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Why Parenting Feels Like a Broken Fridge | Stay Outta My Fridge · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: Nobody warns you about the fridge. They warn you, as
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  Speaker 1: a parent and as an adult, about kids screaming in public.
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  Speaker 1: They warn you about sleep deprivation, they warn you about
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  Speaker 1: how fast time truly does move, But nobody ever pulls
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  Speaker 1: you aside and says, hey, one day, you're gonna stand
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  Speaker 1: in front of a refrigerator like it personally betrayed you.
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  Speaker 1: Because at some point, the fridge stops being an appliance
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  Speaker 1: and it starts to become a personality test, a stress test,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes even a crime scene. And it always happens the
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  Speaker 1: same way. You open it, You stare and you think,
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  Speaker 1: how do we have this much food and nothing to eat?
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  Speaker 1: That's when you realize parenting isn't about raising kids. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: it's about managing food expectations for people who change their
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  Speaker 1: minds every eleven minutes. This is the Stay Out of
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  Speaker 1: My Fridge podcast podcast where you have a dad, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: a daughter, sometimes just a dad, sometimes daughters, but either way,
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  Speaker 1: we talk about life. We talk about fridge, and we
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  Speaker 1: talk about the things. That's pretty relatable because we're not
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  Speaker 1: the only ones that live the life that we do.
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  Speaker 1: You're thinking, who is it just gonna be mad? Is
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  Speaker 1: it just gonna be Beard Laws this episode. Well nope,
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  Speaker 1: joining me back in the studio for the first time
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  Speaker 1: and what feels like forever, the one the only Lah.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, dude?
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  Speaker 2: Nothing really?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing? Really, it's cold outside my room. You always say
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  Speaker 1: you're cleaning your room and it never gets done. Actually
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  Speaker 1: when today, like you already started or this is just
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  Speaker 1: the plan.
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  Speaker 2: No, I've already started.
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  Speaker 1: Because this is what's gonna happen. You're gonna say you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna clean your room. You're gonna put on YouTube, You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna put a bunch of stuff in the hallway, and
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  Speaker 1: it's just gonna look like a snow Nato went off,
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  Speaker 1: but with clothes and toys.
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  Speaker 2: Right, I'm getting rid of a lot of toys and
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  Speaker 2: clothes actually right now.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting, that's good because all you've been doing is hanging
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  Speaker 1: around shooting me with a NERF gun and a bullseye
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  Speaker 1: that you can't hit.
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  Speaker 2: But interesting, Right, what else all the stuff that I'm
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  Speaker 2: like getting rid of, I'm donating.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna donate it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure you, but I want to donate though.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, if anybody knows where we can donate it,
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  Speaker 1: let us know, right, all right, yeah, okay, cool, trying
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  Speaker 1: something a little new, a different setup, so hopefully this works.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully it sounds good, right yeah yeah, what else is up?
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  Speaker 1: You had your first basketball tournament. That was fun, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was a little bit of a booster tournament. There
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  Speaker 1: was eight teams and what'd you think? You had a
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  Speaker 1: lot of fun. Yeah, yeah, what was fun for you?
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  Speaker 2: I think the funnest part was probably that we went
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  Speaker 2: to the championship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I went to the championship. But it's silver bracket.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. Played hard, worked hard, some good stuff,
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  Speaker 1: some ugly stuff, but just in the just in a
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  Speaker 1: couple of games, you really evolved, So that's good. Getting
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  Speaker 1: mo better.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And you just had your Valentine's Day party and
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  Speaker 1: that was.
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  Speaker 2: Fun, right Yeah, it was really fun.
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  Speaker 1: Actually telt me about it.
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  Speaker 2: So we watched a movie movie Ramona and bezus never
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  Speaker 2: heard of it. It's based off a book.
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  Speaker 1: Never read it.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, we did that. We did our party off. We
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  Speaker 2: didn't finish it yet, but we started it. And then
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  Speaker 2: when Logan came, we did our like exchange and then
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  Speaker 2: we ate passed out the extras to teachers and.
