Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / Red Flags Wedding Photogs Notice From September 2nd, 2025
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm having a little list problem.
- 0:02Speaker 2: List problem over here. You're listening to one side, you know,
- 0:06Speaker 2: listen to the other side, like Trump.
- 0:09Speaker 3: It's radio from Hell.
- 0:11Speaker 2: With another list because people love a good list.
- 0:15Speaker 3: X ninety six. This is a list of red flags
- 0:19Speaker 3: wedding photographers see that can predict divorce. Wedding should be
- 0:24Speaker 3: one of the happiest days of a couple's life, but
- 0:26Speaker 3: for some it can be all too revealing of trouble
- 0:29Speaker 3: to come.
- 0:29Speaker 2: Do you guys?
- 0:30Speaker 3: Have you your guys ever been to a wedding and went, yeah,
- 0:32Speaker 3: that's not gonna lie.
- 0:33Speaker 2: I went.
- 0:34Speaker 4: I went to a wedding and the uh where the
- 0:37Speaker 4: groom was having sex in the in the bathroom with
- 0:41Speaker 4: the with one of the Bridesman.
- 0:44Speaker 3: You really did go to a wedding where that was happening. Yeah,
- 0:48Speaker 3: and they went and the wedding happened.
- 0:51Speaker 2: Yes, it did. I think.
- 0:54Speaker 4: I think it was right after the ceremony was Actually
- 0:58Speaker 4: it was right after the vows were exchanged.
- 1:01Speaker 3: I thought you were going to give the same joke
- 1:02Speaker 3: that I was going to give, which is at my
- 1:05Speaker 3: first wedding.
- 1:06Speaker 2: I knew it was, well, I knew your first wedding
- 1:10Speaker 2: wasn't going to last too. I'll say this.
- 1:12Speaker 1: At my first wedding, everybody thought they were all right,
- 1:18Speaker 1: why are you.
- 1:18Speaker 4: Going through I seem to remember going to your not
- 1:22Speaker 4: your wedding, We went to your reception, uh huh of
- 1:24Speaker 4: your first wedding. Jean and I think Kerry and I
- 1:26Speaker 4: were walking out the door and says, well, that's not
- 1:27Speaker 4: going to last.
- 1:30Speaker 3: Well.
- 1:30Speaker 1: And the night before my best man said, you know
- 1:33Speaker 1: you don't have to do this.
- 1:35Speaker 3: Oh really, See, you should listen to that. You should
- 1:40Speaker 3: listen to that. Take it from wedding photographers who are
- 1:43Speaker 3: documenting couple interactions in real time. They've seen it all.
- 1:47Speaker 3: You can definitely tell when a couple is in love
- 1:49Speaker 3: and when they have chemistry. It's genuine in the pictures. However,
- 1:53Speaker 3: some couples don't seem as happy to be with each others.
- 1:56Speaker 3: I think seven out of ten weddings are great, they said.
- 1:58Speaker 3: And then there's the random or they're like, why are
- 2:01Speaker 3: these guys getting married? Sometimes the red flags are subtle
- 2:05Speaker 3: but noticeable. It's even in the way they stand, the
- 2:08Speaker 3: way they hold each other, the way they look at
- 2:09Speaker 3: each other. I can tell just by looking. So here's
- 2:13Speaker 3: part of the list. Number one, the groom is drinking
- 2:17Speaker 3: too much, doesn't say anything about whether the bride is
- 2:20Speaker 3: drinking too much. A common red flag wedding photographer's notice
- 2:25Speaker 3: is when the grooms start relying too much on alcohol
- 2:28Speaker 3: just to get through the wedding. This photographer were called
- 2:32Speaker 3: one drunk groom who got so intoxicated to the point
- 2:35Speaker 3: where during the photo session, which was well before the
- 2:37Speaker 3: ceremony in most cases, he couldn't stand up and we
- 2:40Speaker 3: had to cut it short because he ended up throwing
- 2:42Speaker 3: up in the bushes. I did find out later he'd
- 2:45Speaker 3: been cheating on her the entire time. Let's see number two,
- 2:52Speaker 3: the groom doesn't turn his feet toward the bride. This
- 2:56Speaker 3: subtle body language may seem crazy, but the photographer said
- 3:01Speaker 3: he finds in his years of wedding photography that the
- 3:04Speaker 3: woman the groom is very into his bride. He'll feet
- 3:06Speaker 3: will always be turning toward her. In photos, when a
- 3:10Speaker 3: man consistently points his feet away, you know, for the
- 3:13Speaker 3: quick getaway, it.
