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- 0:02SPEAKER_00: Welcome to Between Two Generations, a father's son sports podcast, because raising a son is tough.
- 0:07SPEAKER_00: But debating sports is fate.
- 0:09SPEAKER_00: Now that's even tougher.
- 0:17SPEAKER_00: All right, welcome back to Between Two Generations.
- 0:20SPEAKER_00: Briggs, we are so amped for this week of college football.
- 0:24SPEAKER_00: Buddy, what is happening?
- 0:25SPEAKER_00: Saturday night in Provo.
- 0:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah, one of the greatest games.
- 0:28SPEAKER_00: I mean, nights maybe ever in Provo for sure.
- 0:30SPEAKER_01: Possibly ever.
- 0:31SPEAKER_00: I don't disagree with that.
- 0:32SPEAKER_00: Saturday night, the first time in this.
- 0:35SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
- 0:36SPEAKER_01: The whole Saturday is gonna be so hype, even this week.
- 0:38SPEAKER_01: It's fall break and Saturday, dude.
- 0:40SPEAKER_01: Saturday might is a loaded slate.
- 0:42SPEAKER_01: I mean, we got some crazy games going.
- 0:45SPEAKER_01: Oh man, I know.
- 0:48SPEAKER_00: I know exactly where Briggs is gonna be all day Saturday.
- 0:51SPEAKER_00: Right on the couch.
- 0:52SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's gonna be freaking good.
- 0:54SPEAKER_00: But here we go for today, buddy.
- 0:56SPEAKER_00: We've only got one topic that we care about today.
- 0:59SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 0:59SPEAKER_00: BYU against the Notre Dame fighting Irish.
- 1:05SPEAKER_00: For the first time in the 62-year history of Lavelle Edwards Stadium, buddy, this is the first time two top 10 teams walk onto that field.
- 1:15SPEAKER_01: Wow, that's crazy.
- 1:16SPEAKER_01: That's actually wild.
- 1:17SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:18SPEAKER_01: One of them.
- 1:19SPEAKER_01: Well, the problem is I don't feel like America thinks we're a top 10 team.
- 1:22SPEAKER_01: Even though we have the number eight right next to our name, I don't think the country thinks we're a top 10 top team.
- 1:27SPEAKER_00: People are just waiting for Notre Dame to beat us so they can be like, see, told you, go back to 15 where you belong.
- 1:31SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:32SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
- 1:32SPEAKER_00: We're gonna prove them wrong.
- 1:34SPEAKER_00: But here's the thing that's crazy, though.
- 1:35SPEAKER_00: One of the top ten teams has nine five-star recruited players.
- 1:39SPEAKER_00: The other one has zero.
- 1:40SPEAKER_00: Which one is which?
- 1:41SPEAKER_01: Notre Dame and then BYU is the one with zero.
- 1:44SPEAKER_00: That's exactly right.
- 1:45SPEAKER_00: So welcome to our show, guys.
- 1:47SPEAKER_00: This this is the biggest game BYU history.
- 1:50SPEAKER_00: We are gonna prove why Notre Dame should win it, or show you exactly how BYU doesn't let them win.
- 1:58SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:58SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 1:59SPEAKER_00: So here's we here's what we got on today's show today.
- 2:02SPEAKER_00: Okay, we're first gonna cover why Notre Dame carries so much aura.
- 2:05SPEAKER_00: Like what is the lore of Notre Dame?
- 2:07SPEAKER_00: We're gonna go into the history of that.
- 2:09SPEAKER_00: Pretty fascinating stuff there.
- 2:10SPEAKER_00: They deserve a lot of the respect that they are getting.
- 2:12SPEAKER_00: It's it's actually kind of impressive.
- 2:14SPEAKER_00: Uh, we're gonna hit what who are the top NFL prospects that everybody should keep their eye on this weekend?
- 2:21SPEAKER_00: Briggs hitting us with exactly why BYU in Notre Dame, what are the keys to victory for the good old BYU Cougars?
- 2:26SPEAKER_00: Nobody brings you the analysis like Brigham Wright, 13-year-old prodigy, just gonna say it.
- 2:31SPEAKER_00: Yes, I'm moging.
- 2:32SPEAKER_00: Wait, I'm glazing?
- 2:34SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:35SPEAKER_00: I'm glazing my son right now.
- 2:36SPEAKER_00: I'm not mogging my son.
- 2:38SPEAKER_00: No, you're just glazing.
- 2:40SPEAKER_00: Oh, which brings me up to another point.
- 2:42SPEAKER_00: Our Brian Briggs got a little special treat for y'all today.
- 2:45SPEAKER_00: Um, I'm pretty sure Briggs is excited about this one.
- 2:48SPEAKER_00: I tell you, uh, dad for sure is.
- 2:50SPEAKER_00: Y'all, we we are gonna hit y'all with a little bit of football analysis, generational slang style.
- 2:57SPEAKER_00: We're bringing back the dad versus son slaying competition.
- 3:00SPEAKER_00: Y'all, we are gonna slay it.
- 3:02SPEAKER_00: I'm totally gonna mog my son.
- 3:04SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh, I got that right, didn't I?
- 3:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I used that one right.
- 3:08SPEAKER_00: Okay, here we go.
- 3:08SPEAKER_00: Let's get into this.
- 3:09SPEAKER_00: So, welcome to Provo Notre Dame.
- 3:11SPEAKER_00: The uh we're gonna call this segment the lore of a giant.
- 3:21SPEAKER_00: All right, so Notre Dame is is college football royalty.
- 3:25SPEAKER_00: There was so much excitement about them coming to Provo and the fact that they're actually ranked.
- 3:29SPEAKER_00: This isn't the first time Notre Dame has come to Provo.
