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- 0:00SPEAKER_02: Welcome to the Wesley Word Man, I feel like money.
- 0:22SPEAKER_02: Okay, so yeah, that needs to be your introduction.
- 0:24SPEAKER_02: Thanks, Bailey.
- 0:25SPEAKER_02: Heart.
- 0:26SPEAKER_02: Love.
- 0:27SPEAKER_02: Peace, love.
- 0:28SPEAKER_02: Buzzin' my man.
- 0:58SPEAKER_02: Hi guys, my name is Javan Bilt.
- 1:01SPEAKER_02: I am a health science major from Florida, South Carolina.
- 1:05SPEAKER_02: Did I say I was a freshman?
- 1:07SPEAKER_01: No, you didn't say you're a freshman.
- 1:09SPEAKER_01: Darn it.
- 1:09SPEAKER_01: Well, now you're a freshman.
- 1:11SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I am a freshman.
- 1:12SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 1:13SPEAKER_01: I'm also a freshman.
- 1:14SPEAKER_01: No way.
- 1:15SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no way.
- 1:16SPEAKER_01: Hello.
- 1:16SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:16SPEAKER_01: I'm I'm Kylie.
- 1:18SPEAKER_01: And I'm from Kylie McQueen?
- 1:20SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm Kylie McQueen.
- 1:21SPEAKER_01: And I'm from Punangorda, Florida, which is a really small town, about 100 miles.
- 1:25SPEAKER_01: 100 miles south of Tampa.
- 1:27SPEAKER_01: And I'm a bioengineering major and we're roommates.
- 1:31SPEAKER_01: We are.
- 1:32SPEAKER_01: And we get along very well.
- 1:34SPEAKER_01: Unusually well.
- 1:35SPEAKER_01: Oddly.
- 1:36SPEAKER_01: It's very odd.
- 1:36SPEAKER_01: But it's so much fun.
- 1:38SPEAKER_01: It is a lot of fun.
- 1:39SPEAKER_01: Sometimes.
- 1:40SPEAKER_01: Most of the time.
- 1:40SPEAKER_02: Hey, hey, most of the time.
- 1:42SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 1:43SPEAKER_02: We gotta tell them about the first day that I moved in because you moved in how many days before me?
- 1:48SPEAKER_02: Uh like two.
- 1:50SPEAKER_02: Two days.
- 1:50SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:51SPEAKER_02: So the first day we get there, we went to go fill our water bottles.
- 1:56SPEAKER_02: Is that what we were going to do?
- 1:57SPEAKER_02: No, we were going exploring.
- 1:58SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
- 1:59SPEAKER_01: Going exploring to the ground floor of because I've never been in a basement before.
- 2:03SPEAKER_02: Oh, Florida.
- 2:04SPEAKER_02: You live on stilts.
- 2:06SPEAKER_02: Do you live on stilts actually?
- 2:07SPEAKER_01: No, I don't live on stilts.
- 2:08SPEAKER_02: I live on the concrete.
- 2:09SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
- 2:10SPEAKER_02: Well, anyways, so we were going exploring to the basement to see what it is.
- 2:14SPEAKER_02: And it was later at night, probably like 10 30, I would say.
- 2:18SPEAKER_02: Right?
- 2:18SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's past my bedtime, but sure.
- 2:20SPEAKER_02: Maybe 10.
- 2:21SPEAKER_02: Yeah, closer.
- 2:22SPEAKER_02: Something like that.
- 2:22SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so not a lot of people were like active on on the in the building.
- 2:28SPEAKER_02: And neither one of us brought our phones.
- 2:30SPEAKER_02: Mine was on the charger, and I assume hers was on the charger too.
- 2:34SPEAKER_02: And fun fact about Manon, which is where we live, ninth floor Manon.
- 2:38SPEAKER_02: Woo! Yeah, go team.
- 2:40SPEAKER_02: We love that floor.
- 2:41SPEAKER_02: Um, so we go down to the ground floor just to do some exploring, but you have to have a keypad to go up the elevator or like scan your phone to this keypad to go up and not to go down.
- 2:53SPEAKER_02: So both of us went all the way down without the keypad.
- 2:57SPEAKER_02: So we're like walking around, not knowing what to do.
- 3:00SPEAKER_02: Loki kind of freaking out.
- 3:01SPEAKER_02: I was kind of scanning to see which couch I was gonna camp out for the night.
- 3:05SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and we saw some girl, she was doing her laundry.
- 3:08SPEAKER_01: I have no idea who was doing their laundry the second night we moved in, but someone was doing their laundry.
- 3:14SPEAKER_01: And we were like, maybe she'll come back down.
- 3:16SPEAKER_01: So we were in there like a good 10 minutes, just waiting in the elevator lobby for someone to come get us.
- 3:22SPEAKER_01: Just chilling in the elevator lobby by ourselves.
- 3:25SPEAKER_01: It was a good time, right?
- 3:26SPEAKER_02: Because there's also doors that you can leave on the ground floor, but it's like emergency exit.
- 3:31SPEAKER_02: Do not exit unless emergency, obviously.
- 3:34SPEAKER_02: So we didn't know we could just go through it because we thought an alarm would go off.
- 3:39SPEAKER_02: You can't go through that doors.
- 3:41SPEAKER_02: We go through those doors quite frequently now.
- 3:43SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
- 3:43SPEAKER_01: But that would have been helpful if they like gave you like a little information padlet that was like, Hey, bring your phone with you when you go down to the basement, or like a hey, maybe you should uh exit through the emergency exit doors.
- 3:54SPEAKER_01: Like those are helpful, helpful things to know.
- 3:56SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so incoming freshmen, pay attention.
- 3:59SPEAKER_02: You can go out of those doors.
- 4:01SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
- 4:02SPEAKER_02: All the signs lie.
- 4:03SPEAKER_01: None of them are true.
- 4:04SPEAKER_02: I wonder how long it takes for you to leave.
- 4:07SPEAKER_02: If you do go out of that door, how long it takes for the alarm to go off, or if it ever will go off.
- 4:11SPEAKER_01: Oh, Sarah told us it was like 20 seconds.
- 4:14SPEAKER_01: 20 seconds?
- 4:14SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I feel like it's not that long.
- 4:16SPEAKER_01: No, if you like hold it open for someone and you're waiting for them to go in.
- 4:20SPEAKER_02: Sorry, I didn't burp.
- 4:23SPEAKER_02: I didn't want to do it in the microphone.
- 4:25SPEAKER_01: That's so inappropriate.
- 4:26SPEAKER_02: It is inappropriate.
- 4:27SPEAKER_01: That's why I didn't do it in the microphone.
- 4:29SPEAKER_01: Oh, good work.
- 4:30SPEAKER_01: I'm so proud of you.
- 4:31SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
- 4:31SPEAKER_01: I know I'd be beating on the table.
- 4:34SPEAKER_01: Don't beat on the table.
- 4:35SPEAKER_01: That's too loud.
- 4:36SPEAKER_02: Don't do it.
- 4:36SPEAKER_02: Don't don't you put that water bottle on the table.
- 4:40SPEAKER_02: Good.
- 4:42SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
- 4:43SPEAKER_02: So Kylie has this weird obsession with weird instruments, and I swear, if you pay that harmonica, we're gonna have it.
- 4:53SPEAKER_02: That was terrible.
- 4:54SPEAKER_01: No, it's so good.
- 4:54SPEAKER_01: Ready?
- 4:55SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
- 4:56SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay, okay.
- 4:58SPEAKER_02: That veto, veto.
- 5:00SPEAKER_01: Okay, we're done with the harmonica.
- 5:02SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 5:02SPEAKER_01: I don't know what he wants us to talk about on here for like 20 minutes.
- 5:04SPEAKER_02: Well, we gotta keep going.
- 5:06SPEAKER_02: Let's tell him other stories about our freshman experiences.
- 5:09SPEAKER_02: We don't have any freshman experiences.
- 5:10SPEAKER_02: We do.
- 5:11SPEAKER_02: Every experience that we experienced in Clemson is in fact a freshman experience because we are freshmen.
- 5:16SPEAKER_01: Oh, you have a point.
- 5:18SPEAKER_01: You're on you may be on to something.
- 5:19SPEAKER_02: I know.
- 5:20SPEAKER_02: Um I guess something that I feel like a struggle with freshmen is is making sure you're in the right major.
- 5:29SPEAKER_02: So Kylie McQueen over here is dead set on her major.
- 5:33SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's true.
- 5:34SPEAKER_01: I do like my major.
- 5:35SPEAKER_01: I really enjoy my uh my little my little coding MATLAB class right now.
- 5:40SPEAKER_01: It's a lot of fun.
- 5:41SPEAKER_01: The other day I what was it, yesterday?
- 5:43SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yesterday, I coded a locker with a sensor and it had a button and it had lights on it.
- 5:48SPEAKER_01: It was like a party.
- 5:49SPEAKER_02: Okay, she had a friend come over into our dorm this morning, and I swear they were speaking a different language.
- 5:54SPEAKER_01: But she didn't like the word concatenate.
- 5:57SPEAKER_01: I didn't even hear you say that word.
- 5:58SPEAKER_01: Oh that was the word you made the face at.
- 6:00SPEAKER_01: And you're like, you guys are speaking another language.
- 6:02SPEAKER_01: Well, y'all were.
- 6:03SPEAKER_01: Y'all definitely were.
- 6:04SPEAKER_01: No, vectors.
- 6:05SPEAKER_01: That's not another language.
- 6:06SPEAKER_02: Okay, don't know what any of that means.
- 6:09SPEAKER_02: Anyway, so I'm a health science major.
- 6:11SPEAKER_02: So within the health science major, there is three concentrations, and I am in fact on the third and final concentration of the health science major, which I'm pretty set on for right now.
- 6:25SPEAKER_02: It's going pretty well.
- 6:27SPEAKER_02: So originally I was human health and behavior, I believe is what it's called.
- 6:32SPEAKER_02: And it was fine, it was whatever.
- 6:35SPEAKER_02: But I switched to pre-professional health because I thought it would get me out of chem too.
- 6:41SPEAKER_02: Um, it did not.
- 6:43SPEAKER_02: So we go through the semester.
- 6:44SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I'm not doing this anymore.
- 6:46SPEAKER_02: And then I figured out business administration, in fact, does get rid of all those STEM classes and replaces them with business classes.
- 6:53SPEAKER_02: So that is what I'm in right now, and I actually thoroughly enjoy it.
- 6:56SPEAKER_02: Like we're learning about like health insurance, and that may sound kind of boring to some people, but I find it very interesting and like actually applicable to my life.
- 7:05SPEAKER_02: Oh, Snapchat.
- 7:07SPEAKER_02: I know.
- 7:07SPEAKER_01: I wonder who it's from.
- 7:08SPEAKER_01: Is it from me?
- 7:09SPEAKER_01: No, it's from Bella DeLong.
- 7:10SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh, I love Bella DeLong.
- 7:12SPEAKER_02: Hey, Bella DeLong.
- 7:14SPEAKER_01: It's it's gonna be Bailey's gonna kill us.
- 7:16SPEAKER_01: Oh, don't No, I hit the table again.
- 7:18SPEAKER_01: No, Bailey, I'm sorry.
- 7:20SPEAKER_02: Don't hit the table.
- 7:21SPEAKER_01: I'll just put it on the floor.
- 7:23SPEAKER_01: Um, that was probably loud too.
- 7:25SPEAKER_01: I bet he could hear that.
- 7:26SPEAKER_02: But Bella DeLong is one of our little Wesley friends.
- 7:28SPEAKER_02: Hey Bella.
- 7:29SPEAKER_02: Hey Bella, we love you.
- 7:30SPEAKER_01: I'm sure you're listening to this.
- 7:32SPEAKER_01: Yep.
- 7:32SPEAKER_02: Maybe.
- 7:33SPEAKER_02: We love Wesley.
- 7:34SPEAKER_02: We got most of our core friends are well, actually, we have a lot of the same friends.
- 7:39SPEAKER_02: There's very few friends that like aren't friends with both of us.
- 7:43SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like like four at most.
- 7:45SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
- 7:46SPEAKER_02: But a lot of our friends come from Wesley, and it's a great time.
- 7:50SPEAKER_02: That's why we really I mean, I just enjoy the connections that we've made through Wesley.
- 7:54SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's been a lot of fun.
- 7:55SPEAKER_01: I really enjoy our little our little group called Freshly.
- 7:58SPEAKER_01: It's a time it's a time and a half.
- 8:01SPEAKER_01: Like today, we all ate in Schletter.
- 8:02SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 8:03SPEAKER_01: It was a good time.
- 8:04SPEAKER_01: People just kept popping up places, like I don't know.
- 8:06SPEAKER_01: We were just sitting in there, and then like two more people roll up, and then like those like four more people leave, and then like another five people come up, and it's just a time.
- 8:15SPEAKER_01: We're just constantly seeing people exactly everywhere, and it's so fun.
- 8:19SPEAKER_02: And when we all group together, like pure chaos, pure chaos, but is it not so funny?
- 8:26SPEAKER_01: It was funny.
- 8:27SPEAKER_01: Like today, we chased some blonde girl around the chase some blonde girl around the dining hall because she thought she looked like Fanny.
- 8:34SPEAKER_01: So we had oh yeah.
- 8:35SPEAKER_01: Uh sometimes I call her Fanny because it's a lot shorter than Faith Ann.
- 8:38SPEAKER_01: It's much easier that way.
- 8:40SPEAKER_01: Um, but we was chasing her around the dining hall.
- 8:42SPEAKER_01: The dining hall?
- 8:43SPEAKER_01: The dining hall, and she was she was like on the move because she was in the she was in the grill line earlier, and Fanny was like, oh my gosh, why am I in the grill line when she was sitting down?
- 8:53SPEAKER_01: So she had a little blonde moment.
- 8:55SPEAKER_01: Um Whoa Slander, I know.
- 8:58SPEAKER_01: And then she was like, she was like, we have to go get a picture with her.
- 9:01SPEAKER_01: So we were chasing this chick around the dining hall.
- 9:04SPEAKER_01: It was it was a fun time.
- 9:05SPEAKER_02: And then we posted shameless self-promo, the Fannie Kylie show on Instagram.
- 9:11SPEAKER_02: You should follow.
- 9:12SPEAKER_02: We posted on there to see if we could trick anybody.
- 9:15SPEAKER_02: Adam, if you're listening, calling you out, you got it wrong.
- 9:19SPEAKER_02: Oh, and Kevin.
- 9:20SPEAKER_01: Kevin got tricked too.
- 9:21SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh, not Kevin.
- 9:22SPEAKER_02: Yeah, poor Kevin.
- 9:23SPEAKER_01: Poor Kevin.
- 9:24SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 9:24SPEAKER_02: Okay, and then this what was Zach Rabin saying?
- 9:29SPEAKER_02: I was confused.
- 9:30SPEAKER_01: Oh, he was talking about something like uh oh, he was he was saying that the fake fanny was getting food before you, and that's very rude.
- 9:38SPEAKER_01: Oh, I didn't get that.
- 9:39SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it took you a minute.
