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Show # 256 NEARLY OR FARLEY (aka The BFYTW Fan Appreciation Show Returns) · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Yo, what up?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to b F y tw episode two fifty six.
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  Speaker 3: Us right, we officially can no longer be displayed on
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  Speaker 3: an NES or any other eight bit computer? Oh can
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  Speaker 3: I can? I go hirer and two fifty five? We're done?
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  Speaker 4: Wow?
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  Speaker 5: Ah right, you're right?
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  Speaker 3: How is it? We are the late nineties oli our
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  Speaker 3: listeners on a Nintendo entertainment system. Sorry, we've just gone
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  Speaker 3: the way of Apple where you have to upgrade now.
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  Speaker 5: The software update.
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  Speaker 3: Accurate. This is a special episode. It's gonna be another
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  Speaker 3: fan appreciation episode. You've got Kristen and Jeremy Farley with us.
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  Speaker 3: Hi guys, having us, Thank you for coming. Man, it's
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  Speaker 3: always a blast hang with you guys.
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  Speaker 6: God, yes, I'm so excited to be here.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Stevie and I had the joy of meeting and hanging
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  Speaker 3: with you in Vegas, which was an absolute blast. We've
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  Speaker 3: been over that story with a back hope.
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  Speaker 5: Probably we're jealous I missed out on the opportunity.
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  Speaker 3: Uh you should be.
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  Speaker 5: We'll have more changes, I'm sure, Yes, definitely.
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  Speaker 3: Kristin is great one hundred percent, but Jeremy is just
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  Speaker 3: one magnific some piece of man. I apologize for making
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  Speaker 3: things awkward, but it's just gonna get just gonna get worse.
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  Speaker 3: It's just gonna get worse as it goes on. Jerremany,
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  Speaker 3: so buckle up.
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  Speaker 8: Uh just think about that breakfast he made us that one.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Oh, he's pretty handy to have around.
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  Speaker 3: The way he did. The way he just like served
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  Speaker 3: up Dutch babies was like.
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  Speaker 7: It's like a pancake, not like a Dutch baby.
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  Speaker 3: He served up literal Dutch. It was very handy. That
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  Speaker 3: there's a Dutch orphanage just around the corner in Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 3: What happened in Vegas? Do you like the baby.
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  Speaker 5: So tender?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Mercy, we start as we mean to go on. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: we're gonna have some fun. We're just gonna play three
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  Speaker 3: silly games all about you know, just pop culture things,
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  Speaker 3: the news and what have you, just like we always do. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: Kristin and Jeremy have elected, perhaps a little reluctantly, to
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  Speaker 3: stick together and face off against the dream team of
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  Speaker 3: Stevie and Augie, you know, who are always dreaming of winning.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 4: Get it.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, if I.
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  Speaker 4: Saw the two of us. I'd go to the other team.
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  Speaker 5: Too, like the dream On team.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we'll see.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: For starters, we always do an introductory questions, kind of
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  Speaker 3: a get to know you sort of thing.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: And this week, I guess I'll go with what is what?
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  Speaker 3: What is an upgrade that you plan to perform soon?
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  Speaker 3: An upgrade that you plan to perform soon? Just looking
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  Speaker 3: around seeing the blank stares from everybody, so I don't
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  Speaker 3: know who to start with. I guess I'll start with Stevie,
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  Speaker 3: just because he seems to have something. Yeah, maybe Stevie,
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  Speaker 3: do you have anything that you're planning on upgrading soon?
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  Speaker 4: And why I do?
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  Speaker 8: I have this nasty little issue with my body. I'm
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  Speaker 8: hoping to get titanium, that is, Yeah, that's that's the hope.
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  Speaker 8: That's the hope.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 8: So it's lightweight and it's longer than me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll eventually turn into Wolverine.
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  Speaker 3: It'll just take a while, that's I believe exactly.
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  Speaker 5: How that so when he falls over, he'll ever get
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  Speaker 5: back up? Oh God, help Metal and Flesh.
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  Speaker 3: I'll just crawl from now on. Uh, Ogie, what about you?
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  Speaker 9: I'll take a more serious No, I'm looking to upgrade
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  Speaker 9: my kitchen sink. Oh yeah, so our sink is not
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  Speaker 9: doing great like that.
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  Speaker 4: That's a lot.
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  Speaker 5: It's fallen off. The water pressure is if be at times.
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  Speaker 8: I think it was the original sink when the apartment
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  Speaker 8: was built up there.
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  Speaker 9: It's gotta be at least over thirty years old. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 9: well over, so it's time for an upgrade. I was
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  Speaker 9: thinking of getting like a nice farmer sink, something big
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  Speaker 9: deep basin can soak water or clean whatever, like big
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  Speaker 9: pottery or.
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  Speaker 5: Appliances we happen to use or go through.
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  Speaker 9: Hell, it's really like not huge as his. And the
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  Speaker 9: sink we got up there is is okay. It's good
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  Speaker 9: for cleaning your dishes, like if you've got if you
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  Speaker 9: decide to cook dinner.
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  Speaker 4: And you're fucked for hours, that's fair.
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  Speaker 3: And if I know anything about you too, it's that
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  Speaker 3: you go through a lot of pottery.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we do so way more than the average person.
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  Speaker 8: Winky winky supposed to do it all. Winky winky, You
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  Speaker 8: just like twitched.
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  Speaker 9: Like trying to wink at me, like his whole side
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  Speaker 9: of his face like twitch, like you just had a spasm.
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  Speaker 3: He winked and lost control of his.
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  Speaker 5: You about to go fucking psycho.
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  Speaker 3: Kristin Furley, do either of you have an answer for
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  Speaker 3: this question.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, we are looking to upgrade our internet. We want
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  Speaker 6: to go fimber soon so that we can have faster internet,
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  Speaker 6: like one gig internet is the goal.
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  Speaker 3: Nice, Yeah, very very cool.
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  Speaker 8: Hell yeah, fast internet is the best thing.
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  Speaker 3: When we're both gaming.
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  Speaker 4: There's not as much.
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  Speaker 7: Lag like super slow internet, especially for like California standards.
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  Speaker 4: Like A hundreds not en half.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, wow, yeah, one hundred k.
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  Speaker 5: I know what kind of games you You're like closest
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  Speaker 5: to the server too, which is really messed.
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  Speaker 7: It kind of balances it out.
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  Speaker 3: It makes more sense. One hundred k would be like,
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  Speaker 3: are you talking to us right now? You should barely
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  Speaker 3: be able to get audio, let a loaded camera or
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  Speaker 3: picture books to them.
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  Speaker 4: Aaron, Yeah, yeah, this is Jeremy.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have an alternate answer? Are you saying the
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  Speaker 3: same thing?
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  Speaker 7: Pretty much the same thing? Really? Like that's that's the
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  Speaker 7: immediate upgrade that we're looking to do. Eventually, I do
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  Speaker 7: have to get like a new CPU from my computer
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  Speaker 7: just because I'm earning at thirteen to nine. And if
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  Speaker 7: you're familiar with thirteen nine is they have a really
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  Speaker 7: big critical issue with them right now. Oh no, so
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  Speaker 7: I'm being kind of dealing with that, and like I
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  Speaker 7: didn't know what was going on until recently and they
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  Speaker 7: like started making announcement about it.