- 3:31SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 3:32SPEAKER_00: They came back in 2004, BYU whooped them, but Notre Dame at that time was kind of had some down years.
- 3:36SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 3:37SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 3:37SPEAKER_00: Guess guess guess who was at that game back in 2004?
- 3:40SPEAKER_00: You.
- 3:40SPEAKER_01: That's right.
- 3:41SPEAKER_01: Did you have your shirt off that time?
- 3:43SPEAKER_00: No, they'd already shut me down.
- 3:44SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
- 3:45SPEAKER_00: I had my shirt off for I think it was UCLA came.
- 3:47SPEAKER_00: That's that's when I had my shirt off, and then they uh they called us out and said we couldn't do that anymore.
- 3:50SPEAKER_00: Wow.
- 3:51SPEAKER_00: That's all right.
- 3:51SPEAKER_00: Moving on.
- 3:52SPEAKER_00: It was fun though.
- 3:52SPEAKER_00: I am officially a legend of BYU.
- 3:54SPEAKER_01: One of the great parts of being in a dry school.
- 3:59SPEAKER_00: You're exactly that name.
- 4:01SPEAKER_00: Be honest, are you proud of your dad for uh being called out at the Tuesday devotional at BYU Marriott Center by the president of the school?
- 4:08SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's sick.
- 4:10SPEAKER_00: What a W story, bro.
- 4:12SPEAKER_00: That was so good.
- 4:13SPEAKER_00: All right, so here we go.
- 4:14SPEAKER_00: So let me uh we're we're gonna get into the lore, break down the exact numbers.
- 4:18SPEAKER_00: Notre Dame is one of the most respected universities, as they should be.
- 4:21SPEAKER_00: So this is one of those games, not like Utah BYU, where we just trash Utah.
- 4:26SPEAKER_00: There is so much respectable stuff about Notre Dame.
- 4:28SPEAKER_00: You know what's kind of funny?
- 4:29SPEAKER_00: Like one of the side themes is BYU, or BYU is typically known as the LDS, the you know, Mormon school.
- 4:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
- 4:36SPEAKER_00: And and Notre Dame is the Catholic school.
- 4:39SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 4:40SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 4:40SPEAKER_00: Um kind of a fun bit of info, but did you know who was heavily recruited to go to Notre Dame?
- 4:45SPEAKER_00: Who?
- 4:45SPEAKER_00: Bear Bachmeyer.
- 4:47SPEAKER_00: Wow.
- 4:47SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 4:47SPEAKER_00: Really?
- 4:48SPEAKER_00: I actually didn't know that.
- 4:49SPEAKER_00: And they passed on Bear and they offered to a guy named Deuce Knight.
- 4:53SPEAKER_00: And so Bear Bachmeyer has had this game scheduled per his own words.
- 4:56SPEAKER_00: In a in an interview this year, he said he cannot wait to play Notre Dame.
- 5:00SPEAKER_01: Oh, I didn't know that.
- 5:01SPEAKER_01: That can actually feel way more confident about his game.
- 5:02SPEAKER_01: Isn't that awesome?
- 5:03SPEAKER_00: Bear because Bear Bachmeyer is Catholic, he's awesome.
- 5:05SPEAKER_00: He loves BYU, would never leave.
- 5:07SPEAKER_00: Um, but he definitely wanted to go to Notre Dame first before he even knew about BYU.
- 5:11SPEAKER_00: But here we go.
- 5:12SPEAKER_00: So here's the lore by the numbers.
- 5:14SPEAKER_00: Uh let's get into it.
- 5:15SPEAKER_00: So so Briggs, I'm gonna I'm gonna heavily, heavily glaze on Notre Dame, all right?
- 5:20SPEAKER_00: And I know that you are just a BYU fanboy, so listen, some of these numbers are hard to back off, but uh but you you can mog me here.
- 5:29SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to throw in all the dadsling I can.
- 5:31SPEAKER_00: What you're smiling over there.
- 5:32SPEAKER_00: What's going on?
- 5:33SPEAKER_00: Uh Did I say something wrong?
- 5:35SPEAKER_00: I can't it it's too long to explain.
- 5:36SPEAKER_00: I thought I just messed something up.
- 5:38SPEAKER_00: It would have been hilarious.
- 5:39SPEAKER_00: That's coming later.
- 5:39SPEAKER_00: Okay, here we go.
- 5:40SPEAKER_00: All right, Notre Dame National Titles.
- 5:42SPEAKER_00: They uh they have 11 national titles.
- 5:44SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's back when the dragons were roaming the earth, bro.
- 5:48SPEAKER_00: It has been a little bit of a while, but just check out these years.
- 5:50SPEAKER_00: So 1924, 29, 30, 43, 46, 47, 49.
- 5:57SPEAKER_00: Now let's pause there.
- 5:58SPEAKER_00: Just in that time span, that is more aura than Alabama of the 2010s.
- 6:02SPEAKER_01: No.
- 6:03SPEAKER_00: Yes, absolutely that is.
- 6:04SPEAKER_01: What 40s?
- 6:05SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 6:06SPEAKER_01: Well, okay, what do you mean?
- 6:07SPEAKER_01: Okay, do you know how to use aura, like actually correctly?
- 6:09SPEAKER_01: No, I'm just guessing here.
- 6:10SPEAKER_01: Come on.
- 6:11SPEAKER_01: No, so that no, that's you can't have more aura in the 40s than you do in the 2010s.
- 6:16SPEAKER_01: That's ridiculous.
- 6:17SPEAKER_00: But think about it at the time though, because like that was that was during World War II and everything, and Notre Dame was it, man.
- 6:23SPEAKER_00: Like, everybody was a fan of Notre Dame.