- 9:40SPEAKER_01: I responded, don't worry.
- 9:42SPEAKER_01: I did too.
- 9:42SPEAKER_01: Me and Zach Rabin, the bestie of 13 and a half years.
- 9:45SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, I'm at Disney on It's a Small World.
- 9:47SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's a small world.
- 9:49SPEAKER_01: Oh no, not that song.
- 9:52SPEAKER_01: It'll be stuck in your head for days.
- 9:53SPEAKER_01: You're welcome.
- 9:54SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 9:55SPEAKER_01: No, your head, not mine.
- 9:56SPEAKER_01: Uh oh, it's not a side.
- 9:58SPEAKER_01: No, my head's an empty space.
- 9:59SPEAKER_02: No, nothing stays in there.
- 10:00SPEAKER_02: That is such a lie.
- 10:01SPEAKER_02: No, not even true.
- 10:02SPEAKER_02: My head's an empty space.
- 10:04SPEAKER_01: No.
- 10:05SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, it is.
- 10:07SPEAKER_01: Brain rotates in a square.
- 10:08SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 10:11SPEAKER_01: Not nice.
- 10:11SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that is not nice.
- 10:13SPEAKER_01: That is not nice.
- 10:14SPEAKER_02: Why would you say something like that?
- 10:15SPEAKER_01: That's really that's so rude.
- 10:18SPEAKER_01: That's on me, dog.
- 10:19SPEAKER_02: That really is.
- 10:20SPEAKER_02: I take it back.
- 10:20SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
- 10:21SPEAKER_02: I know.
- 10:21SPEAKER_02: She tells me they she likes to call me out and freshly all the time.
- 10:25SPEAKER_02: We always have like highs and lows of the day.
- 10:28SPEAKER_02: Each and every high and low, I at least get called out once.
- 10:31SPEAKER_01: Okay, but listen, she has a very hard time with times.
- 10:35SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
- 10:35SPEAKER_01: And what time things start.
- 10:36SPEAKER_01: And she got mad the other day.
- 10:38SPEAKER_01: She's like, why don't all the Wesley things start at the same time?
- 10:41SPEAKER_01: We got we got even no, we got the Sunday one that starts at 6 30, and then we got the uh the freshly one that starts at 7, and then the she calls it evening tide.
- 10:51SPEAKER_01: Evening tide starts at 7 45.
- 10:53SPEAKER_01: Is it really not evening tide?
- 10:55SPEAKER_01: No, it's not evening tide.
- 10:56SPEAKER_02: Why is it even tide?
- 10:57SPEAKER_02: That doesn't is there don't ask me, do I look like I'm in charge?
- 11:00SPEAKER_02: Is there a reason behind that?
- 11:01SPEAKER_02: I we don't know.
- 11:02SPEAKER_02: No one's ever told us.
- 11:03SPEAKER_02: Because it doesn't make sense.
- 11:04SPEAKER_02: I mean, I guess it's in between, I mean, it's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
- 11:09SPEAKER_02: So there's two days before and after Wednesday, but it's on an odd day.
- 11:12SPEAKER_02: So why is it the third day of the week?
- 11:14SPEAKER_02: So why would it not be odd tide if you're thinking about it?
- 11:18SPEAKER_02: I don't think it's based off the number of when it is.
- 11:22SPEAKER_02: I need the explanation for why it's evening tide.
- 11:26SPEAKER_01: Or even even tide.
- 11:28SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but hey, this is the trick.
- 11:30SPEAKER_01: Apparently, apparently the Sundays, the Sunday used to be called even song.
- 11:34SPEAKER_01: Even song.
- 11:35SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and people used to get confused.
- 11:37SPEAKER_01: That is confusing.
- 11:38SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you would be the person that gets confused.
- 11:40SPEAKER_01: That's probably why they change it.
- 11:41SPEAKER_01: They're like, we know Fanny's coming.
- 11:42SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 11:43SPEAKER_01: And we gotta change it.
- 11:44SPEAKER_01: We've gotta fix it.
- 11:45SPEAKER_01: She's absolutely not.
- 11:47SPEAKER_02: I I that is my petition to change Wesley to all all at the same time.
- 11:52SPEAKER_02: It makes life so much easier.
- 11:54SPEAKER_01: Well, you did show up 30 minutes early to swim practice the other day.
- 11:57SPEAKER_02: Because I okay, that was on accident.
- 11:59SPEAKER_02: I saw 7:20.
- 12:00SPEAKER_02: Well, 720, and I saw 7:30 on my phone, so I started walking.
- 12:05SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 12:06SPEAKER_02: You were on time.
- 12:07SPEAKER_02: I was early, actually.
- 12:08SPEAKER_02: I was very early.
- 12:09SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 12:09SPEAKER_01: Well, you're punctual, that's why.
- 12:11SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, always.
- 12:12SPEAKER_01: Always.
- 12:13SPEAKER_01: Never late a second in her day.
- 12:15SPEAKER_01: No.
- 12:15SPEAKER_01: I wasn't late today.
- 12:16SPEAKER_01: No, you weren't.
- 12:17SPEAKER_01: You were actually on time.
- 12:18SPEAKER_01: I'm so impressed.
- 12:19SPEAKER_01: You should get a trophy.
- 12:20SPEAKER_01: I should.
- 12:21SPEAKER_01: I have these mini trophies.
- 12:22SPEAKER_01: You can get them from Target.
- 12:23SPEAKER_01: And they're um, it's a pack of 12, and they're about um like uh what did you say?
- 12:29SPEAKER_01: Like five inches tall, four inches tall?
- 12:31SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're like mini ones.
- 12:32SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're little mini plastic trophies, and anytime someone gets a good job, I hand them out to people.
- 12:36SPEAKER_01: So I think who has one?
- 12:38SPEAKER_01: Sarah Mount?
- 12:38SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what did you get Sarah Mount for?
- 12:40SPEAKER_01: Losing in Mario Kart?
- 12:41SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, she was the she was the grand loser in Mario Kart.
- 12:44SPEAKER_02: Dang, she didn't want win one race.
- 12:46SPEAKER_02: Not one.
- 12:47SPEAKER_02: I think the highest she placed was like 11.
- 12:49SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's she's we love Sarah Mount though.
- 12:52SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we love everyone in Freshley.
- 12:54SPEAKER_02: We love everybody in Wesley.
- 12:57SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's a stretch.
- 12:59SPEAKER_01: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 13:01SPEAKER_01: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 13:02SPEAKER_01: That part, Bailey.
- 13:03SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Bailey Bailey you should probably take that part out.
- 13:06SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that was the nice of her.
- 13:07SPEAKER_01: I was being sarcastic.
- 13:09SPEAKER_01: I was just pranking everyone.
- 13:11SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
- 13:11SPEAKER_02: Fun fact it is just me and Kylie talking to each other.
- 13:14SPEAKER_02: Bailey is not present.
- 13:15SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Ba Bailey said it's best if I just leave you two alone.
- 13:19SPEAKER_01: So we're we're going exploring.
- 13:20SPEAKER_01: We're making ourselves at home.
- 13:21SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we are.
- 13:22SPEAKER_02: We're sitting.
- 13:22SPEAKER_01: There's this creepy tiger head on the wall looking at me.
- 13:25SPEAKER_01: I'm not sure.
- 13:26SPEAKER_01: Look at turn around, Fanny.
- 13:27SPEAKER_01: Okay, right behind you.
- 13:28SPEAKER_02: Oh, John.
- 13:30SPEAKER_01: Lord have mercy.
- 13:33SPEAKER_02: Lord, oh John.
- 13:35SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's another fun thing they like to make fun of me is my uh catchphrases.
- 13:40SPEAKER_02: I guess they're not unusual.
- 13:42SPEAKER_02: Or no, they're they are unusual.
- 13:44SPEAKER_01: I don't know anyone else who says, oh shoot a turkey.
- 13:47SPEAKER_01: Shoot a turkey.
- 13:48SPEAKER_01: Shoot a dag um turkey.
- 13:49SPEAKER_02: Oh Lord have mercy.
- 13:54SPEAKER_02: Um I think it's pretty, I think it's pretty good.
- 13:58SPEAKER_02: I mean, it has very many connotations to it.
- 14:01SPEAKER_02: You know?
- 14:01SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and then oh junk.
- 14:02SPEAKER_02: That's a good one.
- 14:03SPEAKER_02: Oh junk.
- 14:04SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
- 14:04SPEAKER_02: My favorite thing that you say is toilet.
- 14:07SPEAKER_02: Okay, this is this is my take.
- 14:10SPEAKER_02: Y'all are from my neck of the woods.
- 14:12SPEAKER_02: So why are y'all making fun of the way I talk when y'all are in my neck of the woods?
- 14:17SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
- 14:18SPEAKER_02: This is your neck of the woods?
- 14:20SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 14:20SPEAKER_02: Why are Jersey people and people from the north making fun of the way I talk when Don't be slandering the northern folk?
- 14:27SPEAKER_01: Them Yankees.
- 14:29SPEAKER_01: Yeah, don't be slandering them northern folk.
- 14:31SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not slandering them.
- 14:32SPEAKER_02: I'm slandering them in the fact that they're making fun of the way I talk when they're the ones paying out-of-state tuition, not me.
- 14:39SPEAKER_02: Just saying.
- 14:40SPEAKER_01: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 14:42SPEAKER_01: Thanks, Ava.
- 14:43SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we got that one from our friend Ava.
- 14:45SPEAKER_01: Available.
- 14:45SPEAKER_01: Ava the Bon.
- 14:48SPEAKER_01: Queen.
- 14:49SPEAKER_02: Queen.
- 14:50SPEAKER_02: We love her.
- 14:50SPEAKER_02: She's one of our freshly leaders.
- 14:52SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 14:53SPEAKER_02: We do, in fact, have three Freshly leaders.
- 14:56SPEAKER_02: Matt Bryce.
- 14:57SPEAKER_02: Ashley.
- 14:58SPEAKER_02: And oh Ava.
- 15:01SPEAKER_01: I was trying to remember Ashley's last name.
- 15:03SPEAKER_01: What is it?
- 15:04SPEAKER_01: Riker?
- 15:04SPEAKER_01: Rikard.
- 15:05SPEAKER_01: Love you.
- 15:06SPEAKER_01: Love Ash.
- 15:07SPEAKER_01: Ashley.
- 15:08SPEAKER_01: Ashley.
- 15:09SPEAKER_01: Because Ash is someone else.
- 15:10SPEAKER_01: There's too many double names in this joint.
- 15:12SPEAKER_01: We gotta start nicknaming people.
- 15:14SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 15:15SPEAKER_01: Too many.
- 15:15SPEAKER_01: We got two two Lauren's, two Ashley's.
- 15:19SPEAKER_01: Like seven million sacks.
- 15:21SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's like a bajillion and a half of those.
- 15:23SPEAKER_01: Too many Andrews.
- 15:24SPEAKER_02: We got oh we got how many Andrews do we have?
- 15:26SPEAKER_02: Well, you got Wetzel and Peel.
- 15:28SPEAKER_02: Oh.
- 15:29SPEAKER_02: Well, Wetzel's Wetzel.
- 15:30SPEAKER_02: Wetzel's not Andrew.
- 15:32SPEAKER_01: Well then Peel's also Peel.
- 15:33SPEAKER_01: He's not really Andrew either.
- 15:34SPEAKER_01: True.
- 15:35SPEAKER_01: The only person I know.
- 15:37SPEAKER_01: Boom! Roasted.
- 15:39SPEAKER_01: Boom.
- 15:42SPEAKER_02: Oh Lord, that was terrible.
- 15:44SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 15:44SPEAKER_01: I was trying to get your attention.
- 15:46SPEAKER_01: Oh, what does you need?
- 15:47SPEAKER_01: Oh nothing.
- 15:48SPEAKER_01: Oh, we got too many Julia's too.
- 15:51SPEAKER_01: There's like six of them, folks.
- 15:52SPEAKER_01: Oh lord, there are.
- 15:53SPEAKER_01: No, I think there's only three.
- 15:55SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 15:55SPEAKER_01: There's three.
- 15:56SPEAKER_02: Oh, there's Sarah's too.
- 15:57SPEAKER_02: There's two Sarah's.
- 15:58SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there is two Sarah's.
- 16:00SPEAKER_02: There's so many.
- 16:01SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we all need to diversify y'all's children's names in the future so that we don't end up in the same shoes that we are in now.
- 16:07SPEAKER_01: I think everyone should just go by their last name.
- 16:10SPEAKER_01: Oh no, but the Hunleys would be confused then too.
- 16:12SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that doesn't work.
- 16:13SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's not gonna work.
- 16:14SPEAKER_01: We should just nickname everyone.
- 16:15SPEAKER_02: But I don't want to go by fields.
- 16:17SPEAKER_02: Oh, there's too many there's two Emmas too.
- 16:18SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh, yeah.
- 16:19SPEAKER_02: Wait.
- 16:20SPEAKER_02: Yes, there is.
- 16:21SPEAKER_02: Emma Rivers, Emma Simons.
- 16:22SPEAKER_02: Nope, nope, just Simon.
- 16:23SPEAKER_02: No S.
- 16:24SPEAKER_02: Oh, dang it.
- 16:25SPEAKER_02: That I swear, at the beginning, we both went by Emma Simons.
- 16:29SPEAKER_02: We thought it was.
- 16:30SPEAKER_02: And she didn't correct us.
- 16:31SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we don't know much though.
- 16:33SPEAKER_02: True.
- 16:34SPEAKER_02: We are only freshmen.
- 16:36SPEAKER_01: I feel like you can hear me swallow that time.
- 16:39SPEAKER_01: Good year.
- 16:40SPEAKER_01: That was so funny you went gulp.
- 16:42SPEAKER_01: I had to.
- 16:43SPEAKER_01: I'm so sorry.
- 16:43SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you gotta build up a saliva in your mouth.
- 16:46SPEAKER_01: That's so inappropriate.
- 16:50SPEAKER_01: I don't know what else we're supposed to talk about.
- 16:51SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, let me tell you about life on the ranch.
- 16:54SPEAKER_01: Okay, so home on the ranch.
- 16:58SPEAKER_01: I was thinking that same song.
- 16:59SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 17:00SPEAKER_01: You ever seen that movie, Old Yeller?
- 17:02SPEAKER_01: No.
- 17:02SPEAKER_01: Why would I ever watch that movie?
- 17:04SPEAKER_01: The dog dies in the end.
- 17:05SPEAKER_01: That's terrible.
- 17:06SPEAKER_01: I'm scared of dogs, so I have no sympathy.
- 17:08SPEAKER_01: I do.
- 17:08SPEAKER_01: I like that song.
- 17:10SPEAKER_01: I think there's a song in it that goes, Old Yeller, come back yeller.
- 17:14SPEAKER_01: What a good song.
- 17:16SPEAKER_01: That's the only part I know.
- 17:17SPEAKER_01: I don't think it's a song.
- 17:18SPEAKER_01: I think it's just like a call, you know?
- 17:19SPEAKER_02: I don't know that song.
- 17:20SPEAKER_02: Is that your foot?
