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BECOMING A DAD?!? · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables, you gotta put in the butt.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, wait, why no, I say no.
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  Speaker 2: I say these things, but I don't know if I
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  Speaker 2: can actually do it.
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  Speaker 1: I would be the exact same relatable.
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  Speaker 2: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Addie Clark ak Mummy,
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  Speaker 2: and my partner in crime, mister Jake Craig ak daddy.
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  Speaker 1: And he is mummy because we have so many different
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  Speaker 1: reasons as to why. But I'm going to say today
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  Speaker 1: that you are mummy because maybe he's who you go
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  Speaker 1: to when you're going to ask how do I break
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  Speaker 1: up with this person?
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  Speaker 2: I like that. That's a good title I have. And Jake,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to do the honors, is daddy because he
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  Speaker 2: is officially an another daddy.
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  Speaker 1: We just spoke about this before we started recalling. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna I was gonna wait till the podcast,
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  Speaker 1: but then not, he goes. He asked me a question.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, I am the proud father. I am
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  Speaker 1: a girl dad, a girl dad. Oh my god, my
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  Speaker 1: sweet little baby girl. Darcy previously known as Begette, my
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  Speaker 1: little sausage dog. It happened I foster failed. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta say, how could you not? Oh, we foster failed.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of pushed.
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  Speaker 2: It is this, like, so I know they're both both
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  Speaker 2: your dogs.
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  Speaker 1: But it is going to be like yes, so yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're both both of our dogs, but Darcy will be mine.
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  Speaker 1: That's fun, so little bit jealous. Who knows. Maybe she'll
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  Speaker 1: just make a few more, she'll come to the studio
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  Speaker 1: a bit more. She was so chill, so good. Hopefully
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  Speaker 1: she's always like that. She was playing good. She was
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  Speaker 1: adopted day. Hopefully, hopefully she's always like that. Or because
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  Speaker 1: Beth said, I just went away for a couple of days.
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  Speaker 1: He's got home this morning actually, and yeah, Beth said,
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  Speaker 1: she's just over these last few days, really developed like
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  Speaker 1: attachment to you guys. Yeah, so even if best just
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  Speaker 1: gets in the shower she.
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  Speaker 2: Barks, maybe it's good to leave her for longer or no,
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  Speaker 2: is that not how to No?
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  Speaker 1: I actually think it is good. So I did look
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  Speaker 1: it up. Apparently the best way to train it. It's
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  Speaker 1: her breed is like this. Yeah, when she's with us
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  Speaker 1: in the house, she's very quiet. She's also very neutral
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  Speaker 1: for a sausage jug out in public, which is really good.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't go crazy at other dogs. She's been doing
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  Speaker 1: a lot of training with that. So the biggest thing
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  Speaker 1: with us is needing to be able to leave her alone.
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  Speaker 1: But anyone that here's what we need to do. So
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  Speaker 1: anyone that has a dog that's really bad at being alone,
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  Speaker 1: So you need to have them either in their crate,
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  Speaker 1: in their playpen, or in the house. If you're just
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  Speaker 1: going to leave in the house whatever, and you go,
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  Speaker 1: you say I'll be back, and then you leave for
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  Speaker 1: like a minute, and then you come back in and
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  Speaker 1: you act like you never left. You don't stay high
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  Speaker 1: to them, you're just in the room with them. You
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  Speaker 1: just you don't make a fuss, good look, and then
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  Speaker 1: you extend it to two minutes, three minutes, four minutes,
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  Speaker 1: ten minutes, up and up and up and up and up,
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  Speaker 1: and then it just like it's it's going to be
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  Speaker 1: a long pro exposure therapy. Yeah. And then so that's
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  Speaker 1: one way to do it. That's the very gentle parenting
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  Speaker 1: way of doing it. And then the other way of
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  Speaker 1: doing it is dogs will get into a routine and
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  Speaker 1: if you can leave them somewhere where they can mark
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  Speaker 1: and no one's going to complain, you just you just
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  Speaker 1: leave them for like a long time. That's good and
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  Speaker 1: it's just a different messag So because if you like
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  Speaker 1: work nine to five, it's like you just chuck them
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  Speaker 1: in the deep end after like five days. They will
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  Speaker 1: just understand that you're going to come back in eight hours,
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  Speaker 1: which is like just kind of another way to do it.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what a trainer told us, just two methods.
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  Speaker 1: We'll try the arm back method. Yeah, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to buy because we have neighbors, true, and you're in
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  Speaker 1: like set me apart. We're in townhouse metropolitan density of
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  Speaker 1: fucking Sydney. When I move up to Queensland though best
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  Speaker 1: and I was thinking, oh, I'm kay for that, because
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  Speaker 1: no one's going to hear her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's getting chucked off the deepest defends in Queensland.
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  Speaker 1: That's good timing, I guess. Yeah. So new name, Darcy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a proud father Darcy Craig. Yeah, actually I know,
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  Speaker 1: so Audie wants to start this, Yeah, dsy Craig. It
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  Speaker 1: is because Henry's Henry Cummins. And then I actually have
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  Speaker 1: asked Beth when we get married, if if you decide
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  Speaker 1: to change your name, do you want to change Henry's
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  Speaker 1: name to Craig, and I was thinking, this is such
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  Speaker 1: a selfish question to ask, and so she actually said, well,
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  Speaker 1: if I changed my name, yeah, because I do want
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  Speaker 1: him to have the same name as everyone. Did she
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  Speaker 1: want to change her last name? And she actually does.
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  Speaker 1: She said she just want she wants to have the
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  Speaker 1: same last name as Methany Craig. So I feel like
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  Speaker 1: Craig and Clark are both very mutual, kind of generic.
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  Speaker 1: And so Beth has said that she does want to
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  Speaker 1: have the same last name as me, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'll change my name be Commens. Really, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: fuck it, I'll change my name to Cummens. I fool
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  Speaker 1: and Nadie flipp on this ship, which and so she
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  Speaker 1: was kind of like, I mean, Cumments is also just
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  Speaker 1: not the greatest last name. She doesn't like it. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, let's start a new bloodline, just start
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  Speaker 1: a new one. If you could pick one thing, what
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  Speaker 1: would it be? Top of your head? Not even thinking
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  Speaker 1: about it? Shiit no, I any time to think about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking five this is that means it's true for three?
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  Speaker 1: Stuck was the first that was the first that came
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  Speaker 1: to my head. Some bad He's probably won't get it. No,
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  Speaker 1: I lot will I was going to say Parker because
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  Speaker 1: that's where Yeah, but when iron Man. But but I
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  Speaker 1: want my I want my son's name, my first son,
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  Speaker 1: if I have to, I want his name to be Parker.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I like Parker's I've never said that out loud.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully people don't go start stealing that, but yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: like Parker. I like that. All right, Well, Jake, exciting
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  Speaker 1: time for you. I know, I'm a dad, I've always been.
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  Speaker 1: I've been one for a while, but I'm a new dad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: very exciting. But I'm wanted the top of.
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  Speaker 2: The episode, and I had a question for you. Did
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  Speaker 2: you bring anything to the episode today?
