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- 0:00Speaker 1: And some donkey today is just so Charlotte, May I
- 0:08Speaker 1: never read.
- 0:11Speaker 2: Again? Charlotte, Yes, Donkey Today for Wednesday, February seventh goes
- 0:24Speaker 2: to a South Carolina man named Jonathan Perry slut to
- 0:26Speaker 2: my beautiful home state of South Carolina, dropping the clues
- 0:29Speaker 2: bombs for South Carolina.
- 0:31Speaker 1: We don't always get it right. We're not perfect, We're
- 0:33Speaker 1: not nowhere near as crazy as Florida in the Bronx,
- 0:35Speaker 1: but we have our moments, and today is one of
- 0:37Speaker 1: our moments. See, Jonathan Perry is just a fool, a
- 0:41Speaker 1: fool in love so he thinks you know. So he
- 0:44Speaker 1: thinks you know. What Jonathan really desires is control, and
- 0:47Speaker 1: he's the worst kind of human because he believes that
- 0:49Speaker 1: the woman he is in love with is his. And
- 0:51Speaker 1: what happens in situations like that is men think, if
- 0:54Speaker 1: I can't have you, nobody can. So he devised these
- 0:56Speaker 1: crazy ass plans in their head to be with their
- 0:58Speaker 1: women forever. Usually leads to women getting killed. Thankfully, this
- 1:02Speaker 1: situation didn't end in death. But the reason we are
- 1:05Speaker 1: here is because of the stupidity of the criminals. See
- 1:08Speaker 1: Jonathan decided to kidnap his on again off again girlfriend.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Let the record show that if your boyfriend ever kidnaps you,
- 1:15Speaker 1: then it validates all the times you called it off. Okay,
- 1:18Speaker 1: you were correct. See The Georgetown County Sheriff's Office responded
- 1:21Speaker 1: to a domestic related call and while they were en route,
- 1:24Speaker 1: the call has said the victim had been taken against
- 1:26Speaker 1: her will by a whole grown ass forty two year
- 1:29Speaker 1: old man named Jonathan Perry. Now the headline of this
- 1:31Speaker 1: story kills me. It says suspect donned mask and a
- 1:35Speaker 1: camouflage vest with his name on it to kidnap his
- 1:39Speaker 1: on again, off again girlfriend. He had a mask on
- 1:42Speaker 1: in a camouflage vest with his name on it to
- 1:44Speaker 1: kidnap his on again, off again girlfriend. Let's go to
- 1:47Speaker 1: WCBD News for more details.
- 1:49Speaker 3: Please town A man was arrested for dragging a woman
- 1:52Speaker 3: out of her home and kidnapping her. Georgetown County Sheriff's
- 1:55Speaker 3: Office says it got a call around five Saturday morning
- 1:57Speaker 3: to a home on County Line Road. This is after
- 2:00Speaker 3: getting a call that Jonathan Perry hold a woman from
- 2:03Speaker 3: her home and forced her to go with him. Deputy
- 2:06Speaker 3: say they found a woman in a swampy area in
- 2:08Speaker 3: Williamsburg County, and she should be okay. As for Perry,
- 2:12Speaker 3: he's forty two from Chesney, South Carolina in the Upstate.
- 2:15Speaker 3: He faces a slew of charges, including kidnapping and weapon charges.
- 2:20Speaker 3: Perry is being held on bond at the Georgetown County
- 2:22Speaker 3: Detention Center.
- 2:23Speaker 1: Lord Have mercy, Georgetown. This man had a mask on
- 2:26Speaker 1: and a camouflage vest with his name on it to
- 2:29Speaker 1: kidnap his on again, off again girlfriend. You're not fooling,
- 2:33Speaker 1: no damn body. Okay. The only woman in the history
- 2:35Speaker 1: of life who got fooled by her man in the
- 2:38Speaker 1: disguise was Lois Lane. Okay. Clark Kent's secret identity was
- 2:42Speaker 1: a pair of prescription reading glasses the can you can
- 2:45Speaker 1: buy buy one, get one free from any drug store.
- 2:47Speaker 1: He should have bought Lois some so she could properly see,
- 2:50Speaker 1: because clearly she couldn't. Okay. Lois Lane was around Superman
- 2:53Speaker 1: and Clark Kent and never recognized they was the same person, really,
- 2:57Speaker 1: Jonathan Perry, and was that thought his girlfriend was a
- 2:59Speaker 1: stud with his lowest Lane And just like Superman, Jonathan
- 3:02Speaker 1: had his name on his shirt. Okay, who did you
- 3:05Speaker 1: think you was fooling?
- 3:06Speaker 4: All right?
- 3:06Speaker 1: I'm talking to Jonathan and Superman right now. Now, just hilarious.
- 3:11Speaker 1: If your boyfriend put on a mask and a camouflage
- 3:14Speaker 1: vest with his name on it, would you know it
- 3:16Speaker 1: was him? Absolutely?
- 3:18Speaker 4: I see you. The mask, don't make you invisible? Okay,
- 3:20Speaker 4: Like what like I know and then I.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Know it's building.
- 3:23Speaker 2: He's tall.
- 3:23Speaker 4: I know everything from them locks and brought shoulders, the
- 3:25Speaker 4: big feet, like I know everything.
- 3:26Speaker 1: His voice, I'm sure Mexican very much, Yes, yes, like yeah,
- 3:30Speaker 1: what's what's going on? Okay? Okay? So what could a
- 3:32Speaker 1: man dress up as in order to trick a woman?
- 3:36Speaker 1: A Llowyer nigga jesus, A nigga with a job. If
- 3:40Speaker 1: you come home with an uniform, it's oh, what are
- 3:42Speaker 1: you going?
- 3:42Speaker 4: What's up?
- 3:43Speaker 1: You know?
- 3:45Speaker 4: A nigga that's not trying to be a rapper. I
- 3:46Speaker 4: don't see those too much. A nigga who ain't got
- 3:49Speaker 4: no podcast, you know, trying to tell a woman how
- 3:52Speaker 4: to live their life. It's a couple of things. A
- 3:54Speaker 4: nigga with disguise and fool me.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Oh yeah all that. Yeah. He's being charged with a
- 3:58Speaker 1: kidnapping Jonathan, his possession of a weapon during a violent crime,
- 4:02Speaker 1: and malicious injury to personal property. I must say he
- 4:05Speaker 1: earned every one of those charges, and he also earned
- 4:08Speaker 1: the credit he deserves for being stupid. Please let bring
- 4:11Speaker 1: me ma give Jonathan Perry the biggest he haw hee.
- 4:14Speaker 3: Ha he ha, you stupid mother?
- 4:17Speaker 1: Are you dumb? Strange scrange world we live in, y'all?
- 4:21Speaker 4: That's crazy? And then nine times out of sense, she
- 4:23Speaker 4: probably bought the vest had his name on it, Like what.
- 4:27Speaker 1: She bought it for? She's the one took it to
- 4:28Speaker 1: the store to get his name on it, right, Like,
- 4:30Speaker 1: what are you kidnapping? Like she your girlfriend? Ten dollars
- 4:34Speaker 1: of letter? Jonathan Okay in twenty thirty forty fifty seasons,
- 4:38Speaker 1: I spent one hundred dollars for his shirt. Hoathan Okay,
- 4:42Speaker 1: I got you this cantflash shirt and got your name
- 4:43Speaker 1: on it.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Ten dollars a letter.
- 4:44Speaker 1: That's one hundred dollars and you kidnapped me. All right, Well,
- 4:49Speaker 1: thank you for that.
- 4:50Speaker 2: Donkey Today, sir, Yes.
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