Latest / The Hauraki Big Show / UNHEARD: Beach Perv
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- 0:00Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
- 0:03Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodal.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Talking Heads Here on the radio.
- 0:08Speaker 3: Hold Anky Big Show this Wednesday evening, and I believe
- 0:11Speaker 3: it's time to give out some advice. Sixteen in touch
- 0:22Speaker 3: with Fels.
- 0:24Speaker 4: Can we can we stop? Maybe we just play this
- 0:28Speaker 4: thing and don't talk over the top of it.
- 0:30Speaker 2: It's just it's just one of those things that you
- 0:32Speaker 2: just have to sing along to give.
- 0:33Speaker 4: If we're not seeing any more, Moggi's going.
- 0:38Speaker 3: Yeah, I know what's going on with Moggie, but I'm
- 0:40Speaker 3: singing a beautifully.
- 0:42Speaker 4: Totally Meet Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com.
- 0:45Speaker 4: It is a real email address. Do get in touch
- 0:47Speaker 4: if you need advice. One hundred percent anonymous, and you
- 0:49Speaker 4: can get yourself a fifty dollars reburg about you?
- 0:51Speaker 2: How good?
- 0:53Speaker 4: Get a feelers. This is from anonymous.
- 0:55Speaker 5: Yeah, your dirty laundry on here. You'll give you a
- 0:57Speaker 5: fifty dollars reburg about you.
- 0:59Speaker 4: You do laundry, We'll give you burgers.
- 1:04Speaker 5: Take less in your gob and shout it.
- 1:05Speaker 4: This is from anonymous. Get a Fiella's and Jason, I
- 1:10Speaker 4: don't know why separated you. Yeah, that's that's weird.
- 1:13Speaker 2: Well I am pretty special.
- 1:15Speaker 4: That's true. My wife says that I find myself in
- 1:19Speaker 4: a work conundrum Recently. They've been working into the absolute backbone,
- 1:23Speaker 4: and I'm at the point of physical exhaustion. I considered
- 1:26Speaker 4: calling in Sect tomorrow to extend out my weekend, but
- 1:29Speaker 4: felt the tug of the moral compass and was concerned
- 1:32Speaker 4: about work being done. A meeting today then concluded that
- 1:35Speaker 4: there wasn't actually much for me to do tomorrow anyway.
- 1:38Speaker 4: So now it seems like I have been given an
- 1:39Speaker 4: absolute setter on the moral compass front.
- 1:42Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:42Speaker 4: Do I take a seci knowing work will be fine?
- 1:45Speaker 4: Or do I just shut up and get on with it?
- 1:49Speaker 4: Cheer is anonymous and this like physical exhaustion man?
- 1:52Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely?
- 1:57Speaker 4: Or do you be upfront with it honest?
- 1:58Speaker 5: No, We've got a certain amountind of sick days available
- 2:02Speaker 5: to you, I imagine, Yes, exactly right, and so they
- 2:04Speaker 5: are there to be used. You feel physically exhausted fair enough? Yeah,
- 2:09Speaker 5: I mean by all means, I mean there will let
- 2:11Speaker 5: down your workmates, you know, right when they need you,
- 2:14Speaker 5: right when you at the finish line.
- 2:16Speaker 4: Bag of then turn up.
- 2:18Speaker 5: At work even though there's nothing for you to do tomorrow.
- 2:22Speaker 5: You can turn up and do nothing and get paid
- 2:24Speaker 5: for it and just be there to support your mate.
- 2:26Speaker 4: But all good, Well, hang on because it sounds like
- 2:28Speaker 4: they've been really pushing them hard.
- 2:30Speaker 5: You know, the work mats or the bosses. This is
- 2:32Speaker 5: the thing you're going to punish your workmates for the
- 2:34Speaker 5: position the.
- 2:35Speaker 2: Boss rates sod the workmates?
- 2:38Speaker 5: What's sode?
- 2:38Speaker 2: Short for sod the workmates?
- 2:41Speaker 4: Hang on?
- 2:42Speaker 2: I just go and short for it's about what he
- 2:45Speaker 2: wants to do.
