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Zombeavers, Peacocks, And The Caddyshack Gopher | Tuesday 08.20.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside. You come
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  Speaker 1: laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along
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  Speaker 1: with Trade Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Today is Tuesday, August twentieth,
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. Thanks for joining us inside the treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: The treehouse five days a week. Day number two and
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  Speaker 1: the treehouse is driven by Fairlease. Fairlease dot Org is
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  Speaker 1: the website you can get your fair least in three
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  Speaker 1: simple stuf number one, Go to the website, get a
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  Speaker 1: consultation done step number two. Then you figure out what
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  Speaker 1: the vehicle you want, what kind of terms you want
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  Speaker 1: as far as how many miles and how long you
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  Speaker 1: want the vehicle and all the fun stuff. And then
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  Speaker 1: three they bring you your new car. It's a pretty
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  Speaker 1: good deal at leasing a car with no hassle and
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  Speaker 1: no dealership at fairlease dot Orry. I would like to
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  Speaker 1: point out that this television behind me is off. It
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  Speaker 1: is off. I've made sure it's off unplugged. I did
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  Speaker 1: not unplug it. Look if if if the alleged ghost
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  Speaker 1: wants to kick back and watch The Boys on Amazon Prime,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to do anything to deter it, like
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  Speaker 1: unplug the TV, because that means I got to move
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  Speaker 1: the TV out from the wall. Then I got unplugged,
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  Speaker 1: and that's a pin and I'm not doing that, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm leaving it plugged.
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  Speaker 2: You haven't heard any singing? Have you.
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  Speaker 3: Not?
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  Speaker 1: In this unit?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Next door? So there's there's a unit on either wall
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  Speaker 1: next to us. So we're in the middle unit. We're
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  Speaker 1: the lucky Pierre in this airbnb situation. There's people next
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  Speaker 1: door on both sides and on the side behind me.
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  Speaker 1: Whether it's a short term tenant like like I am,
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  Speaker 1: or if they live there full time, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but I do know that they like to play every
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  Speaker 1: version of guitar, and by every version I mean regular
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  Speaker 1: acoustic and Joe And I'm ninety nine percent sure I've
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  Speaker 1: heard of ukulele.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, and some folks singers living next to you.
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  Speaker 2: Now, have you actually seen people?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 6: Ah.
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  Speaker 1: As much as I want to say yes to that question,
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  Speaker 1: I can't because I haven't. And so now I'm wondering,
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  Speaker 1: does the ghost that you guys think exists along with
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  Speaker 1: my wife? Do you guys think this Airbnb ghost is
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  Speaker 1: in our unit, opening and closing doors and doing something
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  Speaker 1: with a bathroom tampon that we didn't bring, and then
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  Speaker 1: goes next door to its music studio to practice the
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  Speaker 1: banjo and the Yuka leley, and then I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what happens next door on the other side. I do
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  Speaker 1: wonder though, if the ghost that is allegedly haunting me
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  Speaker 1: here in Seattle at this airbnb traveled through the internet
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  Speaker 1: into Raj's tummy because Raj, you sent a text this
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  Speaker 1: morning saying that you've got a bit of a tummy bug,
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  Speaker 1: and you've been up since five thirty. So I have
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  Speaker 1: to ask what I ask everyone when they're under the
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  Speaker 1: weather or they find themselves headfirst in a wood chipper,
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  Speaker 1: I'll uh Tucker and Dale versus Evil.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, it's a little bit better actually holding water down now,
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  Speaker 6: so that's good. At five, I'm at five twenty two ish.
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  Speaker 6: I woke up because I had a dream where I
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  Speaker 6: was sick. In my dream and I was in the
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  Speaker 6: restroom and it was h it was just bad, just
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  Speaker 6: the stomach bug and it was coming out of everywhere.
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  Speaker 6: And I woke up and I was like, oh, that's
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  Speaker 6: not that's about to be reality, and went to the
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  Speaker 6: restroom and everything. I'm assuming it's I had breakfast at
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  Speaker 6: the airport in Wichita, and I'm guessing that's what it was,
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  Speaker 6: because I really didn't. We had lunch when it came back,
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  Speaker 6: but we just grabbed some quick McDonald's and then had dinner.
