Latest / The Hauraki Big Show / FULL SHOW: Santa's Big-Honkered Helpers
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- 0:00Speaker 1: The home I keep, the big show, show changs, the
- 0:03Speaker 1: crape worthy street food, freshly made with Reburger. Welcome, this
- 0:10Speaker 1: is big show.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Jason Hoich, Mikeman Road and kill give at your mad bars.
- 0:18Speaker 2: It's great to have you accompany this moody Wednesday afternoon.
- 0:22Speaker 2: It is the tenth of December twenty twenty five, and you,
- 0:25Speaker 2: my friends, as always listening to the Big Show, brought
- 0:28Speaker 2: to you by re burgear.
- 0:31Speaker 3: Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. Reburger are redefining the norm.
- 0:43Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.
- 0:45Speaker 2: That white tea that you're wearing at the moment, Mogi
- 0:48Speaker 2: is even tighter than usual, and I'm loving it. I
- 0:52Speaker 2: am loving it, Loving it, man, loving it.
- 0:59Speaker 4: I'm going pretty grouse man, your six son of a bee,
- 1:03Speaker 4: your mad dog. Appreciate that.
- 1:05Speaker 3: Man.
- 1:05Speaker 4: It's actually the second white T shirt I've worn today
- 1:07Speaker 4: because I was worrying mine earlier and I spilt my
- 1:09Speaker 4: smoothie on it. Oh yeah, because you know, I'm forty
- 1:13Speaker 4: nine and that's what I do. Feelers hell of a
- 1:15Speaker 4: day to day. Another absolute ripper out there. God, we've
- 1:18Speaker 4: been blessed with some good weather fellas we have. Doesn't
- 1:20Speaker 4: it make it all worth while when you get on
- 1:22Speaker 4: the other side of winter and you met with this
- 1:23Speaker 4: kind of weere the sun, sea breezes and a few beers.
- 1:28Speaker 4: All right, you got beers. I've been on the beers
- 1:31Speaker 4: all day. Really, they're lucky, responsibly obviously.
- 1:34Speaker 2: How you going, Kizy, You're really good?
- 1:36Speaker 3: Thanks, Jace Wednesday? Yeah, halfway through the week man. Yeah,
- 1:40Speaker 3: isn't that crazy? Got a week and a half to go.
- 1:42Speaker 2: It's madness, man, it's madness. Yeah.
- 1:44Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going good though. Jace's life is good.
- 1:47Speaker 3: Got a bit of a tan. I'm way more tan
- 1:48Speaker 3: than normally, you notice, pretty brown. Yeah, thank you, Jase,
- 1:51Speaker 3: you're looking good.
- 1:52Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you.
- 1:52Speaker 2: Man. I'm pretty tan as well. I don't I fellows, No,
- 1:57Speaker 2: I mean I'm you know, I've got a bit of
- 1:59Speaker 2: a bit of a tan on fellows.
- 2:01Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got different like colorings in different areas and stuff.
- 2:03Speaker 4: One hundred percent. Is that what you mean? Yeah? I
- 2:05Speaker 4: was talking to my mother on the weekend. She goes, gouds,
- 2:08Speaker 4: your son, I haven't been in the sun. She's like,
- 2:10Speaker 4: you look really red. Sweet. I think that's just level
- 2:14Speaker 4: of failure. Did she tell you you look tired? You
- 2:18Speaker 4: look tired and red. Hey Mogi, Yeah, babe, what's coming
- 2:23Speaker 4: up on the show? Mate?
- 2:27Speaker 3: What's happening on the big show with old Mogi?
- 2:31Speaker 4: Well another day, another couple of opportunities to get into
- 2:33Speaker 4: the drawer for our fantastic competition Alter Ego the Music
- 2:36Speaker 4: festl held being held by iHeartRadio over in Los Angeles,
- 2:40Speaker 4: Green Day. What if I see to your cage the Elephant?
- 2:44Speaker 4: What if I see to your Sublime? Why don't you like?
- 2:47Speaker 4: I love Sublime? That's my favorite out of those threet
- 2:49Speaker 4: What if I see it to you? Keep your ears
- 2:51Speaker 4: peeled and be ready to call eight eight hundred hodech
- 2:54Speaker 4: later in the show. Also another opportunity to name our boat.
- 2:58Speaker 4: This boat We've got this is another great competition. It's
- 3:01Speaker 4: worth seventy five million dollars thousand dollars in credit. All
- 3:04Speaker 4: you have to come on, keysy Man, and all you
- 3:06Speaker 4: have to do is name it. We get getting to
- 3:09Speaker 4: the drawer obviously, and if you've got a sect name,
- 3:11Speaker 4: you could end up wing that bar. So we've been
- 3:12Speaker 4: running that for a few years. And next up you
- 3:15Speaker 4: can text in what you want for Christmas and we're
- 3:18Speaker 4: going to pass it on to Center yeah, so.
- 3:20Speaker 3: Let us know on three four eight three what are
- 3:21Speaker 3: you after? Every text and the draw for a fifty
- 3:24Speaker 3: dollars Reburg about you.
- 3:25Speaker 1: Here's audio slave the Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
- 3:30Speaker 1: on Radio Hodarky.
- 3:31Speaker 2: Who fighters there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 3:35Speaker 2: Wednesday afternoon. The West Indies currently one seventy six for
- 3:40Speaker 2: five and Grieves the West Indian just got a ball
- 3:43Speaker 2: straight to the.
- 3:44Speaker 4: Bullets the neckers.
- 3:46Speaker 3: Wellas it's almost Christmas. It is of course, because we
- 3:50Speaker 3: work on the radio, we've got close ties to Santa Claus.
- 3:54Speaker 3: So I thought what we could do is putting a
- 3:56Speaker 3: good word with him. For any of our listeners they
- 3:58Speaker 3: text through three four eight three, every ticks in the
- 4:01Speaker 3: drawer forway Reburg about you.
- 4:02Speaker 4: That's right. And if there's any kids out there listening
- 4:04Speaker 4: as well, get your mum and dared to give us
- 4:05Speaker 4: a call. You might just you might be able to
- 4:09Speaker 4: get yourself a Reburg avoucher as well as whatever you want.
- 4:11Speaker 4: That's whatever you want, we can make it happen for you.
- 4:15Speaker 2: Promise that well, I think we should.
- 4:18Speaker 4: Well, no, I know it's it's not promising.
- 4:20Speaker 2: It's sand to men, but we can't.
- 4:22Speaker 4: Obviously, obviously the kids might have been naughty or nice.
- 4:26Speaker 4: We don't know about that, right, Yeah, so you know
- 4:28Speaker 4: the parents will know more about that. We can certainly
- 4:31Speaker 4: put it in front of center. How do you go?
- 4:32Speaker 4: How do you reckon? You guys have been this year?
- 4:34Speaker 3: Naughty or nice?
- 4:35Speaker 2: I've been I've been a shocking bad Yeah, I've been
- 4:38Speaker 2: pretty naughty this year. Actually, to be honest, I already
- 4:42Speaker 2: want to talk about it, Keysy. What happens in the bedroom?
- 4:45Speaker 2: Stage talk about a bedroom? I mean just in general?
- 4:48Speaker 2: What about the kitchen? Um?
- 4:50Speaker 4: Yeah, well, what happens in the kitchen? He just stays
- 4:53Speaker 4: in the kitchen. Happens in the hall way, you know
- 4:55Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I've been pretty good in the hallway.
- 4:58Speaker 4: I know there was that time, right.
- 5:02Speaker 3: So we've got tics coming through already. On three four
- 5:04Speaker 3: eight three, Tyler thirteen has text in Tyler Durdon, No,
- 5:08Speaker 3: that's not what we're doing here. Tyler thirteen has tixton
- 5:12Speaker 3: asking for a PlayStation.
- 5:13Speaker 4: Oh absolutely.
- 5:15Speaker 2: How much does one of those sit in your back? Geezy?
- 5:17Speaker 3: It depends on twenty one, but you probably going for
- 5:19Speaker 3: about seven hundred bucks.
- 5:21Speaker 4: But that doesn't really apply to Santa because he makes
- 5:23Speaker 4: them all in his workshop. Yeah, that's true, the olves making.
- 5:27Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, thanks Tyler.
- 5:28Speaker 3: We'll put that through to but that's not once again,
- 5:30Speaker 3: Tyler thirty, that's not guaranteed. We're just going to put
- 5:33Speaker 3: it through to him.
- 5:34Speaker 2: Tyler.
- 5:35Speaker 4: Put him in the back, mate.
- 5:36Speaker 2: I'll tell you what we can do actually for Tyler
- 5:38Speaker 2: as well, just you know, sweeten the deal. A sweeten
- 5:41Speaker 2: the deal. Maybe a copy of Boozy Island five the game.
- 5:45Speaker 3: Well, no, because Busy Island five first of all, that
- 5:48Speaker 3: came about three or.
