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OUTRO: Flooring Chat Special · The Hauraki Big Show

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: get up even closer.
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for for dogging for
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: to sit and every weekday on radio recare did it.
• 0:17
  Speaker 3: I've been doing that a lot lately, to driving my
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: family crazy. They'll say something, my daughter's like, what even
• 0:27
  Speaker 3: is that?
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  Speaker 2: I've started third personally myself as Moggie and I and
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: I'm very aware of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, hell, well like.
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: It, oh Magie, thinking of about the bathroom whatever the
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: fuck is? And I know my wife hates it. So
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: I'm catching myself and I am trying to stop because
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: he's got enough for the noise, VET help me deliberately
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: adding to it.
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  Speaker 1: It's that really interesting.
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  Speaker 3: That's funny because I take the person with my wife
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: all the time, as you feel as no, it's a
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  Speaker 3: very fine line sometimes which I can go over where.
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  Speaker 1: I know that I'm massively annoying.
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  Speaker 3: But and but sometimes I'll go a little bit too
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  Speaker 3: far with it and she'll actually genuinely be annoyed.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know about you, guys, but does your wife
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  Speaker 4: have a sweet spot where everything's funny funny, funny funny?
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  Speaker 4: But as soon as you go over that line. There
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  Speaker 4: isn't a bit of like I'm slightly annoyed, my wife
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  Speaker 4: goes straight to fucked off. There's no like a little example.
• 1:40
  Speaker 4: So like if I don't know, she hates it when
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  Speaker 4: I give her a case and I'm unshaved, right, Sometimes
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  Speaker 4: I'll give her a case and then intentionally do it
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  Speaker 4: in a way that grazes her slightly with my thing,
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  Speaker 4: and I think slightly annoyed, but it goes straight to
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  Speaker 4: I'm fucking.
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  Speaker 2: Fuming with you, Like she hates it. Yeah, she hates me.
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: My wife hates my mustache. But you're over the weekend.
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: She's like, when you can, So, how long are we
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  Speaker 2: keeping this?
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  Speaker 5: For that?
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  Speaker 2: I'm keeping it.
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  Speaker 5: Let's keep it.
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  Speaker 2: Looks staying. That's staying.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, how does it make you feel that knowing that
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  Speaker 4: she doesn't like something on your face?
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's it's too bad? I feel.
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  Speaker 3: To answer your yeah, fair enough, you do what you want, magie.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just say you're a long time together man.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get very many things in your life that
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  Speaker 2: you can sort of shift and adjust and have be
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  Speaker 2: your own. Yes, when you're in a marriage.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's why probably a.
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  Speaker 2: Mustache and a haircut, tight jeans. It's about as much
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  Speaker 2: as you can do. Really. You know, you can't get pursed,
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  Speaker 2: You can't get two pissed. Yes, just frowned upon to
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  Speaker 2: having a fear keysing what you might is it only
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  Speaker 2: frowned upon, its frowned upon like she might go from.
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  Speaker 2: She won't be as pissed off as when you deliberately
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  Speaker 2: grows her with your stubble during a curse, but she
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  Speaker 2: won't be pleased.
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  Speaker 4: Does your wife redline straight away like mine?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, So she has a patch there which I imagine
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  Speaker 4: almost incentivizes you to keep going.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: What I tend to do is it's shit that I
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  Speaker 3: say where I'm deliberately provocative, and then I'll go over
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  Speaker 3: the line a little bit and she'll go, hmm, that's
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  Speaker 3: a bit too far.
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  Speaker 5: I can imagine it, and.
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: I'll go, was it darling?
• 3:25
  Speaker 5: Was it darling?
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  Speaker 1: And then I'll give her.
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  Speaker 3: Like a cuddle and be really physical and she'll be
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  Speaker 3: like no, no thanks, Yeah, but no she doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have to push it very hard to lose her. Shit.
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  Speaker 4: My wife's very like, she's super bubbly, but I feel
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  Speaker 4: like the bubbly ones get angry easier or when that angry,
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  Speaker 4: they get really angry.
