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Middle Class My Ass · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:07
  El Guapo: And now is the time when things are shifting.
• 0:10
  El Guapo: There could be a new bleeding last summer who are fake news.
• 0:20
  El Guapo: I am not suicidal.
• 0:24
  El Guapo: We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back. I'll circle back.
• 0:29
  El Guapo: Do not come, do not come.
• 0:34
  El Guapo: I'm gonna come.
• 0:37
  Testecleese: Low and Walker episode 274 of the second season of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:45
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:47
  Testecleese: What's you guys drinking? So.
• 0:48
  Brian McFadden: I had to think about it for a second. It's been a while.
• 0:51
  Testecleese: It gets a little confusing sometimes, I understand.
• 0:55
  Testecleese: We excuse me. We got Guapo with us again. He was ready to go last week, and managed to come by this time, when we, even though we missed one.
• 1:05
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 1:05
  Testecleese: Funny because I I almost recorded one with you. I almost sent you a message like, Hey, let's do this, and I was like, I have no idea to upload this thing.
• 1:13
  Brian McFadden: I want to take. You could have just.
• 1:15
  Testecleese: But then I was like.
• 1:16
  Brian McFadden: File, and I could have done it all so.
• 1:18
  Testecleese: I said that, and then I was like, that's a giant file to try to send through.
• 1:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but with with Gmail. It's not that big of a file, you know. So.
• 1:26
  Testecleese: Thought I'd do through Google Docs and other.
• 1:28
  Brian McFadden: Well, you can do it through that, too. It's it's just an audio file. I don't need the video file, so it's only like 4 or 5 Megs.
• 1:35
  Testecleese: Point. I'll keep that in mind next time.
• 1:37
  El Guapo: Hold on. We don't need to share videos or what.
• 1:39
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:40
  Brian McFadden: We are doing an audio version of the show.
• 1:42
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 1:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, we yeah, there's no place to watch the video of this.
• 1:48
  El Guapo: Got you.
• 1:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, we weren't getting enough views in general for a video show or a live show. So
• 1:55
  Testecleese: too much effort. Right? Why bother putting in the effort. If there's nothing coming back.
• 1:58
  El Guapo: Right.
• 2:00
  Testecleese: Chat.
• 2:00
  Testecleese: We don't get anything coming back from doing this show like this, but at least people listen to it.
• 2:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, our listeners are awesome.
• 2:07
  El Guapo: Hold on. After this, everything going on with Canadians? Have we lost Canadian listeners.
• 2:12
  Brian McFadden: Let me check real quick.
• 2:14
  Testecleese: I don't know. Are they about to? Yes, we did, because they're about to be American listeners.
• 2:23
  El Guapo: Oh, sorry! Let me rephrase the the State of Canada.
• 2:28
  Testecleese: Did you?
• 2:29
  Testecleese: They say now, saying, don't just annex Canada like redraw the border with Canada and make that the 51st State.
• 2:36
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 2:37
  Testecleese: What? What is it? Something like 80% of the or 60% of the Canadian population lives within 50 miles of the Us border, or something like that.
• 2:43
  El Guapo: Something like that.
• 2:44
  Testecleese: It's some weird numbers like that. It's like, Oh, geez! And it makes.
• 2:47
  Brian McFadden: No, we still have one Canadian listener.
• 2:50
  El Guapo: Oh, cool!
• 2:51
  El Guapo: Welcome to the.
• 2:52
  Brian McFadden: We also have a listener from Malawa, Malaysia, and Peru.
• 2:58
  El Guapo: Oh, wow!
• 2:58
  Testecleese: And row.
• 3:01
  El Guapo: Anybody from the State of Greenland, yet.
• 3:04
  Brian McFadden: No, we have 2 from California, one from Maryland, one from Ohio, one from Oregon, one from Virginia.
• 3:14
  El Guapo: Are you from Virginia?
• 3:15
  Testecleese: I sent off my brother-in-law the where to find this on podbeam. He's like he still does that
• 3:24
  Testecleese: voice like, Yeah, at least, I don't have to hear about most of it.
• 3:28
  Brian McFadden: How long have you been in town for.
• 3:33
  Testecleese: Until he's leaving Thursday morning.
• 3:35
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 3:36
  Testecleese: So just coming in to see West Virginia. His, his daughters have never seen the snow, so they're excited for that.
• 3:43
  Brian McFadden: Is there still snow there.
• 3:45
  Testecleese: It snowed this morning. Dude.
• 3:48
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 3:49
  Testecleese: Remember. I'm.
• 3:50
  Brian McFadden: All last week, when I was traveling, I was wearing shorts and flip-flops the whole time, unless I had to wear pants for a meeting.
• 3:56
  Testecleese: That's what's crazy is. 2 days ago, though, I was out in the yard, I can only burn between the hours of 5 Pm. And 7 Am. Some kind of weird burn that I'm like overnight seems weird, but I guess maybe it's easier to see if it spreads. You know what I mean.
• 4:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 4:10
  Testecleese: But it was nice. I was wearing a T-shirt. The wife came out, and like put together a yard cart that we had been sitting on in a T-shirt. The girls were all playing the next day it snowed, and I was like, what's going on here.
• 4:24
  Testecleese: Well, that's just the way it is.
• 4:26
  Testecleese: Oh, okay. So the super mayor.
• 4:31
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 4:34
  Testecleese: she predicted there was gonna be a landslide blowout. Ain't nobody who ain't. Ain't nobody black not going to vote for her, because that'd be racist.
• 4:42
  Brian McFadden: Wrong.
• 4:44
  Testecleese: Yes, which? And by the way, it's a.
• 4:45
  Brian McFadden: There was a blowout. Oh.
• 4:49
  Brian McFadden: she didn't even show up to her own celebration at the end of the night, and she blamed it all on everybody else.
• 4:57
  El Guapo: Hold on! Hold on! She lost! She lost the race, the primary.
• 5:01
  Testecleese: She goes primary.
• 5:02
  El Guapo: Oh, hold on! Because she had to job one of them. She got a where is it?
• 5:09
  Testecleese: Ship, and in the village right.
• 5:11
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 5:12
  Testecleese: There's like 2 different. Once he's on the board of one thing and the mayor of the other.
• 5:16
  El Guapo: Oh, okay. She loves the mayor, mayoral.
• 5:18
  Brian McFadden: He's no longer the mayor.
• 5:20
  Testecleese: Well, she is as of right now.
• 5:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, for sure.
• 5:23
  Testecleese: And a swearing in.
• 5:24
  El Guapo: Right.
• 5:25
  Testecleese: Was just primary. There wasn't even like a new mayor was picked yet.
• 5:29
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 5:30
  Brian McFadden: It won't be her.
• 5:32
  Testecleese: Why not?
• 5:33
  El Guapo: Let's do our.
• 5:34
  Brian McFadden: Writing campaign. I guess.
• 5:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 5:36
  Testecleese: Oh, hold up my bad. That guy went off a little early. There
• 5:41
  Testecleese: I got. I got this this new thing here.
• 5:46
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 5:47
  Testecleese: Tiffany Heyer, she released just after her being primary.
• 5:52
  Testecleese: She's a gangster rapper, I guess.
• 5:54
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez I can't.
• 5:57
  Testecleese: I gotta move this crap, because, my
• 6:00
  Testecleese: oh, my God! It won't even let me do. It keeps trying to bring up copilot. This new Google Crap keeps showing.
• 6:06
  Brian McFadden: For Microsoft.
• 6:08
  Testecleese: I know.
• 6:09
  Testecleese: Here we go of it, me and I'll like it's illegal.
• 6:16
  Testecleese: Feed the people, be the people.
• 6:21
  Testecleese: and I clean the streets of.
• 6:26
  Brian McFadden: Did you clean the streets up.
• 6:29
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 6:30
  Brian McFadden: It says, to clean the streets up.
• 6:31
  Testecleese: Cleaning the streets up. She's feeding the people. This is just a little Caesar. There's a whole song that she's gonna drop soon. That is number one on the billboards. We all know that saying how, as soon as she got elected, she was a criminal, and it must be illegal, because she's just feeding the people.
• 6:50
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, it!
• 6:53
  Testecleese: I don't understand this thing these politicians are doing to gettify themselves.
• 6:59
  El Guapo: Because they won't be related to the people. But
• 7:01
  Testecleese: But that's if they're acting. All the Ghetto
• 7:06
  Testecleese: see their constituents as like this is who's going to vote for.
• 7:09
  El Guapo: Well, you know she got a criminal record before she became major, too.
• 7:14
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 7:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 7:15
  Testecleese: Yes, but I don't.
• 7:17
  El Guapo: I just found in the other thing about it. I found out that Jasmine Crocker.
• 7:21
  Testecleese: Yes, actually, I have that loaded up next for you. Listen to this, Jasmine Crockett. Oh.
• 7:28
  Testecleese: and of course, yeah. And.
• 7:30
  El Guapo: Of course that.
• 7:30
  Testecleese: As you are on mute. This is
• 7:33
  Testecleese: this, you, the right-handed libertarian thing.
• 7:36
  El Guapo: No, the her she was like when she was a house representative, Texas.
• 7:40
  Testecleese: Yes, yes, exactly. This is this is something that the Josie, the redheaded libertarian, put out on X.
• 7:49
  Testecleese: This is her speaking in interviews
• 7:52
  Testecleese: when she was representing just in Texas and not on a Federal level versus what she's doing on a Federal level. So listen in mind, I'm thinking I just got to Austin.
• 8:03
  Brian McFadden: Higher.
• 8:04
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 8:06
  Testecleese: how about this? See? Y'all don't know what white privilege looks like. But I'ma show you a little bit of something. It's a huge responsibility. You know the Congressional seat is over 4 times as large as my house seat. I'm trying to get clarification. Look at, calm down, calm down. No, no, no, because this
• 8:22
  Testecleese: and I was just starting to get into the rhythm of doing constituent services. 3. They send them to Texas.
• 8:28
  Testecleese: anyway. It goes on and on, but it's her like, Oh, yeah, it's great. And this is what I'm getting into. And this is how we're handling stuff.
• 8:35
  Brian McFadden: Big of a house does she have? She said. Her district's 4 times the size of her house.
• 8:39
  Testecleese: Houston, right.
• 8:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 8:41
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, her primary school education, so like K through 12,
• 8:48
  Testecleese: cost more than the average American's college education.
• 8:53
  El Guapo: She's blue.
• 8:55
  Testecleese: Oh, she her! She came super loaded, grew up in super nice area, went to the expensive private schools that cost more than
• 9:04
  Testecleese: $35,000 a year.
• 9:06
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 9:07
  Brian McFadden: Dang!
• 9:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, this is some people's annual income. Yeah. And she's over here talking all like.
• 9:14
  Testecleese: yeah, you should look out for the people like me down on the bottom like bitch, just like when what's her name there? Harris
• 9:21
  Testecleese: was saying. She was middle class like it's like bitch. Both your parents were doctors, and you went to private school in Montreal.
• 9:28
  El Guapo: Middle class, like, yeah, according to what?
• 9:31
  Brian McFadden: Middle class, my ass.
• 9:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 9:33
  Testecleese: That's middle class. What's upper middle class, or even upper lower class? A lower upper class.
• 9:38
  El Guapo: You know, is it? Is it? DC, this toxic they make you change this way, or what you know.
• 9:47
  Testecleese: I think that these democrats genuinely look down on the American people, and this is how they see them as ignorant and unable to handle themselves.
• 9:57
  El Guapo: But wants to get to DC. Because she sounded so proper back in Houston.
• 10:05
  Testecleese: Yup!
• 10:05
  El Guapo: She's a customer service. She got a customer service voice, and next to us DC. Street talk.
• 10:12
  Testecleese: Exactly. She's on a national stage now, and you know no one's gonna remember Jasmine Crockett, unless she's calling Madra Taylor Greene, the bleach blonde bad Bill.
• 10:21
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 10:21
  Testecleese: Body or whatever that was. Remember that.
• 10:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 10:24
  Testecleese: That was her.
• 10:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 10:26
  Testecleese: Okay, so like this woman's trying to make herself look and sound like a hoe.
• 10:31
  El Guapo: You know how old is she?
• 10:33
  Testecleese: I have no idea she can't handle.
• 10:35
  El Guapo: I.
• 10:37
  Testecleese: That sounds good.
• 10:37
  El Guapo: She was in her twenties, the way she talked all ghetto and stuff like.
• 10:41
  Testecleese: Please, do.
• 10:41
  El Guapo: Like bare.
• 10:42
  Testecleese: I thought.
• 10:42
  El Guapo: Goody.
• 10:43
  Testecleese: I I thought you were referring to the black dome. Crack thing she looks like she's, you know, pretty good shape, or whatever.
• 10:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I thought she was like I had thirties barely, you know, like.
• 10:52
  Testecleese: Oh, like Aoc! That's why she's still talking like she's some dumb kid.
• 10:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 10:56
  Testecleese: Speaking of, though people that aren't as old as they are.
• 11:01
  Testecleese: don't look as old as they are,
• 11:03
  Testecleese: do you have any idea how old Pam Bondi is.
• 11:05
  El Guapo: Oh, I already know.
• 11:07
  El Guapo: No, I don't.
• 11:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, almost 60. I'm sorry. She'll be 60.
• 11:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, I was shocked like no fucking way. Dude.
• 11:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, Daryl.
• 11:18
  El Guapo: Dude. I'm her husband is a lucky motherfucker dude.
• 11:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. If he he's hoping it's 60, it still works.
• 11:27
  El Guapo: You make that shit work.
• 11:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, they they got bills for that, too. Don't worry about that.
• 11:33
  Testecleese: Oh, all right.
• 11:36
  Testecleese: While while we're talking about follow up stuff all those Biden's pardons and executive orders.
• 11:43
  Testecleese: Here's an attorney attorneys general in Missouri who's looking to have all that stuff thrown out.
• 11:49
  Brian McFadden: Well, the preemptive ones correct.
• 11:51
  Testecleese: Not just that. But he's saying
• 11:54
  Testecleese: it's clear to everyone. You even have these guys writing books that Joe wasn't in his right mind. He has no idea what he signed.
• 12:01
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 12:02
  Testecleese: And I was like, that's not a terrible argument on.
• 12:04
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 12:08
  Testecleese: I don't know where we should go from there, but I understand the logic at least.
• 12:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 12:15
  Testecleese: You shared this one just a couple of hours ago, Brian, about Eric Adams.
• 12:19
  Brian McFadden: Yes, the they had the the judge. That was on the case. That was,
• 12:27
  Brian McFadden: you know, looking at the Department of Justice's
• 12:32
  Brian McFadden: whether they should drop the case or not.
• 12:34
  Brian McFadden: Well, he should agree it to be happening. He put on like a
• 12:38
  Brian McFadden: a special prosecutor kind of person that investigated another person, and that person said, yes, we should drop all these charges.
• 12:48
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 12:48
  Testecleese: I mean, I agree it. It seems as though they only went after him is when he came out against the Federal Government's immigration policy.
• 12:57
  Testecleese: And it's the whole. Show me the man. I can show you the crime.
• 13:00
  Testecleese: You can't pick someone to prosecute. You have to find a crime that actually happened. That was problem. Because I mean.
• 13:06
  Testecleese: I'm certain anyone listening to this show even hate listening. I am certain if I went back through your history I could find somewhere you broke the law, and you could still go to prison, for just like just like, I am certain you give me access to 100% of your receipts. I can prove that you cheat on your taxes.
• 13:24
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 13:25
  Testecleese: Assuming you filed. You had to have made a mistake somewhere, right.
• 13:32
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, let's be real about that, Brian, the Government knows how much money you owe right.
• 13:38
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 13:39
  Testecleese: Why the fuck do they bother making you fill it, figure it out and fill it out on your own, and do this instead of them, just
• 13:45
  Testecleese: either sending you a bill or your refund.
• 13:48
  El Guapo: When I say vlad.
• 13:49
  Testecleese: Well, they'll send you the bill, anyway. They just won't send you your refunds.
• 13:53
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 13:54
  El Guapo: Well, if you if they don't know if you're gonna submit the
• 13:57
  El Guapo: claims or something like that now a few dominar, for now.
• 14:03
  Testecleese: Oh, yes, yes. Guapo, Brian, how many times did you guys claim shit coming back in the United States on a Navy ship to pay taxes on.
• 14:14
  Brian McFadden: Some things.
• 14:15
  Testecleese: You real? I are you kidding me? I.
• 14:17
  Brian McFadden: Well, there were no taxes to be paid, because they've been gone for 6 months, so.
• 14:23
  Testecleese: Well, I remember I bought diamonds from in Israel.
• 14:28
  Testecleese: and I made a little steel box that I welded together and welded the bottom of a deck plate above the bilge
• 14:34
  Testecleese: to hide them A from my own crew, and BB. If something weird did happen, they went through my shit. I wouldn't be paying import taxes on these diamonds.
• 14:44
  El Guapo: Well, if you.
• 14:45
  Testecleese: Tariff, if you will.
• 14:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, if you don't wear like jewelry and stuff like that, they're not gonna ask you.
• 14:52
  Testecleese: Well, no, I just had diamonds that I bought because they were cheap, and I made earrings out of them for the wife.
• 14:57
  El Guapo: No.
• 14:58
  Testecleese: Actually that. And her engagement ring. Diamond was in that batch, too.
• 15:03
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 15:05
  Testecleese: All right. Philadelphia is on the same side as Maine with these trans athletes?
• 15:13
  Testecleese: Do you think trump's going to follow through and cut Federal funding to their schooling?
• 15:18
  Brian McFadden: I think he's gonna try.
• 15:21
  El Guapo: But did he abolish the.
• 15:25
  Testecleese: He said, males may not play in female sports.
• 15:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, but he just he just abolish the no, the kissue.
• 15:34
  Brian McFadden: No, he's working on it. It hasn't happened yet. It's not gonna be as simple as everybody makes it think sound.
• 15:39
  Testecleese: Abolish the what?
• 15:40
  Brian McFadden: Department of Education.
• 15:42
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 15:43
  El Guapo: Oh, he's just gonna it's an automatic payment.
• 15:46
  Testecleese: It'll take Congress to abolish a department right.
• 15:49
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 15:50
  Testecleese: I agree.
• 15:54
  Testecleese: I mean, like.
• 15:56
  Testecleese: I know we've been saying, is that trump's not really a Republican, even though everyone's calling him a Republican. He ran the Republican ticket. He's not really a Republican. He's a 19 nineties New York Democrat, right?
• 16:07
  El Guapo: No, none of the Republicans are really Republicans.
• 16:10
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 16:12
  Testecleese: I don't know Rand, Paul, but he's libertarian. No, no.
• 16:14
  El Guapo: No, no, no, I'm talking about Tulsi Gabber, Eli Moss.
• 16:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, that's exactly the point. And.
• 16:20
  El Guapo: None of that.
• 16:21
  Testecleese: That's exactly the point is, the Republican party wasn't working, and they brought in something new. At least, the Republicans realized, hey, we got to change something and shit. They put Donald Trump up and won twice.
• 16:32
  El Guapo: All of the previous Democrats do so.
• 16:40
  Testecleese: And now reports coming out that Thomas Crooks, the attempted assassin of Trump, probably had an accomplice.
• 16:48
  El Guapo: Of course. Dude.
• 16:50
  Testecleese: Isn't this what every Wackadoo on the Internet was saying the whole time.
• 16:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, because now.
• 16:57
  Testecleese: How the fuck did you possibly get into that position? He flew a drone over this place.
• 17:03
  El Guapo: Somebody was flying the drone and he they were like
• 17:06
  El Guapo: telling him what to do now.
• 17:09
  Testecleese: Oh, well, the civilians! They're like he has a gun on the rooftops, and the cops are like what.
• 17:15
  Brian McFadden: No
• 17:17
  Testecleese: Oh, it's too pitched! We're not up there. It's like you're on that roof over there that is the same pitch asshole.
• 17:24
  Testecleese: Oh, my! Oh, my, all right! Well, let's move on to introductory stuff, because that was all. Follow up.
• 17:33
  Testecleese: I know.
• 17:33
  Brian McFadden: Half hour in the follow up!
• 17:35
  Testecleese: I own the intro is the stuff that we do for well, we're actually like 20 min. And we started a little late.
• 17:42
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 17:43
  Testecleese: The intro is the stuff that we want to talk about, but doesn't necessarily fit into a topic
• 17:48
  Testecleese: like, for example, did you see this shit, Brian, that the United States Government scrambled up some F. 16 s. Over Florida.
• 17:55
  Brian McFadden: No, I missed this.
• 17:58
  Testecleese: 3 privately owned air vehicles, aircraft or circling mar-a-lago.
• 18:05
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 18:08
  Brian McFadden: Error.
• 18:09
  Testecleese: I don't know if he was or not.
• 18:11
  El Guapo: When was this?
• 18:12
  Testecleese: This! Hey? Open up the article.
• 18:14
  El Guapo: Well, I'm sorry I didn't know if you know the top of your head. That's what I.
• 18:17
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 18:17
  El Guapo: Before he became President. After.
• 18:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, after.
• 18:20
  Testecleese: I am.
• 18:22
  El Guapo: Oh, it's just being revealed that this happened, you know.
• 18:26
  Testecleese: It was 11 0. 5 Am. 12 Pm. 1250 Pm.
• 18:31
  Brian McFadden: He might have been. There was the weekend.
• 18:34
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 18:34
  Brian McFadden: I wouldn't make it a no-fly zone.
• 18:38
  Testecleese: And yeah, the F-sixteen. They didn't have to fire or anything. Obviously, they just showed up and like.
• 18:44
  Brian McFadden: Oh, shit.
• 18:45
  Testecleese: Is they? The problem is, they can't fly as slow as these personally owned.
• 18:49
  Brian McFadden: Aircraft. Yeah.
• 18:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, so.
• 18:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think.
• 18:52
  Testecleese: Bye, bye.
• 18:52
  El Guapo: Based on the day of the week, and the time could be just like 80.
• 18:56
  Brian McFadden: Oh, here it is! And trump waved, cheer cheerfully waved as he arrived at Mar-a-lago during despite the security concerns. So he was on his way to Mar-a-lago. When this happened.
• 19:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I mean there's planes could be just some idiots like, Hey, you know, trump.
• 19:13
  Brian McFadden: I guarantee it was somebody else.
• 19:15
  El Guapo: Like, let's go check it out.
• 19:16
  Brian McFadden: Out of 10. It is idiots, but you don't know that for sure.
• 19:18
  El Guapo: No, no, that's what.
• 19:19
  Brian McFadden: You gotta treat it like
• 19:20
  Brian McFadden: an attack, you know. Remember, they almost tried to kill him twice in the campaign.
• 19:25
  Testecleese: Or just recon. What if it was North Korea paying? Some guys pretend they didn't tell me North Korea. They just got these guys
• 19:34
  Testecleese: watches for him.
• 19:35
  Testecleese: Oh, Honeypot, you know. So yeah, you know.
• 19:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. He used a gorgeous woman like, Oh, can you take some pictures of mar-a-lago for me?
• 19:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 19:42
  Testecleese: To me you'd be epic. Oh, and now you're taking pictures of the President's house.
• 19:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. But I saw that I was like, holy crap. How come that? Didn't make like major headlines.
• 19:55
  Testecleese: No one cares.
• 19:57
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 19:57
  El Guapo: No.
• 19:58
  El Guapo: I think we should. It's better that way. At least they don't know that we know in a way.
• 20:04
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm sure the people involved know that we know, because no, no, no.
• 20:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 20:10
  Testecleese: And that's.
• 20:11
  El Guapo: The less everybody else or your enemy knows that you know the better you are, because you still got the hard cards in play in your hand, you know.
