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COLD CUTS: Hidden Hobbies · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 2: Guns.
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  Speaker 3: Roses there on the Hodaki Big Show this Monday evening. Jeez,
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what, fellas, with all this birthday excitement,
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  Speaker 3: I'm feeling a little bit tired now.
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  Speaker 4: Right, is that it? Do you want to give out
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  Speaker 4: some advice?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so. PaddyNips69. gmail. com.
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  Speaker 4: Let's get in touch with the fellas. Yeah, get in
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  Speaker 4: touch with the fellas. Meet PaddyNips69 at gmail.com. It's a
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  Speaker 4: real email address. Ask us a genuine advice question, and
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  Speaker 4: if we read it on the show, you get 50
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  Speaker 4: bucks worth of Reburger. 100% anonymous. This one comes from Anonymous. Ms.
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  Speaker 2: Anonymous.
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  Speaker 5: Huh, Anonymous.
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  Speaker 4: G'day, guys. Ms. Anonymous here. I'm writing on behalf of
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  Speaker 4: my boyfriend. In brackets, backbone.
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  Speaker 2: Backbone.
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  Speaker 4: He works as a divaner, which just means unloading stock
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  Speaker 4: from shipping containers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, never heard of it before.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Now, during these shifts, he's usually working in the container
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  Speaker 4: with one other fella. Sometimes he says that he'll start
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  Speaker 4: to smell a bit of ripped ass.
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  Speaker 5: I find this hard to believe that this has come
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  Speaker 5: from a woman.
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  Speaker 2: It has.
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  Speaker 4: And given the fact that it's an enclosed space, like
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  Speaker 4: a container, they often tend to linger.
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  Speaker 5: Hang on a sec. Ahem.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, disgusting. Oh, foul.
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, fellas.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry about that. He's in two minds about whether he should, A,
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  Speaker 4: let the workmate know that he can smell it and
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  Speaker 4: maybe walk out of the container next time he needs
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  Speaker 4: to rip arse, or B, rip arse himself so the
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  Speaker 4: co-worker doesn't feel left out, or C, take a little
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  Speaker 4: can of air freshener in his pocket or something.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Any advice or other suggestions on the matter would be
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  Speaker 4: greatly appreciated.
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  Speaker 5: Cheers, Anonymous. Cheers. Well, the workmate's done him there.
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  Speaker 6: He has.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely done him and continues to do him. He's just
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  Speaker 5: ripping ass.
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  Speaker 2: He's doing him. Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: He's ripping ass and he's doing it discreetly. Which are
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  Speaker 5: the worst ones, by the way. Thank you. Because you'll
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  Speaker 5: have people there that won't want to say anything because
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  Speaker 5: they're too polite. And as a result of that, your boyfriend,
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  Speaker 5: the man that you've chosen, Miss Anonymous, is getting done
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  Speaker 5: at work every day.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He's just there breathing in.
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  Speaker 5: Somebody else's.
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  Speaker 4: Someone else's ripped ass.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 4: So it's pretty.
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  Speaker 5: If I was you, Jase, what are your initial thoughts, man? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's grim, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we have a similar scenario in the sort
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  Speaker 3: of studio scene.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, do we?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, who's he going with this time?
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  Speaker 5: No, no.
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  Speaker 4: Old Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: Someone, you know, I'm not into naming names. That's not
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  Speaker 2: who I am. You know, someone might cut the cheese,
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  Speaker 2: as the saying goes. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And then just discreetly leave the studio in between, you know,
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  Speaker 3: while the songs are playing.
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  Speaker 5: Go outside for a vape.
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  Speaker 3: You know, and it's like... It's a filthy thing to do,
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  Speaker 3: first and foremost.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. It's also natural, though.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's natural, but like myself, as you guys
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  Speaker 3: well know, if I knew I was going to rip ass,
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  Speaker 3: I'd go and share that with my cherry tomatoes.
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  Speaker 5: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: At the front of my house.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: By that, you mean you go outside and fart near
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  Speaker 4: your tomatoes.
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  Speaker 3: And as I say, I never fart in front of
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  Speaker 3: anyone if I have a chance to not do that.
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  Speaker 3: There might be the occasion where I'll be doing wheeze
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  Speaker 3: and one will sneak out.
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  Speaker 2: There was an occasion the other night on the couch.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes you'd be urinating there, Jase, and one of those farts,
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  Speaker 5: they'll make a run for the door.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly, Mokey.
