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- 0:01Speaker 1: Now I am tonight, I'm on my way to the
- 0:02Speaker 1: Doc Bookstore right after we.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Finish the show.
- 0:06Speaker 3: For my book signing.
- 0:07Speaker 1: The following day I will be in Baltimore at.
- 0:11Speaker 2: Where am I going to be at Baltimore? I'll be
- 0:14Speaker 2: in Baltimore.
- 0:16Speaker 4: Friday and Saturday I will be at the Milwaukee Improv.
- 0:19Speaker 3: Milwaukee, what is this Milwaukee? Yeah, Milwaukee Improv.
- 0:26Speaker 5: What's your favorite place in Milwaukee to eat?
- 0:28Speaker 2: Carnivore. Carnivore.
- 0:29Speaker 5: Carnivore.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Carnivore is probably as good a steakhouse as I've ever
- 0:33Speaker 1: been to in the country.
- 0:35Speaker 5: Right now.
- 0:36Speaker 2: They always set it out for me when I come there.
- 0:38Speaker 6: Oh, do they?
- 0:38Speaker 1: They got steak and ice with my name on. I'm
- 0:41Speaker 1: not even playing.
- 0:42Speaker 2: They know, man. I'm the best commercial.
- 0:44Speaker 5: Do they really?
- 0:45Speaker 1: They really literally have. I have a drink there. I
- 0:49Speaker 1: have a spoof there.
- 0:51Speaker 5: Yeah, Mr.
- 0:51Speaker 3: Hughley.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Here we go right here. The dude is a young dude.
- 0:54Speaker 2: You know, he raises his own cows.
- 0:57Speaker 7: Wow.
- 0:58Speaker 1: He raises his own cows. You eat something, he raises himself.
- 1:02Speaker 1: He didn't raise himself. What are we going?
- 1:06Speaker 2: I am going Friday. I don't know when you're going.
- 1:09Speaker 8: Wow.
- 1:09Speaker 1: That was hurtful.
- 1:13Speaker 2: I would be there on Friday.
- 1:15Speaker 5: All right.
- 1:16Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Kim Kardashian. Happy birthday to Amber Rose.
- 1:19Speaker 1: Happy birthday to George.
- 1:20Speaker 3: A lot of salaciousness on this day.
- 1:22Speaker 1: What a racist ass. Happy birthday to Yellow Beezy. Happy
- 1:25Speaker 1: birthday to LaTanya Richardson, actress and Samuel L.
- 1:27Speaker 2: Jackson's wife.
- 1:28Speaker 1: She's dope as hell. Happy birthday to Rick Rubio. Happy
- 1:31Speaker 1: birthday to Doja Cat. Happy birthday to Jessica Brown, Gorilla
- 1:35Speaker 1: Goo Girl.
- 1:36Speaker 5: That was the one I put that Gorilla on the front.
- 1:39Speaker 5: She thought it was cute.
- 1:40Speaker 4: I hope you liked it. It's called Gorilla for a reason.
- 1:46Speaker 4: Can't get it off you.
- 1:46Speaker 5: Gorilla mean I'm in there.
- 1:48Speaker 9: She had to undergo surgery to get that removed. It
- 1:51Speaker 9: was a chemist. It was in LA as a matter
- 1:55Speaker 9: of fact. It was a Nigerian doctor. He was able
- 1:58Speaker 9: to mix a compound together. And now they're together.
- 2:02Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 2:03Speaker 5: She has long hair now, believe it or not.
- 2:04Speaker 2: I bet you won't do no gorilla.
- 2:08Speaker 1: That's almost what is dumber putting gorilla glue in your
- 2:11Speaker 1: hair or spraying raid.
- 2:14Speaker 10: I was 12.
- 2:15Speaker 5: So she was a grown woman.
- 2:16Speaker 3: So I think she wins.
- 2:17Speaker 5: Yeah, she wins.
- 2:24Speaker 2: And it was D-Con, actually. Yeah, it was D-Con. It
- 2:27Speaker 2: sure was.
- 2:27Speaker 5: And that makes all the difference in the world.
- 2:30Speaker 11: Yeah, but he made two mistakes because he actually got
- 2:32Speaker 11: the crabs in the first place.
- 2:33Speaker 3: But I mean, you know.
- 2:34Speaker 1: No, that's not a mistake. That's a right of passage.
- 2:37Speaker 1: That's not a mistake. That's like a graduation. Did you
- 2:41Speaker 1: get a cap and gown? No, I failed.
- 2:44Speaker 5: Did you graduate? Yeah, do I have a cap and gown? No,
- 2:46Speaker 5: here's some red.
- 2:47Speaker 12: Yeah, thanks.
- 2:49Speaker 2: Here's to red and blue star ointment.
- 2:51Speaker 3: And a fine-tooth comb.
- 2:53Speaker 10: There you go.
- 2:54Speaker 5: Have at it, young man. Yeah, good luck. Is that
- 2:58Speaker 5: a tassel? Not at all.
- 3:00Speaker 2: Not at all.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Happy birthday posthumously, of course, to Dizzy Gillespie and Carrie Fisher.
- 3:08Speaker 2: Jasmine was going to tell us what's your name.
- 3:10Speaker 3: Excuse me.
- 3:10Speaker 7: What?
- 3:10Speaker 2: Happy birthday to me.
- 3:12Speaker 5: Thank you very much.
- 3:13Speaker 13: Happy birthday, Amber Sanders.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Everybody get a birthday shout out except for me.
- 3:19Speaker 3: We can't keep track.
- 3:20Speaker 5: We didn't know what birthday you were celebrating.
- 3:22Speaker 3: We should.
- 3:23Speaker 2: We gave you one last week. We didn't know which one.
- 3:24Speaker 2: Don't tell me that your birthday is November, too.
- 3:26Speaker 5: I'll tell you what I want to. Okay.
- 3:28Speaker 2: I bet you what.
- 3:29Speaker 1: And you better say happy birthday. Happy birthday to Disney Gillespie.
- 3:34Speaker 2: See, I said it.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Carrie Fisher. And, of course, happy birthday
- 3:40Speaker 1: to one and only Jizzman Sanders.
- 3:42Speaker 3: Jizz! All right.
- 3:45Speaker 1: She's going to tell us what's trending. I'm going to
- 3:47Speaker 1: have a little note from the GED section. It's the
- 3:49Speaker 1: DL Hughley Show.
- 3:54Speaker 2: Jazz man. Tell us good people what's trending.
- 3:57Speaker 9: Well, people feel a certain way about Jay-Z making the
- 4:01Speaker 9: announcement before the Super Bowl that he will take the stage.
- 4:06Speaker 5: Yep.
- 4:07Speaker 2: It would eventually get.
- 4:08Speaker 9: I kind of I swear I said this me and
- 4:10Speaker 9: Lena were talking about this morning as we were reading
- 4:12Speaker 9: through it, of course, kind of revisiting all the things
- 4:15Speaker 9: that Colin Kaepernick said about this move in terms of
- 4:18Speaker 9: him taking this particular seat and now performing. On what
- 4:22Speaker 9: will be the biggest stage here in this country for
- 4:24Speaker 9: the year. But I guess maybe some of the front
- 4:29Speaker 9: runners were like Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber and people
- 4:32Speaker 9: like that.
- 4:32Speaker 5: But he's decided that February 14th, 2027, it's going to
- 4:35Speaker 5: be him.
- 4:36Speaker 1: I remember that's what Dick Cheney did. He was in
- 4:39Speaker 1: charge of. Finding George Bush, the vice president. I'm looking
- 4:45Speaker 1: here and there.
- 4:46Speaker 5: Then I looked in the mirror and said.
- 4:48Speaker 3: Hey, why not me?
- 4:50Speaker 2: Here I go.
- 4:50Speaker 5: Here I go.
- 4:52Speaker 9: Also, we talked a little bit about this off mic.
- 4:54Speaker 9: And that is, you know, a lot of people who
- 4:56Speaker 9: love Christina Applegate when you go all the way back
- 4:58Speaker 9: and remember her career. And the fact that when she
- 5:00Speaker 9: was diagnosed with MS years ago, I think it's a
- 5:02Speaker 9: little bit a little over five years ago, you know,
- 5:04Speaker 9: people felt really bad because we got to watch her,
- 5:06Speaker 9: you know, you know, gain weight, lose weight and just
- 5:09Speaker 9: be debilitated in the hospital from the steroids and all
- 5:11Speaker 9: the medication. Then she said she went to the doctor
- 5:13Speaker 9: and the doctor walked in and said, hey, congratulations, you
- 5:15Speaker 9: don't have MS. And he thought she'd be happy. And
- 5:18Speaker 9: she said she was livid. She was like, wait a second.
