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Revisiting The Popcorn Story (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.1.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. So usually I don't begin the show with
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  Cleveland News. Usually I end the show with Cleveland
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  News. But I don't want it to get lost in the
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  sauce. I don't want this dirty, rotten moron
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  to, you know, get overlooked. That being the
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  girl I'm attracted to, unfortunately. Being Mackenzie
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  Shrilla. It's so unfortunate how attracted I
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  am to Mackenzie. Whoa! Happy hot topic! First
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  at 4 .30, the lawyers for Mackenzie Shrilla.
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  It really bothers me how attracted I am to her.
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  Mm -hmm. Are making another attempt to get her
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  conviction overturned. Shrilla, you'll remember.
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  Yeah, if a man did this to a Well, I mean, no,
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  that would be shut down immediately. But the
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  fact that she's even being allowed to. It's a
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  little sketchy. Was found guilty of murder in
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  a 2022 crash that killed her boyfriend, Dominic
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  Russo, and their friend, Davion Flanagan. But
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  hey, she's pretty. So the new filing shows her
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  new lawyers are blaming her past lawyers. Oh,
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  yeah, that's the great way to, you know, totally.
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  and get found innocent is to throw the people
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  that you paid to try to help you under the bus
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  when you're a dirty, rotted moron that was going
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  100 miles per hour. Mm -hmm. Man, these lawyers
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  are just taking their money. Right after 15 years
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  and shut up. Arguing that they didn't effectively
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  represent her. Tyler Madden has been going through
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  all of this and he joins us now, so break down.
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  What up, bruh? for some of the key points here,
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  Tyler. So, Chrissy, the lawyers now representing
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  Mackenzie Shavilla are petitioning a federal
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  court in hopes of getting her conviction thrown
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  out and ordering a new trial. Oh, give me a freaking
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  break! She's a brat! She's a sociopathic hot
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  -ass loser! In the petition filed late yesterday,
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  they argue there wasn't enough evidence to move
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  Shavilla's case to adult court when she was under
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  18 at the time of the crash they argue excessive
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  speed at the time and where yeah she was going
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  real fast the crash took place is not sufficient
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  evidence under state law and her stupid crocodile
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  tears kiss my ass you look fake try sharilla
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  as an adult i don't know who has worse crocodile
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  tears ryan clark getting fired from espn or this
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  broad filing also accuses sharilla's former counsel
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  of not presenting evidence at trial It could
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  have proved her innocence. There's no innocence
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  in the video of her going 100 miles per hour
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  and two dead people. It says that evidence also
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  gave a reason for Shrilla being in that area
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  at the time. Whatever. All the evidence you want.
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  It doesn't take away from the fact that I'm attracted
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  to you, but I think you're the worst. Her new
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  lawyer says a local grocer who stores was near
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  the crash scene left produce for her to pick
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  up at a 24 -hour drop spot so because you're
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  going to pick up food at midnight means that
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  you can kill two people by driving into a wall
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  you dummy and that grocer was never asked to
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  trial about this yeah but okay if it wasn't on
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  video okay maybe but it's on video and there's
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  two dead people they are just for anything. The
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  filing reads in part, quote, the prosecution
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  theorized that the location was intended to be
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  private in order for Shavilla to crash the vehicle
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  without immediate attention, but the defense
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  had evidence that a local grocer had left a package
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  of produce for Shavilla at a 24 -hour pickup
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  spot at a store local. Ah, whatever. Now we know
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  her lower region's probably smelling like a grocery
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  store! so it all kind of worked out. Shut up.
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  You're no worse. You dirty, rotten moron. Jack
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  Doherty's girlfriend asked if 9 -11 happened
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  in New York. As somebody who was in second grade
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  during 9 -11 and was scared, I think it's absolutely
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  ridiculous that they were giving trigger warnings
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  to kids That is about 9 -11. Why was it that
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  our freaking generation had to watch this? Towers
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  go down, but the other ones are protected. Made
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  funk dead. Is the 9 -11 happening here? Yeah,
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  somewhere. Somewhere. Really? Is there anything
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  like a... Okay, there's a 9 -11 memorial. Good
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  job, COVID. You did a good job of teaching them
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  about 9 -11. Freaking ridiculous. So they know
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  there's a memorial. Didn't the 9 -11 happen here?
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  Yeah, that's the sign of idiocracy. Didn't the
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  9 -11 happen here? Yeah. I wouldn't be worrying
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  so much about 9 -11 and where it happened and
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  more of the fact that you were hanging out with
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  a lizard. What's going on here? Sean Diddy Combs,
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  who was recently sent to solitary confinement
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  following a fight with a fellow inmate, has had
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  his release date changed again. I never want
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  to hear anybody complain about how I was originally.
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  Get away with everything. And then we keep pushing
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  back his date. We encourage this behavior. Unfortunately,
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  he's a scumbag and he should have gotten the
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  R. Kelly treatment. According to Federal Bureau
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  of Prisons records viewed by E! News, the rapper's
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  release date has been changed from February 23rd,
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  2028 to January 24th. Why? Why do the rich and
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  elite on this planet get away with sex? It's
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  ridiculous. Combs is currently serving a four
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  -year prison sentence for prostitution -related
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  charges. Yeah. Just make sure he doesn't go near
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  Nebraska Avenue and tap up. The change marks
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  the fifth time Combs' release date has been updated
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  as he was initially set to be released on May
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  28th, 2028. So they pushed him back four months.
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  You know what? I'm done. I'm done. Never want
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  to hear people go, what is this? Why does the
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  virtual elite get away with things? If you're
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  going to only get four years, give them all four
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  years. So turn to this. Cardi B is revealing
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  she's had her butt injections reduced. Rapper
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  addressed her famous behind in a recent Instagram
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  live. Oh, yeah. Oh, she had a fetish. Saying
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  she had biopolymer injections at 21. Oh, yeah.
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  I wonder what it feels like when you're having
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  sex with a girl from behind. If it feels kind
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  of nice. Or if it's like cement. This morning,
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  the legal case involving the 22 -year -old mayor
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  of Stockbridge being put on a slight pause. Yeah,
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  there's this 22 -year -old mayor that's in a
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  lot of trouble. And I'm telling you, if he wasn't
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  a politician, he would be prosecuted. But everyone's
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  kissing his ass. The hearing was held this morning
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  for Mayor Jaden Williams, where several motions
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  were filed, but no decisions were made. And then
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  Liam, gee, politicians go, why don't you like
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  us? Because you get away with things. Jack Doherty's
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  girlfriend asked if 9 -11 happened in New York.
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  As somebody who was in second grade during 9
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  -11 and was scared. I think it's absolutely ridiculous
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  that they were giving trigger warnings to kids
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  to clean their asses about 9 -11. Why was it
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  that our freaking generation had to watch this?
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  Towers go down, but the other ones are protected.
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  Man, fuck that. Good job, COVID. You did a good
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  job of teaching them about 9 -11. Freaking ridiculous.
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  So they know there's a memorial. Didn't the 9
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  -11 happen here? Yeah, that's the sign of idiocracy.
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  Didn't the 9 -11 happen here? Yeah. I wouldn't
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  be worrying so much about 9 -11 and where it
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  happened and more of the fact that you were hanging
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  out with a lizard. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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  Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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  Mm -hmm. by creating a new option, a new company,
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  and the year flew by, and like usual, the politicians
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  let us down. It comes as the city conducts a
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  $600 ,000 study to see if they can handle power
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  themselves. News family, it's Eden Hodges, live
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  in St. Peter's. Try anything! Take a chance!
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  Have some credibility! With more on the story
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  for us, what's the latest, Eden? of uncertainty
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  right now when it comes to how people are going
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  to keep those lights on. Really, how much they're
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  going to pay for that. I don't know what's worse,
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  getting an angry email from your boss, getting
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  an email about a subscription going up $1 .50,
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  or your Duke Energy statement. Unless it's like
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  January. Now a local spokesperson for local businesses
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  around here tells me that kind of uncertainty,
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  it's just not good for business. You don't say,
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  honey. Whether business owners and residents
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  will pay their power through the city or keep
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  paying through Duke Energy, it's up in the air.
