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Fandomonium - Sherlock Holmes - Citrus Radio vs Whoores of the Asservilles · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to a lily Pad production.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to Pandemonium, the pop culture game show
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  Speaker 2: that shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your
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  Speaker 2: games master and evil mastermind professor who is secretly your lover,
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  Speaker 2: Matt Watson. And if you're listening for the first time,
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  Speaker 2: that's my real name. That's not a referential joke. But
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  Speaker 2: a games master needs games, and games need players, so
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  Speaker 2: please welcome first. He is a podcaster, voice artist, and pinmaker.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like a Sherlock Holmes villain. Beware the Wrath of
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  Speaker 2: the Pinmaker. That's a call back to the last episode.
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  Speaker 3: It's Drew Shulman.
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, like, I've heard this joke before.
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  Speaker 3: This one was done in a rush out. I might
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  Speaker 3: be re cycling a few.
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  Speaker 4: It's a theme month. It's fine, We're allowed to do that.
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  Speaker 4: How's everyone doing?
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  Speaker 2: And he is a podcaster and comic book writer. Check
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  Speaker 2: out Space Oddity's issue one through three. But tonight we're
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  Speaker 2: less Space Oddity and more Earth Curiosity.
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  Speaker 3: Is that the op? It's it's Ben Robinson.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, I'm not John Williams. He was supposed to be.
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  Speaker 2: Here of Fantastic yes, thank you so much, Ben for
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  Speaker 2: stepping in for John so that we could do this
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  Speaker 2: Sherlock Holmes episode.
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  Speaker 3: So, Drew, Ben, are you Sherlock Holmes fans?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, the answer is yes. I feel like I somehow
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  Speaker 4: have like absorbed so much Sherlock Holmes from so many
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  Speaker 4: different mediums and angles. But realizing I've never actually read
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  Speaker 4: any of the original works, I.
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  Speaker 2: Think that's pretty common, Like it's one of the most
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  Speaker 2: adapted texts, especially once it entered public.
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  Speaker 4: To me, I feel like every version of Sherlock we
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  Speaker 4: get is just a very fun variant of what is
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  Speaker 4: supposed to be. But I would love to, like one
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  Speaker 4: day now go back and read these and be like,
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  Speaker 4: how close were they or how wildly off are they
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  Speaker 4: can by comparison or I'll never know.
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  Speaker 2: But you'll never know because that involves reading. And who's
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  Speaker 2: got the time?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, audio books all the way, and even then
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  Speaker 4: podcasts all the way.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, don't turn this off. And what about yourself,
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  Speaker 2: Sherlock Holmes fan.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, me and Sherlock don't have any beef or anything.
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  Speaker 5: I do enjoy Sherlock Holmes, I don't. I don't think
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  Speaker 5: I could rightfully call myself a fan like I've got
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  Speaker 5: a lot of like culturally, osmost knowledge is probably where
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  Speaker 5: most of it comes from. I've you know, seen the
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  Speaker 5: Robert Danny Junior movies. I've seen a few of the
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  Speaker 5: Benedict Cumber Betch BBC show, and I have read one
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  Speaker 5: of the books.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, the I think it was The The Hound of the.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I'll come up.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe I'll come up.
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  Speaker 4: And there I've given you all the knowledge I have.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, well fantastic. I think you'll make a great team.
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  Speaker 2: Have you two ped up recently? I think you've ped
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  Speaker 2: upon an episode relatively recently, right.
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  Speaker 4: Any Yes, I think we can't remember if we were
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  Speaker 4: on a team. No, I think I was. I might
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  Speaker 4: have been with Willie, Yes, because we had the p
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  Speaker 4: related team.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, that's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: And then Ben was recently on an episode of press
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  Speaker 4: Play that'll be coming out soon or just came out. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: wherever we are in the timeline, Yes, I was gonna
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  Speaker 4: say I was looking at a time travel joking. No,
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  Speaker 4: wrong one, you the audience can discern the answer to
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  Speaker 4: this mystery yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Drew, thank you so much for joining us. Ben,
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  Speaker 2: thank you so much. For joining us. Good to have
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  Speaker 2: you back. How was your recovery? No way, that was
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  Speaker 2: a question for John fantastic. Well, you will need some opponents,
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  Speaker 2: some foes, as they used to say in the Victorian era,
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  Speaker 2: so let's meet them. She is our evergreen panelist, a
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  Speaker 2: podcaster and comedian who works in STEM, which today stands
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  Speaker 2: for show. Locke truly embodies mysteries. It's Audre Stevenson.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, that one's fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you like that one?
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  Speaker 1: I did.
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  Speaker 2: And he is an improviser, a scholar of literature, and
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  Speaker 2: a player of pretendium. His accent is closer to how
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  Speaker 2: people expect me to sound. It's Jeffrey Reisch.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think any of that is true. Actually, you
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  Speaker 6: just lied to all of your viewers. But I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: I look that this show is fifty percent lies. It's
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  Speaker 2: it lies to hype everyone out.
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  Speaker 6: We're going to turn it up to ninety percent this episode.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, silo all the way up to ninety Jeffrey,
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  Speaker 2: welcome for the first time. Audra welcome as always. How
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  Speaker 2: are you both doing?
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  Speaker 1: Doing good? Happy to be here?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Good?
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  Speaker 1: Feeling sure? Locked in?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Nice?
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  Speaker 1: Your first bit of wordplay it will not be the last.
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  Speaker 6: Excellent. I wandered around in the parking lot for about
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  Speaker 6: twenty minutes before this, having promptly at five point thirty,
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  Speaker 6: and then I realized there was an entirely incorrect apartment complex. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: came out, proving that my detective skills are impeccable.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like Sherlock is like this at the start
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  Speaker 2: of most adventures, where he does something relatively absent minded,
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  Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden he solves the mystery
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  Speaker 2: at the end.
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  Speaker 3: So that could happen here today.
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  Speaker 6: It honestly depends on exactly how much cocaine or heroin
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  Speaker 6: that he has imbibed at that point in time.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it could happen, So let me introduce you to
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  Speaker 2: our friend sparkling apple cider.
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  Speaker 4: I'm fresh out of opium, might offer some otherwise.
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  Speaker 3: All right, well, let's check in with your Sherlock knowledge. Audro.
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  Speaker 3: You were a a Sherlock Coms fan.
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  Speaker 6: I am.
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  Speaker 1: I've read a few of the stories.
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  Speaker 7: It's been a while, but I was a huge Sherlock
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  Speaker 7: TV show, the Benedict Cumberbatch one.
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  Speaker 1: I was a huge fan.
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  Speaker 7: I had the blogs, the tumblr blogs, Oh, the fan
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  Speaker 7: fiction I read find past.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, and Jeffrey, what about yourself?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, are you going to put a graphic
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  Speaker 6: underneath me? At this point it says expert, because I
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  Speaker 6: don't know if that's entirely but yeah, I've been reading
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  Speaker 6: a s Sherlock homes since I was eight years old.
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  Speaker 4: I have read through all.
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  Speaker 6: The stories multiple times, and only four proper novels, and
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  Speaker 6: then the rest are actually released as serials in the newspaper.
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  Speaker 6: And yeah, very I've read quite a bit of Sherlock
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  Speaker 6: many times over again. Of course, memory fades over the years,
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  Speaker 6: and I just recently read them all over the week
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  Speaker 6: that my family has been sick. And there's always room
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  Speaker 6: for embarrassment. So we'll see exactly how apt I am
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  Speaker 6: at with my Sherlock knowledge today.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, it sounds like you've got a great background knowledge,
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  Speaker 2: even if some of it has fallen to the to
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  Speaker 2: the memories of time of illness. Yeah, is that a phrase?
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  Speaker 2: The memories of time? Sunds of time?
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  Speaker 4: This is a soap opera episode.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Okay, Well, I think you make a great team,
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  Speaker 2: possibly the favorites being a mystery girlye and a Sherlock boy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, I did.
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  Speaker 6: I did forget to mention I also watched the show,
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  Speaker 6: but shit, I think it's probably one of the best
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  Speaker 6: modern adaptations.
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  Speaker 1: It's fun. It's just fun.
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  Speaker 3: That was the one thing your opponents had was that
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  Speaker 3: they had the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, gotcha.
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  Speaker 4: It was gonna see like show versus book knowledge, and
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  Speaker 4: I would have let you down for both of those. Drew,
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  Speaker 4: don't worry. Oh, I'll be there all right.
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  Speaker 2: Teams, the game's a foot, so I'd like each pair
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  Speaker 2: shots one of those I've ever had to write. So
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  Speaker 2: I'd like each pair to come up with a Sherlock
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  Speaker 2: Holmes themed team name. Please, let's start with Drew and Ben.
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  Speaker 3: What if you got?
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  Speaker 4: All of mine are terrible and one I'm very proud of.
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  Speaker 5: Do you have any All of mine are terrible, and
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  Speaker 5: I am proud of none of them.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, let's gets a little back and forth. I took
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  Speaker 4: some inspiration for some of the more recent gate Leapers
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  Speaker 4: Pandemonium live shows, and I have the the pair the
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  Speaker 4: set of three of Srhock homes, mister butts In or
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  Speaker 4: doctor Buttson, Sorry doctor, he's a doctor, he has a
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  Speaker 4: pH d. And more on e arch. I couldn't couldn't.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't find a way to sexualize that one.
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  Speaker 5: But so those three, well along those same lines, I
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  Speaker 5: had short cock bones and Professor wax Off great minds.
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  Speaker 5: Then I had a certain latch houses.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that reference.
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  Speaker 5: It was just coming up with synonyms for sure lock homes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's unpack that. Then, Oh my god, that's so good.
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  Speaker 4: Oh it is not.