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  Speaker 5: Before you can slam it shut.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's nothing you can do about that.
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  Speaker 3: But generally, I'd like to consider myself a considerate passer
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  Speaker 3: of wind.
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  Speaker 5: You are.
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  Speaker 4: You're very good. Okay, so we've established that Jase is
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  Speaker 4: very considerate.
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  Speaker 5: When it comes to it.
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  Speaker 2: And so I'm fuming about this, and.
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  Speaker 3: Particularly in a confined space inside a box like that.
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  Speaker 4: I think the third option, take a little can of
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  Speaker 4: air freshener.
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  Speaker 5: Well, look, here's the thing. How is Miss Anonymous really
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  Speaker 5: supposed to take her partner seriously?
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  Speaker 2: Totally.
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  Speaker 5: When he's coming home, he wants kisses when he's been
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  Speaker 5: sucking in farts all day? Yeah. Well, how is she
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  Speaker 5: going to kiss him knowing that his mouth has been
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  Speaker 5: there all day? It's disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, and by the way, can you get in touch
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  Speaker 4: with the fellas for me, Anonymous?
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  Speaker 5: And he's actually getting done. It sounds to me like
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  Speaker 5: she should go and hook up with the guy that's
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  Speaker 5: doing the answering. 100%. He sounds like a step up.
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  Speaker 4: He's the alpha.
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  Speaker 5: That guy gets it.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. So go do that and we'll flick you a
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  Speaker 4: $ 50 re-burg about you guys and go on your first
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  Speaker 4: date there.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't know how it goes, by the way, and
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  Speaker 3: if he rips ass after dinner.
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  Speaker 3: And so, fellas, I've just been a bit distracted because
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  Speaker 3: I seem to have a lot of Airbnb payments going out.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm sure I've already paid for that.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway.
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  Speaker 5: That's all right, Jase, man.
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  Speaker 4: You'll figure it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I will. I'll sort it out.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, fellas, do you remember when you came around to
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  Speaker 4: my house the other day?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: We had a dinner party. It was Italian-themed, and my
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  Speaker 4: wife bought a lot of tomatoes for the table setting.
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  Speaker 2: Did she?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, right? Didn't even notice them.
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  Speaker 5: What I noticed was, which was brilliant, was the tomatoes
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  Speaker 5: in a can.
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  Speaker 4: The canned tomatoes, the Italian brand.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then filled up with that with dirt and basil.
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  Speaker 4: And basil, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That was brilliant. Oh, that was just such a nice taste.
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  Speaker 4: Around that was heaps of tomatoes.
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  Speaker 5: That's funny.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember them at all. And pasta. I remember
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  Speaker 2: there was pasta on the table too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a handful of pasta.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so authentic.
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  Speaker 4: The issue is I'm going to Japan this weekend and
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  Speaker 4: I've got 12 tomatoes. So I thought this would be
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  Speaker 4: a good chance to do this segment. Leftovers Jack with
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  Speaker 4: Hoity motherfucking Jack. I forgot it was with you.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want me to tell you what to do
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  Speaker 3: with your tamates?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I've got 12 big vine tamates, and they're left
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  Speaker 4: over from that dinner. I don't know what to do
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  Speaker 4: with them. What should I do?
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  Speaker 5: I'll have them. Sort of.
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  Speaker 2: And if Moggy doesn't want them, I'll have them.
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  Speaker 5: Sweet.
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  Speaker 2: Is that it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Paige is keen. Look, Paige has got his hand up.
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  Speaker 5: He's keen.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, no, I'll be an Aussie.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, true.
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  Speaker 5: No good for you, man.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be here.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, so how about, there's 12.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll eat them.
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  Speaker 5: So I'll give you.
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  Speaker 2: All of them.
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking I'd give you six.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be offended if you don't give them all to me.
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  Speaker 5: But I said I'd bag some first.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but Mogi was first in, first out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Pugs gets all sorts of treats around this place.
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  Speaker 2: He gets so much free stuff.
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  Speaker 5: It's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 4: But what do you need 12 tomatoes for?
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  Speaker 2: To eat. To eat.
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  Speaker 4: Well, obviously to eat, but surely if I gave you six.
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  Speaker 5: No, six is no good.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean it's no good? There's still a
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  Speaker 4: lot of tomatoes.
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  Speaker 5: You mind your business. You've said to me, I've got
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  Speaker 5: 12 tomatoes. I don't know what to do with them.
