Latest / Black Ibis Social Club / S3E26: You Are Boring
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- 0:01SPEAKER_00: Good afternoon and welcome to the Black Ibis Social Club.
- 0:04SPEAKER_00: I'm your host, Alexandru Constantin, and we have Fisto in the studio like usual.
- 0:11SPEAKER_00: Welcome.
- 0:12SPEAKER_00: Welcome everybody in live chat.
- 0:13SPEAKER_00: Everybody's slowly trickling in.
- 0:16SPEAKER_00: And then welcome to all you guys listening in the future, right?
- 0:20SPEAKER_00: The future is always bright and beautiful, right, Fisto?
- 0:23SPEAKER_01: Yes, absolutely, sir.
- 0:26SPEAKER_00: For the few of you guys that are here listening to the intro music,
- 0:31SPEAKER_00: which will not be on the recorded podcast, it's Space Lion from Cowboy Bebop.
- 0:40SPEAKER_00: That was a question in the chat.
- 0:42SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 0:44SPEAKER_01: Our secret intro music that only live listeners can experience.
- 0:50SPEAKER_00: It's the...
- 0:52SPEAKER_00: And the reason,
- 0:53SPEAKER_00: obviously,
- 0:53SPEAKER_00: why only live listeners can experience is because I have to cut it out or I'm going
- 0:58SPEAKER_00: to get hit with a copyright strike.
- 1:03SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I really enjoy the Cowboy Bebop music.
- 1:07SPEAKER_00: I don't know why I've been in the mood for it.
- 1:09SPEAKER_00: Mostly because I finished it two weeks ago.
- 1:12SPEAKER_00: And then I know in the chat, Max Gigatti has finished Cowboy Bebop.
- 1:18SPEAKER_00: And...
- 1:19SPEAKER_00: Everybody I know is watching Samurai Champloo right now,
- 1:22SPEAKER_00: which if you've never seen Samurai Champloo, it's really good.
- 1:27SPEAKER_00: I'm sure it is.
- 1:29SPEAKER_00: Picking up some weird stuff on your end, Fisto.
- 1:31SPEAKER_01: Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
- 1:32SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
- 1:33SPEAKER_01: I got to take some Robitussin.
- 1:34SPEAKER_01: Give me a minute.
- 1:36SPEAKER_00: Enjoy Robitussin.
- 1:38SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so I actually have one major topic I want to talk about today,
- 1:43SPEAKER_00: and I'm going to put that one as my second primary topic,
- 1:47SPEAKER_00: which is People being boring and specifically, you know, you being boring.
- 1:54SPEAKER_00: And the other topic I want to talk about actually came to us today because I decided
- 2:00SPEAKER_00: to get into a Substack tiff with somebody that triggered my,
- 2:04SPEAKER_00: it just really triggered me, man.
- 2:06SPEAKER_00: It really triggered me.
- 2:07SPEAKER_00: And I kind of wanted to explain that.
- 2:11SPEAKER_00: But before we go into any topics, I kind of want to do some housekeeping.
- 2:17SPEAKER_00: So
- 2:20SPEAKER_00: I have been thinking about how to structure the podcast and how to structure the time.
- 2:29SPEAKER_00: And one of the things that,
- 2:31SPEAKER_00: if you guys remember,
- 2:32SPEAKER_00: some of you guys are listening now and in the future,
- 2:36SPEAKER_00: have listened to the old Seasons episode.
- 2:38SPEAKER_00: We used to have a lot of guests on, and we haven't been doing that many guests in a while.
- 2:43SPEAKER_00: And I started thinking, why are we not doing guests?
- 2:46SPEAKER_00: And one of the main reasons why we haven't done as many guests is because
- 2:50SPEAKER_00: when I invite somebody onto the podcast or Fisto invites somebody in the podcast,
- 2:54SPEAKER_00: it's usually a writer or some kind of a, usually a writer for the most part, right?
- 3:00SPEAKER_00: Yeah, absolutely.
- 3:03SPEAKER_00: The reason is because I just don't have the time to read their books.
- 3:08SPEAKER_00: I have been woefully unread in the last few months just between work and all this stuff.
- 3:17SPEAKER_00: And realistically,
- 3:19SPEAKER_00: without going into extra deep details,
- 3:23SPEAKER_00: I just haven't really been in the best state of mind to do a lot of research and
- 3:28SPEAKER_00: a lot of Really,
- 3:30SPEAKER_00: the level of intent reading that somebody who is a guest on a podcast deserves.
- 3:36SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to skim your book and invite you to talk about your book.
- 3:41SPEAKER_00: I feel like that's kind of a shit way to do things.
- 3:44SPEAKER_00: Every single guest we've ever had,
- 3:47SPEAKER_00: I have not only read their work,
- 3:51SPEAKER_00: But I've taken notes on it and come up with interesting questions about their work
- 3:56SPEAKER_00: and their career and their plans and that kind of stuff.
- 3:59SPEAKER_00: And you guys can go listen to the old episodes.
- 4:01SPEAKER_00: There's tons of different authors on there that I've invited.
- 4:05SPEAKER_00: So the main reason is between my surgery and recovery from surgery and all
- 4:10SPEAKER_00: the other kind of stuff,
- 4:12SPEAKER_00: I just haven't really been in the best state of mind to When you're in pain
- 4:18SPEAKER_00: and taking pain meds,
- 4:18SPEAKER_00: you really can't focus on reading deep novels and really be into it.
- 4:22SPEAKER_00: But now I'm better.
- 4:24SPEAKER_00: Now I'm doing much better.
- 4:25SPEAKER_00: I'm feeling great and I have more time.
- 4:28SPEAKER_00: The other thing is when we switched to doing this as a live stream,
- 4:32SPEAKER_00: which I absolutely enjoyed doing a live stream,
- 4:35SPEAKER_00: we went from doing one episode a month to doing four episodes a month.
- 4:40SPEAKER_00: And I'm starting to realize that maybe doing four episodes a month is not
- 4:43SPEAKER_00: the best way to do things if we're going to do interviews.
- 4:46SPEAKER_00: So I have an on-air live proposal, which is the first Fistos ever heard about this.
- 4:51SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking of switching our live streams.
- 4:52SPEAKER_00: Oh, snap.
- 4:53SPEAKER_01: Just throw me under the bus.
- 4:54SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
- 4:55SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking of switching our live streams to every other week, right?
- 4:58SPEAKER_00: And turning them down twice a month.
- 5:00SPEAKER_00: And then in between,
- 5:02SPEAKER_00: that would allow us to actually do episodes with guests,
- 5:06SPEAKER_00: you know, like where I can actually meet people and have more time.
- 5:10SPEAKER_00: And also what I want to do,
- 5:12SPEAKER_00: and this is something I've been planning for a while,
- 5:13SPEAKER_00: but Once again, because of my surgery, I didn't expect it to hurt that much.
- 5:17SPEAKER_00: I didn't think it was going to be such a long kind of recovery.
- 5:20SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 5:21SPEAKER_01: Just having major spinal surgery.
- 5:23SPEAKER_01: I didn't think it was going to hurt that.
- 5:24SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 5:24SPEAKER_00: Sorry about being near paralyzed.
- 5:26SPEAKER_00: I thought I was going to walk home.
- 5:28SPEAKER_00: I actually had these foolish ideas.
- 5:31SPEAKER_01: One of the key parts of my body didn't really expect it to hurt.
- 5:35SPEAKER_01: My bad.
- 5:35SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 5:36SPEAKER_00: I didn't realize that three levels of my cervical spine being drilled out.
- 5:41SPEAKER_00: Surprisingly, though, I've recovered fantastically.
- 5:45SPEAKER_00: I'm way above the norm.
- 5:48SPEAKER_00: Bounced back.
- 5:50SPEAKER_00: Bounced back.
- 5:54SPEAKER_00: But I feel like between work and doing this podcast every week,
- 5:59SPEAKER_00: I just don't have a lot of time to like read a bunch of stuff
- 6:01SPEAKER_00: and take notes like how I was doing before.
- 6:04SPEAKER_00: So one of the things I wanted to do for a while is I wanted to do more episodes
- 6:08SPEAKER_00: that were more along the lines of,
- 6:11SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 6:12SPEAKER_00: I read a book,
- 6:12SPEAKER_00: we do a review on the book and talk about the book or pick a specific topic, pick
- 6:20SPEAKER_00: Pick a specific topic like cyberpunk.
- 6:23SPEAKER_00: The topic of cyberpunk and do an in-depth thing with video and audio and graphics
- 6:31SPEAKER_00: and stuff and recommendations and do more stuff like that.
- 6:35SPEAKER_00: In order to do that, I need some time.
- 6:37SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking we're going to switch to every two weeks like a bi-monthly thing.
- 6:43SPEAKER_00: I'm confused.
- 6:44SPEAKER_00: Does bi-monthly mean Twice a month or does it mean every other month?
- 6:50SPEAKER_01: I never know what that means.
- 6:55SPEAKER_01: So I guess it would be bi-weekly?
- 6:57SPEAKER_00: Bi-weekly?
- 6:58SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I think that's kind of what we're going to go for.
- 7:01SPEAKER_00: We do every other week.
- 7:02SPEAKER_00: I feel like, because here's what I've noticed happens, right?
- 7:06SPEAKER_00: I have a lot of material to talk about.
- 7:09SPEAKER_00: We always do, right?
- 7:10SPEAKER_01: And a lot of you guys are always listening and
- 7:13SPEAKER_00: But I'm afraid of that with
- 7:15SPEAKER_00: the
- 7:17SPEAKER_00: weekly kind of schedule and the fact that I go to work and I come home,
- 7:23SPEAKER_00: I clean up the house real fast and we do this.
- 7:25SPEAKER_00: I don't have a lot of in-between time and weekends I'm hanging out with my daughter
- 7:29SPEAKER_00: and all this stuff.
- 7:31SPEAKER_00: So sometimes there's a tendency on days where I'm real tired
- 7:35SPEAKER_00: and feel like reading up on anything or just nothing interesting happened to kind
- 7:39SPEAKER_00: of I can feel it growing in me to kind of slip into,
- 7:43SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 7:44SPEAKER_00: Substack nonsense of the week or like whatever drama of the week, which is fine.
- 7:51SPEAKER_00: It's fundamentally fine because that's kind of the point of the podcast.
- 7:54SPEAKER_00: The point of the podcast has always been to like,
- 7:57SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 7:57SPEAKER_00: two guys sitting around a coffee shop,
- 7:59SPEAKER_00: you know, in this case, the very elite, very, you know,
- 8:07SPEAKER_00: The best looking
- 8:11SPEAKER_00: and the best read people on all ofSubstack right now.
- 8:16SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 8:17SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 8:17SPEAKER_00: And, you know,
- 8:18SPEAKER_00: we sit around and have a great conversation about the topics,
- 8:21SPEAKER_00: but I don't want it to devolve into just,
- 8:25SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 8:26SPEAKER_00: like there's a lot of people who do streams,
- 8:28SPEAKER_00: live streams and stuff,
- 8:29SPEAKER_00: and it's just like bitching about whatever's going on in the news.
- 8:32SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 8:32SPEAKER_00: Like, oh, let's talk about the same...
- 8:35SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no,
- 8:36SPEAKER_01: you know,
- 8:36SPEAKER_01: when the,
- 8:39SPEAKER_01: because knowing what we were going to talk about today, I nearly, see, hear that?
- 8:44SPEAKER_01: If it wasn't for my call,
- 8:46SPEAKER_01: I would have let off the stream just going,
- 8:48SPEAKER_01: welcome, welcome to Substack's premiere bitch podcast.
- 8:52SPEAKER_01: Like, it's just,
- 8:54SPEAKER_01: just Alex,
- 8:55SPEAKER_01: you wouldn't, like, we could even, we could even do the branding like this.
- 8:58SPEAKER_01: Alex, you wouldn't believe.
- 9:01SPEAKER_01: The retarded shit I saw on Substack this week.
- 9:04SPEAKER_01: And that could just be the show.
- 9:06SPEAKER_01: And then we'd get a gong and everything.
- 9:08SPEAKER_01: And it would turn into a morning radio show.
- 9:11SPEAKER_00: Alex and Fisto insult people for posting stupid shit on Substack.
- 9:14SPEAKER_00: Which is fine.
- 9:15SPEAKER_00: A lot of the stuff on Substack
- 9:29SPEAKER_00: It's interesting, you know, and it does lead to a lot of very interesting conversations.
- 9:34SPEAKER_00: I think Librarian of Calano,
- 9:37SPEAKER_00: he posted a great post recently,
- 9:38SPEAKER_00: the one about the Megadeth guy or whatever that he ran in the park.
- 9:42SPEAKER_00: It was a really like well-written quick piece that I think he brought on his phone
- 9:46SPEAKER_00: while he was sitting in a park.
- 9:48SPEAKER_00: And I mean, the guy knocks out bangers.
- 9:50SPEAKER_00: But I've noticed that myself between my like fiction writing and just all
- 9:57SPEAKER_00: the busyness I've had, I've been...
- 10:00SPEAKER_00: I hate to be that guy.
- 10:02SPEAKER_00: I never go into this stuff.
- 10:04SPEAKER_00: I have not been in the full 100% brain space in the last few months.
- 10:09SPEAKER_00: And that's a lot of it has to do with the fact that I had surgery.
- 10:13SPEAKER_00: I'm in a weird part in my life, that kind of stuff.
- 10:18SPEAKER_00: So I haven't been in the best brain space and that hasn't led,
- 10:21SPEAKER_00: like I haven't really had the urge to write any pieces on Substack for a while.
- 10:25SPEAKER_00: I haven't done,
- 10:25SPEAKER_00: I've done mostly like shit posting and I'm kind of trying to finish this novel
- 10:31SPEAKER_00: and just a lot of work.
- 10:32SPEAKER_00: So I think that going to a bi-weekly for the live stream and then intersecting it,
- 10:38SPEAKER_00: whatever the hell the word is,
- 10:40SPEAKER_00: with like actual longer form stuff is going to be the ideal scenario going forward
- 10:44SPEAKER_00: in the future.
- 10:46SPEAKER_00: And that's going to lead to much better quality stuff for everybody.
- 10:50SPEAKER_00: Because it gives me two weeks to plan something that we can shoot back and forth.
- 10:54SPEAKER_00: Because I feel like sometimes we've fallen into playing catch up.
- 10:58SPEAKER_01: That's fair.
- 11:00SPEAKER_00: So we'll slap the table on that one.
- 11:02SPEAKER_00: We'll go every other week.
- 11:03SPEAKER_00: Bam.
- 11:03SPEAKER_01: Done.
- 11:03SPEAKER_01: Table slapped.
- 11:04SPEAKER_00: There's an accord.
- 11:06SPEAKER_00: I might have to go down to Florida for a little bit, actually, to Tampa.
- 11:10SPEAKER_01: Whoa.
- 11:11SPEAKER_01: Whoa.
- 11:11SPEAKER_01: Whoa.
- 11:12SPEAKER_01: To Tampa?
- 11:13SPEAKER_01: That is within streaking distance.
- 11:15SPEAKER_00: So if I make it down to Tampa.
- 11:17SPEAKER_01: Yes, that is within the striking distance of my swamp hideout.
- 11:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I Googled it actually.
- 11:24SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to say the time so you don't undoxy,
- 11:26SPEAKER_00: but it looks like it's well within reason from Tampa to where you're at.
- 11:31SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, no problem.
- 11:32SPEAKER_00: So in the general area.
- 11:34SPEAKER_00: So yeah,
- 11:34SPEAKER_00: I actually,
- 11:35SPEAKER_00: I might have to,
- 11:36SPEAKER_00: depending,
- 11:37SPEAKER_00: I was talking to somebody today that was Trying to get me to go to Tampa for
- 11:42SPEAKER_00: a little bit, which would be kind of interesting.
- 11:47SPEAKER_00: But yeah,
- 11:47SPEAKER_00: so with that out of the way,
- 11:50SPEAKER_00: I wanted to kind of do exactly what I said I don't want to do,
- 11:54SPEAKER_00: which is talk about Substack stuff.
- 11:56SPEAKER_01: One last hurrah.
- 11:58SPEAKER_01: One last hurrah.
- 11:58SPEAKER_00: One last hurrah.
- 11:59SPEAKER_00: No, we're always going to talk about Substack stuff.
- 12:01SPEAKER_00: But I wanted to talk about it in kind of a way.
- 12:03SPEAKER_00: So I can't share it with you guys live or listening later because the guy blocked me.
- 12:09SPEAKER_00: But it's basically the same shit over again.
- 12:12SPEAKER_00: And it's some dweeber, some goon, right?
- 12:18SPEAKER_01: Some dweebo.
