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New Brew, New Year — Episode 72: Toasts, Tales & Trouble · Bru Bruthas Podcast

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  All right. What it brew, boo? What it brew, boo?
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  What up, Alan? Not much. Happy 2026. Yes, sir.
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  Kind of a little lengthy intro, but, you know, we got to pay the bills. It's okay. No doubt.
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  Shout out to FAS. Yeah. AFS. AFS? Yeah. I thought it was FAS.
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  No. That's fetal alcohol syndrome.
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  That's how we're going to start our year. My bag. My bag.
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  What is it called again? Automated Financial Services. Automated Financial Services.
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  Shout out to Automated Financial Services.
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  That was the first time we ran that ad, so I can see why.
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  Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Sorry, you guys. And also your FAS. Yeah, yeah. FAS.
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  Yeah. Yeah, that part. Hey, can you turn on my headphones a little bit?
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  They're really... Oh, yeah. Which one is it? I think it's the number two.
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  This one? Yeah. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk,
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  talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. Okay. That's better.
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  All right. Sweet. Thanks.
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  How about you, Alan? You good? I'm good. Cool.
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  It's quieter, but it's nice. You got to fix this camera, though.
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  You got to fix Alan's camera, yeah. He's always moving. Yeah.
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  Alan's always like in a different area. God. My bad. It's not your fault. It's the camera.
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  Sure of it. It's Paul. Blame Paul. Yeah. How was New Year's? How was your end of 25?
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  You know what? I'm rung in it with you guys. Yeah. So it was pretty good,
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  man. It was good. We went to Southgate.
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  That was cool, you know?
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  And I'm working with the people I love. You know how it is, man.
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  We hit up Chars before. Yeah, we went to Chars. Oh, we went to Chars. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  God, their food is just good. That was amazing, right? Yeah. Holy fuck, phenomenal.
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  And then Johnny was nice enough to give us a little bit of that tequila Ocho
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  Blanco. Yes, that was fucking delicious.
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  Oh, man. Yeah, you guys were upset because I shot it. That's what you do with
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  tequila. Yes, I'm not mad at all.
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  I swished it around in my mouth. And then I breathed it in. That counts. At least you enjoyed it.
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  Wrong win, Paul. Oh, it's still not on the right one?
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  Hit that sound thing and then just go to the arrows.
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  There you go. I guess just maybe leave it there. Try it now.
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  That's what I did, though. Pause.
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  Nah, pause that. All right, we're gonna pause the swish it around in my mouth part.
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  That was a little awkward. You gotta watch what you say sometimes.
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  That's just, we're gonna have
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  to make that a bunch of swish It's not like there were swimmers in there.
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  You still swissed it around your mouth. It sounded really awkward coming out
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  of your mouth. You gargled it?
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  We'll just have to find a way to make that into something. We just swissed it
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  around your mouth a little bit. Yeah, that's all.
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  Yeah. Hey, you know what? Since we're talking about, you know,
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  swallowing and gargleding and all this stuff, let's give a shout out to Gretchen, Paul. Oh, shoot.
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  Let's give a shout out to Gretchen. Start it off with a banger.
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  We'll just go there. We'll just go right there, Paul. We'll just stay there.
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  Just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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  Shout out to Paul's new friend Gretchen Happy birthday Gretchen If you listen
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  to the BrewBuzz podcast Here's some more Swallow coming,
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  I'm sure Gretchen is a very pleasant man.
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  I don't know about that, Paul. All right.
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  Is this place bulletproof? I'm just curious. I don't think so.
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  I may need to get bulletproof windows here. We'll have to try this out.
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  Yeah. We'll pass on to Gretchen's stuff.
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  Shout out to Gretchen. That's it. Yeah. Hopefully Gretchen isn't watching this.
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  Maybe. Never know. Yeah. Yeah, we're just dogging on this.
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  No. Oh, this lonely person that was at the bar on her birthday,
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  and none of her friends showed up. Them's birthday.
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  Yeah, on them's birthday, and none of Gretchen's friends showed up.
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  Like, what the fuck is that, yo?
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  That's some real bullshit, right? You invite your friends out for your birthday,
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  and nobody shows up? Yeah.
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  Damn, that's a cold fucking world, man. Yeah. Do you guys watch Landman?
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  Yep. Of course. Oh, you should have seen the last episode. they clowned on Minneapolis so bad.
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  Don't tell me. I haven't watched it yet. I got it saved.
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  So I'm sorry. Oh, you guys watch. They just clown on Minneapolis.
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  That's all right. A-dress in.
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  I'm glad they're leaning into it because you know what? It's entertainment. Yeah.
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  What do you expect from the movies? You know, to get some views,
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  we'll just clown on whoever, you know?
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  I get it. I get it. It's the game. We'll talk about it next episode when you
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  guys see it. Yeah, yeah. We'll definitely talk about it.
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  I mean, I love Landman. And, I mean, I can't remember the wife's name,
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  but she's a smoke show. Oh, Demi Moore? No, not Demi Moore.
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  Demi Moore. The one from Varsity Blues. Oh, Allie something is her actual name.
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  Yeah. Yeah, she's a fucking smoke show from then until now. Yes. Jesus.
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  Demi Moore, her smoke show's moments are over. Yeah.
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  Now she just looks like a smoke show. No, now you got Allie.
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  Now you got the girl. Now you got the wife, Allie, who's still. You mean the daughter.
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  The daughter, too. The daughter's a smoke show, too. Oh, Jesus.
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  Yeah, the daughter's a smoke show.
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  I mean, anyway, they're just a whole bunch of smoke running around here.
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  Yeah. That's it. They're high. I mean, they're fucking high.
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  Somehow Billy Bob always lands his roles with the hot chicks. Hot ladies, right?
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  He's like, I need to talk to his man. I know, right?
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  It's like, hey, hey, Billy Bob is Billy's oldest shit, but we're going to hook
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  him up with the hottest chick.
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  You know it. I was like, hey, Billy Bob, we're going to make this movie where
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  you're going to bang Halle Berry. You want in? Yeah.
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  Oh, maybe. Yeah, I'll do it.
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  I'll do it. No problem, buddy. You know, he was like, I saw those titties out
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  of Swordfish. I'm like, I'm fucking doing that. Yeah, hell yeah.
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  Yeah, she's hot, man. Yeah, God. I can't remember her name right now.
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  But he married Angelina Jolie? Yeah. And he married to her? Yeah, he was married to her.
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  Their love together was they had each other's blood in the vials around their necks. Oh, Jesus.
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  They were fucking nuts. Some real Hollywood shit. Billy Bob's one of those guys
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  who made a deal with the devil to get this to work.
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  Yeah, he just sold his soul for sure.
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  You could just tell he sold his soul. Angelina Jolie, she actually got hotter, like, with age.
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  Yeah. Because, like, she was in that movie Hackers. Yeah. And she was hot,
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  but, and then she, like, just aggressively got, like, way hotter.
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  And her dad is, like, John Voight.
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  Yeah. Who's just, like. Crazy, right? Who's just, like. Yeah.
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  His voice alone is just good for, like, voice acting alone is great.
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  But you would think that Angelina Jolie, like, had surgery for,
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  like, her cheekbones and stuff, but that shit's just natural.
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  Yeah. It's a strong, it's a strong look. Yeah. She's good looking, man. She's a smoke show.
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  I mean, she's gotten, yeah, you're right. She's gotten hotter.
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  Yeah. Anyway, this is episode 72.
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  New Brew New Year. Yeah, baby. So we got New Brew New Year.
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  It's 2026. I want to welcome everybody to the Brew Brothers Podcast.
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  Paul, did you do anything special for New Year's?
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  Well, I did, but it turned out bad. Okay. You want to tell everybody or no?
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  No. Okay. Alan, well, we hung out, Alan. Yeah.
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  We went to Southgate. So like, was it a band? No, it was a DJ. Yeah.
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  DJ Wheels. DJ Wheels. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because he's in a wheelchair.
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  I'll just let you know. I ended up driving home at 1.30 in the morning from
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  Devil's Lake to Grand Forks. Why?
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  It's New Year's. You get killed by a deer. Yeah. Yeah. Not good.
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  Yeah, who needs that, right? No. No? All right, whatever, you know.
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  I mean, it was a new year, whatever. We brung it in. We partied like rock stars.
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  We danced. We sang songs, you know. It was just some cool shit.
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  It wasn't nothing, like, spectacularly special.
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  It was just special because I was with people I love. That's all. That's all.
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  I'm cool with it. Yeah. We'll just roll with that. Yeah. What are we drinking,
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  Alan? Alan's always just popping shit real quick.
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  So we're celebrating the end of 25, and I've got one.
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  This is the last one I've got. bathroom you got yeah but it's sierra nevada's
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  celebration it's a fresh hop ipa,
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  this is definitely tastes like an ipa oh yeah this is let me turn on one of
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  my favorites from them because it's hot in here paul holy shit it's every year
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  i thought i was i thought i was back in a slave ship i'm just joking.
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  Oh shit i was trying to think of that fucking song in my head for cotton is
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  picking through my head slave out here and shit you know what i'm saying the
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  pick a bell cotton song is running through my head i was just so happy to be here paul,
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  i mean yes master yes master no who's got james out here told me good boy i
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  was trying to think of what the name of the actor was. He was the one on Star Trek.
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  Reading Rainbow guy. Yeah. Vin Vereen? No, no, no, the other guy.
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  What's his fucking name? He was the one that played Toby. I know,
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  what's his name? Oh, shit. He's a good actor.
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  I was going to say Jamal or something, though. Nah. Why you got to give him
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  such a blackest name, Jamal? What is that shit, Paul?
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  Because his name is probably fucking Jamal. It's like saying his name is Raheem.
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  Raheem. Raheem.
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  LeVar Burton LeVar LeVar That doesn't sound like fucking Jamal LeVar That's
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  still a really That's still a pretty good name It's not like it was Derek Hey
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  listen You know what Actually it's Dirk You know what I'm trying to take it He said Dirk.
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  The fuck What were you drinking Alan Oh.
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  We're drinking Celebration by Sierra Nevada The Fresh Hop IPA This is one They
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  do at the end of every year.
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  Nice. And it's a fresh hop batch. So what that'll do is take hops freshly picked,
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  throw them in the wort, and cook them in the secondary so they'll get that fresh
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  aroma aromatics up the nose. It's gross.
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  Yeah, I don't like it. It's piney and citrusy. Very piney.
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  Citrusy. I love it, but I know it's not your guys' thing. Not my thing.
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  This is like one of the few IPAs I'll just crush. Hey, we got a special guest in the building.
