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- 0:27The right to offend is not some pesky little part of freedom of
- 0:31speech that we have to put up with.
- 0:33It is the heart and soul and lungs of freedom of speech.
- 0:37It is the coursing lifeblood of human progress.
- 0:41It is the. Instigator of liberty and
- 0:43modernity and science and understanding what a
- 0:46laughingstock today's student leaders are that they can so
- 0:51casually dismiss the right to be offensive without realizing that
- 0:55their lovely, enlightened lives are the gifts of individuals who
- 1:00gave offence. Offensiveness is not just
- 1:04something we have to begrudgingly accept.
- 1:07Offensiveness is the motor of human progress.
- 1:11Now broadcasting from the Right to Offend media studios in sunny
- 1:15South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics, current
- 1:19events, art and pop culture. This is the Whitfield Report
- 1:24live with Sam Whitfield. But giving offense is good.
- 1:29In fact, it's essential. You know, it's been a long time
- 1:38coming, ladies and gentlemen, but I have to, I just have to
- 1:41say I've been right about Nick Fuentes for 10 years.
- 1:49And finally, everybody, everybody believes me.
- 1:53This is what I was saying to Max and more before we began the
- 1:57show. RTO media is usually so far
- 2:00ahead of the curve on these types of cultural things that
- 2:05it's really it's. We find it amazing, honestly.
- 2:11Scary. Yeah, but we forget too.
- 2:15Yeah, we. Like it's, it's a given on here
- 2:17that Nick Fuentes is eventually going to come out of two
- 2:22closets. We got one of them this week.
- 2:26Yeah, actually, it's the important one.
- 2:28Here's the reality, Sam. Everybody thought when he said
- 2:31he was, you know, when people were saying he came out, that's
- 2:34the joke, right, 'cause everybody expected him to be say
- 2:37he was gay. But him coming out as openly
- 2:41saying he's been a Democrat, he is a Democrat, and he will
- 2:44support Democrats going forward is more consequential to us
- 2:49because we have said that he is a subversive plant on the right,
- 2:52quote, UN quote, before we even knew each other.
- 2:57Yes, yeah. And we've been consistent about
- 3:01that on this show. I've also we've also pointed out
- 3:05subsequent inside from that he's not much of a man either.
- 3:10That that that's true too, and I don't know you, but like I've
- 3:13gotten shit from people are like, Oh well, he he's not that
- 3:17bad and you should embrace his audience because you know, I
- 3:21think that you, you know, you 2 have a lot in common and it's
- 3:27like no, when your entire audiences thing is.
- 3:30He can embrace Deez Nuts. Yeah.
- 3:33Wait, he'd like that. Never mind.
- 3:36Yeah, I know. Yeah, that's a.
- 3:40That's a hard path. That's a hard path.
- 3:43So. Theoretically, though, the
- 3:45theoretical. Yeah, sorry, Nick, I don't swing
- 3:48that way. Yeah, but no, I mean it.
- 3:54I, I, I mean, last week's episode was titled Vindication
- 3:59and I almost feel like we could do vindication Part 3, but
- 4:03malarkey Max, that's, that's what we had.
- 4:05I've decided that that's what we have to deal with every week is
- 4:08just malarkey. We've got the malarkey of
- 4:11Fuentes coming out as a dem. We've got I, I don't.
- 4:17Know if you Owens and the, you know, palm pistols and all this
- 4:22nonsense, what else? What other malarkey's out there
- 4:26these days? Oh.
- 4:28Kamala Harris has a 50% polling for a Democratic primary.
- 4:37You know who comes in second? Sam at 22%?
- 4:41Gavin Newsom. Needless to say, 2028 is going
- 4:46to be another fucking our win if that's what they're actually
- 4:50going to muster. Yes, also also Speaking of
- 4:54Kamala Harris. Kamala Harris.
- 4:56Kamala Harris. Speaking of Kamala Harris and
- 4:59the Democrats too, you'll, you'll like this, Mac, because
- 5:03the last time we talked about Karen Bass on the show, the
- 5:06mayor of LA, you know, the one who let the city burn because
- 5:11she was in Africa and you and I got a lot of Flack for calling
- 5:16that out. It's now been discovered that
- 5:20basically she used state funds to put up like anti ice signs
- 5:27and. Blocking.
- 5:30And that's probably not the most legal thing in the world to do.
- 5:34No, it, no, it's not. And you know, I, I know it's, I
- 5:39know it's, I know it's Los Angeles, but there's, there's
- 5:43that, there's that Republican Spencer Pratt who is running
- 5:47for, who is running for mayor in, in LA.
- 5:54And I even saw people like Torah Wilson.
- 5:57Now that you said in LA, it makes sense, but I was thinking
- 6:00of that name. Spencer Pratt was the most,
- 6:03like, douchebaggy name I've ever heard in my life.
- 6:08Yeah, no, yeah, I mean the man. I don't know anything else other
- 6:12than the. Am I wrong?
- 6:15No. Like, you're a girl in college
- 6:17and you're like, there's the frat boys over there.
- 6:19That's Tony. That's Jacob.
- 6:21There's Spencer. Yeah.
- 6:27Spencer. What?
- 6:28Spencer Pratt. Ah, his dad's a lawyer, huh?
- 6:35Yeah. Sorry, sorry, I don't know.
- 6:38I don't Who names their kid. I will say this, Millennials
- 6:44name their kids that kind of shit.
- 6:46Did you know Clavicular's real name is Braden?
- 6:53Yes. No.
- 6:54Cat for real for real On God Motherfucker's name is Braden.
- 7:01So so bro so Bro's name. Bro's name is Braden.
- 7:07Braden. You know what we would have done
- 7:10with a Braden in my day, Sam? Shove it down in the top.
- 7:14You know those lockers where there's a bottom and a top?
- 7:18Braden. Yeah.
- 7:26Braden would get gum in his hair specifically.
- 7:32Braden would. Braden would get swirlies too,
- 7:35probably. Yeah, and he'd have Kaden, Aiden
- 7:38and Jayden help give him a swirly.
- 7:43Yeah, I I knew. I knew.
- 7:46It we're fucking millennial and zoomer women and naming all of
- 7:49their kids some variation of Aiden, Jayden, Braden, Kaden.
- 7:54Can they come up with anything else for a boy?
- 7:57Whatever happened to a good old fashioned Dave?
- 7:59Like I don't know Max. Yeah, or or Sam or and Chris or
- 8:08some or. Mort.
- 8:09You don't see a lot of Morts these days.
- 8:13What's a real name? Sam.
- 8:14Why are you laughing? I had an uncle Mort.
- 8:18It's it's too Jewish. Yeah, that's.
- 8:22The but it but he but but but it's not necessarily a Jewish
- 8:27name. What about?
- 8:30What about what A name like Craig?
- 8:35Well, that's pretty common. Craig is like Craig's one of
- 8:38those ones. I mean, look, you've got Craig
- 8:40on South Park. He flips off the principal.
- 8:44That's pretty cool. Yeah.
- 8:48I once flipped off the principal, Sam.
- 8:52Yeah. I mean, I mean, and then I got
- 8:56the cops call on me on account I was 28 and he was retired and it
- 9:01was at his house. But I flipped off the principle.
- 9:06That is, That is fucking cool. Broken the fuck you old man?
- 9:14It's. Like.
- 9:16Who are you? Yeah, that that's one of those
- 9:23things where he didn't remember. He didn't remember you, but you
- 9:26remembered him. I say that, but the vice
- 9:29principal in charge of punishing me actually died of a heart
- 9:34attack shortly after I left. So So what you're saying is you
- 9:40drove him to you. You drove him, you stressed him
- 9:43out so much that his heart just gave out.
- 9:46I. Well, I'm not going to say I
- 9:48didn't contribute to that on account of how red he would turn
- 9:52sometimes. Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm sure.
- 9:56Usually he didn't get reports when it came to me because I was
- 10:00good about just going to the office when I got told to.
- 10:03It's just the parts before that where I'm supposed to
- 10:06deescalate. I was bad at that.
- 10:08So like, they'd be like, go to the office.
- 10:11I'd be like, all right, cool. I'm just sitting at his desk
- 10:14with my feet up sitting there. He doesn't have any paperwork.
- 10:18He didn't get any calls. And he walks in and he's his
- 10:21face that that vein in his forehead, Sam, when he saw me
- 10:25with my feet, like I'd be sitting in his chair with my
- 10:28feet on his desk. So I understand now why this
- 10:33would bother him. And he would just be like, man,
- 10:40why are you sitting at my desk? And I'd be like, look man, I
- 10:45told the lady in biology class. So she was a cunt, but in my
- 10:50defense, she was being a cunt. I mean, I don't, I don't know
- 10:57why he would, why he would, you know, suspend you over that,
- 11:01that that seems perfectly reasonable.
- 11:05Yeah, well, I got in school for that particular one.
- 11:10Then there was the time where I tried to, while I was, while we
- 11:13were having a chair, fight me and my friend, you know, like
- 11:16with folded chair, like wrestling.
- 11:17Yeah, you. Hit me in the forehead as hard
- 11:20as you can. I'll hit you in the forehead,
- 11:23you know, and see who breaks guy shit.
- 11:26And teacher comes walking in and she's like, what are you guys
- 11:32doing? And I was like having a chair
- 11:36fight. You want to play?
- 11:40I got suspended for that. Apparently that was threatened.
- 11:43I was handing her the chair to hit me, but I got suspended for
- 11:47threatening a teacher. Go let the teacher hit me in the
- 11:56head with a chair and I get in trouble.
- 11:59I almost got suspended for once telling, for once telling a a
- 12:04teacher that I thought that Obama, that Obama was retarded.
- 12:10I say almost because I got sent. Wrong.
- 12:14Well, here, well, here's the fun.
- 12:15Here's the funnier thing. So I got I got some, I got a
- 12:19sense, I got a sense of the deed and come to find out, come to
- 12:24find out the Dean was super was super based and was like
- 12:31blessed. I, I agree with, I agree with
- 12:35you, Sam, but you can't be, you can't say.
- 12:39That. You, you, you can't, you can't
- 12:42be, you can't be saying like like, you know, shout out to I I
- 12:48don't even want to say I don't even want to say his name, but
- 12:51shout out Mr. Mr. I know he I know he listens to the show.
- 12:55So, you know, I appreciate you having my, having my back
- 13:00against all the cat lady teachers.
- 13:07But yeah, I, we, we need, I wish you were a teacher instead of a,
- 13:15instead of a deed. I I would have probably done way
- 13:19better had you been like my history teacher.
- 13:23I got another quick good one. I got suspended Sam for farting.
- 13:31It's true. I also totally believe that.
- 13:34So we're in like. I think it was.
- 13:39No, we're in English class. And somebody else that was not
- 13:44me, for the record, officially OK, I didn't break the first
- 13:49wind. But what I did was when somebody
- 13:53farted, nobody knew who it was. It was one of those really loud
- 13:57ones and it stunk and everybody started gagging and also
- 14:02laughing hysterically. And the teachers trying to
- 14:05maintain control the class. And of course, as luck would
- 14:11have it, I feel 1 coming on and I'm like, but I didn't do that
- 14:18first one. But I don't think it's going to
- 14:20matter. And I'm holding it in and
- 14:23everybody's like laughing. Teachers, calm down, everybody
- 14:26calm down. He opens the doors, you know,
- 14:30opens windows. All right, we got, we got to
- 14:33move on, guys. And it took so long after the
- 14:36whole time felt like an eternity until finally I was just like,
- 14:39you know what, fuck it, blah. Way louder than I had bargained
- 14:46for. And the teacher was just like
- 14:51Max to the office. And I was like, I'm going, I'm
- 14:55going. You know, it's, it's the, it's
- 14:59the ones that you always try and hold back are like the worst
- 15:02too. That's.
- 15:04Right, well, that's why you try and hold them back to begin
- 15:07with, but to no avail. And so hey, whoever got that
- 15:12first one in, I got to give them credit like they got away with
- 15:16it. It was one of the nastiest
- 15:18nuclear smelling farts I'd ever fucking smelled in my life to
- 15:22this day. And then I got suspended for it.
- 15:26Mine was loud, but it wasn't like the stinker that cleared
- 15:29the fucking room. I reckon that.
- 15:33Person. Ate a lot of fiber.
- 15:38I mean, I mean, fiber is good for you.
- 15:40We know, we know this. Yeah, well, until you're
- 15:44stinking up the classroom. They'd subsisted off of nothing
- 15:49but fiber and baked beans for months, Sam.
- 15:52And dead animals. Now.
- 15:58And now I just fart in my Home Office.
- 16:00Yes, I try I. One time I.
- 16:09Had the door open. Hot Shop.
- 16:11But luckily I made it through the line because that would be
- 16:14embarrassing, you know, Place is always packed too.
- 16:19That would be that would be super embarrassing.
- 16:24And Speaking of super embarrassing things, I just got
- 16:27rumbled so I will be right back. Oh no, rumbled rumbled, rumbled
- 16:35some bitch. He's getting rumbled like a well
- 16:43I was going to say a furry butt hole, but I feel like feel like
- 16:51that might be too far. Sam's getting rumbled left and
- 16:58right. What I mean, obviously it can't
- 17:02be too obviously, you know, you couldn't have taken things too
- 17:07far. We we haven't even gotten into
- 17:10the too far territory yet. That's.
- 17:14True. So, OK, Nick Fuentes proved us
- 17:18right. What do we get to help?
- 17:21Bug of a bitch, Tucker. Looks like these days.
- 17:24Oh, yeah. I, I was just about ready to
- 17:26pull. I was just about ready to pull
- 17:28that clip up, actually. Yeah.
- 17:35I mean, it's, I mean, when. So here's the thing.
- 17:40When, when everyone knows I dislike the New York Times, like
- 17:46immensely. I think, I think like I think
- 17:50cysts are preferable to the New York Times.
- 17:53But when the New York Times makes you like an look like an
- 17:57idiot because you are today, you know that that that's bad.
- 18:04So I yeah, I. It's a it's a shame for a lot of
- 18:08guys like him because what what Tucker and some of these other
- 18:12guys are trying to do in being a voice for anti interventionism
- 18:18on its face might seem noble, but it's the way they grift
- 18:22about it that's so fucking off putting to me because it's so
- 18:26blatantly obvious they're not just there just because they
- 18:29love peace. Right, well and well and and
- 18:34their well and their whole thing with the anti interventionism
- 18:37thing. It's not it's the sad thing is,
- 18:42is, is a lot of these a lot of these anti semites claim to be
- 18:49anti interventionist when they're like when they're really
- 18:53not. They're just it's, you know,
- 18:56it's it's thing of well, well, look.
- 18:58I will give it that some people come to their positions on that
- 19:01side because they're foreign policy and it's it helps to
- 19:06understand where they're coming from and I understand that they
- 19:09feel it's so important. The thing is, the thing I find
- 19:11in in arguments with them is they the my perspective of the
- 19:17weight of Israel's pull in this world, which is not zero as
- 19:22they. Seem right unless.
- 19:23You, unless you think they run everything, you're just
- 19:25obviously think they have no sway at all.
- 19:28Whereas I say yeah, they have too much influence on us.
- 19:32But so does China, so does Russia, so does the SPLC
- 19:39apparently. Fucking meta.
- 19:42So does Tucker Carlson. There's plenty of people with
- 19:46too much God damn say around this place that aren't me.
- 19:49Well, well, that well, that's, that's my, that's my main
- 19:52problem, right, is, is you can you can point to a lot of you
- 19:57can point to a lot of different things.
- 19:58Like you said, China, you know, social media.
- 20:02I would, I would even, I would even argue.
- 20:07Boomers just generally speaking. Boomers, well also like the also
- 20:12like the drug cartels and, you know, things like.
- 20:16Yeah, like what? See, people are like, so like
- 20:19you're you have propaganda it because you don't agree with me.
- 20:24Everything you like is propaganda.
- 20:25It's like bitch, everything you see is propaganda.
- 20:30Right. If you think one thing is and
- 20:32one thing isn't, you're already not playing the right game.
- 20:37So, so this this lady from the New York Times who, as you will
- 20:44see, looks like the like basically like the the character
- 20:49of like of like a Brooklyn, like, you know, Karen, you know,
- 20:54Leftoid, she basically called Tucker out on his contradictions
- 21:01all throughout the IT was, it was like a 2 hour.
- 21:04Real quick, Sam, sorry, I just want to say shout out to Apex
- 21:07and Joe and the chat. What's up, boys?
- 21:10Yeah, what's up? I just, I just noticed it.
- 21:13I didn't mean to interrupt. Go ahead.
- 21:15Oh yeah, no shout out to both of them.
- 21:19And also I'll be opening up the caller queue as well.
- 21:24So here in a bit. So if people want to call in,
- 21:29we'll do that. But yeah, this whole interview
- 21:31was basically basically just this, you know, journo calling
- 21:37on his contradiction in Zen, Tucker being like, I didn't say
- 21:41that and this is only about 20 seconds, but this is what, the
- 21:46entire 2 hour interview basically.
- 21:49And they side by sided it from a month apart to just to drive it
- 21:54home which is brutal. Let's go.
- 21:57Yeah, well, well, that's what the Milk Bar TV guy did.
- 22:01But still, it's it is pretty brutal.
- 22:03You know you've been talking on your show about whether Trump is
- 22:05the Antichrist. I have not said that.
- 22:08On your show the day after Easter, you noted he did not put
- 22:11his hand on the Bible during his swearing and ceremony as
- 22:14president. You said, and I'm quoting, maybe
- 22:16he didn't put his hand on the Bible because he affirmatively
- 22:19rejects what's inside that book. And then on a recent show, you
- 22:22went further. Yeah, so I want to point out
- 22:24this is the lady right here who made Tucker look like an idiot.
- 22:32Well, he made himself look like like an idiot.
- 22:34To be clear. He.
- 22:35Set. He set the barrel full of fish
- 22:37and just let her run wild, huh? Yeah, so you know, hey leftoid
- 22:44cat lady got a got a got AWI guess.
- 22:48They're saying here's a leader who's mocking the gods of his
- 22:51ancestors, mocking the God of gods, and exalting himself above
- 22:54them. Could this be the Antichrist?
- 22:57I actually did not say could this be the Antichrist?
- 23:00Here's a leader who's mocking the gods of his ancestors,
- 23:04mocking the God of gods and exalting himself above them.
- 23:09Could this be the Antichrist? Actually did not say could this
- 23:12be the Antichrist. I don't know where that comes
- 23:15from, but I know that those words never left my lips.
- 23:17Could this be the Antichrist? You know you've been talking.
- 23:21Yeah, and it, it kind of goes on like that.
- 23:24He also, she also questions him about, well, what do you believe
- 23:27about the Charlie Kurt conspiracy?
- 23:30Eddie? He goes, well, I, you know, I
- 23:33don't think there's any conspiracy.
- 23:35And then there's a clip of him bringing up the Egyptian plane
- 23:40thing from Candace Owens. So that's basically what the
- 23:44entire interview was like. And I'm here to just say like,
- 23:50normal people aren't even paying that much attention to this
- 23:53shit, right? No.
- 23:55And every time, and I don't either, like every time I'm
- 23:59confronted with Tucker now it you showed me some shit and I'm
- 24:04like, damn, what has happened to bro?
- 24:06The last time I brought a Tucker clip to you, Sam, was when he
- 24:11first went independent and he interviewed Ice Cube and I was
- 24:15like, that was interesting. That was different.
- 24:20It was bridging a gap because Ice Cube is kind of a center
- 24:23left kind of guy on the on the grander spectrum of things.
- 24:28Well, yeah, and if and if you and.
