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A LESBIAN VIRGIN WHO CAN DEEP THROAT LIKE A MOTHA FUCKA · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi. Welcome to the latest episode of
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Call ME Mistress. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
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and I've got with me a special guest today.
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She's at the party. She's cute.
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She's adorable. And her name is Kylie.
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Kylie. Yeah, Kylie.
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Highly. Highly yes.
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Yes. Tell us now you're 24 years old.
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I am. You've been in the lifestyle now
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six years. Off and on.
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I I took a three-year break. OK, so.
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That's OK. And you came to the party last
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night. Yes.
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Now you came to the initial party back in June.
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Yes. And we were talking about this.
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And when you came to the party the first time, I was like, oh,
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that cute little quiet, messy girl, a cute little lesbian.
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Oh, my God. And then last night, I turn
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around. I say, Kylie, you got your
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titties out. Why?
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You got your titties out, Kylie? And you're like, they were hot.
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They needed to breathe like a fine wine.
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I got uncoachable in the dress and so I was like I can either
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be uncomfortable with a dress or freeze and so I chose the
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freezing option. You know, there's always extra
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clothes here. I tell people I'm like, I'll get
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you extra clothes. There's robes.
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Here's here's The funny thing. I had clothes in my bag, but I
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changed into after, but I was like, no, that's too much work.
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So we're just, we're just gonna go, no dress.
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And you just said fuck it, I'm letting the tits hang.
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Maybe. Maybe that was the thought
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process. You just came in the podcast
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room and you're just like, Oh my gosh, thank you.
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And then you saw it on fat. I did I commented on it on fit.
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So when you posted it, I don't know.
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A couple days ago I seen the room and I'm like, oh it's so
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cute, it's so pretty. It has a pink walls and in the
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in the in the chairs and in my head it was so different than I
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had it pictured in my head. Y'all all sat around a round
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white table like the Knights of Arthur and I don't know why the
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table was white. It just was.
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And y'all are all in office rolling chairs except for Liv's
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chair and had to be broken and not be able to roll roll around
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because she would be all over the room and that was my thought
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process. Her chair was broken, that's why
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she sit still because it was broken.
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Oh my gosh. Because.
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Her AHD would have her running everywhere.
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Liv is fucking hilarious. She's amazing.
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She, she is, she's so funny. She's just so just easygoing
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going with the flow. But it's funny because she'll
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sit in that chair and it's usually my my smallest, oldest
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Chihuahua Angel, who's an absolute bitch.
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And if Liv goes to move her, she tries to dumb poor Liv with, you
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know, four of her back teeth like, you know, and Liz like,
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OK, grandma, let me move your grandma.
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You know, Liz starts talking like a grandma and I'm like, OK,
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I got to edit that out. Can you 2 just instill?
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No, Liv was making fun of me over something to grandma last
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night. She's.
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Quite funny with this because she started dating my nephew and
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it's been almost a year now. And the funniest thing was she
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always called her ex-husband dad.
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She still calls her ex-husband dad.
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She has three children with him. They have a very great
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relationship. She's like, you know, I can't
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call Matt dad. She's like, I just, I don't know
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what to call him. It just feels so weird.
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You know, we've tried calling each other like honey and baby
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and babe. I, I, I just don't, I don't, I
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can't do it. And I said, well, you know what?
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You could, you always think that, you know, you love the,
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the bushy hair because he has this huge beard.
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And I said, you know, you always wanted to date a lumberjack
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looking guy. I said you could call him Grand
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Pappy because it's going to be dad and he's much older than
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you, so go ahead and call him Grand Pappy.
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She says. I like that.
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So she started calling him Grand Pappy and my nephew looked at
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her and he's like fuck no that would have.
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Also been my response, yeah, thank you.
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You know also. Grand Pappy.
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You call me grand anything and I'm leaving.
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I'm just grandmaster anything. If it has brand in it, I'm
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leaving. You know, when I first met you,
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I thought, old soul, you kind of have this stoic vibe going on.
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And to be 24, you act like you're 40. 4 Thank you you.
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Do so. It was funny because you come
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over, you're the one person with all these motherfuckers that
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came to the party who asked me, hey, if you want me to, I can
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come help you tomorrow. I was like, yes, please, I will
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take that. Yes, please.
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Because everybody's still in bed.
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It's like, OK, go ahead and stay in bed.
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Mia's going to go to sleep at three, 4:00 in the morning, get
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back up at like 8:00, have some coffee, and then that's cleaning
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time for parties. That's what we do.
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Yeah, I've always like, preferred cleaning up rather
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than setting up. Like I've never been.
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Like setting up is not something I'm good at.
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So I was like, I want to help, but I can't set up parties I
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don't have. I just so I was like, I could
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offer to clean up because like nobody else is offering.
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I mean, live to do the dungeon before she left.
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But I was like, all this stuff is still up.
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It's gonna be like hours for one person to do it by herself.
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So just like I'm gonna offer. Maybe she'll say no, but it only
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off chance she says yeah. That I thought that was the
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coolest and you know, I appreciate that tremendously.
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Yeah, it was no problem. I was like, actually funny
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enough before the party had thought about texting me like,
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hey, if you need someone help clean up after, I'm not going to
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be doing anything Sunday. But then I was like, no, I'm not
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going to text it. Bitch.
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I still shut up. Oh gosh, it's, it's something
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else. Now I know that one of our other
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friends, he's going to come over.
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I just have to text him. But he's like, you know, Mia, if
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you, if you need help, I'm like, bitch, I need fucking help.
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I've got 2 fucking tents. We've got four or five beds.
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We've got sheets. We have so much shit to put
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away, do we not? Yeah, we did.
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Yeah. And we got a lot of it done in
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an hour though you. Fucking wrap that shit up.
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That was great, but we still gotta put 10s away.
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Not you and me. We're going to have somebody
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else do that shit. That's the man's problem.
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Now, Speaking of men, that's a good segue.
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So we're outside and you know, it's a beautiful day out.
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It really is. Kylie, we're going to get into
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this. We are going to, we're going to
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do more than broach the subject, dissect it inch by inch.
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And Speaking of inches, so Kylie is, is doing stuff and she's
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she's doing very well. You put together things very
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perfectly. You, you just said I don't set
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things up well. I call bullshit on that 'cause,
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bitch, you could put a fucking air mattress away.
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Like it's new out-of-the-box, but we're doing this.
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And you were just like, yeah, you know, last night was the
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first actual, like, penis I ever saw in person.
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And you're like, yeah, it's kind of funny 'cause I'm such a size
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queen. I'm like, whoa, what?
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What? Jigga who?
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Let's go back. All that.
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Let's see. Hold on.
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So. So your size, queen?
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Yes. You told me that your mom works
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at a sex store and you get all these great deals on sex toys.
