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Excuse Me Ma'am, Are You Taken? · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, ma'am. I just like to ask, are you taken?
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  Speaker 1: It's one more thing I'm old aggressive. Well that's what
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  Speaker 1: you might say to someone like this. This is from TMZ.
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  Speaker 1: Woman poops on carhood and wrote rage incident. Excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: are you taken?
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  Speaker 2: I just watched this video. Every video I regret every second.
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  Speaker 3: Oh there's a video. Oh yeah, there's a video. Oh
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  Speaker 3: send it my way, Katie. I'm a journalist and we
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  Speaker 3: take this on.
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  Speaker 1: We will not get into too much of the graphic
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  Speaker 1: part of this, but it is more or less what
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  Speaker 1: you would guess, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, as a professional communicator, I will say that she
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  Speaker 3: communicated very clearly. Her message is unmistakable, So points for clarity.
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  Speaker 1: I'm reading from TMZ because they're writing is pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Sneak a peek at this video, which shows a woman
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  Speaker 1: literally taking a dump on the hood of a car
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  Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania. Here's the scoop. PA police are investigating a
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  Speaker 1: road rage incident that quickly turned crappy when the woman
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  Speaker 1: jumped out of her vehicle and then I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: say that it was all caught on video. The disturbing
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  Speaker 1: going to say that because it's so gross it's okay, yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. You know what I should?
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  Speaker 3: I should thank you, not question.
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  Speaker 1: The disturbing clip shows the aggressor, dubbed on social media
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  Speaker 1: as the Delco pooper. What's Delko mean? Is that the
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  Speaker 1: town they live in or the.
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  Speaker 3: Uh Delaware County? Popa? Wo Oh my god. It's a
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  Speaker 3: closer up video than I anticipated on I'd assumed it
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  Speaker 3: was a bystander from like, you know, fifty yards? Do
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  Speaker 3: I have it in me to watch this?
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  Speaker 1: The clip shows her walking from her black car over
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  Speaker 1: to with silver sedan squatty, squatting and proudly defecating on
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  Speaker 1: the hood of the car. She seems to be giddy
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  Speaker 1: as she walks away. That's my favorite part of it.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you want to watch it. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: to see the defgated part because that's gross, But the
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  Speaker 1: way she struts back to her car, like, ah, so
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  Speaker 1: what do you.
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  Speaker 3: Think of talk video? I can't watch it.
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  Speaker 2: You can't watch that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not on freaking TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, I'll let me fix this.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a second, let me try it again.
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  Speaker 1: Getting back to the narrative, While Joe tries to find
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  Speaker 1: the video, she seems to be giddy as she walks away,
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  Speaker 1: leaving behind. I'm not gonna say that there's nothing like it.
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  Speaker 1: And guess there's nothing like a good road rage incident
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  Speaker 1: to anger the bowels, says DMZ. The victim hanks while
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  Speaker 1: this is in progress, and when she realized what happened,
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  Speaker 1: her best insult is to call the suspect a slut.
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  Speaker 1: Seems like a weird thing to say. That doesn't fit
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  Speaker 1: my definition. But no, she might be very.
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  Speaker 3: Chased.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about chase, but she might be quite
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  Speaker 1: conservative in her Uh you know who she gets intimate
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  Speaker 1: with and how often monogamous?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: They don't necessarily go together, right. Police say they're treating
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  Speaker 1: this seriously, He says. The squabble occurred when one person
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  Speaker 1: cut off the other person at the intersection on Fourth
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  Speaker 1: Avenue in Madison. Yet, well you cut me off. There's
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  Speaker 1: only one way I can react. Climb up on your hood, right,
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  Speaker 1: let her go. Words were exchanged and escalated from there.
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  Speaker 1: The department believes they've identified all parties involved. Possible charges
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  Speaker 1: in the case include criminal mischief. Well that's some mischief.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get into some mischief today? Jack oh? I
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  Speaker 1: sure did I climbed up on somebody's hood and pooped
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  Speaker 1: on their car? Criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, Well, it's not
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  Speaker 1: orally and indecent exposure, oh somehow. First of all, oh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: thanks Katie, but again skip that part. Did you watch
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  Speaker 1: her strut back to the car. That's the best part.
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  Speaker 3: She's got a spring in her step.
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  Speaker 1: Tell like clipping her and said, take that.
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  Speaker 3: My sainted grandmother Katie on my dad's side, used to
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  Speaker 3: go to the races now again, the horse races, and
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  Speaker 3: she would always bet on the horse that pooped on
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  Speaker 3: its way to the starting gate because she she sensed
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  Speaker 3: that the horse had a little spring in its step,
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  Speaker 3: just like that.
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  Speaker 1: Gal Okay, that's a theory, as it says here in TMZ.
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  Speaker 1: With charges forthcoming, seems like this suspects shits and giggles
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  Speaker 1: won't be lasting too much longer.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I get it.
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  Speaker 4: I won't give her credit for she didn't climb up
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  Speaker 4: on the hood of the car. Her feet stayed on
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  Speaker 4: the ground, and she kind of like ron she was able.
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  Speaker 3: To Yeah, congratulations, Yeah, it's terrible. Ye, something wrong with
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  Speaker 3: her diet? Yes, right, more cheese, more cheese, EMM.
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  Speaker 1: And I know this is disgusting and it's awful and
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  Speaker 1: it uh but.