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  Speaker 1: Would you eat a lot of food like what I
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  Speaker 1: mean your top three.
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  Speaker 2: Brownies No Bakes and Michaela's Moms.
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  Speaker 1: No Bakes nice, so double no Bakes brownie is high
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  Speaker 1: on the rating list for Isla. It's cool, no bacon,
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  Speaker 1: it's fun, so it was bacon. We made some brownies
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  Speaker 1: the other day. They're pretty good, right, you must not
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  Speaker 1: have been that great because I had to throw a
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  Speaker 1: couple away. Well and probably because you thought that they
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  Speaker 1: were gone, but they were just actually stored the right way,
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  Speaker 1: so our big dog didn't get them into them.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but they usually put them on the
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  Speaker 2: other side, but you put them on it.
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  Speaker 1: No, you girls decide to put everything on one side
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  Speaker 1: of the kitchen. I like things in certain spots on
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  Speaker 1: the other side of the kitchen, so you never think
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  Speaker 1: to look on my side. You only go to your side.
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  Speaker 1: Whose side's cleaner?
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  Speaker 2: Same?
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  Speaker 1: No way, my side is way cleaner. And if your
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  Speaker 1: side's cleaner, it's because I cleaned it. Did you know
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  Speaker 1: that there is a mean cleaning?
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you when you're older. But yeah, super cold.
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  Speaker 1: We're in an extreme cold warning and our winter has
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  Speaker 1: been really good. If you're into snow, cold and well,
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  Speaker 1: more cold snow right one through ten? How would you
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  Speaker 1: rank our winter so far? One being boy, this winter stinks.
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  Speaker 1: Ten be in. This winter's awesome. I love it. I
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  Speaker 1: want more of it. I want the groundhog to see
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  Speaker 1: his shadow. I get more winter.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna write it too.
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  Speaker 1: It's how come when the groundhog sees his shadow and
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  Speaker 1: it's sunny out, there's more winter. But when he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: see his shadow and it's not sunny out, then there's
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  Speaker 1: less winter.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get it either.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you think that is? Explain it as a kid?
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I would disagree with that because if there's
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  Speaker 2: a sun out and you see the shadow, and that
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  Speaker 2: should be more less winter because there's sun.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah, I don't get it. There must
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  Speaker 1: be a real reason why.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't get it either.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting.
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  Speaker 2: I rate it a too. I rated it at too
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  Speaker 2: because it's pretty bad outside. But the one part of
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  Speaker 2: it is that your dad always takes us to go well,
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  Speaker 2: Papa always takes us on me and the kids to
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  Speaker 2: go on a ride on the back of his four
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  Speaker 2: wheeler ranger.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, puts a couple sleds behind. That's pretty fun.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes we fall out, which is really fun. That's a
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  Speaker 2: really fun movie fallout because they were like running after
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  Speaker 2: it and we're going not because he doesn't even look.
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  Speaker 2: He's just and we're like, what, he's behind the house,
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  Speaker 2: the kid's house. Before they even he even realizes that
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  Speaker 2: you're gone.
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  Speaker 1: He's old. Give him a break.
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  Speaker 2: I realized, whoa did.
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  Speaker 1: You just call my dad old?
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  Speaker 2: You just did it too.
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  Speaker 1: Two wrongs don't make it right now, does it?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's move on. Let's go with the Let's
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  Speaker 1: go with the kind of the idea that the fridge
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  Speaker 1: is a museum of lies? What do you think I
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  Speaker 1: mean by that? The fridge is a museum of lies?
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  Speaker 1: What do you think I mean by it?
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff in it, that's.
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  Speaker 1: What you're thinking. Do you know what a museum is, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a museum.
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  Speaker 2: A museum is a place that has, like, for example,
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  Speaker 2: like dinosaur bones and stuff. It can be that kind
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  Speaker 2: of museum, a kid's play museum. There can be educational
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  Speaker 2: museums and things that are really old museums.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so the fridge lies to you, all right, it
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  Speaker 1: looks organized. What are you looking for? Let's look for
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  Speaker 1: it later. Okay, Yeah, because you lost a nail, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: which I don't get. You spend so much time and
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  Speaker 1: money on nails and they fall off within two minutes.