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  Speaker 1: But is she genuinely angry or is she just putting
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  Speaker 1: it on?
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  Speaker 4: No, she's angry, right, she's fucked off. She gets fucked
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  Speaker 4: off really easy. And she's never like angry at you.
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  Speaker 4: She's just fuming about the situation.
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  Speaker 5: She just gets Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 1: Was just telling Keesy Moggie.
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  Speaker 3: I was in a Keezy Mogi flooring place on the
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  Speaker 3: weekend and in your line, are your cheap fuck? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we've decided on one now, cheapest one.
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  Speaker 1: No it's not cheap, Bailey, Well, I mean it's it
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  Speaker 1: is cheap.
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  Speaker 3: Now we've gone for a pet, we've gone for a person,
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  Speaker 3: so you know, And that all starts on Friday, the
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  Speaker 3: whole ripping out my bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Not looking forward to that.
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  Speaker 4: Doing it, no, I know, just punching darts outside already.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're.
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  Speaker 2: Drinking coffee but not offering any of your workers.
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  Speaker 3: Any I'm very good like that, and I make them
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  Speaker 3: very good coffees.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, I was in a.
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  Speaker 4: Flooring over boil the milk though, over.
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  Speaker 1: Coffee, make good coffees, man, I love my coffee.
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  Speaker 2: We have to make a listlessly in the longest lest
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  Speaker 2: in the world. I've never known someone to beg on
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  Speaker 2: about how good they are about everything.
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  Speaker 1: I make good coffees. It's a fair point. Now listen. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: So I was in this flooring place and.
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  Speaker 3: I was asking the young fellow the air about, you know,
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  Speaker 3: you install and stuff like that, and he went, we.
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  Speaker 1: Sure do keysy, we sure do key yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I went, I'm not keysy made and he was.
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  Speaker 1: But he knew your name, he knew me too, but
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  Speaker 1: he just got us mixed up.
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  Speaker 3: We looked very actually, the guy that was serving us
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  Speaker 3: looked very much.
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  Speaker 5: Like you.
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  Speaker 4: I'll get the races of a library.
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  Speaker 3: He was a pretty good looking fella. Same kind of complexion.
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  Speaker 4: I mean it was like slightly brown, was.
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  Speaker 1: He ja, Yeah, sort of pale and blotching.
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  Speaker 5: Went from vice picture to paler block.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's a good looking fellow.
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  Speaker 3: Hit one of those little tattoos down his neck with
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  Speaker 3: just the words that's sick.
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  Speaker 1: It was in another lineage for cheap. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it said, but lino is not expensive.
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  Speaker 3: But what he did say, which was that if you're
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  Speaker 3: going liner, then your floor has to be pretty perfect level.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was like oh god, is your house
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  Speaker 4: with the board?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I put your house lopsided. Is that weird? No,
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  Speaker 5: just slightly.
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  Speaker 1: It's not lopsided, like the floors.
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  Speaker 2: Are all sweetly on the purse.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, the floors are all sweet. It's on you know,
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  Speaker 1: what do you call it? Piles?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all mind you.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, the last time a woman looked at them, a woman.
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  Speaker 3: Came over who was assessing our house, and she said,
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  Speaker 3: you might need to get your house slightly adjusted on
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  Speaker 3: the piles there.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean this is when I was earning like
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  Speaker 1: twelve bucks a week.
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  Speaker 5: Decade years ago.
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  Speaker 2: So she came over and told you your piles are fucked,
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  Speaker 2: and you're telling us that your floors are sweet.
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  Speaker 3: They don't, you know, like if you put a tennis
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  Speaker 3: ball line and the stay there. They're not sloping or anything, right,
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  Speaker 3: I mean to the naked.
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  Speaker 1: Eye the level.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, I haven't put a level on them. But to
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  Speaker 3: the naked eye, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That level, I haven't put a level on it. The
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  Speaker 4: one way, you know, it's just those old witherboard houses.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of them are slightly and so they usually
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  Speaker 4: does it click together flooring or is it like a
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  Speaker 4: big sheet of lino like a meter wide.