- 12:20SPEAKER_00: You know, some, some fatty with like tortoiseshell glasses.
- 12:23SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 12:24SPEAKER_00: He probably,
- 12:24SPEAKER_00: he's probably not even fat and he probably doesn't even wear glasses,
- 12:27SPEAKER_00: but I just, I pictured this guy as being like, like that soft kind of fat dude.
- 12:32SPEAKER_00: That's just like,
- 12:33SPEAKER_00: kind of like a bag of mashed potatoes,
- 12:35SPEAKER_00: you know, like you're like, bag of marshmallows,
- 12:38SPEAKER_01: bag of melted marshmallows.
- 12:40SPEAKER_00: And he, he's gotta,
- 12:41SPEAKER_00: he's gotta have a beard because all like real soft ass motherfuckers have beards
- 12:45SPEAKER_00: for some reason.
- 12:46SPEAKER_00: I don't know what it is because beards are like, um, I'm sorry to guys that have beards.
- 12:51SPEAKER_00: Beards are often a disguise for the weak.
- 12:55SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 12:56SPEAKER_00: They're like a, they're like a, the beard is the true, like lifted truck.
- 13:03SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 13:04SPEAKER_00: Like, you know how people say like, oh yeah, you got a big ass truck.
- 13:06SPEAKER_00: You must have a small dick or something like that, right?
- 13:08SPEAKER_00: It's really the beard that like, that disguises a weak chin.
- 13:12SPEAKER_00: The lifted, the lifted trunk of the face.
- 13:14SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 13:15SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it is.
- 13:16SPEAKER_00: The beard tends to be lift the truck of the face.
- 13:18SPEAKER_00: So a lot of guys that don't have a personality will just grow a beard and
- 13:22SPEAKER_00: that becomes their personality.
- 13:24SPEAKER_00: But this guy, he's definitely got a beard.
- 13:27SPEAKER_00: He probably wears those real fruity tortoiseshell glasses.
- 13:33SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 13:34SPEAKER_00: I think it's called tortoiseshell.
- 13:37SPEAKER_00: I don't know what it is about tortoiseshell glasses.
- 13:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know that pattern that's like I can't even describe what tortoise,
- 13:46SPEAKER_00: Google tortoise shell, glasses frames.
- 13:50SPEAKER_00: It's like what Rod Dreher wears.
- 13:51SPEAKER_00: They're like circles and they're like brown, the different shades of brown.
- 13:56SPEAKER_00: It's kind of like
- 13:57SPEAKER_01: those thick frame ones that those chicks wear.
- 14:01SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like a slappable face.
- 14:03SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but like the tortoise shell, there's something about tortoise shell that really like...
- 14:09SPEAKER_00: These guys are really attracted to.
- 14:10SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 14:11SPEAKER_00: It's like distilled estrogen in like a material.
- 14:15SPEAKER_00: Oh, Jesus.
- 14:17SPEAKER_00: But you saw the essay, right?
- 14:19SPEAKER_00: You saw the essay when I'm talking about, right?
- 14:23SPEAKER_01: Remind me because there's just, there's such a...
- 14:24SPEAKER_00: This is the guy, this is the guy.
- 14:26SPEAKER_00: It's your typical ortho bros are stupid, blah, blah, blah.
- 14:32SPEAKER_00: You know, that whole thing, you know?
- 14:35SPEAKER_00: It's like this whole attack on ortho bros.
- 14:39SPEAKER_00: It's just nonsensical.
- 14:41SPEAKER_00: Addressing the essay is not the point.
- 14:44SPEAKER_00: The point is there's a lot of people that see these Almost like every three months,
- 14:51SPEAKER_00: there's a new like, you know, well, I've been an orthodox convert for 10 years.
- 14:56SPEAKER_00: And all these new guys coming in are just a bunch of evil fascists.
- 15:00SPEAKER_00: And oh me, oh my, you know, I'm an ortho Flanders.
- 15:05SPEAKER_00: And a lot of people don't understand where these guys are coming from, right?
- 15:09SPEAKER_00: And this is a unique kind of phenomenon that we're going to have to deal with, right?
- 15:14SPEAKER_00: And so without...
- 15:17SPEAKER_00: This is like a little bit of shop talk.
- 15:18SPEAKER_00: It's probably not interesting to people that are not orthodox or converts or anything.
- 15:24SPEAKER_00: Actually,
- 15:26SPEAKER_00: it might be interesting to whatever denominations,
- 15:30SPEAKER_00: even to atheists, because you kind of understand the dynamics of it.
- 15:33SPEAKER_00: Because the same dynamics that are at play here are at play in any institution with people.
- 15:38SPEAKER_00: And it really...
- 15:40SPEAKER_00: The Orthodox Church in America,
- 15:42SPEAKER_00: like the OCA and stuff,
- 15:44SPEAKER_00: is speedrunning the Anglican and the Roman Catholic Church problems,
- 15:49SPEAKER_00: unfortunately, right?
- 15:50SPEAKER_00: We're just speedrunning it because we're the new guys in town, right?
- 15:54SPEAKER_00: And we're actually in a very, very dangerous spot.
- 15:57SPEAKER_00: I have a feeling,
- 15:58SPEAKER_00: and sadly I have a feeling,
- 16:00SPEAKER_00: that they're just going to fumble this one real bad, right?
- 16:04SPEAKER_00: But for you guys from the outside, since COVID...
- 16:09SPEAKER_00: There's been a massive, you know, uptake in Orthodox converts.
- 16:15SPEAKER_00: Our friend Fisto is one of them.
- 16:17SPEAKER_01: Yes, hello.
- 16:18SPEAKER_00: We've had,
- 16:18SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 16:19SPEAKER_00: most of the churches and parishes have like, you know, added 25% to 50% new people.
- 16:27SPEAKER_00: They've added,
- 16:28SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 16:28SPEAKER_00: a significant amount of growth in the conversions, you know, and new catechumens.
- 16:34SPEAKER_00: I feel like in my church, we get new people all the time.
- 16:37SPEAKER_00: You know,
- 16:37SPEAKER_00: I feel like we're,
- 16:38SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 16:39SPEAKER_00: Like this year has been kind of a little bit slower than last year,
- 16:41SPEAKER_00: but it's still a significant, like there's always new people.
- 16:43SPEAKER_00: I'm always like, who are these people, man?
- 16:45SPEAKER_00: You know, like I see all kinds of new people, right?
- 16:47SPEAKER_00: Now, a lot of the people that have converted or become, right,
- 16:55SPEAKER_00: are Ex-Protestant,
- 16:57SPEAKER_00: some sort of like Baptist type Protestant,
- 17:00SPEAKER_00: and they tend to be younger than your usual previous converts in the past.
- 17:05SPEAKER_00: So a lot of them are specifically young males or like young families,
- 17:12SPEAKER_00: like a husband, wife, or maybe one or two kids.
- 17:16SPEAKER_00: So that seems to be like the kind of deal.
- 17:19SPEAKER_00: Of course,
- 17:19SPEAKER_00: a lot of this has to do with the explosion of online apologetics
- 17:24SPEAKER_00: with certain YouTubers,
- 17:26SPEAKER_00: people like Jay Dyer,
- 17:28SPEAKER_00: guys like John Piaggio,
- 17:32SPEAKER_00: Dr. Zachary Porcu, for example, and his Substack and that kind of stuff.
- 17:36SPEAKER_00: These guys have had a tremendous influence on bringing people,
- 17:40SPEAKER_00: especially during COVID era, into the Orthodox Church.
- 17:46SPEAKER_00: And like any institution,
- 17:48SPEAKER_00: and this is really,
- 17:49SPEAKER_00: really critical to understand,
- 17:51SPEAKER_00: the Orthodox Church,
- 17:52SPEAKER_00: while it is Christ's church and is a divine institution,
- 17:57SPEAKER_00: it is ultimately filled with regular people, stupid ass, retarded humans.
- 18:03SPEAKER_00: And a lot of the people that are,
- 18:06SPEAKER_00: first of all,
- 18:08SPEAKER_00: a lot of the people that are coming in are often bringing in baggage
- 18:12SPEAKER_00: from their previous church.
- 18:14SPEAKER_00: You know, denominations or atheisms.
- 18:16SPEAKER_00: I mean, I've met guys that converted to orthodoxy and they were like Satanists,
- 18:21SPEAKER_00: like, you know, Norse pagan types or, you know, crystal girls and stuff.
- 18:28SPEAKER_00: And they're bringing a lot of baggage from that.
- 18:30SPEAKER_00: But also the people that were previously here have a lot of freaking baggage also.
- 18:35SPEAKER_00: And, you know, people are stupid and retarded by default for the most part.
- 18:41SPEAKER_00: And stupid retarded stuff happens.
- 18:44SPEAKER_00: One of the main concerns of these older converts,
- 18:49SPEAKER_00: I'm talking about older converts,
- 18:51SPEAKER_00: is that these new converts are right-wing fascists and evil misogynists and stuff.
- 18:57SPEAKER_00: So every two months, we have a new essay on Substack, and it's like, oh...
- 19:05SPEAKER_00: Young Orthodox men are just a bunch of misogynist pigs, you know, blah, blah, blah.
- 19:11SPEAKER_00: And of course, those young misogynist pigs, you know, or whatever, right?
- 19:16SPEAKER_00: Or, you know, are all of a sudden like, hey, what the fuck, right?
- 19:21SPEAKER_00: You know,
- 19:21SPEAKER_00: stop being a dumb hoe or whatever,
- 19:23SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 19:23SPEAKER_00: or, you know, stop being a fat pig with freaking, you know, tortoiseshell glasses.
- 19:27SPEAKER_00: But And then they go, see, how dare you guys are so disrespectful.
- 19:32SPEAKER_00: It's not like I just completely slandered an entire half of my parish or whatever, right?
- 19:40SPEAKER_00: And it's always by these pseudo-academic, I've been an Orthodox for 15 years.
- 19:46SPEAKER_00: These kind of fucking people, right?
- 19:48SPEAKER_00: And you get that,
- 19:49SPEAKER_00: and then it goes off,
- 19:50SPEAKER_00: and then all these old head orthodox people that converted back in the 80s and 90s,
- 19:57SPEAKER_00: like what's her name,
- 19:57SPEAKER_00: Frederica Matthews Green,
- 19:59SPEAKER_00: are like,
- 20:00SPEAKER_00: yeah, we really should fix the way things are, and we really should shut up.
- 20:05SPEAKER_00: And the young guys are left out in the cold because they're like,
- 20:09SPEAKER_00: oh, cool, I guess we're not welcome here.
- 20:10SPEAKER_00: I guess we don't have a problem.
- 20:13SPEAKER_00: We're really fumbling the ball with this man.
- 20:15SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 20:15SPEAKER_00: And it really, it really frustrates me because I don't like this.
- 20:18SPEAKER_00: And from an outsider,
- 20:20SPEAKER_00: somebody like,
- 20:20SPEAKER_00: for example,
- 20:21SPEAKER_00: a fan of the show,
- 20:22SPEAKER_00: Carlton Scott, who is a Protestant, he might not understand these dynamics.
- 20:28SPEAKER_00: But when you think about it,
- 20:28SPEAKER_00: they're probably very similar to his own church or some of your own Protestant
- 20:32SPEAKER_00: or Roman Catholic churches.
- 20:34SPEAKER_00: So for you guys,
- 20:37SPEAKER_00: What you have to understand is that the Orthodox Church in America has been
- 20:41SPEAKER_00: an immigrant church, at least for the first few hundred years.
- 20:45SPEAKER_00: And it came through different immigrant groups,
- 20:47SPEAKER_00: whether it came through the Russians or through the Greeks or through the Romanians,
- 20:50SPEAKER_00: on the East Coast, West Coast, through Alaska with the Russians and all this stuff.
- 20:55SPEAKER_00: But for the majority of its existence in the United States,
- 21:00SPEAKER_00: it was a very, very, very small minority immigrant community.
- 21:05SPEAKER_00: Of individual immigrant communities.
- 21:07SPEAKER_00: And it didn't really have any type of foothold really until the 60s
- 21:10SPEAKER_00: when you started having like some early converts,
- 21:13SPEAKER_00: American Protestant type converts to this.
- 21:16SPEAKER_00: And later on, there was a Eastern Orthodox with like Eastern Catholic conversion in mass.
- 21:25SPEAKER_00: But the majority of the American converts to Orthodoxy came through marriage,
- 21:30SPEAKER_00: like by getting married through marriage.
- 21:33SPEAKER_00: You know, through like, you know, I married a Greek girl or like blah, blah, blah.
- 21:37SPEAKER_00: You know, like you can imagine that, right?
- 21:39SPEAKER_00: And right now what we're dealing with, right,
- 21:44SPEAKER_00: specifically in the OCA and really a lot of these churches is most of
- 21:52SPEAKER_00: the ethnic churches are really like second,
- 21:55SPEAKER_00: third generation majority of like immigrant children, right?
- 21:59SPEAKER_00: And then the non-ethnic minority churches are really...
- 22:03SPEAKER_00: They're really convert churches where even the priests themselves are converts.
- 22:08SPEAKER_00: And what you're dealing with and what you have to understand
- 22:11SPEAKER_00: about this new orthobros are too fascist.
- 22:16SPEAKER_00: And then the orthobros are like, these people are too liberal cucks, right?
- 22:19SPEAKER_00: This kind of fight is because we're dealing with two very distinct types of converts, right?
- 22:28SPEAKER_00: And I think that you could probably...
- 22:31SPEAKER_00: I'm going to explain this,
- 22:32SPEAKER_00: and I want you to tell me if you feel like this makes sense from what you see
- 22:38SPEAKER_00: at your church, for example.
- 22:40SPEAKER_00: I have a feeling some of the other guys that are listening or are going to listen in
- 22:44SPEAKER_00: the future can also go into comments and see if I'm correct about this.
- 22:50SPEAKER_00: My source is me.
- 22:52SPEAKER_00: This is my source.
- 22:52SPEAKER_00: I'm making that an observation.
- 22:55SPEAKER_00: Got it.
- 22:58SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I'm going to give you the simplified view, right?
- 23:04SPEAKER_00: The 90s and early 2000s converts to Orthodoxy were mostly ex-Protestants that felt
- 23:15SPEAKER_00: that the Protestant church was too conservative, right?
- 23:23SPEAKER_00: The current wave of converts...
- 23:29SPEAKER_00: Our ex-Protestants that feel that the Protestant churches are too liberal.
- 23:37SPEAKER_00: Does that make sense?
- 23:39SPEAKER_01: It does.
- 23:40SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 23:40SPEAKER_01: It does make sense.
- 23:41SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 23:42SPEAKER_00: So that is why they're clashing.
- 23:45SPEAKER_00: Like if you listen to,
- 23:48SPEAKER_00: if you look at all these like essays that are poo-pooing the ortho bros,
- 23:51SPEAKER_00: like the one we dealt with today,
- 23:54SPEAKER_00: they'll always start off with, well, I converted to orthodoxy about 12 years ago.
- 23:57SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
- 23:58SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
- 24:01SPEAKER_00: So basically,
- 24:03SPEAKER_00: a lot of the early converts,
- 24:06SPEAKER_00: I would say probably from the 80s on to the 2000s,
- 24:10SPEAKER_00: were people that wanted religion or wanted a Christian religion,
- 24:16SPEAKER_00: but they did not want the baggage that came with the Bush era Christianity.
- 24:26SPEAKER_00: You've heard that saying about libertarians.
- 24:28SPEAKER_00: A libertarian is a conservative that wants to get invited to liberal parties.
- 24:33SPEAKER_00: The more vulgar thing is a libertarian is a Republican that wants to bang Democrat girls.
- 24:40SPEAKER_00: That's basically what we had here.
- 24:44SPEAKER_00: If you look at the people that came into the American orthodoxy,
- 24:52SPEAKER_00: Like for example, Father, you know, the Saint Seraphim Rose, right?
- 24:59SPEAKER_00: There, there was, these guys came out of like the California hippie movement, right?
- 25:05SPEAKER_00: And there was a, like,
- 25:07SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 25:07SPEAKER_00: a lot of the hippies went into like,
- 25:10SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 25:10SPEAKER_00: Buddhist Hindu mysticism,
- 25:12SPEAKER_00: you know, some,
- 25:13SPEAKER_00: some of them,
- 25:14SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 25:15SPEAKER_00: like rolled into Christian mysticism,
- 25:19SPEAKER_00: which tends to feel much more at home in orthodoxy, right?
- 25:24SPEAKER_00: So let's think of like the 90s, 2000 convert kind of like idea.
- 25:29SPEAKER_00: Like I said, I'm making generalizations, right?