- 5:48Speaker 4: Four years ago.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Yeah, but he'll copies eighteen.
- 5:55Speaker 3: Busy Island five. I mean, by its very nature is
- 5:57Speaker 3: adults restricted. And I would know because I've I've clocked it,
- 6:01Speaker 3: you've wondered it, I've clocked it. I've finished it. Okay,
- 6:06Speaker 3: finished it off? Um, Trev fifty nine, Oh, it's tick
- 6:12Speaker 3: through Triv. He's asked for more time with the grand kids.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Ah.
- 6:16Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I don't know what Santa's miracles.
- 6:20Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he's probably got a limited time. If
- 6:22Speaker 2: that's a you know, that's fear.
- 6:23Speaker 4: He's fifty nine.
- 6:25Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, when you're getting in your fifties, you know
- 6:28Speaker 2: these things start to matter a lot more, Keysy.
- 6:30Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, you're saying that with the reckless abandonment of a.
- 6:34Speaker 2: Young twenty twenty years younger than Trev. But no, seriously, Triv,
- 6:39Speaker 2: I hear you, man.
- 6:40Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder if he's got any grand kids. I
- 6:43Speaker 4: doesn't say.
- 6:43Speaker 3: He just said more time with the grand kids. But
- 6:45Speaker 3: I mean, Santa can't make like it needs to be
- 6:47Speaker 3: a physical.
- 6:48Speaker 4: It has to be something can be made in the workshop.
- 6:50Speaker 4: He can't, you know, he can't sort of meand relationships
- 6:54Speaker 4: or anything like that. You know, really has tree have
- 6:56Speaker 4: got a bad relationship with this that he does. But
- 6:58Speaker 4: if he needs more time with his grand kids, think
- 7:00Speaker 4: he'd be calling Santa, you know, his son or his
- 7:02Speaker 4: daughter to get access to the Green kids as opposed
- 7:05Speaker 4: to texting and the Hedache big show. Yeah, you're trying
- 7:08Speaker 4: to get us to do the hard work for him,
- 7:09Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, he's something's bagger up.
- 7:11Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I don't even talk to my own family.
- 7:13Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not going to be bringing other people's family.
- 7:17Speaker 3: Someone's text through here, no name, But I'd like a
- 7:19Speaker 3: Reburger voucher for Christmas.
- 7:20Speaker 4: Ah, I mean I don't have Santa makes though, they've
- 7:23Speaker 4: got to come from Reburger.
- 7:25Speaker 3: Yeah right, but Consanta ask Reburger for them, and then
- 7:28Speaker 3: I don't know how he does it mean?
- 7:29Speaker 4: Actually you know what I've just thought of.
- 7:30Speaker 3: Yes, because they've text through on three for eight three,
- 7:32Speaker 3: we can send them a reburgervent.
- 7:34Speaker 4: Oh your pugs, No pugs says no, All right.
- 7:38Speaker 3: Well look, Kevin Q six coming three four eight three,
- 7:42Speaker 3: what do you want? We'll put in a good word
- 7:43Speaker 3: from Santa. Feel free to check your name and your
- 7:44Speaker 3: agent there as well.
- 7:46Speaker 2: In the meantime, He's Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- 7:51Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
- 7:54Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio.
- 7:57Speaker 2: Hold Ikey the Exponents Here on the radio hold Arky
- 7:59Speaker 2: Beg Show this Wednesday afternoon. Another wicket for New Zealand
- 8:03Speaker 2: Court Hey Bold Ray, it's nice Jace six for one
- 8:09Speaker 2: eight two.
- 8:11Speaker 3: We are currently doing our best to put in word
- 8:14Speaker 3: a good word for with Santa. For you the listeners
- 8:17Speaker 3: on three four eight three. What you would like from
- 8:19Speaker 3: Santa this Christmas? We'll pass it on to him and
- 8:22Speaker 3: hopefully we can you know.
- 8:24Speaker 4: Give you hop out. Yeah, get you connected.
- 8:27Speaker 3: With the gift you dearly want Santa and I are
- 8:29Speaker 3: like this man, Jace just tried to cross his fingers. Yeah,
- 8:32Speaker 3: I had a pen, but he had a pen of
- 8:34Speaker 3: the way, so I just do it. It looks like
- 8:36Speaker 3: he's holding a dart. That's so cool. Cory, age twenty six,
- 8:41Speaker 3: is tix through. Yes, I'd like a saber saw, a
- 8:44Speaker 3: d Walt sabers saw.
- 8:46Speaker 4: Well, you won't get at one because Santa.
- 8:48Speaker 3: Makes them, right, But like I've gotten Workshop, I've got
- 8:53Speaker 3: branded tools and stuff from Santa, But have you really Yeah.
- 8:57Speaker 4: What's a saber saw exactly?
- 9:00Speaker 2: Is that?
- 9:01Speaker 4: Like it's a lightsaber.
- 9:06Speaker 2: It's not like that. It's not like a really long
- 9:08Speaker 2: saw that you like. Okay, a sword. Well, look, it's
- 9:14Speaker 2: kind of boring and tedious. Yeah, I'm reminded of this guy.
- 9:19Speaker 2: He's obviously a trade of some description.
- 9:21Speaker 4: I think if you want that, you can get a job, man,
- 9:23Speaker 4: can't you? Well, I mean, isn't this the whole point?
- 9:25Speaker 4: You just get stuff you need? Or yeah? Yeah, but
- 9:27Speaker 4: I thought there was sort of a cut off in
- 9:28Speaker 4: terms of age, surely, and also, you know, it's got
- 9:31Speaker 4: to be something that's a bit, a bit inspiring and cool.
- 9:36Speaker 2: Not a saber sword as it is.
- 9:37Speaker 3: Actually like yeah, right, okay, that's a lightsaber. They don't exist,
- 9:43Speaker 3: you know. Fellers Riley here twenty wow. Once a kickboxing bag.
- 9:49Speaker 4: I remember the first time, so you can't laugh.
- 9:51Speaker 2: At the first time I got one of those, I
- 9:55Speaker 2: went to dish and punched the living but Jesus out
- 9:59Speaker 2: of it nearly broke my rest. I was like boff I.
- 10:03Speaker 4: Did a similar thing and put a hole in it.
- 10:05Speaker 4: All the sand just leaped out on the floor.
- 10:07Speaker 2: As a sand in there is he it was.
- 10:10Speaker 4: I was actually concrete, but when I had it turned
- 10:12Speaker 4: to sand.
- 10:12Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, we'll put a word in sure. That's yeah,
- 10:19Speaker 2: a bit of a sweat up.
- 10:21Speaker 4: Get a guys. Drew here at age twenty four. It's
- 10:26Speaker 4: getting on of it.
- 10:27Speaker 3: I would like a girlfriend for Christmas.
- 10:32Speaker 2: I worried about this. Yeah, I know what miracles.
- 10:36Speaker 3: Oh Drew because he's a weird looking dude.
- 10:39Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, god.
- 10:41Speaker 2: Well, I mean that doesn't mean just because you're a
- 10:43Speaker 2: weird looking dude or a bit goofy or whatever, it
- 10:45Speaker 2: doesn't mean you can get a girlfriend.
- 10:47Speaker 3: Actually, you're right, Jason. Obviously you're being a massive role
- 10:49Speaker 3: model for people like that. I shouldn't say that on
- 10:52Speaker 3: the radio.
- 10:54Speaker 4: On both sides as well, Keezy, Yeah, you're right.
- 10:56Speaker 2: I'll tell you what he could do to add to
- 10:59Speaker 2: his chance is grow a motley little mo.
- 11:02Speaker 3: Yes, get some reburger. See Jason's trying to It's not motley.
- 11:09Speaker 3: My mo is glorious good a fellas. Stacey here thirty two.
- 11:13Speaker 2: Abrons that's not how the sam oh right, yeah, sorry.
- 11:17Speaker 4: Stacey here thirty two.
- 11:19Speaker 3: I'd love a glamping voucher, gamed.
- 11:23Speaker 4: This doesn't feel like Santa stuff to make stuff from
- 11:27Speaker 4: the workshop. Not a glamping voucher, right, lamping virtue.
- 11:31Speaker 3: But I've got vouchers and stuff before for Christmas from Santa,
- 11:35Speaker 3: and it.
- 11:36Speaker 4: Feels like it's got to come from a workshop. He's
- 11:38Speaker 4: got to make it, doesn't he?
- 11:39Speaker 2: Yeah, and glamping it's just stupid.
- 11:45Speaker 4: All right?
- 11:45Speaker 3: What about this one? Jordan, twenty four years of age.
- 11:47Speaker 3: I'm like a KitchenAid mixer, pretty expensive, a kitchen aid.
- 11:52Speaker 4: I don't know what that is brand. It's the brand
- 11:54Speaker 4: of cake mixer, and they're very expective cakes.
