it.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Make them want you.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: That's what I like to do there.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: That's a great idea. And so you were just losing
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: your eyesight. You're at home. And you're living at home?
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: That was at my house. I don't own the house,
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: but I live with my roommate, which is one of
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: my childhood friends.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Okay. Cooper? No, what's his name?
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Cooper.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Cooper, great guy. Yeah, he's a liquor salesman, so we
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: got a pretty good– he's the plug there.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: And does he drink a lot, huh?
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: He might have a problem. No, I'm just kidding. He's
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: a good guy. R.I.P. Rest in peace, Booper. He's about
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: to start streaming.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Is he?
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: We're about to start a collective.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, so what is that? So a collective. Well, let
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: me go back a little bit. So how do you
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: make money on streaming?
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: The ad revenue and subs.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Ad revenues like from how many viewers you have and
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: all that stuff and then how long you're doing it
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: all matters. But I do that in YouTube. But I
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: don't stream that much. I stream like four times a
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: month right now.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: So it's like pretty because I just I like I
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: make enough money where it's like cool and all that stuff.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: But it's also like I like to do stuff that's
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: fun and like so like doing stuff like this or
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: going to UFC 300 and stuff like that. Like that.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: That's what I like to do. Yeah.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Dude, that was so great. Yeah, that's where I met
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: you at, was at Power Slab.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was awesome.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so interesting in there. What did you think
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: of it?
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, I loved it. I definitely would go again. Yeah? Yeah,
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: they were knocking the shit out of each other. But
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I would go up there and
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: hold that stick behind my back and dry each other's
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: hands out and stuff, like slapping them with a freaking
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: pan or some shit.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think for some reason. I wish they told
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: you why the guys were upset with each other. That's
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: the part that I feel like as an audience it
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: would be awesome to know.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know. They need to add the street beef
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: aspect of it.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I had one of the dudes from the Slapbox. I
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: was going for one of them, and then the other side,
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: his ring guy or whatever who was with him was going, fuck,
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: fuck off, sketch. He was yelling at me when I
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: was going for the other guy.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, I saw you cheer really getting into it for
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: one guy.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Dude, that was a good fight.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: That dude knocked out the favorite. He was like minus 2,000
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: or something. Yeah, look at that.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Those guys are warriors.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: I would tell you what, I would not catch me
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: dead or alive doing that.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: You know, I think there's something to me about it.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: One thing that I think is really interesting, I noticed
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: it this time. I think there's this element of, like,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: if you survive the slap, that the gods are in
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: your favor. You know, there's this feeling of, like, the
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: gods want me to keep going. So I started to
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: kind of notice that amongst some of the guys, like,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: that that was one of the things that must keep
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: some of them, like, Must really be like a high energy,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: like after the slap.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They go back to the corner. They're not talking
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: to the guy. They're just praying. Yeah. Pray for rain, brother.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Pray for rain.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: That would be a shitty situation to be in.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: They have good snacks there, too. Did you have any
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: of the snacks they had in the back?
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Bussing.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Bussing.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: And they had some cute chicks there. They had some
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: kind of wild guys and stuff there, I thought. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: It was a good crowd, good crew. I loved it.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I would definitely do it again. Yeah. Is that your
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: first one or have you gone to a couple?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: This is my second one.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Second one? Yeah. Second one?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: And it's growing on me.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm waiting for them to start opening up the
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: stands or whatever for where they host more people and stuff.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: I'll see how that does. It'll be interesting.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a limit. They only have maybe like 400
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: people in there.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then it's also like, I mean, if they're
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: playing like three rounds- It's like six laps if everyone
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: stands up. So it's pretty chop-chop. So I would imagine
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: that's what they're trying to find out.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, like almost still experimenting. Yeah, it still feels, it
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: has an underground kind of vibe to it, doesn't it?
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like street fight.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: We're at a street fight.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really does feel like a lot of underground.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't think about that. But yeah, there was like
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: some pro-wrestling. There was the champion, Damien Priest, I think
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: was there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's just definitely interesting.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: And watching those guys come up and then, People are
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: just snacking and they look and some guy like just
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: eviscerate somebody. Yeah.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: I love that feeling. Yeah. Love the feeling. It was
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: great watching. What did you ever play? Any combat sports
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: or anything like that?
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: What did I play? Oh, I've done like just like
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: train some like jujitsu, but I've never fought in a fight.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Like a MMA fight or anything.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I didn't play. I played. basketball in high school.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: That was about it.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: You're a basketball player? Are you taller than I thought
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: you were? Really? Maybe it's the TV I'm watching on
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: my eyesight, but you're way taller. How tall are you?
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Six? I could tell you anything. I'm 7'4.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. You're going to catch me slipping here. I
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: hope someone doesn't find out that I can't read. Or
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: not read, but can't see. Because then it's those contracts.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: I can start getting longer. Sign me to give away
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: some organs.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: I'm down one right now or two. I don't have
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: an appendix or a missing one kidney.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Are you really?
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: And well, dude, if you're missing a kidney, that's probably
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: why it has to be something with your eyesight, huh?
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: You have no kidney and see very good. Will you
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: pull that up?
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: That's a, that actually might be, we might find out
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: the problem here.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Kidney and yeah. Our kidney and eyes related. The kidney
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: and the eyes have a lot in common on a,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: physiological level as a result of the strong link between
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: these two organs. The causes for kidney and eye diseases
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: are the same in many cases. Wow. And so what
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: happened to your first, your original kidney? I was just
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: bored without one. No way.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Bored without one.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Minus 250,000 when I was born. That's how much a
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: kidney costs. I looked it up the other day.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: 250.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Gosh.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Quarter mil. Quarter ticket there.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Would you get one?
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: If we could get you one? Yeah, I would take one.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: You would?
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I would take one. If they don't need it or something, yeah,
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: I would like to have two. I don't know if
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: I have one mega one or if there's just a
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: blank spot in the middle of my gut. Or they're
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: back here.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Does it feel any different than
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: the other side or whatever?
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Sometimes if I don't drink water, it hurts to pee,
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: but I don't know if that's my kidney or my wiener.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: You've got to get something. But we got to get
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: you some water, man. Somebody's got to.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: I've been drinking all day. I've been working on it.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to fix these things.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Get some oil in the car. It's like driving a
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: car without oil. My fucking brain's got black smoke in
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: it right now. Damn, bro. Man, I'm about to freaking
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: pass out.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh, bro. We're going to need to have
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: AAA pull up in here, dude.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Bro, you got to– yeah, we got to get some
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: water in you. What did you play? But I saw
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: you play in athletics, and I saw you play in
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: football online.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: So you played football.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: I played football, but I went to like a private
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: school for a year, and I played there.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, so it's all white, huh?
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. It was definitely– it was like a lot
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: of playing. The wide receivers were dual sport athletes in soccer,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: so it was like pretty easy. 120-pound wide receivers, like
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: throwing them around. I was pretty thick back then. I
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: was like 205 when I was in. Really?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: So you were lifting a lot of weights.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, so my parents, well, I have like a
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: thing where like if, well, especially during school, I was like,
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: if they ever gave me, like when I was younger,
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: I would go and like, if they put their card
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: on the lunch line, we'd have Chick-fil-A and stuff in there.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: So I'd get like two or three Chick-fil-A sandwiches. They
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: cut me off. And then like fast forward, went to
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: private school. Part of it is like, the meal plan
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: or whatever. No, I took advantage of it like no other.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Why they just, they have a lot more unlimited meal
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: kind of style?
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: It's just like, uh, you know, if I wouldn't pack
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: my lunch really. So if I, if I would just,
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: I would just show up kind of hungry and then
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: fucking kind of, kind of mill around like a raccoon
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: between my friends.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: When I was in middle school, there's this one kid
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: named Bryce, but he would, He was a nice guy,
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: but if you asked him nicely enough, he'd buy you
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: a chicken sandwich every day.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Every day?
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Every day. Mr. Bryce C. If he ever sees this,
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: thank you, Bryce C. We'll drop his last name.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Bryce, thank you.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: I owe you Chick-fil-A, brother.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: For a long time, it sounds like.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: I was getting.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: How many meals did you pull off that fella?
