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DUUVAL | Son of a Boy Dad #271 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 10: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 10: Today it Isanuary twenty ninth. We're here live from HQ three.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello Wednesday. Good to see you. Good brothers.
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  Speaker 3: I love that chunky lace you got on there. That's
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was just saying that I just I was
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  Speaker 1: watching clips with both of you on the show today.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I watched the the Mini Bar video Class Classic, and
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  Speaker 1: then we were watched an old little Sasquatch clip that
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  Speaker 1: the the chat was clamoring for of you walking through
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  Speaker 1: New York saying how nice it was to get stabbed
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  Speaker 1: by a needle. And the really thing that the thing
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  Speaker 1: I was stuck by, struck by was how you were
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  Speaker 1: filming from under your face. But you didn't have a
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  Speaker 1: double chint. You just look cute as a fucking button.
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  Speaker 10: I know the video I was coming from the gym.
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  Speaker 1: That must have been it. And you could see it. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: you had the glow up shirt.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, was doing a lot of chr head and you
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  Speaker 3: at that point, Yeah, all your chin musculature was was tight.
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  Speaker 10: It was very tight to your face.
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  Speaker 3: And if you'd filmed it later in the day, it
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  Speaker 3: would have been droopy and doubled again.
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  Speaker 10: No, probably not. I was in really good shape then.
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  Speaker 1: No, you were mewing like crazy.
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  Speaker 10: That was what I was in the best shape of
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  Speaker 10: my life in that joking.
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  Speaker 3: Were you joking your face?
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  Speaker 10: I actually remember getting home from filming that video and
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  Speaker 10: my back was soaked in sweat because.
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  Speaker 3: It was so hot out.
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  Speaker 1: That's a blessing though.
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  Speaker 10: And I remember I was walking because I was walking
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  Speaker 10: so much as I had to try and find a
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  Speaker 10: street where there was a lot of people so I
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  Speaker 10: could film it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you were filming like the sky. There was no
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  Speaker 1: one behind you. You're just filming up your face. It
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  Speaker 1: could have been a billion people around you just couldn't
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  Speaker 1: tell from the perspective. But it is uncomfortable to film
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  Speaker 1: in front of people like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't do it. What happened from when you
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  Speaker 3: made those videos to now? A lot anything?
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  Speaker 1: Personally?
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you do them anymore?
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  Speaker 10: I just got bored of them? M hmm, not really
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  Speaker 10: am my interest anymore? Did you watch more interested in?
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  Speaker 3: Make can Call of Duty? Edits?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna say that was.
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  Speaker 10: The video that you watched.
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  Speaker 3: I watched that video. Good video. You like the jazz,
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  Speaker 3: it's so much mayhem? You liked the jazz though? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: That was nice, nice touch I was looking at I
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  Speaker 3: was I had to turn it sideways and try to
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  Speaker 3: look really closely to see what sort of badges and just.
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  Speaker 1: Put this out?
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  Speaker 3: Savior? Did I put it out this morning? You got
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  Speaker 3: a savior? I got a savior? Yeah? What'd you edit
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  Speaker 3: it on a movie on my phone? When you would
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  Speaker 3: get two am last night, when you would get when
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  Speaker 3: you would jump to a new place where you were,
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  Speaker 3: was that because you'd been killed? Yeah? Yeah? What was
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  Speaker 3: the most number of kills you got in a row
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  Speaker 3: during that particular round.
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  Speaker 10: During the video. I don't think you can play. I
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  Speaker 10: think the music might get copyrighted.
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  Speaker 1: Was that Miles Davis?
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  Speaker 3: No, it was I.
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  Speaker 10: It was on some random playlists that I have. I
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  Speaker 10: had to buy the song. I bought two songs to
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  Speaker 10: see which one would be funnier, because at first I
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  Speaker 10: was like, at first I was gonna do. I was
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  Speaker 10: gonna do, like, fucking what's that g unit song?
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  Speaker 3: Which one popping tags?