- 11:57Speaker 3: It's just like a good utility tool you have for
- 12:00Speaker 3: your whole life.
- 12:01Speaker 4: Right, does your wife have one? You're saying your wife
- 12:03Speaker 4: should get one.
- 12:03Speaker 3: Risha's got one to actually makes such a beautiful cake,
- 12:07Speaker 3: but of extra milk in there.
- 12:09Speaker 4: Milk drinking.
- 12:11Speaker 3: Santa can get one of those, though, Can you make
- 12:12Speaker 3: a cake?
- 12:13Speaker 4: Make Yeah, you'll probably whack them together. Yeah, we're gonna
- 12:16Speaker 4: do that. The thing about Saturdays.
- 12:18Speaker 2: He's got a whole room full of spare parts and
- 12:20Speaker 2: that's how he makes all these stuff. He just whips
- 12:22Speaker 2: them together.
- 12:22Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, the Olds do.
- 12:23Speaker 3: Yeah right, Okay, get a Fellas Hayden here fourteen like
- 12:28Speaker 3: a pack of darts for Christmas.
- 12:30Speaker 2: Now we're talking, Yeah, yeah, you got it. I'm going
- 12:31Speaker 2: to get your cart.
- 12:32Speaker 1: And the Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
- 12:37Speaker 1: tune in four on Radio Green Day.
- 12:40Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
- 12:44Speaker 2: The West Indies losing another wicket one eighty four for seven. Now,
- 12:47Speaker 2: so New Zealand climbing on top, Fellers.
- 12:50Speaker 4: I love it when New Zealand climbs on top totally, man,
- 12:53Speaker 4: it's the best. Hey, fellas, I went over the weekend
- 12:57Speaker 4: and I got fitted for some newal yes. Over time,
- 13:03Speaker 4: as you know, my eyesight has slowly been getting worse, well,
- 13:06Speaker 4: actually quite quickly, shocking how fast it goes. Just fall
- 13:09Speaker 4: off a cliff. One day for me, it fell off
- 13:11Speaker 4: a cliff.
- 13:11Speaker 2: Yes, genuinely, that happened. That's how it works. It just happens,
- 13:15Speaker 2: like did do she all of a sudden you can't
- 13:17Speaker 2: see deadly? Well?
- 13:18Speaker 4: I said to the lady there, I says to her.
- 13:20Speaker 4: She was an optometrius kezy, ah right, And I says
- 13:23Speaker 4: to her, this is what happened to me. I said,
- 13:25Speaker 4: I noticed one day that my eyesight was failing me.
- 13:29Speaker 4: It wasn't as good as it once used to be.
- 13:30Speaker 4: And I thought, oh, that's interesting, my eyesight's getting a
- 13:32Speaker 4: bit worse. And then a month later it was like,
- 13:35Speaker 4: holy shit, my eyesight is terrible. Yes, I said, is
- 13:38Speaker 4: that how it happens? It gets really bad really quick?
- 13:40Speaker 4: And she said it varies from person to person, which
- 13:43Speaker 4: I thought was typical from her. She won't commit one
- 13:45Speaker 4: way or the other, you know what I mean? Yeah, lazy?
- 13:48Speaker 4: Is it lazier? Is it just you know? Accurate?
- 13:52Speaker 2: Well?
- 13:52Speaker 4: Who would know? Ye, they're true. So anyway, I've gone
- 13:55Speaker 4: along to this joint and I've tried. So first I've
- 13:57Speaker 4: done I've done the testing. We're all good there. Now
- 13:59Speaker 4: it's tarting to at the frames on. So you start
- 14:01Speaker 4: looking around the shop at the frames. Who makes the frames?
- 14:05Speaker 4: V Sachi? Oh, like Jase's Bag, Jimmy Chew, Yeah, all
- 14:10Speaker 4: of these absolute top of the line brands. I was like,
- 14:13Speaker 4: where are the dirty dogs here? They don't have any
- 14:15Speaker 4: dirty dogs? Or what about like, what is it Oakley's?
- 14:18Speaker 4: They had Oakley's. Yeah, I'm not idiot. So anyway, I've
- 14:23Speaker 4: gone through there and I've tried a few different frames on.
- 14:25Speaker 4: We checked it up on the Headikee Big Show Instagram
- 14:27Speaker 4: and there's a lot of votes that went down. We
- 14:30Speaker 4: showed about eight different sorts, some like yours, Jase actually
- 14:34Speaker 4: that you get from the two dollar shop. Yes, because
- 14:36Speaker 4: I know your eyes have been terrible for a long time,
- 14:38Speaker 4: but you've never seen an optrometrist.
- 14:39Speaker 2: Have you? Never? To actually correct the record here they
- 14:43Speaker 2: twenty five.
- 14:44Speaker 5: Dollars called money bags, Yeah, records, money dog's god money
- 14:49Speaker 5: all right, But the overwhelming vote seem to be for
- 14:53Speaker 5: these frames that have got the clear They've got the
- 14:56Speaker 5: clear frame, you know, not black fray.
- 15:00Speaker 4: I could see through plastical sort of a Jeremy Welsey
- 15:05Speaker 4: sort of see that, yes, which is actually what I
- 15:08Speaker 4: ended up getting. I didn't get those specific ones. We've
- 15:10Speaker 4: got something that were fairly close to it. But jeez,
- 15:12Speaker 4: they're not cheap. No, they're not cheap at all. Can
- 15:15Speaker 4: I have a guess?
- 15:16Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 15:17Speaker 4: Well, why don't you ask me? How much? Do you
- 15:18Speaker 4: want me just to ask?
- 15:19Speaker 5: You?
- 15:19Speaker 4: Just ask me? Would you want me to guess? You
- 15:22Speaker 4: ask me?
- 15:22Speaker 2: Well?
- 15:23Speaker 4: Probably more fun if I guess. Just GISs? You want
- 15:25Speaker 4: me to guess? How much were they? Well, it's only
- 15:29Speaker 4: your business. That's that's financial question because you don't ask
- 15:33Speaker 4: people that. Could I guess you can get five hundred dollars,
- 15:41Speaker 4: eight hundred dollars, six hundred dollars. I couldn't say.
- 15:48Speaker 3: That.
- 15:49Speaker 2: Actually, when you told me that, yes, I was like,
- 15:53Speaker 2: that's compared to what my wife's work. Yes, I was like,
- 15:56Speaker 2: what the hell is going on with my wife's glasses?
- 15:59Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it's it's cheaper. No, oh, significantly more anymore.
- 16:04Speaker 4: But it's a hell, it's it's a lot of money.
- 16:07Speaker 3: Oh doesn't she have those ones that was at Dame
- 16:09Speaker 3: Idna style glasses with all the little jewels and stuff
- 16:12Speaker 3: in them?
- 16:13Speaker 2: Can you clip that off for me? Packs? And I'm
- 16:15Speaker 2: going to play it to my wife and when I
- 16:16Speaker 2: get home today and she'll have a few words with Kisi.
- 16:20Speaker 4: Pod. You have to clip it off. My consent, yes,
- 16:27Speaker 4: seven hundred whatever after a thirty percent disc in as well. Yes,
- 16:32Speaker 4: I had no idea. We went through the kafaffle. She
- 16:35Speaker 4: said how much it was, and I was like, because
- 16:37Speaker 4: I had my missus here, I was like, you hear that?
- 16:39Speaker 4: So we doing this? She goes, well, your ryesight and
- 16:42Speaker 4: I was like, well, yeah, then you were.
- 16:44Speaker 2: Still the recent loss of car keys? Yeah, the recent
- 16:50Speaker 2: loss of what else was there? God sunny eying wallet.
- 16:55Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 16:56Speaker 3: I think you've got your pants on backwards today.
- 16:59Speaker 4: Are you con Yes? And you need to Yes, the chain.
- 17:04Speaker 4: My wife said, you need to get the chain. So
- 17:06Speaker 4: that's the chain off the back of the art, off
- 17:09Speaker 4: each charm, but you then loop around your neck like
- 17:11Speaker 4: a librarian. And she's right right, because I will lose them, yes,
- 17:15Speaker 4: but I think I would rather lose them than wear
- 17:17Speaker 4: that because I think the only place that I'm going
- 17:18Speaker 4: to wear them really is going to be at home
- 17:20Speaker 4: when I'm reading in bed like an old dad. Sexy
- 17:25Speaker 4: like an old dad. Yeah, shock and bastard so I
- 17:28Speaker 4: need those? Am I going to lose them from there?
- 17:30Speaker 4: The answer is yes, What about in the office. I
- 17:33Speaker 4: don't think I need them because I'm fine on a
- 17:35Speaker 4: computer screen. I can tell you, Jason, I think I
- 17:38Speaker 4: probably You're right I need to get them. My wife
- 17:40Speaker 4: is right. I do need to get them. But it's
- 17:43Speaker 4: such a shock to the system. When I first put
- 17:45Speaker 4: on those first frames and looked in the mirror, I
- 17:49Speaker 4: recoiled right. Wow, yeah, because you it's a final transformation.
