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Flash Bomb: The Flash Box Office Flop & Indiana Jones Temple of Doom · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  I've worked out my new kitten is trying to hunt me and sucks at
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  it I thought you were going to say hunt you and suck you yeah I was disappointed with the
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  finale as well welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy
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  but yeah so she'll hide at the bottom of the stairs with her eyes poking over the
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  top of the stairs so she thinks she's really well hidden but I'm at the top of
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  the stairs and can see down and can see her entire body yeah I don't have the tell her I
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  can see everything I just don't have the tell her she's not good at it so I'm still in
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  Vermont as you no doubt notice if you're watching do you have a Vermont cat or do
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  you take your do you take your Rhode Island cat to no we we brought pets up
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  because we knew we were going to be here for a longer period of time and Grim the
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  little black cat now just lies at the top of the stairs don't call it
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  that he lies at the top of the stairs which I'm like that's it just he just
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  doesn't give a [ __ ] about us at all he's like I know trip over me I don't give a
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  [ __ ] that's yeah um in my mind Grim is still a tiny little kitten I assume he's
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  a fully grown cat now he is is small like he even it's funny actually because
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  Atlas the other cat is small right compared to normal cats Grim is smaller than
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  him yeah yeah in my head he's which is why he's um he's very um food aggressive
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  I think because he was a runt oh sure you had to fight for what he needed you
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  know why you look me when you said that offended you don't know where I'm
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  looking yeah I do more the
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  Afterparty look some stuff's happened this week um that I want to talk about
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  um okay first off I started watching Silo good call Matt that show is
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  excellent I finished watching I watched the finale keep watching yeah I've got
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  two more to go yeah I'm gonna start watching it tonight because I things
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  that scene where they've got to get the boiler fixed in a certain period of time
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  was one of the most tense things I've ever seen in a TV show yeah it's really
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  good it like like little just gives you little crumbs you know every episode
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  gives you little crumbs and you're like what is going on here it gives you just
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  enough because I've just recently finished the second season of from uh
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  which is also very good and I enjoy it very much however it doesn't give you
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  any [ __ ] crumbs like at the end of each episode it's just like guess what
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  but you still don't know anything so it's it's it's nice to know that because
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  the clues are left for you you know the writers know where this is going yeah
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  and the fact that it's already been there's already a second season coming
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  so you know you're not going to ref and it's based on um based on some books I
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  think short now we gonna be tempted to read ahead no see that's I it's I can't
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  now I'm too invested in the show like yeah I don't want to I don't want
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  anything spoiled because I like I I like the way that it's it's doing this agreed
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  all right I will start watching tonight and I'll let you know if I like it does
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  sound like I'm going to like it I would be surprised if you didn't at this point
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  it's very good yeah it's got It's got shades of Fallout shades of just you
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  know um it's just good Sci-Fi kind of got lightsabers there's no lightsabers
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  there's no's no pretend there are barely anything plugs in in fact they have a
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  torch Tim Robbins in it Tim Robbins is great in it Tim Robbins is everyone's
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  good although um yeah yeah uh Rebecca Ferguson is that her name Ferguson her
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  accent a bit she she slips in and out of her accent sometimes sometimes she gets
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  a little bit Emerald is again but uh she's doing pretty good sometimes you
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  got to let stuff go otherwise finding stuff make her performance is great it's
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  just thoroughly unlikable like you know what I mean like she goes out of her way
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  to to make you know that her character is disinterested in everything you want
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  her to do in the show you know yeah and uh but she's a miserable character but
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  just in a in a great way yeah very good it's very compelling awesome I watched a
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  movie with uh one of the actors from this s just coincidentally we have to
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  talk about it right now but uh we'll get to it I'm sure we we can there's nothing
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  stopping us okay well I don't have a whole lot to say I don't even know if
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  you guys have seen it but I could just for some reason no I can tell you why on
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  um are you familiar with the one bag Movement we don't have to go deep into
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  but so is this a shopping center thing no no no it's like just you know
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  Airlines charged through the ass for baggage and stuff like that so there's
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  movement now to just try and get everything you can into a personal item
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  but when you're traveling particularly domestically correct you just take the
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  minimal amount of [ __ ] you need that kind of stuff and
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  somebody in the in the that's a movement there's a movement based on this
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  now yeah there's a subreddit called one bag and somebody in there started a
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  thread about Jack Reacher because oh
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  sure the character of Jack Reacher travels only with what's in his pocket
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  and he just stops in at a um you know a like a secondhand store and gets new
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  clothes when he needs them and then Dums the old clothes in the bin to donate them on mhm
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  and I was like oh that sounds interesting he has one set of
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  clothes at any given time corre at any one time any given time correct every
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  time he needs to change clothes he literally jettison that article of
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  clothing corre replaces it yeah he has his passport and he's ex-military
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  policeman and he came back from Iraq and that's just what he does now he travels
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  on buses because it means he doesn't need a driver's license or any
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  particular idea he's got his passport which is expired he uses that and it's I
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  was like that sounds quite interesting so the that I watched the movie it's
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  it's actually the first time does sound interesting I think I've seen this I