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Probably three sandwiches a week at least. 30 weeks, and
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: it was probably over the course of five years or
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: four years.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's 450 sandwiches, man.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: I feel bad now. I probably owed some chicken minis
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: or something. I owe them a whole chicken, a whole
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: farm here.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Definitely.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Now I heard that Chick-fil-A is kind of fucked up,
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: so I can't get them back the right way. Sorry
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: for cussing.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: No, there's a lot of people. What happened to the
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: chicken at Chick-fil-A? Let's bring that up. And yeah, we'll
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: have to do something nice for Bryce, man. Maybe we'll
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: see if we can't. get something sent over to him.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: You have his address or anything?
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, I have no clue. I know he's a triplet,
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: so we hit one of the three. It's more of
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: his pops that I owe. He's a great guy, but
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: I owe his pops.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Well, this is the kind of shit I don't know.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: His pops wiener stutters, okay? I mean, three of the
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: same thing.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: One of these, it just dangles a little bit?
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Well, it just, anybody who's making three of the same kid, bro, like,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: we get it.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Quiet down.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Three-headed dragon?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I don't believe in twins and triplets, right?
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Where I'm from, if people was twins, it would make
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: them fight until one of them won.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: And that was the one that everybody talked to.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: What does it say? Citing diminishing chicken supply, Chick-fil-A will
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: back off its pledge never to serve chicken that was
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: fed antibiotics.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: So instead, it will embrace a looser industry standard, no
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: antibiotics important to human medicine. So I guess it can't
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: have a chicken that's on, I guess, a Z-Pak or whatever.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Some of those chickens are probably on Xanax now. It's
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: 2024 now.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Well, especially some of the flooding in that area. I
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: remember when it flooded in our area. Yeah. My buddy's
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: mom got on pills after that and quit working. So, yeah,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of this chicken is.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Something to do with the pills. They're probably on Adderall now.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: That's probably why they're so skinny. They're all out there.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Everyone thinks chickens are stupid. They're just wired to shit.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: They're on 50 milligrams of that good stuff there.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, they'll make an egg in eight minutes now.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: They'll cook it for you, too. They'll fucking start putting
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: it on a grill for you. How do you want it?
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: How do you want it, brother? Start flipping that thing.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, they're serving it a lot. Yeah, I think that's true.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: If a chicken's on Adderall, it could serve that egg anyway.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Why don't we cut out the middleman of the chef
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: and get a chicken to serve the egg ready to order?
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: I like that idea. It's a it's more probably humane
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: there i don't care actually but i eat regs regardless
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: i i eat a lot of.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Meat do you well this would save you time i
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: mean i think imagine you a chicken can do that
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: boil Or scramble would be crazy, I guess.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: They've got to be able to know how to boil
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: water there. They've been on Earth for as long as
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: we have, so it's pretty.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: But if we could heat their bodies up enough in
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: a safe environment where they don't pass away, but they're
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: able to serve.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: I like that idea. We'd buy like a YMCA with
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: a sauna already in there. Put them in the sauna,
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: let them work out, let them use the equipment. Maybe
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: give them some library books. Yeah. I think if we had, like,
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: TED Talks going 24-7, they'd probably start gaining some information there.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think there's no way they're not going to
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: pick things up.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: They'd probably pick stuff up without us knowing.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Little crazy little claws there.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, I can only imagine if I were a little
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: fucking chicken. Mmm. That's the thing about chicken. They're just like, mmm.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: They're like that, and then when they're on the Adderall,
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: it's like, mmm. When it turns into more like a hummingbird, mmm.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: That's all it is. That's a good business plan there.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: We need to trademark that stuff before it's gone.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure it'll be gone. The second somebody hears this,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: it's already gone. That's the problem with today.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to be like the, I forget the
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: name of it, but probably a war crime to give
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: chickens amphetamines.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just sad that Chick-fil-A is resorting to getting
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: this bootleg chicken. And a lot of the chicken has
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: probably been through, you know, has complex trauma. It's probably,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: who knows where it's from? Probably it could be Memphis.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: It could be East St. Louis. Who knows where a
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: lot of these animals are coming from now?
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, from all over. All over the world. There's Chicago too.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, just some of the us choosing to have
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: different chicken, that's going to change everybody. That's going to
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: change marriages. There are marriages out there that are based
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: solely on the fact that twice a week, They eat
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Chick-fil-A together.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: That's true. My aunt actually got proposed to in a Cane's,
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: in a Cane's box.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: She did not like that idea.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: In a Cane's, inside of a Cane's?
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Opened it up. It was on the Texas toast. No way. No.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Yes way. It was the worst idea.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: The forever combo?
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: It was a short marriage, though. She's reburied now. Lovely lady.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Is she?
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yes, sir. Happy Ian, you know.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I think, would you do it at
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: a Cane's? What is the best fast food or quick dining,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: as they like to say, place to get married at,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: you think?
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Is Chili's count? Is Chili's fast? No, that's not fast enough.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: That's high class dining pass. I mean, it's good food.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: If you can get liquor there, it probably doesn't count.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Well, no, Chili's is great. I think it's just a lot.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Chili's is a place you can meet women easily, I think.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: So I think if it's a place you can probably
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: easily meet women, then it's not applicable to this.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Chili's kind of reminds me of, this is my first
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: time going on Broadway, but it's like, I see two
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: groups of people. It's either super young chicks or super
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: old chicks. It's like the young chicks are partying, the
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: older people are going to war museums or something. That's
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: how Chick-fil-A is at the bar. Or not, Chili's is
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: at the bar.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: It's a mixed bag out there. Chili's is a great
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: place to go and Back to in your hometown and
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: make love to someone that you didn't get to talk
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: to in high school.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Rekindle a flame there. Two for 20. Two for 20.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Get it rolling. You know, get a nap with it.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, you ever made love after having
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: mozzarella sticks? Oh. Shit just sits in you. It's like
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: a gumball machine. You got to shake me and twist
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: me to get that shit out of me, brother.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's love, man. I wonder how many relationships have
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: been started at some of these different types of food chains. Oh,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: couples are getting engaged at Chili's. Okay, so I guess
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: it's a thing now.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, it is?
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's good, actually, because sometimes it's so hard to
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: decide where to get engaged at. And a lot of
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: public parks and everything are very dangerous now.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: And so, yeah, there's some couples right there getting engaged.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Where would you get engaged at?
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I think I'd go old school. I'd go inside of
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: a McDonald's.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: That's good. That's a good start. Maybe the drive-thru. Think
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: about it in the drive-thru.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't give her much time. That way if you
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: pop out from behind the drive-thru sign, and she's like, yeah,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I would like a Mc-whatever.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you have a proposal with the shit cramps.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like, oh, do you want this Mc-husband?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: And you pop out from behind there.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: It's that Chick-fil-A chicken. Chick-fil-A chicken make you make some
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: irrational decisions now.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Or you want this McPreen up and you just
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: roll out from behind the sign.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: It's on the receipt. It's on the receipt, lady. Lovely lady.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Maybe a Waffle House. I bet Waffle House got it.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: That's nice. That's got a loyal crowd there. It's like
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Cracker Barrel.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Waffle House, I think people would cheer you on
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: as well. They're going to be like, we want this love.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: We want these MFers. Somebody would yell MFers or even
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: queers at you sometimes.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: We can bleep that out, but people will yell, we
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: love these queers, even if it's straight people getting married.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, here's one right here. We can actually watch this one.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Look at this.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Walthouse is a Valentine's Day tradition for John and Julie. Oh,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: that's cute, huh?
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: That is cute. I'm taking notes here. What? And I
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: just have one question.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Will you marry me? Wow. Oh, he put it on
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: a waffle. You guys can't see, but the waiter, who's
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: a male waiter at Waffle House, which you don't even
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: see very often, which you have to pay extra to get,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: brought it over, and it was a ring, a wedding ring,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: opened in a box on a waffle.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: That is a way to do it there. Oh. Because
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: here's the.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Thing, you're going to want that waffle a little bit.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: So you're going to say yes just to get a
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: little bit of hit of that waffle.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you either got to eat it or you got
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: to frame it or something. Probably turn into something crazy.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where would you go, you think? I guess Chili's,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: that's a good answer, huh?
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Chili's, I like Chili's. Maybe, I don't know, I got
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: engaged last weekend at Vegas. So maybe do that again.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: You got really engaged?
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's real yet, but we did
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: get married. She was offered acceptance. It's a legal contract.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: I'm I'll find out how much money she makes. I'll
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: bring up her ass. Here you go. I need a
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: cut of that Snapchat, please. Dang.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: And she's a Snapchat artist or something?
