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Fandomonium - RomComs LIVE - When Johnny Met Stephy vs You've Got Female · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to a lily Pad production.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, my lovely Leapfrugs, Welcome back to Fandemonium. We've got
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  Speaker 2: another live episode for you this week. This was our
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  Speaker 2: rom Coms live episode recorded in February, and I think
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  Speaker 2: personally it was my favorite live show to date. I
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  Speaker 2: know we've had a bunch of fun live shows so far,
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  Speaker 2: but there was just something in the air. Maybe it
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  Speaker 2: was love, I don't know, but the peak improv audience
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  Speaker 2: were just so here for it. As you'll hear, the
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  Speaker 2: chanting was amazing. Thank you so much. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: if you're someone who's coming out to the live shows,
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  Speaker 2: it's a dream come true. I know there's a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of people who if they were also based in Colorado Springs,
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  Speaker 2: they would be out for these live shows. And I
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  Speaker 2: appreciate you so much too for listening to the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: But it's just awesome to see people having a good
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  Speaker 2: time with the show that we've done online for like
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  Speaker 2: the last five years, because it's us and we're a
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  Speaker 2: small independent production company. Another audio note up top, we
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  Speaker 2: got some amazing video footage, so the clips from this
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  Speaker 2: should be pretty damn good. Check out at Gateleaper's pod
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  Speaker 2: on Insta to see those, but the audio picking up
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  Speaker 2: the room wasn't quite as good. So our audio on
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  Speaker 2: stage came out great, but there's a couple of moments,
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  Speaker 2: like when we're interacting with producer Jen and a couple
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  Speaker 2: of audience members that it the audio didn't translate. So well,
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  Speaker 2: We're a work in progress, That's all I've ever said.
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  Speaker 2: This is also because of that same secondary mic audio issue.
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  Speaker 2: The crowd will sound much louder for the first half
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  Speaker 2: hour of the recording, and then I switched just purely
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  Speaker 2: to our MIC's on stage. The peak iprov audience was
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  Speaker 2: so amazing that you can still hear them chant from
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  Speaker 2: our microphones, which is you've got to be pretty loud
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  Speaker 2: to do that. But if you're wondering why the crowd
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  Speaker 2: noise suddenly gets a little bit quieter, that's why. But
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  Speaker 2: overall this was such a joy of an episode. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you again to Megan High for stepping in at the
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  Speaker 2: last minute. You wouldn't know. You wouldn't know it based
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  Speaker 2: on this episode, you'd think she'd been writing bits for weeks.
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  Speaker 2: And of course Stephanie Fackler and Johnny Wilson made this
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  Speaker 2: episode such a joy I love I love them, I
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  Speaker 2: love their chemistry. I love them both as individual comedic
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  Speaker 2: performers and how they make us all laugh when they're together.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's just a joy. But I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: waffle anymore up top, I just want you to enjoy
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  Speaker 2: this rom Comms Live episode of Fandemonium. Hello, and welcome
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  Speaker 2: to Pandemonium, the pop culture game show that shines a
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  Speaker 2: spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your games master and
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  Speaker 2: family member with an accent to disappe of your new partner,
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  Speaker 2: Matt Watson. But a games master needs games, and games
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  Speaker 2: need players, so please welcome.
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  Speaker 3: First.
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  Speaker 2: She is an improviser, dancer, podcaster, and lead in a
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  Speaker 2: rom com movie where an improviser, dancer, and podcaster falls
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  Speaker 2: in love. Make some noise for Stephanie Fackler. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 2: And he is a game designer, improviser, and podcaster and
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  Speaker 2: lead in a rom com movie where an improviser, game designer,
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  Speaker 2: and podcaster falls in love with an improviser, dancer, and podcaster.
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  Speaker 2: Do they have anything in common? Give it up for
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  Speaker 2: Johnny Wilson.
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  Speaker 3: Oh fantastic.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Next, guys, Hi, they went low for you.
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  Speaker 2: I like it low Yeah, we're in a great chancing
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  Speaker 2: mood tonight. I'm I'm love of it. Steph Johnny, welcome,
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for joining us.
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  Speaker 5: If having on an episode.
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  Speaker 2: I notice you're both dressed a little a little like
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  Speaker 2: it's maybe ten years ago.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, maybe a.
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  Speaker 1: Little bit more like thirteen years ago.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is our muse that we brought. Do you
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  Speaker 4: want us to talk about it?
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  Speaker 6: There?
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  Speaker 2: For the sake of format points, we'll hold on to
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  Speaker 2: it for about five minutes. I knew you would like that,
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  Speaker 2: So now I'm just gonna ask Steph Johnny, how are
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  Speaker 2: you both doing good?
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  Speaker 1: Our marriage needs this.
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  Speaker 4: That's the first time I'm here in about surprise goddamn.
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  Speaker 2: So do you think playing as a couple uppear on
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  Speaker 2: stage in the rom Coms episode? Do you think that's
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  Speaker 2: going to help you or hinder you? Potentially?
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  Speaker 1: I think absolutely it's going to help us.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's going to be bad.
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  Speaker 4: Steph can be competitive, okay, that's good, and uh very focused.
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  Speaker 4: I can be uh flucy.
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  Speaker 1: Come again?
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  Speaker 4: Does that mean when I think it means, I want
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  Speaker 4: to mean, Oh, that's not what I meant. I can
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  Speaker 4: be unfocused and I can be a goofball I'm also
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  Speaker 4: one of the least competitive people I know.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so balance, No, No, I think bad.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, I think it's going to be great
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  Speaker 1: because I can read your mind and you can't read mine.
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  Speaker 1: But I will help you.
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  Speaker 4: To read mind.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, fantastic, guys, we're fine. Don't worry about us. I
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  Speaker 5: don't want don't worry.
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  Speaker 2: Oh could you imagine if we had our first podcast,
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  Speaker 2: breaker Life on the Could you imagine.
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  Speaker 5: Guys, we're married. That's called dice.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it says here on my screen. I've got to
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  Speaker 2: ask you, guys an important question. We're going to start
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  Speaker 2: with you. Are you a fan of rom coms?
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  Speaker 1: I am great.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, What are some of your favorite rom coms?
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  Speaker 1: I love About Time I counted as a rom com
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  Speaker 1: or rom common Jason, I love Princess Diaries. Those are
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  Speaker 1: two of my favorites.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it, definitely rom coms. They're probably in
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  Speaker 2: that trivia book that we'll be giving away some copies
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  Speaker 2: of later. Hmm, there we go, lovely Ooze, Thank you,
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 7: Jen.
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  Speaker 3: Uh fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: You love rom coms, and I don't think you're competitive
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  Speaker 2: and ready to engage. I think it's your husband. Who's
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  Speaker 2: going to be the problem Johnny, let's ask he usually is, Yeah, Johnny,
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  Speaker 2: rom coms.
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  Speaker 3: How you feel about it?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I like rom coms. They're a great time. Yeah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: My two favorite rom coms are definitely dad Pics, okay,
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  Speaker 4: because my dad likes them, like like Rocky or No,
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  Speaker 4: Rocky is great. No, I would say, uh uh freaking
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  Speaker 4: return to me.
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  Speaker 5: Great movie. I haven't seen a great movie. And my
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  Speaker 5: big fact Greek wedding. I love it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh sure, nice, nice picks.
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  Speaker 2: You're not the problem. Classic is my big Greek wedding.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's what showed up about the.
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  Speaker 9: Yea, we love it.
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  Speaker 2: That's fantastic reference Steph, Johnny. I think you'll make a
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  Speaker 2: fantastic team. And I hope your marriage survives this.
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  Speaker 5: Me too, man, I didn't know that was on the table.
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  Speaker 5: I would not have.
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  Speaker 2: Come Okay, well they're gonna need some opponents because that's
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  Speaker 2: what this is. That's what I've set up, So let's
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  Speaker 2: meet them. She is a resident panelist, a podcaster, and
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  Speaker 2: comedian who works in STEM, which today stands for surely
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  Speaker 2: they eventually marry my rum com crushing yours go wild
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  Speaker 2: for Audra Stephenson.
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  Speaker 7: Oh wow, that is it makes me feel some kind
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  Speaker 7: of way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, it does.
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  Speaker 2: And she is an improviser, comedy educator, and theater owner
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  Speaker 2: and the best friend who has been pulling all of
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  Speaker 2: the strings to make sure we all get together. At
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  Speaker 2: the end of the movie put your hands together for
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  Speaker 2: Megan high.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no.
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  Speaker 10: Ah, no oh, oh my goodness, what a meet cute.
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  Speaker 9: It didn't help you very.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Ouldra fulfilling the role of all men in heterosexual
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  Speaker 2: relationships there and not actually helping.
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  Speaker 7: When I played House as a child, I played as
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  Speaker 7: dad so that I could leave.
