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Bali Recaps, Tattoos and Dating Disasters #8 · Your Shout with Jy and Brayden

0:00
SPEAKER_02: Grab a cold one, turn up the volume and put your feet up.
0:03
SPEAKER_02: Here comes your shout with Jai and Braided.
0:09
SPEAKER_02: Okay, mate, are we rolling?
0:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we we are rolling.
0:13
SPEAKER_02: Okay, um for the people that are listening, welcome back to the podcast.
0:16
SPEAKER_02: But this is our fifth time trying because I'm back on I'm I'm still on holiday mode and um yeah look, it's it's been crazy.
0:24
SPEAKER_02: Um we've had mic problems, then I didn't press record, then I didn't have mic microphones levels turned up, so Brayden was not talking he was talking, but nothing was coming through.
0:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but we are here, we are fine.
0:35
SPEAKER_02: Uh the only good thing is we got comfy seats.
0:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
0:38
SPEAKER_04: Uh I mean that's the only thing that's really um.
0:40
SPEAKER_02: We got brand new seats in this year.
0:41
SPEAKER_02: Thank you, Bridge FM.
0:42
SPEAKER_02: I'd like to think it's because of our podcast.
0:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
0:44
SPEAKER_02: I'd like to think it's because of our podcast.
0:46
SPEAKER_02: We're reeling in the um the viewers or the listeners.
0:51
SPEAKER_02: Oh, mate.
0:52
SPEAKER_02: Well, like what I said, I should say we're back, but I'm back from Bali.
0:56
SPEAKER_02: Um, got back yesterday as we're recording this.
0:58
SPEAKER_02: This is a Monday, so got back Sunday, but I will talk a little bit about Bali a little bit to later on because I don't want to ramble on too much about Bali.
1:04
SPEAKER_02: So, mate, first thing I want to talk about.
1:06
SPEAKER_02: Our last podcast, which we had to put down for some reason, which is okay.
1:09
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:10
SPEAKER_02: So this is now technically episode eight.
1:12
SPEAKER_02: But mate, in that episode, you were talking about a party that you went to.
1:15
SPEAKER_02: It was themed.
1:16
SPEAKER_02: What theme was it again?
1:17
SPEAKER_02: It was a fairy tale thing.
1:18
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
1:18
SPEAKER_02: Now you were deciding because the people, did the people get to you and tell you what to decide?
1:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so um Caroline or Carol um Yeah, Oscar's Oscar's mum.
1:29
SPEAKER_04: Oscar's mum, yeah, Caroline.
1:30
SPEAKER_04: Shout out to you.
1:31
SPEAKER_04: I remember her sending a message um for me to dress up as Fiona.
1:37
SPEAKER_04: Pretty sure it said it was for me to dress up as Fiona.
1:40
SPEAKER_04: But the sad thing was, right, we were supposed to be going, we were gonna have a cymba there, so symbol was gonna be like obviously a line.
1:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and then um me and Nammy chose to be pirates.
1:51
SPEAKER_04: We're gonna be like these funny looking pirates.
1:53
SPEAKER_04: And then um what's it?
1:55
SPEAKER_04: Things were going down south, like, oh, we might not be going.
1:57
SPEAKER_04: So Nammy just didn't order anything, and then last minute we're like, oh, we're going.
2:02
SPEAKER_04: Uh, okay.
2:03
SPEAKER_04: So but we went there, man.
2:04
SPEAKER_04: We went there and it was sick.
2:05
SPEAKER_04: Like, there was there was nice, there was a guy in like this fully decked out black Leotard looking thing with a green alien attached to him.
2:15
SPEAKER_04: And then there was you had you had um you had like a like a werewolf, then you had like a lumberjack looking guy, then you had you had like three different types of fucking Cinderellas.
2:27
SPEAKER_04: You had this this black, this this is she's like, oh, I'm a princess, but she was wearing black and black, and I was like, there's no like princess that wears black.
2:36
SPEAKER_04: You're either that like you're like a what's her name?
2:39
SPEAKER_04: Um starts with M.
2:40
SPEAKER_04: She's got the horns.
2:42
SPEAKER_01: Oh Millicifant Millicificent or something like that something like that.
2:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, somewhere nearly.
2:47
SPEAKER_04: No, I was like, I think so.
2:49
SPEAKER_04: Like it's the only one that could come close.
2:51
SPEAKER_04: And then um, yeah, there's a few good ones, like uh my partner's sister was uh Rapunzel, and then um her boyfriend was um Flynn Ryder, which was a pretty good.
3:04
SPEAKER_04: The costumes were actually not too bad.
3:06
SPEAKER_04: Oh, that's cool.
3:07
SPEAKER_02: So the question is, what did you and Naomi go as?
3:09
SPEAKER_02: Or did you guys go nothing?
3:10
SPEAKER_04: I went as um Braden, because who wouldn't want to dream of Braden, like listen to me on fairy tale booklets, you know?
3:19
SPEAKER_02: You're telling me you went all that effort on the podcast saying what are you gonna wear?
3:23
SPEAKER_02: And you didn't even come to a conclusion.
3:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:25
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
3:26
SPEAKER_02: Naomi's fault.
3:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, yeah, yeah.
3:29
SPEAKER_04: Definitely, definitely.
3:30
SPEAKER_04: Like, I was trying to think, I was like, what could we be?
3:32
SPEAKER_04: Like, uh, just don't know.
3:35
SPEAKER_02: Um there's a problem with we we talked about it on that podcast.
3:38
SPEAKER_02: It was hard, it was a heart when there's themes that are to that extent where you pretty much have to order stuff.
3:44
SPEAKER_02: It can be, yeah, you know, I like I've always wanted to do a theme birthday party, but I'm always like, oh, you know, people are gonna struggle.
3:50
SPEAKER_02: So I will have always wanted to do a theme where it's like you can find any way, you know, like a um is someone calling me?
3:56
SPEAKER_02: Oh, Oscar's calling me.
3:57
SPEAKER_02: Should we answer?
3:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh, he just hung up.
3:58
SPEAKER_02: God, we'll call him back.
4:00
SPEAKER_02: Okay, we're calling wait, we're getting off topic.
4:01
SPEAKER_02: I'll call back later.
4:03
SPEAKER_04: But you were saying, you were saying like uh what 80s were you gonna say?
4:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I remember I've always wanted to do an 80s because that's easy.
4:09
SPEAKER_02: Girls can just fizz up their hair.
4:10
SPEAKER_02: You can find literally fluoro colours anywhere.
4:13
SPEAKER_03: Looks good.
4:14
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
4:14
SPEAKER_02: Um, and I've always wanted to do like maybe like a you know, like a black and white themed where everyone wears just black or white, or yeah, you know, something like that.
4:23
SPEAKER_02: But yeah.
4:23
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, but that's but was the party good?
4:26
SPEAKER_04: Oh man, it was something.
4:28
SPEAKER_04: It was something.
4:29
SPEAKER_04: This is this is what fucked with my head, and it kind of like ticked a thing in my head, pissed me the fuck off.
4:34
SPEAKER_04: And if you're hearing this, Kayleigh, or you know, the family or we love you very much, and I'm so so sorry.
4:39
SPEAKER_02: Is this one of your rants?
4:40
SPEAKER_02: We love a good Brighton rant.
4:43
SPEAKER_04: I don't think so.
4:44
SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay, goddammit.
4:45
SPEAKER_02: So so I've missed the Brighton rants.
4:47
SPEAKER_04: So they would go in there, right?
4:49
SPEAKER_04: Go on in there, there's like 20 of them.
4:51
SPEAKER_04: And by the way, they can't fucking park for shit because obviously they're parked in the front of Naomi's parents' driveway.
4:56
SPEAKER_04: There's five of them on the grass, and the cans are too scared to park on a hill.
5:00
SPEAKER_04: So there's like two car lengths of the hill that are free.
5:04
SPEAKER_04: So I've had the park hugging the tree at the front, and and I'm like Because it's all how old did um Naomi's sister turn it?
5:12
SPEAKER_04: 18.
5:12
SPEAKER_02: Oh, so it's all young.
5:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh, all red peep red pee biders.
5:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's what it was.
5:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
5:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
5:17
SPEAKER_04: I was like, that's it.
5:18
SPEAKER_04: That pissed me off the start.
5:19
SPEAKER_04: I was like, so that's who the fuck?
5:22
SPEAKER_04: Who the f cannot Who the fuck cannot park up a fucking bit of grass?
5:27
SPEAKER_04: Are you kidding me?
5:28
SPEAKER_04: And it cut dude, it wasn't even raining, not like it's gonna be hard or anything.
5:32
SPEAKER_04: And you know what was funny?
5:33
SPEAKER_04: Majority of them on the side were like SUVs.
5:37
SPEAKER_04: So they could have done it.
5:38
SPEAKER_04: They could have done it.
5:40
SPEAKER_04: But anyway, so we gone inside and um yeah, just the symbol was yapping off to everyone.
5:45
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, alright, right, uh I'm walking in there and there's chairs around everywhere, and everyone's sitting down.
5:50
SPEAKER_04: So the girls are all sitting down on these chairs, just talking, and then the boys are in a circle, just talking.
5:56
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, fuck.
5:57
SPEAKER_04: What the fuck did I just walk into?
5:58
SPEAKER_04: This is not at 18.
6:00
SPEAKER_04: What in the f and then I think it was like two hours, two hours in.
6:04
SPEAKER_04: I told Naomi, I was like, man, you are the big sister.
6:07
SPEAKER_04: You have an important role tonight to fucking make this thing good.
6:11
SPEAKER_04: She's like, yeah, it's it's a bit how you going.
6:13
SPEAKER_04: I was like, what the fucking earth it is?
6:14
SPEAKER_02: Like, so is it just quiet?
6:16
SPEAKER_04: You know, it was it was actually a bit quiet.
6:17
SPEAKER_04: It was but like, I mean, she enjoyed it, so that's all that matters.
6:20
SPEAKER_04: But like, from my from my point of view, it was like fuck this is dead as fuck.
6:24
SPEAKER_04: And then this is a fucking man.
6:25
SPEAKER_04: We're like, let's play some beer pong.
6:27
SPEAKER_04: Alright, sick.
6:28
SPEAKER_04: So they got cups out, but they're going out to the pool and they're filling them up.
6:31
SPEAKER_04: I was like, oh okay.
6:34
SPEAKER_04: And then they came to the they came to the um beer pong table and it had uh each one was filled up with pool water.
6:40
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, oh what the fuck?
6:41
SPEAKER_04: What the fuck?
6:42
SPEAKER_04: I said, what in the fucking stupidness is this?
6:45
SPEAKER_04: And she was like, oh, it's just because I didn't want to pour drinks in there and then get the ball all dirty and putting it to other people's drinks.
6:51
SPEAKER_04: I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
6:54
SPEAKER_01: Are you kidding me?
6:55
SPEAKER_04: Are you gonna be joking?
6:56
SPEAKER_01: Wait, is this what 18 year olds are like now?
6:58
SPEAKER_04: Dude, dude, I was like, fuck, what dude?
7:01
SPEAKER_04: Like I remember throwing it one time at a party and it would land on a piece of shit and you wouldn't tell anyone and you'd still throw it into the other person's saliva.
7:08
SPEAKER_02: We played ping pong.
7:10
SPEAKER_02: What was it, my 19th birthday at Double Island?
7:13
SPEAKER_02: That was through everyone's saliva.
7:15
SPEAKER_02: That one that one ball went through so many rounds.
7:18
SPEAKER_02: I think Oscar even spewed a little on that ball.