- 17:21SPEAKER_02: That is my foot.
- 17:22SPEAKER_01: Stop playing footsies with me.
- 17:23SPEAKER_02: That's weird.
- 17:24SPEAKER_02: I was trying to move my feet.
- 17:25SPEAKER_02: I was stretching it on my mouth.
- 17:26SPEAKER_02: You were you got a foot cramp?
- 17:27SPEAKER_02: No, I just need to stretch my legs.
- 17:30SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
- 17:30SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 17:31SPEAKER_01: What else are we supposed to talk about?
- 17:32SPEAKER_02: Freshman experiences.
- 17:34SPEAKER_01: We have yet to we got one.
- 17:36SPEAKER_01: What else is a freshman experience?
- 17:38SPEAKER_01: Literally any.
- 17:38SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 17:39SPEAKER_01: Let me tell you the best thing I that we have decided to do recently.
- 17:42SPEAKER_01: We just start inviting people to dinner and then we just give them because I've got an ID card, and no, and like, so if I scan into the dining hall on my phone, someone else can follow in behind me with my ID card, and they can also get in.
- 17:56SPEAKER_01: That's the best thing ever.
- 17:57SPEAKER_01: I've gone through it's Wednesday, or no, it's Thursday, and I've gone through 25 meal swipes this week, and I've only eaten in the dining hall like maybe three times, four times, possibly.
- 18:08SPEAKER_01: So other people just be using my card all the time.
- 18:10SPEAKER_02: It's fantastic though, because then we have a large group of people that end up in Schaletter.
- 18:15SPEAKER_02: Um that's the best place ever.
- 18:17SPEAKER_02: It really is.
- 18:18SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the other vibe.
- 18:19SPEAKER_02: Derek, Derek with his music pumping.
- 18:21SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he had a mic the other day.
- 18:23SPEAKER_01: We tried to get Matt Paris to ride Heartless, but he's he's he was chicken.
- 18:27SPEAKER_02: Oh, come on now.
- 18:28SPEAKER_01: I I would bust out um freaking Magic by Bob.
- 18:32SPEAKER_02: Such a good song.
- 18:33SPEAKER_01: My go-to karaoke song is It's All Coming Back to Me by Celine Dion.
- 18:37SPEAKER_01: I feel like it just really captures my vocal cords.
- 18:39SPEAKER_01: Here, let's hear a little snippet of it.
- 18:42SPEAKER_01: How does it start?
- 18:43SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 18:44SPEAKER_01: Yeah, me either.
- 18:46SPEAKER_01: I need the I need the words.
- 18:47SPEAKER_01: I need the words.
- 18:48SPEAKER_01: Karaoke's got the words.
- 18:49SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're gonna pull them up for me?
- 18:50SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm gonna pull them up for you.
- 18:52SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
- 18:52SPEAKER_01: You're so welcome.
- 18:53SPEAKER_01: What is this song called?
- 18:54SPEAKER_01: It's all coming back to me by Celine Dion.
- 18:57SPEAKER_01: Okay, hold on.
- 18:58SPEAKER_01: Give me a second.
- 18:59SPEAKER_01: Okay, you I'm waiting.
- 19:02SPEAKER_02: It's all coming back to me now.
- 19:06SPEAKER_02: Okay, should I play a little snippet of it?
- 19:08SPEAKER_01: Yeah, small snippet.
- 19:10SPEAKER_02: Okay, no no no no.
- 19:11SPEAKER_02: I think you should go a cappella.
- 19:14SPEAKER_02: Acapella?
- 19:15SPEAKER_02: How's that work?
- 19:16SPEAKER_02: That's where you just sing the words.
- 19:17SPEAKER_01: Oh no, I can't do that.
- 19:19SPEAKER_02: I need the beat.
- 19:20SPEAKER_02: I gotta know where my words line up.
- 19:22SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay.
- 19:22SPEAKER_02: Well then I'll play a little snippet of it.
- 19:24SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
- 19:25SPEAKER_02: Should I put it up to mic like this?
- 19:27SPEAKER_01: But can't do our mics overlap, or like is it just like I'm speaking and then it cuts off and you speak, or is it like one of the things?
- 19:33SPEAKER_01: I think I think waiting.
- 19:34SPEAKER_02: Wait, hold on.
- 19:35SPEAKER_02: If we both talk at the same time.
- 19:36SPEAKER_02: Can we both talk at the same time?
- 19:37SPEAKER_02: I think we can I can't hear you.
- 19:39SPEAKER_02: But I can hear you.
- 19:40SPEAKER_02: Okay, but I can't hear me.
- 19:41SPEAKER_02: But I can hear both of us at the keep talking.
- 19:43SPEAKER_02: Maybe I'm not gonna be able to do that.
- 19:44SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can hear us both at the same time.
- 19:46SPEAKER_02: Like it's are you a cat or something?
- 19:49SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 19:50SPEAKER_02: Oh, fun fact.
- 19:51SPEAKER_02: One time we were going, I think we were going to a basketball game, and we were walking past the shoe boxes, and this child across the table from me barks, like full of barks at this dog.
- 20:04SPEAKER_02: I had to assert my dominance.
- 20:06SPEAKER_02: Please never do that again.
- 20:08SPEAKER_02: Oh lord.
- 20:08SPEAKER_02: It was it was it was a a bit embarrassing for the people around her.
- 20:13SPEAKER_02: It was just you around me.
- 20:14SPEAKER_02: No, there was a bunch of people with us.
- 20:15SPEAKER_02: I was like, Oh yeah, freshly all pulled up to the basketball game.
- 20:18SPEAKER_02: Basketball games, so fun.
- 20:20SPEAKER_02: Fun fact, I was a student of the game.
- 20:22SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because of my tinsel.
- 20:24SPEAKER_01: It was your tinsel.
- 20:26SPEAKER_01: I have I have uh come apparently started a trend in Wesley where everyone now wants sparkly hair.
- 20:32SPEAKER_01: So I currently have some in my backpack because later I'm going to hang out with my good friend Emma Rivers, and she wants some tinsel back because Queen just got out of quarantine.
- 20:41SPEAKER_01: Bless up.
- 20:42SPEAKER_01: What color is she gonna get?
- 20:43SPEAKER_01: I think she's gonna get green again.
- 20:44SPEAKER_01: Go West Florence High School.
- 20:46SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
- 20:47SPEAKER_02: Been there, done that.
- 20:48SPEAKER_01: Never West Florence.
- 20:50SPEAKER_02: Never.
- 20:50SPEAKER_01: No, are you a Wilson y'all?
- 20:52SPEAKER_02: No.
- 20:53SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm I'm piecing out of West Flow.
- 20:55SPEAKER_01: No, no more Westflow.
- 20:57SPEAKER_02: No, no more flow.
- 20:58SPEAKER_02: No more flow.
- 20:59SPEAKER_01: You got no more flow in your town?
- 21:01SPEAKER_01: No mo.
- 21:01SPEAKER_01: No mo.
- 21:02SPEAKER_01: No mo flow.
- 21:03SPEAKER_01: No more flow.
- 21:08SPEAKER_01: Bailey, that was one of our best segments.
- 21:10SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you should cut that one in.
- 21:11SPEAKER_01: Just make that the whole podcast.
- 21:12SPEAKER_01: No mo flow.
- 21:13SPEAKER_01: No more flow.
- 21:17SPEAKER_02: Don't be yakking in here.
- 21:18SPEAKER_02: Not yakking, I just coughed.
- 21:21SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's because you got COVID.
- 21:22SPEAKER_02: No, I I I do not.
- 21:24SPEAKER_02: Do not put that in there, Bailey, please.
- 21:27SPEAKER_01: No.
- 21:27SPEAKER_01: Guys, listen, I'm convinced I'm invincible.
- 21:30SPEAKER_01: No, I'm invincible.
- 21:31SPEAKER_01: No, you're not invincible.
- 21:32SPEAKER_01: I know, but I was I was throwing out these brain teasers the other day, and freshly I said, I'm immortal until proven otherwise.
- 21:39SPEAKER_01: Ain't that the truth?
- 21:40SPEAKER_01: I mean But if you think about it.
- 21:44SPEAKER_02: I mean, it is true.
- 21:46SPEAKER_02: It is true.
- 21:47SPEAKER_02: It's a bit morbid, but not morbid.
- 21:50SPEAKER_02: Morbid.
- 21:51SPEAKER_02: Bro, we got so sidetracked.
- 21:54SPEAKER_02: Oh.
- 21:54SPEAKER_02: We're supposed to go on a museum tour?
- 21:57SPEAKER_02: Since when?
- 21:57SPEAKER_02: Since when?
- 21:58SPEAKER_02: I'm not going on a museum.
- 21:59SPEAKER_01: I'm not going on a museum tour.
- 22:00SPEAKER_01: Museum tour.
- 22:00SPEAKER_01: That sounds boring.
- 22:01SPEAKER_02: Okay, I think we should talk about our our Instagram page.
- 22:06SPEAKER_02: What's on it?
- 22:07SPEAKER_02: The Fannie Kylie Show.
- 22:09SPEAKER_02: What about it?
- 22:10SPEAKER_01: Tell us a little bit about it.
- 22:12SPEAKER_01: About what?
- 22:13SPEAKER_01: Uh our Fannie Kylie show.
- 22:15SPEAKER_01: But why?
- 22:16SPEAKER_01: We don't do anything on there.
- 22:17SPEAKER_01: I guess we do.
- 22:20SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're the one to talk now, you're barping.
- 22:23SPEAKER_02: Well, it's because I'm allergic to dairy and I had pizza for lunch.
- 22:26SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, we have this Fannie Kylie show.
- 22:28SPEAKER_02: It is a joint Instagram account with both of us that we both post.
- 22:32SPEAKER_02: And it's a fun time.
- 22:33SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's just a bunch of random things that we do throughout the week.
- 22:36SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 22:37SPEAKER_01: Just depending on the day.
- 22:38SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, let me tell you guys all about our trend.
- 22:41SPEAKER_01: We want everyone to bring back planking.
- 22:43SPEAKER_01: Okay, so you everyone remember that like 2013, 2014 um little little what was it?
- 22:50SPEAKER_01: Like a challenge?
- 22:50SPEAKER_01: Was it like a it was just, you know, like it was a trend.
- 22:54SPEAKER_02: You know it was a mannequin challenge.
- 22:55SPEAKER_02: It was just a thing.
- 22:56SPEAKER_01: It was a trend.
- 22:57SPEAKER_01: And we're trying to start it back up.
- 22:59SPEAKER_01: And planking is where you lay face down on just random objects, such as a bicycle, a trash can.
- 23:06SPEAKER_01: How do you do that on a bicycle?
- 23:08SPEAKER_01: Well, you gotta put your hands over the ste the bar and then you put your feet out the back, stomach on the little the little seat thing.
- 23:14SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but like the balance.
- 23:16SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 23:17SPEAKER_01: Physics.
- 23:18SPEAKER_01: You know nothing about physics besides physics is a word.
- 23:22SPEAKER_01: Hey.
- 23:23SPEAKER_01: Yo.
- 23:23SPEAKER_01: Yo.
- 23:24SPEAKER_01: Oh, and gravity.
- 23:25SPEAKER_01: You got gravity down.
- 23:27SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 23:28SPEAKER_01: We should go back to spin class.
- 23:29SPEAKER_01: When we were when we first got here, we signed up for the spin classes.
- 23:33SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh, those were so those are so fun.
- 23:35SPEAKER_01: So if anyone wants to go spin class with us, we would love to go.
- 23:38SPEAKER_02: DM us on the Fannie Kylie Show.
- 23:40SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 23:41SPEAKER_02: Or text us.
- 23:42SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 23:43SPEAKER_02: Or reach out to us.
- 23:44SPEAKER_01: You should read out your number.
- 23:45SPEAKER_01: What's your phone number?
- 23:46SPEAKER_02: I ain't giving my phone number to the public.
- 23:50SPEAKER_01: That is class.
- 23:51SPEAKER_02: That's bad information.
- 23:52SPEAKER_01: I was really hoping you would fall for that.
- 23:55SPEAKER_01: Man, you should be like, yeah, my number is 843.
- 23:58SPEAKER_01: Shh.
- 23:58SPEAKER_01: That's all I know.
- 23:59SPEAKER_01: I know that Florence is the 843.
- 24:01SPEAKER_01: Well, that's given away too much information.
- 24:03SPEAKER_01: You already said you're from Flow No More.
- 24:06SPEAKER_01: Flow no more.
- 24:08SPEAKER_01: That's a good one.
- 24:09SPEAKER_02: We've never said that before.
- 24:10SPEAKER_02: No, that's a good one.
- 24:11SPEAKER_02: We should write that down.
- 24:12SPEAKER_02: We gotta start with that.
- 24:13SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'm writing it down.
- 24:14SPEAKER_02: Flow.
- 24:16SPEAKER_02: No.
- 24:17SPEAKER_02: Mo.
- 24:18SPEAKER_02: How do you spell Mo?
- 24:20SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna go M-O.
- 24:21SPEAKER_01: But like, because Mo E is Mo's.
- 24:24SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 24:24SPEAKER_01: I feel like that's a deeper tone than Mo.
- 24:26SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 24:26SPEAKER_02: Flow no Mo.
- 24:28SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
- 24:29SPEAKER_02: Like L Mo.
- 24:30SPEAKER_02: E-L-M-O.
- 24:32SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 24:33SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 24:33SPEAKER_02: Hot topic question.
- 24:35SPEAKER_01: What is your least favorite part about living with me?
- 24:38SPEAKER_01: Oh, this is a good one.
- 24:39SPEAKER_01: Okay, so Fanny has a tendency to be dramatic.
- 24:43SPEAKER_01: So every night around like 10:30, 11 when she's in bed, she'll just dramatically sigh, which means she wants me to unplug the lights.
- 24:50SPEAKER_01: Oh, because we have these lights around our room that go on like that little asbestos ceiling we got in Manon.
- 24:57SPEAKER_01: And it's like you gotta like, I don't know, the fluorescent lighting in there really just doesn't do us well.
- 25:04SPEAKER_01: We always get headaches, so we just always keep the lights off.
- 25:08SPEAKER_01: So we got like little lights that ripe around our room.
- 25:10SPEAKER_01: So our room's always dark, which makes it a little nice little it's a comfortable space.
- 25:14SPEAKER_01: It's very homey.
- 25:15SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 25:15SPEAKER_01: Every freshman, this is another thing.
- 25:17SPEAKER_01: Every freshman should have a waffle maker.
- 25:20SPEAKER_02: Fair.
- 25:20SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
- 25:21SPEAKER_02: I need to tell y'all a funny story.
- 25:23SPEAKER_02: So um one day Kylie was out and about on the town.
- 25:27SPEAKER_02: I don't remember really what you're about.
- 25:28SPEAKER_01: Oh, was this when you burned down the building?
- 25:30SPEAKER_02: Shh.
- 25:30SPEAKER_02: I did not burn down the building.
- 25:31SPEAKER_02: Oh, I was at the I was at the gym.
- 25:33SPEAKER_02: And you called me.