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  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, give them to me. What I do
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  Speaker 5: with them after you give them to me is my business.
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  Speaker 5: It's my business there. It's my tomato business.
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  Speaker 4: So you're running a tomato business?
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  Speaker 2: No, no.
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  Speaker 5: I'm minding a mind your own business when it comes
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  Speaker 5: to my tomatoes. Oh, yeah. Actually....
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  Speaker 3: I probably would take six, because I reckon I could
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  Speaker 3: get through six.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean, get through?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, before you go overseas?
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  Speaker 2: Before I go to Aussie. If you don't mind, Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: And if not, I'll just put them down the disposal.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the thing. The thing here is I don't
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  Speaker 5: want bugs getting them.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, right, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I get so much free stuff, it does my head in.
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  Speaker 4: Right, okay. So if I give you my tomatoes, you're
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  Speaker 4: just going to put them down the garbage disposal?
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  Speaker 2: Only if I don't eat them, which I probably won't.
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  Speaker 5: I hate tomatoes. Oh. Oh, g'day, Matt.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, hi, mate, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 3: Chemical Brothers there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: The time is 5.22.
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  Speaker 3: Now, fellas, I think it's fair to say that old
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  Speaker 3: Hoity J's a pretty chill dude.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I wouldn't say that.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, wait.
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  Speaker 2: You wouldn't?
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Are you all good with that? Yeah, no, we'll talk
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  Speaker 2: about it after the show.
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  Speaker 5: You look like you're fuming about it.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: But just on.
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  Speaker 3: That, because I just wanted to put a little bit
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  Speaker 3: of context on what I was.
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  Speaker 2: About to do.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't need a sort of sidebar on it, Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't need a sidebar on it, Keezy.
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  Speaker 4: Jase, I was joking. You're super chill.
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  Speaker 2: You better be. But I've got a bone to pick.
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  Speaker 5: I've got a bone to pick.
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  Speaker 2: Young people. Am I right? Am I right? Backbone.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you just said young people. What do you mean,
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  Speaker 4: am I right?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's my bone to pick, young people.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: God, they're annoying.
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  Speaker 3: No, specifically, and I want all the young people listening
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  Speaker 3: to the show at the moment, maybe the.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go for the.
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  Speaker 3: Age grouping of about, I doubt they're 16-year-olds, but 16
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  Speaker 3: to sort of 22 who will probably get what I'm
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  Speaker 3: talking about. I suspect you old bastards probably won't.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I won't. Now....
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  Speaker 3: My youngest daughter, who is in fact 18, she has
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  Speaker 3: this habit, and I've noticed.
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  Speaker 2: It amongst quite a few young people, that they do this.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I'll send a photo to my daughter on Messenger
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  Speaker 3: or whatever of a cute dog. in the city and
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  Speaker 3: she will reply, wait, she's so cute.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like. what am I waiting for?
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  Speaker 4: Right, so it's the word wait.
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  Speaker 3: She says wait in the message, she's so cute.
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  Speaker 5: And is that the only example?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, like I'll send, you know, a picture
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  Speaker 3: of a top that she might like and she'll go, wait,
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  Speaker 3: that's adorable.
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  Speaker 5: But it's always related to you sending photos.
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  Speaker 2: Again, it's what am I waiting for?
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Have you asked her?
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, I haven't. I just prefer to let it
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  Speaker 2: irritate me.
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  Speaker 4: And then go on the radio. It is interesting.
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  Speaker 5: It is a weird one. I mean, there's a billion
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  Speaker 5: examples of that. You would have had them growing up, Jase.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. Look back. This is the first time with
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  Speaker 2: this one. Because, you know, they... Young people went through
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  Speaker 2: that phase of saying like about anything. You know, like
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  Speaker 2: and like, like.
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  Speaker 4: No, not like.
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  Speaker 2: Hang on.
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  Speaker 4: But what we don't have is the context in which
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  Speaker 4: you're sending the message. Like, are you sending a photo
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  Speaker 4: of a shirt being like, I'm going to throw this
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  Speaker 4: shirt in the bin?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: And then she's like, wait, no, it's adorable. Well, I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to put this dog down.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: Or I'll just be talking to her and she'll be
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  Speaker 3: fully cognizant of what I'm saying to her.
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  Speaker 2: And then she'll say, wait, what?
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what? Wait, what?
