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When noisy sheep keep waking you up · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich, what's crack
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  Speaker 1: a leg?
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  Speaker 2: And this is the big boss dog snoopy diagle, double.
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  Speaker 1: Gisel thing boom, what you don't do.
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  Speaker 3: We're not talking about rid ten team, We're not talking
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  Speaker 3: about last year.
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  Speaker 4: If the one and only dog y'all the.
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  Speaker 5: Glasses last, the big smooth eagle double gizsel in your
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  Speaker 5: face to me and in the place to be and
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  Speaker 5: you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake your ass sucks.
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  Speaker 6: He calls it eight seven seven ninety three seven one
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  Speaker 6: oh four seven. You can also text us, text jj
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  Speaker 6: R whatever you want to say to the number nine
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  Speaker 6: six eight nine three.
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  Speaker 2: Peyton. You said you woke up in a different way.
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  Speaker 1: Today, Yeah, I was.
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  Speaker 7: I was woken up a little bit earlier than my
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  Speaker 7: usual natural alarm clock wakes me up.
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  Speaker 8: My nephew chosen he's going to be.
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  Speaker 7: Three in August, and he woke up before the rest
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  Speaker 7: of the house. And I woke up to the stupid
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  Speaker 7: alexa over and over it over again, because this two
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  Speaker 7: year old boy has just learned his animal noises.
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  Speaker 8: So this is what I woke up to this morning.
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  Speaker 9: Good morning, Peyton.
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  Speaker 5: This is the sound the sheep makes. Now playing occasional
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  Speaker 5: sheep noises, white noise, farm sounds.
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  Speaker 8: It was just the sheep.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, what does the sheep make all morning? And I
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  Speaker 7: had the same thing, What about the cows?
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  Speaker 8: What about the pig?
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  Speaker 3: Also?
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  Speaker 7: The birds aren't even up right now?
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  Speaker 6: When I was a kid, I had that toy you
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  Speaker 6: pulled the string out of it spends in the lands
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  Speaker 6: on an animal noise.
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  Speaker 2: But he's got Alexa or Syria or whatever the hell,
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  Speaker 2: my god she has.
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  Speaker 7: He has Gemini, he has Alexa, he has he he
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  Speaker 7: has all of the things around the house.
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  Speaker 8: And he literally only says, please play sheep.
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  Speaker 2: Have you taught him Old McDonald?
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  Speaker 7: He loves that one. His favorite one, though, is no
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  Speaker 7: more monkey's jumping on them?
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, that's a classic, good one.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So that happened with Peyton, and then Rich what happened
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  Speaker 1: with you.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know if my neighbor listens to the show,
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  Speaker 10: but anybody who listens to the show knows how uncomfortable
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  Speaker 10: I am in like a swimming situation or a let's
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  Speaker 10: go hang out with our shirt off situation. And I
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  Speaker 10: told you about my neighbor. It's like, Hey, come over
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  Speaker 10: and talk about the neighborhood and get my hots up
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  Speaker 10: with me. And I've told him, I'm I do not
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  Speaker 10: want to get in your hot tub with you, just
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  Speaker 10: like that. So I haven't talked to him for a while.
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  Speaker 10: I see him out walk in the neighborhood. He walks
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  Speaker 10: to the neighborhood pretty much every afternoon with the shirt off,
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  Speaker 10: and whenever I'm around, he will stop and talk to
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  Speaker 10: me for an usually long time with the shirt up.
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  Speaker 10: So yesterday I'm coming home, I'm grabbing the mail and
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  Speaker 10: he's walking by and he's like, you know you get
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  Speaker 10: home about this time, about one point thirty two. I'd
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  Speaker 10: like you to come take a walk with me. We'll
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  Speaker 10: go buy the horses and we'll take our shirts off.
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  Speaker 10: I know you like to walk. Let's go take a
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  Speaker 10: walk with the shirt off. I said, I don't want
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  Speaker 10: to do that.
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  Speaker 8: He's hitting on you.
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  Speaker 9: I don't want to say with.