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  Speaker 9: I just occasionally come back and be like, where's dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Well on that sobering reminder of all of our childhoods Audra, Meghan,
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  Speaker 2: thank you so much for joining us today and being
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  Speaker 2: a rom com team.
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  Speaker 3: How are you both doing great?
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  Speaker 9: So good good. I'm feeling confident.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think I think we know rom I think
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  Speaker 7: we know calm.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, nice, both of those things lovely.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's that's great.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, might be a.
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  Speaker 5: Little bit more calm rum these days, but yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that was a very calm entrance. I
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  Speaker 2: love I loved the trip and Megan nice classes, Thank you,
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  Speaker 2: thank you.
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  Speaker 5: I I found them and they felt right.
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  Speaker 7: Sure, Yeah, you're just really passionate about vision.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: I was looking in the mirror of my face, just
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  Speaker 11: needed something, and I was like these.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. Okay, so let's talk rom coms.
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  Speaker 2: That's why we're all here.
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  Speaker 3: Rom coms. Odro You a fan?
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I love a rom com And I didn't
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  Speaker 7: think that I did. And then looking back, I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: that's a rom com. Oh that's a wrong that classifies
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  Speaker 7: as a rom com. Yeah, oh god, is this my personality?
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  Speaker 9: Maybe? And I'm okay with that.
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  Speaker 2: Fantastic And Megan, what about yourself?
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  Speaker 5: Always loved them? Yeah, since I was little. And yeah,
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  Speaker 5: there's a follow up question, right, Oh do I follow
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  Speaker 5: up question?
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  Speaker 7: You know?
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  Speaker 2: I should also, I should say Megan stepped in at
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  Speaker 2: like the last minute to perform tonight, so give Megan
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  Speaker 2: an extra round of a pause.
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  Speaker 5: I like it, honestly, I like it.
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  Speaker 2: If there was a follow up question, I've totally forgot
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  Speaker 2: to write it in.
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  Speaker 5: Descript Okay, that's right, I just I thought I asked
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  Speaker 5: them one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah favorite, yeah, absolutely, thanks, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You got it.
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  Speaker 5: Some of those you know, I love a good Meg Ryan,
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  Speaker 5: Tom Hanks, They're chemistry right. Audible guests from.
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  Speaker 11: The audience, you guys hear that, Yeah, yeah, uh, Sleepless
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  Speaker 11: in Seattle, Joe versus the volcano?
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  Speaker 5: You've got mail? Is there anything that Payer can't conquer?
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  Speaker 2: Did they I've not seen Joe visus the volcano? Did
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  Speaker 2: they conquer the volcano?
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  Speaker 5: Pretty sure they did?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I think so. It's been a long time since I've
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  Speaker 5: seen it. I just remember liking it a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Good, nice, and oldra Just to complete the set, any
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  Speaker 2: favorite rom coms you want to shout out, Oh.
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  Speaker 9: Love it feels like the Gimme.
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  Speaker 7: But when Harry met Sally, Oh yes, it feels like
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  Speaker 7: the Gimmy. I also love easy A because that qualifies
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  Speaker 7: as a rom com. And I didn't know that until
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  Speaker 7: the Internet told me and the rom com book told me.
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  Speaker 9: Oh god, I had another one, and it's it was good.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have to I just cut this bit of audio.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you, thank you. It was going to be relevant,
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  Speaker 9: but it's not.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's all happening really in the room for
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  Speaker 2: about twenty people.
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  Speaker 9: But I have to feel shame about that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that you can feel shame about.
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  Speaker 4: Was this Shrek is Shrek a r com?
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  Speaker 9: Yes, okay, no, but it was.
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  Speaker 4: Shrekky I figured.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Teams, you've gone for coffee with your best friend
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  Speaker 2: after a bad breakup. You're swearing off men forever, but hello,
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  Speaker 2: that barista is cute, isn't he?
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  Speaker 3: You wonder if you could maybe get his number?
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  Speaker 2: Your friend reminds you what happened last time, but you're
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  Speaker 2: too busy looking at the way that tight white T
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  Speaker 2: shirt is clinging to his shoulders.
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  Speaker 3: Coffee stains be damned.
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  Speaker 2: You're ordering a cortado and climb that thing like a tree. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's gotten a little hot in here, so let's cool
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  Speaker 2: things down a bit by asking each pair to come
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  Speaker 2: up with a rom com themed team name for the night.
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  Speaker 2: Let's start with Steph and Johnny. What you gut?
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna you want to say it?
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  Speaker 1: We can see it together?
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  Speaker 4: Perfect when Johnny met Stephie?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, disgusting?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah if you adorable?
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  Speaker 3: You're very adorable.
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  Speaker 2: Have you, guys ever done Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan
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  Speaker 2: like Harry and Sally for like Halloween or something.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, he's got red hair.
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  Speaker 12: And I just saw the movie like three days Okay, well,
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  Speaker 12: if you tried a deal, maybe we we you know,
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  Speaker 12: maybe Ron and Hermione once.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we did run in Hermione.
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  Speaker 2: Okay when wait they no, they're not siblings, right, No, Matt, God, sorry,
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  Speaker 2: it's not trendy to know a lot about Harry Potter.
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  Speaker 2: When Johnny met Stephie is fantastic. That might be the
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  Speaker 2: perfect team name. And I'm now going to have to
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  Speaker 2: awkwardly turn and face the other team after saying that sentence.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect any you got anything we have?
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  Speaker 7: We've got some subparties, I guess adequate team names. We
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  Speaker 7: have a couple like miscommunication or misunderstanding.
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  Speaker 11: Dis understandings, just understand things. I just thought of this one.
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  Speaker 11: What about you've got female? Okay, that's good, that's strong.
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  Speaker 11: It got a great response from the crowd.
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  Speaker 9: Indeed, I like you like it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my gosh, you like a thing that I
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  Speaker 5: like you like it? I said a thing you can't.
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  Speaker 5: It's almost like it wasstiny.
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  Speaker 2: What Okay, I don't know how I feel about the
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  Speaker 2: thing that's developing between these two. Okay, fantastic we have
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  Speaker 2: when Johnny met Stephie versus You've got female? Two fantastic names.
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  Speaker 2: Very sexy, all right. And if you're listening to this and.
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  Speaker 9: I'm just I just did this.
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  Speaker 5: She revealed a flower underneath her sweater.
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  Speaker 3: Very sexy, all right.
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  Speaker 2: And if you're listening to this and thinking I don't
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  Speaker 2: know anything about rom coms, I only really watched them
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  Speaker 2: for the possibility of sex after shame on you. But
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  Speaker 2: also we've got you because it is his order, with
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  Speaker 2: a little segment we like to call passing knowledge, give
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  Speaker 2: it up for order.
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  Speaker 7: Rom Coms are a subgenre of comedy and romance, and
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  Speaker 7: like a lot of the women my age I live
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  Speaker 7: laugh love them. It's probably because in the nineties and
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  Speaker 7: early two thousands we experienced the Golden Age of romantic,
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  Speaker 7: a Silver Age of inflatable furniture, and the Bronze Age
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  Speaker 7: of low rise genes. The main characters in rom coms
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  Speaker 7: typically have what's called a meat cute. They meet in
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  Speaker 7: a way that's a little awkward, but because they're hot,
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  Speaker 7: we call it cute. They then proceed to fall in
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  Speaker 7: love for all but about fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 9: Of the film in the middle, where.
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  Speaker 7: They inevitably hate each other's guts, but that's fully irrelevant
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  Speaker 7: to the plot.
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  Speaker 9: Rom Coms are full of.
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  Speaker 7: Fun tropes like enemies to lovers, But I'm personally a
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  Speaker 7: huge fan of contractually obligated relationships.
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  Speaker 9: Do not tell my husband.
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  Speaker 2: Great, I signed paperwork. What oh?
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  Speaker 7: And that did something for me. But honestly, the stories
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  Speaker 7: are just good fun. They teach us timeless lessons like
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  Speaker 7: following your heart.
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  Speaker 9: Or Cheating's okay if they're your one true love.
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  Speaker 7: Honestly, let's just ride off into the sunset and play
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  Speaker 7: some pandemony.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, my crazy stupid love. And just before
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  Speaker 2: we get to today's games, I've asked each player to
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  Speaker 2: bring in a muse, something that inspires them or something
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  Speaker 2: they love from this particular fandom. Rum Coms are inspiring
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  Speaker 2: to me because most of them portray British people as
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  Speaker 2: kind of desirable partners, which makes a change because with
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  Speaker 2: the villains in every other genre. Steph, we're gonna start
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  Speaker 2: with you unless this is a joint muse that you're
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  Speaker 2: presenting together.
