Latest / Notable Nostalgia / Nostalgia News 30 - Goats & Ashley Tisdale
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- 0:04Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
- 0:07Speaker 2: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
- 0:11Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen, and then hook it up
- 0:14Speaker 2: with a witch and that was that. Cats can smile apparently,
- 0:20Speaker 2: whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean that they're happy.
- 0:25Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
- 0:27Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
- 0:30Speaker 2: Yeah, Jennyman is a star. Her look looks weren't a
- 0:35Speaker 2: part of the issue.
- 0:37Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
- 0:39Speaker 1: for jas.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but we'll see.
- 0:47Speaker 1: What's up, nostalgia nerds. How's everybody doing good? We have
- 0:54Speaker 1: another episode for you today.
- 0:55Speaker 2: I'm Andy and I'm Jeff and this is notable nostalgia
- 0:59Speaker 2: the News Department. We are coming like there's so much
- 1:02Speaker 2: going on in the world right now, with a lot
- 1:04Speaker 2: of news, news, news, but we're bringing you the news
- 1:06Speaker 2: that actually matters.
- 1:08Speaker 1: Yes, and I'm actually pretty excited for my new segment today.
- 1:11Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing yet, but I even
- 1:13Speaker 1: told you today it might be the goat of all
- 1:15Speaker 1: news segments.
- 1:16Speaker 2: I'm excited.
- 1:16Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just gonna go right into it. Okay. So recently,
- 1:20Speaker 1: the police responded to a retirement home in Washington on
- 1:24Speaker 1: a report of a goat attempting to break into the facility.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the Auburn Police said on social media. The
- 1:32Speaker 1: officers arrived at Wesley Holmes to find a goat was
- 1:36Speaker 1: attempting to gain entry into the building. The officers safely
- 1:40Speaker 1: detained the suspect until a friend of the owner arrived
- 1:43Speaker 1: to pick her up. The goat, named Rudy, posed for
- 1:46Speaker 1: a photo with the officers before being taken home. They
- 1:49Speaker 1: did drop the charges. Oh yeah, so that's you know,
- 1:53Speaker 1: how okay?
- 1:55Speaker 2: I have some questions. How was the goat trying to
- 1:57Speaker 2: break in?
- 1:59Speaker 1: You didn't go into detail. I feel like the goat
- 2:01Speaker 1: was just like ramming its head because I mean.
- 2:04Speaker 2: You know, it's not like he's asked.
- 2:07Speaker 1: But another weird case going on is authorities in Missouri
- 2:12Speaker 1: said multiple monkeys are on the loose right now in
- 2:15Speaker 1: Saint Saint Louis. Is that how you say Saint Louis Louis? Yea,
- 2:20Speaker 1: I must say Saint Louis. But they've been joined by
- 2:24Speaker 1: a wayward goat and attempts to find the animals are
- 2:27Speaker 1: being hampered by AI. So the people in the area
- 2:30Speaker 1: are making fake goat monkey pictures of the town. So
- 2:34Speaker 1: when the cops are trying to investigate, the pictures are
- 2:39Speaker 1: of monkeys and ghats, but they're not really there. But
- 2:42Speaker 1: people are calling in saying, hey, there's monkeys on the loose, right,
- 2:46Speaker 1: So in Saint Louis, Apartment of Health confirmed that a
- 2:49Speaker 1: black and white goat has been seen wandering loose in
- 2:52Speaker 1: the same city where at least four monkeys were spotted
- 2:56Speaker 1: during the weekend. Officials say they are trying to they're
- 2:59Speaker 1: still trying to determine the origins of the animals, and
- 3:02Speaker 1: they're asking for assistance from anyone with information. But like
- 3:06Speaker 1: I said, AI is hindering their efforts of tracking down
- 3:12Speaker 1: these goats and monkeys. What is going on with ghosts?
- 3:15Speaker 2: Who are the supporters of the goats and monkeys that
- 3:18Speaker 2: are making the AI.
- 3:21Speaker 1: I think he's just random people. I think they're just
- 3:23Speaker 1: like randomly because it's like funny on social media.
- 3:25Speaker 2: Oh okay, god, yeah, which is crazy.
- 3:27Speaker 1: But then also, fifty sheep escaped a shepherd and they
- 3:31Speaker 1: walked into a grocery store. So what is going on
- 3:34Speaker 1: with all these animals like being released into the wild.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Right now, I'm gonna have to say, GMOs.
- 3:44Speaker 1: So, a flock of fifty sheep escaped from their owner
- 3:47Speaker 1: while being herded and took a shopping trip to nearby supermarket.
- 3:50Speaker 1: But this one's in Germany. Yeah so yeah, there's videos
- 3:55Speaker 1: of it in Penny supermarket. It just shows dozens of
- 3:58Speaker 1: sheep flooding in and out of the stores. It's crazy,
- 4:01Speaker 1: right yeah, But luckily the sheep. The sheep were safely
- 4:06Speaker 1: returned to the to the owner. But here's another crazy
- 4:12Speaker 1: things in a podcast, handy, what's a cool fat?
- 4:20Speaker 2: Podcasts? In a podcast? Handy, what's a cold fat?