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  Piggy Smalls is here. Oh, shit. That's Piggy Smalls, man. You on camera?
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  What? Get Piggy on camera, man. Piggy, you got to be on camera.
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  Piggy don't really talk, you know? He just kind of just sits there and just
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  chill. He's an oinkaholic. Yep, there he is.
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  Oinkaholic. There he is. Piggy Smalls. Get a picture of Piggy Smalls there.
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  We'll have him at Pork and Brew. Yeah, Piggy Smalls will be at Pork and Brew. Yeah.
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  Pork and Brew, January 31st, guys. What up, Piggy? Don't say nothing.
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  Just chill there, okay? Nice to see you.
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  Nice for you to join us, Piggy. Yeah. Cheers. Cheer us on, buddy.
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  Yeah, cheers. So anyway, celebration, Alan. This shit is gross.
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  Hey, send me a picture of Piggy Smalls. I'll use AI and I'll actually put him to life. Okay, cool.
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  Look at this wannabe dude. Oh, look at this fucking guy. Oh, Manny's here?
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  Nice of you to join us, Manny. What's up, Manny? We just had some random African
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  guy just walking in the building, too.
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  He's the one who claims he's got to be the coolest guy in the room. Yeah.
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  Have a seat, man. Have a seat, bro. You're below Piggy Smalls,
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  though. Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
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  You can't pull it. Yeah, I got to fix this thing. It's getting worse. How was your jog?
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  You got to put headphones on in the fucking mic there, bro.
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  You guys are acting real fucking brand new, yeah? You look like you came from
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  the whitest neighborhood ever wearing that suit and didn't even sweat.
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  You went for a power walk with every bougie soccer mom.
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  Yeah yeah you gotta bring the mic to your your face dad can
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  you hear it is that a million dollars in iranian money because that shit's
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  pretty good you gotta talk into the hold on hold on i think it's on the oh it's
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  off there you go talking to my there you go there you go there's that sexy voice
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  it's a sexy voice there you go hold up hold up hello oh shit the fuck is that he's gonna be,
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  just use his voice for the fucking tarot card reading from the 90s Miss Cleo
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  yeah we should he just did his Cleo we need his laugh on the soundboard we do need his laugh yeah,
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  we'll get his laugh later that'd be hilarious actually where's my beard gentleman
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  well you're too late for this beer,
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  you missed the first one you missed the first one you missed the first one what's
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  the second round it's coming soon yeah it's coming soon here are we doing peanut
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  butter you wouldn't like that one anyway peanut butter's good yeah you wouldn't
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  like I liked the first one anyway.
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  First one was horrible. Should I wash this out, bro?
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  You'll be fine. You'll be fine. I'm just excited to go home and eat some Parrots
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  K. Oh, yeah. Oh, you got Parrots K at home?
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  Yeah, because when I got home, I was so shit-faced, I didn't eat my decor.
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  I fell asleep on the couch. Shit.
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  I have overhead LED lights, and I was too lazy to get up and turn them off,
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  so I just put a blanket over my face.
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  You just fell asleep? Yeah. Oh, shit. There you go.
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  Don't worry. I sleep on the couch all the time, too. Yeah?
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  Yeah. I'm tired. Fuck it. And my room is like right there, you know?
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  Well, I also had to sleep on the couch because apparently my dog decided to take a piss on my bed.
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  God. That's why I don't have animals and shit. That's why I got no animals. Exactly.
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  Fuck that. I don't miss that shit. I don't want to. You can have all the animals
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  in the fucking world. I don't want one.
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  Yeah. And you know what? You have those mattress protectors that they say nothing can get through.
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  That's a bug. I work for Slumberland and Sleep Number.
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  Yeah, this shit's a lie, dude. Dude, every single time somebody pisses a bed,
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  it goes right through those mattress protectors. They're lying.
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  But luckily, because I was at Sleep Number, they had one of those industrial
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  steam cleaners. Right. And so I just stole that shit.
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  Fuck, yeah. Do you still have it? Do you still have it? That's a good piece
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  of equipment to have. Oh, dude, they're like $3,000.
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  I know, and they go for a while. Yeah. So I just steamed the shit out of my bed.
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  I need a fucking vacuum. That's what I need. I need a good vacuum. Vacuum is like $100.
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  Vacuum? No, not a good one. You got to spend $200. You got no pads, man.
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  No. What do you mean? So just buy this, a regular one. A regular... Wow.
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  Condo dollar, $80. But that's the thing. They're like, they're disposable now.
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  So if you go to the vacuum store across the way, what is it,
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  Forks Vacuums? Yeah, yeah. You can buy like a vacuum for like $800.
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  Yeah. And they can, you know, fix that shit.
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  But if you get like a Bissell, if it breaks, just throw it in the garbage and go buy a new one.
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  Buy a new one. Because there's no fixing them. Can't fixing them now? Yeah.
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  What the fuck is that? That's how Dyson's are. You got some paper towels, bro?
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  What did you do? I just spilled a little bit, but not, you know.
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  I don't want the coastal police to get on me here, yeah?
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  I just spilled it on the table. The first guy Iced with Target is him.
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  Me? You. You know what?
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  He looks messy. Listen, if ice came to me while I was walking,
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  I would be like, what are you doing in this country?
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  Look, we are iced kind of. I would try to have an accent and be like,
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  I am not from here. Where are you from? Why are you moving this shit?
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  I didn't do that. That's Paul.
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  Ah, damn it. I need to fix this table so bad. It's good, though.
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  That's all right. We'll be all right. We'll make it through.
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  I'm a storm guy. You know what I would do if Ice came to me? What's that?
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  Be like, hey, how's your day? How's your day, right?
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  Alan, so what are we drinking? I know we're drinking one of my favorite beers,
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  one of my favorite brewing companies. Hey, let me see that. One of my favorite places.
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  Left Hand. Yeah. Left Hand Brewing out of Colorado.
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  Colorado. They make good beer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can get behind that.
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  That's cool. These guys are on Long Mount.
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  Yeah. These guys have been around for. A long time.
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  Almost 20 years. 20 years. But this whole series for Left Hand,
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  their, their Nitro Milk, their Milk Stouts, they had their traditional Milk
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  Stout. Then they did a bunch of variants of it too.
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  The peanut butter one, which we have right now. They did a strawberry,
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  an orange. I remember that.
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  They've done a mint, a chocolate mint. Yep. They've done so many things to them.
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  It's good because it's one of their knockouts.
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  Yeah, yeah. It's probably one of the best. I love it. Peanut butter,
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  milk style. It's just tasty as fuck, yeah.
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  It's one of the better beers that I've ever had. Yeah, especially because all
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  these are only on nitros, and it's so much better.
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  Yeah, yeah, I love it. I think it's a great beer. What do you think,
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  Paul? You like this one? Yeah, it's good. Yeah? Yeah.
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  Pretty good beer, right? Yeah. Yeah, it does, though. Manny,
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  you like it? It's good. It's my favorite. I like the chocolate.
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  You like the chocolate? Oh, okay. Was that a play on words?
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  Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Yeah, we got Manny here today, guys.
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  So, you know, the energy should be a little more hyped up.
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  I'm always hyped up. All right. What are you hyped up for? Focus.
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  His velour tracksuit says otherwise. His velour, yeah, velour tracksuit.
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  Yeah, he's wearing a special tracksuit. You...
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  Hey. Yeah, we just had a really good looking woman. We just had a really attractive lady walk by.
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  Yeah, I'm facing the wrong direction now. I don't know why I took this care.
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  The chairman is here. Yeah, yeah. Jesus.
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  We saw her. We don't see too many black girls in North Dakota.
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  She was pretty attractive. My name is Manny Dre was searching me out.
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  Yeah, she heard you. I'm sure she heard you. Fuck out of here.
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  You never know. Maybe she's falling.
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  Oh, fuck. Good Lord. Here he goes. Anyway, so, oh, Manny, what'd you do on New
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  Year's, man, this year? We were working, man.
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  No, no, we worked, but we worked, but then we got off. What do you mean?
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  Oh, I went home. You went home? All the family came home, you know.
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  So we had a good time, chill, and have fun. That's it. That's it?
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  Oh, yeah, I did took a day off, I remember.
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  Yeah, you did. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. How was that? It was good?
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  It was good, man. It was good. Just hanging out with kids. Big dogs.
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  Lost in main event fight. He was there, you know. Oh, yeah. His cousin in the UFC.
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  Really? David. Yeah, David Onama. He had a big fight in Las Vegas.
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  He lost that fight. That's your cousin? Yeah. Oh, damn.
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  Yeah, he lost his fight. What was he doing? 45, 55? Yeah.
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  Where did you fall from? I don't know. Hold on a second. Hey, Dave.
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  I'm just recording the show. Just recording, you know. No, you said something.
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  It's okay. You heard me. I'll call you back. Good Lord.
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  Oh. Oh. Okay, bye, love.
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  You know, it's just a call. No big deal. Everything good? Everything's good.
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  Good. Just, you know, one of those hello calls.
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  Anyway, we're drinking Let's Hand Brewing from Colorado.
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  Yeah. It's peanut butter milk stout. What do you think, Alan?
• 20:29
  Did you like it? It's smooth. 6.2%. Yeah.
• 20:32
  On the alcohol level. And yeah, it's probably one of the better beers that we drink, right?
• 20:36
  Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's pretty tasty. Quality beer. Exactly.
• 20:40
  So, hey, so, hey, guess what? But UFC is coming on Paramount in one week.
• 20:46
  One week is going to be on Paramount. Oh, yeah. Now, no more pay-per-view.
• 20:52
  Pay-per-view is over now. Shout out to the UFC.
• 20:56
  Yeah, shout out to the UFC. Thank you, Dana White, Uncle Dana, and the crew.
• 21:00
  That deal alone is worth it for the UFC. $7 billion to get that deal done. No shit.
• 21:07
  $7 billion. With a B. With a B. For free fighting. Yeah.
• 21:12
  Just call me Billy. And the fighters are still going to get hit.
• 21:15
  You know what? I'm going to be really pissed off though. What's that? As in three months...
• 21:19
  The price of Paramount is going to, I mean, whoever joined later.
• 21:23
  That'd be like $18 or something, like $20. I bet you they jacked it to $80.
• 21:27
  Nah, it's not going to be that high. They can't do that. They're not going to
• 21:29
  do that. Hulu did. No. No, but Hulu's different.
• 21:33
  Hulu's like taking over for Midco because it has all these channels.
• 21:39
  Paramount don't have all the channels like Hulu does, so it's a completely different
• 21:43
  thing. I think I'd pay like $70 for Hulu Live.