- 25:33SPEAKER_00: They tend to be in a very different comparison to today's more like
- 25:43SPEAKER_00: They tend to be people from middle to upper class, right?
- 25:47SPEAKER_00: And why do I say that?
- 25:49SPEAKER_00: Because you have to be middle to upper class to be exposed to orthodoxy
- 25:55SPEAKER_00: in America back in the day,
- 25:57SPEAKER_00: because the only places where they have orthodox churches are big cities, right?
- 26:03SPEAKER_00: So a lot of the early converts were brought in by like dating women that were part
- 26:09SPEAKER_00: of Orthodox Church or vice versa or through families and cousins and being
- 26:14SPEAKER_00: in contact.
- 26:15SPEAKER_00: The guy from like Biloxi, Mississippi or whatever, right?
- 26:20SPEAKER_00: Has probably never even heard of Orthodoxy, right?
- 26:23SPEAKER_00: And half these people probably have never heard of Orthodoxy in like
- 26:26SPEAKER_00: the small places in the Midwest and that kind of stuff until much more recently.
- 26:31SPEAKER_00: The only people that got to were the people that were cosmopolitan,
- 26:34SPEAKER_00: were exposed to big cities, and were exposed to different religions.
- 26:37SPEAKER_00: Or they traveled to Eastern Europe,
- 26:38SPEAKER_00: they traveled to Greece, they traveled these places, and were exposed to that.
- 26:43SPEAKER_00: So you see a lot of these guys that are against the orthobros tend
- 26:47SPEAKER_00: to be academic types, or they have the pretensions of academics.
- 26:51SPEAKER_00: They tend to have been converted as coming from...
- 26:56SPEAKER_00: Finding like mainstream American Christianity too conservative.
- 27:00SPEAKER_00: They're like,
- 27:00SPEAKER_00: so they find a religion so they can still go to parties
- 27:04SPEAKER_00: with all their liberal atheist types and go, yeah,
- 27:08SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 27:08SPEAKER_00: I'm a Christian,
- 27:09SPEAKER_00: but like,
- 27:09SPEAKER_00: I'm like that kind of Christian,
- 27:11SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 27:12SPEAKER_00: I'm like this cool,
- 27:13SPEAKER_00: special kind of Christian that we like burn incense and candles
- 27:16SPEAKER_00: and we don't really have any like dogmas on like abortion or anything like that.
- 27:20SPEAKER_00: And, you know, You know, like, it's truly about prayer and going to monasteries and stuff.
- 27:27SPEAKER_00: Do you understand what I'm saying, Fisto?
- 27:30SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think so.
- 27:30SPEAKER_01: I mean, it kind of sounds like,
- 27:33SPEAKER_01: I mean, it just sounds like, it just sounds like boomer, boomer religion.
- 27:37SPEAKER_01: Like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm Buddhist.
- 27:39SPEAKER_01: I've got this yogi and I do Buddhist stuff.
- 27:42SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm Orthodox.
- 27:43SPEAKER_01: I've got this,
- 27:45SPEAKER_01: you know,
- 27:45SPEAKER_01: it sounds like the kind of person that if they asked if you were Orthodox Jew,
- 27:48SPEAKER_01: they probably wouldn't correct them.
- 27:51SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 27:52SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
- 27:53SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
- 27:54SPEAKER_00: And if you spend any time reading a lot
- 27:57SPEAKER_00: of message boards around ancient faith radio, a lot of those guys are like that.
- 28:02SPEAKER_00: Very much so, right?
- 28:03SPEAKER_00: Let me ask some of them in my own church that are indistinguishable from boomer liberals.
- 28:09SPEAKER_00: And I think that with these guys, there's a very big tendency to...
- 28:16SPEAKER_00: They're like the drama dorks in high school
- 28:20SPEAKER_00: that had their own cool little special table at lunch.
- 28:25SPEAKER_00: And all of a sudden, now new people want to come and sit at their table.
- 28:30SPEAKER_00: And it's like it was their special thing.
- 28:33SPEAKER_00: And they feel threatened.
- 28:34SPEAKER_00: You know, they feel threatened.
- 28:35SPEAKER_00: I mean, look,
- 28:36SPEAKER_00: you have like the official like Orthodox,
- 28:39SPEAKER_00: like OCA type stuff, like Ancient Faith Radio.
- 28:42SPEAKER_00: And these guys,
- 28:42SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 28:43SPEAKER_00: some of these guys have wanted to be like intellectuals and putting out this like,
- 28:47SPEAKER_00: you know, a They don't do any apologetics whatsoever.
- 28:53SPEAKER_00: They want to put out all this stuff and convert people by bringing them in.
- 28:57SPEAKER_00: And then Jay Dyer comes along and he's dropping apologetics left and right.
- 29:00SPEAKER_00: And they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, who's this guy?
- 29:03SPEAKER_00: Why is he important all of a sudden?
- 29:06SPEAKER_00: So of course they're jealous.
- 29:08SPEAKER_00: It's basically like They've had basically the Losers Club,
- 29:13SPEAKER_00: and all of a sudden,
- 29:14SPEAKER_00: the cool guy comes in,
- 29:15SPEAKER_00: and now all of a sudden,
- 29:16SPEAKER_00: all the attention is on this new guy, and they feel slighted.
- 29:20SPEAKER_00: They feel like, oh, things are changing.
- 29:22SPEAKER_00: It's not our own special club anymore, right?
- 29:25SPEAKER_00: But the thing is, churches are not special clubs.
- 29:27SPEAKER_00: Churches are for everybody.
- 29:28SPEAKER_00: They're for the liberal person.
- 29:29SPEAKER_00: They're for the conservative person.
- 29:30SPEAKER_00: They're for the crazy fascist.
- 29:32SPEAKER_00: Just for everybody.
- 29:33SPEAKER_00: Church is for everybody, right?
- 29:36SPEAKER_00: And you cannot turn a church into your own private little fiefdom of your own little moods.
- 29:44SPEAKER_00: And here's where it upsets me.
- 29:49SPEAKER_00: And here's where I get upset.
- 29:51SPEAKER_00: First of all, I don't even want to debate the whole...
- 29:56SPEAKER_00: Ortho bro thing or whatever or like, you know, brash young man.
- 29:58SPEAKER_00: Guess what?
- 29:59SPEAKER_00: Like all the guys Jesus called to him were brash young men, okay?
- 30:03SPEAKER_00: There are guys that were violent and they were working class men and they were,
- 30:08SPEAKER_00: you know, they truly believed, you know, hardcore in that stuff, right?
- 30:12SPEAKER_00: So they weren't,
- 30:13SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 30:13SPEAKER_00: they weren't calling,
- 30:14SPEAKER_00: like they weren't sitting around,
- 30:15SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 30:16SPEAKER_00: in Jerusalem over there,
- 30:17SPEAKER_00: like, you know, debating stuff in like a room over tea, all right?
- 30:21SPEAKER_00: They were out there doing the thing and then all of them, you know, were martyred.
- 30:25SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 30:25SPEAKER_00: So they weren't,
- 30:26SPEAKER_00: they weren't guys that like,
- 30:27SPEAKER_00: you know, shirked from like the job because I was, bro, don't be so rude guys.
- 30:31SPEAKER_00: You know,
- 30:31SPEAKER_00: these are guys that got crucified and,
- 30:33SPEAKER_00: you know, upside down and beheaded and all and tortured to death.
- 30:36SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 30:36SPEAKER_00: So the orthobos are much more like the early Christians and these,
- 30:42SPEAKER_00: these, you know, freaking tortoiseshell glasses wearing dweebs.
- 30:45SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 30:47SPEAKER_00: But what's really interesting.
- 30:50SPEAKER_00: Bothersome is that there's this like tendency to go like to dismiss the needs
- 30:56SPEAKER_00: of these young men,
- 30:57SPEAKER_00: these supposed young men,
- 30:58SPEAKER_00: which once again, I think that the whole Orthobro thing is overblown.
- 31:01SPEAKER_00: But this idea of like, well,
- 31:04SPEAKER_00: if a young man has all these,
- 31:06SPEAKER_00: like hypothetically speaking,
- 31:07SPEAKER_00: has all these like,
- 31:08SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 31:09SPEAKER_00: evil fascist beliefs or whatever,
- 31:10SPEAKER_00: you know, whatever, whatever, and comes into the church yearning for truth.
- 31:16SPEAKER_00: That's where he should be, right?
- 31:18SPEAKER_00: That's where he should be.
- 31:19SPEAKER_00: That's where he needs to be, right?
- 31:22SPEAKER_00: What he doesn't need is tortoiseshell cucks sitting here freaking poo-pooing him.
- 31:27SPEAKER_00: I found it funny during that other incident when Rod Dreher said,
- 31:31SPEAKER_00: oh yeah,
- 31:32SPEAKER_00: if those guys talked to the girl the way they did in the post,
- 31:37SPEAKER_00: I would definitely deck them in the face.
- 31:39SPEAKER_00: I'm like, shut up, Rod.
- 31:40SPEAKER_00: Bro, come to my church.
- 31:42SPEAKER_00: I'll beat the crap out of you, dude.
- 31:43SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 31:45SPEAKER_00: Who is this 60-year-old dork?
- 31:48SPEAKER_00: He's going to beat them up, bro.
- 31:50SPEAKER_00: You're talking about... And that's kind of the funny thing.
- 31:53SPEAKER_00: If anybody at my church put out an essay aimed at me for being a whatever,
- 31:59SPEAKER_00: I'm going to throw hands.
- 32:01SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
- 32:02SPEAKER_00: Fisto, I'm going to throw hands.
- 32:05SPEAKER_00: We'll be throwing hands after coffee hour if you come at me with some crazy shit like that.
- 32:10SPEAKER_00: If you think those ortho bros are dire or bad, you want to see me.
- 32:14SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to take slander from some fucking 50-year-old.
- 32:20SPEAKER_00: The thing that bothers me the most is that these young guys need guidance.
- 32:28SPEAKER_00: They need help.
- 32:29SPEAKER_00: We can't just be like, well, we're just going to go over here and light candles instead.
- 32:34SPEAKER_00: That's not helpful.
- 32:37SPEAKER_00: Fisto, you know that the young generation is suffering.
- 32:39SPEAKER_00: They're having a difficult time finding jobs,
- 32:42SPEAKER_00: difficult time starting families, difficult time doing all this stuff.
- 32:45SPEAKER_00: The last thing they need is their own church that they're looking into,
- 32:49SPEAKER_00: that they're yearning to join.
- 32:51SPEAKER_00: Write essays about them being improper or having the wrong thoughts.
- 32:56SPEAKER_00: When every single door to these guys has been closed, colleges are no longer accepting them.
- 33:01SPEAKER_00: There's no jobs.
- 33:03SPEAKER_00: There's nothing.
- 33:03SPEAKER_00: There's no hope.
- 33:04SPEAKER_00: And the one place where they need to be at the most,
- 33:08SPEAKER_00: you have these disgusting 50,
- 33:11SPEAKER_00: 60-year-old bags of ass closing the doors to the hospital.
- 33:18SPEAKER_00: Unacceptable, you know, unacceptable to me.
- 33:20SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 33:20SPEAKER_00: And that's what makes me so mad about this stuff.
- 33:23SPEAKER_00: And if somebody goes, oh, Alex, you're being an extremist about it.
- 33:25SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not being an extremist.
- 33:27SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 33:28SPEAKER_00: The last thing we need.
- 33:30SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 33:30SPEAKER_00: The last thing we need is these fucking geezers who,
- 33:35SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 33:35SPEAKER_00: want to squat inside these churches,
- 33:37SPEAKER_00: light their candles and treat it like,
- 33:40SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 33:41SPEAKER_00: European Buddhism,
- 33:43SPEAKER_00: because it has cool art and incense and stuff,
- 33:46SPEAKER_00: and pretend, and say, oh, we're not of this world, man.
- 33:50SPEAKER_00: We're just going to light candles and pray to the saints over here.
- 33:53SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, but we need to actually talk about these things.
- 33:57SPEAKER_00: The church has to be a hospital, right?
- 33:59SPEAKER_00: If you went to the hospital and they just ignored your concern, you'd be pissed off, right?
- 34:04SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 34:07SPEAKER_00: Young men have problems, right?
- 34:09SPEAKER_00: And they're looking for answers, okay?
- 34:11SPEAKER_00: And if the church doesn't want to,
- 34:13SPEAKER_00: if the church will not step up, if the priest won't step up, right?
- 34:17SPEAKER_00: You know who's going to step up?
- 34:20SPEAKER_00: Extremists, crazy people, lunatics.
- 34:22SPEAKER_00: And you get mass graves, all right?
- 34:24SPEAKER_00: You get mass graves, all right?
- 34:26SPEAKER_00: You get atheism, right?
- 34:28SPEAKER_00: Like, you know what?
- 34:29SPEAKER_00: If the church doesn't step up and take charge of young men,
- 34:33SPEAKER_00: because the Protestants, they've turned their back on them completely, right?
- 34:36SPEAKER_00: Anglicans and They're all just LGBT gay pride.
- 34:39SPEAKER_00: They're all just lame.
- 34:41SPEAKER_00: I know there's a Protestant church down the street from our church,
- 34:46SPEAKER_00: and I saw a picture of the inside of the thing,
- 34:48SPEAKER_00: and they have a giant Israeli flag, and they're donating money to Israel.
- 34:52SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 34:53SPEAKER_00: It's like a Baptist.
- 34:54SPEAKER_00: Right?
- 34:54SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 34:56SPEAKER_00: Listen.
- 34:58SPEAKER_00: The men come out of that and they go, okay, I'm not welcome here.
- 35:01SPEAKER_00: The Roman Catholic Church is out there having gay pride parades or whatever.
- 35:05SPEAKER_00: The Anglicans are just gay completely.
- 35:07SPEAKER_00: What's left?
- 35:09SPEAKER_00: If the Orthodox Church turns them away, it doesn't address their issues.
- 35:14SPEAKER_00: You know where they're going to next?
- 35:15SPEAKER_00: They're going to Islam, guys.
- 35:17SPEAKER_00: They're going to go to Islam because Islam is going to give them answers.
- 35:21SPEAKER_00: And that's not good for anybody.
- 35:24SPEAKER_01: It's going to give them a bit more than answers.
- 35:28SPEAKER_01: It's going to give them a permission structure to murder all the people that did not.
- 35:32SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 35:32SPEAKER_00: Who turned their doors away, you know?
- 35:35SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 35:35SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 35:36SPEAKER_00: And most of
- 35:37SPEAKER_01: all, I just, I have to get this in.
- 35:41SPEAKER_01: What I keep thinking of is like when you were describing them as immigrant churches,
- 35:47SPEAKER_01: you know, those churches, like if I showed up, they'd be like, Are you lost?
- 35:53SPEAKER_01: Because it's a Greek church.
- 35:54SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
- 35:55SPEAKER_01: Or it's a Russian church.
- 35:57SPEAKER_01: And that's fine.
- 35:59SPEAKER_01: I kind of get that.
- 36:00SPEAKER_01: Okay, sure, fine.
- 36:01SPEAKER_01: It's whatever.
- 36:03SPEAKER_01: This situation is almost like, well, this is what modern American culture is.
- 36:12SPEAKER_01: Are you lost?
- 36:13SPEAKER_01: You're not vaguely homosexual and you're a little too uncouth for my dinner parties.
- 36:19SPEAKER_01: So...
- 36:20SPEAKER_01: So I don't know if I want to.
- 36:22SPEAKER_01: Are you lost, buddy?
- 36:24SPEAKER_01: And what is more boomer than getting into something and then pulling the ladder up
- 36:30SPEAKER_01: behind you once the young try to come in and actually participate as well?
- 36:35SPEAKER_01: I mean, there's nothing more booming than that, right?
- 36:36SPEAKER_01: Just pull the ladder up.
- 36:39SPEAKER_01: This is mine.
- 36:39SPEAKER_01: You can't have it.
- 36:40SPEAKER_01: I'm going to hold on to it until I'm dead.
- 36:43SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 36:44SPEAKER_00: But the truth is, though,
- 36:47SPEAKER_00: I think it's critical for our priests and deacons and like,
- 36:51SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 36:51SPEAKER_00: older people in our church, they need to really start addressing these issues.
- 36:55SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 36:57SPEAKER_00: And what I mean is that like we,
- 37:01SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 37:02SPEAKER_00: the converts in the 80s and 90s,
- 37:04SPEAKER_00: you know, they had their issues, but that was during a prosperous time.
- 37:08SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 37:10SPEAKER_00: A lot of people went into the church because it was a very personal kind of spiritual journey.
- 37:15SPEAKER_00: For a lot of these younger guys, it's more of a societal spiritual journey, right?
- 37:19SPEAKER_00: The actual society outside of them is falling apart, you know?