- 5:20Speaker 9: You guys gave me the wrong diagnosis. Now they have
- 5:22Speaker 9: no idea what's wrong with her.
- 5:24Speaker 2: That's what she said.
- 5:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:25Speaker 5: Well, all of it.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:26Speaker 5: All this time you've been thinking one thing is wrong.
- 5:28Speaker 9: And so you've been treating it as this, taking all
- 5:30Speaker 9: the necessary medications for that.
- 5:32Speaker 5: Turns out that ain't it at all.
- 5:35Speaker 2: Sad.
- 5:36Speaker 5: Very sad. And the other thing I.
- 5:37Speaker 9: Wanted to tell you, remember, we were talking about Blair. From,
- 5:43Speaker 9: you thought it was the Blair.
- 5:43Speaker 3: Blair Underwood.
- 5:44Speaker 5: Blair Underwood. No, the girl Blair who was on the plane.
- 5:47Speaker 2: Oh, Blair Blair.
- 5:48Speaker 5: Yeah, they're not going to charge her. Linda Blair. Linda Blair.
- 5:50Speaker 5: She was off her medication.
- 5:51Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 5:51Speaker 5: Not Linda Blair. Linda Blair was from. Selma Blair. Selma Blair.
- 5:54Speaker 5: Thank you Kyle.
- 5:55Speaker 1: I thought it was, when you said it, remember what
- 5:57Speaker 1: you thought it was. Linda, I was saying, responded.
- 6:00Speaker 3: She was in the access.
- 6:03Speaker 2: That's right.
- 6:04Speaker 3: I didn't Blair Underwood. He wasn't there either.
- 6:06Speaker 5: He wasn't there either. None of them Underwoods were. Cheryl
- 6:09Speaker 5: wasn't there. Who else wasn't there? Anyway, she was off
- 6:12Speaker 5: her medication, and that's what caused.
- 6:14Speaker 7: Her to access.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Man, they just better make sure these broads. Take them pills, baby.
- 6:18Speaker 1: What kind of pill make you want to open an
- 6:20Speaker 1: airplane door?
- 6:21Speaker 12: Get out.
- 6:23Speaker 2: That's a worse side effect than anal leakage from Olestra.
- 6:26Speaker 5: That's what's trending. That's what's trending. Get out of it quick. Oh, no.
- 6:31Speaker 5: That means the same thing.
- 6:32Speaker 1: Oh, Lester, man, let me tell you something. Makes you
- 6:35Speaker 1: want to open the door and jump out? No, no,
- 6:37Speaker 1: I don't see that.
- 6:38Speaker 3: In the small world.
- 6:39Speaker 5: No thanks. Not 30,000 feet up.
- 6:41Speaker 1: Hell no. I forgot my medication. Where's the handle?
- 6:47Speaker 15: Oh, no.
- 6:47Speaker 1: The district attorney in the Cohen-Wiley case has said that
- 6:54Speaker 1: it was justifiable homicide.
- 6:56Speaker 5: A one-year-old boy, a one-year-old toddler, strapped in.
- 7:00Speaker 1: A car seat, was shot justifiably by the police, according
- 7:05Speaker 1: to this attorney general, a district attorney.
- 7:09Speaker 5: If you can shoot an unarmed.
- 7:10Speaker 1: Child in a car seat, if a professional, if a
- 7:14Speaker 1: police officer is allowed to shoot them, what aren't you
- 7:17Speaker 1: allowed to do?
- 7:19Speaker 2: What isn't justifiable?
- 7:20Speaker 1: If you can murder a toddler and he would be
- 7:23Speaker 1: the youngest person in history to be killed by the police,
- 7:27Speaker 1: If you can murder a toddler with no one being
- 7:30Speaker 1: brought to account, what can't you do?
- 7:33Speaker 5: It doesn't matter that.
- 7:34Speaker 1: The police chief of this particular department was fired a
- 7:40Speaker 1: month before we got this decision for being racist. How
- 7:46Speaker 1: racist do you got to be to get fired for
- 7:49Speaker 1: being a racist in Mississippi? There have been too many
- 7:54Speaker 1: times this state in particular in the last few months
- 7:57Speaker 1: from every everybody from Nolan Wales to the young man
- 8:00Speaker 1: that was found drowned also to the four people just
- 8:03Speaker 1: this year that I did everything the same. There's nothing
- 8:06Speaker 1: to see here. Nolan Wales apparently died of nothing. These
- 8:11Speaker 1: other people died of nothing. This young boy was in
- 8:14Speaker 1: a car seat in a car seat, strapped in the
- 8:17Speaker 1: back of the car and got shot by a police officer.
- 8:20Speaker 1: Never mind that that the the police officer itself has
- 8:24Speaker 1: a dubious past and we don't even know his name.
- 8:26Speaker 1: Never mind that the police chief also was a racist.
- 8:29Speaker 1: But never mind that the family hadn't gotten a chance
- 8:32Speaker 1: to see the videotape.
- 8:33Speaker 2: None of that matters.
- 8:35Speaker 1: And the reason that this is happening is because they
- 8:37Speaker 1: know in this in this state that nobody's going to
- 8:40Speaker 1: be brought in from the federal level. If you look
- 8:42Speaker 1: at what Donald Trump has done, he stripped the capacity
- 8:45Speaker 1: of the agencies. They're in charge of looking to the
- 8:47Speaker 1: stuff like gone. Look at the civil rights of it.
- 8:51Speaker 1: It couldn't be wider if it were the Kiwanis Club.
- 8:54Speaker 1: Look at what he did to the Southern Poverty Law Center.
- 8:58Speaker 1: He did this on purpose, and people know. But they
- 9:00Speaker 1: should also know this. You, this administration, will not always
- 9:03Speaker 1: be in charge. And the only reason politicians respond is
- 9:07Speaker 1: because of pressure. And one day, there's going to be
- 9:09Speaker 1: a different administration. And one day, those people are going
- 9:12Speaker 1: to feel the pressure to come in and investigate. And
- 9:13Speaker 1: one day, everybody involved in this is going to understand
- 9:17Speaker 1: that we're not going to let this go. This is
- 9:19Speaker 1: not the first district attorney. Ahmaud Arbery had a district
- 9:21Speaker 1: attorney that three times refused to charge.
- 9:24Speaker 2: And guess what happened to her?
- 9:25Speaker 1: The feds came in or another investigative body came in,
- 9:29Speaker 1: found that there was libel that somebody should be prosecuted.
- 9:32Speaker 2: And she was prosecuted, too.
- 9:33Speaker 1: A one year old boy, a one year old boy
- 9:37Speaker 1: shot to death in his car seat, incapable of talking,
- 9:41Speaker 1: making a decision, being anything but a child. And Mississippi
- 9:45Speaker 1: finds a way to justify it. And nothing, nothing is
- 9:49Speaker 1: more Mississippi than that. That's a little note from the
- 9:53Speaker 1: GED section.
- 9:54Speaker 2: It's the D.L.
- 9:55Speaker 16: Hughley Show.
- 10:00Speaker 5: Show.
- 10:04Speaker 9: The president signed an executive order creating a new women's
- 10:07Speaker 9: health division at the National Institute of Health and a
- 10:10Speaker 9: White House task force to address the issue. White House
- 10:13Speaker 9: Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, who recently completed treatment for
- 10:16Speaker 9: breast cancer, and Health.
- 10:18Speaker 5: And Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. will lead
- 10:22Speaker 5: the task force.
- 10:23Speaker 9: The initiative follows a series of meetings the First Lady
- 10:26Speaker 9: held with federal health officials.
- 10:28Speaker 1: I would like to say that the help of Americans.
- 10:34Speaker 9: I don't want none of them at the helm of
- 10:36Speaker 9: anything dealing with women's health.
- 10:37Speaker 11: They want to help with women's health? How about you
- 10:39Speaker 11: stop grabbing them by the pee? That might help them.
- 10:42Speaker 1: Or maybe you should not let them get measles running around.
- 10:45Speaker 2: Why don't you fix the measles? Unfortunately, he just lost
- 10:48Speaker 2: his granddaughter.
- 10:49Speaker 5: Yeah, sure did.
- 10:50Speaker 3: Who did?
- 10:51Speaker 5: Robert F.
- 10:52Speaker 3: Kennedy Jr.
- 10:52Speaker 2: She was young. Sure did.
- 10:53Speaker 5: 42 years old.
- 10:55Speaker 2: Our hearts go out to the family, but not him.