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  Speaker 1: Popping tags?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna do.
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  Speaker 10: Is that the one's like every hoop we go through,
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  Speaker 10: all the whole crew, the must around.
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  Speaker 3: You don't but we'd be popping them things? Is it
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  Speaker 3: tapping them things? Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: I was gonna do that song because I typically usually
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  Speaker 10: would use a rap song for my Call of Duty edits,
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  Speaker 10: as I have in the past typically fifty cent as well.
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  Speaker 11: And uh.
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  Speaker 10: And then I was like, it was too late to
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  Speaker 10: post because knew it was gonna get no traction, and
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  Speaker 10: I'll post him at the hour that I was editing at.
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  Speaker 10: And then I was like, well, if I'm gonna post
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  Speaker 10: in the morning, maybe I'll put some nice some nice
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  Speaker 10: jazz over it. But I was also thinking about doing
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  Speaker 10: like a really sad song. So I had a bond
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  Speaker 10: bon Iver song downloaded bonnie Ver bonnie Vere. I was
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  Speaker 10: gonna do U restacks, and I think that that one
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  Speaker 10: looked pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: But then I was like that song.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, then I didn't want to do a song that
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  Speaker 10: if people don't like the song, they wouldn't watch the
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  Speaker 10: full video. So then I was like neutral.
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, I'm just gonna go neutral and
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  Speaker 3: go jazz. I think that was the right touch. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's amazing to think how much went into the thought process.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, six dollars of the video.
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  Speaker 3: That really, I don't know what the point of that was.
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  Speaker 1: What is the point of it?
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  Speaker 3: There isn't any game. Even if you were a major
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  Speaker 3: Call of Duty six fan and a twitch you know,
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  Speaker 3: consumer streamer type guy, I don't think that your video
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  Speaker 3: does much for them. No, not at all, because it's
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  Speaker 3: just the montage of you doing stuff in the game. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: are you doing stuff that's really impressive.
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  Speaker 10: Some of them are pretty impressive.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but even but but a real twitch discerning consumer
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  Speaker 3: would not watch it, would say a lot lacking here. Ah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: probably because you're not showing full scenes.
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  Speaker 10: No, I mean they to other people make edits just
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  Speaker 10: like yours.
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  Speaker 3: No, it used to.
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  Speaker 10: It used to be a huge thing, and call of
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  Speaker 10: duty was to make montages.
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  Speaker 3: Coaches in college when I was being recruited for lacrosse
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  Speaker 3: warned us not to create a highlight tape that was
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  Speaker 3: just us scoring goals. They wanted to see one game
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  Speaker 3: distilled our action in that game so they could see
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  Speaker 3: the whole run of play, all facets of the game. Defense,
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  Speaker 3: carrying the ball, passing, hitting, scoring, Right, So what you
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  Speaker 3: have done there is exactly what the coaches told us
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  Speaker 3: not to do. Well, it's a little different. No, it's
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  Speaker 3: the same. If you're trying to show the world how
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  Speaker 3: good you are at call of duty six black ops.
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  Speaker 3: It's not black ops? It is? Is it?
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  Speaker 12: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: But it's like if you just if a basketball player
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  Speaker 1: just showed a bunch of three pointers he made, you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be like, oh, he's good at basketball. It's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: he could make enough three pointers to make the video good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know if you guys quite understand.
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  Speaker 3: No, but that's exactly what we do. Is we're telling you.
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  Speaker 10: There's no like what what? What would the other thing?
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  Speaker 10: It's a first person shooter game. The only thing you
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  Speaker 10: do in the game is shoot people. So you and
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  Speaker 10: you rather me have shown me running around.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you? Building administer aid to fall in comra and
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  Speaker 3: then you respawn.
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  Speaker 1: What about the communication part.
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  Speaker 10: Well, I didn't want to put my comms in there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: I feel like that would be a nice Like that's
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  Speaker 10: like that's like leaking my plays. Like I'm not trying
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  Speaker 10: to get my formations out.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a little teaser. Honestly, I actually think there's
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  Speaker 3: something here. And I think that if you tried instead
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  Speaker 3: of took the piss.