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Yeah. And you love big dildos.
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You just got a big nice glitter cock.
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I did. It has heart glitters inside it.
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It's so. It's great.
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It's great. Yeah.
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You know, I can't say that I've never seen a guy with a big
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glitter cock. But I would be lying because one
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time I fucked a guy, we had fucking body glitter and got
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body paint, you know? Yeah.
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It glowed like a light stick. I was, I'd ride that thing.
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Let's say Empire Strikes Back, you know, don't do the silent
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laughter. You.
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You let them know you're laughing.
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And control of my laughing style is interesting.
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It is fine. It's fine.
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Let it go. I laugh like I hyena sometimes.
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They suck it, fuck them. They don't like it, fuck them.
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But anyway, so you're a size queen, but I'm telling you, you
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put a dildo inside of you and it's so much different than a
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real cock. The real cock is 1000 times
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better. I'm I'm letting you know this
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now. I'm letting you know this.
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And because you're just like, yeah, I don't men really don't
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have anything for me. And I was like, bitch, come on
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now. Come on now.
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We got you got to work with us here.
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So maybe not. The sex party is the best place
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to beat that ideal man. OK, but let me tell you, you
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have a psych degree. I.
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Do yeah. You're smart girl, you know that
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psychologically we always as far as being physically attracted to
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when they look very similar to ourselves.
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So I can see you with some cute little nerdy kid with glasses
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and a cute little smile. I'm just saying somebody cute
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little who's not intimidating and who has, let me tell you, a
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lot of skinny short guys, because I know one of these guys
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specifically, and I've known many, many men that'll like
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this. But when they're cute and
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little, they got a big fucking package.
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But listen, here's the thing. OK, go ahead.
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But just see, here's the thing, all right?
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The package doesn't lie. And furthermore, it also has a
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woman, a voice. Attached to it.
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So you told me in a conversation today.
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So typically lesbians go after women because they need the
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mother's love and acceptance and approval?
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Usually. Yeah, Usually, yes.
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Do you find that's what you need?
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A lot of times, yeah, definitely.
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OK, Did you feel like you know when you're at the prepubescent
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years of your life that you weren't getting the the love and
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attention that you were getting or should have gotten from your
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mother? My mother loved me a lot.
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Like like it was not a abandonment or like lack of so
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much on mother's part. Like my mother did a really good
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job. She was constantly there for us
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at every, you know, event. The where the disconnect comes
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from is she has a problem of not respecting other people's
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opinion. And so when I started gaining my
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own opinions, I would get either put off or sometimes even
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belittled for having a different opinion.
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OK. And so I think I kind of seek
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out like the people who accept who I am that have the same
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opinions, and it just tends to fall with women.
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OK. So.
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Like the approval? The approval comes more in the
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like the thinking the way I do. OK, do you have any idea why
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your mother would be like that? Why is she?
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Her mother's like that. It's generational, OK.
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Her mother was like that. Her mother was like that.
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Yeah. It's just a learned behavior
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that's been passed down like. Gotcha.
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Yeah, I mean, I luckily was able to like I had friends that were
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very close to me and they were like, no, maybe we shouldn't
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talk like that. Like maybe think why you're
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before you say that. Like, why would you think that?
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And so I kind of got like able to get out of that generational
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curse, but like my sister really didn't.
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She's she's a lot like that too. You know, sometimes you can
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break them, sometimes you can't. It could be a lack of self
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reflection or it could just I mean, with my mom, I feel like
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it's just truly it's so ingrained into her that any
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other thought it's just it's just doesn't exist.
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Like it's not even really her fault really.
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I mean it. She I learned to control it, I
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guess. But in her in her defense, it's
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all she's ever known. Yeah.
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And it's not just her. It goes back 3 or 4 generations.
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Yeah. Does she treat her spouse like
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that well? Kind of hard to say.
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So my parents split up when I was 8, my mom took me, packed me
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up, packed her stuff and left with cops out when I was 8 years
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old to my grandmother's house where we lived for the next 10
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years or 11 years before my grandmother died.
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My mom and dad, like I can't really even remember a time that
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they were cordial to each other growing up.
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I can like in when we still lived with him I could sometimes
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remember like them being cute but honestly not really.
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They avoided each other practice my whole life.
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Is your mother controller? Another is a bit controlling.
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She can be. She is I'm.
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Just gonna say, if you, if the audience would have seen the
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look on your face, it was like morbid deep distrust.
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Like, man, Mia just called that shit out.
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Yeah. Tang it Mia this is This is why
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we don't talk to people. This is yeah, I get it.
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I get it. You know, we, we spoke about one
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of our friends earlier outside and it was very brief.
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But the thing of it is if you can't kind of heal and grow, and
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it sounds like you, you've stopped that generational issue
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of being a condescending, controlling bitch because you're
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not that. Yeah, look at your watch.
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It's not on your wrist. Fictional.
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One, we'll see how long it lasts.
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Yes, yeah, I was like I said, I had really good supportive
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friends back in high school that were like when I would say
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something that would be similar to what my mom say my my best
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friend, my best friend. She would dope.
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Think about what you just said. Right.
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Yeah. Is that accurate or is that what
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your mom would have said? Smart girl, right?
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She is. So amazing.
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She really is. Like she's one of the smartest
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people I've ever met in my life. So this is the ages between 14
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and 16. You're developing this, this
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whole attitude about when. I was 11.
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So OK, even though you. Are real young.
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And she was always like that. Like, as far as I remember, she
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was always like, maybe maybe don't think that, yeah, maybe
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think outside the box. Maybe just because your dad said
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blondes are dumb doesn't mean they are.
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Maybe. Yeah, maybe think about that,
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you know? Isn't that interesting?
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It is. That's interesting.
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So it sounds like you had a big connection to your your friends,
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your your female friends growing up too.
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I actually only had female friends growing up.
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I think the only male friend I had I didn't have until I hit
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college and he wasn't even actually like a stranger.
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So my cousin was friends with a girl growing up.
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Some tragic stuff happened but they ended up being like brother
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and sister. The her brother, the friend's
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brother and my cousin ended up come brother and sister and he
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ended up going to the same college that I went to.
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And when he got there we just we just clicked.
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We didn't we know each other pretty much going up, but we
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didn't really hang out a whole lot.
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But yeah, I had him for two years until he started yeah, he
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started getting inappropriate with me and my then now
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ex-girlfriend. So we were like.
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No misguided dude, yeah. Very, he was very sheltered
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though. He was very, very sheltered.
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So that's kind of when you when you get out on your own and
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you've been sheltered like almost suffocatingly, it
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sometimes doesn't result in the great.
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Human beings, unfortunately. So, you know, I'm not saying
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this because 80% of my listeners are men, okay?