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: No, fitness lady. Wow. Yep.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: And where'd you meet her online?
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: My brother set me up. Nick Narasina.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I met Nick.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I met him at the fight. Did he set you
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: up with a gal?
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when we did it. Oh, wow. The day before.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: She wasn't with me at the fight, so things are
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: rough sledding. Rough sledding.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Bad start out the gate.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Lots of turbulence. Like Captain Sully. I hit a geese
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: at takeoff. We're in the water. Someone come get us. Wow.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: But it's, you know, loving the married life.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems like it, man. Yeah, because that's a
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: big challenge, dude, I think, is getting married and being
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: willing to be married. You know? I've had friends that
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: get married and then they'll come over the next day
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: and they'll be like, dude, I'm, fuck. They'll be like, fuck, man,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I'm married, you know?
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I can't, that's why I can't, I don't like
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: anything long term.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Keep everything month to month, month to month contract. That's
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: another business idea there.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: This heart is month to month.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. You know, I can love you as long
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: as I can think.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I can love you as long as this
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: electric bill lasts.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Love you as long as it takes me to get
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: to you. By foot, by land or sea.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, I saw in Vegas you got a Lamborghini. Did
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: you really get that? I did get a Lamborghini. No way, bro.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. It looks pretty there.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's beautiful. Steve is such a nice guy, huh?
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love Steve. It is awesome.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: He's built with such a unique joy inside of him.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He's a great person to be around. He is.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: It literally is like being around the sun kind of.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: It's like the sun just is like hanging out with
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: you for a little bit.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: You get positive energy off him. Always good vibes.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: He surprised you with this?
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: We walked outside to Red Rock and he was sitting
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: out there. I had no clue what was going on.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Have you driven it at all?
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Not yet. It's actually... It's coming from North Carolina and
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: it's going to be in Houston when I get back.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: No way. Yep. What do you even do with the
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Lamborghini then? Because if you get home, where are you
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: going to.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: I'm putting it in my garage. Houston has a lot
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: of potholes, so if I fuck up that rim or
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: the fender, I don't know if I'm shelling out the
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: cash for that thing. I'll just have a fucked up
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: sports car in there. It'll look cool, though. I think
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: it does. I'll just leave the garage open 24-7. Try
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: to get the hot dog walkers. You want to see something?
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: You want to see some horses?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you just sit in there and floor it.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: I did that a couple times. It was cool.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, we had a guy that used to ride.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: They had these girls by us that were twins, I think,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: or something was wrong with one of them. But they
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: would sit on the back of this Mustang. It was
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: a convertible. And this guy would always drive around like
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: he was cool. And then um he one time like
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: uh floored it and they both fell off.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Oh my god yeah it's like those people that do
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: the wheelies on on quads and fall off or yeah
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: yeah it's That's a dangerous game there. Yeah, yeah.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit risky, man. But yeah, new car
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: ownership is definitely interesting. But a car like that, you
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: can't even hide anywhere, Scott.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I'll tell you, the insurance ain't going to
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: be cheap, brother. Not after my first crash, too.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: What's up, brother? These rates, brother.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: They're like, oh, you totaled a Tacoma. What is the
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: next thing you want on your ticket? It's a Lamborghini, sir.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Aviator Lamborghini.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Look at that thing. It's got wings on it.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: That's going to be a big uptick, huh?
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: I know. I'm going to... I'll probably ride it a
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: couple times. We're keeping it in the neighborhood. Just Sunday drive.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sunday drive. That's the move.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Ooh, you could do last laps for women, like senior
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: citizen women that are.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Like have dementia or whatever.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: They have that where somebody will come and take them
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: on a last lap or whatever.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, like a... Like a NASCAR little do-around?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just something, you know, just so they can feel that,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: you know, just feel fun, you know, hang their head
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: out the window or whatever.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: See the sun again? Usually, if they tuck them away
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: in those houses... Just, yeah.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: One last orbit around the neighborhood.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: You gotta go through an airlock to get to grandma.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: It's usually not a good sign.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one last... One last run through the wind before
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: the Lord brings them home, you know?
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: There's one of it right there.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Look at that.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Last lap. 83-year-old man's birthday wish to ride in a
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Lamborghini comes true. Dude, you could do this for so
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: many people.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: I would do that. I'll have prunes and oranges and
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: cottage cheese in there for them. All that stuff.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: And they can hang their head out the window, too.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I think it makes them feel good, too. I think
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: that would be wonderful, man. But the only thing about
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: a yellow Lamborghini is it's also a... I think it's
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: kind of like a gay... beacon or whatever.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: So it's definitely going to attract a lot of gay
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: men out there.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Hey, take any eyeballs. The purpose is for attention here.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: That's it. You got to take what you can get.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Look at this. They're taking pictures of the car. They
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: probably got some hot friends. There we go. Everything works
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: out there. Good thing it's black, too. It's black? Yeah.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought it was yellow.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: So we took a picture with that one, and then
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: he's sending me one.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, so the one you're getting is black.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: All black, brother.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because yellow is, look at there, you go right there.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: And there's a young man already sitting on that one.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Shirtless.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And that guy is looking to meet another guy, probably.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe not. I'm not saying that.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Probably got tape over his nipples.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Probably. Chafing. Chafing. I'm just saying. Because, yeah, dude, I
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: remember the first time we had a gay guy on
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: our neighborhood or a dude. He said he told us
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: he was an EMT or whatever. And he had me
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: and my buddies doing like.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: CPR on each other, right? Practicing. Well, then there was
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: a fire in our neighborhood and somebody got burned. And
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: so somebody's like, we got to run over to Mr.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Gary's house. He's an EMT. He can help. And somebody's like,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: that dude's not an EMT, dude. He's just kind of,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: you know, he's just a gay dude that's always perving
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: on people. Dude. Like, oh, shit, man.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. That's pretty.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Well, then what about these certificates he gave us for CPR.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: You know? Oh, you're full certified there.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, these bitches aren't worth anything.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: You gave him more than lips. You gave him a
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: little tongue in there, brother. He's trying to breathe.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't do anything. This one kid, William, he was
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: a fucking weirdo. But, yeah, we shouldn't have been over there,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter. But... But he ended up having
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: a vehicle like that, you know? And this other guy
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: named Big Roy would always play Navy with us at
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: his house. He had one of those big bathtubs.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, a bathtub.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: And we would play Navy over there.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: There you go. You got underwater torpedoes.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Dude, it was just, yeah, I was just like, I
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: was barely enlisted.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: You were just part-time? Coast Guard, I think that is. Yeah,
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: that's it. Coast Guard. He was almost in there. You
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: never left the port.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I was Coast Guard, bro. I was in active duty.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: There you go. Helicopter ride. Me swinging that thing around.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: What else can we talk about?
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: I'll take you for a ride.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Are you going to drive it?
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: Well, my first two days are scheduled already. Got some ladies.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: One of the ladies I'm with right now.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Whoop.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, she is. She's beautiful.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Beautiful ladies.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Look at this.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Hard at work.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Her name is? We'll just not say it.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: BG.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: BG, yeah.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: There we go.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: That's a good name. And I think she seems like
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: a nice person.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: She is a nice person. Yeah. Tell you what, I'm
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: fucking lightheaded. I ate like a bird yesterday. Eat with her.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: I was trying not to eat too much.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: How'd it go?
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: It was great.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: And do you, like... Yeah, what's that like now? Because
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: you're meeting more ladies and stuff. More ladies get to
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: see you. Yeah. Has that been kind of nerve-wracking to
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: go from, like... Like, were you comfortable... Like, growing up,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: were you comfortable talking with ladies and stuff?
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: I was not very good. I just always had a
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: group of friends or whatever. And then probably had too
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: high hopes with a lot of ladies. So it was
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: usually flying solo. Oh, yeah. But I also, when I
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: go out, I like to... Go ham, I guess. So
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: it's like I like to move light. You know, moving solo,
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: getting through cracks and stuff like that.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: That's how you like to travel kind of?
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: You like to do your own thing?