7:21
SPEAKER_02: It was just so weird.
7:23
SPEAKER_02: It cheese rolls, so they decided to put pool water in there.
7:26
SPEAKER_04: It was the most bullshit game because you'd put it in, they're like, whoa! And then the other person would take a little sip.
7:33
SPEAKER_04: And I'm like, what are you waling about, dude?
7:35
SPEAKER_04: They took a sip, they didn't even take a gulp or two.
7:37
SPEAKER_04: I was like, I was all me and them were playing, and um, what was it?
7:41
SPEAKER_04: I put it in.
7:41
SPEAKER_04: This guy just did a little did a little sip.
7:43
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, Are you joking, cunt?
7:46
SPEAKER_04: Are you fucking joking?
7:47
SPEAKER_04: I know I'm drinking the Pepsi's because I'm fucking sober driver tonight, but you gotta be joking.
7:53
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
7:54
SPEAKER_04: Well, it was fucking joking.
7:55
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so shout out to you, Kaylee.
7:57
SPEAKER_02: This is no, no, no, we love you.
7:58
SPEAKER_02: We love you so much.
7:59
SPEAKER_02: We do love you, Kaylee.
8:00
SPEAKER_02: And but I was fucking just so funny.
8:05
SPEAKER_02: So are the 18-year-olds changing?
8:06
SPEAKER_02: Are we are we getting old?
8:08
SPEAKER_02: Are they is this is what it's become to now?
8:11
SPEAKER_02: Um, I don't know.
8:12
SPEAKER_02: Well, if you're an 18-year-old, is this is this what it's like now?
8:15
SPEAKER_04: Or is that just Oh, I mean, that was a fair share of them, I reckon.
8:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, though, because they were they weren't all just 18.
8:21
SPEAKER_02: Um But there's that the theme though, where some of them in their defenders not allowed to drive because they were lot another drink because they were driving.
8:27
SPEAKER_04: Uh yeah, possibly.
8:29
SPEAKER_04: But um.
8:30
SPEAKER_04: But still, like they were like, oh, they even got some guy to come over with drinks and stuff.
8:34
SPEAKER_04: I was like, that's weird.
8:36
SPEAKER_04: And the guy just walked in the house and just hand drinks.
8:38
SPEAKER_04: I was like, what the fuck is wrong with these people?
8:41
SPEAKER_04: I said I was Deso driver.
8:43
SPEAKER_04: I had I am fucking 21.
8:45
SPEAKER_04: I can they were calling me old too.
8:48
SPEAKER_04: I hate that.
8:49
SPEAKER_04: I hate that.
8:50
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I've had that before at a party.
8:52
SPEAKER_04: I was like, if you guys fucking knew, I would out drink all of you dumb cows.
8:56
SPEAKER_04: Not even joking.
8:58
SPEAKER_04: Uh but it was it was a good time, actually.
9:00
SPEAKER_04: It was it was fun.
9:01
SPEAKER_04: It was fun.
9:01
SPEAKER_04: The cake was good.
9:03
SPEAKER_04: Cake's gotta be always good.
9:04
SPEAKER_04: The cake was really good.
9:05
SPEAKER_04: Um and yeah, Stella, which is their little which is their actual big big d uh big beagle, um, fucking it smelled like she shattered her pants out there, patio.
9:16
SPEAKER_04: It was so bad.
9:17
SPEAKER_04: She she fucking stunk out the whole patio and everyone's just everyone's just colonnated to like the side of the oh, it was so bad.
9:25
SPEAKER_04: But it was it was a good night.
9:26
SPEAKER_04: It was my partner had the best night, which is all and um her sister.
9:30
SPEAKER_02: And the main thing, did Kaylee enjoy your night?
9:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she did.
9:33
SPEAKER_02: Awesome.
9:33
SPEAKER_02: Happy birthday to Kaylee.
9:34
SPEAKER_02: Um well, I wonder if we should get like I've always thought about this.
9:38
SPEAKER_02: I wonder if we should do a podcast because I know a lot of people have been asking to do a girlfriend podcast where we get our girlfriends on there.
9:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I'm thinking we will.
9:45
SPEAKER_02: It's a bit because we're in the studios right now, it's a lot of effort for them to drive out here exactly when we eventually get our equipment and we save up and get us our own like place where we can do one of our homes.
9:55
SPEAKER_02: We will, and we'll get some of our mates on there and turn it into like some the podcast we've always wanted it.
9:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I've I've always wondered, imagine doing like I get my brother-in-law on here, yeah, and you get your like your sister-in-law on there, and we can talk about like their first time reactions to us when we met the family.
10:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, now Kate's one of six, so I'd get one of our older brothers to come on, and Dan Dan would be great on the podcast.
10:16
SPEAKER_02: A shout out to Danny would be funny.
10:18
SPEAKER_02: And I've always I said that to him.
10:20
SPEAKER_02: I said, I would love to be you and his mate to get on the podcast, but I would love to get him on just to hear, I want to hear his reaction.
10:25
SPEAKER_02: He's on his street like when he first met me.
10:27
SPEAKER_02: Like, no, mate, you're a bit of a cocket, but I got to know you, so you're all right.
10:31
SPEAKER_02: Or no, I still think you're a cocket, but you're a general nice boy.
10:33
SPEAKER_02: You know, I just want to I think that would be pretty cool to have.
10:36
SPEAKER_02: But like what we said, no hate to you, Kaylee.
10:39
SPEAKER_04: No hate to you.
10:40
SPEAKER_02: It's just the 18-year-olds, you need to grow up.
10:42
SPEAKER_04: It's just your generation, man.
10:43
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
10:44
SPEAKER_02: All right, let's get into what you guys have been waiting for at the barley, um, the barley recap, I should say.
10:49
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
10:50
SPEAKER_02: All right, well, I won't go talk about the airport and all that because that's just boring.
10:53
SPEAKER_02: So I'll get stuck into it.
10:53
SPEAKER_02: So we went to three different locations while we're there.
10:55
SPEAKER_02: So we're there for 11 days.
10:57
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
10:57
SPEAKER_02: Um, the three locations we went to were Sunua, Newsalombongan Island, which was an island, which of course Newslambongan Island, and then we went to Samignac for the last league.
11:08
SPEAKER_02: Now, Sunua, where we stayed first, was two nights, which was nice.
11:11
SPEAKER_02: It was a nice area.
11:12
SPEAKER_02: Um, I'll I'll show you some photos while we're doing this, Braden, so you can picture it too.
11:16
SPEAKER_02: Obviously, this is an audio podcast, so you guys are not gonna see.
11:18
SPEAKER_02: So, this is um oh also just to point it out, um, I had a beer at 5 30 in the morning.
11:23
SPEAKER_04: I'm proud of you.
11:24
SPEAKER_02: I am proud of myself too.
11:25
SPEAKER_02: I'm very proud.
11:25
SPEAKER_02: That was at the airport.
11:26
SPEAKER_02: So I was uh just a shame it's a mid strength.
11:31
SPEAKER_04: Thanks, Braden, for bringing that up.
11:33
SPEAKER_02: So this was our resort where we stayed in Senoa.
11:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, no, very nice.
11:36
SPEAKER_02: So for the people who can't see, we there was an um we had a swim-up bar at that resort.
11:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and we were in the pool, and this couple said, Oh, why are you guys here?
11:44
SPEAKER_02: And we're like, Oh, because this we we've heard this is nice, and this is my second time at Bali, but I've never been to Sonua.
11:50
SPEAKER_02: And they were like, Oh, not a lot of young people come, and we kind of found out that is where a lot of older people go because it's a lot quieter, less touristy, but it was beautiful.
11:58
SPEAKER_02: The beaches were beautiful.
12:00
SPEAKER_02: Kate and I's first full day went down to the beach, and I don't know how we got roped into it, but we ended up bar hopping, so we started drinking at nine and didn't finish till like two o'clock in the afternoon.
12:09
SPEAKER_02: Very, very nice.
12:10
SPEAKER_02: But do you know do you know how much a Bing Tang stubby costs over there?
12:13
SPEAKER_04: I got told by uh by Kate and I was like mind-blown.
12:17
SPEAKER_04: Well, she was like two bucks.
12:18
SPEAKER_02: Two bucks.
12:19
SPEAKER_04: And she's like, it tastes like a corona too.
12:21
SPEAKER_02: I was like, Yeah, it it is the closest to describe the beer, it's closer to a corona than it is anything.
12:27
SPEAKER_02: Like it is a heavy beer, it's a 4.8% beer.
12:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but for us when you buy a stubby in a restaurant, either on the um unless if you go to a high-end restaurant, they're normally about five bucks or eight bucks was the most expensive one I paid for.
12:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but a normal restaurant, a normal bar, yeah, probably um two bucks.
12:42
SPEAKER_04: That's crazy cool, eh?
12:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that is crazy cool.
12:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so then we went to fast forward, we went to New Southern Bongan Island, the boat ride over there.
12:49
SPEAKER_02: I didn't tell Kate it was going to be hectic because she's a bit of a favourite boats, but once we're on the boat, I did say just prepare yourself.
12:54
SPEAKER_02: It's a bit of a rough ride.
12:55
SPEAKER_02: And it is, it's about a probably a 30-minute flog out there, but you know, big speed boat.
12:59
SPEAKER_02: So we got there in the sprinkle time.
13:01
SPEAKER_02: And New Southern Bongan Island, um, it's where you see the true ball, you know, they live in huts and everything.
13:06
SPEAKER_02: So um, you know, you there's some photos of it.
13:09
SPEAKER_02: Oh wait, no, that's not that's that's still Sonua.
13:11
SPEAKER_02: So I'm just quickly showing you.
13:12
SPEAKER_02: So there it is, there.
13:13
SPEAKER_02: So you can see Kate looking over the background.
13:15
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
13:16
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, beautiful, just beautiful.
13:18
SPEAKER_02: And you know, the beaches are so like there's a like look at that.
13:22
SPEAKER_02: Just crystal clear water.
13:25
SPEAKER_02: It is beautiful over paradise, it is literally paradise.
13:28
SPEAKER_02: Nothing when we didn't do much over there.
13:30
SPEAKER_02: We we kind of explored and all that.
13:32
SPEAKER_02: Um, we didn't do snorkeling just because the um the weather was good, but there was just like I don't know, there was a lot of things going on in Bali at that time, and we're like, oh best not to go just yet.
13:43
SPEAKER_02: There was a lot of, you know, but we heard boats were flipping over, and we're like, oh, we'll we'll stay on land.
13:49
SPEAKER_02: So um that's what we did.
13:51
SPEAKER_02: Um we drank a lot.
13:52
SPEAKER_02: I we drank a lot this whole trip.
13:53
SPEAKER_02: My kidneys need to have a bit of a break, I'm gonna be honest.
13:56
SPEAKER_02: Then fast forward to Semignac, where the shit just happened, where I caught up with my parents over in Semignac.
14:02
SPEAKER_02: Um, so they were having a bull time, and then on one of the days we caught up with mum and dad had their friends over, Shane and Liz, and we went to we went quad biking.
14:11
SPEAKER_02: So I was seeing the photo.
14:13
SPEAKER_03: It looks sick.
14:13
SPEAKER_02: That was good fun.
14:14
SPEAKER_02: You know, just typical quads, you know, they were just they were slow, they weren't fast because I was speaking down.
14:18
SPEAKER_02: My tires, because it's barley, had no knobies on there.
14:21
SPEAKER_02: It was like a road tie, all the knobs were worn off, and they just they haven't changed the tyres.
14:28
SPEAKER_02: So in a you know, safety in a barley is a bit defined to an Australia.
