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Slovenia: From Budget Gem to Premium Price Tag in 2026 · Phil and H Travel - Is It Worth It? Top Travel Destinations Explored!

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  I want you to pull up a mental map of Europe for a second.
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  close your eyes if you have to, unless you're driving, of
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  course. Find Italy, the boot, Go right
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  to the top of the boot. Now slide just a tiny bit E,
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  just a little bit. You see that little wedge of
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  land? It squeezed right between Italy,
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  Austria, Hungary, and Croatia. That is Slovenia, and for the
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  last 10, maybe 15 years, that little wedge has been the
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  absolute golden child of travel journalism.
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  Oh. Absolutely.
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  It has been the reigning champion of the hidden gem
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  narrative. You know the headlines.
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  I do the budget Switzerland. Europe's best kept secret.
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  I mean, we have a stack of articles here from 20/15/2018,
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  even as recently as 2022, all promising the exact same thing.
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  Alpine majesty, emerald rivers and castles.
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  All for the price of a budget backpacker trip in the Balkans.
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  Yeah, that was the promise. And that brings us to the core
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  conflict of today's deep dive, because we are looking at a
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  fresh stack of sources, trip reports, financial logs, and
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  even biological safety data from the year 2026, right?
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  And the data is screaming one thing very clearly.
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  The hidden gem narrative is dead.
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  Completely dead. It's not just dead, it has been,
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  well, it's been commercialized, packaged and sold at a 300%
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  markup. Wow.
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  If you go to Slovenia in 2026 expecting a bargain, you are
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  going to be very, very confused when you see the credit card
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  bill. But, and This is why we're here,
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  it's not just about the money. I mean, the pictures are still
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  stunning. The church is still on the lake.
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  The mountains are still jagged. They are.
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  The visuals are still there. So the question becomes, is the
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  magic still there? Or have we, you know, loved it
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  to death? That is the mission.
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  Today we are going to answer if Slovenia, specifically the
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  Alpine and culinary retreat, is worth the cost in 2026.
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  And to do that, we're following the journey of two specific
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  travelers from our source material, let's call them Phil
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  and H, right? Phil is our financial
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  pragmatist. He's the guy who tracks every
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  single cent in a spreadsheet. Oh, I know a few fills.
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  He worries about parking fines and he wants a return on his
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  investment. Exactly, and then you have HH is
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  the romantic, H wants to drink wine in a cellar, look at the
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  moon and just, you know, feel the vibes.
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  And spoiler alert, spoiler alert.
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  Phil is having a panic attack looking at the rental car prices
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  while H is having the time of their life, but only because
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  they managed to escape the main tourist hubs.
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  OK, so we're going to cover everything today.
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  We're going to talk about the Disney Fication of Nature.
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  A term I have a lot to say about.
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  The biological safety threats you definitely haven't thought
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  about. And no, it's not pickpockets.
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  And we're going to figure out who this trip is actually for,
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  because the answer isn't everyone anymore.
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  Definitely not anymore. So let's start with the context.
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  How did we get here? You mentioned the Instagram
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  effect, but looking at the map you described, I feel like the
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  real here is geometry. It is how big is this country
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  really? It is tiny, and I mean
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  surprisingly tiny. Slovenia is roughly the size of
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  New Jersey New. Jersey.
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  That's it. That's it.
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  Or if you're thinking in European terms, it's about the
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  size of Wales. Wow, that's small.
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  It is incredibly compact. But here is the kicker, the
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  tourist zone. The parts everyone sees on
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  TikTok. Yeah, the famous spots.
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  The Julian Alps, Lake Bled, the Sochi Valley, and that tiny
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  little strip of coastline that is a fraction of that already
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  small space. So you take millions of global
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  tourists all chasing the exact same viral video of a church on
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  a lake, and you pour them into a funnel the size of a single
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  county in New Jersey. Precisely.
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  And that creates what economists call a hyper localized demand
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  shock. It's a perfect storm.
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  That's a great term for it. It's not that the whole country
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  is full, I mean you can go to the east and see empty fields
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  for miles. It's at the specific roads you
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  want to drive on, the specific viewpoints you want to stand on
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  the. Ones from the photos.
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  Yeah, they're built for farm tractors and Yugos.
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  Back in the 80s they were not built for 10,000 rental camper
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  vans and tour buses. And Phil's log mentions this
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  explicitly. He talks about driving into the
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  mountains expecting this, you know, pastoral lonely drive.
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  And instead, he hit a traffic jam.
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  A bad one. He said it rivaled Los Angeles
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  on a single lane Rd. That is the reality of 2026.
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  It's the new normal there. The infrastructure is groaning
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  under the weight of the Instagram effect, and this leads
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  to what the sources call Disneyfication.
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  Unpack that term for me in this context.
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  What does that actually mean on the ground?
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  Well, think about a theme park. In a theme park you have
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  turnstiles. You have one way walking
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  systems. Right timed entry slots.