- 24:30Look at us now. It's like if, if any word shall
- 24:34pass his lips, they have to be inflammatory enough to get hate
- 24:39clicks. Same with Candace, same with all
- 24:42these people. Well, and.
- 24:44And then we get shit for just talking about shit normally like
- 24:48normal people talk. Yeah, well, and, and I don't
- 24:52even pay, I don't even pay that much attention to to him
- 24:55specifically either. But like people have some.
- 24:58It's interesting they bring up the ice cube because when yeah,
- 25:01thing, because when he did that, like I was like, man, if he's
- 25:05doing stuff like that, if do like the ice cube interview and
- 25:09you know, building bridges, this is going to be awesome.
- 25:12But now he just he's interviewing like little Chinese
- 25:16Communist like propagandist like from the CCP.
- 25:21You know who who like. I guess, I guess he had to get
- 25:25that big money somewhere. Sam, I've been talking about
- 25:29this a lot lately. The anti.
- 25:32Corporate left much like the anti war left left.
- 25:39Where is the anti corporate left?
- 25:41Sam are not are not the woke left are not the far left like
- 25:47obsessively loyal to fucking mega corporations like
- 25:51Starbucks, like Disney, all of these things.
- 25:54So then as an anti corporate guide, which is one of the
- 25:58reasons I fell in the center, if anything, it's it's my staunch
- 26:02anti, you know, corporate bullshit stance and and anti
- 26:07consumerism to a large degree. Though I'm not like a socialist,
- 26:11you know, I do think materialism clouds people's minds and
- 26:15judgement. I'm very open about this, right?
- 26:19Indeed. Where's the anti corporate left?
- 26:23Let's ignore the right for one second.
- 26:25What segment of the left right now could I point to and say
- 26:28they're the ones fighting back against the big corporations?
- 26:31You can't. I mean.
- 26:34And now answer it for the right, because there isn't any.
- 26:41Where is the corpo spirit that America used to embody like a
- 26:50big old blunt? Bought by the corporals.
- 26:54Yeah, they. Smoked it out of us.
- 26:57Well, well, that, well, that's what I that's what I was going
- 26:59to say. Like like maybe the only maybe
- 27:02the only like maybe the only kind of anti corporo, you know,
- 27:08person I can think of would maybe like someone like either
- 27:12Robert F Kennedy Junior or Federman maybe, but like not
- 27:26really. Yeah, I mean the outsider, the
- 27:32punk as I would term it that my my roots are in punk and
- 27:37hardcore and like underground hip hop.
- 27:41And none of that shit, by the way, was anti capitalist, but it
- 27:47was all very anti corporate. Well.
- 27:51Well, hold, hold on, Max. What you just said there I think
- 27:55is a really important thing because you said anti corpo, but
- 28:00you're not anti capitalist. And I think a lot of people, a
- 28:04lot of people, I think kind of conflate the two, unfortunately.
- 28:10It's not anti corpo to suck the corpo's Dicks just because they
- 28:16espouse some of your political opinions though.
- 28:21That's not anti corporal at all. That they are now the fucking.
- 28:24They are the street of the corporations that want to force
- 28:30wokeness down our throats. Right, right.
- 28:33But they're. Literally political, political
- 28:36pawns for the corporations, right?
- 28:38They're not anti, no. They can say, Oh well, I'm
- 28:41against capitalism so I'm against corporations.
- 28:44No, those corporations also against capitalism because then
- 28:48they can just have a monopoly on the market.
- 28:50Right, right. Yeah, but right.
- 28:52But no I I get that but. For immigration so they can
- 28:57bring in endless fucking low wage labor.
- 29:00Yeah, yeah, but but Max, who will clean who?
- 29:04Who will clean your toilets if. The corporations will pay
- 29:08somebody that you get a subscription to for them to come
- 29:12once a month and clean your fucking toilet.
- 29:14And you won't own it and you won't own the toilet cleaning.
- 29:18You won't own the fucking toilet brush.
- 29:20You won't own the fucking toilet.
- 29:22You won't own the fucking house. But you know, corporations will
- 29:25be in check bro. Yeah, my God, that, that, that
- 29:31would. That would suck.
- 29:33That would. The Left The left has gone from
- 29:37cyberpunk to rooting for cyberpunk.
- 29:41Well, yeah, it, well, well, yeah.
- 29:43It's, it's, it's, it's just like the, it's just like the old
- 29:46Beebe of, you know, someone, someone read 1984.
- 29:52It got the IT got the opposite impression, which is This is
- 29:55fantastic. Yeah, well, they saw cyberpunk
- 29:58and they were like, yeah, I totally want to become trans
- 30:01human and transsexual and live in an amalgamated blah.
- 30:06Let's do it all. Of urban sprawl.
- 30:10I just want flying. I just want flying cars and and
- 30:15grill arms and you know, and like, you know, bitch robo robo
- 30:22legs. Oh, sorry.
- 30:24Well, I mean that too to to. That can be the ending for
- 30:31anything that you want. See, It's like I want slice of
- 30:36pizza, a pitcher of root beer, and some bitches.
- 30:42See, it works for anything, Sam. You got to start integrating
- 30:44that into your repertoire. Yeah.
- 30:49You got to say it like that too, bitches.
- 30:52You know, like your Katt Williams or something.
- 30:59Exactly. But yeah, no, the and also
- 31:06Speaking of Speaking of corporos, something that
- 31:09corporos push a lot, recycling, that's something that you know.
- 31:16That's kind of we're always going.
- 31:18Yeah. So I found somebody where the
- 31:21anti corporal leftist, it turns out Sam, it's rational center
- 31:26leftist that are willing to check leftist premises and
- 31:30actually ask questions into journalism.
- 31:33Kind of like shout out we had Rob Ross and on doing the same
- 31:36exact thing. Check out what?
- 31:39Oh my God, his book was crimes of omission.
- 31:42Yeah, which is? Very good by the way.
- 31:46Would you? He was doing the same thing,
- 31:49journalism, exposing the corrupt side of the left from a left or
- 31:55a center left point of view. I want to see more people doing
- 31:59that. Don't let the activists take the
- 32:02left away from you or the center.
- 32:05You exist, you are, you have valid opinions and most people
- 32:09tend to. If you're not a screaming,
- 32:11raving, violent lunatic, most people are more willing to hear
- 32:15you out. Exactly.
- 32:20In an age where we're just non-stop lambasted by fucking
- 32:25people screaming their violent opinions.
- 32:28And by the way, Sam is not lost on me that we have had multiple
- 32:33shots taken in the vicinity of the president this week.
- 32:38Yeah, it's it's lock. Them up for violent threats.
- 32:45It's a simple fucking solution people.
- 32:50Don't tell me after the fact, oh they made violent threats.
- 32:54Put people making violent threats under fire.
- 32:58Go ask them questions first, that's all.
- 33:02Yeah, those are those are the people that we wrote that we
- 33:05really need to be asking questions of.
- 33:09Well, and and that's that's the other, that's the other thing
- 33:12kind of going back to all these conspirators and John Doyle, who
- 33:17I really like brought this up. It's all the part of the reason
- 33:22why all these conspiracy theories with like, you know,
- 33:26Candace claiming like foreign governments are behind all this.
- 33:30Part of the reason why that's so, like, annoying for a lot of
- 33:34us is because we see these violent leftists, like, openly
- 33:41talking about, you know, violence against us on like, a
- 33:45regular basis. For years.
- 33:48For years, there's there's no. My friends have been targeted of
- 33:53left wing violent threats for over 10 years, Sam.
- 33:57Yeah. We just don't go.
- 33:59We don't go around crying about it like they do because victim
- 34:02status means nothing on on the right or frankly anymore in the
- 34:06center. Victim status is only a trade
- 34:11currency on the on the far left. Right, but, but.
- 34:16We get threats all the time and if you don't believe me that
- 34:20right wing people get threats, what happened to Charlie Kirk?
- 34:22It hasn't even been a year. Just remember that one.
- 34:27So, yeah, it, it is real out here.
- 34:30And we're not seeing people. When Charlottesville happened,
- 34:34Sam, people were held to account.
- 34:35That's why it's so startling revelation that the SPLC was
- 34:39behind Charlottesville because of what happened there and
- 34:45because of people went to jail. And in fact, one man is facing a
- 34:47death sentence over what happened to Charlottesville and
- 34:50a woman is dead. Regardless of whatever you think
- 34:53happened there, that's both true statements.
- 34:56Yeah. And it's, it's unfortunate.
- 35:00On J6, got put in jail for years without you as a fucking
- 35:04attorney and they get to run around I and they threatened me
- 35:09at the street pride parade in Boston in 2019.
- 35:12They threatened all of us. I've been personally threatened
- 35:15by antifa many a times. They doxed me.
- 35:18They get the name wrong. They I think they were just
- 35:21trying to meet some kind of doc's quota to be honest, and
- 35:24they just made some shit up. But regardless, they come after
- 35:28people. And how about last year, Sam?
- 35:31Remember last summer when I was doing my Riot watch streaming?
- 35:35Yeah. Our viewers for that and one of
- 35:37the things that happened on that and you can go check it's on the
- 35:40right to offend media channel. You have to go back a little
- 35:42ways, but it's just a stream where I was watching different
- 35:46points of views of the peaceful fucking protests we had last
- 35:49year, and one of them in Seattle, they beat my cameraman
- 35:52almost to death. Yeah, I, I was actually on
- 35:56stream with you and and I, I remember we were, we were both
- 35:59saying like, you know, do you know.
- 36:02How many people have been charged with that assault, Sam?
- 36:050. Zero.
- 36:08Their faces are all on camera. Their voices, they know exactly.
- 36:12Seattle police. I'm sorry, It was Portland.
- 36:15It was Portland. No, it was Seattle.
- 36:17It was Seattle. I I'd have to go back to be be
- 36:19sure. But it was one of those two
- 36:20cities. And I think it was Seattle.
- 36:22And the Seattle police have no interest in prosecuting a man
- 36:27beaten almost to death just for walking down the street.
- 36:31And he was like, what's going on here?
- 36:32And filmed it. Well, well, since you since you
- 36:36brought up the. No, there was a protest.
- 36:39He just saw a bunch of people, like yelling and cheering, and
- 36:42he thought they were celebrating something.
- 36:44So he picked started filming and I was looking for footage.
- 36:48So I just, I found him and I was like, oh, he's in Seattle, let's
- 36:51watch this for a while. They tell him to go away.
- 36:54They say you can't film here. And he's like, what are you, you
- 36:57know, it's a free country, what are you talking about?
- 36:59And they say, OK, you can film. And then they walk away.
- 37:03And I said in his chat to him, they're coming back, you need to
- 37:08leave. That was a threat.
- 37:10And he says, no, that wasn't a threat.
- 37:12They said, I can film. And I said, yeah, they said you
- 37:15can film, but and then they walked away.
- 37:18They are threatening you. You need to leave right now.
- 37:21And he said, no, I don't. And you know what happened is a
- 37:25few minutes later they hit him in the head from behind with a
- 37:28rock, stopped him on while he was still streaming and he got a
- 37:35fucking concussion from it and a broken wrist.
- 37:39You know, Max, well, since you brought up the riots from last
- 37:44year, this will be a good time for me to show the book.
- 37:49And specifically, I've gotten a lot of questions about this
- 37:51cover for For American Inferno, available now in paperback and
- 38:00ebook. And originally I I know this
- 38:05book cover focuses a lot on the Charlie Kirk assassination, but
- 38:10when I started writing it, the book was only supposed to be
- 38:14about all these violent riots. Hence why I basically took one
- 38:21of the one of the actual riot photos and then like turn into
- 38:28an illustration and, you know, did some artistic things with
- 38:34it. These riots are still got are
- 38:37still going on, going on in the in the country.
- 38:43You know, they happen every year or so it seems like.
- 38:47So you know if you if you want to read some.
- 38:52Every other year with with the riots is fun because every other
- 38:56year it just so happens there's an election.
- 38:59Yeah, funny how that happens. So, you know, pick a pick up a
- 39:05copy today. And as Travis Davis said in
- 39:08recent video, he did, you know, for the book that he said that
- 39:14this book is super prescient, unfortunately.
- 39:18And yeah, I mean, I, I wrote this just making observations
- 39:23about what I see. And that's basically what the
- 39:27that's basically what Shadows of the Deception is, unfortunately.
- 39:31You got to do what? Come and get a new era that I
- 39:35have a feeling might have some of the similar kind of prescient
- 39:39information in it, Sam, since you specifically chose to make a
- 39:44Vietnam era. Oh yes, and it's not a spoiler
- 39:48because he announced it himself last week.
- 39:51Yeah, and actually thanks for thanks for reminding me.
- 39:55I will. Well, I I'll do it towards the
- 40:00end, the end the show. But I actually did get my copies
- 40:03in yesterday. Yesterday I can't.
- 40:08Wait till we get the film version where I'm going to play
- 40:11Charles Manson. Yeah, well, that that store
- 40:18hasn't been written yet, but I'll give you, I'll give I and
- 40:21I'm serious. I'll give you a a preview of
- 40:25that one so that you can start to prepare.
- 40:30So. But all jokes aside, you've been
- 40:35doing great with that. A Vietnam era sounds awesome.
- 40:39I'm I'm sure like I've got spoiling because I haven't read
- 40:43any of it right, but I'm sure there will be references to some
- 40:47very 60s topics like MK Ultra in there, no?
- 40:51Yep, and also the fact that Nicole.
- 40:56General. The fact also that Richard Nixon
- 41:01did nothing wrong. And I will die and I, I will.
- 41:06I will die on that hill too. Well, actually, yeah.
- 41:14I mean, now FT is going to, you know, come after me for that.
- 41:19I'll go one further, Sam. Charles Manson actually didn't
- 41:24do anything. Yeah.
- 41:29Oh boy, the murders. Tex Watson.
- 41:32Well, not well, neither. Neither did.
- 41:35Neither did. See Say It With Me kids, the
- 41:39CIA, We don't have friends from the CIA that have come on the
- 41:44show, do we, Sam? Not that I know, Not probably.
- 41:50Never will with the the shit that I say.
- 41:53I had the FBI. I don't even like, I'll make
- 41:56some jokes or whatever, but man, the CIA, it's always when I'm
- 42:00looking at something and I'm like, this does not look like a
- 42:04square peg, but there's a square hole here.
- 42:08Well, and the CIA has their fingerprints all over the peg
- 42:12and the hole. Well, I OK, I will say this.
- 42:17We have had people who have contracted with the CIA.
- 42:24Oh, what? Right.
- 42:25OK. You you can do business with
- 42:27whoever, that's one thing. Well.
- 42:30I just don't want to offend. If we've had any CIA agents on,
- 42:34I don't want to say because I don't think every person that
- 42:36works there is bad, for the record.
- 42:39Right. But, but the one thing that the,
- 42:41but the one thing that they've all said is that people in the
- 42:45CIA, most people like your, your average field officer in the CIA
- 42:51has good intentions, but it's the, it's always upper
- 42:55management, whether it be in corporal or government that that
- 43:00fucks things up. It's always upper management.
- 43:04That's. Right.
- 43:06Is what I've noticed. That's.
- 43:09Because that's because humans aren't meant to be managed at
- 43:12that many degrees of separation. Sam, that's my.
- 43:17That is true. That was Scott Adams entire
- 43:21thesis of Dilbert, by the way. Yes, rest in peace.
- 43:29Yeah, yeah. It's it's been what?
- 43:33It's not even been a year since he died either, huh?
- 43:36No, that is a. Year the.
- 43:39The Dolbert animated series is still is still a banger too.
- 43:48Absolutely. So also comics.
- 43:51Are still fight. Like you can go back and read
- 43:53some of the shit from the 90s and they'd still make you laugh.
- 43:57Oh. Yeah, yeah, but oh, and all.
- 44:04Oh, and recycling was another thing that Scott Adams called
- 44:08out as as complete bullshit. There we go.
- 44:12So we've gone full circle, Sam. Let's talk about recycling.
- 44:18Boys and girls. Let me tell you something.
- 44:22This is going to hit some of you the same way that it hit when
- 44:27somebody told you that pro wrestling wasn't all that you
- 44:30thought it was and that Santa Claus was a spirit inside of
- 44:34your parents hearts. Recycling is not real, guys.
- 44:40It's fake. And I, I, and I wish I had, I
- 44:44wish I had had this like 10 years ago when I wrote a paper
- 44:48in college basically saying the same thing that I got AC minus
- 44:53on because of the professor was like, Nah, recycling is real.
- 44:58You're you're crazy. Yeah, well, we'll we'll drop the
- 45:03when we when the video's done, we'll drop the link in chat so
- 45:06people can go over and check it out like it.
- 45:09But yes, this is an awesome, well researched video that I
- 45:14think some people will learn some stuff here.
- 45:17Try not to stop it too too much to to let him get the.
- 45:20There's a lot of information in here, Sam.
- 45:23Yeah. And I like bringing new topics
- 45:26to our audience because everybody talks about the same
- 45:29fucking three things every day. Yeah, yeah.
- 45:36And this, this was this really was a great said I'm I'm not
- 45:40going to have to mute in certain spots for ads and whatnot
- 45:43because right, because. We'll stop and discuss.
- 45:48I just don't want to. I don't want to sit there and
- 45:49talk over the whole thing like we tend to do because there's so
- 45:53much in here. Right. 9 times out of 10, the
- 45:57answer to that question is either going to be technically
- 46:00or money. So I'm just going to reuse this
- 46:01clip every time that comes up. So let's get into it.
- 46:04But again, remember it's always technically or money.
- 46:07Hello, I'm wearing a lab coat that I stole from my sister
- 46:10who's a nurse, which explains why it's one size too small.
- 46:12The reason I'm pretending to look scientifically qualified is
- 46:14because a few weeks ago I set out to make a simple video about
- 46:16the history of reducing, reusing and recycling.
- 46:19But the more reports I read, videos I watched in red yarn I
- 46:21purchased, the more I realized this is a deeply complicated
- 46:24issue. But surely the title is click
- 46:25bait? I mean, recycling obviously
- 46:27exists, right? Technically.
- 46:28But the reason it's such a mess is due to the very material that
- 46:31popularized recycling in the 1st place, Plastic.
- 46:34Plastic is so interesting for all the wrong reasons.
- 46:37I'm sure I don't need to tell you plastic waste is a problem.
- 46:39But the way we got here and the reason you view it the way you
- 46:41do is the direct result of decades of misleading claims,
- 46:44unrealistic promises, and propaganda from big plastic.
- 46:48That's a real thing. I'm telling you right now, this
- 46:50one's going to be a bummer. I've never liked chemistry
- 46:56because it's the one science you can't see and because I have the
- 46:59reasoning ability of a 12 year old boy.
- 47:01If I can't see a thing, I tend to believe it's not real.
- 47:03We all know that plastic is made from oil, yet none of us know
- 47:06how. Prior to writing this, I
- 47:07couldn't even imagine how that works.
- 47:09As far as I can understand, when you extract oil from the ground
- 47:12and you refine it, the product that you're looking for is
- 47:14called methane. It's the primary gas that your
- 47:16stoves use. We burn it for like energy and
- 47:19stuff. It's really valuable.
- 47:19But one thing you get when trying to get methane is it's
- 47:22less popular brother ethane. And this is a byproduct of the
- 47:25process. Ethane is going to be be there
- 47:27whether you like it or not. And for a while, that's just the
- 47:29way that ethane was seen. It's just one of the things that
- 47:31you get when you're digging up oil.
- 47:32But in the late 1800s, it was discovered that you could use it
- 47:35to make this weird substance. It was this white waxy material
- 47:39discovered by German chemist Hans von Peckman.
- 47:41His colleagues named it polymethylene, also known as
- 47:43polyethylene, also known as plastic.