- 17:55Speaker 4: You are now officially an old bastard horrible well, you know,
- 18:05Speaker 4: I mean, Jason and I are in our thirties.
- 18:06Speaker 2: We have Yeah, but it's not that far away, is it,
- 18:10Speaker 2: to be honest? What are you now? Like another decade
- 18:13Speaker 2: and we'll be We'll be right up there with you.
- 18:16Speaker 1: Mogi for the Hillarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
- 18:20Speaker 1: Radio Hidarchy.
- 18:21Speaker 2: Smashing Pumpkins. There on the Radio Darchy Big Show this
- 18:25Speaker 2: Wednesday afternoon. The time is four forty seven the West
- 18:28Speaker 2: Indies one eighty seven for seven.
- 18:30Speaker 4: Let's talk TV.
- 18:33Speaker 6: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
- 18:52Speaker 4: Look, I'm conscious of the fact that I've been very
- 18:54Speaker 4: negative about the things that I've been watching.
- 18:55Speaker 2: Lately, well to be if you found them crap that.
- 19:00Speaker 4: It's not my fault. Everything sucks, Jason, that's right, and
- 19:03Speaker 4: everything does.
- 19:04Speaker 2: Yes.
- 19:06Speaker 4: I talked to my wife about it last night and
- 19:07Speaker 4: I said, well, we've got to why don't we watch
- 19:09Speaker 4: something that we know is good. We've had I've had
- 19:11Speaker 4: two people tell me that Train Dreams that is on
- 19:14Speaker 4: Netflix starring Jolly Edgit Dinner has just been nominated for
- 19:17Speaker 4: a Golden Globe for his performance. Yes, we know that
- 19:19Speaker 4: that must be good, so let's watch that. Yes, she said, great,
- 19:23Speaker 4: Train Dreamin it's a movie. It's on Netflix. So I said, okay, great,
- 19:29Speaker 4: we'll do that. So sat down with our dinner, sat
- 19:32Speaker 4: down with our dinner to watch that, chated it on
- 19:36Speaker 4: and then my wife said, I'll hang on a minute.
- 19:38Speaker 4: So she finished heading pretty quick. So she just went
- 19:41Speaker 4: out to the kitchen and did the dishes, cleaned the dishes,
- 19:45Speaker 4: tied to the kitchen sort of the kitchen it right,
- 19:47Speaker 4: So he paused, you twenty minutes and just want to pause? No,
- 19:50Speaker 4: he hadn't even started. Oh okay, I push literally pushed
- 19:52Speaker 4: playing there's like the emblem for the movie came up. Yeah.
- 19:57Speaker 4: Then she went downstairs brought some washing in, went into
- 20:01Speaker 4: the bedroom, grabbed all the washing, went downstairs and put
- 20:04Speaker 4: some washing on. This took all of this talk without
- 20:08Speaker 4: a wordle of lie forty five minutes to an hour,
- 20:12Speaker 4: right by which time it was too late to start.
- 20:15Speaker 4: I said. She came back and I said, are we
- 20:16Speaker 4: doing this? What's the gay? Oh? You know, it's all
- 20:18Speaker 4: And then she came in. I said, well, it's too
- 20:20Speaker 4: late now because it's going to mean we'll get to
- 20:22Speaker 4: be too about quarter past half past nine? Movie?
- 20:24Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's outrageous.
- 20:27Speaker 4: And she goes, I was a movie. I said, it's
- 20:28Speaker 4: a movie and she said, oh, I didn't know. She
- 20:30Speaker 4: thought it was a series, you see. So I didn't
- 20:32Speaker 4: watch it. So I watched another episode of Pluribus on Apple,
- 20:35Speaker 4: which I don't like. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to stick
- 20:41Speaker 4: it out. Man, you're going to stick it out.
- 20:43Speaker 2: But we are too.
- 20:44Speaker 4: It's where where it's just very repetitive. It's the same
- 20:47Speaker 4: old thing, like what's happening? We're up to episode three?
- 20:51Speaker 4: Got it? There's got to be a dark side, there's
- 20:52Speaker 4: got to be a twist coming, yes, but how long
- 20:54Speaker 4: have I got there?
- 20:55Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 20:56Speaker 4: You know what I mean? That's true. I reckon you
- 20:58Speaker 4: like train dreams, right, because you like your model train?
- 21:00Speaker 4: I do, and I like dreams, yeah, most dreams. Yeah, yeah.
- 21:04Speaker 2: I had a kezy night last night.
- 21:08Speaker 3: And if you now describe a kezy night as something
- 21:11Speaker 3: really insulting and stupid, stand by god, jeez.
- 21:16Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead, go ahead.
- 21:17Speaker 2: It was a renovation show that we stumbled upon, okay,
- 21:21Speaker 2: and it was in Australia, unfortunately, fellas, I apologize, I
- 21:24Speaker 2: can't remember the name of the show. But they were
- 21:28Speaker 2: redoing or doing an old sort of historic farmhouse.
- 21:33Speaker 3: Is it the one where they only renovate like heritage homes.
- 21:37Speaker 2: It was something in that vein.
- 21:38Speaker 4: They had to protect.
- 21:39Speaker 3: There's certain things they have to tick off with the
- 21:41Speaker 3: heritage status.
- 21:43Speaker 2: Something like that. Yes, now, anyway, heritage homes are us.
- 21:47Speaker 2: They had an architect there with them, you know, who's
- 21:49Speaker 2: the host of the show, and they were like no,
- 21:51Speaker 2: I don't know. And anyway, they told the architect this
- 21:55Speaker 2: is what we want to.
- 21:56Speaker 3: Do or their names, yeah, I don't know what general
- 21:59Speaker 3: was it on denot.
- 22:02Speaker 2: And the architect was those are very very ambitious dreams
- 22:10Speaker 2: you've got there.
- 22:11Speaker 4: He was negative.
- 22:12Speaker 2: Throughout the entire process. They had a budget of, like
- 22:15Speaker 2: he was a doubting time, one point two million dollars
- 22:20Speaker 2: to do the work. It was a disaster good and
- 22:25Speaker 2: it ended up costing two point one million dollars And
- 22:29Speaker 2: it's like, how do you even get to do that
- 22:32Speaker 2: if you have a budget of one point two or
- 22:34Speaker 2: whatever it was and it ends up being two point
- 22:37Speaker 2: one I mean that's nearly a million dollars more? What
- 22:41Speaker 2: are you doing with your lives?
- 22:42Speaker 4: They got number mixed up?
- 22:43Speaker 2: They did, but how do they even pay for it?
- 22:46Speaker 2: And they had to take another mortgage and all this stuff, and.
- 22:49Speaker 3: It's like, you're idiots, a classic You are idiots, the classic,
- 22:54Speaker 3: as they always go, we want to come out of this.
- 22:55Speaker 4: We're were putting our life savings and hopefully we can
- 22:57Speaker 4: come out of this like mortgage free or as small
- 22:59Speaker 4: as a mortgagees pass.
- 23:00Speaker 2: Yes.
- 23:00Speaker 3: And then you talked to them at the end of
- 23:01Speaker 3: the episode and they're like, it's the largest mortgage with
- 23:04Speaker 3: the lives. Yeah, yeah, how many buzzies out of five.
- 23:08Speaker 2: One and a half? Right, just infuriated me.
- 23:14Speaker 3: I watched pluribus loved it.
- 23:17Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
- 23:21Speaker 2: Hodak, White Stripes there on the radio Hodarky Big Show
- 23:24Speaker 2: this Wednesday afternoon at the time one the time, sorry,
- 23:28Speaker 2: four point fifty six. The score one eighty nine for seven.
- 23:31Speaker 2: I got the mixed up.
- 23:33Speaker 4: It's try just confirming they're playing cricket.
- 23:35Speaker 2: Yeah, they're playing cricket West Indies one eighty nine for seven.
- 23:38Speaker 4: Against New Zealand. They playing against Zealand. They're playing against
- 23:40Speaker 4: New Zealand. Yeah, okay, And New Zealand's the team wearing white.
- 23:43Speaker 4: The New Zealand's the team bowling.
- 23:45Speaker 3: Kezy, right, okay, hey, are you coming up after five?
- 23:48Speaker 3: By the way, Jase, I shot my first ever commercial yesterday.
- 23:51Speaker 3: Obviously you're my agent. We haven't discussed fees and things.
- 23:53Speaker 3: I just there's something I need to bring up with
- 23:54Speaker 3: you around that. If that's all.
- 23:56Speaker 2: There's something I need to bring up with you too, Actually,
- 23:58Speaker 2: Keezy clevering buye up. I've had a bit of feedback
- 24:01Speaker 2: on that, right, okay.