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  Speaker 6: But it was nothing like crazy, but it was the
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  Speaker 6: airport breakfast, is what I'm assuming did it.
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  Speaker 1: So what's worse airport food or airline food.
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  Speaker 6: It depends on the airline, right, but it depends on
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  Speaker 6: the country. Okay, that's yeah, that's true as well.
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  Speaker 5: One of the sickest sides I've ever been is coming
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  Speaker 5: back from Cabo and at the airport there's a subway.
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  Speaker 5: I'm thinking, oh, it's subway. It's okay, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How is that not their new marketing s logan subway?
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  Speaker 5: That's okay, but clearly they they did not wash the
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  Speaker 5: vegetables in purified.
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  Speaker 6: Water and oh no, yeah that's brutal. Okay, yeah no,
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  Speaker 6: this wasn't even It tasted fine. I do. I'm a
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  Speaker 6: sausage patty guy. I don't like the links, so I
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  Speaker 6: opted for the sausage patty and it tasted funky, like
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  Speaker 6: not bad. But I'm like, this isn't like Jimmy Dean.
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  Speaker 6: This is not my normal go to, so I just
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  Speaker 6: stopped eating it.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, if there's anything that's true ever in the
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  Speaker 1: history of time is that Jimmy Dean has never been funky.
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  Speaker 6: That's that is true.
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  Speaker 1: And so his sausage will line dance still it's you know,
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  Speaker 1: blue in the face. Yeah, but funky it is not. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's for that hippie owens.
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  Speaker 2: And it was sausage.
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  Speaker 1: Did he really Oh no, I said, if oh, tray
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  Speaker 1: he did.
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  Speaker 6: Twitty sausage. Yeah, so I'm assuming that's what it was.
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  Speaker 6: And everything was fine, It didn't feel weird. Just went
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  Speaker 6: to bed and at five point thirty I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: this isn't good. So it about an hour ago, started
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  Speaker 6: to get a little bit better and I could hold
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  Speaker 6: down water. I started like the stomach started growling because
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  Speaker 6: it's a little hungry. But I'm kind of waiting, like
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  Speaker 6: holding off on that for a little bit to see
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  Speaker 6: if we can just keep just you know, a gloss
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  Speaker 6: of to of water down and then I think we'll
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  Speaker 6: be all right.
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  Speaker 1: While I have sympathy for you in being sick and
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  Speaker 1: having a tummy bug, I don't think that's a good
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  Speaker 1: enough reason for you to lash out and then kill
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  Speaker 1: Phil Donahue.
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  Speaker 6: I did. I killed. It's true. This curse is real.
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  Speaker 6: So here's what happened. The lady who was booked us
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  Speaker 6: for or booked me for Dallas and Wichita. Her last
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  Speaker 6: name is Donahue, and I said she's young. She's I
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  Speaker 6: think twenty six, and I said, oh, like Phil Donahue.
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  Speaker 6: She says, who in the world is Phil Donahue, And
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  Speaker 6: I was like, how old are you? Said him twenty six?
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  Speaker 6: I go, you need to know him. He's incredible. He
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  Speaker 6: was an amazing talent and journalistic reporter, had his own,
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  Speaker 6: like Oprah winfree style talk show, go back and watch reruns.
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  Speaker 6: And then he died.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, he's the the godfather, or at least
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  Speaker 1: the father of daytime talk shows, right.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, oh he was, yeah, yeah he was.
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  Speaker 2: He was the Ogi.
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  Speaker 6: Donnie mused his name, and uh, and then he died.
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  Speaker 1: Phil Donna Hue, a journalist and former daytime TV talk
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  Speaker 1: show host, has died, according to a family statement released
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  Speaker 1: to multiple media outlets. UH. The Today Show first reported
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  Speaker 1: his death, saying he had passed at the age of
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  Speaker 1: eighty eight following along illness. No other details were given.
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  Speaker 1: You know, why because no one knows how rash kills
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  Speaker 1: the people that he does.
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  Speaker 6: I don't. I don't. I don't either, Like that's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: Which it makes you so dangerous.