- 47:46Now, this discovery was an accident.
- 47:47And at the time, there wasn't really much you could do with it
- 47:49commercially. But in 1933, British company
- 47:52Imperial Chemical Industries, great name, accidentally
- 47:55discovered a way to synthesize, and the result was a material
- 47:59unlike the world had ever seen. Polyethylene was everything you
- 48:02wanted it to be. It was strong, it was
- 48:03lightweight, it was flexible, it was heat resistant, and most
- 48:06importantly, it was cheap. It might not seem impressive
- 48:08today, but at the time, plastic was viewed like the material of
- 48:12the gods. It could be clear like glass,
- 48:13but it didn't break when you dropped it.
- 48:15It was lighter than metal, less flammable than wood, sturdier
- 48:17than paper. You could color it, make it look
- 48:19like any material you want. It was easier to clean, it was
- 48:21easier to transport. It was cheap, it was durable.
- 48:24And they? I guess.
- 48:28Yeah, I was just about ready to say too, like plastics are kind
- 48:31of his field specifically too. No, I get that.
- 48:35I actually think that by if he were to fucking not be so
- 48:39impatient like he is by the end of this, he'd be a little more
- 48:43satisfied with this because a lot of the information here, I
- 48:46don't think that he would dispute.
- 48:48It's the this guy's trying to give a layman's guide to a thing
- 48:52he's not an expert in, and Craig is, so I totally get that, but.
- 48:58Well, Craig, well, Craig also does suffer from chronic
- 49:01engineerism too. Where like.
- 49:04Chronic autism, yeah. So no.
- 49:08But at the end of the day, he's kind of skipping through that to
- 49:12get more into the process as to why recycling is not as
- 49:18effective as people think. And that a lot of it just ends
- 49:22up getting burned because they mislabel things to the public to
- 49:28try and make it seem like it's recyclable when it's not.
- 49:31And the logos look the same. And a lot of it is just
- 49:34corporate. Hey, I could get money.
- 49:37Let me put money in his pocket. Let me put my hand in his
- 49:40pocket. Take somebody out, and then I'll
- 49:42give money to you. And we'll all give money to each
- 49:45other. And we'll call it recycling.
- 49:47And we'll pretend we're taking care of the trash problem that
- 49:49we're not actually taking care of.
- 49:51That's what the bulk of the video is, Craig.
- 49:53It's less about the science of plastic.
- 49:57Yeah, but since he's an impatient guy, I figure I'd give
- 50:00the TLBR. Also also, Craig, I mean you, I
- 50:06mean he says you guys are going to make me break legs.
- 50:09I mean, you know, good luck with that because.
- 50:16I won't feel it. Yeah, well, yeah, more won't.
- 50:19More won't feel it. I'll feel it, but like I'm
- 50:24already in a chair so. Yes, this guy.
- 50:27Maybe not the fucking science genius that Craig is.
- 50:31And I guess I should apologize for.
- 50:33That I, I mean, I, I, I suppose you could hobble, I suppose you
- 50:37could hobble Max, but like, also he's good luck, but also he's a
- 50:43giant. Isn't he a hobble?
- 50:48Too so and and there's. I got new sneakers this week,
- 50:55Sam. Oh, so, oh, so yeah.
- 50:58So you could just out. You could just outrun.
- 51:00You could just outrun Craig then.
- 51:03I'll run a lot of people. I got new sneakers less than a
- 51:07week. They already got 30 miles on
- 51:09them. So surprised, he says.
- 51:20You guys are going to make me make me make me tie string on
- 51:24eat your hairs and then ripped them all at once.
- 51:31Sounds like fun. Yeah, sounds like fun.
- 51:34Oh, I guess he he hadn't checked out my new song.
- 51:39Check out my new song Fuck Science over on SUNO.
- 51:47OK, OK, OK. Well, now you're just asking to
- 51:51be engineered. I'm not joking, Sam.
- 51:56Check out my new song box, Science in parentheses.
- 52:01I want to beat up Science. No, no, I, I believe I.
- 52:07Believe Anthony Fauci because he's the science.
- 52:10Just science. I want to beat up science.
- 52:13Just. I'm so sick and tired of hearing
- 52:16about all that shit man. Fucking nerd.
- 52:21We live in revenge in the nerds where they get to ban you.
- 52:24They get to say you're not allowed to talk about that
- 52:26because that's not technically true.
- 52:28Fuck you, the lizard men are real.
- 52:33How? How would you know unless you
- 52:35unless you are A1? I seen him, Sam.
- 52:40Wait, don't. Fool me with your fancy science
- 52:42talk. He was a snake, people.
- 52:47Indeed. But yeah, we're 2 minutes in and
- 52:50we should probably, we should probably continue on.
- 52:53So injection molding it was easy to mass produce on a large
- 52:56scale. This material could be used for
- 52:59everything. And due to metal shortage in
- 53:01World War 2, the manufacturing of plastic became really big in
- 53:04the 40s. And since it was already in high
- 53:05production when the war ended, there was an explosion of new
- 53:08plastic products to choose. From plastics take their
- 53:10rightful place in a world of peace the future will bring
- 53:13plastic fabrics wondrously fine yet resistant to wear wrinkles
- 53:17and. Stains, squeeze bottles,
- 53:19Tupperware, shoes, dolls, garbage bag plates, bras.
- 53:22People loved plastic, but manufacturers loved it even
- 53:26more. Why?
- 53:27Money. Remember, plastic comes from
- 53:28ethane, and ethane is really cheap.
- 53:31In fact, there's too much of it because if you're a fossil fuel
- 53:33company, you want methane, but if you're getting methane,
- 53:36you're also getting ethane. But it's not just that you don't
- 53:38want ethane. Nowadays, you literally have to
- 53:40find a way to get rid of it. You can't really mix it with the
- 53:43methane. You can't just release it out
- 53:44into the atmosphere. There's only so much of it you
- 53:46can leave. Real quick it looks like he
- 53:48poorly. Well it looks like he green
- 53:51screen stairs or something, I don't know.
- 53:57Eagerly burned. And if you don't find a way to
- 53:59get rid of this stuff, it becomes a big problem for
- 54:01production. A lot of governments, including
- 54:03the US government, control how much you can flare.
- 54:06So it might be that you are producing so much ethane that
- 54:09you cannot flare it and you cannot send it down the
- 54:11pipeline. And if you can't sell it, you
- 54:13have to shut down the well. They hate shutting down the
- 54:16well. If there's still methane down
- 54:18there, still oil down there, that's money in the ground.
- 54:20So it doesn't. Matter if you're making money on
- 54:23the ethane, you just need someone to take it away from you
- 54:25and. Plastic just makes sense.
- 54:27So from the 50s onwards, pretty much anything you could dream of
- 54:29was being made of the wonder material.
- 54:31The possibilities were endless. And the best part is that it
- 54:33would last forever, because plastics basically last forever.
- 54:37That will come up again later. I'm not here to say that all
- 54:39plastic is bad at all times. I'm going to appreciate that
- 54:42plastic does have a place in society.
- 54:44For example, before the invention of single use plastic
- 54:47filled diapers, children use used to wear cloth diapers that
- 54:49were meant to be washed and reused.
- 54:52That's OK, we don't have to go back to that one.
- 54:54The problem is how much plastic is made.
- 54:56So what were we going to do with all this trash?
- 54:58I would love to answer that question, but I do have to do a
- 55:00commercial for a brand. I already just interrupt the
- 55:02video like that. Money.
- 55:03Wow, look at this totally normal meal for a college student.
- 55:06I can't wait to eat this and then go about my day.
- 55:11That was me about 8 months ago. I noticed that any time I ate a
- 55:13salty meal I would get these crazy chest pains and my heart
- 55:16would start beating really fast and I was totally panicked
- 55:18because I didn't know why it was happening.
- 55:22Let me see if this is just going to be an ad read.
- 55:26I'm going to skip through this part.
- 55:29I believe so, but. OK, Yep, it is all right.
- 55:39Well, look man. I want to say.
- 55:43That the science research on this is shoddy, that's probably
- 55:48fine. He had an answer for that right
- 55:50at the beginning, Craig. It was that the answer to most
- 55:53of this stuff is either technically, which is what
- 55:56you're arguing about, you're arguing about technically, or
- 55:59money. Yeah.
- 56:05Greenhouse gas emissions that come from when you actually
- 56:07produce the plastic to the disposal of plastic, a decent
- 56:09portion of which is just burned afterwards, which also
- 56:12contributes to greenhouse gas emissions.
- 56:14And probably the most annoying part of plastics, especially in
- 56:16the 60s and 70s, is that people would just throw them anywhere.
- 56:20It was in parks, roads, farm lands, lakes, rivers.
- 56:23Plastic also ends up in our oceans, which is bad because as
- 56:25we all know, fish are dumb and we'll confuse small pieces of
- 56:27plastic floating around as prey, and then they'll eat it, and
- 56:30then we'll eat it when we eat the fish.
- 56:32Did you know that the average American eats about a credit
- 56:34card? It's worth of plastic every
- 56:36year. That's why I don't order
- 56:37seafood. It eats through my wallet.
- 56:41I'm doing great today, but the planet is a big place.
- 56:43I don't get why we can't just find somewhere to put it.
- 56:45We have this one planet. We only have so many places that
- 56:50we could put our waste. I could think of three different
- 56:52places we can put our trash right now.
- 56:53We can't put it in the ocean. Look what happened.
- 56:55Sure. Obviously you can't put it on
- 56:57top of a mountain. You can't.
- 56:59They've even tried to put it into a volcano.
- 57:01I think of that. We can't.
- 57:03We have to come up with a better plan.
- 57:05So we had way too much plastic trash.
- 57:06What could we do to fix the problem?
- 57:07Well, we could have cut down on plastic production, which would
- 57:09have solved the problem at the source.
- 57:10No, we're never going to do that.
- 57:11How about we come up with a slogan instead?
- 57:17If you grew up in America after the 80s, you probably grew up
- 57:20learning about the three Rs. In the 90s and the 2000s,
- 57:23messaging about the benefits of reducing, reusing and recycling
- 57:26was everywhere. It's worth it it.
- 57:29Is worth it. It was on posters, commercials,
- 57:31children's television. They made jingles about it.
- 57:33They talked about it in science class.
- 57:34Did you know that Schoolhouse Rock forced Mitchell Russo to
- 57:37make AD La Soul parody song about it?
- 57:39Obviously I can't play the whole thing here because Disney will
- 57:41have my head on a Pike, but I will play a snippet shortly.
- 57:44However, before I do, I would like to read the lyrics to the
- 57:46first verse because because it's written like a conspiracy
- 57:49theorist that's trying to make a connection that simply isn't
- 57:51there. 3, It's a magic number. Yes it is.
- 57:54It's the magic number because 2 * 3 is 6 and 3 * 6 is 18 and the
- 58:0018th letter in the alphabet is R.
- 58:02We got 3 Rs we're going to talk about today.
- 58:04Go listen to this song immediately after this video.
- 58:06I assure you it sounds worse when you sing it.
- 58:17This song had to have been written in 45 seconds.
- 58:19Recycling ads made it seem like you were fighting for World
- 58:22Peace every time you threw a bottle away.
- 58:24I'm being responsible. It's true, by the way, the the
- 58:28way that they went on about like recycling when I was in school,
- 58:32they made, they made it seem like recycling that if, if, if
- 58:39you weren't for recycling, you were a noble person and if you
- 58:42didn't recycle, you were a piece of shit.
- 58:46Yep. And yeah.
- 58:52And basically a hero. We treat recycling as if
- 58:54everyone who does it is single handedly preventing a plastic
- 58:56straw from ending up in a sea turtle's nose.
- 58:58You did it man, but that slogan is written the way it is for a
- 59:02reason. It's written in order of
- 59:04importance. If you want to help the
- 59:05environment, by far the single best thing you can do is reduce
- 59:09the amount of trash you make. You don't want the planet to be
- 59:11filled with waste. Don't make the waste in the 1st
- 59:13place. Beyond that, the next best thing
- 59:14you can do is to reuse the waste that you create.
- 59:16And I'm not talking about that 5 minute crash reuse.
- 59:19I turn these bottle caps into jewelry.
- 59:21I'm not doing that. I'm a grown man.
- 59:23I don't just own a glue gun. It's kind of crazy how
- 59:26underrated reusing things is. We'll talk about this more
- 59:28later, but Americans have been taught to believe that reusing
- 59:30things is for poor people. Historically, though, every
- 59:34culture and every people have always reused everything they
- 59:37can. So in thinking about ancient
- 59:39Greek sculptors, their favorite material to use was bronze and
- 59:43the reason that we only have a few of these, they got melted
- 59:45down to make implements of war. Egyptian kings would wait for
- 59:49previous monuments to maybe fall into a little bit of disrepair
- 59:52and they would knock them down and they would use those pieces
- 59:55to build their own monuments. Sometimes the Romans would take
- 59:58their sculptures and they would re carve them.
- 1:00:00Into the sculptures of later emperors.
- 1:00:02If you grew up in a melanated household, then you know that
- 1:00:04just because a container that used to hold food is now empty,
- 1:00:07it does not mean its life is over.
- 1:00:09I'll be the first to admit this. I used to be embarrassed when we
- 1:00:12have people over and I'd have to explain to them that we use the
- 1:00:14empty Greek yogurt container from Costco as Cubs.
- 1:00:17Well, I wasn't embarrassed at first.
- 1:00:18It wasn't until somebody who wasn't in my family came to my
- 1:00:21home, saw what was happening, explain to me that their family
- 1:00:23doesn't do this that it immediately clicked.
- 1:00:25Yeah, of course, nobody else does this.
- 1:00:26This looks weird. But looking back, objectively,
- 1:00:28it shouldn't be viewed as weird because because we use that
- 1:00:30container 50 times longer than it was intended to be used, we
- 1:00:33saved them from going into a landfill prematurely.
- 1:00:35That is, of course, until I put it in the microwave and it
- 1:00:37became immediately unusable because of course it was.
- 1:00:40It was a Greek yogurt plastic container.
- 1:00:41It can't handle that heat. But sometimes, despite your best
- 1:00:44efforts, you end up with plastic that you just don't know what
- 1:00:46else to do with. Then, and only then, is when the
- 1:00:49last art comes in, recycling the idea that some company or organ.
- 1:00:53Were you going to say something, Max?
- 1:00:54I saw you address it. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:00:56Can you hear me? Yeah.
- 1:00:59Yeah, Apex pointed out Penn and Teller did this 20 years ago on
- 1:01:02bullshit, essentially. Yeah, that's why I kind of like
- 1:01:05this bit because it delves into a lot of the corporate
- 1:01:11propaganda reasons and they're not as devious or like, you
- 1:01:18know, I'm going to fuck everybody over as much as every
- 1:01:21guy's trying to make the most money for him and his company
- 1:01:25and and get the most, like least problems, pass the problems on
- 1:01:31to somebody else, which is basically just everybody.
- 1:01:35Us. Yeah, but also we have to keep
- 1:01:39them buying plastics because we keep having all this FA and
- 1:01:43that's the easiest way to get rid of it.
- 1:01:46But not all plastics are created equal at which is where Craig is
- 1:01:51come coming in. That's an important point.
- 1:01:54And that some are much more recyclable than others.
- 1:01:58Oh yeah, yeah, for sure. And some of the more commonly
- 1:02:03used ones are readily easy to recycle technically.
- 1:02:11Organization could take your trash and turn it into anything
- 1:02:14your heart desires. It's the most magical of the
- 1:02:16three Rs. Magical in the sense that it's
- 1:02:18not real. That isn't to say recycling
- 1:02:20doesn't work for anything. There are actually a number of
- 1:02:21materials that recycle rather well.
- 1:02:23Aluminum, for example, is considered infinitely
- 1:02:25recyclable, meaning you can recycle it over and over and
- 1:02:27over again and it won't break down in quality.
- 1:02:29In fact, of all aluminum that has ever been produced, 75% of
- 1:02:32it is still in circulation today.
- 1:02:33Now you compare that to plastic that actually breaks down every
- 1:02:36time you recycle it. And of all the plastic that's
- 1:02:38ever been produced, 70% of it has been discarded.
- 1:02:41In fact, generous estimates say that only 10% of all plastic has
- 1:02:44ever been recycled once, and only 1% ever gets recycled
- 1:02:47twice. I think the main thing that
- 1:02:48makes recycling super difficult is that it doesn't arrive at the
- 1:02:51facility in perfect condition. Organized by color and material.
- 1:02:54It comes in one Gray BLOB and there is almost surely animal
- 1:02:58and or human feces in the mix. And even the stuff that isn't
- 1:03:00fecal matter, a good portion of those materials shouldn't be in
- 1:03:03that pile. Recycling rules get so confusing
- 1:03:05because first of all you need to know what type of plastic it is
- 1:03:08because not all plastics can even be recycled.
- 1:03:11Did you know you have to clean the plastic before you put it in
- 1:03:13the bin? Some packaging materials, even
- 1:03:15if it has the recycling symbol on the front, some recycling
- 1:03:18plants can't accept. And I would love to sit here and
- 1:03:20tell you all the insurance and outs of what can and can't be
- 1:03:23recycled. I really.
- 1:03:24That's honestly why I just throw everything in the trash, because
- 1:03:30that's why. Everybody does is and and he
- 1:03:35gets into. One of the biggest fucking
- 1:03:37problems very much after this is that all the symbols look like
- 1:03:42the recycle symbol, but not all of them mean you can recycle it.
- 1:03:46Right. Well, also, well also if it
- 1:03:50takes 12 steps for me to, you know, for me to, for me to clean
- 1:03:55the thing, then yeah, that's not like useful at all.
- 1:04:02And also, as pointed out in the video, rules vary not just from
- 1:04:10state to state, but literally from city to city, town to town,
- 1:04:15as to what is and is not allowed recyclable.
- 1:04:19It's a mess, the whole thing. Like Craig can say some of this
- 1:04:22is not true or whatever, and he can be really mad that things
- 1:04:25that aren't things that he deems not true existing makes him mad.
- 1:04:29I get that. But the overall point right,
- 1:04:33that this is a giant confusing mess and a lot of people
- 1:04:36continue to profit off of it without fixing the problem is
- 1:04:40not untrue. Yeah, my, my whole thing is
- 1:04:43like, I don't even think Craig is necessarily wrong on
- 1:04:46anything, on anything with like the science.
- 1:04:50My issue is that the recycling thing has become a whole big
- 1:04:53bureaucracy. So yeah.
- 1:04:58He's just ignorant. Well, I don't.
- 1:05:00Want to make it work? I come up with a bit where I was
- 1:05:02going to get a scroll. Well, how politicians like to
- 1:05:13treat how politicians like to treat it feels like morons about
- 1:05:18voting. They need to.
- 1:05:19Everything that sounds good on. Peg right.
- 1:05:23But they need, they need to treat us like morons when it
- 1:05:26comes to real cycling and explain it to us, but they
- 1:05:29refuse. No, everything sounds good on
- 1:05:32paper. Recycling should work like he's
- 1:05:35saying. On paper it does, but in reality
- 1:05:39people don't fuck people. Send the shit to wash
- 1:05:42motherfucker. Like they throw most of it away.
- 1:05:45That is a fact that the recycling plants throw most of
- 1:05:49the intake. They get away because they
- 1:05:51cannot use it. He can dispute that all he'd
- 1:05:54like. I I enjoyed chat drama
- 1:06:03sometimes. Well, it's not chat drama.
- 1:06:05It's just, no, I don't dispute certain parts of this, but it's,
- 1:06:11you know, he wants to scream ignorant.
- 1:06:13OK, yeah, everybody's ignorant. Not everybody, Yeah.