14:34
SPEAKER_02: And then we were heading to White Rorder Rafting, and this is when Kate, if you follow me on Instagram, you would hear the stories or anything.
14:40
SPEAKER_02: But Kate, she had a slip and she sprained her ankle.
14:44
SPEAKER_04: So it looks a bit more than sprained if I'm being honest.
14:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it it's a bit of a serious it.
14:49
SPEAKER_02: I think it's turned into a bit more of a sprain.
14:51
SPEAKER_02: We realise now that we're back on mainland and took her to the doctors.
14:54
SPEAKER_02: Um, but yeah, it's it's yeah, it was pretty bad.
14:58
SPEAKER_02: It was it wasn't bad, it was just it put a damper on the holiday in a bit because it restricted to us a lot of what we wanted to do.
15:04
SPEAKER_02: Like we were heading to white water rafting, which we've never done, yeah, and we couldn't go, which was a bit of a shame, but you know, we're just glad that it wasn't broken.
15:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, absolutely.
15:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so we did that, and yeah, so we took a backup and you know, it was a bit of a you know, when you're walking up those stairs and trying to carry someone for soul foot, it's always a nightmare trying to, you know, get someone up, you know, from a hill, because we're walking down a hill, a steep hill.
15:27
SPEAKER_02: So got a backup, and then yeah, so we can't wait for mum and dad to do the white water rafting because I said to him, just go ahead, I can get Kate back up there.
15:34
SPEAKER_02: And the Balinese people helped.
15:36
SPEAKER_02: So then fast forward, uh, we did um we made this.
15:39
SPEAKER_02: I'm hovering it right now.
15:40
SPEAKER_02: You can look at it, mate.
15:41
SPEAKER_02: We made jewelry.
15:42
SPEAKER_02: Kate said, Let's do jewelry.
15:43
SPEAKER_02: And I was a bit like, oh, I don't think I really want to be doing jury the best thing I've ever done.
15:47
SPEAKER_02: It was so much fun.
15:48
SPEAKER_02: Literally from melting the silver to you know, yeah.
15:51
SPEAKER_03: That is cool, that is really cool.
15:52
SPEAKER_02: How cool is it?
15:53
SPEAKER_02: And I'm not a ring person, but I'm kind of digging it.
15:55
SPEAKER_02: I'm you you're you're wearing a ring right now.
15:56
SPEAKER_04: So I got one, yeah, I got one.
15:58
SPEAKER_02: So um yeah, and it's not you know perfect, but it's the fact that I made it.
16:01
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, you know, that's unique to me.
16:03
SPEAKER_02: It's yeah, it's sentimental, and it doesn't look that bad.
16:05
SPEAKER_04: So whatever you like, yeah.
16:08
SPEAKER_02: So, and that was it.
16:09
SPEAKER_02: So, um, and yeah, we just there was I can't describe, I can't go for anything because it was just so much to do.
16:14
SPEAKER_02: But after that trip where Kate and I did together, we talked about doing it with we want all our couples to come over, you and Naomi to come over, Oscar is getting.
16:24
SPEAKER_02: We didn't get Bali Belly at all.
16:26
SPEAKER_02: For the people out there, oh you're gonna get barley.
16:27
SPEAKER_02: No, Kate and I, mum and dad, we have not touched with sorry, mum and dad, you guys are still over there.
16:32
SPEAKER_02: Mum and dad are still over there, so they still may get it, but Kate and I did not get it.
16:36
SPEAKER_02: You just gotta be smart.
16:37
SPEAKER_02: You carry bottles of water everywhere, you brush your teeth with a bottle of water, you don't open your mouth in the shower.
16:43
SPEAKER_02: The places where you eat, they've gotten a lot better, so you just go to places.
16:46
SPEAKER_02: Well, here in Australia, you don't go to places that are busy because you're like, I don't want to wait for my food in Bali, you go to places that are busy because you know it's good for a reason.
16:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, exactly.
16:54
SPEAKER_02: So you just be sm you just do smart things like that, and you guys will not get barley belly.
16:58
SPEAKER_02: You know, your hand sanitizer, your hands.
17:00
SPEAKER_02: It's common sense.
17:00
SPEAKER_02: Just common sense.
17:02
SPEAKER_02: But mate, Finns.
17:03
SPEAKER_02: Have you heard of Finns?
17:04
SPEAKER_04: No, uh, what is it?
17:06
SPEAKER_04: Kate was talking about it.
17:07
SPEAKER_04: She said if everyone did come with it.
17:10
SPEAKER_02: I'll show you a video.
17:11
SPEAKER_02: This is um this is of Finns.
17:13
SPEAKER_02: Look at this.
17:14
SPEAKER_02: I'll show you a video.
17:15
SPEAKER_04: Is that the I'm having a berate?
17:16
unknown: What are they called?
17:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh no, sorry.
17:18
SPEAKER_04: That's that's the one with the um with the guy with the TV on his face.
17:23
SPEAKER_04: Yes, yeah.
17:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, sorry.
17:27
SPEAKER_03: It looks cool.
17:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it looks really fast.
17:30
SPEAKER_02: You know, mate, Finn was awesome.
17:33
SPEAKER_02: It's it's apparently the world it's rated the world's best beach bar.
17:36
SPEAKER_02: That's what they say.
17:37
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if that's the one.
17:40
SPEAKER_02: Oh mate, it is, and it's not just young, people like my parents age there too.
17:44
SPEAKER_02: And it's just full of errors.
17:45
SPEAKER_02: So what you do is you book a table.
17:47
SPEAKER_02: Now, it is a that place was a bit more expensive for a Bing Tang.
17:50
SPEAKER_02: I think I paid about six bucks for a Bing Tang there.
17:53
SPEAKER_02: Where over there that is expensive, but over here that's still cheap.
17:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:56
SPEAKER_02: That's still cheap.
17:57
SPEAKER_02: But what you do is you you want to book a day bed.
18:00
SPEAKER_02: So we had a table, and if you book a table, you're in your own separate area.
18:04
SPEAKER_02: So there's three main pools.
18:06
SPEAKER_02: You've got the main pool where all the swim-up bars are and it's public, but it's just packed.
18:10
SPEAKER_02: Like we went past there and it's standing room only.
18:14
SPEAKER_02: Like you are.
18:15
SPEAKER_02: Then you've got another pool where it's just a little pool.
18:17
SPEAKER_02: But if you book somewhere like a day bed or the VIP area, you've got your own pool where all you guys can go to.
18:22
SPEAKER_02: And it's a waterfall edge and you're right on the beach.
18:26
SPEAKER_02: It is right on the beach.
18:27
SPEAKER_02: You're looking at the best sunsets too.
18:29
SPEAKER_02: So what it is is if we paid$180 for our thing between Kate and I, and what that does is that goes to your bar tab.
18:37
SPEAKER_02: So when you pay for your day bed, that goes straight to your bar tab, and you use that for your drinks and food.
18:43
SPEAKER_02: So you order food and order drinks, and that slowly uses up your bar tab.
18:47
SPEAKER_02: So it works out really well.
18:48
SPEAKER_02: So not only, so it's not like you pay$180 and then you've still got to buy drinks.
18:51
SPEAKER_02: That's your bar tab.
18:52
SPEAKER_02: So when you all chip in, and then when it gets low, you just top it back up and it's brilliant.
18:57
SPEAKER_02: Just and just the vibe, and just yeah, young people everywhere.
19:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's fucking bad, man.
19:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:04
SPEAKER_02: A lot of poses, a lot of fucking silicons.
19:06
SPEAKER_02: There would be this.
19:07
SPEAKER_02: A lot of silicons, you know, girls that have got all the works done, and boys that just think they've got the best body in the world.
19:13
SPEAKER_02: I walked into the bathroom and a guy was posing for a photo and taking a photo in the bathroom.
19:17
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, mate, you're a cockhead.
19:18
SPEAKER_02: Okay, this is not the gym.
19:19
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
19:20
SPEAKER_02: Really?
19:20
SPEAKER_02: In the bathroom?
19:21
SPEAKER_02: You fucking kidding me?
19:23
SPEAKER_02: Get a life.
19:24
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
19:24
SPEAKER_02: Definitely.
19:26
SPEAKER_02: I was just like, oh, cockhead.
19:29
SPEAKER_02: Right, cockhead.
19:31
SPEAKER_02: But anyway, but yeah, moral of the story, Bali was brilliant.
19:34
SPEAKER_02: Kate and I want to try and convince you guys to come up.
19:36
SPEAKER_02: It is cheap as possible.
19:37
SPEAKER_04: I think she's already convinced Naomi.
19:39
SPEAKER_04: I was like, I just want to go to Fiji.
19:41
SPEAKER_04: Fiji's sick.
19:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we yeah, Fiji, I would love to.
19:43
SPEAKER_02: Kate Hawaii.
19:44
SPEAKER_02: Hawaii, Hawaii, man.
19:46
SPEAKER_02: Kate and I want it, we're talking about going to Fiji.
19:48
SPEAKER_02: The only thing with Fiji is it's most expensive.
19:50
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
19:50
SPEAKER_02: That's the best thing about Bali is that you have a blast over there, yet it's cheap as piss.
19:56
SPEAKER_02: I saved up so much going over there, and I put everything on a travel money card, because obviously they're not dollar, they're called what rupier.
20:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
20:04
SPEAKER_02: I didn't even use half of it.
20:05
SPEAKER_02: Oh, real.
20:06
SPEAKER_02: I came back with most of it still, because it's I didn't realise how cheap it's still.
20:10
SPEAKER_02: And the resorts.
20:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, Braden.
20:12
SPEAKER_02: You are staying in the finest resort.
20:14
SPEAKER_04: It actually looks like you you guys spent heaves of money, but like No, we didn't.
20:19
SPEAKER_02: We all up for the trip to just get there in the accommodation.
20:22
SPEAKER_02: We pay two and a half grand each, and we're staying at three different locations, flight, accommodation with the chauffeur drivers.
20:27
SPEAKER_02: That two and a half grand's not our spending money.
20:29
SPEAKER_02: That's just to get over.
20:30
SPEAKER_02: That was all of our things to get over there.
20:32
SPEAKER_02: So that's good.
20:33
SPEAKER_04: Wait, so that was accommodation with staying.
20:35
SPEAKER_02: So the two and a half grand, so call it nearly I wasn't even two and a half grand because it wasn't that's two and a half grand each is five grand.
20:40
SPEAKER_02: So it wasn't even that.
20:41
SPEAKER_02: I think it was like three thousand, all that was three thousand eight hundred.
20:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
20:44
SPEAKER_02: And with that, that was the flights there and back.
20:47
SPEAKER_02: The drivers from picking you up to the airport, driving you to the different locations because we stayed at three, going on the boat to New Zealand Bongen, then the accommodation itself, so all the different nights.
20:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
20:57
SPEAKER_02: And you know, when you get there every morning, they change your bed for you, clean up your bedroom, you got air con room, a buffet breakfast every morning.
21:06
SPEAKER_02: Call it two grand, I think it was two grand each, no, not even two grand each.
21:11
SPEAKER_02: Call it two grand each.
21:13
SPEAKER_02: Fucking cheap.
21:14
SPEAKER_02: Is piss.
21:15
SPEAKER_02: And everything over there is cheap.
21:17
SPEAKER_02: Beer is cheap.
21:18
SPEAKER_02: Cocktail.
21:18
SPEAKER_02: Kate, I think the most paid for a cocktail was probably$17.
21:22
SPEAKER_02: When you get to Finn's, get this.