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  Speaker 1: Was I supposed? Yeah? Ah, if you're talking about an
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  Speaker 1: analog clock, the answer is no. Please put please put
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  Speaker 1: your headphones on. Jake.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so so baddies. Right before our Christmas break, we
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  Speaker 2: had an episode which I'm about to play.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. This is Jake previously.
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  Speaker 2: What's something that you should know as an adult? But
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  Speaker 2: you don't how to read an analog clock? Okay, I
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  Speaker 2: just need time?
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  Speaker 1: Are you not good at it? I can, I'm great.
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  Speaker 1: How long do you need to look at one? I
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  Speaker 1: wish we had one to hear and I could like, bang,
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  Speaker 1: how long do you need to look at an analog
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  Speaker 1: clock before you know the time? I'm actually really good
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  Speaker 1: at it, genuinely, give me like, how many seconds do
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  Speaker 1: you think? Three? Three seconds and you know the time? Yeah? No,
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  Speaker 1: I need ten, really need second? Is there an analogue
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  Speaker 1: clock on your phone? Let's fuck this next episode or no?
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  Speaker 1: Not next episodereon? No, no, no, no, I'm sorry guys, Patreon,
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  Speaker 1: we're filming Patreon in two days. You're going to have
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of notes for me. I am going to
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  Speaker 1: buy an analog clock, and I am going to change
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  Speaker 1: your time to anything okay, and then we're going to
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  Speaker 1: test Oddie yeah whatever, save for yourself. It's so funny
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  Speaker 1: that I said it with such conviction. I was like, no, no, seriously,
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  Speaker 1: I am going to buy an analogue clock that was
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  Speaker 1: like a month ago and now last episode. Also, being
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  Speaker 1: able to read analogue clock is such a weird gen
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  Speaker 1: z flex it is. But aren't we the are we
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  Speaker 1: not the We're like the newest generation though, aren't we? No?
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  Speaker 1: It's generation generation out for isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Also, so Jen Alpha doesn't know how to read analog clocks.
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  Speaker 2: You also dug yourself a hole just them that you
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  Speaker 2: don't know about.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you know?
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  Speaker 2: On the episode that she's referencing, you said you'd come
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  Speaker 2: to the next episode with a bunch of screenshots of
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  Speaker 2: different times and you'll test me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I need to No, I want to buy
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  Speaker 1: an analog clock. What happened to that? I forgot? So
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  Speaker 1: next week, guys, next week, next week? It is now
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  Speaker 1: next week. I am a okay. Moral of this attack
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  Speaker 1: is that I am clearly just a sack of empty promises. However,
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's what it looks like at least. However,
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  Speaker 1: this is why I'm a good co host. Oh yes,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to do it. You would have forgot again, mate, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that was written on. That whole segment was written on.
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  Speaker 1: This is so cool. I bought Jake and a log clock. Yes, okay, guys,
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  Speaker 1: this is going to be fucking sick. We're going to
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  Speaker 1: test Addie. I said, three seconds, three seconds, okay, headphones off,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to set the time. I'm going to show
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  Speaker 1: it to the camera and also maybe you close the reason.
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  Speaker 1: I'll whisp at the time to this to the audio
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  Speaker 1: listeners and then I'll show you it. And should I
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  Speaker 1: set a time or should I do? I? Should? I
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  Speaker 1: just like show you one? Two three? Yeah? You think
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  Speaker 1: that was that? A quick? One too? One two two three?
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  Speaker 1: Okay easy, I'm going to give you like you get
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  Speaker 1: you get it two minutes either side? Wait minutes either side?
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  Speaker 1: I thought, I get like five? How do I? How
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  Speaker 1: do you read another? How do you read this? So
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  Speaker 1: like right now the time of that is I gonna
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  Speaker 1: remember how to read it? Ye? Yeah? Okay, okay, So
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  Speaker 1: we're going to do do you need practices or are
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  Speaker 1: we going to do like Hamish and any special skill
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  Speaker 1: style where it's like you get five, give me three?
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  Speaker 1: So you want three guys and if you get two
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  Speaker 1: out of three it's a pass. One out of three
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  Speaker 1: is not a pass, and three out of three is beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah okay, And you don't are one to three and
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  Speaker 1: then I'm pretty like you don't get time to work
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  Speaker 1: it down in your head either easily. I want to
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  Speaker 1: want to go. You're gonna whisper ok ye yah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yea yeaea okay, okay, I'm shwing the camera and the
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  Speaker 1: time is nine twenty. I didn't hear that, and I
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  Speaker 1: didn't hear a thing. Okay, ready, okay, so I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go one two three, Well, okay, here's what I'll give
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  Speaker 1: you an advantage. There's that for some reason, there's a
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  Speaker 1: little red hand and a little yellow hand. Disregard them.
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  Speaker 1: It's the black hands, black hands. Okay, I've got black hands,
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  Speaker 1: black hands. I'm really like one two three nine twenty
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  Speaker 1: dang on, no dang on. One two three is actually
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  Speaker 1: a long time god closure.
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  Speaker 2: Five thirty okay, ready, come on, come on, social school
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  Speaker 2: one two fuck, that's tired.
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  Speaker 1: Six thirty twenty eight hour off?
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  Speaker 2: Wait watch live thirty Oh fucking techy.
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  Speaker 1: By this is a de sign that was techy. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it.
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  Speaker 2: I want to look up what five thirty looks like
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  Speaker 2: on a clock ade that's techy.
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  Speaker 1: I can do what I want. Forty okay, ready, okay,
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  Speaker 1: this some reason was hard for me again.
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  Speaker 2: One two three, forty two forty.
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  Speaker 1: This guy can't read the clock.
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  Speaker 2: Go back, go back, this this is the clock.
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  Speaker 1: Three seconds is just not long enough for you to consume.
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  Speaker 1: Damn it. Three seconds is just not long enough. Very
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  Speaker 1: close though you're only an hour off each time. What
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  Speaker 1: is that one? Let's an alarm one? There's a light. Well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: what if I give you like a big old hole there?
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  Speaker 1: What if I go like that and I give you
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  Speaker 1: like five seconds? That would be ten forty five. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: See maybe I only need five seconds too. I mean
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  Speaker 1: comment if you can even read a pressure of the situation.
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  Speaker 2: I remember in school, like primary school, some girls used
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  Speaker 2: to like come up to me and ask me like,
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  Speaker 2: what's the what's the time?
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  Speaker 1: And I thought, I was like, shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 1: It did not have You weren't the only you didn't
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  Speaker 1: girls didn't come up to you in primary school and say, oh, adie,
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  Speaker 1: in this skill of yours, what's the time on this lot?
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  Speaker 2: They didn't know it was like my special skill. It
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  Speaker 2: was like K whatever whatever it.
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  Speaker 1: Was K one.
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  Speaker 2: And then like the girls would be like I knew
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  Speaker 2: I could read the clock, and they oh, what's the
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  Speaker 2: time because they couldn't read them?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you're just jealous. You just picked it up. That
• 13:01
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  Speaker 1: want to know what I what was your skill? I
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  Speaker 1: was just about to say that. All right, thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much. Be patient. I was taught. I also think
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  Speaker 1: relatively quite late, if I'm being honest with you, But
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  Speaker 1: wiping your ass isn't a skill. Okay, two things to
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  Speaker 1: talk about? Okay, my special skill. One time when I
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  Speaker 1: came to visit my family in Australia while I was
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  Speaker 1: still living in Canada. I would have been in like
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  Speaker 1: maybe year.