- 2:48Speaker 4: I don't think you can do that and don out
- 2:50Speaker 4: their permission.
- 2:51Speaker 2: Just go for it, man, life's short.
- 2:53Speaker 3: The biggest regret that people have when they done before
- 2:56Speaker 3: they die is the biggest regret that they have is
- 2:59Speaker 3: that they work to him and I agree with that.
- 3:03Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't take time out and take take time
- 3:06Speaker 2: to enjoy life.
- 3:07Speaker 4: You're not worried that you work too much? Are you?
- 3:10Speaker 2: Oh? Hell?
- 3:11Speaker 4: No?
- 3:11Speaker 5: Okay, good, You've got an unquenchable thirst for work.
- 3:16Speaker 2: I do, I do. And but just like the moral
- 3:19Speaker 2: compass though you.
- 3:21Speaker 3: Know, it's a legit thing where you go, oh god,
- 3:24Speaker 3: my daughters are like that too. Oh dad, I'm not
- 3:26Speaker 3: feeling great, but I feel bad about leaving work and
- 3:28Speaker 3: I'm like, no, just leave, just do it.
- 3:31Speaker 4: So you're the guy that's been like, sod your moral values, yes,
- 3:34Speaker 4: and just do what's best for you.
- 3:36Speaker 2: Yeah, totally man, and sod your workmates.
- 3:40Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
- 3:44Speaker 3: Faith No More There on the Radio Holarkey Big Show.
- 3:48Speaker 2: This Monday afternoon.
- 3:49Speaker 3: Now fellas made a lovely weekend with my wife and
- 3:54Speaker 3: yesterday we decided to go to the beach and.
- 3:59Speaker 2: And the tide was right.
- 4:02Speaker 3: It was about midday and it was a high tide,
- 4:06Speaker 3: which means that we could go for a swim. And
- 4:07Speaker 3: I said to my wife, let's go for a swim.
- 4:10Speaker 3: And so we went to our little local beach which
- 4:12Speaker 3: is very picturesque. I'm not going to name it because
- 4:15Speaker 3: I don't want other filth going there and annoying me.
- 4:19Speaker 3: But things turned very sexy very quickly. Picture if you will,
- 4:29Speaker 3: Hoidy Jane his beach shorts. Nothing else on fields, just.
- 4:35Speaker 4: That your togs.
- 4:36Speaker 3: Yeah, and my wife went, whoa, you already got a
- 4:41Speaker 3: golf tan going on there?
- 4:44Speaker 4: What was she wearing?
- 4:46Speaker 3: So my pendulous white breasts juxtaposed against my bronze Marbley
- 4:53Speaker 3: arms and withered pins. Anyway, we went for a swim
- 4:59Speaker 3: and it was very nice, very nice.
- 5:01Speaker 2: A few cold currants underneath. Got out, was dripping wet.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Toweled myself off and I laid down. To my left.
- 5:13Speaker 3: A young couple, very cool, very sort of pugs and
- 5:19Speaker 3: kind of age and similarly, well, I was going to say,
- 5:26Speaker 3: similarly with weird crazy tad action going on, and I went, God,
- 5:31Speaker 3: pugs would love these people.
- 5:33Speaker 4: How far away were they?
- 5:34Speaker 2: They are probably about.
- 5:38Speaker 3: And they had a little shelter out like a shade,
- 5:40Speaker 3: but it was open on both sides, so I could
- 5:42Speaker 3: see right in there. And I've got to say things
- 5:47Speaker 3: got very sexy between the two of them, very quick.
- 5:49Speaker 3: And I'm not joking. They broke out the old baby
- 5:53Speaker 3: oil and she was giving him a real good rub down.
- 5:57Speaker 4: I don't think it was suntan lotion.
- 5:59Speaker 2: No, it wasn't some ten lotion.
- 6:00Speaker 4: It was oil, and she was rubbing him down.
- 6:02Speaker 3: She was rubbing him down, and it was getting I
- 6:05Speaker 3: had to look away, right.
- 6:07Speaker 4: Because because your wife was watching you.
- 6:11Speaker 3: On the other side, there was a woman about my age,
- 6:17Speaker 3: thirty nine, thirty.