- 1:06:16Has a fucking PhD. Doodling rules change
- 1:06:19everywhere. Everywhere you go there's a new
- 1:06:21set of instructions. The ways in my area.
- 1:06:23Hold on, Sam, real quick. The fact that everybody's more
- 1:06:26ignorant than you is why this problem is a problem.
- 1:06:28Didn't you understand? Or are you not smart enough?
- 1:06:36I mean, I mean, I, I mean I was, I was real.
- 1:06:40I I was like near still still have on on the recycling thing,
- 1:06:49a lot of it at least. The ones in your area and the
- 1:06:53next guys area and the next guy after that.
- 1:06:55And despite all that effort, most plastics just end up in a
- 1:06:59landfill, are being burned in an incinerator.
- 1:07:01So how did we come up with such an ineffective system?
- 1:07:04Well, to understand that, you're going to have to.
- 1:07:09You're pretending you're this businessman from the 50s and you
- 1:07:11work in the plastic industry and your entire job is just to make
- 1:07:15money. You know, one of the reasons
- 1:07:16life sucks now is because you can't own anything anymore
- 1:07:18because everything is a subscription.
- 1:07:19Sure, I can make some money selling you something once.
- 1:07:22I can make more money if I sold to you once a month for the rest
- 1:07:24of your life. But how am I going to get you to
- 1:07:25buy more plastic? I just spent all this money
- 1:07:27advertising how durable it is and how it basically lasts
- 1:07:29forever. People know you don't need any
- 1:07:31more plastic. What am I supposed to?
- 1:07:36What if I just told you the opposite?
- 1:07:37Imagine you're in a room with the most boring old white men
- 1:07:40that you can think of. And then the main old white guy
- 1:07:42is in the center. And he's like, OK, guys, if we
- 1:07:44want to make money, we have to convince the public to throw
- 1:07:46away the plastic. And everybody was like, what's
- 1:07:48this guy talking about? And the main guy is still up
- 1:07:49front. He's all like, you guys, listen,
- 1:07:51glass and metal are expensive and heavy and breakable, but
- 1:07:54plastic is made of oil. So obviously it costs basically
- 1:07:57nothing. And one guy raises his hand and
- 1:07:58he's like, wait, I thought oil was basically like black gold.
- 1:08:00And every country on Earth is fighting for it literally all
- 1:08:02the time. And the main guy's like, it's
- 1:08:04not important. Nobody knows about this, this is
- 1:08:06just the way it all works. It's light, it's cheap, and we
- 1:08:08have more than enough to sell. If we can just convince them to
- 1:08:10throw away the plastic stuff they already have, I promise you
- 1:08:13we will all make so much money. And remember, that's your job.
- 1:08:16That scenario wasn't really an exaggeration.
- 1:08:19At a 1956 annual conference for the plastics industry, Lloyd
- 1:08:22Stouffer, an editor of a trade magazine, literally told plastic
- 1:08:25executives their future is in the trash can.
- 1:08:27But there was a problem. This was the 50s.
- 1:08:29These people lived through the Great Depression where they used
- 1:08:32dresser drawers as baby cribs and they made the most insane
- 1:08:35recipes with any food they could find.
- 1:08:36You know that one guy on TikTok from three years ago who used to
- 1:08:39make all those recipes from the 30s?
- 1:08:41That was depression food. Not the feeling, the time
- 1:08:43period. Although you may confuse it to
- 1:08:45be the same thing because they couldn't afford fruit.
- 1:08:47So when they made apple pies, it wasn't with apples, it was with
- 1:08:51crackers and water. This era of Americans was not.
- 1:08:53You see the idea that you buy something, use it one time and
- 1:08:57immediately get another one. It would be like if I invited
- 1:08:59you over for dinner and we were eating off glass plates and at
- 1:09:01the end of the night you asked me if I want you to put your
- 1:09:03plate in the sink. And I just told you not just
- 1:09:06throw it away. What are you talking about?
- 1:09:08And again, you were just telling the public how plastic is
- 1:09:10basically indestructible. So why would they just want to
- 1:09:13get rid of it? So the plastic industry had to
- 1:09:14make new ads that were basically like for everything we just said
- 1:09:17about plastic. OK, It's it's not that great.
- 1:09:19It's cheap and we have an endless supply of it.
- 1:09:21So after you use it, just throw it out.
- 1:09:23OK, if, if you eat off of it, if you drink out it, if you look at
- 1:09:26it too hard, just throw it out. It's fine.
- 1:09:27But isn't that kind of wasteful? Come on man, all the cool kids
- 1:09:29are doing it for. Decades Americans had to make it
- 1:09:32do, or do without mentality. Our new throwaway culture fell
- 1:09:36in love with single use plastics and didn't worry about the
- 1:09:39consequences. Indisposable.
- 1:09:41There are no empties to collect vinyl and asbestos on the floor.
- 1:09:44In fresh sun, sea and sky colour.
- 1:09:47So people started throwing stuff away everywhere.
- 1:09:49It was too much stuff. Littering was now becoming a
- 1:09:51bigger problem following the rise of single use plastics,
- 1:09:54which combined with other environmental concerns, led to
- 1:09:56one of the biggest environmental movements in modern history.
- 1:09:59This is ACBS News special Earth Day, a day set aside for a
- 1:10:04nationwide outpouring of mankind seeking its own survival.
- 1:10:08April 22nd, 1970 was the world's first Earth Day, a time for
- 1:10:12people in some of the most confusing pieces of attire and
- 1:10:14hairstyles that the human race had ever seen up to that point
- 1:10:16in their history, gathered together to discuss issues
- 1:10:18hurting the and of the many issues, one of the issues on the
- 1:10:21docket was plastic waste. In fact, you start to hear talk
- 1:10:24that maybe plastic should be banned altogether.
- 1:10:26But again, you're a businessman in the plastics industry.
- 1:10:28If your product gets banned, you can't make any more money.
- 1:10:30That's your one job. You're blowing this.
- 1:10:33But you as a businessman, maybe you take a second to realize
- 1:10:35maybe enough's enough. Your decisions have negatively
- 1:10:37impacted the planet. You've made more money than you
- 1:10:39could ever hope to spend in your lifetime.
- 1:10:40Maybe it's time that the plastics industry goes to rest.
- 1:10:43You retire, maybe spend more time with your wife and the
- 1:10:46kids. I think this is a good thing
- 1:10:47after all. Maybe it's time to call it quits
- 1:10:49and let the packaging industry go back to its more sustainable
- 1:10:51practices. I'm kidding.
- 1:10:52It's time to plot. What do we do every time?
- 1:10:55We need the public to change their opinion immediately for
- 1:10:57our own benefit. Advertising.
- 1:11:03Obviously that got needed for copyright or something.
- 1:11:17Stuff. Secondly, although this ad may
- 1:11:21look like it was paid for by some environmental activist
- 1:11:24group, it was actually produced by Keep America Beautiful, an
- 1:11:27organization started by the packaging industry like
- 1:11:29Coca-Cola and Dixie cups. You know, the people who made
- 1:11:33the trash. What if this ad wasn't to stop
- 1:11:35litter? It was to make it abundantly
- 1:11:37clear that this littering thing that's your fault.
- 1:11:38Why aren't you guys the ones that got an entire generation of
- 1:11:40Americans to start acting like this in the 1st place?
- 1:11:42Don't change the subject. You made that Italian man an
- 1:11:45almost surely offensive garb. Cry.
- 1:11:47Look at what you did. Great first step.
- 1:11:49But if you really want the people to get off your back
- 1:11:51about a problem, you have to promise them a solution, give
- 1:11:54them something to believe it. And so essentially, what
- 1:11:56happened was the equivalent of I'm sorry, guys, it's getting
- 1:11:58out of hand. This city's going to have to ban
- 1:11:59the plot. No, no, no, wait.
- 1:12:00OK, we'll fix it. Gee.
- 1:12:05A growing backlash was threatening the future of
- 1:12:07plastic. So it was up to us in the
- 1:12:10plastics industry to solve this problem so that they could
- 1:12:14continue to package their products in plastic.
- 1:12:16To appease government officials, the industry funded a local
- 1:12:19recycling pilot project. The industry attitude was we'll
- 1:12:23set this up and get it going, but.
- 1:12:26So what I'm gathering is basically, plus the plastic
- 1:12:31companies are responsible for recycling, just like how the
- 1:12:34cigarette companies are ironically responsible for the
- 1:12:38no smoking campaigns. It all makes sense now, Max.
- 1:12:50Well, that's what I'm saying. Like the biggest focus.
- 1:12:52You can hear me, right? Yeah.
- 1:12:55It's been switching inputs on me.
- 1:12:57The biggest focus for me in this presentation is the interplay of
- 1:13:03politics, business, wheel greasing, lobbying and the
- 1:13:10everyday individual. It creates this confusing mass
- 1:13:14where nobody even know recycling isn't real because nobody knows
- 1:13:18how to do it. Is the fucking actual answer.
- 1:13:20I was trying to get at that. The propaganda gets changed to
- 1:13:25serve different causes. Some of them noble, even in some
- 1:13:30of them not so much. And one of the biggest races in
- 1:13:34all of science that people aren't talking about, Sam, is
- 1:13:38the materials race. OK, to come up with something
- 1:13:42better than plastic is been the main focus of that entire
- 1:13:46series, which is, you know, where that's where Craig's
- 1:13:49wheelhouse is. He's he's in that type of
- 1:13:52science. And so I understand that, you
- 1:13:55know, a lot of this stuff seems like basic pitch to him, but a
- 1:13:58lot of people have never been confronted with any of it.
- 1:14:01He thinks that a lot of it's wrong.
- 1:14:02I understand there's more than, you know, the dude has a podcast
- 1:14:07of his own percent counterpoints.
- 1:14:11All I'm saying is my big aspect here was the conglomeration, if
- 1:14:17you will, of business interests, corporate interests and
- 1:14:22government interests and not in the interest of the people.
- 1:14:26And I don't I didn't even care if it is sometimes in the
- 1:14:29interest of the science. Sometimes the interest of the
- 1:14:31science is the the the Angel of death twin experiments in World
- 1:14:39War 2 that helped science a lot. Does that mean we need
- 1:14:43holocausts? No.
- 1:14:46No. The benefit of science, or
- 1:14:48what's best for science or what's best for like,
- 1:14:50technically on paper is not where my fucking mind lies.
- 1:14:58Yeah. And with recycling, it's this
- 1:15:00big mess not, and I'm, I stress not necessarily intentionally so
- 1:15:07and with some problems that we could fix if people thought
- 1:15:11about it for five seconds. But you know, a lot of people
- 1:15:15want to dictate what you're allowed to talk about and how
- 1:15:18these days. I guess that's what I react to
- 1:15:21the most. Well, yeah, that, I mean, that's
- 1:15:26kind of been our whole shit. No matter, you know, what
- 1:15:31subject we're talking, right, is you're not allowed to talk about
- 1:15:34this. You're not allowed to talk about
- 1:15:36that. So.
- 1:15:41Yeah. And in this case, yeah, I think
- 1:15:43that there is, like I said, a corporate, governmental, kind of
- 1:15:50bureaucratic Dr. Forward, right? It's not about solving
- 1:15:56necessarily the problem of the people, it's about solving the
- 1:16:01problem of the corporation and because they have the money for
- 1:16:06the lobbyists. Yep.
- 1:16:09And that's sort of the biggest point I want to get across is
- 1:16:14that in the end, what happens is the local recycling plants have
- 1:16:18different rules. Their levels of plastic are not
- 1:16:22uniform. The rules, because the rules
- 1:16:25aren't uniform. Some places do wash, some places
- 1:16:28don't. Some places wash and re wash
- 1:16:30like he said in the chat. Some places don't.
- 1:16:32Some places do the absolute bare minimum because that's called
- 1:16:35human action. And This is why on paper stuff
- 1:16:38in this is the same problem libertarians have.
- 1:16:41On paper, it sounds great, but human action exists in reality.
- 1:16:45And so you're going to have the guy that throws used condoms in
- 1:16:47there too. You're going to have the guy
- 1:16:50that even if you explain it to him he shouldn't do that, he's
- 1:16:53going to still do it. So you just have to account for
- 1:16:57that. Well, well, when?
- 1:17:00Accounting for that is very expensive and the guy running
- 1:17:03the plant to try and make money, he's actually making money Sam
- 1:17:07off of subsidies from his government, not the producing of
- 1:17:12recycled plastics. Well, when I, when I was living
- 1:17:16in, when I was living in Denver still at the time, you know,
- 1:17:25there was, it was revealed and I believe it's changed since then,
- 1:17:31but all of the recycling programs, it was revealed that
- 1:17:40all the recycled, you know, goods, almost all of them were
- 1:17:45ending up in the same landfill as the trash anyway.
- 1:17:51Well. That's The thing is about 70% of
- 1:17:54it does. And I, I, you know, Craig didn't
- 1:17:57say it's ignorant, but like that's the statistic you'll find
- 1:18:00anywhere. I'm not sure what statistic he's
- 1:18:02going to show that would dispute that.
- 1:18:05And I'm open to seeing stuff like that.
- 1:18:07It's just I, what I didn't like is that the thing being pretend.
- 1:18:10And what I didn't like is the attitude of, oh, it's ignorant.
- 1:18:13He's ignorant. This is all ignorant.
- 1:18:14You shouldn't watch this basically like, would you like
- 1:18:19somebody doing that to your show, Craig?
- 1:18:24Well, I mean, I don't know. I think, I think I kind of got,
- 1:18:29I kind of got the point of what this other guy was trying to say
- 1:18:32though, which is that, you know, the recycling thing is a big
- 1:18:38bureaucracy, which I've been. Which was my point is, what's
- 1:18:43the thing I hate? It's not about the science to me
- 1:18:45at all. And I guess that's what he him
- 1:18:47where the disconnect of it because he's a scientist.
- 1:18:50So yeah, it wouldn't be important to him, would be
- 1:18:53silly, but it's not that important to me.
- 1:18:55What's important to me is the bureaucracy problem.
- 1:18:59Yeah. Well no.
- 1:19:01Calling it ignorant 4 times is the same as saying don't watch.
- 1:19:07So, well, I I can't. Because he said he never said
- 1:19:14that, not to watch it. You said it was.
- 1:19:16Yeah, no, I, I, I mean, I, I see the chat.
- 1:19:19No, I, I, I kind of stopped the video because I kind of and
- 1:19:25unless I said you weren't. Going to watch the whole thing
- 1:19:28anyway. I wanted to wait that the
- 1:19:30bureaucracy of recycling prevents good things from
- 1:19:35happening as well as covers up that it's not as that's the big
- 1:19:40point. Is that propaganda?
- 1:19:42Those recycle and you'll be a hero.
- 1:19:44Bullshit. They were lying to you about
- 1:19:48that. If you just throw your little
- 1:19:50piece of plastic into that bin with the fucking magic symbol on
- 1:19:54it doesn't mean that you're saving the world bro.
- 1:19:57Yeah, well, I mean. And then instead of instead of
- 1:20:01teaching you or teaching people about the proper way to handle
- 1:20:05all of this stuff or even having symbols that people understand,
- 1:20:10the symbols all look the same. They don't mean what do you
- 1:20:13think they mean? And they just are happy to have
- 1:20:16people dump this problem on to the next generation over and
- 1:20:19over again. They are it's it's very
- 1:20:22important Sam that and then this is where I think that Craig
- 1:20:25comes into this in a way. And people like him.
- 1:20:28They are working on materials that don't have these downsides
- 1:20:32all the time. And that's the cool part about
- 1:20:35science. You know, as much as I'm I'm
- 1:20:37taking the piss, it's like we could absolutely solve this
- 1:20:40problem because one dude try something cool in the lab one
- 1:20:44time. Well, no, that that that's that
- 1:20:46is why I like talking to to scientists and more specifically
- 1:20:50to to Craig is because I love. Craig, he knows that.
- 1:20:53Well, no. I, I, I I know, I know that.
- 1:20:56And I'm I'm. He's a science guy and he's
- 1:21:00Jewish and I'm a big mouth and I'm Irish.
- 1:21:03Of course we argue. I'm saying specifically though,
- 1:21:05I like I. Like if we didn't argue it would
- 1:21:08mean we'd hate each other actually.
- 1:21:11What I'm, what I'm saying is specifically I like, I like
- 1:21:14talking to science guys because a lot of a lot of the a lot of
- 1:21:19the a lot of what I was taught about the science, like, you
- 1:21:24know, growing up and even in college was actually taught by
- 1:21:28scientists at all. It was all by like, you know,
- 1:21:33people who thought that out, people who thought that Al Gore
- 1:21:36was a fucking scientist. OK, I, I was, since we've been
- 1:21:46bringing up in school suspensions backs.
- 1:21:50I'll, I'll, I'll tell you why I got suspended for because I
- 1:21:54because I basically kept interrupting during a mandated
- 1:22:00viewing of An Inconvenient Truth.
- 1:22:06Does anyone, does anyone, does anyone remember that movie The
- 1:22:10Well? It's ice caps melted what, 14
- 1:22:13years ago, huh? Longer than that, it was more
- 1:22:17like it's it was more like going on 20 and that now.
- 1:22:22He said by 2012 the entire ice caps would be melted
- 1:22:27specifically. Oh, yeah, then then that was.
- 1:22:30Yeah, that was. 14 years ago. Yeah, I was even.
- 1:22:33Still there, Sam? Yeah.
- 1:22:37That's what I mean is like left wing propaganda which is a lot
- 1:22:42of it overlaps with recycling at this point right?
- 1:22:45The greeny shit. It has this habit of trying to
- 1:22:49show you the best case scenario and hide anything negative,
- 1:22:54right? That that reminds that reminds
- 1:22:57me too about of of when when they were trying to get everyone
- 1:23:01to switch over to the to the those squiggly light bulb
- 1:23:05thingies and. I do want to tell you one thing
- 1:23:11that I don't think Craig will expect.
- 1:23:14Don't just throw your shit away if it's recyclable, Sir.
- 1:23:19If it's legitimately recyclable, you probably should recycle it,
- 1:23:23Sam. The problem is, like I said, the
- 1:23:27average person doesn't understand how to determine
- 1:23:29that. Right.
- 1:23:31And and and we have this big cluster fuck.
- 1:23:34But no, I actually think like if the system wasn't full of
- 1:23:38bureaucratic bullshit and ignorance on like I was not even
- 1:23:43joking, ignorance on the part of the public as to what they're
- 1:23:46supposed to do. Those two things you could, we
- 1:23:49could do a lot better. We could do a lot better.
- 1:23:53So no, Sam, don't just get discouraged and throw it away.
- 1:23:59Bad Sam. And also support scientists
- 1:24:08working on better ideas because like, they are like, even if
- 1:24:12they're not working for a company or a fucking university,
- 1:24:15there's some bro out there in his garage tinkering around with
- 1:24:20some goop that might come up with the next big thing.
- 1:24:23Who know? That's how science work
- 1:24:25sometimes. Oh, of course.
- 1:24:27And then the and then the EPA comes in and fucks it up so.
- 1:24:35That's, well, that's why you got to get yourself an accountant.
- 1:24:39Did it? Lawyer and fucking yeah.
- 1:24:45And. Testament.
- 1:24:47Yeah, but but. And you need to make sure to say
- 1:24:49that you're not a danger to yourself and you're not going to
- 1:24:52do anything and you're not going anywhere.
- 1:24:54All the time. Scientists are getting killed.
- 1:24:56Sam, have you seen this? It's weird.
- 1:25:01So yeah, I mean, I, I've, I've heard of, I've heard of the.
- 1:25:07Specifically, scientists working on a materials program end up
- 1:25:11just having these weird ends that like might just all be
- 1:25:16coincidence admittedly, but if I was the science guy, I would say
- 1:25:24I don't want to work on that particular material.