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  Speaker 3: So oh oh yeah, Well, I don't know. Hopefully there's
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  Speaker 3: like a class section one or something you can get
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  Speaker 3: in on and get some of that money back, who knows, uh,
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  Speaker 3: or maybe they'll just issue a rebate or something. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know anyway, Uh, fingers crossed for me, man, I too,
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  Speaker 3: am your host on pants and Sarin, And I'm also
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  Speaker 3: doing some computer up grades. I just bought a mini
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  Speaker 3: PC that I absolutely fell in love with. It's this
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  Speaker 3: tiny little thing fits in my hand. It's like it's
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  Speaker 3: like a size of a good good tamber uh and
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  Speaker 3: it's it's it's it's so ridiculously powerful. But I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: I can I can make it stronger. Uh. So, I
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  Speaker 3: after after selling off some of my some of my
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  Speaker 3: stuff that just sits around, I was like, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I got some extra cash, let me splurge for something fun.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm getting an external GPU back to the damn
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  Speaker 3: thing because it only has any great graphics it could
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  Speaker 3: possibly fit at an actual GPU in there that maybe
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  Speaker 3: you could fit like a tiny mobile chip that wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: be able to do much, so why bother. But the
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  Speaker 3: external GPU is something I've I've kind of wanted to
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  Speaker 3: play with for a while, but I always thought it
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  Speaker 3: was too expensive, and so I just found one, like
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  Speaker 3: a combo that seemed to work for me. Like I
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  Speaker 3: got a DOC for about two hundred and fifty bucks.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't too terribly expensive and still had all the
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  Speaker 3: bells and whistles that I wanted and seventy six hundred
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  Speaker 3: XT sixteen gagabyte graphics card to go with. Heck you,
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  Speaker 3: so this tiny little box could pair it up with
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  Speaker 3: that thing is gonna rip shit, and I am looking
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  Speaker 3: forward to it. But I do not have these things.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna be a while off. That's why I said
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  Speaker 3: these are upgrades for the future. So we'll see what
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  Speaker 3: happens when I get that stuff, and I'm probably just
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  Speaker 3: gonna gush about it for like an hour next show
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  Speaker 3: or what have you.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, let's forget about that show. Let's do this one.
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  Speaker 3: I've got three games. Let's get started. Game one is
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  Speaker 3: gonna be like share Block, an old favorite of ours.
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  Speaker 3: I've got three new stories here, and all our players
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  Speaker 3: have to do is tell me what combination of like
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  Speaker 3: a share and block I would apply to these on
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  Speaker 3: social media. There is only one correct combination, and there
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  Speaker 3: is one like one share in one block. So they
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  Speaker 3: just have to figure out which goes with which. Whichever
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  Speaker 3: team successfully manages to figure it out or gets closest
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  Speaker 3: will win the game and earn one episode point. But
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  Speaker 3: let's get started, shall we. Our first news story, Google
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  Speaker 3: owes Russia more money and fines than exists on the
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  Speaker 3: entire earth. So in in in absolute ridiculousness, a Russian
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  Speaker 3: court has fined Google two undiscillian rubles, which is a
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  Speaker 3: two followed by thirty six zeros.
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  Speaker 4: But in rubles.
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  Speaker 8: So that's like what like fifty bucks, like a steam.
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  Speaker 4: Card, Yeah, like hot Dog or some shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, they they'll sty'll send them a steam card.
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  Speaker 7: Will be fine.
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  Speaker 3: No, the actual I don't have the actual figure here.
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  Speaker 3: But even if you convert it to I was about
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  Speaker 3: to say, real money, even if you confer if you
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  Speaker 3: convert it to like, you know, American dollars USD or
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  Speaker 3: you know, what have you, it doesn't matter because it
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  Speaker 3: is far greater than the world's total GDP, which is
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  Speaker 3: estimated by the International Monetary Fund currently to be one
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  Speaker 3: hundred trillion dollars.
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  Speaker 9: Wow, why million?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, there's.
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  Speaker 6: No way they expect to get that kind of money back, right, Like.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not going to tell you what. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not going to tell you what Russian a judge does
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  Speaker 3: or does not expect, and I certainly wouldn't say the
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  Speaker 3: same proof. But I can tell them what they should expect,
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  Speaker 3: which is no.
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  Speaker 8: I think they're mad because Google stopped a bunch of
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  Speaker 8: services and over them over you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, what it is is Google restricted the content
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  Speaker 3: of seventeen Russian media channels on YouTube. That's and they
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  Speaker 3: are state media channels, so they're not like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: regular Russian people, so you know, they're just blocking propaganda.
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  Speaker 3: So you know, I don't know how to take that,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm sure Google is not taking them seriously.
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  Speaker 7: No, that wouldn't.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't anyway.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I just don't.
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  Speaker 3: The man was naked riding a bear. It's hard to
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  Speaker 3: hard to look at that. Yep, he is this here
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  Speaker 3: was a serious man, yeah, and was trained.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not happy about it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure if he could have turned around and eaten.
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  Speaker 9: He would have, but I've seen cosplayers ride bears.
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  Speaker 3: He'd put him on a cracker and then he'd be
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  Speaker 3: pooting on the ritz.
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  Speaker 7: I'm leaving.
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  Speaker 9: Like that puting in his ass.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Let's move on to story number two. Apossum
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  Speaker 3: hospitalized after gorging itself on chocolate cake. Listen, man, sometimes
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  Speaker 3: sometimes your eyes are just bigger than your stomach. You know,
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  Speaker 3: you see a chocolate cake and you're like, I can,
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  Speaker 3: I can, I can do it.
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  Speaker 7: He probably wouldn't have been fined, but it was a
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  Speaker 7: Costco cake, and those are big motherfuckers.
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  Speaker 3: Costco does not fuck around, I have learned. As I
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  Speaker 3: have learned, Costco does not fuck around.
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  Speaker 9: The other day, Matilda was on and we're it got
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  Speaker 9: to that scene where the kid was eating the giant
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  Speaker 9: chocolate cake or like, who could who could genuinely sit
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  Speaker 9: there eat that whole thing and just not like I
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  Speaker 9: need to go to the hospital and have this pumped
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  Speaker 9: out of me right now.
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  Speaker 8: Or give me all the laxatives and I'll do it myself.
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  Speaker 4: Everything.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So this family out in Oha, Nebraska, this family out
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  Speaker 3: in Omaha, and a grip Nebraska was doing the fine
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  Speaker 3: old family tradition of if there's no more room in
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  Speaker 3: the fridge, just put it outside in the winter, and
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  Speaker 3: they literally just put a chocolate moose cake outside. Came home,
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  Speaker 3: came home one day and found the possum with the
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  Speaker 3: mostly eaten cake, just kind of in a food coma. Uh.