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  Man, they are really screwing us over. But hey,
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  at least they focused their time on the fucking
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  rates. Giving businesses some certainty about
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  where the energy is going to come from, who's
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  going to be providing it, and what rates they're
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  going to be paying, that's a pretty low bar for
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  us to be able to hit as a community. Unity. Yeah,
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  but the problem is the politicians get their
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  cushy job and then quit caring about us. The
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  city is nearing the end of a 30 -year franchise
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  agreement with the company set to expire July
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  31st. You know what they should do? Is create
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  their own company and never come back. Get out
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  of there. Fuck you, Duke. Oh, is this on? Wow.
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  I pause for a second and just look up in the
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  sky. Now do your chicken wine, that's how we
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  do it. I don't do no bird walk, I do my chicken
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  wine. Chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken wine.
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  I don't do no steak and egg, I do my chicken
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  wine. I have two! I don't do no bird walk, I
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  do my chicken wine. Chicken wine, chicken wine,
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  chicken wine. You know what it is? You know what
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  it is? It is Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. That
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  was a song I was listening to before the show
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  began. I was like, you know what? I'm just going
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  to include it in the show. Who doesn't like chicken
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  wags? Unless you're a vegetarian. Or a douche.
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  And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
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  on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Which, it's not every
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  time, but a lot of times, being a vegetarian
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  coincides with being a douche. Attention, FM
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  DJ, your morning show prep begins now. We gotta
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  press that button, and then we got this button
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  right here, and we're all hanging out. Mm -hmm.
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  All kids out. Got it. Mm -hmm. Loud, rude, aggressive.
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  Those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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  a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,
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  three, go. Welcome to... door is closing hi this
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  is ryan hoppy's mom and you're listening to hoppy
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  hour welcome back to hoppy hour with ryan hoppy
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  yes now no no no no if i hit this button boom
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  the whole program's gonna start okay all right
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  starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This
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  is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh yeah! It was a full
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  moon last night. We're in that phase of the week
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  where like... Two days ago, it was like 98 .1
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  % full and then 98 .9%. And now it's 99 .7 %
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  full. Yes, I go on moonrise .com to see when
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  the moonrise is going to happen because I can
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  see it from the back of my apartment. A nice
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  sunrise is cool, you know. It's got its place.
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  But nothing beats the fall of Mount Devon. Especially
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  when you get your rocks off. And you get laid.
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  And you're really appreciating the moon. And
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  the thing in the sky. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. 8 -5
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  -6. 5 -6 -7. 7 -3. You can tweet at me. At Ryan
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  Hoppy Radio. You can always email me, ryanhopperradio
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  at gmail .com. And the worst part is when it's
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  so fucking cloudy. It's always cloudy. You know
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  the line, it's always sunny in Philadelphia.
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  One of the best sitcoms of this millennium. Or
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  of all time. It's if Seinfeld was funny. Well,
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  you know. It's always cloudy in Florida in 2026
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  is what the freaking thing should be. I mean,
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  seriously. Please. Hello. Mother Nature. It is
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  summertime. I feel bad for the kids that once
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  they go back to school in 10 days. That's how
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  it always works. The best weather is when you're
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  in school. Mm -hmm. I love this song. We all
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  play the whole thing, don't we? I'm just gonna
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  talk over it like a boss jock. Because they used
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  to say it was 70s. Ryan Harvey wakes a man out
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  of the sky on Tampa glass. I almost got laid.
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  I got it. You can play this on 98 Rock. Whoever's
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  still there. Big rig. Oh, it's big rig. You know,
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  it's fine. I've been having this problem recently
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  where I'm having an end of work day. Crisis!
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  I live for this show. I live to work. And every
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  day I write down a checklist. I got to post the
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  show from Apple and Spotify on Twitter, Instagram,
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  Facebook, and Snapchat, and then post the logo
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  on there. Make a video about Jared Leto, DDG,
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  blah, blah. But you know what the problem is?
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  When I'm done with work, I have this existential
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  void. Where it's like, I worked all day. It was
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  nice. Like seven hours. And I'm like, what's
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  next? Now you got a beautiful woman to go bang
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  out. That helps. The most embarrassing thing
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  I did this week. Let me turn off this music.
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  I was National Lasagna Day. And guess who misspelled
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  lasagna? I did L -A -S -A -U -G -N -A. And stupid
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  Chad GBT didn't correct me. Thank you. It's not
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  like I'm paying for Chad GBT Plus or anything.
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  Do you play Levy? No. I would appreciate it.
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  I really would. It'd be great to know. Instead
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  of having a logo up for seven hours and a podcast
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  title at that too. What the logo? All 70 of you
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  saw it. I was having a discussion with my friend
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  and I came to the realization that Bucky's is
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  the Walmart of Wawa. I'll let that sit there.
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  Oh man, dude, I am just on. top of the world
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  damn it why am I on top of the world my air conditioning's
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  back in my car man and it's never been this cold
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  it's a 2015 Honda Accord the last thing my uncle
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  ever bought me so I take a great pride in the
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  Honda Accord mhm You know what's funny about
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  that? You got to say it like that. What car do
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  you drive? But what's funny about it is it was
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  never that cold. And now it's like freezing.
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  I'm like, wow, this is polar opposite. This is
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  completely opposite of the experience I was having
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  when I was getting grumpy because of the icing.
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  All right. Here's what we're going to do. Because
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  we're kind of drifting into nowhere. We are not
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  going to do the thing that is known as taking
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  a break and then resetting. We're going to play
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  a song. And then we're going to come back. I'm
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  going to tell you a story about popcorn. Yeah.
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  We keep it all Chattown, you understand, cause
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  we getting money Sean Mack, come here, you dig
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  Don't feed the killers Don't forget to check
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  out Vogues Boys MySpace .com forward slash Vogues
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  Boys infrared, you dig Sean Mack, come here,
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  Chattown, let's do it Rage on the south side
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  of Chicago Gang bang all my life, nigga, all
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  I know Pullin' on the hop on the beat, so My
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  teacher asked me what I wanna be Seventeen foot
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  up in the stars Never fought a flag when I'm
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  loaded with wild hunters Neutron, kill a nigga,
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  you leave a bride under You're five foot six,
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  and you better roll your neck When you walk up
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  in the county, and they ask what you is R. Will,
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  G .D., Vice Lord, Daddy King, B .D., M .C. New
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  Greece, fantasy, ain't livin' by the creed In
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  the state of Illinois Chiefs still pullin' rank
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  on the streets from in the joint I've been appointed
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  a position of authority When we layin' in the
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  ditch, ain't nobody playin', bitch I get back
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  and spray the tip, everybody say the shit Shot
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  time From the hunnids to the loon, east to west
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  and to the pool. Motherfucker lay it low, everybody
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  say it's you. We in the middle of the action,
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  in the midst of the gunfights and stabbing. You
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  better have that car with you, we can pass it.
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  Cause we are making next best spot, that lot
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  is fantastic. You better act in them Illinois
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  boys, grind me. I don't think a nigga out here
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  will really drive me. See I'm high, respect me,
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  you don't know me. We see the gangsta infest,
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  the infest I got board member status, we'll connect,
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  we'll connect And we believe in the chimney,
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  elect, the election You got a death wish, you
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  go against your brain, time to die now We got
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  rules and regulations in the shot time In the
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  land, in the ditch, ain't nobody playin' bitch
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  I get back and spray the tip, everybody say the
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  shit Shot time Play it low, everybody say it
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  don't Shit, I don't know what you heard, all
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  I know Is to catch up a quarter when you come
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  to Chicago Make sure you understand that we gangbangers
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  We don't care about no damn rap But on that note,
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  let's get this shit straight I ain't the one
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  to lip -box, reach it back and forth on a mixtape
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  Even though you say that's hip -hop, well nigga
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  I don't play A motherfucker this county gon'
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  get popped Nah, I ain't waving a threat I'm just
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  letting you know when the dope on us gangsters
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  and get. Now play with it like you think I'm
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  joking. We'll come shoot the town up. Bounce
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  on the first thing smoking. Oh, Charlie, it's
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  that real. I'm telling you, don't let this fucking
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  rap shit get your ass killed. Goofy, that beef
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  ain't shit to me. Especially when I just signed
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  a deal. I need the publicity. Shot down. I'm
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  laying in the desert. Ain't nobody playin' bitch,
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  I get back and spray the team Everybody say this
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  shit, Cha -Cha -Cha -Cha -Cha -Cha -Cha -Cha
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  -Cha -Cha -Cha -Cha -Cha -Cha -Cha -Cha -Cha
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  -Cha -Cha -Cha -Cha - We'll be right back. All
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  the cities we get lessons in. Also Chicago. Louisville.