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  Timed entry slots. You have mandatory safety gear
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  because of insurance liabilities.
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  When a natural site becomes that popular, you have to manage the
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  crowd like a herd. So it loses its wildness.
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  Completely so. Places that used to be wild
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  where you could just walk up to a waterfall now have ticket
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  booths and turnstiles and ropes. It stops feeling like nature and
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  starts feeling like an attraction.
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  That's a depressing thought, but before we scare everyone away, I
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  want to clarify the vibe of the country.
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  Yeah, that's important. Because I think when people hear
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  Balkans or former Yugoslavia, they have a specific stereotype
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  in mind, maybe a bit of a grit, a bit of chaotic energy.
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  And that is a misconception we need to correct immediately,
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  because if you go expecting Eastern European chaos, you're
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  going to be shocked in 2026. Slovenia is firmly, undeniably
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  Central Europe. What does that distinction mean
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  for the traveler on the ground? What does that feel like?
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  It means you should think of Austrian organization meeting
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  Italian relaxation, but with a Slavic soul.
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  I like that. It is clean.
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  I mean hyper orderly. The streets are swept.
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  The buses run on schedules that actually mean something.
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  It's efficient. So if I'm looking for a wild
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  rule breaking adventure where I can negotiate prices and ride in
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  the back of a truck, this isn't it.
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  Absolutely not. No.
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  If you want to rave and cheat beer and grit, go to Belgrade,
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  right? If you want to drink natural
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  wine, go to sleep at 900 PM because you hike 10 miles and
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  wake up to perfectly paced roads, you come to Slovenia.
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  It is an Alpine retreat. It is polite.
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  It is safe. Polite is a good word, but
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  politeness often comes with a price tag.
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  It certainly does. And this is where we need to
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  open fill spreadsheet because the financial reality check in
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  these sources is, well, it's brutal.
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  It is the most shocking part of the data honestly.
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  So let's look at the cost of hidden gems.
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  First off, currency. They use the euro, and by 2026
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  inflation in the eurozone has stabilized somewhat, but the
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  specific service pricing in Slovenia has just skyrocketed
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  into the premium tier. OK, I want to stop you on the
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  accommodation numbers because I'm looking at Phil's notes and
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  the math isn't adding up for me. He's claiming that a hostile
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  bed, a bunk in a room with strangers, A.
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  Dorm bed. Is hitting 35 to €50 a night.
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  In Bled or Jubilee Jana during peak season easily yes. 50 year
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  old is not uncommon at all. Play devil's advocate for me, I
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  can get a hostile bed in parts of Spain or certainly in
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  Budapest for half that for sure. Why is Slovenia commanding that
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  premium? Is the thread count double?
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  What's going on? It's that supply constraint we
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  talked about. It all comes back to the
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  geometry. Slovenia has strict zoning laws,
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  especially in the Alpine region. So they can't just build
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  endlessly. Exactly.
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  They are building high rise mega hotels to warehouse tourists.
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  They want to preserve the landscape, which is great, but
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  it means you have a fixed number of beds and an exponentially
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  growing number of visitors. So you're paying for scarcity?
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  You are paying for the privilege of being there.
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  But, and this is where the deep dive gets useful, Phil noticed a
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  sweet spot. OK, the sources highlight a
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  massive discrepancy between the value of a hostel and the value
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  of a touristucene at Commentia. The Farms Day.
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  Exactly the Farms day. Now, but break that term down
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  for me. In the US, if you tell me I'm
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  going on a farms day, I assume I'm sleeping in a barn.
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  Right with the hay. Yeah, maybe there's no AC and I
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  might have to milk a goat to get breakfast.
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  No, erase that image completely. In Slovenia, A touristuccia
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  Cometia is a specific, thick, regulated category of
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  accommodation. OK usually means a working farm
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  that has converted a wing of the main house or maybe built a
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  separate annex for guests. These are often renovated modern
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  rooms with private baths, Wi-Fi, everything you'd expect in a
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  decent hotel. But the price point is
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  different. The price is usually around 100
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  to 140 trees per night for a double room.
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  OK, so 60 or 70 hours a person. That's more than the hostel, but
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  not by a crazy amount. Right, but here is the value
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  proposition. That price almost always
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  includes breakfast, and we are not talking about a bowl of
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  cereal and some sad toast. Phil's log.
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  It's very poetic about the breakfasts.
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  It's a feast. It's a proper meal.
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  We're talking about cured meats that were smoked in the shed.
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  Outback cheese is made from the cows you can literally see out
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  the window. Wow.
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  Homemade yogurts, fresh baked bread, jams from their own
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  orchard. It's incredible.
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  So for an extra €20 over the hostile price, you're getting a
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  private room on a beautiful farm and a breakfast that would cost
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  you €40 in a trendy cafe. It is a complete no brainer.