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  Speaker 3: They quickly brought him to the vet. The vet got
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  Speaker 3: the apossum read it. But it's actually kind of a
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  Speaker 3: good thing that this happened because when the vet did
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  Speaker 3: the check up of the apostum, the vat found he
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  Speaker 3: was also suffering from lead poisoning, so they were able
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  Speaker 3: to treat the apostum for that as well. It may
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  Speaker 3: have even been the reason why the apostum went out
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  Speaker 3: of their so their their comfort zone, so to speaking,
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  Speaker 3: went looking for food elsewhere, because clearly something goes wrong
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  Speaker 3: with the food they were eating.
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  Speaker 9: So way, Eric, are you saying that there's a conspiracy
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  Speaker 9: that there wasn't the chocolate cake that made the possum sick,
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  Speaker 9: but possibly the lead that may have been in the cake.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not going to say about about costco,
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  Speaker 3: but the doctor's theorized the lead toxicity was in the
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  Speaker 3: animal well before he got to the cakes. Sorry, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I got nothing. That's that's pretty much the extent of
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  Speaker 3: the story. The apossum will recover and everything's gonna be copesetic,
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  Speaker 3: won't even have the lead poisoning anymore, and they're hoping
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  Speaker 3: to return it to its rightful place once he's back where.
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  Speaker 4: He got the lead from.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I was gonna say, I would be like, Okay,
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  Speaker 9: so he got lead from somewhere.
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  Speaker 5: Is that from someone's trash can?
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  Speaker 9: Or is that like the water.
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  Speaker 4: In the way we're from lead poisoning guys.
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  Speaker 9: Honestly, that would have been my first I'm like, we
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  Speaker 9: should check the local water source, you know, just on
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  Speaker 9: a on a whim.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking village dies by a creek. Like, seriously, that's dark.
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  Speaker 3: Moving on?
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  Speaker 2: Uh dark?
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  Speaker 5: Is that chocolate cake?
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  Speaker 7: Aaron?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: All right? On the story number three? Uh. Tired of
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  Speaker 3: car stereos and jewelry, thieves are now turning to stealing eggs.
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  Speaker 3: Seattle police are investigating after thieves hatched a plan hah
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  Speaker 3: haha to steal hundreds of eggs and other breakfast foods
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  Speaker 3: from a West Seattle cafe on February fifth.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: The men entered the refrigerated shed at the restaurant and
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  Speaker 3: removed boxes containing five hundred and forty eggs worth about
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  Speaker 3: three hundred and eighty seven dollars, as well as bacon,
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  Speaker 3: ground beef, blueberries, and liquid egg products.
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  Speaker 4: Martha Stewart strikes again.
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  Speaker 7: She's got to wrap.
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  Speaker 8: She's got the history, she's got the means, and she's
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  Speaker 8: got the knowledge.
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  Speaker 4: It's all Martha Stewart.
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  Speaker 5: Two things, Okay, it's not Martha Stewart.
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  Speaker 4: One, Oh my.
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  Speaker 9: God, people are already stealing eggs.
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  Speaker 3: Two.
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  Speaker 5: How much were those five hundred eggs? Three hundred dollars
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  Speaker 5: seven dollars?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and that's and.
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  Speaker 6: That's cheap we're paying. The cheapest price is ten dollars
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  Speaker 6: for a dozen eggs right now.
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  Speaker 5: Holy it just hits here.
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  Speaker 8: And I got I got the stores brand this week
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  Speaker 8: when we did breakfast for dinner, and that cost me
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  Speaker 8: four dollars for that dozen.
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  Speaker 4: But that's from the brand of store.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean yeah, but yeah, Allmart brand eggs.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't go, I don't shot.
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  Speaker 6: Right, shelves are all empty of eggs, and then if
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  Speaker 6: you do find them, they're very expensive.
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  Speaker 4: Man. People freak out hard over there.
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  Speaker 7: Anyways, people are clearing them out of like Costco, like
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  Speaker 7: big box stores like Costco, and like Sam's Club and stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh, that''s almost worse than the toilet paper. I'm
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  Speaker 6: an epidemic of twenty twenty.
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  Speaker 7: It's more annoying because I can't make Dutch babies.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't have eggs.
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  Speaker 4: You know, if we can get you guys, if you
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  Speaker 4: guys hit some egs.
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  Speaker 8: Man, I got like fourteen cases of toilet paper. Still
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  Speaker 8: that I've.
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  Speaker 3: I knew it was you holding out on me. I
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  Speaker 3: even asked, I'm like, I needed some toyy eggs.
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  Speaker 4: Bitch one role spot the single p.
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  Speaker 7: Get that so you can.
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  Speaker 5: Rolls.
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  Speaker 3: All in all, the thieves got away with roughly about
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  Speaker 3: seven hundred and eighty dollars of breakfast foods, and they
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  Speaker 3: returned to the scene of the crime to attempt it
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  Speaker 3: yet again, but an employee chased them off.
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  Speaker 4: They didn't catch them.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, so they can.
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  Speaker 3: As far as I know, the Seattle police are still investigating.
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  Speaker 3: So they're still looking to find this business they were one.
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  Speaker 5: They were desperate enough to come back to the same place.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, these guys got a lot of eggs and bacon.
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  Speaker 4: We stole all of it. Let's go back and do
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: it again, sausage ship, and they're was.
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: Like, we can't get them to get home. Their wife
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: was like, did you remember this?
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, get it tomorrow.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Got those eggs for you?
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but what about the milk ship.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: I'll go back this whole time.
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: He's just gambling with the money, because that's where all
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: real your money's going.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: He's just gambling away every week, googling. Just four guys
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: in like suits and serious expressions sitting at a table.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I'll bet three eggs.
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: Too rich for my blood.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: I thought this was a friendly game.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Where are we?
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: I know? Come on, man.
• 20:36
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: All right? So that's all three of our news stories.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: As you are, our guests, Kristen and just Jeremy, I'm
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: gonna let you go first. What do you think? Which
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: which story did I like? Which one did I share?
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: And which one did I block?
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: So?
• 20:52
  Speaker 7: I think you liked the possum story because what kind
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: of monster doesn't like a story about a postum meating cake.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: Truth.
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: I think you blocked the Russia story because it's ridiculous
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: and Putin's a giant man.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Baby yeah, truth again.
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: And then I think you shared story three so all
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: your peeps could watch out there for their eggs.
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: I thought almost the same thing, except I had the
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: like and the share switch because I thought he would
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: share the possum story because Aaron loves animals and this
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: animals survived and it was a happy story.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: But so which one are you gonna go with?
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: We can go with your shaming, so like the eggs
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: are like the possum story, awesome, share the eggs and
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: block Russia.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: You always block Russia? Fair enough? All right, Stevie and Augie?
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: What do you guys say? You can keep one of
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: them the same, but you have to swip swap the
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: other two swift swift, but he swapping.
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: I would probably say we probably swapped the possum and
• 22:05
  Speaker 9: the and.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: The egg as I say, and then continue to block Russia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: yeah yeah.
• 22:11
  Speaker 8: I think I'm on the scene just because it is
• 22:13
  Speaker 8: on bluff, because no, it's like, no one is going
• 22:17
  Speaker 8: to ever like it's retaliatory because they're being so yes,
• 22:22
  Speaker 8: we will continue to block.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we probably reverse the other one.