• 20:20
  Testecleese: Yes, appear weak when you were strong, and appear strong. When you are weak.
• 20:24
  Testecleese: You read some sun Tzu.
• 20:26
  El Guapo: No, but I don't believe in that too much.
• 20:29
  Testecleese: Because he wrote the he wrote the Art of War.
• 20:32
  El Guapo: How's that working out for China?
• 20:34
  Testecleese: There was 10,000 years ago. China was a massive empire for thousands of them.
• 20:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, if if that was the case, how come? China didn't use it when Japan was invaded?
• 20:46
  Testecleese: Japan showed up with superior technology. There's nothing China could do to stop it.
• 20:51
  El Guapo: Yes, they are the word.
• 20:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 20:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 20:55
  Testecleese: Art only takes you so far, Genghis Khan. So
• 21:01
  Testecleese: show up with rifles and you got spears. You're gonna lose, you know. I'm not saying the Japanese had rifles. They had Qatars.
• 21:07
  El Guapo: They have our Air Air Force 2. With our Americans.
• 21:12
  Testecleese: Which is funny. Actually, the Chinese invented gunpowder. You think they would have invented the firearm instead of the rocket? Well, not inside the rocket.
• 21:19
  El Guapo: No, it was a certain talent invented it.
• 21:22
  El Guapo: Rifle.
• 21:24
  Testecleese: Well it was. That was a long process before we got the actual rifling, but.
• 21:28
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 21:29
  Testecleese: Your blunderbust, your scatter guns.
• 21:32
  El Guapo: I know the Italians bent the fiberglass by accident.
• 21:36
  Testecleese: So what do you guys think of Trump's executive order making English the official language.
• 21:41
  El Guapo: No, I just.
• 21:42
  Brian McFadden: A good thing.
• 21:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, the everything government official had to be in English. So.
• 21:48
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 21:48
  El Guapo: Gonna make people like, if yeah. So if you want to become a citizen, you have to know English.
• 21:54
  Testecleese: Only notification.
• 21:55
  Testecleese: It's in English and such.
• 21:57
  El Guapo: Driver, license in English, too.
• 22:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm still not sure where I stand on this. This is supposed to the whole idea of the melting pot.
• 22:06
  Testecleese: But at the same time, people can't communicate what good is having
• 22:10
  Testecleese: different people's around. You know what I mean. Like. If you can't communicate with each other, you're not doing business, or helping each other.
• 22:15
  El Guapo: Supposed to assimilate. You're not supposed to just.
• 22:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, you can speak Korean in your home, or even with your friends. But when you go to work.
• 22:25
  El Guapo: Not even that I talk about like it's like.
• 22:30
  Testecleese: Trying to get a gun permit.
• 22:32
  El Guapo: No, no, no! Like I say, how do I know? You know how to drive? You barely know how to read the English, you know.
• 22:37
  El Guapo: Oh, you know how to read the signs, and this is the exit. Oh, watch out for this this and that like just.
• 22:43
  Testecleese: The mirror.
• 22:43
  El Guapo: I? You know how to read.
• 22:45
  El Guapo: you know. Yeah, I know a lot of Americans that don't know what road signs mean, too, though.
• 22:50
  Testecleese: Like that speak English, which is really sad. They see, like the upside down triangle, like with the single point down, like, what does that mean like, Oh, my God! It's a yield sign like it doesn't say yield like it doesn't have to say, Yield.
• 23:05
  El Guapo: So. No, I would just say, error like, what are you talking about? Then you say, yield, yeah, usually stay, yield at it.
• 23:10
  Testecleese: They don't always, though, just like like I've seen I got stop signs out here that don't say anything on them. It's just a red octagon.
• 23:18
  El Guapo: All right.
• 23:19
  Testecleese: Cheap. It's inexpensive, you know.
• 23:22
  Testecleese: Remember, I'm in the middle of nowhere, too.
• 23:24
  El Guapo: I got too many fucking stops on here, my goddamn.
• 23:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, we'll get started with reflective tape on them.
• 23:33
  Brian McFadden: It's about 5.
• 23:34
  El Guapo: The subset. Yeah.
• 23:35
  Brian McFadden: You're doing that yourself.
• 23:37
  El Guapo: No.
• 23:38
  Testecleese: But I'm about 10 min, 15 min drive from the nearest community.
• 23:44
  Testecleese: That community has one stoplight.
• 23:47
  El Guapo: That's good.
• 23:49
  Testecleese: Which I laughed about because I I was reading. Someone is trying to sell something like, Oh, yeah, come through, you know, Webster Springs and turn left at the stoplight. I was like, Oh, my God! The stoplight.
• 24:02
  El Guapo: No, we got now. We got a fucking.
• 24:07
  Testecleese: Not too many.
• 24:07
  El Guapo: Camera camera. Take a picture. You if you go beyond the speed limit.
• 24:13
  Testecleese: Oh, really, I know they're doing. If you ran red lights.
• 24:16
  El Guapo: No, you go a construction zone.
• 24:20
  El Guapo: Even at nighttime, when nobody's working, you go over the speed limit. You still get a ticket.
• 24:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's that's running. That's.
• 24:27
  El Guapo: And now I realized and I realized that this area, this they put the stop the speed limit. So the construction somehow miraculously slowed down.
• 24:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 24:40
  El Guapo: So they want to milk milk as much as they can.
• 24:43
  Testecleese: That's another thing, actually, that you would probably know Guapo.
• 24:48
  El Guapo: There's different speed limit signs for trucks.
• 24:51
  Testecleese: Than cars.
• 24:54
  Testecleese: Lot of people don't realize that. But up here the speed limits, mostly 55 miles an hour, like almost everywhere on the main road, but the signs everywhere in yellow, where they say 25 miles an hour. The picture of a truck tilting. And it's like, yeah trucks you're gonna tip over if you go to.
• 25:09
  El Guapo: Well, you know those signs on the exit like how slow! 35 miles per hour! But even though you could take it 45. No, that's for me.
• 25:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright.
• 25:19
  Testecleese: You see the new person who should be playing I think it's Jesus Christ superstar. But playing Jesus in a plane. California.
• 25:27
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 25:29
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 25:30
  Brian McFadden: I miss the.
• 25:31
  Testecleese: Oh, Cynthia, Erivo.
• 25:33
  Brian McFadden: A woman's gonna play Jesus.
• 25:35
  Testecleese: Black woman with her bull ring thing there, her nose pierced in the middle.
• 25:41
  Brian McFadden: Taking that out for the.
• 25:42
  El Guapo: Hire.
• 25:44
  Brian McFadden: Is she taking that out for the the performance?
• 25:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, and she's gonna put them through her wrists.
• 25:53
  Testecleese: But I was like Jesus wasn't a woman
• 25:56
  Testecleese: like I don't care what skin color you do Jesus with. However, Middle Eastern would probably be better because he was, you know, Middle Eastern.
• 26:04
  Brian McFadden: I tried to read the article with the blazes. I've written too many free articles from him.
• 26:09
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 26:10
  Brian McFadden: They want me.
• 26:10
  Testecleese: Really.
• 26:11
  Brian McFadden: Describe.
• 26:11
  Testecleese: That's what I'm saying, Brian is. I'm.
• 26:13
  El Guapo: The basis of alright. Whatever.
• 26:15
  Testecleese: I'm tempted to put a lot of money into the paypal for this show to buy new subscriptions for us.
• 26:22
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 26:23
  Testecleese: I really am, because it's a pain in the butt. You you share an article, and you go.
• 26:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:27
  Testecleese: No, you only get 2 free reads.
• 26:29
  Brian McFadden: Oom.
• 26:34
  El Guapo: No, I don't care like whatever I don't care anymore.
• 26:41
  Testecleese: Well, Kelsey, Kelsey Gabbard is about to fire a whole bunch of these Nsa people. Did you see this secret?
• 26:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I heard about it on the Clay and Buck show, because Buck used to be in the CIA, and he couldn't believe some of the shit they were saying on that sex chat line.
• 26:58
  Testecleese: It was stuff that if you said in work you would be in front of Hr. Getting fired.
• 27:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 27:02
  Testecleese: Not even a question about how you like to be penetrated.
• 27:06
  Testecleese: And it's like what the fuck.
• 27:09
  El Guapo: They were reading what they were talking about, too, like we can bank when bank can bang like, yeah, talk about that. What I hear, what happened.
• 27:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, you guys that on the floor of the house, didn't they?
• 27:24
  El Guapo: No, that this is the chat room.
• 27:27
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I'm just saying, when they were actually.
• 27:28
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. The gate.
• 27:30
  Testecleese: Each other in the butt.
• 27:31
  El Guapo: Yeah. And then again.
• 27:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, they just got fired.
• 27:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, they got fired. Yeah.
• 27:38
  Testecleese: they were. They were underlings. But what gets me is a lot of people were saying, stuff like, who cares if they're doing this? What business is like? 1st of all, they're on the job.
• 27:46
  El Guapo: No.
• 27:46
  Testecleese: Second they're using. They're using government stuff to do this.
• 27:54
  Testecleese: How about when you go to work? You don't talk about how like how you like your anus to be penetrated.
• 28:00
  Brian McFadden: No, that's not. That's not water fountain saved discussion.
• 28:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it blows my mind. It's like, Oh, this is perfectly acceptable. But if a woman walks into where I work, and I say, man, you look great today, all of a sudden I'm getting hit with sexual harassment. But this guy's like, I want to butt fuck you, and it's okay?
• 28:21
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, right
• 28:24
  Testecleese: you want to do the deaths thing. We don't. We haven't done this in a while, but a bunch of people died.
• 28:31
  Testecleese: Roberta Flack died. Remember her.
• 28:35
  Brian McFadden: It's awfully.
• 28:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's the only phone. I know her from.
• 28:37
  Brian McFadden: I think that was our claim to fame.
• 28:39
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 28:40
  Testecleese: Which was covered what 1015 years ago by like the fugees or the black eyed peas, or something. Yeah.
• 28:46
  El Guapo: No, yeah, something like that.
• 28:48
  Testecleese: Maybe the refugee all stars. I don't know.
• 28:49
  El Guapo: She live a life 88 years old.
• 28:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's really good.
• 28:53
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Oh, and a black woman
• 28:57
  Testecleese: who's famous in like the sixties.
• 29:00
  Testecleese: This has to be impossible, right?
• 29:03
  Testecleese: Like there's no like it was illegal to be successful in black, especially a black woman in the sixties. Right.
• 29:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, I keep hearing. It was like a month ago, too. So you know.
• 29:16
  Testecleese: Well, you know I'm talking about. Guapo is like perfect. Whatever.
• 29:20
  El Guapo: I mean I don't.
• 29:21
  El Guapo: Oh, there's a lot of successful people like the lady they want to see in the back of the bus. Rosa Park.
• 29:28
  Testecleese: Funny. She had nothing to do with that.
• 29:30
  El Guapo: I know, but I'm saying like I heard rumors. I don't know if we're concrete or not, that her husband on a bus company, so I don't know. I just saying it was a rumor, so I will look into it.
• 29:47
  Brian McFadden: We love your bus companies.
• 29:48
  El Guapo: No like it sounds like a setup.
• 29:50
  Testecleese: Sort of oh.
• 29:54
  Testecleese: you familiar with Michelle Trachtenberg.
• 29:58
  El Guapo: Laugh.
• 29:59
  Brian McFadden: I.
• 30:00
  El Guapo: Know her from the Europe trip.
• 30:02
  Brian McFadden: I know her from Buffy, the vampire slayer.
• 30:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:05
  Testecleese: Exactly. She was the redhead with the big lips.
• 30:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:08
  Testecleese: She's 39, I think.
• 30:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:11
  Testecleese: Died.
• 30:11
  Brian McFadden: And.
• 30:12
  Testecleese: Waiting for a liver transplant.
• 30:15
  El Guapo: No, I thought she got it.
• 30:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's.
• 30:17
  El Guapo: A toss together, liver transplant.
• 30:19
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 30:19
  El Guapo: Reject there, and dial.
• 30:21
  Testecleese: I think maybe you're right. I think maybe it was rejected. My mistake. Yeah.
• 30:24
  El Guapo: But.
• 30:24
  Testecleese: Where they killed her.
• 30:25
  El Guapo: 39 years old, like is it like, I don't know.
• 30:29
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're not. They're not saying it was the liver that killed her. They're saying she died of natural causes. She was. She had that transplant recently, but she was found dead near her New York City apartment.
• 30:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, I heard.
• 30:42
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 30:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:45
  Brian McFadden: They're not blaming it on the they're just saying that.
• 30:48
  Brian McFadden: you know, she had a liver transplant. They're not.
• 30:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but over yeah.
• 30:53
  El Guapo: Alright! I'll be here.
• 30:54
  Brian McFadden: Natural causes, no foul play expected.
• 30:57
  El Guapo: I know, but you probably the liver fail like this.
• 31:01
  Testecleese: Probably liver failure, but we don't know, for all we know, you know.
• 31:05
  Testecleese: and Gene Hackman and his wife and.
• 31:08
  Brian McFadden: It's a dog.
• 31:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, this is the one that's a suspect dude.
• 31:11
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore. They've got to figure it out as the.
• 31:13
  El Guapo: What happened?
• 31:14
  Testecleese: Well, everyone thought the same thing right away. When we heard what happened. We all thought carbon monoxide right.
• 31:20
  El Guapo: Oh, well, yeah, because the 1st thing I hear is happening didn't mention nothing about his wife or the dog. Later on, things that are getting revealed like.
• 31:27
  Brian McFadden: But they tested negative for carbon oxide.
• 31:31
  Brian McFadden: you know, and then but they came out today saying that she died 1st from Hantavirus.
• 31:39
  El Guapo: The one.
• 31:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, Hantavirus, but that's so rare.
• 31:42
  Testecleese: What the fucking it.
• 31:44
  Brian McFadden: Getting it from a bat or a rodent that's contaminated with it.
• 31:48
  Testecleese: It's typically, yeah.
• 31:50
  El Guapo: Okay, and a dog.
• 31:51
  Testecleese: So she might have. She might have, like scooped rat shit out of our mouth, shit out of her cabinet, and got Hansa virus.
• 31:58
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 31:59
  Brian McFadden: Dog would just had just had its own procedure. So its immune system was weakened, but also more likely that the dog died because Gene Hatman died.
• 32:09
  Testecleese: Car.
• 32:09
  Brian McFadden: A week later, and starved to death.
• 32:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, probably start.
• 32:14
  Brian McFadden: Gene Hadman was dealing with dementia, so he may not even realize he had a dog to take care of type deal, or how to take care.
• 32:22
  Testecleese: You're out of bed.
• 32:24
  El Guapo: Oh, dude! That's crazy! Dude!
• 32:27
  Testecleese: That's too bad. Gene Hackman was a.
• 32:29
  El Guapo: Good actor.
• 32:30
  El Guapo: You're the phenomenal actor.
• 32:32
  Testecleese: Right now.
• 32:32
  El Guapo: Was a primary corps. Guy, too.
• 32:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. And he decided it was time to retire, and just disappeared with his wife into the desert.
• 32:41
  Testecleese: and his wife was like 23 years younger than him.
• 32:43
  Brian McFadden: Santa Fe. Area.
• 32:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:48
  El Guapo: Wow!
• 32:49
  Testecleese: Here we go, Brian.
• 32:50
  Testecleese: I didn't realize Virginia Seatbelt law did not apply to the back seat.
• 32:55
  Brian McFadden: No, it's never applied to the back seat.
• 32:58
  Brian McFadden: and it will still remain not to apply to the back seat until July first.st
• 33:02
  Testecleese: Tomorrow.
• 33:04
  Testecleese: I think it should apply.
• 33:06
  Brian McFadden: What's the West Virginia laws on it?
• 33:10
  Testecleese: Honestly, I have no idea.
• 33:11
  Brian McFadden: I can tell you what they are off the top of my head.
• 33:14
  Testecleese: I always buckle up. It's it's not worth any of that.
• 33:18
  Brian McFadden: I guarantee it's not the law in West Virginia.
• 33:21
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 33:23
  Testecleese: I know you in Massachusetts you could actually get pulled over for not being buckled up.
• 33:27
  Brian McFadden: Well that there's a big difference between West Virginia and Massachusetts.
• 33:33
  Testecleese: Big difference.
• 33:36
  Testecleese: but yeah, like the the original design of the seatbelt wasn't to necessarily save your life. It was to stop you from flying out of the car when you hit a telephone pole and killing a kid.
• 33:48
  Testecleese: Now backseat. Yeah, you're probably less likely to go flying out the windshield.
• 33:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:52
  Testecleese: But I don't know. I think I think it's
• 33:56
  Testecleese: you're not tough by not buckling up.
• 34:00
  Testecleese: You know what I mean
• 34:02
  Testecleese: like. It's that uncomfortable, and it takes that much effort to put a seatbelt on.
• 34:07
  Brian McFadden: I'm not doing it.
• 34:08
  El Guapo: I'm not. I'm not even thinking about it. I already put it on.
• 34:11
  Testecleese: Yay, it's automatic. It's an automatic way. I sit down. Click, click! It's it's.
• 34:16
  El Guapo: Looking for it, you know.
• 34:17
  Brian McFadden: That's what that's the only reason I ride in the back seat is because I don't have to put my seatbelt on.
• 34:21
  Testecleese: It's that uncomfortable Brian.
• 34:24
  Brian McFadden: To my right.
• 34:26
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 34:26
  El Guapo: No not anymore.
• 34:27
  Brian McFadden: Fight fight for my C. Belt.
• 34:33
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 34:34
  Testecleese: And I guess armed forces brewing is leaving Virginia. The Norfolk area.
• 34:39
  Brian McFadden: They were, they took over the O'connor spot.
• 34:42
  El Guapo: Why did I make you money?
• 34:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, they can't. The the people around them won't support the business.
• 34:48
  El Guapo: The Liberals, or the Liberals.
• 34:50
  Testecleese: They're very conservative, apparently because this article was definitely written by Liberals because they
• 34:55
  Testecleese: Hi, LGBT, and all this stuff.
• 34:57
  Brian McFadden: You could definitely tell with a little the unbiased article. I was very biased.
• 35:03
  El Guapo: They need to change the name for unforced brew to Afb.
• 35:08
  El Guapo: and nobody would tell the difference. You know.
• 35:10
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, that was actually brought up as how you're you're disrespecting the veterans. It's like.
• 35:14
  Brian McFadden: What that's love beer! Are you kidding me?
• 35:18
  Brian McFadden: One right now?
• 35:20
  Brian McFadden: Not from Armed Forces Brewing Company, but a beer.
• 35:24
  Testecleese: Exactly, the the good.
• 35:25
  El Guapo: Well.
• 35:25
  Testecleese: Stuff.
• 35:26
  El Guapo: O'connor O'connor came out with one of the beers called El Wapo.
• 35:31
  El Guapo: I love the beer.
• 35:32
  Brian McFadden: It's still being brewed.
• 35:33
  El Guapo: Yeah. And it's just iconic. It was like in this area.
• 35:38
  El Guapo: So I think I don't. I don't know.
• 35:39
  Brian McFadden: Where you got your nickname from the Beer.
• 35:42
  El Guapo: Kinda I like, I like cleaning Eastwood movies and Westerns.
• 35:46
  Testecleese: Say, yeah, and wasn't there also?
• 35:49
  Testecleese: a Mexican mafioso? That was in like the
• 35:54
  Testecleese: oh, geez! What cartel was it with the chapel.
• 35:58
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, Chapo, that wasn't there! A guy like I wanted generals? Was El Guapo, or something.
• 36:03
  El Guapo: I guess so. It's a it's a nickname you get.
• 36:05
  Testecleese: A common nickname.
• 36:07
  El Guapo: No, it's a nickname. Yeah, for the ugly guy. Ugly.
• 36:10
  El Guapo: He doesn't exactly.
• 36:11
  Testecleese: Call them handsome. Yeah, they're handsome. I call them handsome. Yeah.
• 36:14
  El Guapo: You know how fucking Spanish people are to give you a nickname. It'd be something that's not even close to you.
• 36:20
  Testecleese: Oh, chop! Oh, come on!
• 36:21
  El Guapo: I know what a chapel means. No.
• 36:23
  Testecleese: I'll check no.
• 36:24
  El Guapo: The shoddy one.
• 36:26
  Testecleese: Chapo, short.
• 36:28
  El Guapo: Yeah short one, tiny one. That's what it's slang.
• 36:31
  Testecleese: Well, it's the same thing. You got the the guy who weighs 300 pounds or 6 4 tiny. You know what I mean.
• 36:37
  El Guapo: You know it's.
• 36:37
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 36:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 36:39
  Testecleese: No, but chapel is tiny. He's small. So that's why they call him the chapel. He's small.
• 36:44
  Testecleese: Speaking of monster dudes.
• 36:47
  Testecleese: Have you seen the TV series? Reacher?
• 36:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's not.
• 36:51
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 36:52
  Brian McFadden: Not a TV series.
• 36:54
  El Guapo: We came out with.
• 36:56
  Testecleese: This is, yeah. They're on a 3rd season.
• 36:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 36:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'm prime.
• 37:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:00
  Brian McFadden: I'm watching it right now.
• 37:02
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, it's great, isn't it?
• 37:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 37:04
  Testecleese: That dude is a monster that plays.
• 37:06
  El Guapo: He's wrong.
• 37:06
  Testecleese: There, isn't he?
• 37:07
  Brian McFadden: He never goes to the gym.
• 37:08
  Testecleese: But then there's that other dude that's like a foot and a half taller than that has to weigh a hundred pounds more.
• 37:13
  Testecleese: I need to watch this show now
• 37:15
  Testecleese: he's like what the fuck is that.
• 37:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 37:19
  El Guapo: You know he was.
• 37:19
  Brian McFadden: Did you watch the latest episode.
• 37:22
  El Guapo: I believe.
• 37:23
  Testecleese: When when she lost her badge.
• 37:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And he got face, lap.
• 37:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. It killed the man.
• 37:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 37:32
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. And then he's like, what are you gonna do about me? Punches him in the gut, and he's like, -oh.
• 37:39
  Testecleese: When he punched the other guy, and the guy starts throwing up everywhere.
• 37:43
  Brian McFadden: So I'm thoroughly enjoying that show. Yeah.
• 37:46
  Brian McFadden: Renewed it for a 4 season already.
• 37:48
  Testecleese: Excellent, and I don't know if you've noticed, but they're making it a point. Just put that dude and just box or briefs as often as they can.
• 37:55
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure, but I don't really notice that so
• 37:59
  Brian McFadden: well, because you're not like good. But every now and then, you see this dude like, just box and breathe in. His room was like getting dressed. And he's got that perfect chiseled. V, yeah.
• 38:07
  Brian McFadden: yeah, yeah.
• 38:07
  Testecleese: Don't talk about the guy. Looks like a fucking Greek god.
• 38:11
  El Guapo: And they talk about. Oh, you sexualized women and the TV show. Hello.
• 38:16
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 38:18
  Testecleese: Oh, fuck, you sexualized, I am done listening to these women complain about being sexualized. Did you see the shit that just happened this last awards thing.
• 38:26
  Brian McFadden: No, I didn't know much about it.
• 38:28
  El Guapo: Oscars, Emmy Gold. I don't even know what it was, but yeah, they showed up. They may as well have been naked dude.
• 38:33
  El Guapo: Bye-bye.
• 38:33
  Testecleese: Woman wore clothes made of her own hair.
• 38:37
  Brian McFadden: Gross.
• 38:38
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 38:40
  Brian McFadden: Wonder if it wonder if it was itchy.