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  Speaker 2: No, I've had these on for two days.
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  Speaker 1: Already, two days. They went on yesterday, eight yesterday. It
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  Speaker 1: hasn't even been twenty how many hours are in a day.
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  Speaker 2: That's good though, because they have that's good.
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  Speaker 1: To spend all the time and money they have them
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  Speaker 1: on for less than a day is good.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's good that that was my first day
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  Speaker 2: of that.
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  Speaker 1: Because I have Osbourne, I I I I.
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  Speaker 2: I I.
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  Speaker 1: So you use what ozzie.
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  Speaker 2: Because I use a really a really cheap nail glue
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  Speaker 2: from because it's from like nail nail glues.
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  Speaker 1: Glue dot com.
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  Speaker 2: Nope, when I got like my nails at the store,
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  Speaker 2: it comes with like one of those little glue things
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  Speaker 2: in them. If you're a girl and you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean, try to like explain it because I don't
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  Speaker 2: really know how to explain it.
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  Speaker 1: Not a girl and I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I know, if you're a girl watching this, try to
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  Speaker 2: explain I don't in the comments so you can because
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how to explain it.
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  Speaker 1: So I have a theory, you're using cheap products so
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  Speaker 1: they fall off, and then you know, I find just
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  Speaker 1: nails everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, it's because when I get nails at the store,
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  Speaker 2: it comes with a little bottle like this bake and
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  Speaker 2: super skinny. That's my nail glove that I use, and
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  Speaker 2: it's not very good. But it really depends on what
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  Speaker 2: kind of brands you're getting anything brand, No, I.
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  Speaker 1: Just what's the question. Let's ask my phone. My phone
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  Speaker 1: knows everything. What's the question we need to ask? You
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  Speaker 1: just said, you know, if you're a girl, and you
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  Speaker 1: know leave a comment. Why don't we just ask my phone?
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  Speaker 1: My phone knows everything. No, like about Oh, my phone
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know anything.
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  Speaker 2: Figure like, so ask your phone to show you a
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  Speaker 2: picture of nail glue bottles dot com inside of nail
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  Speaker 2: glue packaging.
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  Speaker 1: Can you show me a picture of nail glue that
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  Speaker 1: comes in nail packages. This is what it showed me.
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  Speaker 2: It's like mini, like skinny Minnie. It's from it's like
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  Speaker 2: inside what nails that you would buy at the store.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever. So you're just trying to say the glue is
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  Speaker 1: cheap so the nails fall off. Yes, okay, Well why
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  Speaker 1: don't you instead of buying nails over and over, and
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  Speaker 1: this is dad and dude logic. Instead of just investing
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  Speaker 1: in nails over and over and over, why don't you
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  Speaker 1: spend the money and get a good glue and like
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  Speaker 1: one set of nails so that way you don't just
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  Speaker 1: put them on and they fall off thirty seconds later,
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  Speaker 1: Because that's what it feels like it does. You're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I just spen all this time, and then nail polish
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  Speaker 1: smells so bad, and then you come down here and
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  Speaker 1: just stinks up the whole house. And next thing you know,
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  Speaker 1: nails are everywhere and you're walking around with six nails
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  Speaker 1: and ten fingers. Why don't you put big nails on.
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  Speaker 2: Your toes because I can't wear socks.
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  Speaker 1: Why can't you?
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  Speaker 2: Because it would rip through the socks and it would
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  Speaker 2: be hard to wear. If you're going to do that,
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  Speaker 2: then I would recommend doing it during summer when you
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  Speaker 2: wear like foot flops.
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  Speaker 1: Do people do that? Do people put nails on their toes?
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  Speaker 2: They're special kinds of nails for your toes.
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  Speaker 1: Are they toenails? No?
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  Speaker 2: They're like that long for like a big toe so.