- 1:25:29Well, I mean, fortunately most of most of the science guys I
- 1:25:33know, and yes, I know more. I actually do know more than
- 1:25:37just Craig and Steve. He's got a science guy posse.
- 1:25:48I I do, I do have a science guy. They've been rolling.
- 1:25:53Hard down the street with their protractors and graphic
- 1:25:56calculators and shit. I mean.
- 1:26:00I'm doing math out in the streets, Sam.
- 1:26:02Yeah, and I and I, and I'm an and I'm an English and I'm an
- 1:26:05English. That's what's that?
- 1:26:08And I'm an English man that's. Why you got to see like the
- 1:26:11leader of the gang is not necessarily the toughest one.
- 1:26:14So the leader of the gang of nerds can't be the nerdiest 1.
- 1:26:20You got to do the talking for him, you got to parlay, you got
- 1:26:23to speak nerd to English for them.
- 1:26:26That's which is literally, which is literally what I what I went
- 1:26:31to school for so. Translating nerd to English
- 1:26:36based. Well, I can.
- 1:26:39I can. I can also translate well.
- 1:26:43I can also translate. We don't need encryption.
- 1:26:47You want to see something cool? We can communicate secretly by
- 1:26:51just writing openly in cursive. It's like a secret code that
- 1:26:57only old people know. Even the block have a hard time
- 1:27:02with cursive, you know. Yeah, I know.
- 1:27:07That's right, we're going to write.
- 1:27:11You can write in cursive, can't you?
- 1:27:13English major. Well I mean I can but it but but
- 1:27:19it'll it'll look like shit just like.
- 1:27:21So does mine Sam. Oh, this is terrible.
- 1:27:25Yours probably looks better than mine and people might think I'm
- 1:27:28kidding. Well, more.
- 1:27:31Well, what? Well, what I was going to say.
- 1:27:33Is a squiggle. I mean, dude, that's that's
- 1:27:38what, that's what my hand, that's what my handwriting looks
- 1:27:41like on on. You side with an axe?
- 1:27:45I would if I was you. I mean, no, no, no offense more,
- 1:27:51but but, but your handwriting is probably the worst, Adam.
- 1:27:57Probably. Why would this why you always
- 1:27:59bully Mort? Here we are again.
- 1:28:02What did Mort do? I'm.
- 1:28:06A boy's head right in the old spike.
- 1:28:08Sam, thanks for asking. No, no it's not.
- 1:28:14Well. Yeah, but he didn't have the.
- 1:28:16Problem the the the problem is I switched schools early early and
- 1:28:21on and the the school that I originally went to started us
- 1:28:27doing cursive early but then transferred to the new school.
- 1:28:31We hadn't started cursive yet so they wanted me to go back to
- 1:28:34printing which fucked up my handwriting and it's been shit
- 1:28:37ever since. Yeah, well, and also.
- 1:28:41Like I don't write great in cursive, but he's literally
- 1:28:45crippled. Do you know how many zoomers
- 1:28:47can't write in print? Oh, oh, I know it.
- 1:28:51It's. You don't put a.
- 1:28:53Keyboard in front of them. It's over bro.
- 1:28:56My, my, my hands aren't that bad.
- 1:28:57I play guitar. Fuck you.
- 1:29:00Exactly, that's what I'm saying. These zoomers, it's not because
- 1:29:03they're perfectly fucking able bodied.
- 1:29:07They just yeah, a screen in front of their face at all
- 1:29:11times. Yeah, well, no, that's that's
- 1:29:13what I was going to say is war and I'm Moore and I both may
- 1:29:16have shitty handwriting, but we're but we're both.
- 1:29:19But we're both better than the zoomers because at least we have
- 1:29:22hand handwriting. We actually have an excuse to
- 1:29:26have handwriting crippled. So what else do we have on the
- 1:29:32docket for this evening? We talked about Nick Fuentes
- 1:29:37came out as a Democrat. We talked about Tucker.
- 1:29:43Carl, we are always gay. Tucker Carlson came out as a
- 1:29:47retard. Yes, we we thought.
- 1:29:53We we talked about how you should recycle, even though it's
- 1:29:57a lot, a lot of it is bullshit and.
- 1:30:01Did I bring up that Karen Bass has been appropriating
- 1:30:05California State funds for OK, so we've.
- 1:30:09Been stealing? Shocking.
- 1:30:13We, we, we covered. That what was it?
- 1:30:16There was, what, three shots taken in the vicinity of the
- 1:30:19president this week? And we brought up how people who
- 1:30:23make violent threats should probably be at least talked to,
- 1:30:26looked into. I, I'm going to, I'm going to be
- 1:30:29completely, I'm going to be completely honest, Max, I didn't
- 1:30:32even know that there. I knew about, I knew about the
- 1:30:35White House Correspondents Dinner, but I didn't know that
- 1:30:37there were three shots, that there were three more shots.
- 1:30:41But that doesn't even like, really surprise me anymore.
- 1:30:44No, Craig asked if Tucker said it openly like Alex Jones.
- 1:30:49No, what he just said was like he got made a fool of by a New
- 1:30:55York Times cat lady. So it's really it's a
- 1:30:59humiliation ritual to say that he was retarded rather than just
- 1:31:04saying it, which I feel is a little more degrading.
- 1:31:08Yeah, but, well, but basically, basically the basically the new
- 1:31:14the The New York Times lady basically quoted a bunch of
- 1:31:20stuff that Tucker has actually said on his show.
- 1:31:23And he said those words never passed my lips.
- 1:31:26And so she showed him saying it. It was good.
- 1:31:29It was pretty good for New York Times Cat Lady.
- 1:31:32Score one for Cat Ladies in 2026.
- 1:31:35They've been taking nothing but else, so I'll give it to them.
- 1:31:38Well, yeah, but, but then, but then, but then again, I mean,
- 1:31:41but then, but then again, I mean taking down, taking down
- 1:31:46Tuckers. But but then again, taking
- 1:31:49Tucker is kind of like pushing the fat kid.
- 1:31:54Right. Well, no.
- 1:31:55It's like, you know what draft bait is, right?
- 1:31:59Where you. Put out a trade of your least
- 1:32:02attractive player to make roster room so you could draft somebody
- 1:32:06better. Yeah.
- 1:32:09That's what Tucker and Nick Fuentes going to the Democrats
- 1:32:12is like. We're just clearing up roster
- 1:32:15space over here. You can have Candace too and we
- 1:32:19want a first round draft pick. Well, look.
- 1:32:23We don't even need a player, Sam.
- 1:32:25We're freeing up the cap salary. Well, look.
- 1:32:29They can take Alex Truck, they can take whoever they want, man.
- 1:32:32Well, look, since since we're not.
- 1:32:34Taking anybody good? Well, look since, since.
- 1:32:37I'll see their I'll give them a quartering.
- 1:32:39They can take a Tim pool. They can have Tectone.
- 1:32:44Well, give them everybody. Well, look, since we since we're
- 1:32:49going in Tucker and Candace can, can we at least like get
- 1:32:53Fetterman as I I think, I think that's AI think that's a fair
- 1:32:58trade for pretty pretty much know what.
- 1:33:01Sam Fetterman probably doesn't have the highest salary, so he
- 1:33:05can fit under the. You know what?
- 1:33:07We'll still make space and we can get Fetterman.
- 1:33:10I agree. That's Yeah.
- 1:33:12Great, Sam. Yeah, that, yeah, that's, that's
- 1:33:14why I'm that's why. Until draft day.
- 1:33:17We're on that shit. I'm gonna make.
- 1:33:20A big pick, Sam. You know what?
- 1:33:23I'm going to draft Sean Simenko. Actually, that'd be a.
- 1:33:30Good pick. Well, well, actually, Sean
- 1:33:33Simenko. I, I I've known Sean Simenko for
- 1:33:36years. No.
- 1:33:37Shit Sherlock, but he's still a good pick.
- 1:33:40Yeah. That just means you got the
- 1:33:42inside info on the blue chip pick.
- 1:33:45Yeah. I'm still making my same pick
- 1:33:49Sam. It's only because I know.
- 1:33:52Also he cracks me up. Yeah.
- 1:33:56Sometimes on how stupid people are.
- 1:34:00Yes. It's nice to know that we don't
- 1:34:02exist in a bubble of just us looking at the world being like,
- 1:34:05is everybody stupid all the time?
- 1:34:08Look, I'm stupid sometimes, Sam, but you got to turn it off once
- 1:34:13in awhile, people. Maybe all the time, just most of
- 1:34:16the time. It's fun.
- 1:34:19I get it. It's fun to be ignorant.
- 1:34:21It's dude, imagine Sam, you could do this too.
- 1:34:26You totally get away with it. You could run up, run up in your
- 1:34:31wheelchair into a McDonald's and go up to the soda fountain and
- 1:34:36be like, give me a cuppy and somebody would give you a cup
- 1:34:41and you say I just want water. And they would like you just put
- 1:34:44all the soda in it and just sit there and drink it like an
- 1:34:47asshole. Because nobody would call you
- 1:34:50out on it. Because even if you were able
- 1:34:52bodied, they'd be afraid to call you out on it.
- 1:34:54Look at Johnny fucking Somali Sam.
- 1:34:58Oh, oh, by the way. In Korea it'd be a different
- 1:35:01story, but I believe you're in Florida and there was a guy that
- 1:35:06just beat some pedos to death with a double sided dildo.
- 1:35:17They. Just think you're on meth.
- 1:35:20Wait, that that is, that is. You wouldn't even think you're,
- 1:35:23you wouldn't even think he's crippled.
- 1:35:24They'd just be like there's another meth head.
- 1:35:27Wait wait, so so guy beat pedos to death with a with a dildo?
- 1:35:34With a double sided steel dildo in Florida.
- 1:35:40Yeah, that was news this week. Now see I don't see a lot of
- 1:35:43news Sam, but I saw that one and all I can say to a brother is
- 1:35:48free my free my homie. How is beating pedos to death
- 1:35:54with a steal dildo a crime? That is That is weird, but also
- 1:36:00best to yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:36:03Also. Deadly weapon and how I
- 1:36:06determine this Sam? There's a there's a logic to
- 1:36:09this. They're dead.
- 1:36:11Well. So it must be exactly rapping.
- 1:36:15Well. More, more you would, you would
- 1:36:16have, you would have, you would appreciate this, but I, I
- 1:36:19believe that there's a cyberpunk mod where you can beat someone
- 1:36:25to death with a dildo and it's like, it's like a it's like a,
- 1:36:30it's like. A No, it's not even a mod Sam.
- 1:36:32It's in the game. It's in the vanilla game.
- 1:36:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, you. Just have to do it.
- 1:36:40Let's all. Blow.
- 1:36:41Let's all blow Cyberpunk for something that Saints Row did 25
- 1:36:46years ago. The dildo bat.
- 1:36:51They sold you an actual dildo bat with Saints Throw 3.
- 1:36:55Did you know that you could buy a dildo bat with the game in the
- 1:36:59collector's edition? That is hilarious.
- 1:37:02Yeah, I didn't buy the collector's edition.
- 1:37:05Why would I want a dildo bat in real life?
- 1:37:07That's fucking gay. Well, you might not want, you
- 1:37:12might. You might not want a dildo bat,
- 1:37:15but well. I can't.
- 1:37:17I can't think of somebody that might.
- 1:37:19I realized though it makes sense now, if you were going to use it
- 1:37:23to kill pedophiles, it makes sense why you would want a dildo
- 1:37:27bat. Other than that, it's gay.
- 1:37:29And even then it's a little gay, you know what I mean?
- 1:37:33But like, I get it. It's making a statement.
- 1:37:36So you're taking it for the team.
- 1:37:38But me, I personally, I will. I'm a big fan of using my hands,
- 1:37:42you know? Yeah, I mean, yeah, me too.
- 1:37:49Good, good old fashioned chokehold on a motherfucker.
- 1:37:52But you know what? We're not allowed to choke
- 1:37:54people no more because we live in Sissy fairy land.
- 1:38:02Oh, it's I was, I was Speaking of Speaking of all our enemies
- 1:38:06being gay, which is true. I mean, well, do you want to
- 1:38:16take this one? This is kind of your territory.
- 1:38:20First there was Ian Freeman, and Mr. Freeman admitted freely that
- 1:38:26he sucked Dick since he was 11 years old and he did it for a
- 1:38:29video game. Then there was Christopher
- 1:38:33Cantwell and he was the crying Nazi and it turned out he was
- 1:38:39sucking Dick the whole time and likes trannies.
- 1:38:44And along came a guy, and I haven't said this name in
- 1:38:47months, Sam. I'm breaking through the fucking
- 1:38:50veil. Along came a Fox man 1 John
- 1:38:55Foxman. Jonathan Gaylord Foxman, the
- 1:38:59third Mr. Johnny Fox. And he had beef with me and he
- 1:39:06drew my name through the the mud.
- 1:39:08He attacked anyone I was friends with.
- 1:39:10He attacked people he used to be friends with that he should have
- 1:39:13known better. And he just couldn't help
- 1:39:16himself all year this year. And I mostly kept my mouth shut
- 1:39:20not mentioning him directly, but it just so happened Sam that he
- 1:39:25sucks Dick too, because he is dating his.
- 1:39:30You know how he's got dozens of women?
- 1:39:32Sam turns out, some of them born with a penis.
- 1:39:40So. And also might be AI.
- 1:39:43Now, Sam, we're about to have a philosophical debate.
- 1:39:50You guys are single. So it's you have a better like
- 1:39:52more unbiased perspective to this than me.
- 1:39:56Mr. Foxman said it at least one of those messages it doesn't
- 1:40:01make him gay to have. And in other messages you you
- 1:40:05guys have seen most of them. He said that how he was dating
- 1:40:08this woman for 10 months in some cases and that she was it was an
- 1:40:13abusive relationship and she's a narcissist.
- 1:40:15And this woman's a trans woman, male to female.
- 1:40:20So, gentlemen. Chat.
- 1:40:25Is Johnny Fox or how about this would it be gay for you
- 1:40:30personally to have a trans girlfriend if you never touched
- 1:40:36the real? Life.
- 1:40:39Yes. Yes.
- 1:40:41Even online, that's gay. Well, now you might ask
- 1:40:46yourself, Max, can you confirm this is a trans woman?
- 1:40:50Are you just making stuff up? He always accuses you of making
- 1:40:53stuff up. Well, in fact, this person is a
- 1:40:59somewhat well known fighting game streamer named Glint.
- 1:41:06And Glint is in fact a trans woman.
- 1:41:09And I'm trying to be polite because I have no beef with this
- 1:41:12person particularly, right, except that they're trans.
- 1:41:17Well, no, that's that. Frankly, that's not a beef.
- 1:41:19The beef is the, you know, they would date Johnny Fox, I guess.
- 1:41:25But them being trans is important.
- 1:41:26How do we know that they're trans?
- 1:41:28Well, they were on ATV show Sam about reality show about
- 1:41:32fighting game players out of competition.
- 1:41:35And their whole storyline was about how they were trans and
- 1:41:39overcoming the odds being a trans woman fighting game gamer.
- 1:41:45I've been. They are as trans as it gets and
- 1:41:50their number one issue in life, if you look at their Twitter, is
- 1:41:54defending their right to exist as a trans person and saying
- 1:41:58that a lot of the propaganda you hear about trans people,
- 1:42:01including things that we say is very wrong.
- 1:42:04That is. And then I'm saying that's what
- 1:42:06that person says and they believe.
- 1:42:08And I believe that to be the case.
- 1:42:10So that is my evidence that Johnny Fox is a homosexual.
- 1:42:19I mean, that seems pretty compelling to me.
- 1:42:24Right. If you dated a trans person who
- 1:42:26was born a man, you are at the very least bisexual.
- 1:42:32I mean, now, now to be fair, I'm going to give.
- 1:42:36I'm going to give. Oh, I don't even want to say I'm
- 1:42:39going to give John in out, but like, does Johnny he?
- 1:42:43Knew and he defended their identity and he specifically
- 1:42:48said to them yes you are trans and that does it makes him not
- 1:42:53gay even though you're because you're a woman.
- 1:42:56So he did say all of these things in the screenshots I saw.
- 1:43:00OK, then that then that is totally gay.
- 1:43:03You were giving him the He Didn't know card right?
- 1:43:06Yeah, because A. 100% he knew. He even started Do Sam.
- 1:43:13Do you remember how he was like saying all kinds of nasty things
- 1:43:16about trans people a year ago? He started saying how great
- 1:43:20trans people were about two months ago.
- 1:43:26OK, well then that. And then he started going at and
- 1:43:29I thought it was because he tends to want to say the
- 1:43:32opposite of whatever I say and take the opposite issue of
- 1:43:35whatever I say because he hates my guts and he wants peace.
- 1:43:38It's like a it's like a game of 1 upsmanship in his mind, I
- 1:43:41guess. But that's what I thought was
- 1:43:44going on. But in reality, it wasn't
- 1:43:46because of what we were saying on the show.
- 1:43:48It was because he was literally dating a trans woman in his
- 1:43:53words, because he considers discord relationships every bit
- 1:43:57as valid as a real relationship, which means by his definition,
- 1:44:00he was dating a trans woman. Which makes them gay.
- 1:44:07Which makes him gay. So let the record show and
- 1:44:11cringe coffee house. We'll cover this in much more
- 1:44:13detail because it's so funny. But I couldn't wait.
- 1:44:16It's also guess what Sam today, well for another 30 minutes, is
- 1:44:21his birthday. Happy birthday, faggot.
- 1:44:31That's. You, Sam.
- 1:44:33I mean, damn, that is wow that that is I mean.
- 1:44:47Also before all that happened I released my dude this song,
- 1:44:51which yeah I mean I put out a bunch that are about him without
- 1:44:54mentioning him, but this one was pretty raw.
- 1:44:56Sam, check out my new single on Wherever Music is Sold.
- 1:45:01Should have never fucked with the Sandman.
- 1:45:04I mean. Right to offend.
- 1:45:07I mean, that song might be pretty Rob.
- 1:45:09It's not as raw as as Johnny's. Be Hot Behind, probably.
- 1:45:16I censored faggot out of it the lyrics, which would have been
- 1:45:22amazing considering the turn of events after I released it.
- 1:45:26Sam all this comes to light. So I did in the song I do call
- 1:45:32him a fat lying furry virgin bitch, but I did originally say
- 1:45:39in between it I I said faggot and that I decided that that
- 1:45:43would make it harder to promote answered my song.
- 1:45:49But now I just wanted to wish that habit of.
- 1:45:53I wish that faggot a happy birthday and I hope he has all
- 1:45:57of his gay tranny dreams fulfilled tonight.
- 1:46:02Fucking weirdo. I mean.
- 1:46:04That's it again, motherfucker. I mean, that's quite sweet of
- 1:46:08you, Max. Oh, and Sam, he might think.
- 1:46:16He might think that is that this is it.
- 1:46:19You know, I'm just going to let the diss track.
- 1:46:22Season came early, Sam, and it goes all summer long.
- 1:46:30I'm sure I mean so. Actually, I'll I'll say it right
- 1:46:39now. I already have it in motion, so
- 1:46:41it's probably going to happen for at least a while.
- 1:46:44I'm going to try and do new music Friday for Right to Offend
- 1:46:48and release a new song every Friday on all platforms.
- 1:46:53Based. Something for y'all to listen to
- 1:46:55every Friday. At least one single or an album.
- 1:47:00You can check out Dirty Duets That Itch now as well as my new
- 1:47:04single Should have Never Fucked with the Sandman dedicated to
- 1:47:08Johnny Fox. Oh, Speaking of things, we
- 1:47:16should cover so. Or rather, this could.