• 21:46
  And Hulu Live is great because it has like regular television.
• 21:49
  I got all these nice channels and everything. So far, it's been really good to me.
• 21:53
  But Paramount's not going to do that. They can't go to $70. It's not going to work.
• 21:57
  I have Disney Plus, which I got Hulu and ESPN in there. Yeah,
• 22:00
  Hulu, ESPN. I got hit with a price hike. Yeah.
• 22:04
  Like my phone alerts me to when they're doing price hikes every now and then. I'm like, fuck.
• 22:10
  Well, I got that Rocket app. You know Rocket?
• 22:14
  Yeah, I think I actually downloaded it. I got the Rocket app.
• 22:18
  And it shows me all the things that I have on streaming.
• 22:23
  And I had like some of, I had two of them like twice. I'm like,
• 22:26
  bro, I just canceled it. Oh, I love Rocket Money. Rocket Money is a shit.
• 22:30
  So if you need an app to get you through paying for all these streaming services,
• 22:34
  get Rocket App. Rocket App is a shit. I do have it. I just never looked at it.
• 22:38
  Create account. Jesus. I have the app and it says create account.
• 22:41
  All I had to do was I made my shit and I just linked my checking account and
• 22:45
  my banking accounts to it. Yeah. It's good to go. That's it. Yeah. It's good to go.
• 22:49
  Yeah. Best thing ever, man. So I definitely would say if you want to get an
• 22:54
  app that's going to keep you in a situation where, you know,
• 22:56
  you don't have to worry about paying for all these other apps,
• 23:00
  Rocket app is the shit. Yeah. It's nice. Yeah, absolutely.
• 23:03
  Yeah. So that's it, man. UFC 324 is coming up. It's going to be Justin Gaethje
• 23:07
  versus Patty the Batty Pimblit.
• 23:10
  So that's going to be a hell of a fight. Then we got Amanda Nunes and Kayla Harrison.
• 23:15
  But I keep seeing like online they're saying Kayla Harrison hurt.
• 23:18
  She hurt her neck or something's wrong. Somebody's hurt.
• 23:20
  But you know what I realized about the internet, man? That's really fucking weird.
• 23:24
  The internet be lying a lot. Like when they say somebody's hurt or somebody's out of the fight.
• 23:29
  Yeah, it's fucking weird. We should have another watch party here.
• 23:32
  We can watch it on the screen. We should watch it. I got Paramount here.
• 23:34
  Yeah, so we can watch it here on the screen? Yep. So we'll watch it on that Saturday. Yeah.
• 23:38
  Send me a text reminder of what it is. Yeah, we'll do that. Because are you
• 23:41
  sure, you know, Latter-day Jesus Christ Saints ain't going to have a problem
• 23:45
  with that? Yeah, fuck them. I'm dying.
• 23:50
  Jehovah Witness You remember Jehovah Witness back in the day?
• 23:53
  Oh, they still do this shit Jehovah Witness? Yeah Still knock on your door?
• 23:57
  A couple times And they brought me Bible Oh, what?
• 24:00
  Yo, listen I was watching They keep calling me Every day Every day?
• 24:03
  I block those Why you give me a number?
• 24:06
  Accident happened. Whatever. Street talking. Street talking you.
• 24:09
  I was like, I'll just let it. Look, if you really want to hate someone, just give them.
• 24:14
  Put your information to a Jehovah Witness thing. They will never stop harassing
• 24:18
  you. You know what I'm going to do? When they come to my house,
• 24:20
  I'm going to give them your number.
• 24:21
  No, don't give them my number. I'm going to do that. I'm going to be like,
• 24:23
  what's your name? I'm going to be like, my name is Manny Drelu.
• 24:29
  I'm going to be like, my name is Manny Drelu. I'm going to be like, oh, hi, Manny.
• 24:33
  I'm going to be you for like a week or so, you know? And the good thing is,
• 24:37
  before the guys, when I was moving, you know, out of my bigger house,
• 24:41
  apartment, they helped me.
• 24:44
  Oh, they helped you move? It was them, Jernigan, them, and then my brothers came.
• 24:48
  We did everything quick. Nice. Shout out to Ike. Ike Jernigan.
• 24:51
  That was good, you know? Yeah. That was good shit.
• 24:53
  No, uh. That's actually a really great idea. No, you just have them as a friend, you know?
• 24:57
  Yeah. No, if they show up at your door and they're like, yeah,
• 24:59
  do you want to talk about, like, the Jehovah's Witness stuff?
• 25:01
  And just be like, yeah, but first, can you help me, like, move this shit? No, they'll do it.
• 25:05
  They're not going to help you, bro. They'll never turn down.
• 25:07
  The guys are from Utah. I got one from Colorado.
• 25:10
  Those are not Jehovah's Witness. Those are Jesus Christ, the Latter-day Saints.
• 25:13
  Yeah. That's what that is. Yeah, that's Latter-day Saints. That's not Jehovah's Witness from Utah.
• 25:17
  That's Latter-day Saints. That's that church. Yeah. I got some friends from that. No, no, no, no.
• 25:23
  No, listen. They're the ones that sing in the arms of an angel.
• 25:25
  Yeah. They're the ones that wear white fucking T-shirt.
• 25:28
  White T-shirt. No, no, that's a dry sweat. Yeah, that's Jehovah's Witnesses.
• 25:32
  Yeah, it's them. I know. White t-shirt, black tie. Yeah, yeah. That's what they do.
• 25:36
  This just sounds like some gang culture or some shit. No, they all wear the
• 25:40
  same thing. Yeah, they wear the same shit.
• 25:42
  And the girls wear dress. Or dress skirt.
• 25:45
  Yeah. All right, well. I've never seen a Joe of a witness here since I've been
• 25:49
  to me. Okay, I'm going to make sure I give a number now.
• 25:52
  I've never seen a Joe of a witness here. I would be like my girl.
• 25:54
  You know, see, it was when somebody, a guy asked a number. Oh, yeah. 701.
• 25:59
  Seven or one. I live here, but I'm a travel nurse, so I got random numbers.
• 26:04
  So she just picked North Dakota, but it's always my number.
• 26:09
  So his girl gives guys his number. All the time.
• 26:13
  Anybody. Oh, okay, yeah. And that motherfucker, hey, you want to hang out?
• 26:17
  I got some weed. I don't smoke weed. You're talking to a dude.
• 26:22
  I smoke weed, yeah. You think I look like I smoke weed? The last time you saw
• 26:26
  me, you're like, no, I don't know. I mean, every girl, a lot of the smoke.
• 26:31
  But I was like, hey, you're talking to a dude, man. I called a motherfucker.
• 26:34
  I was like, yeah, what's up, man? What can I do for you?
• 26:37
  That sounds crazy, yo. I'm not even at a shorty, man. That sounds crazy. The Jamaican was worse.
• 26:42
  The Jamaican dude, oh, he kept texting, texting. I'm going back and forth playing
• 26:45
  a game with him. He said he doesn't believe me.
• 26:48
  And then I waited. I was like, all right, you want to call? And then we just
• 26:51
  chit-chat a little bit. He's like, I'll be home midnight when I lay my bed. I said, okay.
• 26:56
  I waited. Why do you use a girl voice? No, no, no. He's singing a gretchen. I know. Hello.
• 27:03
  Well, you don't sound the same. Yeah, the phone. It's on the phone. Yeah.
• 27:07
  So we went out. What happened, Jamaican? We got a Jamaican restaurant.
• 27:12
  I said, well, I go out, okay. But I'm a dude, nigga. You're like, you want female?
• 27:18
  Yeah, I ain't no female. What's going on here, nigga? What the hell's going
• 27:20
  on? I want female. I know, right? I want a female. Yeah, dude. What the hell, yeah?
• 27:24
  Oh, she's smiling. That one in the middle was fine. She was cute.
• 27:27
  God damn it. Hey, you gotta get killed, man.
• 27:31
  Hey, we're two for two on black women walking by looking fine as hell.
• 27:34
  What's going on in North Dakota?
• 27:35
  Finally got some chocolate in the water, huh? It was like when we went to that
• 27:38
  fire pot or K-pot, whatever.
• 27:41
  K-pot? Yeah, K-pot. Oh, he took all the Asian girls. Oh, yeah,
• 27:44
  they were out too. But there was that.
• 27:45
  I got two kids. Are you okay with that? He said six of them. Four. Four.
• 27:49
  I have four, and I'm older.
• 27:52
  What the fuck is this guy talking about, man? Oh, shit. No, there was that black
• 27:58
  chick that worked there, though. She was fine as hell.
• 28:00
  Oh, took my Becca. Becca, yeah. You know, she's from Fargo. Oh, okay.
• 28:04
  Anyway, Alan, what are we drinking? What are we drinking, Alan?
• 28:07
  We are drinking one of the last beers that Dangerous Man made before they went out of business.
• 28:13
  Oh, okay. I got this from Foolers Ball. Oh.
• 28:16
  It's Secret Garden, Imperial Fruit of Ale, 8%. So it's a stiff one,
• 28:22
  but it's- It's not bad. No, it's- It's light. Yeah.
• 28:25
  For 8%? 8% is strong, yeah. It's strawberry, peaches, pineapple.
• 28:30
  It's very that's all right i can't taste any of that but that's good
• 28:33
  because we just had a peanut butter one yeah i should have
• 28:36
  no it tastes good but i just it just it seems really
• 28:39
  light it's just like it's like a light beer it's eight
• 28:43
  percent yeah it's eight percenter i mean god these would crush
• 28:46
  me out the end of the night yeah it's pretty good beer right i like
• 28:49
  it what do you think alan it's not bad just for one of their last ross and now
• 28:55
  they're reborn yeah aren't they back now yep they uh they got a second chance
• 28:59
  of life from a business partner a new owner nice stepped in so when dangerous men came back,
• 29:08
  earlier or towards the end of the year, their new beer that they made was Phoenix Rebirth.
• 29:14
  It was, that's not the name of it, but it was like the logo was like a Phoenix's,
• 29:18
  Rising from the Ashes. It was the logo of their newest beer.
• 29:21
  Nice. I like it. Yeah, it's pretty solid. Yeah.
• 29:23
  Shout out to Dangerous Man, man. Shout out to Anthony. That's what we met Anthony.
• 29:27
  Right? Didn't we meet Anthony when he was working with Dangerous Man? Yeah. Yeah.
• 29:32
  That's my middle name. No, that's the name of a brewing company in Minneapolis.
• 29:35
  Why'd it take my real name? It's called Dangerous Man. Look, here's a can.
• 29:37
  See? That's what the guy looks like, Z. Well, you want to see my ID?