• 38:42
  Testecleese: This is right. After they made a big deal about
• 38:47
  Testecleese: Kanye's wife showing up, wearing almost nothing to something else.
• 38:50
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 38:52
  Testecleese: Oh, it!
• 38:53
  Testecleese: That's what it is, though, is they don't care. They don't actually care what they're saying. They care what side of the politics you're on.
• 38:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 39:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 39:02
  Testecleese: All right.
• 39:03
  Testecleese: Well, out here in West Virginia they passed a bill, or it's on its way to the Senate, anyway.
• 39:10
  Testecleese: To require teachers to inform parents if they're if the students come up to their parents as transgender, or something
• 39:18
  Testecleese: like you can't keep it from the the parents.
• 39:21
  Brian McFadden: Right? Okay.
• 39:22
  Testecleese: I put this out on the old school platform, Facebook.
• 39:27
  Brian McFadden: How'd that go?
• 39:28
  Testecleese: And I asked, well, I was like, what? Why? Because this? It was a math teacher that's responded to it.
• 39:34
  Testecleese: Why is a math teacher talking about their sexuality with children.
• 39:38
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 39:39
  Testecleese: I I got ripped apart by my liberal friends up in North.
• 39:44
  Testecleese: I was like, Are you kidding me? I was like, think of what would have happened when you were in high school if your teacher was talking to you about what to put where.
• 39:53
  Brian McFadden: They would have, they would have got beat down by your parents.
• 39:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, and fired.
• 39:59
  Testecleese: Alright, wife sent me something. Let's see if it matters revenge of the smirk.
• 40:06
  El Guapo: Alright.
• 40:07
  Testecleese: You know what's funny is. I bet I know exactly the ones you sent me.
• 40:10
  El Guapo: Oh, well.
• 40:10
  Brian McFadden: Are she sending us thumbnails for the show?
• 40:13
  Testecleese: Maybe. But I don't want. It's a little video clip, and I don't want to go through it right now.
• 40:19
  Testecleese: But yeah, like, I know, this is gonna sound. This is actually this is a perfect example of exactly what I'm talking about.
• 40:25
  Testecleese: My high school wrestling team.
• 40:27
  Testecleese: Our coach
• 40:29
  Testecleese: practice with us. It would help, you know. Coaches show you actually what the moves were, and how to do it right
• 40:37
  Testecleese: well, there was no separate Walker room per faculty.
• 40:41
  Testecleese: So our wrestling coach would shower with the students with the the wrestling team after practice.
• 40:49
  Testecleese: and you know, and anyone saying, Oh, you don't need to shower after practice. There.
• 40:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you do.
• 40:53
  Testecleese: Maybe football. You can go home and get cleaned up, or even hockey. That's stinky enough wrestling. You're going home with ringworm
• 41:01
  Testecleese: if you don't clean up. Clean that shit off you right away.
• 41:05
  Testecleese: Well, can you imagine what would have happened had parents found out that one of the teachers was showering with students after practice.
• 41:11
  Brian McFadden: Right? Oh, yeah. Be a shit show.
• 41:14
  Testecleese: Might might have got killed right.
• 41:17
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 41:19
  Testecleese: Which is unfortunate. I've already told you guys where I grew up and what school I went to. Now anyone who wants to can go find it. Who that's
• 41:25
  Testecleese: teacher was. But I took like 6 classes with that guy. He was fucking so much fun tech systems. And I built I built rockets in class with him.
• 41:34
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 41:35
  Testecleese: That we fired off
• 41:37
  Testecleese: in a tech course like a tech class. It was basically free credits. And I got to build like rockets and subwoofer boxes, you know.
• 41:45
  Brian McFadden: And I see also here West Virginia wants to recognize the Bible as an accurate historical record of human history.
• 41:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, I disagree for several reasons.
• 42:00
  Testecleese: One, I think a lot of the Bible was written the way it was written to get a point across and wasn't actually necessarily literal.
• 42:09
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 42:10
  Testecleese: Prime example is, I don't think Moses was actually 700 years old, you know.
• 42:19
  Testecleese: I don't know what I think of putting in the Bible as
• 42:24
  Testecleese: actual history, without a lot more information going into that first.st Now there is some history to be seen with this, with, like
• 42:32
  Testecleese: the way the Jews moved around.
• 42:35
  Testecleese: What happened with Rome, etc, etc. You know.
• 42:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 42:40
  Testecleese: But especially when you go into that Old Testament man a lot of that stuff.
• 42:43
  Testecleese: I got a feeling it's supposed to be metaphors.
• 42:47
  Testecleese: Or you know what I mean
• 42:48
  Testecleese: like, I don't think Jonah was actually swallowed by a big fish.
• 42:53
  Testecleese: It's spat back out, I think, or if he was.
• 42:58
  Testecleese: it wasn't like 3 days later, you know.
• 43:01
  Brian McFadden: Hmm, bye.
• 43:03
  Testecleese: We'll see where that goes. I got a feeling that's going to get shut down by even the Christians.
• 43:10
  Testecleese: And West Virginia. Oh, I mentioned the burn ban.
• 43:14
  Brian McFadden: Before. It was Thursday.
• 43:15
  Testecleese: Free!
• 43:16
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 43:17
  Brian McFadden: That was before we recorded.
• 43:18
  Testecleese: Oh, it's before I'm sorry. I'm only allowed to burn.
• 43:23
  Testecleese: From the between the hours of 7 Pm. And 5 am. Like overnight
• 43:28
  Testecleese: to get her like yard refuse
• 43:31
  Testecleese: kind of a pain in the butt.
• 43:33
  Testecleese: but I mean the only thing I could think of the reason why you would do that is so that like if it the wind blew and it spread, you could see the red hot stuff easier.
• 43:42
  Testecleese: But I don't. I don't know.
• 43:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 43:46
  Testecleese: Skin effect. So I've been following the rules, got into a fight and argue with my neighbor over it.
• 43:52
  Testecleese: And I say, Neighbor, but yeah.
• 43:56
  Testecleese: they didn't like that. I was out burning at like 8 at night.
• 44:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's the law.
• 44:01
  Testecleese: I was like. I even said that I was like, this is what the law says, like I brought it up. I was like, I don't.
• 44:06
  Testecleese: It seems weird to me, too, and at least she was cool. She's like, Oh, that does seem weird, but all all right, you know, as long as no one's. She wasn't gonna call the cops on me, anyway, but.
• 44:14
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 44:15
  Testecleese: The sheriff, but oh, I got some Massachusetts stuff put together this time.
• 44:22
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 44:25
  Testecleese: Mara Healey is telling the schools of Massachusetts to continue their Dei stuff, and just.
• 44:32
  Brian McFadden: He's been in the way of Maine, of Maine or yeah, Maine.
• 44:37
  Testecleese: Well, the I don't think I shared it in here that sucks.
• 44:41
  Testecleese: I can't remember who it was. One of these congresswomen had like 6 governors.
• 44:47
  Testecleese: and she was asking him questions about Dei and different things like this.
• 44:53
  Testecleese: And they answer, or whatever.
• 44:56
  Testecleese: And she's like, all right. I don't think any of you are bad people. I think you're just misguided and are trying to do something to help people that's actually going to hurt people. Unfortunately, I have to turn you over for a criminal investigation, because this is against the Civil Rights Act of like 1964, or whatever you know.
• 45:12
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 45:14
  Testecleese: But yeah, Mara Healy was on the list. Maine was on the list. I want to say, maybe maybe Colorado, I don't know.
• 45:20
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 45:22
  Testecleese: Gavin Newsom was not.
• 45:27
  Testecleese: But yeah, anyway, as Boston's handle as Boston is more worried about their Dei in schools and such.
• 45:36
  Brian McFadden: And then crime waves.
• 45:38
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, I hope
• 45:39
  Testecleese: Boston takes Dei as literal as possible when they're doing this, and actually makes
• 45:44
  Testecleese: the sports teams reflect the population.
• 45:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, right.
• 45:48
  Testecleese: I want. I want to see the the you know, the quad, a high school team.
• 45:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 45:55
  Testecleese: Inner city, Boston.
• 45:58
  Testecleese: That's 60% white.
• 46:00
  Brian McFadden: No, we're gonna have.
• 46:01
  Testecleese: It's you ain't following Dei. If you don't, then right, even crazier.
• 46:09
  Testecleese: let's look at move. Move a little bit south of Boston, like the North Quincy area
• 46:15
  Testecleese: is the basketball team gonna be 80% Asian.
• 46:20
  Brian McFadden: That'd be good.
• 46:22
  Testecleese: Or is it gonna be the tall, fast
• 46:26
  Testecleese: athletes which let's be realistic here people are different. Right?
• 46:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 46:31
  Testecleese: Look at. Look at the Nba. How many white guys do you see competing.
• 46:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there's usually at least one token one on each team.
• 46:38
  Testecleese: At least one on a team, and every now, like the guy you had in, was it Arizona, Steven, Nash, Kevin, Nash, or whatever won the Mvp. Like 4 years in a row. White guy.
• 46:49
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, typically you turn it, you look, and you got
• 46:53
  Testecleese: 6 foot 5 dudes like Lebron James playing you know what I mean.
• 46:59
  Testecleese: Speaking of. Did you hear Stephen A. Smith talking smack about Lebron's kid.
• 47:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 47:06
  Testecleese: You see Lebron confront him about it in person.
• 47:10
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 47:12
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 47:13
  Brian McFadden: Sure it was easy.
• 47:14
  Testecleese: Down on the court like doing his sports thing. Lebron came up to him, confronted him. He's like.
• 47:21
  Testecleese: don't talk shit. Don't say shit about my son.
• 47:24
  Brian McFadden: -
• 47:25
  Testecleese: Out of your fucking minds out of your fucking business, and I was like, dear God, Lebron, you sound conservative.
• 47:31
  Brian McFadden: You know.
• 47:33
  Testecleese: Oh, anyway, some dude was arrested in Massachusetts for vandalizing Teslas at a couple different Tesla.
• 47:42
  Brian McFadden: That's happened all around the country.
• 47:44
  Testecleese: Yes, and Tesla charging stations have been lit on fire across Boston.
• 47:52
  Testecleese: Do these folks realize that a Elon musk has insurance?
• 47:58
  Testecleese: B Elon Musk isn't at the Tesla in Boston.
• 48:02
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 48:04
  Testecleese: And C.
• 48:06
  Testecleese: All you've done it. Inconvenience somebody else's life
• 48:11
  Testecleese: inconvenience. Someone else is just trying to make a living. Exactly. So we shouldn't be working for test.
• 48:15
  Brian McFadden: And if you own a Tesla, you can't go to that charging station anymore. You probably got to go further away to charge your car.
• 48:23
  Testecleese: Yeah. And it's like dude. You were the environmentalists saying, we need to go electric. And then you light the electric charging station on fire.
• 48:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 48:34
  Testecleese: And let you know they don't give a shit what they're actually saying.
• 48:37
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 48:38
  Testecleese: That guy bad. Therefore attack.
• 48:41
  Testecleese: I guess that's okay, man, it really feels like we need to just
• 48:48
  Testecleese: crack down on some of this shit like you can't. Just. You can't be a fucking terrorist. Right? All right. You can't attack businesses because you want government to change.
• 48:57
  Brian McFadden: Well, I think that's what Kevin Patel and the Doj are going to do, at least for the next few years, is try to crack down on this, and
• 49:04
  Brian McFadden: and it was.
• 49:05
  Testecleese: Terrorism, charges.
• 49:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. I heard about him.
• 49:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, I say, they do. They should.
• 49:10
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I didn't know if they got him or not, but I heard that
• 49:13
  Brian McFadden: they found some people on the West Coast that they've accused of espionage, so.
• 49:19
  Testecleese: All right.
• 49:21
  Testecleese: What's going on in Connecticut? Dude.
• 49:23
  Brian McFadden: I have no idea.
• 49:24
  Testecleese: We got a lot of Connecticut stuff one apparently some people tampered with absentee ballots in Connecticut.
• 49:32
  Brian McFadden: Can't believe it.
• 49:33
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, I saw that the other day. They're like, how come they haven't talked about this in the news, you know.
• 49:39
  El Guapo: You only had to find it barely could find it in the local news.
• 49:43
  Testecleese: Because it would blow a hole in their their argument here.
• 49:48
  Testecleese: Their agenda.
• 49:50
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 49:52
  Testecleese: But yeah, oh, excuse me, excuse me, I'm joking on a belch here.
• 50:00
  Testecleese: Internet, yeah. The Democrats and the Republicans
• 50:04
  Testecleese: basically split the a lot. The election victories this time through.
• 50:07
  El Guapo: So.
• 50:08
  Testecleese: Connecticut in the special elections. My.
• 50:11
  El Guapo: Might. Yeah. So I saw that like.
• 50:14
  Testecleese: Working away there. Well, how many counties did the Republicans pick up over the Democrats in this last election like
• 50:20
  Testecleese: a lot?
• 50:21
  Testecleese: Something.
• 50:22
  Brian McFadden: I don't know the exact numbers, but it was a while.
• 50:24
  Testecleese: Every single county voted more Republican than they did the time before in the entire nation.
• 50:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:30
  Testecleese: And people are still saying like he barely won, is like he took all the swing States. The Democrats, I think, took 6 States in the entire country out of 50.
• 50:38
  Testecleese: Yeah. And you guys eating? Oh, it was closed. I was like, no.
• 50:41
  Brian McFadden: No, no, no.
• 50:42
  Testecleese: New York. City.
• 50:42
  Brian McFadden: Good.
• 50:43
  Testecleese: Voted for.
• 50:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they keep coming out saying that trump doesn't have a mandate. I'm like, okay, whatever.
• 50:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, I saw that. And one of these dems was like he absolutely does and brought up all of that stuff. Yeah.
• 50:57
  Testecleese: you guys got crushed in the election. You better pay attention. The people don't like what you're doing.
• 51:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's do it.
• 51:04
  El Guapo: On the view.
• 51:06
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 51:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 51:08
  Testecleese: Was the guy on the view. And yeah, and that's why.
• 51:11
  Testecleese: Blah blah blah blah!
• 51:16
  Testecleese: Anyway, arrest warrants have been issued.
• 51:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 51:20
  Testecleese: With all the charges for this voter fraud going on.
• 51:25
  Testecleese: and okay, the Democrats, the ones being accused of tampering with absentee ballots. They're also the ones who are
• 51:33
  Testecleese: very much behind this leave no child behind. Thing right.
• 51:36
  Brian McFadden: Right? Well.
• 51:38
  El Guapo: Push policy. But yes, backfiring. Big time.
• 51:41
  Testecleese: Okay under bush. It was supposed to be.
• 51:45
  Testecleese: Make them learn this information. To graduate high school instead of what it is now is, push them through school, so they're not left behind in school.
• 51:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 51:55
  Testecleese: Leaving them behind in their education, instead.
• 51:57
  El Guapo: They probably didn't need it, you know, like, God damn! I already failed once. You know I don't want to fail again. You know
• 52:03
  El Guapo: I would be embarrassed even fall behind. You know.
• 52:07
  Testecleese: I had. People didn't graduate on time. You you stayed back, you or you took one class the next year or over.
• 52:13
  El Guapo: Oh, you make it up in the summer you go to summer class and take that one you require to graduate.
• 52:20
  Testecleese: Now
• 52:21
  Testecleese: I never this problem. My Gpa. Was nuts, but that's because I didn't take any study halls like I think I did my senior year. I did one study hall because I was taking calculus 2.
• 52:32
  Testecleese: And you know my Gpa. Just kept flying up because I was taking extra courses
• 52:37
  Testecleese: so like I didn't have to worry about not graduating. But here's the thing is this girl. This girl from Connecticut is suing her school.
• 52:44
  El Guapo: Not only did she graduate, she got a scholarship to the next school. Oh, she are they honors.
• 52:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, and she's otters with
• 52:53
  Testecleese: honors. Got a scholarship, and she can't read, and it's not like, Oh, she can't. She's even saying like I asked help several times. They just pushed me through the class, and I'm all sudden I'm on the next grade.
• 53:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 53:05
  Testecleese: She's she's suing like great. Now I'm gonna go out in the real world, and I can't do anything.
• 53:09
  El Guapo: No, she's going to college. And at 1st in the college, why would you even take her now now that she's gonna Sue, the school.
• 53:16
  Testecleese: Now that you found out, now that you found she can't read.
• 53:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, you just do that.
• 53:21
  El Guapo: Okay?
• 53:21
  El Guapo: Then, it's gonna be like, okay, well, what it?
• 53:26
  El Guapo: The quality of student going there? He graduated. You're gonna be questioned. Now, you know.
• 53:32
  Testecleese: When I 1st heard about this story, I was like
• 53:36
  Testecleese: you should have paid a little more attention, tried a little harder.
• 53:39
  El Guapo: If you really wanted to.
• 53:41
  Testecleese: I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt for a handful of reasons.
• 53:45
  Testecleese: Her mother barely speaks English.
• 53:47
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 53:47
  Testecleese: In English here.
• 53:49
  Testecleese: So it was. Yeah. A little bit of a curve fell behind a little bit. Instead of getting the extra help she needed. They pushed her through, and once.
• 53:56
  El Guapo: You're gonna.
• 53:56
  Testecleese: Higher grade behind.
• 53:58
  Testecleese: You're screwed.
• 54:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 54:01
  Testecleese: You know you're never. You're never gonna catch up.
• 54:04
  El Guapo: But nobody caught in 12 years.
• 54:08
  Testecleese: Well, the thing is that she asked for help all the time they didn't care.
• 54:13
  Testecleese: I don't know fell behind.
• 54:15
  El Guapo: Okay, let her with this suit lawsuit, but I would not. The college. I will. If I was a college dean, I would not take her sorry.
• 54:22
  Testecleese: Revoke the admission. Yeah.
• 54:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, you like, plus on top of that, your liability, if you if let's suppose you graduate with honors.
• 54:31
  El Guapo: You don't get a job. What's to say? What's to say? You're not gonna sue me, you know.
• 54:36
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing is, I think this girl has a good chance of doing like a Gofundme type of thing to get money to hire a private tutor
• 54:45
  Testecleese: to catch her up on what she needs, because I got a feeling Americans will reach into their pocket and throw 5 bucks at her
• 54:51
  Testecleese: when they hear that she graduated high school with honors and couldn't read.
• 54:55
  El Guapo: I don't believe nothing no more. You know
• 54:58
  El Guapo: who's to say she's lied, you know. No.
• 55:02
  Testecleese: There are plenty of people out there scamming, that's for sure.
• 55:06
  El Guapo: It does it.
• 55:07
  El Guapo: If you don't know how to read English, what make you think she's gonna know how to read Spanish and her mom, you catch it like, okay, read this to me.
• 55:15
  El Guapo: My 6 year old haven't been before he went to 1st grade. Knew how to reread and guess what
• 55:21
  El Guapo: I didn't teach him none. He just learned on his own like, I want to learn this. He asked me a question that what's this? He still asked me questions about the moon, the compass stuff like that reading clock. Are we just learning how to do money? Oh, he knows how to do fraction now.
• 55:38
  El Guapo: Well, here's 6 year old.
• 55:39
  Testecleese: We have.
• 55:40
  Testecleese: Well, another issue with the Connecticut schooling system, and why? This is such a problem like she couldn't get the help she needed. And now they're complaining that they're not getting my Internet connection sucks.
• 55:50
  Testecleese: Now they're complaining. They're not getting enough money for this because of Trump's budget cuts. 1st of all.
• 55:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're saying they don't have the money to to provide food for everybody.
• 56:00
  Testecleese: Yes, that's what they're saying. But
• 56:03
  Testecleese: apparently last year they spent $80,000 on yonder pouches.
• 56:08
  Brian McFadden: We'll tell you a hundred pounds.
• 56:10
  Testecleese: It's a magnetic bag you put the students phones in during class.
• 56:15
  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
• 56:15
  Testecleese: How about you? Just say you can't take your phone out or you get detention.
• 56:22
  Testecleese: No, okay.
• 56:23
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 56:24
  El Guapo: Do enough!
• 56:25
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 56:25
  El Guapo: I mean, I was, questioned Virginia. Education because I came from Connecticut. Connecticut's got good schooling and stuff, you know.
• 56:32
  El Guapo: But now, ever since this like, make me question about like, Yeah, I don't know if I want to have my kids over there.
• 56:37
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 56:39
  El Guapo: Even though it's hard for Connecticut, which I don't. It's a big city. I've come from a small town of Connecticut.
• 56:45
  El Guapo: you know.
• 56:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's where the whales used to play out of the hockey team.
• 56:50
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah.
• 56:53
  El Guapo: But I don't know. I mean, at the same time you like, what is it? 1415? You got a cell phone
• 56:59
  El Guapo: like you. You think you're gonna take it like somehow learn how to read and write, you know, on your own, you know.
• 57:05
  El Guapo: I don't know how to fix stuff, but I still take it upon my own to find out how to fix stuff. You know.
• 57:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, I've done that before. But now, typically, I go on to the Internet.
• 57:19
  El Guapo: Hmm!
• 57:19
  El Guapo: And find someone else who knows how to do it and watch them do it.
• 57:23
  El Guapo: Do they fuck it up? They tell me. Hey! I fuck it up.
• 57:26
  Testecleese: Oh, don't do it this way. This was a big mistake.
• 57:29
  Brian McFadden: And this.
• 57:29
  El Guapo: That which I like that, too, you know that meter like, Hey, look! I learned to, or whatever.
• 57:33
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Oh.
• 57:34
  El Guapo: And you know what's fascinating, too.
• 57:35
  Testecleese: If you pretend like you don't make mistakes, then you're a liar.
• 57:38
  El Guapo: You know what's fascinating? My boiler had to read and write because of Youtube.
• 57:43
  El Guapo: You want to learn how to spell no Youtube.
• 57:46
  Testecleese: Oh, they said, jujitsu.
• 57:47
  El Guapo: No, no, he wanted to learn how to spell something. It's like he barely type it in. He complete the sentence like, Yeah, that's what I like. And next year he's typing more typing, more, you know, watching videos about this about that. That's how I found my pee wee was it pee wee.
• 58:03
  Brian McFadden: Do we, Herman?
• 58:04
  El Guapo: No, the other guy, the Blippi.
• 58:08
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 58:08
  Testecleese: Libby.
• 58:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know. Blippy.
• 58:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know Blippy. They.
• 58:12
  Brian McFadden: So what's up with Jake Tapper?
• 58:14
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 58:16
  Brian McFadden: Like he's trying to make some money off knowing Biden writing books.
• 58:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, what's the name of the book?
• 58:22
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 58:22
  El Guapo: Are the original sin!
• 58:25
  Testecleese: Original scene. I kept wanting to call it walking dead.
• 58:29
  Brian McFadden: That'd be a better title.
• 58:31
  Testecleese: I know they really would.
• 58:33
  Testecleese: He wrote a book, Original Sin, how the media was covering up Joe Biden's Mental Decline.
• 58:42
  Testecleese: And it's like.
• 58:45
  El Guapo: Wasn't he part of that.
• 58:47
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, in this end it's the media's fault.
• 58:50
  Testecleese: And this is how all this stuff happened. And this guy shouldn't have been here.
• 58:54
  Testecleese: And I thought I had a video. I do hold on
• 59:00
  Testecleese: taking a minute to load up.
• 59:02
  Testecleese: It's on X.
• 59:05
  Testecleese: I don't know. This is not a video. This is a video of him defending Biden, saying, he's sharp as a tech. Oh, here we go. I found it.