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  Kankakee. Milwaukee. Des Moines, Iowa. All right,
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  enough of that. Oh, so popcorn has always been
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  the official snack of the pastime. Oh, you go
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  to a movie theater. And what do you put on? And
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  what do you eat? You put on a movie and you eat
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  popcorn. That's the beginning of time. Everyone
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  loved popcorn. Who doesn't? Who wouldn't? And,
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  um. We all know Morning Radio House Mike Kelter
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  of 1025 The Bone! Oh man! So yesterday I was
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  at a Carver House for my friend Kayla's birthday
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  Did you hear they talked about you and some popcorn
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  thing on the air? But she didn't quite understand
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  it. She didn't quite understand the popcorn story.
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  So that's why I'm here. I'm going to go back
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  to 2015. And we are doing something that was
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  sponsored by Bud Light. Which, if you're on radio
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  and you want to have things paid for, talk to
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  100 ,000 rednecks every morning and be sponsored
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  by Bud Light. And you're set for life. So, what
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  happened was this. We were doing Calta Claus.
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  He was dressed up as Santa. Mm -hmm. He's certainly
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  shaped like him. So. I'm dressed up as an affluent
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  girl named Tiffany. Mm -hmm. Long time B -holes
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  of the Johnny B -show. I'll remember Tiffany.
• 29:26
  And Saba from the Drunkie Drunk Bodies. Also
• 29:31
  the lead singer of Pitbull Toddler's favorite
• 29:34
  promo girl. Mm -hmm. So he liked the way she
• 29:41
  passed out the koozies, the lead singer of Pitbull
• 29:43
  Toddler. He loved the way she passed out the
• 29:46
  T -shirts. I can see why people don't like me.
• 29:51
  So what happened was we were walking. We get
• 29:53
  to this business because people submitted on
• 29:55
  the website what they want to have bought for
• 29:58
  them. This is when the road had money. So we
• 30:01
  have like a flat screen TV in there. We go to
• 30:03
  this office. It's in this like business park.
• 30:06
  And this middle -aged woman, probably in her
• 30:10
  40s. I forget her name. I ended up drinking with
• 30:14
  her on a cruise. And she goes, hey, oh my God,
• 30:19
  it's Mike Galton. Oh my God. Tampa famous Mike
• 30:24
  Galton. Everyone's like, oh my God, Mike's here.
• 30:28
  And he's got his swag. It's very unconventional
• 30:31
  swag. But he's got swag. We're all here. So she
• 30:36
  goes, oh, my God, we have refreshments, Mike.
• 30:39
  As we're walking in. We got plenty of stuff here.
• 30:43
  He's like, oh, really? How many do I have? And
• 30:48
  she's like, well, we got soda, chips, popcorn.
• 30:57
  And Mike goes, I'll tell you some free popcorn.
• 31:01
  Or maybe he just, maybe not the word free, but
• 31:03
  he's like, I'll have some popcorn. And then me,
• 31:07
  trying to be funny, because you know, it's a
• 31:10
  ball busting radio show. When Mike ball busts
• 31:14
  everyone else, it's okay. But heaven forbid you
• 31:19
  make a joke. So you know what I said? I said,
• 31:23
  you would take free popcorn. And then, you know
• 31:30
  what the aftermath was? Mike Olivero pulled me
• 31:33
  to the side and was like, why would you do that?
• 31:36
  And then Mike didn't talk to me for a year. So
• 31:43
  that's the popcorn story. And happy hour. You
• 31:53
  ever make a joke and you can just see the person
• 31:56
  getting really offended and you're like, hey,
• 31:59
  can I go back in time and take that out? I felt
• 32:02
  that in a moment. But now the fact that it's
• 32:05
  talked about 11 years later, I'm kind of proud
• 32:07
  of it. 856. 49 Hoppy. What's going on with this
• 32:16
  woman? Answer this question carefully. If your
• 32:19
  best friend called you right now and asked you
• 32:22
  to get on a plane because they truly need you,
• 32:25
  would your answer be yes or no? Mm -hmm. Your
• 32:30
  answer says more about the friendship than words
• 32:33
  ever could. Also, we're in kind of a tough economy.
• 32:37
  Mm -hmm. And as hot as woman, probably body aching.
• 32:45
  He's out here just saying these outlandish scenarios.
• 32:49
  Get out of here! Let's discuss body count. If
• 32:56
  she says she's only been with four or five guys,
• 32:59
  just triple that number. Remember, it's probably
• 33:05
  more than that. Okay, but the thing is, often,
• 33:08
  if it's kind of a nerdy girl that's good and
• 33:12
  bad, but still nerdy, You know what happens?
• 33:15
  I think it's actually truthful. But if it's like
• 33:17
  a party, girl. You got to like quadruple it.
• 33:25
  Okay. But she swears she never cheated. Yeah,
• 33:29
  but in her mind, it just means that she didn't
• 33:32
  get railed behind your back. She conveniently
• 33:34
  blanks out all the emotional cheating that happened.
• 33:38
  Yeah, I've been through that. My ex and the last
• 33:41
  four months of our relationship. We went to Pride.
• 33:46
  And she was like, is it okay if I talk to girls,
• 33:50
  you know? The thing is that you can watch me.
• 33:54
  What am I, happy to love sponge? Ernie text.
• 33:59
  Yeah, you gotta be careful. Emotional cheating
• 34:01
  is a very real thing. I see it in the comic community
• 34:06
  when you are the highest, you know? A bartender
• 34:10
  or a commentator. And the guy has got kind of
• 34:13
  swag. And the hot ass commentator is spinning
• 34:19
  like a relationship. For like, I don't know,
• 34:23
  four years. Just getting bored. And you got the
• 34:28
  guy with money that wants to pout her. And she's
• 34:34
  getting interested by the minute. Try speaking
• 34:39
  gently to your husband and to your husband. Yeah.
• 34:43
  Do it softly in my ears. Just suck on it. And
• 34:46
  observe what happens. Because the truth is that.
• 34:50
  It is ridiculous how amazing this woman's rack
• 34:53
  is. It's unbelievable. Oh, that's rough. Man,
• 34:57
  some of these women have big moves. You got to
• 35:01
  wonder if they just walk around going, hell yeah.
• 35:04
  Or if they got back pain. Often. you may very
• 35:08
  well be right. But if you approach a man by barging
• 35:12
  in aggressively, your complaint will fall on
• 35:16
  deaf ears. That sounds true. Let's be honest
• 35:21
  though. Are they ever really listening to what
• 35:24
  the man says? By the way, sexism against men
• 35:28
  is out of control. How many times do you hear
• 35:34
  a dirty, rotten, single woman that's past her
• 35:39
  prime? They hit the wall. Oh, men are the worst.
• 35:47
  Men are the worst. Why are they the worst? Oh,
• 35:54
  they want to date girls that are like seven or
• 35:56
  eight years younger than them. I'm 34 years old
• 35:59
  and miserable. even though when I was 26 I was
• 36:03
  dating 40 year olds but now the older guys don't
• 36:06
  want me so very soon I'm going to become a cougar
• 36:10
  that's banging guys that were born in 2010 once
• 36:13
  they're legal it's the passage of life you know
• 36:21
  what I mean how often in public do you hear women
• 36:25
  talk bad about men but then If we speak up as
• 36:31
  men, almost said women, I take a sip of this
• 36:38
  rain energy and I might cough in a sec. It's
• 36:42
  just, it's a pure sexism. And you know what else
• 36:45
  is? Controversial is the idea that is known as
• 36:54
  heterophobia. How many times? Not all the time.
• 37:00
  But you hear gay people go, oh, it's the heteros.