- 25:34SPEAKER_02: Here, let me give you story time.
- 25:36SPEAKER_02: Okay, story time.
- 25:37SPEAKER_02: Here's the story time.
- 25:38SPEAKER_02: So Kylie is peacefully studying in the lib while Fanny attempts to make her be a good roommate.
- 25:44SPEAKER_02: She tries to make waffles for her when she returns so she can have a snap before she goes freshly, right?
- 25:51SPEAKER_02: So nice of me, right?
- 25:52SPEAKER_02: That is very nice of you.
- 25:53SPEAKER_02: I know.
- 25:53SPEAKER_02: I was trying to.
- 25:54SPEAKER_01: How responsible.
- 25:55SPEAKER_02: Respectful even.
- 25:56SPEAKER_02: However, Fanny cannot make waffles and made a huge mess.
- 26:01SPEAKER_02: Um, Fanny call it calls Kylie to resolve the problem and comes to the rescue.
- 26:06SPEAKER_02: Kylie does, because I'm calling her.
- 26:08SPEAKER_02: I'm like, Kylie, I've made a huge mess.
- 26:10SPEAKER_02: Like the waffles mix is everywhere, and the waffle is not baking.
- 26:16SPEAKER_01: There's currently waffle mix still like embedded in our carpet, and we're not sure really how to get that.
- 26:21SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 26:21SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, drop suggestions if you know how to get Yeah.
- 26:24SPEAKER_01: If you know how to get waffle mix out of a carpet, that would be much appreciated.
- 26:27SPEAKER_02: Okay, anyway, so we're gonna continue the story.
- 26:29SPEAKER_02: So while Kylie is on the way to the rescue, Fanny captures a beautiful sunset picture of her.
- 26:34SPEAKER_02: That was actually really pretty.
- 26:36SPEAKER_02: Our friends down the hall live in Maine, but they live at the side that faces towards Tillman, so they get beautiful sunsets every night.
- 26:43SPEAKER_02: So I was taking pictures of that.
- 26:44SPEAKER_02: So Kylie did in fact fix the fiasco, and all was right with what with the world.
- 26:49SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they our friends they're Bella and Mackenzie.
- 26:52SPEAKER_01: And um, would you stop beating on the table?
- 26:54SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
- 26:55SPEAKER_02: Kaley's gonna kill us both.
- 26:56SPEAKER_02: I just put my phone down.
- 26:57SPEAKER_02: I didn't mean to.
- 26:58SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you gotta drop it on the floor.
- 26:59SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay.
- 27:00SPEAKER_02: I'll make I'll make sure to do that next time.
- 27:04SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so our friends, they have like this nice, really, really nice view.
- 27:08SPEAKER_01: So I'm always in their door with my little camera, snapping photos.
- 27:12SPEAKER_02: Oh, that is a good thing with Kylie.
- 27:13SPEAKER_02: She has a professional camera and she captures all the formal semis, any pictures you can imagine.
- 27:20SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I have like what what what picture what I have I have Gamma Fi, I have uh Pi Fi, Pi Fi, you have all the FIS.
- 27:30SPEAKER_01: Any any fi.
- 27:31SPEAKER_01: Any fi you want, I have pictures of all of them.
- 27:34SPEAKER_02: FCA formal.
- 27:35SPEAKER_01: Oh, and then that's fine.
- 27:38SPEAKER_02: And then um, but and she'll capture the um Oh, and the gymnastics semi.
- 27:43SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and the gymnastics semi.
- 27:45SPEAKER_02: Uh you'll capture you'll definitely be taking pictures for the Wesley semi as well in April.
- 27:50SPEAKER_01: Is that a thing?
- 27:51SPEAKER_01: I have no idea.
- 27:51SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think it's like at the beginning of April.
- 27:53SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 27:54SPEAKER_01: No one's told me anything.
- 27:55SPEAKER_01: I don't listen to anyone.
- 27:56SPEAKER_01: Well, that's your fault for not.
- 27:57SPEAKER_01: Not listening.
- 27:58SPEAKER_01: They should really they should really start.
- 28:00SPEAKER_01: They should put like I'm thinking, here's what I'm thinking.
- 28:02SPEAKER_01: They should put all important announcements in one place.
- 28:06SPEAKER_02: I think we do do that.
- 28:08SPEAKER_02: It's called the Wesley email weekly this week at Wesley.
- 28:12SPEAKER_02: Like you read that.
- 28:14SPEAKER_02: Or look at the pictures at the bottom.
- 28:17SPEAKER_01: I've submitted some good pictures to that thing.
- 28:19SPEAKER_01: That's debatable.
- 28:20SPEAKER_01: The one last week was you with the harmonica.
- 28:22SPEAKER_01: Oh, and then the wide angle selfie with me and Callie.
- 28:25SPEAKER_02: We do love a good wide angle selfie.
- 28:28SPEAKER_02: It's the best.
- 28:28SPEAKER_02: Actually, I think we should take one right now.
- 28:30SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we should take one right now.
- 28:31SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- 28:32SPEAKER_02: We're gonna we're gonna be taking a little selfie moment.
- 28:35SPEAKER_02: Um, so just give us a quick.
- 28:37SPEAKER_02: I think we should talk about our dorm.
- 28:39SPEAKER_02: I think our dorm is fantabulous.
- 28:41SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh, I can talk about my fake ID collection.
- 28:43SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we can do it's not fake IDs, though.
- 28:45SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's real IDs.
- 28:46SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I gotta read these.
- 28:47SPEAKER_02: Okay, you explain that story.
- 28:48SPEAKER_02: Wait, hold on.
- 28:49SPEAKER_02: Smile.
- 28:51SPEAKER_01: There we go.
- 28:52SPEAKER_01: Did any of them come out good?
- 28:53SPEAKER_02: Um Well, I'm in it, so they all look good.
- 28:57SPEAKER_01: Man, I feel like money.
- 28:59SPEAKER_02: Okay, anyways, let's let's kind of talk about our dorm.
- 29:02SPEAKER_01: Okay, so we have this nice little setup to where um we got oh, we got a we in our dorm.
- 29:07SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we play Mario Kart and our friends down the hall, Bella and McKenzie, they got Just Dance.
- 29:12SPEAKER_01: So yet to play Just Dance.
- 29:13SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, you gotta go play Just Dance.
- 29:15SPEAKER_02: I will go play Just Dance.
- 29:16SPEAKER_01: And so we always like bust a move in there.
- 29:18SPEAKER_01: Oh heck yeah.
- 29:19SPEAKER_02: You do the little stanky leg moment?
- 29:20SPEAKER_02: I am the queen of the stanky leg.
- 29:23SPEAKER_02: That I feel like it's my party state.
- 29:24SPEAKER_01: Also a poll.
- 29:25SPEAKER_01: So if you'd like to vote if Fanny, Sarah, or I have the best stanky leg, my opinion is Sarah Mount.
- 29:31SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 29:32SPEAKER_01: But you're definitely at the bottom.
- 29:33SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm I'm for sure the bottom.
- 29:35SPEAKER_01: My knees don't work, so I got an excuse.
- 29:37SPEAKER_01: I do need to hot glue your braces.
- 29:39SPEAKER_01: Your knee braces.
- 29:40SPEAKER_01: I gotta so if anyone knows anything better than hot glue, because my knee braces broke, so I gotta hot glue them back to the comment, drop a comment down below.
- 29:49SPEAKER_02: Can you can you drop a comment down below?
- 29:51SPEAKER_01: I don't I ain't got a stupid clue.
- 29:55SPEAKER_02: I got a daggone clue.
- 29:57SPEAKER_02: I ain't know I ain't know nothing.
- 29:59SPEAKER_02: I ain't done nothing with nobody.
- 30:00SPEAKER_02: I ain't done nothing with nobody.
- 30:02SPEAKER_01: What was that to Oh, my fake ID wall.
- 30:04SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 30:05SPEAKER_01: My real ID wall.
- 30:06SPEAKER_01: Not fake ID.
- 30:06SPEAKER_01: It's not fake.
- 30:07SPEAKER_01: Okay, so uh many of you guys know I go to a summer camp.
- 30:11SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 30:11SPEAKER_02: That's her that is her personality trait is being a can't a counselor at Camp Crestridge for girls.
- 30:18SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that and I'm from Florida.
- 30:20SPEAKER_01: That's my only personality traits.
- 30:21SPEAKER_01: I got none other.
- 30:24SPEAKER_01: Um, so I was there.
- 30:26SPEAKER_01: Oh, I was there for a month one summer, and I was just hanging out, and my I was writing letters to my friends, and I was like, hey, like my friends in my cabin want to see what you guys look like, so like send me a picture.
- 30:38SPEAKER_01: And they sent me back their high school IDs.
- 30:40SPEAKER_01: And I my cabin thought that was the funniest thing.
- 30:44SPEAKER_01: So then I started collecting random uh high school IDs of people who were at the camp.
- 30:49SPEAKER_01: And then when I got home that sum, like over the whole school year, people just started mailing me their IDs.
- 30:55SPEAKER_01: So I have like ones from Orlando, and I have some from Tennessee, and some from Jacksonville, and some from Alabama, and some from Florence, South Carolina.
- 31:05SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I have I have a West Florence high school ID.
- 31:08SPEAKER_01: Who do you have a West Florence ID?
- 31:09SPEAKER_01: Sara Mount.
- 31:10SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
- 31:10SPEAKER_01: And then I have Teresa's ID, and now I have it I have an FSU card for my friend Avery, and I have um oh, I have a YMCA one from Avery too, and Faith Ann.
- 31:24SPEAKER_01: And yeah, so if you have any high school IDs that you just don't know what to do with, I would love to put them on my wall because I feel like it's a great, it's a great little moment we have.
- 31:32SPEAKER_02: It's definitely a conversation to start away.
- 31:34SPEAKER_02: It is most definitely.
- 31:35SPEAKER_02: And we also have a nice sort of like fontoon setup.
- 31:38SPEAKER_02: Oh, funny story that goes along with that.
- 31:40SPEAKER_02: How did that story even go?
- 31:42SPEAKER_01: Well, you thought it was a fontoon.
- 31:43SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't I know it's a a a futon, but I think I was just talking.
- 31:48SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you just talking and you were like on a fountain.
- 31:51SPEAKER_02: No, I didn't I definitely no, but then I sang on a fountain.
- 31:55SPEAKER_02: So basically that's just our futon that I call a fontoon and it kind of sticks.
- 31:59SPEAKER_02: I think it's weird when people say futon now when they're talking about our crouton, and that makes no sense.
- 32:04SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
- 32:04SPEAKER_02: And we also have a like when you first walk into our dorm, on I guess it would be on the right hand side, there's a wall of Polaroid pictures of everybody who's been into our dorm after fall break.
- 32:17SPEAKER_02: No, Thanksgiving.
- 32:18SPEAKER_02: Thanksgiving break.
- 32:20SPEAKER_02: And it's a great time.
- 32:21SPEAKER_02: And on the other side is a duct tape jail.
- 32:24SPEAKER_02: So if you make us upset, you get put in jail.
- 32:28SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 32:28SPEAKER_01: I don't think there's nobody in jail right now.
- 32:30SPEAKER_01: No one's in jail right now.
- 32:31SPEAKER_02: So but if you want your picture taken, just stop by.
- 32:33SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 32:34SPEAKER_02: We always like guess our door is always open.
- 32:36SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 32:37SPEAKER_01: Not right now.
- 32:37SPEAKER_01: We locked it.
- 32:38SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because we don't want to get in trouble.
- 32:40SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you can't go in there now.
- 32:41SPEAKER_01: Just show up to our dorm.
- 32:42SPEAKER_01: That's weird.
- 32:43SPEAKER_01: Yeah, not right now.
- 32:44SPEAKER_02: Like shoot us a nice little text, be like, hey, I'm coming over.
- 32:46SPEAKER_02: We actually in our roommate con contract, you have seven we get a seven-second warning before someone's coming into our dorm.
- 32:52SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 32:52SPEAKER_02: Our roommate contract's funny.
- 32:54SPEAKER_02: Oh, it is very funny.
- 32:55SPEAKER_02: What's on there?
- 32:56SPEAKER_02: It says who's in charge of the cleaning supplies?
- 32:58SPEAKER_01: Kylie's mom.
- 32:59SPEAKER_01: Yeah, my mom's a dermaphobe, so she like sent a whole bunch of things, which is really No, it's so nice.
- 33:04SPEAKER_01: It's really off-putting because I'm not a dermaphobe.
- 33:07SPEAKER_01: But the thing is, I'm kind of like, you know.
- 33:08SPEAKER_01: We do not have any dish soap though.
- 33:10SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 33:11SPEAKER_01: So listen, my mom, we got like a we got like a 46 ounce bottle of dish soap, and somehow it had fallen off the cleaning shelf in the closet and spilled all over the bottom floor of my closet.
- 33:22SPEAKER_01: So currently my closet smells like dish soap.
- 33:24SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's better than BO.
- 33:25SPEAKER_01: So like I don't smell like BO, so debatable.
- 33:30SPEAKER_01: I don't smell like BO, just my feet stink.
- 33:35SPEAKER_02: I need to get you some of those little um sneaker balls.
- 33:38SPEAKER_02: Sneaker balls.
- 33:39SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I got I think I have some in my house.
- 33:42SPEAKER_01: Why didn't I bring those?
- 33:43SPEAKER_01: Lord, I don't know.
- 33:44SPEAKER_01: I ain't got a clue.
- 33:45SPEAKER_01: But when we go home for spring break, we can get some.
- 33:47SPEAKER_02: That's gonna be so exciting.
- 33:48SPEAKER_02: We're going to Punagor just for spring break, and I've never been more excited for a spring break in my life.
- 33:54SPEAKER_01: She she has no idea what she's getting herself into.
- 33:56SPEAKER_01: My town's not that excited.
- 33:57SPEAKER_02: But you want to go to Florence.
- 33:59SPEAKER_01: Like, Florence is Yeah, but but see, I have no I have no South Carolina geography whatsoever.
- 34:05SPEAKER_01: Geography.
- 34:06SPEAKER_01: I have been to I have been to Clemson, I have been to Greenville, and I have been to Anderson.
- 34:11SPEAKER_01: Those are the only three places in Clem in South Carolina I've ever been.
- 34:14SPEAKER_01: I promise.
- 34:15SPEAKER_01: Florence is not that it's all cracked out to be.
- 34:18SPEAKER_01: Oh, I have been to the USC.
- 34:20SPEAKER_01: That's not nice.
- 34:24SPEAKER_02: Matt probably said I'm rapping.
- 34:26SPEAKER_01: Oh, you are rapping?
- 34:28SPEAKER_02: No, I'm in fact not rapping.
- 34:29SPEAKER_01: Oh, I just whacked something.
- 34:31SPEAKER_01: Sorry, Bailey.
- 34:33SPEAKER_01: Bailey, this is gonna be the pain in the butt for you to edit.
- 34:36SPEAKER_01: That's what I was just about to say.
- 34:37SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 34:38SPEAKER_01: Look at you can't even see my eyeballs over this thing.
- 34:40SPEAKER_01: Yes, you can.