- 10:58Speaker 9: Oh, well, here's news just in time for Breast Cancer
- 11:01Speaker 9: Awareness Month. A first-of-its-kind law in Maryland requires mammogram centers
- 11:06Speaker 9: to notify patients if their scans show evidence of calcium
- 11:09Speaker 9: deposits in breast arteries linked to an elevated risk of
- 11:12Speaker 9: heart disease.
- 11:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 11:13Speaker 5: Two things in one.
- 11:15Speaker 9: Yes, the notification will follow a similar trajectory as breast
- 11:18Speaker 9: density reporting, which started with state-level legislation back in 2023.
- 11:22Speaker 9: You got thick * * * *.
- 11:24Speaker 5: Yeah, most black and brown women do have thick.
- 11:27Speaker 10: * * * *.
- 11:28Speaker 5: Thick old bitties. OK, that's enough. Carry on.
- 11:32Speaker 3: That's it.
- 11:33Speaker 2: That's it. OK, thank you for that.
- 11:35Speaker 1: Are you going to vote early? That's my this is
- 11:38Speaker 1: my question. Are you planning on voting early or waiting
- 11:41Speaker 1: to election day? That's going to be that's the question
- 11:42Speaker 1: we pose to you. Eight, seven, seven, two, four, two, two, four, two, six.
- 11:45Speaker 2: Do me a favor. If you're not going to vote,
- 11:47Speaker 2: don't call and say I'm not voting.
- 11:48Speaker 5: Please don't.
- 11:49Speaker 2: We don't want to hear it.
- 11:51Speaker 3: We won't air that call.
- 11:52Speaker 2: That's like raising your hand and going, none of these votes.
- 11:54Speaker 5: Just sit on your thumbs.
- 11:55Speaker 1: Yeah, just don't do that. Just watch the world burn.
- 11:58Speaker 1: We'll do something about it.
- 11:59Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 11:59Speaker 3: Wait for plantation life.
- 12:00Speaker 2: Right, right.
- 12:02Speaker 10: Right.
- 12:02Speaker 2: So are you planning on voting early or mailing ballots?
- 12:07Speaker 10: 877-242-2426.
- 12:07Speaker 9: Also, it is up on Twitter or X at the D.O.
- 12:11Speaker 9: Hughley Show or Facebook, the D.O. Hughley Show or the website,
- 12:14Speaker 9: the D.O. Hughley Show dot com.
- 12:16Speaker 2: So we're asking you this question. Do you plan on
- 12:18Speaker 2: voting early?
- 12:19Speaker 1: Are you going to are you waiting to the day
- 12:21Speaker 1: of the vote?
- 12:22Speaker 2: I am going to vote early.
- 12:25Speaker 7: Yes.
- 12:25Speaker 17: Yes.
- 12:26Speaker 4: Because if you vote early, there's a lot of votes.
- 12:29Speaker 2: It's hard for them to do what they're going to
- 12:31Speaker 2: do to cheat.
- 12:32Speaker 5: Well, they're going to do that anyway.
- 12:33Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're going to. But I'm saying, yeah, vote early.
- 12:37Speaker 2: I'm going to vote early. What are you going to do?
- 12:38Speaker 5: You're going to vote early? I'm going to vote early
- 12:39Speaker 5: for sure.
- 12:40Speaker 17: Yeah.
- 12:41Speaker 2: Kyle, are you going to vote early?
- 12:42Speaker 5: Of course.
- 12:42Speaker 3: I'm voting tomorrow.
- 12:43Speaker 12: What?
- 12:44Speaker 5: It's a good idea. But the great thing, too, about
- 12:47Speaker 5: voting early, we get to kind of see where we're headed.
- 12:49Speaker 5: You know what? I'm going to punch my little throat.
- 12:53Speaker 5: You won't make it to the ballot.
- 12:57Speaker 1: So that's the question we're posing to you. We're going
- 12:59Speaker 1: to go to our social media platform. What are they
- 13:00Speaker 1: saying out there? Special K.
- 13:02Speaker 4: So we got Clarence from Wisconsin and Clarence said, hell yeah,
- 13:05Speaker 4: I'm voting early and often if I can.
- 13:07Speaker 3: Don't do it often. Don't do it often. See you
- 13:10Speaker 3: when you get out, Clarence.
- 13:12Speaker 11: Only often like next year, the year after, like that
- 13:14Speaker 11: kind of often.
- 13:16Speaker 3: Same day often.
- 13:18Speaker 12: No.
- 13:18Speaker 2: Clarence thinks it's worth the trouble. It is not at all.
- 13:21Speaker 2: Just so a white dude can get a job.
- 13:23Speaker 5: Not for me.
- 13:25Speaker 1: It's the deal you can show your 2026 edition i'm
- 13:27Speaker 1: on my way after this is over i'm going to
- 13:29Speaker 1: the doc book club in fort worth fort worth with
- 13:33Speaker 1: an f or charlie's boy did i tell you i
- 13:35Speaker 1: had the i came in i was packing for this
- 13:38Speaker 1: trip and my housekeeper glinda she comes up to me
- 13:41Speaker 1: and it's early in the morning i just got in
- 13:43Speaker 1: she said uh can i talk to you for a
- 13:46Speaker 1: minute i was like oh okay i thought she's gonna
- 13:47Speaker 1: say she wanted to raise.
- 13:48Speaker 5: Her where's the nearest exit.
- 13:53Speaker 1: I thought i don't know what she's gonna say so
- 13:55Speaker 1: of course of course so i sit down and she
- 13:57Speaker 1: goes she takes out my book and she says she
- 14:00Speaker 1: she wanted me to sign i said oh thank you
- 14:02Speaker 1: and then she started bawling and she said so much
- 14:06Speaker 1: of this book represented reminded her of her she's i
- 14:09Speaker 1: had to hold her for a little while oh yeah
- 14:11Speaker 1: i did she said she was so sad and i
- 14:14Speaker 1: was like I don't know how to say thank you
- 14:18Speaker 1: and can you start breakfast?
- 14:20Speaker 2: I don't know how I was trying to, you know.
- 14:23Speaker 3: What time is breakfast?
- 14:24Speaker 1: You know, you can both be touched, heart warmed, and
- 14:28Speaker 1: heat up the water, right?
- 14:29Speaker 2: You can do that.
- 14:30Speaker 17: No.
- 14:30Speaker 2: But she started crying.
- 14:31Speaker 1: And then I was, I was on social media and
- 14:34Speaker 1: it was, I guess he's some kind of psychiatrist. And,
- 14:36Speaker 1: you know, at one point I said I didn't, I
- 14:38Speaker 1: never looked at happiness and all that kind of stuff.
- 14:41Speaker 1: And there were so many men that said the same thing.
- 14:42Speaker 5: Yeah, I read your comments too.
- 14:43Speaker 17: Yeah.
- 14:44Speaker 2: I didn't read the comment. I just listened to him.
- 14:46Speaker 5: Yeah, I read it.
- 14:47Speaker 1: It makes me happy that just, first off, I always
- 14:51Speaker 1: knew I was better than his real kids.
- 14:52Speaker 12: Wow.
- 14:54Speaker 5: I know you really believe that, too.
- 14:56Speaker 2: I know I was better than the real Hugh Gleeson.
- 14:59Speaker 2: It's not wrong. I am better than him.
- 15:02Speaker 5: Our draft pick was a lot better than him.
- 15:04Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah.
- 15:05Speaker 9: Wow.
- 15:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I wrote you a number one bestseller. I got
- 15:08Speaker 2: you an eight ball.
- 15:08Speaker 5: It's not the same. Not the same.
- 15:09Speaker 19: Yeah.
- 15:13Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 15:16Speaker 5: I wrote you a number one bestseller here.
- 15:18Speaker 2: I hotwired a Lincoln. It's right around the corner.
- 15:24Speaker 5: I hotwired a Lincoln. I returned your bail money. Oh, wow.
- 15:28Speaker 5: That's so great.
- 15:30Speaker 1: So the question is, are you voting early or are
- 15:33Speaker 1: you going to wait till day of the vote?
- 15:36Speaker 2: Junius, what are you going to do?
- 15:37Speaker 3: Oh, of course.
- 15:37Speaker 16: I'm going to vote early. Actually, I tried to go yesterday.
- 15:41Speaker 16: But our polling place, the lines were so long.
- 15:44Speaker 5: Really?
- 15:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 15:46Speaker 5: Can y'all mail-in ballot? Can you send a mail-in ballot?
- 15:48Speaker 3: No, I don't want to do it by mail.
- 15:50Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 15:50Speaker 3: I wanted to go.
- 15:51Speaker 16: And I thought it would be easy, first day. And
- 15:54Speaker 16: I couldn't even find a place to park. But I'm
- 15:57Speaker 16: definitely going to do it. I'm going to try to
- 15:58Speaker 16: go tomorrow.