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  Speaker 4: Three.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, my stepmom taught me how to tie my shoes,
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  Speaker 1: big velcro guy off. Until that or I got my
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  Speaker 1: parents to do it. I just couldn't figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: My mom tried to teach me a bunch and then
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  Speaker 1: something just randomly clicked. One day my step mom was
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  Speaker 1: teaching me and it just clicked. I couldn't I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why, and so I remember one time Pe, for
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  Speaker 1: some reason, I had this bitch teacher, okay, who wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: let you play unless your shoes were tired, which is fair.
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  Speaker 1: So she said to this one kid once his name
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  Speaker 1: was Quinn, Quinn, okay, you remember. I remember. This is
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  Speaker 1: a vivid memory of mine because I was a hero.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm with you. I'm with you every step of
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  Speaker 1: the way. And so I I've just gotten back from
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  Speaker 1: going to Australia. I'm back in Canada. Now we're in Pe,
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  Speaker 1: and Quinn gets told he has to sit on the
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  Speaker 1: bench and tire his shoes and he's not allowed to
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  Speaker 1: participate until he tires his shoes. And he's like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how my teacher goes. That's not my problem.
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  Speaker 1: And I was thinking dang, and so I kind of
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  Speaker 1: left it, but Quinn started crying. So I went over
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  Speaker 1: tied that motherfucker shoes. He got to play. Well, it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't really a special skillgo because anyone could have gone
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  Speaker 1: and tied his shoes. But he was just later than me.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't early, he was just later than me. I
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  Speaker 1: have no idea what year I learned. And then okay,
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  Speaker 1: penn licenses are a thing here. Yeah, wasn't a thing
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  Speaker 1: in Canada.
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  Speaker 2: I got mine in Miss Darmain's year four. He said
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  Speaker 2: he was a kind before he went to your school.
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  Speaker 1: I was just about to say, what the hell, that's
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  Speaker 1: a crazy okay anyway, what does it take to get
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  Speaker 1: a pen license?
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  Speaker 2: I remember good question because I remember I remember I
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  Speaker 2: was late though all the girls were getting there before me,
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  Speaker 2: because I'm a bit of a messy writer and I
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  Speaker 2: was pretty late.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody panned the camera to al they're locked in place
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  Speaker 1: on But no, it wasn't a thing in Canada. But
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  Speaker 1: I do remember that I wrote up with a pencil
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  Speaker 1: up until year six, and I did half of Your
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  Speaker 1: six in Canada, and that's when I moved here. And
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  Speaker 1: then I just I restarted Your six because my age
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  Speaker 1: made me one of the oldest. But I would have
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: been too young for year seven, and so there was
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  Speaker 1: this whole thing about pen licenses. Everyone in my class
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  Speaker 1: in year six had a pen license, and I did.
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  Speaker 1: I just got to start writing with a pen because
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  Speaker 1: I was just in year sick. Yeah, I didn't even
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  Speaker 1: have to get my pen license. I just got to
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  Speaker 1: cop it. There was no like, no visa pen license
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  Speaker 1: type thing. No, there was no test. There was nothing
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  Speaker 1: that would be the ultimate test.
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  Speaker 2: Like imagine you started a new job and like the
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: uldimate prank would be like you start writing in pencil
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  Speaker 2: all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Eventually someone's gonna as like, check the fuck you writing
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  Speaker 1: this in pencil? It's a contract when you black or
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  Speaker 1: blue pen Yeah, and you'll be like eyes, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: get my pen license. That's such Australian law there there
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  Speaker 1: no one would even get it. It'd be funny. But okay,
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  Speaker 1: I something super embarrassing. I don't know what age is
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  Speaker 1: a good age to be considered, Like, you know, he
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: can wipe his own bum, but I remember my mom
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: wiped my bum for the longest time. How long?
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: We don't you have a good memory, so you probably
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: just enjoyed it with like with like really early.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: I just remember, okay, So I just remember being just
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: like too scared to mess it up. I don't know why.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: It's pretty easy concept just wiped her. There's no more
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: poop on the on the papers. So I remember I
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: used to go to the tow and I would call
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: out like mom or my I lived with my grandparents
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: for a while, like Grandpa whatever, and you used to
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: have come wipe my bum. And then I got to kindergarten,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: and I think it's like, if people are wiping their
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: bumb by kindergarten, you're doing a pretty good job. Like
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I don't blame you if you don't, because.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Some kids because your parents leave you no kindergarten, Yeah,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: they leave you or those preschool teachers wipe the kids bums.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: It's the kindergarten teachers. Basically, one time I got to
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: teach to wanpe my bum's kindergartens like school school away,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: you got to teach it. I was at school school
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: and I got to teach you what my bumb really? Yeah,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I'm for real, it's explained. And then and then I
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: went camping with a friend once and I remember I
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: was about to leave when I said to my mom,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going for like two days. I'm
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: definitely gonna have to pooh. What do I do if
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I pooh? And she goes, So you're gonna have to
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: do it on your own. And then I went camping
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: hard way exposure therapy, exposure the defense man. I went camping,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: did a pool in the outhouse and another vivid memory
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: of mine this is a core memory, and I just
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: remember being like no time like the present, and I
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: wanted my mom. And when my mom came to pick
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: me up, I was like, guess what, mom, I did
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: a poll when I want my mom? I did I
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Dad said I would have been four or five. You
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: were proud, maybe sick, you were proud. I was very proud.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: I was going after every family member being like, I
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: want my mom.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I want to know, like, I bet there's a bunch
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: of teachers listening. Is it a normal thing to wipe
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: a kindergarten kids?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: But that's a fantastic question, because that's also like are
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: you allowed? I was probably not now a also because
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: like in my brain, I was thinking, that's not part
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: of my job requirements. I also have it just has
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: to my kindergarten. You have to. I don't know if
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: like the gardens are like kindergartens like.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Five empathy wise, if a little five road said I
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: can't wipe my that's too bad, dudes.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Oh jeez, bro, a kindergarten is still wearing nappy no
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: no up the kindergarten in and out.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I feel like that's one of the teachers, one of
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: the parents' obligations is to train their kid before they
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: go to school.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you would know you're a parent? Who said,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: who do you reckon? It's going to be actual parent? First?
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: All signs point to me and so but in saying that, so,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: all signs point to me. But I have a feeling
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: that you could just be a crazy like there could
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: be a bit of an upset in there. And comment below, Guys,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: if you listen for a while, who is going to
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: be a dad? First?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Do you know how last week he tested Beth on
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: the whole whole engagement thing. She's got cold feet? Would
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: she get cold feet about the whole kid thing or no?