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  The value hack here, if there is one, is to stop trying to live
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  like a backpacker in the city centers and start living like a
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  guest in the countryside. But then there's the other end
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  of the spectrum, the luxury traveler.
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  Which is gone stratospheric. Just absolutely, absolutely
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  through the roof if you want a hotel room with a view of Lake
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  Bled or one of those high end glamping spots.
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  Which are basically luxury tents with jacuzzis, right?
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  Pretty much you are looking at 350 to €600 per night minimum.
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  So the middle class of travel has sort of evaporated.
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  It feels like it. You're either savvy at a farm
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  stay or you're paying huge money.
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  Or you're overpaying for a bad hostel.
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  Those are the buckets, yeah. Let's talk about food costs.
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  Bill describes it as a tale of two cities.
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  It is, it really is. On the low end.
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  You can still eat cheaply if you eat like a local on the go.
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  The Berwick is the savior here. Describe the Berwick for someone
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  who's never had one. OK, so it's a staple of the
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  Balkans. It's phylodo pastry, and it's
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  filled with either meat or cheese or spinach, rolled up or
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  layered and baked until it's greasy and crispy and perfect.
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  Sounds amazing. It cost about 3.50.
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  Otter is a calorie bomb. It is delicious and it will keep
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  you full for half the Today it's a full meal.
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  And pizza. I was surprised to see that
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  mentioned. Surprisingly excellent.
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  I mean you have to remember Slovenia is right next to Italy.
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  The pizza culture is strong. You can get a world class wood
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  fired pizza for 12 to 15 euros. OK, that's reasonable, but if
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  you want to sit down, meal a nice dinner.
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  That's where the jump happens. A traditional Tavern, they
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  called it Gustilna, is going to run you €40 to €55 per person
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  for a three course meal with house wine.
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  That's standard Western European pricing.
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  That's Germany pricing. That's not a bargain, no.
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  Not at all. It's on par with northern Italy
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  and if you go to the high end, Slovenia has gone Michelin
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  crazy. Really.
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  Oh yeah, the chefs there are incredibly talented and they are
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  leveraging all these amazing local ingredients.
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  Tasting menus at places like Hache Franco are world class,
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  but you are paying for it. How much you're paying?
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  250 to €300 per person. So the cheap eats narrative is
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  really only true if you're living on bakery items.
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  Correct, but honestly the biggest budget breaker in the
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  notes wasn't the food. It wasn't even the hotels.
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  It was the transport. The rental car situation I saw
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  the number €700 and I thought it was a typo.
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  It is not a typo. This is critical for anyone
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  listening who is planning a trip a compact car rental.
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  We're talking to VW Golf or similar for one week in July.
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  The height of summer. Is ranging from €500 to 700 just
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  for the. Car before gas.
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  Just for the metal plus gas which is hovering around 1.65
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  per liter. Why is there a car shortage?
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  What is driving that price? It's a combination of things.
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  A lot of rental companies reduce their fleets post pandemic and
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  they never really fully bounce back.
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  And again, it's that intense seasonal demand.
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  Everyone comes in July and. August and everyone wants a car
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  because the trains don't go to the waterfalls.
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  It's a captive market. And when you add up the
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  activities, the boat to Bled Island is 18, the church entry
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  is 12. Vintgar Gorge is €15 plus
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  parking. You are hemorrhaging money just
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  to stand in the places you saw on Instagram.
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  Phil put together some daily budget profiles that are very
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  helpful. To visualize this, he created
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  the Scraper, The Budget Traveler trying to survive on 75 a day.
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  And his note says miserable. It is.
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  You're stressing about every bus ticket.
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  You can't do anything spontaneous.
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  Then you have the smart traveler doing the farm stays splitting
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  the rental car. That's 140 to 180 years a day
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  per person. That feels like a realistic
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  vacation budget for a professional.
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  It is. That's the sweet spot.
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  And then the Alpine Lux is dropping 450 plus per day
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  easily. So here's the $1,000,000
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  question or maybe the 450 question.
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  Is it good value? It depends entirely on your
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  comparison point. If you compare it to
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  Switzerland, yes it is 40% cheaper than Switzerland.
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  If you want the Alps, clean roads and safety it is a
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  discount compared to Zermatt or Saint Moritz.
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  But compared to the rest of the Balkans?
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  It's double the price if you compared to Bosnia, Serbia or
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  Albania, Slovenia is exorbitant. But, and this is what our source
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  is called, the reliability premium, you are paying for
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  certainty. What does that mean?
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  Reliability. Premium.
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  It means you are paying for food safety regulations that are
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  strictly enforced. You are paying for perfect
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  roads. You're paying for a general
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  sense of order. So you're not taking a gamble.
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  You aren't gambling on whether the bus will show up or if the
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  water is safe to drink. Yeah, everything works.
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  So you're paying for the Central Europe efficiency we talked
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  about earlier? Exactly.