• 37:06
  Can you imagine if that was flip -flopped? And
• 37:09
  I went, oh, yeah, you frickin' hobos. Doesn't
• 37:13
  sound so good. Most men usually say the same
• 37:16
  thing when you ask them what their favorite position
• 37:18
  is. Oh, yeah, yeah, you got the ass clapped.
• 37:27
  I like it on time. I like laying there after
• 37:32
  a long day and just having... I go to pound town.
• 37:36
  Don't get me wrong. It's kind of nice to lay
• 37:39
  down for a second. So I was talking to this girl
• 37:42
  and she was stunning, by the way. And I was...
• 37:46
  A real hot piece of ass. Joking about the fact
• 37:48
  that I get rejected all the time. And I was like,
• 37:50
  oh my God. So this girl looks like a sweaty.
• 37:52
  She's blonde. She's got her hair like a pig tongue.
• 37:59
  You know, I was like, it's so annoying when guys
• 38:01
  reject you. Yeah, how do you think that feels?
• 38:04
  I've been rejected my whole life. I was rejected
• 38:07
  in middle school. I asked out every cheerleader.
• 38:10
  And they all said no. Ask ladies, because what
• 38:18
  the fuck? And she's like, And she was looking
• 38:21
  a little confused. She was like... I asked her,
• 38:24
  I was like, has that ever happened to you? And
• 38:27
  she was like... No. This is the amount of effort
• 38:37
  I put into sex. There's people living in this
• 38:41
  world that hasn't been rejected before? Yeah,
• 38:45
  it's gotta be nice. Maybe it's your awful personality.
• 38:53
  What do you mean? Her friend's probably not a
• 38:57
  bitch. She's feminist. She's probably a party
• 38:59
  girl. Oh, yeah. She's probably one of those party
• 39:05
  girls that gets down to the ground. You know
• 39:14
  what I mean? Do you ever notice? The women that
• 39:18
  are a little more prude. Yeah! They might have
• 39:23
  a wild side, but the ones that are orally prude
• 39:27
  to the public eye, do you ever notice those are
• 39:32
  the most miserable women ever? The man that constantly
• 39:36
  wants to fuck you, that's a green flag. Yeah!
• 39:42
  I want to have sex! That's a green flag, okay?
• 39:50
  That means he's obsessed with you. Okay, whoa,
• 39:53
  whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
• 39:56
  whoa. I popped the brakes! That doesn't mean
• 40:02
  at all. No, no, no, no. Now, if you're like me
• 40:04
  at age 26, you got a hot piece of ass girlfriend,
• 40:11
  yeah, you get a little obsessed. I found out
• 40:24
  that I got turned on by that aspect of him videotaping
• 40:29
  it and then watching it later on. This is her
• 40:34
  husband watching her porn. We continued that.
• 40:39
  aspect of our like sex life and everything and
• 40:42
  then internet happened so that says how long
• 40:46
  ago this was um and uh we started just posting
• 40:52
  pictures like those hot girlfriend experience
• 40:55
  like i love the girlfriend experience or no no
• 40:59
  no the name of the video series is tonight's
• 41:02
  girlfriend it's a good 50 minutes of pound time
• 41:08
  Gotta have a VPN. Websites where it was just
• 41:11
  photos. Yeah. You ever listen to porn stars?
• 41:17
  They always sound so freaking stupid. I'm kidding.
• 41:21
  They're hardworking women. A woman mirrors the
• 41:24
  way she's treated. Yeah. They also mirror how
• 41:28
  their father was when they were growing up. The
• 41:31
  energy she gives you is often the energy she
• 41:35
  receives. I don't know if that's really true.
• 41:38
  I don't know. Do you want to know one of the
• 41:43
  biggest red flags a woman can have? What? And
• 41:47
  it's not what you think. Oh, she has all these
• 41:48
  people that she talks to. She goes on all these
• 41:51
  dates. No. No, it's worse. Why? It's that she
• 41:54
  doesn't appreciate anything. Yeah, it's the worst.
• 41:58
  When you're buying a drink and you're buying
• 42:00
  a drink and you're buying a drink All of it.
• 42:07
  And you don't even get a thank you. She just
• 42:10
  thinks because she exists on this planet that
• 42:13
  she deserves. Yeah, it's called a narcissist.
• 42:17
  Which everybody is worthy. But who doesn't have
• 42:21
  any appreciation for the people that provide
• 42:23
  anything for them? Skanks! Also, if you were
• 42:30
  in high school during COVID, you're weird. Sorry.
• 42:37
  I know it's not the nicest thing to say around
• 42:40
  here. Here's Olivia Wilde talking about a divorce
• 42:45
  at 25. Did not have a very traditional marriage.
• 42:48
  It was very bohemian. And I. I'm grateful for
• 42:55
  it because it meant that I spent most of my 20s.
• 42:58
  I mean, I guess we broke up when I was like 25.
• 43:00
  How long did it last? I guess really like six
• 43:04
  years. Oh, yeah. Man, if I could have five. Okay.
• 43:11
  Seven years. And I. That was my only marriage.
• 43:15
  I never got married again. I think that being
• 43:18
  a 25 -year -old divorcee is a really funny...
• 43:20
  Imagine dating and you're like, so I'm 25, recently
• 43:24
  divorced. I haven't washed up yet. I'm kidding.
• 43:30
  It's all jokes. Kind of. Eight, five, six, 49,
• 43:34
  hoppy. Prosecutors want to play Lil' Dirk's 2021
• 43:38
  song, Piss Me Off, which is about murder. But
• 43:43
  it was all prop guns. Yeah, he's totally never
• 43:52
  murdered anybody. DDG goes off on a former cameraman
• 44:01
  after they quit overpay. Oh, DDG. Seems like
• 44:06
  a punk -ass bitch. Niggas, whoa. Indirectly try
• 44:16
  to diss working for me. Yeah, you're probably
• 44:19
  suffering. I'm so excited. That shit be blowing
• 44:29
  me, bro. Like, you don't know how much cameraman's
• 44:32
  paid. Yeah, you're probably underpaid. I'm your
• 44:37
  dish. Tell her how much she was paid at this
• 44:41
  point, bro. Like, I don't give a fuck. Nigga,
• 44:44
  no. Let me put this in your brain. What? That
• 44:48
  you're a deadbeat dad. Is that why you're out
• 44:53
  of here, brain? No cameraman will ever make as
• 44:58
  much money as the nigga they're filming. It's
• 45:04
  not a bad point. He's using that word. We're
• 45:07
  out of here. Wheeling! Are you uncomfortable?
• 45:12
  Mm -hmm. All right. Barack Obama said in his
• 45:20
  summer 2026 playlist includes Drake, Future,
• 45:24
  Vince Staples, Bush, Mandela, Dolce, Nas, Anderson,
• 45:32
  Pac. And more. Man, he's a real gangster. Mm
• 45:38
  -hmm. He's a Barack Obama man. India Love shares
• 45:46
  how she treats her cameraman. See, one thing
• 45:49
  I don't do, I don't do that. Oh, my cameraman
• 45:53
  can't eat, can't drink, can't talk. That's rude
• 45:55
  as fuck. Oh, yeah. Woo. Man. Lil Durk really
• 46:03
  fumbled by trying to murder people. Because he
• 46:07
  had this hot piece of ass. Oh yeah, India. Oh
• 46:18
  yeah, what's going on with my girl? I don't know,
• 46:22
  it's Emily Willis. The porn star! She's hearing
• 46:28
  gay, I don't know what she does. Star Emily Willis'
• 46:31
  family reached a massive $3 million settlement.
• 46:34
  Oh, yeah. I often wonder what it's like when
• 46:38
  you have something that changes your life, but
• 46:44
  you still get $3 million. With the Malibu rehab
• 46:46
  facility where she suffered a catastrophic brain
• 46:49
  injury, and TMZ is now learning she is on the
• 46:51
  mend. And that's not the type of brain she's
• 46:54
  used to. Desley, she's just giving brain. Emily's
• 46:58
  mother, Yesenia Cooper, tells TMZ, Emily is still
• 47:01
  not verbal, but she can communicate by shaking
• 47:04
  her head and moving her eyes. That's what she
• 47:06
  was doing before. I'm sorry. This is a terrible
• 47:10
  joke. 856. I'm going to watch her videos tonight
• 47:16
  and support her. Give her three cents residual.