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Not saying it because of this reason, but I will say that I
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advocate for men and I'm gonna tell you why men are they're
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special. They're special in so many
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levels because I've met some of the greatest people in my life
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who were men. You know, it just happens that
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way. And I embrace the kinks that a
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lot of them just really envelope when it comes to, you know,
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servitude, having that, that true dedication to a woman.
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Those are the kinds of men that put women on pedestals that
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respect them in such a way. It's like, how can you not value
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that man? You know what I'm saying?
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Oh, yeah, I've, I've never like, I've never had the opportunity
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to, like personally be involved in men like that.
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But I, I mean, men do have it hard.
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I will do it too. They have to.
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They have it hard. Women have it hard.
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But men, men truly do have it rough, especially within
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society. Like they do it even like
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raising kids is more difficult for them than it like most
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people are like it's women, but really, men get treated like
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babysitters rather than parents. Yeah.
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And it, it really sucks. Like, I do give credit where
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credit's due. It's just I tend to find men who
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end up into my life usually end up not being the greatest in my
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experience. Well, I don't even.
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Personal life. I'm going to tell you that I
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know that there's men out there that you would possibly think,
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OK, he's feminine. He's got some feminine
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qualities. He might even cross dress for
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you, No? Thank you.
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OK, you wanted the titties. I'm just saying the real ones
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what? The real ones, you know, you
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need Mama's love and approval. OK, I'm just saying you need
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Mama's love and approval. But I'm telling you, there's
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nothing like getting that real Dick.
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OK, I will never know. Don't say that.
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Do not say that in this room. I'm. 24 and just saw my first
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real Dick and I was nowhere near it.
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OK, I was on the other side of the room and he.
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Has a beautiful penis. He he's an old man, but he has a
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nice looking penis and he's a great guy.
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He is an he is, he is interesting.
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He is very, I did, I did like interact with him a little bit.
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He was very, he's very sweet. Yeah, he is.
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He's very kind, man. He's funny and he's going
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through terrible, terrible turmoil in his life right now.
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His wife is a fucking bitch. Just an absolute fucking bitch.
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Has never appreciated him, has completely diminished his
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relationships with his own children.
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He's just, it's just sad and he's just trying to like gain
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back his own self-confidence because she has just like
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completely emasculated him for the last 20 years.
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Yes. So a lot of women fucking suck.
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Oh they do. My ex is one of them.
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Yes, he you know my ex ruined a couple of kinks that like I
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can't do anymore because of my ex.
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So my thing of it is Kylie, is the fact that if I'm telling you
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all my great experiences and I'm married to probably one of the
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best men in the world, okay, there's nothing this man will
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not do for me. He's kind, he's sweet.
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I mean, he will do anything. He will just rub me head to toe.
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He'll make me breakfast in bed. He is an amazing lover and I've
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had so many. I'm just telling you, there's
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nothing like the touch of a man. Sometimes I'm just saying this,
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but you're smart girl. And I think that a lot of times
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we limit ourselves. And I think the way to think is
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being pansexual, being bisexual, exploring every Ave. you can as
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as a woman, because it's just, it's an incredible feeling to
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have a good connection with the right people.
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And if the right people have not come in your life and you can't
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really speak highly of a man because I've met a lot of shit
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bags in my life, don't get me wrong, but there's been men that
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I mean, it's just like, wow. Oh, and he's got a penis too.
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God, he's great, you know? I don't think about it.
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Yeah, but you should, because you're a beautiful girl.
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You're smart and I'm just saying that I advocate for men because
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you know they need good women, they need good guidance and it
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doesn't seem like you're a controlling person.
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You told me that you earlier if we can bring up your kink, you
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said that you have shame for feeling being a little.
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Yes, a lot of it. And, you know, you should never
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feel that because, again, there's so many people, hundreds
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and hundreds of thousands of people.
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Yeah. And we talk about this all the
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time on the podcast. Yeah, what's the funny part
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about it is it's a really self like.
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I hate that I am like that because I'm like, I'm strong.
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I could do all this. I could do all that.
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I work, I do this, I do that. But then at the end of the day,
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I just want a woman to put a bottle in my mouth.
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And so it's like, it's like, and it's self-inflicted because
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like, I've never had anyone like in any and not even my exes.
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And I could say some bad things about her.
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Yeah. But even my ex, she was like,
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she had, I mean, we had a whole cabinet of bottles and plates
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and spoons and like she's like, she wasn't hiding it in boxes.
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Like she was like right there in the kitchen.
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Yeah. Anybody could see it.
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And she didn't mind it. Like we had passes and stuff in
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the car, like it was open and known, but it's still like super
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like in my head. I can't get over the fact that
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like that's something I would, that I want, much less need like
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it's. Well, you know, but that's your
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that's your vice, that's your, your comfort, right?
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I mean it to me, it's no different if, you know, I have a
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special pillow that I want to hug up, you know, hug to and and
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snuggle and listen to soft music.
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I mean, it's putting yourself in a category of, you know, God,
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I'm so different. You know, why the fuck do I want
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to suck on a pacifier or a bottle?
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It's like, why diminish yourself like that?
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Why think less of yourself because you, you know, like
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that? I mean, it's not like you're out
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there doing horrible things to people.
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No, I guess I could when we make up for some stuff.
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But you know, no, I don't. It's just it's just the way you
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would find, you know, comfort, right?
21:41
It's kind of an escape, is it not?
21:43
It is. I mean, that's what Little Space
21:44
is. Yeah.
21:45
I mean, it's it's a built in mechanism for escape and
21:47
comfort. And that's why we're in the kink
21:49
lifestyle that we are in, right. That and and hitting.
21:52
It's quite nice. Listen, Little Space is always
21:56
fun, but have you ever been spanked?
21:58
It's great. Yeah, exactly.
22:00
Exactly. I'm just saying, I think that
22:04
you have this open mind. You're smart, girl.
22:07
You have your whole life ahead of you.
22:09
I'm just saying why put yourself in a box and limit yourself to
22:13
just this sector of people? You know what I'm saying?
22:17
Like the sector of people? I'm sure, but there's there's
22:22
also so many other things that you could try just to say, gosh,
22:26
a real Dick feels so much nicer than a dildo.
22:30
I'm just saying. I don't know, mine feel pretty
22:34
nice. You know that 8 1/2 in the car
22:38
is quite fun to play with, I'm just saying.
22:42
Now the guys are really going to love this.
22:47
Yeah, it's going to take my car. That's a true story.
22:49
Yeah. Right now anyways.
22:50
But yeah. But you know, I will say that
22:53
I've just come across, I meet some of the nicest people.