- 37:24SPEAKER_00: And they're being told that, like,
- 37:26SPEAKER_00: I think young people,
- 37:28SPEAKER_00: and fucking,
- 37:29SPEAKER_00: I am putting myself in this category,
- 37:32SPEAKER_00: I'm sick of being told everything's fucking okay, all right?
- 37:36SPEAKER_00: It's not fucking okay.
- 37:37SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's clearly not.
- 37:39SPEAKER_00: Okay, like it's not okay.
- 37:40SPEAKER_00: It's not okay that after fucking 20 years of like war in the Middle East,
- 37:45SPEAKER_00: we're doing more fucking war in the Middle East.
- 37:47SPEAKER_00: It's not okay that gas is fucking $5 and fucking,
- 37:51SPEAKER_00: you know, wherever,
- 37:53SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 37:53SPEAKER_00: it's not okay that I can barely afford groceries and I'm strictly middle class.
- 37:58SPEAKER_00: I'm goddamn,
- 37:58SPEAKER_00: like I looked at the medium income for the country and I fit clearly in
- 38:03SPEAKER_00: a middle income, right?
- 38:05SPEAKER_00: And we're struggling trying to have using,
- 38:07SPEAKER_00: like, you know, trying to figure And I'm not a bad spender.
- 38:11SPEAKER_00: So no, it's not okay.
- 38:13SPEAKER_00: It's not okay that your average 20 year old cannot afford a car like you and I could
- 38:18SPEAKER_00: when we were like 16 and 17.
- 38:20SPEAKER_00: It's not okay that there's no jobs for anybody.
- 38:22SPEAKER_00: It's not okay that guys with college degrees cannot freaking Get jobs
- 38:27SPEAKER_00: after getting college degrees that they were told,
- 38:30SPEAKER_00: and now they're $50,000, $60,000, $80,000 in debt.
- 38:33SPEAKER_00: So no, it's not okay.
- 38:35SPEAKER_00: So you can't just go to church and have fucking coffee hour and then be like,
- 38:40SPEAKER_00: well, were you upset?
- 38:41SPEAKER_00: You just light a candle.
- 38:43SPEAKER_00: No, it doesn't work like that, guys.
- 38:45SPEAKER_00: Yes, there's a spiritual aspect to it, but the church is also part of being a community.
- 38:50SPEAKER_00: And you can't just cater to the 50, 60-year-olds already got theirs.
- 38:54SPEAKER_00: Okay?
- 38:55SPEAKER_00: And if you do that, you're going to have a dead church.
- 38:57SPEAKER_00: And if you ignore the issues of young men and women coming into the church,
- 39:04SPEAKER_00: this whole recent surge in orthodoxy is dead on arrival.
- 39:08SPEAKER_00: It's straight up a fumble, right?
- 39:09SPEAKER_00: Because right now they caught a huge yard pass,
- 39:12SPEAKER_00: but they're just bouncing this through their fat fingers,
- 39:15SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 39:15SPEAKER_00: because, you know, there's absurdities in the way things are set up in the US.
- 39:19SPEAKER_00: Like, for example, the fact that we only have like two seminaries to make priests, right?
- 39:25SPEAKER_00: And they're both in fucking New York.
- 39:27SPEAKER_00: Or no one's in Pennsylvania.
- 39:28SPEAKER_00: They're both in the Northeast, right?
- 39:30SPEAKER_00: And you have to have a degree to go there.
- 39:33SPEAKER_00: So we as Christians,
- 39:34SPEAKER_00: for the most part,
- 39:35SPEAKER_00: I would say eight out of 10 of us probably believe that
- 39:39SPEAKER_00: the United States college environment is a evil and corrupt environment, right?
- 39:45SPEAKER_00: Would you say that?
- 39:49SPEAKER_00: We know that every conservative,
- 39:51SPEAKER_00: whether you're kind of a liberal conservative all the way to the right wing,
- 39:55SPEAKER_00: right wing guys,
- 39:57SPEAKER_00: takes as a fact that most colleges,
- 39:59SPEAKER_00: you'll take your nice kids,
- 40:00SPEAKER_00: send them to college and they'll come back a blue haired liberal or whatever.
- 40:04SPEAKER_00: So in order for our priests to go to seminary,
- 40:06SPEAKER_00: they have to go to the same fucking college that
- 40:08SPEAKER_00: the fucking blue hairs are teaching.
- 40:11SPEAKER_00: How is that not the most absurd thing?
- 40:15SPEAKER_00: How is that not the most absurd thing?
- 40:17SPEAKER_00: So young men have to go sit through four or five years of undergrad at
- 40:23SPEAKER_00: the most degenerate institutions in this country.
- 40:28SPEAKER_00: And we're shocked why nobody wants to do it.
- 40:30SPEAKER_00: How insane is that?
- 40:33SPEAKER_00: So what's the incoherence here?
- 40:36SPEAKER_00: And then they're surprised that our intellectual element
- 40:39SPEAKER_00: of our church really just wants to please liberals.
- 40:42SPEAKER_00: Well, because they're accredited by liberals.
- 40:46SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 40:46SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
- 40:48SPEAKER_01: Right?
- 40:49SPEAKER_00: And the answer is, well, the answer is, oh, well,
- 40:53SPEAKER_00: why do you,
- 40:55SPEAKER_00: why do you, why do priests going to seminary need to have a bachelor's degree?
- 41:02SPEAKER_00: And the answer is, well, they do because otherwise the seminaries won't have accreditation.
- 41:07SPEAKER_00: Who gives a shit about accreditation?
- 41:09SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 41:12SPEAKER_00: So you're saying that your teaching of Christ,
- 41:14SPEAKER_00: your teaching of the religion is bent on accreditation by
- 41:18SPEAKER_00: the United States educational system?
- 41:23SPEAKER_00: Yep.
- 41:25SPEAKER_00: How absurd is that?
- 41:27SPEAKER_00: How absurd is that?
- 41:29SPEAKER_00: And I asked my priest that,
- 41:30SPEAKER_00: and he gave me a lame answer,
- 41:33SPEAKER_00: an absurd answer, even though he's technically against that.
- 41:35SPEAKER_00: But how absurd is that?
- 41:36SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 41:38SPEAKER_00: They sit there and they preach that we live in or we're not in this world.
- 41:42SPEAKER_00: Why does a priest need an accreditation?
- 41:44SPEAKER_00: Who gives a shit?
- 41:47SPEAKER_00: Oh, sorry.
- 41:47SPEAKER_00: Your priestlyness is not accredited by United States Education Department run by
- 41:51SPEAKER_00: a bunch of blue-haired lesbians.
- 41:52SPEAKER_00: Oh, my bad.
- 41:54SPEAKER_00: You're not a real priest.
- 41:55SPEAKER_00: Sorry about your accreditation.
- 41:57SPEAKER_00: What a joke.
- 41:59SPEAKER_00: What a freaking joke.
- 42:02SPEAKER_00: Right?
- 42:03SPEAKER_00: So you're telling me the saints had accredited educations?
- 42:09SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying, right?
- 42:12SPEAKER_00: So the evil empire that is the secular liberal state needs to approve
- 42:19SPEAKER_00: the education being taught at the seminary to make holy priests.
- 42:24SPEAKER_00: Can somebody explain that to me?
- 42:26SPEAKER_00: Maybe I'm a retard, okay?
- 42:28SPEAKER_00: Maybe I'm dumb.
- 42:30SPEAKER_00: Can somebody explain that to me?
- 42:32SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 42:36SPEAKER_00: That's just me, though.
- 42:37SPEAKER_00: That's just me.
- 42:38SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 42:39SPEAKER_00: Like if anybody in the chat can kind of like explain why, why, why that's a big deal.
- 42:44SPEAKER_00: No, they should be, they should, no, no, it shouldn't be like that.
- 42:48SPEAKER_00: But anyways, that's all I have to say about that topic.
- 42:51SPEAKER_00: Anything, anything to add, Fisto?
- 42:58SPEAKER_01: As far as my own personal experience,
- 43:01SPEAKER_01: it was interesting that I found my way to an Orthodox church,
- 43:04SPEAKER_01: mostly because I'd already kind of been thinking about it.
- 43:07SPEAKER_01: And then you gave me the push that I needed to go check it out.
- 43:11SPEAKER_01: I wasn't watching YouTube.
- 43:14SPEAKER_01: I wasn't on X. I Googled churches in my area and found an Orthodox one.
- 43:21SPEAKER_01: And because of my own knowledge of history, went, ooh, I should check that out.
- 43:26SPEAKER_01: And, you know, that's it.
- 43:28SPEAKER_01: The second thing, this was really interesting.
- 43:32SPEAKER_01: So during communion, a bit made it onto the floor, a bit made it onto the carpet.
- 43:39SPEAKER_01: And as soon as communion was done,
- 43:42SPEAKER_01: one of the one of the one of the church elders was Johnny on the spot with
- 43:47SPEAKER_01: a knife cutting that bit of carpet out of the floor and had it out and done by
- 43:54SPEAKER_01: the time the service was over.
- 43:57SPEAKER_01: I feel like that was a really good sign.
- 44:00SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 44:01SPEAKER_00: That is great.
- 44:01SPEAKER_00: That's what you got to do.
- 44:02SPEAKER_01: That's what you got to do.
- 44:05SPEAKER_01: As far as the health of our church,
- 44:07SPEAKER_01: the priest had made a little mark on the ground where it happened.
- 44:11SPEAKER_01: And someone not realizing tried to move the mark.
- 44:15SPEAKER_01: And he literally stopped the service and hollered at her to leave it alone
- 44:19SPEAKER_01: because she didn't realize what was going on.
- 44:22SPEAKER_01: I thought that was very funny.
- 44:24SPEAKER_01: But it was also like, oh, they really take that seriously.
- 44:26SPEAKER_01: That's a good sign.
- 44:27SPEAKER_01: Now, he's an older Polish guy, or older of Polish descent.
- 44:32SPEAKER_01: He just doesn't give a fuck.
- 44:34SPEAKER_01: He's like, this is how it works to deal with it.
- 44:36SPEAKER_00: I think that's exactly how they're supposed to be doing it.
- 44:39SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but having that guy Johnny on the spot with a knife,
- 44:42SPEAKER_01: cutting it out as the service continues, it was like, okay, nice.
- 44:47SPEAKER_01: Because I think in that moment,
- 44:51SPEAKER_01: it's almost like the opposite of what you were just describing,
- 44:53SPEAKER_01: where They're taking that deeply seriously because there is a spiritual reality
- 44:58SPEAKER_01: and this is how it needs to be done.
- 45:01SPEAKER_01: As far as I can tell,
- 45:02SPEAKER_01: there's going to be just a hole in the carpet forever now, which I think is awesome.
- 45:05SPEAKER_01: That's great.
- 45:08SPEAKER_01: That's where our church
- 45:09SPEAKER_00: is great.
- 45:09SPEAKER_00: I'm being negative today, but no, I still...
- 45:18SPEAKER_00: My criticism is because I love it.
- 45:20SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 45:20SPEAKER_00: My criticism
- 45:22SPEAKER_01: is because I
- 45:22SPEAKER_00: love it.
- 45:23SPEAKER_00: And I don't want people to be locked out.
- 45:25SPEAKER_00: I don't want people to feel like they can't come.
- 45:27SPEAKER_00: And I don't want people to like,
- 45:27SPEAKER_00: you know, they don't, I am not, listen, I am not going to sit by.
- 45:32SPEAKER_00: We've all witnessed,
- 45:34SPEAKER_00: we've all witnessed the, the,
- 45:38SPEAKER_00: just the complete degeneration of like Protestant churches,
- 45:42SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 45:42SPEAKER_00: and the complete and total,
- 45:44SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 45:45SPEAKER_00: just Failure of the Roman Catholic Church,
- 45:49SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 45:50SPEAKER_00: and how,
- 45:51SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 45:51SPEAKER_00: like how people that were once felt at home in those places no longer feel at home
- 45:55SPEAKER_00: because of the changes,
- 45:56SPEAKER_00: because of the cultural,
- 45:57SPEAKER_00: you know, I mean,
- 45:59SPEAKER_00: there used to be a very,
- 46:00SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 46:01SPEAKER_00: conservative,
- 46:02SPEAKER_00: big church where I grew up, like in my town in Long Beach, really busy.
- 46:07SPEAKER_00: And now it's a show of itself.
- 46:08SPEAKER_00: And they fly like LGBT flags and stuff.
- 46:10SPEAKER_00: And it's just, it's just a joke, you know, like, and he used to be like the conservators.
- 46:18SPEAKER_00: Everybody went there, you know, and it's wild.
- 46:21SPEAKER_00: And I'm not going to let these people do that.
- 46:24SPEAKER_00: And it's always through pleasing, you know, the academic class.
- 46:28SPEAKER_00: That really is what these people,
- 46:30SPEAKER_00: a lot of these people,
- 46:31SPEAKER_00: guys like Rod Dreher and stuff, they just really want to play both sides.
- 46:34SPEAKER_00: You know, they just want to get invited to the special parties, you know.
- 46:36SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they want to go to the
- 46:37SPEAKER_01: dinner parties.
- 46:39SPEAKER_00: If you saw the little back and forth I had with that guy, he immediately bristled.
- 46:43SPEAKER_00: I think I took him by surprise.
- 46:44SPEAKER_00: I think me and Wolover.
- 46:45SPEAKER_00: Wolover came out real good.
- 46:48SPEAKER_00: I would go look at his Substack.
- 46:50SPEAKER_00: I did.
- 46:51SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 46:51SPEAKER_00: I happened to see that while
- 46:52SPEAKER_01: you were speaking.
- 46:52SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 46:54SPEAKER_00: And Wolover's stuff.
- 46:56SPEAKER_00: I think the guy got caught off by surprise because I think he expected good boy brownie points.
- 47:01SPEAKER_00: He expected a pat on the head from the usual kind of like geezers in the church
- 47:06SPEAKER_00: because the Substack has a bunch of like Major Taylor Green and what's her name?
- 47:12SPEAKER_00: Frederica Matthews Green and stuff.
- 47:14SPEAKER_00: And I mean, they're nice people.
- 47:15SPEAKER_00: I actually briefly met her in Charleston during a thing,
- 47:19SPEAKER_00: but they're just, you know, they're the They're the boomer converts.
- 47:25SPEAKER_00: And they're just about being nice and inviting everybody and stuff.
- 47:30SPEAKER_00: And it just really shouldn't be about that.
- 47:33SPEAKER_00: We're not in the age of nice, my dudes.
- 47:36SPEAKER_00: That's the reality these people need to realize.
- 47:39SPEAKER_00: We're in the age of lions.
- 47:41SPEAKER_00: We're in the age of darkness.
- 47:44SPEAKER_00: We're in an age where Muslim hordes are rampaging across Western Europe.
- 47:50SPEAKER_00: And churches are burning in those places.
- 47:52SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 47:53SPEAKER_00: We're in an age where foreign governments are funding Orthodox to kill Orthodox in Ukraine.
- 47:59SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 48:00SPEAKER_00: Like we're not in the age of let's sit around and do a drum circle.
- 48:05SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 48:05SPEAKER_00: And, you know,
- 48:06SPEAKER_00: everybody's going to kumbaya around the guitar and everybody knows that except
- 48:11SPEAKER_00: for these fucking boomers.
- 48:13SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 48:14SPEAKER_00: You know, we're in an age where things are going bad, where our economy is collapsing.
- 48:18SPEAKER_00: You know, we're, you know, we're at war and running out of ammo.
- 48:21SPEAKER_00: You know, it's just, we're not, we're not, it's not, no.
- 48:25SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 48:26SPEAKER_00: And we need to reflect that.
- 48:28SPEAKER_01: All right.
- 48:28SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 48:29SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 48:29SPEAKER_01: No, I, I completely agree.
- 48:31SPEAKER_01: We're living in this world where there is a maw that is literally consuming
- 48:35SPEAKER_01: the souls of millions and millions and millions of people.
- 48:39SPEAKER_01: And these fucking retards are worried about being nice.
- 48:44SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 48:45SPEAKER_00: So, yeah.
- 48:49SPEAKER_00: So it's interesting, you know, um, all right.
- 48:52SPEAKER_00: So let's, uh,
- 48:54SPEAKER_00: take some deep breaths,
- 48:55SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 48:56SPEAKER_00: we'll do a little bit of yoga meditation,
- 48:57SPEAKER_00: a little
- 48:58SPEAKER_00: bit, a little bit of ASMR and, uh, change topics.
- 49:02SPEAKER_01: Have a little green tea.
- 49:04SPEAKER_00: And I have a little green tea.
- 49:06SPEAKER_00: I'm actually having a little bit of green lemonade limeade.