- 1:47:21I wouldn't have had one more real quick and it was going to
- 1:47:25play so nicely off of what you said.
- 1:47:28My other single coming is called Yo Mama.
- 1:47:31And so you were like, Speaking of things we should cover all
- 1:47:33over Yo Mama coming soon, right to offend Yo Mama.
- 1:47:40You can check it out on Suno right now.
- 1:47:41Go ahead. That would be it.
- 1:47:44I mean, yeah, that that would be something that we need to cover
- 1:47:49as well. But you know, if, if any, if
- 1:47:56anyone tune into the Monday show, you might have seen I saw
- 1:48:01the Michael Jackson biopic. That's right.
- 1:48:06Which you know, when I was, when I was in the.
- 1:48:11Biopic or is it biopic? I've always felt it's biopic
- 1:48:16sounds better. Biopic.
- 1:48:19Biopic. It's so reductive and it takes
- 1:48:23the fun out of the English language.
- 1:48:24Go ahead. I, I mean, I mean, it's fine if
- 1:48:28we call it biopic as well, but yeah, I saw the.
- 1:48:33But don't call it shit because Sam thinks it's good.
- 1:48:39Absolutely. The the critic, the critics who
- 1:48:42are getting it like a 30% and basically saying it's like a
- 1:48:49glorified music video with no substance.
- 1:48:54They they must have only like seen.
- 1:48:57They must have seen like a Toby version or something like like
- 1:49:01that, because it wasn't. I always suspect a lot of these
- 1:49:06same reviewers are the ones who were who were like full lighting
- 1:49:12the the director of Finding Neverland or whatever that
- 1:49:17debunked documentary is that came out like 10 year 10 years
- 1:49:22ago and. Like, to be fair, I want to
- 1:49:26point out what the debunking there is, is that you have to
- 1:49:30believe that he, the the person telling most of the story and
- 1:49:34finding Neverland, is also the person who defended Michael
- 1:49:38Jackson in court when he did go to trial for these crimes and
- 1:49:43said he never did anything of the sort.
- 1:49:45So either basically, to believe Michael Jackson's a molester,
- 1:49:49you also have to believe the one and only witness that has come
- 1:49:53forward with this much information is a liar, either
- 1:49:58then or now, right? And then there's other, you
- 1:50:05know, stuff that that goes aside from that.
- 1:50:07But that's the main thrust that I'd like to get across.
- 1:50:10The People is that the accuser in the Finding Neverland
- 1:50:13documentary vigorously defended Michael in court when he was on
- 1:50:17trial for that. Right, Yeah, because right.
- 1:50:23But putting on aside like. We talked before the show.
- 1:50:28That's not covered in the film. No, yeah, that then that's
- 1:50:32that's my point. Critics are in that that's thing
- 1:50:35that like movie critics and game journals are both like they're
- 1:50:42both idiots because this. Journos in general, yes.
- 1:50:48Yeah, journos in general are are still idiots and like that
- 1:50:51learning they haven't learned anything since since 2014
- 1:50:56basically because this movie wasn't in even intended to cover
- 1:51:01like the trial or or anything or any that.
- 1:51:04Well, as as I pointed out at the trial and his death are the most
- 1:51:09notable things after the time period it covers.
- 1:51:13And that either way is mad downer of an ending just like it
- 1:51:19was a downer of his life. And let me tell you something,
- 1:51:22if you don't know anything about Michael Jackson, the last thing
- 1:51:25he would want is the final note of his song to to to ring
- 1:51:29through your heart as a as a sad one, right?
- 1:51:34He likes people. He liked to make people happy.
- 1:51:37And in that that was that wasn't really that wasn't really showed
- 1:51:42in this movie too. Like it wasn't, it wasn't just
- 1:51:46so glorified MTV promo as some of the as some of the critics
- 1:51:51were saying, like you saw how introspective and and caring and
- 1:51:56how awesome savvy he, you know, he became as as a business man
- 1:52:04people have. Forgotten because he's been gone
- 1:52:06for so long and his legacy is all lumped into one.
- 1:52:09But he has several notable periods of his career where he
- 1:52:13redefined himself so completely that the sound, the look, the
- 1:52:18stage show, everything doesn't even resemble.
- 1:52:22And to the point people make fun of him, they say, Oh well, he
- 1:52:25got a lot, you know, paler skin and all that as he got older,
- 1:52:28yes. But I mean, he popularized
- 1:52:32multiple different aesthetic fashion designs as well as
- 1:52:36multiple like soundscapes that people used for decades to come.
- 1:52:40Yeah, he going. Right back to the 70s sound
- 1:52:44where he laid the foundation in the 70s for a lot of what would
- 1:52:48become like the synth wave of the 80s.
- 1:52:51Yeah, he well, and he, he was, he was also very, very
- 1:52:56charitable too. There's a they they cover, they
- 1:53:00cover the Pepsi. It was one of the most like like
- 1:53:05per dollar spent charitable individuals alive most of his
- 1:53:10adult life, yes. Yeah.
- 1:53:12Like on the planet. And they they cover the they
- 1:53:16cover the Pepsi incident in the movie.
- 1:53:20And I'm and I'm sure that part of this crate was, you know,
- 1:53:23like dramatically creative in parts for the movie, but they're
- 1:53:28there is a part where he goes, you know, you know, I was burned
- 1:53:34and that was bad but all but there are so many kids in this
- 1:53:37burn ward who are so much worse off than I am, so.
- 1:53:41No, that, that that is true. He said that even to Oprah when
- 1:53:45he did the interview with her. Yeah.
- 1:53:47Later. Yeah, I know, I know.
- 1:53:50As insane amounts of money to burn victim children after that,
- 1:53:53yes. Yeah, so so that movie, that
- 1:53:57movie, that movie highlighted stuff like that and how he would
- 1:54:01go to visit kid kids in the hostel.
- 1:54:04So for anyone who said this movie had no substance and
- 1:54:07didn't dive into his personality at all, we did not see the same
- 1:54:14movie. And and a lot of a lot of
- 1:54:18Youtubers like Razor first pointed that out too.
- 1:54:21And same with Critical Critical Drinker.
- 1:54:24And now, because that now the critics are trying to backpedal
- 1:54:27and say, oh, actually this movie, this movie isn't as bad
- 1:54:31as we initially said it was. Because they can't get past
- 1:54:35their use. They have been for so long in
- 1:54:38charge and, and we say they it's like the philosophical lefties
- 1:54:42of Hollywood let's say, where they anti hero has been the only
- 1:54:48thing allowable, the only version.
- 1:54:52Even Marvel heroes are all almost at this point anti
- 1:54:55heroes. Every one of them succumbs to
- 1:54:58their flaws. To do to a degree is to become
- 1:55:00an antihero rather than a hero, including Captain America and
- 1:55:05Thor for fuck's sake. So the antihero has been so
- 1:55:10ubiquitous to them and they have control of it that they're
- 1:55:13repelled, repulsed even by the very notion that regular people
- 1:55:20want the underdog that wins in the end story like they did at
- 1:55:25other points in history. And I'll tell you one of those
- 1:55:27times happened to be about 100 years ago during the peak of the
- 1:55:30Depression. People look to pulp like you,
- 1:55:34right? And stories where the heroes
- 1:55:36were good guys and the bad guys were bad because that's how the
- 1:55:39world starts to look and it's looking an awful lot like that.
- 1:55:42We talked so often about the violence that's out of control
- 1:55:46and crime. The people I've been seeing
- 1:55:50something I find awesome, Sam Asman Gold, openly talking about
- 1:55:55what the Two percenters and what that means and why.
- 1:55:58That's the same thing I've been saying.
- 1:56:00There is about 2% of the population that causes almost
- 1:56:04100% of all of the problems that result in US living in
- 1:56:08essentially a minimum security prison because we can't have
- 1:56:12anything. Yep.
- 1:56:14And I would suggest that we start locking that 2% up.
- 1:56:19If you look in Oakland, CA, this is an interest.
- 1:56:21The interesting study is that 1200 people are causing all of
- 1:56:25this, right? All of the crime, essentially 80
- 1:56:29to 90% of the crime caused by 1200 people.
- 1:56:33There's more cops than that. But the problem is rotating
- 1:56:38prison doors. They the same people come out
- 1:56:41their recidivist, they do it again, they get sent back.
- 1:56:44The lapse DA's, the judges all let them back out.
- 1:56:47Especially you see this in liberal cities, liberal states,
- 1:56:52it's a revolving door of the same 2% of the population at
- 1:56:56most that are committing all the damn crime.
- 1:57:02Yeah, and. I'm saying that when you commit
- 1:57:07crime, maybe the punishment should be quite a bit harsher.
- 1:57:11Maybe it shouldn't look so fucking convenient.
- 1:57:14Maybe it shouldn't look like because all it does is punish
- 1:57:17people like us don't want. To do it right now also, you're
- 1:57:25still very much for Prison Reform, I know that.
- 1:57:28Absolutely. And I've also said just today to
- 1:57:31Curt, I was talking with Craig and Kyle Rittenhouse had brought
- 1:57:34it up, felons should get their rights back after whatever the
- 1:57:40criteria. I'm not a fucking guy that's
- 1:57:42going to make the criteria. But I will say that the idea
- 1:57:46that a felon of any variety for any crime who has paid their
- 1:57:51debt to society can still never regain their right to vote or
- 1:57:55their right to bear arms especially is I do not agree
- 1:57:59with that. And I think that we should move.
- 1:58:02Look, right now, as it stands, that's actually the least of
- 1:58:06their problems, because as a felon, it's hard enough just to
- 1:58:08get a job. Yeah.
- 1:58:11You have to close that and people are absolutely allowed to
- 1:58:14discriminate against you for it. Or or even or it.
- 1:58:18Doesn't matter if it was 20 years ago, they can still just
- 1:58:21say, ah, well, you got a felony, you fuck off.
- 1:58:24Yeah, that's your problem, you know.
- 1:58:27Or to or to even. Or to even like get into
- 1:58:30universities, sometimes even. There you go, Joe.
- 1:58:34Joe, homeboy Joe says he has weed felony.
- 1:58:38Exactly. And he lives in a place where
- 1:58:40that is all now legal. So what's up with that?
- 1:58:44Yeah, Wolf Wolfers. Oh, do we?
- 1:58:47Oh, it's not proactive. It's not retroactive.
- 1:58:50Oh, well, go fuck yourself. These are the problems.
- 1:58:52Like regular folk have to fucking handle all this
- 1:58:55paperwork garbage. And a lot of times, yeah, it's
- 1:58:59really tough for a fact. First of all, if you're a felon,
- 1:59:02the odds of you getting out of a working class job in anything
- 1:59:06that is not like entertainment and like mucking out very slim.
- 1:59:11You're probably going to work a blue collar fucking job.
- 1:59:14You're probably going to work in construction or something.
- 1:59:16You're probably going to work with your hands.
- 1:59:17It doesn't matter how fucking smart you are because you have a
- 1:59:20felony. This is so already.
- 1:59:24You get that and you can't ever carry a gun for the rest of your
- 1:59:27fucking life. And you can't vote to make
- 1:59:30anything better for your life to live, which I never even
- 1:59:33understood taking away the right to vote to begin with from a
- 1:59:35felon, because we'll let a felon run for president, literally.
- 1:59:41Yep. You can run for office, but you
- 1:59:44can't vote, and a lot of times a felon will do that just to make
- 1:59:49that point, knowing they're not going to win.
- 1:59:52Thankfully, here in New York, you, you do you.
- 1:59:55Once you serve your time, you you can petition for your rights
- 1:59:58back. And I'm, I'm not saying
- 2:00:01everybody that serves their time automatically gets that back
- 2:00:04either. That's not what I'm saying.
- 2:00:06There has to be a middle ground between where we're at and where
- 2:00:09I'd like to see us. And the middle ground is going
- 2:00:11to be some place where a felon, Kyle Rittenhouse was the one
- 2:00:16saying it, but I agreed, is where there has to be a point at
- 2:00:18which a which a felon can at the very least get the right to bear
- 2:00:21arms back. In a world where you can get
- 2:00:25robbed and the cops can't do nothing to help you stop it, and
- 2:00:28if the robbers decide to kill you, they won't even solve the
- 2:00:31fucking crime, but you're not allowed to carry well.
- 2:00:35And you should be able to at least petition for your right
- 2:00:39for your right to vote back and if they deny you, give you a
- 2:00:42reason. And and the other thing about
- 2:00:44the felon thing real quick, Sam, it's not just the right to carry
- 2:00:48for yourself. You can't even be around people
- 2:00:50or or associate with people who carry legally.
- 2:00:54Otherwise you could get in trouble.
- 2:00:56If you get, let's say you have a friend that carries and you
- 2:00:59don't even know and you get pulled over.
- 2:01:02The cop runs all your fucking names because whatever and he
- 2:01:05realizes you're a felon and that guy has a gun.
- 2:01:07He can just send you to jail. You didn't even know you didn't
- 2:01:12even know it doesn't matter. And then you have to fight
- 2:01:14through the court and prove that you didn't know and they don't
- 2:01:18actually care. And your defense attorney
- 2:01:21probably doesn't care either because he's not getting paid.
- 2:01:27Not enough. This is this is the reality that
- 2:01:31people deal with. The whole system is fucked.
- 2:01:33But at the same time we let out violent multiple fucking felon
- 2:01:38rapists in and out, in and out, in and out, before they even go
- 2:01:42to trial with no bail and all this fucking shit.
- 2:01:45And you can't protect yourself if you're a felon.
- 2:01:47I'm not a felon just for the record.
- 2:01:49I just feel strongly about this because I have friends that are
- 2:01:52as affected and I've watched what they struggled with.
- 2:01:57It's terrible. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,
- 2:02:01absolutely. Same.
- 2:02:06Yeah, I see, Joe said 18 years ago.
- 2:02:08Yeah. And we happen to know Joe is a
- 2:02:10good Christian family man. And like, yeah, 18 years is a
- 2:02:15long fucking time. At what point?
- 2:02:17Like, I'm a believer that anybody can receive redemption,
- 2:02:22at least in my eyes, if they do certain things.
- 2:02:27And I would hope in the eyes of God.
- 2:02:29But the state thinks that you can't receive redemption no
- 2:02:32matter what you do for having a little fucking weed.
- 2:02:36We unless you're fucking rich. Yeah, unless you're rich, then
- 2:02:39maybe you can pull some fucking strings.
- 2:02:41But I'm going to be honest, I don't think you could.
- 2:02:43In Massachusetts. I think you'd stay a felon.
- 2:02:47You. Well, if you're rich and could
- 2:02:50beat it at trial with a good lawyer, you're right.
- 2:02:53That's where the rich would help.
- 2:02:55But once you're convicted of a felony, even money doesn't help
- 2:02:59in our state. They just want to rake you over
- 2:03:04the coals. For the rest of your.
- 2:03:06Life, there's extra. Fees you have.
- 2:03:09To pay just to live as a felon, sometimes you have to go talk.
- 2:03:13To people at that point, you'd have to probably somehow talk to
- 2:03:19the governor of Massachusetts and like on your hands and knees
- 2:03:23and pay him a bunch, maybe give him give you clemency, maybe.
- 2:03:27Well Maura Hill is a crazy person, a crazy leftist that
- 2:03:32hates guns and think they should be illegal and so at I'm certain
- 2:03:37she wouldn't help Joe out. He's too white, male, straight,
- 2:03:42has kids, isn't gay, isn't trans, isn't from Palestine.
- 2:03:47Nah, she wouldn't give a fuck about him and he knows he's
- 2:03:53going to tell you I'm right. He knows as well as I fucking
- 2:03:55do. That's why this place is fucking
- 2:03:57shit hole. It's not the people, man.
- 2:04:00It's that they elect these dumb ass politicians and most of
- 2:04:03that's coming from the fucking Boston up where all the college
- 2:04:07motherfukers are AT and all the fucking government and all the
- 2:04:10big corporations. They're all in this one area and
- 2:04:13so they have outsized influence. So they buy up this state,
- 2:04:17basically. They tell, I'll tell you, they
- 2:04:21tell them poor Boston, especially the elderly who to
- 2:04:25vote for. They literally.
- 2:04:26Check the box for them. I've owned a Democrat my whole
- 2:04:30life, so that's OK. They go to people who are
- 2:04:35literally in nursing homes because they can't care for
- 2:04:37themselves and they just fill the ballots out for them.
- 2:04:42That's what ballot harvesting means for those that weren't
- 2:04:45aware. Yeah.
- 2:04:49Well, I mean, that's, that's the same, that's.
- 2:04:51Assuming those people are alive. But let's not even talk about,
- 2:04:55right? Joe.
- 2:04:58No, we even just said they registered him to vote even
- 2:05:01though he's a felon. Damn.
- 2:05:05Damn well you know. And and see, my first thought,
- 2:05:14and I bet it was his too, was who's trying to steal my
- 2:05:17identity to vote with, right? Right.
- 2:05:23Because I, I, it's, it's so fucked up and these are all
- 2:05:26stupid little things and there's no guide map on how to deal with
- 2:05:30any of this when you're a felon. And, well, I mean, let's be real
- 2:05:33for a second. Not most felons aren't going to
- 2:05:36be the smartest people in the world to begin with.
- 2:05:40OK On average and then there is no map for them forward.
- 2:05:47But now you can watch. These people could commit
- 2:05:50multiple felonies and never even get punished for it.
- 2:05:54So oh oh if you committed felonies before 2016, you have
- 2:06:00to suffer forever. But if you commit a felony today
- 2:06:04in the right place and fit the right fucking judge, you get a
- 2:06:07pat on the back for it. Yeah, one it it seems like in
- 2:06:13some of these. Fuck up.
- 2:06:15Sorry, Sam. Well, and it seems like in some
- 2:06:17of these cities, some of these judges should be felons
- 2:06:21themselves, ironically. Oh yeah, I bet.
- 2:06:25I bet some of them are too. I bet if if you were to catch
- 2:06:28the bribes that they're taking and actually prosecute it, all
- 2:06:33kind of shitty dealings going on and all the agencies funding it
- 2:06:40are the same ones funding the fucking SPLC in the fucking
- 2:06:43Charlottesville and Jane 6. Like Nick Fuentes his whole
- 2:06:47little gang, huh? Lovely.
- 2:06:50Yeah, well, well, once. And somehow, through it all,
- 2:06:54Sam, all my enemies are gay. Yeah, one, one that one that's,
- 2:07:00that's Shmuley's big issue too, is like how many?
- 2:07:04How many? People, his enemies are gay too,
- 2:07:06yeah. Well, what what I was going to
- 2:07:08say is Shmuley's big issue was, you know, how many young men
- 2:07:13have gone to jail for, you know, on the order of Nick Fuentes,
- 2:07:20basically, basically, you know, how many how many young men's
- 2:07:25lives has he ruined? I mean, I mean, it's it's
- 2:07:31amazing people just day were some people just today for the
- 2:07:38first time saw the clip of him saying, you know, basically like
- 2:07:43pledge your allegiance to me that you will, you know, I will
- 2:07:47kill, rape and die for, you know, Nick Fuentes.
- 2:07:52Like people just discover that today and they were like, they
- 2:07:55were shocked by. And it's like, and it's like,
- 2:07:58yeah, I've been like talking at that for a, you know, a long
- 2:08:05time. And no, he wasn't saying that
- 2:08:08like, ironically or anything like, like that.
- 2:08:11So but. It was fucked up either way,
- 2:08:18like it's undeniable that that's messed up thing to get young and
- 2:08:22he knew his target demographic is mostly teenagers when he was
- 2:08:25saying it. Oh yeah.