21:25
SPEAKER_02: Not only is that$180 added to your bill and you got a bar tab.
21:29
SPEAKER_02: When you get there, get this.
21:30
SPEAKER_02: A$1.5 litre jug of cocktail complimentary.
21:34
SPEAKER_03: Damn.
21:35
SPEAKER_02: So Kate and I buy two of us, just Kate and I shared a one and a half litre cocktail to start the night off.
21:41
SPEAKER_04: What's it?
21:41
SPEAKER_04: She was also saying, um, what was it?
21:43
SPEAKER_04: Uh you can get like dairy's.
21:45
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
21:46
SPEAKER_04: And like um vapes served to you.
21:48
SPEAKER_02: They do.
21:49
SPEAKER_02: That is cigars and everything.
21:50
SPEAKER_04: Fucking weird.
21:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, mate.
21:52
SPEAKER_02: That you don't reali you gotta understand is that they are a third world country.
21:56
SPEAKER_02: They rely so much on us that they try and accommodate the world.
21:59
SPEAKER_02: You know.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: Australia is one of the worlds where you you know there's so many countries where you can still smoke in a bar.
22:05
SPEAKER_05: You've got to think about that.
22:07
SPEAKER_02: You know, there's a lot of countries where they are, and you know, in Bali, I will admit that was I hate the smell of cigarettes, and that is the one thing in Bali is that there's a lot of people that smoke over there, and like when you're at a restaurant, you people can smoke there, you're allowed to.
22:19
SPEAKER_02: But to be honest, there wasn't a lot of people that did that.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: You only saw that every now and then because some people, you know, they're generous and they don't get but at Finn's, you can buy cigarette cigars.
22:29
SPEAKER_02: That is wild.
22:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that is wild.
22:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so um, yeah.
22:33
SPEAKER_02: Bali, we're gonna try and get the team to go over there.
22:36
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna try and convince Oscar and Sienna to come up because Oscar would seriously love it and would just have a blast because I can't explain.
22:43
SPEAKER_02: Look, I went to England and England was phenomenal.
22:46
SPEAKER_02: That was the best holiday I've ever done.
22:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but Bali just was a different holiday in itself.
22:50
SPEAKER_02: It just was a relaxing Kate and I had a ball every day.
22:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, not a dull moment.
22:55
SPEAKER_02: Not a dull, and even though she sprained her ankle, we still made the most of it.
22:59
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
23:00
SPEAKER_02: So we're gonna mark my word, mate, we're gonna do a podcast over in Bali one day.
23:04
SPEAKER_04: It would be fun.
23:05
SPEAKER_04: Imagine that! That would be really fun.
23:06
SPEAKER_02: I'll have to bring the equipment over there, but you'd make it work.
23:09
SPEAKER_04: That would be so much fun.
23:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
23:12
SPEAKER_02: All right, mate, let's move on because we're gonna we're going a bit over time.
23:14
SPEAKER_02: This might be a bit of a longer podcast.
23:16
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
23:16
SPEAKER_02: Um, mate, let's get into it.
23:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, your name.
23:18
SPEAKER_02: Now, it's been a while since I posted this, so if anyone remembers doing it, it was um I heard this on the news, and it was a Keith Urban concert.
23:26
SPEAKER_02: My mum went there, and there were a lot of people that were standing in the seated areas.
23:30
SPEAKER_02: Now, a lot of people complained the fact that people were standing in the seated areas.
23:34
SPEAKER_02: Now, I thought to myself, I and I thought to myself, this would be a good yay or nay question.
23:40
SPEAKER_02: Standing in a seated area at a concert, yay or nay.
23:44
SPEAKER_02: Now, Braden, you saw normally I asked you the results, you did see the results, but I'll get your point.
23:49
SPEAKER_02: Do you think yay or nay for that?
23:51
SPEAKER_02: Standing in a seated standing in a seated area at a concert, yay or nay.
23:55
SPEAKER_04: Standing in a seated area.
23:57
SPEAKER_04: At a concert.
23:58
SPEAKER_04: I mean, yay, I guess.
23:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:00
SPEAKER_02: So I talked to my bosses, Caroline, who we're just talking about.
24:02
SPEAKER_02: Shout out to you Caroline, she listens to the podcast, and my boss and um Rob.
24:07
SPEAKER_02: And they they said no.
24:09
SPEAKER_02: They said that's a nay because you know you you when you want to sit at an area, you want to sit.
24:13
SPEAKER_02: If you want to stand, you should go in the mosh pit.
24:15
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
24:15
SPEAKER_02: But I'm like, also, you can't expect to be sitting down the whole time at a concert.
24:19
SPEAKER_02: You want to get up and dance.
24:21
SPEAKER_05: Exactly, man.
24:22
SPEAKER_02: So I'm gonna go, I was gonna go yay, because I think if you are out of concert, you should expect the fact that people are probably gonna stand.
24:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
24:30
SPEAKER_02: Because some people don't want to go in the mosh pit.
24:32
SPEAKER_04: No, well, yeah, I just think like, you know, maybe that there's always like I feel like there would be that point in time where like something good happens and someone's gonna jump up.
24:40
SPEAKER_04: Like, should I not?
24:41
SPEAKER_02: I think if you're standing the whole time, maybe you can be pushing because if there is someone behind you, let's say an older person that cannot stand, you know, that could be a bit thing.
24:50
SPEAKER_02: But if you're standing for like maybe every now and then you get up and dance and you sit back down after the song is done, that's fine.
24:56
SPEAKER_02: I think that's fine.
24:58
SPEAKER_02: But I still think yay.
24:59
SPEAKER_02: I think standing in a seated area, I think you can.
25:01
SPEAKER_02: I think you just got to be my bit mindful around you.
25:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, observe.
25:06
SPEAKER_02: If you can tell these young people behind you that can stand, fuck it, stand because they can also stand.
25:10
SPEAKER_02: You're right again.
25:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
25:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so this is the results.
25:13
SPEAKER_02: 52% voted yay, 48% voted no.
25:16
SPEAKER_04: It's fairly close as well.
25:17
SPEAKER_02: It is a fairly close.
25:18
SPEAKER_02: So thank you guys for contributing on that.
25:20
SPEAKER_02: We love it when you guys get involved in the show.
25:22
SPEAKER_02: Um, but yeah, I I I'm going yay.
25:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, I agree with you.
25:27
SPEAKER_04: I agree with you definitely.
25:28
SPEAKER_02: Just be a bit mindful and just be common sense.
25:30
SPEAKER_04: If you've got an old person behind you, maybe you know, just understanding oh, okay, maybe it also depends on where these seated areas are put, though, too, I guess.
25:36
SPEAKER_04: That um I don't know, just it depends, doesn't it?
25:39
SPEAKER_02: It does depend.
25:40
SPEAKER_04: There's so many factors that can really change the whole output of it.
25:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
25:44
SPEAKER_04: But um, I have this mate.
25:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is a first thing on the podcast.
25:48
SPEAKER_01: An audio, a voice message.
25:50
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and it's um from one of the security guards um that used to work at a bar.
25:57
SPEAKER_04: I used to work at um sorry guys.
26:00
SPEAKER_02: Is this the como?
26:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
26:02
SPEAKER_02: Shout out to the como.
26:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:05
SPEAKER_04: This guy is freaking sick.
26:06
SPEAKER_02: So this is the first voice message we have.
26:09
SPEAKER_02: This could be a new thing.
26:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you know, we're gonna get people on, yeah.
26:12
SPEAKER_02: So you're gonna hear a listener.
26:13
SPEAKER_04: This is this is one of the listeners, his name's Tev.
26:16
SPEAKER_02: And I haven't heard this.
26:17
SPEAKER_02: This is my first time hearing it.
26:18
SPEAKER_02: So what is that what's he sent him?
26:19
SPEAKER_02: What is it?
26:20
SPEAKER_02: Is it a story?
26:21
SPEAKER_04: It is a story.
26:22
SPEAKER_04: Oh, we love yes! And it's and it's about something we did, I think, about two or three episodes back.
26:28
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so you're not gonna tell me about it?
26:30
SPEAKER_04: No, no.
26:30
SPEAKER_04: I mean Okay.
26:31
SPEAKER_04: You'll just listen to it.
26:32
SPEAKER_04: Okay, let's uh he does mention it, he does mention it, but this is uh this is Tev.
26:36
SPEAKER_04: He's an absolute seat cunt.
26:37
SPEAKER_04: So shout out to you, mate.
26:38
SPEAKER_02: Thanks for the voice messages.
26:39
SPEAKER_02: Let's hear it.
26:39
SPEAKER_02: This is my first time here.
26:40
SPEAKER_02: Let's go.
26:41
SPEAKER_04: Alright, ready?
26:41
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
26:42
SPEAKER_02: Take the take the microsock off first, mate.
26:44
SPEAKER_02: Maybe it'll be easy to put the mic sock off.
26:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we would make it more crystal clear.
26:47
SPEAKER_02: So, yeah, let's get awesome.
26:48
SPEAKER_04: Hopefully you guys can hear this.
26:49
SPEAKER_02: Okay, here we go.
26:50
SPEAKER_02: Let's listen.
26:51
SPEAKER_02: Okay, here we go.
26:52
SPEAKER_00: Bro, I'm listening to your podcast while I'm at work, right?
26:54
SPEAKER_00: Driving around.
26:56
SPEAKER_00: And I'm on the uh fourth episode, I think, where you talk about taking dogs in shops and whatever.
27:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
27:02
SPEAKER_00: And uh Joey says, you know, has there any been any other animals?
27:06
SPEAKER_00: Fucking when I worked at the bottom shop, I had this one rock out one day and she walked in and she had this like Easter egg wicker bastard style thing.
27:13
SPEAKER_00: And um she gets to the counter and I noticed there's a fucking chocolate, like a fucking full-block chicken.
27:21
SPEAKER_00: And I sort of like the animal like fucking.
27:25
SPEAKER_00: And my boss was like, you can't bring that in here.
27:27
SPEAKER_00: And she goes, Throw is this letter at us?
27:29
SPEAKER_00: There's a letter from a doctor saying that this is a compassion chicken to help with her anxiety through day-to-day life.
27:36
SPEAKER_00: So she had a compassion chicken for anxiety.
27:41
SPEAKER_04: And that's it.
27:44
SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
27:46
SPEAKER_04: He said it was funny as fuck, and we laughed for months about it.
27:52
SPEAKER_04: What?
27:53
SPEAKER_02: An anxiety frickin' chicken, man! Oh, okay.
27:57
SPEAKER_02: Um, I you know, I get you know, there are I've heard about these type of thing.
28:01
SPEAKER_02: I've never heard of a chicken.
28:02
SPEAKER_02: You know, normally they're dogs or cats.
28:04
SPEAKER_02: A chicken.
28:06
SPEAKER_02: Well, surely okay, you there's gotta be a consent where there's gonna be a draw the line where you can bring an animal into shops and chicken should be one of them.
28:14
SPEAKER_02: Don't they have a lot of fleas and all that topics?
28:16
SPEAKER_04: I think that they do, yeah.
28:18
SPEAKER_04: That's wrong.
28:19
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, I disagree with that.
28:21
SPEAKER_04: It's a bottle, though, too.
28:22
SPEAKER_04: It's like, why the fuck would you bring chicken into bottle?
28:26
SPEAKER_02: Who was that that sent that in?
28:28
SPEAKER_02: Uh Tev.
28:29
SPEAKER_02: Tev, mate, shout out to you.
28:30
SPEAKER_02: Thank you so much, brother.
