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Mark takes your calls! · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: If you're listening to Mark on the iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 1: Now back to the Mark Simone Show on wo R eight.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say some calls. Eight hundred three two one zero
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  Speaker 1: seven ten is a number one. Let's go to Frank
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  Speaker 1: in Arizona. Frank, how you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Mark, Mark, we'll listening to you.
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  Speaker 4: I went online.
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  Speaker 3: It took me exactly six minutes to get a copy
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  Speaker 3: of my birth certificate. It course sixty seven dollars and
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  Speaker 3: I'll have it in three days.
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  Speaker 1: How's that? It's unbelievable. You're a citizen. You're a citizen
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  Speaker 1: of this country.
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  Speaker 3: Yes I am, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now you must be some super genius to have
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  Speaker 1: figured that out, because Mika Brazinski says she can't figure
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  Speaker 1: out how to get a birth certificate.
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  Speaker 5: So and I never went to college.
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  Speaker 3: Legend that unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: That's unbelievable. Pretty easy to do. Well, you just went
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  Speaker 1: to some there's a bunch of companies. They'll get you
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  Speaker 1: your birsit.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, there's a ton of them. Yeah, there's a
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  Speaker 3: ton of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It to me. Kick when you put what you put
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  Speaker 1: in your name, where you were born that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, that's it. That's it. You know, Hackenstat New
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  Speaker 3: Jersey was born and uh yeah, so they said, well
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  Speaker 3: since three days, I'll have it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's not batter all right, great call Frank. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's easy to do. You go to one of these sites.
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  Speaker 1: You put in your your birth date, date, you were born,
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  Speaker 1: where you're at, city you were born, all that kind
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  Speaker 1: of stuff, what state, and you'll get your birthday. That
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  Speaker 1: mean they'll charge you whatever it is, forty bucks or something,
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  Speaker 1: but you'll get your birthday to it. Let's go to
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  Speaker 1: Randall and Maryland. Randall, how you.
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  Speaker 5: Doing good, Mark? Well, Les Moore got booed and opening
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  Speaker 5: down at Baltimore yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: They still got a team there. Wow in Baltimore. Wait
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah no, but why did he get booed?
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  Speaker 5: Why does he get booed because he's losing support and
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  Speaker 5: his his act day's working.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and yeah, he's.
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  Speaker 5: Even the Black Pop Vision abandoned him because he wasn't
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  Speaker 5: in favor of reparation stud Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, they kept talking about him for twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty eight. He'd be a presidential candidate. Apparently.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I'm I'm so seck of him.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently he was under serious consideration to be Kamala Harris's
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  Speaker 1: vice presidential pick, but he did not pass the vetting.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know exactly why, but apparently oh.
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  Speaker 5: That yeah, his resume is full of holes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the vetting wasn't good. Well, thanks for calling you
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  Speaker 1: know that crazy Mark Kelly, that angry, angry guy al
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  Speaker 1: Wes see all of television bad mouthing Trump. Supposedly he
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  Speaker 1: was on the list to be a Kamala vice president,
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  Speaker 1: but they'd something in the vetting they didn't like, and
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  Speaker 1: that was the end of that. Let's go to Erin
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  Speaker 1: in Indianapolis. Erin, how you doing.
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  Speaker 5: Doing good?
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  Speaker 3: Mark?
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of dollar bills, you're forgetting the probably the biggest
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  Speaker 2: use of dollar bills, and that is if you have
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  Speaker 2: you heard of the term tuckable ones?
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  Speaker 1: The what tuckable one? You're talking on a strip club?
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I figured that would have been your first example.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what strip club you go to, but
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  Speaker 1: if you shove a dollar in there, you're just gonna
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  Speaker 1: get a dirty dollar. This is New York twenties, fifties hundreds.
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  Speaker 2: Well, as a as a limo driver, I used to
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  Speaker 2: drive people to those clubs, and so that's how I
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  Speaker 2: kind of learned how that practice work.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, years ago. It must have been dollars. Do
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  Speaker 1: you have strip clubs there? And where are you in Indianapolis?