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  Speaker 6: I know. It could just be kind of anything, like
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  Speaker 6: he could have just been walking and tripped or you know,
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  Speaker 6: fell down the stairs, like Richard Simmons hit his head
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  Speaker 6: and that was that, and then he we know that.
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  Speaker 1: That's what happened to Richard Simmons thought.
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  Speaker 6: He hit his head, he had a medical emergency, he
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  Speaker 6: hit his head, but he refused to go to the hospital.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought that's what happened to Gary Coleman.
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  Speaker 6: I think Gary Coleman was pushed down the stairs, wasn't
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  Speaker 6: he by the former wife?
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  Speaker 5: Did Richard refuse to go to the hospital or he
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  Speaker 5: wasn't allowed. There's a lot of questions about who who
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  Speaker 5: was uh, who was calling the shots for older and.
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  Speaker 1: And I smell conspiracy because you know, one person that
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  Speaker 1: would have dug into that Richard Simmons mystery was Phil Donahue.
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  Speaker 1: And now he knocked off that's right, and and and
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  Speaker 1: one of the suspects that we here in the Treehouse
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  Speaker 1: have as to the possible murder of Richard Simmons is
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  Speaker 1: U RAJ. So it sounds to me like you're knocking
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  Speaker 1: off everyone that might be able to finger you in U.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want your murder spree.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't want Richard Simmons fingering me anyway, So.
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  Speaker 2: So, but no, I.
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  Speaker 6: I wanted to disprove this purse theory. And then I
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  Speaker 6: just met this lovely lady and she was very sweet
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  Speaker 6: and just happened to mention her name. And then he
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  Speaker 6: died the next day, and I think I was like,
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  Speaker 6: that's real, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Right, and that makes sense because she didn't know who
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  Speaker 1: he was, so in order to make sure that she
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  Speaker 1: knew who he was, you killed him so she'd be
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  Speaker 1: forced to read about him.
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  Speaker 6: If she checks TMZ, then yes, So I think now
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  Speaker 6: she knows who he at least now she knows who
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  Speaker 6: he is, which she did not two days ago.
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  Speaker 2: Well didn't you do us a public service? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like Phil donnahu might disagree with your methods.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to apologize to the Donahue family. I mean,
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  Speaker 6: what didn eighties TV do to you? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Are you responsible for Dana Plato as well? Like is
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  Speaker 1: Todd Bridges somewhere just hiding in a closet waiting.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, how's Oprah doing? I know she's on
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  Speaker 6: the ozembic and she's lost a lot of weight. Is
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  Speaker 6: she healthy? Is she? We're all good there.
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  Speaker 2: I mean we don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Wait and see on the news tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: Do the cast of the Hollywood Square is needed run
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  Speaker 5: for their lives?
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  Speaker 6: I think I think so because I looked up Jim J.
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  Speaker 6: Bullock the other day.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you look at Jim J. Bullock.
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  Speaker 1: But wasn't the what the original host of Hollywood Squares?
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  Speaker 1: Didn't he just die?
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  Speaker 6: Jeane what was his name? Jean Rayburn?
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  Speaker 1: That said territory.
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  Speaker 5: But that's an NFL referee now, Jean Rayburn was a
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  Speaker 5: match game?
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  Speaker 6: Who somebody just died? And I think it was the original?
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  Speaker 2: It was no, it was oh god? What was he did?
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  Speaker 2: The Newlywood game?
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  Speaker 1: Uh, don't kill Bob? I tried that.
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  Speaker 6: The Yeah, yeah, yeah, How Shadow Steven's doing? I don't
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what's like, I don't know who, like,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know where the curse goes, like, I don't
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  Speaker 6: know how it decides.
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  Speaker 1: It was Peter Marshall, Hollywood Squares host, who died at
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  Speaker 1: ninety eight, Peter Marshall.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, at ninety eight. Why is that news?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying at ninety.
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  Speaker 6: Eight or in.
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  Speaker 1: I mean in ninety eight would have made sense too.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you died ninety eight, that shouldn't That shouldn't
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  Speaker 6: be newsworthy at all.
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  Speaker 1: No, it should be like, hey, man made it to
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  Speaker 1: ninety eight, good for him, and then the rest of
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  Speaker 1: the world gets to play the game of well I
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  Speaker 1: thought he already was, which is what I usually do
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  Speaker 1: to people.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I don't know how the curse lands again.