• 29:40
  My middle name is Dangerous. What the fuck?
• 29:43
  Who is this guy? I'm motherfucking Manny Draylou. It's Dangerously Dumb. Oh, shit. Yeah.
• 29:49
  I don't know if any of our crowd, have you ever met Manny Draylou?
• 29:53
  He's like, you know how every superhero has sidekicks? He's Robin.
• 29:57
  Yeah, he's Robin. That's it. What the fuck?
• 30:01
  He's a skinny kid who gets beaten around by the daddy. Yeah,
• 30:03
  that's it. That would never happen in my life. Who's your daddy? I am my own dad.
• 30:10
  Worse than kevin hart i don't write my own jokes what are you doing on the phone
• 30:15
  man we're doing a show what are you texting i'm a busy man i'm like oh tell
• 30:19
  her tell her you got you're busy it's not her man tell gretchen to get off the
• 30:22
  phone tell him you're busy tell gretchen to get off the phone bro oh that's
• 30:26
  paul's paul's the one the guy her number.
• 30:32
  Gretchen shout out to gretchen man happy birthday man sorry nobody showed up
• 30:36
  for your birthday but But Paul did. So it's all good.
• 30:38
  Paul did. And Shaul did too. You kept looking at Paul.
• 30:41
  I was like, I didn't look at Paul. What are you talking about,
• 30:43
  yo? This dude was jealous or something. I was mad that I didn't get a picture
• 30:46
  of Paul and his new friend Gretchen.
• 30:49
  He's not going to post that shit. Like, yeah.
• 30:53
  Shout out to Paul, hanging out with his new friend. Paul would have been like,
• 30:58
  you down yeah before i get shot yeah before he gets shot you know it doesn't you always say,
• 31:08
  yeah shoot first ask question later exactly so alan what's going on man he's
• 31:13
  on the phone checking porn lot i am wow porn what's going on what's wrong with
• 31:18
  you guys right forks boys love porn i don't know what the fuck yeah i don't
• 31:23
  know man i don't know man Mr.
• 31:25
  KP down here one day talking about porn. It's rough out here because it's cold streets.
• 31:31
  Some guys are not getting what they want to get, man. You know,
• 31:33
  they ain't got no, they ain't got no gift to gas.
• 31:35
  Listen, he told me he got... This is 2026, bro.
• 31:38
  If you can't find a girl to hook up with, you should just kill yourself.
• 31:41
  That's because they're turning into ladyboys. What the...
• 31:46
  You know we hate it all the time? Hold on a second. Look, I can't help it.
• 31:50
  We all brought you to Allentine.
• 31:53
  Oh, no.
• 31:57
  Boom there you go god damn yeah
• 32:00
  yeah wow so me and shell talking about something and then this guy's a lady
• 32:07
  boy i said what the fuck is going around no no names disclosed but what about
• 32:14
  co-workers he was talking to me the other day he's like you know man you know shell,
• 32:19
  I'm just going to the Philippines to get a girlfriend now. Fuck that, man.
• 32:25
  Yo, he's going to the Philippines. He already got a girl he's talking to.
• 32:28
  That actually makes a lot of sense. He's going to get the prettiest lady ever.
• 32:32
  Hey, listen. Oh, the prettiest. Hey, listen.
• 32:34
  So, it's been a known fact. There was this guy online. He was talking about
• 32:37
  how he goes to Cuba every year in Columbia, right? And I've been there.
• 32:41
  And Cuba and Columbia has some beautiful woman. I'm talking about,
• 32:44
  like, every single woman is gorgeous. Like, the girl serving.
• 32:48
  I've been there, yeah. Yeah, the girl just selling flowers, the girl serving whatever.
• 32:54
  Every woman in Cuba and Colombia is just drop-dead gorgeous,
• 32:58
  and they'll talk to you, they'll say hello, they'll get to know you or whatever,
• 33:02
  they want to learn English, you know what I'm saying?
• 33:04
  And you could actually meet a genuine woman in another country.
• 33:08
  But the guy was referring to how American women are not even the same.
• 33:12
  You got to go through all these hula hoops just to get a date with a girl.
• 33:15
  They want you to take them out and spend all this money on them and do this
• 33:19
  and do that. Yeah, what is that? What is that about?
• 33:22
  Love me for who I am, goddammit. Yeah, like, what is this? What is... Fucking pears. Yeah.
• 33:31
  The thoughts and views expressed by Paul do not necessarily reflect those of
• 33:35
  the Brew Brothers. Viewer discretion is advised. Hey, listen.
• 33:39
  I get it, though, Paul. You're actually probably right. Like, I don't understand.
• 33:43
  How do you think that you could get any man you want, right?
• 33:46
  And you get to make the rules and the terms of the relationship and how it goes.
• 33:51
  And you get to, what's with these people, these women, men that they're in relationships
• 33:57
  for only money? What is that about?
• 34:00
  Like, what is that? Here's the thing. If you live up here, we're already a cold
• 34:04
  area. Don't be cold inside and bitter.
• 34:07
  Exactly, right? Learn to be at least a little more comforting.
• 34:09
  Exactly. I don't know what's going on in the world.
• 34:12
  People think you're supposed to, like, listen, I'm sorry. You know what's attractive
• 34:15
  to me? A girl that could take you on a date and pay for a date. You know what I mean?
• 34:20
  And what's with women asking for drinks?
• 34:23
  I've encountered that a couple of times. Like, who buy me a drink?
• 34:26
  I ain't buying you no fucking drink. Nope. Fuck that. That's not my style,
• 34:30
  man. I will get you a water. Yeah, not even a water.
• 34:33
  I'll go to the bathroom and get you some water from the tap.
• 34:37
  Get out of here with that What's wrong with these people these days That's how
• 34:41
  I got my first daughter A girl came up and asked me for a drink And I was like
• 34:46
  you buy me a drink And then she did And then it banged and I got a kid What the fuck.
• 34:55
  It's called a thirst trap Yeah that's right You shut that stuff up in it like
• 34:59
  that It was over Pull out game is weak Pull out game is weak We all learned from Tyreek Hill.
• 35:07
  Exactly, right? And your kids were swimming, too. They were like,
• 35:10
  we're going to make it. We're going to make it.
• 35:13
  We're going to make it. Hey, if you really want to do famous things like that,
• 35:18
  make sure it's like Cardi B.
• 35:19
  Just stay with her and she'll make a rap video about you and your team. Exactly.
• 35:24
  Yeah, man, we're going to give a shout out to it. No, actually,
• 35:26
  I was at the, it was a couple of weeks ago.
• 35:28
  Yeah. And I was at the bar and some girls asked me to buy him a drink.
• 35:31
  And they were, you know, like in their 20s. Right.
• 35:33
  And I told him flat out, like, no, you know, I'm not buying you a drink.
• 35:39
  Yeah, who has to buy drinks still these days? And then they said something like,
• 35:43
  wow, well, you're the unluckiest day of your life.
• 35:47
  Like they're going to smash or something. Like, bullshit. You're just trying
• 35:50
  to get some fucking money out of me. Come on now.
• 35:52
  What is that? What makes people think we want to buy them a drink?
• 35:58
  So I used to buy shots all the time when I was bar hopping in my 20s.
• 36:01
  And that shit gets expensive. Yeah, but bar etiquette. Listen, bar etiquette.
• 36:05
  Ladies, bar etiquette. Never ask a man to buy you a drink, okay?
• 36:11
  If he asks if you're thirsty, you can say sure. If he offers you a drink, sure.
• 36:18
  It's a turnoff if you ask a man to buy you a drink. Am I right?
• 36:22
  Oh, yeah. It's a turnoff. I would just be like, oh, hell no.
• 36:26
  I mean, big city, most of them are gay. They'll buy you a drink.
• 36:30
  They'll put shit on. I never let somebody I don't know buy me a fucking drink.
• 36:34
  You don't know what to put in there. Yeah. Yeah.
• 36:37
  If the bartender, like if they send some drinks over with the bartender or something
• 36:41
  or waitress. Yeah. I'm cool with that. But I ain't drinking nothing.
• 36:44
  I ain't drinking nothing. If I don't know you, I'm not accepting a drink that you've given to me.
• 36:48
  My in-laws were in town, you know, they're from Devil's Lake.
• 36:51
  Yeah. You know, small town bars. Oh, yeah.
• 36:53
  And then they're up here and they're at Joe Black's and it's just completely,
• 36:56
  you know, packed. Oh, that's a party for them.
• 36:58
  And these girls ask them to buy them some shots and they keep buying them shots
• 37:02
  after shots. I'm like, quit buying these girls shots.
• 37:04
  They ain't interested in you. They just want free shots. And then they,
• 37:06
  you know, they got a bunch of
• 37:08
  shots and then they went right over to the table with their men. Oh yeah.
• 37:11
  Oh yeah, do that all the time. Listen, I'm, you know...
• 37:15
  If you play the game, then they'll play you. You know what I mean?
• 37:18
  So I understand it, but I just don't think it's a cool thing.
• 37:20
  I just say, bitch, I'm out of your league. Yeah, there you go.
• 37:26
  I'm established. Exactly, right? Fuck, I'm a 10. I don't buy no drinks.
• 37:30
  We got out of here. You crazy. You can't handle all this. Yeah,
• 37:33
  exactly, right? Buy you drinks.
• 37:35
  I'm what you would call a papiculo. Yeah, he said a papiculo.
• 37:40
  What are we drinking, Alan? Alan's just going through the beer. Hold on. Get a picture.
• 37:44
  We are drinking Topping Life with Drekker Collaboration, which makes it that much better.
• 37:49
  Is this a Drekker Collab? Yeah, with Topping Life being the head boy on there.
• 37:53
  Oh, damn, that's good. It's a strawberry lemonade. That's good. Or strawberry rhubarb.
• 37:57
  Strawberry lemonade, but it's like Lil Straub or Lil Straub or something like
• 38:01
  that. It's called Lil Straub. Yeah.
• 38:03
  That's good. I like it. Yeah. Lil Straub.
• 38:06
  This is at Happy Hears right now, too. Really?
• 38:08
  It might be at the North Store. It's all out at the South Store.
• 38:11
  Oh, really? Like $25 for four?
• 38:13
  Something like that. Yeah, that's about that. Fuck that. But you got to pay for quality, bro.
• 38:18
  That's what you want. Quality matters. You got to pay for quality,
• 38:20
  Paul. I mean, you know, you could drink Bush Light all your life and,
• 38:23
  you know, and just be a, you know, complete busher.
• 38:26
  That's what he gets. You're a bushwhacker.