• 22:26
  Speaker 9: So you would probably like the idea that people are
• 22:30
  Speaker 9: running around stealing eggs because they're tired of stealing stereos.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Uh, these are lighter they're.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Hard to get out of cars, man.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:41
  Speaker 9: Like, and everybody who uses the stereo anymore, everybody just
• 22:44
  Speaker 9: connects their fucking phone to the whatever.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: But yeah, but yeah, I'm in agreement as it happens,
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Christ And you should have gone with your gut that
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: will give you gave him, you gave up. You're like, yea, yours.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: It's when you argued you out of it, when you
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: learn that you pick your fair enough. Yeah. I absolutely
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: shared the apossum story because I mean, it's funny and
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: it's cute and it's an animal and the animal is
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: gonna be fine. I liked the stealing eggs, but I
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: didn't share it because nah, And of course I blocked
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: the good it's funny, but I blocked it because I'm like,
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: I don't care. I'm pretty sure Google doesn't either. Like,
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: no gives this ship. So the first point goes to
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: the dream Team. But there's lots and lots of game left.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Game two is gonna be your two points. We're gonna
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: play that right after this.
• 23:52
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  Speaker 3: viral social media post, and so much more. Hey man,
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: welcome back. It's time for game two. Game two is
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: gonna be tenfoil hats. I'm gonna have our guests. Everybody's
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: gonna weave me a conspiracy theory linking the following apparently
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: random things, uh ho, hose, snack cakes, the third Xbox
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: console being named Xbox one, and actor Jesse Smalltts somehow
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: still continuing fall from grace. Whoever can pitch me the
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: best conspiracy theory regarding these three things, not just the best,
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: but the craziest without losing me will win the game
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: and earn their team two points. Now, christ And and Jeremy,
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: you guys lost the last game. So you have the choice,
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: do you want to go first or do you want
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: to make the dream Team go first?
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: All you decided this time since we went with my
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: choice last time.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: We'll go first.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: You want to go first? Okay? So which which of
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: you two wants to go first?
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 25:33
  Speaker 7: Mike, Okay, I've got it prepped.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I'll go go for it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: Okay. So the Xbox One was released in twenty thirteen,
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: being named one despite it being the third system. It
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: was named the Xbox One because it's the only one
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: you're ever gonna need or The promotion for the Xbox
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: was from Ho Ho and Hostess, So when you got
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: your little Hostess rapper, inside were sweet Steaks, codes for
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: the Xbox One and accessories, et cetera. Now, around this time,
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: Jesse Smollett was doing guest starring roles. He just transitioned
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: back to acting from his musical career, and he started
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: eating all these ho hosts and getting the gaming system
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: stuff and playing, and it created this dependency where he
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: had no sleep, sugar rush, sugar haze, and so in
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: twenty nineteen cracked out on Ho Ho sugar and lack
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: of sleep from playing video games baked this crazy hate
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: crime and led to the downfall.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Of his career. Oh wow, nice, This fantastic.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Sugar addiction does some weird shit to your brain.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Yes it does, Yes it does, and your teeth. It's
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: actually strangely believable, And I had been pretty sure some
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: of that based on real research. You've already done better
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: than the Dream Team usually do. Get together, Row, Jeremy,
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: you're up next, pitch pitch me a conspiracy theory.
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: Right, So I'm using the free word and it just
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: popped up in ad Okay, okay, So Jesse Smolette is
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: pitching a post a popped up movie in an attempt
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: to renew his failing public image. Instead, movie AI has
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: taken over and killed most of humanity, as the reason
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: behind the slowly decreasing numbers on the Xbox console become
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: terrifyingly clear. One day, the Xbox ones all suddenly change
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: over to zero as their research has finally finished. Their
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: AI has learned everything I needed to know from humanity
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: by listening to Xbox Live, Chat, Xbox and the Tea
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: Bag most of humanity. We sent her in on our
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: hero making its way to the Hostess factory to obtain
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: the few food products that are well, that are unlimitedly
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: stable ho hose so which his character prefers over Twinkies.
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: When he was confronted and asked if this was basically
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: the same concept as zombie Land but with AI, he
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: claimed the premise was stolen from him. After he's beat
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: up by Woody Harrelson and Emma Stone.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Holy crap, holy crap, brilliant, absolutely brilliant, awesome. I I
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: do have to I do have to docupoints a little bit,
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: just because it feels like ho hoes were kind of
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: just shoved in there. But otherwise, like just damn that
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: was good.
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: Uh as they should be.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll saydn't didn't really have a big role in
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: causing the downfall, but whatever, not, I loved it, so
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: fuck yeah. Let's move on to the dream Team. Which
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: of you two would like to go first?
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go first because my's worse.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Worse immediately is terrible.
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm here just because I was writing a story.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, here's my story. Guys.
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: Have you ever heard of the failed failed project Microsoft had?
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: In twenty thirteen, Xbox One had a promotional idea for
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: their new quote unquote system They wanted to release a
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: state of the art sports game that allowed all the
• 29:41
  Speaker 8: customizational characters a happy boy could enjoy, but sadly it
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: didn't come to be.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Skip to about twenty nineteen.
• 29:51
  Speaker 8: Xbox is backed with their new series X, but they
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: need a hard sell for it. Digging through old Microsoft files,
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: they find the proposal form that Xbox One had in
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: twenty thirteen, and since nobody had any of their own
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: original ideas left, the executives chose to follow this plan.
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: A sports game for all ages, a Mighty Ducks four
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: game based on the new released movie or to be
• 30:18
  Speaker 8: released movie starring Jesse Mullett. Now the reason he is
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: actually starring in this because he was a prominent character,
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: and I say prominent, as he and his brother in
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: the movie Mighty Ducks one originates from He actually returns
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: as the coach Hall position that Emilio Estevez once had
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: in the movie and does the voices for the game.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: As you are running the Ducks to start the.
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: Franchises off, he coaches the Unit tens team and ends
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: up renaming it the Ducks after sponsorship from Hostess Hoes
• 30:58
  Speaker 8: because the same hostess those mind you that fund Mullet's
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: legal fees for his current issues going on.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: That's why he was.
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: Dissolved of all those other charges, because sugar dissolves stuff.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Hosts.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, yeah, I did a pitch.
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: I did love that, you men, because he was Terry.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: That that earned some points for.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Sure, Terry Hall. Terry Hall.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: All right, and last but not least, what do you.
• 31:36
  Speaker 9: Okay, Aaron?
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Aaron, you're right there, you're here.
• 31:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Okay, man, I'm gonna I wanna be one hundred
• 31:42
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna one hundredercent real with you, right right?
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 31:45
  Speaker 9: You So, my tuinfoil today isn't quite what you expected
• 31:52
  Speaker 9: because once again I misread what you texted.
• 31:56
  Speaker 11: However, I believe what I have found blows the lid
• 32:03
  Speaker 11: off of everything, all right, Aaron, So, okay, listen to this.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: Listen to this.
• 32:08
  Speaker 9: So Jesse Smolett, right, we know he did the whole
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: cry Wolf thing a really bad take. It drove it
• 32:16
  Speaker 9: took attention away from real hate crime going on in
• 32:19
  Speaker 9: the world.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: You know, it wasn't great. He got convicted for it.