28:31
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
28:31
SPEAKER_02: Um, wow, that that is interesting.
28:34
SPEAKER_02: That is bizarre.
28:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
28:37
SPEAKER_02: I think that's drawing the line a bit.
28:39
SPEAKER_02: You should find another animal.
28:40
SPEAKER_02: Maybe a bit of an animal that could be a bit more friendly.
28:43
SPEAKER_02: Not friend, chickens are friendly, but you know, a bit more, you know, dog, cat, even if it's like a it would smell funny too, wouldn't it?
28:50
SPEAKER_04: Like, chickens do have that weird smell.
28:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's that's pushing it, I think.
28:54
SPEAKER_02: A chicken.
28:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because imagine if you've got a chicken and you're going to a restaurant.
28:58
SPEAKER_02: I I don't want to be sitting there eating my chicken while there's a chicken next to me.
29:01
SPEAKER_02: Like that that's gonna make me feel guilty.
29:05
SPEAKER_02: Like, what is that chicken thinking when I'm hamming down a chicken palming?
29:09
SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah, that I'm sorry.
29:12
SPEAKER_02: You know, I I I you know, I'm no, I'm not saying against any anyone with anxiety.
29:16
SPEAKER_02: That is, and people get animals, but that chicken is drawing a line.
29:19
SPEAKER_02: No chicken should be any passionate animal.
29:22
SPEAKER_02: That is just wrong.
29:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:25
SPEAKER_02: Wow, okay, there you go.
29:28
SPEAKER_02: The things you see.
29:30
SPEAKER_02: Something else, man, isn't it?
29:32
SPEAKER_04: But I do have something else as well.
29:34
SPEAKER_04: So my partner today, she just got her second tattoo, and it's of a scorpion.
29:40
SPEAKER_04: It's on a like right side shoulder blade.
29:44
SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
29:45
SPEAKER_04: Decent size and everything, looks nice.
29:47
SPEAKER_04: Not as good as mine, but looks nice.
29:50
SPEAKER_02: Yes! I love it how you have to put that in there.
29:52
SPEAKER_02: Give me a fist one for that.
29:53
SPEAKER_02: That's good.
29:54
SPEAKER_04: So, um, yeah, so she's got this tattoo, guys, and um it I will be honest, like the price for it and everything, and it looks good.
30:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, nice price for it too.
30:02
SPEAKER_04: And I think it was like 150 bucks, and it looks mint.
30:04
SPEAKER_04: Yep.
30:05
SPEAKER_04: Um and yeah, she comes home, she's showing me.
30:08
SPEAKER_04: I was like, oh yeah, that's sick, like it looks cool that.
30:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, like obviously not as cool as mine, but it looks cool.
30:13
SPEAKER_04: And um, um, whatever.
30:15
SPEAKER_04: And then later on I find her on the couch.
30:18
SPEAKER_04: She's um searching up, what does scorpion mean tattooed on your body?
30:23
SPEAKER_04: Like what?
30:23
SPEAKER_04: What is it?
30:24
SPEAKER_04: What does it like represent?
30:26
SPEAKER_04: Wait, do you not do you not search these things up before you put on your body?
30:33
SPEAKER_04: Just like, yeah.
30:36
SPEAKER_04: Oh no, what do you do?
30:38
SPEAKER_04: What happens if he said it was stupid?
30:40
SPEAKER_04: No, I mean, oh come on.
30:41
SPEAKER_04: I just found it funny as.
30:43
SPEAKER_04: So what does it mean?
30:44
SPEAKER_04: Uh it's like stuff to do with like integrity and strength and everything.
30:48
SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
30:48
SPEAKER_04: So it's nothing bad.
30:49
SPEAKER_04: Imagine if it wasn't.
30:50
SPEAKER_02: But imagine if it was though.
30:51
SPEAKER_02: Like Imagine it's like, oh, you are a tramp stamp type person.
30:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
30:59
SPEAKER_02: No, Amy.
31:00
SPEAKER_02: You that that if you're printing something on your body, do your research.
31:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
31:05
SPEAKER_04: I mean, like, to be fair, like, yeah, I don't know.
31:08
SPEAKER_04: I mean, I didn't I didn't research any of my.
31:10
SPEAKER_02: I'm just looking at your arm.
31:11
SPEAKER_02: Do you have a new tattoo?
31:12
SPEAKER_04: No, I don't.
31:12
SPEAKER_02: That doesn't?
31:13
SPEAKER_02: Okay, that just looks different.
31:14
SPEAKER_04: I do want to get new tattoos that I need like I still gotta do my tax.
31:17
SPEAKER_04: That's what I want to get new tattoos.
31:18
SPEAKER_02: Shit, Braden.
31:19
SPEAKER_02: You still gotta get that done.
31:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:22
SPEAKER_02: Frickin' tax.
31:22
SPEAKER_02: It's a pain in the ass, though.
31:24
SPEAKER_04: It's just yeah.
31:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just shit.
31:27
SPEAKER_04: You can't be bothered.
31:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
31:30
SPEAKER_02: Oh, so have you uh do you have a tattoo that you regret or yet?
31:34
SPEAKER_02: Or you have and be honest.
31:36
SPEAKER_04: I mean, like, sometimes I'm like, why the fuck did I even get a tattoo?
31:40
SPEAKER_02: What okay, Braden?
31:42
SPEAKER_02: I've just had an absolute fucking it's like I've just jumped to one conversation to another.
31:47
SPEAKER_02: Brayden literally a minute ago goes, yeah, I want to get a fucking fall asleep tattoo.
31:51
SPEAKER_02: A minute later, I ask him, have you ever regretted a tattoo?
31:55
SPEAKER_02: Uh fuck.
31:55
SPEAKER_02: Sometimes I wish I sometimes look at him and go, Why the fuck did I get a tattoo?
31:59
SPEAKER_02: What the f Braden?
32:01
SPEAKER_04: No, no, well look, look, listen to it.
32:03
SPEAKER_04: It's just like sometimes I'm like just like sometimes like, oh I I could definitely could have thought about it better.
32:15
SPEAKER_04: But you know what?
32:16
SPEAKER_04: We ball, bro, we just do what we do.
32:18
SPEAKER_02: So um Yeah, so explain to the people because you got you what do you got?
32:21
SPEAKER_02: You got a snake?
32:22
SPEAKER_04: I got I got it like a a snake, you know, typical white boy.
32:25
SPEAKER_04: Which I think is cool.
32:26
SPEAKER_04: I don't want to hear about it.
32:27
SPEAKER_02: It is typical white boy.
32:28
SPEAKER_04: Um so I got that, and then I got a rose.
32:30
SPEAKER_04: Fuck you, typical white boys.
32:33
SPEAKER_04: I got a scorpion, and then I've got a panda.
32:35
SPEAKER_02: Can I see your scorpion?
32:36
SPEAKER_02: Let's have a look.
32:37
SPEAKER_04: My scorpion looks sick.
32:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that is a that is a cool scorpion.
32:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's even fighting with a snake, so fuck you.
32:44
SPEAKER_04: Um, and I got a panda for my nano, because we call a nano panda.
32:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's love.
32:48
SPEAKER_02: That's that's kind of cool.
32:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and then I just got some words and then some dice.
32:52
SPEAKER_04: What roads do you have?
32:53
SPEAKER_04: I got strength and love.
32:56
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, Braden.
32:59
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
33:00
SPEAKER_04: It's just like at the time, at the time it's like, yeah.
33:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, strength and love.
33:07
SPEAKER_04: 100% going on me.
33:11
SPEAKER_02: And then you get and then you mature in that age, and you're like, oh fuck.
33:14
SPEAKER_02: Now I'm under 17.
33:15
SPEAKER_04: What happens at work too, man?
33:18
SPEAKER_04: It's like, why is love on your right hand?
33:20
SPEAKER_04: I was like, oh, because that's where I want it.
33:22
SPEAKER_04: He's like, because like you make love with your right hand.
33:26
SPEAKER_04: I was like, dude, that's crazy.
33:28
SPEAKER_04: I guess it could be, but like and then, like, yeah, that's good.
33:32
SPEAKER_02: Because it's his right hand, he made love, and that's how he got his strong arm.
33:35
SPEAKER_02: Exactly, exactly.
33:36
SPEAKER_04: And then there'll be like strength, and then they'll see it, and I'll be like, I work out, I'll be like, oh fuck, man, you reckon you give me a hand, like, things like proper tough.
33:43
SPEAKER_04: And he's like, Oh, you even have it tattooed on you, man.
33:47
SPEAKER_04: Strength.
33:48
SPEAKER_03: Who you are is a waste of space, a piece of shit, and a weak son of a bitch.
33:58
SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's good to have it.
33:59
SPEAKER_03: I love work.
34:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh, fucking hell, that's brilliant.
34:02
SPEAKER_02: Uh man.
34:04
SPEAKER_02: Alright, mate.
34:05
SPEAKER_02: You going to the next thing.
34:06
SPEAKER_02: You brought the what do you mean by duck?
34:08
SPEAKER_04: So okay, look, so guys, uh me and my partner, she so my partner is uh Celiac, so she's gluten obviously gluten-free.
34:16
SPEAKER_04: And obviously, some people know it's like hard to go to markets and whatnot to find good food.
34:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
34:22
SPEAKER_04: And we found a spot on Sandgate Road.
34:24
SPEAKER_04: It was a she actually found it.
34:26
SPEAKER_04: Uh it was a gluten-free market.
34:27
SPEAKER_04: It was small, but it was fucking great.
34:30
SPEAKER_04: We had karage chicken wraps.
34:32
SPEAKER_04: And we had What did you just call them?
34:34
SPEAKER_04: Karage chicken.
34:35
SPEAKER_02: Do you mean karaje?
34:36
SPEAKER_02: Wait, am I wait, what the fuck are they called?
34:38
SPEAKER_02: Are you okay?
34:39
SPEAKER_02: Wait, am I being a is it isn't it karaj chicken?
34:41
SPEAKER_02: Karaj?
34:42
SPEAKER_04: Karagi.
34:43
SPEAKER_02: I'm pretty sure it's Karaj.
34:44
SPEAKER_02: Wait, wait, wait.
34:44
SPEAKER_04: Karaj A.
34:45
SPEAKER_04: No.
34:46
SPEAKER_02: Am I am I the fuckhead?
34:47
SPEAKER_04: I think so.
34:48
SPEAKER_02: Wait.
34:50
SPEAKER_02: Wait, just hold the sorry here right now.
34:52
SPEAKER_04: It is Karagi.
34:52
SPEAKER_04: So Karagi.
34:54
SPEAKER_04: Karagi chicken.
34:55
unknown: What the fuck?
34:56
SPEAKER_04: Who would say karaje?
34:58
SPEAKER_02: Okay, let's just pretend I didn't say so.
35:00
SPEAKER_04: It was karate.
35:00
SPEAKER_04: We had karage chicken wraps.
35:02
SPEAKER_04: And then we had uh you know what?
35:05
SPEAKER_04: It sounds bad.
35:06
SPEAKER_04: Like I thought it was gross at the start, but it was quite good.
35:08
SPEAKER_04: It was coconut, chocolate ice cream on crepes.
35:12
SPEAKER_04: It was delicious.
35:13
SPEAKER_02: So you lost me.
35:14
SPEAKER_02: I'm not a big coconut fan, eh?
35:15
SPEAKER_02: See, a lot of people are gonna hate me.
35:16
SPEAKER_02: It was weird, but Do you know what a lot I don't like?
35:18
SPEAKER_02: And I know everyone's gonna hate me on this.
35:21
SPEAKER_02: Lemmington's.
