Latest / Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings / Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – tumble dyer shrinking the clothes?
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- 0:00Speaker 1: KFM Mornings with Darren Sherlin, Sibbs and you. Here we go,
- 0:05Speaker 1: Here we go. Here's another senseless survey from Darren Wackhead
- 0:10Speaker 1: Simpson on KFM Mornings. KFM Mornings.
- 0:14Speaker 2: Okay, gather around the table. Let's see how you go. Okay,
- 0:19Speaker 2: sensor survey. I'll ask a random person serious questions pertaining
- 0:26Speaker 2: to the country that need answering. Okay, So, Sherlin, how
- 0:31Speaker 2: many questions will I ask this morning? Six? Six the
- 0:34Speaker 2: challenges to see how long before they get irritated and
- 0:37Speaker 2: put the phone down? Sibs?
- 0:39Speaker 1: You nine questions?
- 0:41Speaker 2: Nine? All right, remy seven questions, seven questions. Producer Brad
- 0:47Speaker 2: is not here today, um bunners have a go.
- 0:53Speaker 1: I'll just go with eighth then.
- 0:54Speaker 2: Eight six, seven, eight nine. Well, the bases are loaded.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Who got the correct answer? We're about to find out.
- 1:08Speaker 2: So I imagine three one nine six two. I'm calling
- 1:10Speaker 2: you from the Census Bureau. I'd need to ask you
- 1:12Speaker 2: a couple questions for your country that you forgot about.
- 1:14Speaker 2: It will and you take you about thirty seconds? Okay? Quiet?
- 1:19Speaker 2: Do you wonder if your wife ever looks at your
- 1:21Speaker 2: gray hair and goes, I did that?
- 1:26Speaker 1: Yes?
- 1:28Speaker 2: Is a blow up bed, great for when you don't
- 1:30Speaker 2: want to sleep on the floor right away.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm written.
- 1:35Speaker 2: This is the person who decided to put the R
- 1:40Speaker 2: in February, the same person who decided how to spell Wednesday.
- 1:48Speaker 2: No is the hardest job in twenty twenty six putting
- 1:52Speaker 2: your email address into the TV with a remote.
- 1:56Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So what's the purpose of the delete for
- 2:03Speaker 1: me option on WhatsApp? I don't know.
- 2:08Speaker 2: And so when did you realize that it's not the
- 2:11Speaker 2: tumble dryer shrinking your clothes, it's the fridge down. Yeah,
- 2:21Speaker 2: nobody needs that kind of energy in their lives. I
- 2:25Speaker 2: didn't think you'd get offended by that, Like if if, maybe,
- 2:27Speaker 2: if I was talking to a lady, you know, No,
- 2:31Speaker 2: it's a it's not it's a shock. The tumble dryer
- 2:34Speaker 2: is shrinking your clothes. It's the fridge.
- 2:37Speaker 1: It's definitely the tumble.
- 2:40Speaker 2: And think about it, like, when are we its in
- 2:45Speaker 2: the tumble dryer