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Payton's GRANDMA is UNHINGED once again! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: There's a text here which is just about what we
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  Speaker 1: were talking about off the air, just now says I
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  Speaker 1: saw the second Wicked movie, and I was informed by
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  Speaker 1: a couple of my pen pals that the second film
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  Speaker 1: is the prequel. There will be a third movie coming out.
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  Speaker 1: I noticed several questions were not answered or enlightened. Have
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  Speaker 1: you heard anything about this as well? I've only seen
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  Speaker 1: the first one, so I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't really heard anything about a third movie. But
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  Speaker 2: I think the movie definitely sets it up for a
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  Speaker 2: next movie that will probably be The Son of a
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  Speaker 2: Witch the book, because you know, at some point the
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  Speaker 2: knuckle into I'm sorry, Alphabet has a baby, so that's
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  Speaker 2: going to be their story too. But you know what
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  Speaker 2: he does?
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  Speaker 1: So does she have a baby? And in Wizard of Oz,
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  Speaker 1: like there's now just a kid.
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  Speaker 2: That's all all I think is the Wizard of Oz
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  Speaker 2: was happening during this part of Wicked.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so she had a baby a long time ago? Maybe?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, the next thing is she baby without ruining
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  Speaker 2: the end of the.
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  Speaker 3: So you say you say it Wicked? So she doesn't die,
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  Speaker 3: she's not bad? Interesting?
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  Speaker 2: But you know what I was I heard my mother,
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  Speaker 2: my son Joe told me this fun fact about the movie.
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  Speaker 2: He said, Wicked. The whole thing was written by the
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  Speaker 2: author because of one line in the Wizard of Oz
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  Speaker 2: one line where you see uh, Golinda and the Wicked
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  Speaker 2: Witch of the West fighting over the shoes of the
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  Speaker 2: Wicked Witch of the East, and the Wicked Witch says,
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  Speaker 2: stay out of this Glinda, that one line, and the
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  Speaker 2: author is like, well, there's got to be a backstory
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  Speaker 2: there behind a stay out of it. So he created
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  Speaker 2: that whole Wicked around that one line from the Wizard
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  Speaker 2: of Us. My gosh, interesting and that kind of cool.
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  Speaker 2: So it's basically a fan fiction, really a really really
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  Speaker 2: well done fan who said, say, on this Glinda. The
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  Speaker 2: Wicked Witch is telling Dorothy, I want those shoes, and
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  Speaker 2: then Glinda's like, no, they belong to you, and she
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  Speaker 2: puts them on Dorothy's feet, and the Wicked Witch says,
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  Speaker 2: the stay out of this Glinda.
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  Speaker 3: That happened? Why do you know her name?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Like why?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 2: What's the backstory? So that whole Wicked comes from one line.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: Another text here for it, oh number John, Jay and
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  Speaker 1: Rich I've been read listening to your couple's therapy podcasts,
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  Speaker 1: and I love the episode with Peyton and her grandma.
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  Speaker 3: I want more, give us more paint. Tell us about
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  Speaker 3: you and your grandma.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, so I me and my fiance Kadem have
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  Speaker 4: been living with my grandma since September, so it's been
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  Speaker 4: a couple of months and it's been a really fun adventure.
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  Speaker 4: We moved back in basically to save money for a
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  Speaker 4: house and for our wedding that's coming up. And yesterday, like,
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  Speaker 4: it is just a treat living with this woman, because
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  Speaker 4: you never know what you get. So yesterday I get
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  Speaker 4: home from work, Kadem's there. We're just chatting. We're talking
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  Speaker 4: about the wedding, We're talking about our engagement pictures and
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  Speaker 4: talking about like the bachelorette party. She says, I don't
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  Speaker 4: understand why you're spending all of this money. She was like,
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  Speaker 4: don't you know like the divorce rates. And I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I mean we're spending money because like we're really excited.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a big party. I don't feel like we're
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  Speaker 4: dropping like a ton of money. And then she goes
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  Speaker 4: to her computer and then proceeds to read off the
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  Speaker 4: statistics for divorce rates for like ages from like eighteen
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  Speaker 4: to twenty five, it's like sixty percent of marriages and
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  Speaker 4: in divorce. And then when you go up the age bracket,
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  Speaker 4: then it's like fifty percent, and then you go up
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  Speaker 4: another age bracket and it's like forty percent. She's like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't understand why you're wasting all this money. She
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  Speaker 4: was like, because mathematically, mathematically.
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  Speaker 3: A divorce, so you're fifty fifty.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm just sitting here and I'm like, Meme, I understand.
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  Speaker 2: You've been through it.
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  Speaker 4: Like she has been married and divorced three times, and
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  Speaker 4: it was all on her. She was like, boy, bye,
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  Speaker 4: she was not having any part of them. So but
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  Speaker 4: I just find it really funny because it's like, I know,
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  Speaker 4: she's like rooting for us, but then also like thanks,
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  Speaker 4: I guess.
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  Speaker 2: But you're not. You're a couple. You're not a statistic.
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  Speaker 4: I told her that.
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  Speaker 2: I said.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, well, we're beating that statistic. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: He should have said, is you're looking at this all wrong.
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  Speaker 2: You you are looking at the negative fifty percent. It's
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  Speaker 2: a fifty percent possibility. It's also a fifty percent possibility
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  Speaker 2: we make it and thrive and have the best marriage ever.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, I need to half glass full her
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  Speaker 2: something to you?