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  Speaker 5: And I had a beatle Borg cucumber hats.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, that's the best one for you. You can
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  Speaker 4: just say whatever comes naturally and willn't to assume it's right.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it just has to be a mess of consonants
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  Speaker 5: and vowels that start with B and C.
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  Speaker 4: It's all I for.
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  Speaker 3: Any time I hear his name, Burley Berg, come aboard.
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  Speaker 4: Another one I have that I kind of like is
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  Speaker 4: playing off the Robert Danny Junior angle was Iron Holmes
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  Speaker 4: and Warson Machine. I was trying to do the word
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  Speaker 4: play thing with the with a catchphrase, and I got
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  Speaker 4: caught on one and it spent genuinely too long on this.
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  Speaker 4: But the one I have is Citrus Radio because that's,
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  Speaker 4: you know, a lemon tree. Might hear Watson Elementary My
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  Speaker 4: dear Watson.
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  Speaker 1: My god, I'm loving how many jokes need explanation?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that was one of those. Like I finally
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  Speaker 4: finished up. I'm so proud of this. No one understood it.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, this was a bad this is a
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  Speaker 4: bad waste of three hours.
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  Speaker 5: You just feel like Sherlock Holmes. Uh, you know, explaining
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  Speaker 5: everything at the very end when no one.
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  Speaker 4: Else got it.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly your genius.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, if we want, we can go with Citrus Radio.
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  Speaker 4: It'll make no sense, give for this one explanation at
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  Speaker 4: the top of the episode, but it's sound, it's interesting. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: fuck your se o, Matt.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I'm fucking my own SEO at this point.
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  Speaker 4: So Citrus Radio, Like here, what's on?
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, we've got Citrus Radio, but let's find
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  Speaker 2: out who they'll be facing.
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  Speaker 7: I've got a couple the Sherlock homies. I just thought
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  Speaker 7: it was cute or sons of Wat, just wat, sons
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  Speaker 7: sons of what?
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  Speaker 1: And then oh two to one, be yourself.
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  Speaker 2: You're so wholesome today? Is it because you're in this
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  Speaker 2: new sweater that you've just knitted yourself.
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  Speaker 1: I just finished knitting this sweater and I think it's
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  Speaker 1: made me wholesome cute. I'm quite proud of it.
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  Speaker 7: It's bunches and bunches of cables, but it has made
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  Speaker 7: it has made me wholesome in my naming.
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey, do you like any of those team ideas or
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  Speaker 2: do you have any of your own?
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  Speaker 6: I thought those is fine. I think those are quite nice.
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  Speaker 6: I was just musing about some what's going on in
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  Speaker 6: reference to Three Non Blondes, which is criminally underrated band?
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  Speaker 6: What's going on for Watson?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: I like that?
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  Speaker 6: And then with the wordplay, there's also Horrors of the Asservills.
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  Speaker 6: Those those were the two two limits, the full factory
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  Speaker 6: spectrum out there.
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  Speaker 1: How wholesome am I today?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? No, villain is coming back?
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  Speaker 1: I can contain multitudes.
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  Speaker 7: We can go with the purse of the pause.
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  Speaker 3: Of the als. I love classic pandemoniums.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, and from my previous listenings, we're supposed to name
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  Speaker 6: a muse as well? Or are we getting there?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, well it's there in the coffee, jeff.
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  Speaker 6: I just wanted to clue everyone in that I have
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  Speaker 6: been and I'm a fan.
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate that, Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna say what Wow, kissing, but already I
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  Speaker 4: love it all right.
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  Speaker 2: If you're listening to this and thinking I only watched
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  Speaker 2: one episode of that TV series with the funny looking
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  Speaker 2: man in billbol backends, don't worry his order with a
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  Speaker 2: little segment we like to call passing knowledge more.
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  Speaker 1: Like assing knowledge wo.
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  Speaker 7: Sherlock Holmes is a fictional detective created by British author
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  Speaker 7: Arthur Conan Doyle in between eighteen eighty seven and nineteen
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  Speaker 7: twenty seven. There is a total of four novels and
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  Speaker 7: fifty six short stories released. This number is only rivaled
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  Speaker 7: by the amount of Sherlock fan fiction I wrote between
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  Speaker 7: the years of twenty eleven and twenty sixteen. Holmes is
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  Speaker 7: known for his proficiency with observation and deduction that borders
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  Speaker 7: on the fantastic, but most of the official stories are
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  Speaker 7: narrated by doctor John Watson, who accompanies Holmes during his
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  Speaker 7: investigations and does basically everything except solve the crime.
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  Speaker 1: Sherlock and Watson also often.
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  Speaker 7: Live together at the address two two one bet Baker Street, London,
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  Speaker 7: where many of the stories begin, including the story of
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  Speaker 7: their love, as you can see demonstrated in my later
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  Speaker 7: work on AO three. Avid readers of the home stories
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  Speaker 7: helped create the modern practice of fandom as we know it,
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  Speaker 7: being one of the first cohesive fan communities in the world.
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  Speaker 7: So we have Sherlock to blame, I mean, thank for
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  Speaker 7: the existence of Fandomonium. Now, to repeat a joke Matt
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  Speaker 7: said earlier, the game is afoot.
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  Speaker 1: Let's play some Fandomonium.
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  Speaker 3: We never cross check. We never cross check.
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  Speaker 1: After the story. We never do. It's a miracle it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't happen more often.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for that, Udra.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're all caught up on as much as
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  Speaker 2: we need to know about Sherlock Holmes. Just before we
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  Speaker 2: get to today's games, I've asked each player to bring
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  Speaker 2: in a muse, something that inspires them or something they
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  Speaker 2: love from this particular fandom. Sherlock Holmes stories are inspiring
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  Speaker 2: to me because you can just do the same thing
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  Speaker 2: over and over again, but change the window dressing. I
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  Speaker 2: really rely on that concept. So, uh, Drew, let's start
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  Speaker 2: with you over on Citrus Radio. The team name that
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  Speaker 2: makes sense out of context. What's inspiring you from Sherlock Holmes.
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  Speaker 4: This is like a thing. The first time in a
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  Speaker 4: while that I've had trouble coming up with the meuse,
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  Speaker 4: and I had to really sit with it for a minute.
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  Speaker 4: It didn't jump out immediately because I love the series.
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  Speaker 4: I've loved the movies in the past, I love the
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  Speaker 4: adaptations and other medians i've seen them in. So I
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  Speaker 4: was trying to think, like, where did I really learn
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  Speaker 4: about Sherlock What got me into him as a character
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  Speaker 4: to begin with? And it was the two thousand and
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  Speaker 4: two television show Sherlock Holmes in the twenty second Century,
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  Speaker 4: a short lived animated series I believe it's twenty six
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  Speaker 4: episodes where Sherlock Holmes is frozen until the year twenty
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  Speaker 4: one oh three, and then a clone of Moriarty is
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  Speaker 4: running around future London doing future crimes and Sherlock Holmes
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  Speaker 4: with his old style ways and his half robot Watson
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  Speaker 4: assistant need to solve the same cases from the same
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  Speaker 4: stories you've already read, but in the future. So there's
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  Speaker 4: robots and flying machines.
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  Speaker 2: What this is incredible? Also very quickly Sherlock Holmes and
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  Speaker 2: future crimes, it's Moriarty Report. But that is amazing. That
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  Speaker 2: is taking the whole this is now public domain. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna put it in any kind of nonsense scenario.
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  Speaker 4: I remember watching this like alongside Wishbone, so it's in
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  Speaker 4: like the same vein of like taking a story for
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  Speaker 4: a younger audience. I now I want to go back
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  Speaker 4: and watch it even holds up it might. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 4: also it's a good sign when you pull up the
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  Speaker 4: cast list on IMDb and you don't recognize a single name.
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  Speaker 4: You know they were really swinging in for the fences
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  Speaker 4: with this one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh fantastic. Well what a reference?
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  Speaker 4: What a poll?
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't come up later, so good job.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not I didn't even consider that. It makes knowledge.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, very inspiring stuff, Thank you, Drew. Let's go on
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  Speaker 2: over to the other half of Citrus Radio.
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  Speaker 4: Ben.
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  Speaker 3: What's inspiring you from Sherlock Holmes.
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  Speaker 5: Well, like I said, I don't have a deep reservoir
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  Speaker 5: of homes stuff to draw from, but I do like
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  Speaker 5: mystery stories, and like I'm a big Agatha Christie fan.
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  Speaker 5: But so I think what speaks to me the most
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  Speaker 5: when it comes to Sherlock Holmes and mystery books is
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  Speaker 5: like the aha moment that you get during the reveal
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  Speaker 5: of a good mystery story where either what you thought
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  Speaker 5: was correct was correct, and you figured it out and
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  Speaker 5: you're very proud of yourself, or you say of course
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  Speaker 5: that's of course, that's what it was like, and like
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  Speaker 5: all the pieces come together and you're like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I'm a dummy for not having noticed that. Now I
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  Speaker 5: want to read this book again so I can pick
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  Speaker 5: up all the little pieces. But like, it all makes
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  Speaker 5: sense when it comes together, And the best best mystery
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  Speaker 5: novels should have plots that like you could have figured
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  Speaker 5: out if you paid enough attention and caught the right details.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's definitely the like in the template of
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  Speaker 2: the Akatha CHRISTI and I guess the Shell of Calm
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: stories to have that aha moment. I don't know if
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: there is a more official literary term for it than that,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: but I like the aha moment.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so satisfying.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: Yeahs when like you're either really proud of yourself or
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: you feel really kind of dumb, but you're still satisfied. Yeah,
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: Like I bad mystery stories. I'm not a fan of,
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Like where you get to the end and it's like, ah,
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: here's all these new details we never mentioned before that
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: solve the crime.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: You're like, that's fucking dumb. Go away. I want to
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: meet the person who loves the bad mystery novel? Like,
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: where is that audience? Like I never saw it coming,
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Like you, no shit, they didn't tell you any of that.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: Suff We forgot to mention there was this gun here
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: the whole time. No one thought it mentioned it to
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: you at any point in describing the crime scene. They
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: had a secret twin the whole time. It was magic. Yeah,
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: I'll be honest. I assume Ben's that music is gonna
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: be his mustache because it's very watsonn esque.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Oh it is, that's true. Yes, it's a very what's
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: an esque mustache? Absolutely?
