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THE DISCLAIMER: Pack It In · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show Podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Raw Doggy, four to seven every weekday, on Radio Hodak here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, g'day fellas.
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  Speaker 3: Hello there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was really efficient. That was good shit. Good
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  Speaker 2: day to you.
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  Speaker 3: Suck it, man.
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  Speaker 2: No mucking around. No mucking around. Yes, thank you, Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: Sucking around there and there.
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  Speaker 3: Good day, good day.
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  Speaker 2: What made it so good?
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  Speaker 3: Must do it.
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  Speaker 2: What made it so good?
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: I chose not to get involved with things that really
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  Speaker 4: had nothing to do with me. I chose not to
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  Speaker 4: get stressed out about things.
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  Speaker 2: And had a productive day.
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  Speaker 3: That's great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: Things outside of the station, obviously.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you don't? Oh, no. Yeah, no, it was great.
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  Speaker 2: It was good.
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  Speaker 3: But you're talking things away from the station. Oh, yeah, no.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing to do with the station. Nothing to do with
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  Speaker 2: the fellas.
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  Speaker 3: What could be stressful here, Keezy? I don't know. Pugs
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  Speaker 3: in your shorts are pretty crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was looking at his shorts. I've seen them before.
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  Speaker 3: Have you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He's coming in, man.
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  Speaker 2: He's fuming.
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  Speaker 3: He's in another one of his moods.
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  Speaker 4: As a joke, was going to suggest to Pugs that
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  Speaker 4: he let me wear them for summer.
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  Speaker 2: Can you imagine Horty J in those?
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  Speaker 3: That'd be too long. I got them on Saturday.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they are new.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I've seen them before. They look like
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  Speaker 2: a kind of, I'd describe them as a parachute.
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  Speaker 3: They're like comedy pants. They're a comedy pants. Wacky pants.
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  Speaker 3: They're like the beret of pants.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like jodhpurs.
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  Speaker 4: And if you wore a beret with them, you're right, Mogi,
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  Speaker 4: it would really set it off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But I think they look good on him, but they
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  Speaker 5: wouldn't look good on, you know, anyone else. I'm surprised
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  Speaker 5: anybody made them.
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  Speaker 3: To begin with.
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  Speaker 5: Even more surprised somebody bought them, and then even more
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  Speaker 5: surprised again that somebody's wearing them, and even more surprised again.
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  Speaker 3: That they're wearing them into the.
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  Speaker 5: Big show where we have a habit of not letting
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  Speaker 5: things go.
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  Speaker 2: I initially thought it was a skirt.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I wish it was.
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  Speaker 2: I have no issue with it if it was a skirt.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 4: But that's my– initially I went, is Pugs wearing a skirt?
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  Speaker 3: Are you telling me if Pugs walked in in a skirt,
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  Speaker 3: you would have no issue with it?
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  Speaker 2: None whatsoever.
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  Speaker 3: Would you say anything?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: It would be a Beckham situation. But you'll say something
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  Speaker 3: about his clown pants.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Why not about a skirt?
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  Speaker 2: Well, because I think it'd suit a skirt better.
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  Speaker 3: Because of his legs.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. 100%.
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  Speaker 5: And if you complain about a skirt, it becomes a
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  Speaker 5: sexual harassment issue.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Whereas clown pants. Yeah. It's just wacky.
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  Speaker 2: It's just wacky stuff.
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  Speaker 3: It's good stuff. I started packing my house today, the
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  Speaker 3: very first day of packing.
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  Speaker 5: Packs for the record is in the B studio shaking
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  Speaker 5: his head.
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  Speaker 3: Shaving his head.
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  Speaker 2: Packing up your house. That's good times, eh, Keezy?
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  Speaker 3: Because I have to move out at the end of October.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's ages.
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  Speaker 3: You get a busy couple of months. I go to Japan.
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  Speaker 3: In two and a half weeks' time, I go to
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  Speaker 3: Japan for two weeks. So while I'm in Japan, I
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  Speaker 3: will get home and then have two weeks to pack
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  Speaker 3: up and leave, and I don't have anywhere to go.
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  Speaker 5: But you've got to start that process now, pack it up,
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  Speaker 5: move it out, put some shit in storage.
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  Speaker 3: I think I've started. I can imagine your place is
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  Speaker 3: not huge. It's not huge The garage is fucking Because
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  Speaker 3: I've got my motorbike and my truck in there So
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  Speaker 3: today I just needed to start it Because my brain
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  Speaker 3: was like oh my god it's going to be such
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  Speaker 3: a big job I've done most of the garage today
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  Speaker 3: already It's all on the back of my truck And
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  Speaker 3: now I'm like cool now I've got a truck full
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  Speaker 3: of shit I don't know what to do with that
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  Speaker 3: So I'll figure it out Are you just getting a
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  Speaker 3: storage unit on this unit? It depends if a house
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  Speaker 3: pops up in the next few weeks to buy Otherwise
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  Speaker 3: yes storage unit and a rental A short term rental
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  Speaker 3: If anyone listening Those are for short-term rental in Auckland.