• 32:23
  Speaker 12: Did you know that recently he actually had his conviction versed,
• 32:28
  Speaker 12: but no one rarely noticed because he kind of faded
• 32:31
  Speaker 12: from media, and he didn't really he doesn't really like that.
• 32:35
  Speaker 12: He he likes being in the spotlight, even if it's
• 32:38
  Speaker 12: a negative light. But he needed a new idea to
• 32:42
  Speaker 12: get back in that light, and he heard about Ditty's
• 32:46
  Speaker 12: recent allegations, right, so he he he After learning about
• 32:50
  Speaker 12: Ditty's own allegations, including one that may have included a
• 32:57
  Speaker 12: certain cookie crist Cereal uh as reported by a totally
• 33:03
  Speaker 12: sound source, not wanting to be one upped and forgotten,
• 33:10
  Speaker 12: he decides to put his own party together in the
• 33:13
  Speaker 12: guise of an Xbox one Land party. So he gets
• 33:18
  Speaker 12: this Xbox one Land party dubbed the ex Bone Party.
• 33:23
  Speaker 9: It's gonna be that sex stop all drugs and stuff,
• 33:26
  Speaker 9: just like Diddy's party. And he's got and he's even
• 33:29
  Speaker 9: gone and got himself a sponsorship with hostess No Less
• 33:33
  Speaker 9: don't know, ah, I happened digging deep for that one.
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: But you know what, everything was going great for him
• 33:41
  Speaker 9: until he might until much like Diddy, he took it
• 33:45
  Speaker 9: too far and got caught when Captain Cupcake, Chief Big Wheels,
• 33:51
  Speaker 9: and King Ding Dong and himself were caught getting a
• 33:55
  Speaker 9: big delight in every bite with Happy ho Ho and
• 34:00
  Speaker 9: Twinkie the Kid. Unfortunately, fruit Pie the Magician couldn't be
• 34:06
  Speaker 9: reached for comment.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Damn reference was.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Invoking the mascots was just the chef's kiss.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: I'm like, what was that one mascot? And then I
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: found like.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Six and you you you brought in a previous tinfoil hat,
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: which I don't think anyone's ever done before. But it
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: still wasn't as crazy as Jeremy, so I gotta give
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: it to Jeremy was, in a word, brilliant. It was.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: It was everything I wanted. I training on Xbox Live
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: chat the most the most toxic bullshit ever spewed on
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: the internet. Holy Christ.
• 35:02
  Speaker 9: Based on our findings from the Call of Duty lobby, Oh.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: God, no, don't do it.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Your mama.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: Your mama's so fat.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: So that is going to be two points to the Farleys,
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: meaning it's two to one. Farleys have a lead, but
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: the game is not over. Game three is going to
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: decide it. It's worth three points and it's coming up
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: right after this.
• 35:35
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• 35:37
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• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for Game three. Game
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: three is the dumpster Fire.
• 36:25
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Our players are gonna have to choose things about given
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: categories that irritate them, things that they wish could be
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: just removed from society forever. I'm gonna pick my favorite
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: each round and throw it on the dumpster fire in
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: whichever team gets three first to win the game and
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: earn three episode points. And we got some fun categories
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: this time around, awesome. We are going to start with
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Ralph Garman. Oh, so I know most, if not everybody
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: here is this. So what about Ralph Carmon? Do you
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: wish could be thrown into a dumpster fire. Uh and
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: uh Steve, and you guys lost last game, So give
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: you the choice. Do you guys want to go first
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: or second?
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we can go first, go first.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: We'll alternate each round, but you want to go first
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: this round? Then a means which which one of you
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: wants to go first?
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: If you got it, go ahead. Well no, you's gonna
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: be mean.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, go come on.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, the healing one, Yeah, okay, okay, yeah.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a little column, a little comedy.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, go ahead.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: It's with like, please don't be mad the joke sir.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Ha ha ha.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: Anyway, so you would.
• 37:36
  Speaker 9: Never hear this ship anyways. What I would throw into
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: the dumpsterfire about Ralph Garman is his silly clown voice
• 37:46
  Speaker 9: he does to Eddie Penn's in the middle of the show.
• 37:50
  Speaker 9: Sounded like doctor Roxo trying to diddy Eddie in between lines.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: Jack Pot, Yeah, Jackpot, that guy right there.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Doctor Raxo.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Coaine you I can't turn my back now.
• 38:10
  Speaker 9: Anyways, but yeah, you know, I.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Too easy.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: I can do that.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: It's just.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: Not a fan of it.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Stevie, what do you got?
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: I forgot what we were doing. Oh He's got me, like,
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Holy fuck, I to fire Ralph Garman.
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: I'm going to say that he doesn't get enough roles
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: that actually can like show his true talents. Like the
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: stuff he gets are very short. They're like they're not
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: like I'm not even saying like a lead role, but
• 38:45
  Speaker 8: I'm saying something least reoccurring more often. I understand he's
• 38:49
  Speaker 8: in the voice act to realmy does family guy every
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: now and then, but like to see him actually act,
• 38:54
  Speaker 8: like on screen, like for a longer period of time
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: than like a five minute segment and then or forty
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: minute movie. I think that I think that's the one
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: thing I'd really throw in because I want to see
• 39:05
  Speaker 8: this guy act for real and I can't.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: It sucks.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, oh boy? Uh got that to look forward
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: to for the rest of the rest of the record.
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: For the show. What are you talking about?
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: You're gonna make him win? Christen Jeremy. Which one of
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: you two would like to go first?
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: Uh? Babe? You want to go?
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: So?
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: Ralph Garman, what do I want to put the dumpster fire?
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: His lack of appreciation of Eddie's movie vault pics sometimes
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: simple and silly movies can have enjoyed for what they
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: are and should be appreciated.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Good call, Holy shit.
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: Okay, I went kind of the opposite of that and
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: just said anything with Cooperman.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: Like, get rid of Cooperman completely.
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: Any of his segments.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Even this is tough, but genuinely, the one, the one
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: I agree with the most, honestly is is Stevie's. I
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: would like to see Ralph get get a larger more.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: I guess meaty part is the is the word something
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: he can really sing his teeth into and actually show
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: off his acting chops instead of just here's the silly
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: voice I can do. I mean, even Kevin's Kevin Smith
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: is guilty of this. Like he's usually there to either
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: just be really angry for like a minute, or or
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: he's there to do a lot of silly voices in
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: a row. And I would really like to Like fucking
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Red State is like the one exception to that rule. Yeah,
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: he had almost no lines, but he was scary as fuck,
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: right he was acting his ass off for having no
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: lines like he was doing, so I think he could
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: he could do work if he was given more to
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: work with. So yeah, Stevie's gonna get that first point.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: We're gonna move on to our second category, which should
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: be fun lunch. What about lunch? Do you want to
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: throw into a dumpster fire? This time we're gonna start
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: with Farley's So which one of you wants to go first?
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: So just having to stick with your coworkers at lunch.
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: This is terrible small talk, and this is awful.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Yep, I do agree, Kristen. What do you got?
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: Just lunch altogether. Let's just just just get rid of lunch.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: I mean, if you eat earlier in the day, it's breakfast.