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: I thought about doing one of those dumb double baseball
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: hat things that he wears, but I don't even know
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: what it is.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Dear deer stalker, deer stockers, what a weird Sure there's
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: a reason for it, and we can get to the
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: bottom of that mystery, but I won't do that.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Boy, I hope that's an answer later it might come up.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: It might come up.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I did check my hats to be like, did I
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: do I inexplicably have a deer stalker?
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: And the answer is no.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: The answer was no.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: You know what, I wouldn't be surprised if either of
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: you had one. I'll be honest.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I have a rabbit skin hat that has like the
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: ear flaps, but it doesn't have a Bill just.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Got two baseball hats and put that one on the
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: top of him.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I should have, but I didn't. We know, you have
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: one thing, that one. I've just got one, and I
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: just switch it back and forth really quick and you don't.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Notice camera trickery. Thank you for that, Ben for the
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: aha moment. An excellent moment in pretty much every Showlock
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Holm story and pretty much every good mystery, unlike you know,
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: those those bad mysteries. But I feel like the bad
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: mysteries don't happen as often now because there's such a
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: high benchmark.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Unless Ryan Johnson's directing them.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Shots Fired, Shives Out, and other films Onion's Glass. Oh fantastic.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Well that's some very inspiring stuff from Citrus Radio. But
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: we're going to move on over to the whores of
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: the Assavills. Jeffrey, what's inspiring you from the world of
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Sherlock Holmes.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: I have a bit of a special connection with the show,
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: oddly enough, more than the books. I mean, of course,
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: my father introduced me to the books, and they were
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: a great passion for me. I was especially inspired in
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: the books by the only woman to ever outwit Sherlock Holmes,
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: who I will not name just in case it is
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: further along the question.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, I almost did. I'm glad that
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: you I'm glad.
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: I'm glad we both know the answer. Actually, that's good.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: There actually was a woman in the show who went
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: by a different name and also was the only woman
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: to out wit Sherlock in that show. And that is
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: actually my eldest's middle name, So that is my special
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: connection to that. So I am sort of tangentially getting
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: a sort of inspiration from that familial connection there of
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: my daughter and hoping that she grows up to eventually
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: outwit all the old, lazy white men in the world
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: and eventually bring womankind to rule over.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Us, all ushering in a beautiful new era.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Incredible, And then you say the name and give your team.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: You're very inspiring middle name. I was gonna say, unrelated.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: You know, the next segment of the show is where
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: we all provide a birth certificance for our children, just
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: like standard practice.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: You've listened to the show, you know what I've never
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: provided one of those for her. I don't want her
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: to be able to become president just overlord. I think
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: president is too low to shoot for.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Fantastic stuff, Jeffrey, very inspiring, always inspiring. To be inspired
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: by family with the multiple generations there from your father
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: and then you giving the name to your daughter, that's fantastic,
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: and you yourself being the central fan conduit to all that. Essentially, yes, yes,
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: nice lovely stuff. Imagine if I said that wasn't inspiring.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: And I wouldn't be How could you be not inspired
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: by Emily Sherlock Ema.
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: My daughter is six years old. She's not going to
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: listen to this. You could say whatever you'd.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Like, fantastic all right.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Well, last, but not least, ouldro what's inspiring you from
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: the world of Sherlock Holmes.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I have read some stories I've watched specifically that TV show,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: and I like it took me a long time to
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: find out that house was just Sherlock Holmes.
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: That was that took me too long. But the main
• 22:18
  Speaker 7: thing that inspires me is when I was super into
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: the TV show Sherlock Holmes, The Sherlock as it was
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: coming out, fandom teas were huge fandom blended teas, and
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: I specifically remember combing through the Sherlock themed tea blends.
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: There was one that was just doctor Watson's sweater and
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: it was just like a warm, cinnamon, cozy tea. And
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: I had a few of the different blends from like
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: some really good tea blenders, and I just have like
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: such sense memories of watching the show and like drinking
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: themed tea with my friends of like, he's gonna do it,
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: He's gonna solve it, and it was just such a
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: joyous time that fills my.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Soul with such warmth.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Nice, that's very cozy. That's you're back to a wholesome oldra. Yeah,
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: you've redeemed yourself. It'll fit back. But yeah, I think
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: we're going to be very back and forth here.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Of course, I contain multitudes. Absolutely, two things can be
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: true at the same time.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: For the first half of that news, I thought you
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: were talking about T shirts same like Sherlock's picture on him,
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, I.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Guess the cotton poly blend. Yes, I assume blend is
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: in like the like whatever. Just like every shirt for
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: that period of time was just like, let's take two
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: franchises and smash them together. Yeah, it's Sherlock, but he's
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: got the Master Sword for some reason I don't know.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: And in everyone's defense, Oldra did say that phantom te's
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: were pretty big at the time, and I think the
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: thing that was actually pretty big was T shirt.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, fandom tees were huge at the time. Fandom t
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: e s we're big with a small subset fans on Tumblr.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: But boy were they cozy.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, they were so incredibly cozy.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: I love slipping into an ace warm, cozy tea on
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: a hot on a cold night. Which one do? I
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: mean up to you to decide? Climb into this tea cup?
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Here, do little dance.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: I'm the ticut pig.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Now, fantastic, very good inspiration, Ordro. I was about to
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: be like, very inspiring, but it's not as inspiring as
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: familial lineage.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: So it's a moderate amount of inspiration.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a moderate INSPI.
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: Do you have any inspiration for today?
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Oh? My?
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: What someone's asking me?
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I need to you earn you have to be
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: five year and no one's ever asked me if genuinely genuinely.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: God, he's just booked assholes until this point.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's the game master. You can't treat him like
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: a real person.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: My mistake. He's an it, not a who.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I don't mind if that's the direction that this record takes. Yeah, yeah,
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I don't mind that for this one. All right, Well,
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I'm feeling very inspired, so let's hop on that carriage
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: and chase the suspect through the foggy streets of fleet
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: into round one. Round one is our classic game of deliberation, elimination,
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: and deception that this time we're calling don't be an
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Arthur Conan Doyle. I will name a Sherlock Holmes category,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: and then in turns offer each team a list of
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: five items from that category. Players will discuss and select
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: correct answers one by one for a point each. However,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: if they select a wrong answer, they'll be frozen out
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: of the list, like Holmes himself when he was frozen
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: in ice and defrosted in nineteen eighty in nineteen eighty
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: seven's the Return of Sherlock Holmes.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: How many different things is even frozen in and unfrozen for?
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: It's a picular story. Okay, So first up, we are
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: going to have a list for Citrus Radio, and the
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: first topic is actors who have played Sherlock Holmes. These
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: are actors who have played Sherlock Holmes. So here is
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: your list. Citrus Radio, Benedict Cumberbatch, Anthony Hopkins, Basil Rathbone, JB. Priestley,
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: and Ron Howard.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: I know some of those names, and now I'm very
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: confusing concerned. I think we can do the easy one
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: and lock in Bionicle cucumber pants number one.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: I see you're going with bastardization.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: I couldn't even finish something because that was so different
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: from his actual name. That's yes, it absolutely is Benedict
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Kumpabatch for a point. Good stuff. You got the gimme.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Any of the others about you been in any way,
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: shape or form? Yeah, can you read him again? To me,
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: there was one that that did.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Absolutely You've got Anthony Hopkins, Basil Rathbone, JB. Priestley, and
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Ron Howard. Basil Rathbone sounds right to me. Yeah, I
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: feel like the the third one there.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: The JB. Priestley also rings the bell for some reason,
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: and I can't it either. Just sounds so generically British
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: that Matt made up and like I couldn't tell you
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: it isn't a real British person.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I mean I wouldn't be surprised if Anthony
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Hopkins played him like on the stage in some.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Uh That's what I was thinking too. I can see
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: a world in which he played him. Yeah, yeah, I'm
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: pretty okay saying Ron Howard hasn't he's too short.
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you can't.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: You can't have a shot home.
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: Unless you have an even shorter Watson get like Peter.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: Maybe people would be a great fucking Watson kill it.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: But I think Basil Wrathbone does speak to me in something.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: It sounds equal parts of British, equal parts fake.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: So I'm good with it, all right, You're going with
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Basil Rathbone, a name that sounds like something I would
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: make up for this round.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: It's real?
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably the iconic showlock holms of the old the
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: BBC precump about chio.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, the BBC one.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, the first BBC one, not the current BBC one. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah,
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: the old.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: But that is correct. You got one left to guess
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: out of the throat.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: So do we want to go with the other fakes
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: handing British one or the Anthony Hopkins. Let's go with
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Anthony Hopkins. That's that's a weird pull if it is,
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: but it feels right.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sorry Hopkins, let's put some stink on that. Yeah, absolutely, sir,
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Anthony Hopkins. But it's not correct. I'm so sorry. Ah,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: he never played homs As far as I can tell,
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: the correct answer was actually Ron Howard.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: In What, When and Why and how Well?