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  Speaker 6: I just know that I sometimes say somebody's name and
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  Speaker 6: then unfortunate things befall them.
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  Speaker 1: First Valanche, Did I kill him too?
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  Speaker 6: Not yet.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's just a curse on the rest of us.
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  Speaker 7: one of the menu items assessed projects, we got hundreds
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  Speaker 7: to send all the pictures into the office, and so
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  Speaker 7: while I'm in the field actually doing all the work,
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  Speaker 7: it's hard to remember to take all the pictures and
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  Speaker 7: then send them at the same time. So that's a
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  Speaker 7: work in progress. We're gonna get better on it, though.
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  Speaker 7: My goal here in the next month or so is
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  Speaker 7: to get majority of those hundreds of hundreds. I mean, seriously,
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  Speaker 7: we probably got like five hundred projects on here, but
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  Speaker 7: what kind of the homes look like for different colors.
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  Speaker 1: Go to cookdfw dot com. Check out some of the
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  Speaker 1: is still off as you can see, so nothing to be,
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  Speaker 1: nothing to fear in my airbnb today.
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  Speaker 2: What's in that mirror?
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  Speaker 1: Shut up?
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  Speaker 6: I looked. That's how I was like, what is he seeing?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? What is that? Uh, it's art hanging
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  Speaker 1: on the opposite wall, because it's a mirror and it's
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  Speaker 1: it's not a window. The other vice, why do.
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  Speaker 5: You have like a parking garage mirror in what seems
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  Speaker 5: to be your living room?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think it's important to note that I don't
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  Speaker 1: live here. This is an airbnbn Seattle. We're here for
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  Speaker 1: a number of weeks enjoying the nice cool weather, which
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  Speaker 1: it really is. The high today will be around eighty
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  Speaker 1: and it was chilly this morning at fifty nine, which
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  Speaker 1: is also the temperature that usually Dallas is for Christmas.
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  Speaker 5: It's probably so you can see the ghost from you know,
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  Speaker 5: multiple angles.
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  Speaker 1: Jokes on you, tre it's more of a window into
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  Speaker 1: my soul that the ghost look looks into, which, now
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  Speaker 1: that I think about it, and now that I've said
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't really sound like a joke on you. It
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  Speaker 1: sounds like a prank on me. Yeah, But that's not
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  Speaker 1: the only scary thing we covered yesterday. In addition to
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  Speaker 1: the ghost, we also talked about the really scary story
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  Speaker 1: about the New York couple that was paddle boarding near
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  Speaker 1: the Hudson River in upstate New York and they were
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  Speaker 1: attacked by a rabid beaver.
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  Speaker 6: It just gets funnier every time you say it.
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  Speaker 1: That is what is it, Tray?
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  Speaker 5: That is probably one day how I will find my soulmate.
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  Speaker 5: A is you know, some crazy blonde lady with big
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  Speaker 5: cans is trying to you know, chase a rabid beaver down,
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  Speaker 5: calling it, wanting to domesticate.
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  Speaker 2: Name it bucky soul mate.
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  Speaker 1: I actually, uh raj woke up early this morning with
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  Speaker 1: a tummy bug. I woke up thinking about you and
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  Speaker 1: your love life, Tray. Oh, because I actually did think
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  Speaker 1: to myself, I wonder what Trey would do if he
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  Speaker 1: were attacked by an angry beaver, and then I realized
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  Speaker 1: that he would that he would say, if it's attached
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  Speaker 1: to a crazy woman, I'd celebrate because I've found my soulmate.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was just gonna be her nickname, whatever
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  Speaker 1: pet names the two of them come up with for
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  Speaker 1: each other, that's totally their business, and I'd rather not
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  Speaker 1: know about it.
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  Speaker 6: Just rabbit beaver.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, like any like most people like, come on,
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  Speaker 1: honey is outdated, babies overused.
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  Speaker 5: Honey badgers, My little honey badgers.