• 59:12
  El Guapo: How do you think it makes little kids with stutters feel when they see you make a comment like that? It's very clearly a cognitive decline. That's what I'm referring to. It makes me uncomfortable. This is so amazing. It's so amazing to me that try and figure out an answer. A cognitive decline. Biden embraces his stutter, talking about it while.
• 59:33
  Testecleese: 2024 exaggerates it, belittles it. He's sharp physically, I mean, mentally.
• 59:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, I think the question is physically right, right? More so. Right? Right? And the guy who's his chief opponent is only 3 or 4 years younger than I mean. You have questioned President Biden's age, mental fitness, ability to lead of those supporting Biden. You said, quote shame on all of you pretending everything is okay, you're leading us and him into a disaster. Do you worry that you.
• 59:56
  Testecleese: That goes on for more than another minute, and that was like 6 different interviews of him, saying, How dare you say this about Biden?
• 1:00:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:00:04
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 1:00:05
  Testecleese: And then he goes and writes a book about how all these reporters were covering up for him and misleading people. It's like dude like I want you blowing the whistle on yourself.
• 1:00:14
  El Guapo: Dude. This is the same thing with Cuomo, brother Fredo.
• 1:00:19
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:00:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't know if it to believe in or not anymore, you know, because you say one thing, the next, you know, like, yeah, this is messed up. I did it like, Okay, what's your trust? Now?
• 1:00:30
  Testecleese: Right as of right now. I'm going to give Cuomo the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps. No, no, I'm just saying.
• 1:00:35
  Testecleese: for now. Perhaps he got kicked in the balls and went. What the fuck's going on looked around and said, Oh, shit! Maybe I don't know. Maybe maybe that's what happened with Zuckerberg, too. It's also entirely possible. They're just trying to cover their ass, because shit's about to change.
• 1:00:48
  El Guapo: Changing.
• 1:00:49
  Testecleese: Tab, or
• 1:00:50
  Testecleese: didn't even come out and be like I changed my mind. He came out and said, All these people are bad like dude. You were the one that you're complaining about.
• 1:00:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:00:58
  El Guapo: Yeah. So
• 1:01:00
  El Guapo: it's the same thing with Tulsea Gabber. I like her, but I don't know about her second amendment stand. I still don't know how, what she, how she feel about it. You know.
• 1:01:08
  Testecleese: You know, though you're you're never going to agree with anyone. A 100% on.
• 1:01:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I I second up the 1st 2 fucking
• 1:01:16
  El Guapo: amendment. The Bill of Rights are the main ones to keep the rest of their life.
• 1:01:22
  Brian McFadden: So how do you feel like the National Intelligence Agency is going to affect your second amendment rights.
• 1:01:28
  El Guapo: No, no, no! Be! When she was a Democrat. She was all against.
• 1:01:31
  Brian McFadden: Not a democrat anymore.
• 1:01:32
  El Guapo: Well, who?
• 1:01:33
  Testecleese: And she has no authority of the Second Amendment right now, not even.
• 1:01:39
  El Guapo: Put me. She could put me in the fucking, mailing the trouble list like they did to her.
• 1:01:45
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:01:46
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:01:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, keep kicking them.
• 1:01:51
  El Guapo: Keep kicking the people that are supporting you and see how long they stick around. You know. Yeah.
• 1:01:56
  Testecleese: But I can even even Biden family like
• 1:02:00
  Testecleese: Insiders are saying that everyone was completely gaslit about his
• 1:02:06
  Testecleese: his mental health, like the guy's not there. Everybody knew it. That's why Jill Biden was going to fucking meetings with foreign nationals. You know.
• 1:02:17
  Brian McFadden: And here's exciting news where Hunter Biden is basically going to his dad saying he's broke
• 1:02:23
  Brian McFadden: and he needs money. He needs help getting billed.
• 1:02:27
  El Guapo: You also, like a major artist making all these finger painting jobs.
• 1:02:33
  Testecleese: Paintings for millions of dollars.
• 1:02:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, so.
• 1:02:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:02:35
  El Guapo: Wow!
• 1:02:35
  Brian McFadden: Where'd all that money go?
• 1:02:37
  El Guapo: No, no, not even that like. How can you make more? You know this is the.
• 1:02:40
  Testecleese: Well, did you see why he's broke? He's saying now. Why, he's in poverty.
• 1:02:46
  El Guapo: One of the places in California was affected by, for the fire.
• 1:02:52
  Brian McFadden: His home. His $1516,000 home was incinerated.
• 1:02:58
  Testecleese: How much.
• 1:03:00
  Brian McFadden: He paid it. They were paying $16,000 a month for it.
• 1:03:03
  Testecleese: A month, 1615.
• 1:03:05
  El Guapo: A house.
• 1:03:06
  Testecleese: 100 a month for a house.
• 1:03:08
  El Guapo: Oh, he was renting, or he was owning.
• 1:03:10
  Brian McFadden: Running.
• 1:03:11
  El Guapo: So okay, you don't. Okay.
• 1:03:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't own this shit. Why is this my problem?
• 1:03:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:03:15
  Testecleese: That much money to pay your rent. You can go buy a house.
• 1:03:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:03:21
  Testecleese: Practically anywhere.
• 1:03:22
  El Guapo: He could, he rented out and make some money out of it.
• 1:03:26
  Brian McFadden: What's hilarious here is.
• 1:03:28
  Brian McFadden: He has no steady income, and is leveraged to help with no obvious way to pay his creditors.
• 1:03:34
  Testecleese: Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
• 1:03:36
  Testecleese: Have his dad's name to sell anymore.
• 1:03:38
  El Guapo: No, but I'm saying that. Wasn't he like a Major Burisman executor? Probably he knows something. Why, he don't market.
• 1:03:45
  Testecleese: Dad got him the job.
• 1:03:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, exactly. I know. I know he's a fuck.
• 1:03:49
  Testecleese: I know.
• 1:03:50
  El Guapo: Cool.
• 1:03:51
  Testecleese: Was.
• 1:03:52
  Brian McFadden: Apparently he raked in 6.9 million dollars between 2016 and 2019 from overseas business deals.
• 1:04:00
  Testecleese: Can you.
• 1:04:00
  El Guapo: Anywhere.
• 1:04:01
  Brian McFadden: He burned through 683,000 on babes, 397 on clothes and accessories, and $189,000 on adult entertainment.
• 1:04:15
  Brian McFadden: Wouldn't the doll entertainment babes be the same thing.
• 1:04:19
  Testecleese: Again.
• 1:04:20
  Testecleese: Bookerson.
• 1:04:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, strippers and hook, or something like that.
• 1:04:24
  Brian McFadden: And then he had 1.6 million dollars in ATM withdrawals. What fucking ATM is he going to? Where he's withdrawn? A 1 million dollars.
• 1:04:33
  El Guapo: No, that's for, like probably 600 bags at a time.
• 1:04:36
  Testecleese: 600 bucks at a time, 3.
• 1:04:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:04:38
  Brian McFadden: At the time. But where did all this money come from?
• 1:04:42
  Testecleese: He spent more money on hookers and blow in a year than I paid in mortgage in a year.
• 1:04:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:04:53
  Testecleese: And he's broke.
• 1:04:55
  Brian McFadden: Right bob.
• 1:04:58
  El Guapo: Doesn't show you how Democrats manage their money.
• 1:05:00
  Brian McFadden: He's got a job.
• 1:05:02
  Testecleese: I currently have no job either, but I still have money coming in, because when I was
• 1:05:07
  Testecleese: working very hard and bringing in a significant amount of money. I wasn't flowing it on hookers and blow.
• 1:05:14
  Brian McFadden: Well, they didn't say anything about the blow. They just said adult entertainment, and hookers.
• 1:05:18
  Testecleese: Course not. How much did I got left in the White House in wool baggies, you know.
• 1:05:22
  Testecleese: and don't get me wrong. Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
• 1:05:26
  Testecleese: Okay, it's just been several years since I paid for cocaine.
• 1:05:34
  Testecleese: Oh, gotta admit I'm I'm glad I'm not touching that shit. It's expensive, and you.
• 1:05:40
  Brian McFadden: But no.
• 1:05:40
  Testecleese: Shit what it is. So Fentanyl will kill you, but it's so much fun, all right, all right. So
• 1:05:51
  Testecleese: it's funny, Brian, you you sent this the peace deal, not the peace deal, the.
• 1:05:56
  Brian McFadden: The mineralized deal.
• 1:05:57
  Testecleese: Ukraine has been. It's a go, it's good. Then I watched the interview or the the signing.
• 1:06:05
  Brian McFadden: Well, I heard on a on one of the clan buck episodes I was listening to today. Apparently
• 1:06:12
  Brian McFadden: Zelensky can't sign us the mineral rights deal, because he's already promised preferential treatment to the UK.
• 1:06:20
  Brian McFadden: For their middle rights. So I say, let's let's what trump does best, and let the Uk defend the security of the Ukraine with their vast ability to do so.
• 1:06:34
  Testecleese: Crazy about this is the mineral rights thing everyone's like, Oh, you do this, or whatever it's like.
• 1:06:39
  Testecleese: It's not even a matter of getting paid back. Yes, that is a big piece of it that a lot of people, especially libertarians, are interested in, and Conservatives.
• 1:06:48
  Testecleese: but the sheer fact that the United States has mineral rights in Ukraine
• 1:06:53
  Testecleese: means Russia. Getting involved in certain stuff does directly affect the United States.
• 1:06:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:06:59
  Testecleese: Which means the United States could get involved without breaking any of the rules.
• 1:07:02
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:07:04
  Brian McFadden: Because we're perfecting it with, we're protecting our rights and.
• 1:07:08
  Testecleese: Even the.
• 1:07:09
  Brian McFadden: Ukraine.
• 1:07:09
  Testecleese: The Us. Skin in the game.
• 1:07:12
  Testecleese: But apparently Zelensky already sold his mineral rights, which I had not heard that.
• 1:07:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I heard that today.
• 1:07:19
  Testecleese: What I did hear and see was the Democrats pulled Zelensky aside before he went to the White House that day
• 1:07:26
  Testecleese: and told him not to sign some stupid bullshit deal, and I was like, Oh, that seems crazy! That's ridiculous! Apparently one of these stupid left wing Congressmen tweeted about the shit between the meeting they had with him and him going to the White House.
• 1:07:40
  Testecleese: And they're saying trump tanked the deal on purpose like you want.
• 1:07:42
  Brian McFadden: No, if it happened, it's the other way around.
• 1:07:47
  Testecleese: We wanted those minerals like we already gave you tons of money.
• 1:07:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we were trying to get a little bit of money back for our investment, you know.
• 1:07:56
  Testecleese: Well, that's what gets me is everyone's all offended like, oh, you're just a bully, I'm like, I tell you what, Buddy, you come into.
• 1:08:02
  Testecleese: You're you have a fire in your house, and I give you a bunch of money to help you rebuild your house like, rebuild your shit because I'm a nice guy, right?
• 1:08:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:08:11
  Testecleese: Then you come to my house to ask for more before you've paid me back.
• 1:08:15
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:08:15
  Testecleese: Like I go. Oh, shit! I mean I I guess I can help you. But like.
• 1:08:20
  Testecleese: am I going to get any of this back, and you tell me to shut the fuck up and do it. I'm gonna tell you to get out of my house.
• 1:08:28
  Brian McFadden: And now now everybody's freaking out. It's not in here, but everybody's freaking out because because of all this shit's happened in DC. With this in the Oval Office.
• 1:08:37
  Testecleese: Aid.
• 1:08:38
  Brian McFadden: We've cut off all aid. And we've stopped sharing the intelligence with Ukraine, too.
• 1:08:45
  Brian McFadden: So they don't have the ability to target
• 1:08:49
  Brian McFadden: a lot of targets anymore, because we were the one providing with all the target data.
• 1:08:54
  Testecleese: All the information exactly. They cannot do this.
• 1:08:58
  Testecleese: Don't be wrong. They get all of Europe to help great. But if all of Europe helps. You're going to see another great war in Europe.
• 1:09:08
  Testecleese: And I don't want to be involved if it comes down to that shit. I hope we go. World War one World war, 2 style, and stay out of that shit as long as possible.
• 1:09:17
  Brian McFadden: We will until NATO gets involved.
• 1:09:20
  Testecleese: Fuck that I say we leave NATO. I'm not even kidding you. Why are we paying more money than half of Europe into NATO?
• 1:09:30
  Testecleese: It's it's insane.
• 1:09:31
  Brian McFadden: It is, but
• 1:09:33
  Brian McFadden: I mean, if Trump wanted been reelected, we'd how much more money had already been in Ukraine for the war. If Biden was in office.
• 1:09:41
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:09:43
  Testecleese: and that's what's getting me this. You already got these Democrats complaining about the price of eggs. I'm like, it's been 6 weeks.
• 1:09:49
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:09:49
  El Guapo: Where do you guys spend.
• 1:09:51
  Testecleese: I was like.
• 1:09:51
  Brian McFadden: And it was, and it was the Biden Administration that decided to kill all the chickens.
• 1:09:55
  Testecleese: Exactly, he called, like half the chickens in the country. I was like.
• 1:10:00
  Brian McFadden: Never been done before. Usually, you know, when chickens get sick, you know the strong ones survive and keep laying eggs, you don't kill the whole herd.
• 1:10:10
  Testecleese: And not just that.
• 1:10:12
  Testecleese: Not just that the ones that survive and reproduce pass on their immunity.
• 1:10:16
  Brian McFadden: Right? Exactly. They're immune to the Blue Bird flu.
• 1:10:21
  Testecleese: I had a look because I was curious about that shit, Brian. I was like, how many Americans have actually died of the bird flu? How many have even controlled.
• 1:10:28
  Brian McFadden: Good, this will be good.
• 1:10:29
  El Guapo: Yes, Gordon.
• 1:10:30
  Brian McFadden: And a.
• 1:10:31
  Testecleese: One dude in the United States ever died of bird flu.
• 1:10:34
  Brian McFadden: So that's why we've got we're about to all start wearing face masks again for the one dude.
• 1:10:40
  Testecleese: How many people have ever contracted this highly contagious disease.
• 1:10:44
  El Guapo: I think, like 3 or 4.
• 1:10:46
  Testecleese: 22.
• 1:10:47
  Brian McFadden: 22.
• 1:10:50
  El Guapo: Where are they?
• 1:10:51
  Testecleese: I've been 19.
• 1:10:52
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're all alive, except for the one.
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: Some. Yeah, because some guy was so jacked up on the drugs he put in his body that he got bird flu and died. Hey, Buddy, you're not a fucking bird!
• 1:11:06
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! I can't believe we killed like 150 million chickens
• 1:11:12
  Testecleese: over this shit, and then exactly they go trump. Why isn't the price of eggs down? It's like, because it takes more than 6 weeks for a chicken to grow up and lay an egg.
• 1:11:20
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 1:11:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's more like, 6 months.
• 1:11:22
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:11:23
  Brian McFadden: And most people only get chickens in the spring. They don't get them in the fall and the winter, you know. That's not the laying cycle.
• 1:11:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:11:30
  Testecleese: I was get. I was getting eggs in the winter.
• 1:11:32
  El Guapo: Supplies gonna be up in.
• 1:11:33
  Brian McFadden: Okay, well.
• 1:11:35
  Brian McFadden: around here. We get our chickens in the spring and let them grow up during the summer and start landing.
• 1:11:39
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:39
  Brian McFadden: Damn!
• 1:11:40
  Testecleese: But they but they keep laying eggs through the winter.
• 1:11:42
  El Guapo: -
• 1:11:43
  Testecleese: They may slow down some, but they keep.
• 1:11:44
  Brian McFadden: I'm talking about baby chicks.
• 1:11:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, you don't get.
• 1:11:47
  Brian McFadden: Baby chicks in the winter.
• 1:11:48
  Testecleese: Typically not because you don't want them shit in your house the entire time.
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: By the way, what kind of chickens you got.
• 1:11:57
  Brian McFadden: We got all kinds of different chickens. We got 5 chickens. I think there's 4 different kinds.
• 1:12:03
  Brian McFadden: One's a really beautiful blackbird, and we got one that lays.
• 1:12:09
  El Guapo: That.
• 1:12:09
  Brian McFadden: We get one that lays an Easter egg. So.
• 1:12:12
  El Guapo: Black, one.
• 1:12:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:12:14
  El Guapo: I like even the skin.
• 1:12:16
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:12:17
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:12:18
  Testecleese: Those those are neat.
• 1:12:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're really neat.
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: Like the Plymouth barred rock.
• 1:12:24
  Testecleese: It's got the zebra stripes on it. It lays the big brown egg.
• 1:12:29
  Brian McFadden: We get all kinds of different eggs. So.
• 1:12:31
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, they're very. They were raised and bred in Massachusetts.
• 1:12:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:12:36
  Testecleese: You know, with, like the pilgrims they they can handle the cold weather. It's the great birds, the big giant eggs. They're delicious.
• 1:12:43
  Testecleese: anyway.
• 1:12:45
  El Guapo: Hey? You know what? I'm surprised we're having all these places, having the use ostrich eggs.
• 1:12:52
  El Guapo: We go awesome.
• 1:12:53
  El Guapo: Don't lay eggs every day, I know, but they're huge as hell.
• 1:12:58
  Testecleese: Yes, but they don't lay an egg every day. Their cycle isn't daily, so you don't get one as often, and an ostrich eats so much more food than it should.
• 1:13:06
  El Guapo: Do? We can.
• 1:13:07
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:07
  Brian McFadden: Bombs me here.
• 1:13:09
  El Guapo: It's just.
• 1:13:10
  Testecleese: Okay? So your ostrich lays an egg. You have an egg. What are you gonna do it? You get to feed your family breakfast one day.
• 1:13:16
  El Guapo: No, you send it to the like. Places that do breakfast all the time, you know, like.
• 1:13:22
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, I understand what you're.
• 1:13:25
  Testecleese: you know, different eggs taste different.
• 1:13:26
  El Guapo: Dude. They're like this big. It's like.
• 1:13:28
  Testecleese: But you know they taste different, right?
• 1:13:30
  El Guapo: Probably people would not even tell. Just put the salted fucking vegetables and stuff.
• 1:13:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, your average person might not. But have you ever had duck eggs?
• 1:13:37
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:13:39
  Testecleese: Quail eggs. They do taste different.
• 1:13:40
  El Guapo: I get Uro.
• 1:13:42
  Testecleese: It was the holiday.
• 1:13:44
  El Guapo: Turtle X. When I was younger, but.
• 1:13:46
  Testecleese: Fish, eggs.
• 1:13:47
  El Guapo: Oh, caviar. Caviar. Yeah.
• 1:13:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, all right, let's get back on Ukraine. Zelensky.
• 1:13:54
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:55
  Testecleese: I know right that that got way off topic.
• 1:13:58
  El Guapo: There were eggs, and Austria.
• 1:13:59
  Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, trump's come out and said that Zelensky really doesn't want peace.
• 1:14:04
  El Guapo: He doesn't.
• 1:14:05
  Brian McFadden: He, he loses power. If their peace comes, Ukraine, because that's then they'll have another election.
• 1:14:10
  Testecleese: Have an election. We can't.
• 1:14:12
  El Guapo: He's out. He's gonna be out and.
• 1:14:14
  Brian McFadden: But he doesn't care either. When it comes right down to it. He's.
• 1:14:16
  El Guapo: Okay. Well.
• 1:14:17
  Brian McFadden: Really rich from being in the movie.
• 1:14:20
  Brian McFadden: We've got houses all around the country, so.
• 1:14:22
  El Guapo: Mind you, they actually think their houses in the Us too.
• 1:14:27
  El Guapo: Don't you think any Ukrainian is not gonna fucking? Try to shoot him
• 1:14:30
  El Guapo: after all of this shit like hold on! You got a chance to call for peace.
• 1:14:36
  Testecleese: That's a good point. Actually, because Vance brought it up, how? They're basically kidnapping their own citizens and shipping them to the front lines.
• 1:14:43
  Brian McFadden: Right. It's called the.
• 1:14:45
  Testecleese: The.
• 1:14:47
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:14:47
  Testecleese: I was.
• 1:14:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, the guy riding a bicycle. So they push him and then recruit him and the other one with the dog.
• 1:14:54
  Testecleese: Jump out and toss him in. He tries to run, and they toss him in a van and drive off.
• 1:15:00
  Testecleese: It's like, at least when the United States do adrift, you go, I go.
• 1:15:02
  Testecleese: Oh, letter was like, dear Sir, you have been constricted, you know.
• 1:15:06
  Brian McFadden: Well, a lot of the people that worried about getting drafted. They already they left the Ukraine already.
• 1:15:12
  Testecleese: A death sentence. They've already gone through all of their trained soldiers, and now they're relying on 60 year old men and women.
• 1:15:19
  Brian McFadden: And what about the North Koreans are useless for the Russians, so.
• 1:15:23
  Testecleese: They've basically been sent away, haven't they?
• 1:15:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they cause more damage than they were worth.
• 1:15:31
  Testecleese: Only they were having a real issue with the North Koreans.
• 1:15:35
  Brian McFadden: Shooting Friendly Fire.
• 1:15:37
  Testecleese: Super friendly fire. They.
• 1:15:39
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 1:15:40
  Testecleese: Unliven themselves, no.
• 1:15:43
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:15:43
  Testecleese: I'm super frilly far.
• 1:15:45
  Testecleese: There.
• 1:15:45
  Brian McFadden: I've never heard of such a term. I could be a show title.
• 1:15:49
  El Guapo: Oh, my God, hold on! You say I'm alive to yourself! This is not Youtube. No more man.
• 1:15:55
  Testecleese: I know. But well, no, but apparently these these North Koreans are shooting themselves in the head before they're.
• 1:16:01
  Brian McFadden: They don't have to go back to the Ukraine.
• 1:16:04
  Brian McFadden: No North Korea.
• 1:16:06
  Testecleese: John UN. Told these soldiers that if they're captured their families will be murdered.
• 1:16:11
  Brian McFadden: So they're killing themselves before they're captured.
• 1:16:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:15
  Testecleese: What the fuck is going on. Dude.
• 1:16:19
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! These North Koreans, you know. I'm glad they got involved in a conflict, because they've been rattling their sabers for how long.
• 1:16:26
  Brian McFadden: Forever.
• 1:16:28
  Testecleese: And come on. You couldn't.
• 1:16:32
  Testecleese: You guys can't even fight alongside the Russians, let alone let alone take over the world, which they keep saying they're going to do.
• 1:16:37
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:16:38
  Testecleese: Oh, we've got a nuke dude. You have a nasty, dirty bomb. You could drop out of an aircraft. Now try to take the aircraft out of North Korea and fly it to the United States. Drop it and see how close you get. Right.
• 1:16:50
  Brian McFadden: You're getting close.
• 1:16:53
  Testecleese: No, you wouldn't even get a you wouldn't get halfway across the Pacific.
• 1:16:57
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:17:00
  Testecleese: All right. Well, here's our favorite Republican coming up next.
• 1:17:03
  Brian McFadden: He's a rhino.
• 1:17:05
  El Guapo: Who's this? Who's this? Who's this?
• 1:17:07
  Brian McFadden: Lindsey, Graham.
• 1:17:08
  Testecleese: Biggest, the biggest of all the rhinos.
• 1:17:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:12
  Testecleese: Lindsey Graham. They're calling him a turncoat now, because now he's against what's going on in Ukraine.
• 1:17:19
  El Guapo: He's an opportunist, is
• 1:17:22
  El Guapo: he know where the wind is blowing, so he he know where the wind is blowing.
• 1:17:27
  Testecleese: Is that what it is? He's a half a step ahead of
• 1:17:31
  El Guapo: Democrats.
• 1:17:32
  El Guapo: Average person knows.