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow. Even before I'm doing something like this, I
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: like to pace around or something and sort of do
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: that with other people. Yeah. Yeah.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: And so now it's a little different, though, because you
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: can meet, it's easier to meet ladies now because they
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: can see you without you having to be, you know,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: they get, they see you online, they see you on socials.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: It's easier.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And it's hard to get on Tinder when you're
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: sketchy or whatever because then it's like, it's like, how
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: do you get on Tinder with your, with the persona
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: or whatever? It's like, what?
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's why I'm talking to all the ladies from
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: where I live.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Are you?
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. That's who that is over there.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: It's a lady. Look at her. Yeah, she looks nice.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Looks better than the guy that you brought. He's handsome,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: but it's different.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Look at that. That's a great haircut.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a beautiful guy.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: His barber took it up high, didn't he?
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, his barber definitely.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: Fresh chop, brother. Guy Fieri on the top. Military sides.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It has an upstairs. Yeah, it does. This haircut
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: has an upstairs.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: It's a penthouse.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: Penthouse chop there. Yep.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: It's going to be more expensive to heat.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That heat bill is probably expensive on that motherfucker.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Don't worry. It's cold in the winter. It's hot in
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: the summer.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Don't worry. It's just a remodeled attic.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. Thank you, brother.
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  Speaker 1: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Yeah, when you think
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  Speaker 1: about love and stuff like that, have you been in love,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: you think, before? Sure.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Uh, like with, no, not really. I just, uh, I
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: don't really, not dating someone is always like, it's like
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: hard to define love. Like I love people, love all
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: my people, but like, it's like love like that. No,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: not yet.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: And were you dating anybody in high school and stuff
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: or no?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: No, I was, uh, I moved high schools, um, when
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: I went to that private school and then I went back.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: So it was kind of just like all random timing.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: Then when I was in college, I had transferred to
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: four colleges. So it was kind of bouncing around.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, were you getting kicked out or what were you doing?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: I was just homesick. So, like, I went to Mississippi State. Oh, dude.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: It was 2-4. So, I moved to OU. That was,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: I was underperforming what I was paying. Well, like, I was, like,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: I went to Texas State from there because it was, like,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: I was doing a business, but I was, like. Not even, like,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: really doing great at it. So I was like, I
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: might as well pay less. Like, I don't need the
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: degree or whatever.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't need to do poorly expensively.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Exactly. You know, I'd rather, you know.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: And, yeah, you were just homesick kind of dude. When
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I went to University of Arizona the first semester I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: went to college and I was so homesick.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Bro, it was horrible. I bet.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: That's a culture shock there from the bayou to the
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: parishes to the.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: It was, dude. It was just, like, a lot of
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: people with sunburn and a lot of, like, violencia and, like,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Mexican people, like, just beating each other up and, like,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: abandoned car washes and stuff. Beautiful area.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: Tire shops.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a lot of people. Yeah, yeah, dude. A
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: lot of, like, Mexican people just threatening to fucking change
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: your tires, you know?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: Amigo. Yeah, love my Hispanics.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Hey,¿ qué pasó, hermano?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. Sí, señor.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: So you went to that was cool so were you
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: really homesick.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: I was homesick and then I loved Texas State and
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: then COVID happened and I was just like oh so
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: then you're home I just got my real estate license
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: started working with my dad and then was like just
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: didn't I wasn't really good at school so I was
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: like no I'm just gonna do this yeah and then
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: I somehow got.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Here and were what are your parents are they still married.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Still married still paying off the college bill I probably
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: I will probably have to not have to but I
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Hopefully one day he's going to give them a little
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: cash back there.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Give them some free play.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I think they deserve probably something.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like a skateboard or something? Yeah.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Something probably less dangerous for them.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: The Supreme one. Yeah. Put a sticker on it.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Even a skateboard you just put on the wall in
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: the room.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: A longboard.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: That or maybe a line bike.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Or a two-seater, one of those two-seater bikes.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Dude, my step-parents used to always go ride on that, man.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: And everybody in the neighborhood would call them, just yell
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: out queers at them and stuff. And I was like,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: what are we doing?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. I'll tell you what. I would take
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: a sidecar for sure. Those are actually really hard to drive.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and those are hard– They're harder to be seen on,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: I feel like, than drive. Who cares if you can
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: drive it or not? I just feel like being seen
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: on that is unbelievable. That's like a bike helmet. Like,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: if my dad ever wears a bike helmet, dude, I'm out.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't... It's like... I wouldn't trust the driver
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: on the front of that thing. Like, you're sitting there and.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if it's your husband or something, because spouses
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: are always getting rid of their husbands. Look at these
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: two guys right here.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: That is.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: A couple of Vietnamese guys biking. What... Yeah, so you've
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: never really been in love yet then, huh? So you
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: didn't start dating until after?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: Yesterday was probably my first real date.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Nuh-uh.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: And he's helping me out here.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Look at that. Let's go.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Bro, your first date. And where did you guys go?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: We went to Eddie V's.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Ooh, it's nice there.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: Eddie V's.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: They have tablecloths in there.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It was fine dining. We had
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: some steak. Had like two bites of it. Everyone's trying
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: to stay light.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the date doesn't eat much, huh?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: No, she felt some pressure, I guess. Hey, look.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of them don't want to, yeah. I
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: think women don't, I think... Sorry to interrupt you. Go on,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: tell me more about the date.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: So we went to Eddie V's, and then we went
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: out on Broadway. That was fun. And then that was it.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Go to some bars?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: Some bars. We were bar hopping. Yeah, the bars here
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: were pretty crazy, so it was... It was a fun time.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: We had definitely, we both needed IVs in the morning. Really? Yeah.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: And was it a, I don't even want to be inappropriate,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: was it like sleep in the same bed type of
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: date or was it like a?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: Same room.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Gentleman. Yes, sir. I'll respect that.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: Here we go. You don't need to score all the
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: way in the first half.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: It's a first inning here.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Look, I feel you.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: I love your attitude, man. Wow, dude. Did it feel
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: like romantic? How were you feeling?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: I was feeling butterflies. Butterflies with a little bit of
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: the beer shit. I drank on the flight. It was
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: getting to me.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: You drank on the flight?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, I just don't like flying, so I drink a
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: little bit when I fly. Yeah. Or maybe a lot,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: but whatever I'm feeling, depending on how long the flight is.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: A lot of stepdads and aggressive business lesbians will drink
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: on flights, I noticed. They're on flights all the time.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Wow, brother. And so you've had a couple drinks. You
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: get there. Did you go pick her up, or how
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: did you guys do it?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Same flight.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: You came together?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Wait, so you knew her already? Oh, yeah. Oh, I
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: thought you said this was the first date.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Well, the first date, but first time, it's a lifelong friend. Oh,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: it's a- Not lifelong, more later in life.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, a later in life friend, and you're only, how
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: old are you?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: 25.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, so.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: It's a new friend.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty new, yeah. Pretty new, I would call it.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: New love, it's like puppy love.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Oh, I love it. It can't even catch
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: a Frisbee in its mouth yet.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. We were stumbling, don't know how to hold hands,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: don't know how to walk together. I was trying to
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: open doors. It's pretty hard when they're a fast walker.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Calm down, son. Come back here. I'm on camera here.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. So did it feel like there was, it
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: must have felt awesome, huh?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: It was awesome. Tell you what, I'd do it again.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Day two, day two.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: This could be it, another night.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: I know. Well, now it's getting to the back half,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: so I might have to hit the panic button on them. No,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: I'm just kidding.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: That's true, the second day. But also, it's like if
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: it still feels good, that's the best thing.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: I think you're right. The worst move is to try
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: to play all your cards and be like the hero
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: on the first night or whatever. Yeah. That's a rookie move, really.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: That's a rookie move. I like to impress her very
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: well in the beginning, and then next time we hang out,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: it's probably not going to be as good.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: There we go. Eddie V's first time.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: Cracker Barrel next time. There we go.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Breakfast.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: Breakfast food. Nothing wrong with biscuits and gravy. Biscuits and boobies.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. Dude.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you remember even feeling like were you ever
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: did you ever have like a crush on one of
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: your teachers or anything?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: I had some.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: You know what? You know, I was going to say, dude,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: when it comes to taking girls for love for dinner,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: you got to get them. seafood, bro.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: That's exactly, you're speaking a language there. Eggs, not eggs,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: what do you call it, crab?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some people say eggs are the seafood of a