- 6:18Speaker 2: Nine, i'd say, about thirty thirty forties.
- 6:23Speaker 3: Who was sunbathing topless, right, And can I say no,
- 6:30Speaker 3: I can't.
- 6:32Speaker 2: But let's just say no, I can't say that.
- 6:36Speaker 4: He's going to say she had large busies, she.
- 6:39Speaker 3: Hit a heavy buzzy yeah, m but to her credit,
- 6:45Speaker 3: she was and she looked like the sort of person.
- 6:46Speaker 2: That tanned all the time, had a dark, darkn holiday.
- 6:51Speaker 2: But she was lying on his stomach, and so that.
- 6:53Speaker 5: Was I'm furious, absolutely seething, were you?
- 6:58Speaker 3: And so occasionally though, she would sort of say that,
- 7:01Speaker 3: and I'd be just inadvertently looking that way, sure, and
- 7:05Speaker 3: I'd be like, god, gere's a heavy bosom, and then
- 7:08Speaker 3: I look away, saying that no, she she was unaware
- 7:13Speaker 3: of these things going on.
- 7:14Speaker 2: And then so I'd look away, and then my shop
- 7:17Speaker 2: turned to my list. Yes, just in time, just in
- 7:20Speaker 2: time to see the young couple getting even more into it,
- 7:24Speaker 2: you know, the oil, like she was.
- 7:26Speaker 3: Squirting it on the oil, the oil. You know, let's
- 7:31Speaker 3: not have another one of those. And it got to
- 7:34Speaker 3: the point where I didn't know it a lock fell.
- 7:36Speaker 3: I mean, I know there's a bit of a joke
- 7:38Speaker 3: that floats around the place that old Hoidy j is
- 7:40Speaker 3: a bit of a PERV couldn't be further from the truth.
- 7:44Speaker 5: You sort of bag it up because were they both
- 7:45Speaker 5: there when you arrived. They were both there, and you
- 7:48Speaker 5: bagging it up by sitting in the middle. Because now
- 7:51Speaker 5: you're looking left and right like you're a You're at Wimbledon,
- 7:54Speaker 5: aren't you? Like I should have done was just said
- 7:56Speaker 5: on one side or the other, so you could just
- 7:58Speaker 5: look at this and then look past the other one,
- 8:00Speaker 5: back and forth and back and forth. But you're not
- 8:03Speaker 5: moving your head around of making things obvious.
- 8:06Speaker 2: Well, what ended up.
- 8:06Speaker 3: Happening is I'd have to just stare straight out to sea, right.
- 8:11Speaker 6: Ah.
- 8:11Speaker 7: You've always struggled with those to the front because, as
- 8:15Speaker 7: I say, to my right was a heavy bosom, yeah,
- 8:18Speaker 7: and to my left heavy pitting, heavy pitting, yeah, disgraceful,
- 8:23Speaker 7: heavy pitting.
- 8:24Speaker 4: So you chose this beach, right?
- 8:26Speaker 2: I chose this?
- 8:28Speaker 4: Is it because it's close to your house? Or is
- 8:30Speaker 4: it because of all the stuff that goes on there?
- 8:33Speaker 3: Why?
- 8:33Speaker 4: How far away from your house is it?
- 8:35Speaker 5: Why?
- 8:35Speaker 2: Twenty minutes? Yeah. I had to go and have a
- 8:40Speaker 2: swim in the end, just to cool off, if you
- 8:41Speaker 2: know what I mean.
- 8:42Speaker 5: Ah.
- 8:43Speaker 2: Yeah, And then I.
- 8:44Speaker 3: Was in the beat was in the water, and I
- 8:46Speaker 3: could see both of them from the water.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Yeah, so I couldn't leave the water. You know what
- 8:52Speaker 2: I mean?
- 8:52Speaker 5: Was that Jase?
- 8:57Speaker 2: Well, I could see both of them. Mode.
- 8:59Speaker 4: Why can't you leave water? Why did you have to
- 9:00Speaker 4: stay under the water?
- 9:01Speaker 5: I just oh, hang on a minute day.
- 9:06Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 9:09Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodarkey Faith.