• 1:17:34
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 1:17:37
  Testecleese: But it's the stuff that he says. Man, I've never been a big fan of Lindsey Graham, as it.
• 1:17:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you made that plaintly obvious on the show. He's gotten worse over the years.
• 1:17:46
  Brian McFadden: He probably should go ahead and retire and let somebody else represent South Carolina in the future.
• 1:17:52
  Testecleese: They're not gonna let. He's not gonna let that happen.
• 1:17:55
  Brian McFadden: Mcconnelly.
• 1:17:55
  Testecleese: Else.
• 1:17:56
  El Guapo: Mckenna because he got a choice. He's done dude.
• 1:18:00
  Testecleese: Hey? Too much cocaine man, he's just people running around
• 1:18:04
  Testecleese: that. Yeah. Can't keep running around that fast. It's hard to explode, you know.
• 1:18:11
  Testecleese: Okay, Mitch.
• 1:18:13
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I guess.
• 1:18:17
  Testecleese: Right. After Zelensky was kicked out of the White House, he was about to cry.
• 1:18:22
  Testecleese: according to a national security. Yeah, right? Yeah.
• 1:18:28
  Testecleese: Yeah. Mike Walls National Security Advisor said. He's.
• 1:18:31
  Brian McFadden: All but crying at the time.
• 1:18:34
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:18:35
  Testecleese: Alright, they were going to give them money.
• 1:18:40
  Testecleese: They were gonna sign all of this stuff.
• 1:18:43
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:18:43
  Testecleese: He just could not stop talking in an interrupting device. I don't know if you noticed
• 1:18:48
  Testecleese: Trump was actually very stoic.
• 1:18:51
  Testecleese: He sat there and listened to what? 40! Something minutes of Zelensky running his mouth
• 1:18:56
  Testecleese: until he started talking shit about the Vp. And that's when Trump finally said something.
• 1:19:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:19:02
  Testecleese: And I don't know if it's true.
• 1:19:03
  Testecleese: Guapo. You also follow sticks. Hexenhammer 6, 6, 6, right.
• 1:19:09
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:19:09
  Testecleese: Did you see the one he did recently when he said that apparently Zelensky called Vance a bitch, and Ukrainian.
• 1:19:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, and I'll take his breath.
• 1:19:16
  El Guapo: And that's why the.
• 1:19:18
  Testecleese: That's true.
• 1:19:21
  Testecleese: His ear.
• 1:19:22
  El Guapo: The ambassador is like, Oh, my God, what the fuck are you doing.
• 1:19:25
  Testecleese: He's like you called the Vice President states a bitch as he's supposed to give you a half a trillion dollars, you know.
• 1:19:32
  El Guapo: But the other thing.
• 1:19:33
  Testecleese: Not half term. Was it 150 billion, or something stupid.
• 1:19:36
  El Guapo: Yeah. But the other thing, too, is, I guess, a Democrat got in his ear before the meeting, too.
• 1:19:42
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, that's right. You were off peeing or something. We actually I I brought that up.
• 1:19:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we brought it up already. Yeah.
• 1:19:47
  Testecleese: And yeah, they were dumb enough to tweet about it before Zelensky got to the White House.
• 1:19:54
  Testecleese: But yeah, you should check out sticks, Brian
• 1:19:58
  Testecleese: don't necessarily follow them, but check them out.
• 1:20:00
  Testecleese: I don't know what I think of his new tri-corn or hat. Guapo.
• 1:20:04
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, the power hat. Well, I don't. I don't look at him. All I put him. I play him in the background and just listen to him.
• 1:20:11
  Testecleese: Well, I put it on. I put my stuff on my TV at home when I'm like doing stuff in the house, and I occasionally look over.
• 1:20:18
  El Guapo: Oh no!
• 1:20:20
  Brian McFadden: I did do the Young Turks for a while, and I couldn't do it.
• 1:20:23
  El Guapo: The young Turkish.
• 1:20:24
  Testecleese: That's terrible, aren't that.
• 1:20:25
  El Guapo: Just watch the highlights with the
• 1:20:27
  Brian McFadden: They're more, they're worse than terrible. It's like, I felt like, I was getting dumber, every time. I listen to their podcast.
• 1:20:34
  Testecleese: Anytime, if you wish, in this.
• 1:20:35
  El Guapo: When she goes off. That's the best time.
• 1:20:40
  Testecleese: Which I'm laughing my ass off because Annika Sparian is having a complete turnaround, and she's realizing the Democrat party has been shitting on her the whole time.
• 1:20:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:20:49
  Testecleese: She's like, I'm a white woman. Why am I the bad guy? And like you're a birthing person, she's like, I'm not a birthing person.
• 1:20:57
  Testecleese: And then she brought up how she was like sexually assaulted. And they're like, Oh, you're just racism against the black.
• 1:21:02
  El Guapo: I think.
• 1:21:02
  Testecleese: It was a what guy!
• 1:21:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, this is getting red peeled. Big time.
• 1:21:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. And then you got Hassan Piker senks, nephew.
• 1:21:13
  Testecleese: He's 1 of the biggest pieces of shit out there.
• 1:21:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, actually, that game we played that one time terrorist or or piker, was Synch's nephew.
• 1:21:24
  Testecleese: Oh, alright!
• 1:21:28
  Testecleese: Did his country a true disservice? Oh, is that a different?
• 1:21:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. Okay.
• 1:21:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:21:38
  Testecleese: I wasn't sure I was like, what the hell did I miss here?
• 1:21:41
  Testecleese: Yeah. And now Britain
• 1:21:46
  Testecleese: is saying is basically saying they're gonna like, pick up the slack. And it's United States phone.
• 1:21:50
  Brian McFadden: Let them have it, let them have it.
• 1:21:52
  Testecleese: If you're gonna get all the all the fall.
• 1:21:55
  Brian McFadden: The rare Earth minerals, I mean, Putin's already trying to work a deal with us to provide us with more real Earth things than Ukraine even has so.
• 1:22:08
  Testecleese: And, you know, talk all the shit you want about Russia. But why do we hate them so much? It's not 1987 anymore.
• 1:22:15
  Brian McFadden: It's the freaking the EU about the EU.
• 1:22:21
  El Guapo: No, they're the one instigating Russia stuff like that into what they're doing.
• 1:22:26
  Testecleese: They want to make Ukraine NATO, and it's like Ukraine literally translates to the borderland.
• 1:22:33
  Brian McFadden: Ukraine can be a member of the EU. That'd be better for them.
• 1:22:38
  Testecleese: EU? I don't care, but not NATO.
• 1:22:41
  Testecleese: This is an agreement with Russia a long time ago was, Ukraine will not be NATO. We need to have some kind of borderland, so we named the country the borderlands.
• 1:22:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:22:51
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:22:53
  Testecleese: And now Ukraine's looking to get a fucking nuclear weapon.
• 1:22:58
  Brian McFadden: They already had nukes.
• 1:23:00
  Testecleese: Hag. They're looking to get a new one. Do you see this? They're they're like
• 1:23:03
  Testecleese: fundraising crowd raising from nations like France is talking about putting into it.
• 1:23:09
  Testecleese: I'm like you do better just to give them a missile than money to build one, because.
• 1:23:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:23:13
  Testecleese: It's gonna take him. How many years.
• 1:23:16
  Brian McFadden: North Korea is still working on theirs.
• 1:23:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's gonna take you how long to actually develop a proper missile delivery system and a warhead.
• 1:23:26
  Testecleese: And if Ukraine is going to nuke Russia. I want to have our name nowhere on that sheet of paper.
• 1:23:32
  Brian McFadden: Oh, right!
• 1:23:36
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong. I'll be all right here. I got the Appalachian Mountains to protect me from fallout. I'm in the middle of nowhere. It's not worth hitting with a weapon.
• 1:23:45
  Testecleese: But like Noah Fuck, you, you motherfuckers over there, you guys are fucked. If we get into a nuclear conflict.
• 1:23:50
  Testecleese: I got my bow.
• 1:23:51
  El Guapo: Hey? We're not gonna feel it. It's gonna be quick.
• 1:23:54
  Brian McFadden: I got my boat. I'm going.
• 1:23:56
  Testecleese: I don't know. It depends on how.
• 1:23:57
  Testecleese: Yeah. There you go. Brian's got the idea, but it depends on.
• 1:24:00
  El Guapo: How long is it gonna take it from the missiles to launch all the way up to him to leave the Chesapeake Bay.
• 1:24:08
  Brian McFadden: I don't know you. Let'll take care of me. He'll protect me.
• 1:24:12
  Testecleese: It's not.
• 1:24:12
  El Guapo: Darwink will come down and save you.
• 1:24:17
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, my God!
• 1:24:19
  El Guapo: Alright, anyway.
• 1:24:20
  Testecleese: And well, former chief from NATO is actually warning Zelensky, I warned. Zelensky is like, you guys are stupid. That was a huge mistake
• 1:24:28
  Testecleese: spitting on the United States. You guys are gonna be fucked. And Zelensky apparently cooled off and came out and was like.
• 1:24:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:24:35
  El Guapo: States. It's on great.
• 1:24:36
  El Guapo: Okay? We're off.
• 1:24:37
  Testecleese: Still.
• 1:24:38
  Brian McFadden: We're ungrateful for what.
• 1:24:40
  Testecleese: Still hasn't apologized or said Thank you.
• 1:24:43
  Brian McFadden: Trump is never going to apologize for this shit show. He's the only President in like the last 20 years that got us out of all foreign conflicts. That's exactly what he's trying to do here again. He's trying to get us out of this quagmire. That will be our generation's Vietnam war.
• 1:25:02
  Testecleese: Did you see the threats he just put out to Hamas a couple days ago?
• 1:25:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it's great!
• 1:25:07
  Testecleese: A flat out like we will kill you.
• 1:25:10
  Testecleese: And I was like Whoa, like you need to stop. Now. Return all hostages, or we will come and kill you all. I was like holy shit. The President hasn't said anything like that since World War 2.
• 1:25:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:25
  Testecleese: Jeez, Louise, that's crazy.
• 1:25:29
  Brian McFadden: And if people think Trump's playing, let's go ahead and test them.
• 1:25:34
  Testecleese: Well, as Zelensky says, we have this beautiful ocean on either side of our country protecting us.
• 1:25:40
  Testecleese: so go ahead, burn down Eastern Europe, burn down half of you know. Tip standard Europe
• 1:25:48
  Testecleese: fuck. Go away to France for all I care, the United States will make bank
• 1:25:54
  Testecleese: selling materials to these countries to rebuild.
• 1:25:57
  Testecleese: We could all be millionaires by simply buying stocks.
• 1:26:03
  Testecleese: By the way, huh!
• 1:26:06
  Testecleese: I don't have it in front of me, but the shits and giggles.
• 1:26:11
  Testecleese: I had a look. I was like Trump was talking about giving what a green that Greenland or whatever like 60 billion dollars to make them on.
• 1:26:20
  Testecleese: I was like, Okay, let's have a look at. Oh, there's only 20,000 people that live in Greenland. Apparently we give each citizen over a million dollars.
• 1:26:28
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:26:29
  Testecleese: It sounds like her.
• 1:26:31
  Brian McFadden: They're not going to take that deal.
• 1:26:32
  Testecleese: I was like.
• 1:26:34
  Brian McFadden: I think if it came to a vote, the average Greenland citizen was welcome. That deal.
• 1:26:40
  Testecleese: Hey, Ronnie's here. But exactly. If I was in Greenland, you're gonna make me a millionaire, and the United States has to defend me.
• 1:26:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:26:48
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 1:26:50
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:26:50
  Brian McFadden: It's a no brainer.
• 1:26:52
  El Guapo: Dude what used to go? I mean, like, if you give him a billion dollars a billion, if you're in Greenland.
• 1:26:58
  El Guapo: what are you going to do with it in Greenland.
• 1:26:59
  Brian McFadden: Bunder move, move out of the country.
• 1:27:03
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:27:06
  Testecleese: What do you mean? What are you gonna do with it?
• 1:27:07
  El Guapo: I just like.
• 1:27:08
  Testecleese: Buy a house.
• 1:27:10
  El Guapo: You really realize there's a shit to the space itself, like, okay, like, I just get that next door.
• 1:27:16
  Brian McFadden: Take the money and move to a warmer climate.
• 1:27:19
  El Guapo: They don't know nothing. They know nothing better than that, that's all they know.
• 1:27:25
  Brian McFadden: Well, the little high on the high with a million dollars.
• 1:27:28
  El Guapo: Is that a special.
• 1:27:29
  Brian McFadden: Put it in the pub.
• 1:27:30
  El Guapo: I think, is this upside down over there.
• 1:27:34
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, mate, we're at the bottom of the world.
• 1:27:36
  Ron Pascoe: So always.
• 1:27:38
  Brian McFadden: Never is that part of the way a.
• 1:27:41
  El Guapo: That's.
• 1:27:41
  Brian McFadden: One of the reason why we're not doing video anymore.
• 1:27:46
  Brian McFadden: One of us is sideways.
• 1:27:49
  Ron Pascoe: We'll get a little bit busy every now and then.
• 1:27:52
  Testecleese: But you know, if you if you drag down the top of your screen, there's a little like Circle thingy with arrows that you can click on, and your phone will automatically switch to our landscape mode when you turn it sideways.
• 1:28:04
  Ron Pascoe: Come on, mate, I'm driving car. I can't go be touching the phone while I'm driving.
• 1:28:07
  Testecleese: But you could just leave it on.
• 1:28:10
  El Guapo: Oh, hold on! Are you driving left side of the road right side of the road? I think you're wrong.
• 1:28:16
  Ron Pascoe: No, we. We drive on the left side, but I'm in a right hand driven car. We sell wheels on the right hand side.
• 1:28:23
  Ron Pascoe: you know who Jeffrey's looking like these days? Have you ever seen that Tom Hardy, movie Charlie Bronson?
• 1:28:29
  Ron Pascoe: About the crazy duties in a jail.
• 1:28:32
  Ron Pascoe: Check it out. Okay, 11th Street.
• 1:28:37
  Ron Pascoe: I thought you watch some big news going on over in America. At the moment Guy.
• 1:28:40
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:28:41
  El Guapo: Into Canada.
• 1:28:42
  Brian McFadden: Talking about it for the last hour and a half.
• 1:28:44
  El Guapo: No, this is like a last week. We haven't talked about this week yet.
• 1:28:49
  Brian McFadden: We're working on it.
• 1:28:52
  Ron Pascoe: Hey? Have you spoken about the credit cards?
• 1:28:56
  El Guapo: What credit card, which one.
• 1:28:58
  Ron Pascoe: Government issued credit cards that the Federal Judge said that had been reinstated through those.
• 1:29:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we don't got a doge. Yeah, that's topic.
• 1:29:08
  Testecleese: Well, hopefully.
• 1:29:09
  Brian McFadden: We're on the You. We were still finishing up on Ukraine.
• 1:29:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, let me sit between transition to the next.
• 1:29:16
  Testecleese: Come on, then.
• 1:29:19
  Ron Pascoe: I've been having a crazy battle with these crazy Canadians all week.
• 1:29:26
  Testecleese: You guys know who this is?
• 1:29:30
  Testecleese: You know the song.
• 1:29:31
  El Guapo: All green.
• 1:29:33
  Testecleese: Al green.
• 1:29:33
  Brian McFadden: Wrong. L. Green.
• 1:29:36
  Brian McFadden: It's not.
• 1:29:37
  Testecleese: The same guy.
• 1:29:38
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not.
• 1:29:40
  Testecleese: The Congressman isn't the guy. Let's stay together.
• 1:29:42
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:29:45
  Ron Pascoe: He's as old as Al Green.
• 1:29:47
  Testecleese: Oh, come on! That was awesome, and you know it.
• 1:29:49
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:29:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:29:51
  Testecleese: Oh, he looks like Jose has made this connection.
• 1:29:54
  El Guapo: No, he looks like the fucking caveman dude like it's like the map.
• 1:30:01
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:30:02
  El Guapo: He looked like they missed a link.
• 1:30:05
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Missing. Link.
• 1:30:06
  Testecleese: Trump addressed the house with eyes.
• 1:30:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they don't call the State of the Union addresses 1st year. But that's basically what it is.
• 1:30:14
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:30:15
  Testecleese: And yeah. Al Green stood up, waved his cane around, and started screaming and yelling, or whatever.
• 1:30:21
  El Guapo: Democrat.
• 1:30:22
  Testecleese: So they decided to censure this guy
• 1:30:26
  Testecleese: like, Hey, you can't be doing this. You're interrupting official government proceedings which heads up the January 6 guys they got.
• 1:30:34
  Testecleese: You guys know that none of them were charged with insurrection. Right?
• 1:30:39
  Testecleese: They were all charged with interfering with a government proceeding.
• 1:30:43
  Testecleese: This guy did the same thing.
• 1:30:46
  Testecleese: Those guys got 20 years.
• 1:30:48
  Testecleese: He got censured. Do you know what censoring is to a Senate Congressman or Senator?
• 1:30:54
  Ron Pascoe: Back on the wrist.
• 1:30:55
  Testecleese: Not even a slap on the wrist. At least you feel it. This is like crossing your fingers, and you remember a bad boy thing.
• 1:31:04
  Testecleese: But the Democrats man!
• 1:31:06
  Testecleese: They get up and start singing. We will overcome. When they did. This censuring thing like this is inappropriate. He has a freedom of speech.
• 1:31:14
  Testecleese: All I could think of was that guy back when Obama was in office, who yelled, jumped up and yelled, You lie! And he got censured.
• 1:31:21
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:31:22
  Testecleese: He only said 2 words.
• 1:31:25
  Testecleese: Al Green wouldn't shut the fuck up.
• 1:31:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:31:30
  Testecleese: What the hell I.
• 1:31:33
  Ron Pascoe: To the credit to the credit. Democrats voted forensic extension.
• 1:31:38
  Testecleese: I think the Democrats are intentionally lighting their party on fire right now, and I'm not certain. Why
• 1:31:44
  Testecleese: did you see these fucking, stupid videos of them like, Choose your fighter.
• 1:31:50
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. And the Republicans came out with a better one. Actually.
• 1:31:55
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, oh, I'm waiting for Brian for this one, of course Brian leaves Brian.
• 1:31:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:31:59
  Testecleese: Time coming back. I almost I almost made a meme.
• 1:32:05
  Testecleese: I'm wait. I'm trying to drag this out. Almost made a meme to make for the show title or the thumbnail. For this show.
• 1:32:12
  El Guapo: And.
• 1:32:12
  Testecleese: A whole bunch of Jd. Vance memes have come out over this Ukraine.
• 1:32:16
  El Guapo: Right.
• 1:32:17
  Testecleese: I'm sure you've seen the Vance memes right.
• 1:32:18
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, he's laughing about it, too.
• 1:32:20
  Testecleese: Oh, oh! The Republican ones coming out are so much better.
• 1:32:24
  El Guapo: And.
• 1:32:24
  Testecleese: Because we all know the left can't mean they're no good at it.
• 1:32:28
  Testecleese: But I wanted to get a picture of Vance Emo Vance, with like the the black hair down over one eye, like he's like in a Nineties Rock band. And remember this song.
• 1:32:37
  Testecleese: what you're saying on this? Haven't you people ever heard of stopping a goddamn war.
• 1:32:43
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:32:44
  Testecleese: Remember that song closing a goddamn door.
• 1:32:47
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:32:48
  Testecleese: All right. I thought it'd be funny with like an Emo musician. And then, you know.
• 1:32:52
  Testecleese: But yeah, I'm getting a good laugh out of these memes, and Vance is laughing his ass off. He's like these. These are fucking hilarious. He's like too bad. These they got ones coming from the left. Aren't funny, you know.
• 1:33:04
  Ron Pascoe: Well, like the ones that come out with the paddle badge, and they're like.
• 1:33:07
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:33:10
  Ron Pascoe: I see.
• 1:33:11
  Testecleese: Swear to God they were doing that on purpose to get memes made of them. You hold up a little paddle next to your face, you know, that's getting smells written on it, putting on the Internet right?
• 1:33:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:33:21
  Ron Pascoe: Do you get the PIN taken out of here.
• 1:33:23
  Testecleese: Well, listen. I'm waiting for the one of Ilhan Omar holding one up, and on it written, is, I married my brother.
• 1:33:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, there's 1 out there.
• 1:33:33
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 1:33:34
  El Guapo: There's just one out there for that.
• 1:33:36
  Testecleese: Oh, okay. Someone already did it. Okay.
• 1:33:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:33:38
  Testecleese: There you go!
• 1:33:39
  El Guapo: Make sure. Post this somewhere.
• 1:33:41
  Testecleese: That's exactly the thing. It's like, you guys, I swear you do it on purpose to burn your own party down.
• 1:33:46
  Testecleese: You got Aoc telling criminals how to evade justice. And she's like, that's pretty illegal. It's like, Yeah, it's called aiding and abetting.
• 1:33:54
  Ron Pascoe: Did you see the video of the guys who tried to do the interviews with some of the Democrats when they're coming out of Congress.
• 1:34:00
  Ron Pascoe: He got up with Ilmar Omar, and he's actually Fedra. Did you const my mind your wedding with your brother?
• 1:34:06
  El Guapo: Jeez.
• 1:34:08
  Testecleese: Nice quality, Guapo. I thought not. Even I married my brother.
• 1:34:12
  Ron Pascoe: Cool.
• 1:34:12
  Testecleese: I fucked my brother or fucked her brother says.
• 1:34:16
  El Guapo: No. I just find out there, it's funny.
• 1:34:20
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:34:21
  Testecleese: Anyway, back on topic a little bit.
• 1:34:23
  Ron Pascoe: You really think the Democrats have lost their way.
• 1:34:27
  Testecleese: I got a shot off my shade, cause I'm sure you guys keep hearing that. But ding.
• 1:34:31
  El Guapo: No, I don't.
• 1:34:31
  Testecleese: Heavy infection. That's good.
• 1:34:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:34:35
  Testecleese: Crockett, no.
• 1:34:37
  El Guapo: No, that's I forgot her name.
• 1:34:40
  El Guapo: Is she the.
• 1:34:41
  Testecleese: Exactly. We knew these were gonna turn into me as soon as you saw that paddle. You knew exactly what's gonna happen, didn't you?
• 1:34:49
  El Guapo: Oh, no, I didn't. I was just laughing about it.
• 1:34:51
  Testecleese: I did as soon as they held up a I saw the paddles. I was like every single one of these is gonna have a different message on it. It's gonna be amazing.
• 1:34:59
  El Guapo: So the Jd. Pence, one with the Leonardo Dicaprio.
• 1:35:04
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:35:06
  Testecleese: Oh, anyway, trump brought up how we caught the terrorists who planned the Abbey Gate shit at this address
• 1:35:19
  Testecleese: in case you don't remember. Abby Gate was when we tried to get out of Afghanistan, and 13 of our soldiers were killed in an ambush, and this was before trump came up trump.
• 1:35:28
  Testecleese: But Biden came out and said, We haven't had any soldiers die. It's like what.
• 1:35:35
  Testecleese: Brian, you're still muted in case you didn't know.
• 1:35:40
  Brian McFadden: No, I didn't know. I didn't know.
• 1:35:44
  Testecleese: Alright! There you go!
• 1:35:46
  Testecleese: So the the Democrats at this address
• 1:35:51
  Testecleese: wouldn't stand and cheer for the President, arriving.
• 1:35:54
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:35:54
  Testecleese: Little disrespectful, but I understand.
• 1:35:57
  Testecleese: But heads up. I'm pretty sure the Republicans always do, even if they don't like them right?