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: farm anyway.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, women love seafood, man, because women love to
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: go to the beach. Seafood lives right outside of the beach.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's about as romantic as it gets.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: I remember one time, yeah, I took this girl to seafood.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: We went to lunch and, oh, and then after, I
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: had like a big crush on this girlfriend And I
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: tried to hold her hand, and she wouldn't hold my hand.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's brutal.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: I was like, give me back my fucking crab cake, shawty.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Start giving her a Heimlich. Give me it back, please.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's lump crab meat.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: That's king crab, brother.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Let's get that back.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: We need that shit back.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this ain't queen crab, mama. Oh, yeah. We're pulling
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: this out of you.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. We hit the wrong person here. Yeah.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, that's something I know. Women like seafood, and
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: they just like it, dude. You buy a girl a
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: fish dinner, get her a couple um fish medallions or
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: however they cut it up they love it man you
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: know what I thought I wonder if it would be
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: cool to date a mermaid or not that.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: Would be cool half half real half fake.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Well just their mermaid what is a mermaid made out
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: of how much is it human and how much of
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: is it fish can you bring that up please.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: I'm guessing 45% no not 45% it'd probably be 60%.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Fish Yeah, I'm guessing more 60% fish.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: Do you have a crush on any mermaids or something?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: No, I just thought, I was just thinking about it,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: what it would really be like. Because there's always these
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: kind of like romantic ideas of a mermaid, you know?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: But no one ever really thinks about the day-to-day of it.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Like you're not going to be able to bring her home.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: There's not going to be any, I mean, there'll be
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: some intimacy, but there's no, there's, She doesn't have like
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: a lower, so there's just.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: Well, it's like she's dressed sexy. Fish scales are like latex,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: you know? Yeah, that's true. Great touch, great feel.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Right, but they don't have, they're just a fish from
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: the bottom, so you'd have to like, I think there's, yeah,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of, you could probably ride on her
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: back underwater. That would be pretty cool.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: That would be cool. Look at that.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess there's some highlights of it, but then
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: what would happen is you'd fall in love, you'd bring
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: her home, you'd get her a tank.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: No, you get her a tank. That's the only way
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: you could do it.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That or a swimming pool.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And look, yeah, maybe like the fifth year anniversary,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: you get her a pool or whatever. I don't think
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: you start with a pool right out of the gate. Yeah.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: I love swim up bars. It's like we dine at
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: a swim up bar every time. That works. That works.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: There you go. You ever been to a swim up bar?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I like sitting there. And it's the craziest
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: place where people can just pee on each other like secretly.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: I always pee in the pool. No guilt. No survivor's remorse. Sorry.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Dude, our forefathers died for us to be able
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: to pee in pools. Exactly.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Like the young heroes that we are.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: Blood, sweat, and piss. That's it, man. Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: See, this would be a relationship. You'd be the bartender
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: and she would be the one on the other side.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: I think the bartenders probably know. You give a guy
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: four drinks and he doesn't move, he's pissing the whole time.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: He's letting it rip.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they should actually have like a little piss cop
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: or whatever that swims up. Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: Maybe a catheter or something.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Something, yeah, that you can just attach right in.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: Like an IV you just put in the main vein.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: That would probably work.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, so what else were we talking about? Oh, yeah,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: being in love, dude. Did you ever– so what about
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: first loves that you had? Obviously, you love your mom
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: in like a mother-son way.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: And did you ever have a crush on a teacher
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: or anything like that?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: I had some really good looking teachers, actually.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: I was in second grade, though. She was Miss Oklahoma.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: She was an absolute smoke show. Miss Oklahoma.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: Set the scene. So you get in there, huh? It's
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: regular education?
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: It went over my head. My dad, when we got
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: out of there, he's like, your teachers are pretty hot.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: And I was like. Oh, yeah. That's right. That was
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: more just trying to get in and out.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah. But then the more... Yeah, when school's tough,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: you're not thinking about... Yeah, you got to stay focused
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: on the grades. Now, was this regular education sketch or
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: what type of energy was it?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, it was public education. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. She was...
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, she was two years removed from Miss Oklahoma's
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: second grade teacher.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: And you're in public education, so you're playing for the
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Raiders over there.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Pretty good school. Pretty good school. It was
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: more of like... I don't know. Great time.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: And were there times that you noticed when you started
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: to feel something for her, Connor?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: You know, it was probably some dreams, probably some thoughts.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: But it was, you know, I wish it could happen
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: type thing. Yeah. What about you? You ever been in
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: love with a teacher?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We had this lady. I think I feel like
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: her name was like Miss Bress or whatever. I don't
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: even know what her name was. That's how much, like,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: breasts that she had. And she would wear, she wore, like,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: she would button all the way up to here and, like, with, like,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: a doily on the necklace. You know what a doily is?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: Show a doily if you can. Please? The neck would have,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: it was like that around the top. Like, it had, like,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: a very formal looking.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, like a pilgrim. Yes. That's perfect.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like a pilgrim with knowledge.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: And she would come over by my desk and help
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: me with math. and her, she just, her breasts were
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: so warm and like, it just felt like, um, it
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: felt like kind of when you go into, um, like
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: a Domino's or something and they're just baking it and
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: everybody's pretty excited, you know, like a new Domino's. Yeah.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: It was just that good, warm feeling. And, um, She
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: would help me with my math, and I would, like,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: mess up the math so she would stay there. It
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: would be, like, eight divided by four is, and I'd put, like, 6,000
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: That's a good way to do it. That's a good
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: way to do it. You got to keep them somehow.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, she stayed right there, man.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: That's a good call. I might have to steal that one.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. So that was, I think, the first time
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: that I was, like, really into, like, a teacher or something.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: And I loved that, you know? Happy Thanksgiving.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: She had the toughest bra, too. Her bra was, like,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: a damn.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: It's like a bullpen trying to hold back some dogs there.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: Trying to hold back some puppies.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: And a couple relief pitchers. It was made by DeWalt
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: It was a serious brawl. It looked like they were
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: about to pop or something.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: It was like a 40-pound test on it.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: Sometimes they look like they open up like a missile silo.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: Like you just... Come out with a claw. That's a
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: cool attachment there.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: So I just remember her and I just, God, I
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: had a big crush on her. I had a crush
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: on a lot of teachers, though. I think it was, yeah,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: I think because they were around you and they would
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: help you do stuff. There was something kind of hot
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. There's a lot of hot teachers out there.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: And now a lot of them are making love with
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: the students.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: That's true. We missed out on that trend there. Run
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: it back. If I could have a time machine.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Table for two, please.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: Look it up. Give me one more chance, please.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: God, dude. I don't know if I would have been
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: one of the students that had enough confidence to hit
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: on the teacher, like really hit on her.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? Some of the kids stand up, got a waistband.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: Pitching a tent.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Well, the saddest thing would be when you would go
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: up to ask a question or something by the teacher,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: and then you would get an erection. Yeah. And then
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: you had to walk back. So people would start learning
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: a moonwalk and shit. Just things so you couldn't tell
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: that they had an erection while they were walking back
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: to their desk.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get up like you're trying to hide something. Wait,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: something's over here.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Or somebody would just walk like this. Just any way
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: to camouflage.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: My secret, if you see me in the morning and
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: I'm holding a blanket in front of me, morning would.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: That's what that is. Oh, I'm just holding this, walking around.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: Fix it. It's like getting your gun in your hole.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: So you're not doing magic or anything.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, not magic. You just waistband it. I'll tell you,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: you forget about it.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Talk to it and forget about it.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: You forget about it. Top of your dick gets real
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: cold and purple. Gets frostbite. Headless dragon there. Oh, man.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Dude, I used to want to mail my dick to
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: a starving country or whatever to feed some of the children.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? To hunk of meat there?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: I would have dreams about it.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: You know, I'd give him more like a mini corn
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: dog if I gave him some. It's more of a
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: delicacy than I'm out here.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, hey, this isn't even tipping the scales, guys.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: Hey, there's nothing rotting on my thing. It's just, you know,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: no weird things going on. Just shoot you straight.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good thing. That is really the best
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: thing about a basic, regular, smallish wiener. It's like, hey,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: we're not playing any games here, right? We know it's
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: not a Escalade or whatever. We just know this is
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: a two-door sedan. Yeah. And it'll get you from A
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: to B.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: It's perfect for practice. It's like a kickin' tee. Boop.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: Sit there, pick it up, you know, get it, hopefully