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  Speaker 3: Or is it about the bathroom here or the house
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  Speaker 3: in the bathroom?
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  Speaker 4: Is it a roll of lino cheap looking ship that
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  Speaker 4: I'm picturing? No, it was Is it clicked together planks?
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  Speaker 1: We've taken the liner off so it's just boards underneath.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, yes, you.
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  Speaker 4: It's like sheet right and it looks like wood pattern.
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  Speaker 1: No, okay, we're not doing that. We're going about out there,
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  Speaker 1: as I said, with a few patterns.
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  Speaker 4: Are you doing up your house to sell?
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  Speaker 1: This is the this is the like you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: It up for yourself because getting rid of it and
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  Speaker 2: you're going patents all over the.
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  Speaker 3: It's no, it's just the floor. Everything else is very
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  Speaker 3: simple and very very clean. All the walls, the roof, everything,
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  Speaker 3: the hot water cub and it's all been the other ceiling.
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  Speaker 1: He's doing that as well.
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  Speaker 5: Well. He'sing the ceiling.
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  Speaker 1: We did that with our other bathroom. We made it very.
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  Speaker 3: Non dramatical person you know, it wasn't personality driven. It's
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  Speaker 3: just a very simple design with very simple stuff.
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  Speaker 4: You add personality with like pictures and plants.
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  Speaker 3: And someone said to us, oh, that'll be good. You've
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  Speaker 3: done a good job, because that'll be easier to sell.
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  Speaker 2: And you see it, why do we see the next one?
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  Speaker 3: But then my wife for this one when we want
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  Speaker 3: to have a bit of our personality in it.
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  Speaker 2: But isn't it And you said, do we?
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, I agreed with her. But there's nothing extreme.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, and the floor is only very small.
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: It's a non sweets.
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  Speaker 4: Because I imagine you as a guy that has a really
• 9:07
  Speaker 4: out there splashback, do you know what I mean in
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  Speaker 4: front of his.
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  Speaker 2: Little I imagine that it's a photo of you yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't actually have a splash and mosaic, do
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  Speaker 3: you know, or like a crazy bright red one or
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  Speaker 3: something like something really.
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  Speaker 1: Out there either, so that people neither do we know?
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: We don't windo double windows?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's really better to be honest.
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  Speaker 2: Well not in the middle of winter.
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  Speaker 1: Our kitchens.
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  Speaker 3: Our kitchen is very small though, so you know. And
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: we've got windows right next to our oven as well.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: So burst So good. How's the weekend? There? Fellas good? Great?
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  Speaker 5: Good week down to really nice?
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  Speaker 1: How's mine?
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: She's good. She's tired still since the passing of Nan
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  Speaker 4: took a lot out of her, and so she's staying
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  Speaker 4: a I'm back and now that.
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  Speaker 2: My mapping a lot.
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  Speaker 4: She works, and they've got quite a big property that
• 10:06
  Speaker 4: they're like take care of and stuff, and they've realized
• 10:08
  Speaker 4: it's just a bit too big for the two of them.
• 10:12
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 10:12
  Speaker 4: So there in two years I'll tidy it up. Dead
• 10:15
  Speaker 4: needs a massive shed though, he needs a giant garage
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: otherwise he can't move in.
• 10:18
  Speaker 5: Some garage garage yea, what did I say, shid? But yeah,
• 10:24
  Speaker 5: they're good.
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: How was your weekend? Also good? Yeah? Fuck?
• 10:30
  Speaker 5: You actually killed?
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: Did you walking?
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: Well? We went to but we didn't get to it.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: What do we do? I didn't drink, I didn't smoke.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: Amazing how quickly a coffee clear up? Yes, just stopped
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: charging that right, I told you that. And but it
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: was good not drinking and then just a beard real
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: early and just not doing a hell of a lot.