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  Speaker 1: That's what Trey says as he is he gets home
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  Speaker 1: from work and slaps her on the button. She punches
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  Speaker 1: him into face and off to the bedroom they go
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  Speaker 1: odd love. It really is a tale as old as time.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, the story about the couple paddle boarding in
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  Speaker 1: the Hudson River getting attacked by a rabbid beaver reminded
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  Speaker 1: me of a little film that I still have no seen,
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  Speaker 1: but I did remember the title and I remembered seeing
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  Speaker 1: the trailer for it many years ago. And I'm wondering
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  Speaker 1: if you guys have heard of this little film. Okay,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: this little film came out, I believe in twenty fifteen,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: and you know the term low budget movie, that's a
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: high bar for this movie called Zombiavers. I believe instead
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: of low budget film, this is what would be considered
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: a no budget film. And to prove it, I'm now
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: going to share with you the Zombiavers trailer. And I
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: don't remember, but I don't so like we all were
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: all aware of cocaine bear, right in order for there
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  Speaker 1: to be a cocaine bear. Their first was a Zombieaver's.
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  Speaker 4: What is that looks like a beaver?
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  Speaker 6: Dam?
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  Speaker 1: So here you've got three girls and bikinis hanging out
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  Speaker 1: on a lake on top of one of those sun decks,
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  Speaker 1: and the speci splashy. We're staying over there in my
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  Speaker 1: cousin's place.
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  Speaker 4: We were looking for beavers.
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  Speaker 6: Well, and we all, yes, that's the answer. That's the
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: answer you give three women. Yes, I love it already.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: And that's after you, that's after you do a nice
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: big chaw spit. I'd also like to point out that I,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: while I did not get a chance, you had to
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: look up that actor's name who delivers that stellar line.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: He's been in a number of mainstream films. Yeah, he
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: was familiar. He was in Cliffhanger. He was one of
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: the bad guys in Cliffhanger with Sylvester Stallone and John Liftgow.
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  Speaker 6: So the end, Uh, what's the what's the other guy's name?
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: Tate David Jennifer Ands And I think he's in the
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: movies as well, in Zombieaver's No, no, no, in Cliffhanger.
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  Speaker 6: But nobody's in Zombiaver's But this is where all the
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: money went? Was that one guy?
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I know you say that, but after doing a little
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: bit of research this morning, after thinking about Trey and
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: his angry beaver soulmatee uh. There is also on YouTube
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: a little section where it shows that this movie had
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: a couple of surprise cameos. One was Bill Burr and
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: the other is John Mayer. I can only assume that
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: John Mayer H four went for goed any sort of
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: payment for the film and just accepted the three actresses
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: you saw sending themselves in the lake that.
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  Speaker 6: Was his payment. Yeah. I just figured he was high
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  Speaker 6: and stumbled onto a set.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: That also might be a possibility.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: It's trying to write a love song to it.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Your body's like an angry beaver. That would be the
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: song that you and your soulmate danced to at the
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: wedding trade.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so go burn and then well I can't what's
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: the guy's name that we just recognized.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't look it up.
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  Speaker 4: I've had enough excitement for one day.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: What was little Jack Russell terrier dog, which you know
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: gets it in this movie? From the producers, Kevin Fever,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: the ring where the Miller's and American Pie. It's like
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: they went slumming it on this one. This is like
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  Speaker 1: a total passion project.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Someone in there in the shower.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: There's a beaver in the bathroom. So one of the
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: boyfriends beats it with a with a bat and they
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: see little bloody beaver pop prints that walk off. Hence
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: the zomb beavers. Please go swimming now, next level of zombie.
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  Speaker 4: I have referred to any of you.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: There might be more beavers.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Step blood.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen a real beaver before close a.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Fat wrap.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Turn against each other right now. I'm sorry, is it
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: too much for you? Try girl in.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: The MKINI like spread?
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: Oh? Is that it's the beaver pov shot.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: H Beavers on blondes. Please back it.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: Up here, I know you got you have to sure.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I can do that. Mm hmm, hang on, hang on,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: trying to get there.
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  Speaker 6: We go.
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  Speaker 2: We sure can't get through them, but.
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  Speaker 6: No lamb jump enough for this.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Zomb beavers.
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  Speaker 2: And that actor's name is Rex Lynn.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Ah.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I just want you to know somebody they walked
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: into a movie studio and said we got an idea.