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  Speaker 10: Your shirt this is I think he might if anybody else,
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  Speaker 10: I would think he's trolling me. But I actually think
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  Speaker 10: he's serious because I don't even think he knows what
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  Speaker 10: I do for a living.
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  Speaker 8: Does he have a wife?
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't.
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  Speaker 8: Does he have a husband wife?
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  Speaker 10: And she seems perfectly lovely. But then he texts me
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  Speaker 10: again this morning and he said, I don't know if
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  Speaker 10: you noticed, but I got a new sannet in the backyard.
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  Speaker 10: Why don't you come over. It's a sauna for two.
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  Speaker 10: We could take our shirts off and get some red
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  Speaker 10: lights on.
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  Speaker 3: Just deal with the shirt off, specifically with.
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  Speaker 9: Our shirts off.
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  Speaker 10: I'm saying that I can even screencap the text for
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  Speaker 10: you and send it to you, because I think it's
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  Speaker 10: very just very very bizarre.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 10: I keep on telling him, no, it's too hot to
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  Speaker 10: have to go for walks. It's jim time.
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  Speaker 9: I think at one point, why do you want to get.
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  Speaker 1: Half naked with your shirt off?
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  Speaker 6: I think to me, if you're in the sauna, it's
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  Speaker 6: kind of a given that the shirts off. So why
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  Speaker 6: does he have the highlight to take a shirt take
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  Speaker 6: a shirt off, and take your shirt off?
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  Speaker 10: I think, I'm like, you know, I don't know if
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  Speaker 10: you've seen me in my own backyard, but I don't
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  Speaker 10: have my shirt off in my own backyard.
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  Speaker 7: Wants to do it for the plot and just tell
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  Speaker 7: us what he tries to do when you.
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  Speaker 8: Take your shirt?
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  Speaker 9: Okay? What is this? Was like a bet between him
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  Speaker 9: and his friends, and they're like, who can get rich
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  Speaker 9: to take his shirt off first?
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  Speaker 3: And they've all been trying for years and so now
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  Speaker 3: they're just getting obvious with it.
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  Speaker 10: She's the only participanting. Everybody else wants me to come
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  Speaker 10: to their church.
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  Speaker 8: No, it's actually it's actually Jajay in his bed.
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  Speaker 9: Your neighbor.
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  Speaker 1: You take a shirt off the afternoon, dis you take
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  Speaker 1: a walk with your shirt off.
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  Speaker 10: I'm like, no, no, no, you walk in the morning
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  Speaker 10: when it's nice and cool, you keep a shirt.
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  Speaker 2: On the way.
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  Speaker 6: I grew up with my father who was an athlete
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  Speaker 6: and came from the Netherlands.
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  Speaker 2: And he always had a shirt off.
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  Speaker 6: In fact, my son Dutch, it's very much like like
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  Speaker 6: my dad Dutch never has his shirt on.
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  Speaker 2: Ever.
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  Speaker 6: If as soon as he walks in the house, he
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  Speaker 6: takes your shirt off and throws it on the floor
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  Speaker 6: in the kitchen. My dad always had a shirt off,
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  Speaker 6: and my dad would oh and I would hate this.
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  Speaker 6: This triggers me so much. When I was a kid,
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  Speaker 6: he played soccer and he played basketball and he would alway,
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  Speaker 6: if we're at the park and there was like it
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  Speaker 6: was always you know, Hispant Mexican's playing soccer. My dad
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  Speaker 6: would say, let's go play soccer with these guys. Take
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  Speaker 6: your shirt off.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 6: I'd be like, oh god, and we go play soccer
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  Speaker 6: and I take my shirt off. Or we'd go play basketball.
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  Speaker 6: There'd be a bunch of black dudes playing basketball. My
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  Speaker 6: dadould be, take your shirt off from the basket.
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  Speaker 8: Take your shirt off.
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  Speaker 2: We were skins. He always wanted to be skins. And
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  Speaker 2: it's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: How can we different shirt? It was so terrible, It's
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  Speaker 1: such a.
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  Speaker 2: Terrible, terrible day.