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  remember liking it it's is it Ralph mcar the guy's doing
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  all the mission Impossibles now it's him and Tom Cruz right he directed
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  Christopher MC right Ralph MC that's it Star Wars arti Star Wars concept artist
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  you're right good point so so that I was like okay that's
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  also interesting anyway so the plot of this film is Tom Cruz plays Jack Reacher
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  he's an ex MP who who um busted this
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  sniper in Iraq for shooting a bunch of civilians cuz he didn't get to shoot
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  anybody while he was over there oh so have a bit of fun before he went home he
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  like I want to kill someone while I'm here they busted him in Iraq and then
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  this there's a mass shooting in uh I forget the state but anyway and then
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  this guy gets busted for it and then all he writes on the piece of paper is get
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  me Jack Reacher and then he gets put in lock up and they beat him up and he gets
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  put into a coma Tom Cruz turns up and he's like yeah I don't think this guy
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  did it and then he goes from there pretty good okay okay
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  very seen this but none of this rings a bell maybe I'll have to give this he's
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  upset at Jack for busting him he's going I want dra to Pro he just knows he'll
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  figure it out because he busted in and he's honest and will do the right thing
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  yeah yeah yeah he said yeah I think he says I don't yeah the point is that he
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  knows Jack Reacher will just get the truth yeah okay also based on a series of
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  books right yes correct y yep not the first book like the fifth book okay or
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  something right yeah but they're independent I mean guess that's like
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  James Bond right yeah Dr was arbitrarily picked as the first one well this guy
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  literally just travels around America on buses and gets involved in [ __ ] I
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  guess Tom Cruz that is gets yeah gets so so he's like the 18
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  or Kung Fu
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  or but anyway the guy from the sheriff
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  from Silo is the the first sheriff
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  correct is sorry spers remember you
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  can't spoil anything for me okay got two episodes to
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  go he's in this movie anyway and that was just a coincidence I was like that
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  guy looks familiar I was like oh watch's pretty cool actually I
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  enjoy scenes that feature him I'm trying not to say yeah yeah good
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  actor okay I just yeah wasn't sure if you guys seen Jack I don't think we' ever discussed
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  it no and like I said I I thought I'd watched this but nothing you said Rings
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  any bells so maybe I'll give it another go I'm looking forward to uh the new
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  Mission possible um I don't know what it's like over there but the the the ads
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  for it here are literally just shots of Tom Cruz running and the words Mission
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  Impossible that's all you need that's all he does in the movies it that's all
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  people need to get in there I watched that very long promo of him doing that
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  bike stunt watch I want to see that he'll hold on to things he will hold on
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  to things yeah he'll do he will um I might even do a little
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  marathon before I watch this because I'm I'm not going to go see this at the
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  cinema so I might watch all the rest I found Jenna hasn't seen any of
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  them and so I was like I mean there's a lot of them all good in their own way
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  even two is good in in in its way no
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  interested not good at all I just oh
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  really I do not care for Tom Cruz oh
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  man at all oh I just I have not seen any in the mission possible there's nothing
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  that really did you watch Maverick I watched Maverick Maverick was good
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  I think that was going back to when I I sort of did like Tom Cruz it's these new
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  stuff I'm not a fan of last year mate I gonna say [ __ ] H I know I watch since
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  then that has pissed you off he's gone back to his like his 80s like that was
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  his 80s stuff I quite like that all right it just doing another mission it's
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  Mission Impossible just just never really I didn't love Maverick as much as
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  rest of the world seemed to in the middle and then it got me back at the end
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  sure also you live in America Matt and I think you have to be American to really
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  appreciate it I still like they still they stick with the thing that they did
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  in the first they do not say who the enemy is yeah because America it doesn't
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  matter who the enemy is America's gonna win it could be anybody we'll get them
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  don't worry except for the North Vietnamese well I don't think they're
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  worried about beating North Vietnam it's it's who else would Jo fight I mean I
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  mean that's the one enemy they historically
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  yeah I mean if they would to do it now come on D it was just the Fourth of July
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  what are you bringing that up for yeah yeah America I noticed they're not going
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  to the Ukraine though are they World Police they're like sort that [ __ ] out
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  of yourself we're giving them we're giving them stuff apparent I don't want
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  stuff mate we don't have to talk about that yeah I've got a lot of respect for the
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  people in Ukraine because we're still making games
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  [ __ ] yeah yeah they are they're making some good games yeah yeah they are
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  they're making some great games honestly they're dark as [ __ ] but they're
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  excellent but I love the Russians are
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  still shadow of Shob what's
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  the oh it does too yeah um all the Russian houses that are bringing out
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  games now though are saying here's a game we're russing uh please don't hate
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  us we're not affiliated with stuff that's going on yeah I know that's we
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  when we saw little we went to little big the other week which is a band that was
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  originally from Russia they live here in the US now but they made a point early
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  in the show to mention that they do not support the war yeah yeah yeah I mean
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  we're already at the show so yeah I'm sure I'm
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  sure the foot soldiers in Ukraine right now are not a bunch of artists and game
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  developers are they no well some of them are unfortunately I really Oh you mean
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  the no no okay I'm not I'm not saying the
