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STACKS and HACKS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: We were getting into like something you saw on someone's phone, Sarah,
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  Speaker 1: what did you see?
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  Speaker 2: So everybody who knows me knows that your phone is
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  Speaker 2: not safe around me. It's an unwritten rule, and some
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  Speaker 2: people find out the hard way. Okay, there was a
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  Speaker 2: coworker I had. We all a bunch of us would
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  Speaker 2: go out for drinks after we all got off work
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  Speaker 2: and dinner, and everybody knows if the phone down, you
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  Speaker 2: risk me grabbing it, and if you don't lock it,
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  Speaker 2: oh you are so in a lot of trouble. I
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  Speaker 2: had one coworker who apparently like to send spicy pictures
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  Speaker 2: to her significant other. I don't remember if it was
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  Speaker 2: husband or not. And I found one. I made it
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  Speaker 2: her lock screen cover. They made it her background cover,
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  Speaker 2: and it's a picture of her we'll say, naked, bent
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  Speaker 2: over spread whoa.
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  Speaker 3: I literally diabolic practical jokes that don't hurt people. I
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  Speaker 3: think get very funny.
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  Speaker 1: Like I thought you were going to go you sent
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  Speaker 1: it to people, and that's totally wrong.
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  Speaker 2: But that's that's I only changed lock screen pictures. That's it.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's I think that's funny. I think that's very
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  Speaker 3: Someone actually grabs her phone, that's.
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  Speaker 2: Like, uh, my son, let me put your phone down.
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  Speaker 1: My son changed my other son's language to Arabic on
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  Speaker 1: the phone.
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  Speaker 4: That's annoying.
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  Speaker 3: So hard to get it back, you know. But okay,
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  Speaker 3: what else have you done to someone's phone?
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  Speaker 2: So I used to be a massage therapist and people
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  Speaker 2: like to bring the phone everywhere, and as a massage therapist,
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  Speaker 2: I don't care you're paying me. You want to ruin
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  Speaker 2: your massage with texting on your phone? Oh well, And
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  Speaker 2: I came into the room and the woman was on
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  Speaker 2: my table naked. Of course I knocked, but I guess
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  Speaker 2: she didn't hear me. And sometimes people by the time
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  Speaker 2: I come in have fallen asleep already. So I knocked
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  Speaker 2: and I came in. She was taking suggestive photos of
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  Speaker 2: herself and I'm assuming sending to a significant other. But
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  Speaker 2: I walked in on her, and she was really embarrassed
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  Speaker 2: and never came back.
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  Speaker 3: Because the thing was like, what did you find on someone?
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  Speaker 2: For a while too, what did you find interesting?
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  Speaker 1: What did you find on someone's phone? So you've played,
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  Speaker 1: you put the screens to everything on. Have you done
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  Speaker 1: other things like that? You said, no one's phone is
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  Speaker 1: safe around you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, No, I do that all the time. Sometimes
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  Speaker 2: I'll just take a picture of myself making a funny
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  Speaker 2: face that's funny and make it my my photo that
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  Speaker 2: comes up when I call them and they're like, where's
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  Speaker 2: this photo comes from?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 2: But now people have known long enough and the first
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  Speaker 2: person they go to is me. You know, I'm if
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  Speaker 2: I did it.
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  Speaker 1: Another joke. That's a good one of my son's due
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  Speaker 1: to my son. Dutch does this to me. He has
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  Speaker 1: this horrible picture of me and whatever he calls me,
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  Speaker 1: that's what comes up, Like do you know what mean?
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  Speaker 1: How you get a caller? I'd like, it's a horrible picture.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm just used to it. I'm the fine with it,
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  Speaker 1: but it's terrible when every time.
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  Speaker 2: All right, well, oh yeah, I do all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: That's good, Sarah, good stuff. I love the practical jokes.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for sharing, Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a good day.
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  Speaker 3: No buye.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for stacks and hacks. I have stacks of information,
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  Speaker 1: Rich has live hacks.
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  Speaker 3: Is this a victory?
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  Speaker 1: Walmart is slashing shelf space for Doritos and other brands
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  Speaker 1: that have become too expensive because people aren't buying them
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  Speaker 1: as much.
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  Speaker 3: Anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Instead, they're buying cheaper options. I pick healthier options. But people,
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  Speaker 1: so anyway, is it a victory because now they're just
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  Speaker 1: kind of less doritos.
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  Speaker 4: I think a world with more doritos is a good world.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like we're missing the other half of that story.
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  Speaker 2: They're slashing shelf space for them to put in what nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know people are buying. People are buying cheap options.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe well if they're healthier cheaper options. I do healthier options.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I like, there's Cheetos, but I don't need Chetos anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I get these things from lesser evil. They taste better
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  Speaker 1: than Cheetos, and they're healthier for you, and you get
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  Speaker 1: them at sprouts. Anyway, speaking of food, you guys ever
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  Speaker 1: put peanuts in your coke?
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  Speaker 3: What that's a Southern thing?
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  Speaker 4: Why would you put peanuts in your coke?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I said not peanuts. Oh, I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 3: That's still sucking. Would you do that? Yeah, it's definitely
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  Speaker 3: the thing.
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  Speaker 5: Apparently, so other people put peanuts and coke when they
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  Speaker 5: go on a road trip. Sounds freaky, but that's my
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  Speaker 5: middle name. So we got to see what it's hidden
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  Speaker 5: on peanuts inbound coke tastes.