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  Speaker 3: But she's not trying to clarify it. She understands what
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying, but she feels the need to put the
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  Speaker 3: weight in there before she says it.
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  Speaker 5: So it's become a habit.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And so the example that I use there, guys, my
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  Speaker 3: daughter is obsessed with dogs.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Right? And so I'll see a cute dog and I'll
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  Speaker 3: take a photo and I'll send it to her.
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  Speaker 2: And so she'll go, oh, wait, she's so cute.
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  Speaker 4: It's weird, isn't it?
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  Speaker 2: It's a weird one, and maybe it's just my daughter.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so, because I've heard it around the place.
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  Speaker 5: 3483, Lewis. I've never heard it before, but it's annoying me.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean, really?
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  Speaker 5: I've never heard that. Have you heard that, Kenzie?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 4: Look, texts are coming in already on 3483. Someone's just saying,
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  Speaker 4: hang on, Hoyt's youngest is 18. Were you procreating at 11?
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  Speaker 2: Look, that's none of their business.
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  Speaker 2: Fellas, let's give out some advice.
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  Speaker 5: the fellas.
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  Speaker 4: If you read it on the show, you get a
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  Speaker 4: from Anonymous. G'day fellas. I need a ruling on something
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  Speaker 4: that's starting to weigh on me. There's a bloke at
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  Speaker 4: my gym who I don't know, but we've reached that
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  Speaker 4: strange level of male friendship where we've nodded at each
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  Speaker 4: other a few times and enough times that I feel
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  Speaker 4: like I know him quite well now. The problem is,
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  Speaker 4: every morning he goes into the changing room, gets completely naked,
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  Speaker 4: puts one foot up on the bench and spends about
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  Speaker 4: 10 minutes scrolling through his phone. Not getting changed, not showering,
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  Speaker 4: just standing there naked, one leg elevated, reading the news
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  Speaker 4: like a sea captain surveying the horizon. I've now seen
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  Speaker 4: this man's undercarriage more often than I've seen some members
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  Speaker 4: of my own family. Last week he nodded at me
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  Speaker 4: while still in position and without thinking, I nodded back.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like that changed things. So my question is,
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  Speaker 4: do I now have enough of a relationship with this
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  Speaker 4: man to tell him that nobody needs this much access
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  Speaker 4: to him before 7am or do I continue respecting the
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  Speaker 4: ancient male code of saying absolutely nothing and pretending this
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  Speaker 4: isn't happening? Cheers.
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  Speaker 2: Mogi, I feel like this is your domain.
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  Speaker 5: I think you're right. I think you're right. I spend
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  Speaker 5: a lot of time in gym changing rooms and also, actually,
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  Speaker 5: the thing that it most closely reminds me of is
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  Speaker 5: the time that I spend here at the NZME toilets. Um,
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  Speaker 5: And I guess what's strange about this situation is over
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  Speaker 5: at the change rooms at the gym that I go to,
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: there's many men, many, many, many, many men.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: How many men?
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: That are naked. A lot of men are towel round, dry, dry, dry,
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: up with the undies. That's what I do. That's what
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: I do. Predominantly, I will dry and then I'll drop
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: towel and put it. So it's a brief, if you're lucky,
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: you might catch a look.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: A glimpse.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a glimpse of the promise that lies within Keezy.
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: What might have been. But then there's other guys that
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: just stand there, you know, drying their backs and not
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: bothered at all, just swinging around there. Now, I've never
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: seen in that change room ever a single human penis.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: Not one.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: Because I don't look.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: I'm in there to get dried, to get dressed, to
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: get out. Now, if old mate here that's come through, Anonymous,
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: is that his name? Yeah, Anonymous. I don't know why
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: he's looking. So if he's got a problem with it,
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: don't look. You don't look. It's like when I go
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: into the toilets here at NZME, when I walk in,
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: Keezy is always at a 45 degree angle facing the
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: door to ensure that anybody that comes in, the first
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: thing they do is like, straight on the downstairs because
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: you can't help it. But I know what he's like.
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: I know his game.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: So I walk in, eyes on the floor. Just eyes
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: on the floor. I know what he's up to.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: G'day, Keezy. So I've got to get down low now. Okay,
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: it's good to know.
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: So my advice would simply be get on with your
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: own life, man.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: None of your business.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Don't sweat the small stuff.