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  brave ukrainians defending their home I'm with you sorry I'm with you now
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  yeah all right let's get it off world politics because we are not good at it
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  yeah all right um well I mean I'd love to stay on movies if we can because I
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  watched a [ __ ] great movie this week called Indiana Jones in the Temple of
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  Doom that is and uh Matt I know you watched this
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  recently um and this is probably the one that at least recently I've seen the least
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  because I think when I was a kid I watched it a lot but then as I grew up I
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  always remembered this as the worst of the three and so I just kind of even
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  when I was younger I when I would watch them I tend to go to Last Crusade or I
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  disagree now I disagree they were of two
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  of the on I head towards this is so good um and I was thinking I was trying to
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  put myself in the frame of mind that if I'd seen Raiders of last AR in 1980 when
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  it came out and had waited four years for a sequel and went in to see this how
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  would I feel and I got to say I would not be disappointed I mean Raiders
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  changed the way that we looked at action movies and and you can't hold sequels to
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  that same standard right you just can't it's unfair too so putting that aside
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  this is the most solid sequel I think of any [ __ ] film except maybe Empire
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  Strikes Back right like it's just it
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  goes here's another one right one ex
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  ramped up to 11 but there's a cple of things that I noticed in this that I never noticed
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  before and I certainly never noticed as a kid number one it is implied heavily
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  that Indiana Jones tried to rape somebody's wife and they were gonna cut
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  off his dick what is it there's a scene where he says the Prime Minister the
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  prime minister in India says to him wasn't a sulan going to cut off your
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  head for what you did to his wife and he goes no it wasn't my head and he goes
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  your hand then and he goes no it was my and he looks down at his lap looks back
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  and goes misunderstanding no I I I I I don't
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  think he I think he's just replied that he had sex with the wife that's it not
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  well it was his misunderstanding so I assume that meant he thought she wanted
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  it no I'm thinking it's a misunderstanding that he didn't I'm
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  pretty sure Lucas would have pitched it that way yeah it was ass Sultan's wife
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  I'm pretty sure he knew she was married yeah but I'm I'm pretty sure it's not a
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  misunderstanding that he was attempting to rape her I don't sorry to be clear I
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  don't think he was he thought it was rap I think he was coming on to someone who
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  didn't want it and was unaware because he's a
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  scoundrel I don't know I I have a hard time even thinking that I think it's he
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  was getting along with her quite well I don't think she saw it that way I
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  think that's what he's you take the whole Mar and Ravenwood how
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  how old was the Sultan's wife SM yeah if they said Sultan's daughter I'd buy
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  it um but there's something else that was painfully obvious to me in this
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  watch that has never occurred to me before and I think it's because this is
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  the first time I've watched this movie as a father right so short round is in
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  this movie it is the only character in any of the films including the women he
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  has sex with that he shows genuine love intimacy and affection for there are
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  scenes where he's asleep and short is tucked up into his like chest asleep
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  with his hat on he never shows respect like that to any women right it's only
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  this young boy like they have a fatherson relationship right yeah yeah
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  this is a prequel to Raiders of the Lost
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  AR ra is 1936 this is 1935 it is one
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  year before right right it starts off India is in China and they heavily imply
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  that he has been in China for a very long time he speaks fluent Chinese which
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  you could really only do when you live there he has short round who he said has
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  been with him since he was very young and he has a Chinese bodyguard in the
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  first scene who says he's been with him for many years right so I think we can
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  assume by the evidence that he's not based in America he's lived in China for
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  a long time right interesting okay when when him and short argue they fly into
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  Chinese which is very cute although IND Chinese is is very bad but it's it's
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  very cute that they do that mind but we know from Context that one year later
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  India is Living in America short round's not there so it all falls apart in one year
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  we also know there's one scene where Short Round says to the elephant he's
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  riding on I'm going to take you to America when I go you'll be my pet and
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  it's this throwaway line that's just a cute thing a boy might say to an animal
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  that thinks it's his pet but what it shows us is that Short Round does
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  believe he will be taken to America by Indie one year later Indie is living
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  back in America Short Round is not there so what happened to him so I've
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  also thought about that and I thought they've now left China but without
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  wanting to do you they fled in in the night right ended up in India sure I
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  think because of the altercation he got into with the Triads he's probably can't
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  go back to China and he obviously didn't take the time to get an American visa
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  sorted for Short Round so he has to leave and I I assume that Short Round
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  just got sent back to China to live on the streets again I can
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  see there there's stuff in the comic there's comic books around him but
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  that's not canon yeah right that he went on to become an adventurer himself but
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  yeah no it's what happened to him yeah I
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  mean recently and I didn't even notice any of that stuff just occurred to me
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  this is a prequel where is this guy now
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  this son this adopted son so that's the thing though because I I just watched it
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  without watching the others I didn't even coton on the fact that it was was a
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  prequel it was just Indiana Jones movie well I I always forget that this time
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  because I just see they're just movies to me they're not one after the other
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  because you don't need to watch one to enjoy the other at all certainly not