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  Speaker 3: That would be handy, actually. Message me on Instagram.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a bit of storage in it. We've got
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  Speaker 4: a little cupboard unit in our place.
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  Speaker 3: Is it the one you sleep in?
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  Speaker 4: When I've had a bad night, yeah. I've got my
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  Speaker 4: garden shed at my old place.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. You can chuck stuff in there. There's a
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  Speaker 2: prize cupboard here, Keezy. Yeah, there's a prize cupboard.
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  Speaker 3: To be honest.
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  Speaker 2: Mogi's got heaps of space as well.
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  Speaker 3: I've got too much space.
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  Speaker 2: Under his joint.
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  Speaker 3: I've got too much space.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Can I park my truck under your joint? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you have to fiddle in through the man door. Under
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  Speaker 3: the pile, like where the piles are and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But it's fucking hell. It's just I've got so much
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  Speaker 3: on my plate over the next few, and then to
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  Speaker 3: top it off, come die with me this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 5: You know how good the Hauraki Big Show podcast is?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love those fellas. Backbone.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, backbone.
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  Speaker 2: You get it.
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  Speaker 3: You've got to get around the live radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you?
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  Speaker 3: When's that?
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  Speaker 5: Four to seven weekdays on Radio Hauraki and iHeartRadio. Backbone.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: The Hauraki Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: How do you eat an elephant, Keezy?
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  Speaker 3: One bite at a time?
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  Speaker 1: Correct.
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  Speaker 2: Correct.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just needed to start because last night at
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  Speaker 3: like 2am I was in bed going, fuck, my house
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  Speaker 3: is going to take ages to pack up. Now that
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  Speaker 3: I've started, it's like, I actually won't take that long.
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  Speaker 5: Nah. Our place, when we moved, it was like- I've
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  Speaker 5: got no stress around it just because I've done it
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  Speaker 5: a billion times.
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  Speaker 3: I've only done it like twice. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We had fucking 27 years of shit and four children-
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  Speaker 4: That I can't imagine. In our place, and it was
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  Speaker 4: just like, oh my fucking God.
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  Speaker 3: It's like my parents are selling the plantation. Oh, yeah, right.
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  Speaker 3: They want to sell it at the start of next year,
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  Speaker 3: and they've lived there since it's 97.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Have you guys, you guys haven't been there, have you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, we have. You and Pugs have, Jase.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, were you not there, Mogi?
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  Speaker 3: No, you got, you drove and you're teetered.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, right, okay.
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  Speaker 3: And then we stopped very briefly. But at my parents' house,
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  Speaker 3: it's like the house up the top of the hill
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  Speaker 3: in a garage full of dad's old car shit everywhere,
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  Speaker 3: another shit full of shit. Down the bottom is his workshop.
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  Speaker 3: And all the servants' quarters and stuff. And the servants' quarters,
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  Speaker 3: but they'll be taking care of that themselves. But there
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  Speaker 3: is so much old car shit, like, everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, he's just got to run a, he'll just sell it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's going to be scrap. And they'll have to come
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  Speaker 5: and pick it up. Not necessarily as scrap, but you'd
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  Speaker 5: either sell it or untrade me. You'd go, I've got
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  Speaker 5: all this stuff, come.
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  Speaker 3: And get it. That's right. And you'd be a member
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  Speaker 3: of clubs and shit. He's not actually. He hates clubs.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, right.
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  Speaker 3: He's one of those grumpy old bastards. But basically, he has.
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  Speaker 3: But even just listing it all. Oh, it'd be a nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: It's a fucking nightmare.
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  Speaker 2: Take it to the tip.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: Just biff it.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's actually very valuable stuff, Jase. You can't get
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  Speaker 3: their OG stuff anywhere. But that's the thing, though, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Then you've got to deal with it. 100%.
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  Speaker 5: Although, has he been fastidious with his record keeping and storage?
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  Speaker 3: Or is it just chuck it over there? John. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean Don. Why did I say John? That's not
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  Speaker 3: his name. John Key. John Key.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Don Key.
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  Speaker 4: I remember my mum when she moved out of her
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  Speaker 4: place and they had a– it was.
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  Speaker 2: A huge house.
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  Speaker 4: Two-storied, and there was a sort of unit– in the
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  Speaker 4: bottom sort of half of the house.