- 6:25SPEAKER_01: Everybody's everybody in Alabama, everybody knew about Alabama.
- 6:28SPEAKER_01: Not everybody was a fan of that.
- 6:30SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but not everybody was like a legit fan.
- 6:32SPEAKER_00: Uh like Notre Dame, everybody was loving Notre Dame.
- 6:35SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, because that's that's because the college football world was so small back then.
- 6:38SPEAKER_00: Even still, that's more aura per capita per percentage.
- 6:41SPEAKER_00: It it continues, though.
- 6:42SPEAKER_01: Do you know that?
- 6:42SPEAKER_01: Is there a stat on it?
- 6:43SPEAKER_00: But think about it 43, 46, 47, 49, that's five titles in a seven-year span, bro.
- 6:51SPEAKER_00: Like that is aura.
- 6:52SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's that's impressive.
- 6:53SPEAKER_01: And then it continues.
- 6:54SPEAKER_01: Who's even the coach?
- 6:55SPEAKER_01: Name one player or a coach.
- 6:56SPEAKER_00: Newt Rockney.
- 6:57SPEAKER_00: Oh, you gonna challenge me like that?
- 6:59SPEAKER_00: Newt Rockney, yeah.
- 7:00SPEAKER_00: From the movie Rudy?
- 7:01SPEAKER_00: The movie Rudy, our favorite, dude.
- 7:03SPEAKER_00: New Yeah, you know that part where he stands up as a little boy in his living room and he and he and he quotes the inspirational halftime speech.
- 7:09SPEAKER_01: That's the only guy I think.
- 7:10SPEAKER_00: He was quoting Newt Rockney's famous speech, bro.
- 7:13SPEAKER_00: Like we're gonna get into that later in the lore.
- 7:15SPEAKER_00: Wait, Newt or Newt?
- 7:17SPEAKER_00: Newt.
- 7:17SPEAKER_00: His name is Newt.
- 7:18SPEAKER_01: Make fun of the name all you want, but Newt is more aura than Nick Saban, Bryce Young, absolutely, dude.
- 7:24SPEAKER_00: If I was a head coach, I'd rather be Coach Rockney.
- 7:28SPEAKER_00: That's that's just aura.
- 7:30SPEAKER_00: That is straight MAGA Delulu Aura farming, no cat, mid-dog.
- 7:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 7:36SPEAKER_00: So we're just on national titles 11, right?
- 7:38SPEAKER_00: BYU, BYU, we love ours.
- 7:40SPEAKER_00: We got one.
- 7:41SPEAKER_01: We got one.
- 7:41SPEAKER_01: And it's actually during a solid time frame.
- 7:43SPEAKER_01: So I mean a memorable time frame, not the 40s, where everybody wears overalls, but you know, I mean Yeah, 1984.
- 7:53SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's fair.
- 7:54SPEAKER_00: That's fair.
- 7:54SPEAKER_01: That's when you were born too, right?
- 7:56SPEAKER_01: 1984.
- 7:56SPEAKER_00: I was.
- 7:57SPEAKER_00: It was a magical year for more than one reason.
- 7:59SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 8:00SPEAKER_00: Yo, daddy was born that year, too.
- 8:02SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 8:02SPEAKER_00: Not far, not not too many days after BYU pulled off this championship.
- 8:06SPEAKER_00: Did you know that BYU was the only unbeaten, untied team in America that year?
- 8:10SPEAKER_00: No, I no.
- 8:11SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm not surprised because they're the national championship.
- 8:14SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 8:14SPEAKER_00: But so Notre Dame, so they got 11 titles.
- 8:16SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 8:16SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 8:17SPEAKER_00: Title winning coaches, they've got five, right?
- 8:19SPEAKER_00: They got Newt Rockney, they got Leahy, Parsigian, Divine, and Lou Holtz, baby.
- 8:23SPEAKER_00: Lou Holtz was amazing.
- 8:24SPEAKER_00: Legends.
- 8:25SPEAKER_01: They have the worst teams ever.
- 8:27SPEAKER_00: I'm dude, Lou Holtz.
- 8:29SPEAKER_00: I'm going to show you a picture of him.
- 8:30SPEAKER_00: Um, he is a short, skinny man with big old glasses, and he talks like we like.
- 8:37SPEAKER_00: But he was aura, I'm telling you.
- 8:39SPEAKER_00: Like the guy was a legend.
- 8:40SPEAKER_00: Alright?
- 8:40SPEAKER_00: And we got Lavelle.
- 8:42SPEAKER_00: Respectful.
- 8:42SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we got Laval.
- 8:44SPEAKER_01: Sorry, what?
- 8:44SPEAKER_01: Did you just call Laval Rush respectful?
- 8:47SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
- 8:49SPEAKER_00: Yeah, absolutely.
- 8:50SPEAKER_00: Because our this is what I mean by that.
- 8:51SPEAKER_00: Our one coach is is equals at least half of Notre Dame's in Aura.
- 8:57SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 8:58SPEAKER_00: Right?
- 8:58SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 8:59SPEAKER_01: Nah, Laval Rachel of them.
- 9:01SPEAKER_00: Okay, so, but even still, five title winning coaches for one program, most universities have one, maybe.
- 9:07SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 9:07SPEAKER_00: You see what I'm saying?
- 9:08SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 9:08SPEAKER_00: Alright, Heisman winners, seven.
- 9:11SPEAKER_00: Tied for second most ever.
- 9:13SPEAKER_00: Right?
- 9:13SPEAKER_00: USC is the only one that has more, and they've got eight.
- 9:15SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 9:16SPEAKER_00: Okay, but here's where it goes deeper.
- 9:17SPEAKER_00: Top five Heisman finishes.