- 34:41SPEAKER_01: There's like this little circle thing, and it's like bigger than my face.
- 34:44SPEAKER_01: This is high tech, guys.
- 34:45SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I feel important.
- 34:47SPEAKER_02: Me too.
- 34:48SPEAKER_02: Me too.
- 34:49SPEAKER_02: You know how you guess how long we've been talking for?
- 34:51SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
- 34:52SPEAKER_02: 35 minutes.
- 34:54SPEAKER_02: What have we actually talked about?
- 34:55SPEAKER_02: We haven't talked about anything.
- 34:56SPEAKER_02: Yes, we have.
- 34:57SPEAKER_02: We've we've had a lot of good conversations.
- 35:00SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 35:00SPEAKER_02: Oh, let's do like a little hot seat kind of moment.
- 35:03SPEAKER_02: Fun fact, hot seat is something that fresh not fresh, freshly does.
- 35:07SPEAKER_02: It's Wesley that they like to do it on trips.
- 35:10SPEAKER_02: So basically they just put people on the spot and they have rapid fire questions for everybody.
- 35:16SPEAKER_02: For those who do not know.
- 35:18SPEAKER_02: So let's do a little What's your favorite way to eat a potato?
- 35:21SPEAKER_01: Mashed.
- 35:22SPEAKER_01: Ew, that's so gross.
- 35:23SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh, no.
- 35:24SPEAKER_02: No, I dad's mashed potatoes.
- 35:26SPEAKER_01: No, the the instant ones we have in the dorms.
- 35:28SPEAKER_01: Oh, bro.
- 35:29SPEAKER_01: So good.
- 35:29SPEAKER_01: I'm saying these are good for no reason.
- 35:31SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 35:32SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 35:32SPEAKER_01: One time I accidentally put expired Parmesan cheese in my mashed potatoes.
- 35:36SPEAKER_02: No, she this is so dumb of her.
- 35:37SPEAKER_02: She goes, another little dorm hack.
- 35:40SPEAKER_02: Make sure your food is not expired.
- 35:42SPEAKER_02: No, no, it wasn't expired.
- 35:43SPEAKER_02: Yes, it was.
- 35:44SPEAKER_02: It's green.
- 35:45SPEAKER_02: It was moldy.
- 35:46SPEAKER_02: That means it's expired.
- 35:47SPEAKER_02: You should not.
- 35:48SPEAKER_02: Yeah, moldy cheese.
- 35:49SPEAKER_02: It means it's aged.
- 35:50SPEAKER_02: Aged cheese.
- 35:50SPEAKER_02: No, that was disgusting.
- 35:51SPEAKER_02: And the next day she felt so sick and she was complaining how her stomach kept hurting.
- 35:55SPEAKER_02: And I was like, I wonder why Shadi asked me.
- 35:57SPEAKER_02: It's because I'm allergic to dairy.
- 35:59SPEAKER_02: It's because you ate a spoiled parmesan.
- 36:03SPEAKER_01: Parmesan.
- 36:04SPEAKER_02: Parmesan.
- 36:05SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 36:05SPEAKER_02: Okay, what's the next question?
- 36:07SPEAKER_01: Um oh, what's your favorite gas station?
- 36:11SPEAKER_01: Oh.
- 36:12SPEAKER_02: I do love the good QT.
- 36:14SPEAKER_02: Oh, let me tell you my creation.
- 36:16SPEAKER_02: So good.
- 36:17SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh, this is the worst thing ever.
- 36:19SPEAKER_02: No, it's not so good.
- 36:20SPEAKER_02: If you need a high energy sugar boost, don't kick me.
- 36:25SPEAKER_01: You would just kick me.
- 36:26SPEAKER_01: Don't touch me.
- 36:29SPEAKER_01: We'll tell that story next.
- 36:31SPEAKER_02: Um, basically, the best drink to have at QT is a frozen slushy lemonade with a white monster.
- 36:39SPEAKER_02: Let me tell you, that energy drink and sugar thing makes you so energetic.
- 36:45SPEAKER_02: That ride back from Green Bowl was a blast.
- 36:48SPEAKER_02: Just purely because of the.
- 36:49SPEAKER_01: And she crashed 45 minutes later.
- 36:51SPEAKER_02: No, it was more like an hour and a half later.
- 36:54SPEAKER_01: But still.
- 36:55SPEAKER_01: What story were we gonna tell now?
- 36:56SPEAKER_01: Don't touch me.
- 36:58SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
- 36:58SPEAKER_01: So here's the thing.
- 36:59SPEAKER_01: Here's the only problem we run into as roommates.
- 37:02SPEAKER_01: I am a morning person.
- 37:04SPEAKER_01: Faith Ann is not.
- 37:06SPEAKER_01: She does not function well.
- 37:08SPEAKER_01: And we both have 8 a.m.'s this semester.
- 37:09SPEAKER_01: And see, I voluntarily signed up for my 8 a.m.
- 37:12SPEAKER_01: I was stuck with them?
- 37:13SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she got stuck with them because she's a loser.
- 37:17SPEAKER_02: Anywho.
- 37:18SPEAKER_02: It's definitely because I changed my concentration last minute and there's not a lot of spots available.
- 37:26SPEAKER_02: Okay, continue.
- 37:27SPEAKER_02: Okay, so what was I saying?
- 37:31SPEAKER_02: You were telling my story of how the only thing that lit it really crashes when it crashes.
- 37:37SPEAKER_01: Okay, so we were like going to our 8 a.m.
- 37:39SPEAKER_01: one morning, and um she obviously brews herself a nice little pot of coffee, whole pot, never anything else.
- 37:45SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
- 37:46SPEAKER_01: Always you gotta tell the Meliston story after.
- 37:48SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
- 37:49SPEAKER_01: And then um, so we were going to the 8 a.m.
- 37:51SPEAKER_01: and we were waiting on the elevator because fun fact, in Manning, no none of the elevators ever work.
- 37:56SPEAKER_01: Always broken.
- 37:56SPEAKER_01: Constantly broken.
- 37:57SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 37:58SPEAKER_01: This whole semester we've only had one.
- 38:00SPEAKER_02: Well, we got two working right now, thank the good lord.
- 38:02SPEAKER_02: I know.
- 38:03SPEAKER_02: But it's gonna be broken in like a day, yeah.
- 38:05SPEAKER_01: It's all the all the intoxicated people that come back.
- 38:08SPEAKER_01: They always break them because they put them feet on the side of the wall.
- 38:11SPEAKER_01: Anywho, um, so oh, we was outside the lobby in the elevator waiting on it, and she had a piece of hair hanging from her little hand, and I tried to grab it, and she goes, she looks at me dead in the eyes and goes, Don't touch me.
- 38:28SPEAKER_01: So now it's our joke.
- 38:30SPEAKER_01: She doesn't so anytime I like get near her, she goes, Don't touch me.
- 38:35SPEAKER_01: It's quite a good time.
- 38:37SPEAKER_01: It's so funny.
- 38:38SPEAKER_01: She does it to everyone now, so don't don't touch Fanna.
- 38:41SPEAKER_01: Don't touch she does not like to be touched.
- 38:44SPEAKER_02: Uh alright, so in the middle of that story, she told me I need to tell the melatonin story.
- 38:49SPEAKER_02: So I think there's two melatonin stories I should tell, but I think I should start off with the first one.
- 38:56SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 38:57SPEAKER_02: So I it was probably like a month ago.
- 39:00SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like a month ago.
- 39:01SPEAKER_02: So I'm just in the door, I'm chilling because I have like an hour or two break between all my classes.
- 39:06SPEAKER_02: So we had these little vitamin gummies that I was gonna take some and then I was gonna head to class.
- 39:12SPEAKER_02: Well, my vitamin gummy and my melatonin gummy containers look the exact same.
- 39:17SPEAKER_02: They're the same brand.
- 39:18SPEAKER_02: They're the same brand, so it's a green packaging, same size, so I wasn't paying attention.
- 39:24SPEAKER_02: Top pop two mellies, okay?
- 39:26SPEAKER_02: This this is like probably like what time?
- 39:29SPEAKER_02: It was it was it was for your 1220 class.
- 39:31SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was for my 1220 class.
- 39:32SPEAKER_02: So I'm sitting in my 1220 class, like about to pass out, because I'm so tired because I did just take two melatonins.
- 39:40SPEAKER_02: So I'm thinking in my head, I'm like, how in the world do I like shake this tiredness off?
- 39:46SPEAKER_02: Because I got the rest of the day, I got things to do.
- 39:49SPEAKER_02: So I decided to drink a monster.
- 39:52SPEAKER_02: And let me tell you, was that the weirdest feeling in the world?
- 39:58SPEAKER_02: So my eyes were like super heavy, but I was like my insides were so jittery.
- 40:04SPEAKER_02: You know, when you're so caffeinated that you're like shaky, it's like that kind of caffeination.
- 40:09SPEAKER_02: So I did, and I was like, I'm gonna combust.
- 40:12SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go combust.
- 40:14SPEAKER_02: I did in fact combust.
- 40:16SPEAKER_02: Bailey, that's on me, dog.
- 40:18SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 40:19SPEAKER_01: She did say, what was it, combustion junction?
- 40:22SPEAKER_01: What's your function?
- 40:25SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
- 40:26SPEAKER_01: I don't think I have any funny stories like that.
- 40:28SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to think.
- 40:29SPEAKER_02: Oh, but like, tell your point of view of the story.
- 40:32SPEAKER_01: Oh, it was so funny.
- 40:33SPEAKER_01: I I think I had left like I was with her, we eat lunch together every day in core.
- 40:38SPEAKER_01: Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
- 40:39SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Monday, Wednesday, Friday with our friends Blaine McKenzie.
- 40:42SPEAKER_01: And um she had gone and gotten a monster, and she was like, That's when we first found out the buzzin' by man.
- 40:49SPEAKER_01: That's our favorite song.
- 40:50SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 40:50SPEAKER_01: That's when we did, because we was sharing the audio with the different That is my our favorite thing to do is share audio.
- 40:56SPEAKER_01: Share audio.
- 40:56SPEAKER_01: It's the best function ever.
- 40:58SPEAKER_01: Okay, anyways, back to your story.
- 41:00SPEAKER_01: Um, so I come, I she like goes in the door.
- 41:03SPEAKER_01: First of all, she to she says, I'm still gonna fall asleep.
- 41:06SPEAKER_01: So she puts chocolate milk in her coffee and drinks straight from the pot.
- 41:10SPEAKER_01: Well, there's only a little bit left.
- 41:11SPEAKER_01: There was only a little bit left, but like straight up just drank from the pot.
- 41:14SPEAKER_01: Put a little straw in there and like was just slurping.
- 41:17SPEAKER_01: And then I leave.
- 41:20SPEAKER_01: I think I had, I think I was hanging out with A.
- 41:23SPEAKER_01: No, you went to the gym.
- 41:24SPEAKER_01: Did I go to the gym?
- 41:25SPEAKER_01: No, you went to the gym.
- 41:26SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 41:26SPEAKER_01: So I went to the gym, and then I had come back, and she was like sprawled on the ground, feet on her little beanbag massage chair, head on the ground, watching some the circle or her little reality TV shows.
- 41:41SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, so good.
- 41:42SPEAKER_01: And she's like, I she comes in, looks at me, and goes, I combusted, and then falls asleep on the ground.
- 41:49SPEAKER_01: It was that was some good sleep.
- 41:51SPEAKER_01: That was some good sleep.
- 41:52SPEAKER_01: Oh no, the other time you took the melatonin, you took too many.
- 41:55SPEAKER_02: No, I okay, I didn't take too many.
- 41:57SPEAKER_02: I the packaging says to take two, okay?
- 42:00SPEAKER_02: So Monday was in fact my birthday.
- 42:03SPEAKER_02: So on Sunday night, I took two melatonins just like normal, and Kylie was yelling at me.
- 42:10SPEAKER_02: It was I was so annoyed at this point because she was like, go to sleep so I can go to sleep.
- 42:14SPEAKER_02: And I was like, when has my sleep ever prohibited your sleep schedule?
- 42:18SPEAKER_02: Right?
- 42:19SPEAKER_02: And turns out that they were going to decorate the dorm for my birthday.
- 42:23SPEAKER_02: How sweet! And I feel a little bad now because I was a little irritated.
- 42:27SPEAKER_02: But there was like three or four girls in our dorm putting streamers and balloons and all this stuff in our dorm.
- 42:34SPEAKER_02: I didn't hear a single one of them.
- 42:36SPEAKER_02: And then that morning, another one of our friends dropped off a coffee and a bagel for me for my birthday.
- 42:41SPEAKER_02: So, so sweet.
- 42:43SPEAKER_02: And apparently I sat up in my sleep and laid back down and didn't hear them.
- 42:47SPEAKER_02: So I didn't know any of that happened until I woke up at like nine later that day.
- 42:53SPEAKER_02: So if anyone tries to rob our dorm when I'm asleep, like they have full rain.
- 42:58SPEAKER_02: So I probably should start be taking one melatonin instead of two.
- 43:02SPEAKER_01: Or locking the door.
- 43:03SPEAKER_02: Both well, that would be on you to lock the door, not me.
- 43:06SPEAKER_01: But you never remember your keys.
- 43:07SPEAKER_02: So if I lock the door and then you leave, then I'd have to open the door and leave it unlocked or locked.
- 43:13SPEAKER_01: Well, maybe you should just start carrying your keys.
- 43:16SPEAKER_01: I would love to see.
- 43:18SPEAKER_01: She has left her keys in.
- 43:19SPEAKER_01: We've been eating in core, and then we get back to the dorm.
- 43:21SPEAKER_01: She has no idea where her keys are.
- 43:23SPEAKER_01: She's left them in our friend Bryce's truck.
- 43:25SPEAKER_01: She has left them at the Wesley building.
- 43:27SPEAKER_01: She has gone from the Wesley building and was like, I don't have my phone.
- 43:31SPEAKER_01: We had to turn back around and go get it.
- 43:33SPEAKER_01: Um you leave your stuff everywhere.
- 43:36SPEAKER_01: But not as bad as Julia.
- 43:37SPEAKER_02: Julia, Lord, she is something every single time.
- 43:41SPEAKER_01: She she needs like a little leash for all of her belongings.
- 43:44SPEAKER_01: She does.
- 43:45SPEAKER_01: They need to be retractable back to her backpack, needs magnets in all of them.
- 43:49SPEAKER_01: Trying to think of a good story about you to tell.
- 43:51SPEAKER_01: I I'm not that entertaining.
- 43:53SPEAKER_01: No, you're so entertaining.
- 43:54SPEAKER_01: Kylie's out of pocket funny.
- 43:57SPEAKER_01: Ah, yeah.
- 43:57SPEAKER_01: Not I we were talking about this the other day.
- 44:00SPEAKER_01: It's not like Natalie's out of pocket for you.
- 44:02SPEAKER_02: I'm taking a phone call.
- 44:04SPEAKER_01: My dad's calling me.
- 44:05SPEAKER_01: Should I answer?
- 44:07SPEAKER_02: Yeah, put him on.
