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OUTRO: The Paparreyzie · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: No for all you bastards.
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  Speaker 2: Show podcasts get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: Seven every weekday on radio read Hello, I like how
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  Speaker 1: we've got an intro to the party.
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we do we change the name of the podcast
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  Speaker 4: or get a fellow's backbone?
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  Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, there would be a good name for a podcast. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: it's very good, fellowe Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Gotta tell you what.
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  Speaker 6: We went away for the week fucking picking a podcast
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  Speaker 6: sometimes got It's a pain in the ass. My wife
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  Speaker 6: and I driving up to the batch must have spent
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  Speaker 6: three quarters of an hour fucking around with podcasts.
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  Speaker 3: We were halfway there by the time we found one.
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  Speaker 5: Why don't you listen to some deaf tones.
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  Speaker 3: Because she's not really into the deaf tones?
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  Speaker 1: Real hard out sexual one on again?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you what was the Secret One?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you missed that mag The Secret One.
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  Speaker 6: It's this podcast where people ring up and they're anonymous
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  Speaker 6: and they tell us they've ripped off us.
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  Speaker 3: They tell a.
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  Speaker 6: Secret that they've never told anyone before, and it's actually
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  Speaker 6: a really good concept. And my wife is like, it's
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  Speaker 6: really good because you're they're totally anonymous and.
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  Speaker 5: You've never heard it before.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm not and anyway, so my wife and my
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  Speaker 6: daughter was in the car. So my wife said, oh,
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  Speaker 6: let's do that one.
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  Speaker 5: That's quite good.
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  Speaker 3: And so so this podcast started. My daughter in the back, and.
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  Speaker 6: This nineteen year old girl started off with you I think,
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, she was about twenty by then. She said,
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  Speaker 6: I think I was about eighteen or nineteen when I
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  Speaker 6: first got into ass play. And there was a pause,
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  Speaker 6: and my daughter in the back was like, did she
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  Speaker 6: just say ass play?
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  Speaker 3: And then it went into her talking about her fascination
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  Speaker 3: with us play and I'm not looking, and we all.
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  Speaker 6: Just cracked up and we're okay, maybe not maybe not secret.
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  Speaker 5: Let's can it? Can it? Fellas?
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  Speaker 6: I was nearly reduced to doing our podcast, but then
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  Speaker 6: she wouldn't want to listen to that either.
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  Speaker 5: You know, but she already listens anyway.
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  Speaker 6: No, she doesn't mean funny story yesterday fail because you know,
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  Speaker 6: I know you had a big weekends and you're feeling
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  Speaker 6: you there.
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  Speaker 7: We are feel good to go, Fellas, Yeah, you're good
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  Speaker 7: to go. I'm good for content.
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  Speaker 5: Man. So my wife and I.
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  Speaker 3: Were going up for dinner last night, just into town
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  Speaker 3: there dumplings. No, we ended up getting something like a
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  Speaker 3: bang Bang Chicken Sealing.
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  Speaker 5: Are obsessed with Asians.
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  Speaker 6: Were we can't seem to break the Asian grip we have.
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  Speaker 5: On Korean for lunch today. Yeah, very nice.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, it's everywhere bill Gogi. But maybe you guys can
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  Speaker 6: help me with this. So we're walking down towards past
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  Speaker 6: the town hall, right and these and it's dark, and
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  Speaker 6: there's four dudes and they're running and they're shouting, and
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  Speaker 6: my wife and I are like, hang on, what's going
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  Speaker 6: on here?
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  Speaker 5: Anyway?
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  Speaker 6: They run past us and they go up to you
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  Speaker 6: know where the car parkers next to the town hall,
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  Speaker 6: and this dude and I hear this guy go, oh,
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  Speaker 6: there he is, there he is. And this dude turns
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  Speaker 6: up in a scooter and this is right in front
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  Speaker 6: of us, right, and these four dudes and the guy
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  Speaker 6: on the scooter, and there's a transaction that goes on
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  Speaker 6: and it's not a transaction that's food orientated. It's some
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  Speaker 6: and the guy on the scooter, you know, who was
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  Speaker 6: relatively dodgy looking dude, as were the dudes that were
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  Speaker 6: talking to him. They exchanged a little package and we
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  Speaker 6: were like, okay.
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  Speaker 5: What's that about? What was going on there? Anyway?
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  Speaker 1: You call the cops.
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  Speaker 6: We go, no, of course not man. We peep each
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  Speaker 6: to their own kisa. We go and have dinner for
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  Speaker 6: about forty five minutes. We come back without a word
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  Speaker 6: of a lie, and these four dudes a lying on
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  Speaker 6: the steps by the town hall fucking out to it.
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  Speaker 6: Really not not they were, they were conscious, but they
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  Speaker 6: were all displayed like spread eagle wow, lying on these
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  Speaker 6: concrete steps, not a not an utterance from them, And.