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  Speaker 1: We now have to we have to I don't think
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  Speaker 1: I took the piss.
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  Speaker 10: I think I did try.
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  Speaker 3: You tried in your own way.
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  Speaker 10: I'd spent three dollars on music for this.
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  Speaker 1: Also, we have to recognize that, like if we're like,
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  Speaker 1: you got to start taking this seriously, he'll be less
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  Speaker 1: likely to take anything seriously. We almost have to like
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  Speaker 1: nag him as.
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  Speaker 10: I think the reason that I do it is that
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  Speaker 10: it's it's I think the reason that it's funny is
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  Speaker 10: because I do take it.
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  Speaker 3: Seriously, the editing or the playing both, Like I think
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  Speaker 3: that's why it's funny. Yeah, I guess because I'm.
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  Speaker 10: A stand up comedian who's posting call of duty highlights.
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  Speaker 1: Yea, a stand up comedian.
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  Speaker 3: Now you speaking of.
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  Speaker 10: I'm gonna be in Toronto tomorrow or today. If you're
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  Speaker 10: listening to this now three to the weekend, and then
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  Speaker 10: Boston in a.
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  Speaker 3: Couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 1: You had that passport ready.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in DC this weekend, and just so you know,
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  Speaker 3: I think three of the five shows are sold out
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  Speaker 3: That would have been good.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody would have been going out. I know you guys
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  Speaker 1: DC the Chocolate City.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I saw that under one of Jack Max's posts, someone
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  Speaker 1: was saying that they used to call DC the Chocolate City.
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  Speaker 1: He had pointed out that there were six black people
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  Speaker 1: in a photo and they're like six black people. They
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  Speaker 1: used to call this the chocolate City. Damn, really, I
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  Speaker 1: guess I didn't know it was just the Chocolate City.
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  Speaker 1: This is the first I'm hearing about this.
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  Speaker 3: I would have thought Hershey, Pennsylvania, was that the.
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  Speaker 1: Chocolate Yeah, yeah, I didn't realize it was in the
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  Speaker 1: Chocolate City, Hershey Park. A lot of my Ethiopian bros
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  Speaker 1: live down there in the DC.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, there are a lot of brothers that come from DC.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kevin Durant, Chappelle.
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  Speaker 3: Kevin Hart's from there. No, he's from Philly. From Philly.
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  Speaker 10: But there are so many legends coming out of Philly
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  Speaker 10: these days.
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  Speaker 1: I know, sash over the celium. You did make yourself
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  Speaker 1: Philly coated for a little bit.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I had to. I had to pump the had
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  Speaker 10: to bump the tickets.
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  Speaker 1: It's part of it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just playing the game.
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  Speaker 1: Dave's done it too. Dave used to be like, I
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  Speaker 1: love my Philly scumbags, but then Philly does one thing
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  Speaker 1: and he's like, I love my Philly scumbags as much
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  Speaker 1: as the next guy, but they just took this guy's
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  Speaker 1: hat off. Throw them in the clink.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I like the Phillies scumbags to an extent, except for
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  Speaker 10: when they're like beating up babies and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't happen.
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  Speaker 10: I mean every week that they that the Eagles play
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  Speaker 10: a game, there's a video that comes out of like
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  Speaker 10: ten Eagles fans like on the version of murdering a
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  Speaker 10: child who's wearing like a who's wearing like a it
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  Speaker 10: has like a it's like a Patrick Mahomes jersey. It's
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  Speaker 10: like meant for like a dog.
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  Speaker 3: Small. Yeah, but in front of the.
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  Speaker 1: Crush, Yeah, he has headphones on and a sign this
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  Speaker 1: is my first game.
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  Speaker 10: The back says like little Patty Hume, Patty Mahomes, the future.
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  Speaker 3: Future Patrick Mahomes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we just are trying to throw him off
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  Speaker 1: of the top balcony of the seven hundred level of
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  Speaker 1: the stadium.