- 4:25Speaker 1: Goats have rectangular pupils that give them a wide panoramic
- 4:28Speaker 1: view from three hundred and twenty to three hundred and
- 4:30Speaker 1: forty degrees. They lack upper front teeth, using a hard
- 4:34Speaker 1: dental pad instead, but they have thirty two teeth total,
- 4:37Speaker 1: just like cows. They have four chambered stomachs to digest
- 4:40Speaker 1: through plants. They're excellent climbers and they can scale steep
- 4:43Speaker 1: cliffant trees.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Yeasty, what's a cold fat? Podcasts? And podcast it's handy,
- 4:52Speaker 2: what's a cool back?
- 4:55Speaker 1: So the But sadly it's not all great goat news.
- 5:10Speaker 1: Oh no, I do have a sad piece of goat news.
- 5:14Speaker 1: So a seventeen year old was accused of killing another
- 5:16Speaker 1: high schooler's goat by poisoning it with pesticide. A Texas
- 5:21Speaker 1: high school student I'm trying to see in Cedar Park, Texas,
- 5:26Speaker 1: is accused of killing another high school's goat by force
- 5:29Speaker 1: feeding it pesticide. She allegedly told police she did so
- 5:32Speaker 1: because the goat the goat's keeper is a cheater. So
- 5:37Speaker 1: Aubrey beeB, a seventeen year old student at this high school,
- 5:41Speaker 1: is charged with cruelty to livestock animals after she allegedly
- 5:44Speaker 1: killed another teenager's goat. Both her and the owner are
- 5:49Speaker 1: part of Future Farmers of America.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Jesus crazy.
- 5:53Speaker 1: A lot of goat news in the last.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Cheater like cheating on like farm stuff, or cheating like
- 5:58Speaker 2: romantic magical old.
- 6:00Speaker 1: I feel like it have to be romance just because
- 6:02Speaker 1: I don't know, like I have heard of like video
- 6:05Speaker 1: game people killing other video game people because of cheating.
- 6:08Speaker 2: But kind of think I can think it's some kind
- 6:11Speaker 2: of like competition cheating because if it's like romance, it
- 6:15Speaker 2: would be a crime of passion and it would be
- 6:17Speaker 2: like the girl like slit the goat's throat or something.
- 6:21Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, that's true. But originally she did deny
- 6:25Speaker 1: that she killed this goat, so maybe she's trying to
- 6:27Speaker 1: make it seem like she actually didn't. Like yeah, yeah,
- 6:32Speaker 1: so I have all good goat news, but it is
- 6:35Speaker 1: goat greatest of all time that the message.
- 6:39Speaker 2: I always feel like goats are male.
- 6:41Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Isn't a you a female goat?
- 6:44Speaker 2: Or is that a sheep? I don't know, because sheep
- 6:46Speaker 2: feel like they're female, right, just like what what genital gender?
- 6:51Speaker 2: Is a cow? Female? Or male? Pigs are I don't know.
- 6:57Speaker 1: I've always felt like tigers are female and male.
- 7:00Speaker 2: I get that. Yeah, fish, there are fish male and female.
- 7:05Speaker 2: They can't just like are squids I think. So.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Just the I'm based that off of is there's a
- 7:10Speaker 1: comedian he talks about the horse fish. What the is
- 7:15Speaker 1: that called?
- 7:15Speaker 2: Horse? Oh?
- 7:16Speaker 1: Sea horse, seahorse, and they're like you think a scientists
- 7:18Speaker 1: messed it up, like oh this one has the baby,
- 7:21Speaker 1: that one's the male, like I said, you know, because
- 7:23Speaker 1: they were embarrassed to say that was female. But just
- 7:26Speaker 1: based on that, I'm assuming there's male and female fish.
- 7:28Speaker 2: I'm gonna sidestep all of my jokes I can make.
- 7:31Speaker 1: Okay, there there are female and male crabs. Oh, because
- 7:35Speaker 1: I used to go crabbing and then you couldn't keep
- 7:37Speaker 1: the females. I remember that.
- 7:38Speaker 2: And coworker once who went to go to a male
- 7:40Speaker 2: strip club and they're sweat like went off of them,
- 7:44Speaker 2: got in their eye and they go to the doctors
- 7:46Speaker 2: because they had crabs in their eye.
- 7:48Speaker 1: Whoa, Oh my gosh.
- 7:50Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's that awful. Yeah, I really appreciate the goat.
- 7:56Speaker 2: The goat news.
- 7:57Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of goat news happened the last that's
- 7:59Speaker 1: about about a week and a half worth shows. That's
- 8:03Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm like, why is there so much
- 8:04Speaker 1: goat news going on right now?
- 8:06Speaker 2: Yeah, investigators, notable, nostalgia, deep diving. We need to we
- 8:10Speaker 2: need to really workshop this and scramble the jets to
- 8:12Speaker 2: figure out what's going on.
- 8:14Speaker 1: And if you are listening and you own a goat,
- 8:16Speaker 1: just be on the lookout. Be specially vigilant with your
- 8:20Speaker 1: goats and make sure they don't run off with some
- 8:23Speaker 1: monkeys or you know, if you're.
- 8:25Speaker 2: A goat listening, email us a notable ninety dot com
- 8:29Speaker 2: or what's it called notable ninety is that was called
- 8:31Speaker 2: notable nostalgia ninety dot com or at gmail dot com
- 8:34Speaker 2: whatever it's look in our show notes. I heard a
- 8:37Speaker 2: joke today. So two ants are floating down the river
- 8:41Speaker 2: on a raft and then they go under a bridge
- 8:44Speaker 2: like the river, you know, the bridge is over it,
- 8:46Speaker 2: and someone yells radio. So the ants jump off, think about.