- 44:09SPEAKER_02: Hey, dad.
- 44:10SPEAKER_02: Hey, what you up to do?
- 44:12SPEAKER_02: I'm filming a podcast.
- 44:13SPEAKER_02: You want to say hello?
- 44:16SPEAKER_04: Oh, Dewey.
- 44:18SPEAKER_02: All right, I'll call you back and explain it.
- 44:22SPEAKER_02: Bye.
- 44:28SPEAKER_02: That's my favorite thing, her dad calls us.
- 44:31SPEAKER_02: That is my dad for you.
- 44:32SPEAKER_02: Alrighty.
- 44:33SPEAKER_02: Okay, back.
- 44:34SPEAKER_02: We're talking you're out-of-pocket funny.
- 44:37SPEAKER_02: But not like that out-of-pocket funny.
- 44:39SPEAKER_01: No, it's just like random stuff that you say.
- 44:41SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's just random.
- 44:42SPEAKER_01: I say everything that comes to my brain.
- 44:43SPEAKER_01: There's not, I have no- We neither one of us have a filter.
- 44:46SPEAKER_01: No, we really need to develop one.
- 44:48SPEAKER_01: If anyone has any tips on how to develop a filter, comment below.
- 44:51SPEAKER_01: You can't comment below.
- 44:52SPEAKER_01: It's not YouTube, dog.
- 44:54SPEAKER_01: Comment below.
- 44:56SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 44:56SPEAKER_01: Drop drop it in the comms.
- 44:58SPEAKER_01: In the comms.
- 44:59SPEAKER_02: I I do like her slang that she uses.
- 45:01SPEAKER_02: I've definitely picked up a few words from Kylie, especially shoddy.
- 45:05SPEAKER_02: Um, it's got me in a little bit of trouble calling people shoddy that it should be calling shoddy.
- 45:11SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 45:11SPEAKER_02: My mom thought it was funny, actually.
- 45:12SPEAKER_02: She didn't she didn't get upset.
- 45:14SPEAKER_02: But I called it picked up.
- 45:16SPEAKER_01: Oh, drama.
- 45:17SPEAKER_01: Drama.
- 45:18SPEAKER_01: That one, yeah.
- 45:20SPEAKER_01: I don't have that much slang.
- 45:21SPEAKER_01: I just make up words.
- 45:22SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 45:22SPEAKER_01: It's so funny.
- 45:23SPEAKER_01: If I don't know what it's called, I'll just make something up.
- 45:26SPEAKER_01: People usually believe me too.
- 45:27SPEAKER_01: Oh, I do.
- 45:28SPEAKER_01: They really gotta stop it.
- 45:29SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm not sure.
- 45:30SPEAKER_02: I think go should no ego for no reason.
- 45:32SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 45:32SPEAKER_01: I make up so much things, and people are just like, yeah, that makes sense.
- 45:35SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, yeah, for sure.
- 45:37SPEAKER_01: 100% made that up.
- 45:38SPEAKER_01: Every literature exam I've taken ever.
- 45:40SPEAKER_01: I've taken two this semester so far because I'm in some literature class.
- 45:44SPEAKER_01: I hate reading.
- 45:45SPEAKER_01: It's so annoying.
- 45:46SPEAKER_01: I haven't read a book since the fifth grade.
- 45:48SPEAKER_01: No, I have.
- 45:49SPEAKER_01: I had to read one for my literature.
- 45:50SPEAKER_01: Well, before that class.
- 45:51SPEAKER_01: No, before I hadn't.
- 45:52SPEAKER_01: Um, but I just like be making stuff up.
- 45:55SPEAKER_01: I'm like, this punctuation means blah blah blah because of blah blah blah.
- 46:00SPEAKER_01: The author alludes to blah blah blah because blah blah blah.
- 46:04SPEAKER_01: I I think it is a really good thing.
- 46:08SPEAKER_01: So you're really good at BSing your way through.
- 46:11SPEAKER_01: Oh, every time without fail.
- 46:13SPEAKER_01: That's how I made it this far.
- 46:15SPEAKER_02: Every day.
- 46:16SPEAKER_02: What is it?
- 46:16SPEAKER_02: All I do is win, win, win, no matter what.
- 46:19SPEAKER_02: Got money on my mind.
- 46:21SPEAKER_01: I can never give it up.
- 46:22SPEAKER_01: Matt Purse did tell us to drop some what is it, a hot beat?
- 46:26SPEAKER_01: Hot beat.
- 46:26SPEAKER_01: Alright.
- 46:27SPEAKER_01: Well, we can't bang on the table.
- 46:29SPEAKER_02: No.
- 46:29SPEAKER_02: Um, can you like can you bust out some beat busting?
- 46:33SPEAKER_01: Like, put you puts and cats and puts and cats and puts and cats and puts and cats.
- 46:41SPEAKER_02: What in the world?
- 46:43SPEAKER_02: Lord have mercy.
- 46:44SPEAKER_02: What was that?
- 46:45SPEAKER_01: That was my rap, and I learned it from Let It Shine, the Disney Channel original movie.
- 46:49SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 46:50SPEAKER_01: Okay, you know what, guys?
- 46:51SPEAKER_01: You know what the best movie is?
- 46:53SPEAKER_01: What?
- 46:53SPEAKER_01: Sing Two.
- 46:54SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, we love that movie.
- 46:55SPEAKER_01: We've seen it twice.
- 46:56SPEAKER_01: It's the best thing ever.
- 46:58SPEAKER_01: Yeah, everyone should watch Sing Two.
- 47:00SPEAKER_01: And when it comes out, Tipp Beetoes.
- 47:02SPEAKER_01: I don't see your Tippy Toes.
- 47:05SPEAKER_01: It's a great movie.
- 47:06SPEAKER_02: Everyone should recommend it.
- 47:08SPEAKER_02: It definitely, I don't know what his writing is on Rotten Tomato, but it definitely should be 100.
- 47:12SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 47:13SPEAKER_01: I'm actually gonna look it up.
- 47:14SPEAKER_01: Rotten Tomatoes a liar.
- 47:15SPEAKER_02: Tomato.
- 47:16SPEAKER_02: Tomato.
- 47:17SPEAKER_02: Tomato.
- 47:18SPEAKER_02: No, I say tomato.
- 47:19SPEAKER_02: No, the funniest thing that Kylie says that I mean that makes me laugh.
- 47:23SPEAKER_02: She says all.
- 47:24SPEAKER_02: She makes all plural every single time.
- 47:26SPEAKER_02: And I think it's the funniest thing.
- 47:28SPEAKER_02: She's like, alls I gotta do today is so funny to me.
- 47:32SPEAKER_02: Well, it's true.
- 47:33SPEAKER_01: It's all I gotta do today.
- 47:35SPEAKER_01: Alls I gotta do today is finish my little coding with my little, I don't know, headers.
- 47:40SPEAKER_01: I gotta put I don't know what that means.
- 47:41SPEAKER_01: I gotta Google some things.
- 47:44SPEAKER_01: Google is a best friend.
- 47:45SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 47:46SPEAKER_02: Oh, it has a 71% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
- 47:48SPEAKER_02: That's so bad.
- 47:49SPEAKER_02: That's so good for Rotten Tomato.
- 47:51SPEAKER_02: That's so good.
- 47:52SPEAKER_02: Tomato Tomato.
- 47:54SPEAKER_02: No tomato.
- 47:55SPEAKER_01: No.
- 47:56SPEAKER_02: Oh, and an audience score of 98.
- 47:58SPEAKER_02: That's so good.
- 47:59SPEAKER_02: It's because our audience is all small-minded people like us.
- 48:02SPEAKER_02: It's so funny.
- 48:03SPEAKER_02: Our favorite by far favorite scene is like the part.
- 48:07SPEAKER_02: No, don't spoil it.
- 48:08SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh, okay.
- 48:10SPEAKER_02: I won't spoil it.
- 48:11SPEAKER_01: No, but if you want to ask us about our favorite part of the movie, we'll tell you.
- 48:14SPEAKER_01: We'll show you.
- 48:15SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 48:15SPEAKER_01: It's a great idea.
- 48:16SPEAKER_02: If you're willing to have it spoiled, we'll tell you.
- 48:19SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 48:19SPEAKER_01: But you can't spoil it for the audience.
- 48:21SPEAKER_02: Oh, I would never spoil it for the audience.
- 48:23SPEAKER_01: No, don't spoil it for them.
- 48:24SPEAKER_02: I won't.
- 48:25SPEAKER_01: What else are we supposed to be talking about?
- 48:27SPEAKER_02: Freshman experiences.
- 48:29SPEAKER_02: We have yet to cover like we definitely talked about freshman experiences, like how much melatonin you should take, or you need a waffle maker.
- 48:38SPEAKER_02: Waffle maker.
- 48:40SPEAKER_02: Our one of our roommates has not a roommates, because we live on in Manning, which is a community style bathroom, and then like two people per room.
- 48:47SPEAKER_02: But girls on our hall, they have an air fryer.
- 48:50SPEAKER_02: Do that game changer.
- 48:51SPEAKER_02: Game changer.
- 48:52SPEAKER_02: Like real cheese I've ever had.
- 48:54SPEAKER_02: Grill cheese.
- 48:54SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
- 48:55SPEAKER_02: Mod sticks, pizza rolls.
- 48:56SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
- 48:57SPEAKER_02: Everything you can imagine.
- 48:58SPEAKER_02: Bagel bites?
- 48:59SPEAKER_02: Just don't show it to your RA.
- 49:00SPEAKER_02: Most RAs don't actually care, but like, ours doesn't.
- 49:03SPEAKER_01: Ours doesn't.
- 49:04SPEAKER_01: We offered ours waffles.
- 49:06SPEAKER_01: On accident.
- 49:07SPEAKER_01: She's like, guys, you're not supposed to have a waffle make her acid.
- 49:10unknown: Shh.
- 49:11SPEAKER_02: Don't tell nobody.
- 49:12SPEAKER_02: Don't shh.
- 49:12SPEAKER_02: We love our RA.
- 49:13SPEAKER_02: She's so funny.
- 49:14SPEAKER_02: We sent her a Christmas card.
- 49:15SPEAKER_02: Oh, we can tell when we did that.
- 49:18SPEAKER_02: We created a Christmas card this semester and um sent it out to a ton of Oh, I'm so sorry.
- 49:25SPEAKER_02: I hit the table.
- 49:26SPEAKER_02: Stop hitting the table.
- 49:27SPEAKER_02: That's not nice.
- 49:28SPEAKER_02: What did the table ever do to you?
- 49:29SPEAKER_02: I'm so sorry.
- 49:30SPEAKER_02: You know what I did in the dining hall today?
- 49:32SPEAKER_02: What did you do?
- 49:32SPEAKER_02: So I was I was walking and I started I saw my friend Trinity, which is one of my classes, um, and I went to go talk to her for a second.
- 49:40SPEAKER_02: And um, and then I ran into a a chair and I like grabbed the chair, I was like, I'm so sorry.
- 49:45SPEAKER_02: And there's a person sitting like two two things down just started laughing at me.
- 49:50SPEAKER_01: Well, you are easy to laugh at.
- 49:52SPEAKER_01: Lord.
- 49:53SPEAKER_01: Um, I don't think I am.
- 49:55SPEAKER_01: I think you are.
- 49:56SPEAKER_01: I think I think you're I think you're funny, but you don't understand why you're funny.
- 50:00SPEAKER_01: You're like one of those people that everyone laughs at, but not with.
- 50:03SPEAKER_01: Lord have mercy, I'm kidding.
- 50:05SPEAKER_01: That was just that was just a prank.
- 50:06SPEAKER_01: That was nice.
- 50:08SPEAKER_01: I just pranked you.
- 50:09SPEAKER_01: Prank.
- 50:10SPEAKER_01: Boom, Rosie.
- 50:11SPEAKER_01: Boom, boom, get first.
- 50:12SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 50:13SPEAKER_01: So also we have this new obsession with basketball, but mainly trash get ball.
- 50:18SPEAKER_01: Hooping.
- 50:18SPEAKER_01: So we we are going to uh get a little Dollar Tree basketball hoop and put it over our trash can.
- 50:24SPEAKER_01: So if anyone wants to come hooping with us, we we'd be more than glad to have you.
- 50:28SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
- 50:29SPEAKER_02: This is a continual debate that me and Kylie have every time we talk about where we're living next year.
- 50:34SPEAKER_02: So we in fact do get along very, very well.
- 50:37SPEAKER_02: So we know we live well together.
- 50:38SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, not where we're living.
- 50:40SPEAKER_01: Our decorations, our house decorations.
- 50:41SPEAKER_01: You didn't let me get there.
- 50:42SPEAKER_01: Okay, sorry.
- 50:43SPEAKER_02: You didn't let me get there.
- 50:44SPEAKER_02: Okay, we are in fact gonna live together because we know that we're gonna live well together next year.
- 50:48SPEAKER_02: So we're living at the cottages, and don't be telling people where we live.
- 50:52SPEAKER_02: That's creepy.
- 50:53SPEAKER_02: They're just gonna be showing up.
- 50:55unknown: Shh.
- 50:56SPEAKER_02: Don't tell nobody.
- 50:57SPEAKER_02: Don't don't tell nobody.
- 50:58SPEAKER_02: That's a secret.
- 50:59SPEAKER_02: Anyways, so we are going to be uh living there, and the main debate we have is the cottage.
- 51:10SPEAKER_02: Oh Lord, have mercy.
- 51:12SPEAKER_02: I'm messing up the story so bad.
- 51:13SPEAKER_02: Yeah, let me let me restart.
- 51:15SPEAKER_02: Okay, so next year we are living together.
- 51:18SPEAKER_02: We're living together at a little townhouse together, and we are at a constant debate on how we're gonna decorate this place.
- 51:25SPEAKER_02: Because I have excellent excellent decorating skills.
- 51:28SPEAKER_02: It's gonna look so junky.
- 51:30SPEAKER_02: She wants to put a minion portrait in our dorm in our house.
- 51:36SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 51:36SPEAKER_02: Over the toilet.
- 51:38SPEAKER_01: Why would you do that?
- 51:39SPEAKER_01: For protection in case you get assassinated while you're on the toilet.
- 51:43SPEAKER_01: There's someone a gr yella little picture dude.
- 51:48SPEAKER_01: Scare.
- 51:49SPEAKER_01: It's a scare fact.
- 51:50SPEAKER_01: It's a thrill factor.
- 51:51SPEAKER_01: It's not scary, it just looks dumb.
- 51:53SPEAKER_01: No, you look dumb.
- 51:55SPEAKER_01: Sorry, I didn't mean it.
- 51:56SPEAKER_01: That was a prank.
- 51:58SPEAKER_01: But I think I think it'd be funny.
- 52:01SPEAKER_01: You can put it in your bathroom, not mine.
- 52:03SPEAKER_01: No, the community one downstairs.
- 52:04SPEAKER_01: No.
- 52:05SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 52:05SPEAKER_01: Absolutely not.
- 52:06SPEAKER_01: Listen, I also want to make it some.
- 52:08SPEAKER_01: You know those, you know those really cheesy house signs that's like live, laugh, love, family, love, forever.