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  Speaker 6: And I always had to take my shirt off and
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  Speaker 6: I could run and I could feel like my fat
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  Speaker 6: bouncing around everywhere, so insecure.
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  Speaker 10: Like or we could just hang out and talk by
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  Speaker 10: the mailbox with your shirt on. That'd be okay too.
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  Speaker 1: That's a.
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  Speaker 2: Let's vote.
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  Speaker 11: Take the shirt off, take it off.
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  Speaker 2: Shoot us the text text J j R.
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  Speaker 6: Whatever you want to say the ninety six eight nine three,
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  Speaker 6: Tap it and say what's up?
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  Speaker 11: Sure, open the free heart radio app, tap the doc
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  Speaker 11: back like just then John J and rach a message.
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  Speaker 2: Now pick these predictions. Pain what he got today.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna let you know your workday vibe is based
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  Speaker 7: on your zodiac sign.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Sue, good morning.
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  Speaker 2: What's your sign, Sue?
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  Speaker 6: Capricorn?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, so Capricorn your workday vibe. You're focused on the
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  Speaker 7: bag and nothing else. You are all about your money, honey.
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  Speaker 7: You are checking off your to do list with clinical
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  Speaker 7: precision because this Tuesday, it's not a hurdle for you.
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  Speaker 8: It's an opportunity.
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  Speaker 2: Well that sounds wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, to have a wonderful day, Sue, thanks
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  Speaker 1: for listening. Okay, you guys too, Thank you, Sue.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, Shannon, what's your signy?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, So for my Aquarius and your workday vibe today,
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  Speaker 7: you are looking at a standard problem and finding a weird,
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  Speaker 7: futuristic way to solve it. So people probably won't get
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  Speaker 7: your vision right away, but they will by the end
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  Speaker 7: of the week. So just stay true to what it
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  Speaker 7: is and you'll be in good in good business.
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  Speaker 3: Oh cool, Yeah, okay, thank you, you're welcomes, Shannon.
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  Speaker 2: Have a great day. We got a text on the
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  Speaker 2: text line.
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  Speaker 6: You could text jjr D whatever you want to say
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  Speaker 6: to nine six eight nine three, especially if you want
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  Speaker 6: your horscope bread, John J and Rich. Let me preface
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  Speaker 6: this by saying, I love Peyton, I love your show. However,
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  Speaker 6: Peyton Girl, every Leo horoscope cannot be some variation of
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  Speaker 6: we own the room, All eyes on us, spotlight follows me.
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  Speaker 6: I can predict every Leo prediction.
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  Speaker 7: Quite honestly, she is on brand, And honestly, it's not
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  Speaker 7: me that's creating these predictions.
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  Speaker 8: It's the stars. The stars feel this last, but us Leo's.
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  Speaker 7: We are walking into today like it is our red carpet.
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  Speaker 7: We have a big idea in bold suggestions, and today
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  Speaker 7: is the day everyone's gonna actually listen to us.
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  Speaker 8: So make sure that we own the room.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Let's go.
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  Speaker 7: Pisces, Richard, are pisces in the room. Your gut is
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  Speaker 7: telling you exactly which projects you need to prioritize and
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  Speaker 7: which people do avoid. So make sure you're trusting your
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  Speaker 7: inner voice, because it's a lot more louder and accurate
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  Speaker 7: than it has been.
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  Speaker 2: In the past.
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  Speaker 1: Follow your instincts, follow your gut.
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  Speaker 8: You got it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. How about Kyle unfug.
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  Speaker 7: Cal Kyle, you are the peacekeeper today while everyone else
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  Speaker 7: is stressed out. You are just trying to keep the
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  Speaker 7: vibes balanced in the playlist immaculate.
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  Speaker 9: Because music brings everyone together. Exactly in T shirts T shirts?
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  Speaker 2: How about virgos?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, John Jay, your work vibe today. You have got
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  Speaker 7: everything together. But make sure that you aren't nitpicking too
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  Speaker 7: much to the point where people are just letting it
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  Speaker 7: go in through one ear and out the other. But
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  Speaker 7: make sure that you make the standard extremely high as well.