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  Speaker 1: It is, yeah, okay, then yeah, the marriage thing was
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  Speaker 1: a bit, We're cute as hell?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, Yeah, what's inspiring you guys about rom coms?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like our dating relationship was. It was fraught
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  Speaker 1: but also so great and adorable, and we were in Chicago,
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  Speaker 1: and that you know, like so many rom coms happen
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  Speaker 1: in these like huge cities like Chicago, London, New York.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's totally snowy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, or the.
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  Speaker 1: Leaves are falling.
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  Speaker 9: And that's how it's rest.
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  Speaker 1: So we actually dressed ourselves in our old college clothes,
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  Speaker 1: like how we would have dressed on our dates when
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  Speaker 1: we met.
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  Speaker 2: That's adorable, you are kids.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I got my twenty.
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  Speaker 13: Ten and yep, yep, that is my Ohio hat.
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  Speaker 5: From Ohio.
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  Speaker 4: That is my dad's Cannondale jacket that I thought was so.
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  Speaker 2: Cool to wear in college. I was expecting Canondale. I
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  Speaker 2: genuinely expected at Cannondale Chance.
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  Speaker 4: And then fun story, that's gonna be her longest episode.
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  Speaker 9: That's why the episode's long.
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  Speaker 6: And also.
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  Speaker 1: Listeners, Matt is taking out thousands of oddres pauses.
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  Speaker 4: But this shirt is just like button down handley navy
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: blue sleeves rolled up.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: It's what I wore at every improv shown college.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: It's also what I was wearing the first time Steph
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: grabbed my shirt and.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Pulled me in for a kids and we were.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Super conservative, so I said, please, don't do that anymore.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: I can't handle it, but now I can handle it.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: You might say you're contractually obligated to handle it in
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: the fust act. That's as far as we'll go.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I didn't know this.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Too, morat, I could be persuaded. This show doesn't pay any.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Oh fantastic, that's a that's a beautiful muse. I love
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: that you've come dressed up for this. Oh sorry, no,
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: go please, I know it's already long.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: No.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: We also realized that when Harry met Sally, they were
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: in Chicigo, and.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: That's where we met.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Yes, so when Johnny mets Deepie, it's all perfect.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: To be honest, that is beautiful and very inspiring because
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: love always is. There's nothing funny about that. Love is
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: just inspiring. Ah, so, thank you so much. And it
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: was a joint mus so. I think we had enough
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: time for all of that. So it's great, great, Oh
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: hell yeah, direction not there. This is happening in front
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: of people. We did this for five years in front
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: of no one. Okay, we are going to move on
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: over to You've got female and I think we're going
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: to start with Meghan. Meghan, what's inspiring you from the
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: world of rom comms.
• 20:53
  Speaker 11: I didn't have a whole lot of time to think
• 20:55
  Speaker 11: about this, but I'm gonna go with Julia Roberts. You know,
• 21:00
  Speaker 11: and when you think about other genres of movies, there's
• 21:04
  Speaker 11: a whole lot of dudes in there that are, like
• 21:06
  Speaker 11: you're you're doing dude heavy leads, right the rom com
• 21:11
  Speaker 11: A lot of a lot of female leads, strong female
• 21:13
  Speaker 11: leads in a rom com. And sure, a lot of
• 21:16
  Speaker 11: times the men are swooping in and saving them, but
• 21:18
  Speaker 11: come on, it's a little romantic when that happens. But
• 21:20
  Speaker 11: also you've got some strong female characters there. And like
• 21:23
  Speaker 11: at the end of a Pretty Woman, when he says
• 21:27
  Speaker 11: what happens when he, you know, saves her? Then then
• 21:30
  Speaker 11: she says, she saves him right back, and really she
• 21:33
  Speaker 11: saved him more than he saved her.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: In that movie, I think, yeah, who.
• 21:38
  Speaker 11: Saved too, Yeah, she definitely saved him.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I love that, and a very on brand answer for
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: your team name as well. Sometimes I get things right,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: how positively adulicable.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: I did want to just point out that he did
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: call you crazy and stupid earlier, and I'm just like,
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: I didn't love that for you.
• 22:00
  Speaker 9: It we'll talk about it later.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: But I didn't.
• 22:03
  Speaker 9: I didn't love it. I didn't love it. I could never.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: I would never. I would never call you either.
• 22:10
  Speaker 9: I believe you.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Oh. I can feel the wedge being driven. It's very physical.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, at first we thought my marriage was in trouble,
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: but I think I agree.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: All Right, dude, what do I know. I'm just a
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: nerd with overalls and glasses.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: I've got to play into what you're saying, So stop it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: That's fantastic, Meg and Julia Roberts a great muse. Uh,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: you got one of a national treasure? Is that wh
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: jul America's sweetheart? America Sweetheart thewetheart. That's that's the phrase. Okay,
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: So audro what's inspiring you from rom comms? Please don't
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: divorce me.
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: I I love Valentine's Day. I love I love, just
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: love the vibe of it. And I like conversation hearts.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: The like of them.
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: So I made little press on nails for myself that
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: have little.
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: Conversation hearts things.
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: But I didn't want to put the standard things on there,
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: so it was a little sassy and it's like one
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: eight hundred no or like instead instead of cutie pie
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: it's cutie by then then I got I got to
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: the end, and I was like, shit, I am not
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: clever anymore. So the last two just say piss hog.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Is that your nickname for Matt?
• 23:45
  Speaker 9: One of us has gotta be the piss hog.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I'm the piss hog.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: H That is a fantastic use, incredibly creative. I always
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: love when people bring in their muses, and that is
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: right there on you. I've got to say, though, this
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: is the rom com episode. Is there is there that
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: has conversational hearts?
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: Well Coms have strong women making choices, whether they are
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: right or wrong.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got me, You got already. You have to
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: fish the sen Sorry you got me?
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, push it. Piss hug Adre.
• 24:26
  Speaker 11: I would never every five minutes for the next hour, Adre,
• 24:33
  Speaker 11: I would never hug any piss.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: Just say no, honestly, honestly, that's a mark, like like
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: a down vote.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Well, teams, I'm feeling very inspired and somewhat insulted.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: But if we're already, should we play some games?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Right, teams, Let's hop in that carriage for a romantic
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: ride around Central Park and ignore the horrible smell coming
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: from that horse as we snuggle up into Round one.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Round one is called You're Listening to NPR.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: It's the interview based guessing game where our players will
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: take turns embodying the role of an iconic rom com
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: actor sitting down for an interview with a soft spoken
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: public radio host. It's a podcast first and foremost. That
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: radio hosse will be placed played by their teammate. They
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: will then have two minutes on the clock to conduct
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: an interview with the rom com icon, who will also
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: be on the shore to promote a really specific project.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: After the two minutes are up, it will be up
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: to the interviewer to guess the rom com actor, their
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: partner is, and the specific project they're promoting, which we'll
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: get to in just a moment, but for now, Audrey,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: you're gonna put headphones on first.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Can you hear us at the moment?
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: What is anything? What's happening? You just follow the instructions
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: of the song. No, you don't, don't, Yeah you go.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: She can't hear Okay, So Meghan is going, Meghan, you
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: are Meghan. You are going to take on the role
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: of Sandra Bullock. But what is Sandra Bullock promoting? Peakin
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: prov audience is a project other than a film that
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: so it could be a product, a project, something that
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Sandra Bullock's up to. Okay, I I like I like laution,
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: but I want to mix it. So we're gonna say chicken,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: chicken grease lation.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Perfect.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: So that's she's promoting chickens.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: The game Master and the piss Hog.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we're gonna remove order. Meghan? Do you Meghan?
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Do you know who you are?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: And you know what you're promoting, Chicken grease lotion, Chicken
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: grease lotion. Okay, we are gonna move remove order from isolation.
• 26:53
  Speaker 9: I was damning. We can tell yeah, yeah, a lot
• 26:57
  Speaker 9: of very clear instructions.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: What is that song? We'll find out.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, So a few minutes on the clock, Audrey, you
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: are conducting the Soft Spooken NPR Interview. The interview will
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: be over when you hear you're listening to NPR.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Well, we said that are really American, like.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: They don't hire English people. I've tried. Okay, are you ready?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Time starts now. It's so good to have you on
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: NPR radio. I've seen so many of your films. What
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: what what would you say was one of your favorites?
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: One of my favorite films.
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: Yes you specifically that you have been in.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh well, probably my favorite one that I
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: did was The Proposal.
• 27:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yes, and phenomenal.
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: And the reason I loved it so much is all
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: that chicken that we that we ate. Uh and then
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: and then was I not supposed to say that, I.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Say, tell me more about it? Were you synonyms from?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: Okay? All that poultry, all that poultry that I ate?
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: And then you know what, we didn't even need napkins
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: on that set. We just we just went ahead and
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: rubbed it in. Oh the.