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  certainly not except that the Nazis were more prominent in the later two than
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  they were in the yeah well because they were they were a hit I guess but still
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  you could have made you could set Temple after that and it still would have made
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  total sense people didn't like Temple when it came out they were like yeah
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  we'd like to see him like to go back to yeah well I think people weren't that
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  specific I think it's people were just like we like the first one better we
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  don't know why and the studio went make the third one exactly like the first one
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  it was like Highlander 3 is essentially Highlander the force awakens yes the for
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  yeah yeah A New Hope too a newer hope one other thing I noticed on my
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  temple rewatch and I think I mentioned this to you guys at the time that I
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  definitely didn't pick up on this when I was a kid is when Indie watches the
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  first ritual and then everyone leaves and he goes down and he gets the trunk I
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  know what you're going to say he's got him in his bag about to leave and he
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  turns around and then he just hears the Wailing of children yeah and he goes
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  screams [ __ ] and then he looks up and there's literally just the skins of
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  children children FL and displayed up above and I couldn't believe how
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  gra yeah same very implicit that's why he decides
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  to go and do something about it yeah because the thing is and this is what I
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  love about this movie and because it's a prequel to Raiders he hasn't learned any
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  of the lessons he learns in Raiders right like in Raiders he learns all this
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  hum stuff he doesn't have yet he's just a psychopath in this one and at one
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  point so if you if you remember Luke he's in this impoverished Village and
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  they've said there's a castle near here who have stolen a sacred Relic from us
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  that was giving us life to our crops and stuff Y and then he we want you to go
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  and get it then he literally says to Short Round that night we're going to go
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  and get this and he said why to help the village and he says no because it'll
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  make us rich and famous like he yeah forunate and Glory he has no
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  intent to take that back to that Village and
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  uh yeah also Harrison Ford incredible shape in this movie yes and and they
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  display that by tearing off most of his shirt this was Peak Ford
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  Absolut yeah yeah sequence and all that kind of stuff yeah
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  yeah I know right yeah that rope Bridge sequence is so good it is Classic Cinema
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  and and there's a lot of Classic Cinema in this movie like him entering the the
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  Shanghai nightclub in the white tuxedo and all of that you know it's all good
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  yes it's the Bond movie yeah the the boat out of the plane is no different
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  it's no worse or better than the fridge yeah 100% there i'
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  never the fridge speaking of the fridge I don't have a lot to say about I tried to pop
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  Crystal's skull on he tried here we go I I couldn't I couldn't I got up to I got
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  up to the just the first bit in the um Hanger 18 sequence and then when he
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  first starts you know goofing around and
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  I was just like no the this the actually literally the bit I turned it off was
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  was when he swinging around off the lamp and the trucks are crashing into each
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  other and then he ends up in a truck that he's driving and he smashes through
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  some boxes and it ex they all just explode in like a CGI cloud and I was
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  like no not now not wasn't in the mood a shame it is a shame they I still stand
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  by if they made that exact script but made it in the 90s
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  yeah that's kind of stereotypical complaint to make but it genuinely like
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  I watch it and I'm like nah the other the other big complaint that I have
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  about that movie is Kate blanchett's character and I don't think it's her
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  fault because she's got nothing to to play with very Sil but if you look at
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  but she's just one-dimensional like if you look at bellock who's the the
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  antagonist in the first movie he's so layered he's just an archaeologist who
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  just wants the [ __ ] Arc same as Indie but he's just being paid by the na
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  instead of by the Americans they're so similar the fact that their characters
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  are foils of one another is what Mak that anist protagonist relationship
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  interesting there's none of that this is just a
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  psychopathic Russian like General who just doesn't like Indie with a bad
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  Russian accent see that didn't even bother me because the the bad French accent from
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  belloc is is not really any better than than her bad Russian funny I know he's
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  supposed to be French and I know his accent's terrible but I don't notice it
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  because that's just what bellock sounds like yeah exactly same with John ree DAV
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  pretending to be Egyptian no one questions it because the characters are
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  so well out I think there not Egyptian I don't even know when we were I don't
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  think so I think he's British when we were younger we were more forgiving
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  about movies now we're old know I didn't know any better we don't and that's just
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  what it is but now we know better it's but that's not right look at the opening
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  of Temple of Doom look at it now and I'm like that's a bit racist and and you
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  know at the time when I was a kid I was just like oh they just eat weird [ __ ]
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  cool that's cool I like that yeah yeah I noticed you know when Willie is singing
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  with the Chorus Line and she's singing in in Mandarin which I assume she's
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  dubbed because her Mandarin is actually very good in that sequence um all the
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  Chinese women she's dancing with are white women with black wigs on yes and
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  it's like could you not find 12 Chinese dancers for this scene that's
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  interesting I it would make it would sort of make sense if like during that
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  set that time if they were performing that in America and it was meant to be but this
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  is you could you could have L into something there it could be that this
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  was like a western themed Club because Willie being the star act maybe that's
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  what people went to see yeah okay because all the other extras all the
• 25:49
  extras in the in the who are at the club are Chinese yes yeah the club