- 24:02Speaker 3: Well let's bring both up together and we'll discuss that
- 24:05Speaker 3: after five.
- 24:06Speaker 4: Sure, man, plus listen out for that cue to call.
- 24:09Speaker 3: If you hear it, call it one hundred Hadarchy and
- 24:11Speaker 3: you and a mate can be heading heading to La
- 24:13Speaker 3: to see Green day, Casey, The Elephants, Sublime, et cetera.
- 24:16Speaker 4: Playing at the Alter Ego.
- 24:17Speaker 1: FO The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 24:23Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
- 24:26Speaker 2: Ike here, welcome back here as a bank bones, I hope
- 24:28Speaker 2: you're getting through your Hunt Day ticket Eboo. You're listening
- 24:31Speaker 2: to the Big Show, brought to you by reburg You.
- 24:34Speaker 4: Crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburger, Keezy, what
- 24:46Speaker 4: do it properly?
- 24:47Speaker 2: Please?
- 24:48Speaker 3: Crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
- 24:56Speaker 2: I'm going to give you one last chart.
- 24:59Speaker 4: Heer Kesey, crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburger
- 25:04Speaker 4: jew Fine.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Now listen. A bit of drama in the cricket. By
- 25:11Speaker 2: the looks of it. Blair Tickner fielding on the boundary
- 25:15Speaker 2: has done himself some sort of horrific injury. Currently being
- 25:20Speaker 2: wheeled off the ground, sucking on the gas there.
- 25:23Speaker 4: He's sucking on the whistle man. Yeah, the morphine. That's
- 25:26Speaker 4: a morphine, yere, and he hasn't taken that out of
- 25:29Speaker 4: his mouth. He is absolutely hoon in the bar, he is.
- 25:33Speaker 3: And the weird thing is, so they've got this bowler
- 25:34Speaker 3: on at the moment. His name is it rayl right Ray,
- 25:37Speaker 3: who looks like Shane van Gisberg and in a sweat band.
- 25:39Speaker 3: I've never seen him before, and he is. The shot
- 25:43Speaker 3: of him looking concerned, it was like Blair Tickner had
- 25:46Speaker 3: seriously seriously injured himself.
- 25:49Speaker 2: I've never seen, as you were saying, Mogi, anything like
- 25:51Speaker 2: that in the cricket match before. He's obviously dislocated something
- 25:55Speaker 2: or something.
- 25:55Speaker 4: Well they did say dislocated and the only thing, the
- 25:58Speaker 4: only time I think I've ever seen anything like I
- 26:00Speaker 4: vaguely remember the Australians colliding with each other going for
- 26:03Speaker 4: a catch and so getting knocked out, which you're pretty horrendous,
- 26:05Speaker 4: and their nose spread all over their face.
- 26:08Speaker 3: The other issue too, is he is taking four wickets, yes,
- 26:10Speaker 3: and also our bowling stocks we're getting we're having.
- 26:14Speaker 2: A horrific run at the moment. Well, let's hope he's
- 26:17Speaker 2: okay and they sort him out. In the meantime, we'll
- 26:21Speaker 2: just chill out with a bit of a c DC.
- 26:23Speaker 4: We'll chill man. Also coming up next, Jase, as mentioned earlier,
- 26:26Speaker 4: just need to have a word to you about our
- 26:28Speaker 4: commission as my agent. That's all good, sure, man. It's
- 26:30Speaker 4: a few things we need to iron out.
- 26:32Speaker 2: Man, There'll be no ironing Keysy, So what was that?
- 26:39Speaker 4: How good?
- 26:41Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
- 26:44Speaker 2: Arky Oasis there on the Radio hod Archy Big Show,
- 26:48Speaker 2: worke hat Bodamn for eight. Old Phillip's going straight through
- 26:57Speaker 2: the bats when they're knocking over the off. Nice work.
- 27:00Speaker 4: He really is zippy, isn't he Rainbow? He looks like zippy.
- 27:05Speaker 2: Incidentally, Fellers, I just want to say I've just got
- 27:08Speaker 2: a text from my wife to say she's in the
- 27:10Speaker 2: car driving home maker laugh please all right, no pressure, right, okay,
- 27:15Speaker 2: no pressure, Okay, Yeah, but anyway, Casey, you did your
- 27:19Speaker 2: first edge yesterday, didn't you.
- 27:21Speaker 3: I shot a commercial. Can't go into too many details.
- 27:23Speaker 3: Top secret, top top secret, top top secret, be like
- 27:27Speaker 3: the very most important things.
- 27:29Speaker 4: This is probably maybe four levels below that. Yeah, probably
- 27:33Speaker 4: who is secret? Well, I don't know if it's that bad.
- 27:36Speaker 4: I mean some people might care. Look in terms of
- 27:38Speaker 4: the scale of things.
- 27:41Speaker 3: Minor Jason my agent, Yes, describing what I do as minor?
- 27:45Speaker 4: As you know that, how do you think that makes
- 27:47Speaker 4: me feel? As an actor?
- 27:49Speaker 2: I would have thought pretty good, because I was initially
- 27:51Speaker 2: going to say insignificant dropping the ocean.
- 27:54Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, No, Well that's the reality, isn't it.
- 27:58Speaker 3: Because I'm just getting started, and yesterday I did do
- 28:01Speaker 3: my first commercial. Just I've got a bone to pick with?
- 28:04Speaker 3: Were not a bone I've got just we didn't discuss
- 28:08Speaker 3: the fee beforehand, right. You said the way it works
- 28:10Speaker 3: is you film the thing and then afterwards you know
- 28:14Speaker 3: what the fee is.
- 28:16Speaker 2: You didn't need to be concerning yourself about fees and
- 28:18Speaker 2: things like that.
- 28:20Speaker 4: Worry about because why is that?
- 28:21Speaker 3: Because in my head that'd come and say, hey, we've
- 28:24Speaker 3: got a job for KESI. This is how much we're
- 28:26Speaker 3: willing to pay.
- 28:27Speaker 2: They didn't say your name. I had to absolutely big
- 28:31Speaker 2: steal and borrowed. What do you still give you an opportunity?
- 28:35Speaker 3: So but the way in my head, it's like, oh,
- 28:37Speaker 3: hey we want this person to act, here's how much
- 28:38Speaker 3: we're willing to pay.
- 28:39Speaker 4: And then you bring that to say.
- 28:40Speaker 3: Me like a budget you mean yeah, yeah yeah, And
- 28:42Speaker 3: then I say, oh yeah, cool, I can do it
- 28:44Speaker 3: for that. I thought that was how it works. But
- 28:46Speaker 3: the way you're saying is you do the job first
- 28:48Speaker 3: and then do what do they pay you? Based on
- 28:50Speaker 3: your performance or what.
- 28:51Speaker 2: No, no, no, there is a set fee, but I
- 28:54Speaker 2: didn't I knew that you'd been struggling with lines, and
- 28:57Speaker 2: I didn't want any more distractions for you though you
- 29:00Speaker 2: only had one line on line. I didn't want you
- 29:03Speaker 2: your head filled with fees and cash and stuff, particularly
- 29:07Speaker 2: given it was your first job. Keezy. Yeah, and I
- 29:10Speaker 2: just wanted you focus on the job at hand.
- 29:12Speaker 3: Well, the issue of the thing I've got I've been
- 29:13Speaker 3: thinking about this is I was in my nies yes
- 29:18Speaker 3: all day yesterday for this ad.
- 29:20Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was in public.
- 29:21Speaker 3: It was a very public space, hundreds of people walking
- 29:23Speaker 3: past the night to be in my andies for that
- 29:25Speaker 3: whole thing. You know, I got to put on a
- 29:27Speaker 3: dressing gown and they didn't need me. And then otherwise
- 29:29Speaker 3: it was like back into your spot andys on.
- 29:32Speaker 4: And it's tough for the passers by. Obviously they didn't
- 29:34Speaker 4: sign up for that. They're not getting paid anything to
- 29:36Speaker 4: have to look at that. That's not for you.
- 29:38Speaker 2: And then that's one of the reasons why there was
- 29:40Speaker 2: a reduction in the initial fee.
- 29:43Speaker 4: So there was because this is what I was going to.
- 29:44Speaker 2: Say, they had to hire people to make sure that
- 29:47Speaker 2: you weren't seen and actually just on that. By the way,
- 29:53Speaker 2: one crew member actually was sent home because she felt nauseous. Yeah,
- 29:57Speaker 2: I'm not saying that to you.
- 29:59Speaker 3: But of course it's not me. I was just standing
- 30:01Speaker 3: there in mondies.
- 30:01Speaker 2: Don't know.
- 30:02Speaker 3: Hell, this was my question was, surely you get paid
- 30:05Speaker 3: more if you're in your undies in public for an ad.
- 30:08Speaker 3: Surely they pay you extra to compensate for that.