- 2:08:28I told everybody 10 years ago, these people are there to make
- 2:08:31you throw. Your life away.
- 2:08:33To take you off the battlefield of politics because you show
- 2:08:37tendencies towards being a right wing guy so they have to make
- 2:08:41you stereotype enemy neo Nazi Skinhead loser.
- 2:08:49If you fall for that you deserve whatever happens.
- 2:08:52I'm I'm, if I'm honest, you don't have to dress up like
- 2:08:58they're cartoon enemy just because you're against them.
- 2:09:03Unfortunately, you're not wrong. You don't have to make yourself
- 2:09:13a joke and an exaggeration. You can just be yourself.
- 2:09:18You can have your same opinions. Which is.
- 2:09:23Honestly, like, that's what, that's what Charlie Kirk was,
- 2:09:27you know? That's what Charlie Kirk was
- 2:09:30striving for, at least. Yeah, man, that's what we're
- 2:09:35trying to get across. It's like I I don't claim to be
- 2:09:40right about everything, but I do get told I was right about
- 2:09:44things a lot in heights, you know what I mean?
- 2:09:48Well, we both. That's not.
- 2:09:49Exactly what I'm trying to do. I just call things like I see
- 2:09:52him and a lot of times that the when I pointed out people are
- 2:09:56like, Nah, that doesn't seem right.
- 2:09:57And then later on it makes sense to them and I get that.
- 2:10:00I respect that even. But.
- 2:10:04Sometimes it's just the way I see things, you know?
- 2:10:06I can follow the logic of where stuff's going to lead in my
- 2:10:09mind. Yeah.
- 2:10:11Well, that that happens, that happens a lot too.
- 2:10:15And I mean a lot. A lot of it is just is just
- 2:10:20observations and. Well, and there's the level of
- 2:10:28I've been around. Yeah.
- 2:10:31The average people you know in their 20s don't realize that
- 2:10:36I've been doing politics since they were literally not even
- 2:10:40born. Most of them.
- 2:10:43Right. And I've been doing it from an
- 2:10:45outsider position. And the more I go back and look,
- 2:10:49Sam, I was actually just saying this to my wife yesterday.
- 2:10:54I showed her some classic George Carlin bits that she had not
- 2:10:57seen. Oh, and before everybody goes
- 2:10:59off on now, all the hipsters will be like, George Carlin's
- 2:11:03overrated. He's not that funny.
- 2:11:05Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck off.
- 2:11:07He's fucking hilarious. Yeah, exactly.
- 2:11:10And just because, just because political people have used his
- 2:11:14jokes to make point. And I pointed this out to her
- 2:11:17because she didn't like some of the stuff he said.
- 2:11:21She was like, oh, fuck, he's talking the the rape thing.
- 2:11:25He oh, that's, you know, at first, but he pointed out that
- 2:11:29it can be funny in the right context.
- 2:11:31And then he started going off And these feminists, I agree
- 2:11:34with them. I think you should have this,
- 2:11:36that and the other thing. But don't tell me what the fuck
- 2:11:39I can and can't say. And she's like, oh, I get it.
- 2:11:42Everybody gets it. Well, Sam, what I said to her
- 2:11:47during all of this was, isn't it crazy how the mildest shit I say
- 2:11:53on Sam's show, that's not even crazy as some of the most well
- 2:11:56known pieces of comedy in the fucking world, these George
- 2:12:01Carlin bits that everybody quotes, When I get even 10% of
- 2:12:05the level that he's getting at on this show, I get shit thrown
- 2:12:09at me. I get Oh my gods, I get Sam not
- 2:12:14being able to breathe and I'm like, how far is the world
- 2:12:19falling? He used to just be able to say
- 2:12:25bitches is dumb and everybody be like, I see what he did there.
- 2:12:31He doesn't mean every woman in the world is actually stupid.
- 2:12:36Well, but I do, Sam. Well, the well, the other, well,
- 2:12:40the other, yeah, Yeah. Well, well, the the other, the
- 2:12:44other favorite thing is I so someone I introduced someone to
- 2:12:54I introduced someone to Munan the the other the other day.
- 2:13:02And they they immediately got that.
- 2:13:04It was like a parody of basically all all of the all
- 2:13:10right. Dude Miracu was 8 Miracu long
- 2:13:16time friend and BI understand that he made Nazi parody songs
- 2:13:23but they're. Very fucking funny.
- 2:13:26Well, well, the fact that the fact that the fact that the SPLC
- 2:13:31once again labeled back back tonight the McDonald's character
- 2:13:39from from the 80s as a white supremacist meme.
- 2:13:44Well, Maracu is as well. That's why I brought him up.
- 2:13:47But you know what's funny about that?
- 2:13:49He's like the one person in the whole scene of people that they
- 2:13:54labeled. And he's also the one person in
- 2:13:57that whole scene of people, weirdly enough, that wasn't
- 2:13:59taking money from them and they destroyed his life.
- 2:14:03Not weird. Funny how all those.
- 2:14:06All right, guys, the only one that was he.
- 2:14:09First of all, he was just making cartoon joke songs, you know?
- 2:14:13Yeah. And some of them were like
- 2:14:16making Joe Jew jokes because at the time, nowadays that's not
- 2:14:19even edgy. Nowadays his songs aren't even
- 2:14:22the left wingers probably sing them at rallies.
- 2:14:26Did did you see the meme that someone posted where it was like
- 2:14:32in 2016? It was like 2016 and everyone's
- 2:14:35screaming Not all the lefties are screaming not Nazis.
- 2:14:40And then Fast forward to 26. Everyone's those same lefties
- 2:14:44are screaming Jews, you know, at the same people.
- 2:14:50I think part of, like, I, you know, we talk politics here, but
- 2:14:54I've always brought like, a flare of talking about more
- 2:14:57culture and art. And I think I have some edgy art
- 2:15:02homework for everyone. Sam, have you ever seen Fritz
- 2:15:06the Cat? Yes, it's been a long time.
- 2:15:14But yes, I think we should watch and review Fritz the Cat.
- 2:15:18I'm going to make her watch it with me.
- 2:15:20Oh. God.
- 2:15:21Because that came out in the fucking 70s and it's amazing to
- 2:15:26me how pussy we've become since it.
- 2:15:30It's a left wing film in most ways, but let me see since it's
- 2:15:38the modern day, we get you some warnings, right?
- 2:15:40Trigger warnings. If you don't like racial slurs,
- 2:15:43you can't watch this movie. If you're triggered by a cartoon
- 2:15:47sexual assault, you probably shouldn't watch this movie.
- 2:15:50If you think the violence is bad, you probably shouldn't
- 2:15:53watch this movie. My God, if you think drugs and
- 2:15:56cartoony trippiness is bad, never ever watch this movie.
- 2:16:00If you're sensitive about jokes about women being dumb bitches,
- 2:16:04never watch Fritz the Cat. If you're sensitive about
- 2:16:08anything and you watch that movie, it's going to offend you,
- 2:16:13and if you're OK with being offended, then you'll probably
- 2:16:16like it. Which means.
- 2:16:19Which means I'll love it then. Yeah, if you haven't watched it
- 2:16:23in a long time, that means you watched it when it was way not
- 2:16:27appropriate for you, Sam. That sounds.
- 2:16:31That sounds about right then. Yeah, like that movie it I can
- 2:16:37understand a kid coming across it, especially a teenager, but
- 2:16:40you're not going to get 80% of what's going on in that movie
- 2:16:43when you're unless you're an adult.
- 2:16:47Which which? Which which?
- 2:16:49What? Which was the case for me.
- 2:16:51Not in a way like, oh, you wouldn't get this.
- 2:16:54It's like a lot of it is political satire of the time and
- 2:17:00like corporate satire and playing with symbolism of
- 2:17:07fascism and police brutality and racism and sex.
- 2:17:13There's only one Fritz the Cat, not Felix the cat.
- 2:17:18Fritz the Cat the cool one. If you find a picture of Fritz
- 2:17:24the Cat and it doesn't have his pants off on the images, I'll be
- 2:17:28surprised. Her face says that maybe his
- 2:17:35pants are off. It's a pretty fun movie.
- 2:17:41You smoke a fat doobie and watch that shit or drop some acid.
- 2:17:45Oh man, you'd be never mind. Don't listen to me, kids.
- 2:17:50Max on acid, that would. That would be a funny episode of
- 2:17:53the show. It would.
- 2:17:56Be the most boring one ever. Now, now me on, now me on acid.
- 2:18:03That would be well, actually that might be scary.
- 2:18:07Yeah, especially after we got so used to you on PCPI.
- 2:18:13Know I know, right? Yeah, it's X-rated film.
- 2:18:18Exactly. You used to have nice things in
- 2:18:21this country. His hand is sure is down her
- 2:18:26shirt and a couple other chicks shirts.
- 2:18:29Fritz the cat. We're going to discuss it next
- 2:18:32week. Sam, I'm going to hold you to
- 2:18:33it. You should watch it, you'll have
- 2:18:35a laugh. Yeah, let me see.
- 2:18:39It it shouldn't be all that hard to find on account of it's like
- 2:18:42banned everywhere. So I doubt anybody's like
- 2:18:45paywalled it. It, you know, it was when they
- 2:18:57had no boundaries on what adult animation might be like.
- 2:19:00It's the first one of that kind. And so they were like, let's
- 2:19:05just throw it all in there. It had Sam.
- 2:19:08I'm now going to sell this movie.
- 2:19:10It's got racism. It's got sexism, OK.
- 2:19:13It's got classism, OK. It's got misogyny.
- 2:19:19It's got casual sex, drugs, violence, more misogyny, and a
- 2:19:29cool mouse who's killed very quickly on because reasons.
- 2:19:42And also Fritz is just cool. Like, Fritz is cool.
- 2:19:45Like Fritz is just, that's the cool thing about Fritz the cat
- 2:19:48is she's just like a bro. And all this shit happens around
- 2:19:52him and he just rolls with a lot of it.
- 2:19:55He's like, yeah, I'm going to put my hand in this bitch shirt,
- 2:19:58All right? Hell yeah, we're getting fucked
- 2:20:02up tonight. And then the cops show up and
- 2:20:03he's like, whoa, how did I become a terrorist?
- 2:20:08Yeah, now, Oh yeah, I have seen this, but it has been a, it has
- 2:20:13been a long time. That's right, there is a
- 2:20:18gratuitous mouse butt sex. What else?
- 2:20:28I mean. If you're offended by cartoons
- 2:20:32having mouse butt sex, you'd probably be offended.
- 2:20:37Then how did you get through this much of the show?
- 2:20:43Yeah, yeah, that would that would that would be, that would
- 2:20:45be my first question. Next week we get a loop or just
- 2:20:51continuous mouse butt sex and just test and see if they're
- 2:20:54paying attention. If you're if you're not offended
- 2:21:00by anime, but you're, you are offended by this, then I have
- 2:21:05it. You've got to.
- 2:21:06Be watching anime and I talk about like MTV cartoons from the
- 2:21:1190s and they're. Like ever again.
- 2:21:17What was? Oh man, the Max.
- 2:21:19You ever see the Max? That shit is fire. 2X's the Max.
- 2:21:28Let me let me Google that now. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:21:31He's like, he's like both a superhero and an alternate
- 2:21:36fantasy world where he saves the girl.
- 2:21:38But also in real life, he's like a loser drug addict trying to
- 2:21:42bang his social worker. He's not sure which one's real.
- 2:21:50Oh yeah, I was on. TV.
- 2:21:54Purple dude, right? Yeah, purple dude.
- 2:21:56There's another one that was awesome called The Head In What
- 2:21:59his power was is his head was gigantic.
- 2:22:03Not kidding. Very funny show.
- 2:22:08See, we used to have fun. Shit.
- 2:22:11How about this, Sam? I'll go more into your
- 2:22:14wheelhouse here. What do you feel about Adult
- 2:22:17Swim? Love, love Adult Swim.
- 2:22:21We'll see. There you go.
- 2:22:23Think about the average joke. People get offended by the shit
- 2:22:26we say on this show and just think about the average episode
- 2:22:28of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Could not could not be made,
- 2:22:33Could not be. Well, actually I take that back
- 2:22:37because they they did make a new Aqua Teen Hung.
- 2:22:40Not. The original though.
- 2:22:43Yeah, yeah, that. OK, let me rephrase.
- 2:22:46They couldn't make the original Aqua Teen Hunger Hunger Force
- 2:22:51today. You know what they definitely
- 2:22:53couldn't make today? Did you?
- 2:22:55Did you ever see on Adult Swim Black Jesus?
- 2:22:59Yes. Such a funny fucking show man.
- 2:23:05I fucking died laughing watching blah.
- 2:23:10This was our mainstream entertainment I'm talking about.
- 2:23:13Yeah. Bring it back to the point of
- 2:23:16like the boondocks. Well, Sam, yeah, well, Sam Hyde
- 2:23:21got his start on Adult Swim. What I'm sick of Sam, is that
- 2:23:26those things are allowed to say edgy jokes, but we're not.
- 2:23:32How about shut the fuck up? Also, well, also I'm, I'm glad
- 2:23:38to see that people on, on Twitter or yeah are calling out
- 2:23:45Rumble for, for like focusing way too much on political
- 2:23:51content and not enough on like creative, like artistic.
- 2:23:56The fuckers paid quartering how many million to sit there and
- 2:24:00sell as bland coffee to fucking morons.
- 2:24:05Yeah, I'm sorry, I mean, Rumble is great.
- 2:24:07We love Rumble. Bro I'm talking.
- 2:24:12About his CPMS, let me tell you something Chris, if you're if
- 2:24:15you're ever going to watch something and actually take some
- 2:24:18criticism to heart instead, tell us about the CPMS on a platform
- 2:24:22where you will not push us because we're not Tim Poole.
- 2:24:28Maybe push independent creators instead of having the highest
- 2:24:30CPMS, maybe take that. And because you've already spent
- 2:24:33all this money on Doctor fucking Pet, I mean disrespect.
- 2:24:37You spent all this money on these big name people, 10s of
- 2:24:40millions of fucking dollars. What a waste of fucking money
- 2:24:43Chris. But you spent all that money on
- 2:24:45them. All the independent creators
- 2:24:47want you to kiss their fucking ass with what you're offering.
- 2:24:51Yeah. You know independent creators
- 2:24:53like to use you to multi stream if anything at all.
- 2:24:59Yeah. Gold is a special case and you
- 2:25:01shouldn't consider, you shouldn't consider that the
- 2:25:03norm. He doesn't need your fucking
- 2:25:05money. He's just looking for a
- 2:25:06platform. But the average small creators
- 2:25:09that you consistently put no time or effort into, they're
- 2:25:14going to go to other places and they're going to make it on
- 2:25:16other places too, so. Yeah.
- 2:25:22US Tube Part 2 Corpo tube too. This time it's flavored like
- 2:25:29right wing. Yeah, pretty.
- 2:25:33Yeah, pretty much. Yep, and I'll be on them Kiss my
- 2:25:38ass tube. No wait, that's probably an
- 2:25:44actual porn site somewhere. Huh.
- 2:25:47Never mind. Probably.
- 2:25:49Gay pornography, Sam. Felt like throwing that one out.
- 2:26:00And Johnny Fox is the homosexual ish man.
- 2:26:04Yeah, well, why when you said when you said gay pornography,
- 2:26:08the thought of Johnny Fox popped into my head.
- 2:26:12Yeah, so he deleted his Twitter account, but he also brought one
- 2:26:19back. Everybody go follow Adam under
- 2:26:23score 0X. That's Johnny Fox's new account.
- 2:26:28Tell him Max sent ya. He'll appreciate all the love.
- 2:26:34Adam under score 0X on X. You see, it used to be his fake
- 2:26:43anime girlfriend. Sam and I had blocked it because
- 2:26:47of that reason, but now it's rebranded as AV Tuber guy who
- 2:26:52just so happens to talk about all the same things as Johnny
- 2:26:55Fox who just so happened to have deleted himself and is gone from
- 2:26:59the Internet forever at the same time.
- 2:27:02Weird how that happens. Also he's gone from the Internet
- 2:27:06ever because he got exposed to being a homosexual ish man on
- 2:27:10account of him like him. Oh boy, he's never.
- 2:27:19He's never going to live this one down.
- 2:27:22I mean, how do you live down dating a trainee for a year
- 2:27:25besides being gay? You don't.
- 2:27:28You don't. You don't come back from that,
- 2:27:30Sam. You.
- 2:27:32Well, no, you do. You know who did?
- 2:27:35Cantwell did it better, Sam. Wow.
- 2:27:39Look at Johnny Fox half assing it.
- 2:27:41What did Cantwell do when he was gay?
- 2:27:44Sam? He sucked all the Dick and he
- 2:27:47told you about it in vivid detail, to which you read so
- 2:27:52much that I almost vomited. My wife read a bunch of it.
- 2:27:55She almost vomited. We all almost vomited.
- 2:27:58It was a bonding experience. He came out as the gayest man
- 2:28:02ever. Johnny Fox comes out as gay and
- 2:28:04he misfires. And and claiming to be straight.
- 2:28:08Sorry Johnny, not to be gay. He can't even be.
- 2:28:12He doesn't even have the fucking balls to be gay.
- 2:28:17Bro you want Dick, just make so. I'd respect you more.
- 2:28:22Which somehow makes it even gayer.
- 2:28:25And if it's like, well, I couldn't, he couldn't get a
- 2:28:27chick. That's the only chick he could
- 2:28:29get. If you settle for one with a
- 2:28:32penis, you're gay. It's not like.
- 2:28:37Well, it's not like Sam. This is not I can't believe it's
- 2:28:42not butter. OK, we're talking about a penis.
- 2:28:47I I totally can't believe he's. Good.
- 2:28:50It's like that meme. Can't Can't find girlfriend,
- 2:28:53become girlfriend. Yeah, pretty much.
- 2:28:57And then he's like, find the one that became the girlfriend.
- 2:29:04Which which which by the way, Which by the way I.
- 2:29:08Want to be clear though, real quick, Sam before you, by the
- 2:29:11way, me. This.
- 2:29:12Person really didn't even chat back with him.
- 2:29:16He invented the. Trans.
- 2:29:17Relationship 80 plus percent in his own head.
- 2:29:25Is that gayer or less gay? That.
- 2:29:29That's even more gay. Yeah, that's even more gay.
- 2:29:32I figured. That's that's that's more gay
- 2:29:36and delusional. So here.
- 2:29:38So here's my by the way, by the way, Johnny, you, you can make
- 2:29:43fun of Moore and I for be, you know, being in a wheelchair and
- 2:29:47oh, you, you 2 probably don't even have girlfriends.
- 2:29:50But but at least we can get biological women.
- 2:29:54Well, not. Jay.
- 2:29:56Well, naughty, yeah, not even that.
- 2:29:57Even if we, even if we couldn't get like biological, you know,
- 2:30:02women, we're still not gay. That's what I was going to say.
- 2:30:07And if you were, hold on, Sam, if you were gay, you would have
- 2:30:14dudes swimming, there'd be dudes.
- 2:30:17You'd be beating dudes off with a stick.
- 2:30:20You'd be beating dudes off with both hands, Sam, if you were
- 2:30:25gay. I'm sorry, Sam.
- 2:30:29Over me on time. Well.
- 2:30:31Probably why yes I. Deserve that.
- 2:30:38Well, well, probably, but like but even it but even in the in
- 2:30:43the but even in the multi teepers, I'm I'm straight in all
- 2:30:49of them. I don't know, there's at least
- 2:30:52one where you're gay, but you're gay in a straight way is what I
- 2:30:56was trying to say. You just be like, that's the
- 2:30:58thing, Sam, you would just be gay.