- 9:19SPEAKER_00: A lot of times we figure about the we finish we forget about the top five.
- 9:22SPEAKER_00: They have 27 top five Heisman finishes of all time.
- 9:26SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 9:26SPEAKER_00: B or U respectable.
- 9:28SPEAKER_00: We got seven.
- 9:29SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 9:29SPEAKER_00: B O U top five finishes.
- 9:31SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 9:31SPEAKER_00: Heisman runner-ups, they've had four.
- 9:34SPEAKER_00: Four?
- 9:35SPEAKER_00: They've had four.
- 9:36SPEAKER_00: So they had Bertelli back in 41, Joe Heisman in 70, Rocket Ismail in 90, and Man Taiteo in 2012.
- 9:42SPEAKER_00: Rocket Ismail, he's kind of got a fun, a fun story.
- 9:45SPEAKER_00: Notre Dame is still mad about this.
- 9:47SPEAKER_00: Do you know who Rocket Ismail lost to in Hint 1990?
- 9:51SPEAKER_00: Who who was BYU's Heisman winner in 1990?
- 9:54SPEAKER_00: I know you know this.
- 9:55SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
- 9:56SPEAKER_00: Yep.
- 9:56SPEAKER_00: So they're still a little salty about that.
- 9:58SPEAKER_00: All-time record of wins.
- 10:00SPEAKER_00: Check this out.
- 10:01SPEAKER_00: All-time record.
- 10:02SPEAKER_00: They've got a 73% winning percentage.
- 10:06SPEAKER_00: That's one of the greatest winning programs ever.
- 10:08SPEAKER_00: They are 974 wins, 341 losses, and 42 ties.
- 10:12SPEAKER_00: 73% all-time winning percentage.
- 10:14SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
- 10:15SPEAKER_00: That is incredible.
- 10:16SPEAKER_00: Um, most people consider their greatest greatest dynasty era the best of any greatest dynasty of any other college football program.
- 10:25SPEAKER_01: Really?
- 10:26SPEAKER_00: So if you even take the Nick Saban era at Bama, which is considered number two, it's second to this Notre Dame dynasty from 1946 to the 49.
- 10:35SPEAKER_00: They were 36 and 0 in two ties.
- 10:37SPEAKER_00: They had three national titles and two high schools during that time.
- 10:40SPEAKER_00: How is that greater than Nick Saban's era?
- 10:42SPEAKER_00: For that little time span, absolutely.
- 10:47SPEAKER_00: Nick Saban still still took losses in some of those seasons.
- 10:50SPEAKER_00: That's why.
- 10:50SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but it's 1947.
- 10:52SPEAKER_00: Okay, we can get into the generation stuff.
- 10:54SPEAKER_00: No, yeah, completely.
- 10:55SPEAKER_00: And I bet you think that my Kawabunga dude isn't nearly as cool a slang as your Aura Farming Six Sigma.
- 11:02SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 11:03SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 11:04SPEAKER_00: That's right.
- 11:04SPEAKER_00: That's right.
- 11:04SPEAKER_00: I don't even know what to say when you say that, honestly.
- 11:07SPEAKER_00: Coaching legends.
- 11:08SPEAKER_00: They got Newt Rockney.
- 11:09SPEAKER_00: He's got an 88%.
- 11:13SPEAKER_00: 88% uh winning percentage.
- 11:16SPEAKER_00: Best in football history.
- 11:18SPEAKER_00: Best winning percentage in football history.
- 11:21SPEAKER_00: Nobody beats that.
- 11:22SPEAKER_00: Not even Nick Saban.
- 11:23SPEAKER_00: By the time all the coaches are done retiring, Newt Rockney is still number one.
- 11:26SPEAKER_00: So if he's got better than an 88%, like that's just tough to beat.
- 11:30SPEAKER_00: So here we go.
- 11:31SPEAKER_01: Do you think he's better than Nick Saban all-time coaching like ever?
- 11:33SPEAKER_00: Well no, I wouldn't.
- 11:34SPEAKER_00: Well, I for his time, he was more impactful.
- 11:38SPEAKER_00: He was more impactful.
- 11:39SPEAKER_00: I think there's an argument that says Newt Rockney could be considered the greatest, the greatest college football coach of all time.
- 11:45SPEAKER_00: Now, in actuality, I would put Nick Saban over that.
- 11:48SPEAKER_00: To me, Nick Saban's number one.
- 11:50SPEAKER_00: But we're not talking about Alabama.
- 11:52SPEAKER_00: I mean, Lavelle Edwards, though, is I I would put Lavelle Edwards a top ten all-time football coach.
- 11:58SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 11:58SPEAKER_00: College football coach.
- 11:59SPEAKER_00: Hall of Fame.
- 12:00SPEAKER_00: Hall of Fame numbers.
- 12:01SPEAKER_00: Okay, this one is crazy to me.
- 12:03SPEAKER_00: Um Notre Dame has the most the most college football Hall of Famers out of any school ever.
- 12:10SPEAKER_00: They've got 113 consensus all-Americans.
- 12:13SPEAKER_00: That beats any other school in in history.
- 12:16SPEAKER_01: That's crazy.
- 12:17SPEAKER_00: That's amazing.
- 12:17SPEAKER_00: How much does BYU have?
- 12:19SPEAKER_00: Five.
- 12:20SPEAKER_00: I think it's five.
- 12:21SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 12:21SPEAKER_00: Our five BYU QBs from QBU in the 80s.
- 12:24SPEAKER_00: Steve Young and McMahon and those guys.
- 12:26SPEAKER_00: Okay, draft pipeline.
- 12:27SPEAKER_00: Um, this is just the last three drafts.
- 12:29SPEAKER_00: They've got 19 um NFL drafts in the past three.