• 1:36:05
  Testecleese: Maybe not Republicans either.
• 1:36:07
  Brian McFadden: Don't know
• 1:36:08
  Brian McFadden: but he actually I loved it when he got up there and said, is like I could cure cancer right now.
• 1:36:15
  Brian McFadden: or Covid and you. There's nothing I could do that make you guys stand up.
• 1:36:20
  El Guapo: Yeah. Oh, no, he did.
• 1:36:21
  Brian McFadden: Point.
• 1:36:22
  El Guapo: No, he did. He did. He actually around Ukraine, mentioned Ukraine. They all got up and.
• 1:36:29
  Testecleese: Exactly the talking about this, this. What 13 year old, who beat brain cancer was officially signed in as an honorary member of the Secret service. They couldn't even stand up and say, good for you, kid.
• 1:36:42
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:36:44
  El Guapo: Alright!
• 1:36:44
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:36:44
  Brian McFadden: Made him look really petty.
• 1:36:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, not Riley Gaines.
• 1:36:49
  Ron Pascoe: Trump.
• 1:36:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, send the Democrats up.
• 1:36:55
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is like you said he could cure cancer. Thing is, if he cured cancer, the Democrats would complain that he put oncologists out of work.
• 1:37:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:37:05
  Testecleese: So how many people are going to lose their jobs over this? It's like how many people are not not gonna die at 13, you know.
• 1:37:11
  Testecleese: and it's just. It's amazing that the only thing they cheered for was more war.
• 1:37:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yep.
• 1:37:19
  Testecleese: Not even beating cancer. Are you kidding me.
• 1:37:24
  Testecleese: anyway? That that guy that kid's dead
• 1:37:28
  Testecleese: gave Major Maddow a piece of his mind, basically told her to shut the fuck up and mind her own goddamn business.
• 1:37:33
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:37:36
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! Someone should slap that broad in the face! But.
• 1:37:41
  El Guapo: Did you? Oh.
• 1:37:43
  Testecleese: No, Rachel, yeah, exactly. That dude. And we all know that Rachel Maddow is really Michael Knowles, right.
• 1:37:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, he just the ultra has the ultra. What's it called personnel?
• 1:37:57
  Testecleese: Okay. Ultra.
• 1:37:58
  El Guapo: No like you gotta oh.
• 1:37:59
  Brian McFadden: Alternate personality.
• 1:38:01
  El Guapo: Ego whatever.
• 1:38:03
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, multiple personality disorder.
• 1:38:06
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 1:38:08
  Testecleese: By the way, Brian, did you? Who Michael Knowles was before we brought that up.
• 1:38:11
  Testecleese: and you found the picture.
• 1:38:14
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:38:15
  Testecleese: Okay, because I remember you, you went and found the picture, and you laughed so hard when you saw them next to each other.
• 1:38:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:38:24
  Testecleese: All right. Well, the repeat offender wanted to talk about Doge.
• 1:38:30
  Testecleese: So Brian.
• 1:38:31
  Brian McFadden: He's muted now.
• 1:38:33
  Testecleese: Who's he walking through some fucking middle of nowhere?
• 1:38:38
  El Guapo: Middle heist.
• 1:38:39
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, he's buying drugs!
• 1:38:42
  Testecleese: They're looking at us! Oh, hey! At least they're on the other side of the plane. They can't get to us know when they're buying drugs.
• 1:38:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's funny how.
• 1:38:50
  Testecleese: Aggrajit.
• 1:38:51
  El Guapo: Anyhow. Now, nowadays you buy your eggs in the street, buy your weed in the store.
• 1:38:56
  Brian McFadden: That's right.
• 1:38:59
  Testecleese: Got it.
• 1:39:01
  Testecleese: That's the funny thing, though, is, you're right, Dude. How many people stop by roadside stands for eggs, especially now.
• 1:39:09
  Testecleese: right.
• 1:39:09
  El Guapo: Over 9 50.
• 1:39:11
  El Guapo: Like, what type of.
• 1:39:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:39:12
  El Guapo: Of chicken. That is, you know, like, I got this type, that type.
• 1:39:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, I do. Organic.
• 1:39:17
  Testecleese: Rock over here. I got Kentucky blues over here.
• 1:39:21
  El Guapo: I got organic chicken.
• 1:39:23
  Testecleese: Now what iceberg like, baby? I got it.
• 1:39:26
  El Guapo: I got it once that.
• 1:39:28
  Testecleese: On your eggs.
• 1:39:29
  El Guapo: You want the when the when you got something cheap, I I got the food scrap one that always eat the food scraps. Yeah.
• 1:39:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, you got anything real cheap. I got. I got pigeon eggs, I guess.
• 1:39:42
  Brian McFadden: I don't.
• 1:39:43
  El Guapo: Look. I just did a losey for now. Okay, just one for $1.
• 1:39:50
  El Guapo: I said.
• 1:39:50
  Testecleese: Breakfast today. Okay, man, and then make an omelet.
• 1:39:55
  El Guapo: To make an omelet. I just need something for my croissant.
• 1:40:01
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, my God! I saw a video recently online of this French guy, he goes, are you Americans? It's a croissant, not a croissant. Not like
• 1:40:10
  Testecleese: to all you French motherfuckers. It's Mcdonald's Mcdonald's.
• 1:40:18
  Testecleese: I was like. That's not even American. That's Irish.
• 1:40:23
  Testecleese: all right. Looks like a repeat offenders back.
• 1:40:26
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry, lads, quick! Do you stop!
• 1:40:29
  Brian McFadden: I thought you were getting drugs.
• 1:40:31
  Testecleese: You gotta buy Essie, Alice. I get it.
• 1:40:35
  Testecleese: He's buying single bottles of beer in a parking lot than that.
• 1:40:40
  Ron Pascoe: That was a big bottle shop. It's a large, it's a 750 mil bottle of beer.
• 1:40:47
  Ron Pascoe: and it's not fostered.
• 1:40:49
  Brian McFadden: Well, that is not beer, if it's not fosters, cause that's Australian.
• 1:40:53
  Testecleese: It's Australian for beer.
• 1:40:56
  Ron Pascoe: The stray to tariffs.
• 1:41:01
  Testecleese: Is it even made in Australia.
• 1:41:02
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not. I don't think so.
• 1:41:08
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. It might be cool.
• 1:41:10
  Brian McFadden: You can't even buy it in Australia. It's an outback thing.
• 1:41:16
  Ron Pascoe: We don't want to buy this right now.
• 1:41:18
  Testecleese: But you know what Germany makes, how many amazing firearms you cannot buy in Germany.
• 1:41:26
  Ron Pascoe: You. You think you're getting a Sig sour. If you're a German citizen.
• 1:41:33
  Testecleese: Or a ruger.
• 1:41:37
  Testecleese: Anyway.
• 1:41:39
  Testecleese: Brian, please take us into Doge. I'm gonna go see if my brother-in-law has arrived. You should have been here like half hour ago.
• 1:41:45
  Brian McFadden: Excellent.
• 1:41:49
  Brian McFadden: yeah. Did everybody hear about the liberal tiktoker? They called for Elon Musk's assassination, then brags about not paying taxes for years.
• 1:41:58
  El Guapo: Oh! The chair!
• 1:41:59
  Ron Pascoe: He's a pig.
• 1:42:02
  El Guapo: This is like, Oh, let's book it.
• 1:42:05
  Brian McFadden: Brag about that on tic tac! Nobody's gonna notice.
• 1:42:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, because that Internet is not thing.
• 1:42:11
  Ron Pascoe: What did she?
• 1:42:12
  Ron Pascoe: So she said, because, they haven't come from seen it for 8 years yet.
• 1:42:17
  Ron Pascoe: They're not. Gonna they're not gonna listen to the fucking.
• 1:42:19
  Ron Pascoe: So they're not gonna listen to the
• 1:42:23
  Ron Pascoe: they're broadcast, or whatever on Tiktok.
• 1:42:25
  El Guapo: I guess you just want to be famous without the controversy. But then she realized, Oh, shit! This thing is getting real.
• 1:42:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:42:33
  El Guapo: And now she turned to back out of it.
• 1:42:36
  Ron Pascoe: Did they catch up with us.
• 1:42:38
  Brian McFadden: And they gave.
• 1:42:39
  El Guapo: We know. Yeah, we don't know yet.
• 1:42:40
  Brian McFadden: Elevated Elon musk status, so threats against him are a lot more there. He's not a private citizen anymore, you know. He's getting some protection from the United States Government.
• 1:42:50
  Brian McFadden: So you guys take any attempts of assassination on him.
• 1:42:55
  Brian McFadden: you know, basically like assassination attempt on a Congressman type deals how I look at it.
• 1:43:00
  El Guapo: Shit.
• 1:43:00
  Brian McFadden: Not like the President, but you know a government official.
• 1:43:04
  El Guapo: After New York incident with Luigi dupe, everybody get a security. He better have a security.
• 1:43:12
  Brian McFadden: Oh, he has security he's had.
• 1:43:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:43:14
  Brian McFadden: For years.
• 1:43:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:43:20
  Ron Pascoe: Have you got there about the credit cards I was talking about earlier, Brian.
• 1:43:25
  El Guapo: You know what.
• 1:43:25
  Ron Pascoe: But I did.
• 1:43:26
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:43:27
  Brian McFadden: You bought beer.
• 1:43:28
  Ron Pascoe: The Federal credit cards that both these workers had, and all that
• 1:43:33
  Ron Pascoe: trump, and that suspended it, and a Federal judge turned around and said that he couldn't suspend it. You had to keep it going, so they all put a dollar on each card.
• 1:43:41
  Ron Pascoe: $1.
• 1:43:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, he, yeah.
• 1:43:44
  El Guapo: That's funny.
• 1:43:47
  Testecleese: I see you guys brought up the the person who brags about not paying taxes. She didn't actually brag about not paying taxes. She said she hadn't filed.
• 1:43:55
  Brian McFadden: Okay, well, that's the same thing, you know.
• 1:43:58
  Testecleese: No, it's not because she actually had a regular full-time job.
• 1:44:02
  Testecleese: Which means she probably just didn't get her tax return.
• 1:44:06
  Testecleese: She was probably overpaying taxes.
• 1:44:09
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:44:10
  Testecleese: Because she was too lazy to file for her return.
• 1:44:13
  Brian McFadden: Most of my income's 1099. So if I don't file the Irs is looking for me because.
• 1:44:19
  Testecleese: And you don't have a 9 to 5 job where someone else pays you for working.
• 1:44:22
  Brian McFadden: Right. I don't have.
• 1:44:23
  Testecleese: What that means.
• 1:44:24
  Brian McFadden: Too, you know I don't.
• 1:44:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, we see.
• 1:44:25
  Brian McFadden: Over, my.
• 1:44:27
  Testecleese: She was filing w twos, and I was like that. Just means you just didn't get your refund. You paid more than you should have, and you're bragging about being smarter than them.
• 1:44:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:44:36
  Testecleese: You're not really. You're not really that much smarter. Yeah.
• 1:44:39
  Testecleese: like you admitted to breaking the law and losing money, doing it good job on that one buddy.
• 1:44:46
  El Guapo: But.
• 1:44:46
  Brian McFadden: But like we were saying that Elon Musk has been elevated to a government official, and he's got security protection as such, you know.
• 1:44:53
  El Guapo: No, probably not even that. He just get investigated, like all the threats that come up to him.
• 1:44:59
  El Guapo: It's because they take it seriously. I mean he got his own security. So.
• 1:45:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah. He's got his own security, too.
• 1:45:04
  El Guapo: But they're just investigating every death that come his way.
• 1:45:07
  Testecleese: Well, that's getting me a lot, too, is people who elected Elon Musk.
• 1:45:11
  El Guapo: Nobody I'm like I'm like, who elected General Milley.
• 1:45:16
  Brian McFadden: There's ours.
• 1:45:17
  Ron Pascoe: Sounds.
• 1:45:19
  Brian McFadden: Obama, for that.
• 1:45:22
  Testecleese: They are.
• 1:45:23
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, you can play. You know what? All of this shit, too. You can play that to buy them.
• 1:45:28
  El Guapo: All this shit happened because of Biden.
• 1:45:31
  Testecleese: Well, what's happening now, but which are but they're saying unelected. And I'm like, who who elected anyone in the Cabinet ever.
• 1:45:39
  Ron Pascoe: That one.
• 1:45:40
  El Guapo: No more.
• 1:45:40
  Testecleese: Yeah. No one who elected anyone working in the Irs as it is now.
• 1:45:45
  El Guapo: Boom.
• 1:45:46
  Testecleese: For all you know, there could be a whole bunch of Mega trump Mega Americans working in the Irs who have your social security number and your private information.
• 1:45:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:45:55
  Testecleese: Because that guy I would trust less than Elon Musk, because you probably already gave it to Elon Musk when you did your fucking paypal shit.
• 1:46:04
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:46:05
  Testecleese: And these people are so open.
• 1:46:09
  Ron Pascoe: To elected fauci No. One. He shut down nations.
• 1:46:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:46:13
  Testecleese: Who elected fauci.
• 1:46:16
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:46:18
  Testecleese: And some other crazy asshole threaten to gut Elon Musk. He's been arrested.
• 1:46:25
  Testecleese: Again, what's up with this terrorism? Why do people think it's okay?
• 1:46:30
  El Guapo: Because Luigi.
• 1:46:32
  Brian McFadden: But that wasn't okay.
• 1:46:35
  El Guapo: Oh, the left think is okay.
• 1:46:37
  Testecleese: I don't think Luigi necessarily did it.
• 1:46:40
  Testecleese: I'm still saying, looking at the pictures of that dude with the mask and looking at Luigi. It does not look like the same guy. One had a unibrow, the other didn't.
• 1:46:49
  Testecleese: But we'll see how that plays out. But yeah.
• 1:46:52
  Testecleese: and like you said, though, like Luigi, he killed.
• 1:46:56
  Testecleese: he got involved and killed somebody in Big Pharma right.
• 1:47:01
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:47:03
  Testecleese: Couple years ago, just a couple years ago. And even today, aren't they demanding we all get shots from big Pharma. Oh, yeah, they were.
• 1:47:12
  Brian McFadden: Definitely.
• 1:47:13
  Testecleese: You support it or not, like. I don't understand the arguments these folks are making. I really don't.
• 1:47:23
  Brian McFadden: So Elon's offered to go on the daily show. If it's unedited.
• 1:47:27
  Testecleese: Well, they asked him to come on. Yeah, and he said, I will if it's not edited.
• 1:47:31
  Brian McFadden: They're not.
• 1:47:31
  Testecleese: Apparently apparently well, apparently it's been accepted.
• 1:47:35
  Testecleese: but if he wants to be sure it's unedited, he has to demand it. Be broadcast. Live, too.
• 1:47:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, or his staff.
• 1:47:43
  Testecleese: Before I get a copy.
• 1:47:44
  Brian McFadden: Their own copy.
• 1:47:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, I get to work with.
• 1:47:48
  Brian McFadden: It clay clay Travis does whenever he does interviews on all the different networks.
• 1:47:54
  Brian McFadden: he'll only agree to it as if he gets
• 1:47:57
  Brian McFadden: an actual, unedited copy of for himself.
• 1:48:01
  Testecleese: So when they added it all stupid email, that's not what happened at all.
• 1:48:04
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. Exactly. Yup, covering his ass.
• 1:48:08
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because they're the ones who bring out the cheap fakes.
• 1:48:12
  Testecleese: and it's like the very fine people on both sides, was the 1st cheap fake
• 1:48:16
  Testecleese: when you edit the video to make it sound like you want it to.
• 1:48:19
  Brian McFadden: Joy, Behar.
• 1:48:22
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 1:48:23
  Brian McFadden: I remember hearing this when she came out and said that Elon.
• 1:48:26
  Brian McFadden: Pro apartheid, and then she comes back and says, I don't really know. Well, maybe you should fire some people on your staff, because that's where you get all your knowledge from.
• 1:48:37
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing. Is, she just said this. She's like, Oh, yeah, I'm pretty sure. You know, he grew up in South Africa around Protestant, he must have supported it. It's like
• 1:48:44
  Testecleese: he must have supported it.
• 1:48:46
  Brian McFadden: There's no no.
• 1:48:49
  Testecleese: You know, just like I I they keep hearing about like all these white people supported. Slavery is like the white people got together and started a fucking war with their own people to end slavery in this country. Okay.
• 1:48:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:00
  Testecleese: And then the people who want to keep slavery put their slaves on the front line to die instead.
• 1:49:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:49:07
  Testecleese: Later.
• 1:49:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, she had to walk it back as the view.
• 1:49:11
  Brian McFadden: They've been walking a lot of shit back on the view lately. It's fairly entertaining to watch them walk it back.
• 1:49:16
  Testecleese: I know when the lawyers get involved. It's a good time.
• 1:49:20
  Testecleese: you know. We're a reliable news network, because when we make a mistake we correct it? It's like you're correcting shit every day.
• 1:49:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:49:27
  Brian McFadden: And you're not a reliable news network. The view is not, the view cannot be considered. News.
• 1:49:34
  Testecleese: Oh, God, no way.
• 1:49:35
  Testecleese: Oh, and that's news. Dude.
• 1:49:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:49:37
  Testecleese: News articles doesn't make us the news right.
• 1:49:40
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:49:41
  Ron Pascoe: You know what would be, you know, it'd be awesome
• 1:49:46
  Ron Pascoe: able to view a terrorist organization like the cartels
• 1:49:56
  Ron Pascoe: with their organization.
• 1:49:58
  Testecleese: When do they?
• 1:49:59
  Ron Pascoe: Wouldn't it be funny?
• 1:49:59
  Testecleese: The cartel thing when I get to the cartel thing, and the best part is trump declared.
• 1:50:06
  Testecleese: signed the title Terrorist. All the Mexican cartel organizations.
• 1:50:11
  Brian McFadden: That didn't make Mexico happy.
• 1:50:13
  Testecleese: No, it didn't, and we'll get more into that. But I laughed because the 1st thing that went through my head was Trump's
• 1:50:21
  Testecleese: What was it?
• 1:50:23
  Testecleese: Trump's actions against cartel, trump against cartel organizations?
• 1:50:32
  Testecleese: Taco.
• 1:50:34
  Brian McFadden: Okay. I wonder what that acronym was for.
• 1:50:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, trump trump's actually trump's against cartel organizations. I was like perfect in Mexico.
• 1:50:46
  Testecleese: Oh, no, you can.
• 1:50:47
  Testecleese: Apparently that's it'd be South Park, Jennifer Lopez when it's Eric Cartman's hand. Taco! Flavored pieces.
• 1:50:58
  Testecleese: Oh, anyway, I guess there was a rally anti musk rally in Virginia Beach.
• 1:51:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Outside of the Republican House. Representative Members Office.
• 1:51:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, we had some up in Massachusetts, I guess.
• 1:51:14
  Testecleese: And again, what do you think?
• 1:51:17
  Testecleese: Protesting Elon Musk is going to do.
• 1:51:20
  Brian McFadden: Absolutely nothing makes you feel good about yourself or going to a protest.
• 1:51:25
  Testecleese: Why don't you go to fucking work and make some money and pay into the tax system to understand why everyone.
• 1:51:29
  Brian McFadden: Don't have jobs.
• 1:51:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. If you have time to protest all year round.
• 1:51:34
  Brian McFadden: That's why you don't see a whole lot of Republicans and libertarians protesting on a regular basis.
• 1:51:41
  Brian McFadden: That's why we got jobs.
• 1:51:43
  Testecleese: Every year. On super Tuesday the Democrats have this huge surge in the beginning of the day, and after, like 6 Pm. The Republicans, why, all of a sudden, the Republican show, I'm like.
• 1:51:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we went to work.
• 1:51:56
  Brian McFadden: That's why I pretty much started voting absentee for the most part.
• 1:52:01
  Testecleese: I was like they got off of work and went and voted. That's what happened here, folks.
• 1:52:07
  Testecleese: Oh,
• 1:52:11
  Testecleese: Repeat, offended! Did you see Musk's email thing.
• 1:52:16
  Ron Pascoe: I didn't catch it all, but I saw a bit of it.
• 1:52:20
  Testecleese: But.
• 1:52:21
  Ron Pascoe: Come on!
• 1:52:22
  Testecleese: He sent out an email to government employees saying, Hey.
• 1:52:27
  Testecleese: yeah. 5, 5 bullet points what you did this week.
• 1:52:32
  Testecleese: And people were so offended. They were going on the news and complaining about it, and all I can think was it would have taken you less time to respond to the email than to go on Cnn and complain about it.
• 1:52:43
  Testecleese: And like, Well, who is he? As like right now he's your boss.
• 1:52:47
  Testecleese: He's he's the oversight guy who's coming to cut
• 1:52:50
  Testecleese: the fat out of the company, and
• 1:52:53
  Testecleese: if you can't come up with 5 things you did in a week, you didn't do anything.
• 1:53:00
  Testecleese: and I actually had someone to say to me. And
• 1:53:03
  Testecleese: granted was in good faith. They said, Yeah, but you know, a lot of people working in the government are doing like secret stuff like you can't just share. I was like, Yeah, you don't. You don't explain how you did whatever like, for example, I'm
• 1:53:16
  Testecleese: I can give you a bullpen. Now, that would be secret stuff
• 1:53:20
  Testecleese: that I can say without telling you secret stuff.
• 1:53:24
  Testecleese: Today I conducted a weld repair on nuclear reactor, one on the Uss. Carl Vinson. Now, I don't have to tell you the way out of the nuclear reactor
• 1:53:36
  Testecleese: what the guys inside are doing or anything. I said to tell you that I did something. And these guys are, yeah. But it's secret. It's like the fact that I did. The weld repair wasn't secret. Okay.
• 1:53:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:53:44
  Testecleese: The way the nuclear reactors on the ship work is secret.
• 1:53:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:53:50
  Testecleese: And it just it drove me nuts hearing people say that.
• 1:53:53
  Ron Pascoe: I think it was more to it, mate, I think you just wait to see who is replying to the emails or not. I think 5 things that he's make screen.
• 1:54:01
  Ron Pascoe: because, as I said, the government got mapped, especially during Covid.
• 1:54:04
  Ron Pascoe: and he's waiting to see if there's anyone there who
• 1:54:07
  Ron Pascoe: he's not really there, if you know what I mean.
• 1:54:10
  Ron Pascoe: That was just a little bloody smoke screen to catch our people.
• 1:54:14
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:54:15
  Ron Pascoe: You got nothing to hide when you hit your email, when you.
• 1:54:18
  Testecleese: If you're proud of your job and you're doing a good job, wouldn't you brag as soon as you could about how good a job you're doing.
• 1:54:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:54:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like I've got. I've got all this work done, and that guy's like, shit. I can't go over one thing. And how many people are getting paid that don't exist.
• 1:54:35
  Testecleese: Government's a big.
• 1:54:36
  Brian McFadden: That's the well, yeah, that's the biggest thing, you know. It's like
• 1:54:40
  Brian McFadden: there's so much waste, fraud, abuse in the Federal government is unbelievable. You know.
• 1:54:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, that. And I love when people are, that's just not true. It's just doesn't happen.
• 1:54:52
  Brian McFadden: Funer.
• 1:54:53
  Testecleese: I filled out paperwork in the Navy to buy a hammer.
• 1:54:57
  Testecleese: I spent 600 taxpayer dollars on a goddamn hammer.
• 1:55:03
  Brian McFadden: It was a very fine hammer, too.
• 1:55:05
  Testecleese: It was. It was a wonderful hammer. Some say the best. I hear it all the time.
• 1:55:12
  Testecleese: but I'm like it's a hammer. It's a hunk of steel.