• 47:22
  Kate Hudson says people have no right to be mad
• 47:25
  if you date an ex. Basically, I met my best friend
• 47:28
  through my ex -husband. Okay. Who used to date
• 47:32
  her. Oh, I did. When I was married. Oh, yeah.
• 47:36
  You're asking about sisters. To him, I met her.
• 47:41
  We became best friends. Got it. And that was
• 47:44
  his ex. And that was his ex. Kate Hudson just.
• 47:50
  Thanks, man. I don't know what it is, man. Yeah,
• 47:55
  what's going on here? I want a man to fight for
• 47:58
  me. Oh, my God. So boring and predictable. I
• 48:02
  want men to bow down to me. And then wonder why
• 48:06
  at 37 I'm washed up. What are we doing here?
• 48:12
  Okay. Fight who exactly? Like a talking gladiator
• 48:18
  battle? Or are you just testing how much he'll
• 48:22
  tolerate before he walks away? I had not seen
• 48:30
  this video beforehand. Good on you, baby doll.
• 48:34
  A grown man who knows his worth is not going
• 48:38
  to beg you? To choose him. 8, 5, 6, 49, happy.
• 48:55
  Today, we're going to talk about how to act on
• 48:59
  a date, whether it's date one or you've been
• 49:02
  together for 30 years. Two key things you want
• 49:05
  to consider on a date. One, be present. This
• 49:10
  means putting your phone in your pocket. Dude.
• 49:12
  Do not disturb. Hell yeah. You don't need the
• 49:15
  bumble alerts. Makes dinner awkward. I like when
• 49:22
  women talk a little more skanky. When they're
• 49:24
  still like properly talking about dating, it
• 49:26
  takes the fun out of it. A Florida man dressed
• 49:32
  as Spider -Man was arrested. Oh yeah. Chicago
• 49:36
  rapper, let me see here. I need glasses. Actually,
• 49:41
  let me just click on the full link. I was trying
• 49:42
  to look at the preview window. Chicago rapper
• 49:45
  Von Off 1700 was recently arrested on gun charges.
• 49:49
  Oh yeah, I love me some Von Off 1700. It sounds
• 49:53
  like a Teemu version of King Von. Oh yeah, it's
• 49:56
  Von Off 10 % on the clearance rack. Oh my God.
• 50:07
  Nick Narsania. Talks to Camelia Arrayo. How bad
• 50:12
  things were with him after he broke up with his
• 50:14
  ex -girlfriend Sky Bree. I know that name. Are
• 50:18
  you in therapy? Have you tried? Yeah, actually,
• 50:22
  I do have a therapist. I haven't gone in a while,
• 50:24
  though. Honestly, I haven't gone in like six
• 50:25
  months. That's stupid. I go twice. I was going
• 50:29
  pretty regularly before the breakup and after
• 50:32
  the breakup. I was like, I don't know. It was
• 50:34
  like a cloud. Yeah. But you were dating a porn
• 50:37
  star. Why do you imagine? Yeah. She brings the
• 50:42
  ruckus. There's no doubt about it. But dude.
• 50:47
  I don't remember it all. Whatever. Man. They
• 50:53
  are just humans as well. Kim Kardashian won't
• 51:03
  collect legal debt from lawsuits she won. Dean
• 51:06
  the Great, that punk -ass loser, is facing 15
• 51:12
  years in prison for robbery on a unit. The funeral
• 51:18
  of Chuck Norris went down. Adrian Bronner denies
• 51:22
  sexual battery allegations. NBA young boy. Was
• 51:29
  arrested for reckless driving. Dominic Russo's
• 51:39
  sister says that July 31st is the worst day because
• 51:44
  that's when he died. Dalton Gomez was on a date
• 51:50
  with Micah Monroe. Hot piece of ass. Diane Keaton's
• 51:55
  mansion finds a buyer. Luigi Mangione wants his
• 51:59
  trial broadcasted live and so do his loser fans.
• 52:05
  Pete Davidson and Elsie Hewitt are trying to
• 52:08
  work on co -parenting. There supposedly was a
• 52:13
  fake restraining order filed during the false
• 52:17
  Lena the Plug Adam 22 divorce. You're telling
• 52:22
  me it was a publicity stunt? No way! 8 -5 -6
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  -49 -Hobby. It's 8 -5 -6 -5 -6 -7 -7 -3. You
• 52:36
  can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. Let's talk
• 52:44
  about this right here. This headline pissed me
• 52:47
  off. This is a case of a double standard. You
• 52:50
  hear all the time feminists are like, we want
• 52:53
  equal rights. We want to be treated equally.
• 52:56
  Well, if you do, you should be charged with a
• 52:58
  crime the same. We are following some breaking
• 53:02
  news right now. We just got this into the newsroom.
• 53:04
  OnlyFans model, Courtney Clinton. Yeah! Without
• 53:08
  makeup, she looks like Rocky Dennis. Is expected
• 53:12
  to take a plea deal. Clinton claims she killed
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  her boyfriend, Christian Abumseli. Can you imagine
• 53:19
  if it was reversed? If he killed the pretty OnlyFans
• 53:22
  Rocky Dennis looking girl, he would get 10 to
• 53:25
  20 of life in prison. But oh, she's a pretty
• 53:28
  girl. I'm sick of this double standard. I'm sick
• 53:32
  of women always going, oh, we have it so hard.
• 53:36
  And then they get away with murder. Self -defense
• 53:40
  during an argument in their Edgewater condo back
• 53:42
  in April of 2022. I'm sure you could have tucked
• 53:47
  them into balls and made them unusable. You didn't
• 53:51
  have to rely on murder. You're Rocky Dennis looking
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  loser. Miami -Dade prosecutors believed Selly
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  was a victim of domestic violence. Okay, but
• 54:00
  you can't kill somebody. Jesus Christ. We have
• 54:05
  no morals because of the murder podcast and documentaries.
• 54:08
  How many women do we hear about? Oh, I love murder
• 54:12
  documentaries. And then wonder why they hate
• 54:15
  men because they're polluting their brain with
• 54:17
  that crap. Extremely turbulent and combative
• 54:20
  relationship. Yeah, I'm sure she was never the
• 54:23
  problem. No, he's no saint. But she's the worst.
• 54:30
  She's a bust down. Her lawyers tell NBC6 the
• 54:33
  terms of the agreement are not final until they're
• 54:36
  accepted by the court. We see a video of them
• 54:39
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• 54:41
  like elbowing him. You're a prick. You're done
• 54:46
  with every freaking OnlyFans girl does that had
• 54:50
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• 54:53
  life is so hard because I can't let go of my
• 54:56
  childhood drama and drama. Show your ass. Your
• 55:01
  flat ass. Regarding men in sexless marriage,
• 55:07
  how this usually plays out is something like
• 55:09
  the wife says no to sex. Over and over again.
• 55:12
  And it happens so consistently that he just stops
• 55:15
  asking. And then he builds an emotional wall.
• 55:18
  Yeah, and then you're laying there. But there's
• 55:20
  nothing worse. Now, if she's on her time of the
• 55:22
  month, even all the first two days of the period,
• 55:26
  it can be operational. But there's nothing worse
• 55:29
  than when you're laying there. And you can easily
• 55:34
  be having sex. But what happens? Oh, I want to
• 55:38
  watch sports. I want to watch, well, they wouldn't
• 55:40
  be watching SportsCenter unless it was like a
• 55:41
  tomboy. I want to watch Love on the Island. And
• 55:47
  I wonder why the guy chates. Jay, wonder why.
• 55:53
  One time my marriage counselor told me, if you
• 55:56
  want your husband to speak to you like a woman,
• 55:58
  you're going to have to act like a woman. Hell
• 55:59
  yeah, no fun. If you want to enter into your
• 56:03
  soft girl era, you got to stop acting like a
• 56:04
  man at home. All of these girls, they're clearly...
• 56:11
  This is DJ Academic saying Chris Brown and Usher
• 56:15
  are not the same on tour. All of these girls,
• 56:17
  they're clearly saying they love the hell out
• 56:19
  of Chris Brown. This tour is showing that, yo,
• 56:22
  respectfully, Usher and Chris Brown is not in
• 56:25
  the same league. Yeah! Because Usher's a loser!