- 12:33SPEAKER_00: How many does BYU have in the past three?
- 12:35SPEAKER_00: No idea.
- 12:36SPEAKER_00: I think it's like I think it's like four.
- 12:38SPEAKER_00: I think we gotta officially check that.
- 12:39SPEAKER_00: Dang.
- 12:40SPEAKER_00: Right?
- 12:40SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 12:40SPEAKER_00: So that was not great.
- 12:42SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 12:43SPEAKER_00: Well, that's that's that's a little bit more of the aura of what is coming to town.
- 12:48SPEAKER_00: All that history, all of that stuff.
- 12:50SPEAKER_00: Now, some people might say that that happened back in the history, but listen, Marcus Freeman, their head coach, has got them back on track.
- 12:57SPEAKER_00: They have they have they have come back.
- 12:59SPEAKER_00: They are now parental every year in, year out, a consensus top ten team.
- 13:04SPEAKER_00: Um they went to the national championship a few years ago.
- 13:07SPEAKER_00: They they they lost.
- 13:08SPEAKER_00: They went to the championship.
- 13:09SPEAKER_01: But they played against Ohio State, which was Yeah.
- 13:11SPEAKER_00: And then their other one, they lost, they uh they played against Alabama and they lost.
- 13:15SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 13:15SPEAKER_00: Or it and where it was Obama or semifinal semifinal semifinal, and then they lost another one.
- 13:20SPEAKER_01: Nobody was being that team in Alabama in 2020.
- 13:22SPEAKER_00: No, and then Yeah, I I mean we're we're lucky to have such a story program coming into town.
- 13:28SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be sick.
- 13:34SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 13:35SPEAKER_00: This is the moment I've been waiting for nearly all week.
- 13:39SPEAKER_00: U um okay.
- 13:41SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I can't tell you how excited this guy is.
- 13:42SPEAKER_01: He's just kind of looking at me just like with this corny smile.
- 13:45SPEAKER_01: I am I'm just getting ready just for just just for 30 seconds of pain.
- 13:52SPEAKER_00: If y'all were to live inside our house, especially when all the teenage, the all the teenagers come over, Briggs' friend, all his older siblings' friends, and their guy and their boyfriends come over.
- 14:01SPEAKER_00: What's dad's favorite thing?
- 14:03SPEAKER_00: Just I don't even know, man.
- 14:04SPEAKER_00: Just being you, I guess.
- 14:06SPEAKER_01: I love just letting it rip with your so-called slang.
- 14:10SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 14:10SPEAKER_00: I love butchering the teenage slang.
- 14:12SPEAKER_00: I call it the dad slang.
- 14:13SPEAKER_00: So here's what's happening, y'all.
- 14:15SPEAKER_00: We are doing the generational slang showdown.
- 14:18SPEAKER_00: So I gotta tell you guys though, shout out to the Roberts family.
- 14:22SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 14:22SPEAKER_00: Carter and Amy Roberts at church.
- 14:26SPEAKER_00: Um, Amy is our is our Sunday school teacher, and she did the most hilarious thing where she took the book of Isaiah.
- 14:33SPEAKER_00: You know how like it's scripture talk and it's hard to understand and it's just kind of weird.
- 14:37SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 14:37SPEAKER_00: She took it and translated it into modern teenage slang.
- 14:41SPEAKER_00: Like how like how Isaiah would talk today if he were a teenager using slang.
- 14:44SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 14:45SPEAKER_00: It was brilliant.
- 14:46SPEAKER_00: I was rolling, and Amy Roberts, I know Carter is gonna make you listen to this.
- 14:50SPEAKER_00: Huge shout out to you.
- 14:51SPEAKER_00: Just so you know, this segment is inspired by you.
- 14:54SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 14:54SPEAKER_00: So, what I did is I changed my game analysis into modern teenage slang.
- 15:00SPEAKER_00: Y'all ready to rock?
- 15:01SPEAKER_00: You're gonna overdo it so bad.
- 15:02SPEAKER_00: So bad.
- 15:03SPEAKER_00: I am purposely gonna butcher the heck out of this, and I am gonna try to get it accurate too, though.
- 15:08SPEAKER_00: So just watch.
- 15:08SPEAKER_00: You ready for this?
- 15:09SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
- 15:14SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 15:19SPEAKER_00: Guys, if you guys were here to look at this guy's face, I'm so excited.
- 15:22SPEAKER_00: All right, chat.
- 15:23SPEAKER_00: Chat, listen, no cap.
- 15:25SPEAKER_00: This BYU versus Notre Dame game is about to be straight busting, respectfully, yo.
- 15:32SPEAKER_00: I mean, straight up the Lulu.
- 15:33SPEAKER_00: Notre Dame really thinks they're the main character energy, but BYU's got that Sigma Riz energy, like actually Ohio toilet bowl.
- 15:42SPEAKER_00: Bro, I ain't messing around.
- 15:44SPEAKER_00: Notre Dame rolling into Provo thinking they're the final boss?
- 15:47SPEAKER_00: Bro, that's giving the Lulu with the side of Skibbity toilet.
- 15:52SPEAKER_00: Nailed that line.
- 15:54SPEAKER_00: Come on.
- 15:54SPEAKER_00: Uh stovehurst.
- 15:56SPEAKER_01: I've ever heard anything like that in my life.
- 15:58SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna repeat that.
- 15:59SPEAKER_01: Notre Dame.
- 16:00SPEAKER_01: Now hold on.
- 16:01SPEAKER_01: I don't I don't I think you're confused.
- 16:03SPEAKER_01: I've never heard the Lulu in my life.
- 16:05SPEAKER_01: Like, I think I'll have Cha Chach T or something.
- 16:08SPEAKER_01: I've never heard of it.