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: If she felt pregnant, she'd have it. Okay, we definitely
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: have it. So there's a chance like we actually we
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: both need to go go get tested because there's a
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: chance she may not even be able to have kids.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Or if we go get test a good thing they
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: do too for just like both anatomies but also men
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: getting tested the process of what it's like test you sperm.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: But I just like I was with my cousins. They're
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: all in their thirties and a couple of the Massori
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: and they've got some kids. One of them has two boys,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: one three and one one. Yeah, and pretty cute. It's
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: a lot by day time to hang out with for
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: about twenty minutes over sticking. But like if I don't
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: get TikTok time, nonverbal, TikTok's not getting that shit, Like,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know if I can have a kid.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Well, the best thing about kids I've realized is they
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: go to bed at seven thirty, or you make them
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: go to bed at seven thirty.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: This is what was said. Yeah, so TikTok. My cousin said.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: What happens is when they go to preschool, they put
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: them down for a nap, and they try not to
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: put their three year old down for a nap. The
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: one year old still sleeps a bunch, but they try
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: not to put the three year old down for a nap.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: So he does go to bed at like six thirty
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: seven o'clock, But at preschool they put him down for
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: a nap, so he doesn't go to sleep till like nine,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: and then they're like, once he's asleep, it's nine. We've
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: got to wake up at like six six thirty sometimes
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: five to go to work. We don't get any adult time,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: and I was like, my whole life's adult time. How
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: am I just gonna go from a bass? How am
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I going to go from twenty four hours of the
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: day adult time to maybe not even one hour of
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: the day adult time? Yeah? I got fucking schmuddy books
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: to read. You can read them, you kid can't read.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: You can meet them next to your kid. I could
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: read them out loud. Question. I asked this to Cassie
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: the other day. I think I know your answer, but
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: i'd like to know.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you've had a kid for a couple of years.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, say he's like two yeah, just one okay,
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: and you were best want to go on a holiday?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, two weeks? Would you leave your kid with twenty
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: your parents? Yeah?
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I said yeah too, And Casie's like, no way, I'm
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: leaving more than a week. I'm like, surely after then
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: you want to leave like that maternal instinct?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, okay, if we're talking just amount of time,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: so like I would leave my kid with either my
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: parents or best parents. Yeah, okay. First things first, if
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: they get left with my parents, they're coming out. They're
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: coming back brats. They are coming back spoiled brats. They're
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: gonna have a brand new fucking iPad, all right, because
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: all they would have done is sat down on the
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: lounge and played one of their phones and then they're like,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Grandma and Grandpa, I really want what it is. And
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: they would have been like, okay, yea, So maybe we're
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: leaving with best parents because I'll come back like maybe discipline. Yeah,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: so I can understand apparently leaving a baby for the
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: first time. It's just like, let's just say you work
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: up the coach to leave for two weeks, right, and
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: it's not an amount of time thing. Yeah, either one
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: of our parents i'd leave them with. But was Cassie
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: talking like, I just don't think I'll be able to
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: leave my baby. Yeah, not like the parentings that and
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I have a feeling it's gonna be easier for us
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: to leave, That's what I say. And I said I
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: could imagine after like you gave birth to the child, like, yeah,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: a lot different carry it for nine months. You do
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: have a different connection, which I found interesting.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: But I was also thinking, when it gets to it,
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: if we want a holiday, I reckon you'll be all
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I'm also like, I'm definitely a helicopter dad. That meaning
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: just stressed that they're gonna die. Well, just helicopter like
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: just like I'm just gonna be like so a hyper
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: aware of everything, and like have you ever heard the
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: term helicopter parent? Uh No, I haven't. It just means
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: like you're just hovering over their shoulder all the time,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: just being like, oh I stressed the first one.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'll be like that too, but yeah, yeah,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I always see like, especially like newborns, like holding them
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: and then they're so small.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: In your hands and you're like, I'm not holding my
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: newborn baby standing up, by the way, standing up, sitting down.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Every time. I've seen videos recently of that.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: What's the guy Adam O'Sullivan Cunnies bloke, he's had a kid,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: did you have a baby, And he's getting his mates
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: to hold it and they're all like trading's just like
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: normal blokes and they're.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Like shaken, alive, It's alive.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, baddies. Welcome to our latest segment, our
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: ins and outs for the week.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, I think we and start withouts and mine is
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: people pleasing ooh saying yes when it puts you out. Yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is the year of no, I think
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: n oh, the power practice.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: No, do you want to go out?
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: No?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Do you want to drink? No? Do you want to
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: go see a movie with me? Actually? Yeah?
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Jake now inns And it has to be
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: perfect Ted Healthy Energy Drinks.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: My fridge is fully stocked. Same here as you can see,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: this is actually our fridge, but my fridge at home
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: is also fully stocked. But I mean, I have to agree.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: All the energy drinks at the supermarket, they just have
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: like the craziest packaging and so many ingredients. I don't
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: even know what half of the mean. Right.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: That's why Marissa created perfect Ted Healthy Energy Drinks. She
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: didn't even have us guys in mind when making them,
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: and they actually slap Yeah, they are pretty good. I
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: gotta say I'm a pretty big fan. And did you
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: know that they're powered by Marcher? This apple asbery always
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: goes down the street.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Oh interesting.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: I'm more of a juicy peach man myself.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Where do you pick yours up from? Bodie? That is
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: a silly question, you know. I'm Mchole's guy.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: So am bad He's up next. We're bringing it back
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: the Relatables voice mails. This week, The question being the
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: best way you've dumped the dude. Yeah, I've got four, Jake,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Do you want the best one?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: First? Or last? Last? Last? Okay?
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: And if you want to submit a voice mail, the
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: question will be at the end and the link will
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: be in a description.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not wasting any time here, Jake.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: I'm going to ease you into this, all right, Okay.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: I still had his location on Life three sixty. He
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: told me he went out with the boys. I then
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: saw that he went to Kingpin, which is where we
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: always went on a date night. I rocked up and
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: scare him with another girl. I was playing many golf
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: and I hit the ball over the fence and hit
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: him in the head, and I waved, suck the finger
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: up and said that we're done. And then when I left,
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: I went back to the house we were living in together,
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: put every photo of us on the bed, and every
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: gift I got him I destroyed. And he got the
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: idea that we broke.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Up gets better. But what is done worst? Maybe like
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: they get progressive, they get first of all, good shot. Yeah,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: first of all, you hit him in the head from
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: playing putt put I'm thinking, like, pick the ball. I
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: think you threw it. Yeah, yeah, there's no way you
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: could use it. Let me also just say, I don't
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: know how much I believe this one. You didn't throw
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: a golf ball at his head while he was on
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: a date with another girl. Yeah, and then put the
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: finger up and be like we're done, and then go
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: home and take all about all your photos together, put
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: him on the bed, and then every gift you've bought
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: and destroy it. I can that part may be pettiness, wonderful.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I just don't see you out in public throwing a
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: golf ball, which we don't condone, by the way at all.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Oh that's not good throwing a golf boats one's head,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: maybe's ankle or something.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, hey, it was in my opinion, she had
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: every reason or every right.
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, next one, So the songs of this guy, we
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: decided to go get YOCHI, you know, went there, got
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: a cheeky little salted butterscotch.
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: A bit of ub banging flavor, and then went ham
• 28:33
  Speaker 8: on the toppings, absolutely loaded that bad boy up.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Got to the register.