35:22
SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
35:23
SPEAKER_02: Damn.
35:23
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I can't do coconut.
35:26
SPEAKER_04: I can't do I think that's where it like crosses the line where you should have just stayed at barley.
35:32
SPEAKER_02: Well, I like I wanted to try peanut colada, and then I saw I had coconut and then I'm like, I've always wanted to try peanut.
35:37
SPEAKER_02: Hey, pinalada.
35:38
SPEAKER_04: Oh dude, pina coladas are good.
35:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but coconut, I know I won't like it because it's got coconut in it.
35:43
SPEAKER_04: Uh, I guess, yeah.
35:44
SPEAKER_04: Anyway, going on, we're going off topic.
35:45
SPEAKER_04: Anyway, anyway, anyway.
35:46
SPEAKER_04: So yeah, well, that was nice.
35:47
SPEAKER_04: Um, there's some other nice stuff.
35:49
SPEAKER_04: And then we got we so there was like there was you had the food trucks at the front, and you had like this big market warehouse, and you go inside it's like, oh, these old people's like, you know, little bits, and like you grab things and you go to the counter instead of having to pay for it at the store.
36:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
36:03
SPEAKER_04: You can go to the counter and pay for it.
36:04
SPEAKER_04: So me and my partner, we both so her she bought like a smaller version for her parents.
36:10
SPEAKER_04: We bought like this big duck.
36:12
SPEAKER_04: This wooden fucking duck.
36:14
SPEAKER_04: How big are you talking about?
36:15
SPEAKER_04: I'm talking a like from here to here, bro.
36:18
SPEAKER_02: For the people that are listening that can't see that right now.
36:20
SPEAKER_04: It's it's probably about like from my hip to my knee.
36:23
SPEAKER_04: Ooh, that beautiful hip to the knee.
36:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:25
SPEAKER_04: I I'm a I'm a It's a bit of a visual learner.
36:28
SPEAKER_04: I'm a tall, tall person.
36:31
SPEAKER_04: No, so it's about probably probably like probably like from my wrist to like the middle of my forearm.
36:37
SPEAKER_04: Oh, middle of my bicep.
36:38
SPEAKER_04: Okay, that's not too bad.
36:39
SPEAKER_04: It's not it's not too bad.
36:40
SPEAKER_04: And um Yeah, it's it's a fucking it's a captain.
36:44
SPEAKER_04: It's a it's a pirate.
36:45
SPEAKER_04: It's a pirate.
36:46
SPEAKER_04: It's a pirate.
36:47
SPEAKER_04: So it's got a wooden stump as a leg.
36:49
SPEAKER_04: Oh, that's so cool.
36:50
SPEAKER_04: And it's got a shoe.
36:52
SPEAKER_04: It's fucking sick.
36:53
SPEAKER_04: Oh, that's awesome.
36:54
SPEAKER_04: And we bought two, and then we've got it on the um, we've got it on the table, it's called Captain Quack.
37:00
SPEAKER_04: Captain Quack's on the table.
37:02
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
37:02
SPEAKER_04: And they had wooden they had wooden whales there.
37:04
SPEAKER_04: I was like, we've got to get a whale, big fucking like mopey dick on the on the table.
37:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh, mate, love it.
37:12
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna have to show me a photo though.
37:13
SPEAKER_04: Dude, it was good.
37:14
SPEAKER_04: It was good.
37:14
SPEAKER_04: I'll see if Naomi can send me a photo while we're talking about it.
37:16
SPEAKER_02: Alright, awesome.
37:17
SPEAKER_02: Now, um, I want to quickly talk about this, mate.
37:19
SPEAKER_02: AFL.
37:20
SPEAKER_02: Need to talk about it.
37:20
SPEAKER_02: My Brisbane lions are going to the prelim.
37:22
SPEAKER_02: When we're acting when I'm actually actually, shit, I've just realized.
37:26
SPEAKER_02: When you're listening to this, the game's already been.
37:29
SPEAKER_02: Now, if you're listening to this, that means if we won, the lines are going to the grand final again.
37:35
SPEAKER_02: That'll be three years in a row, we've made it to the grand final.
37:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
37:38
SPEAKER_02: If you're listening to this and they haven't, I'm probably killing myself.
37:42
SPEAKER_02: Now, lions out there, if you listened.
37:44
SPEAKER_02: Look, I know you won the grand final last year and I'm happy.
37:47
SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
37:48
SPEAKER_02: I witness you.
37:49
SPEAKER_02: But you've gotten this five.
37:50
SPEAKER_02: Surely you can make it back to back.
37:52
SPEAKER_02: Okay?
37:52
SPEAKER_02: I need I need to witness that in my life back to back.
37:55
SPEAKER_02: And the Broncos, too, they're going on another good role.
37:57
SPEAKER_02: So, Brisbane, Brisbane again.
37:59
SPEAKER_02: 2023 grand final, redo, and we're coming back strong.
38:02
SPEAKER_02: Just wanted to talk about that.
38:04
SPEAKER_02: Go the lines.
38:05
SPEAKER_02: Go the lines.
38:06
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
38:07
SPEAKER_02: Look, you I'm a bit nervous because when you're listening to this, it could either be yes or buck, nah, they're out.
38:14
SPEAKER_02: Next podcast, you'll see how I feel about it.
38:15
SPEAKER_04: I really want to be at this game because I remember last game and it was pretty intense.
38:18
SPEAKER_04: You're at my house.
38:19
SPEAKER_04: I was I will only go just to see how you react to a day.
38:23
SPEAKER_04: You saw a different sides for the game.
38:25
SPEAKER_04: It is, it is, it's so good.
38:27
SPEAKER_04: I love it.
38:27
SPEAKER_04: Because like it's like people are like, oh fuck yeah, I'm like, I'm a number one fan of this team.
38:33
SPEAKER_04: I was like, fuck off.
38:34
SPEAKER_04: I know a cunt that will dead set, ball his eyes out.
38:37
SPEAKER_04: If the team is winning, but so close to losing.
38:40
SPEAKER_04: Dude, this guy has dedication to the team.
38:42
SPEAKER_02: I I'm a very I and I think I've talked about this on the podcast.
38:46
SPEAKER_02: I think sport, watching sports, any even if you like watching tennis, golf, motorsport, what any sport you like, I think it's one of the best therapeutic things because when you support a team or support something, yeah, you know your energy goes to that.
38:59
SPEAKER_02: You know, when you watch footy, like when you're at the game, and I get that, it's like I can watch any sport, like supercars, formula one, NRL, cricket.
39:08
SPEAKER_02: I'm freaking phenomenal at cricket, but yeah, you saw a different side to me that night.
39:11
SPEAKER_02: So that's what I'm saying.
39:13
SPEAKER_02: You should have seen me at grand final when we won.
39:15
SPEAKER_02: Oh, dude.
39:16
SPEAKER_02: You should have witnessed that.
39:17
SPEAKER_02: But mate, let's get into it.
39:20
SPEAKER_02: Questions.
39:20
SPEAKER_02: Now, because we've been a while since we posted one, we thought we'd do two questions.
39:24
SPEAKER_02: You posted a question.
39:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I did one late thinking.
39:26
SPEAKER_02: And let's yeah, let's do that one because you had one response.
39:29
SPEAKER_04: So I had I I remember it.
39:31
SPEAKER_04: Uh there was one.
39:32
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna keep it anonymous.
39:34
SPEAKER_04: Um this guy.
39:36
SPEAKER_04: Well, no, what's the question?
39:38
SPEAKER_04: Oh, so the question was what was the craziest shit you've done up on mock-up week for school?
39:44
SPEAKER_04: But it wouldn't let me type anymore, and it was supposed to be like if not school like whenever during school, or like in life, like what's like I wonder for the people that are listening who don't know why I wonder if everyone does a mock-up week.
39:57
SPEAKER_02: So if you're listening, so you don't know what we're talking about here in I think in Brisbane, a lot of areas do it in Brisbane, I should say.
40:01
SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna say Queensland because I don't know, but in Brisbane definitely.
40:04
SPEAKER_02: When you're in grade 12 and it's coming towards the end of your work, so we're working end of school, that coming up to that last, let's say the last month normally.
40:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, did you do yours in the last week?
40:15
SPEAKER_02: Because we did ours the second last week.
40:17
SPEAKER_04: Uh I think it was uh I think mine was the second last week.
40:21
SPEAKER_04: If I didn't think mine was the last week.
40:23
SPEAKER_04: Oh, you think you're okay?
40:24
SPEAKER_04: We went full out brain.
40:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so for what it is is that each, I don't know about Brady, but in my school, each day was a different day to do something.
40:31
SPEAKER_02: So one day you bring uh bring something that's not a bag to school.
40:35
SPEAKER_02: And then one of them was a water balloon flight, which we got a lot of trouble in for that one.
40:39
SPEAKER_02: Um Crazy Hair Day.
40:41
SPEAKER_02: We did all shit.
40:42
SPEAKER_02: So what has this person bring?
40:44
SPEAKER_04: Because So this person um during my couple week, um they thought it was a good idea to get cement.
40:51
SPEAKER_04: And they poured cement in the toilet.
40:55
SPEAKER_02: Oh for fuck's sake.
40:57
SPEAKER_02: Really?
40:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
41:01
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, but that's just stupid.
41:04
SPEAKER_04: It's a kind of a thing, isn't it?
41:06
SPEAKER_02: That like I want to laugh, but at the same time, I'm just thinking, what the fuck?
41:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
41:12
SPEAKER_02: Look, I get the I get the joke around.
41:15
SPEAKER_04: IT did get expelled.
41:17
SPEAKER_02: There you fucking go.
41:18
SPEAKER_02: Oh, before he graduated.
41:20
SPEAKER_02: Oh, what a fucking Oh my god.
41:23
SPEAKER_01: Look, okay.
41:24
SPEAKER_02: Muck-up week like what I just said, when we experienced, it was just little things.
41:28
SPEAKER_02: You'd have a water balloon fight, you bring, like, I remember on the day that you didn't bring a bag to school, it had to be something else.
41:33
SPEAKER_02: I bought a um, what did I bring?
41:36
SPEAKER_02: I think I bought, oh, I think I bought a like a like a rack.
41:39
SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, like one of those like not a rack, sorry, a rake.
41:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
41:43
SPEAKER_02: And I had my bag, like I had my rack as my thing.
41:46
SPEAKER_02: So I had all my books balanced on the rake.
41:48
SPEAKER_02: And I was carrying that around.
41:49
SPEAKER_02: I thought that was kind of funny.
41:50
SPEAKER_02: But someone bought a wheelbarrow, a fucking wheelbarrow to school.
41:54
SPEAKER_02: So, but clogging up the toilet, because what you've done is something that now can't be you.
42:02
SPEAKER_02: If you do a water balloon flight, you know, you can clean up the mess and all that.
42:05
SPEAKER_02: You, you know, you poured up fucking concrete down the toilet.
42:09
SPEAKER_02: That is ripping out the toilet, regonning.
42:11
SPEAKER_02: You are, I'm sorry, a dickhead.
42:14
SPEAKER_02: And you deserve getting expelled.
42:16
SPEAKER_02: Because if I'm sorry, but if I need to cheat at school and I opened up the door and all the toilets did he do all the toilets?
42:25
SPEAKER_04: Uh no, it was just the boys.
42:27
SPEAKER_04: So it was, I think it was like three or four toilets.
42:29
SPEAKER_04: Okay, there you go.
42:30
SPEAKER_02: Let's say there's three or fucking torrents in that one store and I am busting, I'm clenching, I've got I am walking like my legs are shaking because I'm mad clenching my ass.