• 25:56
  Obi-Wan Club Obi-Wan yeah got to get that there just briefly one
• 26:02
  other thing I there was a YouTube video I saw this week
• 26:05
  about Soderberg did the black and white re-edit of Raiders I'm sure you I was
• 26:10
  like Dan would have seen this already it was about just about how he had done
• 26:13
  that and it showed a few clips from it just he basically he took Raiders
• 26:17
  removed all the audio put it in black and white and then just put some of the
• 26:20
  Trent res attakus Ross stuff that they did for you know movie background score
• 26:25
  you know that stuff they released early on that anyone could use some of that
• 26:28
  behind it and it he showed some clips of it and it actually genuinely made me
• 26:34
  appreciate the the blocking that Spielberg does es especially in those
• 26:39
  movies like even just just like a little like he showed some of the really the
• 26:43
  obvious examples like there a very famous scene in Last Crusade where it
• 26:47
  opens on they in Berlin you see the Nazis burning the books and everything
• 26:51
  and then it just pans across and then you see the bike there so you go oh they
• 26:53
  made it and then it pans over a bit more and you see the legs of the Nazi guy
• 26:58
  being drag like oh he's beating up a Nazi and then you see him walk out and
• 27:01
  he's wearing a uniform and it's like that was one shot and just cover so much
• 27:07
  they they made it to Berlin they dropped the bikes off he beat up a Nazi guy and
• 27:10
  now he's in a Nazi uniform like covered but then even there is like a
• 27:15
  little one in um Raiders where they're in I think it's like at salah's house or
• 27:19
  something and then the camera follows the little kid bringing the food in and
• 27:25
  I've never really noticed that that's what it was doing before but through the
• 27:29
  scene it's all it's all yeah yeah and it's all blocked just like yeah it's
• 27:33
  just so good yeah and the Crux of the scene old man translating an inscription
• 27:38
  on the the [ __ ] headpiece to the
• 27:43
  star yeah but the way that he just set all the SC up is just genius I didn't
• 27:48
  appreciate it because I watched it when I was a kid and I didn't give a [ __ ]
• 27:50
  about that stuff when I was a kid so when I rewatch it now I don't notice
• 27:53
  things the way even as a kid you may not have understood it but you still enjoyed it
• 27:59
  sure yeah they also this points it out where it's like look what he's doing
• 28:02
  here it's like oh yeah that's because there's so much in that scene too
• 28:05
  because there's a kid that kind of brings you into that scene but there's
• 28:09
  also the kid puts down the dates the guy comes in puts [ __ ] poison on the
• 28:15
  dates and leaves yes and then the kid thinks oh did I leave the door open and
• 28:19
  go and goes and recloses the door like yeah you know that all of this tension
• 28:25
  is is happening but not only that it's all efficient right because even as
• 28:29
  that's happening and you knowing that you see that's happening but there's
• 28:31
  other stuff happening too and it's just like it's just so efficient it's like
• 28:34
  you know he can get in one scene what would take he doesn't do that
• 28:38
  anymore yeah I know there's none of that in in in uh Crystal Skull one who who
• 28:45
  started doing that well was Ed gay oh sure yeah I can remember um what
• 28:50
  was the cop one oh Hot Fuzz huz when he's going when he's going from the city
• 28:56
  out to the town There's A Train and he's waiting at trains and he's looking at
• 28:59
  his phone and every time you see the phone he's losing bars on his phone and
• 29:03
  when he gets there he's got no signal and it's just sort of showing that he's
• 29:06
  going out but it's just a great scene but they don't do that anymore there's
• 29:10
  nothing wrong is there it's that hot is
• 29:15
  hilarious it's clever it's like well shot everything it's just great and if
• 29:19
  it wasn't a comedy if it was just a cop procedural it would also still just be
• 29:24
  good yep like it's so good
• 29:29
  that's why [ __ ] one thing you don't have a big bushy bushy
• 29:35
  beard we call them the
• 29:42
  Andes the fact that every he goes
• 29:47
  yeah and then back in man it makes no
• 29:51
  sense good that um not Roger Moore what's the what's the other James Bond
• 29:57
  AC in that Timothy doton is like the main suspect in that and they're
• 30:02
  standing looking at a [ __ ] something's on fire I can't even
• 30:05
  remember what they turn around and then he rolls past in his car and he's got
• 30:10
  [ __ ] burn it down playing as he comes
• 30:12
  past like lock me up I'm a slasher of
• 30:18
  prices so good if you haven't watched or watches I guess these days if you
• 30:24
  haven't seen hot FES [ __ ] watch Hot FES so good no it's it's a great you shot your gun
• 30:30
  in the air and yelled ah no I've never shot my gun in the air and yelled
• 30:37
  ah he thinks he's Judge Judy and executioner but he's not Judge [Music]
• 30:44
  Judy so could that's got an Oscar winner in it
• 30:50
  now Olivia Coleman oh of course no one saw that
• 30:56
  coming that'll be me to
• 31:01
  night murder Mitchell and web it's not
• 31:07
  piss lumps from that sketch where um David
• 31:14
  Mitchell's wearing a burer oh yeah it's too much isn't it and then he takes it
• 31:20
  off and he's in black face under it face i' never been questioned for it up again
• 31:26
  well I think yeah we'd have to go into it but I think it's it's done you know
• 31:31
  he's yeah he's he's yeah he's clear the but of the joke somebody asked uh
• 31:38
  somebody asked Dan akroy recently um how he feels
• 31:43
  about doing blackface in trading Place star of Temple of Doom star of Temple
• 31:48
  yeah also doing a fake accent um how he felt about doing blackace you
• 31:54
  know all those years ago in uh in training places his answer was well I
• 31:59
  couldn't get away with it now of course not I wouldn't want to do it now could
• 32:03
  get away it now they get me for it now they get me those people they'd get me
• 32:09
  the aliens the aliens and the ghosts oh God I can't
• 32:14
  listen do yourself a favor right go go to YouTube at some point type in Dan
• 32:20
  arroy or Blues Brothers live show and
• 32:24
  watch that [ __ ] dance he is and amazing
• 32:29
  dancer Dan like he's incredible I doubt
• 32:34
  he's quite the same now I also doubt that but maybe if you only know him from
• 32:40
  the 90s onwards like there was a time when when he was a referred to as the
• 32:45
  skinny one out of two Blues Brothers yeah I used to have a lot of respect for
• 32:50
  him now he's just a nut he's insane I was uh can't watch him sit
• 32:55
  there and tell that story with a straight face about how all that scene
• 32:58
  in Ghostbusters is based on the time a ghost actually tried to suck his
• 33:03
  dick and he's not joking but but the thing is but then when pressed on it he
• 33:08
  can't give you any details other than there was an impression on the bed next to me like
• 33:14
  okay from stop talking Danny stop talking not you
• 33:20
  Dan right yeah I don't want to buy you vodka and I don't believe ghosts are
• 33:25
  sucking you off VOD right has brought vka yeah that's true it comes to Crystal
• 33:31
  is all right I was playing um the first
• 33:34
  space Quest this week Sierra yeah just had some Nostalgia for thatan encounter
• 33:40
  yeah that is a great game it's a great game because it is very quintessentially
• 33:46
  Sierra in many ways but it's also quite unique in other ways too like you just
• 33:50
  Die For No Good Reason well that scene in the start where you're trying to
• 33:54
  escape from the ship that's got itself self-destruct and there's a countdown if
• 33:59
  you it's just pointand click stuff but if you don't do it in a certain time the
• 34:04
  ship just blows up and you're dead like I can't think of any other Sierra game
• 34:07
  that has like a time limit like that police Quest you had to get your stuff
• 34:11
  out of your locker before the briefing began but that was that was it I think
• 34:15
  the meanest game that they ever did was King's Quest 3 which is the one where
• 34:20
  you are the Wizard's apprentice and because he'll disappear and then come
• 34:23
  back and you don't really know when and yeah exactly he'll just kill you it's
• 34:27
  like that was a big that was correct yeah um this this is a little bit like
• 34:34
  that I'm I'm saving new saves usually when I play them I just save over the
• 34:39
  same save make sure you pick up that piece of glass yeah yeah that's right
• 34:45
  yeah yeah back when game because actually that's a way you can soft lock
• 34:49
  this one too because if you go across that little rocky bridge too often as in
• 34:53
  more than three times it will crack it collapses and then cannot get that piece
• 34:58
  of glass and you literally are just stuck cannot proceed there how
• 35:04
  enjoyable just wasn't it in in um Ken Williams's book he said they made more
• 35:09
  money off the manuals the hint books than the actual G wouldn't surprise me
• 35:14
  actually yes I do think some of that stuff's intentional yeah like but the
• 35:20
  reason I brought this up was because at one point you go into the Cantina and
• 35:24
  there's a Cantina Band playing it's clearly a ripoff of moss eisy the um the
• 35:28
  jiz Whalers not a joke that's what they called um but if you go out and come
• 35:34
  back they're gone and it's the Blues Brothers doing a set
• 35:39
  oh that's nice yeah is that you playing the the VGA remake or the original no no
• 35:46
  no interest in that yeah the OG's got
• 35:50
  the little BL okay that's cool yep quite Advanced it sounds condescending but I
• 35:56
  mean that it's actually quite an advanced thing pull in a game that early you know an
• 36:01
  early yeah yeah I mean I guess these
• 36:06
  these games set the tone for what all of these games were going to be