- 30:12Speaker 4: Clause.
- 30:13Speaker 3: Yeah, if you were nude but you're in undies, wells
- 30:16Speaker 3: is still you know, it's it's semi But surely the
- 30:19Speaker 3: rate I didn't Surely the rate reflects the fact that
- 30:25Speaker 3: I had to be in my andies and then we'll
- 30:27Speaker 3: be in my undies for the ad as well.
- 30:29Speaker 2: What was the right mogi? Don't you love this? A
- 30:33Speaker 2: young rookie actor just you know, And this is why,
- 30:38Speaker 2: this is why I didn't want to talk about the
- 30:40Speaker 2: fee with him, because can you see how obsessed he is.
- 30:43Speaker 2: He's going surely the rates this, surely the rates that
- 30:46Speaker 2: surely it's this or that because I'm doing this, or
- 30:48Speaker 2: that you're you're obsessed with the machinations of making the
- 30:53Speaker 2: ED instead of the actual job at hand. I've got
- 30:59Speaker 2: to tell you, it's been an absolute shit show for
- 31:02Speaker 2: me today. After that, really, the crew complained that you
- 31:06Speaker 2: constantly interfered trying to help them out.
- 31:09Speaker 4: I tried to help them carry a table over it one.
- 31:11Speaker 2: Yeah, and try to put up a shelter.
- 31:13Speaker 4: I helped it up a shelter, which.
- 31:15Speaker 2: Is just a massive no no. As we previously discussed.
- 31:19Speaker 2: They also said after lunch, you went into like a
- 31:21Speaker 2: food coma and just butchered your lines continuously.
- 31:25Speaker 3: Well, I did run out of gas a little bit
- 31:27Speaker 3: and I had a coffee and it was sweet. There's
- 31:29Speaker 3: only one line as well.
- 31:31Speaker 2: And then you had a tantrum that there were no
- 31:33Speaker 2: snacks or whatever on the on the table.
- 31:36Speaker 3: There tension was that they had the wrong flavored tiny titties.
- 31:40Speaker 2: Well exactly, so this is what I ended up having
- 31:43Speaker 2: to do. We've had to flag the fee on the
- 31:47Speaker 2: condition that it's never spoken of again. They're not putting
- 31:52Speaker 2: it to ear and we'll just call it quits and
- 31:57Speaker 2: they won't say anything out in public.
- 32:00Speaker 4: Seems fear to me, right, Okay, but.
- 32:03Speaker 2: You do have to pay them some money for interfering
- 32:08Speaker 2: with the crew, because you interfere with their jobs and
- 32:12Speaker 2: they've had to pay overtime because it went over because
- 32:14Speaker 2: you butchered the lines, and so there was overtime that
- 32:18Speaker 2: they have to pay, which wasn't in the budget. That's
- 32:21Speaker 2: not bad, It's not bad. How much about eight and
- 32:24Speaker 2: a half k It was about half an hour overtime.
- 32:29Speaker 2: There's a big crew though, mo. Yeah, thanks for starting there.
- 32:32Speaker 2: And they had to launder the undies too. It's a
- 32:35Speaker 2: hell of a thing getting them back and.
- 32:38Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarchy
- 32:44Speaker 1: My Heart Radio Alter Ego. Let's get another great New Zealand.
- 32:53Speaker 4: In the drawer.
- 32:55Speaker 2: He is, indeed in what a prize it is? A
- 32:56Speaker 2: fells what a prize it is.
- 33:00Speaker 3: That's right, You and a mate flying to LA for
- 33:02Speaker 3: the iHeartRadio Alter Ego January seventeenth.
- 33:05Speaker 4: That's January seventeenth next year this year. Yeah, it's very soon, Mogi.
- 33:11Speaker 4: Are you heading to LA to see some of the
- 33:12Speaker 4: biggest names and alternative rock Green Day, Casey the Elephant,
- 33:16Speaker 4: plenty more, one of my favorite bands Sublime as well.
- 33:18Speaker 3: Are the tickets are for you and a mate to
- 33:20Speaker 3: hit along there.
- 33:20Speaker 4: You get a hotel, your one thousand dollars cash, You
- 33:22Speaker 4: get direct flights courtesy of In New Zealand NonStop New
- 33:25Speaker 4: Zealand to La How.
- 33:26Speaker 2: Good man, let's go to the phone lines, Fellers, get
- 33:29Speaker 2: a Caleb your mad Barstard. How's life?
- 33:32Speaker 3: Oh it's pretty pretty.
- 33:34Speaker 2: Good at the moment.
- 33:34Speaker 4: Mate, it's a bit warm, but you know we're.
- 33:36Speaker 2: Still cruising a line. Yeah, it's summer, summer time. Mate.
- 33:38Speaker 2: Where about you calling from Caleb the.
- 33:41Speaker 4: Big smoke mate Auckland Dan, what do you do for
- 33:45Speaker 4: a crush mate?
- 33:46Speaker 2: Oh?
- 33:47Speaker 4: I'm a sales rip slash manager for a small company.
- 33:51Speaker 4: A small company's on details to be honest.
- 34:00Speaker 2: That's.
- 34:02Speaker 4: Small company sales.
- 34:03Speaker 2: But yeah yeah, And who would you take with you
- 34:09Speaker 2: Caleb were lucky enough to win. Probably my brother in law,
- 34:13Speaker 2: who's probably the only friend I've got at the minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 34:18Speaker 4: What's his name? Oswald?
- 34:23Speaker 2: Oh?
- 34:23Speaker 4: Yeah, if I call him Oswald because it'll get him good. Yeah,
- 34:27Speaker 4: funnily enough, we call him yourself everything.
- 34:32Speaker 2: We're all the best with that, yeah, Caleb and wile Flick.
- 34:35Speaker 2: You have old Pat there if you don't mind.
- 34:42Speaker 3: Yeah, straight Bat of the old exit good, I Craig
- 34:44Speaker 3: get my ad barset.
- 34:45Speaker 2: How's life? Yeah, it's great?
- 34:48Speaker 4: How you guys, going.
- 34:49Speaker 2: Not too bad, mate, not too bad? What do you
- 34:51Speaker 2: do for a crust Craig, I'm exactly the same as Caleb.
- 34:56Speaker 4: Drug dealer too, drug deally Craig.
- 35:01Speaker 2: Yeah, always keep it on the streets. Yeah, hey, listen, mate,
- 35:07Speaker 2: if you were to winness, who would you take with you?
- 35:10Speaker 4: I'll probably have to mess fair enough.
- 35:19Speaker 2: It's probably a good idea, mate, smart from you.
- 35:22Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Cayler, look you Craig, So
- 35:25Speaker 3: you hold the line and we'll hand you over to Pugs.
- 35:27Speaker 4: He'll chuck in the drawer, right, cheers, fellers, mate, so
- 35:32Speaker 4: good fellows, that's really good. Hey, just quickly.
- 35:34Speaker 3: The thing about this competition is that within New Zealand's
- 35:38Speaker 3: NonStop Auckland to Los Angeles service and seamless USA connections
- 35:42Speaker 3: with the United Airlines, you can experience it all. Yeah,
- 35:45Speaker 3: and I hadn't actually thought about that.
- 35:46Speaker 4: Yeah, it's funny when you say that. I just I
- 35:49Speaker 4: just tune.
- 35:49Speaker 3: Out, you tune out, just you hopefully? How are you
- 35:55Speaker 3: coming up soon? Fellers? Pearl Jam Temple Pilots and some
- 36:00Speaker 3: Jimmy Barnes. How many does that sound?
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- 36:10Speaker 2: ho Hucky Big Show this Wednesday evening. Feel there's plenty
- 36:14Speaker 2: coming up after six o'clock. By the way, we give
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- 36:20Speaker 2: out there feelings.
- 36:21Speaker 3: That's right, feels. Meet Patty Nip sixty nine at gmail
- 36:24Speaker 3: dot com. It's a really email address. It is touch
- 36:26Speaker 3: one hundred percent anonymous and if we read it on
- 36:28Speaker 3: the show, you get a fifty dollars Reburg at voucher
- 36:30Speaker 3: Hellom a deal, great deal Magie also coming up after six.
- 36:34Speaker 3: Earlier in the show, we were discussing if you want
- 36:36Speaker 3: to text through on three four eight three a gift
- 36:39Speaker 3: you'd like from Santa, let us know. So you name
- 36:41Speaker 3: your age and the gift you're after. We will let
- 36:43Speaker 3: Santa know and see if we can put in a
- 36:45Speaker 3: good word for you.
- 36:46Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff for mate.
- 36:50Speaker 1: The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 36:53Speaker 1: tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hold Iky.
- 36:56Speaker 2: It sure is the Big Show and boy are we
- 36:58Speaker 2: grateful for your company this Wednesday night. Incidentally, the Big
- 37:03Speaker 2: Show was sponsored by.