22:56
You know, there's there's a littles group that one of my old
23:00
friends runs here locally. You know, you can mingle with
23:04
people just like yourself. There's a woman that's part of
23:07
that group and she actually does like ANR like adult nursing with
23:12
any other people there. I mean, I don't know what they
23:15
engage in. I don't know if she's like
23:17
pumping breast milk for them or if she just says hey, suckle up
23:19
my titty. I don't know.
23:23
I. Just know.
23:24
I just know it's an option. Hey, you know, I've done
23:28
nursing, but like we did it without like actual producing
23:31
milk 'cause that's just like a long tedious process, but we did
23:34
it. But you know, I don't know why I
23:35
said that, but anyways. No, it's OK.
23:37
I gotcha with the right pump. You never know.
23:39
You never know. It is a tedious process.
23:41
I looked into it. It is a tedious process to do it
23:43
without, like getting pregnant. It it really is.
23:45
Yeah. The woman who do it for King.
23:47
They are dedicated. They're dedicated.
23:49
They they truly are. I I just think that there's a
23:52
lot of people that enjoy it and they actually have outside of
23:55
like the littlest community. This is just people, people who
23:57
are in a relationship where it's just they feel like a stronger
24:01
connection, a stronger bond and a level of intimacy that you
24:04
can't really just, you know, have with sex.
24:06
But they, you know, there's women out there that are nursing
24:09
their husbands and boyfriends. Yeah.
24:11
You know why not, right? Why not?
24:14
I mean, it's if, if they're willing, you know?
24:17
Exactly. You know, don't don't lay alone
24:20
because. She's got it, absolutely.
24:23
But you know, what do you see for yourself in two to three
24:27
years? Think about it personal level.
24:30
Would you want to date somebody else?
24:32
But do you want to be in a relationship?
24:33
Do you want to just date and have fun?
24:35
Would you absolutely try just meeting a man and actually
24:40
dating a guy just to go on a date and say hey I did this?
24:46
Those questions going, could we just at one point maybe get you
24:51
close enough to a date to where the first time you see, the next
24:56
time you see one, it isn't across the room from you?
24:59
Yes, yes, I'm telling you, you can come to the dungeon with me
25:02
sometime. And there's some men in there
25:05
that are just, they're just gorgeous.
25:06
Some of them are just hot. And you know, then I just take
25:10
their Dick and I put it in a little tiny cage, you know, but
25:14
then there's the birds. Look at birds, put it in a cage.
25:18
But then there's just some you just want to look at it and
25:20
like. You know what?
25:23
No, I've only seen one thus far. Gosh, I've got this one guy and
25:28
I'm telling you, if I weren't married, I would, I would have
25:31
tore that Dick up a couple years ago.
25:34
I would have gotten on it and ridden train all the way down.
25:37
I just, I'm just saying. I can't ride.
25:40
They're they're awesome. You get, you're short, you're
25:42
adorable. You can do it.
25:43
I can't. You just squat.
25:45
Over it. It does not work.
25:46
It is personally, it's supposed to be intimacy, not a workout,
25:51
and it is so hard to do. OK, but you were doing this with
25:55
a woman who didn't have the strength of a man's hips and
25:59
probably wasn't guiding you like a man.
26:01
Like a man will have these manly nice hands.
26:04
He's like holding you by the hips.
26:06
Oh, don't look at that face of disgust.
26:07
Shut the fuck up. You are the fucking size squid.
26:17
The room temperature silicone thing.
26:20
They don't spray white sticky shit.
26:23
That's what condoms are for, God and that it's not sticky.
26:27
It's like a a slimy fun warm goo.
26:31
It's great. And then once you get fucked
26:33
with warm goo inside of you, then you can use the dildo after
26:37
and it's amazing the sensation it gives you in your vagina.
26:40
Just saying Kylie, you're missing out.
26:42
This is the lifestyle you need to have more experience.
26:48
Do you know the things I've done in the last two years?
26:50
No, tell me. Let's see, I just yelled, I'm
26:54
sorry, you're okay. Let's see, I got when I first
26:57
got together, the first person I actually got with, and this is
26:59
going to interesting. The very first Dom I ever had
27:03
was actually male, okay, and he was really big in a pet play.
27:06
All right, And we probably could have like done it.
27:09
It was online like I never met him in person.
27:12
OK, but and we probably could have kept that relationship
27:14
going a little bit longer than we did, but he wanted like 24/7
27:17
and I just don't have the mentality to do like living this
27:20
lifestyle 24/7. Were you a?
27:21
Puppy or kitten? I was a puppy at the time, OK, I
27:24
don't particularly care for pet play.
27:27
I'm bad on much now every once in a while.
27:29
But typically I just I just stick with the collars and
27:32
leashes and leave it at that. And then I took like a
27:35
three-year break of like doing anything with anybody just
27:38
completely on my own trying to get through college because
27:41
college was really rough for me. So I was just like, yeah, we
27:42
don't need to bring anybody into this.
27:44
We're just gonna stick with what we got.
27:46
And then I got with my ex and we just started doing stuff.
27:51
Just whatever, just whatever came in our heads, we did.
27:53
And we just whatever stuck, stuck like because we were both
27:56
very new to it. She had had men before because
27:59
she was bisexual. She had men before. 2 of the
28:01
women updated were both bisexuals.
28:03
Sure. And so they both had pretty big
28:04
experience with men. And she likes sissies and
28:07
putting in skirts and stuff. But here's the thing.
28:08
I don't wear skirts and dresses usually.
28:11
Like the party last night. I mean a dress.
28:12
That was the first time I'd ever willingly by myself.
28:16
But on a dress. You looked great.
28:18
Thank you, but that was the first time that I'd ever like.
28:20
This is normally what I wear, like my T-shirts and my dry fit
28:22
pants. You're selling yourself way
28:24
fucking short because you had you were like, Oh my pasty legs.
28:28
I'm like, shut the fuck up. You're cute.
28:29
You're like, Oh my pasty legs. They weren't, they were white.
28:32
It was like a ghost with a black sheet over it's.
28:35
Fucking winter in Florida. OK, Go out on the fucking beach
28:38
right now. It's 70, maybe 65°, a wind
28:42
chill. Fuck you.
28:43
You're going to have white pasty legs unless we go to the fucking
28:46
tanning booth. OK, you're good, you're good.
28:50
You were, at least I'm telling you.
28:52
You're selling yourself so fucking short and limiting
28:55
yourself, OK? And not changing up a couple
28:58
things, but you were in the top 15 cutest girls there last night
29:03
out of 100 people. OK, I'm just saying cutest out
29:06
of top 15. You're shaking your head like,
29:08
yeah, Mia, whatever. OK, OK bitch, blow smoke.
29:14
Say what you want. Say what you want, but you, I
29:16
mean, you got perfect teeth, you got great skin, you're adorable,
29:20
you're adorable, and you're 24 and you're young and you're a
29:23
virgin. Oh my God.