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  That's the premium. Let's move to the actual
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  experience. Let's say you've accepted the
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  budget. You've swallowed the 700 car
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  rental pill you land in Ujaljana.
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  What is that arrival like? According to the logs, its
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  breath of fresh air. If you're used to landing at
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  Heathrow or Charles de Gaulle or JFK or Joshua Pujik Airport, LJU
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  is going to feel like a private spa.
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  Small airports are the best airports.
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  In 2026, absolutely. Phil noted that from wheels down
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  to walking out, the exit took 20 minutes. 20 minutes?
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  That's unheard of. It's calm, it's efficient, it's
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  a beautiful introduction to the country.
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  And getting to the city. Here is the first logistics tip.
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  Take the shuttle bus. There are shuttle vans waiting
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  right there. It's about $5 euro to $9
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  depending on the company. Do not take a taxi unless you've
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  pre booked a fixed rate. Why is it unsafe?
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  No, not unsafe at all, but they have been known to price gouge
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  tourists. A ride that should be 30 euro
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  suddenly become 60s because traffic was bad or it's the
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  weekend rate. Just take the shuttle.
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  Good to know. And once you're in Yojana, it's
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  often called the living room of Europe.
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  It's a very apartment nickname. The center is completely
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  pedestrianized, no cars. So what do you hear?
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  You just hear footsteps, the clinking of glasses from cafes
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  and the river Juba Lineko flowing through the middle.
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  It's incredibly green, weeping willows everywhere, dragging
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  their leaves in the water. It's just calm.
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  The architecture is mentioned a lot in the notes.
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  This guy, Georges Pletchnik. He is the architect who
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  basically designed the modern identity of the city.
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  His style is whimsical. Whimsical.
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  Yeah, it's not the grand imposing imperial architecture
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  of Vienna. It's more human scale.
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  You have bridges decorated with Dragons, weird little pyramids,
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  pillars that don't seem to support anything.
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  It feels almost like a fantasy set that sounds.
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  Lovely. But even here, in this peaceful
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  living room, the price shock lurks.
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  The coffee index. It's always the coffee index.
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  Phil sat down by the riverbank for a cappuccino.
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  In his mind he's in the Balkan, so he's expecting to pay maybe
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  1.50. And the reality?
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  3.880. Ouch, that stings a little.
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  It's not Paris prices, but for long time travelers to the
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  region it's a bit of a shock. However, the safety assessment
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  is glowing. This is something the family
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  profile loved. Incredibly safe.
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  The city feels gentle. The biggest threat is literally
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  tripping over cobblestones. No joke.
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  That's a good problem to. Have it really is.
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  It sets a tone of relaxation that makes the rest of the trip,
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  specifically the crowded parts, feel even more jarring by
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  comparison. Let's talk about the food
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  deeper. We mentioned the costs, but
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  let's talk about the soul of the food, because our source, H the
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  romantic, had some strong feelings here.
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  This is where we see that dichotomy between hospitality
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  and transactions. It's so clear.
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  The best moment of the entire trip wasn't in a Michelin star
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  restaurant, it was in Gori Jicabruda.
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  Paint the scene for us. So Gori Jicabruda is a wine
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  region right up against the Italian border.
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  It's often compared to Tuscany, but Wilder, less manicured.
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  H is driving through, gets a bit lost and sees a small hand
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  painted sign for wine. No reservation, no tour booking.
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  No reservation, just knocks on a door.
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  An old man opens up. He speaks no English, age speaks
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  no Slovenian, and in most tourist destinations the door
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  would close or they'd point to AQR code to book a tour.
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  Right book online. But not here, no.
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  The man waves him in. They end up sitting in the
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  cellar for three hours. The man is slicing prosciutto
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  that he cured himself. It's hanging from the ceiling
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  and they are drinking Regula. Explain Regula.
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  I've heard it's a polarizing wine.
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  It is. It's the indigenous grape of the
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  region and they make it in the traditional way.
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  Skin contact. So it's an amber or orange wine.
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  It doesn't taste like a crisp Pinot Grigio.
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  What does it taste? Like H described it as tasting
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  like dried apricots and stones. Tastes like Stones is such a
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  wine nerd description but I feel like I can taste it.
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  It speaks to the minerality, but the key here is that this wasn't
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  a transaction. H tried to pay and the man waved
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  it off, maybe took €10 for a bottle to go.
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  That experience is what people are chasing when they go to
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  Europe. And you can still find it.
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  You can still find it in Slovenia, but you have to go to
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  the edges like Pruda, you have to get off the main path.
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  Contrast that with the disappointment, the famous Lake
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  Bled cream cake, the Carmenita. I feel like I'm committing
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  heresy here, but the verdict from our sources is brutal.
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  The notes call it a soggy block of sugar and custard.