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: It's called zombieavers. And Holly went, here's a bag of money.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing ra as you saw in the
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: trailer where it said it's from the producers of all
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: these actual successful films, and they said, Hey, we want
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: to come in and do this dumb movie, and all
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: the studios were like, all right, sure, go for.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: It was this on the heels of Sharknado.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I believe Sharknado was already on like its second or
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: third installment by the time Zombiavers came around.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, if this had been COVID, then you go, okay, but.
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: I know that's the shot that that's the I guess
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: that would be their version of the money shot.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: It would be. And I'm glad you bring that back
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: up because it's important that you not only witnessed the
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: trailer that I'm showing you of Zombieaver's, but perhaps we
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: should see the film in its entirety to appreciate the
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: artistic endeavor that I'm sure it was, but not only that,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: but to truly appre shape this film. I think it's
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: important that you also appreciate the movie. Poster for it,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Trey zomb Beavers, they damn you to hell, and it's
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: a drawing of a chicken a bikini holding a knife,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: leg spread, legs spread, with a zombie beaver headed right
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: towards her crotch.
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  Speaker 6: It also looks like the gopher from caddy Shack that
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: they just kind of dressed up to make this zombieaver.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: You know what, maybe it's a maybe it's maybe it's
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: a it's an offshoot, it's.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: A repurposed gopher.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: He was so and so out of work for so long,
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: he just took anything.
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: He's just on drugs, acually dried up. He's still doing
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: the Caddyshack dance and like ill to think thrown change
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: at him.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Like it's really hard when Holly would type casts. They
• 27:04
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  Speaker 1: for some news, but not just any news, the most
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: stupid news that we could find. This is actually a
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  Speaker 1: sad story and I need to put on my serious
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  Speaker 1: face and my straight pants here a YouTuber has been
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: arrested and detained in India after cooking and eating a peacock.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: That's my people, A video posted to Kodan prine Kumar's
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: channel of him consuming a curry apparently made from the
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: bird is a protected national species. Police said he was
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: detained on Monday and jailed after other videos in his
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: mobile phone confirmed that the bird he cooked was suspected
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: to be a peacock. Now, Kumar has denied the allegations
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: of recording himself cooking and eating a peacock and then
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: posting it on YouTube. However, evidence in the form of
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: the YouTube video he posted, which is titled Traditional Peacock
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Curry Recipe, says he's probably guilty. He tried saying no, no, no,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: that's not peacock, that's chicken. So what the investigators did
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: was is they found a pot of the leftover peacock
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: curry with quotations and sent it to a forensic lab
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: for testing. So if it comes back as peacock, he's
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: he's gonna be in trouble in India.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, And it's like the Wild West over there too,
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: like the cops can beat confessions out of you, like
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: they still whoa, yeah, so he might have just made
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: chicken Kirky.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: And a video that pissed off the.
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: Cops, like I'm gonna arrest his kid and whoop his ass.
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: It's very much like that. I was there for a
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: buddy of mine's wedding in two thousand and the cop
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: would stop like I would say, have a car service
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: come pick me up and take me back to my
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: aunt uncle's place from the wedding venue. And I get
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: stopped by the same cop every night, And finally I
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: was just like, I'm gonna be here for two more weeks.
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: How much do you how much money do you because
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: they just bought bribes, I was like, how much money
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: do you need? And at first I was very like, hey,
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: you can't do this. You can't it's extortion. And he's like,
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: I'll put you in prison and your family won't hear
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: from you for the next couple of weeks. So what
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: do you want to do? And I was like, cool, man,
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: how much is it gonna take? And he told me
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: the amount and I was like that that's about eight dollars. Uh,
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: you may have that. It is very much on that
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: on that level, so I'm sure that they the kid
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: was just making a video and now he's sitting in
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: Do you know what city this isn't? Do you know
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: what part of India?
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Sure, I can get give you some more details. I
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: left a lot of them out because I don't know
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: the region and I don't know how to pronounce the
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: city's names.
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: That's when you send me the story first and think
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: about that.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I like to surprise you with with things.
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: Yes, my middle name is also Kumar.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: So so he is now in jail on fourteen days
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: remand under the Wildlife Protection Act of India and now
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: the court will decide whether he'd remain inside or get bail.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: That's according to the police superintendent in the southern state
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: of Telangana.