• 38:31
  What do you call somebody who drinks Bush Light? Look, there's nothing wrong
• 38:34
  with getting lost in the bush or the loss in the weeds.
• 38:37
  Yeah, you get lost in the bush sometimes, Paul. That's it.
• 38:39
  Yeah, I need to cut back on them. It's getting expensive. It's like smoking
• 38:42
  cigarettes now. Bush Light? Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just go through them so fast.
• 38:48
  Hey, you're supposed to drink slow, you know? It's easy. It's drinking a,
• 38:51
  look, drinking a Bush Latte or like drinking a Coors Light or anything like that.
• 38:54
  It's easy because just like, it's like two gulps.
• 38:58
  Yeah, I got a friend. I got a
• 39:00
  friend. He always invites me over for a 24-pack. He got some Coors Light.
• 39:03
  And every time I go hang out with him, he drinks 23 and I drink one.
• 39:09
  It's still going no more. I'm going to IPA and I'm straight up now.
• 39:12
  Oh, you have fancy beer drinking now? I'm a big dog. I know.
• 39:15
  Hey, you know what? Shut the fuck up.
• 39:18
  Like Manny finally grew out of the sippy cup phase. Yeah.
• 39:25
  So IPAs, whatever we, you know, what we drink to brews makes.
• 39:29
  Yeah. It's a little bit different. You don't get no hungover shit.
• 39:34
  Unless you're drinking the shit to them, but yeah. It kicks in.
• 39:36
  Yeah. It's right away. Oh, it is like two, right? Two, three.
• 39:39
  You don't eat much. And me, I'm a beast.
• 39:42
  See, for me, like, Bush Lights, it's baby shit, you know? Because I'll sit there
• 39:46
  and I'll just, like, do chores all day. Hey, girl, you want to get my number
• 39:47
  of boys going to run away?
• 39:48
  And I'll just drink Bush Lights all day while I do chores. Yeah. See?
• 39:52
  And I can't do that with IPAs. No?
• 39:55
  Maybe I should just, like, not drink beer at all while I'm doing chores.
• 39:58
  There you go. That's an idea.
• 40:01
  That's for me. Like, tomorrow, I'm going to crack open one or two of my THC
• 40:06
  drinks while I'm doing fucking chores.
• 40:07
  I said, I can't do THC because, you know, I'll be working in law enforcement,
• 40:10
  so we can't do THCs. We can't drink that stuff. Where do you get them from?
• 40:13
  I got them from Charlie from Melm Creek and Reese from Fulton Brewing.
• 40:16
  They'll be coming through, so I'll see if they want to bring some.
• 40:20
  Because, yeah, I'll drink those all day. Yeah.
• 40:23
  I'll bring one. I got a couple of THCs in my fridge. The Fulton one variety
• 40:27
  pack is two 10 milligrams and two 5 milligrams in there.
• 40:30
  Yeah, I mean, if they'd open up a liquor store in Eastside, couldn't they sell
• 40:34
  them? Well, they could. Hugo's Wine and Spirits.
• 40:38
  So, McKinnon. Eastside could. This is good. So, it's not registered.
• 40:42
  Since all the THC's are not registered for North Dakota.
• 40:47
  So, some of the distributors in North Dakota will not get the licensing for
• 40:50
  it because since we're right here, like Fargo did it, Berkseth did it.
• 40:55
  They acquired the license to carry THC's in here, but you can't bring them into
• 40:58
  the state because it's illegal. mm-hmm so mckinnon has the same thing and they
• 41:02
  could do it too and it would be awesome,
• 41:05
  But so Berkseth has a Bemidji or a house in Moorhead or somewhere around Minnesota,
• 41:14
  on the Minnesota side or close to them.
• 41:16
  McKinnon has one in Bemidji. And all it would take is if Berkseth does it where
• 41:20
  they get THC drinks from the distributors that they sell, the breweries they
• 41:26
  sell, they get the THC drinks from them. And they just have them sent to their Minnesota warehouses.
• 41:31
  And someone out of the, off that side just goes to all the Minnesota accounts
• 41:35
  and just drops off THC drinks and how much they want, how many they want. Right.
• 41:38
  You can just sell them only in Minnesota and it's, they're making a shit ton
• 41:41
  of money off of it because it's a smart place. Whatever one wants is THC drinks.
• 41:45
  Yeah. I totally give up Bushlights for a THC drink.
• 41:48
  You can just, you can just be California sober or just it's,
• 41:51
  you don't, you feel groggy a little bit, but you don't drink as many as you think.
• 41:55
  Yeah. Because now with all the Delta, everyone uses
• 41:58
  delta 9 across the board for all their thc
• 42:01
  drinks what is delta 9 it's the strain of thc that
• 42:04
  they use and everyone across the board in minnesota has to use that strain right
• 42:08
  for logist for legality reasons okay so manny asked manny asked do you get like
• 42:14
  do you feel high when you drink these thc drinks you do but you'll feel the
• 42:19
  like you'll feel high or drunk depending on what you're used to. Holy shit. Yeah.
• 42:24
  So like five milligram THC is like I can drink one, a couple throughout the
• 42:29
  whole day and I'm California sober.
• 42:31
  I'm buzzed. I'm good and buzzed the whole time. Yeah.
• 42:36
  But I'm still productive. I can still do stuff. If I'm drinking 10 milligrams
• 42:39
  or that, I definitely am getting, I'm feeling buzzed very well. Right.
• 42:45
  And I'm not doing too much. I'm still can function, but I'm not doing,
• 42:50
  I'm not being proactive. Like I'm not driving.
• 42:52
  I'll go outside for walks, but I'm not driving or doing anything that requires.
• 42:56
  Activity where i have to put other people in danger like right you're still
• 43:00
  fine but you can do recreational stuff where you're the only one that hurts
• 43:04
  yourself yeah no doubt but you're still safe okay yeah see yeah because i just
• 43:08
  don't like smoking weed anymore i don't either i grew out of that i like the
• 43:12
  gut like and all these breweries make gummies too i've never smoked like and like,
• 43:16
  are they like the young like like the
• 43:19
  gen z kids and gen alpha they love the thc's they
• 43:22
  love the gummies the gen z's definitely
• 43:25
  love that because they don't drink as much but the
• 43:28
  older generation like 40 and up
• 43:31
  they love the thc and they love the gummies because a lot of them don't drink
• 43:36
  as much or they phase out of drinking and they just want the same buzz but they
• 43:41
  don't feel like shit then i don't want my kid to like seem like find my bubbler
• 43:45
  yeah that then that'd be the other thing Yeah. Or my sidecar. Yep.
• 43:49
  Or my bong. Yeah. Or my papers. And it just looks.
• 43:52
  No, I get it. I, although if I wanted to do a throwback, it'd be fun.
• 43:56
  Like just to roll a nice joint, just sit down with that or just have a good blunt, just roll it.
• 44:02
  I'd like to do that for a good throwback. A good sidecar is nice.
• 44:05
  I'd do that for a good throwback. Yes.
• 44:07
  Every now and then. Wouldn't be. But, and also my wife, if she's like totally anti.
• 44:12
  And so if I was like, you know, in the garage, like legit, like smoking.
• 44:17
  It would be like a huge argument, but she wouldn't even know that there's THC
• 44:21
  in a beer. So it's like, unless she read it.
• 44:25
  Yeah. Yeah. Put it in the fridge. You know, pop it open. I'd be like, what the fuck is that?
• 44:29
  And that's when you're going to be in jail. Wow. And then my kids would probably
• 44:32
  find one and drink it. Accidentally. And then I'm going to jail. Yeah.
• 44:36
  Yeah. Well, you know what to happen. Yeah. I've seen some videos of that being
• 44:39
  happen where the parents have
• 44:40
  made special brownies and they let them out and one of the kids found it.
• 44:44
  And like, they took a little bit of a bite and the parents were scared to death
• 44:49
  because they did not realize their kid was in the house. most parents should
• 44:53
  have a refrigerator that's for the kids and in the refrigerator for grownups.
• 44:57
  That's what normally would happen. For alcohol. Yeah. Yeah. For alcohol and stuff.
• 45:01
  That's really important. I think. Oh yeah. And you drill it into the kids.
• 45:04
  This is, this is our drawer. You can put a lock on it. You can put a lock on
• 45:07
  it too. Oh, we got lock on it. It's just the same as, you know,
• 45:10
  putting a picture of your kid on your bong.
• 45:12
  So you don't forget to feed it.
• 45:16
  Is that what you have going on? The thoughts and views are not necessarily. That's good.
• 45:23
  Your discretion is advised. What do you do? What do you do? This fucking Lil'
• 45:26
  Strawberry is good. No, it's goddamn good. Lil' Strawberry. Lil' Strawberry.
• 45:31
  Toblin, Goliath, and Grecker. What a great beer, huh? It's a good beer.
• 45:35
  Yeah, and you're going to, well, Happy South is out of it, but you're going
• 45:38
  to find it probably at the North, Happy's North right now.
• 45:41
  Just because we go, Happy South goes through so much more shit.
• 45:44
  Yeah, because it's quicker, right? Yeah. Here we go.
• 45:48
  Oh, man, he's out. He's going out there. Oh, man, he's out. Man,
• 45:52
  he's out, yo. He's out of here. He's going for a jog. Yeah, just go out.
• 45:56
  Gotta open the top of the lock. His velour suit doesn't know how to operate
• 45:59
  the velour. From the looks on her face, I have a feeling that she has no interest.
• 46:06
  I can't even hear you. He didn't say anything. No. Man, are you going to say hi or what?
• 46:11
  He's going to be DMV. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Seriously.
• 46:16
  Yeah. Please don't say you saw her in jail. No, I didn't see her. Okay, good. No, no. Nah.
• 46:21
  Yeah. She walked by like 10 minutes ago. You missed one girl that was here.
• 46:26
  Her last name is Allery. She's from Tennessee.
• 46:29
  Yeah, she came by. She said hi.
• 46:32
  Yeah. No. She was in jail. She's, yeah. She, no.
• 46:37
  Whoa. Shit. Yeah. No.
• 46:40
  She's got cake. Oompa Loompa. Yeah, but she's got some cake. Yeah, she's got cake.
• 46:47
  Why ain't you going to say hi? You got to chase it out, man.
• 46:50
  Your velour tracksuit does not give you the extra ability to go faster. That is disappointing.
• 46:55
  You got a tracksuit. God damn it. If you got a tracksuit, that means you're
• 46:57
  willing to run after that, bro.
• 47:00
  No? I'll let it slide. Okay. God. God.