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  Speaker 6: I believe that my nitpicking here does go in one
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  Speaker 6: ear and out the other. What we're talking about, Hey,
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  Speaker 6: this will sound by the way. You get all the
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  Speaker 6: horse copes it John J. Ridge dot com if you
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  Speaker 6: miss it, so you know how like I have a
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  Speaker 6: problem smelling things, like my nose always conject I can't
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  Speaker 6: smell anything, but every now and then something will get through.
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  Speaker 6: That's surprises. Every now and then something gets through. It's
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  Speaker 6: usually Kyle's food or something, or maybe Grant would wear
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  Speaker 6: a cologne or something. Right now, I smell something. It
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  Speaker 6: smells really good. And this will sound crazy. I think
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  Speaker 6: it's me. Really, I think I smell so would.
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  Speaker 2: You think smell?
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  Speaker 1: Can you smell me?
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  Speaker 2: Please? I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like it's it's like right in this area
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  Speaker 6: here and I don't put pologna.
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  Speaker 8: Is it like a sweet it.
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  Speaker 9: Smell flowery?
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  Speaker 2: Nope?
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  Speaker 9: It doesn't smell bad. It's like a good neutral, clean smell.
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  Speaker 2: A queen smell clean.
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  Speaker 5: It's me.
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  Speaker 1: Then there's something around these smells.
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  Speaker 10: Would you like to smell the rest of the crew,
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  Speaker 10: walk around and smell everybody.
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  Speaker 1: And that smells good because there's a new hoodie turchin.
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  Speaker 6: It might be it's never this is I've never washed
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  Speaker 6: it right out of the bag, but it's from Kiss Perry.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, so maybe they maybe you know how like some
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  Speaker 9: hotels have certain sense that they do. Like you go
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  Speaker 9: in the Vegas and you.
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  Speaker 3: Go into the Aria Hotel, Oh my gosh, it smells
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  Speaker 3: so good. And maybe the Kiss in Paris has a scent.
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  Speaker 6: It's kind of like there used to be a girl
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  Speaker 6: here that put on a lot of perfume and whenever
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  Speaker 6: road the elevator with her. One of the reasons I
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  Speaker 6: take the stairs now is that I would have her
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  Speaker 6: smell on my nose the whole day. It was terrible.
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  Speaker 6: I've had that right now. But it smells good. But
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  Speaker 6: whatever it is, like whatever it if it's me, I've
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  Speaker 6: never smelled this before.
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  Speaker 1: You smell your does she smell your?
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  Speaker 2: Who?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that's it?
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  Speaker 2: It's it's in here.
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  Speaker 9: Did you take a proper shower this morning?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even shower this morning. I'm about this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: The goal I had to my wife was staying at
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  Speaker 1: every one time, and I was like butt her shower.
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  Speaker 2: Jump that in.
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  Speaker 6: It was outside, made a shower outside and I got
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  Speaker 6: out the hot tips.
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  Speaker 2: Are you shower? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Anyway, anyway, if you missed her herscope, it's up a
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  Speaker 6: John jayn Rich dot com.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, new game alert, John Jay Rich, Jessica.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning morning.
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  Speaker 9: How are you all right?
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  Speaker 6: We're playing a new game and the prizes tickets to
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  Speaker 6: the Diamondbacks.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle has created this from the mind of Kyle on Funk.
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  Speaker 9: And I did this just for you, Jessica.
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  Speaker 2: This game is.
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  Speaker 1: Called Claim the Flow I fun frame thrown.
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  Speaker 2: Fra.
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  Speaker 9: Basically, one of you will be crowned at the end
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  Speaker 9: of this game if you can get the most points.
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  Speaker 9: So it's called Claim the Throne because you have.
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  Speaker 8: To decide who's on top.
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  Speaker 9: We'll begin with you, John Jay.
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  Speaker 3: Put these in order from highest to lowest. Most Grammy Wins,
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  Speaker 3: Beyonce Taylor Swift, Adele give me the correct order, from
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  Speaker 3: highest to lowest.