• 28:37
  Speaker 9: You know, I've whipped my phone out. He's also whipped
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: his phone out, and then he goes to push my
• 28:42
  Speaker 9: phone away very gentleman like. However, I've said, Babe, I
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: need the yoa chie points, So I proceed to scan
• 28:49
  Speaker 9: my Yochi. Can't I get my Yochi points and I
• 28:51
  Speaker 9: put my phone away because I am absolutely not paying
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: for that.
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: So he proceeds to pay. We eat our yochi and
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: then he goes and shoves his tongue so far down
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: my throat he gets a second taste of that yochi. Dad,
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: I have just eaten. I said, I have absolutely not,
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: and you know that this this was it for me
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: thanks to Yochi. And then I just left, just balanced.
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: We never spoke again, so free yo chi, free yo
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: two points, can't can't be mad about it?
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Was this the first date must have been a I
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: want to say, was she reversing a car?
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: We love a multi dust? Did you? Did you park
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: it and leave in a reverse of the sense it?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: But hey, all of that sounded quite good, apart from
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: the tongue down the throat. That's also like, yeah, free
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: yochis points, free Yochi. Have you had Yochi? I still
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: have an a. I'm leaving it like moments right because we.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Got like like yoga land near us or some sucks.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: I had what was the old one Aerona that wasn't
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: as good. I know that too, so called yogat berry,
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: or it might be still there. I remember one of
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: our mates used to work there, sort of my mates,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: thet our mates mates, and you used to go in
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: there and just like fill the thing up and they
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: wouldn't even care.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: So I've had yochi probably twenty times. Really fair. That's
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: on par though, of like you, yochi is phenomenal.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: The fact that like what it is, how much is it?
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: It's like fifteen bucks or canny yoga? Do?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Isn't it? Can a cup of yogurt? See, that's that's just.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Naive behavior. How much a naive thing.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: It's not just a cup of yoga. This is like
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I actually think that saying oh, I haven't had yochi
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: and then being like, isn't it a bit overrated? Is
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: like someone not having had Goodman and being like, but
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: isn't it a bit overrated? I think it's the equivalent.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Think about how you would feel if some if someone
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: hadn't had Goodsman, and they go, but isn't it a
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: bit over ready? For what it is?
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: My one rebuttal is it's not franchised as much as dog.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: There's not one around here.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Not yet, Yeah, not yet, Yeah, getting one, Yeah, shoving
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: center anywhere we live, next one.
• 31:20
  Speaker 10: He was a manipulative gaslighting douche Canoe. So I wrote
• 31:27
  Speaker 10: it on a sticky note, sprayed it with my perfume,
• 31:30
  Speaker 10: and left it on the steering wheel of his car.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: We love a note. That's cool. He was a douche Canoe. Yeah,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I think that. In my opinion, douchebag is a very American,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: wish Canadian sounded Canadian American douchebag is a very like
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: North American insult.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we should bring that bag. A douchebag. Douche is
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: what is a douchebag? Because I'm pretty sure like a
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: douche as a product is spun.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: No. I think a douche like cleans your butthole. Well,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: maybe a clang your vagina, let's check that. I'm one
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: hundred s sory clean something down there. But a douche
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: is like a thing that cleans just douche, straight douche.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah do o you ce Oh you're a sort of right,
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: oh no, yeah, And I can see the tool. It's
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: the it's the douche is either the practice of squirting
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: liquid into a body cavity like a vagina or rectum
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: for cleaning, and it's like a little thing that goes.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: You just said I was kind of right called a douchebag.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, so yeah, so I douche is the actual
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: action of squirting the asshole.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: So someone could be like, what you got up on
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: the weekend, I did some douche It's a douche bag.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: So to call someone a douchebag, it means you're that
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: little squirty thing that.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Goes to break this down. Like so to say, oh,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: you're such a douchebag, that means that you're it's like
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: such a vagina cleaner or such a butthole cleaner. Is
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: that much of an insult? Does a good job? I'm useful.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know, if someone calls you a douchebag,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I'm useful. Yeah, take it as you will, all right.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Last one is probably the best one, best or worse,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: you guys decide.
• 33:19
  Speaker 11: Kind of a crazy story, but basically me and is
• 33:24
  Speaker 11: not too but I promise it's worth it. Me and
• 33:27
  Speaker 11: my ex were together for five years and I took
• 33:30
  Speaker 11: him to Copenhagen for our five year anniversary, and we
• 33:34
  Speaker 11: came back and he told me he didn't love me anymore,
• 33:36
  Speaker 11: but he did love this girl he goes to UNI with. Anyway,
• 33:41
  Speaker 11: I go to my best friend's house for a week
• 33:43
  Speaker 11: and stay there, and I come back and I just
• 33:47
  Speaker 11: you just know, don't you when it's going to end?
• 33:49
  Speaker 11: And I just knew. And I was sat on the
• 33:51
  Speaker 11: sof and I was sobbing. And he comes in and goes,
• 33:54
  Speaker 11: should we have sex? And I go no, obviously not,
• 33:57
  Speaker 11: I'm sobbing. Go have a wank as a joke, quite
• 34:01
  Speaker 11: clearly as a joke. This man does not take it
• 34:03
  Speaker 11: as a joke. He goes to the next room. The
• 34:06
  Speaker 11: bedroom starts wanking. I leave the TV running and I
• 34:10
  Speaker 11: tiptoe in and he's on his phone and I say,
• 34:12
  Speaker 11: what are you looking at while he's having a wang?
• 34:15
  Speaker 11: And he says, pictures of you? And I say mm mmm,
• 34:18
  Speaker 11: I'm right here. What are you looking at? And he says, oh, like,
• 34:22
  Speaker 11: doesn't matter, finish me off first, and I say no,
• 34:26
  Speaker 11: I don't care if it's weird, paun, what is it?
• 34:29
  Speaker 11: And it was pictures of this girl he's supposedly in
• 34:32
  Speaker 11: love with on her Instagram from five years ago, the
• 34:37
  Speaker 11: group picture and I break up with him flattered penis
• 34:41
  Speaker 11: out that was the breakup and then anyway, him and
• 34:46
  Speaker 11: the girl do a journalism course together at UNI. And
• 34:51
  Speaker 11: I'm not kidding. She broke up with her boyfriend for
• 34:53
  Speaker 11: my I guess ex boyfriend and they make a magazine
• 35:00
  Speaker 11: about the breakups. And I find out through fucking Instagram reels.
• 35:04
  Speaker 11: There's an Instagram reel of the two of them reading
• 35:07
  Speaker 11: out their last text messages to their exes and they've
• 35:11
  Speaker 11: made a magazine that they've published about it. Thanks, guys,
• 35:15
  Speaker 11: have a good day.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: What the fuck kept going? She just kept and kept
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: on going. Can I can? I? I know everyone's thinking it,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: What the fuck was she drinking that whole time?
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: Bad?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: He is weed controlled environments. If we're sending a voice fact,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: say yeah, she was sitting there with the Stanley thinking, like,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: get fucking ready. The dudes like fucking talk that you
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: want to have sex? Finish me off. No, I don't
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: think I've ever like, no, I've never done that. I'm
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: not a big. My girlfriend's crying. Do you want to
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: have sex?