• 47:06
  Oh, man, this is a good beer. What do we got next, y'all? Any other beer we
• 47:09
  got? Yeah. What do we got next? Do you got any more of those to bring home? Damn.
• 47:12
  Look at where I'm sipping this. Hey, check it out, man. Episode 72.
• 47:16
  This one's called New Brew, New Year.
• 47:19
  Yeah, man. It's a new year for every brother. New logo. New everything.
• 47:22
  Yep. New energy, man. We should bring in new energy. We're going to have a lot
• 47:25
  of fun time. I like this a lot better than the thing that makes you want to
• 47:29
  go pee. Oh, you know what, Paul?
• 47:31
  Also, hey, Pork and Brew is coming up January 31st at the Lyra Center.
• 47:37
  Pork and Brew. Happy Harry's presents. Happy Harry's presents the Pork and Brew.
• 47:42
  Shout out to Happy Harry's. Shout out to the Lyra Center. I'm hoping to,
• 47:45
  I called Anna today to see if we can get her on the show.
• 47:49
  So we're going to try to get the Lyra Center on here. You think anybody from Happy's will come here?
• 47:54
  Probably can get Aaron or somebody to come through. Aaron won't. He won't? If.
• 48:00
  About the big boss. How about you get Hal to advertise?
• 48:04
  He's no longer involved. Really? He's out. He's out, out. Oh.
• 48:08
  He's only involved in the Harry Steakhouse. Really? Yeah.
• 48:11
  Well, you can advertise that then. Yeah. There you go. It's now fully 100% employee owned. Wow.
• 48:18
  Aaron, and who's the big boss? Greg. Yeah, Greg. Yeah, Greg.
• 48:22
  Ask Greg to come on. Yeah. That'd be awesome. We haven't had none of those guys
• 48:24
  on a show. We should have them on a show. Or we just get Ryan.
• 48:27
  Ryan might be more interested than Greg.
• 48:31
  Oh, Ryan. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Ryan would love it. Big Ryan. Yeah,
• 48:33
  we should ask Ryan to come on a show. Yeah, we'll get Ryan.
• 48:36
  He might be more involved or more willing to since he's not as,
• 48:41
  he's still a manager, but he's not as, he has a little more availability than
• 48:48
  what Aaron and Greg would. Okay.
• 48:50
  Just because Greg is constantly doing a lot of shit. Right.
• 48:54
  Aaron is always doing a lot of shit for that store. Yeah.
• 48:58
  And Shay, isn't Shay a manager too? Yeah. Muscle daddy. Muscle daddy.
• 49:03
  Muscle daddy. That's what I call him? Yeah. Does he know that? No. Okay.
• 49:08
  I know Shay. It's really funny because I know Shay's parents too. Shay's a good dude.
• 49:12
  He's just a big, he's a big bulky guy. Yeah, he's a bulky guy.
• 49:16
  But he's an absolute fucking teddy bear in the street guy. Yeah,
• 49:18
  he's a dad now, you know? Yeah.
• 49:19
  He has like two kids. Two little kids. Two little kids. With a chick name.
• 49:22
  Yep. His wife's name is Shea. Shea? Yeah.
• 49:27
  His name is Shea? Nope. Yeah, his name is Shea. His wife's name is Shea.
• 49:31
  Wow. It's hilarious. I love it. And oh, bullshit. His wife's name is Shea.
• 49:35
  They just put the A on it because his name's a fucking chick name. Shea.
• 49:39
  Shea. Shea. That's crazy. You want to hear something really funny?
• 49:43
  Well, my name is Shannon, but my family, I grew up, my nickname is Shea.
• 49:48
  That's what my family calls me that's wild but they call me shea
• 49:51
  like s-h-e-a because the the
• 49:54
  new york mets is right near my house and we used to go to shea stadium so they
• 49:59
  used to have the stadium was called shea stadium back then we used to always
• 50:02
  go to the new york mets games because it was close to my house and yeah but
• 50:06
  but but they called me shea also too because my uncle bernard he used to drink
• 50:11
  schaefer beer you remember that,
• 50:14
  So Schaefer beer, I think it might have been like out of the Budweiser family.
• 50:18
  You ever heard of Schaefer beer? Schaefer?
• 50:21
  Yeah. It used to be a commercial. It'd be like, Schaefer is the one beer to
• 50:26
  have when you're having more than one.
• 50:29
  That was a commercial back in the day, yo. His wife's name is Shayna.
• 50:33
  Oh, Shayna. So Shay and Shayna. Yeah. Do you know what the Mexican fire chief named his two kids?
• 50:39
  El Chapo. Get go. Jose.
• 50:43
  Hose B. All right. Hose A, Hose B.
• 50:50
  The thoughts and views expressed by Paul do not necessarily reflect those of the Brew Brothers.
• 50:55
  Fucking that. View of discretion is advised. Fucking dad jokes are the best.
• 51:01
  Oh, shit. Hose A and Hose B? Wow, that's fucked up, Paul.
• 51:06
  That's some real funny shit, actually. That's funny as shit, yeah.
• 51:10
  I'm going to give a shout out to Ice. Yeah, that's it.
• 51:16
  We're trying to talk pilot tricks on this show, so we won't.
• 51:19
  We'll just let, we'll let it be, right? We'll just let, let,
• 51:21
  yeah, I already had enough of that this morning.
• 51:23
  We could turn tricks if we wanted. Hey, Manny, look, crossed the way there.
• 51:27
  What is the, there is no appeal to that. There is no appeal to that to me.
• 51:31
  Why is that? Once you come up, hell no. Crazy?
• 51:33
  That's a fair. Come on, man. Booty, booty, booty. Oh, yeah.
• 51:36
  I don't know. You know, Paul, I'm beginning to think, you know,
• 51:38
  you just, you like tiny hineys. No, I like, like, apple, or I mean, like, bubble butts.
• 51:43
  That's not a bubble butt. That's like a, just a fat ass with little legs.
• 51:47
  But fat, P-H-A-T. No.
• 51:49
  You can't handle that. That's the reason you're scared. That's why you can't
• 51:52
  handle that, right? Yeah. It looks like a chicken.
• 51:54
  Nah, boy, you're scared. You're scared, boy, yeah.
• 51:58
  Paul, you know what? I need, you know what I need you to do?
• 52:00
  There was no, no, that was like no lower back.
• 52:03
  Like, it was like a board that went into, it was like, it was like a J.
• 52:08
  I need to bring you to the hood. So you can meet some really attractive Puerto
• 52:12
  Rican and black girls. I like an S, not a J.
• 52:15
  Listen, all I'm saying is this. You've never seen a real ass on that.
• 52:18
  Yeah, you've never seen it. Because you live in North Dakota,
• 52:20
  you ain't never seen no real ass.
• 52:21
  Okay. Well, I've seen that. Nah. Nah.
• 52:24
  Not that? What the fuck is that? Yeah, that's that. Oh, now we're talking. What the fuck?
• 52:32
  Oh, shit. God damn. Shit. Shots fired, yo.
• 52:37
  Yeah, we won't, we don't know the person's name, but yeah, she was probably,
• 52:41
  I like it when they look like Danny DeVito. Oh, fuck.
• 52:44
  Oh, baby. Oh, shit. Short and penguin-y, huh?
• 52:50
  Hopefully not looking like him as the penguin. No doubt. Yeah, don't doubt.
• 52:54
  So, Alan, you know, we're in the new year, new brew, new year,
• 52:59
  but this beer is from Christmas time, right? The one I just cracked? Yeah. Yeah.
• 53:05
  I grabbed it before we could. It could go away. It's Boulevard's Winter Ale,
• 53:10
  their Nutcracker. Oh, yeah.
• 53:11
  It's toffee, chestnut, vanilla.
• 53:15
  A little. Yeah.
• 53:17
  That's like. What is this?
• 53:19
  Leinenkugel's Winter Ale. That sucks, too.
• 53:22
  Or no, I mean it's Sam Adams. Is that their Winter White Ale?
• 53:26
  That's not right. That's what it tastes like. Yeah, they're awful.
• 53:28
  You know what? I don't like this at all. It's not bad. It was better than a hot beer. Okay.
• 53:32
  Oh, by the way, I got to get out of here in like 20 minutes. Oh, fuck. All right.
• 53:36
  You know what, Paul? You're always late. I get a speech at 5.
• 53:39
  You got a speech? Oh, at 5 o'clock? Okay.
• 53:41
  Well, we're already 55 minutes in. It's our first episode of the new year.
• 53:45
  Happy 2026, Manny. Happy 2026 to you, brother.
• 53:48
  Yes, sir. Happy 2026, buddy. Happy 2026, Paul and Alan.
• 53:53
  You didn't have this one last. I mean. No, we got others. We got time for one
• 53:57
  more. We got others. We got others.
• 53:59
  We got a couple other ones. You didn't like that one? Yeah, it's only 410.
• 54:02
  Man, I got to be out by five.
• 54:03
  Okay, cool. We got time. We'll get you out. No worries. We'll get you out on time.
• 54:06
  Yeah, anyway, so, hey, everybody who listens to the show, January 31st at the
• 54:11
  Laira Center, we got the Pork & Brew happening.
• 54:13
  Make sure you show up to the Pork & Brew. It's always the place to be.
• 54:16
  There'll be tons of beer, tons of pork, tons of everything. And I'll be looking
• 54:20
  out for that fat redhead that stole a shirt last year. Oh, yeah.
• 54:24
  Oh, yeah. Yeah, we had a guy steal a shirt last year. We were,
• 54:27
  like, selling shirts. Yes.
• 54:28
  No, we were selling shirts, yo. He came to our table and he stole the shirt right off the table.
• 54:33
  I'm like, wow, what's that? I didn't see. I wasn't there. You guys saw it and
• 54:36
  whatever. Oh, I got in his face. You got him?
• 54:38
  And then he disappeared. So, no, we're going to do this time.
• 54:42
  What we're going to do this time, we're going to keep stuff a little closer to us.
• 54:45
  And we're going to put like just one of everything on the table saying,
• 54:48
  you know, like you'll win this.
• 54:49
  At the end, like an hour before the pork and boo is over, we'll do a raffle.
• 54:53
  You win. You know, you get something nice. We got to really.
• 54:55
  Can we just use Manny as security? Yeah, we could. Yeah.
• 54:59
  How much is it? It's free. Free.
• 55:03
  The spot? Yeah. It's a delirious. It's a delirious in there.
• 55:08
  I can get you a shirt that says security. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,
• 55:10
  we got all shit. I'll get you one that says ice.
• 55:16
  Let me show you something. I will get you a shysty if that helps,
• 55:20
  too. Get you one that says ice.