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: This is It's so good to have you here. I
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: am quite a I'm a foodie myself. I typically consider
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: is there was there any special preparation to this chicken
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: that made it so special?
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: What made it special more was the fact that there
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: were no napkins and we just made it an amazing
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: discovery because of a little mistake that they forgot to
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: bring them to the set, and we just realized how
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: great they were for our skin.
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: Oh, I have I have noticed you have? You do
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: have incredible incredible hands. That is that due to the grease,
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: If you don't mind me saying of the chicken. Absolutely wow,
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: And are you planning on marketing this?
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: I definitely am. Yes, that is.
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: Oh, it's such a wonderful benefit to our listeners. Are
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: there any specific sense that you have in mind?
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: The scent of miss congeniality?
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: Is that, honestly one of my favorite scents.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: You're listening to NPR Okay, fantastic interview support public radio.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Uh odra. Do you know who Megan was?
• 29:35
  Speaker 9: I think she was Sandra Ballash.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: She was indeed true great movie knowledge. And do you
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: know what specific product Sandra Bullock was on NPR to promote.
• 29:45
  Speaker 9: Chicken grease hand cream.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, dam.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: So that's that is going to be too points for
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: You've got female great stuff. We're gonna move on over
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: to when Johnny met Stephie still the best team name.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Sorry sorry, and we are gonna put Steph in headphones.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: It was to save us running back to doing the
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: like la la laughing backstage. This is taking just as long, okay,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: So let's get some music for Steph.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Is that okay?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Volume? Okay? Steph's rocking away. Johnny, you are going to
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: be Hugh grand And what's what's Hugh Grant here on
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: NPR to promote any ideas avocados. Okay, yeah, is avocado
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: meo is a thing? Avocado plumbing isn't a thing. Plumbing
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: for mayonnaise, Okay, We're gonna go with plumbing for mayonnaise,
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: whatever that is. Okay, I think Steph. Steph's rocking out.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Johnny you know who you are. Yeah, you're Hugh Grant. Yeah, yeah,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: and you are promoting.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: What I was fixing my hair.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, plumbing for mayonnaise. Plumbing for mayonnaise.
• 31:08
  Speaker 9: That was awesome.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: We have two minutes on the clock with Steph conducting
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: the interview for MPR.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Your time starts now.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for joining us today during your
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: busy schedule.
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: The thing I want to ask you the most is
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: who is your favorite co star?
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Well, I am. I would have to say, oh, I
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, Julia was fantastic.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Was it real orange juice?
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: Of course it was. I got everywhere.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Wow, yes, yes, And that's what led me to coming
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: on your show.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: This project. It's very important.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm hearing that it's somewhere in the in the field.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Could you clarify which field?
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: My understanding, all fields everywhere have pipes of some sort.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And those pipes are carrying.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Those pipes are carrying a mixture of egg and lemon
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: juice and oil, I believe.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: And it needs to get out of there. It really
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: needs to get out of there.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's there's a clog. You're concerned with?
• 32:49
  Speaker 14: You?
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Is that?
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Is that what I'm hearing?
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if i'd call it a clog,
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: but yes, maybe more universal.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: More universal than a clog, perhaps a rain.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: Yes, clock is a good word. This is a lot
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: of clogs.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: You know you.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I'm really I'm really glad you came on the show.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: You're listening to MVR fantastic. Please don't it to public radio.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: For god's sake, steph Who are you interviewing Grant?
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Excellent? Grand He looks deeply uncomfortable.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Doesn't he always does?
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: That's true. And Hugh was promoting some kind of mayonnaise
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: delivery infrastructure.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: I like the word infrastructure. Is there a word that
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: infrastructure makes you think of.
• 33:59
  Speaker 15: Roads, infrastructure, sewer man mayonnaise sewer.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll give it to them. It's the first game.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Come on, two points, thank you. We'll take mayonnaise plumbing Okay, yeah, plumb,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: you know, plumbing for mayonnaise. Yeah yeah, Okay, fantastic. We
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: are going to move back on over to You've got female.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: You know what I think might be helpful is maybe
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: if we switched spots.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, it might be helpful for the.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: She did not do that on purpose.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, Meghan is rocking away. This piss hoog is going
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: to tell Audre who she is right now? Uh, Audra,
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: you're gonna be Reese Witherspoon, Reese Witherspoon. But what is
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: what is Reese Witherspoon promoting on NPR. Let's let's hear
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: some suggestions, some weird projects. We're gonna take crystal meth
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: and we're gonna mix it with something else. We're going
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: to take crystal meth sporks is what we're going to
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: take from crystal meth spoks. Okay, Udro, who are you?
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: I'm Reese Witherspoon, and.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: What are you promoting?
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Crystal meth sporks.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Crystal meth sporks.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: Okay, that song had instructions in it.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I was doing right.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: It's awesome.
• 35:27
  Speaker 9: It's a good one. It's a jo I don't know
• 35:32
  Speaker 9: what to say.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: It's a great sum is the top of the charts
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: in the UK for like twenty weeks straight, amazing us
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: neither here nor there.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Two minutes on NPR. Are you both ready?
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: I think so.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Your time starts now.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Welcome.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Thank you so much for joining us today with your
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: amazing presence. You look amazing. Can you tell me maybe
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: what what was your favorite maybe your your favorite location
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: to film in.
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: I just I really I loved being in Alabama. It's
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: just it just feels like home when I'm when I'm
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: in Alabama.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: So anytime, I'm.
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: And I understand you're working on a new project now I.
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: Am, and it's a little a little off brand for me,
• 36:28
  Speaker 7: but I'm really I'm I'm really.
• 36:30
  Speaker 9: Excited about it.
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: Okay, can it tell me? Tell me more about it?
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Is it it's something that you're passionate about.
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: Incredibly passionate. I'm I'm so passionate about scheduled drugs.
• 36:50
  Speaker 9: Whichever one is, like the.
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: One of the most dangerous schedules, I'm really interested in
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: that one. I just think the like shape and the
• 36:58
  Speaker 7: way the light hits it, it just minds me of
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: just gross diamonds. And so I'm just I'm just so
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: excited about a new a new, a new.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: Vessel for these Oh my goodness, Well that sounds really
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: really different for you.
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: It's yeah, it's like it's like we take my name
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: and we just make it a little spikier than it
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: was before.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think.
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: That that's and it's it's just it's such a it's
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: such an innovation, or like the way that you would
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: typically hold these these drugs just like a little a
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: little spike you normally you'd have like a bowl and
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: like a handle on it.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: But you know, you're listening to npry.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Fantastic, some some clever stuff there from what was what
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: was Reese with a stud on NPR promoting.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: Time to release crystal meth halfway crystal meth off a
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: fork eating crystal meth with a.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, we've we've done the first pass, and we've had
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: three chances. We're gonna say no to that one. It
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: was crystal meth sporks so close, so very close, but
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: just one point for guessing the correct name.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: There not even half a point for crystal myth, do.
• 38:37
  Speaker 16: You know what?
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Just so this doesn't end in a tie, and then
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: we need to invent more things to extend the shore
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: with chance even further.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Let's say half a point.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Last up in our game of public radio is going
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: to be Johnny with headphones on. Haven't even started playing
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: it yet, and Johnny started racking out.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: You caught me.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Goofba right, Okay, there we go and you can't even
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: hear that. Okay, So Steph, Yes, you are going to
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: be Matthew.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: McConaughey, Oh my Texan.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Brother, but wonderful peaking providience. What is Matthew McConaughey here
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: to promote any sitution?
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Okay? What kind of fortnight skin?
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: What's what's what's what?
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: Did you just say?
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: What's racer Roney? Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, like
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: a shitty resulta yeah? Yeah. So should we say a
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: rice A Roney fortnight skin? Okay, I love it. We're
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: gonna say Matthew McConaughey is promoting a rice A Roney
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: fortnight skin. Yeah, okay, okay, let's pull Johnny back from
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: this music zone.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Are you both ready?
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Already? Okay, Johnny the interview begins.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Now, thank you for joining Robert Roberts on our show
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: Who's Gonna Who? Thanks for coming on to promote your
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: new product.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Oh you know what, it is my pleasure to be here.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: Well, we can't thank you enough.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Tell me what's the latest project you've been working on.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Well, I've been trying to get in with a younger generation,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, and the kids are
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: always playing these video games where they're building stuff and
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: shooting each other, and they like dress up for Halloween
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: Okay, and I.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Thought, why not combine that with one of my favorite
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: things on this God's Green Earth?
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Would you pull it out of that box and pour
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: it in the bowl? Mix it with the water?
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, all.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Right, an inspired idea. What benefit will this bring to
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: the wonderful listeners at NPR.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Well, what the kids don't know is once they're wearing
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: the box, when they turn around, the box says, listen
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: to MPR kids.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: You feel me?