- 9:12Speaker 3: No More There on the Radio Hot Archy Big Show
- 9:15Speaker 3: this Thursday evening. By the way, send you texts in
- 9:18Speaker 3: on three four eight three for what's on the dinner
- 9:22Speaker 3: with me? Kee?
- 9:23Speaker 4: It's we do now on Tuesday and Thursday.
- 9:25Speaker 2: What do you mean a mogie Tuesdays and Thursdays?
- 9:29Speaker 3: Everyone that sends in a text on three four eight
- 9:31Speaker 3: three for what's on the dinner with me? Kezy goes
- 9:34Speaker 3: in the draw, by the way for a fifty dollars
- 9:37Speaker 3: reburg about you.
- 9:38Speaker 4: We've got to start discussing when we're going to plug
- 9:41Speaker 4: what's on the dinner. Because I didn't know this was
- 9:42Speaker 4: going to happen. I have not prepped for the sea.
- 9:44Speaker 2: I gotta pray you don't have to be people seeing
- 9:46Speaker 2: in this stuff. And then you read it.
- 9:48Speaker 4: It's not that easy, Jason. I wish it was that easy. God,
- 9:51Speaker 4: I do it every day. What I was going to
- 9:54Speaker 4: talk about here was went to that theater show on
- 9:58Speaker 4: Tuesday night. Yes, Christmas, Carol, very good show. It's on
- 10:01Speaker 4: for another few days. Really didn't understand a few things.
- 10:05Speaker 4: The main one was at the end of the show,
- 10:09Speaker 4: the cast are all there, and then they come out
- 10:11Speaker 4: together and they each bow one by one and sort
- 10:14Speaker 4: of gesture to one another, and then they all hold
- 10:17Speaker 4: hands bow together the ensemble, the ensemble at the theater,
- 10:23Speaker 4: and then they walk off stage, and then five seconds
- 10:28Speaker 4: later they walk back out on stage and then bow again.
- 10:33Speaker 4: But sort of like, what what is that? Like a tradition?
- 10:35Speaker 4: What is that?
- 10:37Speaker 3: Well, it is a tradition, and it's also often depending
- 10:40Speaker 3: on what kind of reaction they've got.
- 10:42Speaker 4: Yes, that was a great reaction, everyone loved it.
- 10:43Speaker 2: Well, then there you go.
- 10:45Speaker 3: Generally, if you if you had a shitter and there
- 10:47Speaker 3: was a few splattering, sort of claps, spit of coughing,
- 10:51Speaker 3: you wouldn't come back on for a second encore.
- 10:54Speaker 5: The sound of cheers scraping the ground. Yeah, yeah, Well,
- 10:58Speaker 5: there's a couple of things geez. The one is well,
- 11:01Speaker 5: first of all, when you tell somebody to break a leg,
- 11:04Speaker 5: what that means is at the end when you bow.
- 11:07Speaker 5: That is when you're breaking your leg, when you're bending
- 11:09Speaker 5: your knee. So the idea is that you hope that
- 11:12Speaker 5: the show is so good that you get an opportunity
- 11:14Speaker 5: to bow at.
- 11:15Speaker 4: The end, right, okay.
- 11:16Speaker 5: So there's two things going on. One is the audience
- 11:19Speaker 5: gets an opportunity to say thank you to the performers,
- 11:22Speaker 5: but also the performers with the bow giving up. It's
- 11:24Speaker 5: them saying thank you to the audience for sharing their attention,
- 11:29Speaker 5: being present and and just turning up for the show.
- 11:31Speaker 4: Yeah right, okay. And they also gestured to up to
- 11:34Speaker 4: the back of the doing the light.
- 11:36Speaker 2: Yes, yeah right technicians.
- 11:37Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because that was really interesting. I was, I
- 11:39Speaker 4: just did so that was That's the theater version of
- 11:41Speaker 4: an encore.
- 11:42Speaker 2: Yes.
- 11:42Speaker 4: The other thing too, was in quite a few sand
- 11:45Speaker 4: like stage shows. It's very mellow, dramatic. The acting is
- 11:48Speaker 4: over the top because you might be sitting miles away.