- 15:59Speaker 3: You got to do it when you don't have nowhere
- 16:00Speaker 3: to go.
- 16:01Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
- 16:02Speaker 3: They trying to make it hard for you.
- 16:03Speaker 10: They did.
- 16:04Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you something. Numbers like this are
- 16:07Speaker 1: not traditionally up in an off election.
- 16:09Speaker 5: Nope.
- 16:10Speaker 2: If they are up, ain't nobody rushing to for six
- 16:13Speaker 2: more years of this.
- 16:14Speaker 3: No, no doubt.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Nobody's rushing.
- 16:16Speaker 3: Harris County in Houston.
- 16:18Speaker 11: The first day of early voting, the record before had
- 16:22Speaker 11: been like 60,000. The first day of voting this time
- 16:26Speaker 11: was like 130,000. So that when you say broke the record,
- 16:30Speaker 11: it more than doubled it.
- 16:31Speaker 5: Harris County.
- 16:40Speaker 3: Time for change.
- 16:41Speaker 2: Yes, indeed.
- 16:43Speaker 5: Tallarico.
- 16:46Speaker 3: Hinojosa.
- 16:47Speaker 1: Let me tell you, I don't know what that means. Boy,
- 16:49Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I can't wait.
- 16:52Speaker 5: I can't wait.
- 16:52Speaker 2: No, but it's close, though. It is very close.
- 16:54Speaker 20: It is.
- 16:55Speaker 16: Which is scary to think that there's that many idiots.
- 16:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:59Speaker 3: Well, we didn't vote for corruption.
- 17:02Speaker 5: That's what I'm telling you.
- 17:04Speaker 1: I think, I think that when people, when, when everybody's
- 17:07Speaker 1: like the polls have been wrong, the polls were wrong.
- 17:10Speaker 1: When Trump was on the docket, they weren't wrong. The
- 17:12Speaker 1: other times he wasn't. And that's why he's trying to
- 17:15Speaker 1: pretend like he's on the docket.
- 17:16Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 17:16Speaker 1: But this time when corruption is the number one concern
- 17:20Speaker 1: on American minds, you have a problem. Even even Mark Mulvaney, Mulvaney,
- 17:26Speaker 1: I saw him on the Newsmax and he was saying, well,
- 17:29Speaker 1: 90 percent of Americans agree. That's 90 percent. We don't
- 17:32Speaker 1: agree on anything. You can't get Americans. Well, you know,
- 17:35Speaker 1: polling's been off. OK, maybe it ain't 90, but it's
- 17:38Speaker 1: damn sure 88.
- 17:42Speaker 2: But we're going to the phones. Enough of that. You
- 17:44Speaker 2: voting early? Are you going to wait to vote day out?
- 17:48Speaker 12: I voted early, and everyone should, so a whole bunch
- 17:52Speaker 12: of crap won't be jumping off. And I came back
- 17:54Speaker 12: to volunteer with the Black Political Caucus. And please tell
- 17:58Speaker 12: the senior citizens and anyone incapacitated that they can come
- 18:02Speaker 12: in their car and not get out and still vote.
- 18:04Speaker 12: Nobody's talking about it. Stay in your car and vote.
- 18:08Speaker 10: You don't have to worry about it. Well, I'm excited
- 18:11Speaker 10: about the vote. Unfortunately, I can't vote early because I
- 18:16Speaker 10: live in a red state, the lower red, and I'm
- 18:21Speaker 10: just going to say Alabama. So I have to vote on...
- 18:26Speaker 10: The day the polls open. But I'm going to tell
- 18:29Speaker 10: you what makes me more excited about anything is that
- 18:32Speaker 10: I'm a husband and I got three children and my
- 18:35Speaker 10: youngest just turned 18 in May. And so, of course,
- 18:39Speaker 10: we vote Democratic in my household. But if you listen
- 18:45Speaker 10: and you're under the.
- 18:45Speaker 8: Sound of my voice, this is probably the actual most
- 18:50Speaker 8: consequential vote that we've ever cast up until this date,
- 18:55Speaker 8: especially in Alabama. Tommy Trouble Bill is primed to be
- 19:00Speaker 8: the governor. We are in trouble if we don't change
- 19:04Speaker 8: what's going on in Washington, D.C., and get the Dems
- 19:08Speaker 8: in the Senate elected. or at least a house at minimum,
- 19:11Speaker 8: we as a country in trouble, and to my fellow Alabamians,
- 19:15Speaker 8: we as a state are in big, big trouble.
- 19:19Speaker 5: Yes, I have already voted.
- 19:21Speaker 6: I voted the very first day. And North Carolina has
- 19:25Speaker 6: had the, I think we're third in the country of
- 19:27Speaker 6: the most voters so far in early voting. So I'm
- 19:30Speaker 6: very proud to say I have one of those numbers.
- 19:34Speaker 7: Yeah, I voted early already, man. It's a good thing
- 19:38Speaker 7: to vote early so you don't have to worry about
- 19:41Speaker 7: these long lines or anything else. The main thing is, too,
- 19:46Speaker 7: if you don't know who you're voting for, go online,
- 19:49Speaker 7: get the ballot, do your research, and see what these
- 19:54Speaker 7: people that you're voting for is about, especially in your
- 19:57Speaker 7: district and everything else, because they make a difference, and
- 20:00Speaker 7: the governors and everything else, and the senators. Because if
- 20:03Speaker 7: you don't know and you're just voting just to vote,
- 20:05Speaker 7: then you have no idea what you're doing.
- 20:09Speaker 6: Hey, I already voted. I mailed my ballot back in yesterday.
- 20:14Speaker 12: Come on, you got to get out and vote.
- 20:15Speaker 6: You have to use your power and use your voice.
- 20:18Speaker 6: If you don't vote, you're basically.
- 20:20Speaker 15: Still a slave on the plantation who is not, you
- 20:25Speaker 15: are not using your ability to read and write.
- 20:28Speaker 6: So you got to get out there.
- 20:30Speaker 3: And use your voice.
- 20:31Speaker 1: So you're voting early or do you plan on voting? Daya,
- 20:33Speaker 1: we're going right to the phones.
- 20:35Speaker 12: Well, this is Beverly from Fayetteville.
- 20:38Speaker 10: I love the D.L.
- 20:38Speaker 15: Hughley Show. I have voted early, and I've tried to
- 20:42Speaker 15: talk to everybody and anybody to go out there and
- 20:45Speaker 15: make a difference. So thank you for everyone who has
- 20:47Speaker 15: voted early, and let's just keep it going. We need
- 20:50Speaker 15: the encouragement. I was there on the second day of
- 20:52Speaker 15: early voting, and we're going.
- 20:53Speaker 10: To make a difference this year.
- 20:55Speaker 15: I speak that right now.
- 20:57Speaker 20: Yes, me and my wife are going voting, but we
- 21:01Speaker 20: kind of do it as a family. My son-in-law, he
- 21:05Speaker 20: goes votes and then he meets us for breakfast along
- 21:08Speaker 20: with my son and my son's wife. We do it
- 21:14Speaker 20: as a family every year, every election, no matter whether
- 21:17Speaker 20: it's state or local or federal. We always do it
- 21:21Speaker 20: as a family. We meet up, we sit and talk.
- 21:24Speaker 20: We really don't discuss who we voted for, but yeah,
- 21:28Speaker 20: we do it as a family, you know, and we
- 21:31Speaker 20: have an excellent voting record. My wife has instilled in
- 21:35Speaker 20: her son, my son-in-law, the importance of going voting, and
- 21:40Speaker 20: my son has been instilled by me, and he's getting
- 21:44Speaker 20: his wife on board with it, too. So kudos to us,
- 21:47Speaker 20: and kudos to those who go vote and always vote.
- 21:51Speaker 6: I voted on Saturday. Very proud of it. But I
- 21:55Speaker 6: need all of my Republican friends to show up, right,
- 22:00Speaker 6: and stop voting against their own interests.
- 22:04Speaker 17: Yes, I am going to vote early. And more importantly,
- 22:08Speaker 17: I'm going to educate myself well and then respond well
- 22:12Speaker 17: to the education that I have on the matters of
- 22:15Speaker 17: facts that I am voting on. Please be conscious, these
- 22:19Speaker 17: taxpayer-funded employees, have responsibilities due to the Constitution on the federal, state,
- 22:25Speaker 17: and county level for the employment that they're seeking. And
- 22:28Speaker 17: these levies that you may be voting on, please study.