- 16:09SPEAKER_00: No, it's short for delusional.
- 16:10SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no one says delusional.
- 16:12SPEAKER_00: Bro, I confirmed that with Grace, your your 17-year-old sister, the Lulu.
- 16:16SPEAKER_00: I've never heard Delulu in my life.
- 16:18SPEAKER_00: She also has never heard anybody say it, but she at least gets it.
- 16:21SPEAKER_00: I get it, but no one says it.
- 16:24SPEAKER_00: No one, yeah, no one says anything.
- 16:26SPEAKER_00: I'm rolling that line back because this is straight from my brain.
- 16:29SPEAKER_00: Notre Dame rolling into Provo thinking they're the final boss.
- 16:32SPEAKER_00: Bro, that's giving the Lulu with the side of Skippity to money line.
- 16:37SPEAKER_00: Bear Bachmeyer, that dude's aura is literally negative 500.
- 16:42SPEAKER_00: Which means he's absolutely cooked.
- 16:44SPEAKER_00: Wait, no, I mean he's gonna cook.
- 16:46SPEAKER_00: He's got that W Riz dog.
- 16:49SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to glaze on him.
- 16:51SPEAKER_00: Right?
- 16:52SPEAKER_01: You're not worth you're not doing it well.
- 16:54SPEAKER_00: Well, but Bear Bachmeyer is about to mog CJ Carr um because that's on fam.
- 17:01SPEAKER_00: No, that was bad too.
- 17:02SPEAKER_00: Ah, dang it, I thought I was good there.
- 17:04SPEAKER_00: Notre Dame's defense is about to get mogged so hard, they'll have to go touch grass in the transfer portal.
- 17:10SPEAKER_00: Nope.
- 17:11SPEAKER_00: Not using any of these.
- 17:12SPEAKER_00: Come on!
- 17:12SPEAKER_01: Oh! I mean, you're using them right, but it's just like it's honestly corny, but okay.
- 17:16SPEAKER_00: And if BYU, here's this one though.
- 17:18SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 17:19SPEAKER_00: And if BYU pulls off the upset, chat, that's a certified Gyat moment.
- 17:24SPEAKER_00: Straight 6'7, deadpan on fam.
- 17:29SPEAKER_00: That was no, you didn't even say Gacht, right?
- 17:31SPEAKER_00: What is it?
- 17:32SPEAKER_00: It's Gyacht.
- 17:33SPEAKER_00: Yacht?
- 17:33SPEAKER_01: It's not Gayat.
- 17:34SPEAKER_00: It's not Gayat.
- 17:35SPEAKER_00: It's Gyacht.
- 17:36SPEAKER_00: It's spelled Gyat.
- 17:37SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but it's Gyacht.
- 17:38SPEAKER_00: Yacht?
- 17:39SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 17:39SPEAKER_00: What does it even mean?
- 17:41SPEAKER_00: Uh do you wanna know?
- 17:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 17:43SPEAKER_00: It means someone's butt.
- 17:46SPEAKER_00: It's like a butt.
- 17:48SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I'm gonna you I'm gonna translate that.
- 17:50SPEAKER_00: So I said, and if BYU pulls off the upset, Chad, that certified butt moment.
- 17:55SPEAKER_00: That doesn't work.
- 17:56SPEAKER_00: Alright.
- 17:57SPEAKER_00: Well, okay, I didn't think that that's what that meant, but uh anyway.
- 18:01SPEAKER_00: Alright, Briggs, bro, stop glazing me because you're literally crashing out right now.
- 18:07SPEAKER_00: You're actually crashing out.
- 18:08SPEAKER_00: Sounds like something an NPC would say, womp womp.
- 18:15SPEAKER_01: I cannot with this.
- 18:17SPEAKER_01: This is so bad.
- 18:19SPEAKER_00: I'm having so much fun.
- 18:22SPEAKER_00: Oh, alright.
- 18:23SPEAKER_00: Bro, so alright, your turn, Briggs.
- 18:26SPEAKER_00: Okay, now Briggs, Briggs, I gave him the challenge earlier today.
- 18:29SPEAKER_00: I was like, bro, you gotta go look up some 80s and 90s slang.
- 18:32SPEAKER_00: I'm not even helping him.
- 18:33SPEAKER_00: And so he's got something for Briggs.
- 18:36SPEAKER_00: He's gotta do my generation slang and giving us his BYU analysis.
- 18:39SPEAKER_00: Briggs, you ready for this?
- 18:40SPEAKER_00: Dad, what is a slang?
- 18:42SPEAKER_00: You guys actually said this?
- 18:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 18:43SPEAKER_00: Oh, I don't know.
- 18:44SPEAKER_00: I mean, uh, let me see what you let me see what you got.
- 18:46SPEAKER_00: I get oh, all I did to set this up for y'all is I gave Briggs a list of some of the 80s and 90s most common slang.
- 18:52SPEAKER_01: Alright, my turn.
- 18:52SPEAKER_01: Cowbunga, dude.
- 18:54SPEAKER_01: This game is gonna be totally tugular.
- 18:56SPEAKER_01: Notre Dame leads to series 7 and 2, which is bogus.
- 19:00SPEAKER_01: Bogus with the capital bog.
- 19:04SPEAKER_01: Bro, y'all even said worse stuff this time.
- 19:06SPEAKER_00: Did you say cowabunga, dude?
- 19:07SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 19:08SPEAKER_01: That's for the ninja turtles.
- 19:09SPEAKER_01: That's Michael Edgelo.
- 19:11SPEAKER_00: Y'all even worse than ours.
- 19:12SPEAKER_00: Cowabunga?
- 19:14SPEAKER_00: What the heck?
- 19:15SPEAKER_00: I said that in kindergarten.