42:39
SPEAKER_02: I get there, open it up, what the fuck is this?
42:42
SPEAKER_02: Go to the next door.
42:42
SPEAKER_02: What the f concrete in there?
42:45
SPEAKER_02: And you can't shit on concrete because then the problem is, guess what?
42:48
SPEAKER_02: It's not gonna flush.
42:49
SPEAKER_04: I just I just wonder if someone like someone's busting hard, didn't realise taking a shit and a piss, and they've just gone full flush, and they've just seen it come and rise up in the back.
43:02
SPEAKER_02: As a person that works in bathrooms.
43:04
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, but you are a cockhead.
43:07
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
43:08
SPEAKER_02: Not only okay, you know what?
43:09
SPEAKER_02: You could say that you keep us in business.
43:11
SPEAKER_02: No, motherfucker.
43:13
SPEAKER_02: You don't keep us in business.
43:14
SPEAKER_02: You're the one where we go in and go, we're not fixing this because that's just stupidity.
43:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, definitely.
43:19
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
43:20
SPEAKER_02: I'll give I'll because this is a truthful podcast, I'll give the guy credit on this.
43:25
SPEAKER_02: Thinking outside the box.
43:27
SPEAKER_02: No one, I bet you everyone who's listening to this would just be like scratching their fucking head and be thinking, it makes sense.
43:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but what the fuck?
43:35
SPEAKER_04: Definitely, definitely.
43:36
SPEAKER_02: And it was on uh You know what I thought you were about to say when you said he had concrete, I thought you were about to say like he concreted like someone's top like tie near someone's tires and all that.
43:47
SPEAKER_02: And be like, that's funny, you know.
43:50
SPEAKER_02: Like like putting like concrete around a teacher's car or something, you know, where you can break it off and all that.
43:54
SPEAKER_02: Down a fucking toilet, really?
43:56
SPEAKER_04: I I was um saying to him, I was saying to him, I was like, wouldn't it be funny if you just got Concrete and you put on like teachers' desks.
44:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, just something like that.
44:04
SPEAKER_04: That would be funny.
44:04
SPEAKER_04: But you had to go to the toilet.
44:06
SPEAKER_02: Or but I thought you know what would be another funny thing is if you get like the teacher's pencils and you chuck them in a jar and then the next day you put it on her desk and all her pencils and pens are in this concrete jar.
44:17
SPEAKER_02: That's funny.
44:18
SPEAKER_02: Because it's nothing really that bad.
44:20
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
44:20
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, I can't.
44:22
SPEAKER_02: Thank you for listening, mate.
44:23
SPEAKER_02: I love you.
44:24
SPEAKER_02: Is he your friend?
44:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
44:25
SPEAKER_02: Do I know him?
44:26
SPEAKER_04: Uh no, you don't.
44:27
SPEAKER_02: Okay, good.
44:28
SPEAKER_02: Because I don't think I'm not saying anything more.
44:30
SPEAKER_02: Mate, shout out to you.
44:31
SPEAKER_02: Thank you for listening.
44:32
SPEAKER_02: We love this shit, okay?
44:33
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
44:34
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
44:34
SPEAKER_02: I love hearing this is what I want people to do to the podcast.
44:37
SPEAKER_02: Send in the most embarrassing stuff, and we're gonna be truthful about it.
44:40
SPEAKER_02: If you don't like the truth, well, we don't judge.
44:43
SPEAKER_02: I wonder if he looks back on it now and goes, yeah, fuck that was stupid.
44:46
SPEAKER_04: I would be like, fuck it.
44:48
SPEAKER_04: I did that.
44:49
SPEAKER_04: Would you?
44:50
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
44:50
SPEAKER_04: Well, thank me later.
44:52
SPEAKER_04: You got new brand new toilets.
44:55
SPEAKER_02: Hey, that's the pro side to it.
44:58
SPEAKER_02: You got brand new toilets, everyone.
44:59
SPEAKER_04: Did you ever do anything like in school that you did and like you're like, oh fuck.
45:03
SPEAKER_04: Like even especially at the time, like you're like, oh fuck.
45:06
SPEAKER_04: Like you fucked up.
45:07
SPEAKER_04: I remember one time.
45:08
SPEAKER_04: What do you mean?
45:08
SPEAKER_04: Like oh, like you've just fucked up at school, like you you were doing something fun and all of a sudden it catastrophic cat bla blah blah blah blah.
45:15
SPEAKER_04: Oh, it just turned it just went really bad.
45:17
SPEAKER_04: It just goes down south real quick.
45:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can't really think off the top of my head, but uh there would be moments like well, like that orange story with Oscar when we chucked a mandarin in there and he nearly got suspended because we chucked a mandarin in his Pringles container and he flung it out and hit a teacher on the leg.
45:31
SPEAKER_02: I felt kind of guilty about that because he nearly did get suspended for that, but he didn't, but also at the same time, Oscar's done heaps of stuff over the years.
45:39
SPEAKER_02: So it was a bit of like a bit of a sense of like that's karma.
45:42
SPEAKER_02: So um, but yeah, look, I I don't know, I don't think I've ever done anything where it was like it went really down south.
45:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah I think oh we did do one actually no I lied.
45:54
SPEAKER_02: This was stupid from the start though.
45:56
SPEAKER_02: We made we brought a lot someone's dad had big tarps for work, yeah, and they bought it to school, so we put it on the oval and we made a massive slip and side.
46:03
SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
46:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and they'll over the overcome, everyone's like, whoever was playing on that slip and side, you better come to the office.
46:09
SPEAKER_02: No one did because no teacher could physically find that couldn't there's so much of us they could not just define, so we technically got away with it.
46:17
SPEAKER_02: But that was kind of shit about kind of fun.
46:19
SPEAKER_02: But looking back on that now, I don't know why the fuck we did it.
46:22
SPEAKER_02: Because you know what sucked is I had wet clothes for the rest of the day.
46:25
SPEAKER_02: So that did suck.
46:27
SPEAKER_02: That's the worst.
46:28
SPEAKER_02: Teachers could have if the teachers were smart, they could have just walked around and see the wet dripping people and gone, yeah, go to the office.
46:33
SPEAKER_02: Clearly, you were definitely dead.
46:35
SPEAKER_02: What about you?
46:35
SPEAKER_04: Uh there was a couple.
46:36
SPEAKER_04: I mean, there's one where it was um it was one of our mates in a group, and he's he's like he's like in Japan or something now.
46:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
46:43
SPEAKER_04: But um, he made like a it's not funny, but it is funny.
46:48
SPEAKER_04: And I don't oblige to any of this stuff, so no one can do this.
46:51
SPEAKER_04: It's bad shit.
46:52
SPEAKER_04: This guy.
46:53
SPEAKER_02: Okay, before let's get this really out there before we have to save our podcast.
46:57
SPEAKER_02: What you're about to listen to, do not listen to this at home.
47:00
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
47:01
SPEAKER_02: We're a podcast that loves to hear stories.
47:03
SPEAKER_02: Whatever's about to be said, do not do, please.
47:06
SPEAKER_02: It's just stupid shit, but this is a truthful podcast, and we're gonna talk about it.
47:10
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and um, yeah, one of our mates uh he made like a fake um on a piece of paper, like a fake bomb.
47:18
SPEAKER_04: Oh god, yeah.
47:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and police came to the school and everything, and it was that was that was like something I was like, oh shit.
47:25
SPEAKER_04: Like you think at the time it was funny.
47:27
SPEAKER_04: That's the thing.
47:28
SPEAKER_04: When you like I wasn't in it, I wasn't, I heard about it.
47:31
SPEAKER_04: It was one of uh one of my close mates, and he wouldn't do anything like it.
47:34
SPEAKER_04: He just thought, oh funny, like no, he just lost it and someone picked it up and was like, I gave it to the teacher.
47:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
47:40
SPEAKER_02: Did he get expelled for that?
47:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he he moved to schools and everything.
47:43
SPEAKER_04: But like other shit that happened was um we're playing soccer once in the hall and all backed off into like this grass area, then it was toilets.
47:51
SPEAKER_04: You know those like the glass shades?
47:54
SPEAKER_04: Like the glass shades, like the um fucking like the lines almost?
47:58
SPEAKER_04: Oh yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:59
SPEAKER_01: You can turn him.
47:59
SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes, I know what you're talking about.
48:01
SPEAKER_01: They got a lever and they open, yeah, yeah.
48:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we're playing soccer, and my mate was across the um at the hall and I booted it to him and I fucking went instead of going to him, I went across him, went through the the sliding door that was open and smashed into these glass like louvers, and it frickin' pelted glass all through the fucking top.
48:21
SPEAKER_04: Oh god, love it.
48:22
SPEAKER_04: Uh that was like that was one thing I was like, oh shit, but yeah, like we've glued shit to walls and stuff like that we found was funny and then realized, oh, that's a bit of a cunt of a job.
48:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, I I I I remember I uh this is one thing I did on it in the science block very quickly, because we'll move on to the questions.
48:38
SPEAKER_02: I had we have big pedestal fans, like massive pedestal fans, because it was kind of hot in there and they didn't have ceiling fans, so there was this one big pedestal fan that would spin around and get you all in there.
48:46
SPEAKER_02: When the teacher wasn't looking, I thought it'd be a good idea to go behind it, and I got a piece of paper and I kind of like chucked it through the fan and it just went and just sprayed the whole class with this paper, you shred it up.
48:59
SPEAKER_02: Prick of a fan, because guess what?
49:01
SPEAKER_02: I had to clean it up.
49:02
SPEAKER_02: So, you know, you do stupid shit and you learn from stupid shit.
49:06
SPEAKER_02: This is the beauty about teenagers, you do stupid shit and you learn from it.
49:09
SPEAKER_02: And you look when you're an adult and you look back on it, you're like, fuck, that was stupid.
49:12
SPEAKER_02: But memories, okay.
49:14
SPEAKER_02: You know, it's good fun.
49:15
SPEAKER_02: As long as if no one got I think if no one got harmed in it, okay.
49:19
SPEAKER_02: Maybe it was wrong at the time, but if no one got harmed, it's memories you're gonna hold, and you're gonna talk about, yeah, you know it was stupid, and you wouldn't do it again because you know it's stupid, but it's memories.
49:28
SPEAKER_02: Definitely so, but that concrete in the toilet thing, fuck you, that's it.
49:31
SPEAKER_02: That's a that's that's bullshit.
49:34
SPEAKER_01: Don't move.
49:34
SPEAKER_02: All right, mate, let's get in it.
49:36
SPEAKER_02: We got two questions.
49:36
SPEAKER_02: Uh like, oh, we just did the first question, sorry.
49:38
SPEAKER_04: So we got yours now.
49:39
SPEAKER_02: Um yeah, so let's get into it.
49:41
SPEAKER_02: So my the first one, if you don't remember, I posted it ages ago because we were going to do a podcast and get it posted in Bali, but you and I were both busy, so we couldn't do that.
49:49
SPEAKER_03: I wasn't able to do it.
49:50
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, the question was um worst first dates.
49:53
SPEAKER_02: Or like worst date stories, I think it was.
49:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, worst date stories.
49:56
SPEAKER_02: So I think we had a couple, I actually don't remember if we had a couple sent in.
49:59
SPEAKER_02: Um yeah, so we got um two sent in.
50:02
SPEAKER_02: This one is a bit, this is a bit full on.
50:04
SPEAKER_02: This is like we're going serious here.
50:06
SPEAKER_02: This is like fucked up.