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  Speaker 2: Beyonce Adele, Titter, Swift nailed it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, three points on the mard for John Jay van As.
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  Speaker 3: We move over to you, Rich bearra highest to lowest
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  Speaker 3: most Instagram followers, Selena Gomez, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner put
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  Speaker 3: them in order.
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  Speaker 10: Ooh, okay, Selena Gomez, Kim. Then Kylie also nailed it.
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  Speaker 9: Three points on the board for Rich Barrow. We move
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  Speaker 9: over to you.
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  Speaker 3: Quinn Peyton, highest to lowest, Peyton, most Spotify streams of
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  Speaker 3: all time, Drake, Bad Bunny.
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  Speaker 9: The weekend's in order, highest to lowest.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm gonna go the weekend, Bad Bunny, Drake.
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  Speaker 9: Incorrect on all forms. Zero points for you, Peyton.
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  Speaker 3: First place is bad Bunny with sixty billion. Second place
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  Speaker 3: Drake with fifty five billion. Maybe with the three albums
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  Speaker 3: he just dropped, he'll be able to pull ahead. And
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  Speaker 3: the weekend was third forty billion.
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  Speaker 7: I'm getting fake news on my social media because I
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  Speaker 7: just saw something about the weekend being number one no anywhere.
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  Speaker 8: Correct.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, tough, tough, tough cookies for you, Peyton, but you
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  Speaker 3: may be able to reading yourself in round two. Now
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  Speaker 3: we move over to you, Jessica. So you got comfortable
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  Speaker 3: in the game. You've got to feel for it. So Jessica,
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  Speaker 3: highest to lowest, most fragrance sales, They have their own perfume.
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  Speaker 3: Highest to lowest Britney Spears, Beyonce, j.
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  Speaker 8: Low Oh, I say, j Lo, Beyonce, Britney.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, you got one correct.
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  Speaker 3: Beyonce is in second place, but Britney Spears has the
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  Speaker 3: most fragrant sales. She sold two billion dollars.
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  Speaker 9: Beyond seven hundred million.
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  Speaker 8: J Lo is in third place.
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  Speaker 9: So you are on the board, Jessica, with just one point.
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  Speaker 3: As we move into round two, John Jay highest to lowest,
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  Speaker 3: who claims the throne with this one? Most social media
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  Speaker 3: followers total across all platforms Cristiano Ronaldo, Selena Gomez or
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  Speaker 3: Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
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  Speaker 9: Highest to lowest rank.
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  Speaker 2: Them Rinaldo Selena the Rock.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh, one point for that, John Jay, because Christiano Ronaldo
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  Speaker 3: does have the most across all platforms nine hundred million
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  Speaker 3: people following but coming in second above Selena Gomez The
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  Speaker 3: Rock with seven hundred million plus right over seven hund
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  Speaker 3: million right behind Selena Gomez.
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  Speaker 9: So one point for you, John J.
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  Speaker 3: Richard Bear highest to lowest most YouTube subscribers, mister Beast
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  Speaker 3: Pauty Pie, Justin Bieber.
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  Speaker 9: Highest to lowest, Richard, Oh, I.
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  Speaker 10: Think you did it in order. I think it's mister Beasts.
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  Speaker 10: Is it just no pity Pie? And then Justin.
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  Speaker 3: Incorrect, mister Beasts does have the most, but then followed
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  Speaker 3: very closely by Justin Bieber and then Paudy Pie. So
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  Speaker 3: sorry about that, So sorry, all right, Peyton Highest to
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  Speaker 3: lowest most seasons on the air, Gray's Anatomy, The Simpsons,
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  Speaker 3: Law and Order SVU.
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  Speaker 8: That is so incredibly hard.
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  Speaker 3: Most seasons on the air, Gray's Anatomy, The Simpsons, Law
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  Speaker 3: and Order SVU.
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  Speaker 7: The Simpsons, the Law and Order SVU, and then the
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  Speaker 7: other one, Gray's Anatomy.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, you have one point.