- 52:14SPEAKER_01: You know those little cheesy things?
- 52:16SPEAKER_01: I think we should have some of those in there.
- 52:18SPEAKER_01: I think we could have one, but more than one is too much.
- 52:20SPEAKER_01: And I also think it'd be funny if we took uh old timey pictures and replaced our faces on them and had them going up the stairs.
- 52:26SPEAKER_01: Like the Mona Lisa the official fanny pack.
- 52:29SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 52:30SPEAKER_02: Promo for them real quick.
- 52:32SPEAKER_02: They are our fan page.
- 52:33SPEAKER_02: Hilarious.
- 52:34SPEAKER_01: I don't know why we have a fan page, but it's really funny.
- 52:37SPEAKER_02: It's so funny.
- 52:38SPEAKER_02: Sometimes their content is better than ours most of the time, actually.
- 52:41SPEAKER_01: That's why Matt Pri that's why Matt Price's dad.
- 52:43SPEAKER_01: Death follows it and not ours.
- 52:45SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 52:46SPEAKER_01: We will be friends with Tony one day.
- 52:48SPEAKER_01: That's his name, right?
- 52:49SPEAKER_01: I think so.
- 52:50SPEAKER_01: Mr.
- 52:50SPEAKER_01: Mr.
- 52:50SPEAKER_01: Tony.
- 52:51SPEAKER_02: Mr.
- 52:52SPEAKER_02: Price.
- 52:52SPEAKER_02: Mr.
- 52:53SPEAKER_01: Price for you.
- 52:54SPEAKER_01: Mr.
- 52:54SPEAKER_01: Pricer.
- 52:55SPEAKER_01: Mr.
- 52:55SPEAKER_01: Price.
- 52:57SPEAKER_01: Oh hell.
- 53:01SPEAKER_01: Bailey, I'm so sorry.
- 53:03SPEAKER_01: You gotta listen to this.
- 53:04SPEAKER_01: That's so sad.
- 53:05SPEAKER_01: I'm so sorry, dog.
- 53:06SPEAKER_01: You know how long we've been talking?
- 53:08SPEAKER_01: No.
- 53:08SPEAKER_01: 53 minutes.
- 53:10SPEAKER_01: Will this is his fault.
- 53:11SPEAKER_01: He just left he left us.
- 53:13SPEAKER_01: We literally just in his little little house thing, and he just left.
- 53:16SPEAKER_01: It's got a nice view.
- 53:18SPEAKER_01: Of what?
- 53:19SPEAKER_01: Me?
- 53:19SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
- 53:20SPEAKER_02: Like overview in the windows.
- 53:22SPEAKER_02: And he's very clean.
- 53:24SPEAKER_01: Maybe he cleaned up for us.
- 53:25SPEAKER_01: Maybe he's not actually this clean.
- 53:26SPEAKER_01: I also think he's a gamer.
- 53:28SPEAKER_01: I'm looking at his little setup back here.
- 53:30SPEAKER_01: And the headset that you have on with the little mic.
- 53:32SPEAKER_01: I feel like he's a gamer.
- 53:33SPEAKER_01: I feel like he's a Fortniter.
- 53:35SPEAKER_01: You think he's a Fortniter?
- 53:36SPEAKER_01: I think he is.
- 53:38SPEAKER_01: Unless I don't know what I don't know what like little smart people play.
- 53:41SPEAKER_01: Like, do they play Fortnite?
- 53:42SPEAKER_01: Like if there's like some Minecraft like smart people version where like they're combining chemicals and blowing stuff up, like maybe that's the one he plays.
- 53:49SPEAKER_01: But if not, Fortnite for sure.
- 53:51SPEAKER_02: Uh oh no, he could definitely play like Call of Duty or something.
- 53:55SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
- 53:57SPEAKER_01: That requires aggression.
- 53:58SPEAKER_01: Bailey has no aggression.
- 53:59SPEAKER_01: Sorry, Bailey.
- 54:00SPEAKER_01: Maybe you don't know.
- 54:01SPEAKER_01: He could just be an attacker.
- 54:04SPEAKER_02: Like stealth mode?
- 54:05SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh, like Sarah.
- 54:06SPEAKER_02: Sarah Mao and assassin.
- 54:09SPEAKER_01: Like a little sniper.
- 54:10SPEAKER_01: Like she just walks around.
- 54:11SPEAKER_01: It's because no one knows what she looks like.
- 54:13SPEAKER_02: Everybody knows what Sarah looks like.
- 54:14SPEAKER_02: Not Davis.
- 54:15SPEAKER_02: Even tied.
- 54:16SPEAKER_02: Even tied.
- 54:17SPEAKER_02: Even tied.
- 54:18SPEAKER_02: Everyone ripped Davis.
- 54:19SPEAKER_02: Or twice.
- 54:20SPEAKER_02: Twice.
- 54:21SPEAKER_02: Twice.
- 54:22SPEAKER_02: Now he now he owes Ash 20 bucks.
- 54:24SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 54:25SPEAKER_02: That is funny.
- 54:26SPEAKER_02: That is so funny.
- 54:29SPEAKER_02: I don't know what else we do.
- 54:30SPEAKER_01: Awkward silence.
- 54:32SPEAKER_01: So what are we supposed to talk about now?
- 54:34SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 54:35SPEAKER_01: Should we talk about Freshly more?
- 54:38SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 54:38SPEAKER_01: What else do we do in Freshly?
- 54:40SPEAKER_01: Um Spotted?
- 54:42SPEAKER_02: Oh yes.
- 54:43SPEAKER_02: This is a fun game that we play on Freshly.
- 54:46SPEAKER_02: It's called Spotted.
- 54:47SPEAKER_02: So in our group me group chat, every time we see somebody, we take a picture of them and send it in the group chat, and most of the time we don't say hey.
- 54:55SPEAKER_02: It's quite funny.
- 54:56SPEAKER_02: Sometimes sometimes we say hey, depending on how close or how far we are, but it's quite a time.
- 55:02SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
- 55:02SPEAKER_01: We've s Fanny Fanny's a sniper in that game too.
- 55:05SPEAKER_01: She'll just be seeing people across the horseshoe and just start taking pictures of them.
- 55:09SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
- 55:10SPEAKER_02: I am a sniper.
- 55:11SPEAKER_02: I'm a professional actually.
- 55:12SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she is.
- 55:14SPEAKER_01: Callie usually, Callie, our friend, she usually goes, no paparazzi, please, and puts her hand in front of her face.
- 55:19SPEAKER_01: She's a she's definitely anti-paparazzi.
- 55:21SPEAKER_02: Sarah Mount is the one who gets spotted the most.
- 55:23SPEAKER_02: Handsome.
- 55:24SPEAKER_02: Who's second, probably?
- 55:26SPEAKER_02: I think it's Coco.
- 55:27SPEAKER_02: Coco does get spotted to get them out.
- 55:30SPEAKER_01: Most of actually Lily Hicks.
- 55:32SPEAKER_01: Lily Hicks.
- 55:32SPEAKER_01: Lily gets spotted.
- 55:33SPEAKER_01: I guess a lot of the core people get spotted.
- 55:35SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because they all live over there.
- 55:36SPEAKER_02: Because they all have to walk there.
- 55:38SPEAKER_01: Yeah, all basically the whole group of Freshly lives in Core.
- 55:42SPEAKER_01: Except for me, Fanny, and Coco.
- 55:44SPEAKER_01: And Grace.
- 55:45SPEAKER_01: And Grace.
- 55:45SPEAKER_01: Well, Grace Good'sn't really go to Freshley's.
- 55:47SPEAKER_01: No, but she's still.
- 55:48SPEAKER_02: Grace, you should come to Freshly.
- 55:49SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Grace.
- 55:50SPEAKER_01: Grace.
- 55:51SPEAKER_01: What are you doing with your life?
- 55:52SPEAKER_01: Come on.
- 55:52SPEAKER_01: Hey, don't go that far.
- 55:53SPEAKER_01: No, that was aggressive.
- 55:54SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, Grace.
- 56:00SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
- 56:01SPEAKER_01: What's the outside world sound like?
- 56:02SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh, that sounds so wait.
- 56:05SPEAKER_02: Do it.
- 56:06SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
- 56:06SPEAKER_02: If you take one ear.
- 56:08SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
- 56:09SPEAKER_02: No.
- 56:11SPEAKER_02: Why are you making that noise?
- 56:12SPEAKER_02: That is so much.
- 56:13SPEAKER_01: Because otherwise we got awkward silence.
- 56:15SPEAKER_02: True.
- 56:15SPEAKER_02: We don't want that.
- 56:16SPEAKER_01: No.
- 56:18SPEAKER_01: Wait, maybe we should actually talk about what we do in Freshley.
- 56:21SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 56:21SPEAKER_01: I feel like Julia talked about that though.
- 56:22SPEAKER_01: We didn't actually listen to her podcast in full though.
- 56:25SPEAKER_02: I did.
- 56:25SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
- 56:26SPEAKER_01: Did she?
- 56:27unknown: Okay.
- 56:27SPEAKER_02: She's kind of touched.
- 56:28SPEAKER_02: It's like a great community for us.
- 56:30SPEAKER_02: Like it's a great way to know other freshmen and just have people with the same kind of situation that we're in being in such a new environment.
- 56:37SPEAKER_02: Um, second semester, we've all gotten a lot closer, which has really been nice just to have those people that we can see and talk to all the time.
- 56:45SPEAKER_02: Um, we get to talk about with like older, like upperclassmen like Ava, Matt Price, and Ashley, and like let them pass down some wisdom to us, which is really nice.
- 56:55SPEAKER_02: Um, they've they've slowly become some of our like good friends, and they're not really like our freshly leaders in our eyes.
- 57:01SPEAKER_02: They're more of like really good friends that we know we can turn to if we need.
- 57:04SPEAKER_02: So it's been really fun and I really enjoy it.
- 57:10SPEAKER_01: I think there's a dog in here.
- 57:12SPEAKER_01: Did you hear a bark?
- 57:13SPEAKER_01: Bailey, do you have a dog that we don't know about?
- 57:15SPEAKER_01: I feel like Bailey's a cat person.
- 57:17SPEAKER_01: No, I feel like Bailey, Bailey, Bailey could be a taxidermy kind of guy.
- 57:20SPEAKER_01: Look at that little tiger on his yeah.
- 57:22SPEAKER_01: I feel like Bailey's.
- 57:23SPEAKER_02: You could put that on your face.
- 57:24SPEAKER_02: Is that like a mask?
- 57:26SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
- 57:26SPEAKER_01: I don't want to touch it, because what if we break it?
- 57:28SPEAKER_02: We're not touching anything.
- 57:29SPEAKER_02: I'm not moving from this seat, I'm not breaking nothing.
- 57:32SPEAKER_02: He does have a head scratcher over there.
- 57:34SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh, he has a football sign by Dabbo Sweeney.
- 57:37SPEAKER_02: How impressive.
- 57:38SPEAKER_02: Bailey, you are cool.
- 57:39SPEAKER_02: Wow, Bailey.
- 57:42SPEAKER_02: What is that?
- 57:42SPEAKER_02: His ring bots from like 2000s.
- 57:47SPEAKER_02: 1989.
- 57:48SPEAKER_02: 1989.
- 57:50SPEAKER_01: Bailey, were you born in the 1900s?
- 57:53SPEAKER_01: Because like I was thinking about it the other day.
- 57:55SPEAKER_01: He's gotta be.
- 57:56SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if he's like, how old is how old is he?
- 57:58SPEAKER_01: I have not a clue.
- 58:00SPEAKER_01: But he's like definitely older than me.
- 58:01SPEAKER_02: If he's in grad school, you graduate you normally graduate like 23.
- 58:08SPEAKER_01: It's already put you.
- 58:10SPEAKER_01: No, 22.
- 58:10SPEAKER_01: You graduated at 22.
- 58:12SPEAKER_02: Well, that already puts him.
- 58:13SPEAKER_02: Oh, that puts him right at the 2000 line.
- 58:15SPEAKER_02: If he's in grad school, then there's no way he did wasn't born in the 1990s something.
- 58:19SPEAKER_01: Bailey, you're born in the 1900s.
- 58:21SPEAKER_01: That's so weird.
- 58:22SPEAKER_01: That is weird.
- 58:23SPEAKER_01: Old.
- 58:23SPEAKER_01: I wonder if Zach Raven Zach Raven is like 31.
- 58:25SPEAKER_01: He has to be able to do it.
- 58:26SPEAKER_01: Zach Raven is definitely born in the 1900s.
- 58:29SPEAKER_01: He's he's borderline 1800s.
- 58:31SPEAKER_01: Borderline.
- 58:32SPEAKER_01: Sorry, Zach.
- 58:34SPEAKER_01: He's one of our good friends.
- 58:35SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 58:35SPEAKER_01: We well, I've been not not Fanny, but I've been friends with him for like 13 and 10.
- 58:39SPEAKER_02: No, I've only been friends with him for a few weeks.
- 58:41SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no.
- 58:42SPEAKER_02: Um, during winter retreat, plug, so much fun that Wesley does.
- 58:45SPEAKER_01: Um how many plugs are you gonna give?
- 58:47SPEAKER_01: Like you have like a whole power strip over here.
- 58:49SPEAKER_02: I had three plugs the Fanny Kylie show, the official Fanny Pack, and Zach Rabin.
- 58:54SPEAKER_01: And freshly.
- 58:55SPEAKER_02: Oh no, I lied.
- 58:56SPEAKER_02: Zach Rabin.
- 58:57SPEAKER_02: Not Zach Rabin.
- 58:58SPEAKER_01: Talk to Zach Rabin.
- 59:00SPEAKER_01: He loves company.
- 59:02SPEAKER_01: He wants people to talk to him all the time.
- 59:04SPEAKER_02: I meant I meant to say winner retreat.
- 59:05SPEAKER_02: Anyways, such a fun time.
- 59:08SPEAKER_02: We I don't know where this was going.
- 59:10SPEAKER_02: Oh, I know where this is going.
- 59:11SPEAKER_02: So we met Zach Rabin, and his birthday was on Saturday.
- 59:14SPEAKER_02: So Julia is knows her brother is best friends with Zach.
- 59:20SPEAKER_02: So he had a bunch of like baby pictures.
- 59:25SPEAKER_02: Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.
- 59:28SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna spit my water at you.
- 59:29SPEAKER_02: Please don't.
- 59:30SPEAKER_02: That would ruin the equipment.
- 59:31SPEAKER_02: We're not trying to do that.
- 59:32SPEAKER_02: No, we can't break anything.
- 59:33SPEAKER_02: No, we can't break anything.
- 59:34SPEAKER_01: Man will never have his back.
- 59:36SPEAKER_01: We need to be able to film.
- 59:38SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
- 59:39SPEAKER_01: So Zach baby pictures of Zach Raven.
- 59:41SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so we took these pictures of Zach Raven and we posted them on our Instagram story with no context for like happy birthday.
- 59:47SPEAKER_02: And it was we were dying laughing in the cracker barrel.