50:07
SPEAKER_02: Like what I'm about to hear, that what I'm about to read out, this is this is b this is below society, I think.
50:13
SPEAKER_02: This girl texted in a debt, who's a massive contributor to the club.
50:16
SPEAKER_04: A debt again.
50:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she loves the podcast.
50:18
SPEAKER_02: Shout out to you.
50:19
SPEAKER_02: She put got slapped in the face.
50:21
SPEAKER_04: She she needs to wrap herself with bubble wrap and just keep herself in a little box, I reckon.
50:26
SPEAKER_04: I would have punched you back in the face.
50:28
SPEAKER_04: She's had some horrible things happen.
50:29
SPEAKER_02: I know, like she just things just happen to her.
50:31
SPEAKER_02: That's just horrible.
50:32
SPEAKER_02: Who the fuck would do that to a girl?
50:33
SPEAKER_02: And who just in general, who the fuck would do that?
50:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
50:36
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, you know, that's a that's a worse story.
50:38
SPEAKER_02: First worst story.
50:39
SPEAKER_02: That is ridiculous.
50:40
SPEAKER_02: And this one now, I've gotta I've gotta remember, I don't want to read out the person's name because I don't know if they wanted to stay anonymous.
50:45
SPEAKER_02: Let me just see if they said stay anonymous.
50:47
SPEAKER_02: Um, okay, no, Justin.
50:50
SPEAKER_02: Ah, my boy.
50:51
SPEAKER_02: All right.
50:52
SPEAKER_02: Another contributor to the show, you know.
50:54
SPEAKER_02: We're loving this, and you know, shout out to you, mate.
50:56
SPEAKER_02: So this is what he's putting.
50:57
SPEAKER_02: I was at a pub one night and a female friend of mine brought her other friend.
51:02
SPEAKER_02: I her other friend.
51:03
SPEAKER_02: I obviously so he's got really bad grandma.
51:06
SPEAKER_02: He does.
51:07
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so I'm gonna have to read that again because he has done no fucking full stops.
51:11
SPEAKER_04: He says, he says, no, mine's fine, man.
51:13
SPEAKER_04: No, no, this is bullshit.
51:15
SPEAKER_02: Okay, here we go.
51:16
SPEAKER_02: Let me redo that again.
51:17
SPEAKER_02: I was at the pub one night and a female, a female friend of mine brought her other friend.
51:23
SPEAKER_02: I obviously thought this chick was super attractive.
51:25
SPEAKER_02: So I got her app, so aka for the older people listening, her number or Instagram, and took her on a date the next weekend.
51:32
SPEAKER_02: Leading up to it, I was thinking was she was really that hot.
51:35
SPEAKER_02: So I was trying to look through her tags and nothing was there.
51:38
SPEAKER_02: So I was just gonna do it.
51:40
SPEAKER_02: I took her on the date, but as soon as she hopped in the car, I thought to myself, boy, did I have a bad case of beer goggles.
51:48
SPEAKER_02: I did not, I did, I did end up sticking the date out, and she was a very lovely girl.
51:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh that is a typical just oh hey, look, you know, it can't happen when you're drunk, you know, you tend to like, oh yeah, but then you you see the going like, oh, you're maybe not my type.
52:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's why you need a wingman.
52:11
SPEAKER_04: Yes, you wingmans are like the thing, yeah.
52:14
SPEAKER_04: You need someone that can be like, dude, a no-guy.
52:18
SPEAKER_02: A no gag.
52:19
SPEAKER_04: Trust me, trust me.
52:21
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that poor girl probably could have thought he was really cute and all that.
52:23
SPEAKER_02: But hey, credits to him for sticking out the date.
52:27
SPEAKER_02: But should he just gone, no, sorry, the date.
52:29
SPEAKER_04: That's the thing, right?
52:30
SPEAKER_04: Is it is it him leading on or is it him?
52:33
SPEAKER_02: I don't think so, because if you at least if you she hopped in the car and went, look, um, sorry about the date.
52:38
SPEAKER_02: That's kind of a bit of a shitty mood because you're just like, oh, I've just got prepared for this date.
52:41
SPEAKER_02: You could have said this anytime.
52:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he stuck out through the date, and you know, they might have had a good time and all that, and like any first date, you don't know if it's gonna end, and she may have thought, oh, it's gone on, and he's just gone, sorry, I don't really feel anything.
52:52
SPEAKER_02: And ended that.
52:53
SPEAKER_02: So I actually think Justin's done the right thing.
52:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, credit to you, Justin, mate.
52:57
SPEAKER_02: You did a good thing.
52:58
SPEAKER_02: I actually think you would have been a shitty person if she hopped in the car and you went, sorry, sorry, get out.
53:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, that's fucked up.
53:04
SPEAKER_02: So, but there we go.
53:05
SPEAKER_02: There's the questions, mate.
53:06
SPEAKER_02: And there's another podcast.
53:08
SPEAKER_02: Have you had a shitty first date?
53:09
SPEAKER_02: A shitty first date.
53:11
SPEAKER_02: Um, I did go on a date with a girl once.
53:14
SPEAKER_02: I got set up with a date once in high school, way back.
53:17
SPEAKER_02: I think I was in grade nine or something.
53:19
SPEAKER_02: Oh wow.
53:20
SPEAKER_02: Or grade, I think it was grade 10 or grade nine, something like that.
53:23
SPEAKER_02: And I just she was a lovely girl, don't get me wrong.
53:26
SPEAKER_02: And I could tell, you know when you can tell, someone that kind of really does kind of think they do like you a bit.
53:31
SPEAKER_02: I could get that feeling from it.
53:32
SPEAKER_02: I'm not blowing steam up my ass, but I was just not feeling it and all that.
53:35
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
53:36
SPEAKER_02: And I know this is a horrible thing to say.
53:38
SPEAKER_02: Right.
53:38
SPEAKER_02: Don't get up me anyone that's listening because I know I get them all the time, and I I know it's a shitty, I know what I'm about to say.
53:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm a shitty person for saying this, okay?
53:46
SPEAKER_02: I know.
53:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay, but I couldn't see past it.
53:48
SPEAKER_02: She had a monobrow, okay?
53:49
SPEAKER_04: And I could not get past I could not get past it.
53:52
SPEAKER_04: You know they can raise that off.
53:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I know.
53:54
SPEAKER_04: I'm an arsehole, okay?
53:56
SPEAKER_02: But hey, things happen for a reason.
53:57
SPEAKER_02: I'm now dating Kate, so that's how I look in life.
53:59
SPEAKER_02: But episode done, mate.
54:01
SPEAKER_02: It's the longest episode we've done, nearly an hour.
54:04
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
54:05
SPEAKER_04: I mean, we've we had like maybe 10 minutes before that, too.
54:08
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, we have we've been trying to.
54:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we've been here for an hour.
54:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh, we were meant to call Oscar.
54:12
SPEAKER_02: We never should we give him a quick Yeah, we might as well give him a call.
54:15
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I should show you that fucking duck.
54:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
54:18
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
54:18
SPEAKER_02: I think we're running out of time.
54:19
SPEAKER_02: We'll get Oscar on the next episode because I holy crap, you weren't lying, that thing is huge.
54:23
SPEAKER_04: That duck is fucking crazy.
54:25
SPEAKER_04: That is crazy.
54:26
SPEAKER_04: And then that's that's Naomi's tattoo.
54:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it looks good.
54:30
SPEAKER_02: It it looks it's a scorpion.
54:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's a scorpion, so that's what she wanted.
54:35
SPEAKER_02: So it's good.
54:36
SPEAKER_02: It's not a tramp stamp, so that's a start.
54:38
SPEAKER_02: Naomi.
54:39
SPEAKER_02: Thank fuck.
54:41
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, thank you guys for listening to the podcast.
54:43
SPEAKER_02: Thank you guys for your patience for what's posting.
54:45
SPEAKER_02: You've got to understand that we I was just on holiday work and all that.
54:48
SPEAKER_02: But hopefully now we're gonna be back to posting every two weeks.
54:52
SPEAKER_02: Um, and get back into it.
54:53
SPEAKER_02: So when this comes out, enjoy.
54:55
SPEAKER_02: Remember, get involved in the show.
54:56
SPEAKER_05: 100%.
54:57
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
54:57
SPEAKER_02: Um, we'll be posting.
54:59
SPEAKER_02: Um, I think we'll be getting um, yeah, stay tuned.
55:02
SPEAKER_02: Like what you said, send him voice messages.
55:03
SPEAKER_02: Maybe this could be a new segment.
55:04
SPEAKER_04: If you guys can do voice messages, that's even better.
55:07
SPEAKER_02: Because then we can't, because you guys, no offense.
55:09
SPEAKER_02: I can't read sometimes, and you've got bad grammar, and it makes it hard.
55:12
SPEAKER_04: And we're putting we're making sure, Justin, you especially you have to do voice messages, man.
55:20
SPEAKER_02: So if you guys don't want to do voice messages, that totally could that's totally fine.
55:23
SPEAKER_02: But if you could, that would be awesome.
55:25
SPEAKER_02: And maybe we could start another thing going here, and you know, we could do a segment where you guys actually we call it like a call-in, like we're going on our phone line.
55:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that would be sick.
55:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, let's go to our phone line right now and hear what people want to talk about and yeah, this is gonna be awesome.
55:38
SPEAKER_02: This has been one of my favourite podcasts we've done.
55:40
SPEAKER_02: This is a good one.
55:41
SPEAKER_02: This is a great one to come back to.
55:43
SPEAKER_04: We've had we've had we haven't had one like this in a while.
55:45
SPEAKER_04: We haven't.
55:45
SPEAKER_02: No, we haven't.
55:46
SPEAKER_02: We have not had this one in a while.
55:47
SPEAKER_02: Okay, guys, thank you so much for listening.
55:49
SPEAKER_02: You guys have a great two weeks.
55:51
SPEAKER_02: We'll catch you in the next one.
55:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we'll go with the Brisbane lines.
55:54
SPEAKER_02: If you're listening to this, I don't know what the fuck happened, but hopefully I come back and we're in the grand final.
55:59
SPEAKER_02: If not, hey, shit happens, but oh we're rant about it on the podcast.
56:02
SPEAKER_02: I'm sure you'll hear about it.
56:04
SPEAKER_02: All right, Braden.
56:05
SPEAKER_02: Oh, very quickly.
56:06
SPEAKER_02: Fuck, I forgot.
56:07
SPEAKER_02: What are you having for dinner?
56:08
SPEAKER_04: Uh, Mrs.
56:09
SPEAKER_04: is cooking up a roast chalk with some baked potato.
56:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, Kate and I are still home alone right now because my parents are in Bali.
56:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:16
SPEAKER_02: So I'm joking, I'm joking.
56:21
SPEAKER_02: A bit of barley fever.
56:24
SPEAKER_02: I'm joking, I'm joking.
56:26
SPEAKER_02: Um, we're having spaghetti bowl tonight.
56:28
SPEAKER_02: Spaghetti bowl.
56:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:29
SPEAKER_02: Spag bowl.
56:30
SPEAKER_02: Spag bowl.
56:31
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, I sound like a cock in the same.
56:33
SPEAKER_02: Spaghetti bowl.
56:34
SPEAKER_02: What type of Aussie am I?
56:35
SPEAKER_02: Silver barley time.
56:36
SPEAKER_02: That's my spag bowl.
56:38
SPEAKER_02: That's the way.
56:38
SPEAKER_02: All right, you have a good one, guys.
56:41
SPEAKER_02: Bye.
56:41
SPEAKER_03: Your ship would die and read it.