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  Speaker 3: The Simpsons has been off for thirty five seasons, followed
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  Speaker 3: by Gray's Anatomy, followed by Law.
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  Speaker 8: And Order SVU.
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  Speaker 9: Dang it, I know lets did get a point.
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  Speaker 3: Board, You did get a point, all right, Jessica, This
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  Speaker 3: is your chance to pull ahead and claim the throne
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  Speaker 3: for Diamondbacks tickets, Jessica. Highest to lowest fastest expansion team
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  Speaker 3: to win a World Series Arizona Diamondbacks, Florida Marlins, Kansas
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  Speaker 3: City Royals.
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  Speaker 12: Ooh, Okay, I say the Backs Royal Marlins.
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  Speaker 3: D Backs are the number one fastest expansion team to
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  Speaker 3: win a World Series. It only took them four. You
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  Speaker 3: mixed up the Royals in the Marlins. But because you're
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  Speaker 3: going for d Backs tickets and you picked the d Backs.
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  Speaker 9: Jessica has claimed the throne. She is our queen of
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  Speaker 9: claim the throne.
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  Speaker 3: And Jessica, you are going to the Diamondbacks game. Congratulations,
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  Speaker 3: ready to go.
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  Speaker 6: We'll setch over for those tickets. Jessica, thanks for playing
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  Speaker 11: I have to tell y'all. I got my horoscope right
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  Speaker 11: to get chaotics but really fun, and I thought she
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  Speaker 11: was taking a bit dramatic, but no, no, no, my
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  Speaker 11: car broke down. I met a guy at the mechanics
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  Speaker 11: and now I have a boyfriend. Like, what is happening?
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  Speaker 10: Well she was right.
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  Speaker 11: Anyway, I love you guys. Bye.
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  Speaker 8: That's how you have to call and get your horoscope.
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  Speaker 10: Brett, Come on, I can't fix your car, but I
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  Speaker 12: Making me feel like I'm a heckler on a comedy show.
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  Speaker 6: So there's this guy. I used to talk to him.
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  Speaker 6: What, this is odd.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna ignore him.
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  Speaker 6: But you know, instead of ignoring him.
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  Speaker 11: I send him a calendar invite for a recap meeting
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  Speaker 11: to discuss, you know, why he disappeared and what.
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  Speaker 2: Actually accepted it?
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  Speaker 7: Y'all.
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  Speaker 6: So you know we're gonna talk.
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  Speaker 8: This Friday at a coffee shop, and I don't know,
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  Speaker 8: I'm kind of excited.
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  Speaker 1: I keep that updated toocat meeting. That's amazing.
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  Speaker 8: Why did you ghost me for what? Explain yourself?
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  Speaker 6: and Rich Wake Up with that get up rich stacks
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  Speaker 6: and hacks. I have stacks of the information rich has
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  Speaker 6: life hacks. There's a new trend called practice dating. Has
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  Speaker 6: anyone here ever heard of it?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: I like it. I like it a lot because.
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  Speaker 6: You know, when you start dating, somebody start dating, I
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  Speaker 6: mean you like, it's not working. I can't fund anybody.
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  Speaker 6: I think sometimes you gotta maybe that persons or the
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  Speaker 6: type you're looking for. It's not your type. So I
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  Speaker 6: always tell my friends, I go find somebody do something
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  Speaker 6: totally different. Practice dating is this you go on casual
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  Speaker 6: dates with people that aren't your type. It's supposed to
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  Speaker 6: lower the pressure by helping you build confidence and improve
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  Speaker 6: your conversation skills. It's like when you go out with
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  Speaker 6: someone that you don't know, you're just kind of like practicing.
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  Speaker 8: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 7: I don't like it because what if you're on a
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  Speaker 7: date with somebody and you are their type. Technically you're
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  Speaker 7: just wasting their time, Like you could really let someone
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  Speaker 7: down if they're really into and you're all in there like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: I'm just chatting. So I could find someone who's you know,
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  Speaker 7: you know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: What could happen?
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  Speaker 3: Is you go, oh my gosh, you are I never
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  Speaker 3: thought you were my type.