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: It was a previous Ron Howard. It was a Ron
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Howard in the.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Nineteen twenties, An Howard sneaky.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: So sorry, you little I'm glad that mystery was solved,
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: was solvable with all of the invasion on the table, and
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: not good, good mystery.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Don't unpick this bad mystery. Let's move on over to
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: the whores of the ass of Hills. We'll say that
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: name with such gravitas throughout this evening as you should.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Her list of five actors who played Sherlock coms Robert
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Downey Junior, Christopher Lee, Ralph Fines, Arthur Berling, and Will Ferrell.
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: So definitely Robert Downey Junior, he did that. Yes, So
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: I think we can lock that in. Get the point, certainly,
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: let's lock in Robert Downe Junior.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Get that point.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just get that point.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: The most Lockholmes seeming actor ever, the perfect casting for Sherlockholm.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Sure, if that's what you think.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: It's absolutely correct. Oh, the sarcasm did not translate.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, But the thing is, I think I think you
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: were being sarcastic. But the idea of very smart, too
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: many drugs and kind of an assholes.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of that's annoying. It's just because he
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: doesn't look right. He looks so Americans, one of the
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: most American faces.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: His British accent is not great either.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: This is mine.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: Okay, you got Robber Downey Junior. If anything, Actually, I
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: think I do a better British action than you. I agree,
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: I do think yours is better than mine. Truly, flattery
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: will get you everywhere. Might see. I know Will Ferrell
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: was in a film. Yes, I'm not sure.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: He was just in a film.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean he has been in one. I don't
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: know of any others. Perhaps one of my stepbrothers could
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: have enlightened me, but I do I can't recall. I
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: never watched it because it got terrible ratings. But I
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: he had to have played Holmes or Watson. But this
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: could be a trick question.
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: I know he was in it, So I'm willing to
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: because it was the one that stuck out to me
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: as well. I'm willing to go for that one because
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: none of the other ones are speaking to me deeply
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: as definitely correct.
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: Would you like me to risk to risk it all
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: and put that in go for it?
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Will Ferrell going with Will Ferrell?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Will, Yeah, you remember that flop from twenty eighteen.
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: I did.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: I was heavily personally insulted by it, Almost as insulted
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: as when my father and I went to go see
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skull Ah, which was just
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: atrocity flop after flop. Yes, yes, truly not. We've actually
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: never gone to see a movie in theaters since that film.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Oh that's a shame.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: It ruined cinema.
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: It really did. It really did. In the relationship with
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: your father, it was that and I think his mother's
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: death that sent him into depression. But I can't quite
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: nail it down between.
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: If you're weighing it out, God to be the Crystal Skull.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Someone half dozen of the other yes, what were the
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: other options?
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: The remaining three you have Christopher Lee, Ralph Fines, and
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Arthur Berling.
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: I'm leaning towards and I will correct you here, Sir,
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: Christopher Lee.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Look, I'm not a monarchist. Okay, I'm not going to
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to give these people.
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: Okay, the man spoke to to the original author of
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: Lord of the Rings and was given permission to bay sorrow.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: You will say, sir, okay, out for his Tolkien credentials,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I will call it if he was knighted by Tolkien,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: I would call him, sir.
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: Was person in the cast who received the blessing, I
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: will I will say that is an unofficial nighting.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: I will say if Billy Boyd was old enough, he
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: definitely would have got the blessing certainly.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so sweet baby Boyd.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: What are you thinking? Out of those three?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Him down to go for Christopher Lee. He's done such
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: iconic things.
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: That it feels it feels like if he had the
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: chance to do it, he would. And I feel like
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: you can't be Christopher Lee and not have the chance
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: to play Sherlock Holmes.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: I think he could play Dracula. He's played multitudes, he
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: contains multitudes. Just oh my god, he's a soul. Sister,
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: Christopher Lee.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: We are Sherlock holmies. That's why we couldn't use that name.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: It's because he is a fellow whoror of the he
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: is I really hope this is right.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: With Christopher Lee.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, well you've got Christopher three.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: Nice, excellent, excellent? When did he When did he play him? Though?
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: I'm curious now.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Way back in the day is the closest I happened
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: because I did not research.
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: It was choled onto a tablet.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: And yes, yeah, I thought I could potentially try with
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Ralph Fines, who does appear in the Sherlock Holmes movies.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: And then yeah, Arthur Berling is a character in a
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: play written by JB.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Priestley. But you didn't fall for either.
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: Of us, No, we didn't.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't fall for my Victorian trickery. I don't think
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: it was a Victorian play. I think I just studied
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: it in school at the same time. All right, we're
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: going to move on to the next category. This time
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: it is titles of Sherlock Holmes stories. So the titles
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: of Sherlock Holms stories as they appear in the four
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: novels and fifty six short stories. Okay, so we're gonna
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: have a list for Citrus Radio, Here at Your five,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: The Adventure of the Disappearing Man, The Five Orange Pips,
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: A Study in Scarlet, The Adventures of the Cardboard Box,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: and The Curious Case of the Wine.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Two of them do sound familiar to me when any
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: A Study in Scarlet? Yeah, yeah, I think it was
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: actually one of the titles they recycled for the cumber
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Batch Ones. And the Orange Pips is six sticking out
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: to me for a reason. I can't recall why, but
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: I feel like it's a thing. Okay, well do you
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: want to go with uh oh, yeah, Well we'll do
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Scarlet first, because that one's like, that's like I'm like
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: an eighty five percent on that one versus the like
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: fifty to fifty other Orange Pips. That's the only one
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: that means anything to me. And that does not mean
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: it's correct.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Well, it means something because it's real, A study in Scarlet,
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: A point good stuff.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: I you willing let me risk it on five Orange Pips? Yeah,
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: I got no reason not to if it's right. Citrus
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Radio more connections, so it's a good thing.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, luck maybe that is the hidden connection, because yes,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: the Five Orange Pips is a Sherlock Holmes Adventure and
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: now we have Citrus Radio getting that.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: That's great.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, give us the other three, and Ben and I
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: will bullshit a reason for one of them.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: The three The Adventure of the Disappearing Men, The Adventure
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: of the Cardboard Box, and the Curious Case of the Wine.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: I'm not entirely sure cardboard boxes existed, and I don't
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: think Matt would make up two things with the Adventure
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: as the preface.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say the meta gaming level of like
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: fact that two of them are the Adventure of makes
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: me feel like one of them has to be the
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: real one. Yeah, I don't.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: I don't have the actual knowledge, so all I have
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: is meta gaming right now.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Yes, And I would say the cardboard boxes sounds like
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: out there, like too far out there to be like
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: a thing that would be like a real thing. But
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: like it's two fake even. But I think you're right.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: I think time wise, it doesn't make sense.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I don't know that much about the Victorian age,
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: but I know quite a bit about cowboys and I
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: don't remember them having any cardboard boxes.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's new fangle technology. Yeah, so it's the
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Adventures of the Thing that isn't cardboard disapp the name
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: of disappearing man, which also weirdly sounds familiar for some reason.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you go in with the adventure of the disappearing men.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: You knew city folks with your copboard boxes. It is
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: the adventure of the cob box that is a real.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Story.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry I did not know that Sir.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Arthur Conan Doyle invented cardboard boxes.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: Specifically in that in that writing he predicted them. Yeah.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of like how Shakespeare invented your mom jokes.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I believe Shakespeare also coined the sentence I am
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: your father.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Would not surprise me if you would.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: I forget which play it was in, but it is
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: actually in a play.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Empire strikes back, right, his play work all
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: hailed the Bard.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: I'm now just picturing Shakespeare writing out lines for jar
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: jar Binks, and that is a nightmare. I'm never gonna
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: let them down.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: It would make more sense if it.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Was old English. Thinks too much.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: So you got two out of three. There two points
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: that you get to take to the bank. Let's move
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: on over to whares of the Assavilles. Here is your
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: list of five Sherlock Holmes stories, The Adventure of the
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Engineer's Thumb, A Flash at the Crossroads, The Adventure of
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: the Ship Right, The Sign of the Four, the Adventure
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: of the Dancing Men.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: I know personally that the sign of four is definitely one,
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: then let's go with it.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Go with the Sign of the four. Yes, it's correct.
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: If I'm gonna go off of a hunch, the Adventure
• 38:30
  Speaker 7: of the Invisible Man was wrong, and so the Adventure
• 38:34
  Speaker 7: of the Dancing Men might be right.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Unless you have this is.
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: Tough when you get into the smaller stories, it starts
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: to get a little bit nitpicky. Yeah, a Flash at
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: the Crossroads sounds vaguely familiar to me.
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: It sounds vaguely familiar to me as well. It didn't
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: sound strong enough in my mind to mention. But if
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: it's if it's, if there's a communal it struck a memory,
• 38:58
  Speaker 7: that might be a line we can go down the
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: others again.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have the Adventure of the Engineer's Thumb, the
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Adventure of the Ship Right, and the Adventure of the
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Dancing Men.
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: So I read quite a bit of Sherlock fiction as well.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: It was unrelated to Conan Doyle. So I'm trying to
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: separate that. The Shipwright one seems plausible, Splash at the
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: Crossroads seems plausible. I'm losing faith in the Dancing Man.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: But Engineer's Thumb is like, where the fuck off?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Who knows? That could have been one of the ones
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: that Watson got.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: The Watson mysteries.
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: Let's see, the crossroads is one that we both thought mayhapps. Yes,
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: so if it's wrong, we're going down together.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: That's fine, all right, you're going with a flash at
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: the Crossroads. Yes, that's incorrect. I'm so sorry made that
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: one up. Yes, the other two that were correct were
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: the Adventure of the Engineer's Thumb and the Adventure of
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: the Dance Men.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: So I'm so sorry. That's fine.