29:25
I'm not a virgin. You haven't had a penis inside
29:28
of you. OK, but if you're a virgin
29:30
attack it is the strongest time and that has ever existed.
29:33
I have no not to be taken 8 or 9 inch.
29:36
You know fake Dicks in your in your pussy.
29:38
I'm just saying you're still a virgin.
29:40
You're like untouched by a man. You're still a flower.
29:42
OK sweet little it is a 24 year old flower.
29:48
Amazing. My flower won't wilt.
29:49
Look at that it. Is not going to wilt.
29:54
Oh goodness. Now at this point, where do you
29:56
see yourself in two to three years?
29:58
By myself, fucking boring God in this episode.
30:05
Done. I no longer want to speak to
30:06
this woman ever again. Get out of the house.
30:10
Forbidden, Blacklisted. Leave me alone.
30:12
No, trust me, that's not what does it.
30:15
Yes. Tell me.
30:16
No, I want to grow and like learn things in community on top
30:19
and bottom. Like I do prefer bottom.
30:21
I prefer to worship women and be on the news to them.
30:24
But I do every once in a while like to tie people up.
30:27
I I am a bit of a rigor. I learned how to do it about a
30:29
year ago and I've been self-taught pretty much since
30:32
then, like just learning it online and stuff.
30:33
So I mean every once in a while I get on top for that.
30:35
Mostly I do other stuff like pet play and things like that on
30:38
top. But I don't know, just grow and
30:39
learn in the community, go to events and just play with people
30:43
and learn different techniques, different things is really just
30:45
the goal for now. Eventually I'll I'll try dating
30:49
again but I think just for now not having the restriction of
30:52
our relationship kind of gives me more freedom to do stuff
30:55
within kink and like figure out more of them.
30:58
I mean, I have a long list, but the list could always get
31:00
longer. And Speaking of Long, you also
31:03
told me. You also told me that you
31:06
fucking gag on fucking dildos. Like girlfriend, you're begging
31:11
for cock, you're begging for it and let me tell you, it's
31:16
fucking good. Like what the fuck?
31:22
I know you got the bottle fetish but I'm telling you you're not
31:25
going to long for so much of a bottle as you will a Dick.
31:28
You'll meet some great guy and you'll be like baby I just want
31:31
to suck that Dick and let that milk come out.
31:33
I'm telling you, you're shaking your head, bitch.
31:36
You don't know. You're right.
31:38
I'm telling I don't want to that's correct.
31:42
No, I so I have a very specific it's like 4 inches.
31:48
I think it's it's it's I think it's a 4.5 and it does not.
31:52
Here's the fun thing. If I brought my bag into you,
31:54
you'd be like. Why?
31:56
Because they're not. None of them look like Dicks.
31:59
They all are like, colorful. Only one of them actually has
32:03
balls. Like none of them look like
32:05
Dicks at all. So they're not intimidating to
32:07
you? Not at all because they're they,
32:08
they just look like small little silicone things like OK, the one
32:13
that I use for oral, I use this very specific 1 and I put flavor
32:16
condoms on it because I have an oral fixation, obviously.
32:19
You don't say. You couldn't guess.
32:23
I have an oral fixation. And I was like, I like latex and
32:26
flavored condoms are a thing that exists.
32:28
OK, we're gonna try this out. And my ex was really into it, so
32:31
it worked out. But it's the only one that I'll
32:33
use because, like, I have arthritis in my jaw.
32:36
I've had it for years. And so I can't have a mouth held
32:38
open, like, too open for too long.
32:40
Sure. So I'm like, gotta stick with a
32:42
smaller 1. Sure.
32:43
But yeah, you know, I don't have a gag reflex either.
32:46
Oh God. You are just torturing,
32:49
torturing these men, torturing them.
32:51
Do you hear me? 24 year old fresh virgin pussy.
32:56
It's not fresh that. It is.
32:58
It's 9 inches in it. It's not fresh.
33:00
It is fresh and clean and trust me, you don't have nothing, you
33:05
have nothing. I don't know who I'm killing
33:09
more than men, are you? I both both I am an advocate for
33:14
these men and they're just like, yeah, Mia, you tell her she got
33:19
to try it. Let me let me tell you
33:21
something. One of my dear, dear clients
33:25
came to a party last night. Came to the party, super sweet,
33:28
beautiful man. So fucking adorable.
33:32
And I know that he's so fucking sweet and so fucking kind.
33:38
And he came with a bisexual man. And so my client he you know,
33:42
he'll dress, he'll dress in various things.
33:45
He's very flexible. He's he's head reflexible, if
33:48
you will. You know, he'll play with just
33:50
about anybody. But it's because I think he's
33:53
just a versatile, easygoing guy. He's the most non judgmental
33:57
person. He's sweet and kind and I love
34:00
to grope him and do dirty things to him because he's sweet.
34:03
I just adore this man. He's so kind and he's got a nice
34:07
Dick, just saying. But ultimately, and you can see
34:10
his videos, I post them on family.
34:13
I screw up his Dick for him sometimes just for fun.
34:16
I don't turn those videos on. There's a reason for that pussy
34:20
anyway. Exactly.
34:23
This is the issue we're getting to.
34:24
That's the whole. Point Kylie anyway, but but I
34:33
will say that his friend, his bisexual friend said to him last
34:36
night, he's like, why don't you, why don't you go ahead and just
34:38
get a bisexual band? And he's like, no, I, I, you
34:43
know, he was hesitant because he's had bisexual wristbands
34:47
before. And I said, look, if he wants a
34:49
straight band, he goes get in the straight band.
34:52
There's a lot of hot women here tonight he could get with now.
34:55
He wasn't dressing masculine. He was dressing in his kink and
34:59
it wouldn't necessarily be more favorable to to women
35:02
specifically because to me it was kind of like gender neutral
35:06
in a lot of ways. But that's my opinion, You know,
35:09
other women because there was some rigid bitches last night
35:13
here that were kind of new. And yeah.
35:16
We met, we talked about why a few new ones and there were some
35:19
that were like. Little rigidity, right?
35:21
Like it had some cobwebs in their crotch.
35:24
Yeah, like they don't know what they're at, Like, yeah.
35:27
Like bitch. Like there's, yeah, there's
35:29
people running around naked. Well, yeah.
35:31
Yeah, we're. Not outside tomorrow with a
35:33
Dodd, but you know. I, you know, I don't get it.
35:36
They come, they pay their 50 bucks, we serve their dinner,
35:40
they can get their non alcoholic beverages, they're having their
35:43
fun. They get to be voyeurs if they
35:45
want to. They have plenty of places to
35:47
play. But there's just fuckers that
35:49
sit there and watch and do nothing.