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  It's harsh, but it's accurate for the mass produced version
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  you get by the lake. Look, the original recipe I'm
• 18:24
  sure is great, but when you are churning out 5000 slices a day
• 18:28
  for bus tours, quality suffers. It's inevitable.
• 18:32
  The pastry gets soggy sitting in the fridge, the custard is
• 18:34
  stiff. It's just sad.
• 18:38
  And the Christ. €7.00 a slice. It is the definition of a
• 18:41
  tourist trap. You go, you take the photo of
• 18:43
  the cake with the lake in the background.
• 18:45
  You take one bite and you regret it.
• 18:47
  So what's the alternative? What should you eat instead?
• 18:50
  The source suggests the Apple strudel is the superior choice.
• 18:54
  Always bet on the strudel in that part of the world or the
• 18:57
  protic of the net role. Much more authentic.
• 18:59
  OK, we need to get into the traps because Phil, our
• 19:02
  pragmatist, identified some logistical nightmares that can
• 19:04
  ruin your trip if you aren't prepared.
• 19:06
  Yes, and these aren't just it costs a lot.
• 19:08
  These are. You will get fine.
• 19:10
  Correct. These are financial penalties
• 19:12
  waiting to happen. Let's start with trap #one the
• 19:16
  even yet. This sounds like a sci-fi
• 19:18
  villain. It's the highway toll system and
• 19:20
  for listeners used to the US or France, where you stop at a
• 19:22
  booth and pay cash or tap a card, Slovenia doesn't do that.
• 19:27
  There are no booths at all. No booths.
• 19:29
  You don't pay on the road. It is a fully digital
• 19:32
  enforcement system. It's essentially A surveillance
• 19:34
  net over the highway. You drive onto the highway at
• 19:37
  130 kilometers per hour and cameras scan your license plate.
• 19:41
  So if you just drive in from Italy or Austria thinking, oh
• 19:43
  I'll pay at the exit, you've already messed up.
• 19:46
  You have already committed the violation the moment your tire
• 19:49
  hits the asphalt without that digital registration in the
• 19:52
  database, the system flags you. You're caught.
• 19:54
  And the fine isn't a slap on the wrist.
• 19:57
  It's punitive, it can range up to €300 and they are very good
• 20:01
  at collecting it from rental agencies who will then tack on
• 20:04
  their own administrative fee. That is a trip ruining fine.
• 20:07
  A 300 surprise. And it happens to tourists
• 20:10
  constantly. The fix is so simple.
• 20:12
  Biweekly pass online. It's about 16 heroes while you
• 20:16
  are still sitting on your couch at home before you even leave
• 20:18
  for the airport. O just do it in advance.
• 20:20
  Just but your late number in, pay the 16 and forget about it.
• 20:24
  It's the cheapest insurance you will ever buy.
• 20:26
  OK, what's trap #two? Parking at Bled.
• 20:29
  Oh boy. This is a classic supply and
• 20:31
  demand failure in July and August.
• 20:33
  The parking lots and bled are full by 8:30 AM eight. 30 AM.
• 20:38
  That's vacation time. I'm still eating my farm yogurt.
• 20:40
  If you arrive at 10 AM expecting to park near the lake, you are
• 20:44
  delusional. You will spend an hour circling,
• 20:46
  getting more and more frustrated.
• 20:48
  And if you try to park illegally on a grass verge?
• 20:51
  Aggressive tone mowing and immediate fines.
• 20:53
  The locals are tired of cars blocking their driveways and I
• 20:56
  don't blame them. So what's the fix?
• 20:58
  What do you do? Park outside the town, there are
• 21:00
  shuttle lots. Or better yet, stay in a village
• 21:03
  10 kilometers away and take the bus in.
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  Do not try to bring your car to the Lakeshore.
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  It is a losing battle. You will lose.
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  Got it Trap Hashtag 3 the Sunday shutdown.
• 21:12
  This catches Americans off guard.
• 21:14
  Especially Slovenia has strict labor laws regarding Sunday
• 21:17
  work. Most grocery stores and shops
• 21:19
  are closed on Sundays. Completely closed, Like not just
• 21:22
  reduced hours. Doors locked?
• 21:24
  Yeah. Lights off, Closed.
• 21:26
  So if you're planning a big hike on Sunday and you didn't buy
• 21:29
  water or sandwich supplies on Saturday?
• 21:31
  You are hungry or you are buying really overpriced sad snacks at
• 21:35
  a gas station which are the only things allowed to be open.
• 21:39
  I see a note here from Phil. Let me guess, it's about
• 21:41
  croissants. Phil's log has a very sad entry
• 21:44
  about eating stale gas station croissants for lunch on a Sunday
• 21:48
  because he forgot to shop. I can feel the sadness.
• 21:50
  Don't be Phil. Don't be Phil Trab hashtag 4 The
• 21:54
  thick walls myth. This is about accommodation and
• 21:56
  climate change. We talk about farm stays being
• 21:59
  great, but many of them and many older hotels do not have air
• 22:03
  conditioning. But it's the Alps, it's supposed
• 22:05
  to be cool, right? Not in July 2026.