- 22:31Speaker 17: Understand the details and how the details apply to whatever
- 22:34Speaker 17: pursuit that they're trying to get done. Resist the temptation
- 22:38Speaker 17: to vote just because you're loyal to a party and
- 22:41Speaker 17: you haven't studied the actual matters or facts. Resist the
- 22:45Speaker 17: temptation to vote on sensationalism. And don't be buying in
- 22:50Speaker 17: to lies that you have not verified one way or
- 22:52Speaker 17: the other. Vote early, but vote as a well-educated person.
- 22:57Speaker 1: Now listen, this is one of my very favorite parts
- 22:59Speaker 1: of the week. We're spotlighting some of the funniest comedians,
- 23:02Speaker 1: some you know, some you don't, on the D.L.
- 23:03Speaker 3: Hughley Show.
- 23:03Speaker 2: Now it's time for our feature.
- 23:05Speaker 5: Our feature.
- 23:06Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage where we spotlight some of the
- 23:08Speaker 1: funniest comedians, some you know, some you don't. Today, welcome
- 23:11Speaker 1: to the stage, Country Wayne.
- 23:13Speaker 21: A lot of situations, I learned so much about women.
- 23:15Speaker 14: That's why I don't never have to go to therapy. Women,
- 23:16Speaker 14: instead of going to therapy, talk to Country Wayne. I
- 23:19Speaker 14: talk to you.
- 23:21Speaker 21: Stop going to therapy. That therapy ain't going to save
- 23:22Speaker 21: your relationship.
- 23:24Speaker 14: Ain't no relationship fighting for a button if your relationship
- 23:26Speaker 14: with Jesus isn't.
- 23:27Speaker 21: I told my baby mama, they say, why don't you
- 23:29Speaker 21: believe in Jesus so.
- 23:29Speaker 14: Much, but you got all these broken homes. I say,
- 23:32Speaker 14: because God put me in your life to leave you.
- 23:40Speaker 14: I say, God put me in your life for me
- 23:43Speaker 14: to leave you so you can get closer to him.
- 23:46Speaker 21: Because you're trying to put me first sometimes.
- 23:50Speaker 14: You're trying to put this, not even put me first,
- 23:51Speaker 14: you're trying to put this relationship first. And so I
- 23:54Speaker 14: got to remove myself. So you can get your relationship
- 23:59Speaker 14: right with God. Because you ain't read the Bible all day.
- 24:03Speaker 14: But in my phone reading the text message. But God
- 24:08Speaker 14: done text you in the book.
- 24:11Speaker 15: Hallelujah.
- 24:13Speaker 14: But a therapist will mess up your relationship man.
- 24:16Speaker 2: My ex went and talked.
- 24:17Speaker 3: To a therapist.
- 24:18Speaker 14: Messed up the whole relationship. The therapist told her something stupid.
- 24:21Speaker 14: The therapist told her tell Wayne. Next time he get
- 24:24Speaker 14: the urge to cheat. Think about cheating. confess it to
- 24:27Speaker 14: you in the urge to leave him. She say, it's
- 24:30Speaker 14: about the confession. She say, because it's in you.
- 24:32Speaker 21: She say, confessing sometimes sets you free. She came home
- 24:36Speaker 21: and told me that.
- 24:36Speaker 14: She say, Wayne, my therapist say, next time you get
- 24:39Speaker 14: the urge to cheat or think about cheating, just talk
- 24:40Speaker 14: to me about it and confess it.
- 24:42Speaker 21: I say, girl, I'm not going to be talking to
- 24:43Speaker 21: you all day. I'll be waking you up out your sleep.
- 24:53Speaker 12: Hurry up.
- 24:55Speaker 5: Let's talk about it, because I'm about to act like
- 24:56Speaker 5: I got to go pick up some food.
- 24:59Speaker 14: She said, Wayne, it ain't funny. Everything ain't no joke.
- 25:03Speaker 14: Life is not a joke.
- 25:04Speaker 21: She said, stop playing with me. She said, next time
- 25:05Speaker 21: you think about cheating, just let me know.
- 25:07Speaker 3: Keep it real.
- 25:07Speaker 2: I ain't going to get mad. Just confess it.
- 25:09Speaker 21: I said, all right.
- 25:11Speaker 3: Next day, I'm sitting home.
- 25:13Speaker 5: Side chick hit my phone.
- 25:15Speaker 3: I'm walking to the door.
- 25:16Speaker 14: She must have felt it in her spirit. She said, Wayne,
- 25:18Speaker 14: where you going? I said, it's about that time. She said, Kimmel,
- 25:24Speaker 14: let me talk to you. She said, Wayne, why would you?
- 25:26Speaker 14: She said, here you go. Got a good healthy meal
- 25:28Speaker 14: right here in your face. But why would you go
- 25:30Speaker 14: out there in the world and get a snack?
- 25:33Speaker 5: I said, baby, you right. You good and healthy for me.
- 25:36Speaker 21: But sometimes I just want some junk food.
- 25:40Speaker 3: She said, you want some junk food?
- 25:42Speaker 5: Okay, all right. She said, I got your junk food.
- 25:43Speaker 17: She said, come here.
- 25:44Speaker 14: This girl, y'all took me in the room and made
- 25:46Speaker 14: love to me like she never made before.
- 25:48Speaker 21: When I told y'all, she woke me up, made me
- 25:49Speaker 21: confess everything I was about to do.
- 25:51Speaker 15: It worked.
- 25:52Speaker 3: I didn't want to go nowhere. She woke me up.
- 25:54Speaker 3: She was proud. She looked at me after we was done.
- 25:57Speaker 2: She said, Wayne, how you feeling now? I said, baby,
- 25:59Speaker 2: I feel like I.
- 26:01Speaker 5: Have to try again tomorrow.
- 26:05Speaker 3: My mama ain't.
- 26:05Speaker 20: Raised no quitter.
- 26:12Speaker 2: There he is. He's in love again.
- 26:14Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
- 26:14Speaker 5: I saw. I saw.
- 26:16Speaker 2: That dude is in love every other week.
- 26:18Speaker 3: Baby on the way, I'm sure.
- 26:20Speaker 2: Man, I'm sure.
- 26:21Speaker 3: He be planting them seeds, boy.
- 26:22Speaker 1: Man, let me tell you something. He has so many babies.
- 26:25Speaker 1: Mark Putney going, damn, that dude got.
- 26:26Speaker 10: A lot of babies.
- 26:27Speaker 3: He does have a lot.
- 26:30Speaker 2: Of babies.
- 26:31Speaker 5: He made Mark go get his Tuesday.
- 26:33Speaker 9: A lot of babies.
- 26:39Speaker 2: It is the D.R. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
- 26:42Speaker 1: I guess I am going to be in Milwaukee this
- 26:45Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday at the Milwaukee Improv. But next week,
- 26:48Speaker 1: I'm going to go to Detroit to hang out with
- 26:52Speaker 1: Adulo Saez.
- 26:53Speaker 5: Let me tell you something. I get text messages from him. Tommy.
- 27:00Speaker 2: Tommy, you didn't hear?
- 27:01Speaker 3: Oh, I saw him.
- 27:02Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw him. Yes, he did.
- 27:03Speaker 9: But I also saw where Trump was going.
- 27:07Speaker 5: I'm like, are you kidding me? What are you doing?
- 27:11Speaker 2: All the things.
- 27:12Speaker 5: Let me.
- 27:13Speaker 1: It's the time of the year where he rolls out
- 27:15Speaker 1: a shoe booty du jour to travel with him.
- 27:17Speaker 5: Here it is. I wonder who it's going to be.
- 27:19Speaker 2: It's that time.
- 27:19Speaker 1: I don't care if it's. And it's funny because I
- 27:25Speaker 1: saw J.D. Vance that was basically trying to emasculate Tallarico.
- 27:30Speaker 5: Hold on. Ain't you the dude that f * * * ing.
- 27:31Speaker 2: Counts and wear eyeliner?
- 27:32Speaker 5: There he is.
- 27:33Speaker 1: I'd be damned if I am going to take that
- 27:36Speaker 1: s * * * from a cover girl model.
- 27:37Speaker 2: I'm not going to do that.
- 27:38Speaker 18: Not a cover girl model.
- 27:39Speaker 2: Listen there, Stee Lauder. Let me tell you something, baby boy.
- 27:41Speaker 17: What?
- 27:42Speaker 1: Listen, Mac, Bobby Brown, let me tell you something. It's
- 27:46Speaker 1: hard for you to ever emasculate somebody when you're wearing
- 27:50Speaker 1: eyeliner doing it.
- 27:51Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 27:51Speaker 1: You just look like you left a drag show. And
- 27:55Speaker 1: let's be clear, Tallarico does look like Opie, though.
- 27:58Speaker 5: That's okay.