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Crazy, I'm not a big. Just straight up should we
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: have sex.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I'm more of a unspoken I used to be so,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: but it wasn't just like I don't know, we're both
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: watching TV, not doing anything, you want to have sex.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like we kiss a little bit, yea,
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: touching a little bit, and then I would say, do
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: you want to have sex?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: But now but she really likes Cassie really likes the
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: like mutual communication, not talking yeah you know when you know, yeah, yeah,
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: yeah you know when you know you know what I mean.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: But I also like the I like knowing that it's on.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I think is where I stand on it, you.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Know what, so do I because sometimes I'm like, okay,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: we're kissing. Yes, I do these mental debate. We do
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: do this sometimes and not have sex. But I really
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: want to have sex right now. But I don't want
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: to like really show that I want to have sex
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: just in case she says no, because I'm not going
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: to be.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Porny, like damn it now I've said to it because
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: she like does this like kissing technique, which I now
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: know means like she doesn't want.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: To have sex. Oh this is so does And I'm like,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I'm like this is good and all, but communication is
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: key here, Cassie. Yeah, just tell me. And you know
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: what the annoying thing is is sometimes Beth will be
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: doing her kissing techniquehere. I know she doesn't want to
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: have sex, and she wants to have sex. Yeah, it's
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: my thought, all right, stopped. Yeah, And then like ten
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: minutes later, I'm half asleep, she goes, you know I
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: wanted to have sex just before, and I'm like, fuck,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: it's happened to me. This is a universal experience. Yeah, yeah,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: clearly this is a universal experience.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Oh it happened. Not proud of it once, like back
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: and forth, back and forth. I must have been horny
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: as fucking I like said I need to have a shower.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I was just a bit frustrated. I walked off in
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: a tiff.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Anyway. I think I wasn't proud of it because I
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: was like, why did I do that? Like I walked
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: off in the tips because I just didn't have.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: But like, sometimes your body just like takes out of you.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: And this confusion of that was in my head of
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: like can we just talk about it?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do it. I guess again, you could just
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: be like just should we have sex? And then you know,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: the answer. Yeah, I know.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: I agree, it's hotter to not say it, but also
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: communications keep because I can't be in your head and
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: you can't be a mind. But it's the hard thing too,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: because for a dude to also like ninety nine percent
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: of the time, I'm in the mood if you can true, yeah,
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I can also be.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Not in the mood and then in the mood. Yeah,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: we start kissing. Yeah, like kissing, that's just like for
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: some reason, that's what starts to get it going.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: But anyways, poor bloody batter, you sent that in oh yeah, yeah,
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: yeah magazine. Wankin at least you, like, I feel like
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: that's a bit of like a cool way to break
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: up of him. Like he's in such a compromised position
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: with his little Willy in his hand, and you're like,
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: this is over, and he's.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Like also, who, Like, is it normal for someone that's
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: in a relationship. Let's say, so we have a couple, right,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: is it normal to masturbate in the same house? Like,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: is this is this an experience that a lot of
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: people go through. I assume you know more than me
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: because you live with Beth and I know you don't
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: do it. No, I didn't think it would be like
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I would never masturpate next to Beth, and I also
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: wouldn't masturbate in the next room.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: I was planning to stop masturbating when I'm moving.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: You just do, yeah, like you just do because you're like,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: you just don't have sex every single night, and I
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: feel like it's disrespect And then you're also you're just like,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not just gonna fucking start masturbating next to you. Yeah,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Like they couldn't be and it doesn't. He's the thing
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: is as well, doesn't cross your mind, in my experience,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: at least, it doesn't even cross your mind.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Would you be open to I'd be open at this,
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Like you know how obviously you have sex and then
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: you masturbate separately in different houses, but like masturbating next
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: to each other together.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I feel like that'd be hot. I think some people
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: would find that very hot.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: I'd find that hot because you'd end up having sex,
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: but like the initiate, the initial bit of like not
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: touching and then like looking over and seeing your sexy,
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: beautiful partner.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I felt that'd be hot. Probably can't do early, but
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: I I can, so I can like see how that
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: would be hot, but I don't think I would like it. Okay,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: but I can totally see how that would turn people on.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: And I don't think it's weird at all. I could,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I could understand. It's a little bit award at stuff.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: He's like, what do you just start doing this? Ye? Interesting?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: And before we finish off next week each other next
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: week's voice note, we want you guys to give us
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: cheating or not cheating and we'll get to the bottom
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: of it questions. So give us a scenario, ask us
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: if it's cheating or not cheating and.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Try to It's a minute, max, like, don't be eating
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: reversing your car?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, just just sit there, all right, guys. This
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: week's I Do question of the week is what's overrated
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: when it comes to sex? Over rated? It is a
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: very sexy episode.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Sure is very yes sex episode I've read?
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: What is? Do you have any thing that's I've read
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: for you?
• 41:09
  Speaker 10: Or?
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Do these answer all yours?
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: I reckon one of us has picked the one that's
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: in my head. I'll say at the end, oh yeah, same, okay, okay,
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: what's overrated when it comes to sex?
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Penises? Yeah? I can see that.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Actually, this is very insightful to a sense of I
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: would say sixty five percent of the comments were saying
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: four play and like pre sex is better than sex
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: for women? Interesting, four play and pre sex is the
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: best part you mean, yeah, like the leader touching each
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: other's life A bunch. I saw a bunch of people
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: saying like, gotta be honest, don't fuck with oral?
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? Is that like a skill error though? Yeah,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: I actually think it is.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: I think it's a skiller Yeah, I actually think it is.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I think that if your boy friend is
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: bad at giving oral and you just like think that
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: you just don't like Oral, I think that you should
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: get them to read a quart of Silver Flames and
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: then read Fourth Wing, and I think you will then
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: like Oral.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Well, I think some dudes like just so do we
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: to be derogat the whole?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: So I will say I never really had like a
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: technique that I was like, oh, yeah, this works, But
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: after reading a quarter of Silver Flames and Fourth Wing,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I shit you not, this is so like make it?
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I would I give them so much credit credit. Yeah,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: the books have all the credit, yeh, and Zayden have
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: all the credit. Or actually, sorry to interrompt you for
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: the second time in a row. Sarah J. Mass and
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Rebecca Yarras. I feel like, yeah, yeah, Rebecca.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Rebecca Yarras loves like a clipbub too, except four she
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: loves that she loves. I would say too, like if
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: you are a girl in this situation, because understandably, I
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: would say most men suck at it, Yeah, you can
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: kind of like guide them and talk them through it.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. But also, like obviously I thought that
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: in the past when I'm just thinking, like that's just
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: not sexy.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like one thing to tell them how to
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: do it, one like standing ship, like you don't know
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: their body. It also comes down to like knowing your
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: partner and like grab the hair and like move them
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: up and be like just concentrate on that and ship,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: which I find hot too.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And if they're just bad at it, you can
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: just be just be like, yeah, I'm done with this.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like put your pants back on, We're not doing it.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: What's overrated when it comes to sex?