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  Speaker 3: The exact same.
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  Speaker 5: The peanuts gets stripped of all their flavor. He doesn't
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  Speaker 5: tell you he's bad whatsoever. The texture kind of throwing
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  Speaker 5: me off, though, feels like someone put a whole bunch
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  Speaker 5: of tunclstones in my Coca Cola. I think the salt
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  Speaker 5: makes the coke busier, But if I'm being honest, I'd
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  Speaker 5: rather just eat the packet of peanuts bites to get
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  Speaker 5: a little thirsty and then quench that with a Coca Cola.
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  Speaker 3: Would I put it in my Coca cola again?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 5: But when I possibly put it in a great soda,
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  Speaker 5: most definitely.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, try Tuesday, you guys, I'm down. Yeah, it's unappealing,
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  Speaker 3: but that's another reason. Just just try it and then
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  Speaker 3: try with peanuts. Oh here's a bunny.
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  Speaker 1: A man's going viral for going through a McDonald's drive
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  Speaker 1: through and ordering eleven meals for his large family.
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  Speaker 3: The worker said he had to wait for management approval.
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  Speaker 1: It's the weirdest thing because on an order that large.
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  Speaker 5: I need uh egg McMuffin, and I need eleven big
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  Speaker 5: breakfast with the hot cakes, he said, eleven Big breakfast.
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  Speaker 2: Eleven, Yes, all right, just a warning that.
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  Speaker 5: Will take probably a while. Well, I got eight hungry
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  Speaker 5: kids at the house, so yeah, that's cool.
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  Speaker 3: Brokay a second, I need manager approval, may need manager approval.
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  Speaker 2: Anything else for you today, No, that'll be it.
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  Speaker 4: If you're looking at eighty three thirty Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: Eighty three Okay, thanks guy. Eighty few bucks of feet
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  Speaker 3: eleven people, that's a pretty good deal. I was definitely
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  Speaker 3: did and I was going to be like one twenty. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm surprised at the price.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty year old man was pulled over after being clocked
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  Speaker 1: at one hundred and twelve miles per hour in a
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  Speaker 1: seventy mile per hour zone. He told police, I drive
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  Speaker 1: like this all the time, and arresting me teaches me nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Dang, they arrested him.
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  Speaker 4: I got a I said, I would definitely change my behavior.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you should.
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  Speaker 1: I do not belong in to Kyle. When you gave
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  Speaker 1: birth to your two children, do you remember the position
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  Speaker 1: you were in?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What, well, laying down on your stomach on your back.
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  Speaker 1: New research is showing that women weren't meant to give
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  Speaker 1: birth laying on their backs. For hundreds of years. Upright
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  Speaker 1: positions were to the normal way to do it. Why
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  Speaker 1: did it change because it was more convenient for the
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  Speaker 1: male doctors delivering them.
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  Speaker 2: Well, in true, so if you get an epidural, you
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  Speaker 2: can't stand up, so like you would just stand and
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  Speaker 2: squat it out.
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  Speaker 3: That's what happened. I mean, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 6: Does that happen to me?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? This is scary right here.
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  Speaker 1: Investigators confirmed that a small human skull was found during
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  Speaker 1: a family's Easter egg hunt on Sunday.
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  Speaker 6: They put the skull the whole place full of people
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  Speaker 6: barbecuing and having a really good time Easter egg hunting.
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  Speaker 6: It's just so sad what happened. And then on Easter Sunday,
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  Speaker 6: then the kids to find that's very disturbing.
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  Speaker 4: It makes me.
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  Speaker 1: Uneasy because I have a grandson and I take them
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  Speaker 1: to this park all the time, and I just live
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  Speaker 1: down the street right.
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  Speaker 2: Here, on a deer street. I'm beside myself to hear that, Well,
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  Speaker 2: that would have.
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  Speaker 3: Been shocking, you know, like that would have just you know,
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  Speaker 3: like I don't know, like kill the you know, like
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  Speaker 3: the whole mood of the East there, you know, finding
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  Speaker 3: something like that, it's shocking.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was something from like one
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  Speaker 1: hundred years ago if it was recent, but they found
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  Speaker 1: a human skull.
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  Speaker 3: Shocking, indeed, rich, What do you got for life hacks?
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  Speaker 4: Now, if you feel like a zombie for the first
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  Speaker 4: hour that you wake up in the morning, do you
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  Speaker 4: guys know about the thirty thirty hack? No, it's a
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  Speaker 4: pretty good one actually. For the first thirty minutes, no phone,
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  Speaker 4: no email, no scrolling, no nothing, no TV. Then for
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  Speaker 4: thirty seconds, they say, any kind of movement, like any
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  Speaker 4: jumping jacks is kind of extreme, but you can just
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  Speaker 4: kind of like walk in place, anything to get your
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  Speaker 4: heart rate up. That quick burst of adrenaline actually wakes
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  Speaker 4: your brain up way faster than caffeine will. They say,
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  Speaker 4: stay away from any kind of caffeine for the first
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  Speaker 4: hour or so. Let your body wake up and not
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  Speaker 4: have so many stems. So don't check your emails, don't
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  Speaker 4: see if the world's on fire. Just give it thirty minutes,
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  Speaker 4: do your thing, and you will feel better throughout the day.
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  Speaker 4: Try it and let us know. That hack and many
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  Speaker 4: more can be found at John Jaybridge dot com.