- 8:53Speaker 1: It ant radio bridge?
- 8:59Speaker 2: Oh No, I'm okay, so I have my uh my
- 9:03Speaker 2: news for the day, handy. Oh do let me tell
- 9:05Speaker 2: you the punchline? Yeah, okay, So there is no punchline.
- 9:10Speaker 2: So it's like you just continue to like fuck with
- 9:13Speaker 2: somebody and like mentally okay, and you just keep saying
- 9:16Speaker 2: to think about it.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like really thinking about it. And I
- 9:20Speaker 1: was like radio flyer like the old wagons.
- 9:22Speaker 2: And I'm like repeated a couple of times to them
- 9:25Speaker 2: like that king and then just like yeah, psychological warfare, okay.
- 9:30Speaker 2: So Andy, the breaking news from like a week or
- 9:32Speaker 2: so ago was I don't know if you know who
- 9:36Speaker 2: Ashley Tisdale is. I don't I have a news story
- 9:39Speaker 2: with Ashley Tisdale because I know that we're big fans
- 9:41Speaker 2: of high school musical yes, and so okay, listener, you
- 9:48Speaker 2: know those like a big board and there's like uh
- 9:51Speaker 2: written words like you know, red fairy, whatever it is,
- 9:54Speaker 2: and you connect it anyways, go to social media because
- 9:57Speaker 2: I'm gonna post my my uh poster board on there
- 10:01Speaker 2: and you're gonna follow along with us. I have the
- 10:05Speaker 2: before and after of it, so I did decide to
- 10:08Speaker 2: use because I wanted to talk to you about this
- 10:09Speaker 2: news story involving Ashley Tisdale.
- 10:11Speaker 1: I'm excited.
- 10:11Speaker 2: So I got a glitter board. I love making vision
- 10:14Speaker 2: boards and all this shit, so this was so fun
- 10:16Speaker 2: for me. How did you print the pictures? Yeah, with
- 10:20Speaker 2: like computer and printer.
- 10:22Speaker 1: Oh, like I wasn't sure if like you went to
- 10:24Speaker 1: like Walgreens or something.
- 10:25Speaker 2: Oh no, no, just he's my work computer pictures.
- 10:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 10:29Speaker 2: Oh we have a nice print work. I do work
- 10:33Speaker 2: super duper hard. So I'm going to put all of
- 10:36Speaker 2: these things together. So listener, we have three pictures of
- 10:40Speaker 2: Gus on the board, we have Ashley Tisdale. We're gonna
- 10:43Speaker 2: go through it, So pull out your social media, get
- 10:46Speaker 2: it on, and then I'm gonna fill in the dots
- 10:48Speaker 2: for everybody and explain to you this news story that
- 10:51Speaker 2: is breaking for me. So Ashley Tisdale, she was on
- 10:54Speaker 2: the Sweet Life of Zach and Cody and do.
- 10:56Speaker 1: You remember that.
- 10:57Speaker 2: Yeah, she was in high school musical one, two, and three.
- 11:01Speaker 2: She was featured on the series and a spinoff, so
- 11:05Speaker 2: she really like milked that hardcore. Her sister has been
- 11:10Speaker 2: in a lot of Ashley Tisdale projects. So her sister
- 11:14Speaker 2: has the same has a Wikipedia page. Why so I
- 11:19Speaker 2: did some deep diving into that her name Jennifer Tisdale.
- 11:22Speaker 2: Everything she's been in has been with Ashley Tisdale, so
- 11:25Speaker 2: she's just like a nobody. She's even worse than than
- 11:29Speaker 2: Britney Spears' sister. So yeah, so Ashley Tisdale is now
- 11:34Speaker 2: called Ashley Tisdale Dash French and I'm gonna be putting
- 11:41Speaker 2: so Andy's recording for this, but we could also do
- 11:44Speaker 2: like a before and app whatever people want to do,
- 11:46Speaker 2: so it's up to you. And then her net worth
- 11:50Speaker 2: is fourteen million dollars. Yeah, but if you compare that
- 11:55Speaker 2: to like Mariah Carey has like over five hundred million dollars,
- 12:00Speaker 2: so she's really like a nobody.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Fourteen million though that's crazy.
- 12:03Speaker 2: That is a lot, but I'm gonna say that's probably
- 12:05Speaker 2: inflated a little bit. Sure. So the the people I
- 12:09Speaker 2: want to talk to you about, So Ashy Tisdale about
- 12:11Speaker 2: a week or so ago wrote an article in a
- 12:13Speaker 2: magazine about toxic mom groups. So mom groups are moms
- 12:18Speaker 2: that are young, like usually gen Z or like young
- 12:20Speaker 2: millennials that get together, drink their lattes and have like
- 12:23Speaker 2: those you know, big brim hats and like, oh, you know,
- 12:26Speaker 2: puffy vests and stuff. There's three people that are notableling
- 12:31Speaker 2: that were in the friend group, and one of them
- 12:33Speaker 2: was Hillary Duff.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Was it specifically like a celebrity one or was it.