• 36:12
  like um although it's got It's kind I don't know when I was a kid I expected games
• 36:18
  to be funny and now when games try to be funny I'm like don't try to be
• 36:22
  funny some video this week about um
• 36:27
  millennial writing in games these days
• 36:30
  which is this trend where they can't even just a standard line of dialogue
• 36:36
  just you can't they can't just deliver a [ __ ] piece of dialogue it's there's
• 36:39
  always got to be some ironic joke or some pop culture reference and it's like
• 36:44
  just right [ __ ] normal dialogue yeah yeah what I found funny
• 36:49
  I've been we were just talking about Mission web I've been I got an audio
• 36:52
  book of the MIT sound which is basically their show but just audio book and it's
• 36:56
  still funny that sounds amazing that's interesting seeing the scene because of
• 37:02
  just how well Monty Python used to do that they used to release their shows as
• 37:05
  records with just audio sketches I've seen some of the scenes and I know what
• 37:09
  they are but even without it the just the dialogue is amusing is enough yeah
• 37:15
  yeah oh that's coolx Bandit and Angel
• 37:17
  Summoner on there oh yes yeah see it
• 37:23
  yeah one summoned Angel be other to be a
• 37:31
  mix so good um have
• 37:37
  you guys I mean either of you might have seen this and Luke I think you might
• 37:41
  find this genuinely funny Matt you might find this ironically funny but at one
• 37:46
  point in the 70s a and Wells and listeners if you're playing the drinking
• 37:49
  game yes I'm talking about a and Wells again a Wells a Wells on your desk there
• 37:54
  as you speak is um a
• 37:57
  decided to make an English comedy right
• 38:01
  so he he made one episode never add as far as I know it never got picked up but
• 38:08
  you can watch it Tim Brook Taylor's in it um it's got a fa that guy that plays
• 38:14
  blowfield is in it um it's it's pretty
• 38:19
  funny it and it is it is like the sped up bits like the guy from Halloween
• 38:23
  Donald no no no no no the the other guy who plays him not him the act play there
• 38:29
  several blow Fields yeah what does Donald suland anyone thinking uh you're
• 38:33
  thinking of Donald Pleasants Donald Pleasants that's that is what I'm
• 38:37
  thinking of yeah yeah uh who is excellent but not him not him the other
• 38:41
  one uh blowfield the other blowfield also not Kristoff Waltz I was gonna say
• 38:47
  Kristoff Waltz been about five but sure um it's called oneman band if you want
• 38:53
  to search for it and it is probably on YouTube I'm thinking it is on YouTube
• 38:57
  Let me let me find it I'll tell you the exact name that it's on
• 39:02
  YouTube so yeah I've start see a few of these like old one episode sitcoms that
• 39:08
  never sort of made it out like hail I'm
• 39:12
  home what was that one the the pilot that they made Ben Stiller made it and
• 39:17
  it's got Owen Wilson is the jack lightning and Jack Black Jack and
• 39:21
  lightning yeah yeah lightning and Jack one of the two yeah yeah but yeah it's
• 39:27
  Jack Black and uh Owen Wilson his best friend and he gets killed and his soul gets
• 39:34
  transported into his motorbike and they have adventures and it's [ __ ]
• 39:40
  hilarious but that must be made as a joke that was never going to be a
• 39:45
  series I think they made a pilot oh Dan muted himself by accident
• 39:51
  yeah there he is um when you watch that
• 39:56
  now heat wav Jack it's called heat waving Jack heat wav Jack that's it yeah
• 40:01
  there's this bit where Owen introduces it and he's sitting in front of all his
• 40:06
  Awards his Emmy Awards Oscars and stuff and he's like he's like I this to
• 40:10
  whatever Network and they didn't think I was going to be a big enough star to to
• 40:14
  drive this vehicle youed and
• 40:20
  Jack Vision in Jack yeah and it's Owen Wilson as the voice the bike yeah yeah
• 40:27
  we got there in the end cuz it is on YouTube right well search heat vision
• 40:32
  and Jack and then search auson Wells onean band London swinging London uh
• 40:39
  there's a 15 minute clip they're shorter Clips but the the full thing is 15
• 40:43
  minutes it's pretty
• 40:49
  funny have you seen the final cut of
• 40:52
  that ad the one that went to air no no I
• 40:57
  of that is is actually in it it's just shots of him and then he's dubbed over
• 41:02
  at the end it's amazing
• 41:08
  awesome um before we move off movies The
• 41:12
  Flash is set to lose $200 million for
• 41:17
  water Brothers it is the biggest flop in superhero movie
• 41:22
  history Brothers no no it was
• 41:27
  so them the movie Losing $200 million is
• 41:32
  how we forgive Ezra Miller is that my understanding so Ezra Miller has come
• 41:38
  out this week apparently there's a restraining order keep keep quiet ORD so
• 41:45
  now well the then so so they've come out and basically Ezra Miller saying that
• 41:51
  they were um unjustly and directly targeted for people basically these
• 41:56
  people just wanted Fame and Fortune and
• 41:59
  glory and uh and uh as a result of that
• 42:05
  it caused a lot of trauma which spiraled I presume them out of control and that's
• 42:11
  why all that bad stuff was happening so it's not his fault that he threw a chair at a
• 42:17
  woman he threaten them with a gun in their own home I mean I've seen a video
• 42:21
  of him literally just choking a fan for no apparent good reason that's not their
• 42:25
  fault I'm not would be a good reason be a good reason go and choke a woman well
• 42:30
  I mean perhaps if this woman had attacked him in any way other than being
• 42:35
  very nice and asking you know or just fan Girling over him or sorry them and
• 42:41
  uh anyway anyway they've been uh allowed to
• 42:45
  talk again now so I guess well it's probably one Brothers said find the
• 42:50
  movies out is doing [ __ ] say what you want well they're probably is that a
• 42:53
  quote man is that a direct quote yeah one of like the other movies out you can say
• 42:59
  whatever you want cuz you're never going to work with us
• 43:01
  again well it certainly doesn't look like there'll be any more Flash
• 43:05
  movies because here's the thing this is this is the timeline of events one
• 43:10
  Brothers started making this movie in an atmosphere where people were really
• 43:15
  soured to war Brothers DC superhero movies to begin with
• 43:20
  right then to make that worse Ezra Miller went and committed a whole bunch
• 43:25
  of crimes then they finished the movie and everyone said this movie is so good you'll
• 43:31
  forgive his crimes yeah yeah and everyone I mean this had everyone waited
• 43:36
  on it and said this is it's not what you think it's so good then it came out and
• 43:40
  everyone was like what is this garbage don't care don't care honly I
• 43:45
  think the best thing that James gun can do is just a full-on reset just start
• 43:49
  from scratch if he's gonna be yeah well he also he he was he's he's
• 43:56
  quite good being yeah I guess is the word because he was intervie this week and he said
• 44:01
  that the that I think someone was talking about the Flash not doing well
• 44:05
  and he kind of pivoted the conversation sty what he ended up saying is that
• 44:09
  superheroes these days aren't really about the characters they' lose the
• 44:13
  characters and in the kind of you know interactions between people to become
• 44:18
  these big grandio stories but no one cares about any of the people it so sure
• 44:23
  and then so I'm wondering if that's what well it's interesting because I think if
• 44:26
  you asked Zack Snider he would agree with that but he would tell you that
• 44:30
  that's on purpose because Zack Snider thinks that superheroes are our gods and
• 44:34
  that we should worship them whereas whereas Kevin fige for example thinks
• 44:39
  that superheroes are just like us and they say funny things to one another
• 44:44
  well that was the thing that I always personally liked about Spider-Man as a
• 44:47
  character was that it was he was a kid I was like you know like Superman when I
• 44:53
  was a kid wasn't particularly interesting to me see he was was to me
• 44:57
  but for a completely different reason so I totally agree with you on the
• 44:59
  Spider-Man front like he was interesting because it was a [ __ ] kid going to
• 45:02
  college trying to get a spider and be Spiderman I did get bitten by a
• 45:08
  Spiderman that's right he's Aid going to college trying to get laid Yeah trying
• 45:12
  to get laid and keep down a job and go to class and also be a superhero like
• 45:17
  that's interesting but it's also interesting that a man comes from
• 45:21
  another planet and is so perfect that he doesn't know how he fits in like
• 45:28
  but Pi the Nuance of that kind of yeah you just thought it was cool that he could
• 45:33
  fly yeah right yeah no look I am it's on the torrent but it's still just shaky
• 45:38
  cam I'm I'm I'm can't wait okay I don't think you're G to be waiting long for
• 45:43
  this to come to streaming services I really don't I think set sale just just
• 45:47
  so you're aware has it okay
• 45:51
  good um speaking of speaking of not waiting long by next week I'll be able
• 45:57
  to give a full review on um the dial of Destiny because I have my tickets for
• 46:03
  tomorrow o do you listener Grant and I have decided we'll watch it so that you
• 46:09
  don't have to that is also not doing too well from what I hear so it's not just
• 46:15
  every single review I've read has said exactly the same thing which is that
• 46:20
  opening sequence where you see young Indie is amazing please give us that
• 46:23
  movie and as soon as that ends and this movie begins it's boring
• 46:28
  yeah okay so I'm hoping that's not true I'm hoping I find something in it that I
• 46:33
  I mean I'm an old man now I I'll watch an old man Indie you
• 46:37
  know I saw a minor spoiler but I was like w that's not a huge spiler so it's
• 46:44
  fine I'm not gonna say what it is just in Cas doesn't know but I can tell you