- 49:09SPEAKER_00: I'm addicted to that really cheap Publix lemonade that comes in the jug, the plastic jug.
- 49:18SPEAKER_00: It probably has microplastics that go right to my balls or something.
- 49:21SPEAKER_00: But I really like it.
- 49:23SPEAKER_00: It's got a glass of it that's more sugar than three Cokes.
- 49:29SPEAKER_00: But whatever, bro.
- 49:30SPEAKER_00: It tastes good.
- 49:33SPEAKER_00: I lifted today.
- 49:34SPEAKER_00: I've been doing a new lifting program.
- 49:37SPEAKER_00: Did some squats, some Romanian deadlifts, some bench pressing.
- 49:41SPEAKER_00: Been trying to get swole again from back in the day.
- 49:47SPEAKER_00: But what I want to talk to people about is I wanted to kind of go back to I work
- 49:54SPEAKER_00: with a lot of young people and they're like between the ages of like 20 and like 28
- 49:58SPEAKER_00: or so.
- 50:00SPEAKER_00: They're pretty cool.
- 50:01SPEAKER_00: And I always talk about like,
- 50:03SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 50:04SPEAKER_00: what, if there are issues or problems, what's going on and that kind of stuff.
- 50:08SPEAKER_00: I like to, you know, kind of keep up with stuff.
- 50:11SPEAKER_00: And I know a lot of young people from the different like groups,
- 50:15SPEAKER_00: both in my church and like our friend groups tend to be a little bit younger.
- 50:21SPEAKER_00: So I'm kind of on,
- 50:24SPEAKER_00: I've met a lot of people and I've noticed one thing like
- 50:27SPEAKER_00: that struck me like This struck me recently,
- 50:31SPEAKER_00: and I don't know if you guys – I'm going to upset people right now.
- 50:34SPEAKER_00: I probably upset people every time we do this podcast, but I'm going to upset people.
- 50:38SPEAKER_00: I've noticed that a lot of young people are absolutely boring, right?
- 50:44SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 50:45SPEAKER_00: I don't mean boring compared to me right now, right?
- 50:52SPEAKER_00: You can't compare a young person to me because I've got 43 years of stuff in my brain.
- 50:59SPEAKER_00: But I'm talking about they're boring compared to me when I was their age.
- 51:03SPEAKER_00: And I feel like they're just dull and they have no interest in anything.
- 51:09SPEAKER_00: And I feel like everybody,
- 51:11SPEAKER_00: including our own generation, is progressively becoming more and more dull.
- 51:19SPEAKER_00: Nobody's into anything anymore.
- 51:20SPEAKER_00: There's nothing interesting going on.
- 51:23SPEAKER_00: It's just like I go talk to people And I tried to strike up a conversation
- 51:28SPEAKER_00: about something, and it's absolutely boring.
- 51:31SPEAKER_00: It's like nobody knows anything.
- 51:33SPEAKER_00: I'm like, hey, have you seen this movie?
- 51:35SPEAKER_00: I've never heard of it.
- 51:35SPEAKER_00: Have you seen this?
- 51:36SPEAKER_00: Never heard of it.
- 51:37SPEAKER_00: Have you read any books?
- 51:38SPEAKER_00: You haven't read any fucking books.
- 51:39SPEAKER_00: He's like, nobody reads.
- 51:40SPEAKER_00: Nobody watches movies.
- 51:42SPEAKER_00: What do people do?
- 51:45SPEAKER_00: It's like everybody's become retarded.
- 51:48SPEAKER_00: I don't get it.
- 51:50SPEAKER_00: Are you seeing that at all, or is it just me?
- 51:52SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 51:56SPEAKER_01: It's hard to say because living in this tiny rural town, it's almost like 30 years ago.
- 52:03SPEAKER_01: Today was the National Day of Prayer and I participated in that.
- 52:08SPEAKER_01: It was funny because I stepped through a liminal space 30 years ago back to like
- 52:15SPEAKER_01: the Christian Protestant youth group.
- 52:17SPEAKER_01: It was hilarious.
- 52:18SPEAKER_01: You'd think all the stuff that we've been talking about,
- 52:21SPEAKER_01: about all the things that have happened to the Protestant churches out here,
- 52:26SPEAKER_01: you'd think somehow they've been spared it.
- 52:28SPEAKER_01: I suspect that probably has to do with the fact
- 52:30SPEAKER_01: that most people here are still somewhat connected with it being rural
- 52:35SPEAKER_01: and agricultural.
- 52:36SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
- 52:37SPEAKER_01: They haven't been straight mind raped by the cosmopolitan machinations of the city.
- 52:48SPEAKER_01: And also, it's hard to say because I spend most of my time with high schoolers these days.
- 52:53SPEAKER_01: And a lot of them are really interesting.
- 52:54SPEAKER_01: We have great conversations.
- 52:56SPEAKER_00: That's good to hear.
- 52:57SPEAKER_00: That's really good to hear.
- 52:58SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 52:59SPEAKER_01: I mean, part of it I fear is like, gosh, I hope I'm not boring.
- 53:01SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't think I am.
- 53:02SPEAKER_01: I don't think I'm dull.
- 53:04SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm certainly not to the level of like some of the subjects that I teach.
- 53:08SPEAKER_01: Like next week,
- 53:09SPEAKER_01: we're going to be doing the letters of we're going to do some letters of John Adams
- 53:13SPEAKER_01: and Thomas Jefferson.
- 53:14SPEAKER_01: And I'm sure these guys would look at me and be like, shut up, retard.
- 53:17SPEAKER_01: You know, it just.
- 53:18SPEAKER_01: Complete trash.
- 53:21SPEAKER_01: But at least as far as the current day and age, I think I do okay.
- 53:24SPEAKER_01: I think the students do okay.
- 53:29SPEAKER_01: But you can see the data cattle.
- 53:31SPEAKER_01: You can see the diner goths.
- 53:34SPEAKER_00: Correct.
- 53:38SPEAKER_01: The kids that are bad are bad.
- 53:41SPEAKER_01: Are super fucking bad.
- 53:44SPEAKER_01: I confiscated a phone this week and the kid
- 53:46SPEAKER_01: that really told me Like he said something under his breath and I turned around
- 53:50SPEAKER_01: and I'm like, is there a problem?
- 53:52SPEAKER_01: And he's like, you heard what I said, you little bitch.
- 53:54SPEAKER_01: I just looked right at him.
- 53:55SPEAKER_01: I'm like, okay, that's a decision.
- 53:57SPEAKER_01: And you know, whatever.
- 53:58SPEAKER_01: But like the dude had chrome in his face, like literally carrying a teddy bear on his back.
- 54:06SPEAKER_01: Blonde, like just completely this trimmed out loser.
- 54:09SPEAKER_01: And I'm just thinking to myself, man,
- 54:12SPEAKER_01: you get out there and you're going to have that chrome just ripped out of your face,
- 54:14SPEAKER_01: dude.
- 54:15SPEAKER_01: I can't say shit like that.
- 54:18SPEAKER_01: So like,
- 54:19SPEAKER_01: maybe that's my perspective is that I'm probably kind of insulated because
- 54:23SPEAKER_01: the nature of where I am, but the bad is really fucking bad.
- 54:27SPEAKER_00: I can only imagine.
- 54:28SPEAKER_00: I just, I feel like there's,
- 54:35SPEAKER_00: and I was kind of wrecking my mind,
- 54:36SPEAKER_00: like what is the deal with a lot of people is like that,
- 54:43SPEAKER_00: to be honest, there's always been boring people.
- 54:46SPEAKER_00: There's always been boring people.
- 54:50SPEAKER_00: And they've been just absolutely dullard.
- 54:54SPEAKER_00: But I remember when I was 20,
- 54:57SPEAKER_00: 21 year old,
- 54:58SPEAKER_00: I could go and sit down somewhere and have great conversation with people.
- 55:01SPEAKER_00: And you met people that had interests.
- 55:03SPEAKER_00: That's kind of what seems to be missing.
- 55:06SPEAKER_00: And I'm not talking about like, oh, I collect Funko Pops and that kind of stuff.
- 55:10SPEAKER_00: People were like, oh, I'm into books or I'm into this or I'm into history or that kind of stuff.
- 55:15SPEAKER_00: Like deeper level of interest.
- 55:18SPEAKER_00: That went beyond like that.
- 55:20SPEAKER_00: And look, there are people like that.
- 55:22SPEAKER_00: I'm not saying that everybody's like this.
- 55:23SPEAKER_00: There's tons of people.
- 55:24SPEAKER_00: There's a lot of people that like post on Substack are very much like this.
- 55:27SPEAKER_00: Just the act of actually posting and writing on Substack makes you more interesting
- 55:32SPEAKER_00: than a lot of people, to be honest.
- 55:33SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 55:34SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 55:35SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking about, I'm thinking some of the people I know here.
- 55:37SPEAKER_01: One of my, one of my, Co-workers, hunts, you know, that's his interests.
- 55:42SPEAKER_01: He owns a farm, he hunts, he does stuff like that.
- 55:45SPEAKER_01: I've got equestrians.
- 55:48SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking of this one kid who's just, he is a complete bonkers ball of energy.
- 55:53SPEAKER_01: And he's one of those guys who's,
- 55:55SPEAKER_01: you know,
- 55:56SPEAKER_01: Every Monday,
- 55:57SPEAKER_01: he's telling me about the crazy stuff he did on this four-wheeler
- 55:59SPEAKER_01: and almost got himself wrapped around a tree and shit like that.
- 56:02SPEAKER_01: But he's got interests.
- 56:03SPEAKER_01: He clearly knows what he's doing.
- 56:07SPEAKER_01: I got fishermen.
- 56:08SPEAKER_01: I got fishermen all over the place.
- 56:09SPEAKER_01: And you ask them, like, oh, hey, what'd you catch?
- 56:12SPEAKER_01: And they go into this autistic description of every single fish they caught
- 56:17SPEAKER_01: that weekend and where to find them.
- 56:19SPEAKER_01: And so there's clearly interests.
- 56:21SPEAKER_01: There's clearly interests.
- 56:23SPEAKER_01: Again, I suspect it's probably...
- 56:26SPEAKER_01: Again, I suspect it's probably because I'm, you know, I'm in a rural place.
- 56:32SPEAKER_01: But I think of the teachers.
- 56:35SPEAKER_01: Maybe this is maybe this is where it is.
- 56:37SPEAKER_01: I think of the teachers and I think of the teachers that are not from our town.
- 56:42SPEAKER_01: That's where that's where probably some of the worst are.
- 56:45SPEAKER_01: And I start talking to people.
- 56:47SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I started doing my thing.
- 56:48SPEAKER_01: Like today I was sharing some of the stuff
- 56:50SPEAKER_01: you know,
- 56:51SPEAKER_01: I've been writing like for class and like talking about astronomy and,
- 56:54SPEAKER_01: you know, astronavigation and like all these things.
- 56:57SPEAKER_01: And these guys, like their eyes just glaze over like.
- 57:00SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't understand that works, you know, because it is the same thing.
- 57:06SPEAKER_00: Like I'll go to a party or something like that.
- 57:09SPEAKER_00: I actually went to a party, well, an eight-year-old's party
- 57:13SPEAKER_01: this weekend,
- 57:16SPEAKER_00: right?
- 57:19SPEAKER_00: And for you guys that have kids, man, parties,
- 57:26SPEAKER_00: they can be good.
- 57:27SPEAKER_00: They can be bad.
- 57:28SPEAKER_00: They're usually bad.
- 57:29SPEAKER_00: But it's not the kids' part.
- 57:31SPEAKER_00: The kids' part, I don't mind at all.
- 57:33SPEAKER_00: It's actually the parents I'm not a fan of, you know?
- 57:38SPEAKER_00: So having a girl,
- 57:40SPEAKER_00: I get to kind of skate out of a lot of the parties because my wife takes her to all
- 57:46SPEAKER_00: the birthday parties because they're usually just,
- 57:48SPEAKER_00: they're girl parties and it's all moms.
- 57:51SPEAKER_00: And it's just like awkward for like me as a dude to just stand there like, Hey, what's up?
- 57:55SPEAKER_01: I can just imagine you go into a girl's birthday party and brooding in the corner
- 57:59SPEAKER_01: with your copy of demons or something.
- 58:01SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know, like, what's up, girls?
- 58:03SPEAKER_00: You know, like, who's this creep, you know?
- 58:05SPEAKER_00: I'm like the guy, like, in that meme, in that corner meme, you know?
- 58:11SPEAKER_00: I'm like,
- 58:12SPEAKER_00: they don't know I'm thinking about the,
- 58:14SPEAKER_00: you know, the orthodox ortho bro split or whatever, you know?
- 58:19SPEAKER_01: Mommy?
- 58:20SPEAKER_01: Mommy, why did we invite the scary precious man to our party?
- 58:25SPEAKER_01: Why did we invite Smeagol?
- 58:26SPEAKER_00: This is not good.
- 58:30SPEAKER_00: I usually dread these things.
- 58:33SPEAKER_00: But I had to go this Sunday because my wife,
- 58:37SPEAKER_00: she was working on a project and I'm like, of course, I'll go.
- 58:41SPEAKER_00: And I went.
- 58:43SPEAKER_00: And there's a few dudes, and the guys there were so boring.
- 58:47SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to lie.
- 58:48SPEAKER_00: There's just some guys that just military talked,
- 58:54SPEAKER_00: and I'm just
- 58:54SPEAKER_01: like, I don't want to talk about that shit.
- 58:56SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I don't want to do it.
- 59:00SPEAKER_00: I just want to have a normal conversation about interesting stuff.
- 59:04SPEAKER_00: You just can't.
- 59:07SPEAKER_00: I, you know, I, I looked around and I saw a mom with a bunch of tattoos and stuff.
- 59:10SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, oh, I'm going to talk to her.
- 59:11SPEAKER_00: And then I ended up talking about,
- 59:12SPEAKER_00: you know, you know, talking about anime with her for like an hour.
- 59:17SPEAKER_00: And I was like, okay, okay.
- 59:19SPEAKER_00: I'm having a good time.
- 59:20SPEAKER_00: This is fun.
- 59:21SPEAKER_00: And then I met the, the dad of the, the kid whose partner he was, and he was Bolivian actually.
- 59:26SPEAKER_00: He's a Bolivian immigrant thing that moved here like 20, 30 years ago.
- 59:29SPEAKER_00: And he was really smart dude.
- 59:31SPEAKER_00: And, uh, I had a blast hanging out with him.
- 59:34SPEAKER_00: I was like, oh, I actually had a good time.
- 59:36SPEAKER_00: But it was because he was interesting because he was a weird living guy.
- 59:41SPEAKER_00: He was older.
- 59:43SPEAKER_00: His daughter was turning nine, but he was in his 50s.
- 59:46SPEAKER_00: He had her much younger, much older.
- 59:50SPEAKER_00: And we talked about how the state has changed.
- 59:53SPEAKER_00: And he's lived in South Carolina since the 90s and in this area.
- 59:58SPEAKER_00: And he's like, yeah, when I moved here, there was nothing here and all this interesting stuff.
- 1:00:01SPEAKER_00: And I was like, okay, this is interesting stuff.
- 1:00:04SPEAKER_00: But you meet people and it's just like, let's talk about
- 1:00:08SPEAKER_01: sports ball.
- 1:00:09SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, sports ball and the weather are like the worst things.
- 1:00:15SPEAKER_00: But I was thinking about, we're always talking about young guys have a hard time.
- 1:00:20SPEAKER_00: So I was thinking, what are some of the causes to people being exceptionally boring?
- 1:00:24SPEAKER_00: And I think it's the internet to a certain degree.
- 1:00:27SPEAKER_00: Not the internet itself, but the algorithm.
- 1:00:31SPEAKER_00: The way the algorithm is curated makes everything boring.
- 1:00:34SPEAKER_00: I feel like If you scroll through Instagram and stuff,
- 1:00:37SPEAKER_00: you start seeing the same kind of memes over and over,
- 1:00:39SPEAKER_00: which are just copies of the same memes.
- 1:00:42SPEAKER_00: But back in 15 years ago,
- 1:00:45SPEAKER_00: when YouTube first started,
- 1:00:46SPEAKER_00: we used to get like Kind of like creative, like,
- 1:00:49SPEAKER_00: you know, the stuff that became like memes and like became like all over the place.
- 1:00:53SPEAKER_00: They were like really different and like funny and like kind of unique.
- 1:00:57SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 1:00:58SPEAKER_00: Well, like nowadays,
- 1:00:59SPEAKER_00: like it's like algorithm chasers and the algorithm kind of decides everything
- 1:01:03SPEAKER_00: for you.