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  Speaker 3: Get his jersey, get his jersey off. You thought you
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  Speaker 3: could just call me with no consequences. That's so tough now.
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  Speaker 10: And then like one dude from Philly goes on is
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  Speaker 10: like as a Philliate fan, like, we do not condone
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  Speaker 10: this behavior.
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  Speaker 1: This is not and it's all forgotten.
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  Speaker 3: This is one bad apple.
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  Speaker 1: And everyone forgets it after that, Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Until until six days later.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think that do you think that, Okay, do
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: you think that Philly has a particularly bad you know
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: ne'er do well sports fan base or are we just
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: noting the concentration of you know, Dallas Cowboys people who
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: are ripping hats off.
• 16:07
  Speaker 10: Of Ye I think you're completely right. I think I
• 16:09
  Speaker 10: think all fan bases are pretty much the same, except
• 16:11
  Speaker 10: for like LA, and I think it really just depends
• 16:15
  Speaker 10: on whose team is good.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny too where. I mean, I've been to
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: some Premier League games. Yeah, and if all you did
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: to an opposing fan was take their hat off, yeah,
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: your own fans would be like, dude, what's the matter
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: with you?
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why didn't you punch him in the face and
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: start a full on brawl?
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Why didn't you stab him?
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And that's fully accepted and expected.
• 16:40
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: I mean the fans who traveled to away games in
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: the Premier League are ready to fight. Yeah, if and
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: there if that's what they'll do.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: I read a book about one dude who stopped drinking
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: because he wasn't sharp enough for his fights. Yeah, he
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: like had to be. He wanted to be of sound
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: mind when he fought. He knew he fought better when
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: he was so. Oh yeah, I'm sure that's fucking sick.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Those videos of Russian teams, you know the firms when
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: they're like meeting in a snowy field and they're marching
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: with like red torches burning and they're singing, and then
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: they're meeting and then.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: They just amazing the internet. Honestly, I feel like they
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: don't happen as much anymore.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: It's like seventy on seventy and they just like find
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: a guy that just happen to fight that guy until
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: another guy comes along and sucker punches him because he's
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: already dispatched with his guy. And then at some point
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: one side realizes the other side's majority is lying on
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: the ground, broken and bleeding, and a cry goes up
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: and they raise their fists in victory, and everyone sort
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: of just goes their own way. Interesting, very old school.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Have you never seen Green Street Hooligans? No, Oh, it's
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: really good, and it's like kind of corny, but it's
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: still so good. They like make Elijah Wood look like
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: a fucking nerd. Like the guy's talking about how sick
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: British football is and Elijah Woods on the train being like, well,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: the Red Sox have a guy who can throw the
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: ball ninety miles an hour. Yeah, it's like, dude, ninety
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: miles an hour, Like they have a guy that can
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: throw it ninety miles an hour. It's like, no, there's like,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: guys that there's a guy. There's one hundred. Why would
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: you not say the most that's some one can throw.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, that movie starts out with him getting kicked
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: out of Harvard. Yeah, and and and then you say
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: he's a nerd, but then they also turn him into
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: this brawling, bruising kind of.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Bringing one friendship away from being a destructive fighter.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And it's like Elijah Woods five to four, he
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: played a hobbit without cgi. They cast him for that
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: part due to his stature and his visage.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: And then by the end of the movie he's like,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: all right, let's have it.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, come on.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Then he's just like fighting huge dude. Dude.
• 18:55
  Speaker 10: Speaking of five four, did you guys see them?
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Did you see the.
• 18:58
  Speaker 10: Video of Lebron with A J. Brown and Cooper Degen?