- 59:50SPEAKER_02: I love the cracker barrel.
- 59:51SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh, cracker barrel, 10 out of 10 recommend the biscuits.
- 59:54SPEAKER_01: So good.
- 59:55SPEAKER_01: So good.
- 59:56SPEAKER_01: We have a friend named Sarah who doesn't like it, but that's because she's fake.
- 59:59SPEAKER_01: Fake.
- 1:00:00SPEAKER_02: Sarah Winters for calling you out.
- 1:00:02SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:00:02SPEAKER_01: No one, no one doesn't like cracker barrel except for you.
- 1:00:05SPEAKER_01: That's weird.
- 1:00:06SPEAKER_02: It's so good.
- 1:00:07SPEAKER_02: But I personally love breakfast food.
- 1:00:10SPEAKER_02: Dude, and I love the chicken tenders.
- 1:00:12SPEAKER_02: The mac and cheese.
- 1:00:13SPEAKER_01: I love chicken tenders.
- 1:00:15SPEAKER_01: Chicken dinner Tuesday?
- 1:00:16SPEAKER_01: Dude, whole squad pulls up for Chicken Tender Tuesday.
- 1:00:20SPEAKER_01: If you ever need to swipe into the dining hall for some chicken tenders, we will give you some chicken table.
- 1:00:24SPEAKER_01: We will finesse your way in there.
- 1:00:25SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:00:26SPEAKER_01: We'll get you in there, no problems.
- 1:00:27SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:00:28SPEAKER_01: So yeah.
- 1:00:29SPEAKER_01: If you ever wanna, if you're ever like on campus and like, hey, I want dinner in the dining hall, but like don't want to go home and cook, come hang out with us because we like talking to people.
- 1:00:40SPEAKER_01: And actually, you don't have to do any talking, you just have to sit there because we like to do it.
- 1:00:43SPEAKER_01: We will do the talking.
- 1:00:44SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we do.
- 1:00:46SPEAKER_02: If you just want to observe, go for it.
- 1:00:48SPEAKER_02: But we can't take you into Dalfit.
- 1:00:50SPEAKER_02: I'm so sorry.
- 1:00:50SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Dalton's fake.
- 1:00:52SPEAKER_02: We haven't been in Dalfit.
- 1:00:53SPEAKER_02: Well, we met today, but like we haven't like been there for food.
- 1:00:56SPEAKER_02: Should we get there for dinner tonight?
- 1:00:58SPEAKER_02: Wait, wait, ready?
- 1:01:00SPEAKER_02: ASMR.
- 1:01:05SPEAKER_02: I hate AMSR.
- 1:01:09SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I spell ASMR.
- 1:01:11SPEAKER_02: A SMR.
- 1:01:14SPEAKER_02: I hate it.
- 1:01:15SPEAKER_02: Like those Instagram videos of them like whispering and like eating.
- 1:01:20SPEAKER_01: If I wanted someone to eat in my ear, I'd go sit next to someone who'd chews with their mouth open.
- 1:01:24SPEAKER_01: Like I don't want to hear it.
- 1:01:26SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's gross.
- 1:01:27SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:01:27SPEAKER_01: Or like when they tap the water.
- 1:01:28SPEAKER_01: Or like when they chug water so loudly.
- 1:01:31SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, guys.
- 1:01:31SPEAKER_01: I have this bad habit where I just like I get like really parched and then I'll just drink a whole water bottle in like four seconds.
- 1:01:38SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's and you can hear her swallowing from a mile away.
- 1:01:43SPEAKER_02: That's dramatic.
- 1:01:44SPEAKER_02: That is dramatic.
- 1:01:45SPEAKER_02: It's not dramatic.
- 1:01:46SPEAKER_01: Just because we live in a four by four cube does not mean I think Wetzel's car looks like a cardboard box.
- 1:01:53SPEAKER_01: That just came to my head.
- 1:01:55SPEAKER_01: That was definitely so random.
- 1:01:56SPEAKER_01: But it came to my head.
- 1:01:57SPEAKER_01: It does look like a cardboard box.
- 1:01:59SPEAKER_01: It's like a cardboard box on wheels.
- 1:02:01SPEAKER_02: It's a little cube.
- 1:02:03SPEAKER_02: It is a little cube.
- 1:02:05SPEAKER_02: Cute little cube.
- 1:02:09SPEAKER_02: Awkward silence.
- 1:02:11SPEAKER_02: Okay, I think we're done.
- 1:02:13SPEAKER_02: I think we're all tapped out.
- 1:02:15SPEAKER_01: Like this is this is impressive.
- 1:02:17SPEAKER_01: We have actually have nothing else to talk about.
- 1:02:20SPEAKER_01: I'm sure we can figure out something to talk about.
- 1:02:24SPEAKER_01: What should our sign-off be?
- 1:02:26SPEAKER_01: We have to we have to end the card.
- 1:02:27SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, we have to have a good little thank you all for coming to our TED Talk.
- 1:02:34SPEAKER_02: No, negative.
- 1:02:35SPEAKER_02: That was not a TED Talk.
- 1:02:36SPEAKER_02: A TED Talk has to get a point across, and we I got a point across.
- 1:02:40SPEAKER_02: Here.
- 1:02:40SPEAKER_02: Our point across is being a freshman, so fun.
- 1:02:44SPEAKER_02: Live it to the biggest plug of your life.
- 1:02:47SPEAKER_02: Live, love, love freshman at Clemson University.
- 1:02:50SPEAKER_01: Peace, love, biology.
- 1:02:52SPEAKER_02: Peace.
- 1:02:53SPEAKER_02: No, it's peace love bio.
- 1:02:54SPEAKER_01: Oh sorry.
- 1:02:54SPEAKER_01: That's my bad.
- 1:02:55SPEAKER_02: There's that's a sign on our door.
- 1:02:56SPEAKER_02: It says peace love bio from when I had to take an exam last semester.
- 1:02:59SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:03:00SPEAKER_01: No one likes biology.
- 1:03:01SPEAKER_02: And we also have quotes on our own wall.
- 1:03:02SPEAKER_01: Those are pretty good.
- 1:03:03SPEAKER_01: We had some good ones.
- 1:03:04SPEAKER_02: The only one I can think of right now that's on the wall is um Oh, they supposed to be let they're not supposed to be letting them drive the bus.
- 1:03:11SPEAKER_02: Okay, so we'll we'll give you a little preface to the story.
- 1:03:15SPEAKER_02: So we're driving back from Greenville.
- 1:03:17SPEAKER_02: We're taking one of our friends from the airport back to Kevin.
- 1:03:21SPEAKER_02: Kevin.
- 1:03:21SPEAKER_02: We're taking him back to Manning.
- 1:03:24SPEAKER_02: So Kylie takes me the most out of not not out of pocket.
- 1:03:31SPEAKER_02: Out of the way.
- 1:03:32SPEAKER_02: Out of the way.
- 1:03:34SPEAKER_02: We were going adventuring.
- 1:03:35SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
- 1:03:36SPEAKER_02: Took an hour drive.
- 1:03:37SPEAKER_02: Probably took took close to like two hours to don't be dramatic.
- 1:03:42SPEAKER_02: It was an hour and 20 minutes.
- 1:03:42SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
- 1:03:43SPEAKER_02: No, it was so much longer than that.
- 1:03:45SPEAKER_02: It was such a long drive for no reason.
- 1:03:47SPEAKER_02: Any anyways, so we get stuck behind the senior citizen.
- 1:03:51SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, the nursing homes, like those kind of um dorms.
- 1:03:56SPEAKER_02: Not dorms, buses.
- 1:03:58SPEAKER_02: So I'm driving and I'm like, oh Lord have mercy.
- 1:04:02SPEAKER_02: These senior citizens are supposed to be getting driven, not driving the bus.
- 1:04:06SPEAKER_02: So that's a quote on our wall.
- 1:04:07SPEAKER_02: What's another quote on our wall?
- 1:04:09SPEAKER_02: Oh.
- 1:04:10SPEAKER_02: Um, Coco told us we were her favorite vertebrates.
- 1:04:14SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, that's on our wall.
- 1:04:15SPEAKER_02: That was her freshly they posted it.
- 1:04:20SPEAKER_02: Oh.
- 1:04:23SPEAKER_02: Alright.
- 1:04:24SPEAKER_02: I think we need to have a good conclusion.
- 1:04:29SPEAKER_02: So, ready?
- 1:04:31SPEAKER_02: In conclusion, being a freshman.
- 1:04:34SPEAKER_01: No, it's so fun.
- 1:04:36SPEAKER_01: In conclusion, I am the best person to live with ever.
- 1:04:40SPEAKER_02: No, I'm the best.
- 1:04:41SPEAKER_02: End of story.
- 1:04:42SPEAKER_02: I am the best person to live with.
- 1:04:43SPEAKER_01: Incorrect.
- 1:04:44SPEAKER_01: You're an only child.
- 1:04:45SPEAKER_01: How about Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 1:04:48SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
- 1:04:49SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I have two brothers and a sister squad, if you will.
- 1:04:52SPEAKER_02: And I am, in fact, an only child, and I'm still very pleasant to live with.
- 1:04:57SPEAKER_01: Borderline.
- 1:04:58SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
- 1:04:59SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:04:59SPEAKER_02: You're the one who chose to live with me next year.
- 1:05:01SPEAKER_02: Oh, fun fact about Kylie.
- 1:05:03SPEAKER_02: Whenever she decided to be my roommate this semester, she hated me.
- 1:05:06SPEAKER_02: That's hate's a strong word.
- 1:05:08SPEAKER_02: I don't hate anyone.
- 1:05:08SPEAKER_02: Strongly dislike, that's plausible.
- 1:05:10SPEAKER_02: And then she strongly disliked me.
- 1:05:12SPEAKER_02: She's like, this girl is not gonna be a good roommate, and look at us now filming a podcast together.
- 1:05:16SPEAKER_01: I had a vendetta against blondes.
- 1:05:18SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, not anymore.
- 1:05:20SPEAKER_01: No.
- 1:05:21SPEAKER_01: Considering I was talking about this the other day.
- 1:05:23SPEAKER_01: I think three-fourths of my friends are blonde here.
- 1:05:26SPEAKER_02: Real blondes or bottle blondes?
- 1:05:28SPEAKER_01: Well.
- 1:05:31SPEAKER_01: You're the only blonde friend I have, technically.
- 1:05:33SPEAKER_01: I mean, Ava's a bottle blonde, Bella's a bottle blonde.
- 1:05:37SPEAKER_02: Love them all, but not the same as a natural.
- 1:05:40SPEAKER_01: Oh, you just called them out all over.
- 1:05:42SPEAKER_01: I did.
- 1:05:43SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's on you, dog.
- 1:05:44SPEAKER_01: You take the heat for that one.
- 1:05:45SPEAKER_01: Apologize.
- 1:05:47SPEAKER_01: I'm not apologizing for being a bottle blonde.
- 1:05:49SPEAKER_01: I'm a bottle blonde.
- 1:05:51SPEAKER_02: No, you're not.
- 1:05:51SPEAKER_02: You're brunette.
- 1:05:52SPEAKER_01: How would they know though?
- 1:05:54SPEAKER_01: Like I could have bright pink hair right now and no one would know.
- 1:05:56SPEAKER_01: True.
- 1:05:57SPEAKER_01: Guys, I also need a haircut.
- 1:05:59SPEAKER_01: So if anyone wants to cut my hair, comment below.
- 1:06:04SPEAKER_01: Because I really need a haircut.
- 1:06:05SPEAKER_01: And Gracie Pope told me I'm not allowed to cut it with safety scissors, no mo.
- 1:06:09SPEAKER_01: No mo.
- 1:06:09SPEAKER_01: Flow no mo.
- 1:06:11SPEAKER_01: So I really I really just be needing a haircut.
- 1:06:14SPEAKER_02: Or you can just go to like a hairdresser where they do it professionally.
- 1:06:17SPEAKER_02: No.
- 1:06:18SPEAKER_02: You know where they're.
- 1:06:18SPEAKER_01: No, why would I pay money when one of my friends can do it?
- 1:06:21SPEAKER_01: Because we we are all friends.
- 1:06:22SPEAKER_01: True.
- 1:06:23SPEAKER_01: We have lots of friends.
- 1:06:24SPEAKER_01: I'll cut your hair.
- 1:06:25SPEAKER_01: Absolutely not.
- 1:06:26SPEAKER_01: Never.
- 1:06:27SPEAKER_01: Never.
- 1:06:27SPEAKER_01: I also want to dye that ends blue, but like temporary.
- 1:06:30SPEAKER_01: Temporary.
- 1:06:30SPEAKER_01: Actually, Bailey, you can't put that in.
- 1:06:31SPEAKER_01: My mom will kill me.
- 1:06:33SPEAKER_01: Cut cut cut that part out.
- 1:06:36SPEAKER_01: Cut it out.
- 1:06:38SPEAKER_01: Cut it, yeah.
- 1:06:39SPEAKER_01: Alright.
- 1:06:41SPEAKER_01: We do need a good sign off.
- 1:06:42SPEAKER_01: I know.
- 1:06:43SPEAKER_01: We gotta dream up something.
- 1:06:44SPEAKER_02: Should we should we sign off by playing man buzzin by man?
- 1:06:49SPEAKER_02: Man, I feel like money.
- 1:06:51SPEAKER_01: Should we do that?
- 1:06:52SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:06:53SPEAKER_01: That should be our sign off.
- 1:06:54SPEAKER_01: You're gonna put it up?
- 1:06:55SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm gonna put it on.
- 1:06:55SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 1:06:57SPEAKER_02: I heard this doesn't get copyrighted.
- 1:06:59SPEAKER_01: It's not gonna be.
- 1:07:00SPEAKER_02: Only 50 people be watching this.
- 1:07:02SPEAKER_01: It ain't gonna get copyrighted.
- 1:07:03SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay.
- 1:07:04SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 1:07:05SPEAKER_01: So it's been fun.
- 1:07:07SPEAKER_01: It's we're here for a good time, not a long time.
- 1:07:11SPEAKER_02: Okay, you ready?
- 1:07:12SPEAKER_02: Go for it.
- 1:07:13SPEAKER_02: Is it gonna work?
- 1:07:16SPEAKER_02: Start it over.
- 1:07:18SPEAKER_02: Okay, hold on.
- 1:07:19SPEAKER_02: Don't play that part.
- 1:07:20SPEAKER_02: We gotta start it over, Bailey.
- 1:07:21SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 1:07:22SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 1:07:23SPEAKER_02: So what are we gonna say?
- 1:07:25SPEAKER_01: We've been here for a good time, not a long time.
- 1:07:27SPEAKER_01: We'll s we'll catch you next time.
- 1:07:29SPEAKER_01: Part two.
- 1:07:30SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:07:30SPEAKER_02: Oh wait, wish like if you want a part two.
- 1:07:34SPEAKER_01: Subscribe if you want a part two.
- 1:07:36SPEAKER_02: That's how we're gonna that's how we need this one.
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- 1:07:48SPEAKER_01: We're here for a good You messed it up.
- 1:07:51SPEAKER_01: You're so dumb.
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