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: If you're busy, by the time you look at the clock,
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: it's two o'clock, it's too late to have lunch because
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: you're gonna have dinner in a few hours. So just
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: sumpster fire lunch altogether.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Just toss lunch entirely interesting, Stevie or AUGI which one
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: of you two wants to go first?
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: I'll go first because almost the opposite. I don't get lunch.
• 42:13
  Speaker 8: I cook breakfast and lunch, and by the time I
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: get home it's late, and I'm like, all right, well
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: it's almost time to get ready for dinner in the
• 42:20
  Speaker 8: next two hours. So I don't get lunch most of
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: the time, and it's rare that I will eat school
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: food because it's all stupid healthy and there's no sugar,
• 42:28
  Speaker 8: salt or anything good in it. But yeah, I'm gonna say, like,
• 42:32
  Speaker 8: the lack of being able to take a lunch, I like,
• 42:35
  Speaker 8: and I just work under the hours to get like
• 42:38
  Speaker 8: a lunch.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: So it's just there too. So I don't get lunch
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: like a yeah, it kind of sucks, but I got
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: a stool.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: So so you're throwing into the dumpster fire just not
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: having a lunch at all.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: There should be mandatory lunch. You know, there's tea time.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: There should be mandatory milatary lunch, and and and and
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: while we're on the fucking subject, Oh here we go after.
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: Mandatory lunchtime and mandatory nap time.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: Oh yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah yeah, God,
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: give me your praise, Give me your praise on my
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: over forties on ship.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: I understood thirty five? Uh, augie, what do you got?
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: Can you hear us?
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Yes? I have no idea. What the fuck happened?
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess we're even moving it just like cut out.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: It was weird. It was like really strange. I'm so
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: sorry about that.
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: I thought you guys were trying to take a dive
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: because you're going to lose the games.
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, shp, we're having technical difficult.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: Well what they call it a draw and we'll.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Show Yeah, all right, Well we got Stevie's usual nonsensical
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: take on the subject. Oggie, what about lunch? Do you
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: want to throw into a dumpster fire?
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: Oh well, Aaron, I would like to say, fuck lunch.
• 44:07
  Speaker 9: So you know, despite lunch, already had a lunch I got,
• 44:12
  Speaker 9: I got it. But you know, despite lunch being a
• 44:15
  Speaker 9: meaning light meal, it's kind of heavy to say, don't
• 44:19
  Speaker 9: you think like lunch?
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Lunch?
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: Lunch?
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: So your complaint is about the mouth feel of the
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: word lunch. Okay, that might well be my favorite answer one.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: The one I'm throwing into the dumpster fire is Jeremy
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: is because he knocked it out of the park. That
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: is absolutely my least favorite thing about lunch. I worked
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: for too long, many years at a hospital replace replacing
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: their printers and swapping out printer toner and all that
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: shit just keep their primers running. And every lunch was
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: I was sitting with these three guys who I just
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: absolutely had nothing in fucking common with And it's just like,
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: if I wanted to hang with you guys, we would
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: literally hang after work, but we don't. So why do
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: I want to hang with you in the middle of work?
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: I don't, So whenever possible, I take my lunch alone.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Like it's just I sit at my desk and just eat,
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: you know, and quietly. And you know, when I even
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: when I was a service technician and when hanging out
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: with the other service secitions, I would just go to
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: my bench and just just eat alone. And I'm like,
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't want to talk to you motherfuckers.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: That So like, yeah, Jeremy touched something deep inside because
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: I've always wanted him to do. And I'm going to
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: give them the point. So as Farley's I have one point,
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Dream Team have one point. There's three categories left, and
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: this next one's gonna be fun. Category three is Thane.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: That's right, my novel? What about Thane? Would you throw
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: into a dumpster fire and go back? Did we do
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: this one already?
• 46:12
  Speaker 9: No?
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: No, I.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Have to Oh yeah, no, that's fair. You have to
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: come with something else, now, that's fair. Well, speaking of which,
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: you guys selected to go first, in the first one
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: and now you got Now you gotta go first because
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: it's a third one, So which one of you wants
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: to go first? And what about Thane? Would you throw
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: into a dumpster fire? Know, Aaron, the thing about Thane?
• 46:34
  Speaker 9: And it's just so much you could say about Thane,
• 46:37
  Speaker 9: right like, just there's there is It's a great story
• 46:43
  Speaker 9: with great characters, maybe great author. Yeah, I think, you know,
• 46:49
  Speaker 9: I think that the the thing I have to throw
• 46:52
  Speaker 9: out about Thane.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: Is just just just too much to say about it.
• 46:56
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, Stevie, good luck following that up.
• 47:11
  Speaker 8: I'm not here to follow that. I'm here to support
• 47:13
  Speaker 8: my partner.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: Don't follow me. You just gonna watch me stumble off
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: into the distance.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: But it's working.
• 47:21
  Speaker 8: When I throw a Faine into Okay, what I would
• 47:26
  Speaker 8: throw into the into the into the dumption fire about
• 47:29
  Speaker 8: saying is that Jamie should have the threesome because he
• 47:33
  Speaker 8: doesn't get to do it, and he should because he
• 47:36
  Speaker 8: wants to be in there. So so yeah, I'm not
• 47:40
  Speaker 8: saying who did it. You all have to figure out who.
• 47:42
  Speaker 8: But maybe maybe Jamie wanted uh an MNF sandwich.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: You don't know spoilers, No, not spoilers. That's all they know.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: They don't know who and where? Why?
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know where book Steve, Oh yeah, okay,
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: well there's there's there's there's certainly an answer. Kristen and Jeremy.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Who wants to go first?
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: Ok So Aaron Randolph's debut novel, thing, The only thing
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: about it that belongs in the dumpster fire is the
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: fact that more people haven't read It needs to be
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: read by more people. It needs more acclaim because it
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: is phenomenal and seriously, not enough people know about it.
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: Not enough people have read it, and we have got
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: to promote the hell out of this book because more
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: people need to read it.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Yes, agree, This team agrees with you.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Jeremy, do you have something.
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: My complaint about Sane kind of piggybacks on Stevie's and
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: it's just there's not enough threesomes?
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Yes, enough sex in your book?
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: You know, our teams.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: The rest of your book if there's not enough sex
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: in it?
• 49:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, aaronst.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Well, uh, none of you picked to the instant win answered.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Obviously there is an instant win is there like there
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: was on the last one? Is eating alone on this one? Uh?
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: The thing that I would throw into a dumpster fire.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Is that uh, May and Ethan's relationship isn't really built enough.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: I feel like they're they're they're being uh you know,
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: closer and like familial almost like you know, he's supposed
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: to be like a father to her and she's supposed
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: to be like a daughter to him. Doesn't really come across.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: It doesn't. It doesn't get built that way. It just
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: kind of like in the end, it's just like said
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: that they have built this relationship, but you don't really
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: see it. And that's my fault as an author and
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: this one that's the one thing I wish I could
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: go back and fix for like a third edition maybe,
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: but honestly, I'm probably just gonna leave it as is.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: So that being the only actual criticism the book received
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: in this round, I'm gonna have to think long and
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: hard which one of you fuckers I'm gonna give some
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: condamn points to.