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  Speaker 1: You can climb a tree better or something. Why would
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  Speaker 1: you put them on.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, just to be cutesy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's cutesy at all.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know either.
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  Speaker 1: No, we're not doing that in this house.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do that anyway. Yeah, mister did it for prom.
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  Speaker 1: She put fake nails on her feet for prom.
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  Speaker 2: They were short, though, they were short, like they were
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  Speaker 2: a little French tips for her.
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  Speaker 1: French tips. Isn't that like how you do a hairstyle,
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  Speaker 1: you give French tips.
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  Speaker 2: No, French tips is like a nail that goes like
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  Speaker 2: I've done it millions.
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  Speaker 1: Of times, millions of times. So then they fell off
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  Speaker 1: millions of times and the dog probably Okay, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean now, No, I don't really care. Like,
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  Speaker 1: so she put fake nails on her toes for prom?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because she was wearing high heels for prompt and
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  Speaker 2: she wanted off because.
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  Speaker 1: Her because her date thought it would be cool. No, no, okay, anyways,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's dumb and I can't wait to make
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  Speaker 1: fun of her. Did other girls put them on there?
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  Speaker 1: Or she just thinking outside the box?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I wasn't there. Are you going to
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  Speaker 2: go to prom? Maybe with like a friend, but not
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  Speaker 2: with a boy.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's on record. Let's go on record. Eyla is
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  Speaker 1: not going to go to prom with a boy.
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  Speaker 2: I said, I most likely will not. I most likely
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  Speaker 2: will go with like my besties.
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  Speaker 1: And who knows who your besties will be. Maybe it'll
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  Speaker 1: be in a whole different school. Maybe maybe not. We'll
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  Speaker 1: see done, done done. All right, So let's go back
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  Speaker 1: to before where we were before we went on this
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  Speaker 1: tangent about fake nails and how dumb and expensive they are.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather have fake nails for the rest of
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  Speaker 1: your life? You get one package of fake nails every
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  Speaker 1: month or one package of football cards every month?
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  Speaker 2: Cards?
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  Speaker 1: So if I get you one pack of football cards
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  Speaker 1: every month, you'll stop with nails.
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  Speaker 2: How many are we talking of? Like? How many us
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  Speaker 2: in the football pack?
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  Speaker 1: Twenty cards in one pack? It's almost a card today?
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  Speaker 2: Or nails thirty pack?
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  Speaker 1: They don't come in those yes to do? I was like,
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  Speaker 1: don't you get twenty cards in one pack?
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  Speaker 2: Twenty packs? And then yes each month?
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  Speaker 1: All right? You could just say no to both. So
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  Speaker 1: you just negotiated your I've been watching mister Beast with you.
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  Speaker 1: I know how to negotiate. You just turned down an offer.
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  Speaker 1: You get nothing, you lose everything.
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  Speaker 2: I'll quit shay long fake nails. I'll do like paint nails.
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  Speaker 1: You can still paint your own nails, that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: And if I do my nails that month, I don't
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  Speaker 2: get a car packed.
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  Speaker 1: Them up and then one time you skip it, it's
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  Speaker 1: gone forever. No, yep, Well you should have read the
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  Speaker 1: rules in agreements. So fine, all right, she's quitting nails
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  Speaker 1: and getting no cards. Deal cool?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no to the twenty cards each month.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll see, okay, all right, So the fridge lies
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  Speaker 1: to us. We're going back to it. Sorry, everybody. It
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  Speaker 1: lies to us because it looks organized right most of
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  Speaker 1: the time, and it looks responsible. When you look at
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  Speaker 1: a fridge, you can potentially judge. Do you think you
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  Speaker 1: could You could kind of not judge, But do you
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  Speaker 1: think you could get a good grasp of somebody in
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  Speaker 1: their like the household and the rest of the house
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  Speaker 1: looking at just their fridge. So what do I mean
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  Speaker 1: if you have a messy fridge, do you have a
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  Speaker 1: messy house? Do you have a clean fridge? Do you
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  Speaker 1: have a clean house? Do you think they go together
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  Speaker 1: like peanut butter and jelly or do you think somebody
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  Speaker 1: can have a messy fridge in a dirty house and
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  Speaker 1: a clean fridge, or yeah, a clean fridge in a
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  Speaker 1: dirty house and a dirty house and a clean fridge.