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: No, exactly. And the other side of it is give
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: it a go. Because I actually envy those men that
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: feel that free that they can just be swinging around
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: I'll be honest, when I used to go to the gym,
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: I was flapping around all over the place.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Well, when I, you know, go and get changed and
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: have a shower and stuff.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: I was picturing you in a gymnasium just like flapping
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: your arms.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: No, no, I mean nude. Yeah, right.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: And, I mean, once you're comfortable with it, it's all G.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, that is the thing. And I think that
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: happens more and more as people get older because the
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: vast percentage of your nude men are old men. Yeah.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: Because they just couldn't care less.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: I had a fellow similar to this guy at a
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: gym I used to go to.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: I remember. Man.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't that guy. And he was essentially, like, soliciting,
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: intentionally being nude. Like, I was even told about it.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: Right. Yeah.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: So that could be happening too.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, are you trying to suggest that I
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: was soliciting Keezy?
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, you weren't. You were just flapping around.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: You're a flapper.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Whereas this guy was.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: Matt Flapper.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you were an unintentional flapper, whereas he's.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: But if you don't look, you can't be solicited.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: That's in the law. You can check it for yourself.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: Stop perving. Yeah, or keep perving, whatever you like.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Whatever you're after.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: She had there on the Hauraki Big Show this Thursday night.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: We've got Pugs with us. Ooh, it's Pugs time. Evening, fellas.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Thanks for having me.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Sick lid, man.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Cheers, Jase. What's up, Pugs? Hey, fellas, I've got an
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: audition tomorrow.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Yes, you do.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: My first one ever.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: Congratulations.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Well done.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Thank you for a commercial there.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Wouldn't it be great if you nailed it?
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Just first one, boom.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Don't say that and look at me like I've blown
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: about five of them.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't even look. I was just looking at Pugs.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: That's fantastic, Pugs.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: I appreciate it.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: How can we help you?
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: See how we go. The actual ins and outs of
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: what is required of me in terms of action, that's
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: pretty clear. That's laid out pretty clear. The one bit
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: that kind of befuddled me is where they say, we
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: are wanting to catch a bit of the actor's personality.
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: We will ask them if they have any unique funny
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: skills or interests they'd like to share so they can
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: have a think about that before coming in.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Now, I don't know.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: And I spend most of my life with you fellas
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: in terms of my day.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: So I just wondered if you had anything that I
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: could maybe angle or what might sound good because you
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: guys have been in the biz.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Well, the one thing that immediately leaps out to me
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: is why don't as soon as I look at you,
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: you stick your tongue out.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Like this.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they'll go, jeez, that's massive. That's massive. You
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: don't like that, Mogi? Yeah, Mogi hates it.
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: No, I don't.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I think it's funny. Thanks, Chris.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: I know, and that's why he should do it to
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: you and not to me.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: What shoes are you running? What shoes am I wearing tomorrow?
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: You should go your shiny boat shoes.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: With the tassels?
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: With the tassels, yeah. I mean, that's an interest, I guess.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: It's not really a talent. Because it's an interest.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: It's a hobby or talent, right?
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: So what's Pugs good at? Because you know what I mean?
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: When someone says, what's your talent? It's hard to say.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I don't really know what.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: Editing stupid videos.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pushing tin. Pushing tin.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Working out.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Berets.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Wearing a beret.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Wearing a beret. It seems like more of an interest.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Cheating on your missus.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: What else is there?
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Oh!
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Can you juggle?
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: No.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Sticky beef.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Making sticky beef.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: A little sort of container of sticky beef.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: All my life, it's been about two years since we
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: mentioned sticky beef.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: You mentioned it and since I made it.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: What else are you good at, Pugs?
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: It is, yeah, chili cuts, maybe.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: See, this is the thing.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: I feel like I've got no interests, hobbies, or talents. Well,
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: what about you guys? If they asked you there what
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: would you put down.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Have you got have you got an hour.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Yes well at least just give me one thing stallion
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: well that's not an interest or a hobby yes it
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: is oh you're interested in stallions you've got interests I've
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: got interests.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you say that was one of the things?
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, douche douche.
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: Douche douche gaming.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: You should say I'm into gaming.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: Unique funny skills or interests. Oh.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Unique funny.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Tell them what level you're on at the moment with
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: whatever game you play.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, talk about that and how you struggle with
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: that boss and he always gets you.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: But I've got the tins in my thighs.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. I should be sweet as that.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: Sort of shit. Oh, did I mention cheating on your missus?
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: No, at least I got one.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.