35:52
So it's like, we see you want to play because they'll play with
35:55
their husband, but you can tell they're a rigid bitch.
35:57
Like their husbands come, they want to play, they want to have
36:01
fun. But this bitch, I would, I saw
36:03
her specifically last night and you know, I'm trying to talk to
36:06
her, trying to get her vibe. Oh yeah, everything's great.
36:08
I'm like, Oh my God, you got to stick up your ass, don't you,
36:11
you fucking cunt. OK, so those kind of cunts, I
36:15
really, I just can't indulge even, you know, wasting 5
36:19
minutes of my time talking to them because they annoy me.
36:22
But my point of it is don't hold your laughter back.
36:26
It is funny the. Facial expressions are making it
36:30
so much better and I wish they could see them.
36:32
I. Know, I know we're going to film
36:35
at one time, I'm telling you, but but my client last night he
36:39
he wanted to wear, you know, the straight band.
36:42
I'm like, do it, fucking do it. But I feel like the guy who was
36:47
bisexual, I feel like, and I've met men that are like this
36:52
because there's such a lack of interest with women are maybe
36:57
they're they're just associating themselves with women that are
36:59
so superficial that they won't even gauge with men that look
37:03
like them. It's like, again, they're
37:05
fucking, they're limiting themselves on so many levels
37:09
because I'm thinking, you know, these are two great guys and
37:12
more than likely they're submissive because I know one is
37:15
submissive, but definitely the bisexual guy is submissive.
37:18
Most bisexual men, I mean, they're either tops or they're
37:21
doms or they're real submissive bitches.
37:23
I think favorably for you, I think a submissive man.
37:26
And let me tell you something, I have played matchmaker.
37:29
I've been successful. I have gotten people married.
37:32
I have, I'm telling you, I'm just saying when you just said
37:36
you say little things and you don't hear them when you say
37:39
them because you were just like, yeah, none of the my dildos look
37:44
like real penises And I'm thinking, so you're intimidated
37:47
to look at a real penis You don't even have like.
37:50
I was 24 before I seen my first one.
37:52
Clearly intimidated. Mia.
37:56
Let's let's talk about this. Did you not miss the part where
38:00
I have not been emerged for six years?
38:02
Yes. Six years, 24 before I see my
38:04
first one and it was across the room.
38:06
Wow. Wow, can I have you in the
38:08
dungeon sometime? Yeah, just love to like, come
38:10
and learn and and like, be involved, OK?
38:13
It's just the idea of touching a penis, it makes my brain go.
38:16
Is it worth it? Well, think of it this way,
38:19
right? You've seen women with big
38:21
clits, big labias, right? Yeah.
38:24
All a man's Dick is a fucking clit.
38:27
That's all it is. And I'm going to tell you I have
38:30
my sweet little Justin. Justin.
38:32
I've heard about him. Your mistress Mia loves you.
38:35
He's got a little tiny clit, a little tiny, tiny and he's got
38:40
these little compact balls that looks like a man pussy and I
38:44
can't even get it inside a cage for him and he wants to wear a
38:48
cage to that. I'm like honey, it's going to
38:49
hurt. You can't do it because you
38:51
don't have normal testicles I. Remember you talking about this
38:53
visit? I want a podcast about it before
38:55
the dungeon party. Yes.
38:57
I love him, but you know, he's the type of guy, honestly, if he
39:01
wasn't so submissive, you would go on a date with him and just
39:04
be like, Oh my, my God, Mia. He's so sweet and kind and he is
39:08
he. That's what I'm saying.
39:09
There's so many amazing men out there that are just so fucking
39:13
awesome. And let me tell you, women,
39:15
they're full of fucking drama. You know it and I know it, say.
39:19
It Oh yeah, they are you. Know it.
39:21
They're dramatic. Yes, women are fucking dramatic.
39:23
They get on their periods, they act like cunts.
39:25
They act entitled. You know, they're fucking needy.
39:29
God damn they're fucking needy. Yeah, but you know, dominant
39:32
women, they are needy, but also the more needy they are, the
39:36
more you get to take care of them.
39:37
So it's it's it's they are needy, I'll give you that.
39:41
So you say they're not. You get their approval and their
39:44
love and. Attention.
39:46
I literally this is a true story.
39:48
Last night Liv was saying something about her hand hurting
39:50
after she'd done impact scenes. And I'm like.
39:52
You creamed yourself a fucking live, didn't you?
39:54
I. Didn't love it yet.
39:55
I love this. I here's a fun fact.
39:57
I had wanted to do a session with Liv for like 2 months now.
40:01
Yeah. And I've just been too chicken
40:02
to do it. And then she was at the party
40:04
and she was, she was like, I like her.
40:05
Like I showed up and I was just hanging out around socializing.
40:08
She's like, I like her to, to PO when they were both in the
40:11
kitchen. But no, I was talking to Liv and
40:13
Liv came over. She's had my hand hurt from the
40:14
and she had done impact. And I was like, I'm going to
40:16
size your hand for you if you want.
40:18
And I was mostly joking, but then she handed me your hand and
40:20
I was like, OK. And so I did that for like
40:21
probably 10 or 15 minutes. So she was like, OK, I'm done.
40:24
Because it's just it's and it's small.
40:25
Like it's nothing super intimate.
40:27
It's just small. Granted, I have a hand thing so
40:29
you know that has something to do with it, but.
40:33
You don't say? Yeah, and the fact that she was
40:36
wearing a negligee with fucking a following up her ass the whole
40:40
night in heels showing her nice bubble ass.
40:43
Well, actually, she she took off her heels pretty, pretty early
40:47
in the party. Yeah.
40:49
And. I didn't see her but little
40:53
increments of time because she spent so much time either during
40:56
the burlesque number or and the dungeon and.
40:59
She did. She did a fantastic and a bless
41:00
show. So did Barbie, that they both
41:02
did amazing. The other girl did too.
41:04
I don't know her name but. She did this meanie.
41:06
OK, I didn't know who, I didn't know her, but she was, they all
41:09
did fantastic. The.
41:10
Credible girls aren't they are so talented, so just personable
41:15
fun. They're just amazing.
41:16
They're just amazing girls and I understand why he'd be a lesbian
41:19
for those 3 hot women. I get it, I get it.
41:22
There's I get it. I'm just saying when you were
41:25
like live and you took a bit swallow like, oh God, oh God, I
41:30
had to swallow. Let me explain the.
41:35
Liv is very energetic, but she's so sweet and she's, I love her.
41:40
She's great. She's yes, last night she had a
41:42
lot of, we had a lot of fun just in general, like even just like
41:45
hanging out and talking. She was a lot of fun to just be
41:47
around. Yeah, she is.
41:49
She is, she is definitely the life of a party.