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: practice later.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: No, just kidding. Whoa. Hey, sorry for cursing.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Sorry for, sorry for everything. There we go.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: So you go to school. So now you're just sketch man.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: So now you are a Lamborghini owner, nearsighted, right? Water deficient.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: Water deficient.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Very positive.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: Very positive.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Talented. Talented.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: Thank you, brother.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Energetic.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: Thank you, sir.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Handsome. Hopeful. So now what do you feel like? Like,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: do you feel like, like, are there things that you
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: feel like you want to do now? Because now you
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: have somewhat of a platform.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Well, if you started to think about that, has it
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: been kind of scary? Like, what's some of that like?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: Because I think there's a lot of people out there
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: who dream to be in like a position where, okay,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: I'm creating stuff online and it starts to people start
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: to absorb it.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, my first thing I'm going to do, we're
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: launching merch. We plan on donating the proceeds to a charity.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: It's going to be our first shirt. And then besides that,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: I take everything a day at a time. So it's
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: more of a, I know I want to travel. I
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: want to meet people. And that's more of my goal
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: within the money side of things. But that's kind of
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: what I got planned right now.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's good goals.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I would love to go to like Ireland or
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: something like that.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: Really? Are you Dutch or whatever you learned?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: I'm Dutch. pretty Hispanic and native and English.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: My mom's 50% Hispanic.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Hispanic, native, and English.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. My mom's side of the family, her parents were
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: like migrational pickers and stuff like that. They would travel
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: from like Up and down the country to pick different
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: types of fruits and stuff like that.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Ooh, I love that.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: I love picking fruit. My grandma used to grow strawberries.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we would pick them. We weren't like.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: I don't really like strawberries, actually.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: Dude, I don't really like fruits or vegetables. I mostly
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: eat chicken.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, chicken's like my safe food. If I know I
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: want to feel good, I eat chicken. Oh, yeah.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: That's like a lot of adolescents eat McNuggets all the time.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: Dude, I run up a check at Chick-fil-A and... Then
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: they fucked up the chicken. Now I've got to find
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: a new spot here. I need to find something that
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: does give me heartburn. Nashville hot chicken. Feels great coming in.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: Comes out like dragon's breath.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a risky move having that.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those farts have their own climate. It's like a
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: tropical storm.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: It's a real butt. Yeah, it's a real butt party,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: It's like a dangerous butt party. It's like someone brought
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: a gun to a fun party.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Plax go burst it. You might Plax go burst
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: that thing in there. Little calf shot. Can't be dancing
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: too much with a stick in your pocket. Same thing
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: goes with waistband. It can't be doing too much. You
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: got to keep it pretty. It's mostly in the shoulders
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: when you have it in the waistband.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good point.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get too high or low, you might reveal it.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. And a magician never reveals his tricks.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: True, true. You know, it's the art of deception and illusion.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: It's like you're taking a picture. Take it from a
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: good point of view. Take it with a selfie. It'll
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: disappoint some people.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're taking dick pics with a drone, then
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: I think you just have a small dick.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: I think that's crazy.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: Take it with a GoPro. That'd probably do the most favors.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: Compare it to a GoPro.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: What? Dude, you're so interesting. Thank you, man. Yeah, you bet, man.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: I love you, bro.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: Thanks, man. That's nice of you to say. I think
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: there's just something like it's neat to see somebody that
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: is like unique, you know? Yes, sir. I think people
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: think that that's because everybody feels sometimes people feel unique
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: and it's like not a cool unique. It's like I
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: feel unique, but they'll mis-present it to themselves. Like I
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: feel like something isn't, I'm not the same as everybody else.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: But instead of thinking, oh, I'm unique, they think, oh,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not the same. I'm almost different or I'm less than.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: But you just are like, oh, I'm unique. This is
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: who I am. And then to see how much everybody
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: is really interested in like really how much that brings
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: warmth to people, it's pretty– that's awesome. That's like kind
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: of the thing that I think we want to see.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah, because I just wanted to– when I
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: started– I just wanted to take, I had like small
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: tics or whatever. I'd do this with my fingers when
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: I'm excited or whatever. But it was more of like
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: taking off the barriers and that's where the hand motions
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: was like, like it was like getting that energy out
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: and like letting it, letting it fly. But there was
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: a time last year and I just like had a
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: prayer where I was like, I want to be happy.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: I want to travel and I want to meet people.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: And God answered me like crazy. Like really?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow. And you really were praying that?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, he humbled me for sure.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Wow, man. That's powerful, huh?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no. Power in prayer.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe that too, man.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: 100%.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for saying that. It's important. And you were just...
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: You were to pray. You were thinking, this is my prayer.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: This is what I would like.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not... I didn't know it was streaming. I didn't...
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: I just... Streaming came out of randomness. I didn't even...
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: That wasn't like directly after. I just remember that prayer
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: was like... Like, that was like my turning point.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: It's like.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: Put your eyes on the Lord, brother.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm looking for the Lord. I always am, you know?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: And I'll say, I'm looking for the Lord, and somebody
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: told me, hey, the Lord ain't lost.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true that, true that, brother. Follow the light, follow
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: the light.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: I know, it's, yeah. That's such a good statement, man.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: And to put your wishes into the Lord, too. Not
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: like I want, like a, you know, like I want
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: to get a new Jaguar, or I want to get
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: a new.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: You know, one of those color printers for our mobile
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: home or whatever.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: But like a real, like, what is your real wishes,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: you know? And a lot of times it is to
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: be happy, to feel of use.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: You know? Yeah.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: Stuff like that's good. That's exactly kind of like, you
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: find your purpose.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: God has your purpose. You just gotta.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: He's just waiting there.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: He's poking and prodding. He's working on it. He's like
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: an IV. Sometimes you gotta stick that thing a couple times,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: find the right vein, you know? Get your stuff rolling
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: in the right direction. Yeah.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes you got to get your oil changed by
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: the Lord.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: Exactly. New tires too, brother. New tires. Thank you, Jesus.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Jesus.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Do you think of yourself as like a role model
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: or what do you kind of think of yourself as?
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: Is it weird to think of yourself as something? Because
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: even that is like a little bit of like our
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: ego getting a little wild, you know?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: It's weird because like that's where people go like, oh,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: he's humble or whatever. It's like it's easy to be
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: humble on camera, but it's like, The more I've met
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: people and the younger I've seen them, the more I
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: go like, well, I should definitely watch what I'm putting
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: out there and saying. But yeah, it's definitely weird to
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: think any type of role model because it's like, I'm
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: just playing video games. Brother, do not take my financial advice.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: I will put you in the dirt like a stick
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: in the mud.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, this guy answered two emails a day.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm not your guy.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: With good morning thanks.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good morning and thanks, brother. There you go. I'm
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: just letting them know I'm alive. That's their way of...
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: That's it. Man, that green circle was never lit up
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: on my thing before.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Keep it vague. Good morning. Thanks. Maybe a chat soon.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: Always from the phone, too. Never at the computer. I'll
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: send some emails. You're in a completely different state. I'm here, brother.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: So that's it. That's where we're at. That's where Sketch
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: is now. You see yourself on, yeah, sports players. We
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: were at the Cardinals yesterday doing... batting practice, and a
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: lot of them are doing some of your terms and
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: signals and things. Yeah, it's amazing. It's crazy.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Cardinals. Shout out to them in St. Louis.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're doing pretty swell. The Brewers were there too, man. But, yeah,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: it's just kind of fascinating to see the effect. I
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: think that's an interesting thing too. It's making people feel like, oh,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: I can have an effect on one person or a
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: lot of people by being myself.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. and that's what like was crazy. It was
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: like the what's up brother, the special, all that stuff
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: was like, uh, I was like not expecting it. It
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: was more like I was just making shit up as
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: I'm doing stuff. Like half of them are like audible calls,
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: like Tuesday or whatever. Like that just like means get
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: on the ball. But I was just like, I was
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: talking to my, to my quarterback or whatever on the field.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: But I got that from when I, when I first started,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: I was used to, uh, I did my first stream.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: I had like 12 people, like it was mostly my
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: friends and stuff. But, uh, I turned off the announcer
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: on Madden and send the games. And that's how I
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: kind of started getting into it. Like we all denounce
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: it like it's a game. And then we had a
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: line on it and like some of them would bet
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: it and stuff. And like, it's pretty fun. All of
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: them go to like overtime. It's pretty cool.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, so all of the games you would and you
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: would just you could emcee your own game like you
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: could be your own.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: So you can like take two teams. No one's playing
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: with them. You just turn off the announcer. And then
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: it was just me announcing. And it was like a
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: random football game.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: You just get to watch the game?