• 56:30
  And he has herpes. Chris Brown is completely
• 56:32
  different. This tour, from what I've seen, it's
• 56:36
  about 70 % Chris Brown. 70 % Chris Brown, 30
• 56:40
  % Usher. These are my confessions. Usher got
• 56:44
  fans there, but trust me, the thirst for Chris
• 56:46
  Brown, it's off the Richter scale. Off the Richter
• 56:50
  scale. What's going on here? This jet ski rider
• 57:04
  says he doesn't remember a single second of this
• 57:06
  terrifying crash. Georgia jet ski influencer
• 57:09
  Dylan Stapler said he attempted this move, the
• 57:11
  nose ride, countless times before. Dark! But
• 57:15
  this time it ended drastically different. Stapler
• 57:17
  explained on TikTok that he apparently passed
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  out after climbing onto the front of his jet
• 57:21
  ski. The crazy video shows the moment he lost
• 57:23
  consciousness mid -trick, sending him flying
• 57:25
  into a dock and fleeing overboard. He almost
• 57:28
  looks lifeless as his friend pulls him out of
• 57:29
  the water. Dylan said he didn't break anything
• 57:31
  but suffered from a bad concussion. Ah, it sucks.
• 57:34
  I've had concussions before after boxing matches.
• 57:37
  You're very horny. Oh, you are. You didn't want
• 57:45
  to get your rocks off. Adrian brought us hitting
• 57:51
  on a woman. Yeah, he's got no game. Yeah, when
• 58:13
  you got sexual assault allegations out there,
• 58:16
  not the best luck. Here's Alina the Plug saying
• 58:22
  if you don't finish on the porn set, you don't
• 58:24
  get paid. As much as, you know, the job is tough
• 58:27
  on women, it's way tougher on the guy. Like,
• 58:30
  no questions asked. You have to be perfect. And
• 58:34
  if you're not perfect, the company might not
• 58:36
  call you back. Everyone on set does not get paid.
• 58:38
  It's like, yeah, that ain't great. No wonder
• 58:43
  the guys get so pumped up during a money shot.
• 58:45
  So much pressure. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
• 58:47
  wait. So if the guy does not come, then the girl
• 58:50
  doesn't get paid? Oh, yeah. Like, no, the set
• 58:52
  does not get to finish. There's a way to describe
• 58:55
  the content of Hoppy Hour. Girl doesn't get paid?
• 58:57
  Like, no. I didn't rewind fast enough, so whatever.
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  Being at the point. Eight, five, six. A 49 Hoppy.
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  Eight, five, six. Sub. I first liked Monica McNutt.
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  She is the beautiful, shorn -haired African -American
• 59:20
  woman who's the color commentator on ESPN's radio
• 59:27
  for the Knicks. And here's what they talked about
• 59:32
  on SportsCenter. Bring in Monica McNutt and hold
• 59:36
  up. Now look. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold
• 59:39
  on, hold on. I've seen a lot of people flex on
• 59:41
  this show. Are you on a private jet right now?
• 59:44
  I, you know what you, I'm in the nail salon.
• 59:47
  I just got a lovely pedicure. Oh, okay. Now I
• 59:51
  see the full picture. Okay. This is the most,
• 59:53
  this is the most honest moment. That woman is
• 59:55
  busy. I had sports journalism in 2026. Gee, why
• 1:00:01
  do people turn the barstool over ESPN? By the
• 1:00:03
  crap like that. And that dumb broad known as
• 1:00:07
  Monica McNair, who I first liked because she
• 1:00:10
  called out Taylor. But it seems to be that there's
• 1:00:13
  something going on. She ain't calling out Angel
• 1:00:19
  Race. What do Taylor Swift and Kayla Clark have
• 1:00:24
  in common? I don't know. It's weird. She also
• 1:00:30
  hates on Sophie Cunningham. It's weird. What
• 1:00:36
  do Taylor Swift, Sophie Cunningham, and all of
• 1:00:45
  them have in common? Mm -hmm. I just can't. They're
• 1:00:52
  white. Mm -hmm. That is what they are. It just
• 1:01:00
  seems a little bit sketchy. You know, like white
• 1:01:05
  noise. That's what I meant. They like to listen
• 1:01:08
  to white noise when they sleep. Not the color
• 1:01:12
  of their skin. Here's a video of a teacher, Celeste
• 1:01:17
  Rivas' teacher, warning the class about talking
• 1:01:19
  to strangers online. In my classroom, in front
• 1:01:23
  of this poster. That is so sad. This is a weird
• 1:01:53
  video. give the best top too um excuse me i really
• 1:01:57
  love so it's this beautiful woman being asked
• 1:01:59
  if she likes to give top of your dress where'd
• 1:02:02
  you get that from um i'm not sure boutique or
• 1:02:04
  something oh i just want i love your eyes too
• 1:02:06
  that's so beautiful what's your name virginia
• 1:02:08
  virginia yes i was wondering you mind if i give
• 1:02:10
  you some top some what some top like the sloppy
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  toppy i don't know what that is language to speak
• 1:02:23
  English. You never heard of Sloppy Top? No, I'm
• 1:02:25
  41. Hell yeah! So you know when, like, the girls
• 1:02:28
  give the guy top? I'm trying to give you top.
• 1:02:33
  Can you just, just break it down for me? I'm
• 1:02:36
  trying to get down there and give you some top.
• 1:02:41
  Okay, I'm sorry. No. No. Like, it's free. I give
• 1:02:45
  the best top, too. Um, that's not how I roll.
• 1:02:47
  Really? Mm -mm. I don't do it the way they do
• 1:02:50
  it in the 2020. Oh, really? I thought I was going
• 1:02:53
  to, you know, I was just trying to give you some
• 1:02:55
  time. It was the soda time. You never heard of
• 1:02:58
  that? Sexual harassment's hilarious! What a douchebag.
• 1:03:07
  Oh, yeah. This mutant named Lush got mad at Wack
• 1:03:12
  on Hunter. No jumper. He's mad because he picks.
• 1:03:16
  No, no, he's mad because he picks on me. Because
• 1:03:18
  motherfuckers want to play with me because I'm
• 1:03:20
  an easy target. That's why. Yeah, you're a white
• 1:03:23
  guy slamming a table. Like me. It's easy to call
• 1:03:26
  Lush a bitch. Fuck that shit, bro. No, that's
• 1:03:31
  why. I didn't do anything out of pocket. I didn't
• 1:03:34
  say anything wrong. It was anybody else. No,
• 1:03:37
  fuck that shit. Oh, jeez. Man, Lush is on. Don't
• 1:03:45
  even know what that means. What's going on here?
• 1:03:49
  This is the simplest thing you can do to make
• 1:03:52
  a girl like you more. If you want to keep her
• 1:03:54
  interested in you, you might want to hit that
• 1:03:56
  follow button so that you can. And like and click
• 1:03:59
  the link in my bio. Shut up! Two more videos
• 1:04:03
  like this. This one thing is so simple and it's
• 1:04:06
  something that women are craving, yet so many
• 1:04:09
  men avoid doing it because it seems bold at first,
• 1:04:15
  but if you do it right, it will leave her thinking
• 1:04:18
  about you for the rest of the day. It's called
• 1:04:20
  a five minute check -in and all you're going
• 1:04:23
  to do is give her a call and say, just caught
• 1:04:26
  a little break in my schedule and was thinking
• 1:04:29
  of you. Yeah, you gotta call her, man. Man. Hey,
• 1:04:38
  what are you doing? I'm at work. I read a five
• 1:04:41
  minute check and I talked about it on my podcast.