• 1:55:18
  Testecleese: And again, anyone who's never done any of this stuff has no idea how it works. They don't realize how many people are involved in the chain to get that hammer to my shop on the show.
• 1:55:28
  Brian McFadden: Probably 1015.
• 1:55:30
  Testecleese: It we on the ship alone. Now let's get outside that you know what I mean.
• 1:55:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:55:35
  Testecleese: Actually get the hammer ship. One time. I remember, I needed a tool.
• 1:55:38
  Testecleese: and she was like, put in the paperwork is like cheap. It's gonna take 3 weeks, and it's gonna cost like $1,700. But I need like a specific weld
• 1:55:47
  Testecleese: filler metal or something, you know.
• 1:55:49
  Testecleese: He reached his pocket, pulled out 15 boxes that go to home depot and get it.
• 1:55:55
  Testecleese: And I was like, Okay, and I did.
• 1:55:59
  Testecleese: It was funny because he was like. Oh, well, how do you? What after the fact? What made you think it should cost like 1,700 bucks? So I went and pulled up all the paperwork like I was going to file it.
• 1:56:07
  Testecleese: and it turned out to be like $1,500 or something like that. He's like what the
• 1:56:11
  Testecleese: the gad, Chief, this is the and Chief wasn't surprised surprised. He just was surprised how expensive it was.
• 1:56:19
  Testecleese: But anyway, back to the Elon musk thing I saw this one guy on Twitter
• 1:56:23
  Testecleese: thought he was a smart ass.
• 1:56:25
  Testecleese: He was like, oh, well, this week on Monday I got to work, and I sucked the biggest Dick I've ever seen in my life. Not kidding you. I measured it. It was like 13 and a half inches, he was.
• 1:56:38
  Testecleese: and then, you know, and then I swallowed that massive load, and it goes. But he goes on like, explain what he did in the week. And the best part is Elon Musk responded like immediately, and said.
• 1:56:48
  Testecleese: that's only 4. I asked for 5.
• 1:56:53
  Testecleese: Funny, too.
• 1:56:57
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:56:59
  Ron Pascoe: Love it.
• 1:57:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I thought that was crazy. They're making a big deal about. That is like, if you can't come up with 5 bullet points of what you did in the last week. You probably don't need to have the job.
• 1:57:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you probably didn't do anything if you came up with 5 things you did in a week, you know.
• 1:57:15
  Testecleese: And I saw this article about, they're saying, nearly 40% of these contracts that have been canceled are gonna have 0 effect, like $0 will be a difference.
• 1:57:24
  Brian McFadden: Because that's because the money's already been committed to be paid out.
• 1:57:28
  Testecleese: What's all I could think was, if we cancel these things.
• 1:57:33
  Brian McFadden: There's they're saying 40%. So that means 60% is a savings.
• 1:57:41
  Testecleese: How do you cancel with stuff and not save you money?
• 1:57:46
  Brian McFadden: Because these are funds that are only been obligated by the Federal Government to be paid.
• 1:57:52
  Brian McFadden: so they'll have to be paid. But the backend money.
• 1:57:55
  Testecleese: They won't get paid again.
• 1:57:57
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:57:58
  Testecleese: So it is saving money.
• 1:57:59
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it is.
• 1:58:00
  Testecleese: This is completely misleading.
• 1:58:03
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 1:58:03
  Testecleese: Trying to make you think that people are doing shit for free.
• 1:58:08
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. Well, the 1st ever gender clinic in India has closed down.
• 1:58:15
  Brian McFadden: Why the India country is not paying for gender studies and gender clinics.
• 1:58:23
  Testecleese: No Doge cut the funding to their gender clinics in India.
• 1:58:27
  Brian McFadden: Well, they passed it off as danger, relief.
• 1:58:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:58:31
  Testecleese: And again, this is.
• 1:58:33
  Brian McFadden: That's the kind of shit that they're finding that it's gonna piss off the American people as we're blowing money on stupid shit and calling it something else.
• 1:58:44
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, England.
• 1:58:50
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, my 20, that.
• 1:58:52
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:58:55
  Ron Pascoe: That transgender mode, study on transgendering, born.
• 1:58:59
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. And then Jimmy Kimmel was like, Oh, are you guys too stupid to do a Google search because I was transgenic mice?
• 1:59:07
  Testecleese: And then it turns out he was wrong.
• 1:59:10
  Testecleese: He was too stupid to do a Google search.
• 1:59:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you don't do those searches.
• 1:59:14
  Testecleese: Cnn. Came out and said it.
• 1:59:18
  Testecleese: At 1st it's it's not happening, then it is happening, but it's a good thing.
• 1:59:23
  Testecleese: and this is what they do every time.
• 1:59:26
  Testecleese: Just like this is charity in the Uk called Stonewall
• 1:59:30
  Testecleese: that the United States has been dumping money into. They're going to lay up half their staff. Now it's an Lgbtq. Plus charity. Why are we giving money to
• 1:59:40
  Testecleese: exactly Kingdom Lgbtq community like.
• 1:59:45
  Brian McFadden: The Uk can give money to their own charities like that.
• 1:59:48
  Testecleese: They can handle their own shit. It's not up to us to handle that shit, just like it's not up to us to install a new fucking leader in Libya. Right.
• 1:59:54
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:59:56
  Ron Pascoe: And roll it.
• 1:59:58
  Testecleese: My God, yeah, everyone's so.
• 2:00:01
  Ron Pascoe: One of the best score.
• 2:00:03
  Testecleese: Make a big deal about Ukraine. Oh, Ukraine, we got to save Ukraine. It's not fair. What's happening in Ukraine. What about what's happening in Chad or Sudan?
• 2:00:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:00:11
  Testecleese: Or Libya or Syria like? Why don't you care about those or Israel? You're blaming the Israelis for being attacked.
• 2:00:19
  Brian McFadden: It's stupid.
• 2:00:21
  Testecleese: We're going too far.
• 2:00:23
  Testecleese: and they say, Oh, just call for a ceasefire. They did before. And then October 7th happened.
• 2:00:28
  Testecleese: So they went back to conflict because you you show me you just kill a whole bunch of foreign civilians and your own civilians. People don't want to talk to you anymore.
• 2:00:39
  Ron Pascoe: Fortunately one of the the best one of the best catches was Trump.
• 2:00:44
  Ron Pascoe: Turn around. They're going on about all European countries right now, giving money to Bloody Ukraine.
• 2:00:50
  Ron Pascoe: he said. You realize the money that you give to Ukraine doesn't amount to the money you're buying off Russia or the energy you're buying from Russia.
• 2:00:58
  Testecleese: Well, Germany was a prime example of that, because Germany was buying tons of oil from Russia through that pipeline.
• 2:01:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:01:07
  Testecleese: And I love it! Everyone's like Oh, Russia! Blew the pipeline! Why would they blow up their own pipeline.
• 2:01:12
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't make no sense.
• 2:01:14
  Testecleese: Like. Oh, to cut them off from fuel! Just close the fucking valves.
• 2:01:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:01:20
  Testecleese: You don't need to blow it up.
• 2:01:22
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 2:01:22
  Testecleese: Now you just wait. Now you just lost all that resource, too. It just. And I don't know if you guys are aware. But Germany has issued a warrant for Ukrainian National.
• 2:01:33
  Testecleese: they're saying, blew up the pipeline.
• 2:01:36
  Brian McFadden: Hmm! No, I hadn't heard that.
• 2:01:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's out there.
• 2:01:41
  Testecleese: Because obviously it wasn't Russia blowing up. I thought it was the United States.
• 2:01:44
  Brian McFadden: I did, who.
• 2:01:45
  Testecleese: Because seals were had been out recently doing exercises like directly above the pipeline. I was like. They obviously went down and laid charges right.
• 2:01:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:01:55
  Testecleese: But we'll never know what really happened. That's for sure.
• 2:02:00
  Ron Pascoe: Alright!
• 2:02:02
  Testecleese: Education Department's getting ready for a bunch of layoffs and.
• 2:02:06
  Ron Pascoe: Come on!
• 2:02:08
  Testecleese: I'm gonna give trump and musk a huge amount of credit for this. They're offering people buyouts.
• 2:02:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, this buyout is not as big as I think the buyout they already offered. Most people.
• 2:02:21
  Testecleese: No, that was something different. They're offering these guys 25 grand to quit.
• 2:02:25
  Brian McFadden: Or retire.
• 2:02:26
  Testecleese: Or retire, go ahead and go get a different job.
• 2:02:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:02:32
  Testecleese: Right and eat that, or wait to get fired.
• 2:02:37
  Testecleese: I'll be interested to see how many people actually take them up on the offer.
• 2:02:42
  Testecleese: Well, after what happened last time, I bet it's more because a lot of people refuse to like. Oh, I won't get fired. And then they did.
• 2:02:51
  Testecleese: Oh, stuff with the Va. Happened.
• 2:02:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and it's already come back, and
• 2:02:58
  Brian McFadden: trump's not cutting on the Va. Like everybody said he was going to, you know, so.
• 2:03:04
  Testecleese: I still got well. Granted, I don't do all the Va stuff, but I still got my Va. Check.
• 2:03:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you're gonna.
• 2:03:10
  Testecleese: On time.
• 2:03:11
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:03:12
  Testecleese: And everyone saying, Careful! He's fine. All these irs agents might take you forever to get your money back. I filed my taxes.
• 2:03:20
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 2:03:21
  Testecleese: Days, ago.
• 2:03:21
  Brian McFadden: That's what's hilarious about it is, the refunds are coming back faster this year than they have in a long time.
• 2:03:27
  Testecleese: My refund in 3 days. Yeah.
• 2:03:29
  Brian McFadden: It's unheard of how fast refunds are coming back. If you're getting them.
• 2:03:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, Whoa, this is awesome.
• 2:03:36
  Testecleese: And hopefully, our refund smaller this coming year, because we have less stuff to figure out.
• 2:03:42
  Ron Pascoe: With moving, and such.
• 2:03:44
  Testecleese: But the child child tax credit stops.
• 2:03:47
  Testecleese: I don't want to screw around and owe money at the end of the year, you know. I'd rather just get a full child tax credit back when it comes down to it right?
• 2:03:56
  Testecleese: Oh, by the way, I'm going to bring this up before we move on.
• 2:04:01
  Testecleese: The economy is in tumult because of this tariff thing.
• 2:04:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:04:07
  Testecleese: I'm not telling anyone what to do, but I went and bought a whole bunch of stock when everything fell.
• 2:04:14
  Testecleese: Bought a bunch of bitcoin. I say.
• 2:04:17
  Brian McFadden: Stock market's way down right now. So.
• 2:04:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, I bought some bitcoin because trump is, gonna
• 2:04:21
  Testecleese: they're going to collect and stockpile any digital currencies of what the top 4
• 2:04:28
  Testecleese: that they seize because of legal action.
• 2:04:30
  Testecleese: I thought they were gonna create a.
• 2:04:34
  Brian McFadden: So you're creating a whole system.
• 2:04:35
  Testecleese: I thought, they're going to create a reserve. So I was like, if the government's gonna buy a billion dollars in Bitcoin, I better buy some before they do. You know.
• 2:04:42
  Brian McFadden: No, they weren't going to buy Bitcoin. They're creating their own coin.
• 2:04:45
  Testecleese: No, no, no.
• 2:04:45
  Ron Pascoe: Yay!
• 2:04:46
  Testecleese: They are stockpiling Bitcoin.
• 2:04:48
  Brian McFadden: Although they're creating something called the Stablecoin.
• 2:04:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not touching that.
• 2:04:53
  Testecleese: I'm not touching it. But I bought a whole bunch of us steel
• 2:04:58
  Testecleese: the company that Joe Biden actually stopped from being sold to Japan.
• 2:05:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:05:04
  Brian McFadden: Trump's got it all figured out now.
• 2:05:06
  Testecleese: Well.
• 2:05:06
  Brian McFadden: They're not buying the company anymore. They're going to invest in the company.
• 2:05:11
  Testecleese: Exactly. As soon as he said, they're going to put a tariff on steel coming inside the United States. I was like, I better buy steel made in the United States because we're gonna need it.
• 2:05:20
  Testecleese: Yeah. And dude.
• 2:05:23
  Testecleese: I spent a couple 100 bucks on steel stocks
• 2:05:27
  Testecleese: and it went up like 5 bucks a share already.
• 2:05:32
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 2:05:33
  Testecleese: So yeah, sit on that, at least until the end of Trump's term. Then decide what I'm going to do with it.
• 2:05:40
  Testecleese: Is Guappo coming back, or is he done
• 2:05:46
  Testecleese: anyway?
• 2:05:49
  Testecleese: All right. Joy Reid got canceled.
• 2:05:52
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, that was a very sad exit from the show. She cried her way out.
• 2:05:57
  Testecleese: Race baiter. Yeah, Kazoontite, and she's the same thing like you can only call someone
• 2:06:09
  Testecleese: a Nazi a fascist, or whatever
• 2:06:11
  Testecleese: so many times before. It doesn't matter anymore.
• 2:06:15
  Testecleese: Like, Have Have these Democrats ever read the story of the boy who cried, Wolf.
• 2:06:19
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so either.
• 2:06:22
  Testecleese: Because you! Yelled Nazi so many times. I don't even bother to look anymore, you know.
• 2:06:29
  Testecleese: but that's what Joy Reid did right before she left. She's like, Oh, fascism's here! It's gonna come! Get you!
• 2:06:36
  Testecleese: And then Keith Olberman, who used to be Msnbc. And Rachel Maddow both called Msnbc racist
• 2:06:43
  Testecleese: for firing someone who gets 37 viewers a week.
• 2:06:47
  Brian McFadden: 37 viewers a week.
• 2:06:50
  Ron Pascoe: Huh!
• 2:06:51
  Testecleese: Okay. It's not 37. But I'm not kidding you. The podcast. I watch on Youtube
• 2:06:55
  Testecleese: get more views in a night than she gets in a week.
• 2:06:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:07:00
  Testecleese: And it's like, Why is she getting 35 million dollars
• 2:07:05
  Testecleese: to sit there and yell? Fuck, Whitey, you know
• 2:07:09
  Testecleese: people stopped tuning in, and that's the thing is like, Oh, you're all bunch of racists. You're literally calling your own viewers racist because they don't want to watch her show, which means she gets canceled because there's no money coming in.
• 2:07:19
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. Eventually the advertisers won't pay for that shit.
• 2:07:23
  Testecleese: Exactly, and you know what I'm
• 2:07:26
  Testecleese: I'm getting fed up with the commercials.
• 2:07:29
  Brian McFadden: Sure.
• 2:07:29
  Testecleese: News networks. No like. How many times are you gonna try to sell me a weight loss pill, or your Dick don't work pill.
• 2:07:36
  Brian McFadden: Get used to it. Have you watched? Have have you watched prices right lately?
• 2:07:43
  Testecleese: Have you turned on the television on anywhere else on the planet? Besides the United States or New Zealand.
• 2:07:49
  Brian McFadden: Those things are advertised.
• 2:07:51
  Testecleese: They're not advertising drugs. It's illegal.
• 2:07:55
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:07:57
  Testecleese: yeah, I just, it's nuts. You watch these commercials. And it's like 2 people in a bathtub in a field.
• 2:08:03
  Testecleese: Fuck, like side effects include anal.
• 2:08:06
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 2:08:07
  Testecleese: Sudden heart, stoppage.
• 2:08:09
  Brian McFadden: I like how, when they speed up the side effects to make sure they get through them all.
• 2:08:14
  Testecleese: He said, You yeah, these aren't all the time he's like you're saying I might die 25 pounds.
• 2:08:20
  Testecleese: Maybe I just won't eat the 20 tonight.
• 2:08:25
  Ron Pascoe: But I love how they got rid of joy reading that mate. You see what they're doing in Rachel Maddow now.
• 2:08:29
  Testecleese: Got it.
• 2:08:29
  Ron Pascoe: They got rid of, and the people who produced the show they started.
• 2:08:32
  Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, because she went back to once a week on Mondays. They can't afford to keep all the staff on.
• 2:08:39
  Testecleese: It's not.
• 2:08:39
  Testecleese: They only cut her pay by. They only cut her pay to 25 million a year.
• 2:08:45
  Testecleese: and I love looking at her talk about the poor people that need help. It's like you make 25 million dollars a year.
• 2:08:51
  Brian McFadden: She could literally keep her staff on the payroll with her own pay.
• 2:08:57
  Brian McFadden: Other people have done it in the past. They did it during Covid.
• 2:09:01
  Testecleese: Hi.
• 2:09:02
  Brian McFadden: Gonna happen.
• 2:09:03
  Testecleese: These lefties. They they think everyone should get this stuff, but they refuse to do it themselves. They want someone else to do it.
• 2:09:09
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, that's like Pocahontas going on about trump giving all these billionaire mates all these tax tax free incentives. She's a multi millionaire.
• 2:09:19
  Testecleese: In my pants when he called her Pocahontas. At that address to Congress.
• 2:09:24
  Ron Pascoe: And Radical lunatics.
• 2:09:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:09:29
  Ron Pascoe: And the girls.
• 2:09:29
  Testecleese: You're calling these people radical lunatics. You're you're just like you're evil, and that just proves you're evil to even say this about someone. It's like you've been calling these people Nazis, for 10 years.
• 2:09:47
  Ron Pascoe: I loved it when he pointed to him as well.
• 2:09:49
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, all you! Oh, you oh, my God!
• 2:09:56
  Testecleese: It's just.
• 2:09:58
  Testecleese: I don't even know how to respond to some stuff like it's frustrating. But at the same time it's funny. It's like you guys are. So.
• 2:10:03
  Ron Pascoe: Stupid.
• 2:10:04
  Testecleese: You are intentionally burning your party down
• 2:10:09
  Testecleese: like I thought Gavin Newsom actually had a chance to like fix the Democrat party, especially after that thing to do with Charlie Kirk.
• 2:10:19
  Testecleese: but his whole party just took a shit on him and said, Fuck, you.
• 2:10:24
  Ron Pascoe: When you love to be Tim waltz. Now he must be running primer.
• 2:10:27
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! I'm I.
• 2:10:30
  Ron Pascoe: Brian.
• 2:10:31
  Testecleese: Let's cross our fingers. Here's hoping the Democrats run to our Tim walls. Jasmine Crockett.
• 2:10:38
  Brian McFadden: Trem walls ain't getting the nomination.
• 2:10:45
  Testecleese: Oh, we will laugh so hard, pursuing.
• 2:10:48
  Ron Pascoe: Can we put that on the predictive scale? Can we put that on the predictions.
• 2:10:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's on there.
• 2:10:53
  Testecleese: We haven't done predictions in a while, but.
• 2:10:55
  Brian McFadden: It was too much work.
• 2:10:57
  Testecleese: I would love to hear Crockett calling all these white guys racist honkies and Tim Wallace be like.
• 2:11:03
  Testecleese: I eat white people, tacos, beef and mayonnaise.
• 2:11:08
  Brian McFadden: That's a taco.
• 2:11:10
  Testecleese: That's what he said when he was
• 2:11:14
  Testecleese: what kind of Tacos white people Tacos! I was like. Well, what the fuck you're talking about, dude, but, like Americans, literally invented the taco. I don't care what anyone says.
• 2:11:25
  Testecleese: Go to Mexico. I'm not kidding you and try to get a taco.
• 2:11:29
  Brian McFadden: Not gonna have any mayonnaise in it.
• 2:11:31
  Testecleese: You might get. No, you might get a taco.
• 2:11:33
  Testecleese: but it'll be a taco bell. It's Tex-mex, not Mexican food.
• 2:11:40
  Brian McFadden: In Mexico.
• 2:11:41
  Testecleese: Realize that.
• 2:11:43
  Testecleese: No, the taco itself is not Mexican. It's American.
• 2:11:50
  Testecleese: It came from like Texas. It was that border blend thing with it, you know.
• 2:11:55
  Testecleese: just like you can't get a Gordita in Mexico.
• 2:12:00
  Testecleese: You're probably going to be eating chicken and rice honestly, just like everywhere else on the planet, probably eating chicken and rice. Most of your meals.
• 2:12:08
  Brian McFadden: And get it on a corn taco shell.
• 2:12:13
  Testecleese: Well, see, I'll take chicken and rice, and I'll put it in a flour tortilla.
• 2:12:17
  Brian McFadden: Well, you're not getting flour in Mexico. You're getting corn.
• 2:12:21
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Corn. Flour.
• 2:12:23
  Testecleese: You say that shit dude? But look at the the corn subsidies the United States is paying out to corn farmers.
• 2:12:29
  Testecleese: We're paying.
• 2:12:29
  Brian McFadden: Well, Mexican people aren't buying their corn from the Us.
• 2:12:35
  Testecleese: But flour exists in Mexico, just ground up wheat.
• 2:12:38
  Brian McFadden: But most people prefer corn tortilla shells in Mexico that's more authentic than flour.
• 2:12:49
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying that you're not going to find an actual taco in Mexico. It's not a taco bell.
• 2:12:55
  Testecleese: You're gonna get fajitas and burritos.
• 2:13:01
  Testecleese: You might find tacos here and there, but it's not like it's Mexican food. You know what I mean.
• 2:13:07
  Testecleese: It's Tex-mex, not again like you're not going to get a Gordita or a crunchwrap supreme
• 2:13:14
  Testecleese: at Jose's restaurante, you know.
• 2:13:19
  Brian McFadden: So what do you think about the White House saying they're going to redraw the Canadian border.
• 2:13:25
  Testecleese: Is this blustering just to keep people laughing and distracted? Or are they actually seriously considering taking a piece of Canada.
• 2:13:32
  Brian McFadden: I think I think they're actually more serious about taking paying for Greenland than taking Canada. There's more to gain from Greenland than Canada.
• 2:13:40
  Testecleese: A strategic advantage with the Northwest Northeast trade routes, northwest trade routes. Yeah.
• 2:13:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:13:46
  Ron Pascoe: But there are a group of Albertans mate they're looking to sign over. Apparently they've contacted the White House in regards to becoming a statehood.
• 2:13:55
  Testecleese: Who did group availability.
• 2:13:58
  Ron Pascoe: No, not all of Alberta. A group.
• 2:14:01
  Brian McFadden: Virto.
• 2:14:02
  Ron Pascoe: I hope.
• 2:14:03
  Brian McFadden: A group of people from Alberta. That's where the oil's at in Canada.
• 2:14:07
  Ron Pascoe: If Alberta goes, he goes. The economy of Canada.
• 2:14:13
  Ron Pascoe: And they've got big beef areas, too.
• 2:14:16
  Testecleese: I think my brother-in-law is here. My dog's going nuts.
• 2:14:19
  Brian McFadden: He's he made it.
• 2:14:21
  Testecleese: Yeah snow. He's from Florida. Never dealt with snow mountains, you know.
• 2:14:27
  Testecleese: You might get behind a truck
• 2:14:29
  Testecleese: driving 30 miles an hour under the speed limit because he's going around the corners.
• 2:14:34
  Brian McFadden: Oh, he's ready to come on the show now.
• 2:14:37
  Testecleese: No, I I would have. I'd have to go get another set of headphones and Bluetooth come in, and all that shit right now.
• 2:14:43
  Testecleese: Well, she's gonna want to say Hi! To his sister and his nieces at this point.
• 2:14:49
  Testecleese: So did you see Aoc contacting? Was it the FBI? Was it, or immigration. Talking about it might be investigated.
• 2:14:59
  Brian McFadden: Pm. Bondi, wasn't it? Didn't she send the letter to her.