• 46:48
  if you want I know I know spoilers but I fairly out there at this point there's
• 46:54
  someone in this movie that I didn't know was in it and now I know he's in it oh
• 46:58
  it's like not even a huge surprise who is it yeah you can I don't mind should I
• 47:04
  just say all right just don't want to know that Karen Allen is in this movie
• 47:10
  oh okay okay not a huge part though or at least her remains well I don't know I
• 47:16
  don't know I don't know anything about I just know that she's in it because I saw
• 47:19
  an article that said her and other one kept it a secret and I was like yeah
• 47:22
  were you [ __ ] yeah that's right yeah yeah um
• 47:27
  but not shil buff no one's heard any shil buff news heard that I will say it is
• 47:34
  explained is it oh it is explained they step over his corpse at one point I'm
• 47:41
  not saying anymore I'm just saying I stand by it I think he was decent he was
• 47:46
  he was certainly not what ruined Crystal Skull and like I said last week I quite
• 47:50
  enjoyed Crystal Skull this time around I no mat was a terrible character and
• 47:55
  no he didn't go to school but he's super smart
• 48:00
  still the other thing I and this is read immedate pointed this out and I can't
• 48:05
  not hear it anymore in the Crystal Skull there's that scene
• 48:10
  where mat asks him they're like at some dig side or something like that and they
• 48:16
  fight the the native guy with the blow dart and they blows blows
• 48:21
  back that all happens and then he
• 48:25
  um the other way yes the poison be on thep don't don't think about it too much
• 48:32
  doesn't matter but M says to him you're a teacher and then in the film Indie
• 48:37
  says the line part time part time yeah part time but in the trailer there's an
• 48:44
  alternate cut where he says part time and it's way better right interesting I
• 48:50
  can't every time I yeah like I I think of that movie I just think I I he dry
• 48:57
  delivery of that line isn't it because an odd choice to choose that
• 49:02
  take yeah like versus that they had it in the trailer and it was it it it
• 49:07
  worked and then they broke it in the movie it's weird
• 49:12
  H wonder why maybe I'll go see it this weekend one thing that I don't like
• 49:16
  about that movie and I'm sure they're going to do it in this movie too because
• 49:19
  clearly it means they didn't understand their own joke you know how Indy's real
• 49:26
  name is Henry Jones Jr right yes yes but everyone calls him Indie everyone calls
• 49:32
  him Indie in the three films we've seen except at the very very end of the third
• 49:38
  scene his dad says his actual name is Henry he just gets called Indie in
• 49:42
  Crystal Skull just as many people call him Henry as Indie and it's like no no
• 49:46
  no no just because they're friends doesn't mean they would call him Henry
• 49:50
  he still introduce himself as Indie in fact if anything the friends would call
• 49:53
  him by the name he wants which is Indie his dad yeah even his friends don't know his
• 49:59
  name is not Indiana and that Indiana was the dog yeah only the Salah thinks
• 50:05
  that's hilarious when he finds out at the end of The Last Crusade after
• 50:08
  they've known each other for presumably years Salah then started calling him
• 50:12
  Henry that would make sense but just the fact that his colleagues at the uni call
• 50:17
  him Henry instead of Indie is is that's that's that's not what would happen
• 50:23
  Marcus calls him Indie and they're best mates you know like at the uni I could
• 50:29
  understand but we've had precedent that that doesn't happen because Marcus doesn't do un
• 50:34
  Marcus hear me out at the end because his dad's G no yeah Henry that's the
• 50:39
  dog's name maybe he didn't Chang all right I'll Henry
• 50:45
  to yeah I would agree with you except that in this movie it's not that nuanced
• 50:50
  because clearly just that the writers thought people that are really close to
• 50:54
  him should call him Henry because that's his real name hold on no people close
• 50:58
  will use your nickname that's how life works yeah yeah especially if you
• 51:04
  specifically ask not to be called that in fact it's more likely that strangers
• 51:09
  would call him Henry not realizing what say on his passport for
• 51:13
  example yeah yes if everyone called him Indie but then there was a scene where
• 51:17
  he went through a port and somebody was like Henry is like y sorry Henry or they
• 51:22
  would just call him Dr Jones which is what they people call him because his
• 51:24
  name is Dr what Short Round calls him yeah yeah his
• 51:31
  [Laughter] son abandoned who he left for de who apparently doesn't have a name yeah did
• 51:38
  they mention his name no I don't think they do um there's
• 51:42
  a time where he actually says this is Mr
• 51:47
  round like like his name is Short Round but I don't I don't know my guess is
• 51:53
  that it's a Chinese name that sounds like that and that's he calls him but
• 51:58
  they never explicitly say
• 52:01
  that um let's have a look we have no he is known as Short
• 52:07
  Round not one word h oh there's a cat there's a cat
• 52:14
  there is a cat with no tail oh
• 52:20
  eaten that's what happens if you're hungry oh Jesus
• 52:27
  sometimes Luke says things that sound like threats but aren't that was a
• 52:31
  threat it was don't HT remind me he just reminded me that the other thing I
• 52:36
  forgot to mention about Jack Reacher is that um Vera Herzog is the villain in it
• 52:40
  no okay I definitely haven't seen this is there a sequel maybe I actually his
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  own fingers off in something else
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  maybe maybe is there more than one Jack Reacher yes there's two of them one's
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  got Kobe smolders in it the the woman from um
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  oh mother does that sound familiar yes that does sound familiar so maybe that's
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  the one I saw maybe I saw the shitty sequel maybe not directed by uh
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  Christopher mccy or Ralph mcari no any sets designed by Ralph mcari because
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  that could be cool don't know I don't know if he's doing I don't know if he
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  said design from Jack racher would be that cool unless he got to do what he wants
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  just offices and things yeah broke my heart that he couldn't draw in his later
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  life because he had Parkinson and His Hands Shook and he he couldn't draw
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  properly he's such a great you'd see those interviews with him as his hands
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  would just be shaking and you'd be like that is breaking my godamn
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  heart not just because I want more drawings from him I know call back well
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  it's just he that's what he enjoys exactly that's who he is take that away
• 53:55
  from someone yeah yeah that's bro I've always thought if I lost my hearing that would be a
• 54:02
  that' be a pretty intense issue for me see I like music but if I went death
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  things would just be calmer for me honestly I I could tune 90% of what I
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  hear on a daily basis out and be happier I can't imagine not to listen to music
• 54:18
  that's I mean just be like that be weird yeah I wouldn't like that it be
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  like like if I got my cut off man you know well it's funny thing like when
• 54:29
  you're young like that indicts the most important mising but now you had a
• 54:34
  choice if you had a choice losing your hearing or losing your dick what are you
• 54:38
  picking oh yeah don't do
• 54:43
  that can if I lose my hearing can I hear through my dick no oh I lost my sense of
• 54:50
  smell oh you did did I tell you this did I metion so you pick just just bre just
• 54:56
  briefly just briefly but yeah I noticed I was eating and I was like isday
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  planned like um say that out loud and Jenna's like [ __ ] you you no it was a
• 55:06
  pizza it was pizza from the place you should get pizza I was like it's not
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  very good pizza tonight it's weird I can't like this isn't very garlicky on
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  the garlic bread and I was like on man I can't [ __ ] smell anything wow and
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  then yeah and if so facto can't taste
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  yeah got you bad yeah it did I was re listening to last week's podcast and i'
• 55:28
  had forgotten the story about the wheels and I was literally walking the dog in
• 55:33
  tears of laughter just thinking about you going [ __ ] I'm thirsty but I got
• 55:36
  these wheels instead of legs stupid it's funny now but at the time
• 55:43
  reminded me when I had at the time I was like what am I gonna do like it was
• 55:49
  harrowing when I was 16 I had man ninja cockle and um I had that fever where
• 55:56
  feel too hot and too cold at the same time that's that's how I knew things
• 55:59
  were really bad but I hallucinated during that time too cuz at one point
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  and I swear like I know this didn't happen because how could it but this is
• 56:08
  as much a memory as any other memory I have of that time I was lying in the