- 12:38Speaker 2: Just like mom celebrities slash like rich richer people, so
- 12:41Speaker 2: like influencers like that kind of thing. So we have
- 12:44Speaker 2: Hillary Duff, Mandy Moore, and Magan Trainer like all about
- 12:49Speaker 2: that bass, All about the bass. This is my first
- 12:51Speaker 2: time doing one of these boards, so I'm really excited.
- 12:54Speaker 2: So it's a learning curve. Okay. So she said that
- 13:00Speaker 2: they were super toxic and ghosted her. So that's how
- 13:05Speaker 2: those three are connected to Ashley Tisdale. So Hillary Duff's
- 13:10Speaker 2: people because she's trying to have a comeback right now.
- 13:13Speaker 2: She denied that her reps deny that she was a
- 13:15Speaker 2: part of the Ashley Just Love the picture. Yeah, for
- 13:20Speaker 2: sure denied it. But then Ashley Tisdale's people were ash Tisdale,
- 13:26Speaker 2: she has no people besides her stupid ass sister, doubled
- 13:29Speaker 2: down on it. So then Hillary Duff's husband, Matthew Coma,
- 13:36Speaker 2: I guess he said. He posted on social media this
- 13:40Speaker 2: quote when you're the most self obsessed, tone deaf person
- 13:43Speaker 2: on Earth. Other moms tend to shift focus to their
- 13:47Speaker 2: own actual toddlers. So that was the husband of Hillary Duff. Okay,
- 13:54Speaker 2: at heart there, Okay, So now I want to talk
- 13:57Speaker 2: about how these are all connected to other news stories
- 13:59Speaker 2: that that the listeners should be listening to and knowing.
- 14:02Speaker 2: So Mandy Mandy Moore was in the movie Saved with
- 14:10Speaker 2: mccaullay Cochin. Okay, and then he is married to Brenda Song,
- 14:19Speaker 2: who was in the Sweet Life of Zach and Cody
- 14:22Speaker 2: with Ashley Tisdale. They have a very like from what
- 14:26Speaker 2: it seems, a very They just love each other. You
- 14:30Speaker 2: can just tell that they support each other so much.
- 14:33Speaker 2: And so she's like really killing it. So I'm gonna
- 14:35Speaker 2: do a heart next to them because they're actually in love.
- 14:38Speaker 1: Well, if you look at before they started dating to now,
- 14:40Speaker 1: mccaullay colchin looks so much healthier.
- 14:43Speaker 2: Oh yes, he had a glow up because of her
- 14:45Speaker 2: so big news story. Also in the last couple of weeks,
- 14:48Speaker 2: mccaullay cochin was in a movie called Home Alone with
- 14:51Speaker 2: Daniel Stern. So he played the non John Joe Pesh.
- 14:56Speaker 2: She like the taller burglar who got a misdemeanor for
- 14:59Speaker 2: soliciting prop institution.
- 15:01Speaker 1: Not in the movie. No, yeah, baby, we don't know.
- 15:04Speaker 1: Oh no, do we know why they went to prison?
- 15:06Speaker 2: Probably probably which all of the theft and like whatever
- 15:10Speaker 2: they did in Home Alone doesn't seem as bad as
- 15:13Speaker 2: like soliciting prostitution because my opinion is that prostitution should
- 15:17Speaker 2: be legal and then regulations and to provide safety for
- 15:20Speaker 2: the for the men and women that are in the
- 15:22Speaker 2: sex trade or sex profession. Okay, so I'm still supporting
- 15:28Speaker 2: Home Alone, Like I'm still gonna watch Home Alone. Sure,
- 15:30Speaker 2: So we'll come back to that in a little bit
- 15:32Speaker 2: later about you know, people that we shouldn't support, like
- 15:35Speaker 2: I do not support someone else who in the nineties
- 15:39Speaker 2: who got busted for prostitution a little guy named Hugh Grant. Yes,
- 15:44Speaker 2: he was in Nodding Hill Love actually the Bridge Jones
- 15:47Speaker 2: Diary movies.
- 15:49Speaker 1: Wasn't he just in the Willie Walker movie The New
- 15:50Speaker 1: One too?
- 15:51Speaker 2: I don't know if he with Timothy Charalamagne. Yeah, I
- 15:54Speaker 2: don't know. I could not finish that movie. I was
- 15:56Speaker 2: so I can't stand Timothy Timothy charllmy he was dating
- 16:00Speaker 2: at the time when he got busted to the My
- 16:04Speaker 2: love of my Life. Elizabeth Hurley, WHOA, that's crazy. Yeah.
- 16:08Speaker 2: She was in Bidazzle with Brendan Fraser where she played
- 16:10Speaker 2: the devil. This picture listener and Andy is from Bedazzle,
- 16:13Speaker 2: but she's just so bombed. She's in the first Austin
- 16:16Speaker 2: Powers movie. She has a cameo in the second one.
- 16:19Speaker 2: She is gorgeous and then her son is ridiculously gorgeous too.
- 16:23Speaker 2: To sidebar. Okay, back to my notes. So I have okay.