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: I do feel you? Good, Lord, I do.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: I knew you was a good people. Robert Roberts.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: This has been Robert Roberts with who's it gonna who?
• 41:55
  Speaker 16: You got?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Fifteen seconds? Robert Roberts.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: I don't think we're gonna get as close as we're gonna.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Get all right, all right, you want to you want
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: to call the AI. You're listening to m PR, all right,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I'm ready, Okay, Johnny, who was Steph Matthew McConaughey. Yes,
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: for a point, Steph was indeed Matthew McConaughey. And what
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: was Matthew McConaughey promoting on public radio?
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: This is easy for me. This is an easy one.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: It's basically kids dressed up like stuff. Oh maybe it's
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: this is it furries making mashed potatoes?
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: Like I said, easy, this game is for babes.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Surprisingly close in the grand scheme of things, it was.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: It was a Riserny fortnight skin Like I said, so
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: just one point there, but fantastic stuff. That is the
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: end of round one, Producer gen. Just before we get
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: to the scores, if you've seen the cute guy working
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: the tech booth tonight, he's he's cute. I think you
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: two would be great together. Oh yeah, I can see it.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: What are those scores? That study?
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: There?
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: We go three and a half.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: Wore a little bit of a ponytail headache. I'm just
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: gonna take this.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: What the hell?
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: My chances just went down? This is not going well.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: For me. Okay, we've just had our meet c unfortunately,
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: but it's time for the first date and why not
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: a karaoke bar.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: It's time for round two.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: I just remember I have to do something right after this,
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: and something's just gonna change really fast.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Oh sure, okay, yeah, absolutely, okay, while Meghan's doing that.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Round two is called parody.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Ok It's the singing based guessing game where our players
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: will have to communicate the title of a specific rom
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: com without singing any of the keywords in the title
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: of the rom com. They will communicate the title by
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: singing new words to the tune of a famous song
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: that has love in the title. And please don't sing
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: too many of the real words in the actual song.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: We can only afford these songs if we change the lyrics.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Parody style, fair use enjoy it. Okay. So it does
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: say here that Meghan is up first, but Meghan is
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: currently out of the room. So Johnny, do do you
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: mind going first?
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: Ye?
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: I mean no, I'm ready.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: It's for baby yeah.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it's perf the song I'm about to say.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: You will be changing the lyrics to communicate that rom
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: com to steph. Okay, and the song is this love
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: by Maroon five? Okay, somebody hum that for me?
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: Okay, I know it. I know that one.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, Chris, whenever you already hit hit Maroon five.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: I was going to my house and there was a
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: guy there.
• 45:51
  Speaker 17: He had really long hair. I was talking to my dad.
• 45:59
  Speaker 17: He was spraying windecks on all of.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: My booboos something or something. How does a song go?
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: Does it go?
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Up right?
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Here?
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: Great? This? Don't sing no words?
• 46:23
  Speaker 10: Married?
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Is this movie?
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Something about a twin in a pump in this movie? All?
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: There we go?
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: You?
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: Has he ever been hotter?
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: Guys?
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: I do musical improv up here a lot. That was
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: the worst I've ever done. And I'm so sweaty.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Thank you much. We're doing that. Sorry I did this,
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: but it was because you were starting to say, exactly,
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: I pan, we have to cut.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: We have to just would end the whole podcast.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, but I think there were there were some
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: clues in there.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Definitely, Yeah, Steph, what rom com was Johnny singing.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: About my big fat Greek wedding?
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: It was indeed my big fat Greek wedding for a point,
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: And I'm also going to hand out some performance points
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Johnny you weren't supposed to go first.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: I put you under a lot of pressure there.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: I have to do this.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: I mean to be kind, not patronizing. Out five points.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you four points for performance. Four points. Okay,
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: we are gonna move on over to You've got.
• 47:46
  Speaker 14: Who is?
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: She wanted to get married on Valentine's Dance. She just
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: had to change here.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Now that checks out.
• 48:01
  Speaker 9: What these things he's always referring to.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: Your dude, Matt, your marriage is going down like her hair.
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think I'm going to fight this.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: You don't like the stuff, do you? You don't like it?
• 48:26
  Speaker 9: These are my favorite? Oh my gosh.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, now, now she's better partner than I am because
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: I've never bought ordered gummy sweets.
• 48:36
  Speaker 9: I'm just lost in her eyes.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: Okay, sorry, Matt, we were doing something.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah again, If I couldn't interrupt this for a second, Megan,
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: would you mind singing as a song with lyrics giving
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: clues to a roum com to the tune of a
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: famous song with love in the title.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I get I heard I heard it back there.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, nice, It's the same premise, but just a
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: different song.
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: Sitting down and just sitting, do yes, just.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Sitting, sitting and doing sitting and singing.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Megan, if you could also come over here and look
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: at the you're giving clues to this film, okay, okay,
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: and you are doing it to the tune of Tainted
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Love by Soft Cell. Oh yeah, a song with love
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: in the title. All Right you ready, Meghan? Yeah, Chris
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: hit the music.
• 49:25
  Speaker 8: Occasionally, I'd like to sit in a cafe with you
• 49:31
  Speaker 8: and pretend that I'm having an orgasm. We've been friends
• 49:39
  Speaker 8: for so long and now I'm singing this song and
• 49:43
  Speaker 8: eventually I'm going to fall.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: In the with you and it spasim.
• 49:53
  Speaker 18: Yeah, it's an old friendship. The turns it to soak
• 49:59
  Speaker 18: them touch me please, I just want to touch your knees.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Fantastic that classic scene when they touch me.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: I love when they touch me. Brilliant performance there. I'm
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: also thinking about the touch knees part and where that
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: comes in.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: But I mean, are under this table? I don't know.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Adra what rom com was Meghan singing about.
• 50:37
  Speaker 9: This was absolutely when Harry met Sally.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: It was indeed when Harry met Sally for a points,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: and because she also did a quick change right before
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: I'm going to give the full five out of five
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: points for Meghan lovely stuff for a total of six points.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: Wait, look at it's.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Just casually throwing it.
• 51:02
  Speaker 16: Damn.
• 51:04
  Speaker 9: Okay, you're good.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: No, but we've still got forty five minutes of this. Yeah, okay.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: So next we are going to have Steph singing a
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: song which will be Love Story by Taylor Swift. Yay,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: and you are going to be singing this wrong com Yes, okay,
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: love Story by Taylor Swift.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Hitit, Chris.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know how long the intro to the Curiosity
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: song is, so I think the same. Okay, great.
• 51:47
  Speaker 18: We were both adults when I called the radio, I
• 51:52
  Speaker 18: was there and you were here.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: In your car. You heard my voice through the radio.
• 52:00
  Speaker 9: Waste.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: I said, I think my wife died. And I'm really tired.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I cannot sleep in the city with a needle, and
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sad.
• 52:15
  Speaker 15: I'm so sad.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: But you were driving and you fell in love with me.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: So you drive, I.
• 52:24
  Speaker 19: Think, to New York City and even though that's not
• 52:28
  Speaker 19: the city in the title of this movie. And I said,
• 52:35
  Speaker 19: we are so tired.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: What's that called when you can't sleep?
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: We are so tired?
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: What's that called?
• 52:42
  Speaker 19: When you can't sleep West Coast to East coast. That's
• 52:46
  Speaker 19: how the movie Ghost Tom Pinks mad cryan at the
• 52:50
  Speaker 19: top of a building.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Was incredible.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: That was so much better than mine that I'm coming
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: home with you?
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: Wait why I don't know wearing the dog hat.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: He doesn't feel worthy? Dog might not feel worthy? But
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: do you know rom coms? Do you know what the
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: rom coms that Steph was singing?
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know round comms, but steph song was so good.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: I think it's sleeplessens.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: Never seen it?
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Sorry, don't need to.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Did his wife dive?
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: Was that right?
• 53:37
  Speaker 16: Yeah?
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I think so, yeah, okay.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah breathed.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So a point there for Johnny forgetting the correct score.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: And I think I'm going to break the scale and
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: crank it up even higher and say six points.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: For that performance.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: I would like I would like to thank my best
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: friend Taylor.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Swift Yours was longer as all because she throws in
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: that pre chorus as well.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: So yeah, amazing, great stuff.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, from one queen to another queen and I
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: wish I was talking about my wife, but she'll actually
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: be singing to queen. It's gonna be crazy little thing
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: called Love by Queen. The order will be singing to
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: the tune of and would you like to come and
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: see the rom com? I guess I don't need to
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: cover these because all the rest have been done. Yours
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: is okay?
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: I say that loud?
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: Almost? Okay?
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: You ready?
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: I would like to say the last time we played
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: this game, I made one rhyme, got so excited and
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: forgot we were playing a game.
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: So that good feeling. That's the level I'm working out.