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: You want to spell it.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: T E l A N G A n A now
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: the what stating it Telangana Telangana? Okay, I was pretty close.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: The suspect, Prene Kumar from Fungalapi near Hyderabad, Yeah, denied
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: the allegations, claiming the dish was made with chicken. Once published,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: the video provoked a backlash from social media Usit from
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: social media users, some of them accused the would be
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: social media star of promoting illegal wildlife consumption and disrespecting
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: a national symbol, according to the Times of India. Further
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: investigation claims his YouTube channel found a video demonstrating how
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: to cook a wild boar curry, which raised concerns about
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: whether it promoted illegal hunting. The Indian peacock, identified with
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: its vibrant blue color and a regal wingspan among males,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: holds special symbolic importance in India.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: I was about to ask it, Raj.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: They if it's like a religious symbol or something, because
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: if you've ever been around peacocks, they're really men birds.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: I's gonna say the same thing. I don't think they're
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: an I know they do a lot of like they
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: sell a lot of I don't know how this works,
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: but they sell a lot of like the peacock feathers,
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: like they make pens out of them, They make jewelry
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: out of them, so maybe that's why. But they're very mean.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they are.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Actually I don't know what a group of peacocks is called,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: but there is a number of them.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: On the island.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: You should be sorry.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: I just saw a space light up and I knew
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: it was about to happen.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: A group of peacocks is called a gang bang. I'm
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: so excited, which knows you look really really ashamed.
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: I'm ashamed of you and proud of you at the
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: same time. I don't know. I think this is what
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: being a father is like, Like I don't want to
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: claim you, but I love you.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Anyway. There are a handful of peacocks on the island
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: of Saint John. They're they're wild. They you know, they're
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: they roam around. I'm pulled into a gas station once.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I almost ran one over because it was hidden behind
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: a little half wall. But they seem pretty docile. I don't.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I don't see them jumping on anyone without their consent.
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: No, but they do like they they've been known to.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: They do.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: They're very very territorial birds. So like if you're in
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: their space, like they'll come after you. It's like the geese,
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: like the park or whatever like that comes after you
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: forgetting too close.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Swans will Swans will do that as well. I can
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: speak from experience. A swan will attack you.
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: Oh really, you've been a time by a swan. How
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: do we not know this story?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I've told it before.
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: You attacked by a swan? Okay, yeah, I've never heard
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: it happened.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I want me to tell you. All right, So there
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I was. I was twelve or thirteen years old. My
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: mom and I were on a vacation at a place
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: called the Wio Ranch outside of San Antonio, Texas, and
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: we were doing a little horseback ride. And the dudes
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: that worked this vacation dude ranch, had told us that
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: if we ever go by this particular pond, be aware
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: of the black swan. And well, we go buy this pond.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I get off my horse and I'm walking around. I
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: think I'm skipping rocks in this pond, and out of nowhere,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: my mom screams, look out, she's still on her horseback.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I look off to my left and I see this
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: black swan coming out of the water with its huge
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: wings flapping and coming at me and squawking at me.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: And my mom bought us cowboy boots for the trip.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: So I'm wearing Cowboy boots, which are brand new, which
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: anyone that's ever had new Cowboy boots, No, they're very
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: slippery on the bottom because they're not scuffed up yet.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: So I slipped to my brand new ropers on the
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: rocks on the shore of this pond and I slip
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: and I fall, and next thing I know, this huge
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: black swan is over the top of me, attacking me
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: with its wings and trying to peck at me with
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: its beak. So I did the one thing I knew
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: to do from fourth grade taekwondo, and that was to
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: sidekick it in the neck.
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: Okay, all right, well you know I mean, and.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Back into the pond it went. And back on the
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: horse I got and rode off into the sunset, vowing
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: never to return to that pond again and wondering why
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: did this swan have to be black?
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: You can't have a gang bang without a black swan's
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: gonna run it.