• 22:08
  Summers are regularly hitting 35° C That's 95° of Mayan.
• 22:12
  And the host will tell you, oh don't worry, the house has thick
• 22:15
  stone walls. It stays cool.
• 22:17
  Him does it. It stays cool for the first day
• 22:19
  of a heat wave. By day three, that stone absorbs
• 22:22
  the heat and turns into a pizza oven.
• 22:24
  Oh no, it radiates heat all night.
• 22:27
  If you are someone who needs a cool room to sleep, you must
• 22:29
  verify AC specifically. Do not assume Alpine means cool.
• 22:33
  OK, let's talk about the main attraction, nature.
• 22:37
  Because despite the parking wars, people go for the
• 22:39
  outdoors. But there's a paradox here.
• 22:42
  The paradox of solitude. The social media lie.
• 22:46
  The drone shots they suggest you will be alone on a misty
• 22:49
  mountain. The reality in the hubs is
• 22:52
  motorcycle convoys and diesel buses.
• 22:55
  So let's use an example Vint Gargorge.
• 22:57
  This was listed as a major disappointment in the logs.
• 23:00
  This is the prime example of Disney orification.
• 23:03
  It's a beautiful gorge, turquoise water, vertical walls.
• 23:07
  They've built this amazing wooden walkway that's bolted
• 23:10
  into the Cliff. The visuals are stunning.
• 23:12
  Sounds amazing, what's the catch?
• 23:14
  The experience? It's a conveyor belt.
• 23:16
  You are in a single file line with hundreds of other people.
• 23:19
  You are moving at the speed of the slowest Walker in front of
• 23:22
  you. Can you stop to take a photo?
• 23:23
  If you stop, you block the 50 people behind you who will give
• 23:26
  you dirty looks. And here's the kicker, you are
• 23:29
  wearing a mandatory hard hat. Wait, everyone is wearing hard
• 23:32
  hats like we're on a construction site?
• 23:33
  Yes, for safety against falling rocks, which is understandable,
• 23:38
  but psychologically it just ruins the vibe.
• 23:40
  You look around and see a sea of yellow plastic helmets.
• 23:43
  That does not sound like commuting with nature.
• 23:46
  Phil said he felt like he was queuing for a ride at Six Flags,
• 23:49
  not exploring nature. That is the opposite of the
• 23:52
  hidden gem dream. But then you have the triumph,
• 23:55
  the reishi pass. Now this is where Slovenia
• 23:58
  redeems itself. This is the highest mountain
• 24:00
  pass in the country. It connects the north to the
• 24:03
  South, right through the heart of the Alps.
• 24:05
  Describe the drive. It's intense.
• 24:07
  It's an experience in itself. 50 hairpin turns.
• 24:11
  They are numbered. Turn one turn 2 all the way U to
• 24:14
  the spine of the Julian Alps. It's cobblestoned in some
• 24:17
  corners. It requires your full focus.
• 24:20
  But the reward? At the top, you were surrounded
• 24:22
  by these jagged limestone eaks that look like dragon teeth.
• 24:26
  You can step out of your car and walk 10 minutes in any
• 24:28
  direction, and suddenly the crowds are gone.
• 24:31
  It's just you in the mountains. That's what people are looking
• 24:33
  for. The sources describe eating a
• 24:35
  gas station sandwich while sitting on a rock up there and
• 24:39
  saying you beat any paid view in Bled, hands down.
• 24:42
  That's the H vibe coming through.
• 24:44
  It's free minus the gas. It's raw and it's real.
• 24:48
  But Speaking of real, we need to shift our definition of safety.
• 24:52
  We said humans are safe, but nature in Slovenia has
• 24:55
  biological threats that people, especially from North America,
• 24:59
  underestimate. We need to talk about ticks and
• 25:01
  bears. Let's start with a small 1 pics.
• 25:04
  I feel like every hiker ignores this until it's too late.
• 25:06
  Is it just Lyme disease? We hear about that a lot.
• 25:08
  No, and this is critical in Central Europe and specifically
• 25:12
  Slovenia, the big risk is TBE tick borne encephalitis.
• 25:16
  That sounds significantly worse than Lyme.
• 25:19
  It is. Lyme is bacterial.
• 25:20
  If you catch it early, antibiotics handle it.
• 25:22
  TBE is viral, it attacks the central nervous system.
• 25:25
  It can cause meningitis, brain inflammation.
• 25:28
  It is not something to mess around with.
• 25:30
  There's a vaccine, but most tourists don't get it.
• 25:33
  So what is the protocol? Is it just wear long pants?
• 25:36
  It's chemical warfare. You need picaridin or DEA strong
• 25:40
  repellent and you need to do a full body check every single
• 25:44
  night. If you are hiking in the brush,
• 25:47
  you have to assume you have picked one up.