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  Speaker 2: Dirty fridge and clean.
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  Speaker 1: House like peanut butter, and so you think they go together.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not dirty fridge with a dirty.
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  Speaker 1: House or a clean and clean so you think they
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  Speaker 1: go together?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Interesting?
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  Speaker 2: It depends if you have kids.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, so you think kids mess everything up.
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  Speaker 2: If you have a kid, then their room is probably most.
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  Speaker 1: Likely going to be dirty, you think, So why.
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  Speaker 2: Experience with myself?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your room is disgusting. Why do you think it's
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  Speaker 1: so dirty? Is it just lack of caring? Because I
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  Speaker 1: feel like you have the proper education on how to
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  Speaker 1: clean a room. Because let's give so, let's give the
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  Speaker 1: listeners a little bit of some context. So you were
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: within the last year or so, got a brand new room,
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  Speaker 1: perfectly spotless, clean, and then completely dirty. So then we
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  Speaker 1: spend some time cleaning it again and then completely dirty again.
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  Speaker 1: So I want to know, from kid to parent, how
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  Speaker 1: does it get so dirty? And why is there an excuse?
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  Speaker 1: I want the truth and nothing but the truth for me. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you I don't care about the nephews and nieces. I
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  Speaker 1: care about why your room is filthy? Have ever seen
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  Speaker 1: the show Hoarders?
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  Speaker 2: Kind of like it's because it's boring to clean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but wouldn't it be easier? Like I've told you before,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just giving off some parent advice in case
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  Speaker 1: somebody else is listening. Isn't it easier to take five
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  Speaker 1: minutes to put things away, to hang up clothes, to
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  Speaker 1: put the clothes away properly than having to spend an
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  Speaker 1: entire weekend cleaning your room? Little moments like me, I
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: come in when my clothes, I'm done with them, I
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  Speaker 1: hang them back up and put them in there. And
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  Speaker 1: everything has a spot and I just put it back
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  Speaker 1: in that spot and it takes minutes. But if I
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  Speaker 1: just throw them all over the place, then I'd have
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  Speaker 1: to spend hours cleaning up all the stuff that was
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  Speaker 1: just little minutes. It's probably the same amount of time,
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  Speaker 1: But why wouldn't you just do minutes instead of there?
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  Speaker 1: Did you fix the drawer mess that I asked you to?
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  Speaker 1: Did you fix?
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  Speaker 2: So?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: If I we're gonna end the podcast, I'm gonna go
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: up there The drawers are fixed?
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: The interesting I'm gonna go. Look, did you turn your
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: light off before you came down?
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Yep, I've been using my lamp all there.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: To turn your lamp off. Look at this, everybody. It
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: only takes a five hundred and twenty five dollars power
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: bill for the kid that turn the lights up.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: I've been turning them off.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, like for a day. I've been doing it all day.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: No, I've been doing it for like a week, a
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: week before I go to school.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: What was that? That's cool? Did you smell your breath
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: and ABC and disgusting?
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: No, it's because I had to, Like I know, actually
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: I think I had a sneeze. I don't really know.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: I think I had a sneeze.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Because interesting, all right, we're gonna take two seconds before
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: the episode is over, and we're gonna give shot outs
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: to the friends at the show, all of our you know,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: uh companies that we work with, and I'm gonna have
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: you do the ad read so tell us all about
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Live Bearded.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Live Bearded is a company that sells beard stuff for
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: your beard.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't say.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: And in that beard stuff, they have a bunch of
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: different like stuff for your beard, like beard butter beard.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Ship, mm hmm. Beard. What else? Beard?