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  Speaker 3: Which is why this sort of thing is generally frowned upon.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but her car is not like the car of
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  Speaker 1: a person that can't function in society, and she doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: She looks semi attractive, ishue and everything. I mean, it's like,
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  Speaker 1: it's not like it's a d drug addict, homeless person
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  Speaker 1: doesn't look to be no, So it's just surprising that
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  Speaker 1: sort of behavior. Again, it's not orderly conduct.
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  Speaker 3: I take your point, But that's this sort of thing
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  Speaker 3: is so rare. I don't know that I've formed a
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  Speaker 3: uh yeah, thank god. I don't know that I could
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  Speaker 3: describe to you the sort of characteristics that a person
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  Speaker 3: who would shit on somebody's car would have.
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  Speaker 1: Well, here's the interesting part. So I've got a capper
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  Speaker 1: to this story, and now I know a person very
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  Speaker 1: well who did this one time.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, come what I've told.
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  Speaker 1: The story on the air many years ago. She was
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  Speaker 1: in our wedding. She's not proud of it, and.
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  Speaker 2: She was duh, I would hope not.
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  Speaker 1: She was quite inebriated at the time. Oh, although she's
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  Speaker 1: not too embarrassed to tell people the story I guess anyway,
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  Speaker 1: it was an ex boyfriend who had cheated on her.
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  Speaker 1: She was young, and so she climbed up on the
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  Speaker 1: hood of her car. His car climbed up on the
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  Speaker 1: you do your own car. Now you're really into crazy villa.
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  Speaker 1: She climbed up on the hood of his car and
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  Speaker 1: left him a message about her displeasure regarding his relationship felity. Yes, exactly,
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  Speaker 1: his infidelities.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that anything has ever made me so
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  Speaker 4: upset or angry that my brain immediately went to.
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  Speaker 3: Shitting somebody's car or even eventually.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Right, And the and the reason I bring it up
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  Speaker 1: is she was an otherwise.
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  Speaker 3: She was at our wedding.
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  Speaker 1: She was an otherwise, very normal, balanced, a successful, smart person.
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  Speaker 3: I again, I give you points for clarity of message,
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  Speaker 3: But the idea that this will ignoring how it will
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  Speaker 3: reflect upon you, yeah, I think is a mistake.
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  Speaker 1: Well, right, he didn't think, oh I've ruined this relationship.
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  Speaker 1: I let there's the one that got away. He's thinking,
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  Speaker 1: thank god, I dodged a bullet. There she was nuts.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know she was that right? Well she next?
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  Speaker 2: Is she taken?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know?
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  Speaker 3: Actually not in contact.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good question.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and honey, guess what I did one time.
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  Speaker 1: And does her current bow or husband. Maybe it's been many,
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  Speaker 1: many years, she could be she could be married with
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  Speaker 1: a fifteen year old easily. Now.
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  Speaker 2: So who's also out there shitting on cars?
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  Speaker 3: You think it's a genetic here's this? This just clicked
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  Speaker 3: in my head though, I I you know, I certainly
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't you know, suggest anybody does this but an ex
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  Speaker 3: who did you wrong? And you want to send an
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  Speaker 3: unmistakable message, maybe even drinking as in this case, you've
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  Speaker 3: been You've been pissed off for a long time, you've
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  Speaker 3: been thinking about it. You're full of angst and resentment
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  Speaker 3: and heartbreak and blah blah blah. Okay, that's one thing.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody hanks it in traffic and you just go to that,
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  Speaker 3: You draw it like a pistol and just crap on
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  Speaker 3: their car.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have that story.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, as like an in the moment reaction. It's
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  Speaker 3: way weirder than a jilted lover thing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely, it's a different level of I think
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  Speaker 1: the likelihood of it happening again with the jilted lover
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  Speaker 1: is lowish. Although you have done it once, you've displayed
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  Speaker 1: that it's you know, it's on the table as an.
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  Speaker 3: Ups within your Overton window.
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  Speaker 4: It's like she has like ten ex boyfriends are all
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  Speaker 4: hanging out to goes.
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  Speaker 2: She do it to you too?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, yeah, same mayor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's like.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the Facebook pages. Are we dating the same
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  Speaker 1: guy to via Facebook page? Did this person crap on
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  Speaker 1: your gout? But again, so the jilted lover. You've you've
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  Speaker 1: made it clear that it's on the table within your
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  Speaker 1: Overton window, but probably not that likely in traffic for
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  Speaker 1: a mild dust up. Over time, You're you're doing it
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  Speaker 1: all the time. You know, they they they forget your
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  Speaker 1: fries at McDonald's. You're probably.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm picturing it catching on in society. I mean
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  Speaker 3: it's some you know, your your ballplayer and you get
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  Speaker 3: wrung up on a questionable third strike, you drop your
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  Speaker 3: uniform pants and go red face Toddle right there on
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  Speaker 3: home plate or something. We just faced Toddler. We need
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  Speaker 3: less of this, not more.
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  Speaker 1: Will this spread to the workplace? Yeah, I don't have
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  Speaker 1: that kind of control. So that's I'm just amazing. I
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  Speaker 1: just don't. I don't have the ability to nail down
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  Speaker 1: a time and a place like that.
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  Speaker 3: Michael, the idea of leaving such an unmistakable message on
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  Speaker 3: an ex boss's desk has come up in conversation more
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  Speaker 3: than once during our careers together.
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  Speaker 1: I will tell you that you got to make sure
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  Speaker 1: you really don't want to work there anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Though. I guess that is a thoroughly burned bridge, if
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  Speaker 3: you will right, that bridge is burned.
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  Speaker 4: Just so you know, there are car cleaning kits available
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  Speaker 4: on Amazon from eleven to thirty nine dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's it.