- 1:01:04SPEAKER_00: So you become kind of like locked into like a side, like little pocket of things, you know, and.
- 1:01:12SPEAKER_00: The other thing I think about is that there is really a lack of third places.
- 1:01:17SPEAKER_00: When we were young,
- 1:01:19SPEAKER_00: there was coffee shops everywhere where I grew up,
- 1:01:21SPEAKER_00: and there was 18 over clubs where you could still go to and dance and stuff.
- 1:01:29SPEAKER_00: People danced.
- 1:01:30SPEAKER_00: I don't know if people dance anymore.
- 1:01:31SPEAKER_00: You go to a club and get your clubbing on.
- 1:01:36SPEAKER_00: Nobody can afford it.
- 1:01:37SPEAKER_00: I don't know if you guys have been to a bar lately.
- 1:01:41SPEAKER_00: Bars are unaffordable.
- 1:01:42SPEAKER_00: I don't know, at least where I live right now.
- 1:01:44SPEAKER_01: It's rough.
- 1:01:45SPEAKER_00: It's rough.
- 1:01:47SPEAKER_00: 15 years ago at a bar, I used to go to three or four bars on the same street.
- 1:01:54SPEAKER_00: I used to go bar hopping on Fridays and stuff.
- 1:01:57SPEAKER_00: Your average beer was $1.50, $2.
- 1:01:58SPEAKER_00: This is in California.
- 1:02:00SPEAKER_00: If you wanted a fancier beer, maybe $6 tops.
- 1:02:05SPEAKER_00: But, you know,
- 1:02:06SPEAKER_00: most of the,
- 1:02:07SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 1:02:08SPEAKER_00: you can get a can of PBR for,
- 1:02:09SPEAKER_00: you know, a dollar on Wednesdays and usually like $2.50.
- 1:02:14SPEAKER_00: Otherwise, most bars I went, and this is like I said, California, Los Angeles County, right?
- 1:02:20SPEAKER_00: You can get like a Coors Light Bottles for a dollar, you know, or like Bud Light Bottles.
- 1:02:26SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, you go to a bar now and like your drink is like $9 for like a beer, you know?
- 1:02:31SPEAKER_00: Like who the hell can afford that?
- 1:02:34SPEAKER_00: Except for stupid fucking boomers.
- 1:02:35SPEAKER_00: And that's all there is.
- 1:02:36SPEAKER_00: Everywhere I go out here is just stupid, fat fucking boomers everywhere, dude.
- 1:02:41SPEAKER_00: And they go, what do young guys ever go out?
- 1:02:44SPEAKER_00: Well, because everything is too expensive.
- 1:02:47SPEAKER_00: And in the places you can't afford, you get shot because the police don't do their job.
- 1:02:50SPEAKER_00: So it's like...
- 1:02:53SPEAKER_00: It's like, cool, man.
- 1:02:55SPEAKER_00: But there isn't anything to do for anybody.
- 1:02:57SPEAKER_00: So this combination of like internet brain rot makes, right?
- 1:03:01SPEAKER_00: And like people say like, oh, but they do a lot of creative stuff online.
- 1:03:04SPEAKER_00: People do creative,
- 1:03:05SPEAKER_00: but they don't really because it's like five seconds at a time of like scrolling
- 1:03:09SPEAKER_00: and it leads to a complete lack of attention span and nothing good gets made,
- 1:03:15SPEAKER_00: you know?
- 1:03:15SPEAKER_00: And it's just like a lot of nothingness, you know?
- 1:03:17SPEAKER_00: When we talked about like,
- 1:03:20SPEAKER_00: you know, like, The whole idea of the dating problems and the dating stuff, right?
- 1:03:31SPEAKER_00: I think a lot of people have a lot of the dating ideas backwards.
- 1:03:34SPEAKER_00: I think a lot of guys have this backwards.
- 1:03:36SPEAKER_00: I think a lot of guys think that they need to find a girl and they find a girl
- 1:03:41SPEAKER_00: and they imagine this fantasy about her and then they try to match themselves
- 1:03:45SPEAKER_00: to this girl.
- 1:03:47SPEAKER_00: I think that's the ass backwards way of doing things.
- 1:03:50SPEAKER_00: I think that the number one thing you need to do is become interesting.
- 1:03:54SPEAKER_00: I think that if you focus on yourself and you become interesting, become not boring.
- 1:04:02SPEAKER_00: People will come to you.
- 1:04:03SPEAKER_00: You will get stuff.
- 1:04:05SPEAKER_00: People will come to you.
- 1:04:07SPEAKER_00: I think too many people are focused on either a perfecting one little tiny thing or whatever.
- 1:04:13SPEAKER_00: And I think we should really just strive to be interesting.
- 1:04:18SPEAKER_00: That's the whole point.
- 1:04:19SPEAKER_00: And I think we should be a very wide C perspective.
- 1:04:25SPEAKER_00: And sometimes it can be shallow.
- 1:04:27SPEAKER_00: It's okay to know little about a lot of things.
- 1:04:30SPEAKER_00: That makes you interesting.
- 1:04:34SPEAKER_00: That's really kind of the idea of the liberal education.
- 1:04:38SPEAKER_00: Liberal education is not about bearing down and becoming an expert in something.
- 1:04:44SPEAKER_00: No, it's about having a wide but shallow sea of knowledge, of interest.
- 1:04:51SPEAKER_00: And I think that There's so much of this like,
- 1:04:55SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 1:04:55SPEAKER_00: like for example,
- 1:04:56SPEAKER_00: like with youth sport or I don't know in your area,
- 1:04:59SPEAKER_00: but like the whole idea of this whole traveling sport thing or whatever
- 1:05:03SPEAKER_00: and turning your like athlete kid or whatever
- 1:05:05SPEAKER_00: into like this division one athlete going to get into college
- 1:05:08SPEAKER_00: because he plays volleyball or whatever, right?
- 1:05:11SPEAKER_00: It's absurd to me.
- 1:05:13SPEAKER_00: Yes, all young people should play sports.
- 1:05:15SPEAKER_00: You and I should be playing sports or having a sport, right?
- 1:05:20SPEAKER_00: But we need to just be like,
- 1:05:21SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to become an NFL player and my kid's not going to become an NFL player
- 1:05:25SPEAKER_00: and I'm not going to...
- 1:05:27SPEAKER_00: They spend so much time on this high school sport or middle school sport
- 1:05:32SPEAKER_00: that they don't get any of the other experiences that they need
- 1:05:35SPEAKER_00: to become interesting people.
- 1:05:37SPEAKER_00: The kid that spends his entire time being driven to away soccer games
- 1:05:42SPEAKER_00: in high school is not a cool kid, my dudes.
- 1:05:45SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 1:05:46SPEAKER_00: You're not serving them.
- 1:05:48SPEAKER_00: Because they become fucking boring.
- 1:05:52SPEAKER_00: I'm going to find a
- 1:05:53SPEAKER_01: quote here.
- 1:05:54SPEAKER_01: I'm going to find a quote here.
- 1:05:58SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
- 1:05:58SPEAKER_01: Keep talking.
- 1:05:59SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
- 1:06:00SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
- 1:06:00SPEAKER_00: Well, like what I'm saying is like there should be multiple interests, right?
- 1:06:06SPEAKER_00: Like young people should have multiple interests.
- 1:06:07SPEAKER_00: You should have music and art and sports, you know, and old people.
- 1:06:12SPEAKER_00: And when I say old people, I mean people like us, right?
- 1:06:14SPEAKER_00: We really should have multiple interests.
- 1:06:15SPEAKER_00: I think a well-rounded man should have a like intellectual interest,
- 1:06:22SPEAKER_00: an athletic interest, and then their actual profession.
- 1:06:26SPEAKER_00: Those all should be separate.
- 1:06:28SPEAKER_00: And we should have a hobby, a fun hobby.
- 1:06:32SPEAKER_00: And you don't have to be perfect at it.
- 1:06:35SPEAKER_00: And the goal of a good hobby,
- 1:06:39SPEAKER_00: a good hobby cannot be about making you money or getting you likes on YouTube.
- 1:06:47SPEAKER_00: If your hobby is painting like Warhammer miniatures, for example, paint Warhammer miniatures.
- 1:06:56SPEAKER_00: But if your hobby,
- 1:06:57SPEAKER_00: but if what you're doing is like YouTubing yourself,
- 1:07:00SPEAKER_00: painting Warhammer miniatures and maintaining your channel and all that stuff,
- 1:07:05SPEAKER_00: well, your hobby is not Warhammer miniatures.
- 1:07:07SPEAKER_00: It's fucking YouTubing.
- 1:07:09SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 1:07:10SPEAKER_00: And a lot of stuff needs to, you know, and then you're no longer taking a joy in doing it.
- 1:07:15SPEAKER_00: You're basically just monetizing it for likes and clicks and stuff, you know?
- 1:07:21SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:07:22SPEAKER_01: So I found the quote.
- 1:07:25SPEAKER_01: And I think it's a great place because with that YouTube example, it's perfect for this.
- 1:07:29SPEAKER_01: And as with all things, Robert Heinlein speaks of this.
- 1:07:33SPEAKER_01: A human being should be able to change a diaper,
- 1:07:35SPEAKER_01: plan an invasion,
- 1:07:36SPEAKER_01: butcher a hog,
- 1:07:37SPEAKER_01: con a ship,
- 1:07:37SPEAKER_01: design a building,
- 1:07:38SPEAKER_01: write a sonnet,
- 1:07:39SPEAKER_01: balance accounts,
- 1:07:40SPEAKER_01: build a wall,
- 1:07:40SPEAKER_01: set a bone,
- 1:07:41SPEAKER_01: comfort the dying,
- 1:07:42SPEAKER_01: take orders,
- 1:07:43SPEAKER_01: give orders,
- 1:07:43SPEAKER_01: cooperate,
- 1:07:44SPEAKER_01: act alone,
- 1:07:45SPEAKER_01: solve equations,
- 1:07:46SPEAKER_01: analyze a new problem,
- 1:07:47SPEAKER_01: pitch manure,
- 1:07:48SPEAKER_01: program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
- 1:07:52SPEAKER_01: Specialization is for insects.
- 1:07:55SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 1:07:56SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
- 1:07:57SPEAKER_01: There it is.
- 1:07:57SPEAKER_01: That's it.
- 1:07:59SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 1:08:00SPEAKER_00: And I think that way too much of our culture of raising young men,
- 1:08:04SPEAKER_00: including us, right, is forcing specialization, you know, and it's not a good thing.
- 1:08:10SPEAKER_00: We should not be special.
- 1:08:11SPEAKER_00: We should be interesting.
- 1:08:12SPEAKER_00: We should be, you know, I should like people always like, I should get this line.
- 1:08:16SPEAKER_00: This is not me being blowing smoke on my ass.
- 1:08:19SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 1:08:20SPEAKER_00: But I get people always telling me shit like, man, how do you know all this shit?
- 1:08:25SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 1:08:25SPEAKER_00: I just randomly read shit.
- 1:08:26SPEAKER_00: I drink coffee
- 1:08:27SPEAKER_01: and know things.
- 1:08:28SPEAKER_00: I kind of hate that that's considered cringe and stuff, but it's like, I don't know.
- 1:08:34SPEAKER_00: I'm like, oh, what does that do?
- 1:08:37SPEAKER_00: So I read about it,
- 1:08:38SPEAKER_00: and I know it, and I put it in my mental spank bank, basically, to bring it out.
- 1:08:43SPEAKER_00: I find it interesting.
- 1:08:45SPEAKER_00: I think that's what my grandpa used to be.
- 1:08:50SPEAKER_00: He used to always know everything about stuff.
- 1:08:55SPEAKER_00: I remember I was a little kid and one day I walked in on him
- 1:08:58SPEAKER_00: and he's fucking sculpting a statue out of clay.
- 1:09:02SPEAKER_00: I'm like...
- 1:09:03SPEAKER_00: I didn't know grandpa was a sculptor.
- 1:09:04SPEAKER_00: And he's like, I'm not.
- 1:09:06SPEAKER_00: But he sculpted his amazing statue.
- 1:09:08SPEAKER_00: And he started sculpting stuff all of a sudden.
- 1:09:10SPEAKER_00: And he always did sculpting, right?
- 1:09:11SPEAKER_00: But he designed planes for a living most of his life.
- 1:09:15SPEAKER_00: And then he did math for fun and all this stuff.
- 1:09:18SPEAKER_00: And he banged a bunch of stewardesses in the early days of the air travel.
- 1:09:22SPEAKER_00: And he traveled all over the place.
- 1:09:28SPEAKER_00: You gotta be interesting, man.
- 1:09:30SPEAKER_00: You gotta do it for like the joy of it, right?
- 1:09:33SPEAKER_00: Every second you're sitting here like staring
- 1:09:35SPEAKER_00: at some stupid fucking like Instagram feed and like scrolling into it,
- 1:09:40SPEAKER_00: it's a net negative on your life, okay?
- 1:09:44SPEAKER_00: And you really should be reading books, doing push-ups, having fun, napping.
- 1:09:49SPEAKER_00: Napping is more valuable than any scrolling you're doing on you.
- 1:09:53SPEAKER_00: Why?
- 1:09:53SPEAKER_00: Because doing naps, you dream, right?
- 1:09:57SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 1:09:57SPEAKER_00: And it's more important than sitting there scrolling through,
- 1:10:00SPEAKER_00: like, idiocy on, like, you know, social media.
- 1:10:03SPEAKER_00: And I think that, like,
- 1:10:07SPEAKER_00: we've talked about the problem with young people or whatever
- 1:10:09SPEAKER_00: and how can we help them.
- 1:10:11SPEAKER_00: I think that's kind of, this is my answer.
- 1:10:12SPEAKER_00: My answer is become fucking interesting, okay?
- 1:10:16SPEAKER_00: Things are going to suck.
- 1:10:17SPEAKER_00: Everything sucks.
- 1:10:19SPEAKER_00: That's the fact.
- 1:10:20SPEAKER_00: Can't change that.
- 1:10:21SPEAKER_00: But you can just make the best of it and be interesting, you know?
- 1:10:25SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 1:10:27SPEAKER_00: Garden.
- 1:10:28SPEAKER_00: I don't do shit.
- 1:10:30SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 1:10:30SPEAKER_00: Or just learn stuff and have conversations.
- 1:10:35SPEAKER_00: People don't understand what the value of conversation is.
- 1:10:39SPEAKER_00: A human being,
- 1:10:40SPEAKER_00: a man or a woman that can communicate with And be pleasant to be around and have
- 1:10:47SPEAKER_00: a good conversation with is so valuable.
- 1:10:50SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 1:10:50SPEAKER_00: People like that.
- 1:10:51SPEAKER_00: People want to be around people where they can talk to, that they enjoy listening to.
- 1:10:56SPEAKER_00: And if you can do that, like you are so much better off than so many people.
- 1:11:03SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 1:11:03SPEAKER_00: I, you know, back,
- 1:11:05SPEAKER_00: back in Back in the day,
- 1:11:08SPEAKER_00: and sometimes even that can be tired,
- 1:11:10SPEAKER_00: but back when I was on my old adventures through the South Pacific,
- 1:11:17SPEAKER_00: when we were done doing our projects and work and stuff,
- 1:11:20SPEAKER_00: I'd get back to the hotel where I was staying,
- 1:11:23SPEAKER_00: and all I wanted to do was go to the hotel veranda overlooking the Bismarck Sea,
- 1:11:29SPEAKER_00: watch the beautiful sunset, and listen to the ocean, hit the shore, and
- 1:11:37SPEAKER_00: Eat my grilled fish and rice from the restaurant and just drink a long black from
- 1:11:43SPEAKER_00: the espresso machine and just fucking read and chain smoke cigarettes for like four
- 1:11:48SPEAKER_00: or five hours, right?
- 1:11:49SPEAKER_00: Maybe have a glass of wine that the waitresses would bring me.
- 1:11:52SPEAKER_00: That's all I wanted to do.
- 1:11:53SPEAKER_00: But everybody would come and sit down and want to talk to me, right?
- 1:11:57SPEAKER_00: And they would ask me a question.
- 1:11:59SPEAKER_00: Let me tell you about something, you know?
- 1:12:01SPEAKER_00: And I realized that, like...
- 1:12:03SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I would get really – or they would tell me about their family
- 1:12:07SPEAKER_00: or their wives cheating on them or all their problems and listen to my opinion
- 1:12:11SPEAKER_00: on it.
- 1:12:12SPEAKER_00: And for a long time, I realized that – I was like, man, that kind of sucks.
- 1:12:16SPEAKER_00: But then I realized, you know what?
- 1:12:18SPEAKER_00: No, that's what being a human is about.
- 1:12:19SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to be selfish and sit here by myself like a weirdo.