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's pretty cool.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: We did it. I did it for like a tournament.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: And the way we see, you picked your teams and
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: then we seeded it. And that's how you had your
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: draft order for the fantasy draft.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice. And you guys would just watch it play out?
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow. It was exhausting though. Those games are like
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: 30 minutes and I did probably 20 of them.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It seems like a really, it seems like somebody
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: who doesn't is not getting a lot of emails at work. Yeah. No,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: that is.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: There's too much free time there. I'll tell you what.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: Um, how do you meet people to play online on Madden?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: Do you just meet people? Like, I know you can
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: just like set up with a guy and you both
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: have your screen names and stuff, right? So that's how
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: you just, do you just meet strangers? Do you, do
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: you randomly pick people or what do you do?
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: More like DM stuff. And then I usually like to
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: talk to people before then. Cause I was like, you
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: didn't have to roast him a little bit. So like
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: let them, I let them disseminate all of them. No doubt.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: But like, um, It's more like my content, like with
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: like Madden and stuff is more like banter with the boys.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: So it's like kind of like couch shit talk and stuff.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: So it's like people that, they're all random. So it's like,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: I'll just literally, whoever I talk to first on the
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: phone or whatever, and then I'm like, hey, you want
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: to do this tomorrow?
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: And then you line it up.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I've gotten to play with like Tyreek Hill, Sauce Gardner,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: Vontaze Perfect, Hunter Dickinson.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. A lot of athletes, but it's pretty fun.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: And do, um, and do you guys play for money
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: or anything or no?
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: Um, yeah, we'll do, we'll do like gifted subs or whatever,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: which like, like 25 gifted subs is like $ 150 or
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: something like that. But, uh, I mean, we would do
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: like for like 10 subs, which is like 50 bucks
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: or something like, you know, just stuff to, just stuff
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: to do stuff. But yeah, it makes it a little
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: more fun having skin in the game.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think so. I think that's what it's about.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: Flesh on the table.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: It means something. Do you, um, do you think there's
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: a team in the nfl that could use a guy
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: like you right now on the field on the field
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: and be honest with me yeah you.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: Know definitely probably uh.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: Probably the jets and you can say the saints probably.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: The jets they need some wide receivers Man, the Saints
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: are in trouble, huh? They're your team?
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, they're not doing great.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Who is their quarterback? It's probably a truck driver
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: or something. You got substitute teachers running routes out there.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: A lot of good questions. Miss Breasts is probably the
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: teacher over there.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: A lot of good questions, man. A lot of questions
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: that need to be answered.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: I could see you pulling up for the Jets, man,
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: getting a 10-day contract.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: 10-day contract? Fuck it, give me a half a year.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: Half a million.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: We haven't even seen your work yet.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: You had to get sight unseen, purchase with it. You
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: don't get to take the toys out of the box, brother.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: You got to buy it in the store. Then you
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: got to take it home.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: Hey, buy this land, homie.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: There you go. Hey, please.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: What about land modeling? What if they had models for land?
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: Say you take some people out to some land and
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: there's a couple of just legit bitches. Legit bitches, not
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: just bitches. legit bitches walking across and modeling that land that's.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: That's perfect that's i mean some of them do that
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: it's literally instead of like that it's like you know
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: ranches with deer like showing the does and stuff like
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: oh look at this but doing that have it like
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: a car wash type thing yeah hot chicks bowing the
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: lawn that would be perfect.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: Not a bad idea there's no way if i'm even
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: a little horny i'm not giving me a quarter acre.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah oh yeah i get you a make you
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: fuck it you don't need water and sewer you know
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: it's just raw land brother right.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: Figure it out we're living on love.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: That's how you sell the shit around the tracks that's
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: it dude Better fertilizer. Yeah. There's some car tires on
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: that thing you got to dig up out of the ground.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just helping Mother Nature work.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: Thank you, sir.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: What's the proper etiquette on Madden if you're blowing somebody out?
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: How do you end a game? Do you end it early?
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: Do you guys decide? What happens there?
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: That's rare for me to blow someone out, but I
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: usually just leave the game if it's a random person.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: But when I'm playing with other people, we finish the
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: game or we'll restart another one. Usually like 21 points
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: or something like that when it gets... That's fair, huh?
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: When the cheeks are getting a little too rosy.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: Slapping that ass.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: So you're going to do maybe a second date?
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: Looks like it. Shane Gill's today.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're going tonight?
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. Dude, I'm going. No way. Yeah. What time?
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I could probably take you if you need,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: but if not, I'll meet you over there.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, he's like, We're going to seven.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: Y'all are? Yeah. Oh, then that's when I'll go.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I might even jump on stage with him.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: That'd be sick.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that'd be great. Have you been to the
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: Ryman to see him?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: No, is it pretty cool? I saw a bus saying
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: it was one of the most historic places or something
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: like that. It's pretty legendary.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very historic.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure you've played at a lot of
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: crazy places like that. Where's your favorite place you've played?
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: Some interesting places. Oh, let me think. I don't know.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: We just went to Australia and did some shows recently,
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: and it was really awesome.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's crazy.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: How was that? Different crowd? Trip over to Bobby?
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: It was great, dude. We got to do this cool show.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: Can you bring up the show with... Have you seen
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: this show called Beautiful Tasty Beautiful?
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: There's two guys. One of them is... One of them
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: has Down syndrome.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I saw this.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: But you can't tell them.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: It's a secret.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: Um.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I went on their show, and it's a
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: cooking show.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: That was one of my favorite things that I got
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: They live in Australia?
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's cool.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: One of them has Down syndrome. One of them is
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: just in a fraternity.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: But they're excellent. I think he was a pike or something,
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: something that had more pills.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the pill poppers.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: Is that what you know him as too?
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: Pike gets spiked. I'm not confirming or denying. I'm just saying.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I might have the whole chapter come
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: after me for that one.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: We'll come for it. I don't know.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: So that was something that was really cool that I
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: got to do. Yeah, I don't know. Just podcasting is neat,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: getting to meet different people. But yeah, performing, yeah. Some
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: great places. We're going to London in a couple of
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: weeks to do some shows.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: That is awesome.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just things like that. I just can't even believe it. Yeah.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: You know? When did you start doing stuff? How old
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 3: were you?
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: Like six years ago, I started doing podcasting, and that's
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: when comedy got busy. But I've been doing comedy for
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: like 15 years, probably 17 years.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: So like around in your lower 20s?
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I started when I was 24.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: The same time I started.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: Look at us. I'm looking at myself now. Council of
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 3: Ricks here. Yeah.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: Sorry it looks like this.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no. Your shit went left. I don't know what happened.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: Wide left. Yeah. It fucking teed off and hit a
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: fucking house. You got a window bill.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, what else? What's in the news? Let's hit
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: a couple news topics, man. Oh, this was Drake. Yeah,
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I cared about this that much.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: Did you see that? Yeah. It came out with a
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: diss track, right, of who? I miss the days a
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: lot of rappers used to actually shoot each other.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. They do still. It's just they... It happens
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: sooner before they get big. It's bad.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the problem now.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: These guys, you have to wait until you get bigger
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: to do it.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: You can't, yeah, you got guys that have put out,
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: you know, a half a mixtape and they're just popping
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: off on each other.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we had some legends in Houston died too soon.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 3: Rest in peace, Kenny Liu.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: He's gone?
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, unfortunately, him and another dude, Ghost Magneto, they're great guys, but,
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: street life stuff.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: Street life got him, huh? It's, Stay out of the streets.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: It's sad.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: It is. It's pretty wild.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: Go inside.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: You've been in the streets much?
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: No. I'm an inside dog. Inside cat. I like the kittle.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: I like the kittle. I don't like to hang out
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: with the big dogs.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: It's okay, man.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: Tell you what. Walk and look here. That's why I
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: wear these air ball darks. No one wants to rip
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: these things off my feet. It's like, shit, you can
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: have them, brother.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: Take them.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: Take them.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: Please leave in them.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: They had this video of Tupac that I did see
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: when he was young. Apparently, he was allegedly a homosexual male,
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: and I didn't know that.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: My name is Tupac Shakur, and I attend Tamipai High School,
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: and I'm 17 years old. Do you like being 17?