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  Speaker 1: We were like, what are They're an amazing turnam?
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck did they just take? What were they
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  Speaker 3: just pecking up? And they just went.
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  Speaker 5: Acid? It would have.
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  Speaker 6: And it would take longer to sort of kick in,
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  Speaker 6: but whatever it was, it was fucking strong.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Well maybe they maybe they just had a big doobie
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  Speaker 6: or something, But even then you wouldn't be you'd be more.
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  Speaker 7: Isn't that funny seeing the start in the end of
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  Speaker 7: that little journey. Yes, and you just cut out the
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  Speaker 7: middle bit there.
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  Speaker 5: All you needed to know was what was that guy's
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  Speaker 5: phone number? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: It as we were and then we were speculating, I mean,
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  Speaker 6: they must be all over the joint. Yeah, fuck you,
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  Speaker 6: the scooter, these little drug runs everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: They're probably fucking everywhere in Amsterdam.
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  Speaker 7: There's a certain type of bike that looks quite similar
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  Speaker 7: to the bike we've got that we're giving away. If
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  Speaker 7: you see people on their bike, everyone calls them the
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  Speaker 7: drug dealer bikes, right, because everyone on those bikes is
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  Speaker 7: a drug dealer and they're just everywhere. They're going around
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  Speaker 7: every and puffer vest giving out you know, the good ship, the.
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  Speaker 1: Good ship Man.
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  Speaker 7: We're asked over the weekend because they're at the pub
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  Speaker 7: in this country town. This lady comes up, she's, oh,
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  Speaker 7: what are you guys here for? Just you guys gotta
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  Speaker 7: need cocaine, She's put it would have been like mid forties,
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  Speaker 7: and we're like, oh no, she's okay, I was tell
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  Speaker 7: that you guys said cocaine.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to get some cocaine. And it's like,
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  Speaker 1: how good? Okay sweet, So straight up front, Yeah it
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  Speaker 1: was cocaine. Interesting, a few interesting interactions in that pub.
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  Speaker 5: But what did you lie to it?
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  Speaker 1: I was all gone, buggie ah right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, bone, but you might.
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  Speaker 3: Just want to get a little just yeah, just to
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  Speaker 3: get you know, the whole.
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  Speaker 7: Racking Big Show one days from four on Radio Hurarky.
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  Speaker 1: Remember the Wracky Big Show.
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  Speaker 7: Podcast have you guys said this, You probably haven't because
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  Speaker 7: you don't go to pubs as much. You don't go
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  Speaker 7: out to pubs as much anymore. It's not ours play, moggy.
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  Speaker 7: There's a new thing, and it's the youngest, the younger
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  Speaker 7: generation do it. People that are like twenty. They come
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  Speaker 7: up to you with your phone out recording you. It's
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  Speaker 7: happened to me a few times. Young fella comes up,
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  Speaker 7: Keezy be just film right in my face. Yes, a
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  Speaker 7: few people have done that to me. Have they done
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  Speaker 7: it to you?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: And all the guys I'm with who are like mid thirties,
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  Speaker 7: like my age, they all couldn't believe it. They were like,
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  Speaker 7: they could just fucking come up and just start filming
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  Speaker 7: your face and yelling at you.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, and so I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't, I know.
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  Speaker 7: But the problem was it was just like I'm in
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  Speaker 7: a pub full of all these and it was just
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  Speaker 7: like the last thing I wanted that guy to have
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  Speaker 7: a video of me, being like, can you fuck off?
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  Speaker 5: Mate? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's a precarious business. And yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was very interesting. And then we're chatting about it afterwards,
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  Speaker 1: like funk.
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  Speaker 7: That's rude.
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  Speaker 5: It's really it's interesting.
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  Speaker 1: First, very positive, you know, you know.
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  Speaker 5: Well out you don't do that. Yeah, rude and really rude.
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  Speaker 4: And also what's coming out now is that you having
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  Speaker 4: the Google glasses where you can't see it, and now
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  Speaker 4: they're just putting them into any old glasses. You can
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  Speaker 4: just adapt them. And so there needs to be a
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  Speaker 4: rule on that where those are illegal. You shouldn't be
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  Speaker 4: able to go around just recording everybody. So normal glasses,
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  Speaker 4: oh right, okay, and then the frame of the glasses
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  Speaker 4: are lenses, and so people are just recording you all
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  Speaker 4: of the time and all of your interactions and you've
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  Speaker 4: got absolutely no idea about it, and then they can
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  Speaker 4: just check it up on social media and it's all good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What is the what is the guts with that? In
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  Speaker 3: terms of.
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  Speaker 5: You can do whatever the fuck you want?