- 11:50Speaker 4: You need to be able to see what they're doing. Yes,
- 11:53Speaker 4: a lot of the sort of character. There was about
- 11:55Speaker 4: seven actors that played all different characters and so you
- 11:59Speaker 4: got are used to the same actors but in different
- 12:01Speaker 4: outfits and stuff, but quite often they'd be in the
- 12:03Speaker 4: background pretending to have conversations with one another. Yeah, is
- 12:07Speaker 4: because I know that there's a rumor that people say watermelon, watermelon,
- 12:09Speaker 4: watermelon because it looks like you're saying something. Yeah, but like,
- 12:13Speaker 4: have you ever done a role like that where you've
- 12:15Speaker 4: had to like pretend to have a conversation with people.
- 12:17Speaker 5: I've only ever been in the lead.
- 12:19Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I mean you've never talked to anyone there.
- 12:27Speaker 5: I mean, I can tell you that watermelon automaton watermelon
- 12:30Speaker 5: is for cameras, so it doesn't apply to theater, right,
- 12:33Speaker 5: But oftentimes it's just people sort of making plans about
- 12:36Speaker 5: what they're going to do that evening, cetera, et cetera.
- 12:39Speaker 3: If I was ever in that scenario, I can tell
- 12:41Speaker 3: you what I was talking about is what I was
- 12:42Speaker 3: going to eat next, right, Okay, you know it's just you,
- 12:46Speaker 3: And often when you're doing a theater production, you're involved
- 12:49Speaker 3: in a passionate affair as well. So you might be
- 12:52Speaker 3: talking to that person saying, so, we are we going
- 12:53Speaker 3: to meet up afterwards?
- 12:54Speaker 2: And did you know.
- 12:57Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, cool, because I didn't think about that, because
- 12:59Speaker 4: you know, you've got to do stage shows to get
- 13:00Speaker 4: quite often the kissing. There's romance, and it must be
- 13:03Speaker 4: so many affairs.
- 13:04Speaker 2: Oh yes, actually, my wife's just signed up to do
- 13:07Speaker 2: a show. Oh really, yeah, yeah, what's it called? Lady Chattels.
- 13:15Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod I.
- 13:19Speaker 3: Flipper there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.
- 13:23Speaker 2: Pugs is back with us again.
- 13:26Speaker 5: It's gone on.
- 13:35Speaker 4: The reason Pugs is it is because we earlier in
- 13:37Speaker 4: the show I talked about we chose our top four
- 13:41Speaker 4: most played songs for the year for each of us.
- 13:44Speaker 4: Our number one was The Throbber. YadA, YadA, YadA. Pugs,
- 13:46Speaker 4: on the other hand, has very different tastes of music
- 13:48Speaker 4: to all of us, and he's got a very interesting
- 13:51Speaker 4: Spotify wrapped. His top four songs are very interesting. Apo.
- 13:55Speaker 6: Yeah, there's quite there's sort of a diverse range there.
- 13:58Speaker 6: I generally I tend to listen to more of music,
- 14:00Speaker 6: not a hell of a lot of classics.
- 14:01Speaker 5: You listen to two songs at once, Yeah, a lot.
- 14:03Speaker 2: Of the time.
- 14:04Speaker 8: A lot of the songs I listen to sound like
- 14:05Speaker 8: two songs at once.
- 14:06Speaker 4: They do off rhythm, and my brain can't compute the Yeah,
- 14:10Speaker 4: come on, guys, he's like, listen to the thing. He's
- 14:13Speaker 4: trying to tap his foot along to it.
- 14:14Speaker 8: It's like Chris has seen that happen.
- 14:16Speaker 5: It's really hard that I've seen that can actually dance
- 14:19Speaker 5: to it. As the content director, Toddy.
- 14:21Speaker 8: Yeah, and I'm playing my songs for Toddy.
- 14:24Speaker 2: All of the time.
- 14:24Speaker 4: It's weird.
- 14:25Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's offbeat. That's what it is.
- 14:29Speaker 3: It's offbeat, and that's actually a very highly sophisticated rhythm.