- 16:28Speaker 2: So Meghan Trainer was one of the other moms in
- 16:30Speaker 2: the Toxic quote unquote mom group. She is married to
- 16:36Speaker 2: the boy from Spy Kids. He's an adult now. Oh yeah,
- 16:39Speaker 2: so boy from Spy Kids. Weird. He has been in
- 16:44Speaker 2: one movie where they he shows his penis and it
- 16:48Speaker 2: is large, okay, so good for Megan Trainer and it
- 16:56Speaker 2: was not spiky. Yeah, all right, and then Mandy Moore again,
- 17:05Speaker 2: Oh no, it's making Trainer Macon trainer. Another makes I hate.
- 17:09Speaker 2: One of the biggest things I hate in life is
- 17:12Speaker 2: women that are named Megan. That spell it m A
- 17:15Speaker 2: G H A N just named just do so. Another
- 17:20Speaker 2: Megan that I cannot fucking stand is Megan McCain.
- 17:26Speaker 1: Is that John McCain's Yeah.
- 17:28Speaker 2: John McCain who looks like a naked mole rat, his
- 17:30Speaker 2: daughter who is who has blocked Guscus on social media
- 17:36Speaker 2: because Guscus my dog, Guscus Understore the dog on Instagram
- 17:40Speaker 2: was bullying her and saying really hurtful things, so she
- 17:44Speaker 2: has blocked him. Another person that has blocked Gus is
- 17:49Speaker 2: Sean Mendez. They must hate animals, so I so gut
- 17:57Speaker 2: spoiler it is me. That's okay, But he was saying
- 18:02Speaker 2: he deserved to get blocked gus Gus to get blocked
- 18:05Speaker 2: by Magian McCain because the things that he was saying
- 18:07Speaker 2: to her was pretty nasty. But the things that he
- 18:09Speaker 2: was saying because years ago now probably Shawn Mendez was
- 18:13Speaker 2: on Instagram Live and Gus Gus was saying, like, just
- 18:16Speaker 2: like talk about squirrels. Do you love squirrels? Like just
- 18:19Speaker 2: like that kind of thing blocked by Shawn Mendez. So
- 18:22Speaker 2: we're gonna do a thumbs down. That's a that's the
- 18:26Speaker 2: thumb and down by spokes down instead of in the name.
- 18:31Speaker 1: Okay, I was wondering how was tied to.
- 18:37Speaker 2: Gus is so intertwined with this is very giving me
- 18:41Speaker 2: like memento or vibes like I should have shown up
- 18:44Speaker 2: with just like carvings of all this all over my body.
- 18:47Speaker 2: You know who's not doing well besides actually Tisdale, but
- 18:49Speaker 2: who's so a lot of Ashley's but and Ashley that's
- 18:53Speaker 2: doing quite well is Ashley Simpson. Oh sure, we'll get
- 18:59Speaker 2: that past sure of her? Like that? What the fuck?
- 19:03Speaker 2: I bet you're wondering why I put a bunch of
- 19:05Speaker 2: money behind Ashley Simpson's face Because she married Diana Ross's
- 19:13Speaker 2: son oh yep, yep, and and got impregnated with his children.
- 19:18Speaker 2: So she has no talent nothing. There's nothing positive about
- 19:25Speaker 2: Ashley's She can't do a hoedown dance pretty well, right,
- 19:32Speaker 2: I just I can't stand her, but it's fine. I
- 19:36Speaker 2: love her sister because her sister in the early two
- 19:38Speaker 2: thousands when she was with Nick Lache, they came out
- 19:41Speaker 2: with edible like body products like lotions that were edibles,
- 19:46Speaker 2: were edible. I liked that show. Actually, Okay, so I'm
- 19:51Speaker 2: gonna say next week, this is so fucking chaotic. Another
- 19:55Speaker 2: connection to Ashley Tisdale, which I'm surprised anybody besides like
- 20:00Speaker 2: the part time employee at Plaid Pantry knows her. I
- 20:03Speaker 2: don't know plaid pants. She's national, but it's like convenience
- 20:05Speaker 2: store because she seems like she goes to convenience stores
- 20:07Speaker 2: all the time. Yeah, for sure on Thanksgiving. Okay. Another
- 20:12Speaker 2: one who's like a who's fucking dumpy right now is
- 20:16Speaker 2: Raven Simone. So I don't understand Raven. She was a
- 20:21Speaker 2: stupid little kid and Bill in the Cosby Show, she
- 20:24Speaker 2: wasn't hanging with mister Cooper, which great show, but not
- 20:27Speaker 2: because of Raven. She was in That's a Raven, which
- 20:29Speaker 2: I think was really good. But then other than that,
- 20:32Speaker 2: like we get it, you're lesbian, Like let's get she's
- 20:35Speaker 2: so yeah, oh she's super lesbian, and somebody that she
- 20:40Speaker 2: bitches and complains about NonStop about these stars of like
- 20:45Speaker 2: the two thousands that are run like Disney Channel of Nickelodeon.
- 20:48Speaker 2: Is somebody named Christy Carlson Romano.
- 20:50Speaker 1: She got shot in the face or something.
- 20:52Speaker 2: Yeah, she got shot in the face. Not very not
- 20:53Speaker 2: bad enough. So Christy Carson Romano played Rinn Stevens on
- 20:59Speaker 2: Even Stevens and all of those shows for I think
- 21:01Speaker 2: something with syndication or like something with whatever only go
- 21:05Speaker 2: to like sixty three episodes or something like that, so
- 21:08Speaker 2: like four seasons. I need to look into why after you.