- 27:58Speaker 2: He does look like Opie.
- 28:00Speaker 5: He looks like he's about nine years old. He does.
- 28:02Speaker 1: He looks like the model for the dude on the
- 28:07Speaker 1: Mad Magazine.
- 28:08Speaker 5: Oh, he does.
- 28:09Speaker 9: With the red hair and the little braces or something.
- 28:13Speaker 2: But you know, if he wins, he's going to look victorious.
- 28:16Speaker 5: Damn, we like it.
- 28:18Speaker 3: Welcome back to the D.L.
- 28:19Speaker 5: Hughley Show.
- 28:20Speaker 9: Now it's time to get very intimate with Bill Bellamy
- 28:23Speaker 9: before the hard way.
- 28:25Speaker 4: Well, it's weird because he has a show called Ladies Night,
- 28:27Speaker 4: so we don't get that intimate.
- 28:29Speaker 5: No, we won't get that intimate.
- 28:30Speaker 3: The ladies will.
- 28:31Speaker 5: I'm open air. Let's see what y'all... Although we are
- 28:33Speaker 5: learning a lot between you guys.
- 28:34Speaker 2: I don't want to get so intimate I need a Z-Pack.
- 28:36Speaker 3: I don't want that. Oh, my God.
- 28:40Speaker 1: So does it offend you that the term booty call
- 28:42Speaker 1: has been replaced with an eggplant?
- 28:44Speaker 14: Yes.
- 28:46Speaker 3: No way.
- 28:49Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to keep it booty call.
- 28:50Speaker 5: I don't like the eggplant.
- 28:52Speaker 18: Because the eggplant don't give its thing. It's just a
- 28:56Speaker 18: purple plant. When you say booty call, you get it,
- 28:59Speaker 18: you feel it, and it's kind of fun. You know
- 29:03Speaker 18: you done made some booty calls. Keep it moving.
- 29:06Speaker 5: You know, never mind. Okay, we have another question.
- 29:10Speaker 4: Have you ever heard one of your wife's friends say
- 29:12Speaker 4: you married the guy who invented the term booty call?
- 29:15Speaker 18: You ever heard him say that? No, I hear him say,
- 29:18Speaker 18: how could you marry.
- 29:19Speaker 5: A guy who did how to be a player?
- 29:21Speaker 18: You know, I was like, I mean, you know, I
- 29:23Speaker 18: had to do something for the culture.
- 29:25Speaker 2: You played a lot of roles.
- 29:26Speaker 18: But everyone talks about how to be a player. And
- 29:28Speaker 18: that's like every day of my life. Somebody be like,
- 29:30Speaker 18: you taught me how to be a player, boy.
- 29:32Speaker 3: I was 13. Me and my uncle watched you, man. Awesome.
- 29:40Speaker 5: What was your worst road gig? Like the worst one?
- 29:44Speaker 3: Oh, my God. My worst road gig was last year.
- 29:49Speaker 2: It was that long.
- 29:50Speaker 5: That's what I was thinking.
- 29:52Speaker 3: It was just the circumstances.
- 29:54Speaker 5: It was April.
- 29:55Speaker 18: And I just, I was just talking about this. It
- 29:57Speaker 18: was April of last year in Minneapolis. It snowed like
- 30:01Speaker 18: 17 inches in April. And I had a show. It
- 30:05Speaker 18: was 13 people there. And they was walking and they
- 30:08Speaker 18: was like. Like the show must go on.
- 30:12Speaker 5: And I did the.
- 30:12Speaker 18: Show, but it was, it wasn't, the audience was fine.
- 30:15Speaker 18: It was just like, how could this happen? In the
- 30:18Speaker 18: middle of spring, 17 inches. I didn't have any winter
- 30:21Speaker 18: clothes or anything. How do you not, you from New Jersey,
- 30:24Speaker 18: how do you not have winter clothes?
- 30:25Speaker 17: Cause.
- 30:25Speaker 3: The day before that, the.
- 30:27Speaker 5: Day before it was 56.
- 30:28Speaker 18: But I still killed it though.
- 30:31Speaker 3: He's like, I killed it anyway.
- 30:33Speaker 2: Force majeure means force of nature. It's a force of nature.
- 30:36Speaker 2: You learn that when you don't get your bread.
- 30:38Speaker 5: How did you know that?
- 30:40Speaker 6: It was crazy.
- 30:41Speaker 4: When you and your agent say force majeure, that means
- 30:43Speaker 4: you ain't getting paid. You know what I'll say about,
- 30:47Speaker 4: this is what I'll say about you that's very interesting
- 30:48Speaker 4: to me. I've watched you over a long time, and
- 30:51Speaker 4: we worked together a long time, and I've always loved you.
- 30:53Speaker 4: But I didn't know what kind of human being you were. Like,
- 30:56Speaker 4: I've always known you were a good dude. But I
- 30:58Speaker 4: remember you lost your mother and your brother in a
- 31:00Speaker 4: relatively short period of time.
- 31:02Speaker 3: You're 18 months.
- 31:03Speaker 19: Yeah.
- 31:04Speaker 1: And I didn't see you get darker or change. I
- 31:08Speaker 1: remember you came over to the house. And I felt
- 31:12Speaker 1: so bad for you. And you said something I'll never forget.
- 31:15Speaker 1: You even said it because the only people I've ever
- 31:17Speaker 1: heard say that. That she knew that you loved her
- 31:19Speaker 1: and they both knew they were loved. So you didn't
- 31:21Speaker 1: have any regrets.
- 31:22Speaker 2: No, I just wanted more time.
- 31:24Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying?
- 31:25Speaker 18: It was just like, you know, as you get older,
- 31:28Speaker 18: most people don't realize, you know, you confront it with
- 31:30Speaker 18: your mortality.
- 31:31Speaker 20: Right.
- 31:31Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? And you start seeing people
- 31:33Speaker 2: passing away and stuff.
- 31:34Speaker 18: And then when you lose your brother, who was relatively young,
- 31:37Speaker 18: like 32, 33, that was out of nowhere. You're like, OK,
- 31:39Speaker 18: that was a blow. And then less than, you know,
- 31:44Speaker 18: two years later, your mom's out of here. You like, yo.
- 31:48Speaker 18: And he was the only person that consoled me because
- 31:50Speaker 18: it was like when you go when you lose somebody.
- 31:52Speaker 7: Right.
- 31:53Speaker 2: You go through waves.
- 31:55Speaker 18: I never, I think I've never told anybody this, but
- 31:57Speaker 18: it was just so weird because I had.
- 31:58Speaker 2: A moment of loss. You know what I mean?
- 32:00Speaker 18: Where you just realize, like, people that mean so much
- 32:02Speaker 18: to you are gone forever.
- 32:04Speaker 17: Right.
- 32:04Speaker 18: And it just felt really dark, right? Out of nowhere,
- 32:07Speaker 18: here come DM me. Hey, brother, have you tried my wine?
- 32:11Speaker 5: You got to be nice.
- 32:13Speaker 3: I got to sell it, brother. I see where you're
- 32:16Speaker 3: going with it.
- 32:19Speaker 18: Hey, snap out of that.
- 32:22Speaker 3: Yeah, right now.
- 32:23Speaker 5: Like, I swear, it was like an angel out of nowhere.
- 32:26Speaker 3: Because I was going down there, and he was like, hey, what?
- 32:30Speaker 5: Take a guess right here.
- 32:31Speaker 3: Have you seen my cell phone?
- 32:32Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds about right.
- 32:35Speaker 3: It was fantastic.
- 32:37Speaker 18: And I always thank you for that. Because I was like,
- 32:39Speaker 18: I was just like, it was like falling off a
- 32:40Speaker 18: building for a second. And DL saw it in me.
- 32:43Speaker 18: And like a big brother just came and said, ah, ah, ah.
- 32:46Speaker 5: And saved the day. And tried to save himself. Ha, ha, ha.
- 32:51Speaker 9: Remember, you can hear more of our discussion every day
- 32:54Speaker 9: on our radio shows.
- 32:55Speaker 5: Check out the website, the DLHughleyShow.com for local listings. We'll
- 32:58Speaker 5: be back coming up on the DL Hughley Show.
- 33:00Speaker 2: It is now time to give a deserving someone the Shooty.
- 33:02Speaker 5: Of the Week Award.
- 33:03Speaker 13: And now it's time for the shoot. Marlon Humphrey is
- 33:16Speaker 13: an American professional football cornerback for the Baltimore Ravens of
- 33:21Speaker 13: the National Football League. Humphrey played college football for the
- 33:28Speaker 13: Alabama Crimson Tide in 2015 and 2016. During his stint,
- 33:36Speaker 13: he intended to compete in track and football.
