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Class of 2026 funky names 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: Uh I got two audio messages that came in about funny names since this is all sparked now because well you've seen all these names that are graduating this year.
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  SPEAKER_00: By the way, was there a graduation yesterday at Clemens Center?
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  SPEAKER_00: I think there was.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know there was a recital on Saturday night because my friend Britney's kid was there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Other than that, I I mean it could have been that, but I'm wondering if it was a graduation.
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  SPEAKER_00: But then I'm like, would that have been Elmira College?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was driving by, I was on my way to Wagman's, and I'm like, huh, Sunday afternoon and the parking lot's packed over at uh the Clemens Center.
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  SPEAKER_01: I could see it being Elmyra College because recently I was driving through that campus and there was a bunch of like senior photos being taken.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, people were wearing their robes.
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  SPEAKER_01: You could tell there was a professional photographer.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because what a great place to get a picture taken.
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  SPEAKER_01: That beautiful fountain there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I know, no, it's a great campus.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: The buildings just overall are gorgeous.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I know, wait, has PA wrapped up school?
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  SPEAKER_00: Is it they're done, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, are the are the high because isn't it too soon for high school graduation for that?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't understand PA's schedule, and I can barely tolerate New York's schedule where they won't get out for well, I think the high school kids they have like two and a half more weeks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then they're kind of done.
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  SPEAKER_00: But that's still not graduation yet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're a PA person.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can you just send us a text?
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you guys still in school?
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you wrapping up what day you're wrapping up?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because our Ohio schedule was about this time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you you guys were closer to what the PA one was.
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  SPEAKER_01: Whereas New York were like, hey, we'll get you out someday.
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  SPEAKER_00: We'll go forever.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, probably.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, can I read this one text from Mercedes?
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  SPEAKER_00: And then I'll play the audio text that came in.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good morning.
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  SPEAKER_01: We had an exchange student named Bong.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's perfect.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's perfect for up here.
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  SPEAKER_01: When there, when there was a phased drugstore, the manager was, oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Richard Dingleberry.
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  SPEAKER_01: I love Richard Dingleberry.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't care that I'm a child when it comes to this stuff.
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  SPEAKER_01: You you give me a silly name.
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  SPEAKER_01: You give me a Dick Dingleberry, and I am I'm here for it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my breathe or play the you got one?
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  SPEAKER_02: I knew a little girl.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, she's not little now.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's a grown woman.
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  SPEAKER_02: She was uh same age as my daughter.
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  SPEAKER_02: Her parents gave her the name Peekaboo.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because every time they went for an ultrasound, they couldn't figure out what sex she was.
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  SPEAKER_02: But when she came into the Hey, it's 2026.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nobody can figure out what sex anybody is.
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  SPEAKER_00: What you didn't like my joke?
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  SPEAKER_01: Come on! Stay with me.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I I had a friend go for an ultrasound the other day.
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  SPEAKER_01: And this sucks when this happens because they did want to know the sex.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: The way the baby kept moving, it was almost they said it was like the baby was kind of like closing its legs and like dipping in.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, you'd lean forward.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And so couldn't tell.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're going there for that reason.
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  SPEAKER_01: And they're like, come on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can't figure it out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Move it around.
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  SPEAKER_00: Move it around.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got one more.
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  SPEAKER_00: Go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I used to be friends with a girl named Hannah But, and her dad's name was Harry Butts.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, love a Harry Butts.
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  SPEAKER_01: My friend Nathan's dad is uh Harry Finkbone.
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  SPEAKER_01: And he used to teach my brother and I karate.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I'll never forget this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ah, yes, the Finkbone School of Karate.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll never forget the memory.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what actually would go better?
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  SPEAKER_00: The Bong School of Karate.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I'll never forget this memory this memory.
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  SPEAKER_01: He was introducing himself.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I don't know how my how old my brother was at the time, but this was the quickest thinking thing my brother ever did as a child.
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  SPEAKER_01: So he's introducing, hi, my name's Harry Finkbone, or yeah, something like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: And my brother goes, Aren't we all