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  Speaker 1: road and crashed into trees just off the highway. Video
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  Speaker 1: showed the vehicle traveling at high speeds and barely avoiding
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  Speaker 1: another vehicle before the crash. According to Henry Hun, who
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  Speaker 1: took the video, said, the car just kept going left, left, left,
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  Speaker 1: and then once that red car comes passing him, I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, this is serious, and once boom he hits
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  Speaker 1: the tree. I'm like, this is serious. Appreciate that eyewitness account.
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  Speaker 1: Realizing that it's serious. When a out of control UPS
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  Speaker 1: truck runs into a tree. The Anna Police Department confirmed
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  Speaker 1: they responded to the crash. While it's under investigation, the
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  Speaker 1: assistant police chief confirmed a medical incident did happen and
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  Speaker 1: the driver was taken to the hospital. He was released
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  Speaker 1: on Saturday and is recovering at home. It was soon
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  Speaker 1: after that that the President and principal officer for the
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  Speaker 1: Teamsters Local seven sixty seven unions said this could have
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  Speaker 1: been a very dangerous situation for the driver along with
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  Speaker 1: the general public. That is David Reeves. He says the
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  Speaker 1: driver suffered from heat related illness. He says the driver
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  Speaker 1: called UPS to alert him that he wasn't feeling well.
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  Speaker 1: After six or seven hours on the job, he was
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  Speaker 1: told to drop off his packages with another driver before
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  Speaker 1: ending his shift. And the issue that, according to the
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  Speaker 1: union they have is once one of our drivers explains
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  Speaker 1: to the company that they have severe heat related injuries,
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  Speaker 1: they need to be shut down for the day. This
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  Speaker 1: is unacceptable. He plans to sit down with the company
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  Speaker 1: and discuss what happened. I think maybe it's time for
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  Speaker 1: those brown trucks to get some air conditioning.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they don't have it right. I was going to
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  Speaker 6: ask you that they don't have air conditioning inside the car.
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  Speaker 2: Now, for the most part, they drive around with the
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  Speaker 2: door open.
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  Speaker 6: That's what it is, okay, Yeah, and in this heat,
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  Speaker 6: that's I mean, I can't even imagine.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm actually amazed that first time ever hearing of that,
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  Speaker 5: because that does seem like, uh, it happened more often.
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  Speaker 1: I do believe something like this did happen last year.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if it's in this story somewhere,
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  Speaker 1: but I thought I read somewhere that a UPS driver
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  Speaker 1: had actually died from a heat related situation last year.
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  Speaker 6: Hm. Yeah, they need to. I mean, I don't even
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  Speaker 6: know how you how you make new vehicles without AC. Well.
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  Speaker 1: According to this all vehicles purchased after January first, twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty four, will have air conditioning installed inside, but the
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  Speaker 1: local union says at this point, the vast majority of
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  Speaker 1: vehicles do not have air conditioning.
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  Speaker 6: That's crazy in Texas. That's insane to me.
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  Speaker 1: It's insane anywhere, but yeah, you're right, especially in Texas.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not there right now, but I still
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  Speaker 1: get the weather alerts. I still get the excessive heat
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  Speaker 1: warnings on my phone. For North Texas. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: it's insane to have anything without any outside job like that,
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  Speaker 1: without you know, certain protocols and guidelines in place to
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  Speaker 1: make sure you know, you don't die just because you're
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  Speaker 1: delivering some packages to people, because you've got to make
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: sure they get their new AA chips in time.
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  Speaker 6: And now the irony would have been if he crushed
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  Speaker 6: it because he was hammered.
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  Speaker 1: They do not think alcohol has played any role in
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: that in this particular situation. But it's also a great
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  Speaker 1: stinging bearded fireworms are washing up on Texas beaches. Bearded
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• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Texas State fraternities on spring break?
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  Speaker 2: Why U TA has the same same week we do.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: You have the same spring break week, but only Texas
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  Speaker 1: State has its own strain of chlamydia.
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  Speaker 5: And I would guess Texas State is probably fifteen percent
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  Speaker 5: of the size of UT and uh, but I bet
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  Speaker 5: it has more strippers.
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  Speaker 1: It does. Yeah, fifteen percent of the size of UT.
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  Speaker 1: One hundred percent of the dancers in Austin.
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  Speaker 6: God bless the Yellow Rose.
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  Speaker 1: May it live forever. Oh you better not. I just
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