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: Some songs don't need rhymes, and that's just another level
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: of artistic license.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: It's the music.
• 54:59
  Speaker 7: This film was made based on shakespeare play. It has
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: he Ledger and Julia.
• 55:10
  Speaker 9: Styles in it.
• 55:11
  Speaker 7: I miss you, Leaguer, Oh god, I miss that guy.
• 55:17
  Speaker 7: Julia Stiles. His character doesn't like him for certain reasons.
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: She writes a poem to inform him of them, numerically,
• 55:30
  Speaker 7: all of the reasons that she's mad at him.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, fantastic singing, fantastic dancing and accompaniment, even if it
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: is some kind of mating dance for my wife. Excellent plumage. Okay, Aldra,
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: you did brilliantly. I don't know what you're talking about Johnny,
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: a musical improviser, and you did better than john It's
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: true you threw him in first I did. I threw
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Johnny in the deep end. But Megan, what rom com
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: was all you're singing about?
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: It was something I would never actually say to are
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: ten things I hate about you?
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Things I hate about you?
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: I can't think of a single thing I hate about you.
• 56:19
  Speaker 11: It's not even impliment God, except that you're married to
• 56:23
  Speaker 11: Matt and I guess I.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Think my name is piss hog.
• 56:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah, respect that his name is piss hog.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: I will respect that.
• 56:37
  Speaker 9: I think.
• 56:37
  Speaker 7: I think this is our dark knight of the soul.
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: You won't respect my husband's name is piss Hock.
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: I won't respect that he called you crazy and stupid.
• 56:45
  Speaker 9: I'm into it.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: When are you're going to be into yourself? Are are
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: they going to figure it out? Guys?
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Just before we either move on or kiss, I'm going
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: to give order five out of five points for the performance.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: So five points there plus the one points or six total.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Jen.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: That is the end of the round. Producer, Jen, I
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: know you just said you're married, but I've got this
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: written in the script. Seriously, do you see the way
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: he's looking at you, his fingers on those sliders.
• 57:22
  Speaker 20: Please Patrick, lean over a little, get a load of
• 57:36
  Speaker 20: that guy.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Jen, What are those scores? If you please?
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: All right, well.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: We made it to one point five base is what
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: that is?
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: And neck and.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Neck right, but you've got.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Is killing us.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: Very tense, very tense.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, just before the next round, I do have to
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: do a sponsored ad read. We're very lucky that we
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: have that, so bear with me. Rom Coms are back,
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: starring the King of Queens himself, Kevin James. Watch Paul
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: Blart sob his way across Italy in a film that
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: many are calling a free vacation for Kevin James. Solo MEO,
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: it doesn't grammatically make sense in Italian, but when has
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: that stopped America?
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, we're very lucky to have that, Jo, Did I
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: have the money?
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Just take that.
• 58:52
  Speaker 15: You're gonna you're gonna need that for alimony.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: Oh fantastic. All right, it's time for round three.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Okay. Round three is called red Flag, Green Flag. For
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: this game, I'm going to call on our live Peak
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: improv audience and specifically those of you who need some
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: relationship or dating advice from our panel of experts right now,
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: because that's who these four all are. They are all
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: now officially relationship experts. And I thought that was going
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: to be the case for these two, but it turns
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: out it's also the case with these two with each
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: other as well. So Panel, once we hear someone's problem,
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: I'd like each team to select a flag that I
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: have down here at random. One of those flags will
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: be green and the other will be red. I would
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: like our team to offer one minute of advice that
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: matches the color of the flag.
• 59:47
  Speaker 13: You draw.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Points are not for best advice, it's for how accurately
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: you match the color of your flag. So if it's
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: a green flag, you need to give the best possible advice,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: try and fix this person's life. If it's a red flag,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: and ruin their life in the best way possible. Awesome.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: So we are going to ask the audience if anyone
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: is feeling like they'd like to have a back and
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: forth little chat with with us in the room. Does
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: anyone have any any problem that they're facing in their
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: relationship right now?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: Or yes, front row.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 14: Yes, my boyfriend's sleep eats and all of our ingredients
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 14: for the meals that we're going to cheese lots of
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 14: different Okay, frustrated when I wake up and there's shredded
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 14: cheese all over my kitchen floor.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: And I had left.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: We're definitely taking this on.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: We'll have a couple of minutes where the panel will
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: ask you a few more questions about that, any questions
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: from the panel.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: Can you tell me what you intend to make with
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 7: shredded cheese, peanut butter and telling.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 9: Okay, it's just there.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 14: There meant to be other things and not one.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: Come.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: How long have you all been together? How long have
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: you all been together? If that's not too.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Three years?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: Congrats? What is the layout of your home?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: M You enter through the.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 14: Living room and there is access through the garage if
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 14: you're looking for that, Oh I always am yeah, okay, respectable, yes,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 14: m M.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, do you feel like you've heard you need to
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: hear about that problem or anything? Did you want to
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: hear anything more about the sleep eating?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: Is?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 9: How frequently is the occur Is this occurring.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 14: Some times a week? Though a few times a month,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 14: something creepy will happen, Like he'll stand in my closet and.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: That's what that's what I was gonna I was gonna ask.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 11: I was gonna ask if there are other sleep activities,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 11: like does he like maybe go on and and put
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 11: on one part of an outfit you were planning on
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 11: wearing the next day, or.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Any of my panties which more unfortunately, there was he
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: ever spent in my house.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 14: He sat up in bed and yelled canopy.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: That's pretty common. Actually nice, is he here right now?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 9: Okay?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: That is a that is a fantastic problem that we
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: need some advice for. But we need to decide who's
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: gonna be giving the green flag advice and who's gonna
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: be giving the red flag advice. Oh my god, to
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: draw like.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Means boring.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 9: Yes, I always.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: Am if you want to wave it while you're giving
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: the advice. So I think we're gonna hear green flag
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: advice first. So for this specific problem, you're going to
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: offer one minute. You can speak, taking turns speaking take
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: thirty seconds each. But how have you choose to use
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: your time as a couple? Yeah, how if you choose.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: To use it?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Johnny, you can speak on this. But beloved
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: partner of mine, what I'm hearing is that the boyfriend
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: is eating the essential parts of these meals. What is
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: he missing essentially in your relationship. The cheese is the
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: main part of the case of da It's the middle
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: the deli meets the middle of the sandwich, the peanut
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: butter middle of the sandwich.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: One time we were snowshing Ottawa and we were wearing
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: a good story. We were we would and find a
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: restaurant because a restaurants there, and we were totally slapping
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: ass twenty seconds and we found the meat, the meat
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: in each other's ass. And that's what I suggest for
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: you and your boyfriend.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Find the meat in his ass.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: And he'll find the meat in yours.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: All right, that's your time, and that's green flag advice.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 9: I think you know it is.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: You de great, Okay, Okay, Now we're gonna hear the
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: red flag advice for that same problem. I'm curious to
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: hear what the opposite of that is.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: Are you ready?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: I'm ready.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: Your time starts now.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: I think a good idea for you. Once he falls
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: back asleep, to grab that cheese, Grab some cheese, grab
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: some peanut butter, and the third thing meats elly meats, Yeah,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: and just smear it all over his body. And then
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: and then when he wakes up, you tell him that
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: he did that to himself.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 7: If you just start to create a deep sense of
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: distrust in himself.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 9: Then maybe it'll just shake.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 7: His sense of self so much that it'll sink into
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: when he's sleeping and it'll be like, maybe I'm not
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 7: someone who eats in their sleep anymore.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Alternately, padlocks just lock him into his room.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you would think that the padlocks would go on
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 7: the cabinets.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 9: No, lock the man, not the food.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: Yea.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: And I think I think that that. I think that's
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 7: gonna have a way higher efficacy rate. Yeah, I think
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: it's really important lock the man down.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: Yes, not in marriage, but right literally that's the time.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: Fantastic red flag advice there. Just before I hand out
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: some points for that, Amanda, how did you feel about
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: the green flag and red flag advice?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I have to consider with me.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 14: Yeah, but I like the touching story of snowshoe.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 9: I also love pressing then, so.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: I think I really like the Yeah. I think I
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: also preferred the padlock idea. I think the red flag
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: advice was a little stronger there. So I'm going to
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: say five points for you've got female and four points
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: for when Johnny met Stephie.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: They don't get us.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Okay? And also, Jen, could you hand a rom com
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: trivia book from our friend at Triviality. This is actually
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: a sponsored read for there Go Amanda, thanks for thanks
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: for helping us out. That's a book of rom com trivia. Okay,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: we're gonna hear one more set of advice. Does anyone
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: else have a problem that you unlucky in love in
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: some way? You're looking for some dating advice maybe, or
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: maybe you've been in a relationship for a long time
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: and you're looking to spice things up a bit.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, let's let's hear more about this.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: You're you're capable of being the bad cop when your
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: your dog is being bad and you don't like that.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: You don't like being incapable, so of course.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: You don't like that.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: How long have you had the dog?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: For years?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 14: Now?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 9: You have been married longer.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: It is an acquisition of your marriage.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: And this so you're you're saying that you feel bad
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: that you are forcing your partner to be the bad
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: cop to the dog.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: What kinds of things are you letting this dog get