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Beard?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, girl.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: And they all smell good, spell different.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Do you know what which one your favorite is or no?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I don't think.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know the name of it.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know the name of it, but I think
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: it smelled like fruit loops and was cream.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the seasonal sentence.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Zeus, Yeah, that one was good.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I like, you're a big fan of that one. I
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: can't say anything because it's not released yet, but you
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: wait after the episode. I'm gonna go. Let you smell
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: the new scent that's coming out of the season all
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see if you like it. It's good,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: real good. So live bearded. What else do you guys think?
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: What's the code? You know the code that they gotta use.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Beard loss, beard beard loss?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you want everybody else to have a good,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: healthy looking beard, right, And it's not just for beards,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: do you take it? Sometimes put a little oil on
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: your skin, so what smells good, feels good. Puts them
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: in your hair.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hair, that's good too.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: That's good too. Are you a ro is actually.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Good for every hair? Like not your eyebrows, not your eyelashes,
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: but like your arms, your hair.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Especially during win when it's dry in the house dry outside.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Hands get dry from washing so much. Yours don't because
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: you don't know how to wash your hands. I do too,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: All right, what about squatch juice? Tell them about squatch juice?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: If you try it yet, I thought you took.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't try it. But squatch juice is in
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: the background if you can see it, there's a cup
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: right there.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: And if only listening, Yeah, squatch juice. Do you know
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: that you go to squatch juice dot com, slash beard
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: laws or use code beard laws don't save you some money?
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Do you know what? Do you know what the actual
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: reasoning is for the squatch juice and what it does?
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: It's good for you better than coffee?
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, because they have the energy and focus. But
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: the main goal too, is to keep you hydrated so
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: you can be mentally better, physically better. And hydration. Do
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: you know what it means to be dehydrated? Not like
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: beef jerky? What's it mean?
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Dehydrated is when you don't drink enough water or something.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or you sweat it all out. So this replenishes them.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: They have vitamins in them and they have different flavors.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Do you know what the flavors are? You don't do it?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Ample Mango, strawberry, Kiwi lemonade and watermelon are in the
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: hydration ones and also with the energy and focus, but
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: they have a whole just focus, no caffeine that locks
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: you in. Its kind of like coffee for kids without
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: the caffeine and everything. And it's all pina colada flavored.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: So do you think people should check out squat schus
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: thirty packets and any one thing?
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: And I think you should also go chuck out that bearded.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I think so too. And what was that new game?
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: We've been playing?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Golf, the golf dice game, also golf on his hat.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I got it. That's a fun game, right, really fun?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Why do you love it? We've been playing it honestly NonStop,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: haven't we that?
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: It's just so fun. I don't want to.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Explain it, but you should try it because they're on
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: a podcast and they're wondering. Well, I think you don't
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: have to explain how to play it. I'm just curious
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: why you love playing it with a family.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I love playing it with the family because it has
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: like it doesn't take very long and it's good for
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: hanging out with a family and getting closer to family members.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: And Sissy loves it, and Sissy never leaves her them
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: to come to games.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: And it can actually bring your family to come downstairs
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: and play it in what if you don't have stairs, well,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: come to play.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Come to play? Uh yeah, and I mean where we are.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Obviously it's winter, it's cold, so you can't go and
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: play golf, even though I like to hang out and
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: just practice my golf swing and somebody likes to make
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: fun of me while I do it. It's all you.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: But yeah, you guys can check it out. It's a
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: fun game. I love it. They're on Instagram Golf Dice
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Game or you can go to the golf Dice game
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: dot com check it out. No promo code, they're not
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: a they're not a like a sponsor or anything like that.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: We don't get any money for saying that. I just
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: genuinely love it, and so do you. So I just
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: want you guys to have fun. And the other thing,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: did you see what I just got today with a
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: beard in the back? Did you see what those were?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I waited on the show so you could you could
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: react to them. Did you see what they are? Do
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: you know what they are?