- 14:33Speaker 4: But the thing with being off me and being sophisticated
- 14:35Speaker 4: is people that know about music, so it's sophisticated, and
- 14:38Speaker 4: then people that listen to music. Though this just sounds weird.
- 14:40Speaker 6: A lot of these songs in this top four you'll
- 14:42Speaker 6: find it are pretty easy to find the beat.
- 14:44Speaker 4: Okay, well, here's here's number four.
- 14:47Speaker 8: To go, number four. This is this is a song
- 14:48Speaker 8: called a Little Bit More.
- 14:49Speaker 6: It's a closing song on I second to closing song
- 14:52Speaker 6: off my favorite album from last year, McGee.
- 15:04Speaker 4: It sounds like a guy taking the past what is
- 15:06Speaker 4: his name?
- 15:06Speaker 5: Mcguin?
- 15:09Speaker 8: It does though, great album chill. I quite like it,
- 15:14Speaker 8: very chill, very chill. He draws a lot from the police.
- 15:17Speaker 4: Number three, so he's a sketch artist for the police.
- 15:20Speaker 4: Yeah what.
- 15:22Speaker 6: No.
- 15:24Speaker 8: Number four was a guy called Mike. He's a rapper, right, okay,
- 15:27Speaker 8: this is called Burning Desire.
- 15:28Speaker 4: There's number three? You mean three? What did I say?
- 15:39Speaker 4: I don't mind that as well?
- 15:40Speaker 8: Mike yea, his name is Mike in Capital Leaders.
- 15:42Speaker 3: Can I just say, fellows, that song was playing when
- 15:44Speaker 3: I walked in on Punk Sam kissing his girlfriend today
- 15:47Speaker 3: in the studios.
- 15:50Speaker 6: Far We're going to take a little bit of a
- 15:53Speaker 6: pivot here for number two. This is a song by
- 15:56Speaker 6: Scrillicks and Space Laces.
- 16:06Speaker 4: Oh god, Oh that's hot garbage, isn't it?
- 16:11Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 16:11Speaker 5: Get the skip from me.
- 16:12Speaker 4: That's someber It sounds like I've walked into a factory
- 16:15Speaker 4: or something, and the.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Singing sounded like one of your rebooger characters.
- 16:19Speaker 6: Yeah, let's why I get the inspiration from scrillic songs. Now,
- 16:22Speaker 6: Number one I got massively stitched up.
- 16:24Speaker 4: Basically, we just play it.
- 16:26Speaker 2: Oh you want me to?
- 16:26Speaker 8: Can I give the context now?
- 16:28Speaker 2: After? Okay?
- 16:30Speaker 4: All right, Here is Pugs's number one one most played song.
- 16:33Speaker 4: Of twenty twenty five, and I had.
- 16:35Speaker 2: Laugh, dam damning.
- 16:47Speaker 5: Can I just say song number one hens love?
- 16:54Speaker 3: It feels more like a Keysy kind of tune, but yeah,
- 16:58Speaker 3: good on you bugs.
- 16:59Speaker 4: Listen.
- 16:59Speaker 6: I'm not going to deny the musical telling of Elvis Prisley,
- 17:02Speaker 6: but I got stitched up there. I was leaving a
- 17:04Speaker 6: bar and I got into my car and I was
- 17:06Speaker 6: sober driving my partner and her friend home, who's an
- 17:09Speaker 6: ex musical theater student who's obsessed with the karaoke song,
- 17:12Speaker 6: which was Joe House Rock. She sang it three times
- 17:14Speaker 6: in the car in a row, and then I ended
- 17:17Speaker 6: up in my on repeat playlist, right shuffle, Bloody Jailhouse
- 17:22Speaker 6: Rock comes on and then it's.
- 17:23Speaker 5: My number one song, but you can turn it off?
- 17:26Speaker 2: How to do that? Come on, I'll help you after this.
- 17:30Speaker 4: Yeah, my Spotify, that'd be great.
- 17:33Speaker 2: No worries. What's your re are you reading? Age the hold?
- 17:42Speaker 8: Aching?
- 17:43Speaker 1: Big Show with Mike and Tune in week days and
- 17:46Speaker 1: four on Radio Hodaki