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: The whole game ahead of us, plenty of time, plenty
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: of time.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Even one more category in this round, and that category
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: is the classic Sherlock Holms related category types of hats. Yes,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: so this will really test that. So simple as is
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: this a real hat or is it not? Citrus Radio,
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: here's your list of five whide to wake cook a
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: butter pork pie, slouch and Tandy pork pie.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: Pork pie for sure, we know that one lucky pop pie.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: You got a pock pie. It's it's a point good stuff.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, wear them, I'll eat them. Love your pork pie.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Tandy sounds very familiar. Yeah, yes I could. I won't
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: refute that. So, yeah, let's go Tandy.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Why not you're going with Tandy. It's not Tandy's just
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: made up. I don't know what Tandy is.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: It's a leather company you could probably make so sorry,
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: you know what, it works for me. I feel like
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: they were all equally any of those other ones, no.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: I love once again. Yeah, the other ones were. Yeah,
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: it just went with the last one you heard. The
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: other ones were Wide Awake, Cuok a burro and Slouch
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Australia a bird cook a burr is just a bird. Yeah,
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: cook is not a hat.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: I was like, never heard of it. That's a bird.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Never heard of it. I know what that is? Maybe
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: a hat?
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: It was Slouch and Wide Awake that were the other
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: two real hats.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Slouch was the only one that I was like
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: even willing to do humor. All right, that's a that's
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: types of hats. I love how quickly you approach that.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: I love that We're just done with that list. Now,
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: we're never doing hat leapers. I'm saying right now, there'll
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: be an alice of one droll that episode. You're gonna
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: eat those words.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Horse of the Asvill's. Here is your list of five hats.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Let's see if you fare any better. Pistolman, Boss of
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: the Planes, peach basket, Clifton, and newsboy.
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: And now that you're done testing the microphone, you're going
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: to give us the.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: Let's see newsboy a newsboy cap that I know, But
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: did they call them that?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I thought so.
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: I thought so that's what we call them now. I
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: don't know if they would have called them that back
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: in the day. Although that's I could be second guessing it.
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: I really could be.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: It's the one that feels the most hat esque.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: We can lead with that. Let's go for that. You're
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: going with newsboy a newsboy cap. It is indeed correct, nice, excellent.
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: X Now, because I only remember the last one I heard.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: My strategy failed but worked for you, Pistolman, Boss of
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: the Planes, peach basket, and Clifton.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: Peach basket sounds pausible to me.
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: That feels like a hat because like the peach baskets
• 43:20
  Speaker 7: have like the fun specific weaves the lattices. Yeah, it
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: feels like one could make a straw type hat. I'm
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: down for peach basket.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, peach basket is true. It's all those big fancy
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: ladies hats.
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: Oh, one more, We've got one more, fascinating, one more, Loss.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Of the Plane.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: That's a fascinator, a pistolman pistol hat. And what was
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: the third one, Clifton, Loss of the Planes. My first
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: instinct is to discard it, but also humanity has not
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: gotten any less ridiculous. Yes, and that it's an entirely
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: plausible hat.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: And wide awake. Was a hat?
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes? And it's slouch uh slouch.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:14
  Speaker 7: So there's some weird named hats. I think Boss of
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: the Planes draws me just because I want that hat
• 44:21
  Speaker 7: to be real. It's the one that I'm like, Wow,
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: what a funny hat name.
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: We'll go for wishful thinking then, yes, wishful thinking Boss
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: of the Planes.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: All right, let's see if wishful thinking can get you
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: three out of three in the hats round.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Yes it can.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: That is the third real hats wonderful.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: I have to look at what a Boss of the.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: US. It's like a big ass cowboy hat, is what
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking. Oh my gosh, it ish planes?
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: Planes?
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, ten gallon, it's a ten quart hat. Also
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: is a quart beer than a gallon? I don't know.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: No, it is not nobly yeah, about a quarter the
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: size of a gallon.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: I'm happy. I'm happy with my my my two liter hat.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: It's fine done metric system and the codboard box is
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: that it comes with.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, that makes sense.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Cowboy hat them and the ones that I'm seeing the
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: most of are some of them have like the indentations
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: on the side, like a cowboy hat, but some of
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: them are just the like round oh the Pharrell hat.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, may apps.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: For some reason, I was really hoping that you were
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: going to say it's like a cowboy hat with a
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: propeller on top.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: And I don't know why.
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: I was also thinking airborne like planes, So I was
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: like a like imagining podcast plots. I probably would I
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: would have seen one of those more than likely growing
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: up in Texas. If that's that's a curveball, I grew
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: up in Texas. Isn't that range here out of his mouth?
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say that must be a gang
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: or I'm having a stroke.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: Born at Baylor Hospital in Irving, Texas. And and I
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: have no connection to Europe partly at all. My mother
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: is is Panamanian, so I'm half a Panamanian and half bastard.
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: I suppose people always have Matt say things like a regano,
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: things like that, yeah.
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: Aluminium show.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Could you just say yeehaw for me as.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: A long little doggies in a in an actual text,
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: just however you feel, however you usually say. However you
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: when you ride your horse to work, how do you
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: say yehaw? We are not nearly in a large enough
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: room for a true ye That's.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: So fair, and I appreciate I appreciate you looking out
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: for us.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: And if you want to hear us, do yeehas in
• 46:53
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• 46:56
  Speaker 2: then we can get a larger room.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: I thought you were gonna plug the venue for the
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: live show. You know I should have done. That would
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: have been a better plug. That is a large room.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: All right, that's the end of round one. Thank you
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: so much. Players.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Let's ask the great Detective himself to calculate the later scores.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Buiroo the Great Mouse Detective.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: It may come up, it might come up.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I thought that when he mentioned Basil, I was like,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't even mention the Great Mouse Detective.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Citrus Radio are on five points, whores of the Assavill's
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: are on seven points thanks to the hats excellent, some
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: good hats And now we get to the bullshitting.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Now happens.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Now the bullshitting begins.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: I completely lost my any sort of lead that provided
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: you've secured the two point lead based on hats up,
• 47:51
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• 47:55
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• 48:00
  Speaker 4: What a deal.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: So you after this.
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: Next time, I can do the read British and then
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: they'll they'll believe that's true.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: I'll get you read the next read. I'll text you
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: over the copy fantastic.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: I hate that. I was about to make a joke
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: net they're both so British? Which one do I shoot?
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Do I tell the difference?
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: If we're both British, will say both of us.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: It was a wild because you're a Canadian.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: I've even handled the.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Gun okay round two is called Watson's Diary.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: No, it's not my.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: Little Book of Horrible Secrets.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: It's a game where our players will compose some first
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: person John watson diary entries, one word at a time,
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: back and forth between teammates.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Each story must begin with dear diary.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: So there's your first two words, easy, and then the
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: word the prompt Watson to open his diary will be
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: decided by the spin of a wheel. We have a
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: wheel the words. Let's have a look at the words
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: on there. We have murder, brilliant, tobacco, hounds, ghosts, queen, Victoria, discovery,
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: and throbbing. Those your words that will be the inspiration
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: for the diary entry. You will compose points for making
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: us laugh, language accuracy, and really getting into the perspective
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: of the good doctor whatever that means. I don't really know.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: I've read like three of them. Okay, so we are
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: going to begin, I think with our improvisers. I think
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: we should make our improvisers go first. That's fair, sowse
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: of the assavills. Let's find out the word that will
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: inspire your diary entry. It is discovery. Discovery is the
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: word that inspires your diary entry. Take it away, dear Diary.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Today I discovered a and it was grand and also robbing.
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: Sherlock peeled away embarrassed. How could he? No, my goodness,
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: say it? Uh, there's the obvious one. Certainly fine penis
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: so large and small.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Together we discovered each other.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's lovely stuff.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: No surprise that the first one already turned into some
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: homes on Watson Action.
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah gotta you wrote quite a bit of oh yeah,
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: and I read quite.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: A bit of We're in our Wheelhouse.
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: I actually graduated from from AO three reading there, and
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: then I exhausted those materials and I moved on to
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: Erotic literature dot com and then another site that I
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: don't I'm not even sure I can legally say so.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: I like how horny that got you.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: I did notice you used another word from the wheel
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: you through throbbing in there always good to be inspired.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, I'm like, that wasn't another word,
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: damn it. They're so good.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: They know all the words and some.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Sentence flow issues in the middle maybe, so I can't
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: give you the full five, but I'm giving you four
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: out of five points because that was very strong. That
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: was a very horny start to these fanfic proceedings.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: It was just so big I struggled to get the
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: penis out of my mouth.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: So we've all been there, man, we've all.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Been Okay, let's have another John Watson diary entry, this
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: time from Citrus Radio. Your word is throbbing, so take
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: it away whenever you're already. You know the two words
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: that starts.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: Let's hear it, dear diary. Yesterday we discovered Queen Victoria in.
• 52:19
  Speaker 8: The water with a stable say it boy, Hoomst.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: Hoomst had a throbbing erection.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: She was thrilled to touch hearts with such such such
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: I weirdly put it, I make a in and out
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: of an accent, a strapping harry lad.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna stop it there before it becomes
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: treason for me and my people. I love that John
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Watson's diary entry is watching Queen Victoria in the water
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: have it off with a stable boy.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: And that stable boy, Prince Andrew.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: I loved it.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: It wasn't very it wasn't very homesyan, but you did
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: use lots of words from the wheel as well. You
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: threw Queen Victoria in there. I'm going to say four
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: out of five as well. I was toying with three,
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: but I liked that you got the good queen of
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: the era involved, and that.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: She got herself involved.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: She was up to no good.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: It was emotional. Man.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: All right, Let's hear one more piece of fan fiction
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: from each team with one of these diary entries from
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: that horrible dr John. Okay, we have murder, very very classic,
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: very I think classic home story.
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: We can make that horny.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, the AO three tagline, we can make that
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: horny murder murder, keep it there, keep it there, Okay, okay, okay,
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: the words are visible.