• 25:48
  OK, moving up the food chain, bears.
• 25:51
  I think a lot of Americans assume European mountains are
• 25:53
  tamed like a manicured park. That is a dangerous assumption.
• 25:57
  Slovenia has one of the highest densities of brown bears in the
• 26:00
  world, specifically in the Kuchevja forests in the South.
• 26:03
  But that's where I'm from. The Alps, right?
• 26:05
  It used to be, but what the 2026 logs are showing is that their
• 26:10
  territory is expanding. They are moving N into the
• 26:13
  Alpine valleys where the tourists are.
• 26:15
  So you're on a hike, you're solo.
• 26:16
  What is the one thing you absolutely should not do?
• 26:19
  Do not wear noise cancelling. Headphones explain the logic
• 26:22
  there. A bear attack in Slovenia is
• 26:24
  almost always a defensive reaction.
• 26:25
  You startled it if you were listening to a podcast, maybe
• 26:29
  this podcast, and you round a blind corner silently, you
• 26:33
  create a surprise encounter. And that's when things go bad.
• 26:35
  That's when they go bad. You want the bear to hear you
• 26:38
  coming 3 minutes before you arrive.
• 26:40
  So silence is actually your enemy here.
• 26:42
  Correct step on twigs. Yeah, Talk to yourself, sing.
• 26:47
  Let the forest know you were there.
• 26:48
  And finally, the weather. It's not just a threat to your
• 26:51
  plans. No, it's a threat to your
• 26:52
  safety. Sudden storms.
• 26:55
  The Julian Alps are notorious for this.
• 26:57
  It could be sunny at noon and hailing with lightning at 12:30.
• 27:00
  And the ground, The limestone gets incredibly slippery when
• 27:03
  wet. The sources mentioned seeing
• 27:05
  tourists in flip flops sliding down trails during a rainstorm.
• 27:09
  It's a rescue waiting to happen. Don't be the flip flop tourist.
• 27:11
  Please just wear trail runners with good grips.
• 27:14
  Not that hard. So we've covered the good, the
• 27:16
  bad and the expensive. We've spent a lot of time
• 27:19
  tearing apart the budget. Let's say I'm listening to this.
• 27:21
  I look at my bank account and I say I can't do €700 for a rental
• 27:25
  car. A very common reaction.
• 27:27
  Where do I go? Give me the 2005 Slovenia
• 27:29
  experience in 2026. The sources offer some great
• 27:32
  pivots if you want the Slovenian vibe but cheaper or Wilder.
• 27:36
  OK, alternative hashtag 1. You want the Alpine lake, but
• 27:39
  you hate the Bled crowds. Go to Lake Bohenge it is.
• 27:42
  It's only 25 minutes away from Bled.
• 27:44
  So close. Why isn't it ruined yet?
• 27:47
  Because it is inside the Triglev National Park, development is
• 27:51
  strictly, strictly restricted. There are no casinos, no massive
• 27:54
  hotels on the water, no castles. It's less of a resort.
• 27:57
  It's Wilder, the water is darker and deeper, the mountains feel
• 28:01
  closer. It feels more serious, in a good
• 28:04
  way. It's for nature lovers, not just
• 28:06
  picture takers. Alternative #two you want the
• 28:09
  German efficiency and clean lakes, but maybe less hype.
• 28:13
  Across the border into Austrian Corinthia Lakes, Lake,
• 28:16
  Millsteader Sea or Whisen Sea. Wait, Austria is cheaper?
• 28:20
  That feels counterintuitive. Austria is supposed to be the
• 28:22
  expensive one. Usually yes, but because Lake
• 28:25
  Bled is a global bucket list item, the hotels there have
• 28:28
  inflated prices artificially. The Austrian lakes are mostly
• 28:32
  for German and Austrian domestic tourism.
• 28:34
  They haven't been hit by the viral hype machine.
• 28:36
  In the same way, no. So you get better
• 28:38
  infrastructure, cleaner beaches, and often better hotel rates
• 28:41
  because you aren't competing with the entire world for A
• 28:43
  room. Alternative hashtag three.
• 28:45
  You want the budget hidden gem that Slovenia used to be?
• 28:49
  The real bargain. You get on a plane and you go
• 28:52
  further South. You go to Lake Orid, N
• 28:55
  Macedonia. This is The Time Machine option.
• 28:57
  It is. It feels like Slovenia 20 years
• 29:00
  ago. Ancient crystal Clearwater
• 29:04
  Profound history tracks beautiful Orthodox churches
• 29:08
  perched on cliffs over the lake. And the budget?
• 29:11
  You can live like a king for €50 a day.
• 29:14
  That's the price of a hostile bed in Neil Dujana.
• 29:16
  Exactly. You can sit down at a lakeside
• 29:18
  restaurant, order a whole grilled trout and a bottle of
• 29:21
  wine and the bill will be 15. But.