- 21:10Speaker 1: Hit a I think it's sixty seven, but that's when
- 21:13Speaker 1: a show can get in this sy indication.
- 21:14Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's like something with pay. But Christy Carlson
- 21:17Speaker 2: Rmano and her like no named co star from their
- 21:23Speaker 2: uh no, no, no, the no named co star who
- 21:26Speaker 2: played Chelsea from that so Raven her, I don't know
- 21:29Speaker 2: her name and she's not important.
- 21:30Speaker 1: Oh I know who you're talking about though, Yeah.
- 21:32Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Her. Chelsea and Christy Carls Rmano both played
- 21:36Speaker 2: Bell and Beauty and the Beast on Broadway. Those two
- 21:40Speaker 2: bitch and complain all the time about Disney stars. And
- 21:43Speaker 2: then Raven with her I'll do two v's for like
- 21:47Speaker 2: Vagina Vagina are just constantly making money off talking about
- 21:51Speaker 2: all of this shit. Yeah, which I guess the only
- 21:53Speaker 2: difference between them and us is we don't make money.
- 21:57Speaker 2: But how Christy Carls Romano. I appreciate her because she
- 22:02Speaker 2: has wished Gus Gus a happy birthday on Instagram. So
- 22:05Speaker 2: more connections to there, So Raven back to Raven a
- 22:10Speaker 2: little bit, she was a I'm trying to do this,
- 22:14Speaker 2: look at my notes a little bit. She was on
- 22:16Speaker 2: that so Raven with a really funny young actor named
- 22:19Speaker 2: Orlando Bloom Orlando Brown.
- 22:22Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was like what yeah.
- 22:24Speaker 2: And and he's gone off the off the trails for sure.
- 22:29Speaker 2: He got like a really creepy like face tattoo or
- 22:32Speaker 2: the neck tattoo of Raven. And another person that okay,
- 22:39Speaker 2: another person who I bet you're wondering how this picture
- 22:43Speaker 2: of a pig and blanket. So another person named Orlando
- 22:48Speaker 2: is Orlando Bloom, who is uncircumcised.
- 22:54Speaker 1: He was supposed to be a fan expo this weekend,
- 22:56Speaker 1: but he canceled. Why, I said, scheduling conflicts.
- 22:59Speaker 2: Probably an infection. Okay. Another thing about Raven Simone is she,
- 23:06Speaker 2: in my opinion, is an apologist apologist for Bill Cosby.
- 23:11Speaker 2: And I think that anybody like Bill Cosby, who's the other,
- 23:17Speaker 2: who's the one that married his daughter or whatever? Like
- 23:20Speaker 2: Moody Harold, what do you do? What are you Allen?
- 23:23Speaker 2: I don't remember one. I don't care for him at all.
- 23:25Speaker 2: I think I've talked about him before on this podcast.
- 23:27Speaker 2: I heard that his handshake is like if you dip
- 23:30Speaker 2: your hand in a cup of water and then you
- 23:32Speaker 2: shake someone's hand. That's what it's, right. I think he's disgusting,
- 23:36Speaker 2: he's a whole like I don't. I don't not care
- 23:39Speaker 2: for him once soever, but I wanna And the last
- 23:43Speaker 2: say about the girl like this is an ongoing story, listener,
- 23:46Speaker 2: so do your own digging. One thing I'm gonna say
- 23:50Speaker 2: about Mandy Moore is there's no evidence to disprove that
- 23:56Speaker 2: she is in ISIS. I've seen it, and I've asked
- 24:01Speaker 2: my chat gibt. So true. Yeah, I've asked my chat
- 24:05Speaker 2: gbt if she's in ISIS. And and it's really like
- 24:10Speaker 2: Stern to say I will he says, like, I will
- 24:12Speaker 2: not engage in this confrontation. That's what my chat gibt says, yeah,
- 24:16Speaker 2: another person who I can say, how do I say
- 24:19Speaker 2: this not getting sued or whatever. No one's listening. But
- 24:22Speaker 2: somebody who I'm pretty confident, I'm like ninety nine percent
- 24:26Speaker 2: confident is in Isis is Anna Kendrick.
- 24:32Speaker 1: I don't think so.
- 24:33Speaker 2: No, she probably isn't, but I just haven't seen the
- 24:36Speaker 2: proof she is not. There's no proof that she is not.
- 24:39Speaker 2: That's true, but she probably isn't. So just don't assume
- 24:43Speaker 2: me or kill me. I don't want this to all
- 24:45Speaker 2: be negative Andy, So I'm gonna say, so, we know
- 24:49Speaker 2: Disney and Nickelodeon stars a lot of their stuff that
- 24:53Speaker 2: they got impacted with her as she tiessteals face. I
- 24:59Speaker 2: don't think it was. I think it's a product of
- 25:00Speaker 2: their parents of the industry. But honestly, I think that
- 25:06Speaker 2: the that the child stars or the teen stars that
- 25:08Speaker 2: really like had better luck or whatever were the ones
- 25:11Speaker 2: that were on like regular TV, like A like ABC,
- 25:16Speaker 2: like yeah, like t G I F TG I F. Besides,
- 25:22Speaker 2: I know, like Mary Kate Olsen had her stuff with
- 25:24Speaker 2: like daddy issues because she was being an old guy
- 25:26Speaker 2: by himself and then she was somehow connected to Heath
- 25:28Speaker 2: played a Leiser's death, I know, not responsible. But but
- 25:32Speaker 2: somebody who I think has crushed it as a child
- 25:35Speaker 2: star during teen years and now is a little lady
- 25:39Speaker 2: called Danielle Ficial. Oh sure, I think because I don't
- 25:44Speaker 2: want to say that, like we're misogynistic because I hate
- 25:47Speaker 2: Megan Trainer, Mandy Moore, spoiler somebody I really do love
- 25:52Speaker 2: Hillary Duff. I think that she does is kind of
- 25:55Speaker 2: copying Taylor Swift's beats and everything. I hate Ashley Tisdale,
- 26:02Speaker 2: so I do hate a lot of people. I love
- 26:04Speaker 2: Elizabeth Hurley. And then but Danielle of Fischal is connected
- 26:08Speaker 2: to Gus because she was Coriscu's a happy belated birthday
- 26:14Speaker 2: on Instagram.