- 33:40Speaker 17: Wow.
- 33:40Speaker 13: So, why is Marlon Humphrey this week's recipient of the
- 33:45Speaker 13: Shoe Booty of the Week Award?
- 33:47Speaker 19: Why?
- 33:48Speaker 13: He gets the shoe booty because this Bama put the
- 33:52Speaker 13: hip in hypocrite.
- 33:54Speaker 6: All right.
- 33:55Speaker 13: Marlon Humphrey took a knee in 2017 because Trump said
- 34:00Speaker 13: get him off the field. This week, Trump said get
- 34:08Speaker 13: in the car, and Humphrey said, I'm going to Disney World.
- 34:12Speaker 13: He rode in the motorcade, filmed it like a dad
- 34:15Speaker 13: at Disney, and then told reporters he has never voted
- 34:20Speaker 13: and has no political beliefs.
- 34:22Speaker 3: What did you say, Nick?
- 34:24Speaker 5: Sir.
- 34:25Speaker 3: You kneeled. That is a belief. A small one. Knee height.
- 34:30Speaker 3: Big enough to take this ride.
- 34:32Speaker 5: Don't be rude.
- 34:33Speaker 13: He tried to vote once, but the absentee ballot didn't come.
- 34:38Speaker 13: So the United States Postal Service has done more to
- 34:42Speaker 13: shape his politics than Frederick Douglass.
- 34:44Speaker 5: Well, boy, how you feel now?
- 34:46Speaker 13: His whole platform is, I don't know, but the limo
- 34:50Speaker 13: was crazy, and he's joining the club.
- 34:53Speaker 11: Where we had an African-American guy who was a fan
- 34:56Speaker 11: of mine.
- 34:57Speaker 13: Tim Scott, Clarence Thomas, and Marlins the athletic Byron Scott.
- 35:03Speaker 3: Look at my African-American over here.
- 35:05Speaker 13: Same vibe, better 40 time. Please don't tell me that
- 35:10Speaker 13: all it took was one ride in the beast to
- 35:13Speaker 13: forget where he came from.
- 35:14Speaker 3: What is wrong with you? He's from Alabama. Black people
- 35:18Speaker 3: got beaten for the right to vote there.
- 35:21Speaker 5: You're no free man.
- 35:22Speaker 3: You're nothing but a runaway. Humphrey's response was, I don't
- 35:26Speaker 3: really have any political beliefs.
- 35:28Speaker 13: But the cup holders were nice. The Tangerine Titan got beliefs.
- 35:34Speaker 13: Humphrey just became the prop.
- 35:37Speaker 5: Look at him.
- 35:37Speaker 3: You know what I'm talking about?
- 35:39Speaker 17: Okay.
- 35:39Speaker 3: And that's why the shoe.
- 35:43Speaker 13: Booty of the week award goes to Marlon Humphrey. Now
- 35:49Speaker 13: here's a swift kick in the ass.
- 35:53Speaker 5: Right now it's time for what you need to know
- 35:54Speaker 5: with one and only Sybil Wilkes.
- 35:56Speaker 19: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. In Texas,
- 35:59Speaker 19: Democratic Senate candidate James Tallarico is facing intense scrutiny over
- 36:03Speaker 19: outreach to black voters after abruptly canceling an appearance with
- 36:07Speaker 19: a black civic group that resulted in unrecovered financial losses
- 36:10Speaker 19: for organizers. In Mississippi, newly released video shows the fatal
- 36:14Speaker 19: June police shooting outside a Zenobia Walmart that claimed the
- 36:18Speaker 19: life of a one-year-old child. Emerging days after the state
- 36:21Speaker 19: attorney general deemed the officer-involved shooting justified. In New England,
- 36:26Speaker 19: the Manchester, New Hampshire NAACP is strongly condemning a wave
- 36:30Speaker 19: of hateful vandalism after racist, homophobic, and anti-Semitic graffiti was
- 36:35Speaker 19: discovered across three neighborhoods. And in entertainment legal news, music
- 36:40Speaker 19: icon Mariah Carey won a $ 20 million defamation lawsuit filed
- 36:44Speaker 19: by her brother Morgan after a New York State judge
- 36:47Speaker 19: ruled that he failed to prove actual malice regarding her
- 36:51Speaker 19: best-selling memoir.
- 36:52Speaker 3: I'm Sybil Wilkes.
- 36:53Speaker 13: Be informed.
- 36:54Speaker 21: Be empowered.
- 36:56Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 36:57Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Sybil Jasmine.
- 36:59Speaker 18: Mm-hmm.
- 37:00Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
- 37:01Speaker 5: That means, yeah.
- 37:01Speaker 2: Okay, we'll say it that way.
- 37:02Speaker 5: Hey, hey, hey.
- 37:03Speaker 2: We got more of the D.L. Hughley Show coming up directly.
- 37:07Speaker 2: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
- 37:08Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. We
- 37:13Speaker 1: were talking about the fact that Colin.
- 37:17Speaker 3: Colin Wiley.
- 37:18Speaker 1: Colin Wiley, who, you know, obviously was shot to death
- 37:24Speaker 1: by a police officer.
- 37:25Speaker 8: Yep.
- 37:26Speaker 1: Um, and it was rude, justified behind the scenes. So
- 37:28Speaker 1: if you can kill a baby in a car seat,
- 37:32Speaker 1: what can't you justify? If you can kill a toddler
- 37:36Speaker 1: in a car seat, um, that where they weren't driving
- 37:41Speaker 1: at you, where nobody was involved in the act of crime,
- 37:43Speaker 1: when nobody was closer.
- 37:45Speaker 2: What can't you justify?
- 37:46Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 37:47Speaker 2: There's nothing you can't justify.
- 37:49Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 37:50Speaker 1: If you can justify a young man being found face
- 37:52Speaker 1: down in a body of water, but yet nobody, no
- 37:57Speaker 1: water in his lungs and a bruise on the back
- 37:59Speaker 1: of his neck and parts of his natty missing.
- 38:02Speaker 11: You can.
- 38:02Speaker 2: What can't you do? There's nothing you can't do.
- 38:07Speaker 1: Do you realize that now it is the youngest person
- 38:10Speaker 1: ever killed by law enforcement in America?
- 38:12Speaker 5: And guess who has the record? Mississippi.
- 38:16Speaker 3: Of course.
- 38:17Speaker 5: I'm not sure.
- 38:17Speaker 1: And the police chief was so racist. He got, you
- 38:21Speaker 1: know how bad you got to be to be fired
- 38:24Speaker 1: in Mississippi for being a racist?
- 38:27Speaker 3: Now, wait a minute.
- 38:29Speaker 1: How bad is it when races go? Well, that's too far.
- 38:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 38:35Speaker 1: That's like getting fired from Fox News for lying. All
- 38:39Speaker 1: up there, boy, that's just a bridge too far.
- 38:42Speaker 11: That's like being kicked off the sumo wrestling team for
- 38:46Speaker 11: being too fat.
- 38:47Speaker 5: Yeah, man, come on. There's so many things wrong with this.
- 38:50Speaker 9: I mean, the fact that they claim that, you know,
- 38:53Speaker 9: the father was running towards them, false. The fact that
- 38:56Speaker 9: the family hasn't even been allowed to see the body
- 38:59Speaker 9: cam footage. It's just so many things.
- 39:00Speaker 5: About this case.
- 39:02Speaker 1: And the only reason it is happening because they know
- 39:04Speaker 1: there's not going to be a federal push.
- 39:06Speaker 2: They know it.
- 39:06Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 39:07Speaker 1: But they got to remember this. This administration won't always
- 39:09Speaker 1: be in charge.
- 39:10Speaker 3: That's right.
- 39:11Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you something. Just like just like
- 39:14Speaker 2: my girl is always talking stuff.
- 39:16Speaker 5: What's the broad name? Which one?
- 39:18Speaker 2: The Anaconda. What's the name?
- 39:20Speaker 5: Oh, Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj's got to realize, too. You
- 39:24Speaker 5: won't always be in favor. We have to remember these things. No, no.
- 39:27Speaker 9: We have to push and make sure that when the
- 39:29Speaker 9: administration does switch, and it will, we have to make
- 39:33Speaker 9: them remember these things.
- 39:34Speaker 1: And if you're going to denaturalize citizens, I got a
- 39:36Speaker 1: couple I'd like for you to start with.
- 39:37Speaker 5: Let's go. Jay Cruz, bye. See you later. Yep, let's go.
- 39:39Speaker 2: Because we got people that we want to leave here, too.
- 39:42Speaker 5: Yes. And if that's the predicate, nobody says anything, you
- 39:45Speaker 5: get rid of ours, we get rid of yours.