- 1:12:23SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:12:26SPEAKER_00: I'm going to have a conversation because that's what humans are about.
- 1:12:29SPEAKER_00: We're supposed to have good conversations, right?
- 1:12:32SPEAKER_00: Enjoy things, like argue about things.
- 1:12:34SPEAKER_00: And that idea is kind of what got me to start this podcast later on.
- 1:12:38SPEAKER_00: And it is important, right?
- 1:12:42SPEAKER_00: Doing this podcast is tiring.
- 1:12:45SPEAKER_00: Like when we're done, sometimes I'm tired, but I also feel very revitalized when we're done.
- 1:12:50SPEAKER_00: I have this energy because we did something interactive.
- 1:12:53SPEAKER_00: We did something interesting, you know?
- 1:12:55SPEAKER_00: Did something human.
- 1:12:57SPEAKER_00: It does something human, right?
- 1:12:58SPEAKER_00: Even though it's kind of a digital facsimile of it, it's still the best we can do, right?
- 1:13:03SPEAKER_00: And I think that that's my advice.
- 1:13:06SPEAKER_00: That's part of my advice to my daughter is just get into everything.
- 1:13:09SPEAKER_00: Do everything.
- 1:13:10SPEAKER_00: Be interesting.
- 1:13:11SPEAKER_00: Be the person that somebody comes up to you and asks a question.
- 1:13:16SPEAKER_00: Be the person that knows stuff.
- 1:13:20SPEAKER_00: Know about old movies and know about new movies.
- 1:13:23SPEAKER_00: Know about Marvel movies and know about sports teams and all this.
- 1:13:26SPEAKER_01: Know everything.
- 1:13:27SPEAKER_01: Just be interesting.
- 1:13:29SPEAKER_00: Know all the things.
- 1:13:29SPEAKER_01: Know everything.
- 1:13:30SPEAKER_00: And do a little bit of everything.
- 1:13:33SPEAKER_00: Try something.
- 1:13:34SPEAKER_00: Eat all the food.
- 1:13:35SPEAKER_00: I told myself that I will try every food at least once.
- 1:13:40SPEAKER_00: And that's how I ate stinky tofu in Taipei.
- 1:13:43SPEAKER_00: And that's how I ate a giant sea snail also in Taipei.
- 1:13:47SPEAKER_00: And wasabi jellyfish in Japan and all kinds of inhuman crap all over the world.
- 1:13:53SPEAKER_00: I've tasted it all.
- 1:13:55SPEAKER_00: You know why?
- 1:13:55SPEAKER_00: Because it's actually an interesting conversation piece.
- 1:13:58SPEAKER_00: Right?
- 1:13:59SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:13:59SPEAKER_00: When people bring up like, oh, it's weird stuff you've eaten.
- 1:14:01SPEAKER_00: I'm like, well, you know, I ate this giant sea snail and I gagged on it.
- 1:14:06SPEAKER_00: And then like made a giant jellyfish once, you know.
- 1:14:09SPEAKER_00: You know, it's fun.
- 1:14:10SPEAKER_01: You know, it's fun.
- 1:14:12SPEAKER_01: Because of some stuff going on at school.
- 1:14:14SPEAKER_01: We had a half day the other day.
- 1:14:16SPEAKER_01: And on half days,
- 1:14:17SPEAKER_01: I never do anything because a bunch of people typically don't even come
- 1:14:19SPEAKER_01: to school anyway.
- 1:14:20SPEAKER_01: So we're hanging out, right?
- 1:14:22SPEAKER_01: And I've left my bass and my amplifier at my classroom.
- 1:14:27SPEAKER_01: So I'll pull that thing out on occasion.
- 1:14:29SPEAKER_01: Re-taught myself how to play Jungle Boogie.
- 1:14:32SPEAKER_01: And then had a bunch of kids looking at me like, how the hell did you just do that?
- 1:14:34SPEAKER_01: I'm like, mm-hmm.
- 1:14:37SPEAKER_01: I do things because that's what you're talking about.
- 1:14:40SPEAKER_01: My teacher just retaught himself Jungle Boogie from memory.
- 1:14:44SPEAKER_01: Who does that?
- 1:14:44SPEAKER_01: I do.
- 1:14:45SPEAKER_01: Don't worry about it.
- 1:14:46SPEAKER_01: It's fine.
- 1:14:47SPEAKER_01: Everybody had a good laugh and it was whatever.
- 1:14:49SPEAKER_01: There you go.
- 1:14:51SPEAKER_00: I think that for us that are parents, just let your kids do stuff.
- 1:14:59SPEAKER_00: What I mean is that I think it's great to be
- 1:15:02SPEAKER_00: a very involved parent that's taking your kid to 17 dance classes,
- 1:15:06SPEAKER_00: 17 sports classes and stuff or whatever.
- 1:15:09SPEAKER_00: But some of the most valuable time I got when I was young,
- 1:15:16SPEAKER_00: especially in late middle school,
- 1:15:18SPEAKER_00: high school, was when my parents left me the fuck alone.
- 1:15:21SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 1:15:22SPEAKER_00: When I could just read stuff on my own or just...
- 1:15:28SPEAKER_00: Sit in the room and just scroll through the TV and find something I'm interested in
- 1:15:33SPEAKER_00: or go through my books or that kind of stuff.
- 1:15:36SPEAKER_00: I feel like we overburden young people and stuff with all the different activities,
- 1:15:42SPEAKER_00: all the different stuff.
- 1:15:43SPEAKER_00: No space to breathe.
- 1:15:47SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's no space to breathe.
- 1:15:48SPEAKER_00: There's no space for them to develop their own personality because the reality of Yes.
- 1:15:55SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 1:16:14SPEAKER_00: And if their teacher is the person that they love, it's very difficult to do that.
- 1:16:19SPEAKER_00: It's very difficult for them to revolt against their teacher in
- 1:16:24SPEAKER_00: a controlled environment because then bitterness happens between the parents and
- 1:16:29SPEAKER_00: the kids and that kind of stuff.
- 1:16:32SPEAKER_00: But yeah, they need to breathe.
- 1:16:33SPEAKER_00: And just for all of us though,
- 1:16:35SPEAKER_00: I think all of us are like deficient in a lot of things, you know?
- 1:16:39SPEAKER_00: We haven't read as much and we haven't seen as many movies and we haven't seen that much stuff.
- 1:16:43SPEAKER_00: And I'm thinking like,
- 1:16:44SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 1:16:44SPEAKER_00: maybe we should start putting together like lists,
- 1:16:47SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 1:16:47SPEAKER_00: like the black ibis recommended reading and recommended movie watching and all
- 1:16:52SPEAKER_00: that stuff.
- 1:16:53SPEAKER_00: So we can just try to make all of us more interesting, you know, more, right?
- 1:16:59SPEAKER_00: Like we'll come up with like, Watch these 10 movies this year, right?
- 1:17:03SPEAKER_00: Watch these 10 foreign movies and you're going to be able to talk about it, right?
- 1:17:07SPEAKER_00: Because if I like,
- 1:17:08SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 1:17:09SPEAKER_00: you talk about somebody like, you know, I tend to be a bit of a movie snob, right?
- 1:17:15SPEAKER_00: And I ask people like, oh, have you ever seen this movie?
- 1:17:17SPEAKER_00: And they're like, oh, I've never heard of it.
- 1:17:19SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, how about this movie?
- 1:17:20SPEAKER_00: Never heard of it.
- 1:17:21SPEAKER_00: I'm like, well, damn, damn.
- 1:17:23SPEAKER_00: You're not interesting, you know?
- 1:17:24SPEAKER_00: Like, have you ever heard of the greatest movie, I'm Under the Silver Lake?
- 1:17:27SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not even talking about it.
- 1:17:30SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 1:17:32SPEAKER_00: So I've become the consummate recommender of things lately.
- 1:17:37SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, you should watch this.
- 1:17:38SPEAKER_00: You should watch this.
- 1:17:38SPEAKER_00: You should watch this.
- 1:17:40SPEAKER_00: And I think that's a good thing.
- 1:17:43SPEAKER_00: We should be doing that.
- 1:17:44SPEAKER_00: We should be recommending stuff to people.
- 1:17:47SPEAKER_00: We should be telling people what to do, what to read and stuff.
- 1:17:50SPEAKER_00: Because I think that's probably one of the deficiencies of the lack of
- 1:17:55SPEAKER_00: a good monoculture is that there isn't like a...
- 1:17:58SPEAKER_00: Like a standardized canon anymore,
- 1:18:00SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 1:18:00SPEAKER_00: and by kind of like doing,
- 1:18:02SPEAKER_00: like bringing things back,
- 1:18:03SPEAKER_00: I think,
- 1:18:04SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 1:18:04SPEAKER_00: we can improve everybody's overall like knowledge and,
- 1:18:07SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 1:18:08SPEAKER_00: people go, well,
- 1:18:08SPEAKER_00: who cares about books and stuff,
- 1:18:10SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 1:18:11SPEAKER_00: movies and shit,
- 1:18:12SPEAKER_00: you know, like they're just, I mean, no, they make you interesting, man.
- 1:18:15SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry to say that, right?
- 1:18:16SPEAKER_00: Like art and, you know, entertainment and Knowing things, it's good.
- 1:18:22SPEAKER_00: It's good.
- 1:18:23SPEAKER_00: It's good for the human soul, man.
- 1:18:25SPEAKER_00: Totally good.
- 1:18:27SPEAKER_00: Being well-read,
- 1:18:28SPEAKER_00: being well-watched in the cultural things,
- 1:18:31SPEAKER_00: understanding things about science and the environment.
- 1:18:38SPEAKER_00: You know what always shocks me?
- 1:18:39SPEAKER_00: This is something that always shocks me when I talk to people,
- 1:18:42SPEAKER_00: is that they know nothing about where they live.
- 1:18:45SPEAKER_00: Right?
- 1:18:45SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
- 1:18:46SPEAKER_00: You've probably heard this cliche things,
- 1:18:48SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 1:18:49SPEAKER_00: people can name more celebrities than they can name birds in their backyard.
- 1:18:52SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:18:54SPEAKER_00: Right?
- 1:18:55SPEAKER_00: Like, and that's the truth, right?
- 1:18:57SPEAKER_00: You go look outside in your backyard,
- 1:18:59SPEAKER_00: and I don't know about you guys,
- 1:19:00SPEAKER_00: but my backyard's filled with crazy, you know, birds, right?
- 1:19:02SPEAKER_00: I've got, I got a bunch of robins, no, not robins, cardinals.
- 1:19:08SPEAKER_00: Cardinals are like my favorite bird back down here.
- 1:19:10SPEAKER_00: So you get cardinals, and they're mated bonded pairs, and they're sexually dimorphous.
- 1:19:17SPEAKER_00: So the males and females are very different than the cardinals, right?
- 1:19:20SPEAKER_00: The male Cardinals are the bright red ones, and the female Cardinals are these...
- 1:19:25SPEAKER_00: I think the female Cardinals are actually very pretty also.
- 1:19:28SPEAKER_00: They're like these brownish kind of...
- 1:19:32SPEAKER_00: And we always name them Cardi B because it just makes sense.
- 1:19:34SPEAKER_00: It's funny.
- 1:19:38SPEAKER_00: And there's Tufted Titmouses.
- 1:19:41SPEAKER_00: And then we have those mean bastards, mockingbirds, right?
- 1:19:44SPEAKER_00: Which are some of the meanest birds around.
- 1:19:47SPEAKER_00: And then we got our crows, which are some of my favorite.
- 1:19:51SPEAKER_00: For a few weeks, we had...
- 1:19:58SPEAKER_00: For a few weeks,
- 1:19:59SPEAKER_00: we had a pair of young,
- 1:20:02SPEAKER_00: I think they were adolescent morning doves that were living in
- 1:20:05SPEAKER_00: the bushes right outside my door.
- 1:20:08SPEAKER_00: And I would check on them every day and my daughter would check on them every day.
- 1:20:11SPEAKER_00: But I mean,
- 1:20:12SPEAKER_00: I can guarantee you,
- 1:20:13SPEAKER_00: like if I walked up to random people and I pointed to the dove,
- 1:20:16SPEAKER_00: they wouldn't know what kind of bird it is.
- 1:20:18SPEAKER_00: And that's sad to me.
- 1:20:19SPEAKER_00: You know,
- 1:20:19SPEAKER_00: it's sad to me that you don't know what a tough titmouse is,
- 1:20:22SPEAKER_00: even though you see him bouncing around, you know?
- 1:20:24SPEAKER_00: And It bothers me to a certain degree.
- 1:20:29SPEAKER_00: But what's even shocking is that a lot of people don't know the history of their town.
- 1:20:35SPEAKER_01: Oh, gosh.
- 1:20:36SPEAKER_01: I've been harping on this.
- 1:20:37SPEAKER_01: I've been harping on this.
- 1:20:40SPEAKER_01: We've got several Indians.
- 1:20:42SPEAKER_01: We've got Confederate smugglers.
- 1:20:45SPEAKER_01: We've got cattlemen.
- 1:20:47SPEAKER_01: We've got forts.
- 1:20:49SPEAKER_01: We've got everything.
- 1:20:50SPEAKER_01: And everyone's like, do I know?
- 1:20:53SPEAKER_01: Guys...
- 1:20:54SPEAKER_01: Here's a picture of our town founder hanging out with a bunch of Indians.
- 1:20:58SPEAKER_01: Check that out.
- 1:20:59SPEAKER_01: That's cool.
- 1:21:01SPEAKER_01: Let me tell you what this guy got up to during the war between the states.
- 1:21:05SPEAKER_01: Guy was a blockade runner.
- 1:21:08SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's cool.
- 1:21:11SPEAKER_01: Sometimes I think
- 1:21:16SPEAKER_00: Am I just weird?
- 1:21:19SPEAKER_00: Am I the kind of person that...
- 1:21:23SPEAKER_00: For example,
- 1:21:26SPEAKER_00: right up the street from where I live is the town of Port Royal, South Carolina.
- 1:21:33SPEAKER_00: And it's one of the oldest places in the country.
- 1:21:38SPEAKER_00: It was explored and named after the French...
- 1:21:45SPEAKER_00: Rebo, Jean Rebo, right?
- 1:21:48SPEAKER_00: And that was, look at Wikipedia, 1562, right?
- 1:21:54SPEAKER_00: And, you know, my church is actually on Rebo Road.
- 1:22:00SPEAKER_00: And I can guarantee you nobody knows what Rebo is or what it's named after, but no,
- 1:22:05SPEAKER_00: it's a, you know, French explorer that discovered the Port Royal area, right?
- 1:22:09SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 1:22:10SPEAKER_00: Right by my house, in my neighborhood, there's a street named Gibbet, right?
- 1:22:16SPEAKER_00: It's named Gibbet Road.
- 1:22:18SPEAKER_00: And when we first moved here, I was like, Gibbet?
- 1:22:20SPEAKER_00: That's really weird.
- 1:22:22SPEAKER_00: Isn't a Gibbet a thing where you hang people, right?
- 1:22:31SPEAKER_00: And I was like, yeah, it is.
- 1:22:33SPEAKER_00: It is a thing that you hang people, right?
- 1:22:35SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 1:22:35SPEAKER_00: And I was like, that's kind of weird.
- 1:22:37SPEAKER_00: And the street itself is kind of sinister, to be honest.
- 1:22:40SPEAKER_00: It has kind of a sinister vibe to it, right?
- 1:22:43SPEAKER_00: It's like it's back in the street through the swamp.
- 1:22:46SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, why would you name it Gibbett?
- 1:22:48SPEAKER_00: And then my wife's like, well, let's look it up.
- 1:22:50SPEAKER_00: Let's figure it out.
- 1:22:50SPEAKER_00: And this is maybe the first month we moved here, right?
- 1:22:54SPEAKER_00: And it bothered me because I'm like, it's kind of a weird name.
- 1:22:59SPEAKER_00: And it means the place where you hang people.
- 1:23:02SPEAKER_00: I wonder if it has anything to do with slave markets and slaves
- 1:23:05SPEAKER_00: because it is South Carolina, right?
- 1:23:08SPEAKER_00: So I actually looked it up in the Beaufort County Historical Society
- 1:23:15SPEAKER_00: and it actually has nothing to do with slaves.
- 1:23:17SPEAKER_00: It actually has everything to do with pirates, right?
- 1:23:21SPEAKER_00: And it's a place where they hung pirates in the Blackbeard era of this place, right?
- 1:23:28SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, oh, Well, that's freaking awesome, right?
- 1:23:32SPEAKER_00: This pirate ghost where I live in my neighborhood in the swamp, you know?
- 1:23:35SPEAKER_00: That's great.