- 37:04Speaker 3: Reburg Handcrafted Big Years Loaded Fries, and gormet etes.
- 37:09Speaker 4: That will change the game.
- 37:12Speaker 3: Huh hah.
- 37:14Speaker 2: What would you like this year from me?
- 37:18Speaker 3: Santa?
- 37:19Speaker 4: You're probably honest. It's just one thing in.
- 37:21Speaker 2: The world exciting. It's nice to know you're not greedy.
- 37:26Speaker 4: It's just it's good to be reber new.
- 37:30Speaker 6: Real big.
- 37:31Speaker 4: Maybe there's more than one thing.
- 37:33Speaker 2: If i'm you know, if I'm getting hand crafted bigs,
- 37:38Speaker 2: loaded fries and gormots all was signed Tom and you're
- 37:43Speaker 2: sure they're any one? Well you because it's good man.
- 37:49Speaker 3: I like that that person's not greedy. They've just have
- 37:51Speaker 3: thought about it long and hard and gone. All I
- 37:53Speaker 3: want for Christmas is some reed. There's some crave worthy
- 37:56Speaker 3: street food, freshly made.
- 37:58Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great stuff for me, it is, it's great stuff.
- 38:01Speaker 3: Is there anything you guys desperately want for Christmas?
- 38:03Speaker 4: Nothing at all? That's what I want. I want to
- 38:04Speaker 4: be given nothing at all. I actually find it annoying
- 38:07Speaker 4: to be given gifts because I don't need anything and
- 38:09Speaker 4: I don't want anything, and it's just stuff I have
- 38:12Speaker 4: to carry around with me. So I just want to
- 38:13Speaker 4: hang out. I want to yan That's all I want.
- 38:16Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in the same vein. I'm in that really
- 38:19Speaker 2: awkward conundrum.
- 38:20Speaker 4: You want to give me something, how do you get
- 38:22Speaker 4: me a beer?
- 38:23Speaker 2: Brother? Yeah? Sure? Now listen, because my wife loves prizzies.
- 38:27Speaker 2: She she plans the crap out of buying presents, and
- 38:31Speaker 2: I'm like, don't worry about me and stuff, and she's like, oh,
- 38:35Speaker 2: you know she she loves that sort of stuff where
- 38:37Speaker 2: it's for me. It's hanging out with my family and
- 38:41Speaker 2: stuffing my god.
- 38:42Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, well you.
- 38:43Speaker 2: Know what I'm saying with a vapor and a few daries.
- 38:48Speaker 4: Right, I thought you meant like food. Saw all your
- 38:50Speaker 4: family's inside and everyone's sort of cheering, you know, chatting outside,
- 38:54Speaker 4: having a fag.
- 38:56Speaker 3: Hey, coming up shortly, Feelers, what do you want for Christmas?
- 39:00Speaker 3: Text us three four eight three, Oh well it's Santa
- 39:03Speaker 3: No every text and the draw for a fifty do
- 39:05Speaker 3: Reburg voucher for the whole Archy.
- 39:07Speaker 1: Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hold Ike.
- 39:10Speaker 2: JOm Pitty there on the radio Hod Donkey Big Show
- 39:13Speaker 2: this Wednesday evening. Now we were asking the punters, weren't
- 39:17Speaker 2: we feel us? What do you want for Christmas? New Zealand?
- 39:20Speaker 4: Yes?
- 39:21Speaker 2: And we have been inundated, nay flooded, with responses on
- 39:27Speaker 2: three four eight three.
- 39:28Speaker 4: So many, so many guys. It's great.
- 39:31Speaker 3: Obviously a lot of them can't be done, like, for example,
- 39:35Speaker 3: gooday guys for Christmas? Can I have a poster of
- 39:37Speaker 3: one of Kezy's meat patties blown up full size?
- 39:39Speaker 4: Yeah, we were going to do that because Keyesy's got
- 39:41Speaker 4: these game A lot of people won't know. Kids, you've
- 39:43Speaker 4: got to keep them up to speed. We've got so
- 39:45Speaker 4: many new listeners. Keyesy's got gigantic nipples that look like
- 39:49Speaker 4: burnt meat paddies, so we call them burnt meat paddy naps,
- 39:56Speaker 4: so people won't know that. And they stink like, well,
- 39:58Speaker 4: not stink, they smell like bird meat petties.
- 40:01Speaker 2: They're gargantuan.
- 40:03Speaker 4: Yeah, So the suggestion that you would make up a
- 40:07Speaker 4: poster of that, I mean, it's funny, is it? Can
- 40:14Speaker 4: I just have that? I don't know how that'd sell
- 40:15Speaker 4: pretty well, but.
- 40:17Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sound like hotcakes.
- 40:19Speaker 2: That was This is the thing. Keys. You know how
- 40:21Speaker 2: we're talking earlier in the show about how much you
- 40:24Speaker 2: were getting paid for this job. They didn't factor in
- 40:27Speaker 2: the nips, and they were like, oh god, we're going
- 40:30Speaker 2: to have.
- 40:30Speaker 4: To I thought we were doing a.
- 40:33Speaker 2: No, what else is there?
- 40:37Speaker 3: Get a guys, sureley here, I'm fifty eight Temple. No,
- 40:41Speaker 3: it's not what we're doing. I've been a good girl
- 40:44Speaker 3: this year, and I would like Santa to get me
- 40:47Speaker 3: some Mark Jacob's perfect perfume.
- 40:50Speaker 4: Please put in a good word for me, Happy Christmas.
- 40:52Speaker 4: That stuff reaks. Yeah, it's a perfume. It's supposed to. Yeah.
- 40:56Speaker 2: I wouldn't have a clue what that smells like or not.
- 41:01Speaker 3: It's not for us to say whether or not. I mean,
- 41:02Speaker 3: I've never heard of it, Mike Jacobs.
- 41:05Speaker 2: I don't know that Santa's a perfumery here or a
- 41:08Speaker 2: perfume air.
- 41:10Speaker 3: But like, we're not meant to critique it. We're just
- 41:13Speaker 3: passing it on to Santa. So we just let Santa
- 41:15Speaker 3: no right.
- 41:16Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sure, I just put a note by it.
- 41:20Speaker 4: I don't like who chances Okay, okay, then we're going
- 41:23Speaker 4: to pass that to Santa.
- 41:24Speaker 3: Okay, cool, gooday, guys.
- 41:28Speaker 4: My name is Kath. I'm forty two. Okay, Yes, what's
- 41:32Speaker 4: the name is it? La Crossette Luck?
- 41:36Speaker 3: No luck, la crosse la CRUs like crist Racist No no, no.
- 41:43Speaker 4: No, it's not the really fancy cook with oh ah, yes,
- 41:46Speaker 4: we we No. Once again, I'm not sure that Santa
- 41:51Speaker 4: can steal no brands like this is not a factory
- 41:55Speaker 4: in China, right, this is Sander's workshop, thank you. Okay,
- 42:03Speaker 4: so no branded stuff. We should have just said that,
- 42:05Speaker 4: then what people, It's not for me to say that.
- 42:08Speaker 4: I think Santa would be furious.
- 42:09Speaker 3: He would be, well, what about this, and this will
- 42:12Speaker 3: be good? Get a guys, Jack here, six years old,
- 42:14Speaker 3: I'd like a rocking horse. Rocking horse, that's good, right,
- 42:18Speaker 3: because that's something Santa can slap together.
- 42:21Speaker 2: Six Yeah, he sort of should be growing out of
- 42:24Speaker 2: that sort of stage.
- 42:26Speaker 4: I mean, I left my rocking horse when I was
- 42:27Speaker 4: about three, that's true. Is my daughter right? Okay? Man, okay,
- 42:32Speaker 4: but it's okay. What does it say he wants a
- 42:34Speaker 4: rocking horse? Okay, that's weird, but okay, we don't judge
- 42:37Speaker 4: a little six year old kid.
- 42:39Speaker 2: You know, it's one.
- 42:41Speaker 3: More, just because this has been great, Get a guys.
- 42:44Speaker 3: Nigel here, forty seven wants his wife to forgive him
- 42:47Speaker 3: and take him back. Oh yeah, I mean Santa, I mean,
- 42:52Speaker 3: what's what tricky?
- 42:54Speaker 4: I don't know if.
- 42:58Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean more, it's more of a gift like
- 43:00Speaker 3: maybe if he wants a wooden nutcracker or something, Santa
- 43:03Speaker 3: can help.
- 43:04Speaker 4: Yeah. Look, I mean Santa's no angel himself. He is
- 43:08Speaker 4: a shocking bast What do you hang on? So you
- 43:10Speaker 4: suggested that Santa does the dirty on missus? Cause you serious?
- 43:14Speaker 2: Oh?
- 43:14Speaker 4: Yeah, mate? How do you know?