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  Speaker 4: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 6: You could just take a video forever and just post it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and then they might have to like do legal
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  Speaker 7: action against you to get rid of it or something, right,
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  Speaker 7: but also if they don't know who was it, uploaded
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  Speaker 7: it through a burner account or who the fuck knows? Yes,
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  Speaker 7: but I just thought it's an interesting way that younger
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  Speaker 7: generation are interacting.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, it is, it is.
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  Speaker 4: I was very like, ah, it's massively well yeah, but
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  Speaker 4: I don't realize that it's rude.
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  Speaker 1: So that's why your smack moment.
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  Speaker 4: I certainly and he wouldn't make anybody would have been
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  Speaker 4: in life, but yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Especially yeah, yeah, this is the thing as well as
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  Speaker 7: like when you're people really want to get videos of you,
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  Speaker 7: like hammered and ship I've noticed, and then that's getting
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  Speaker 7: sent around about you, and so it's just like a
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  Speaker 7: kind of makes.
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  Speaker 1: You not want to be yeah, hammered around people.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, not go out awesome.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been in a situation where like people someone
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  Speaker 6: has asked me if they could do a little video
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  Speaker 6: and I've gone yeah, but then all their mates around
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  Speaker 6: them are taking videos.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean, And you're sort of going, oh, well,
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  Speaker 3: at least it.
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  Speaker 4: Was just going to be a video between you and
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  Speaker 4: one partner. You've got all the bed, you know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean.
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  Speaker 6: That's different, you know, but I have a rule keep
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  Speaker 6: it above the waist feels right, you know, because I
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  Speaker 6: don't want my.
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  Speaker 5: Dude everywhere everywhere.
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  Speaker 6: But just on the drug thing, it was interesting because
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  Speaker 6: that only really happened to me once in Vietnam, where
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  Speaker 6: I got offered drugs but old pugsan do not do
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  Speaker 6: it in Vietnam and was telling me, Yeah, whatever I
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  Speaker 6: was offered lot fucking I was like, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Heroin, I've got harsh penalties over there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so don't do heroin oka.
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  Speaker 6: In Vietnam, and Pak was saying he had quite a
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  Speaker 6: lot of that and heroin. I guess, I guess because
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  Speaker 6: he looks like, you know, not that he was accepting it,
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  Speaker 6: but he got approached by with all his crazy tats
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  Speaker 6: and you know, his wacky ships and.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's a lot of that too.
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  Speaker 7: While we're in Portugal and stat all those places, there's
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  Speaker 7: constant people, yeah, offering you and you just don't know
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  Speaker 7: what the fuck it does him and have a test
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  Speaker 7: of this.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, cool, I'm just going to snort a random thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll put it in Las Vegas. How to go
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  Speaker 5: with sugar?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you did have some with sugar I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: about Yeah, naughty.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, naughty.
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  Speaker 7: Holy Then when first man flies, Yeah, being on about
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  Speaker 7: your week this week feels magic crown. I I already
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  Speaker 7: told you this smoke because we've seen each other today.
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  Speaker 7: But I woke up at three am on Saturday, halfway
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  Speaker 7: between hangover and drunk and the shittiest airbnb beard freezing cold,
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  Speaker 7: and I was just like, I don't know if I
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  Speaker 7: can go to Magic Ground. Then I woke four hours
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  Speaker 7: later to the sound of someone either taking a mess
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  Speaker 7: of ship or throwing up in the toilet, and then
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  Speaker 7: I was like, I know that's right.
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  Speaker 1: I'll have my own room and it'll be fine.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you go through glimpses of life, maybe
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  Speaker 1: I should.
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  Speaker 5: Never drink everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, But then a few hours lad you're sweeting.
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  Speaker 6: And there's nothing worse than the sort of two or
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  Speaker 6: three o'clock wake up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, where the sort of hangover is actually kicked in
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  Speaker 3: and you're.
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  Speaker 5: Like, oh, I had a few jars on Friday night
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  Speaker 5: with the misters there.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and because and it's I'm actually I think it's
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  Speaker 4: lucky that I have to be honest, I because I
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  Speaker 4: even drink for so long, but I've had those elbows,
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  Speaker 4: those margaritas, those things.
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  Speaker 5: Which normally.
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  Speaker 4: They're not even alcohol. You normally just drink them to
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  Speaker 4: keep you occupied before you start drinking. Yes, And they
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  Speaker 4: normally do absolutely nothing.
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  Speaker 5: I had three. I was pissed. Yeah, I had my
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  Speaker 5: first seven. I was like, these are strong where it
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  Speaker 5: was like when I'm drinking it's water. Yeah, So it
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  Speaker 5: was like like is this are you going to you
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  Speaker 5: all good? Are you going to be all good?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Those rt ds, you know, particularly those body.
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  Speaker 5: Ones, Yeah, nothing in them.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and it's just soda, water and bullshit.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, I had five. It's a good time. It's good
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  Speaker 5: your mate.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, listen to the show full of seven weekdays. Hold up.