- 1:23:37SPEAKER_00: And I have never met one fucking person in the four years I've lived here
- 1:23:40SPEAKER_00: that had any idea why that street is named that or even what it means.
- 1:23:43SPEAKER_00: And it really pisses me off.
- 1:23:44SPEAKER_00: I don't know why.
- 1:23:45SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 1:23:46SPEAKER_01: Hey, this reminds me when I went to Key West and I walked into the custom house
- 1:23:50SPEAKER_01: and I discovered the room where The beginning to the end of
- 1:23:56SPEAKER_01: the Spanish Empire happened and the rise of the American Empire began
- 1:23:59SPEAKER_01: where they decided what to do about the USS Maine.
- 1:24:02SPEAKER_01: I can just imagine the conversation that was in that room.
- 1:24:05SPEAKER_01: And all I did was like, oh, this is a cool looking building.
- 1:24:07SPEAKER_01: I'm going inside.
- 1:24:09SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 1:24:09SPEAKER_00: And you find cool stuff like that.
- 1:24:11SPEAKER_01: I have fucking awesome stuff.
- 1:24:14SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I think maybe I'm just a weirdo.
- 1:24:17SPEAKER_00: Maybe I should just stop thinking the way I do and just focus on memorizing Cardinals.
- 1:24:27SPEAKER_00: Instead of looking at Cardinals,
- 1:24:28SPEAKER_00: maybe I should watch baseball with Cardinals or something or whatever.
- 1:24:32SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 1:24:32SPEAKER_00: I don't get it.
- 1:24:34SPEAKER_00: I feel like there's so much interesting stuff around me.
- 1:24:38SPEAKER_00: In your everyday life.
- 1:24:39SPEAKER_00: There's so much interesting stuff from the type of trees.
- 1:24:43SPEAKER_00: Just so much interesting stuff.
- 1:24:45SPEAKER_00: And history and culture and everything.
- 1:24:48SPEAKER_00: And so many people are just fucking zombies.
- 1:24:52SPEAKER_00: Like you say, data cattle.
- 1:24:54SPEAKER_00: They just live their lives staring at their phones and go to their boring jobs.
- 1:25:00SPEAKER_00: Shoot the cud.
- 1:25:03SPEAKER_00: They're in the matrix.
- 1:25:05SPEAKER_00: They're in the matrix, but worse because they don't even serve a purpose.
- 1:25:09SPEAKER_00: They get sucked out of taxpayer money and that's it.
- 1:25:13SPEAKER_00: They're just breathing oxygen and making carbon monoxide.
- 1:25:17SPEAKER_00: It's a depressing existence to be dull.
- 1:25:20SPEAKER_00: Don't be dull.
- 1:25:21SPEAKER_00: Don't be dull.
- 1:25:23SPEAKER_01: Don't be dull.
- 1:25:26SPEAKER_00: Well, that was our speech for the day, guys.
- 1:25:28SPEAKER_00: I hope you guys enjoyed it.
- 1:25:30SPEAKER_00: Oh, there is one thing before we leave.
- 1:25:31SPEAKER_00: There is one thing before we leave, right?
- 1:25:33SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what's that?
- 1:25:34SPEAKER_00: You are reading a book that you're recommending I read.
- 1:25:37SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 1:25:38SPEAKER_01: I've begun reading Frank Kidd's Once Upon a Time in Argentina.
- 1:25:44SPEAKER_01: It hooked me immediately.
- 1:25:45SPEAKER_01: The first chapter are like five conversations I've had with you specifically.
- 1:25:51SPEAKER_01: So I feel like you would enjoy them.
- 1:25:54SPEAKER_01: I know that...
- 1:25:56SPEAKER_01: The military guys out there will definitely enjoy the book because it starts out
- 1:26:01SPEAKER_01: the whole first chapter is basically jokes about suicide.
- 1:26:04SPEAKER_01: And who doesn't love that?
- 1:26:05SPEAKER_01: And who doesn't love that?
- 1:26:07SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm excited about it.
- 1:26:10SPEAKER_01: The aesthetic of the book, it looks like a cool book.
- 1:26:16SPEAKER_01: I'm reading it at school because that's when I actually have the time to focus and read.
- 1:26:20SPEAKER_01: And I've had kids ask, they're like, what's that?
- 1:26:22SPEAKER_01: It's like, well, let me tell you.
- 1:26:24SPEAKER_01: You can't read it yet, but let me tell you what this is about.
- 1:26:27SPEAKER_00: Nice.
- 1:26:28SPEAKER_01: Pirates on the high seas shooting Chinese.
- 1:26:30SPEAKER_01: And they're like, wait, what?
- 1:26:33SPEAKER_01: It's a pirate adventure.
- 1:26:34SPEAKER_01: That's what it is.
- 1:26:36SPEAKER_00: It's about an ex-military guy who takes a job for a military contractor
- 1:26:42SPEAKER_00: and he goes down to Argentina and they're basically trying to stop
- 1:26:48SPEAKER_00: the Chinese fishing vessels that are doing fuckery over there.
- 1:26:52SPEAKER_00: Eating all
- 1:26:53SPEAKER_01: the fish.
- 1:26:53SPEAKER_01: That are eating all the fish.
- 1:26:54SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:26:56SPEAKER_00: It sounds really interesting.
- 1:26:57SPEAKER_00: I actually ordered it today when you told me to because when somebody tells me,
- 1:27:01SPEAKER_00: hey, you should really read this, I just buy it.
- 1:27:02SPEAKER_00: I just do.
- 1:27:03SPEAKER_00: I don't even like, you know, like, this
- 1:27:05SPEAKER_01: is correct.
- 1:27:06SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:27:06SPEAKER_01: I'm always like, yeah, I've also got, I've also got a, I got a five pack of Heinlein.
- 1:27:11SPEAKER_01: So Starship Troopers,
- 1:27:13SPEAKER_01: The Moon is a Harsh Mistress,
- 1:27:15SPEAKER_01: Strangers in a Strange Land, and two other books I can't remember.
- 1:27:17SPEAKER_01: So I'm going to read those.
- 1:27:19SPEAKER_01: Then I also want to grab the Space Trilogy.
- 1:27:21SPEAKER_01: So I'm engaging in operation book acquisition.
- 1:27:26SPEAKER_01: Just I like this book.
- 1:27:27SPEAKER_01: I buy it.
- 1:27:28SPEAKER_01: If I get to it, great.
- 1:27:29SPEAKER_01: If not, it goes into my library.
- 1:27:31SPEAKER_00: My wife found a first paperback printing of Dune.
- 1:27:37SPEAKER_00: It's sitting on my...
- 1:27:40SPEAKER_00: It's from the 60s.
- 1:27:40SPEAKER_00: It's a paperback.
- 1:27:42SPEAKER_00: It's obviously not the first printing printing, but it's the first paperback version of Dune.
- 1:27:48SPEAKER_00: It's dated 1960-something.
- 1:27:50SPEAKER_00: I didn't really look at it, but it's old.
- 1:27:52SPEAKER_00: I don't know where she found it, but it's pretty exciting.
- 1:27:57SPEAKER_00: I should get those.
- 1:27:57SPEAKER_00: I need to get those, too.
- 1:28:02SPEAKER_00: Well, I've never read the full Sprawl trilogy,
- 1:28:04SPEAKER_00: so I've never read Count Zero and Mona Lisa Overdrive.
- 1:28:09SPEAKER_00: So I was like, okay, I want to read the whole three, right?
- 1:28:14SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, I got to start back with Neuromancer and reread it, you know?
- 1:28:18SPEAKER_00: And I'm kind of, I want to, I'm trying to get hype for, you know, what do you call it?
- 1:28:23SPEAKER_00: Edge Runners season.
- 1:28:25SPEAKER_00: So I've been like on this, I've been on this mad kick of like cyberpunk, everything.
- 1:28:29SPEAKER_00: Like I watched Ghost in the Shell.
- 1:28:32SPEAKER_00: Both the 95 movie and I watched the new show, the 2026 one that's on Amazon.
- 1:28:40SPEAKER_01: You know, with our new bi-weekly schedule,
- 1:28:43SPEAKER_01: if we do that with Edge Runners and then talk about two episodes per episode,
- 1:28:45SPEAKER_01: those are going to be some jam-packed episodes.
- 1:28:49SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:28:50SPEAKER_00: I think we should probably just work out real nice.
- 1:28:52SPEAKER_00: Because I'm probably going to binge watch the whole thing.
- 1:28:56SPEAKER_00: Just wait and vote.
- 1:28:58SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 1:28:59SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:29:00SPEAKER_00: That's fine.
- 1:29:01SPEAKER_00: We can always bring it up as we go along.
- 1:29:04SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's probably going to be released in sections, huh?
- 1:29:08SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:29:09SPEAKER_01: I hope they just drop the whole thing.
- 1:29:10SPEAKER_00: It's going to piss
- 1:29:12SPEAKER_01: me off.
- 1:29:13SPEAKER_01: They do that.
- 1:29:14SPEAKER_01: Netflix really doesn't do that, do they?
- 1:29:16SPEAKER_01: That's other guys that'll do that.
- 1:29:17SPEAKER_01: Or just Netflix do that.
- 1:29:19SPEAKER_01: I have no idea.
- 1:29:19SPEAKER_01: Who cares?
- 1:29:20SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 1:29:21SPEAKER_00: We'll see.
- 1:29:22SPEAKER_00: Because I'm going to probably binge watch it and cry because,
- 1:29:24SPEAKER_00: you know, it's probably going to be sad and depressing.
- 1:29:26SPEAKER_00: You know, like the first one was.
- 1:29:28SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:29:29SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:29:30SPEAKER_01: First one was beautiful, man.
- 1:29:31SPEAKER_00: So, yeah, that was great.
- 1:29:34SPEAKER_00: I had a good song and everything.
- 1:29:36SPEAKER_00: My favorite character was the shotgun girl.
- 1:29:39SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 1:29:40SPEAKER_00: Shotgun girl is Rebecca, Rebecca or whatever.
- 1:29:44SPEAKER_00: And like a little degenerate.
- 1:29:46SPEAKER_00: I also like the way that,
- 1:29:47SPEAKER_00: that their driver looked,
- 1:29:49SPEAKER_00: he was kind of like a cowboy kind of dude who's kind of, yeah.
- 1:29:52SPEAKER_00: Falco, Falco, yeah.
- 1:29:53SPEAKER_01: Instant love.
- 1:29:54SPEAKER_01: He's the instant love.
- 1:29:55SPEAKER_01: Like that's the Han Solo guy.
- 1:29:57SPEAKER_01: He's gonna make it.
- 1:29:58SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be okay.
- 1:29:58SPEAKER_01: And he's just the consummate professional.
- 1:30:01SPEAKER_01: Don't worry about it.
- 1:30:02SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be fine.
- 1:30:03SPEAKER_01: If anybody makes it out, it's gonna be Falco.
- 1:30:05SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 1:30:05SPEAKER_01: Cause he's a good dude.
- 1:30:06SPEAKER_01: He's a good dude.
- 1:30:07SPEAKER_00: He just does.
- 1:30:10SPEAKER_01: Actually, it's Falco is the autotelic.
- 1:30:12SPEAKER_01: He's the autotelic of the show.
- 1:30:14SPEAKER_01: Like he does the driving.
- 1:30:15SPEAKER_01: He does the wheel man stuff because he just fucking loves it, man.
- 1:30:18SPEAKER_01: The love of the game.
- 1:30:21SPEAKER_00: But anyway, well, like I saw, did you see that?
- 1:30:25SPEAKER_00: Did you see the preview, the preview for it?
- 1:30:27SPEAKER_00: Season two?
- 1:30:28SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 1:30:29SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 1:30:30SPEAKER_01: It's definitely got that energy.
- 1:30:31SPEAKER_00: And the character designs are pretty cool.
- 1:30:34SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 1:30:35SPEAKER_00: You know,
- 1:30:36SPEAKER_00: after we're done here or after we're done here,
- 1:30:39SPEAKER_00: what I'm going to go,
- 1:30:39SPEAKER_00: I'm going to watch like the last few episodes of Samurai Champloo.
- 1:30:42SPEAKER_00: Have you ever watched that one?
- 1:30:43SPEAKER_01: I haven't.
- 1:30:44SPEAKER_01: No, that'll happen after I'm done with Pluto.
- 1:30:46SPEAKER_01: I wanted to tell you I'm about halfway through Pluto.
- 1:30:49SPEAKER_01: I got to sit down and finish the rest of it.
- 1:30:50SPEAKER_01: What do you think?
- 1:30:51SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, it's awesome.
- 1:30:53SPEAKER_01: Gazite is fantastic.
- 1:30:55SPEAKER_01: It's amazing, right?
- 1:30:55SPEAKER_01: I love Gazite.
- 1:30:56SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's great.
- 1:30:59SPEAKER_01: Did you get all my messages when I was talking about like,
- 1:31:01SPEAKER_01: it's got all, it's got all the, uh, it's got all these different voice actors in it.
- 1:31:04SPEAKER_01: Like the guy that, uh,
- 1:31:04SPEAKER_01: the guy that does Hercules was bought is Bato in the,
- 1:31:07SPEAKER_01: uh, ghost in the shell TV show.
- 1:31:09SPEAKER_01: So it was fun hearing his voice.
- 1:31:11SPEAKER_01: Um, and then Keith, Keith,
- 1:31:13SPEAKER_01: David playing, uh, who's, uh, playing, playing like the, the, the father of Adam.
- 1:31:18SPEAKER_01: Cause Keith, David's in, uh, like massive bunch of other shit.
- 1:31:21SPEAKER_01: So like hearing Keith, David, I was like, yes.
- 1:31:24SPEAKER_01: Nice.
- 1:31:25SPEAKER_01: Captain Anderson, let's go.
- 1:31:28SPEAKER_01: It's great.
- 1:31:29SPEAKER_00: It's a great show.
- 1:31:32SPEAKER_00: The last four episodes are fantastic.
- 1:31:35SPEAKER_00: It has the stakes rise and stuff.
- 1:31:39SPEAKER_00: There's some great philosophical questions that come up in it.
- 1:31:44SPEAKER_00: All right, guys, I'm going to go finish.
- 1:31:46SPEAKER_01: Hold on, Alex.
- 1:31:47SPEAKER_01: The only quick criticism I have,
- 1:31:48SPEAKER_01: and maybe it's not so much a criticism,
- 1:31:50SPEAKER_01: but you could do a very nasty drinking game with how many times they bring up
- 1:31:53SPEAKER_01: the 39th Central Asian War.
- 1:31:55SPEAKER_01: Every time they say that, take a drink.
- 1:31:56SPEAKER_00: Well, there's a reason they do that.
- 1:32:01SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
- 1:32:02SPEAKER_00: And it's because...
- 1:32:04SPEAKER_00: You have to kind of finish it.
- 1:32:05SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 1:32:05SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 1:32:08SPEAKER_00: It's basically they're trying – it's kind of tongue-in-cheek,
- 1:32:12SPEAKER_00: and it's supposed to be the first Iraq war, right?
- 1:32:14SPEAKER_00: Well, the 2000s Iraq war, obviously.
- 1:32:16SPEAKER_00: Yeah, obviously.
- 1:32:17SPEAKER_00: And I think they're trying to draw attention to that.
- 1:32:20SPEAKER_00: They're trying to draw attention to that,
- 1:32:22SPEAKER_00: and – It's actually a very anti-West,
- 1:32:27SPEAKER_00: anti-American show, at least anti that era of America show.
- 1:32:33SPEAKER_00: But you have to kind of get to the back episodes to see some back-end stuff
- 1:32:39SPEAKER_00: that was kind of not revealed until later.
- 1:32:41SPEAKER_00: All right, guys, I'm going to sign off.
- 1:32:45SPEAKER_00: Thanks for joining us.
- 1:32:46SPEAKER_00: All you guys listening in the future, thank you very much.
- 1:32:50SPEAKER_00: We will be back in two weeks.
- 1:32:53SPEAKER_00: And we'll have some cool topics for the future.
- 1:32:55SPEAKER_00: And I hope that I didn't upset everybody too much.
- 1:32:59SPEAKER_01: No, never.
- 1:33:01SPEAKER_00: Because feeling things, even anger, is good.
- 1:33:07SPEAKER_00: It's better than being a zombie or a bug.
- 1:33:10SPEAKER_00: All right?
- 1:33:11SPEAKER_00: So, guys, good night.
- 1:33:12SPEAKER_00: And it was a pleasure, Fisto.
- 1:33:14SPEAKER_00: I will talk to you probably tomorrow.
- 1:33:16SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
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- 1:33:22SPEAKER_00: Good night, guys.
- 1:33:24SPEAKER_01: Adios.