- 19:16SPEAKER_01: Talk to the hand, old man.
- 19:18SPEAKER_01: Bro, y'all are rhyming now.
- 19:20SPEAKER_01: Y'all did y'all just rhyme everywhere you walked?
- 19:23SPEAKER_01: Talk to the hand, old man.
- 19:24SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 19:25SPEAKER_01: The last time you see this play was in 2022 Vegas.
- 19:27SPEAKER_01: Notre Dame won 28 to 20, which is not all that in a bag of chips.
- 19:31SPEAKER_01: It was all that in a bag of pretzels.
- 19:34SPEAKER_01: Pop that in a bag of pretzels.
- 19:36SPEAKER_01: All that in a bag of chips?
- 19:38SPEAKER_01: You've heard mom say that, right?
- 19:39SPEAKER_01: No.
- 19:40SPEAKER_01: Wait, what mom said that?
- 19:41SPEAKER_01: I've never said that.
- 19:42SPEAKER_01: And Notre Dame skipping the Pop Tarts Bolt, gagged me with the spoon.
- 19:45SPEAKER_01: Even our governor got mad about it.
- 19:47SPEAKER_01: He went full, don't have a cow, man.
- 19:50SPEAKER_01: Except he had the cow.
- 19:51SPEAKER_01: He had several cows.
- 19:55SPEAKER_00: You're using that wrong, but that's okay.
- 19:57SPEAKER_00: You got the main point.
- 19:59SPEAKER_00: What?
- 20:00SPEAKER_00: Don't have a cow, man.
- 20:02SPEAKER_00: It's like chill out.
- 20:04SPEAKER_01: Stop crashing out in your terms.
- 20:07SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 20:08SPEAKER_01: Words your mother, probably.
- 20:09SPEAKER_01: The boy is BYU is the bomb.com.
- 20:12SPEAKER_01: Notre Dame is not.
- 20:15SPEAKER_01: BYU is the bomb.com.
- 20:17SPEAKER_01: Alright.
- 20:18SPEAKER_01: Notre Dame is the bomb.com.
- 20:20SPEAKER_01: Not.
- 20:21SPEAKER_01: Oh no, that was right.
- 20:22SPEAKER_01: That's a point for you.
- 20:25SPEAKER_00: Okay, so not.
- 20:28SPEAKER_00: You totally misused that.
- 20:29SPEAKER_00: That's so funny.
- 20:30SPEAKER_00: I actually gave Briggs that line because I wanted to see how he's gonna say it.
- 20:33SPEAKER_00: So it's supposed to be um BYU or Notre Dame.
- 20:37SPEAKER_00: Notre Dame is the is the bomb.com.
- 20:39SPEAKER_00: Not like psych.
- 20:42SPEAKER_00: Like, no, they're not.
- 20:43SPEAKER_00: Yo, God's silent.
- 20:45SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, what he even talk about because ours is freaking skip the toilet and Sigma.
- 20:50SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 20:51SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 20:52SPEAKER_00: Oh, that was fun.
- 20:54SPEAKER_01: You didn't even say huzz or all that kind of stuff, bro.
- 20:57SPEAKER_01: Bro, you think I'm done?
- 20:58SPEAKER_01: Bro, you didn't even say LARPing or any of that stuff.
- 21:01SPEAKER_00: Do you think I'm done?
- 21:01SPEAKER_00: Bro, you need to revolutionize your sling, bro.
- 21:04SPEAKER_00: Bro, you're gonna call me out like that.
- 21:06SPEAKER_00: Let me show you.
- 21:07SPEAKER_00: I got my whole cheat sheet list here.
- 21:09SPEAKER_00: Where to go?
- 21:09SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to mad mog you right now, homie.
- 21:13SPEAKER_00: Alright, Loki, that's actually pretty valid because I'm based on the hot take, you know.
- 21:18SPEAKER_00: So pretty much I'm just saying bet and say less.
- 21:21SPEAKER_00: Because that's pretty much on fam fr for real.
- 21:24SPEAKER_01: You even say f you're supposed to just say for real for real.
- 21:27SPEAKER_00: You don't say fur fur.
- 21:29SPEAKER_00: No, we just say f well some people do, but it's well when you text it to me, it's always just fur fur.
- 21:34SPEAKER_00: No, it just I I just say for real.
- 21:36SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, it's giving it's giving based understood the assignment, low-key on fam.
- 21:45SPEAKER_00: Don't be Delulu, because BYU is about to mog all up on this.
- 21:52SPEAKER_00: She And we out.
- 22:04SPEAKER_00: All right, buddy.
- 22:05SPEAKER_00: Next next segment.
- 22:06SPEAKER_00: For for people watching, we we had a lot of people asking us if we can help them point out the uh the players on the field, who the future pros are, and um and kind of making sure that they're aware of who the big deal players are, okay?
- 22:19SPEAKER_00: So I'm gonna turn this over to Briggs.
- 22:21SPEAKER_00: This is his specialty.
- 22:22SPEAKER_00: Briggs, hit us, start us, start us first with the Notre Dame, okay?
- 22:25SPEAKER_00: These are the players you want to watch for Notre Dame.
- 22:27SPEAKER_01: Number one, most impactful players, obviously CJ Carr.
- 22:30SPEAKER_01: He's the quarterback.
- 22:30SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 22:31SPEAKER_01: And why he matters, he has a 70.8 completion percentage, 16 touchdowns, total touchdowns, and one interception.
- 22:37SPEAKER_01: That's a good ratio.
- 22:38SPEAKER_01: That's a crazy ratio.
- 22:39SPEAKER_01: That's really good.
- 22:40SPEAKER_01: He has five total, and he had five total touchdowns at UNC.