- 39:46Speaker 17: Yep.
- 39:47Speaker 5: And we're going to snatch them when they're not thinking.
- 39:50Speaker 14: No, no, no, no, no.
- 39:51Speaker 3: It was all cool.
- 39:52Speaker 5: We got you.
- 39:52Speaker 2: I don't care.
- 39:53Speaker 5: I'm naturalized. We'll naturally get your ass on this boat.
- 39:57Speaker 1: It is still Breast Cancer Awareness Month, but there are
- 39:59Speaker 1: some other health checks that women should take and they
- 40:02Speaker 1: should start when they're young.
- 40:03Speaker 5: Queen NDB gave us five.
- 40:05Speaker 1: Medical tests that every black woman should have before she
- 40:07Speaker 1: turns 30 by Meg Butler for Madame Noir.
- 40:10Speaker 5: Mole screening.
- 40:11Speaker 22: The idea that people of African origin cannot get skin cancer.
- 40:15Speaker 2: That's a myth. Bob Marley died from it.
- 40:17Speaker 3: Yes.
- 40:18Speaker 5: Yes. And a comprehensive eye test.
- 40:22Speaker 22: So even if your vision isn't blurry, a comprehensive eye test,
- 40:25Speaker 22: they can test for degenerative but treatable diseases like glaucoma.
- 40:32Speaker 22: And it normally strikes early and more aggressively.
- 40:35Speaker 4: We can see that you have eye problems by who
- 40:38Speaker 4: you're dating.
- 40:39Speaker 2: We don't even need to take a test.
- 40:43Speaker 5: You don't need to take a test.
- 40:45Speaker 2: We see your social media page. And we know, wow,
- 40:47Speaker 2: this bro.
- 40:47Speaker 3: I can't see at all.
- 40:50Speaker 22: But these degenerative diseases, they strike earlier and more aggressively
- 40:55Speaker 22: among certain groups of.
- 40:56Speaker 5: People like African-Americans.
- 40:57Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 40:58Speaker 5: We got to take that eye test. A heart health test.
- 41:01Speaker 6: Yep.
- 41:02Speaker 22: Heart disease is the number one killer of African-American women.
- 41:06Speaker 22: So luckily, regular heart health tests beginning at 20, especially
- 41:11Speaker 22: if you have a family history, it can spot and
- 41:13Speaker 22: tackle those problems early enough to treat them.
- 41:16Speaker 20: Yep.
- 41:17Speaker 5: Also, a cholesterol test.
- 41:20Speaker 22: High cholesterol runs in your family, which is highly likely
- 41:22Speaker 22: if you're African-American. Your first lipid profile should be at
- 41:26Speaker 22: the age of 20.
- 41:26Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you're real big, nobody runs in your family, apparently.
- 41:32Speaker 5: I have high cholesterol. I don't have a big bone
- 41:35Speaker 5: in my body. No, I'm just saying. Also, mental health screenings.
- 41:41Speaker 22: A few sessions with a professional can help you clear
- 41:43Speaker 22: your mind and move past the vices.
- 41:46Speaker 4: Now, she gets mad when I say that, but remember
- 41:48Speaker 4: when Usher's ex failed it.
- 41:53Speaker 3: She failed her mental health screening. She did what?
- 41:57Speaker 2: She failed it.
- 41:58Speaker 3: She failed her mental health screening.
- 42:02Speaker 5: Do it again, now.
- 42:03Speaker 3: We don't need to do it again.
- 42:05Speaker 5: Here's your padded room.
- 42:06Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding. I would skip this thing, baby.
- 42:08Speaker 2: Of course, it doesn't mean you're.
- 42:14Speaker 5: Oh, my goodness.
- 42:15Speaker 1: What else we got, Eddie B?
- 42:17Speaker 2: That's it.
- 42:18Speaker 5: Just take care of yourselves, lady. Get those screenings. How
- 42:21Speaker 5: many fingers I got? Yep, exactly.
- 42:24Speaker 2: That's going to do it for us, ladies and gentlemen.
- 42:26Speaker 2: This is D. I hope we show you a 2026 edition.
- 42:28Speaker 1: Remember, if you're going to be in Milwaukee, I will
- 42:30Speaker 1: be there this Friday and Saturday.
- 42:32Speaker 2: At the Milwaukee Improv.
- 42:34Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 42:34Speaker 2: Jasmine, what'd you learn today?
- 42:35Speaker 15: Wow.
- 42:35Speaker 9: This thing between Halle Berry and her ex has gotten just,
- 42:39Speaker 9: I don't know if you guys have been following it, but.
- 42:41Speaker 5: It has gotten tense. This Oliver, Oliver Martinez, whatever his
- 42:45Speaker 5: name is.
- 42:46Speaker 9: So I don't know if you guys know, but initially
- 42:48Speaker 9: I told you what happened with the 13 year old
- 42:50Speaker 9: son who tried to fight Halle over his VTR and
- 42:53Speaker 9: whatever she wanted to do a school war. He testified
- 42:57Speaker 9: against her in court. This is a shame when you
- 43:00Speaker 9: got the kids testify. So then the daughter who is
- 43:02Speaker 9: of age now, she testified, obviously, on behalf of her mother.
- 43:06Speaker 9: But just the fact that that you're bringing your children
- 43:09Speaker 9: into this.
- 43:09Speaker 5: And oh, by the way.
- 43:11Speaker 9: I think it also has something to do with the
- 43:13Speaker 9: fact that you remember Halle was paying him or whatever
- 43:16Speaker 9: her name is. Halle Berry was paying him $ 8, 000 a month.
- 43:20Speaker 11: Oh, then you got cut off when she.
- 43:22Speaker 5: Got cut off.
- 43:23Speaker 9: However, he's petitioning for full custody of the son. If
- 43:26Speaker 9: he gets the son, Halle has to start.
- 43:28Speaker 5: Paying him again.
- 43:30Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it's about.
- 43:31Speaker 5: Follow the money, baby. Follow the money.
- 43:32Speaker 16: I heard he testified for like two and a half hours.
- 43:36Speaker 5: He did.
- 43:37Speaker 9: And whatever it is, I think it didn't go in
- 43:38Speaker 9: his favor because from what I read, he rushed out
- 43:42Speaker 9: of court angrily.
- 43:44Speaker 3: You supposed to discipline kids.
- 43:46Speaker 5: That's right.
- 43:47Speaker 3: That's what you supposed to do. When they act up,
- 43:49Speaker 3: you get this ass whooping.
- 43:50Speaker 9: And let me tell you something. And if a kid
- 43:52Speaker 9: puts his hands on me, we're going to have a problem.
- 43:54Speaker 2: Yeah, buddy.
- 43:55Speaker 5: The fact that the 13-year-old put his hands on his mama, okay?
- 43:58Speaker 7: Uh-uh.
- 43:59Speaker 5: That's a no-no.
- 44:00Speaker 3: Back in the day?
- 44:01Speaker 16: Oh, my goodness.
- 44:01Speaker 3: But get what mama do.
- 44:03Speaker 11: If old Olivia was a real man, he should have said,
- 44:06Speaker 11: I'll be right there and handle his business on his own.
- 44:08Speaker 5: Thank you. Instead of jumping on his son's side, you
- 44:11Speaker 5: know who he is.
- 44:12Speaker 3: Come on, man. Mess.
- 44:15Speaker 2: Skip, my man Cheetah, what did you learn today?
- 44:17Speaker 3: I said it yesterday. I'm going to say it again. Vote, vote, vote.
- 44:20Speaker 3: Can't say it enough.
- 44:22Speaker 11: Vote.
- 44:22Speaker 3: Get your ass out there and vote. Don't put it off.
- 44:25Speaker 3: Early voting. Let's get it done.
- 44:27Speaker 5: That's right. I'm with you.
- 44:28Speaker 2: All right. Coming up on the next D.O. Hughley show,
- 44:31Speaker 2: Kyle Hughley, a.k.a.
- 44:32Speaker 1: Specialty Al K, is going to be our latest record producer.
- 44:35Speaker 2: We're his latest project of short bus records. Plus the
- 44:37Speaker 2: militant man.
- 44:39Speaker 1: Jamal Kingsley returns to expose racism hidden in our everyday lives.
- 44:43Speaker 1: It is the DL Hughley Show. We will definitely see
- 44:44Speaker 1: you on the other side. Kyle, my favorite short bus operator.
- 44:47Speaker 1: Pull that string. We gots to go.
- 44:48Speaker 3: Tout, tout.
- 44:49Speaker 2: It is the DL Hughley Show. See you on the
- 44:51Speaker 2: other side.