• 2:15:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, yeah, to Pam Bondi, exactly. And it's like Aoc, like you told people how to avoid getting captured by the this isn't know your rights. This is how this is eating and abetting.
• 2:15:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:15:15
  Testecleese: Know your rights is, hey? These guys come and say, Hey, can I talk to you? You can keep your mouth shut, not where to run to, and when they'll be there, you know.
• 2:15:24
  Ron Pascoe: This is a Federal offense.
• 2:15:26
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, like
• 2:15:28
  Testecleese: some dude robs the bank down the street, comes to my door, tells me I robbed the bank.
• 2:15:34
  Testecleese: I can say all right. Well, here are your rights. When it comes to the police. I can't let him in my house and say, Hide here. You know what I mean.
• 2:15:42
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it's not a misdemeanor. This is a felony.
• 2:15:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. And this exactly. This is a and you know what don't even put her in prison.
• 2:15:51
  Testecleese: Give her like a hundred dollar fine and even better suspended sentence.
• 2:15:57
  Testecleese: Just so. It's on the record.
• 2:15:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:16:00
  Ron Pascoe: And a picture.
• 2:16:00
  Testecleese: Screw up. Next time we'll go ahead and get that 100 bucks from you.
• 2:16:04
  Ron Pascoe: If you want to show.
• 2:16:06
  Testecleese: Aoc also came out against no tax on tips.
• 2:16:11
  Ron Pascoe: All of them did. All of them did.
• 2:16:14
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 2:16:15
  Testecleese: But didn't Harris run on this good shit?
• 2:16:24
  Testecleese: And you know what here's the best part is, I agree we should not do no tax on tips because the entire Us. Economy become a tip based economy. You'll have your plumber come in and you'll pay him $10 for the work he did, you'll tip him 350 bucks.
• 2:16:39
  Testecleese: That's it. Obviously people do what they do, what the way that they're doing things to pay less tax.
• 2:16:44
  Brian McFadden: Oh, when you go in to pick out takeout food. Now the
• 2:16:48
  Brian McFadden: want you to tip the person putting your food together for you.
• 2:16:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. Dude, are you kidding me? The self checkout machine at at the.
• 2:16:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they want tips for that, too.
• 2:16:58
  Testecleese: Used to want a tip. I was like, you're a fucking computer.
• 2:17:03
  Testecleese: What am I tipping you for?
• 2:17:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'll give you a tip freaking open up wide bitch.
• 2:17:11
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 2:17:12
  Ron Pascoe: That's only 2 things for the work you've done.
• 2:17:20
  Testecleese: And I got a good laugh, too, because I'm hearing a lot of these Democrats come out like, when's trump going to fix the border. The border is so terrible. It's.
• 2:17:27
  Brian McFadden: No, it's already been fixed.
• 2:17:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, like the border. There's fewer crossings, and there have been in 25 years.
• 2:17:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:17:33
  Testecleese: So it didn't take Congress. It took someone not being.
• 2:17:38
  Brian McFadden: But he made that line during his speech, and people were not happy with that.
• 2:17:43
  Testecleese: Oh, Jeezy!
• 2:17:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I did.
• 2:17:47
  Testecleese: Biden undid. What trump did that led all these people? And it literally said, Surge the border.
• 2:17:53
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:17:54
  Testecleese: And you share this.
• 2:17:55
  Brian McFadden: And you had all these
• 2:17:57
  Brian McFadden: quasi ngos paying people to like get to the border, you know. They were like funding their way all the way up.
• 2:18:06
  Testecleese: You are soros.
• 2:18:07
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:18:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. They asked the question. Brian is, how many of these Ngos were given money
• 2:18:16
  Testecleese: through usaid to help illegals into the country.
• 2:18:20
  Brian McFadden: I bet a lot more than people would believe.
• 2:18:24
  Testecleese: Now, here's a fun thing that trump could do.
• 2:18:27
  Testecleese: Let's say you can't possibly deport them quickly enough, or whatever, or for whatever reason, you can't.
• 2:18:31
  Brian McFadden: Zori's gonna move him to Gitmo.
• 2:18:36
  Testecleese: Fuck that move them to red counties.
• 2:18:41
  Testecleese: and I know this sounds counterproductive. They'll vote Democrat right now. They can't vote, but
• 2:18:47
  Testecleese: they're counted on the census which will give those red counties extra Congressional seats and extra electoral college votes.
• 2:18:54
  Testecleese: watch the Democrats lose their mind
• 2:18:58
  Testecleese: when it completely backfires and goes the other way around. And they get crushed.
• 2:19:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, because
• 2:19:04
  Testecleese: because you put 10,000 illegal migrants who aren't allowed to vote in a community of a thousand citizens. Right? That all vote Republican. Wow! We just got an extra Congressman.
• 2:19:13
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:19:15
  Ron Pascoe: Like. I think they're going to be crushed in the midterms, anyway, like I know, it's a long way off.
• 2:19:20
  Brian McFadden: Too soon as that.
• 2:19:20
  Testecleese: Doing a verbis.
• 2:19:23
  Testecleese: I swear to God.
• 2:19:24
  Ron Pascoe: I really can't. I really can't, I know. But look, I don't want to go on bag anyone or put the mockers on anyone. But I just see it's mate. There's no way the Democrats are going to recover the way they're going on.
• 2:19:35
  Testecleese: No exactly right.
• 2:19:35
  Brian McFadden: Well, they haven't figured out what they've done wrong. They haven't figured out why they lost this election so.
• 2:19:40
  Testecleese: Well, some of them have.
• 2:19:42
  Brian McFadden: Carvel.
• 2:19:45
  Testecleese: Harville, he, his advice, was, sit it out and wait for the time to strike, and it's like literally do nothing the whole time.
• 2:19:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:19:55
  Testecleese: It's probably better than a lot of these guys options. But I don't think that's a great move.
• 2:20:00
  Testecleese: Realistically. What the Democrats need to do is what Newsom did.
• 2:20:05
  Testecleese: He sat down with Charlie Kirk for an interview.
• 2:20:09
  Testecleese: I I know you don't know who Charlie Kirk is, but trust me, everyone else. The talking right now does.
• 2:20:14
  Brian McFadden: Okay, that's fine. I watched the 1st 3 min of that video podcast
• 2:20:21
  Brian McFadden: where they were fumbling with their mics and shit was falling everywhere.
• 2:20:25
  Testecleese: I know, I. What I should have done was instead of sharing the entire thing because it was a Gavin Newsom, his new podcast. He just set up what.
• 2:20:33
  Brian McFadden: Governor has time to do a podcast.
• 2:20:36
  Testecleese: Well, that's a good question. But I should have just showed you the highlights when Guapo can't hear you when Newsom was like. No, you're right. We shouldn't have women men competing in women's sports. That's not fair, and his whole party was like, you're a bad man. We should kick you out of the party.
• 2:20:51
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
• 2:20:52
  Testecleese: What they need to do is listen to Newsom.
• 2:20:54
  Testecleese: because you're not going to win.
• 2:20:56
  Testecleese: But.
• 2:20:59
  Brian McFadden: Newsom said. They're going to run for President against Jd. Vance.
• 2:21:03
  Testecleese: I thought so too, but his whole party.
• 2:21:06
  Testecleese: all of them, disowned him over this
• 2:21:10
  Testecleese: man. It looks like Kamala Harris might be replacing him as the Governor of California.
• 2:21:17
  El Guapo: Good.
• 2:21:18
  Ron Pascoe: In short.
• 2:21:19
  Brian McFadden: He ain't taking that job.
• 2:21:22
  Brian McFadden: She's gonna be in charge of Uc. Davis. She's gonna get a Dean position at some Uc. College where it's more of a
• 2:21:34
  Brian McFadden: figurehead position than an actual job. She don't want to be the actual governor of any State where she's actually going to have to do some governing and actual work.
• 2:21:43
  Testecleese: Maybe
• 2:21:44
  Ron Pascoe: They might get her an auto pen, too.
• 2:21:48
  Testecleese: But it seems it seems like the the Democrats right now are taking a lot of red suppository pills.
• 2:21:55
  Brian McFadden: On a big.
• 2:21:56
  Testecleese: Thanks a lot
• 2:21:57
  Testecleese: like how this is working, but they're realizing that we were wrong. A lot of them are, and they're getting that pill shoved straight up, their ass going? Oh, there it is!
• 2:22:07
  Brian McFadden: But then there's a few people that are so stubborn and so they don't want to acknowledge that anything happened. They don't want to make any changes that might win them. The next election.
• 2:22:18
  Testecleese: Right, actually.
• 2:22:19
  El Guapo: Keep losing, keep losing.
• 2:22:21
  Testecleese: Well shit.
• 2:22:21
  Ron Pascoe: What is.
• 2:22:22
  Testecleese: So Elon Musk is talking about. If they hit a 2 trillion dollar goal in government cutting like reduction.
• 2:22:29
  Testecleese: they're gonna cut a check to every taxpayer $5,000.
• 2:22:34
  El Guapo: And these guys are complaining about 5 grand.
• 2:22:37
  Testecleese: Nope own money being given back to them.
• 2:22:39
  El Guapo: No, but when they had to print money they were okay with that.
• 2:22:43
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 2:22:44
  Testecleese: Well, and the thing is, if we could print 20 million dollars to put Sesame Street on in Iraq.
• 2:22:50
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:22:51
  Brian McFadden: Iraq.
• 2:22:51
  Testecleese: I would.
• 2:22:52
  Brian McFadden: That's where accessory street needs to be.
• 2:22:54
  Testecleese: I would rather take that money and have a lottery for any random firefighter in the entire country. Say, here you go, Buddy, 20 million dollars. Congratulations! You deserve it. You work hard.
• 2:23:06
  Testecleese: you know, like I can do better that way.
• 2:23:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:23:10
  El Guapo: Pardon me.
• 2:23:10
  Ron Pascoe: I just want to see Chuck Schumer stand in front of the podium with a can of beer in one hand and a handful of avocados in the other.
• 2:23:19
  Testecleese: Auto.
• 2:23:19
  Ron Pascoe: That was one of the best visuals.
• 2:23:23
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:23:24
  Ron Pascoe: Explain. Explain the yeah. Explain the difference. Mate.
• 2:23:30
  Testecleese: Well, anyway, I brought up how Trump declared. These cartels, terrorists, terrorist organizations.
• 2:23:38
  Testecleese: Hegsep, the Defense Secretary told Mexico. A heads up.
• 2:23:43
  Testecleese: These guys are terrorists. We don't need your permission
• 2:23:47
  Testecleese: so to do whatever we're gonna do.
• 2:23:51
  Testecleese: What's going to happen if we start drone striking Mexico.
• 2:23:55
  El Guapo: What they gonna do.
• 2:23:56
  Testecleese: Excellent question, just like.
• 2:23:59
  El Guapo: Avocado is gonna stop. Oh, yeah, actually, they owe the terror is on the avocado.
• 2:24:05
  Testecleese: They do. Actually, they're running the avocado trade right now.
• 2:24:07
  El Guapo: Yeah. Oh, interesting.
• 2:24:11
  Ron Pascoe: Right.
• 2:24:13
  El Guapo: So we buy stock on Chiquita.
• 2:24:17
  Ron Pascoe: Impressed.
• 2:24:19
  Testecleese: I don't know, man. These millennials love their fucking guacamole toast, you know.
• 2:24:24
  Ron Pascoe: Throw me into 400. Let's.
• 2:24:25
  El Guapo: Woo, woo.
• 2:24:27
  Testecleese: Thing is, we have plenty of desert in this South Western United States.
• 2:24:32
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:24:33
  Testecleese: To grow avocados in.
• 2:24:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, it takes a lot of water. I think the best place a swamp land.
• 2:24:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're right.
• 2:24:41
  Testecleese: There's no water anywhere near California.
• 2:24:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:24:46
  Testecleese: He said.
• 2:24:46
  Ron Pascoe: The South north in the Gulf of America.
• 2:24:49
  Ron Pascoe: border from the Gulf of America.
• 2:24:52
  Testecleese: Salinate it, and grow avocados, and sell.
• 2:24:54
  El Guapo: What's what's the byproduct of the saladation? A lot of salt.
• 2:24:58
  El Guapo: What are we going to do with.
• 2:24:59
  Testecleese: Fault.
• 2:25:00
  Testecleese: Well, what they do now is they dump it back in the ocean. But the problem is.
• 2:25:04
  Testecleese: the salvation issues.
• 2:25:05
  Testecleese: It's so dense it sinks to the bottom and kills the life at the bottom. So you need to find a way to spread it out. Better so it doesn't just settle as salt.
• 2:25:14
  El Guapo: Oh, you can use it. Can you use this as a construction filler?
• 2:25:19
  Testecleese: Fuck that! Why don't you.
• 2:25:20
  Ron Pascoe: Why not?
• 2:25:21
  Testecleese: How many, how many of you guys have ever put sea salt on your food?
• 2:25:24
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Him a lion himself.
• 2:25:26
  Testecleese: Eat it.
• 2:25:28
  El Guapo: No. But what I'm saying is like you're gonna have. If you're gonna do this elimination, you gotta have the bonding of this thing.
• 2:25:36
  Testecleese: We do, desalinate, though that's the thing.
• 2:25:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:25:40
  El Guapo: But like, if you desalinate like a like a high quantity, because you want to do farm avocado farming.
• 2:25:47
  Testecleese: To figure out what to do with the salt. Yeah.
• 2:25:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, can you use as like a
• 2:25:51
  El Guapo: instead of using dirt? They're like, Hey, just put salt on it.
• 2:25:55
  Testecleese: Salt kind of dissolves in water. That might be an issue.
• 2:25:58
  Testecleese: What I'm sure you can find.
• 2:25:59
  El Guapo: The dirt just up on water, too, doesn't it?
• 2:26:03
  Ron Pascoe: Granules, too granular.
• 2:26:04
  Testecleese: And stuff. It's a little different. The
• 2:26:06
  Testecleese: can you mix it with dirt? Probably could make a
• 2:26:09
  Testecleese: you might be able. You might be able to mix it right in with the clay, and make houses and buildings.
• 2:26:14
  Testecleese: You're like, or even better, pour right into the concrete that you're pouring foundations with. Who cares? It just takes up space right.
• 2:26:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:26:20
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:26:23
  Testecleese: Then.
• 2:26:23
  Ron Pascoe: Use it to Rio.
• 2:26:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, there you go. Sell the salt to companies pouring concrete, sell it to the guys that are selling sea salts for like food spices. Use it, for I don't know. Buy a kit to like kill slugs in your backyard. I don't care. Then you got to find there's something you can do with it, besides just dumping it back in the ocean and sinking to the bottom on the shore. You know what I mean.
• 2:26:46
  Ron Pascoe: Like horse lickednet.
• 2:26:48
  Testecleese: Pardon.
• 2:26:50
  Ron Pascoe: Cortex. Horses love, salt.
• 2:26:52
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go! There you go! Deer licks.
• 2:26:56
  El Guapo: Okay. Cool.
• 2:26:57
  Testecleese: Or in my backyard. Wait for that deer to come and eat, so I can have dinner.
• 2:27:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's a bad problem about it. Fucking people don't start killing deer left and right.
• 2:27:06
  Testecleese: I'm not allowed to go out on Federal land, or even State land, and use date to hunt deer, but on my own property.
• 2:27:14
  Testecleese: Take care you the deer on my own property
• 2:27:16
  Testecleese: period, and I could feed deer on my property period.
• 2:27:20
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:27:22
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 2:27:24
  Brian McFadden: You said your wife won't eat deer.
• 2:27:26
  Testecleese: She won't know. But
• 2:27:28
  Testecleese: right now I have 2 grown dogs and 11 puppies. Do you know how far a deer will go to feed dogs.
• 2:27:37
  Testecleese: Yep, and me. I got venison in my freezer right over here.
• 2:27:41
  Brian McFadden: Be the dogs!
• 2:27:43
  Testecleese: No, no, that's that steak is mine. That is a prime cut of deer that I'm very excited to eat.
• 2:27:49
  Testecleese: I don't know if you've ever eaten venison, but it's good.
• 2:27:52
  Ron Pascoe: Okay, go ahead.
• 2:27:53
  Testecleese: It's pretty decent, I mean, it's not beef or pork. Don't get me wrong. It's a wild animal.
• 2:28:00
  Brian McFadden: It's not emu.
• 2:28:02
  Testecleese: Emu ostrich is really good, too.
• 2:28:05
  El Guapo: Oh, you were giving me a hard time by the fucking ostrich eggs.
• 2:28:09
  Testecleese: Eggs are different.
• 2:28:12
  Testecleese: No, Mcdonald's patties are like 60% ostrich or something stupid like that.
• 2:28:18
  El Guapo: The fucking fat strikers, ostrich burgers.
• 2:28:21
  Testecleese: Ostrich is ground. Ostrich is good. I don't care what anyone says. It's good.
• 2:28:26
  Ron Pascoe: Like.
• 2:28:26
  Testecleese: It is.
• 2:28:27
  Ron Pascoe: We got dropped.
• 2:28:30
  El Guapo: Sure.
• 2:28:30
  Ron Pascoe: I guess.
• 2:28:31
  El Guapo: Is it a bird or a horse? I don't know.
• 2:28:34
  Testecleese: A horse.
• 2:28:35
  Brian McFadden: You're eating horse.
• 2:28:37
  El Guapo: You could use the usher as a horse.
• 2:28:39
  Testecleese: Oh, you can ride an ostrich I've seen. I've seen the races. It's actually fun.
• 2:28:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:28:44
  Ron Pascoe: We've got shops here selling camel burgers.
• 2:28:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:28:47
  Testecleese: Actually big deal in the Middle East, especially where they won't eat beef.
• 2:28:52
  Ron Pascoe: Here's a fun fact. You know Australia's got more camels in Saudi Arabia, and that.
• 2:28:58
  Testecleese: I believe.
• 2:28:58
  El Guapo: Texas.
• 2:28:59
  Testecleese: Bigger.
• 2:29:00
  Ron Pascoe: No, we've got more camels here. We've got the.
• 2:29:04
  El Guapo: Surely I mean.
• 2:29:06
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 2:29:06
  El Guapo: I mean.
• 2:29:07
  Testecleese: Brian pick another topic. I can't be here all night. We've already been here like 2 h.
• 2:29:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I know.
• 2:29:15
  Testecleese: Pick a topic, or so when I pee, I'll know where we are, and then we can figure out how to tie up here right.
• 2:29:22
  El Guapo: Alright!
• 2:29:25
  Brian McFadden: We've got Epstein forest fires or people are evil.
• 2:29:35
  Brian McFadden: What's up a.
• 2:29:37
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, my, a B, or C.
• 2:29:41
  El Guapo: Aoc!
• 2:29:43
  Brian McFadden: Aoc!
• 2:29:44
  Ron Pascoe: A, a, B, or C.
• 2:29:48
  El Guapo: Oh, what people are evil!
• 2:29:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:30:03
  Ron Pascoe: Is that for the title of the show, or a topic.
• 2:30:05
  Brian McFadden: Topics.
• 2:30:07
  Ron Pascoe: Like.
• 2:30:08
  Ron Pascoe: Hey, Gatford, I'll go for option a.
• 2:30:14
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 2:30:15
  Brian McFadden: So yeah. The FBI allegedly deleted Jeffrey Epstein records, according to a whistleblower.
• 2:30:24
  El Guapo: Well to try to. They actually did, because.
• 2:30:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, this shit was destroyed within an hour, being taken into custody.
• 2:30:31
  Brian McFadden: No shit, you know.
• 2:30:33
  El Guapo: No, so I mean she may fire all these people. Are they ever gonna have been prosecuted for this.
• 2:30:43
  Brian McFadden: Not lately.
• 2:30:45
  El Guapo: So what the.
• 2:30:45
  Brian McFadden: Jeffrey, Epstein.
• 2:30:47
  El Guapo: No, the FBI.
• 2:30:49
  Testecleese: Well, she made. Oh, yeah, good luck, figuring out who did it. But Bondi made it.
• 2:30:53
  El Guapo: Who's in charge.
• 2:30:53
  Testecleese: Dropping these Epstein files, and like they even brought out social media influencers with the binders. You see that.
• 2:31:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but there's something else happened at the same time, and.
• 2:31:03
  Testecleese: Nothing new.
• 2:31:05
  Testecleese: By the way, Charlie Kirk was one of them.
• 2:31:08
  Ron Pascoe: Please, Wheeler.
• 2:31:10
  Testecleese: But yeah, there's nothing new, and it's like, Why did you do this?
• 2:31:14
  Testecleese: And.
• 2:31:16
  Brian McFadden: Apparently the FBI's held back on documents about this still.
• 2:31:21
  Ron Pascoe: Well, he's going in. The capital's in charge.
• 2:31:25
  Brian McFadden: Pam Bondi's getting all the documents now, so truckloads of documents.
• 2:31:30
  Ron Pascoe: Well, the director of South District. New York Division's gone.
• 2:31:36
  Ron Pascoe: He was one. He was one of the guys who held it back. Apparently.
• 2:31:40
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:31:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. I remember hearing something about that.
• 2:31:45
  Ron Pascoe: Apparently Kash Patel rocked up in New York, knocked on his door.
• 2:31:51
  Brian McFadden: I mean. She released some files, and there's
• 2:31:54
  Brian McFadden: but there's tons more to be released, including the evidence list which did get released. So
• 2:32:01
  Brian McFadden: in the 1st phase, which was no shock to anybody. What was found in the evidence list.
• 2:32:09
  Testecleese: Well, I'm gonna bring up one more thing I wanna just bring up because I wanted to bring it up
• 2:32:15
  Testecleese: loud.
• 2:32:16
  Testecleese: This onlyfans model
• 2:32:18
  Testecleese: not the one that Guapo shared with the trying to bang elderly guys in the senior citizen homes.
• 2:32:23
  El Guapo: What's the youngest you can check in a senior citizen home? I I asked it for a friend.
• 2:32:32
  Testecleese: Always dude.
• 2:32:33
  Brian McFadden: Usually it's like 55.
• 2:32:35
  Ron Pascoe: 40, 42 if you've got a fake. Id.
• 2:32:38
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 2:32:39
  El Guapo: There you go right.
• 2:32:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:32:41
  El Guapo: Look. He's got gray hair.
• 2:32:43
  Testecleese: You know, these only fans models went and bought herself a Ferrari like a supercar.
• 2:32:50
  Testecleese: and she's showing it off, whatever. And this guy comes over to like, touch the side mirrors like, don't touch that shit. And I was like, Oh, you're not gonna let a thousand guys take a ride, because this is actually valuable to you.
• 2:33:02
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:33:04
  Ron Pascoe: Weird, huh!
• 2:33:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:33:07
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 2:33:08
  Testecleese: On that note.
• 2:33:11
  Testecleese: I say, we roll out of here and come up with the title and a thumb. It's been over 2 h, and I gotta go see the in-laws.
• 2:33:17
  Brian McFadden: That's fine!
• 2:33:20
  El Guapo: Sorry.
• 2:33:22
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna stop recording as soon as music starts playing.
• 2:33:26
  Testecleese: Oh, shit! I thought I
• 2:33:28
  Testecleese: I forgot, I shut up. This sounds share thing, because
• 2:33:33
  Testecleese: I was looking at a different file, and I didn't want it to accidentally play over this.
• 2:33:37
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! Now I click, screen, share, and nothing happens. There we go! Look at that. It was such a great, all right, Brian, let's cut it.
• 2:33:45
  Brian McFadden: You fucked it up. I fucked it up.
• 2:33:51
  Ron Pascoe: At least you owned it.
• 2:33:54
  Brian McFadden: And I'm out of here.
• 2:33:56
  Testecleese: Juices.