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  Speaker 3: Like a big unit?
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  Speaker 4: It was a reasonable unit, but there was a garage
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  Speaker 4: that was probably, I don't know, five times the size
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  Speaker 4: of this studio. And my mum's partner was a flea
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  Speaker 4: market fanatic and loved his toys and bits and pieces.
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  Speaker 3: Just junk.
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  Speaker 2: And when they packed it up, it was a fucking nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, 100%.
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  Speaker 2: But thousands and thousands of things.
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  Speaker 3: And I bet it's all valuable to the right person.
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  Speaker 2: To the right person.
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  Speaker 3: To that guy, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah. Packing up, it's not fun.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's like my wife's grandparents lived in this– like
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  Speaker 3: old Christchurch, it wasn't Christchurch, it's Springston. No, it was Southbridge,
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  Speaker 3: where Dan Carter's from. Yeah, sure. An old 200-year-old house,
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  Speaker 3: and they'd lived in it for 60, 70 years, and
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  Speaker 3: the granddad had the same obsession with buying shit at
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  Speaker 3: flea markets. Yes. And had a few barns on the property.
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  Speaker 3: And then so when he passed away, all the kids
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  Speaker 3: had to go through it, and they were just like,
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  Speaker 3: Why has he got 15 boat motors? Yeah. Why has
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  Speaker 3: he got 30 bicycles? Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: I had a mate that was pretty firmly on the pipe,
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  Speaker 5: and he just couldn't stop himself from buying DVD players.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, why have you got another DVD player?
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  Speaker 5: He's like, it was 19 bucks.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, you've.
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  Speaker 5: Got 10 DVD players.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. Because he's considered a bargain, you know? That can't
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  Speaker 3: pass up a bargain. What year was this? 20-odd year ago.
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  Speaker 3: So they were still useful.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but not.
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  Speaker 3: You don't need eight to ten new ones.
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  Speaker 4: I've never got that mentality of people that buy just
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  Speaker 4: because it's a bargain.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saving money.
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  Speaker 4: It's of no use to me, but it's a bargain,
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  Speaker 4: so I'll buy it. My wife bought something from Ikea today,
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  Speaker 4: and she said, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Even know why I bought that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why she bought it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what I'm going to buy it for.
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  Speaker 3: To pay you back for your fucking lamp. Good news, fellas.
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  Speaker 2: Good news.
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  Speaker 3: Is this show chat?
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  Speaker 2: No, not really.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I got outbid in the last minute.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. Oh, so you didn't win it? I didn't win it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, what the fuck? There was a word that he
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  Speaker 5: was using yesterday that made me slightly unsure.
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  Speaker 3: Bid? He kept saying bid instead of auction.
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  Speaker 5: No, he kept on saying practically, I think it was.
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  Speaker 3: So I practically bought it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, well, have you or haven't you? So
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  Speaker 3: you lied to the audience. Now here we are.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 3: A day later. Fucking hell, man.
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  Speaker 4: It was, and I admitted it to my wife too,
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  Speaker 4: and I went, oh, fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Now, darling, you know I love you, right? And she went,
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  Speaker 2: what have you done?
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  Speaker 4: And I went, oh, it's just, and I showed her,
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  Speaker 4: and she was like, oh, for fuck's sake.
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  Speaker 2: And then literally. 30, I was watching it count down going, oh, God,
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  Speaker 2: 30 seconds. Doo-doo, someone bought it.
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  Speaker 3: Did you celebrate?
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  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, thank fuck for that. Comment on there, hey, sucker.
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  Speaker 5: But then your competitive spirit kicked up again.
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  Speaker 2: Doo-doo. Well, it did. And then I bid on something else. Oh, good. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I've lost that now. So this one I'm still keen on.
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  Speaker 3: What are the dimensions?
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  Speaker 2: It's a painting, but I lost that too. I drew
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  Speaker 2: a line, fellas. Well done. Okay, enough's enough here.
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  Speaker 3: So how much time do you spend on this fucking
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  Speaker 3: auction website? Because all you've got to show for it
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  Speaker 3: is a giant coffee table.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's all.
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  Speaker 3: And a lot of stress.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no, I bought a very cool side table for
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  Speaker 4: my wife, which he does like.
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  Speaker 3: How big is it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's about, you know. Size of a? You can
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  Speaker 2: fit a coffee mug on it.
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  Speaker 3: Right, just one?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a plinth.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to the big show, 407 Weekdays, Radio Hoda. Or don't.
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  Speaker 3: Or just don't.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we're not going to force you to.
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  Speaker 3: No, you should.
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  Speaker 2: Dish, dish, dish.