41:51
She she brings it, yeah. Yeah, we always have a great
41:54
time, all of us. Honestly.
41:56
She's awesome. I will say we need to get you in
42:00
the dungeon one day and you can see a penis up close and
42:04
personal if it's good. Don't you look at that.
42:06
You're like weeping out like. Shut the fuck up.
42:14
I'd be like, touch it, fucking Kylie.
42:17
Touch that Dick. Touch it.
42:22
See me cringe away every time. Telling you it feels so much
42:26
better. Oh goodness, it's fun.
42:31
So fun. What has been your best sexual
42:33
experience? There's quite a few.
42:36
Like I said with my ex we just tried stuff until we figure out
42:38
what's stuck like we found that I don't do well with verbal
42:41
humiliation. I don't do too well with any
42:43
humiliation honestly. But verbal like really bad.
42:46
Should have been a given at the very.
42:47
Beginning right, you would think, but we.
42:50
But we tried it anyways. We're like, what aren't gonna
42:53
do? We did.
42:54
Knife play we did. So do you like to be called good
42:58
girl and all that good? Praise.
43:00
Absolutely. Yeah, you.
43:02
Know truthfully like I love praise praise is amazing but
43:05
yeah I don't like degrading can get me going just as fast as
43:09
praise can oh OK like it can the belittling like I can't do
43:13
belittling or like being taught to like a child but like call me
43:15
pathetic or a bitch or like that will get me going just as fast
43:18
as. Good girl, Will.
43:19
Like it will. Something you know your mother
43:22
would have never. Said to you, yeah, yeah.
43:25
Stuff that I'm gonna never. Have to kill whore Kylie.
43:29
No, no, not a whore. It's a life goal, actually.
43:35
Now, do you use massagers at all for like, clitoral stimulation
43:39
vibes? Yeah, yeah.
43:40
I mean, not like, OK, so vibrator versus a dildo, right?
43:45
So. Right.
43:46
OK so vibrators as in is it just like a massager or is it
43:50
vibrator as in a dildo with a built in massager?
43:54
So both I won't use either or OK.
43:58
I'm talking about a sex wand. But yes, I use those.
44:01
Yes, the sex wands. I do.
44:02
I have three, OK. And then I have a bunch of
44:04
different like little clitorial ones.
44:05
I actually have one that's like remote controlled.
44:08
So like could give it to someone else.
44:10
I'm a bit of an expeditionist if no one has noticed.
44:12
Can't. Can't.
44:14
Yeah. No, not at.
44:15
All no, no, but I do have a couple of remote controllers.
44:19
I do use the clitoral and I mean majority of the time, like if
44:21
I'm by myself, I only do clitoral.
44:23
Like I don't penetrate myself very often.
44:25
Very rarely. Did you like it when a woman
44:28
goes down on you? Yes, OK.
44:29
Yeah, I like going down one and two and given the opportunity
44:33
we'll never turn that down. So have.
44:34
You ever had like a throttle? Have you thought about that?
44:36
I've done a threesome. So actually that's how
44:39
technically I lost my virginity technically.
44:42
OK, so I had in College in my dorm room, we started out as a
44:47
joke like, yeah, we're all touch starved.
44:48
We could all do each other, but then we all actually showed up.
44:52
So we ended up all three of us. It was me and two other girls
44:55
that we knew each other. We were sure all on the color
44:57
guard team together. And that was actually
44:59
technically like my first like in person.
45:01
I had done stuff online like I'd already had like that Dom
45:04
before, but that was like my first in person experience was
45:06
actually a threesome with the two women.
45:08
And it was a lot of fun. That was back in my like after I
45:11
left him, I was like, OK, maybe I'm not a sub, like maybe I'm
45:14
like completely dominant. And so I was like, I didn't even
45:16
let them touch me, like I just touched them.
45:18
But it was still fun. Still fun.
45:19
So what did he do with his penis with.
45:21
You I never seen it. Like I said, we were online.
45:24
Like I said, we were online. I never seen it so.
45:28
Technically not like any type of male, female, female throuple.
45:32
It was all female. It was.
45:34
It was 2 girls. Boring.
45:35
All right, so. Knives.
45:37
I didn't want to talk boring. I took offense.
45:41
I'm so teasing you. I love teasing you.
45:43
This is great. This is great, This is fun, This
45:47
is fun. So what did you think of the
45:49
event last night? The event was a lot of fun.
45:51
Like I really enjoyed the event last night.
45:53
I enjoyed the open dungeon party too.
45:55
But this event I was more like I was so shy.
45:58
The first one I'm like I don't belong here, I need to go home.
46:00
I actually almost left like I was there probably an hour and I
46:03
was like I'm just going to go home.
46:04
I don't need to be here. And then you met someone at the
46:06
last party that you enjoyed. Yes, Yeah, yeah, We played a
46:09
lot. We did a scenes and hung out and
46:12
it was a lot of fun. And then this time around I was
46:14
like, I planned it for a month. I bought a dress, I took off
46:17
work, I rented a hotel room. I was like, Nah, we're doing
46:20
like the whole down yards. I'm not missing it.
46:22
And I just like kind of stood around and would like sometimes
46:25
engage in conversations. Sometimes people would pull me
46:27
into conversations. Me PO and one of the newer girls
46:30
that were there, we had a debate on whether or not people in
46:34
between the light side, the dark side of Star Wars could have
46:36
lightsabers. Nice.
46:38
We had a full blown conversation about this.
46:40
He's. Outside by the football
46:42
conversation. Right on.
46:44
Yeah, yeah. I was like, what if?
46:46
What if you like the dark side, but you also think the Jedi's
46:48
are pretty cool? And I'm like, well, you can
46:49
still have a lightsaber. Morally great with a lightsaber.
46:52
OK, now I'm going to throw this in the mix, right?
46:54
All right, so PO is Madame Liv's sub.
46:57
Yes, right. I see him, play with him.
46:59
Right. OK, so and he's a little, yeah,
47:01
that's very much. He's talked about it, you know,
47:03
being a little. And Madame Liv and him have done
47:06
multiple sessions over the last year together as a little.
47:10
Now, could you imagine you and Poe as littles to Madame Lev?
47:14
And her eyes go Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, and you got
47:18
Madame Lev, who obviously she's a submissive in her own personal
47:22
life. Yeah.
47:23
The fact that she can be a Dom in the dungeon and, you know, on
47:26
some level of her personal life, you know, with with her friends,
47:29
that kind of thing, you never know what's possible.
47:31
I. Suppose.
47:32
Yeah, yeah, you could explore things and just have fun.
47:35
Maybe we'll see. I'm just saying there was a
47:40
long. Pause.
47:43
Anything with Madame Lou was gonna cause a long pause.