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: away with?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 20: Well?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: At oh, so you're nurturing a toxic relationship between your pets.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Does We'll see, we'll find out. Any more questions for
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: Patrick in the back?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: Then?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, there's only one thing to do before we
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: begin the advice. It's time to swap flags.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 7: Okay, how do I feel about this new flag, this
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: new identity.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: Well, we're about to find out, because you can have
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: a minute to display it publicly in front of everyone.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 9: Yes, it's a little sorry, understand it.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: That's fine, that's okay.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: Are you ready to give your green flag relationship advice
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: to to Patrick? Okay, your time starts.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: I would love to What I think you need to
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 7: do is I think you need to practice other situations
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 7: in which are more comfortable being the bad cop.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 9: This could be.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 7: Sending something back at a restaurant or asked just asking
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: them to bring you another thing. This could be sexually.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 7: I don't know your life, but I just I think
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 7: that maybe if you make yourself more comfortable with the
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 7: concept of conflict or being the bad cop, maybe it
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 7: could trickle into some other.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 11: Areas of your life, and maybe even just a reframing
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 11: of this idea of being a bad cop. Maybe saying
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 11: no isn't really bad and there's times when you just
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 11: need to hold healthy boundaries, you know, whether it's at
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 11: the restaurant or in your marriage or with your dog,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 11: and saying no doesn't make you a bad guy.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make her a bad guy either.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very good point to end on that. That did
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: sound like it by the end, it was definitely green
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: flag advice. But the start of the green flag advice
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: was return things to service, will because make that life harder.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 7: I don't know, it's sometimes sometimes there's unorthodox methods.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: I believe it.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 7: He could get a treat anytime he says no, Like
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: if you're training her, times.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: Up right, it's your time is up?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, red flags, you're right. You're so right, babe. Okay,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: you're ready to offer advice for this situation. Yeah, I'm
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: ready time now.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: You see when we were snowshoeing in Ottawa, WI and
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: we were just going at it. I was like, Johnny,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: you should be the dog, and he became the dog.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: So I think that's what you need to do. Get it.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Get in your dog's headspace sexually.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: There was another time we were we were just like
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: right in between humps on a camel on a camel
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: in the Sahara and we were running out of and
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: was like, somebody's got to kill the camel to get
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: the water out, and she was like, you do and
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: I was like, nah, you do it, and then you
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: need to kill your cat.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: Kill your cat, and all your problems will go away.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Yea, be the dog, kill the cat.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: Beat the dog, kill the cat. Feed the beast. You
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: want to win. You're so hot, you're so hot.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 13: Orry t.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Feed the beast.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Beat the dog, kill the cat, Feed the beast.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: You want to win.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: Normally I would not condone this behavior, but you are
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: waving the red flags. Maybe I just prefer red flag advice.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give five points. So when Johnny met Steppie.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: Polite, it's way past everyone's bead so tired.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: Sorry, Steph, Yeah, sorry, I just noticed you have just
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: a little something right here. There we go, snowshoeing in Awa.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: No restaurants, but good ass smacking.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 9: We'll just have to eat ass.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: I love that this is the direction the rum Coma,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: and they keep everything so above board in most of
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: those meat out of each other's ass, and it's exactly
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: what I wanted. I'm good despite what's happening over here.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: And I'm not happy about it. I am going to
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: give four points to You've Got Female as well, because
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: it was still some excellent, excellent green flag advice. Then, Patrick,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: is your problem solved? Fantastic, Patrick, That trivia book will
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: be yours. I'm just vamping now so that Jen can
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: do math.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Another time we were snowshoeing in Ottawa.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: Yes, so the meat was in the asshole or the
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: meat no that I never said anything about it.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Spiritual meat that you find in your partner's ass right.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, now I'm following.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, it's metaphysical.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: Produce a Jen. Look, if you don't ask him out,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: I will.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 9: It seems like you're going to need it.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 16: Keeps going because they change the same amount of.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: And you got.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: It is gonna be a tense final quick fire around
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: where it can all ches.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: Were you lady in the tramping? Were you lady in
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: the tramping while I wasn't.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: Luckily Corn gets.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: They're being the dog killing the cat. I'm sorry, Matt.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: I've got to respect it because it was such good advice.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: Feed the beast.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: You want to win before we get to the final
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: quick fire round where anything can change. I want to
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: remind everyone I didn't point it out earlier, so not
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: a reminder of the mystery prize that what is in
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: the mystery box? What could it be? It could be anything,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: It could be Gwyneth Paltrow's head absolutely.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: What wow reference.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: So that's what we're playing for, which we will find
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: out in the quick fire around. But shit, it's the
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: thirteenth and you've forgotten to buy chocolates and roses for tomorrow.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: Don't worry. Romantics is open until midnight. We can all
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: go by vibrators right after the quick fire round. Okay.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: Our final quick fire around will test your broader pop
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: culture knowledge and it's called never being kissed. In this game,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: I will give our players clues to a kiss from
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: pop culture history, so the answer will always have the
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: word kiss in it, so you're looking for the word kiss.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: Those clues will be in the style of a Hugh
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: Grand monologue at the end of a rom com, So
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: just lots of bumbling. I'll try and achieve what Johnny
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: managed to achieve, which was honestly better than I've ever done.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: The British accent.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: That was my highlight of the night for sure.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Now, Matt historically in this game. Yes, because you know
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: what I want to win. Yes, but I hate cutting
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: you off because your bits are excellent. You can cut
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: me off. It's fine. I needed that.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: Thank This can all die.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: This was just all written on a twenty fifteen MacBook Pro,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: and it can just It's it's half comedy. What you
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: guys do is the brilliant thing. Well, I need that permission,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: so thank you. Yeah, interrupt me at any point absolutely.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: There is of course a classic pandemonium twist. After you
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: say your answer, you must make a kissing noise. It
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: can be any kind of kissing noise that you want,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: just really gross out the listeners at home.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: If you don't make the kissing noise within a second
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: or so, I can't give you the point. Okay, Johnny,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: that awful and excellent.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, how he kisses me. That's how you find the meat,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 6: you guys.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: Kiss It's quick fire. So you buzz in by yelling
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: out your team name. Let's let's practice that. Now you've
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: got yeah, lovely, exactly like that.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: I'm so bad at this part.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: I'm going to give you an example now so we
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: can all practice. Good Gosh, I don't remember it from
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: the Batman Forever soundtrack, But I I hope it gets
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: your seal of approval. Yes, Johnny, kiss of a rose,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: I'll say you kis like a rose. It's it's kissed
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: from a rose. But that you You're so close. But
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: you said the answer, and you made the kissing noises?
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Can we can we help our partners by making the
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: kissing noise for them?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: I think team teamwork makes the dream work. Yes, are
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: we ready for the quick fire around?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: All right, let's do this good good gosh. I don't
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: know if I could eat another. They're so fiddly and
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: difficult to unrat.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, she's kisses.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, could could gosh, Collie could could Collie?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: Gosh?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure if they still have these in a
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: post me Too world. It's one way to send a greeting.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: I suppose you just, yes, Johnny.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: Kiss a gram, kissing booth, kiss kissing Graham, kissing both.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: You had it, Yes, it's kiss a gram and then
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: you did kissing noises.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: Will take it a.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: Good gosh? That certainly is a lot of makeup, and
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: we have them to thank for glam metal. I suppose I.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: Think I don't know if they said their team name.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: But I heard Megan.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: Starting saying it was like you again. Uh, kiss the band.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: It is kissed the band, good stuff.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Just an instruction there, just kiss the band.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: I'm in a band.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: Be the dog killed cat, kiss the cat.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Good gosh. It's just a too darn hot in here,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: and yet I'm so in love. Something I imagine Cole
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: Porter was when he wrote this classic musical still very
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: forward instruction to the leading lady. I heard you got
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: female first.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: Kiss me Kate.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: It is kiss me Kate, good stuff. Good gosh. I
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: don't think you should care about whether your boyfriend minds
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: it or not. Tell me more about this Cherry Chapstick. Yes, Yes,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: I kissed a girl. It is I kissed a girl
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: by Katy Perry good stuff. Good gosh. Did they realize
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: the camera would be on them? It's my understanding. Yes,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: kiss damn yes stuff good gosh. Yes. What a mid
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: two thousand's blast from the past. Uh, perfect for the
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: age of this very panel. One of Robert Downey Junior's
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: comeback movies. I think it's about acting or crime, or
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: possibly both. It's a very specific movie from two thousand
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: and five. There are only so many things with kissing
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: the title, No, not this one. No, it's kiss kiss
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: bang bang an You remember that.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: Iron Man?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, good gosh, that that is an iconic bikini and
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: her name is far from the most offensive thing about
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: this James Bond movie lazily named after a Jack Niel.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, Dre, her name is Kissy Suzuki.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they go kiss good stuff, good Bond, goiral knowledge. Yeh,
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  Speaker 2: good gosh. Another musical that had a movie version out
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  Speaker 2: last year that nobody went to see. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: it's in the Marvel franchise. Peter Parker isn't present in
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  Speaker 2: this picture.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Johnny miss v Yes, Johnny, A kiss of us
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  Speaker 4: is because of a spider spider kiss one more.