- 43:15Speaker 2: Well, he's going down everyone's chimneys all the time. I
- 43:20Speaker 2: mean it's there's going to be the odd occasion, Keysy,
- 43:23Speaker 2: where he might stumble upon something that he's not expecting.
- 43:27Speaker 2: Maybe you know, someone lying in the lingerie on the
- 43:32Speaker 2: couch there.
- 43:33Speaker 4: And he's just their second head.
- 43:35Speaker 1: The Darchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
- 43:38Speaker 1: in on.
- 43:40Speaker 2: Radio The Killers there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
- 43:44Speaker 2: this Wednesday evening. Now fellas in the podcast outro today,
- 43:49Speaker 2: I was telling you about a show that I watched
- 43:51Speaker 2: last night called full Moon Fishing on Marty.
- 43:56Speaker 4: Wasn't it Moontide Fishing?
- 43:58Speaker 2: Oh? It might have been Moontie on Maldi Television. And
- 44:03Speaker 2: they went out way out in the deep water getting kingies,
- 44:06Speaker 2: yeah and stuff like that on a pretty cool little boat.
- 44:09Speaker 2: But I was looking at the boat watching the show,
- 44:11Speaker 2: going that's not as good as the hold Aki boat.
- 44:14Speaker 4: Yes, you know what I mean.
- 44:15Speaker 2: Because the hold Aki boat that you could win simply
- 44:18Speaker 2: by naming it, and it's worth seventy five thousand dollars,
- 44:22Speaker 2: is a superior boat.
- 44:23Speaker 3: Yes, right, it takes. Boat to three four eight three
- 44:25Speaker 3: will send you a link. You fill out your details,
- 44:28Speaker 3: put a name in for this boat, name it and
- 44:31Speaker 3: if we if you're the lucky person that gets drawn out,
- 44:34Speaker 3: you will have that name you wrote on the side
- 44:35Speaker 3: of your brand new thanks to Finn Chaser boats. It
- 44:39Speaker 3: is a five three five center console with the Mercury
- 44:41Speaker 3: sixty horse four stroke and a voyager trailer as well.
- 44:43Speaker 4: The whole page.
- 44:44Speaker 3: It's a Finn Chaser right, it's as Yeah, it's for
- 44:47Speaker 3: chasing fins. Yes yeahah yeah, like you used to have
- 44:50Speaker 3: that car called the Chaser. I mean I said tail
- 44:56Speaker 3: was it the ass Chaser?
- 44:58Speaker 4: Yeah? I remember that too.
- 45:00Speaker 2: Yeah, it was full on.
- 45:02Speaker 4: Seventy five thousand dollars. How much the entire package is worth. Yeah,
- 45:05Speaker 4: it's a nice package. It's a great package.
- 45:08Speaker 3: Boat to three four eight three give it a text
- 45:10Speaker 3: because I'm pretty sure Jay's that the TV show was
- 45:12Speaker 3: called Moon Tide Fishing, right, full Moon Fishing.
- 45:16Speaker 4: They only go out of a full moon.
- 45:18Speaker 2: Yeah, well the full moon is the optimum time. But
- 45:21Speaker 2: it's all about fishing around the moon and where the
- 45:24Speaker 2: moon is in the sky. As discussing the podcast, go
- 45:27Speaker 2: and check it out.
- 45:28Speaker 4: Can I just also say, because we haven't really pointed
- 45:31Speaker 4: this out, is that you know this price comes with
- 45:33Speaker 4: all the bells and whistles. Oh yeah it does. So
- 45:36Speaker 4: it's got the Garment Echo maps seven inch fish finder.
- 45:39Speaker 4: Is that the GPS chap point?
- 45:41Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 45:41Speaker 4: Yeah, find that's how you find the fishing. We used
- 45:44Speaker 4: to have one of those called the ass Finder. Yes,
- 45:47Speaker 4: was it Garment? It was Garman? And how many inches? Oh? Good,
- 45:51Speaker 4: solid seven inches? I reckon? Yeah right.
- 45:55Speaker 3: It says here as well that it has a fusion
- 45:56Speaker 3: stereo entertainment system with the RA sixty speaker up plus speakers.
- 46:00Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I like to call it stereo.
- 46:02Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Do you have one of those in the
- 46:03Speaker 3: ass Chasing?
- 46:04Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 46:04Speaker 4: Man, absolutely, You've got to play your six tunes. You're
- 46:06Speaker 4: going to have a beat. Yeah, you're a six center
- 46:08Speaker 4: of a beer.
- 46:09Speaker 2: You know.
- 46:09Speaker 4: It's a real head toner. When you're going down the road,
- 46:11Speaker 4: you're playing what's that one? You like that Jase from
- 46:14Speaker 4: Sevage Shwing Shwing.
- 46:16Speaker 2: Yeah, did you have.
- 46:17Speaker 3: The ass Chaser when Swing was out? I thought, this
- 46:20Speaker 3: is a long time ago. You've obviously got. It's going
- 46:22Speaker 3: to be fully vinyl wrapped and sign written as well,
- 46:25Speaker 3: which is pretty damn cool. It's it's trust it's cutted out. Yeah,
- 46:29Speaker 3: hold docato Insai. You can see photos of it up
- 46:31Speaker 3: there if you want.
- 46:31Speaker 4: And we're going to call it the ass Blasts or Jase,
- 46:34Speaker 4: Oh yeah, totally what the boat? Yeah? No, the audience
- 46:37Speaker 4: gets to name the boat. That's the whole idea. I
- 46:39Speaker 4: thought it was our boat. Oh can we name it
- 46:43Speaker 4: something else? The ass Blaster is good. I don't think
- 46:46Speaker 4: you get better than that. Keezy, what a backboat?
- 46:51Speaker 1: The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 46:54Speaker 1: tune in week days and four on Radio Hold a.
- 46:57Speaker 4: Key, Well your man bar sids.
- 47:05Speaker 2: That's a big show. Done and justted this Wednesday evening
- 47:09Speaker 2: on the podcast Outro Today, what's the clip You've got there? Easy?
- 47:12Speaker 4: Today? On the podcast, we talked about Jason's fun to us,
- 47:17Speaker 4: what's like waking you know, Smag from the Hobbit, that
- 47:22Speaker 4: dragon from its slumber deep on top of a long
- 47:25Speaker 4: time to wake up because it's been asleep for a
- 47:27Speaker 4: hundred years.
- 47:29Speaker 3: Dog squad money, it's pretty accurate as.
- 47:37Speaker 2: Yeah, scale the old pre a scalely old dude. Hey, Mogi,
- 47:43Speaker 2: what a lovely night.
- 47:45Speaker 4: What do you think you'll be doing with it?
- 47:46Speaker 2: I'm going to the theater, that's right, Yes, job, what's.
- 47:55Speaker 4: Job? I've never been to the theater, Christian it's a
- 48:01Speaker 4: is this what people at theater sound? I don't even
- 48:07Speaker 4: know what I'm saying, so would be good. You don't
- 48:12Speaker 4: even know the name of it. Well, I've got an agency.
- 48:14Speaker 4: You're not in it. Kezy the this play, but somebody
- 48:17Speaker 4: on our on our books is wow going along to that?
- 48:20Speaker 4: I think it's it's Lara, and I think it's also
- 48:24Speaker 4: other people, and there are possibly Tom Sainsbury possibly. I
- 48:28Speaker 4: think it's Motion Dynamo, which is a dance troupe, a
- 48:30Speaker 4: comedy dance troupe. I'm pretty sure that's what's going. Yes,
- 48:35Speaker 4: wife wanted to go to that. Well, I'll tell her
- 48:37Speaker 4: what it was like. I'm just kidding. She's coming with me.
- 48:41Speaker 2: A comedy dance troupe is like my worst nightmare, but
- 48:47Speaker 2: I'm sure it'll be great.
- 48:51Speaker 3: Jase you're my agent. If get into a play with
- 48:54Speaker 3: like micas.
- 48:55Speaker 2: Of course they would, of course they would, knowing that
- 48:59Speaker 2: you'll never get into a play. But listen, what are
- 49:02Speaker 2: you eating tonight? Man? I need to know Key, I've
- 49:05Speaker 2: been really disappointed lately.
- 49:08Speaker 3: Tonight I'm making chicken burgers and chips.
- 49:11Speaker 4: How do you feel about that? That's the sort of
- 49:13Speaker 4: ship you make around your house, Jase, Yeah, well we
- 49:16Speaker 4: had chips.
- 49:17Speaker 2: Yeah we didn't have We had burgers and no chips.
- 49:20Speaker 4: I was a few.
- 49:21Speaker 3: Yeah we've got chips. Now we're doing pretty well. Yeah,
- 49:23Speaker 3: good on chips. What are you having tonight?
- 49:24Speaker 2: Your game of two halves?
- 49:25Speaker 4: Money? See you tomorrow.