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  Speaker 9: But I actually really like you. That's what I something.
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  Speaker 1: Special, Yes, not exactly what I think.
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  Speaker 6: New survey ask people why their devices aren't updated. Think
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: about that for a second, because my wife never updates
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  Speaker 6: her devices.
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  Speaker 2: So what do you think of the top of answers?
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  Speaker 2: Why you never update?
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  Speaker 1: For me, like other things don't work with it once you.
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  Speaker 3: Update it like a whole new device, or like updates
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  Speaker 3: on your phone.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Updates on your phone.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, they don't have auto update on that's right.
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  Speaker 7: It would be like because you don't like the new
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: features that are on.
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  Speaker 6: The phone, they forgot it's available. They're worried it'll make
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  Speaker 6: things worse and they don't want AI features added in. Yeah, Like,
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: you guys know what Sherman Williams is or Sherwin Williams.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: The paint company they just named And it's so funny
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: this is about paint. I kind of had a little
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: Oh they just named their loneliest color.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: It's the one that is rarely purchased, no one ever
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: gets it, but they still make it. The color is
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: called offbeat green. It looks like broccoli and asparagus soup.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Who's using that lonely color? They always have a gallon
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: of it if you need it.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Though.
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  Speaker 6: Have you guys ever heard of email apnea. It's where
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: you hold your breath while reading an email or answering
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  Speaker 6: at tax and it could be quietly adding stress to
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  Speaker 6: your day. So think about that next of your email.
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  Speaker 6: If you'll hold your brother, don't. I don't think I do.
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  Speaker 6: McDonald's is testing a new AI system that can chat
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  Speaker 6: with customers, take orders in multiple languages, and help run
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  Speaker 6: the restaurant operations behind the scenes. I saw a video
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  Speaker 6: of It's pretty freakining awesome, and he remembers your order too.
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  Speaker 6: If you ever come back there, you say, it's col
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  Speaker 6: on funk. Oh hey, Kylein, did you want the same thing?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: It's all AI, It's all I don't like it.
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  Speaker 6: Seventy six year old woman in Florida has been sending
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  Speaker 6: all her money to someone claiming to be Liam Neeson.
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  Speaker 9: Poor old people.
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: She's so insistent that she was arrested for punching a
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  Speaker 6: family member in the face who took her phone away
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  Speaker 6: to stop her from sending money to Liam Neeson's. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: so sad, I guess a bunch of horses that are
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: in the racing world, you know, like the Kentucky Derby stuff.
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: They're being these top horses are being successfully cloned and
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  Speaker 6: now it's complicating.
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  Speaker 2: The world in sports. Why because they're cloned? I guess
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: Why would that complicated? Is that illegal? Is that like
• 23:06
  Speaker 9: pets like performance enhancing?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 23:08
  Speaker 9: I think pets performance enhancing clones?
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was some dish.
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: Nicholas Cage's got that TV show called Spider Noir Spider
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  Speaker 6: It's number one, It's one two on Amazon. And I guess,
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: did you know Nicholas Cage turned down the role of
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  Speaker 6: Shrek in Shrek Neo in the Matrix. He turned down
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  Speaker 6: Harry in Dumb and Dumber and are Aragon or whatever
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: the Lord of the Rings. Those roles went to Mike Myers, Canderieves,
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  Speaker 6: Jeff Daniels, and Vigel Mortensen.
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  Speaker 8: Wow, I can't see him in any I know.
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  Speaker 1: Rich?
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  Speaker 10: You ever go to a work site and you see
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  Speaker 10: the people in the vest and you're like, I wonder
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  Speaker 10: what color of those vests mean. Here's how you can
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  Speaker 10: tell here's your life hack. Yellow commonly used by general workers.
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  Speaker 10: I have a yellow best I know you have a
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  Speaker 10: yellow best bag.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I try to sneak into Coachella with.
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  Speaker 10: It, well, so they think you're a general worker. Orange
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  Speaker 10: and if you ever want to see the person in
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  Speaker 10: charge the supervisor, white vests. Know in the color code
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