- 3:14Speaker 2: Was a really subtle sign.
- 3:16Speaker 3: It comes across as he's trying to flee.
- 3:18Speaker 2: I wouldn't have noticed that.
- 3:19Speaker 4: I mean, like I noticed the obvious ones, like when
- 3:22Speaker 4: the you know, when the bride takes the when the
- 3:25Speaker 4: groom takes the piece of cake wedding cake and shoves
- 3:28Speaker 4: it into.
- 3:29Speaker 2: The bride's face, that's never a happening.
- 3:31Speaker 4: And then she slugs him. Yeah, now that that's a
- 3:34Speaker 4: sign that.
- 3:35Speaker 3: That's a sign things aren't gonna Yeah, when the groom
- 3:38Speaker 3: is not excited by the first look at the bride.
- 3:42Speaker 3: The first look between the couple on their wedding day
- 3:44Speaker 3: is usually a sweet, intimate moment. The wedding photographers say,
- 3:48Speaker 3: but not always.
- 3:49Speaker 4: Wait, so you're supposed to meet, You're supposed to marry
- 3:51Speaker 4: someone you've never seen before on that.
- 3:54Speaker 3: Day the first there's a time, the first time you
- 3:57Speaker 3: see them, photographer recalled one. I'm that a groom turned
- 4:01Speaker 3: around to look at the bride and he was like, Oh,
- 4:04Speaker 3: I thought you'd be more done up than that.
- 4:07Speaker 2: That Hell, that's it.
- 4:10Speaker 3: That's all you got for.
- 4:12Speaker 4: Well, okay, fine, you want to you want to give
- 4:16Speaker 4: you an extra twenty minutes, you want to work on that?
- 4:18Speaker 3: Are you done? We can wait a minute.
- 4:22Speaker 2: Let's see. Are you going to make up your brother eye?
- 4:25Speaker 2: You're gonna make up your other eye.
- 4:29Speaker 3: The couple is not being lovey dovey with each other
- 4:32Speaker 3: and being distant or dismissive and even hostile.
- 4:36Speaker 2: Well the photographer, oh you're still here.
- 4:40Speaker 3: The photographer we called a groom who refused to smile
- 4:43Speaker 3: and any photos with the bride.
- 4:45Speaker 2: What the hell, mom, smile?
- 4:48Speaker 3: I think there are people that that get married where
- 4:52Speaker 3: they just wanted a party and it's not necessarily about
- 4:56Speaker 3: the other person. Number five, the couples as happier to
- 5:00Speaker 3: hang out with their friends than each other. Again, they
- 5:04Speaker 3: wanted a party and not with each other.
- 5:09Speaker 4: So it's just a quick list, But you know it's
- 5:13Speaker 4: I don't I don't know. I've been to two of
- 5:16Speaker 4: my own weddings and they were extremely different. One was
- 5:22Speaker 4: a one was a celebration, and one was let's get
- 5:26Speaker 4: this over with.
- 5:28Speaker 3: It's terrible.
- 5:30Speaker 2: One was let's get this, let's get this over with. Yeah,
- 5:32Speaker 2: kind of.
- 5:33Speaker 3: If you're feeling let's get this over with, maybe don't
- 5:37Speaker 3: do that.
- 5:37Speaker 1: This whole list was like just a list of se behavior.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it's true. Won't smile for the picture.
- 5:48Speaker 4: No, did you have a good time at your wedding?
- 5:50Speaker 4: Your first wedding, my first one? Yeah, No, there you go.
- 5:55Speaker 2: No, I didn't.
- 5:56Speaker 3: Did you want to hang out with your friends more
- 5:58Speaker 3: than your yes, yes, I see.
- 6:02Speaker 2: But my first wedding I had to pretty much planet.
- 6:05Speaker 4: I'll bet if we looked at pictures, your feet would
- 6:07Speaker 4: never have been pointing toward her.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Probably I had a pretty much planet because she kept
- 6:13Speaker 1: arguing with her mother, and you know, about what should
- 6:17Speaker 1: be done and how it should be done, and so
- 6:18Speaker 1: I'm just like, all right, that's it. Two of you, separate, separate,
- 6:22Speaker 1: I'll take care of it. The colors are this?
- 6:26Speaker 2: You picked the colors Carrie, red, white and black.
- 6:30Speaker 1: Really those were your very romantic Okay, they wanted future
- 6:34Speaker 1: or something.
- 6:34Speaker 2: I don't know what it was.
- 6:37Speaker 3: Things are better now.
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