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: 17 is such a weird age. It's such an in-the-middle age.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: You're not 18 yet, and you're older than.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: 16, so.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: But I like him. It's nice.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: It's interesting because they never really like push him like that.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: They always just kind of like the energy about him
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: is always just a little bit more like that he
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: was like a gangster rapper. Yeah.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: You know? Maybe it's sometimes they take videos out of context.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: That could be true. I mean, this could be AI.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: It could be.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: But even then, I think like it's just interesting. I
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: think for years I've never heard anybody say this. And
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: then now everybody's been talking about this video.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. People like to say that stuff now. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: Everybody, yeah, the second somebody has any success, also they're gay.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: There's also, like, a lot of, like, new black gay people, like, since, like,
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: the Diddy thing, suddenly everybody who's black is accusing everybody
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: else of being gay, I feel like.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: It's just kind of wild. I think a lot of
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: that stuff just in the black community right now is
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: kind of wild, you know.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: With a lot of just everybody's accusing each other of
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: being gay. I think in two generations, everybody is going
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: to be bisexual.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: Like the frogs?
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: Too much runoff.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 3: Too much runoff and it's that amphetamine chickens.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: Dude, that's where I think we're headed. I think it's
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: just like everybody is going to be, that's where it's
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: going to be.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: Ying and yang.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 3: Look at that.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: That'd be it. Just teamwork. Anything else in the news
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: that was going on? Oh, New York City proposes rat
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: birth control to reduce population.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: That is disgusting.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: The war on rats. It's hard to imagine.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: What in the hell? But recent viral videos show a
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: city overwhelmed with rodents.
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  Speaker 3: You got the pizza, you got the pizza.
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  Speaker 1: They're seen taking over sidewalks, living on subway platforms. Oh,
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: this is rats in New York. Well, here's what they
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: should do. They should organize them and get them to
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: work together, work with the community. There's too many rats.
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  Speaker 1: They've been trying this for years to get rid of them.
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  Speaker 1: It's getting worse. There were rats. They saw rats playing
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  Speaker 1: Double Dutch the other day somewhere. It's getting bad.
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  Speaker 3: Those are the ones that are gaining too much knowledge.
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  Speaker 3: They're in subways because they're taking public transportation. They're pretty
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  Speaker 3: smart motherfuckers. Sorry for cussing, but.
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  Speaker 1: No, look, if they're at a library too, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: this is crazy. Look how many rats. Rat population 2018
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  Speaker 1: to 2022 is gone from 2.2 million to 3 million
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  Speaker 1: rats now in New York City.
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  Speaker 3: What year is that that it starts to spike at?
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: 2020.
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  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: It's COVID. It was either Biden or COVID. I wonder
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: if maybe COVID, like when everything slowed down, they just
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: had a chance to like.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone stopped eating bats and rats. So they started going up. Well,
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: it makes you.
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  Speaker 1: Wonder how many restaurants were serving rat that suddenly didn't
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: have any clientele anymore.
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  Speaker 3: You know yeah rail chicken yeah Anchorman 2 Anchorman.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: 2 um dude I can't believe you're gonna get out
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: there for your fucking for your second date man yeah
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: front row front row she got great tickets front row
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: with the show great tickets does Shane Gillis have you
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: guys ever seen him before Have you ever been to
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: a comedy show before?
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  Speaker 3: That's like her celebrity crush. I'm going to have to
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 3: tank him or something.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: Hey, put the shade, put the glasses on her then.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 3: Let something fly there.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: Put the glasses on her, you know.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: I will. They'd probably knock off a couple points there.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure he's, yeah. I've seen Shane up close.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: Shane's a handsome guy. It's a very, it's just a
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: unique type of handsome, you know.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: What else? Any other news? Was there one more news
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: story that was good? I'm trying to think of something
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: that happened.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 3: Red Lobster is coming under?
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: No way. Is it really?
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 3: Losing millions on endless shrimp?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 3: They should have took a book out of Carnival Cruise Lines.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: $ 22 million loss for the year because of endless shrimp.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: You can't do endless shrimp.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: That's a trap.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: Well, especially a lot of brothers and sisters, if they
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: go on a date, they love endless shrimp.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, I would dine and dash. Dine and dash. A
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: couple of those, you get free pounds.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, if the shrimp is endless, I'm standing on business.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: That's what a lot of people say.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 3: I love that. I love that. Get nice and lubed up, too,
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 3: with a couple drinks. It turns into a crock pot.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: You just got shit wishing to wash in there. Yeah.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: Dude, so now that you're in the dating world, do
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: you feel like you're going to start dating different ethnicities?
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like there's anything?
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: Open to all.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: Open to all. Look at me.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 3: I'm like the UN. I'm just here to make love.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: I'm a peacemaker. Peacemaker here.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: Dude, thank you so much for just making me laugh, man.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you coming and spending time. So you have
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: merch coming out. Um, some of that's going to go
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: to charity. That's really amazing. Um, you're taking it a
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: day at a time.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: Day at a time.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: You got your second date ever coming up?
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. Back to back.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: Look at this. 94, 95 rockets here. Here we go. Yeah.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: Shit hit the fan after that. So tomorrow's going to
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: be scary. Might be 20 years of nothing.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: Hey, you could hit a drought, man.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's why you got to load up water. Pray
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: for rain. Keep a jug on you and pray for rain.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: Hey, it's crazy to see a dehydrated guy praying for rain.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get it somehow.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: Hey, it's just the world we're in nowadays.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: Everything you want is right in front of you.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: Hey, I think you're really, really right. What thoughts do
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: you have for anybody out there? Like, oh, dude, I saw...
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: I was thinking, because you don't have autism. What do
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: you have? Do you have anything?
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 3: No, I don't have anything.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: You're just a regular guy.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 3: Regular dude. Just, like, have a little quirk or whatever.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: But it's, like, more, like, I just, when I'm doing
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: my stuff, like, I just, like, get nervous or whatever. So, like,
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 3: I just don't really, like, I'm trying to hide it. Like,
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: I'd be, like.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's crazier.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to me, yeah, it's way harder. So, like, doing
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: this shit and, like, doing whatever, like, you know, it
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 3: makes me feel better. Yeah. Like, you know, like, I
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's perfect.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just running, just keeping the things.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 3: There you go. I'd move the hands like, you know,
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: it's like an orchestra. You're just trying to think through.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: And you're keeping energy moving through you.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly what.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 1: I like that. Like, I'll pinch my wiener if I
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: get scared or if I'm trying to think.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: There you go. I'll clench my butthole when I get scared.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: Opposites attract. Here you go.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: It's like closing the vault.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: That's why we're here today.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: Dude, they were checking for people with autism at the
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: mall the other day. Have you ever seen anything like that?
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they had like a pop-up booth or something, and
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: they were, I guess they can check for it at
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: the mall or whatever.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 3: It's like a photo booth. Go in there or something.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it just develops a thing. You're like, oh, this guy.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: Whoop.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: You're green, brother. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: No, and yeah, a lady was even doing like one
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: of those pen tests with somebody or whatever.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think that person has autism
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 3: Why don't you just be drunk?
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 3: Check him. He's got some funky shoes on.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: Some guy has to walk home because he can't drive.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 3: His wife's like, what's wrong?
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: And he's like, I have autism.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 3: Like an angry drunk, too. Drinking nothing but Fireball and
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: pissing his pants. Mad at the world. Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: Um, sketch man, have fun. I'll see you at Shane
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: Gillis tonight. Um, and yeah, I just hope to get
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 1: to see you in the future, man. Thanks for being somebody. Yeah.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: That makes it just seem like, Hey, no matter who
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: I am, I can just kind of be, you know?
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: And I can have some confidence in myself and, um, And, yeah,
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 1: and I can just have a good time, you know? Yes, sir.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: Thanks for coming and spending time and just making me laugh, man.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: It's really exciting.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 3: No, thank you for having me. The hospitality has been amazing.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 3: You're someone I've looked up to for a while, and
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 3: it's amazing to be here, and thank you for having me.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you bet, brother.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: Brother. Okay, great, man. Thanks for coming, man, and I'll
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: see you at the show tonight.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. It sounds fun.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: All right. Sounds good, brother.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 3: All right, brother. Thank you, brother.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: Bye, brother.