• 55:22
  Don't worry. I got something bad in the night. Oh, God.
• 55:26
  Yeah. What are we drinking right here? Oh, we finished this nutcracker.
• 55:29
  That was a nutcracker. I'm going to be like this.
• 55:32
  I'll take that.
• 55:35
  Wow, that's hilarious, yo. Yo, this is what I do. That's hilarious,
• 55:39
  yo. You won't even know it's me, motherfucker.
• 55:44
  That's what I do at the club. That is hilarious, yo. What do you do, right? Yeah. Anyway.
• 55:52
  So, hey, listen. We're drinking beers, having a good time.
• 55:55
  We're at the K last night. That was a good time, right? Yeah.
• 55:58
  It was good. As far as I can remember. You missed us, man.
• 56:02
  Rob said, hey, we got to celebrate Josh's birthday. Yeah. Let's give a shout
• 56:06
  out to Josh, man. Josh, happy birthday, brother.
• 56:08
  Happy birthday, buddy. Happy birthday. We appreciate you. We love you.
• 56:10
  You're always a great supporter of the show.
• 56:12
  You're a good guy. He's just a good guy all around. As Manny calls him, Joshy.
• 56:17
  Joshy. Joshy. I was like, hey, little Joshy. I am still having a hard time to
• 56:22
  embed into the brains of the employees of the Parrots K.
• 56:27
  Yeah. You know what? Hey, listen. No, because if you have four half jambalayas
• 56:34
  and you order two and a full order is two jambalayas, and then I say,
• 56:41
  can I just get a full order of jambalaya for the special?
• 56:44
  And they're like, they want to charge me for a full order. I'm like,
• 56:47
  no, two half orders is a full order.
• 56:51
  Just order half, bro. It's not being difficult, Paul. No, and then they say,
• 56:55
  oh, so you just want two half orders in one container.
• 56:59
  No. Yes. Just say you want a bunch of half orders. That's it.
• 57:03
  But I don't need four containers. No, Paul, just get four containers. Fuck it.
• 57:08
  If they're going to charge you for the whole, then you might as well just get half.
• 57:12
  I'm trying to explain this to them. They just can't wrap their head around it.
• 57:15
  They can wrap their head around it. I'm like, do the math here. No, do the math here.
• 57:18
  Is that the conversation you were having with Ashley last night? Yeah.
• 57:21
  So if I get two half orders of Jambalaya 10, and two orders is a full order,
• 57:27
  and I say, can I just get a full order of Jambalaya 10? It's the same fucking thing.
• 57:31
  No, but they charge you the full order price.
• 57:34
  No, that's what I'm trying to tell them. I'm like, no, you don't charge me.
• 57:37
  What's the half order price?
• 57:38
  It's a special with the beer. How much is it? I don't even. It's like $4.50.
• 57:43
  It's $5 for a bowl and $4.50 for every tap.
• 57:46
  Okay. All right. Hey, listen. Yeah, so I'm just like, just, I don't understand
• 57:51
  why this is so complicated. Why don't you just say, why don't you give me what's cheaper?
• 57:54
  That's all. Say that. Yeah.
• 57:57
  I don't eat Jambalaya because it has pork in it So I don't care I have a huge
• 58:02
  problem with people with no common sense,
• 58:06
  Hold on The thoughts and views We didn't say that actually.
• 58:12
  Viewer discretion Is advised We didn't say anything Shout out to Joshy Do you
• 58:18
  want to do the feedback you have Or do you want to do the espresso What do you
• 58:23
  guys want Coffee coconut or espresso.
• 58:26
  They're both coffee. Coffee last or? They're both coffee.
• 58:29
  They're both coffee. Oh, okay. Do you want espresso or do you want a coffee
• 58:31
  coconut? Oh, we got enough time for two. All right. We can do both.
• 58:34
  You got enough time for two, right? All right. We got enough time for two.
• 58:37
  Oh, you got a pop, man. Shit.
• 58:41
  Let's do the coconut first, because I want to taste that. All right.
• 58:43
  Finback. Finback out of New York City. Finback. Guess who's back.
• 58:48
  Finbacks again. Finbacks again. I like these guys ever since you brought them
• 58:53
  and introduced us to them. Yeah. They've been killer.
• 58:55
  Yeah, they got good beer. I had them once when I ordered their stuff off Tavor,
• 58:59
  or not Tavor. Yeah, Tavor. Yeah.
• 59:01
  But I've only had, like, two things I ordered from them, and I just wasn't sure, so I picked random.
• 59:06
  They were good, but now that I looked it up again, these are great.
• 59:10
  Yeah. beers that you've brought. Yeah, Finback out of Brooklyn. God damn.
• 59:14
  Yeah, Finback out of Brooklyn and Glendale, New York.
• 59:17
  Shout out to Finback, man. They got some great beer. Yeah, totally.
• 59:21
  Looks really good. Manny. Yo. He's glass. Give him his glass right there.
• 59:26
  Damn. Yeah, yep. That's just like on Snapchat or something? Yeah,
• 59:31
  I was like, God damn, my name, I need to set my name.
• 59:34
  Crazy. Oh my God, fuck my life.
• 59:38
  Yeah, this Nutcracker shit was whack. Went to Walmart.
• 59:42
  Oh, shit. Yeah, we didn't just drop anything. John? No, we didn't do anything wrong.
• 59:49
  Hey, look. That guy right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right?
• 59:53
  I was about to tell you, but I thought he's not coming back.
• 59:56
  Nah. He'll be back eventually again. They always do. No, no.
• 59:59
  He was going that way. Oh, okay. Ugh.
• 1:00:02
  What we got here, Adam? What we got here, Adam? The aftertaste.
• 1:00:04
  Oh, here you go. We got Finbeck out of New York. Yep. Out of Brooklyn.
• 1:00:09
  Brooklyn! I'm the fucker. The real New York. I'm the gogner. Yeah. No. Hey! Fuck!
• 1:00:16
  No. This is gross. No, she's doing rounds, so you guys just,
• 1:00:19
  hold on a second. Remember, I brought this back from New York,
• 1:00:22
  so maybe it didn't travel well. I don't think it did.
• 1:00:25
  Where did you put it in a bag? Yeah, I put it in my suitcase.
• 1:00:29
  Did you put it in a bag of ass? I'm always afraid. You can taste the coconut,
• 1:00:34
  though, right, Alan? Yeah. You can taste it.
• 1:00:35
  I don't even think I can drink those. Yeah, you can taste that coconut. Why? It's terrible.
• 1:00:40
  Just chuck it. And then you're going to sip your little pee on them. Your bush light.
• 1:00:45
  You see that? I get a little coconut out of that. That's not much. Any coffee?
• 1:00:50
  It's like burnt coffee, though. Is it smoked or something?
• 1:00:55
  Burnt or smoky a little bit. Smoky. Yeah, smoky, right? Smoky.
• 1:00:59
  It's not one of the better ones that I've had from them, but I could agree with you.
• 1:01:04
  It could be just because it's traveled bad. Yeah, it did travel bad, probably.
• 1:01:09
  So do you bring beer on the plane? I'll put it in my carry-on.
• 1:01:14
  And they don't mess with you? Nah, so not my carry-on.
• 1:01:18
  I'm in my luggage. So what I do is I... They don't bother with the bottom one.
• 1:01:22
  Liquids in your luggage?
• 1:01:23
  No, if I had liquid inside my carry-on, it'd be a problem.
• 1:01:27
  Because I got to go through the security, right? But it's in my bag that I put on the plane.
• 1:01:33
  So what I do is I just get a... I usually get plastic baggies.
• 1:01:38
  I get baggies and then I get like some socks or whatever, put it around it,
• 1:01:42
  make it soft, you know, so it doesn't move around a lot.
• 1:01:45
  I usually put it inside socks. So I put them inside a sock.
• 1:01:50
  A couple of pairs of socks, I put them inside and then I wrap them and then
• 1:01:52
  I put them in the baggie. So just in case they leak, they leak in the bag on
• 1:01:56
  the sock first and then in the bag.
• 1:01:57
  Well, I was just wondering about just transporting, you know, beer. You know what?
• 1:02:02
  I suppose it's a different, like, going overseas because when I was coming back
• 1:02:05
  from Mexico, you know, I got some tequilas and stuff. Oh, that's different.
• 1:02:09
  That's different. You're coming from another country.
• 1:02:11
  I'm still in America. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck you're bringing.
• 1:02:13
  We got to make sure it's clean. Yeah. You never know. Only you can buy in duty-free.
• 1:02:18
  Yeah, duty-free. And then carry on, put in your carry on bag. I did it a lot.
• 1:02:22
  For some reason, whenever I go to Mexico, it never fails. I usually go through
• 1:02:26
  Canada. I'll go to Mexico through Canada.
• 1:02:28
  Never fails. They always bring me in to check me. They always bring me in. I don't know why.
• 1:02:36
  I told you you're honest. They always bring me in to check me.
• 1:02:39
  I'd be like. Why? I don't know. I'm like, what the fuck?
• 1:02:42
  Are they picking on me? No, no, no. You have two passports.
• 1:02:45
  No, I just have one now. I just have the American passport. I don't have a Kennedy one.
• 1:02:49
  Oh, I was so pissed because when we come back, they have like the green light,
• 1:02:53
  red light, and it's just kind of random. Yeah. Of course, I got the red light.
• 1:02:58
  But the thing is, I got those like really expensive Mexican sculptures,
• 1:03:02
  and you know, they wrap them all up.
• 1:03:05
  Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Well, you go through the red light, you know what they do? Unwrap them.
• 1:03:08
  Unwrap all of it. I know, check it out. And I'm like. Went into the x-ray machine.
• 1:03:13
  Yeah, I'm like, you know, this chick spent like 20 minutes wrapping this so
• 1:03:16
  it wouldn't get damaged. Then you got to wrap it back yourself, right?
• 1:03:19
  Yeah. They don't even wrap it for you. Yeah. So one of the hands got broken
• 1:03:22
  on the way home. Oh, shit. And I was just like, Jesus Christ. Damn it.
• 1:03:25
  Piss me off. No, it happens all the time, man. It's just the weirdest shit.
• 1:03:28
  They just, they do fuck up your shit sometimes when you go and do customs and
• 1:03:32
  shit. They do. They fuck it up.
• 1:03:34
  And I'm like, I'm coming back from Cabo and it's Mexican.
• 1:03:38
  Like, they don't know what these sculptures are.
• 1:03:41
  You know, it's the ones that, you know, the Mexican man and woman or whatever,
• 1:03:46
  the porcelain ones. Yeah.