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: You know, if you do a third edition, you could
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: always add a scene that builds that relationship. Is like
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: a bonus epilogue.
• 50:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, with the giant orgy with everybody in it and picture, yeah, pictures, pictures.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: Jamis.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: But right, Kris Kristin I'm giving it to you by default.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: We're just gonna move on because of the four things
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: that you guys have said. That is the one thing
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: that I do kind of wish would actually happen, is
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: that more people would come across the absolutely. But I
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: was looking for genuine, honest criticism. I got none, So.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Moving the fuck on round poor as mr. What would
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: you throw into a dumpster fire? Christen Go?
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: Okay, So when people do at the end of their
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: words because they're talking, there's like this sound that they
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: make when they do their words, and it drives me
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: fucking nuts. There's like this wet mouth sound at the
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: end of their words, and it's just the most annoying
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: sound in the whole world.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Dumps, Oh, Mercy, Jeremy, what do you got? So?
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: I actually like ASMR. I can find it soothing, Like
• 51:40
  Speaker 7: I'll put it on the background on like Twitch or
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: something like while I'm gaming, especially like when I was
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: playing ARC because it's like a high stress game. You know,
• 51:48
  Speaker 7: it kind of bring me back down, you know.
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 51:51
  Speaker 7: But when they stick their whole ass tongue into the
• 51:54
  Speaker 7: microphone because like they have those like they have these
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: like weird like dual sided mics, and some of them
• 52:03
  Speaker 7: have like ear things you can put on them and
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: then they'll like stick their whole ass tongue in it.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: It is very disturbing, No Jesus, all right, Augie Stevie,
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: which one of you wants to go first?
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Mine's kind of a throwaway, but it's true for me.
• 52:20
  Speaker 8: I have like horrible tonightis and engine sounds when it
• 52:23
  Speaker 8: gets quiet enough like that you hearing all the time.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: So when they do.
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: That shit like, I don't listen to that because it
• 52:29
  Speaker 8: does get so quiet, and I'm like, what the fuck's
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: the point of this. It's like I hear this over them.
• 52:33
  Speaker 8: This is dumb, So I don't. I'll listen to music. Man,
• 52:37
  Speaker 8: I don't need that shit, Oggie.
• 52:41
  Speaker 9: I hate that it is called ASMR because for like
• 52:45
  Speaker 9: the first month when that first was a thing, I
• 52:48
  Speaker 9: thought people said they were into asthma.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Yo, man, you got of them and hala's let me
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: get one.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: It's pronounced asthma.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Right. Most people, at least that I know of, say
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: the whole thing as mrs.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: So many.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: I suppose if someone was saying it fast, it could
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: sound like asthma a little.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: He doesn't like feeling member.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so much. He doesn't like things in his mouth.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: I'm getting that tried expensive date, yeah, exactly again.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Expensive dates.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: We've gone over this damn expensive date. Oh Jesus, I
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: don't know where to go here. Honestly, I think actually
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Stevie might have it, because like Stevie, ASMR doesn't do
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: anything for me. I don't know. I don't know what
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: it is. Like I've tried listening to SMR videos and
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm getting nothing from this, Like it's just
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: this is just weirding me out. And like Kristen, some
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: of them would actively make like like like what the
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: fuck are you doing? Like stop, that's awful.
• 54:01
  Speaker 9: Maybe it's because we're the audio engineering kind of like
• 54:06
  Speaker 9: department that we just we hate that that sound of
• 54:09
  Speaker 9: people like lipsmacking into a mic because that's something we
• 54:12
  Speaker 9: normally cut out.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: We have to avoid as podcasters, we have to avoid
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: that kind of bullshit.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: It's kind of like opposite of what we usually deal
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: with it.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't provide me any like relaxation
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: or I don't know, the good feelings to get. I
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: don't know why it doesn't work on me. But it
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: doesn't work on me, and I kind of wish it did, so,
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: you know I I I think Stevie's is really the
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: closest to that, although his was caused by spending so
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: long around jet engines that you know, it just it
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: couldn't work.
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: Your power.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Going on doctor asthma. All right, So that point is
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: gonna go to Stevie. It's all tied up two points
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: a piece. It's gonna come down to the fifth and
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: final category, which on the dumpster five is always the
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: wild card category. You can pick literally anything in the world.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: We just asked that you stay away from like the
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: big obvious things because they've already been done before, things
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: like American health insurance and politics and you know, blah
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah, just something that royally irritates you about.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: You know, everyday life could be about anything at all.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: And we are going to start with Aggie and Stevie
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: again awesome yelling.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: I'll go first.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: So I didn't have one.
• 55:32
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with sticky floors. I with a fucking
• 55:39
  Speaker 8: passion sticky floors. Like and most people nowadays they got
• 55:43
  Speaker 8: rid of carpeting. There's like not really much carpeting in
• 55:45
  Speaker 8: houses anymore. I know we're eventually going to remove the
• 55:47
  Speaker 8: little bit of carpeting it is left in our our
• 55:49
  Speaker 8: apartment for hardwood, but hardwood and linoleum. If something gets
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: on it that's sticky and nobody takes care of it,
• 55:56
  Speaker 8: it's there for a while and you don't and you're
• 55:59
  Speaker 8: like you talking around your socks and you get stuck
• 56:01
  Speaker 8: for a second. Your sock comes off. It's like, motherfucker,
• 56:03
  Speaker 8: now I don't have a sock on my foot. And
• 56:04
  Speaker 8: you go to get your sock to go clean it,
• 56:06
  Speaker 8: and then you step in more of whatever the fuck
• 56:08
  Speaker 8: is sticky with your non socked foot, and it's like,
• 56:11
  Speaker 8: all right, I'm gonna go murder everybody right now. But no,
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: you're not supposed to be because it's bad. Fair Enough,
• 56:18
  Speaker 8: you know how to clean the goddamn floors.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Fair Enough, sticky floors needs to go ogi. What do
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: you got?
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: So it was me?
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I hate is that Stevie doesn't like my
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: sticky floors.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: He's like, I wake up every morning the sticky by
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: the floor, and Stevie does I.
• 56:41
  Speaker 9: Pour honey all over the floor and his tooth rush.
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: Toush gets a nice sweet taste when he brushes his teeth.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: In the morning. Oh my god. Anyways, what's your real answers?
• 56:58
  Speaker 9: My real answer again, it's a bit of a throwaway,
• 57:01
  Speaker 9: and it's it's a long distant memory now.
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: But my huge pet peeve that I throw into a
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: dumpster fire is the old habit that we used to
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: do in school and in college no less, is the
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: habit of putting gum underneath desk.
• 57:16
  Speaker 8: Oh fuck yah.
• 57:17
  Speaker 9: One of the worst things when I would go into
• 57:19
  Speaker 9: like because not every in the college, not every room
• 57:23
  Speaker 9: was a lecture hall.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: Sometimes it was actual classroom.