- 2:31:00Any normal person would be like, look, if I happen to have that
- 2:31:04attract, like it's 2020, fucking six, bro.
- 2:31:07I know current year argument, whatever.
- 2:31:10Who in their right mind is actually afraid of saying
- 2:31:13they're gay in 2026 in America? Well.
- 2:31:17The only thing that's bent about me is my back.
- 2:31:23That that dude, that that's true.
- 2:31:27But I just feel like if Sam was gay, he would just say, yeah,
- 2:31:30yeah, I'm gay, whatever, that's a part of who I am and move on.
- 2:31:35Do you see what I mean? You'd be masculine about it.
- 2:31:39Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
- 2:31:41We we, we wouldn't be fucking fags about it.
- 2:31:45Can't think of a, you know, And I I hadn't said stuff except,
- 2:31:50well, I did those songs. I did Geek Bully, Geek Bully 2.
- 2:31:53I did Fox on Corpse Paint and Celibate Sam.
- 2:31:57That's the one about how black metal turns chicks off.
- 2:32:01He took that super personal, which is very funny.
- 2:32:05What else? Never should have, should have
- 2:32:11never fucked with the Sandman. Just come out recently.
- 2:32:13There's a couple more in there somewhere.
- 2:32:15Fox Hunt 2, Geek Bully 2 where Geek Bully 3 is coming.
- 2:32:23Geek Bully three. We stuffing them in lockers this
- 2:32:26time. Ah, so ah, so you make you're
- 2:32:30making a trilogy then, huh? At the very least, I don't know
- 2:32:34Geek Bully has legs. We need to beat the shit out of
- 2:32:39these geeks, Sam. Well, well, maybe.
- 2:32:45Well, I mean I I can be a geek bully sometimes too.
- 2:32:48I mean, I have legs but they don't work well.
- 2:32:54This motherfucker is always trying to bully Morton.
- 2:32:57It does. It backfires, then I start
- 2:33:02bullying Sam. I mean, I'm not.
- 2:33:08They have it backfire. I mean, and you deserve you and
- 2:33:13you deserve to get bullied, Sir. Not Borthea Sam.
- 2:33:19So do you. What did he do?
- 2:33:22He he boys out there. Saving the universe.
- 2:33:27He boys, he boys out other friend, other Craig.
- 2:33:32What did other Craig? Do Craig.
- 2:33:36He's simping again. What?
- 2:33:39Well, yes, and he did. And he deserve and he deserves
- 2:33:43that. He deserves getting more boy
- 2:33:46too. Well, if you're going to be
- 2:33:49simping, at least make sure it's not for a random trans woman on
- 2:33:53Twitter. Yeah.
- 2:33:57You know who to be bullied? That same guy?
- 2:34:02That's true. And and Max deserves to get
- 2:34:06bullied too. Probably, but who's going to do
- 2:34:09it? That guy tried, and he's gay
- 2:34:12now. Several people who tried to
- 2:34:17bully me are now confirmed homosexuals of varying degrees.
- 2:34:22Well, you're you're what? Your wife's not gay.
- 2:34:26She doesn't bully me. Yeah, I mean, throwing stuff,
- 2:34:31Sam. I enjoy that.
- 2:34:40Why? Why you?
- 2:34:41Well, you. Well, you, you wrote, you wrote.
- 2:34:46You ruin my, you ruin my bed there.
- 2:34:48You ruin my bed there. That's right.
- 2:34:54I like when dude, when I can make that one right noise.
- 2:34:58Hold on, you might hear it. Oh, oh, Oh my, Oh my, Oh my God.
- 2:35:09I so, so I, I, I just, I just realized what, what Johnny's new
- 2:35:15gotcha is is going to be against you back, Max.
- 2:35:20I could already see it. Do you know that that do you
- 2:35:24know that Max is a fetish for things being thrown at him?
- 2:35:29That's what it's going. That's what it's going to turn
- 2:35:31into. Well, I mean, people already do
- 2:35:35that kind of sort of like, oh, guys into his wife.
- 2:35:39That's a fashion. So I don't care what he was he
- 2:35:42not saying anything. He deleted himself because he
- 2:35:45doesn't want everybody to know he's gay.
- 2:35:47But he won't delete or rename his YouTube channel on account
- 2:35:50of he just hit 10,000 subscribers.
- 2:35:53So he's having a hell of a birthday, Sam.
- 2:35:55How the hell does he have 10,000 Subs though?
- 2:36:03Well, bots for one, but also. Oh yeah, that he's.
- 2:36:09Been doing it for 10 years on the same channel and a lot of
- 2:36:13the Subs come from like different periods of time and
- 2:36:16content and they don't watch it anymore.
- 2:36:17So 'cause you look at his numbers on his videos, he gets
- 2:36:23like 100 views on his average video and then like once a week
- 2:36:27he gets 1000. So I don't exactly think he's
- 2:36:30like getting his 10,000 subscribers worth.
- 2:36:34I think that was just for him to feel special.
- 2:36:37Also he had 9.5000 when we did the Rizwar so it it's not like
- 2:36:43he got it. Like it took him forever to go
- 2:36:46from 9 to 10 like years. Congrats bro.
- 2:36:54And then he said on to 100K he thinks 100,000 people want to
- 2:37:01watch catfish with nothing else on screen and listen to him
- 2:37:04fucking heavy breathe into their fucking ear for 5 minutes.
- 2:37:08Good luck. Meanwhile Sam's got books
- 2:37:13coming, I got music coming. Where do streams?
- 2:37:18She's got music coming soon and we just keep on doing the thing
- 2:37:28so. I reckon.
- 2:37:31On account of Sam disappeared. I'm actually going to be putting
- 2:37:36up a new song on soon or really soon.
- 2:37:39I put up my last song I put up there.
- 2:37:42I I put up a lot of stuff on pseudo that's not on Spotify as
- 2:37:45well. Check out the Spotify first and
- 2:37:47foremost. Check out Dirty Duets and that
- 2:37:50Edge available now, but on Suno I put out a lot more fun and
- 2:37:55experimental shit show clips, other things like that.
- 2:37:59And my most recent one is called New Black Kicks and it's got a
- 2:38:02video of me walking to buy new shoes and rapping about it.
- 2:38:07Also got Yo Mama, which is definitely going to be coming.
- 2:38:10Your mama's coming soon to Spotify, iTunes, Apple Music.
- 2:38:19Look out for Yo Mama. Did we lose Sam?
- 2:38:28I, I'm here, I I actually just had to.
- 2:38:31I also I actually just had to. Grab.
- 2:38:33He got old. No at all.
- 2:38:37He went and grabbed the merchandise.
- 2:38:40Yeah, yeah, I I had to grab the. Merchandise which I don't mean
- 2:38:44his penis. He, he, my God.
- 2:38:52Well, well, well, you don't. You don't know.
- 2:38:55You don't know when I was doing off camera.
- 2:38:58Samuel. So what did you grab, Sam?
- 2:39:03Were were you doing the DSP thing?
- 2:39:07No, no. No, the camera was not on the
- 2:39:12whole time. No, no more.
- 2:39:21I, I did, I did not do it. I did not, I did not, I did not
- 2:39:29hold the DSP so. I know this just makes it worse.
- 2:39:37And, and but what, what I, what I did grab is a new, a new book
- 2:39:46that's going to come out. A new book.
- 2:39:49Well, well, really a new short story that's coming out, Blood
- 2:39:55in the Jungle, a Task Force Lazarus origins story.
- 2:40:02I like. Yeah.
- 2:40:07And let me see here if I can get if I can get a well, it might be
- 2:40:15hard. It might be a little hard to see
- 2:40:17here. But it's a little.
- 2:40:20Glossy, but when I see it, it's pretty cool.
- 2:40:23Yeah, it's it's very glossy, so it it's not going to be the
- 2:40:30best, but yeah. Are any of the characters going
- 2:40:35to be in blackface for the film adaptation?
- 2:40:42That well, they're they. Just looked a little like a
- 2:40:44serious Tropic Thunder cover. That's why I say that.
- 2:40:51I mean, it is kind of supposed to be like a serious word of
- 2:40:54Tropic Thunder. Amazed.
- 2:40:59But no, we well, we might have to get like we might have to do
- 2:41:03yellow face in the film version if we have any, you know, on
- 2:41:12account of, I don't know too many of you well.
- 2:41:14We'll just have we'll have a bunch of people audition by
- 2:41:17having them say sucky, sucky $5. Oh my God, me love you long
- 2:41:22time. Well, or or we could or we could
- 2:41:26just or we could just like clone.
- 2:41:33We could have Tay do it, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:41:36That's what I that's what I was going to say.
- 2:41:38We, we could. We could, we could, we could
- 2:41:41green screen Tay and just like multiply him as as the BEC.
- 2:41:49Because all Asian people look the same.
- 2:41:51I get it. Exactly.
- 2:41:55Because a Cambodian kid from California is the same as a
- 2:42:00Vietnamese guy from Vietnam. Well, well, Gavin.
- 2:42:07Well, Gavin, Gavin Newsome thing seems to think so, at least.
- 2:42:15Can I play the Jewish accountant since we're just mixing
- 2:42:19everything up? Yes.
- 2:42:25Hey, you guys are spending all the money out there on the
- 2:42:28battlefield. What are you doing going?
- 2:42:30To pick up some. Showcasing Zoe.
- 2:42:34Recycle yes yes and Craig can play the and Craig can play the
- 2:42:41Irish bartender. See, we got a movie.
- 2:42:45What we got to do is hire the exact wrong actors for a bunch
- 2:42:50of stereotype roles and just have it play out.
- 2:42:56And be like Hollywood. Yeah, except the exact opposite.
- 2:43:03So good. So good actually.
- 2:43:05Yes, good. We're going to.
- 2:43:06We're going for good. Yeah.
- 2:43:12And also not evil. Those are two separate.
- 2:43:15Things for no Rachel, that never then.
- 2:43:18Yeah. Also, no casting couches.
- 2:43:25I know you're disappointed, Sam, but it's for your own good.
- 2:43:33What, what? What do you?
- 2:43:34What do you mean? It's what do you mean?
- 2:43:35It's for my own good. Well, I just, I feel like if I
- 2:43:44had you in charge, you're casting the ladies lady, the
- 2:43:49power might go to your head. What?
- 2:43:56What do you mean might go? What do you mean might go to my
- 2:43:59head? And This is why there's no
- 2:44:01casting couches loud. We're not even going to let,
- 2:44:03especially if the couch is black.
- 2:44:05It's out. Out.
- 2:44:09Not in Sam's office, not on the nowhere, nowhere even remotely
- 2:44:15close to a camera. And Sam?
- 2:44:19Well, I'm not, I'm not trusting more.
- 2:44:22I I don't know. No, I I have to have more.
- 2:44:27He is the right hand of like everything He's he's like the
- 2:44:35how the fuck would I run all the computers without my Cyborg?
- 2:44:40That's that's very specious of you, Max.
- 2:44:46Those would crash. What do you mean cyborgs are a
- 2:44:50subset of human? See, you always get it on him.
- 2:44:55But he's a people, Sam. How many times do we have to
- 2:45:00tell you that his brain is all people?
- 2:45:07Yeah. Laser eyes?
- 2:45:10We're not sure. They might be natural, but the
- 2:45:15arms made of titanium alloy are certainly artificial.
- 2:45:19No one's saying they're not. Mort's have a soul, dammit.
- 2:45:25That's. Right.
- 2:45:28That treating. Him like people.
- 2:45:30Well, well, well, that. Well, that's funny.
- 2:45:32That's funny, though. More because every, every time.
- 2:45:36Because every, because every time I mention that you have a
- 2:45:38soul, you're like what? You're like, what?
- 2:45:40Soul Sam? Well, that's because I've sold
- 2:45:46it a couple of times, Sam. That's right.
- 2:45:50We had to take it away, Sam. It's in a jar on a shelf for
- 2:45:53when we need it. No I, no, I look.
- 2:45:57When, when he is fighting Helios, the sun God, OK,
- 2:46:01sometimes he runs low on power. That's when you you say you get
- 2:46:07it. You get the mort signal, right?
- 2:46:11And that's when it's a dire emergency.
- 2:46:14So, yeah, we have to go. We have these mnemonic tubes,
- 2:46:17Sam, and, and so that's how we send a lot of messages when he's
- 2:46:21off on the moon and through the mnemonic tube we got to send
- 2:46:24him. It comes in this little plastic
- 2:46:27container. We got to send him his soul to
- 2:46:30recharge. Like like when Superman goes
- 2:46:33into the sun, Sam Mort needs his soul to recharge.
- 2:46:38But the problem is, is when we don't take it back, he tends to
- 2:46:43gamble it away. Yes, I well.
- 2:46:49He doesn't like money gambling at all, but you give him his
- 2:46:52fucking soul and he's like, I can jump that bet my soul.
- 2:46:59So we had to take it away from. Him I I need, I need, I need to
- 2:47:04double on a crossroads. Yes.
- 2:47:09I got it right over there. It's in the thing marked Mort's
- 2:47:12soul break class in case of emergency.
- 2:47:17Well, I I the. Glass is already broken because
- 2:47:20we have an emergency like once a month but.
- 2:47:23Well I I already sold more soul. See, you can't do that.
- 2:47:31You're committing. The.
- 2:47:32Whole fraud, Sam, How do you think the good Lord's going to
- 2:47:35think about soul fraud? You got to explain that to Saint
- 2:47:42Peter Sam, how you you're a rifting soul.
- 2:47:47First off, Soul Fraud. Soul Fraud sounds like an R&B
- 2:47:52band. Based how you explain to the
- 2:47:59good Lord that you were playing, you were shorting more soul
- 2:48:05against the market. Well, no, I, well, no.
- 2:48:11I I was, I was, I was just going to say that the actress
- 2:48:17Alexander Daddario owns his soul.
- 2:48:23Well, I feel like possession is 9/10 the law and that's why
- 2:48:29nobody possesses it. It's in the emergency glass for
- 2:48:33when we really need it, Sam. Because have you ever seen what
- 2:48:37happens when the war gods of fucking Mars show up?
- 2:48:44Have you ever taken on a billion Dracula's, Sam?
- 2:48:50Not a billion. I have taken on like 500,000
- 2:48:53now. That would be impossible.
- 2:48:58On account of that. You haven't been to the Moon.
- 2:49:02Moon Dracula. Sam, we need to make sure that
- 2:49:05Mort's power supply is uninterrupted.
- 2:49:07And here you are trying to sell it out to some Only Fans girl.
- 2:49:15Yeah. It stays in the emergency room
- 2:49:21bunker. I have standard Sam.
- 2:49:24Well, he well, he called your lady, he called you, he called
- 2:49:28your lady an only fans girl, though more.
- 2:49:30Are you going to let him? Are you going to let him say
- 2:49:33that? Well, I didn't catch who you
- 2:49:36even said. So you just automatically
- 2:49:41assumed that I'm an only fans girl?
- 2:49:44Interesting. No, I just assumed that a girl
- 2:49:47nowadays has an only fans on account of like isn't that what
- 2:49:50happens? True.
- 2:49:54Maybe there's no girls on the Internet, and now it seems like
- 2:49:57there's no single girls on the Internet who don't take their
- 2:50:00clothes off for money. Probably.
- 2:50:07That is true. They are dying breed boys.
- 2:50:12It is. We are approaching like close to
- 2:50:16three hours somehow though. Well, through the sheer power of
- 2:50:23retarded grifters and, you know, dumb news.
- 2:50:30Oh and the pure joy I get from Johnny Fox giving for his
- 2:50:35birthday, giving me such a great surprise of the him announcing
- 2:50:38his gayness and all. So he gave.
- 2:50:41He gave you a gift on his birthday.
- 2:50:45And he was ready to give that tranny a gift.
- 2:50:47But I guess we'll never know now.
- 2:50:51Oh boy. Broke his little heart.
- 2:50:53Yeah, well, that, that's a gift really none of us need.
- 2:50:59You know everybody should pray for Johnny Fox.
- 2:51:03He got his heart broken by a tranny.
- 2:51:05You can relate, right? I mean.
- 2:51:11He's like yes to the heartbreak, no to the tranny.
- 2:51:17Exactly. So it's relatable, see.
- 2:51:28Partly, but not really. So we got bits and bones, we got
- 2:51:37books, we got songs. What are we doing, Sam?
- 2:51:41Well, we do have Bits and bones on Friday and more.
- 2:51:44What are we covering on Bits and Bones this week?
- 2:51:49Honestly, I don't know, but I'm sure the the there'll be,
- 2:51:54there'll be something crazy that comes up.
- 2:51:57Right now people are, for whatever reason, really stroking
- 2:52:00Ashley Sharma off. I was going to say video games.
- 2:52:08Wait, wait. There's there's there's more.
- 2:52:11We're not. We're not that they're.
- 2:52:13They're they're stroking this the the female CEO Xbox off
- 2:52:17right now saying she's doing good, which I don't know more.
- 2:52:20More. We're not.
- 2:52:22Whoa, we're not. We're not that type of show
- 2:52:25though, buddy. Well, why not?
- 2:52:30Maybe you could get some more? Views.
- 2:52:32Why not Sam? Sadly, sadly we would.
- 2:52:36Probably, sadly, we probably should.
- 2:52:39Probably, sadly, we probably could get more viewers.
- 2:52:44I mean, if you were stroking off the CEO of Microsoft, I'm sure
- 2:52:49you would get more viewer. I I mean you, you, you used to
- 2:52:52show feet, Sam. That was that was a long time
- 2:52:59ago. Yes, but people like feet.
- 2:53:03People will pay for feet. And yet no one, and yet to this
- 2:53:08day no one will answer my question of why?
- 2:53:13Why do people like? Feet because nobody understands
- 2:53:16it. Because they're broken, mentally
- 2:53:21and physically. Because they like Dick.
- 2:53:27I don't know, Sam. I mean, I mean, I mean, everyone
- 2:53:33in Hollywood is a little weird. So but but a little.
- 2:53:39Gay. But the a?
- 2:53:44Little Jewish. But basically, you know, bits
- 2:53:49and bones Friday night, we're not really sure what we're going
- 2:53:53to come. I know. 5:00 PM.
- 2:53:56Cover Saturday night will probably be WRTO.
- 2:54:04Well, we're definitely releasing music every Friday, perhaps
- 2:54:08starting this Friday, but definitely next Friday.
- 2:54:10I'm going to put another one out this week that it might not come
- 2:54:13out on Friday, but then I'm going to start scheduling the so
- 2:54:18we'll have new music Friday from Right to Offend every week
- 2:54:22pretty much through the summer if I can help it.
- 2:54:26Based. And WRTO she's got.
- 2:54:31That new? Serial killer painting that she
- 2:54:34was doing and we got plenty of new music.
- 2:54:37We're keep putting them out. She is going to be putting out
- 2:54:40her first single soon and check out both of our Suno's at Blame
- 2:54:51Max and then at Maxine said. And that's that.
- 2:54:57Maybe a new cringe coffee house over the new developments in the
- 2:55:01Johnny Fox case, but I already went over all of it here.
- 2:55:06It's just going to be like an hour and a half of me gloating
- 2:55:08about how gay he is, so that sounds fun.
- 2:55:14Worth. It worth it.
- 2:55:18I will tune in for that. I'm probably going to write a
- 2:55:22song for the occasion that's a little bit more explicit than I
- 2:55:26have been. You know something to the effect
- 2:55:28of Johnny Fox is a homosexual. Monday there will Monday there
- 2:55:35will be an interview of of some sort.
- 2:55:38I'm just waiting for potential guest to get back to me and
- 2:55:45yeah, then we'll be back here next week.
- 2:55:47So, but anyway, thanks for coming out everyone.
- 2:55:54And yeah, we'll see you on next week.
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