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: All of them in the kitchen when you were on
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: boxing them. But I don't know what they are.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: They are bro picks. So it comes in this cool
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: little like metal travel case. You can put it on
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: your keys. You know what they are? What they are
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: bro picks? You know what a bro pick is? No,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: it's an amazing toothpick. Wherever you go, a lot of people.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Have you seen a lot of people just chewing on toothpicks? Yeah,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: so you just chew on a bro pick or if
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: you need to get some stuff out of your teeth,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: you're just nice quality smooth wood.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Chip, or you can stick it in the beard to
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: get out the food that you do.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: That's what I wonder. How many of these I could
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: fit in my beard?
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Million?
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I could do a lot. I wonder. So bro picks
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: if you're listening, hopefully you are, but you guys can
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: definitely check them out. I saw them on Instagram and
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: I just kind of fell in love with them. I
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: had been a guy that would love to just kind
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: of chew on a toothpick every once in a while.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: And I love the case, I love the cause, and
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: you can just these are going to go in our camper,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: but there's also going to be stumbing the beard loss
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: to udo. But yeah, check them out bro Picks I
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: saw him on saw on Instagram follow them. Got some
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: pretty awesome right Yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: So during the summer when we go camping, if we
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: even get to.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be pretty busy, aren't we.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but if we do, you're gonna bring those with you.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: You know it, guys. Check them out bro picks brand
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: on the Instagram. Pretty cool. Huh, those are the friends
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: of the show.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Anything else, make sure to be kind everybody.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: We're not done yet, we got like five more minutes.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Why do you want to be done? Interesting? I want
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: to I want to ask you this question. There was
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff that I was gonna do on here,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: but we just had a fun time, just free flowing chatting,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I want to know why
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: is dinner for us seemingly the hardest meal to come
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: up with? It doesn't appear that we can ever agree,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: or at least we rarely agree. You know what we
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: can come up with for dinner? Why do you think
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: it's so different? Or do you think it is the
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: toughest meal to plan in the house. Breakfast seems pretty easy.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: You just gotta get up, I have my routine, I
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: do my smoothie, or I.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Come downstairs and I come downstairs and eat a bagel
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: or a toast or something. Click.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just quick some you know, a sissy or them,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: grab a protein bar, a breakfast bar, maybe a pop tire,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Just quick meals and lunch.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: You're either probably on the go or you're at school
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: most of the year and you just have a lunch there.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: You guys just eat mac and cheese, like it seems
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: easy going. But there's never like a big dispute on lunch.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Why is dinner so difficult? If we were to sit
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: down at the table and be like, all right, what
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: are we having for dinner tonight? What's the answer that
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: almost everybody says.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Because dinner is like the only meal that we actually
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: eat together.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Which not all the time during busy sports seasons. But
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: when I go, all right, girls, what are we going
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: to have for dinner? What does everybody say?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Bezza?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: That'd be cool if everybody did. But no one week
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: gave he likes pizza, one week.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: She peels off for cheese. And Pepperona.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: No, you know what everybody says. I don't know that.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: We don't have that ales.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Sorry, try, that's not how I sound, is it my voice?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Your foot fall asleep? Everybody in the counter. Three, we're
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: gonnake your foot up. We're gonna wake up one, two, three,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: wake up. That's weird, all right? So why, in your
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: words as a kid, is dinner the hardest meal for
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: everybody to agree on?
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Probably because I don't know.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: That's a great answer. Maybe that's what the answer I
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: get when I ask what we're having for dinner?
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe because we're picky.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: No, that isn't Maybe you could have just said it's
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: because we're picky. You are probably the pickiest. I want
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: you to rank in order from pickiest to least pickiest
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: in our house. So there's me, Mom, you Eaves, and sissy.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Who is the pickiest eater coming in at number one? Pickies?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Let's go five, four, three, two one. Who's the least
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: pickiest eater in the house. Yeah, we'll pick it. So me,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: I'll eat anything, rarely say no unless it's a sweet potato. Okay.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Who comes in at number four?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: My sister?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, why would you say your sister.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Because I'm saving my mom for third.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Well, obviously, but my.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Sister eats a lot of things does even if she
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: doesn't even like Sometimes she'll be like, I don't love
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: prussels spouts, still gonna eat it. But my mom is
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: gonna be third because she has this thing where she
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: can't handle some textures.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, that is tough.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: So when she eats and she.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Doesn't like the text, no, no, no, can't do it right,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: she goes no.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: And she also can't eat at a late time. She
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: is really bad flexed.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, so there's five four three? Who's two?