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: Dear diary murder made a brilliant appearance. I found myself
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: in a room build with tobacco and hounds and ghosts
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: and Queen Victoria is two words.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I use the colloquial if if it's in British,
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: the Cockney version, got it.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was holding a knife.
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: Sexy.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna end it there because you've you've already brought
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: so many of the rules. But I love it, and
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: I love the idea that it just ends with sexy.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: After saying I can make this horny sexy, I thought
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: that it.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: Was gonna be like murder is horny done.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to stick to the rules of the
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: sign of the four and also give you four points
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: again for this one. It doesn't quite wow me in
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: a in a way that is like when the part
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: of the mystery is discovered and we go aha and
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: get five points.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: But it does. You made me laugh.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: I can't deny that just by listing off the words
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: on my stupid wheel.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: So food, are there any unused words left? I can't
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: read it from here? Uh no, no, we use them all.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they They went ahead and used them
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: all there. But we can see what your word ends
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: up being.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: And seconds it's fine your words.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Do you know what?
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Because all the words have been used, your word is
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: also murder. We're going to hear back to back murders.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Take it away whenever you're.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: Ready, dear Diary. This weekend, Holmes discovered a the robbing.
• 56:31
  Speaker 8: Murder aboard the carriage.
• 56:39
  Speaker 9: Owned by none other than himself, A fat mystery dripping
• 56:57
  Speaker 9: with mysterious energy.
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: Maybe he did it?
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: That is genuinely a good start to a Sherlock Holmes story.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: I feel like Watson questioning whether is Holmes the murderer.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: Of the mystery in his murder carriage.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: Look, there was a horny undertone to it, but the
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: important thing for my heart is that you never crossed
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: the line and you produced a genuinely great piece of
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Sherlock Holm's fan fiction.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: There.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to say five out of five points. Oh,
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: thank you, brending the sign of the four. All right,
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: that is the end of the round. Thank you so
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: much for your fan fiction. It will be preserved for
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: all time. Let's ask Watson to calculate the latest scores. Okay,
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: then I will thank you Watson. Citrus Radio are on
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: fourteen points, but still just about in the lead. Whores
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: of the Assavills are on fifteen points. Hold nah, come, Jeffrey,
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: I've messaged you via Discord. The next add link if
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: you'd like to, if you'd like to read it.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, we're going to sell so much whatever this ship is,
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: We're gonna sell so much throbbing mysteries, damn it. Social
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: casinos are crap, you have.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: That's that's all I've got that.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, you could say back soon afterwards if
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: you want to throw on it.
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: Round three next after these ads for locks and homes.
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: We'll be right back.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: God, we're going to sell so much good.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Genuinely, that like tone was very much the end of
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: an audio book. The this has been a something something production.
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: Very very PREBS, BBC, PBS classic masterpiece.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Join us next time for a study in Scarlett.
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh we are, we are. Then we've got to
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: get the Cockney version in oh will we right?
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: But we'll be back soon. Round three is called Date Sleepers.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: It's the trivia game where the answer to each question
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: is a year in time. Each player will write down
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: the year they think a Sherlock Holmes thing happened, but
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: only one answer will be submitted per team. The answer
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: will be the average year between the two teammates, and
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Audro will help me calculate this because I'm bad at maths. Okay,
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: so here is the first question, that is for all players.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: I would like an answer from everyone. What year was
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: the first Sherlock Holmes story published.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Let's see if I remember my own monologue.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: I think Aldra said this about an hour ago.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: I can tell you I'm working backward. So the cartoon
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: show for my childhood was from two thousand and one,
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: so it's before then at least got it.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: M you really narrowed it down.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: I would say, right, and write a year that's before
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: two thousand and one, I reckon, But he was.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: Around in twenty one oh three. Well, I have put
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: numbers on a screen, and that's as close as I'm
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: gonna get.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Everyone got an answer for this? Yeah, okay, So we're
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: gonna start with Citrus Radio. I think, Ben, what have
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: you put for this? Eighteen seventy three, eighteen seventy three,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: and Drew seventeen sixty two, seventeen sixty two, eighteen seventy three,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: and seventeen sixty two.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Udre that average is eighteen eighteen.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, So we got eighteen eighteen. There sounds good.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: Early Victorian, so early, it's so early not even Victorian
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: can say.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: I don't think Queen Victoria was queen yet.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: If you know, Conan Doyle wrote his first story at
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: the age of six, so.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: Probably wrote one, what a talent prove me wrong.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Let's find out what horse of Assivill's have, Jeffrey, what's
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: your answer for this?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 8: One?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: Eighteen eighty three, eighteen eighty three, okay? And Aldre eighteen
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: eighty seven, eighteen eighty seven, so with a bit a rounding.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Oh no, don't need to round it's eighteen eighty five.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: Eighteen eighty five is your average?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: The actual answer is eighteen eighty seven.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: Oh excellent, Nice Audrew remembered her monologue.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: Cheter, I clearly didn't listen to it.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: A grand achievement on my part.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Well, you get the point for being the closest, uh huh.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: And then I'm going to give another point because you
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: were within two years. So two points there. Okay, let's
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: have another question with a year as the answer. What
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: year did Sherlock starring Benedict Cumber, Hatch Green Chili Recipe
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: and Martin Freeman? But at what cost? What year did
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: that premiere on the BBC? How well do we remember
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: our recent history?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 6: Okay, after the past five years.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: I know nothing.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: Pandemic kind of messed things up.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: Well, it's also the show released like one episode every
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: like eighteen months, so it's hard to track when they
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: started it ended still airing Actually, yeah, episode two. I
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: believe they are still working on a new episode. They've
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: been saying for the last I don't know how many years,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: because it's been wrong.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say it's it's been done for a decade.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Gosh, i'd watch it if they did another one.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: But certainly they'll do Old Sherlock, won't they elderly?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Oh they will.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: They're both retirement age. He's grizzled, a grizzled Comba match.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: He's kind of grizzled, like maybe he's too busy scaring
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: children with his weird face.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: His mind has been taken by the opium and the
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: heroin and now walks and just leads them around, and
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: it's it's a mystery of who shipped my trousers nineteen minutes,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: BBC one. I just want the episode where he has
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: to deal with the penguins. We hear him say penguins
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: some more weeks hang wings.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: All right, whores of the Assavilles. Jeffrey, what have you
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: got for this one? I said twenty fourteen, twenty fourteen,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: Field three. I think it's the right era, Audre I
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: went two thousand and nine.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I have no idea.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: I'm assuming it was before I was in college, and
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 7: so I assumed.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: So rounding up, I think it puts us at twenty twelve.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's twenty eleven and a half.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the year of the world ended. Let's find out
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: the answer that that's up against.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: Drew. I got twenty fourteen as well, and I'm feeling
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: a lot more confidence. Suddenly, excellent we are and twenty thirteen.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: Wow, twenty thirteen, so we got a roundup. So twenty
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: fourteen will be the answer.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: There.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: We got twenty fourteen from Citrus Radio versus twenty twelve.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: I wish it was twenty thirteen, but it's not. It's
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: twenty ten twenty ten. By the scoring metric, I've got
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: to go with two points again excellent, excellent, but look,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: twenty fourteen is still pretty close. I'm going to give
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: one point to Citrus Radio as well, even though they
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: weren't the closest.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: You know what, the pitty point is five. We'll take pity.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: What's fine. It's okay.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: When the quick fire gets here and we have to
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: name people with debilitating opioid addictions, I.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: Assume to be people.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Dumb ass, you're both scutting so dangerously because there's no.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: Way it's just detectives. That'd be too simple.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: And we've done it twice already.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Shit, yeah, okay, let's have another year based question here
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: it is in universe.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: What year was Sherlock Holmes.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: Born in Show universe or in Book universe?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 6: In both universe, yes, but I love the idea that
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: in Show Universe, where it's set in contemporary London, it's
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: just like the Nintel seventeen hundred, still a little entire.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: He's a model.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: I just if it was Book Universe, I would look
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: pretty silly being like, I don't know nineteen seventy.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: This isn't doctor who no time travel unless you freeze
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: him in ice and then'll wake him up in a
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: few years.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: I guess works that happens in Sino Sherlock. Okay, we're
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: gonna start with Citrus Radio, Ben, what have you got
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: for this? Eighteen thirty seven, eighteen thirty seven versus Drew's I.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: Forgot what you're the first one once? Yeah, I thought
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: I was near it, But eighteen seventy.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Eighteen seventy, okay, eighteen thirty seven and eighteen seventy gives
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: an average of eighteen fifty.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: Actually I'm not.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 8: I'm not.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: I was fearing, as I showed mine that I might
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: be a little low. So I'm glad you.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: All right and moving on over to whares of the
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: asavills order? What do you what do you got for
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: this one?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: I did eighteen forty seven.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: All right, pretty close, Sam region Jeff.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: Earlier because I remember the books taking place earlier. That
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: could be completely false. But eighteen oh.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Three, eighteen oh three, okay, that gives you an.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Average of eighteen twenty five.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: Eighteen twenty five. Okay, we're in the right century.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: I reckon good at least eighteen fifty four versus eighteen
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: twenty five. We've got a very interesting occurrence that's happened
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: to you, Citrus Radio. You've put your minds together and
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: got the exact spot of Sherlock Holms three points.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: What come back?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: Incredible? Bravo, gentlemen, bravo. You needed it and you got it.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: Horrible for this medium. But I'm legitimately speechless. I have
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: no joke. I'm just baskating in this weird moment. Ben
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: and I just shared our brains.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 6: Speechless.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: The next question, next question, next question?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: What your was Disney's The eight Mouse Detective released on
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: v HS. Oh goodness, I'm not looking for the theatrical
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: release date. I'm looking for it the first time it
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: was released on v HS.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, what was my I'm just trying to I'm trying