• 29:23
  You lose the efficiency, you're trading something.
• 29:25
  You do. The buses might not run on time.
• 29:27
  The roads might have potholes. You were trading convenience for
• 29:30
  cost and arguably a more raw kind of authenticity.
• 29:34
  And there was a combo strategy mentioned for the strategic
• 29:37
  traveler. Venice Loop.
• 29:38
  This is the pro move flying to Venice.
• 29:40
  Rent a car there. Italian rentals are often
• 29:43
  cheaper than Slovenian ones. Interesting drive up through
• 29:45
  Uding. Hit the Socha Valley in Slovenia
• 29:48
  for the incredible nature, skip Bled entirely, go to the wine
• 29:51
  region Bruta and loop back to Italy.
• 29:53
  So you get the best of both worlds.
• 29:55
  You get the best food, the best wine, and you avoid the worst
• 29:58
  tourist traps. That sounds like a fantastic
• 30:00
  trip. OK, let's bring it home.
• 30:02
  We have the verdict matrix. We're going to look at different
• 30:05
  traveler profiles and decide, is Slovenia worth it in 2026?
• 30:09
  That's good. Profile 1 The Backpacker budget
• 30:12
  under €80 a day. Verdict and no.
• 30:16
  Hard no, no wiggle. Room, it's just too hard without
• 30:19
  a car. You miss the best parts.
• 30:21
  The hostels are overpriced. You will spend your whole trip
• 30:24
  stressing about money eating bakery snacks.
• 30:27
  Go to Albania or Bosnia, you'll have a much better time for your
• 30:31
  money. Profile to the mid range.
• 30:33
  Couple budget around €251 a day total.
• 30:37
  Verdict. Yes, a strong yes.
• 30:40
  This feels like the target audience now.
• 30:41
  It is the sweet spot. You can afford the rental car,
• 30:43
  you can stay in those incredible farm stays.
• 30:45
  You can buy the wine directly from the maker.
• 30:47
  Just, and this is key, avoid July and August if you can.
• 30:50
  Go on the shoulder season. Go in late September.
• 30:52
  The water is still warm enough to swim in, but the crowds are
• 30:55
  half the size and the prices drop a little.
• 30:56
  Profile 3 The family kids under 12.
• 30:59
  Verdict yes. Another strong yes.
• 31:01
  Why? What makes it great for
• 31:03
  families? Safety.
• 31:05
  It is incredibly safe. It is clean, you don't have to
• 31:07
  worry about the tap water or food hygiene, and kids love it.
• 31:10
  They love the caves. Bo Sojna cave specifically has a
• 31:13
  little train that goes inside. That sounds cool.
• 31:15
  Castles are everywhere. It feels like a fairy tale, but
• 31:19
  you must book six months ahead. Family rooms and farm stays with
• 31:23
  apartments vanish first. And finally, profile.
• 31:26
  For the luxury traveler, money is no object.
• 31:30
  Verdict. Absolutely, without a doubt.
• 31:32
  Why is it so good for them? Because the quality is world
• 31:35
  class, the food, the wine, the Wellness resorts and you get it
• 31:39
  without the snobbery you might find in some other traditional
• 31:42
  luxury destinations like France or parts of Italy.
• 31:45
  It is high quality, but it's friendly and unpretentious.
• 31:48
  So the final consensus. What's the one line summary?
• 31:51
  Slovenia is worth it if you shift your mindset.
• 31:54
  You have to treat it as a premium Alpine destination like
• 31:56
  Switzerland or Austria. Not a budget destination.
• 31:59
  If you go expecting a bargain, you will be bitter.
• 32:02
  If you go expecting quality and are willing to pay for it, you
• 32:04
  will be delighted. And you have to work a little
• 32:06
  harder to find the magic. The magic is still there.
• 32:10
  The silence in the mountains, the apricot wine, that old man
• 32:13
  in the cellar. But you have to drive 20 minutes
• 32:15
  away from the church on the lake to find it.
• 32:17
  It's not handed to you on a platter anymore.
• 32:19
  That's the take away. The fairy tale isn't ruined, but
• 32:22
  the bargain is gone. And here is a thought to leave
• 32:24
  you with. Go on.
• 32:26
  If a destination becomes so popular that you have to wear a
• 32:28
  hard hat and stand at a single file line to see a river, have
• 32:32
  you actually seen nature or have you just consumed it like a
• 32:37
  product? That's going to stick with me
• 32:39
  next time I'm queuing for review.
• 32:40
  As it should. I think it's a question we all
• 32:43
  need to ask ourselves. Watch your budget.
• 32:45
  Avoid the cream cake. And eat the patica instead.
• 32:48
  Which kind? Ideally the walnut one.
• 32:50
  It's the classic. Thanks for deep diving with us.
• 32:52
  We'll see you on the next one.