• 1:04:43
  I heard it. What's going on here? A man doesn't
• 1:04:49
  care if you love him. He cares if you respect
• 1:04:51
  him. R -A -S -P -E -K -T. I'm kidding. So Adam
• 1:04:59
  22. And the loser known as Blueface did a stream
• 1:05:08
  at Nivea. The woman that's pregnant, the baby
• 1:05:11
  of Adam of Blueface says she doesn't get pleasured
• 1:05:18
  by Blueface. Yeah, I watch a lot of corn. I hate
• 1:05:23
  the civic corn thing. It's pornography. I don't
• 1:05:26
  get pleasured. So, yeah, this whole pregnancy,
• 1:05:28
  I've been watching a lot of corn. You don't get
• 1:05:31
  pleasure? No. Like, just ever? He goes and gives
• 1:05:35
  it to somebody else. Oh. Oh, shit! She goes,
• 1:05:41
  it's legendary, though. That's cool. And then
• 1:05:44
  right here, Nivea lets Kalina Paul know that,
• 1:05:49
  uh... No. Okay, let me read this. Navea let Selena
• 1:05:57
  Paulo know it's on site after she texted Adam
• 1:06:00
  22 to let Blueface know she wants to crack. We
• 1:06:03
  can do that, though. Selena Paulo said, tell
• 1:06:06
  Blueface I'm trying to crack. Bro, she's been
• 1:06:09
  trying to suck me for years, man. Been trying
• 1:06:14
  to suck me for years, man. How high did she bang?
• 1:06:21
  That's a classic. I don't see it. You got a hall
• 1:06:24
  pass for Selena, right? No. Are you for real?
• 1:06:27
  I will beat her head in. He's already cheating,
• 1:06:30
  so he has a chance. Talk too much shit about
• 1:06:32
  me. No, no, no. That's some quality work right
• 1:06:35
  there. Adam's a weird guy. He's a loser! Nikki
• 1:06:49
  Minaj calls out the press like a dumb brunt.
• 1:06:52
  Dear diary, well, the press is hot for me. You
• 1:06:58
  know, weird person. You're not smart enough to
• 1:07:01
  be conservative. Don't be stupid. That didn't
• 1:07:05
  really make any sense. Oh, yeah. Here's Navea
• 1:07:09
  farting. Ew. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Ew. Oh,
• 1:07:25
  my God. Yeah, you know, that fart sounded like
• 1:07:29
  eggs. Awesome. Blueface had some critiques. I've
• 1:07:37
  had enough of this pregnant body. Well, that's
• 1:07:40
  your fault for not pulling out, you dummy. You're
• 1:07:43
  already a deadbeat dad. So this comes as no surprise.
• 1:07:54
  Does the video want to load? Is he just going
• 1:07:56
  to spin around all day? Right, right, spin around,
• 1:08:01
  right, right. No, here it is. It'll load in 25
• 1:08:03
  seconds. 8 -5 -6. 49 gives me time to reset.
• 1:08:10
  Six, seven, seven, three, six, seven. You tweeted
• 1:08:16
  me at Ryan. Happy radio. You always email me.
• 1:08:22
  Ryan. Happy radio. Gmail .com. All right. Here's
• 1:08:26
  blue face. See in the views. Bellies to me. They
• 1:08:32
  talk about Korn. I love Korn. I love watching
• 1:08:35
  it. Yeah, I like Lena the Plugs. But I don't
• 1:08:40
  like seeing Adam have sex. Oh, shut up. Well,
• 1:08:45
  since she wants to talk about it, she big as
• 1:08:48
  f***, Adam. The belly. You can't do it right
• 1:08:51
  now? I can definitely do it. Wait, what? Belly's
• 1:08:55
  in the way. One time I had sex with a pregnant
• 1:08:59
  woman. It's weird. Now I see her post, a 10 -year
• 1:09:04
  -old kid, and I'm like, yeah. I was right next
• 1:09:06
  to you, bud. But there's a couple positions that
• 1:09:10
  still work. There's a million positions that
• 1:09:12
  still work. You're eyeing like she gave to her
• 1:09:14
  balance. You ever fact the fat b**** we were?
• 1:09:16
  Probably. Unfortunately. Probably. This man right
• 1:09:21
  here. Yeah. She's saying you're bad at batting.
• 1:09:26
  Adam. No, no, no. I ain't talking about fat.
• 1:09:29
  I'm talking about like a belly. Like imagine
• 1:09:30
  you suck on a dude and you can't even see him.
• 1:09:33
  You just see his belly on top of you. This is
• 1:09:35
  not your first movie. You don't know what a bump
• 1:09:37
  is. Yeah, it's not the first woman you knocked
• 1:09:40
  out. I know, but it's temporary. It's not like
• 1:09:44
  she's fat. She's got a big belly. Yeah. It hurts.
• 1:09:52
  I'm glad they're reproducing. Ryan Hoppy Radio
• 1:10:11
  dot com. The hour will be right back. You probably
• 1:10:14
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:10:18
  all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
• 1:10:23
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 1:10:26
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:10:29
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
• 1:10:35
  was so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel
• 1:10:38
  like listening to this next song, you can skip
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• 1:10:43
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  worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
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  Oh, yeah. What am I really playing? Call the
• 1:10:56
  show. 856. 49, Hoppy. It's 856 -494 -6773. I
• 1:11:02
  have a playlist with 440 songs, and I think we
• 1:11:07
  will go. Let me see. I got so many songs. All
• 1:11:13
  right. Crank that Mario. Howdy. I'm laughing
• 1:11:23
  at your mama. Just in case you didn't see. I
• 1:11:30
  hit the Yoshi on em, hit the Yoshi on em, hit
• 1:11:34
  the Yoshi on em, hit the Yoshi on em Like Super
• 1:11:37
  Mario that hoe, Super Mario that hoe, Super Mario
• 1:11:41
  that hoe, Super Mario that hoe I hit the Yoshi
• 1:11:44
  on em, like Super Mario that hoe, I hit the Yoshi
• 1:11:47
  on em, like Super Mario that hoe I hit the Yoshi
• 1:11:50
  on em, like Super Mario that hoe, Super Mario
• 1:11:53
  that hoe I see them rollin', rockin', they vibin'
• 1:12:11
  to the song Them boys start actin' up, hittin'
• 1:12:14
  the Donkey Kong And roll so hard, it's suckin'
• 1:12:18
  up your titties Un -gain to your game like Sega
• 1:12:21
  Genesis Bring it up to the sky, then bend up
• 1:12:25
  Gon' play with it like Hit the super mario I
• 1:13:02
  throw them balls, I bein' Yoshi on them niggas
• 1:13:05
  Super Mario, that hoe, see me hittin' G5 Yellin'
• 1:13:08
  on my tippy toes, I'm in the club hittin' a Yoshi
• 1:13:11
  with a bop 50 -0, I'm too tall on the beat, I
• 1:13:14
  can't calm in the song Face up in the club, niggas
• 1:13:18
  say that it's the funk Rollin' the bounce on
• 1:13:20
  your toes, don't you hit the Yoshi Hold on, will
• 1:13:22
  you don't allow that? This is the Super Mario
• 1:13:25
  I bein' Yoshi on them niggas Super Mario, that
• 1:13:28
  hoe, see me hittin' Yoshi on them niggas Let's
• 1:13:40
  go! Shut up! Suck me up! Yoshi! I do the Yoshi
• 1:15:19
  on the baby Super Mario. I love Super Mario.
• 1:15:24
  What if Mario ever got to bang on Peach? Where
• 1:15:28
  cancel culture fears to tread, it's Hoppy Hour
• 1:15:31
  with Ryan Hoppy. Hi, Jays! A show you take your
• 1:15:34
  insecurities on to. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour
• 1:15:37
  with Ryan Hoppy. The show you secretly listen
• 1:15:40
  to, and that includes you, Mike Coulter. Yeah!
• 1:15:44
  Stalking my pages. Bitch! Anyway, back to Hoppy
• 1:15:47
  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. And I got this right here.
• 1:15:51
  Hey, hi, this is Tom Griswold from The Bob and
• 1:15:54
  Tom Show, and you're listening to The Hoppy Hour
• 1:15:56
  with Ryan Hoppy. Hey, this is Frank Kramer from
• 1:16:00
  The Heidi and Frank Show on 95 .5 KLOS in Los
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  Angeles, and you are listening to Hoppy Hour
• 1:16:05
  with Ryan Hoppy. Hey, radio listener, it's Kevin
• 1:16:08
  Kline from Kline Alley Show on 106 .7 KROQ in
• 1:16:13
  Los Angeles. Perhaps you've never heard of us,
• 1:16:15
  maybe you have, but who cares? You're listening
• 1:16:18
  to Hoppy Hour with my boy, Ryan Hoppy. Welcome
• 1:16:23
  to Hoppy Hour. And now for something completely
• 1:16:36
  different. the door is closing Happy hour. Happy
• 1:17:25
  hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most
• 1:17:33
  recent radio show on the planet. And the other
• 1:17:37
  stations are tuned in too. Okay. This is interesting.