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  hospital bed going [ __ ] I'm bored I'm just G to fly out the window and so I
• 56:16
  flew out the window and I flew over penth for a bit down to the river and
• 56:21
  back around and then back through the window of the nepan hospital back into
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  my bed and I was like okay cool that was nice thank God that was early in your
• 56:28
  mind and not uh I didn't go out the window true true I remember when I got
• 56:34
  my staff infection like um I was had like a very very high temperature and
• 56:39
  yet dick thing not a dick thing I got just sta infection got a very very very
• 56:45
  bad infection stiff infection and yeah like a temperature of like 42 degrees
• 56:49
  which is not fun oh wow that's cooking brain temperature yeah that's not good
• 56:54
  that's why I'm as smart as I am now H what is St actually don't know I've
• 56:59
  heard that I don't know from uh from Jiu-Jitsu I believe I believe it's just
• 57:04
  like a it's just a very super bug when men's sweat rolls on you it's like a
• 57:09
  super bug that's all I know right that you sort of get from when I don't know I
• 57:13
  really don't know I should look up the stuff I've had I got it from a
• 57:18
  misunderstanding yeah you wrestling people not at the time staff
• 57:25
  infection staff infections are caused by bacteria cause staff
• 57:30
  caucus they most often affect they go away their own no that's not what I had
• 57:35
  wink stefler cus I don't know what I had that sounds like a fake
• 57:40
  Romanus I didn't have a skin thing I was in hospital for four months after I got
• 57:45
  that Jesus jeez oh yeah that that knocked me around when you get sick you
• 57:51
  get sick yes like when people get un CR when people noral people go on crutches they
• 57:57
  go on crutches for like four to six weeks but I go on crutches it's for 10 years
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  Jesus yeah true true true
• 58:08
  story um just F get off movies I've got one
• 58:13
  article made me laugh this week it was about um is Robert England in interview
• 58:19
  didn't make me laugh it made me a little sad so the headline is that Robert
• 58:24
  England is ready for Freddy crw to be recast for potential Nightmare on El
• 58:28
  Street reboot and the first my first thought was they've already done
• 58:33
  that yeah and I guess he just doesn't remember that that happened literally
• 58:38
  already did that 10 years ago yeah and I didn't mind that movie I mean it was all
• 58:44
  right it was okay like it wasn't I didn't mind it like it
• 58:48
  was it was one of those remakes that's super polished where the original was
• 58:54
  super unpolished but didn't the heart of the original I think what they did in
• 58:59
  the this one that s of remake is they
• 59:02
  went more into the the the origins of
• 59:06
  Freddy about how he was yes they tried to make him a well-rounded
• 59:12
  character it's the same as when yeah they do mention they do mention in the
• 59:16
  original that he was he was a pedo and the the fam the parents killed him yeah
• 59:20
  but it was a mention this and that he that that this was his
• 59:26
  favorite girl and yeah but I just me it's like he he
• 59:33
  doesn't know he either doesn't know what has forgotten for Texas chains remake did
• 59:39
  that too where they kind of oh he's abused as a child yeah Rob Zombies Halloween did
• 59:45
  that a bit too oh it did yeah Michael Myers because the thing about Michael
• 59:49
  Myers was that in the OG he yes he didn't know anything about him he just
• 59:55
  he was when he was a kid he St his sister and then he was in the mental
• 59:57
  institute and he's just evil mhm and then the Rob Zombie one he's you know
• 1:00:03
  tortures animal he's an antier it's like he's like an actual like psychopath
• 1:00:09
  person and it's like AER quite the same yeah that's right yeah he's not like I
• 1:00:14
  mean still they want you to have certain sympathies but then at the same time
• 1:00:18
  that doesn't make it interesting when you're running away from him and he's
• 1:00:21
  trying to kill you have you seen that um that all black the point he's just
• 1:00:25
  there's nothing that was the point of him in the original it's not a person
• 1:00:28
  even it's just a thing that wants to kill you yeah anyway sorry there's a
• 1:00:32
  movie I wish I could remember the name of it but it's it's a slasher movie but
• 1:00:36
  everyone's Black And the tagline is they can't all they no we can't all die
• 1:00:44
  first I'm gonna find what it is hold on hold
• 1:00:49
  on blackening the
• 1:00:52
  blackening blackening [ __ ] hell
• 1:00:58
  oh one more piece of movie news apparently Russell C is upset people
• 1:01:02
  keep asking him about Gladiator 2o and he have to tell him I don't know
• 1:01:05
  anything about it I'm not in it died in Gladiator spoiler I died my
• 1:01:12
  character is [ __ ] dead I had heard and correct me if I'm
• 1:01:17
  wrong but didn't Nick Cave right the sequel and it's about Maximus going to
• 1:01:22
  Hades is that not no this is Ridley Scott's doing a movie
• 1:01:28
  that's set years later I think he does mention what links it then and Russell
• 1:01:33
  Crow says Russell Crow says that but then he's like but I only know that
• 1:01:38
  because that's what's out there like I'm not in I'm not part of this yeah yeah
• 1:01:43
  yeah and and also I don't think I've seen Russell Crow these days he's not a
• 1:01:49
  gladiator he's more of like an emperor type character now yeah mate you are this close to
• 1:01:56
  being Uninvited from the ory he's craving the Hunter's dad he's
• 1:02:01
  Hercules's dad he's craving the Hunter's dad he he only does Accents now
• 1:02:08
  yeah do accents what was that movie where he plays just a dude with road
• 1:02:13
  rage that was excellent there's a movie is in that I keep mean to watch the
• 1:02:18
  Pope's Exorcist yes a doen accent in that one I want to watch that yeah yeah
• 1:02:24
  good point yeah hey I'm going to exercise of the Demons I think my sister
• 1:02:28
  saw I might ask her about it cuz she she she really likes horror movies so okay
• 1:02:34
  she'll let me know if it was if it's worth watching or not
• 1:02:41
  yeah so you guys uh you guys on threads no I'm not on threads we are the
• 1:02:48
  podcast is oh oh no I don't take me off
• 1:02:52
  it so you know Twitter's having issues obviously talked about
• 1:02:58
  that that someone's running it into the ground now apparently The Story Goes
• 1:03:03
  Instagram or you know you know Mark Zuckerberg owns meta owns Facebook owns
• 1:03:08
  Instagram owns all that stuff apparently in the works they had this thing called
• 1:03:13
  threads which is based it uses the Instagram database and all that kind of
• 1:03:18
  stuff it's basically Twitter but it's tsion of and they were
• 1:03:23
  kind of sitting on it because they're like well you know we don't should put
• 1:03:26
  Twitter out when Twitter already exists except now they're like [ __ ] let's
• 1:03:30
  release it and so it it came out I think
• 1:03:35
  yesterday or or the day before and uh everybody's moving over because it's got
• 1:03:42
  an advantage over all these other new Platforms in that you're already on
• 1:03:46
  Instagram yeah you don't need a new account it's got that that that hurdle
• 1:03:50
  that everybody has is that everybody was on Twitter to get them on a new platform
• 1:03:54
  you got to get everybody to leave cuz you need all your friends to be on there
• 1:03:57
  they're already on there okay yeah interesting look I'd be more likely to
• 1:04:01
  get on this than on Twitter except that as recently as yesterday I went through
• 1:04:06
  and deleted any of the Doom scrolling apps off my phone yeah okay on my home
• 1:04:11
  screen on my phone now I have my actual contact you know WhatsApp email teams um
• 1:04:17
  pornh Hing I have the photos and then I just have positive time wasters like the
• 1:04:21
  Kindle app you know so I I need to pick up my phone and just read something I
• 1:04:26
  can read an actual book I don't just scroll I even deleted Reddit you know
• 1:04:30
  what I mean because you could say that that's the more positive of the Doom
• 1:04:34
  scrollers but I still just Doom scroll so yeah that's fair one thing I sort of
• 1:04:38
  Saw interesting recently about sort of the whole Twitter thing is a lot of the
• 1:04:42
  other social media platforms will pay social media creators to do stuff on
• 1:04:47
  there like YouTube Instagram like there's a way that they will pay you
• 1:04:51
  they will pay you money to do stuff Twitter is a no you pay us to post on
• 1:04:56
  here and we might promote talking about how he wants to do that but it's not
• 1:05:00
  happening the other thing the people like Twitter used to give free access to
• 1:05:06
  the API and as everybody knows they pulled that right because it killed all
• 1:05:09
  those apps off and then but then companies that were like well I guess
• 1:05:12
  we'll Pony up and pay for it have said they got better service and better
• 1:05:17
  uptime on the apis when it was free than they do now when they're spending half a
• 1:05:23
  million dollars a year on it because there's no one there to support it the
• 1:05:26
  [ __ ] is going like how they fired everyone how is this sustainable yeah so
• 1:05:31
  I don't know it's just not not looking great for them and I
• 1:05:34
  feel like if any company can like maintain a service like that it's
• 1:05:40
  [ __ ] Facebook yeah like they've got the resources for this yeah so I don't
• 1:05:46
  know speaking of I don't post on social media so I don't know that we'll have
• 1:05:51
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  long you get a hug that's right not allowed to put that
• 1:06:24
  in the in writing though not I promise very specific many I've met quite a few
• 1:06:29
  of our listeners and they have all gotten hugs from me if they
• 1:06:34
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