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Avery?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Avery's too? What would land her at two? More picky
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: than your mom, but not as picky as you.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: She doesn't she doesn't eat the cheese on her pizza.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: She doesn't eat.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Some weeks, she does some weeks.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: She doesn't like some textures, doesn't like flavors. Maybe she's
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: just kind of picky.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: If it's not bell, try not get eaten. And number
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: one pickiest eater in the house goes to why would you?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Why would you say you?
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Because I'm gonna say it and I know it. I'm
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: very picky.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: It is true.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I don't eat a lot of things.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Why is it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't. I don't like a lot of things.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: But every time lately you've tried things and you go, oh,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: that's pretty good.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I know. At least I'm trying things.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I know, But then you have to keep trying them
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: and keep eating them because you're getting where you can't
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: just eat the same three things.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: But tomatoes, I cannot do tomatoes. I've tried, but I've
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: tried since I was three. I've tried tomatoes since I
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: was three.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: What about mustard hot sauce?
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Eat hot sauce on my noodles. I like it. But
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I used to tow on my fingers so much in
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: my sleep that I had to eat mustard and hot sauce.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: That sounds weird, Yes, it sounds wrong, and it sounds weird.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: But I would chew on my fingers so much that
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: these two that you were having, they can't see it,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: like my middle finger, my ring finger so much that
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: I put rubber gloves on.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: But do you know why it was a prob hairtie
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: because it was starting to affect your teeth.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, my teeth would get grinder.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: They were getting grinded down from chewing it and stuff
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: like that. So in order for her to stop, and
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: we trained her to stop, we would put on ofn mids,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: but I did.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: I decided to do this. I decided to put on
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: gloves and put a rubber band on them and then
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: put another mail on because if the oven mint falls off,
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: then I would have a backup.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: And then we would put mustard and hot sauce on
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: them sometimes.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Too, Yeah, because then I would be like because then
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the night, when I go in
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: the middle of and I start like putting, and it's
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: like a warning to stop.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: It seemed crazy at the time, didn't it. Yeah, someday
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: when you're a parent.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I remember crying so hard, because when.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: You're a parent, someday probably that mad super smart dude.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Unless my kids like sauce are mustard.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Which is absolutely possible. All right, I want to wrap
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: this up. All right, let's wrap this up. It was
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: fun right time, when you're having fun. Yeah, I appreciate
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: you taking some time out of your busy day, taking time,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: you know, from not shutting the lights off and cleaning
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: your room. We're gonna take a couple of minutes. We're
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: gonna put some stickers on. The sticker door, and yeah,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: we're gonna enjoy the rest of the day. Right, all right,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: who's gonna win the Super Bowl? Seahawks or the Patriots?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: You heard it here first, even though the Super bowls
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: over by the time this comes out, but she is
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: predicting it a day before. All right, well, let's have
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: ourselves day. I appreciate it. I want you to hit
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: us with an outro. You got an outro? Ready? Give
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: us a quote about a fridge. Got a quote about
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: a fridge.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: At the end of the day, make sure your fridge
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: is shut.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, I like it, because if it's not, then you
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: have pesky little kids running through it and stealing my
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: snacks and grabbing stuff out of there. And all I
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: gotta do is yellow is steal my bed. We'll be
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: back next week knocking.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Who's there?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: It's the podcast super Doors. Stay out of my fridge?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Well ready to store. Gotta tail a tale gonna make
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: you laugh and make.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: You smile, So fuck up, Tie, it's gonna.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: You're tying deep into your fish.
• 30:58
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• 31:02
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• 31:05
  Speaker 1: It really does help the show to grow. Thank you
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: for listening.