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: to remember my age when Fidget the bat jumps out
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: of that like baby carriage thing and he has the
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: thing on his ah and he scares a little girl.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 7: Okay, how old did I feel in my spirit? I
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 7: felt ninety in my spirit.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: But I was probably not that age post nineteen nineties
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: before two thousand. Yeah, twenty year range. Yeah, I was
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 6: playing the exact same game. The Rodra being like I
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 6: owned the DBA doesn't press.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: I'll have it.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: I've decided the age that I think I was same.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, well let's start with Whores of the Assavills. Jeffrey,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: what if you put for this? I'll put two thousand
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: and three, two thousand and three. VHS is still kicking,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: still going strong. In two thousand and three, DVDs happened,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: but it's still there.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: Oh we still had DVDs way later than I mean VHS,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 7: way later than we are.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: I put two thousand, around two thousand, around two thousand.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Just because we've all heard Audra's commentary here, I am
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: going to check in at this point it was first
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: released on VHS. Not when you remember being scared by
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: Fidget the bat.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't. When we don't have actual knowledge,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: we must rely on our sensory.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: You're absolutely correct, and I'm just clowning on you because
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: I am now going to clown on these two for
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: being old.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: And therefore I.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: Actually feel like I have I'm slightly favored here because
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: you looked at my personal connection and you said, oh great,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: and you looked at her personal connection and you said, oh, well,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: that's shit.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: Let's move on. So I'm feeling good at this point.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: It's just two thousand and three was so wild that
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: I couldn't even address it. All right, let's let's your
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: forges two thousand and two.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeas and two, because yes, three divided by two
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: is one point five.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: Round up, round up, two thousand and two. Ben, what
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: if you put for this well.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: In my time, ravaged, ravaged memory, this movie was like
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: pre Disney Renaissance. But I'm not sure that's true. So
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: I put nineteen eighty six.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: Nineteen eighty six from Ben there and Drew.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: I went a little more a little more recent than
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: Ben did, but still a little older than everyone else.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: I went for nineteen ninety seven.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, nineteen ninety seven.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: I feel like it was one of those vhss. I
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: had quite young, so around six would have been when
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: I was being scared of bats and carriages.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: That's the age that I estimated for myself.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: So we got nineteen eighty six and nineteen ninety seven.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: Ninety two puts the average at nineteen ninety two, got
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: a ten year spread, ten year spread. One of them,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: the VHS was king, but one of them the old
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: DVD come rolling into town, not in my house. All right, Well,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: the actual answer, I can't believe this has happened twice
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: in a row.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: It's nineteen ninety two.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: This game, you're telling me, I never.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Deductive three points the citrus radio.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: That's if I wasn't so impressed.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: Being old? Is how we win this ben it's by
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: one strength and it's and then there's the bonus round
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: after this, right yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, there's oh there's
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: still there's still chance.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Actually there's one more question in this round, okay, and
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: it could be any one's anyone's game. Roughly, when did
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: humans begin actively cultivating opium crops?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 6: And this is a this is a rough estimator, right,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 6: so not just when like a random farmer wandered into
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 6: a burning field and got high at.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: The time of his life, not that one time, but
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: when there's evidence that it was being cultivated as.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: A cropitimately, legitimately, I have a point of reference for this,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: but I can't pull the date out of it though.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: It's killing me now.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to remember other anchor points of history, like
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 7: gunpowder teas when teas were cultivated. But my decimals are off,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 7: and so I don't know if it's like I don't
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 7: know how many zeros and so we could go awry.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: That's fair.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: I mean you're on the right track though, because gunpowder
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: and tea coincided with the British Empire, and the British
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: Empire crumbled China by trading compium, so roughly in that
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 6: time area.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: It feels right. But oh, my decimals book. Okay, let's go.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: I think you could probably round it off to the
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: nearest year and it'd be fine.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: That's a great tip. I think I'll just do a
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: round year. You don't want the months.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: At six fourteen pm on January ninth.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Well, we've had our hat knowledge, but how's our agrarian
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: history it's not. Let's let's find out from our current
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: star team, Citrus Radio, who are on something of a streak.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: Drew, what year have you put for this?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: Seventeen oh two, seventeen oh two, Ben, this seems late
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: to me. I put six hundred and thirty one and
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: six three to one, and just to check that both, Eddie, Yes.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not about going earlier than that. But it
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: was a big chunk of time there. And I got
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: no fucking clue.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: That fellow named Jesus, he had a lot of weird visions.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: I think it was a right around that time. The
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: fourth Wise Man gave him opium.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 6: He was the wisest of them all.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: One one sixty seven one one six seven all right,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: eleven sixty seven.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Well when all dogs went to heaven?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Uh huh oh.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: From over. Yeah, dogs can't have chocolate, grape or opium.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: That's the three things you can't give a dog. Okay,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: holes of the Asavilles? Uh or trop What if you
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: put for this?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Not knowing anything, yeah, and hearing the two that have
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: come before, I feel a little silly.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: I did go bce you have BC.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: I went either T was invented in eighty or eight.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: Hundred BCE, and you went eighty.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: I went eighty to not go too crazy. But since
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: the other two were definitively not before the Common Era,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: we'll find out if that pays off.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: Well, well, well we'll find out Jeffrey.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 6: Neither based on actual And I asked Ben a question, Ben,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 6: what what nationality are you?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: Like? English and Finnish?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 6: Okay, but where are you from?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: Oh? Here?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: Oh good America? Okay, excellent, this will benefit both of us.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: Then I wrote down seventeen seventy six, both as a
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 6: protesting because I have no fucking idea.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: You've written down the most threatening four numbers you could
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: possibly give me.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 6: The best four numbers.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: USA.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: You came here, Yeah, yeah, chose us. If he's right,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: you have to leave, Matt. Oh goodness, Oh you Americans.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: That average is eight forty eight.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: AD, eight forty eight AD.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: So we're both in the AD with our average answers
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: here at eleven sixty seven AD versus eight forty eight AD.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: Kind of deep in the Dark Ages. They needed it,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: that's so true.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: They did, or it.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: Caused the Dark Ages, we don't know.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: I'm going to give a point because obviously you're both
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: miles away. I'm going to give one point for being
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: closest to the wholes of the Assavilles because the correct
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: answer was three thousand, four hundred BC.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: Jesus, So that's before that's not that much farther after
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: agriculture then.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: Like we're not.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Almost.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: I don't know why. I was very much convinced that
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: it was the like discovery of opium as a crop
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: that led to the silk road. I guess they just
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: had it for a lot longer before the silk. It
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: was just the actual marketing.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I will say White people did a lot of discovering
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: and then writing textbooks to said that they discovered something
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: that people had known about for a long time.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, No, I was certain this happened on Asia somewhere,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: like this wasn't Oh yeah, I know this was this
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: was This was how China basically turned the British away
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: because they got them all fucked up on opium.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah mm hmm.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 6: Beer was discovered, I mean, like back in Babylonian time,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: So I mean that should have been more obvious.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I should have done the beer question.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: We should.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: He did love a drink as well, anyway, that's the
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: end of round three, let's ask Bendy Bollocks come Strawberry.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: To calculate the later scores. That was so back and forth.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Right at the start of that round, WHRs of the
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Assavilles were extending their lead, but then it was the
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: back to back triple points for Citrus Radio. The scores
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: are twenty one points to Citrus Radio, twenty points to
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: the Whus of the Assavills.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: Going into the quick fire, just know.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: We were ahead at some point this game, and I'll
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: I could die happy.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: But it can all change in the quick fire around.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: We know this before we get there. Let's talk prizes
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: this episode. Star prize is the concept of a problem.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: If you've got a problem with that, then the winner
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: will have two problems, three if you count me. But
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: our winning team will also receive a lifetime supply of
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: o PM excellent four days worth, four days, four really
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: good days. Okay, up next is our crucial quick fire around.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: After this final set of ads, shall I read this one, Jeffrey,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: or would you.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: Like to tweet that I think we should read it together.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: We should read it together?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: Okay together? All right, so I'll hold this up awkwardly
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: trade off or we can do No, let's try and
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: do it at the same time. We're going to start
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: with don't don't skip them. It helps us keep the
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: lights on, not that lights matter in podcasting, it keeps
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: the mics on.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: There we Go.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: I never would have assumed that there we Go is
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: written in a scribble, very honest.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: It's there. It's right there.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: Literally every word that comes out of my mouth, including
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: these ones, are written on the script, even the.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: Reactions to us.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 6: How I just know advertisers enjoy it when you say
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 6: horrifically inappropriate things just before the ad breaker.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, so the one that I.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 6: Had come up for for the lovely man that calculated
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 6: in our last round was actually bend your back coming buttons. Yes,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: that's the one I came up with.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: So a shout out to him. He's doing great work.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: He's doing great work, honestly, And now here's the good
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: people at Chumper Casino.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: Our final quick fire rounds will test our players broader
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: pop culture knowledge, and it's called the Treachery of audio.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: In this game, I will give our players clues to
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: a pipe smoker from pop culture history interest Okay. Those
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: clues will be in the style of me with a
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: massive pipe in my mouth. Careful, Jeffrey, put your pants
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: back on. I didn't have surely have them on in