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Sex with men? Low one straight as fuck? I actually
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: I actually feel very bad for heterosexual women, yes, having
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: to be attracted to men because it's not a choice, no,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: and if they could make the choice I'm sure they
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: wouldn't choose men. What's overrated when it comes to sex?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Hot take eye contact? Wait? What by that? I could move?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: If you can have sex and just make eye contact weird?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I feel like because you're like such good friends with
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend as well, she's like your best friend. When
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: you look them in the eye, it's almost it's I
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: feel as though I would laugh because of all the
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: dirty shit we just did. And then now that like
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: maybe if we're halfway through, if I make eye contact,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I like, all the dirty stuff I've been doing is
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: just not me when we're not having sex, So it
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: just is going to make me laugh, you know what
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I mean. It's like egos when you're having sex. Maybe
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: one night stand is like the eye contact thing. Both
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: of you can just take yourself so seriously because you
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: know you're never going to see each other again.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably one good thing about the one that
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: sound I ever thought of it, like that eye contact
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: for a one nice stand.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I guess I can't say I remember doing it, but
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I'm neither.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: What's overrated? What's overrated when it comes to sex? Finger
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: in the US, it's always weird and gross for both people.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't have said that that had a rating,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: never done that. I would have assumed that would have
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: been like a fortyten tomatoes or that. Yeah, like I
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: can't Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you see it inim pornos.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: And I've never once thought like I want to try
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: that because like, I don't know.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I've also just never really thought to start doing but
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: whole stuff. The only I think, correct me if I'm wrong,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: But I'm pretty sure the only person that's going to
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: benefit from having something in there but is a man,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: because we have a g spot in there? Do girls not?
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I don't think girls have a spot in their bumhole?
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like, very sure, what's the point. I ain't a
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: learn for them.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: It ain't for them.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: I feel like they say it's good ones who enjoy it.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I know it's for men too.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Maybe some girls enjoy ana. I mean, I just I've always.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Thought I joke about it, but I've always thought, like,
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: if you want stuff in your bum you'll tell me.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Hey, you know how I was joking around last week
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: about dropping down underneath for best yeah, and how she
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: kind of like was like, whoa that's a bit soon,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, what the hell? You always say like
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: you want a ring on it? When am I going
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: to put a ring on it? And stuff? I feel
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: like I would have the exact same reaction she goes,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: you want to put in the button? I'd be like, wait,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: well why I say no?
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: I say these things, but I don't know if I
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: can actually do it, it would be the exact same no, no, no, you.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Know what that? Yeah? What's overrated when it comes to sex?
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Making a man come? Yeah?
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I could see that happens. What'sever ready? When it comes
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: to sex? Long sex sessions? Quickie is are great Sometimes
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: I'm all for.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: That too, right, A quickie great? Ninety nine on Rotten
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: to my rate? That a what's overrated when it comes
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: to sex? Sticking your fingers in my mouth? It's really
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: just not it. Yeah, I would think some people do
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: that gag it or just think that some people are
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: like a fingers in the mouth type. Do you just
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: like put it on the tongue or like do you
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: gag them? I think you like put it like kind
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: of put it down, like it's just like kind of
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: a little I'm putting it while I'm doing something to you.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm like sucking on your nipples and then I
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: put my fingers in your mouth and getting you ready
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: to suck on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: kind of I think Cassi and do it to Nesta. Also,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that about you asking, I feel like yeah,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: and it's like, also, you don't want to have to say,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: put your fingers in my mouth because then it's like
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: you don't want to have to ask that. You just
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: want them to do it. But it's like, I'm also
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: just not putting my fingers in your exactly. I'm not
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: just gonna like fucking and trying to gross. I wouldn't
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: if I was. I don't know where those things are true.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: What's overrated when it comes to sex TV?
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Hah.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: The dick size boys can do a lot if they
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: want to just watch us closely and listen to the
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: advice given.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Dang, that's what we're talking about. Any pinnings out there,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: any little any little Johnny's out there, mate, I mean, he.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Don't be scared, Yeah, just be confident, open too. I
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: feel like that's where men go wrong. Actually, seriously, they're
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: not open to criticism when having sex.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Too big of an ego. Yeah, hey, don't see a
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: five foot five guy trying to play basketball, so don't
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: try doing what the big guys do. Play to your strengths. Listening,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: You got two big ears right there. Play to your strengths.
• 49:04
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• 49:07
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this one's so fucking true. I've never heard someone
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  Speaker 1: say like this. What's overrated when it comes to sex?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Shower sex. It's so robbery. Oh it is too a
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: it is so robbery. Ah yeah, shower sex.
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  Speaker 2: I used to before I tried it was gonna think,
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  Speaker 2: is this is the greatest thing?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's not. It's also it's it's something about
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  Speaker 1: like I don't know, it doesn't it doesn't work. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't worry because like it's very very very common for
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  Speaker 1: the man to be told in the woman my heart
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: thing too. Yeah, And if the height discripangy is like that,
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  Speaker 1: it's impossible. I have.
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  Speaker 2: That's the carriage, Like the being a fly on the wall.
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  Speaker 1: Watching a man and woman try to have sex and
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  Speaker 1: a shower would be the funniest thing because the woman
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: probably looks quite sexy. The man You're like, you're like
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: if doing a fucking Michael Jackson, I try to get
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  Speaker 1: it in there.
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  Speaker 2: Also, like the light thing in Australia is very bright
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  Speaker 2: in bathrooms, because I'd try to.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a thing everywhere though, just because like lighting
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  Speaker 1: and bathrooms is supposed to be good. Bali like barley showers.
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  Speaker 1: Like I've had showers with my girlfriend in Bali before,
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  Speaker 1: haven't had sexy as the water liken't want to get
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: that shit in your mouth, but those bathrooms are kind
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  Speaker 1: of like sexy and the lightings dim and ye kind
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  Speaker 1: of like but you can kind of go in and
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  Speaker 1: out of the shower shower like it's fucking bright as fuck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and like she's not sexy. No, it's really don't look pale.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say. I've done it plenty of times, but
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  Speaker 1: it's just not sexy. And also I just don't see
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: like I could come yeah doing it. Give me missionary though,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: every day of the week, go for shower sex. Agreed.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: I saw one missionary in all of these had like
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  Speaker 2: fifty thousand people view it.
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  Speaker 1: One missionary was overrated. Missionary overrated, That's what I was thinking.
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  Speaker 1: Been doing. Sorry, missionary only ten out of ten on
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  Speaker 1: IMDb PLO on IMDb plus whatever it's called. All right,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I was Josh, turn this one. I've yeah, this is
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: so true. What's overrated when it comes to sex? Getting
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: pounded fucking.
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  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I just don't see how that is
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  Speaker 2: at all good for either party.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, not at all, like maybe five seconds of it, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and like it's not like enjoyable for the man.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know, Like when I do it, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: this is just like it doesn't feel right. It's kind
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: of like it's an endurance game.
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  Speaker 1: Because also like I myself can't say I've ever like
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  Speaker 1: proper pounded. It's like pounding is such a violent word. Yeah,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: one of our mates is the Jack Rabbit. Yeah, you
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: want to go to pound Jack? How ma, that's the
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: thing pound town? Five seconds? Are we fighting?