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  Speaker 1: When do they stop, like if they're doing the statistic,
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  Speaker 1: when when do they go Okay, they're still married or
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  Speaker 1: they get like when can you get divorce? And you
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  Speaker 1: don't make it in the statistic? Like if you're married
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  Speaker 1: twenty five years, like who's who's counting?
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  Speaker 3: Like you? At what point does is it considered a win?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty five years it's a pretty good run.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm saying, but you like, my father in law
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  Speaker 1: at divorced after twenty eight years, so it's like if
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  Speaker 1: he was part of that survey, the statistic would be
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  Speaker 1: off because.
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  Speaker 3: At twenty five years he was still married. That makes
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  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, again, what point is
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  Speaker 3: it a win?
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  Speaker 1: And what point is anomen you just getting married until
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  Speaker 1: you beat the statistics?
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  Speaker 4: I think you just stay there, just stay very But yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like she just she's just a character. Like this morning,
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  Speaker 4: four am, before my alarm goes off, I hear like clattering,
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  Speaker 4: like like it almost sounded like she dropped the entire
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  Speaker 4: like thing of silverware on the floor. And I wake
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  Speaker 4: up and I see she is literally reorganizing all of
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  Speaker 4: the silverware at.
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  Speaker 2: For its form. Does she not sleep like bros?
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  Speaker 3: You have a house.
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  Speaker 2: Strategic?
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  Speaker 4: Then she goes and she's like whispering saying good morning.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, a lady, you've been clanking the bands for
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  Speaker 4: the last hour.
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  Speaker 2: But okay, she talked.
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  Speaker 3: To you about divorce.
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  Speaker 5: She's clanking silverware for you she wants, and we.
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  Speaker 4: Don't say anything because we are living in her house.
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  Speaker 2: And there's so many times where I just.
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  Speaker 4: Want to yell out and be like are you serious
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  Speaker 4: right now?
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  Speaker 2: But I need to shut my mouth.
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  Speaker 4: And just let her be.
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  Speaker 3: What was the thing you were saying about her? And picture?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, this is hilarious. So we have our
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  Speaker 4: family group chat. It's like me, my mom, my dad,
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  Speaker 4: my brother, my sister, and then my grandma and my
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  Speaker 4: nephew seven. He randomly takes people's phones and he'll take
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  Speaker 4: like hundreds of pictures of himself, just selfies. And my
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  Speaker 4: little brother Jayleen, used to do that a lot when
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  Speaker 4: he was younger. And so my sister sent a picture
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  Speaker 4: of my nephew seven going crazy in the camera roll.
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  Speaker 4: So we all start sending pictures of my brother, Jayleen,
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  Speaker 4: from like ten fifteen years ago of him doing the
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  Speaker 4: same thing. My grandma sends pictures and she sends like
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  Speaker 4: thirty six of them, and we're like, okay, that's kind
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  Speaker 4: of weird. The first couple of pictures are Jayleen, and
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  Speaker 4: then it was like the rest.
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  Speaker 2: Of her camera roll.
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  Speaker 4: And my grandma used to have this boyfriend a couple
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  Speaker 4: of years ago and he was a couple.
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  Speaker 2: Years younger than her. And in.
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  Speaker 4: The gallery of photos that she sends us is a
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  Speaker 4: picture sure of her ex boyfriend just without a shirt on, smoldering.
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  Speaker 2: Into the Yeah, not the smolder.
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  Speaker 5: It was so gross Is it her and just him?
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  Speaker 2: But you definitely know like that was time picture. Don't know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: But then my dad starts leaning into it, said it
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  Speaker 4: as the profile picture of the fair.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you know that that looks like something just happened.
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  Speaker 2: It's his hand, that's what I thought.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, his hand forehead.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, liked Hussein from over here.
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  Speaker 3: Without a shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Lie, when was that picture?
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  Speaker 1: Digging?
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  Speaker 4: No? That was like, I mean, go for that picture
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  Speaker 4: had to probably be over seven eight years old.
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  Speaker 2: But it was just.
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  Speaker 4: We were cracking up and she was like, I didn't
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  Speaker 4: send that, and I go in and I hear her.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in my room and all I hear her say.
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  Speaker 4: In the in the kitchen is oh no.
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  Speaker 2: She doubles down.
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  Speaker 4: It was like I didn't send it.
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  Speaker 2: Apple sent it.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I was like, Mamma, you accidentally, like
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  Speaker 4: probably selected all these photos when you just meant to
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  Speaker 4: send these pictures of Jalen.
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  Speaker 2: We were just.
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  Speaker 5: Like, we need to send this one too.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, it was, she.
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  Speaker 4: Has still not gotten.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody should be afraid of their parents and their grandparents
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  Speaker 2: and technology.
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  Speaker 3: That'sable that sad eight seven seven ninety three seven one
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  Speaker 3: four seven. Just throw it out there. I think if
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  Speaker 3: you ever received someone's like to.
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  Speaker 1: Get that picture and not be part of the family chat,
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  Speaker 1: or if you just send it, I'd love to post it.
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  Speaker 2: Careless mustache.
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  Speaker 3: Why is he still around? He's still wrong?
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  Speaker 4: We see him every now and then.
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  Speaker 2: But no they are not taking.
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  Speaker 1: But if you just didn't, I'm not telling you do this,
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  Speaker 1: but be fun, like if on my camera, I would
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  Speaker 1: just post it, not say anything in my stories and
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  Speaker 1: see if anyone knows.
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  Speaker 2: Why there you could get in trouble for that.
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  Speaker 3: Why is Saddam Hussein with no shirt near foot stories.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm actually forgetting to delete it for my phone
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  Speaker 4: because I'm scarred