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: the first place.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think I'll keep if I keep this in
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: my mouth. Does I read the instructions?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, And of course there's a classic gate Loopers twist.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: You need to each give your answer while pretending to
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: smoke a pipe and doing that thing the cartoon characters
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: do with pipes with the gotta give your answer as
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: a pipe smoker. I can already feel the saliva. It's
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: gonna be an awful It's actually the best American accent
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: you've done. You sound like an old radio announcer American radio.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: Announced Atlantic accent.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it happens as soon as I put a
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: pipe in my mouth. Now, let's uh, let's you pray.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: It's quick fire.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: This is so exciting. It's fire.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: So it doesn't by yelling out your team name. Let's
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: practice that.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Now horse, I'm just going horse, yell horse, and yell
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: citrus or radio. It's all good. So for example, let's
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: do a practice question. Hello, good fellow, I must say
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: I do like your pointy at got a lot of
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: small folk with you radio.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, you're that would be a gandolf for Gray.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: That's exactly correct. And then a ship made of smoke. Perfect.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: I think that's everything. You can I talk like this now.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: Apparently this isn't in the script. You can interrupt me
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: at any point, are you ready? Yes, Hello, good fellow,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: I must say I like your tattoos and eating spinach radio.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: I think that's going to be Jeffrey just yeah.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: I heard at the same time as I said it,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: which means he said it first.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 6: That's a good point what he said. I would say
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 6: that he's definitively popeye. Yes, sailor man, Yes.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: I'll take it. Bob out of sailing Man, very good. Yes,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: there was a I heard a pop there for pipe.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: That's good enough for me.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: It was very visually visually obvious, like the clickingmen I
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: come through with the microphones.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I realized, Yes, hello, good fellow, dressing gown for
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: a dinner party, bold move. Not very Victorian of me
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: to get in a with Yes, Ben, they are Hugh Hefner.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: It is indeed, Hugh Hefner, very good. He's very bad. Hello,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: good fellow. Are you old enough to smoke a pipe.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: Be careful on that river. Now mind your friend Tom
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: sid doesn't fall in, Yes.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: Ben Debbie, Huckleberry Finn.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: This indeed Huckleberry Finn used to know him. I'm going mad.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: We're all mad here.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Hello, good fellow. That's an awfully squiddy face if I
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: do say so myself. Yes, I am down game of ice.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: Yes true, that would be uh mister squid face himself.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: Davy Jones, Yes indeed Jones.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, I gotta I gotta lock in.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: Yes you do, Sure, I gotta shoe lock in, same
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: pun as the start of the recording.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: Very good.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, hello, good fellow and good Catholic. You wrote a
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: lot about pipe smokers, didn't you when you were coming
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: up with your little elves and your maps horse.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: Yes they R R.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: Tolkien.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, it is indeed J. Tolkien. Very good.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: I really wanted those sounds to come through.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: They're fishing here.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Hello bad fellow, You anti Semitic piece of shit. Did
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: Quentin Tarantino show your feet in this movie? I can't remember.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: You're not glorious, You're a bastard. Fuck I'll take the
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: name of the actor.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: I'm rob that try to the case of radio did.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: You buzz in, Jeffrey Horse?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: I think Jeffrey first.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 6: It's just on a limb of Hans Lander.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: It is indeed Hans Lander. Yes, and I see a
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: pipe in your hands, so I will give you the point.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: Not at all what I was good to say. I
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: was like, wasn't that movie?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: Hello, good fellow. I'm just going to say it's straight up.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: You have too many dogs. Dalmatians are cute and all,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: but Horse.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, Jeffrey.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: Do you need a specific name?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: There's a specific character in this film?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 6: Oh does it count for both of us? If I've
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 6: buzzed in?
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: If Audra also buzzes in, yeses yes?
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: Oh wait, I thought he was waiting for him to guess.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: Pong goes Dad.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: I'm going to need the name of father Citrus, Yes, Ben.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: John.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: I like how we waited for the surname.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: It's not John no Horse yes, or William Douggington.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: It's not doing You are right with Dodgington though no
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: nobody knows this one.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: Citrus, Yes, Ben George.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's an excellent Victorian name, but it's not the
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: one I have here. The correct dancer is Roger.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: Roger God damn it you Roger would Yeah, definitely one
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: of my my childhood crushes.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: All right, next one, Hello, good fellow, you make a
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: mean plate of spaghetti out West assassin extraordinaiy stand off,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: quick draw legend.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: You're good, You're bad, You're ugly? Oh, yes, you're afraid goodness?
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: Is that?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 7: I know?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: I can't, I know it is no in short now Yes,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: ben Ah, Clint Eastwood or the man with no name.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: No, that's not who I'm looking for. The pipe smoker here, he.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: Smokes cigarette pores. Yes, Oh, what was it?
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: Dark holiday?
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: It's not dark holiday. But that's a good guest. Yeah,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: the answer is angel eye. I would have also taken
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: Lee van Cleef, the antagonist from the Good, the Bad,
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: and the Ugly. Oh. Next up, there still three more
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: of these, and't my tongue hurts? Hello, good fellow, I
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: too am dreaming of a white Christmas. Yes, Jeffrey been Crosby. Yes,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: and you're still holding a pipe, so that's allowed a hello,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: good friend, Another Christmas man.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: Like, Yes, Drew is a good old saint Nicholas. I'm
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: so sorry.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: I know he smokes a pipe, but that's not who
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking of. I like your button nose. And yes, Jeffrey,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: is that.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 6: That's Frosty the snowban, isn't it. It is indeed Frosty
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 6: the Snowman.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: Very good, very good.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: It feels very cultured to be in this room right now.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: Ah.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Christian mythology. Hello, good fellow. Oh you want
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: to do what to your mother? I won't be laying
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: back and taking to you, talking to you about anything.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: Don't try and psychoanalyze me. That's gonna be so tough.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: That's gonna be at the exact same time. Did you,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: honestly policy did you hear Audra before you guys said it?
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: Or was it at the same time.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: I definitely beat Ben to the punch, I know that much,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: Adre and I I I honestly it was. It was
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 4: so close. But I feel like that means that she
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 4: was quicker. That does delay work, I forget.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: I think it might mean you were quicker if it
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: was dead on me. So I'm gonna I'm gonna say
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: Drew for this one.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: That's fair?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: Would that be penis? I mean Freud?
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, it is indeed Sigmund Freud. Very good, All right,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: quick before the buzzer. Hello, good, fellow back from the
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: war and ready to help a detective. A So are
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: you yeah, that is question, Doctor John Watson. It is indeed,
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: Dr John Watson.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: That's a buzzer.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: Oh do have to do that any I Also, before
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: we get the scores, I need to put a little
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 4: as horror has got more British every time.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 6: It so very harsh and then really softened out there.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: Oh that was such a good quick fire around getting
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: in answers, very close stuff. But before we get to
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: those final scores, I'd like to thank our players. You've
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: all been elementary. I've been Watson kind of works genuinely.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. This was a blast, Ben Space Auditis.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: Where can people pick up issues one through three? If
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: you're fantastic sci fi comedy, Comic.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: Space auditiescomic dot com it is. It is there, and
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: it's also on Drive Through Comics and Global Comics as well.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: Nice links below in the description and geek Exploration.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it exists. It's a thing.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 5: We're talking about doing one more episode at least at
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: some point here, but you know, John couldn't even make
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: it to this, so I don't know.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: Shout out John. Thank you, Ben, You're a fantastic player.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: Check out Space a disease. If you're listening to this
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: and you've not read it yet, please do.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, please go read it. It's phenomenal. Like I'm mad,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: there's not more issues likely bummed, John your shit together, Man.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: And Drew carrying Waywood is so close to returning right, Yeah.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: We are.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: We are actively in the process of releasing. We're at
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 4: the time of this. We are. We are in the
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: first half of season nine. Episodes are coming out. Uh,
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: there is new content for the first time in the
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: several months. We're taking a little Christmas break, but we
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god? If they have a Christmas special?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, fantastic and uh press play. I believe the
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, you already broke the man. You don't. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: That that was the episode that broke him for sure?
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey, you are in a new improv group here in
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  Speaker 2: When do you guys perform? And is there anywhere online
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  Speaker 6: We open up for whimsicult. I believe it's the third
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  Speaker 3: I believe it is the third Saturday.
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  Speaker 6: Of We open up for them. We do sort of
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  Speaker 6: Let's see. You can follow us on Instagram. I believe
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  Speaker 4: Accolades, or.
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  Speaker 3: Promote whatever you want to promote.
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  Speaker 6: published piece of the moment. It's an anti censorship play
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: See is great? Yes?
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  Speaker 6: Self distress, yes, yes, yes. And then I'll just mention
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  Speaker 3: Oh nice, nice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll absolutely add that to the show notes as well,
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  Speaker 2: so people can follow your wife and her art.
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  Speaker 4: If anything, you should have her on here. She is
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well offer accept it, although I would like to
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  Speaker 2: come back fantastic. Thank you so much. Jeffrey links to
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's get to those final scores. Yeah, please,
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  Speaker 2: very excited, so back and forth pause of the Assavils
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  Speaker 2: finish on twenty six points and they win because Citrus
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  Speaker 2: Radio finish on twenty five points.
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  Speaker 4: So good, you know what that being that close? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: the right team won, the team that should have won one.
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  Speaker 4: But I at least feel good about losing my only one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we put up a good fight for you know what,
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  Speaker 4: we lost because a fucking Santa Claus, that.
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  Speaker 8: Fuck.
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  Speaker 4: He always me a point. He's had it out for you,
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  Speaker 4: drew your whole fucking life.
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  Speaker 6: You can ask for a point for Christmas. I'm sure
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  Speaker 6: it'll arrive. And does he know I'm Jewish?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Can we get seven points for Hannakha instead? Here
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  Speaker 6: Did you want me to read that last line as well?
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  Speaker 3: You trying to get the clean read.
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  Speaker 4: What was it?
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  Speaker 6: It was?
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  Speaker 3: There is nothing more unesthetic than a policeman.
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  Speaker 6: There is nothing more unesthetic than a policeman.
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  Speaker 4: Very coo. There's nothing more anesthetic than a police There's
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  Speaker 4: nothing more.
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  Speaker 1: Policeman.
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