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  Speaker 2: Word, spider woman's kiss of a spider woman good stuff,
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  Speaker 2: good gosha a warmongering psychopath. Golly. He escalated the Vietnam
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  Speaker 2: War and got hundreds of thousands of civilians. Yes, Henry Kissinger,
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  Speaker 2: there was a horrible kiss. Good gosh. A children's book
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  Speaker 2: about raccoons. How adorable. It's used to help children under Yes,
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  Speaker 2: Johnny kiss kissing hands. There was too long before the
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  Speaker 2: kiss noise. I'm sorry, I can't give you the point.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I can't give you the point. No, no
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  Speaker 2: one's getting the point, and now quick before the buzzer?
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  Speaker 2: Good gosh, could it be the thing we've been building
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  Speaker 2: throughout the entire plot of this movie genre that maybe
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  Speaker 2: our two lead characters will finally touch lips and wrap
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  Speaker 2: this whole narrative into one wet little bow. You better
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  Speaker 2: hope that doesn't happen.
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  Speaker 5: Was that a hint for this?
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  Speaker 2: That's that's the that's the clue of what this? This is?
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  Speaker 2: What's this?
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  Speaker 9: You've got? Female?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Ordre, the final kiss. It is the final kiss
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  Speaker 3: in a rom Good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Congrats, And that's the buzzer that I will add in post. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: before we get to the final scores, I'd like to
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  Speaker 2: thank our players. You've all been absolute sweethearts. But that
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: might just be the sugar from the Coco and the
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  Speaker 2: white Claw. Before we get to the final scores, let's
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  Speaker 2: talk about Team Up. Steph, Johnny, you have designed a
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  Speaker 2: superhero t TRPG from the ground up that has a
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  Speaker 2: podcast that folks can listen to. What's Team Up? Where
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  Speaker 2: can people check it out?
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  Speaker 4: Team Up to Superhero t TRPG where you can build
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  Speaker 4: a superhero of your dreams. It's really exciting, really really fun.
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  Speaker 4: You could also do a whole campaign about romantic comedies
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  Speaker 4: metaphysical meat. Yes, or ask me, you really really could.
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  Speaker 4: It's very fun. It's very open ended.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: You can buy the game on our Patreon, or you
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  Speaker 4: can just listen to our podcast, which is the Team
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  Speaker 4: of Placial podcast. It's anywhere you listen to podcasts, productions,
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  Speaker 4: motherfucker stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I will put links to it in the show notes.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone should be listening to Team Up. It's a fantastic
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  Speaker 2: actual play. Johnny designs it, Steph performs on it. You
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  Speaker 2: both do fantastic work. Thank you, Thank you for making
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: Audra feel less, we feel less alone. Making podcasts is
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: a couple of.
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  Speaker 15: Times I'm gonna be I'm so sorry, I'm going to
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  Speaker 15: be so alone alone podcast.
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  Speaker 4: We should bring him, we should bring him home, come
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  Speaker 4: home with us his hug.
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  Speaker 3: I'm team asked me and also Megan, Steph, Johnny.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry if Mike game did not show it off
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  Speaker 2: in the best possible way.
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  Speaker 3: But you are all tuned.
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  Speaker 2: Titans, which folks can check out at the Peak and
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  Speaker 2: Prop Theater, tell us all about two Titans.
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  Speaker 3: Tell the listeners at home.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a fully improvised musical. We've got a live musician.
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  Speaker 5: Johnny does much better when the music isn't stuff that
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  Speaker 5: he recognizes. Yeah, when it's just chords from a guy
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  Speaker 5: on a piano or a different guy on a guitar,
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  Speaker 5: he's a genius. Yeah, he stops shaking your head. No,
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  Speaker 5: we all know it's.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for being nice. I was so bad I
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  Speaker 4: won't come to the next show. I promise.
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  Speaker 5: He's fantastic. The whole team, very very talented team. And yeah,
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  Speaker 5: we make up some wild musicals, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can listen to a lot of those
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  Speaker 2: musicals on the Peak and prof Theaters podcast, which I
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: will also put a link to in the show notes
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: of this lily Pad production lily Penn Productions. Yeah, showing
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  Speaker 2: out the company that I keep forgetting I own. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: do you support all of our players? We have a
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: Pokemon show happening on March thirteenth. This time next month,
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: we will be giving away around two hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 2: dollars in Pokemon prizes thanks to a very generous donation.
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  Speaker 2: So thank you, Jen. That's gonna be Oh, that's gonna
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: be a wild show, just like this one was. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you so much for coming out. Give yourselves a round
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  Speaker 2: of applause. Okay, let's get to those all important final scores. Jen,
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  Speaker 2: I'm running away with your husband, mostly because I have to.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to that one of us.
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  Speaker 16: We'll just like kiss at the teams have stayed are
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  Speaker 16: kids and kids or lips and lips, whatever you want
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  Speaker 16: to say, truly that point five?
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  Speaker 5: Wait, I want to say something. Look, I'm just a
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: girl sitting next to another girl asking her to love me,
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  Speaker 5: but knowing that real love knows when something else is
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 5: better for you. And I really think it's it's this
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: British guy over here, this log hog. He can have
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 5: a place for you to live and a warm bed
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: for you to sleep in. Cats and just listen to
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: the way he says your name, say your name real quick?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, did you not just melt whenever you
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: hear that? That's just it's beautiful. And so I'm just
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna get out of the way and let true
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: love take its course.
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  Speaker 7: I've learned and I've grown so much through our time together.
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  Speaker 7: And I don't know if I if I I would
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  Speaker 7: know how to love this deeply without this experience.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you. Let's go piss hot.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so there's only one thing left to do.
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  Speaker 2: That's the hand You've got Female, the mystery prize, Charles,
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  Speaker 2: could I could I borrow your wonderful arms.
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  Speaker 5: To hand the.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely Thank you so much, Charles. Okay, let's let's find
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  Speaker 2: out what you've won. Let's find out what you've got?
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  Speaker 2: What have you got? What have you got?
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  Speaker 7: It?
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  Speaker 2: You've got?
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  Speaker 6: Male?
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  Speaker 2: This has been pandemonium. Thank you so much for coming
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  Speaker 2: to see us live. Give yourselves a round of applause
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: if you had a good time tonight. The best way
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  Speaker 2: you can support us is by subscribing to our podcast
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  Speaker 2: feed and checking out our back catalog. Make some noise
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  Speaker 2: for producer gen on scores. Give it up for producer
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  Speaker 2: Chris in the booth. Thank you so much to the
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  Speaker 2: Peak in prof the So this has been a lily
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  Speaker 2: pad production for iHeartRadio and the Internet.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you and good night.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: And there it was the live edition of rom COM's
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't that such a blast? I mean a part of
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: me hopes piss Hoog doesn't stick around, but ah, those
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  Speaker 2: performers are amazing. The Peak Improv Theater is amazing, life
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  Speaker 2: is brilliant. You know who else is amazing? Our executive producers,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: and here is their rom com themed special shout out.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: A huge thank you to my favorite lovers, Ash and Adam,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: and to Justin Doddberg. I've heard he's a bit of
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: a lothario. I don't really know what lothario means. It's
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: just a word i've heard, but I think I think
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: he is one. I believe in miracles. Where are you from,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: you sexy thing? Aaron Randolph, You sexy thing. Derek and
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: Taylor are my favorite rom com couple. They've got movie
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: style goodlucks and they're already in the third act. They're
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: already together. It's perfect. Kristin Farley has so much love
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: in her heart and it's so apparent. I was so
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: lucky that I got to meet Kristin this winter and
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: the Minnesota heartthrob Troy Davidson Colorado Springs. Missus you, Troy.
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  Speaker 2: We love you like Harry love Sally. Thank you to
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: all of our executive producers for their continued support at
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  Speaker 2: We'll be back in a couple of weeks with a
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: brand new Fandemonium. Until then, Choose Love pis Hog signing off.
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  Speaker 1: This has been a lily Pad production.
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