47:45
Yeah, she's generally watched that dance, so I'm gonna say.
47:48
I know. I see there were so many people
47:50
in there last night with it, and I just felt like, I don't want
47:53
to be selfish to, like, get in the way of other people seeing
47:57
it. So I'm like, I'm just gonna see
47:58
it later because she gave permission to our photographer.
48:01
Yeah. Do you know, to record it?
48:03
So I'm just gonna wait till I see the recording and just enjoy
48:06
it then. It was really good.
48:07
It was really good. And you know, what's interesting
48:10
is Liv never wants to be center of attention.
48:13
She's extremely modest. And it's amazing because you
48:18
will get to see this one day because I'm going to invite you
48:20
to watch her do a session with someone who doesn't give a fuck
48:23
that you're watching. OK.
48:24
But when Liv does a session, the way she moves, it's like live in
48:29
motion. It's almost like pantomime.
48:32
You know, she doesn't have to say anything.
48:34
She just moves with her hand. She's graceful.
48:37
She. You know, I'm one of the, you
48:39
know, I'll talk and I'll, I don't have to yell at anybody.
48:42
I'm not some crazy bitch, not always, but I'll, and I'll
48:46
whisper in their ear, talk to them like I'm going to own you.
48:48
I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want, that kind of thing.
48:51
Liv doesn't have to say anything.
48:53
Liv just does. And she'll say things like, you
48:55
know, get on your knees. This is what you're supposed to
48:57
do. And she has this, this set
49:01
agenda with all of her people that she chooses to make her
49:05
Subs and the fact that, you know, she will have them
49:08
journal, for example, she will always have them in a certain
49:11
position when she comes in. You know, there's, there's
49:14
certain things that she does specifically for that reason,
49:17
but but it's very methodical. And so she's, that's why she's
49:21
good at what she does. Yeah, she's very good.
49:23
Like I said, we had she did a learning experience with me and
49:25
then we actually did a scene on the cross.
49:27
It was Yeah. What?
49:28
Is she doing on the cross? She is spanking.
49:30
Nice, nice. That's so cool.
49:33
It was. It was.
49:34
It was. It was a lot of fun.
49:35
You long pause again. I don't know, I ran other words
49:39
long pause was useless. You're still thinking about it.
49:45
I still have the marks, you know, so.
49:47
Yeah, I love it. All right, well, we're going to
49:49
have to come back and do this again.
49:50
OK. Yeah, yeah.
49:51
It's been fun and I'm going to certainly get everyone else's
49:56
take between my nephew and Liv and Poe and get their take on
50:01
the adventures of the party last night because there was a lot of
50:04
people and a lot of shit happened there.
50:06
Was a lot that went on. There was, there was a session
50:09
in one tent that went on for like 45 minutes, yeah.
50:11
And then I don't know what was happening in the other tent.
50:13
She was. They were in their powers, it
50:15
felt. Like, you know, what's really
50:16
funny is I sit there at the post when people come through the
50:20
game. I know I kept bothering you.
50:21
Yes. No, you weren't bothering me.
50:23
It's funny because what bothers me is when I'm talking to
50:27
somebody, but then there's other people that come in, they're
50:29
really loud and it's like, you don't have to get my attention
50:32
that way. Just calm your horse, Just sit
50:34
down a minute, you know, and then we'll talk.
50:36
I'm going to go around the room. Here we go.
50:39
But it was interesting. But what if it is?
50:42
I'm sitting there and probably 8 feet to my right is the dungeon
50:47
wall, the exterior wall, right. And then about 20 feet to my
50:50
left was one of the outside tents.
50:53
Yes, right. So to the left of me in the
50:55
tent, I heard it was fucking whip, whip, whip.
50:59
And I was like, holy shit, holy shit.
51:01
And I looked at Brie and Brie's like, damn, damn.
51:04
It's like boom, methodical, right?
51:06
And then somebody was getting again their ass feet on that
51:10
wall. So it could have been you at the
51:12
time. Fuck, who knows?
51:13
Who knows? But but I heard boom, boom,
51:16
boom. And then I just kept hearing the
51:18
paddles, the paddles, the paddles.
51:20
And I was like, Jesus, yeah. Liv was going at it, yeah, with
51:24
with me and Poe, she doesn't even Poe there too.
51:27
Yeah, and you can hear whatever it was pounding that fucking
51:30
wall. I was like holy shit.
51:32
She pulled out the whip last night.
51:33
But they were both at the same time, so we were like right in
51:36
the middle of the whips and the slams.
51:39
Like it does. It's like bang to Bang, Bang to
51:41
bang. Yes, it was crazy.
51:43
It was crazy, but yeah, a lot of great people.
51:46
Carnal Coyote was there. They were selling a lot of their
51:49
their. Goods, yes.
51:50
Yeah, so talented, such great people.
51:53
I always tell anyone, if you want, you know, sex furniture,
51:56
if you want BDSM furniture or any leather equipment or cuffs
52:01
or whatever, just go through them.
52:03
Jesus, They're, they're just incredible people.
52:05
Yeah, and all of it's custom made.
52:06
Yeah, just beautiful stuff. They gave me a new tool last
52:10
night. Oh my gosh.
52:12
Yeah, so cool, Cobalt. One of those those.
52:15
Oh wow. Last night.
52:16
Yeah, wow. I love it.
52:17
But yeah, aside from that, we had Terracor Reader, and people
52:20
love that. Yes, that was a big hit.
52:23
I've seen a lot of people at that table.
52:24
They. Loved it.
52:25
Yeah, they loved it. But yeah, it was a great night.
52:28
It really was. It was, it was a lot of
52:30
activities, a lot of lot of stuff to look at, yeah.
52:32
Well, good. Well, we'll do this again.
52:35
OK. So thanks for joining us, Kylie.
52:39
You're welcome. Yes.
52:40
And I'm, I'm going to torture you some more about getting that
52:42
Dick. Just saying but.
52:45
Next time I come in the podcast, it'd be like so.
52:48
Yes. Did you get some Dick yet,
52:49
Carly? I will set that up for you.
52:51
Pictures of cock. Now that I got your number, I'm
52:53
going to get Look at this cock. Oh my God, look at this cock.
52:57
That's great. Why do you unblock me as number
52:59
every time you need to text her? She wants some pictures.
53:06
All the lovely cocks. Anyway, you don't like cocks
53:12
like I talk about boobs. Oh.
53:14
God no, boobs can get like baggy and saggy and floppy.
53:19
No, a Dick that never changes. Disagree.
53:23
Your Mama did not breastfeed you.
53:25
Shame on her. I was breastfed until I was 3.
53:30
Clearly it should have been longer.
53:33
That's what girlfriends are for. All right, kids, it's been
53:40
great. All right, So until then, this
53:46
has been the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.