- 22:43SPEAKER_01: And he's a projected number one, he's a projected 2027 first round draft pick, and and of all of, you know, obviously if all of the college football and NFL scouts and everything are saying he's gonna be a top five quarterback taken in the draft.
- 22:57SPEAKER_00: I heard somebody this week talking about um they would put him as the number one quarterback taken in the draft.
- 23:01SPEAKER_01: Really?
- 23:02SPEAKER_01: So we we might have our hands full this week.
- 23:04SPEAKER_01: Oh, we're trying at Chamblus and all those quarters.
- 23:06SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 23:06SPEAKER_01: All right.
- 23:07SPEAKER_01: All right, number two most impactful player, Leonard Moore, cornerback for Notre Dame.
- 23:11SPEAKER_01: All right, he's a unanimous all-American, Notre Dame's career leader among active players in interceptions.
- 23:17SPEAKER_01: And it's crazy.
- 23:18SPEAKER_01: He's a cle he's just a clear number one corner in the country right now, and he's the n and he's the maybe the best defensive player in all of college football right now.
- 23:28SPEAKER_00: I saw a draft word that had him, if there's not a quarterback that clearly separates themselves to be worth the pick, some people are saying he'll go number one.
- 23:35SPEAKER_01: No.
- 23:36SPEAKER_00: Or Jeremiah Smith.
- 23:37SPEAKER_00: Jeremiah Smith, 100%.
- 23:39SPEAKER_00: But just to emphasize how big deal, a big a deal this guy is, he's gonna be tough for Bear Bachmeyer and our receivers to handle.
- 23:44SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 23:44SPEAKER_01: All right, next up is Fristian Gray, DJ McKinney at cornerbacks.
- 23:48SPEAKER_01: This is they are adding on to the already loaded cornerback room with Leonard Moore.
- 23:52SPEAKER_01: They are the same secondary that has sell teams to about 89 passing yards per game.
- 23:57SPEAKER_01: That's crazy.
- 23:58SPEAKER_01: And they're both projected 2027 picks.
- 24:00SPEAKER_00: That has you know what'd be interesting?
- 24:02SPEAKER_00: I bet these guys are that has to be one of the most loaded secondaries ever.
- 24:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 24:06SPEAKER_00: Like ever.
- 24:07SPEAKER_00: I mean, 89 passing yards.
- 24:09SPEAKER_00: People average at least, you know, 200, 225 passing yards a game.
- 24:13SPEAKER_00: They're holding teams to 80 89.
- 24:16SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's insane.
- 24:17SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
- 24:18SPEAKER_00: They're they're gonna be draft picks as well.
- 24:20SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
- 24:20SPEAKER_00: Good luck, Bear.
- 24:21SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 24:22SPEAKER_00: All right, yeah.
- 24:22SPEAKER_00: That's I mean, so Notre Dame, no, those guys are loaded.
- 24:25SPEAKER_00: There's definitely plenty more on their entire squad.
- 24:27SPEAKER_00: I mean, they do have they do have so many of these guys that are gonna go.
- 24:30SPEAKER_00: They're probably gonna have 10 to 12 people get drafted.
- 24:32SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 24:33SPEAKER_00: But but we don't want to overload everybody.
- 24:35SPEAKER_00: So three, what, four, four that we just gave you is enough.
- 24:37SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 24:38SPEAKER_00: All right, BYU.
- 24:39SPEAKER_00: So hopefully our audience already knows about BYU, but Briggs, hit us with our top BYU people that we should know about.
- 24:44SPEAKER_00: All right, obviously we got Bear Bachmeyer at quarterback.
- 24:46SPEAKER_01: He is built like a frickin' unicorn, not even unicorn, a frickin' horse or something.
- 24:51SPEAKER_01: He I don't know.
- 24:52SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 24:53SPEAKER_01: He's a dog, but anyways, you've got Bear Bachmeyer.
- 24:55SPEAKER_01: And then we have I would say I would say running by LJ Martin, but he is injured.
- 25:00SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's gonna hurt this.
- 25:01SPEAKER_01: It's gonna hurt us really bad.
- 25:02SPEAKER_01: But then we got Legend Glasker, he's a freshman, one of the best freshmen in America right now.
- 25:07SPEAKER_01: What position is he?
- 25:08SPEAKER_01: Wide receiver.
- 25:09SPEAKER_01: Wide receiver, amazing.
- 25:10SPEAKER_01: He's electric.
- 25:11SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's yeah, he's fun to watch, and he'll be big, big key in this game, too.
- 25:15SPEAKER_01: Yep.
- 25:16SPEAKER_01: And then we got Keanu Tano, Keanu Tanovasa.
- 25:19SPEAKER_01: He is our big thick guy in the middle.
- 25:21SPEAKER_01: He's definitely gonna be the 2027 pick.
- 25:24SPEAKER_01: And he's one of he's he's one of the best linemen in the country, so he'll be a guy to watch.
- 25:29SPEAKER_01: And yeah, that's mainly our most guys.
- 25:32SPEAKER_01: We have a bunch of other guys everywhere, but those are our main guys.
- 25:34SPEAKER_00: Yep, exactly.
- 25:36SPEAKER_00: So for all you people that may not exactly know the Notre Dame and BYU roster inside it out like Briggs does, there's at least some key people to to focus in on.
- 25:45SPEAKER_00: Let's go.
- 25:56SPEAKER_00: Saturday night, LaBelle Edwards Stadium.
- 25:59SPEAKER_00: Buddy, it is going to be hype.
- 26:02SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's gonna be freaking crazy.
- 26:03SPEAKER_00: I'm so excited.
- 26:04SPEAKER_00: Oh, let's go! Let's go! All right, buddy, that's the end of this episode.