• 57:25
  Speaker 9: With regular ass desks, and you find in a normal
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: classroom and you'd go to go grab the desk to
• 57:31
  Speaker 9: justice you could, you know, sit properly, and you just
• 57:34
  Speaker 9: get a handful of like old, dried or even sometimes
• 57:38
  Speaker 9: recently placed gum that they just stick to the bottom
• 57:43
  Speaker 9: of your Like it was a huge thing back in
• 57:45
  Speaker 9: like middle school, in high school, but it was still.
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: A thing even in college. I'm like, what the fuck,
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: we're in college, Who the fuck still does this?
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: You're fucking adults, right.
• 57:57
  Speaker 9: Keep that ship and you're stomach for seven goddamn years,
• 58:00
  Speaker 9: Like a yeah.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: All right, So Augie's is gum stuck to the underside
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: of desks. Christen, Jeremy, which one of you wants to
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: go next?
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: I'll go uh so, just catching your belt loop on
• 58:16
  Speaker 7: something like a like a you know, a drawer knob
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: or something like that, or like a door like a
• 58:28
  Speaker 7: handle or something. Just its just the whole thing just stop.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your whole body swings wildly and you don't understand
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: why until the loop finally comes off the thing and
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: you fall to the ground. I've done that, damn it.
• 58:43
  Speaker 9: I've done that a cot and then my belt from
• 58:45
  Speaker 9: the back and give myself like a massive way.
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: It's even worse when this catch on the back to
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: because it's like like reach around.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, oh yeah, that sucks. That sucks. Well, clicked Christen. Finally, last,
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: but not least, what do you get?
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: So this belongs to the dumpster fire actually a certain
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: type of person. So when you buy a new car,
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: there's options for the car, like you can add this
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: or that. Do you know what's not an option on
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: a car is blinkers? Why because you're supposed to fucking
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: use them. Do not use their blinkers or the bane
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  Speaker 6: of humanity, Like how hard is it to slip the
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  Speaker 6: little lever? Like, it's just they're there for a reason
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  Speaker 6: and they should be used.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, if if I could, if I could give
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  Speaker 3: it to you, I'm just like you just raw vehemence alone.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: It would go to Christine Dent. But honestly, the thing
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: that irritates me the most out of all four things
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  Speaker 3: is catching my butt loop on things that fucking sucks
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  Speaker 3: toe Like, I hate it every time, and and it
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  Speaker 3: happens to me a lot. I don't know if it's
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: because I'm a big fella or or what. I just
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: have bigger loops because I wear bigger pants. I have
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  Speaker 3: no fucking clue. All I know is that I walk
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  Speaker 3: past something and I go.
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  Speaker 7: If you feel like an idiot too, you're like, oh yeah,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: I die.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like an absolute. If you're lucky you don't
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: fall to the ground, but occasionally you do and that sucks.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, if you caught it something like, you're
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: like fucking what the fuck? And you know you get
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: pissed off. Sometimes you actually rip the belt loop and
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: that sucks too, But you know, just like God, out
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: of all the things, you guys picked that's the one
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  Speaker 3: that I just in tune with. Has nothing to do
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: with how much I want Jeremy inside me. But let's
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: that is going to put the Farleys at three points
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: to two, which means they've won this game. Nice and
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: they have one the episode five points to one, Holy crazis. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 4: We got.
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  Speaker 5: To be a little bit closer revenge for the episode.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, no, that's not true. It's six points to one
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  Speaker 3: because we gave them one during the break. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so shit. Patrem Patreon members, you'll learn exactly why that is.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: If you're not a Patreon member, maybe think about it
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: if you want to find out why they got an
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  Speaker 3: extra point.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I forgot.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for coming along, guys. This is
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: always it's always a blast to hang out with you,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: and this has been no exception. Thank you so much
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: having us. Where can people find the cool things that
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: you're doing? Obviously, Christen, I know that you have you
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: review books on Instagram. That's genuinely awesome and you've been
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: very kind of thing. Thank you so much, But where
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: can people find that? And where can people find on
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: the Luni, which is a podcast that you do all
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: about the Golden girls.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: Well my book review Instagram, you can find at book
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: gem Rex and on the Lani. You can reach on
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: all socials at on thelan I Pod, and you can
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  Speaker 6: email us at on thelan I Pod at gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect Perfect, Jeremy, is there anything you'd like to promote?
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  Speaker 3: Anything at all?
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  Speaker 7: I don't really have anything. I play a lot of
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: video games. I'm I'm pretty much everything. Nice, that's kind
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 7: of it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we're just happy to have you, man, glad you're here.
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  Speaker 3: And it's always a blast hanging with you guys. And
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: uh yeah, I guess that's gonna be it from us
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  Speaker 3: unless I'm missing anything. Stevie, you're leaned forward like you
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: were about to say.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: Say it's been nice to like actually hang with you
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 8: guys again, because yes, yeah, I know, I know, we
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 8: just tell each other a few.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: Months ago, but it's been too long already.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 8: This has been nice to actually like see you guys
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 8: like face to face again.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: It's nice.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, all.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: Right, Well that's gonna be it for this show. You
• 1:03:03
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• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: what you would throw into a dumpster fire, what categories
• 1:03:20
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• 1:03:23
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• 1:03:25
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• 1:03:29
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• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: you can check out all the cool things us and
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: our friends are into, and you can leave us a voicemail,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: which no one does anymore, which is really irritating. But
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: there you go go to contact us, there's a there's
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: a voicemail widget. You can literally bring it up on
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  Speaker 3: your phone. You can leave a ninety second voicemail, or
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  Speaker 3: you can do something else with your life. I guess
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  Speaker 3: that's fine.
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  Speaker 4: Widget fuck it sorry.
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  Speaker 3: join the illustrious ranks of the Farleys. Are proud and
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  Speaker 3: we're so happy to have them as members of our Patreon.
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  Speaker 3: But there's many many others who I don't have lists
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  Speaker 3: in front of me, but I'm sure O you can
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  Speaker 3: name them.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, let me go down the list. We got
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  Speaker 5: William M, K C. S Gate, Leapers, Jeremy F.
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  Speaker 6: Aaron R.
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  Speaker 9: David M.
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  Speaker 5: Bridget from Long Island, Dave A, Justin B. Mexican, Crunchy
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  Speaker 5: M Blade and Crystal D.
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  Speaker 3: Got some work to do on that Long Island.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: It's so good.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: It is coming along.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 9: But I got a warm to grow the thing.
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  Speaker 3: That's genuinely funny.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: Aaron.
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  Speaker 8: I totally forgot to mention about the Patriot. We've been
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 8: gaining a few more just free subscribers too lately.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: That's cool.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can. You can subscribe for free. You get
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: you get free stuff. We do do some some behind
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: the scenes stuff just for our free followers. But if
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: you want to join the illustrious ranks of these amazing people,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: it's just five bucks a month. That's it. We don't
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: have any higher tiers. It's just one tier for everything.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: And we don't ask for a lot, so uh and
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: you get a lot because we have tons of behind
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: the scenes goodies for our episodes, going back, going way back.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: Because our patrioon has been up for a while, so
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of stuff there. But anyway, thanks so
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: much for listening. Hope you've had a great time. But
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: if you didn't, fuck it, yeah, why because.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 14: There we go. That's why I didn't take part, and
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 14: I'll just let
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  Speaker 9: You go do it.