• 1:03:48
  Like, like you've never seen this before. No. You know, I mean,
• 1:03:52
  come on. Never know. It could be drugs inside of it.
• 1:03:55
  Never know. Yo, they train on that shit, but still. Yeah, you could be,
• 1:03:58
  you know, you just never know.
• 1:04:00
  Everybody's a suspect. Right, Alex? Oh, yeah. Everybody's a suspect.
• 1:04:03
  You know, even with me, sometimes when I'm out in public, you just,
• 1:04:07
  you know, you might look guilty.
• 1:04:08
  I might feel like you're a criminal. I don't know. I just think everybody's
• 1:04:11
  a criminal when they're walking next to you.
• 1:04:14
  The guilty till proven innocent. No doubt. No, the way just, I don't know, in my head.
• 1:04:19
  Me too. The job. I do. The job got us to that level. It's kind of funny,
• 1:04:23
  too. I do feel like that. But when we got these sculpture things.
• 1:04:27
  That's their mom or. The mom would be the good one. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:31
  Well, of course. The one in the green.
• 1:04:32
  Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? They're like the skeleton people.
• 1:04:35
  The day of the dead. Dales Muertos.
• 1:04:37
  Yeah. And then, yeah. And they're like this tall. They're poor.
• 1:04:38
  Yeah. And the lady was like confused.
• 1:04:40
  Cause I got like the two most simplest ones that they had in there.
• 1:04:43
  I didn't get the ones that were all colorful and bedazzled up.
• 1:04:46
  I got this, just these two brown ones and the guy's holding a chicken.
• 1:04:51
  And then the lady is holding a guitar.
• 1:04:54
  And yeah, I just thought that they were so cool because they're just so simplistic.
• 1:04:58
  And there's a story behind them. The guy was a chicken. His chicken was for chicken fighting.
• 1:05:03
  Gotcha. And then the wife would go play music for all the people in the chicken fighting place.
• 1:05:09
  Right, right. But I just thought it was way cooler. Have you been to a chick fight?
• 1:05:13
  A cock fight? A cock fight? Well, it depends on the cock.
• 1:05:16
  Wow. We have a lot of that. I bet you do have a lot of that.
• 1:05:21
  We have a problem, right? Not necessarily reflect those of the Brew Brothers. You at discretion.
• 1:05:26
  Gotta watch Paul, yo. He's slick, man.
• 1:05:29
  No, no. Hey, listen. Know what I used to like to do when I used to go to Mazelan
• 1:05:32
  in Mexico? Yeah. I used to go to bullfighting.
• 1:05:36
  Fucking amazing. And I would fucking be so excited when the bull got the guy. Hell yeah.
• 1:05:42
  I'd be cheering. Everybody would look at me like, what is he cheering about?
• 1:05:45
  I'm like, the bull got the guy. He hit him. I'm like, yeah.
• 1:05:49
  Horn right up the ass. Right up the ass. Yo, yeah. One guy, he was a little
• 1:05:52
  hurt too one time, but yeah. I'm always going for the bull.
• 1:05:55
  Like, you know, when guys are hunting lions and stuff, I'm going for the lion.
• 1:06:00
  Yeah. Yeah. When they're trying to kill a rhinoceros, I'm going for a rhinoceros.
• 1:06:06
  We love you a long time. Chish-a-pah-pah-pah. Come on.
• 1:06:14
  She can chime in. Oh, there you go.
• 1:06:18
  What the fuck was that, Danny? I sit in the right spot today. I love it. All right.
• 1:06:27
  What the hell? I don't know. I got to finish this and go get my kid.
• 1:06:31
  All right. Shout out to Fire Pot, too. We had a good time at Fire Pot.
• 1:06:34
  It's a new spot. And Yoon.
• 1:06:37
  And Yoon. Yoon, that's her name? Yoon? Yeah. Yoon, she was very nice.
• 1:06:41
  Yeah, she was funny, actually, too. She had a good chance. So nice that she
• 1:06:45
  was like, I got to go clean tables.
• 1:06:47
  Yeah, she was just a nice person. I had a good time.
• 1:06:51
  Shout out to Joan. Joan's the manager there at Fire Pot. Awesome lady.
• 1:06:55
  I couldn't believe that she was 37, though.
• 1:06:57
  Joan? Yeah, she's 37. Yeah, she got kids, too, and all that. Got a whole family. Yep.
• 1:07:02
  She just got a boyfriend. She got a boyfriend? Yeah, that's it.
• 1:07:05
  That's all right, man. And Paul's like, I'm already here. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
• 1:07:09
  There's nothing wrong with having a boyfriend, you know? Boyfriend,
• 1:07:12
  girlfriend, whatever. She can have a man like Dre, you know?
• 1:07:14
  Nah, nah, she already got a guy already. You like Asian girls?
• 1:07:17
  I like anything that walks. Whoa. Anything.
• 1:07:21
  Not anything. I'm just a fucker. Does it have to be Paul, man?
• 1:07:26
  Paul has one fucking man to talk. Does it have to be upright?
• 1:07:30
  What does that mean? You say, I like anything that walks. I'll just fucking...
• 1:07:34
  You gotta be alive, right?
• 1:07:35
  No, the one that walks... The one doing... Gretchen.
• 1:07:40
  Gretchen, I will see you tonight. No, hold on.
• 1:07:45
  You said that. I just want to be this fucker. You said that.
• 1:07:48
  I want to be Paul. Paul has more fucking weird-ass shit around.
• 1:07:54
  What's my God is that? That's funny as fuck, yo. You said it,
• 1:07:58
  though. I like anything that walks. You said it. I like anything that's alive.
• 1:08:02
  I like it on all fours. Put a boy in my head.
• 1:08:10
  That's weird as fuck, but what do you do, man? Anyway, hey, listen, it's episode 72.
• 1:08:16
  New beer, new year. Brew new year. Brew new year.
• 1:08:20
  Alan always, hey, Alan's job for the Brew Brothers is to make the name the title of every episode.
• 1:08:27
  And by the way, this one is way better than the last one. Oh, espresso?
• 1:08:31
  It's a double coffee. Boulevard, bro. So what they did with- They make great beer.
• 1:08:35
  So what they did with this one, they went to the coffee company,
• 1:08:37
  Audley Espresso Coffee. Right.
• 1:08:41
  And they knocked it out. It's port thick. Fuck. What percentage is this one?
• 1:08:47
  It's got to be at least 12. Yeah. Oh, Jesus.
• 1:08:50
  12%. It's good though, right? Mom, you have a good night. Yeah,
• 1:08:53
  but when- Sleepy on the couch with a blanket over my head again.
• 1:08:55
  Yeah, but when Boulevard- What?
• 1:08:57
  When Boulevard makes their shit, they don't fuck around though. This one is-
• 1:09:01
  It's thick like her. Yeah. John will like this one, I think. Good beer, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:09:06
  They sell those at Happy Harry's. I found that in Fargo. Oh, he's in Fargo? Yeah.
• 1:09:10
  But the one here would have it, too. How about the Neapolitan stuff?
• 1:09:13
  That's thick, too. That's still, yeah, that's for thick. That's thick, too.
• 1:09:16
  Again, you can mix all three of those flavors together and make a Neapolitan ice cream beer.
• 1:09:20
  Yeah, that's what we got to do. We'll bring in the next show.
• 1:09:23
  Yeah. Paul, we're probably going to be doing, like, back-to-back shows.
• 1:09:25
  Like, we do one this week. We're going to do another one next week, too. Okay.
• 1:09:28
  Actually, we're doing back-to-back-to-back shows. We got Charlie from Elk Creek.
• 1:09:32
  We got Reese from Fulton. And we got Adam Zerbe from fucking Indeed here.
• 1:09:36
  Yeah, we got a lot of people coming in the next couple of weeks here.
• 1:09:40
  We're going to have a lot of guests. All right. Let's start.
• 1:09:42
  Let's jump this 2026 off. This 2026 is going to be crazy. I'll make sure they
• 1:09:47
  bring us some THC3. Exactly.
• 1:09:49
  Yeah. All right. I'm down. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, this is episode 72. New brew.
• 1:09:54
  New you beer. New brew, new year. Yeah. New brew. New year. Mr. 72.
• 1:10:02
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• 1:10:06
  Let's do Holistic Hub to come back, and then we'll close it up with that.
• 1:10:09
  We'll talk. Cool. Yeah, I'll be true. We're going to pay some bills,
• 1:10:12
  man. Shout out to Holistic Hub.
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• 1:11:49
  All right. Episode seven. No, not yet. Not yet, bro.
• 1:11:54
  Episode 72. Yep. New brew. New brew. New year. Yes, sir. We had a lot of great
• 1:11:59
  beers here today, Alan. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:02
  You know, we got Dre Lou in the building. Yeah.
• 1:12:05
  Paul's here. Team is all here. Right, Al? It is. New year, man. It's going to be good.
• 1:12:12
  2026. Sick. Yeah, we got the pork and brew. It's on January 31st. Yep.
• 1:12:17
  Hopefully we're a part of that. And then, well, we got a lot of big things happening, bro.
• 1:12:22
  So I think the goal, Alan, this year is we got to move around. Yeah.
• 1:12:26
  We got to, you going to Vegas or what? I got to, I'm ready to go.
• 1:12:29
  I just got to make sure that the whole ticket thing.
• 1:12:32
  Price. As soon as the prices go down, we got to get tickets.
• 1:12:35
  We're going to Vegas, man.
• 1:12:35
  Just keep your, I mean, keep checking the ticket. One, John Olson,
• 1:12:39
  who wants to do Southern Erskine.
• 1:12:41
  Yeah. He wants to get a brew fest out there going. Let's do it.
• 1:12:44
  Let's go out there. We got a canopy now. And I know enough of the breweries.
• 1:12:48
  Yeah. We got a canopy now.
• 1:12:49
  We got a canopy with our Brew Brothers logo all over it. Paul,
• 1:12:52
  we're looking pretty. We're looking pretty these days, man. We're looking good.
• 1:12:56
  We're stepping our game up this year.
• 1:12:58
  2026 is our year. We're taking over this shit, okay? Yeah.
• 1:13:01
  All right? This bear shit is ours. This craft bear shit is ours,
• 1:13:04
  Al. Can you hear me? I do, sir. It is ours. Holy shit.
• 1:13:09
  What is you on? You're stripping out. You're giving me TSC. I'm excited, man.
• 1:13:13
  I'm excited. We're just going hard. Anyway, man, I'm Shannon.
• 1:13:15
  I'm Alan. And we're the Brood Brothers in episode 72. We're out of here,
• 1:13:19
  y'all. Cheers, guys. Thanks. All right, cheers.