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  Speaker 2: When I visited to mates yesterday, I thought we were
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: going mates walking, so I had my walking gear. We
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: went out for brunch with some mates and then but
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  Speaker 2: didn't go walking. Well, Zara and my you know, my
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  Speaker 2: wife and kid had there's been no walking gear brought,
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  Speaker 2: so then we had to go home. And then by
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  Speaker 2: the time you.
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  Speaker 5: Can be fine so you it brunched with your walking
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  Speaker 5: gear on?
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: Was that like? I was dressed for the brunch and
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: I had brought walking gear and my bag like water
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: bottle shoes or that sort of ship as well.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: So are you going to get changed? Ah?
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: Probably at the car anywhere. I don't have the same
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: body shame that you have, Jo, I can change anywhere.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: I don't mind getting the bards out.
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, both of them. So it wasn't like when we
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: were in Brisbane and you had your gym shoes on.
• 11:42
  Speaker 5: No, that was funny.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: What was that for?
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: Because maybe your jandle broke straight to wear gym shoes everywhere.
• 11:48
  Speaker 4: It was like cool Brisbane logie, but then shoes on.
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that was a great weekend. Actually, very good sleeps.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: Jase got my sleeps back.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: That's good, man, isn't that good? Many pretty good sleeps.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: Pretty stressful week it's pretty And then today my computer
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: fucked out, so I couldn't work all day and that
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  Speaker 2: massively fucked me off.
• 12:08
  Speaker 5: Sure, yeah, you're not still fucked up?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, I went to the gym and I had a
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: sauna that was good, and then picked up my computer.
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with it, apparently nothing wrong with it? Right, Well,
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: it's pretty ship for a fucking computer, I'll tell you what.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: But it's funny though. They go like, oh, you have
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: to get you have to get this other computer, you
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: know that's got more memory in it, and so oh yeah, right,
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: how much is that three and a half grand? So
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, okay, Well I spent two and a half
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: on this one ago, like a couple of years whatever.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: But it's like, I use it for some pretty basic
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: ship and you're telling me I can spend two and
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: a half thousand dollars and it's not capable of running
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: without it taking three minutes for a screen to come up?
• 12:59
  Speaker 5: Is that apple?
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: That seems crazy.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: It seems crazy to me as well.
• 13:04
  Speaker 5: Mine's like four years old.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: Do you want me to have a little And it's going,
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: but it's.
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: Going strong, And I use it for like video editing,
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: like plays games and all sorts of ship.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: My ones really slow at home, but you know it's me.
• 13:16
  Speaker 5: But you've got like a four hundred dollars from like
• 13:18
  Speaker 5: seven No, we.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: Actually he bought it like a year and a half,
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: two years ago.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: How much did it cost?
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: Two grand?
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: I can't even remember what it's called it'll.
• 13:31
  Speaker 5: Be like a Panasonic or something.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: Is that that HP thing each you that package It
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: used to be with the laptop because I used to
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: have it and it would slow down, but I could
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: go it. You could go into it and you could
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: we had to go at work and he'd give you
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: the cards and you could swap it out for sixteen
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: instead of eight gig. Yeah, in your local RAM. So
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: you could do that, but apparently can't do that anymore Apple.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: They have to do it at the factory. It's a
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: whole fucking yeah since two thousand and something twenty or some.
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: Ships, which sucks because you used to be just upgrade
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: it yourself. They've done.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: They don't want you and yeah, so now you have
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: to upgrade to this one and that's going to cost
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: you three and a half grand. And it's just like
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: I'd rather my business went bank Yeah, thank of you.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: Well that'll make it. That'll that will make it bankrupt.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: The three and a half k that you spend on
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: your computer.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Shocking, shocking state of affairs. This is something interesting. Hit
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: me with my screen. Let's just get out of your
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: good stuff, yellows.
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: The other week a I'm excited yeah man, I'm fizzed up.
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: Hey just quickly.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: You should listen to the Hurducke Big Show for We'll
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: seven every week down Radiohodoche.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: It's really good.