• 1:17:58
  Tony Romo, who got... Yeah! My homie's in a lot
• 1:18:02
  of trouble. I busted for DUI. Tried to use his
• 1:18:05
  football career kind of as a defense to what
• 1:18:09
  he was facing. He gets pulled over initially
• 1:18:11
  on this very busy highway. So they take him back
• 1:18:13
  to the station. Before he goes through the different
• 1:18:15
  exercises, he basically takes a yoga class. He
• 1:18:19
  has... So many football injuries from his very
• 1:18:25
  long NFL career. Before he was so drunk, he was
• 1:18:27
  killing time. Yeah. Justin Trudeau getting handsy
• 1:18:35
  with Katy Perry in the south of France. He's
• 1:18:37
  putting suntan lotion on her boobies. Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:42
  I would love to do that. There's other people
• 1:18:44
  on this boat. This is very inappropriate for
• 1:18:46
  a prime minister. What's his next act? Nothing.
• 1:18:49
  Only facts. This is it, man. No, he's too young
• 1:18:54
  to throw in the towel. You just can't wrap your
• 1:18:56
  mind around just living your life. What are you
• 1:18:59
  going to do today that's going to fulfill you
• 1:19:01
  if you weren't? We see what he's doing. He seems
• 1:19:03
  pretty fulfilled. Yeah, yeah, those tits on his
• 1:19:06
  hands. Harvey, you're lying. You're not in the
• 1:19:09
  boobs. You wouldn't get it. You're a dick. Jennifer
• 1:19:13
  Aniston with her guy, Jim Curtis. Oh, yeah! God,
• 1:19:21
  she looks good. Courtney Cox, Pedro Pascal, all
• 1:19:24
  on a yacht in Majorca. That's so relatable. Courtney
• 1:19:29
  just allegedly broke up with Johnny McDade. So
• 1:19:32
  she's flying solo. So Jennifer Aniston and Courtney
• 1:19:34
  Cox are really good friends. Oh, they're good
• 1:19:39
  friends! Oprah brings a date on the book. Right.
• 1:19:43
  And Kourtney's solo now. Yeah. So do they have
• 1:19:45
  one of them friends conversations about, you
• 1:19:48
  know, Oprah? I want to look at Regina, the girl
• 1:19:51
  in Oprah. That's frown upside down. Why did you
• 1:19:54
  get southern? I know! So Usher is getting the
• 1:20:01
  last laugh after that viral moment where the
• 1:20:03
  girl basically curved him on stage. Yeah, she
• 1:20:06
  didn't. She just wanted to be famous because
• 1:20:08
  she's a talentless moron. Time he made an announcement.
• 1:20:15
  Oh, jeez. You have to say that. It ruins it.
• 1:20:21
  Except, though, if he ignores it and another
• 1:20:24
  person. Here's the problem. He makes such an
• 1:20:26
  unlikable face, too. It's like, God, yeah, bitch.
• 1:20:31
  There's DMZ talking. Oh, jeez. What's going on
• 1:20:37
  right here? Oh, yeah, it's Katy Perry and Obama.
• 1:20:49
  I basically get in this giant inflatable water
• 1:20:53
  bottle and I roll up into the crowd. And tonight
• 1:20:57
  I went kind of far and I was a little worried
• 1:20:58
  I was not going to come back. Ah, Jays. Oh, so
• 1:21:01
  friggin' dramatic. Katy Perry gets trapped inside
• 1:21:05
  an inflatable while crowdsurfing during her concert
• 1:21:10
  in Malta. Oh, yeah! What if she was farting in
• 1:21:14
  there? There's a lot of, like, room for anything
• 1:21:18
  to happen. You got enough drinks and heart? Justin
• 1:21:26
  Trudeau goes to Bot Town! Happy Hot Topic! An
• 1:21:31
  American father sentenced to prison in connection
• 1:21:34
  to his child's deadly high school shooting. I
• 1:21:36
  feel like because the guy's from another country,
• 1:21:38
  they had to add the part of the American father.
• 1:21:40
  It doesn't matter. A judge sentencing Colin Gray
• 1:21:44
  to 15 years. Loser! Yeah, douche! Giving his
• 1:21:50
  son the gun he used to kill two students. Isn't
• 1:21:55
  this real? Your Holiness, thank you so much for
• 1:21:59
  speaking with us. NBC's Tom Yamas spoke with
• 1:22:02
  Pope Leo. God, even though he's from Chicago,
• 1:22:05
  he seems like the coolest guy. I don't like him.
• 1:22:10
  He's a pope. He was raised in Chicago and says
• 1:22:14
  he loves America, but his priority now is leading
• 1:22:17
  the world's Catholics. I'm curious, how important
• 1:22:20
  is being American to you? I think of myself more
• 1:22:24
  As the Pope, who happens to be American, I understand
• 1:22:29
  my mission as having a very important dimension,
• 1:22:32
  which is precisely being pastor of a universal
• 1:22:35
  church, and yet at the same time covering up
• 1:22:37
  pedophilia. I will acknowledge that for myself
• 1:22:41
  as well as for the people of the United States.
• 1:22:44
  Yeah, the thing I don't like, I heard from somebody
• 1:22:46
  in my family, is they have insurance that pays
• 1:22:48
  off for the victims of priest touching so they
• 1:22:50
  know what's going to happen. I'm also tired of
• 1:22:57
  you hating ass bitches. Why do you let it get
• 1:23:01
  to you, honey? Okay, why people let haters get
• 1:23:07
  to them? Egg nut. I'm tired of you bitches. I'm
• 1:23:12
  tired of you. You're an annoying hag. Shut up.
• 1:23:15
  I every single time. Come on, listen. Blah, blah,
• 1:23:17
  blah. No wonder you're single. You're damaged
• 1:23:20
  goods. My wife is in the film. Yeah, so that
• 1:23:22
  helps. Tom Holland can't help but marvel at his
• 1:23:26
  co -star. After all, the Spider -Man brains.
• 1:23:28
  Oh, yeah. They're so cute. There's something
• 1:23:33
  so wishy -washy about him. He just seems real
• 1:23:37
  insecure. Today's star gave his wife and co -star
• 1:23:40
  Zendaya a shout out as he and Seth Meyers detailed
• 1:23:43
  their respective love for the friendly neighborhood
• 1:23:45
  superhero during the July 28th episode of Late
• 1:23:49
  Night. We have something in common. I spend a
• 1:23:51
  lot of my day like watching YouTube and podcasts
• 1:23:54
  on Spider -Man content. And my wife is less patient
• 1:23:58
  about it. I think she because I'm not in the
• 1:23:59
  film or connected to it anyway, she feels like
• 1:24:01
  it's a waste of time. This interview is a waste
• 1:24:04
  of time. D. Spaghetti and meatball. Final answer.
• 1:24:10
  I have such a stomach in Christ. Ha! Cause you're
• 1:24:15
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  Yeah, that's when you know we're out of ideas
• 1:24:29
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• 1:24:31
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  a dirty rod and broad for a mom. That's no good.
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  He shares a message to his younger self in a
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  July 29th Instagram post. He writes, Dear little
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  you'll turn your pain into purpose, your silence
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  into a voice. Yeah. Gates of Seward! It should
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  always be on! Just a dumb broad! Jax Taylor is
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• 1:28:02
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• 1:28:46
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• 1:28:54
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• 1:29:01
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• 1:29:39
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• 1:30:04
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• 1:30:07
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• 1:30:11
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• 1:30:19
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• 1:30:26
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• 1:30:30
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• 1:30:52
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• 1:31:09
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• 1:31:24
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• 1:31:48
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• 1:31:51
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• 1:31:53
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• 1:31:57
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• 1:32:23
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• 1:32:27
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• 1:32:46
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• 1:33:26
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• 1:33:36
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• 1:33:39
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