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: We went into a war zone. The best positions like
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: the for friction type thing and you both yeah.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Like bodies moving together, the amount of surface area of
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  Speaker 1: skin touching your the other person's amount of surface area
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: of skin, Like the more the better. What's overrated when
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: it comes to sex? Car sex?
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  Speaker 2: Actually I'm going to just a great hey, well, I
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: feel like it's when once it's happening, it's great, But
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: then post and you realize you get a bit of
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  Speaker 2: post that clarity after car sex.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you that. Actually, really, I wouldn't say postal clarity.
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  Speaker 1: I would say like during it's just difficult.
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  Speaker 2: Because like normally when I've done, like you go to
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  Speaker 2: drive away your cars just like foggy, you turn the
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  Speaker 2: things on and like you're both hot, you both hairs
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  Speaker 2: kind of fine, and it smells like red faces and
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: that's like the post not of everything. That's when you're
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: in it doing car sex. It's like one of those
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: things like I shouldn't be here doing this.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah that makes me feel good as we shouldn't be alright,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: what's overrated when it comes to sex? Switching positions? Let
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  Speaker 1: me lay Oh just stay in the same position all
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, I mean I got one says guys
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  Speaker 1: being on the bottom. Yeah, yeah, I want to lay
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  Speaker 1: down to sometimes what do you reckon?
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: The ratio is on top to pillow princess?
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Do you He's a funny thing. Is like I think
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: that you could do missionary the whole time and not
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: be considered a pillar princess. True, because like there's stuff
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  Speaker 1: to be done while Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just meant like laying down. Oh, like what
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  Speaker 2: would I want? Yeah, this is not what's your.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Ratio of you? Ratio? What's all me? Seventy thirty? I'm
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: thinking around sixty five thirty five?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, good, I hogine. We have some friends who
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: are like ninety ten them on the bottom. Really, I
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: think that's so selfish. I'll blow it. Yeah, I can
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: see that a sensey though it was ex Yeah, I
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: could see that happening, all right?
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: What's overrated when it comes to sex cuddling afterwards or
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: anything lovey dovey romantic?
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I want feral and biting. I'm the opposite. I don't
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: mean when you're done having sex and cuddling, I mean
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get off straa, you got to clean up
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  Speaker 1: straight away, and then I can come come back. I
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  Speaker 1: can come back and have like maybe a little cuddle
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  Speaker 1: after that. But also it's like we just spent so
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  Speaker 1: much time touching bodies, we don't really want to touch
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  Speaker 1: bodies anymore. Yeah, Sam, but you want to be like
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: biting and stuff. Yeah, kinky. That was fucking wouldn't know
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  Speaker 1: what to do with myself.
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  Speaker 5: That.
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  Speaker 1: That was amazing. I couldn't imagine that on that. What's
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  Speaker 1: overrated when it comes to sex frequency? Two? Good sessions
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  Speaker 1: go way longer than five okayish seconds? Sorry sessions? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good session goes a long way. That'll last you a week,
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  Speaker 1: A good sash, A good session could last you a week.
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  Speaker 1: You could, you could, you could go a couple of
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  Speaker 1: weeks without having sex and then have a session and
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  Speaker 1: be like that was worth it, and be like we're
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: good for a few more weeks. We're good for either
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  Speaker 1: a week. Sometimes you'd like get cheeky and you're good
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: for one more day and you have another good session,
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  Speaker 1: and then you're like, we're good for a week.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: And then it's also good too when you do have
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: a bad one, you can't need redemption, and the next
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: one's good, we can do better, and then the next day, yeah,
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: do you ever like because sometimes you aren't vibin.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Nah, sometimes you're just thinking like yeah, sometimes like sometimes
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: you just have a standout sash.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: What's overrated when it comes to sex? And I want
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: us to quickly fuck the copyright rules. Pick our sexiest
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: song each sexy music in the background.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Oh he's ever rated?
• 57:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't put music on. Okay, I
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: wouldn't go music on, like we're going to stroke to
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: the rhythm, like.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: If you did have to, oh one song, let's what
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: we can't just a couple of seconds?
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: All right? Okay, No, for real? Have you heard of
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: this band called cigarettes off Sex? Yeah? Oh you've told that,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: You've told me, you say that would be a good
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: second sexy music. I'm not gonna lie. Pick it. When
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I was younger, I used to think that having a
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: sex playlist was cool, and I actually hope that my
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: parents don't ever figure that out think about it.
• 58:29
  Speaker 8: That I.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Can say, let's give it a bit. Pause came and
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: then you got a picture this right, And so what
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  Speaker 1: you have to do is, I feel as though when
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: you're doing having music in the back and you have
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: to picture yourself in kind of like a movie esque
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  Speaker 1: type situation. And so it's like the cameras panning maybe
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: out of a New York City apartment, and this song's, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's been some sexual it's good naked off and there's
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: been some sexual tension between these two people for quite
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  Speaker 1: a while. And oh, I watched the f one movie. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: similar to that. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, all right, to
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  Speaker 1: be fair, your sex playlist wasn't too far off. It
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: was what's yours?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this one's about my wife and her infinite men.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Her kindle's basically a brothel at this point.
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: Okay, my wife faints cheating, but the kindle showers because
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  Speaker 5: she's got thirty fake dudes, all calling them miss There's
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  Speaker 5: a king, a wolf shifter, a demon on deck, and
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: a vampire who's always kissing. The next she laughs, kicks
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: her feet gets a glossy and warm while I'm in
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  Speaker 5: the kitchen fighting tupperware like a storm.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, baby, you.
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  Speaker 5: Girls like, oh mg wait the orcs picked her up
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  Speaker 5: like she's it's fake.
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  Speaker 2: Today we're calling Kate.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Is this Kate?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it is again.
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  Speaker 1: This is Jacob Hello again.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, show me called Amy and I like a couple
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  Speaker 3: of weeks ago.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, okay, this is that's actually that is so fine.
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  Speaker 1: So this is odd his fault because you didn't rub
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  Speaker 1: your name off our whiteboard.
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  Speaker 2: You would have asked me if like we call this
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  Speaker 2: number or not, and you would have said, no.
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  Speaker 1: Well you do all the calling Kate. Anyway, I feel like,
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  Speaker 1: why not double back and do another sign off something?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? Well?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, well, I guess I hope you guys
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  Speaker 3: had a good Christmas in New Year.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you very much. All the bad Christmas in
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  Speaker 1: New Year? How was yours?
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  Speaker 3: Yes it was good. Thanks, Yeah, not too bad, but
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  Speaker 3: it just us being back at work.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's fair. Were you at work when we called you?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, I saw like I saw the something come
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  Speaker 3: in and I was at my desk, and then I
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  Speaker 3: saw the other one comfort and I was like shit,
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  Speaker 3: I should probably out suck, and then.
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  Speaker 2: Better rub Kate's name now, to be fair to us,
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  Speaker 2: to me, we tried someone else before we did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, maybe we'll keep Kate up there, keep her
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: at the fallback. Every week we'll go agan next we
• 1:03:06
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