- 26:15Speaker 1: So her parents are really awesome when she was growing
- 26:18Speaker 1: up and that's a really and so one thing they
- 26:21Speaker 1: were like, hey, you should really put some of her
- 26:22Speaker 1: money in real estate, and so she did that with
- 26:24Speaker 1: their checks from Boymans real That's really fucking smart.
- 26:27Speaker 2: So there's a lot going on here to unpack and everything.
- 26:32Speaker 2: But just I just wanted to do this as a
- 26:34Speaker 2: way and I think we might, uh, you know, tweak
- 26:37Speaker 2: it a little bit because this is a way of
- 26:38Speaker 2: us getting a lot of news stories. We covered a
- 26:40Speaker 2: lot in just a few moments about Ashley Tisdale and
- 26:43Speaker 2: her enterprise of destruction. You know, Daniel Stern, we're gonna
- 26:48Speaker 2: forgive him. We're not going to forgive Hugh Grant, he's
- 26:52Speaker 2: done to us. And then Orlando Bloom. So he was
- 26:58Speaker 2: with when you saw his uncircumcised Wiener on pictures. He
- 27:02Speaker 2: was with Katy Perry, which, by the way, I hate
- 27:04Speaker 2: how she spells her name. And Katy Perry is now
- 27:08Speaker 2: with Justin Trudeau, the former Prime Minister of Yeah Canada. Yeah,
- 27:16Speaker 2: so there's a lot, a lot going on. What do
- 27:18Speaker 2: you have any kind of questions about any of them?
- 27:20Speaker 1: Not so much questions, but I was something that I
- 27:22Speaker 1: can actually piggyback. Oh I won't, but of course I
- 27:25Speaker 1: think we forgot a huge thing here. So Christy Carlson
- 27:28Speaker 1: Romano was in a TV show with Shia Labouf. Yeah,
- 27:33Speaker 1: Shia Labouf left that movie, that one that Olivia Wilde
- 27:38Speaker 1: just directed by Darling.
- 27:40Speaker 2: Yep, we can talk about that.
- 27:41Speaker 1: So when he left, she said that she fired him,
- 27:46Speaker 1: but he said that it's not true and he has
- 27:49Speaker 1: the receipts to prove it. So then he even sent
- 27:52Speaker 1: a video of Olivia wildegolling like, hey, is there anyway
- 27:56Speaker 1: and get you back if what's her name?
- 28:00Speaker 2: Pluck the oh Francis or friend franccenee, uh, something like that,
- 28:09Speaker 2: though it starts as Florence Florence Pew and shows she
- 28:13Speaker 2: sent a video to Shia Labouf saying hey.
- 28:18Speaker 1: Is any way we can get you to stay? But
- 28:19Speaker 1: then he's like, you know what, No, I'm not gonna stay,
- 28:21Speaker 1: which I don't believe his version or her version. Since
- 28:25Speaker 1: she was director, I feel like she was trying to
- 28:27Speaker 1: play both sides just because it's really hard to make
- 28:30Speaker 1: a movie. So that happens, and then that's when they
- 28:34Speaker 1: get the dude, Harry Styles. And so Florence Pew said,
- 28:41Speaker 1: Oliver Wilde was gone frequently because she started messing around
- 28:45Speaker 1: with Harry Styles. So when they were promoting that movie,
- 28:49Speaker 1: what is it called, uh not die my darling. Don't
- 28:53Speaker 1: worry darling, don't worry darling. So when she's promoting ad
- 28:56Speaker 1: this thing called CinemaCon, she's on stage talking about it,
- 28:59Speaker 1: someone walks up gives her a Manila folder. She opens
- 29:03Speaker 1: it and she looks at it really quick. She thinks
- 29:05Speaker 1: it's a script, and then it turns out that that
- 29:08Speaker 1: fucking asshole that I hate and I said for so long,
- 29:12Speaker 1: Jason Sidekis served her. It wasn't him, as somebody else
- 29:16Speaker 1: served her, uh custody papers while she's on stage talking
- 29:20Speaker 1: to a room full of people trying to promote this movie. Yep,
- 29:22Speaker 1: that's fucking wild. That's such a shit while Oh what
- 29:26Speaker 1: was I saying? Oh?
- 29:31Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 29:32Speaker 1: And then he goes, oh, I didn't know that was
- 29:33Speaker 1: gonna happen. You didn't know that was gonna happen?