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  Speaker 2: Indianapolis? Yeah, we have a few of them around here.
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  Speaker 1: And what did the strippers? What do the strippers look
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  Speaker 1: like Roseanne?
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, there's some like that.
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  Speaker 2: It's it depends. There's some higher class ones, but.
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  Speaker 1: And they look like ros do. So yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for calling. Let's go to Mike in Florida. Mike,
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  Speaker 1: how you.
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  Speaker 4: Doing morning, Mark? Yes, Mike, you mentioned the passing of
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  Speaker 4: Dash Crofts. Another guy who was in a similar vane
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  Speaker 4: was Chip Taylor, who died the beginning of the week.
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  Speaker 1: Who's Chip Taylor?
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  Speaker 4: He's John Boyd's brother by birth. But he wrote a
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  Speaker 4: wild thing. He wrote Angel of the Morning. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 4: got that shows you how famous he was. Was one
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  Speaker 4: of the best jays in the world. Doesn't know who
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  Speaker 4: he is?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I gotta be honest, I'm sitting here at iHeart
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  Speaker 1: where on this floor we have the five biggest music
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  Speaker 1: stations in the world, Z one hundreds over there, Light
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  Speaker 1: FM and all these stations. If you walk down our hallways.
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  Speaker 1: They have pictures in frames, hundreds of them along the
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  Speaker 1: hallway of all the famous musical figures. I've walked up
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  Speaker 1: and you'd be so impressed with these photos everybody in music.
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  Speaker 1: You walk around here for hours, you're not going to
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  Speaker 1: find a picture of Chip Taylor in any one of
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  Speaker 1: those frames.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe not even in John Boyd's house, his brother's house.
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  Speaker 1: So I kind of feel bad for the guy. So
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  Speaker 1: in today's world, if he says I'm Jim Taylor, who
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  Speaker 1: I'm John Voight's brother, that's probably says this.
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  Speaker 4: He did write wild Thing, though, which is a great
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  Speaker 4: was one of the great songs of the sixties.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay, it's good, but it's twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: Go tell somebody who wrote wild Thing. They don't know
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  Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Although Angel in the Morning there
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  Speaker 1: was a more recent hit version of it, right.
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  Speaker 4: So right, it's right, it's only fifty years old.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The worst thing is to be somebody's brother, and that's
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  Speaker 1: how you identify yourself.
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  Speaker 4: So that's why you probably had to change his name.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but on his driver's license he said brother coma
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  Speaker 1: John Voights.
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  Speaker 4: So hey, I have a quick question for you. So
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  Speaker 4: on opening day I told one of the waitresses where
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  Speaker 4: I go the infamous Soupy Sales joke about him taking
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  Speaker 4: his girlfriend to the bull game, the baseball game. Did
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  Speaker 4: you know Soupy very well?
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  Speaker 1: He was on He was on my show a million,
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  Speaker 1: probably every two weeks for years and years and years
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  Speaker 1: and years. And remember we did that the Oldies Cruise.
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  Speaker 1: Was that two thousand and eight. That was the last
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  Speaker 1: time he ever came out in public. He came on
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  Speaker 1: the cruise with us. Wow, what is what is the
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  Speaker 1: famous joke?
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  Speaker 4: He took his golfriend to the baseball game? She kissed
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  Speaker 4: me between the strokes. I kissed it between the strikes
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  Speaker 4: and she kissed me between.
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  Speaker 1: The Oh wait a minute here, that's uh hard.
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  Speaker 4: Off the air for that one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can wait back in the day. All right,
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  Speaker 1: great call, Mike, thanks for calling. Say when we come
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  Speaker 1: back speaking to music, the greatest DJ of all time,
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  Speaker 1: the greatest living DJ radio legend, Scott Shannon, and we'll
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  Speaker 1: talk to him about that. Mets the national anthem was
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  Speaker 1: a complete disaster. We'll get to that in a moment.
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  Speaker 1: That and more coming up on seven ten. W O R.