- 29:36Speaker 2: No, you can, you can. We talked about that earlier
- 29:39Speaker 2: because I was sharing with Andy when I got served
- 29:41Speaker 2: with divorce papers. It was at work, so I did
- 29:43Speaker 2: add that that Shilah Booth Olivia Wilde broken marriage and
- 29:49Speaker 2: another sidebar Shila above has it is circumcised.
- 29:54Speaker 1: Oh there we go.
- 29:55Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's done nude stuff.
- 29:57Speaker 1: Damn.
- 29:58Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a really cool way because yeah, do
- 30:02Speaker 2: you have any any other feedback questions? I think this
- 30:06Speaker 2: is pretty covered. But we have our winners and our
- 30:08Speaker 2: losers of this.
- 30:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 30:09Speaker 2: Again, I want the listener, or actually attorney's listening. Anna
- 30:13Speaker 2: Kendrick probably is not an isis probably Mandy Moore most
- 30:18Speaker 2: likely is not but definitely the heroes of this. Elizabeth
- 30:24Speaker 2: Hurley is always a hero. Daniel fischeral her parents also
- 30:28Speaker 2: Matthew whatever his last name was, Hilary Deff's husband. I
- 30:31Speaker 2: love it when if somebody does Jeremy a little wrong,
- 30:36Speaker 2: I'm going to break them through the cools, Like if
- 30:39Speaker 2: you dislike somebody, I fucking hate.
- 30:42Speaker 1: That is actually Tisdel married to someone's last name of
- 30:45Speaker 1: French or.
- 30:45Speaker 2: She Oh, okay, so that's why I thought she just
- 30:47Speaker 2: chose that name.
- 30:48Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's the worst.
- 30:50Speaker 2: So that's why I wrote that. That That pisses me
- 30:52Speaker 2: off so much because Ashley Tisdale is not a household
- 30:55Speaker 2: whole name. She's definitely a d list But for her
- 30:58Speaker 2: to add French, it's her way of being like, Okay,
- 31:01Speaker 2: remember me, I'm actually Tisdale French because I'm subordinate to
- 31:05Speaker 2: like the patriarchy of I take my husband's last name,
- 31:09Speaker 2: trying to be like in that mom group, which is
- 31:11Speaker 2: also like, you know, pretty codd in gender inequality, like
- 31:16Speaker 2: like gender like stereotypes of like all women do is
- 31:20Speaker 2: they pull, like push their kids in strollers and go
- 31:22Speaker 2: get Chai lattes. Like no, so hate Mandy Moore love
- 31:26Speaker 2: Hillary Duff just because Liddy McGuire come on and then yeah,
- 31:29Speaker 2: so this is what's going on Andy, So that's great.
- 31:32Speaker 2: So listener, I've.
- 31:33Speaker 1: Learned a lot. I didn't know Lando Bloom was uncircumcised.
- 31:37Speaker 2: Yeah, even seen the pictures, I will Yeah he was
- 31:40Speaker 2: paddleboarding when he was with Katy Perry naked.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Oh weird.
- 31:44Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, So a lot going on. So listener,
- 31:47Speaker 2: we will do it before and after on our social media.
- 31:50Speaker 2: Let it, let me know, let us know. If you
- 31:52Speaker 2: want more of this, we can find find comd a
- 31:55Speaker 2: little bit more if we decide to. But nothing really
- 31:57Speaker 2: matters in the world. And so a lot going on here,
- 32:02Speaker 2: A lot going on with goats going on and monkeys
- 32:04Speaker 2: and AI. You just don't know, you just don't know.
- 32:10Speaker 2: That's Undo the Winner. Yeah mcaulay Cocaine and Brenda's song
- 32:13Speaker 2: killing See. Brenda's song was in the Last Show Girl
- 32:17Speaker 2: with Pamela Anderson. The movie was a little bit could
- 32:19Speaker 2: have been. Oh I wanted to see that.
- 32:21Speaker 1: I forgot about it.
- 32:22Speaker 2: It's really good. It's really good. I'm gonna say it's
- 32:26Speaker 2: really good. But yeah, she's in it and she does
- 32:29Speaker 2: a great Job's scene because I want to see more
- 32:33Speaker 2: Pamela Anderson in movies. So anyways, all right, listen, there's
- 32:36Speaker 2: a lot going on. Message us on our on our
- 32:39Speaker 2: Instagram social media. Email us at our email of the
- 32:43Speaker 2: show notes and let us know if you want us
- 32:46Speaker 2: or our news team to tackle any news that you
- 32:49Speaker 2: know is important to you or you didn't know that
- 32:50Speaker 2: it's important to you. All right, Andy, what are you
- 32:53Speaker 2: going on right now?
- 32:55Speaker 1: Dad, Daughters and Diplomas are back. We took a little
- 32:58Speaker 1: winter break, but episode they're finally back up and running.
- 33:01Speaker 2: That's awesome. Follow Gus Gus because Gus Gus is so
- 33:04Speaker 2: intertwined with pop culture at Gus Gus Underscore the Dogs
- 33:07Speaker 2: on Instagram. And until next time, I'm.
- 33:09Speaker 1: Jeff, I'm Andy French, and.
- 33:13Speaker 2: We will see you next Tuesday. Toby Mighi to the mog.
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