• 19:03
  Speaker 10: It makes him look like why do they all look
• 19:05
  Speaker 10: like they look like they were like a JV like
• 19:07
  Speaker 10: a middle school football team. Because Lebron is six eight
• 19:11
  Speaker 10: six nine Takashi I looked it up this morning. I
• 19:16
  Speaker 10: think he's six eight then he kind of no, he
• 19:19
  Speaker 10: said he was six y nine.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: It's I don't know. I've seen it both ways. You've
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: seen it like to the inch, I've seen it. Six
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: eight's ringing a bell for me.
• 19:29
  Speaker 10: If he's six eight, then the Eagles are in trouble.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: I'm looking it up, bro.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: What do you think Hollywood Brown looks like next to him?
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Hollywood Brown and Xavier Worthy are like his legs like
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: they're they're nowhere close.
• 19:45
  Speaker 10: It kind of just made me be like that, you check,
• 19:47
  Speaker 10: football is like a pussy sport, like Lebron is a
• 19:51
  Speaker 10: is a tank.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Next to them, they're saying, uh, they are saying six
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: nine on Google. But then there's all kinds of other stuff.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I went to that Grizzlies game and met Zach Edie
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: and he was fucking huge. Yeah, he's fucking massive, and
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: he's bigger than Lebron, like he's seven five.
• 20:09
  Speaker 10: A little seven to five is ridiculous, but part of
• 20:13
  Speaker 10: made me think Lebron is so athletic and he's so huge,
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: but not huge the way that like Kevin Durant is huge,
• 20:24
  Speaker 10: Like he's like built like a football player.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, what do you mean Kevin? Kevin Durant's not huge.
• 20:30
  Speaker 10: Kevin Durant's like seven feet tall.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: You're saying, So you're yeah, that's so, that's the difference
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: that you're pointing out that Lebron is fucking jacked up,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: where Kevin Durant is like slim big.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: So in that sense, I wouldn't have started by saying
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Lebron's not huge the way that Kevin Durant is just tall.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: That's not what I said. You use the word huge,
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: I said.
• 20:50
  Speaker 10: I said Lebron is huge, and I said, not like
• 20:54
  Speaker 10: the way Kevin Durant is huge.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I see what you mean. I got a little confused there.
• 20:58
  Speaker 10: I just met Kevin Durant is like super tall but slender.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Lebron.
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: Is super tall, but he's not super slender. So I
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: was I was like, part of me was like, he
• 21:08
  Speaker 10: could have like what if he played like wide receiver?
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Dude. That's been this has been a conversation for a
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: while right now, and I would have thought that, like,
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: you know, maybe not now, but ten years ago, you
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: could have taken Lebron off of the basketball port court,
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: put cleats on him and told him to go to camp. Yeah,
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: he's probably making the team. Dude, imagine throwing hail Mary.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: But those guys don't have lower halves.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: It's Megatron. It's Megatron. It's Megatron. You could you could
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: throw him in triple coverage, yeah, like five hundred like
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: magic Box.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if he had to block anybody like Draymond
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Green tried to play tight end for Michigan State, Yeah,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: and he was like getting toss.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: I think because he can't block because those guys are
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: so much.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Because there's as yeah, Pauls, but he's like he doesn't
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: have like the squat strength like these are on the
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: squad rack, like like six hundred pounds squatters.
• 22:03
  Speaker 10: Well, I feel it's also got to be six I
• 22:05
  Speaker 10: feel like it's also got to be harder to block
• 22:06
  Speaker 10: someone who's way shorter than you. They're like they're like there,
• 22:10
  Speaker 10: they're like tackling at your knees. You can't get low
• 22:15
  Speaker 10: like Raymond yeah, yeah, but Lebron could do the touch push. Yeah,
• 22:21
  Speaker 10: you wouldn't even Yeah, you just jump over. I think
• 22:23
  Speaker 10: they got to start. I think this is something.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Imagine had like played tight end.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but if that's your goal, then why not
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: put Victor wembin Yama for the for the touch, push
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: ticks the ball and just reaches seven yards ahead.
• 22:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, I mean they would work.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: He's space jams it.
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I just see Lebron like I see Lebron. I
• 22:42
  Speaker 10: feel like Lebron could be a legitimately good wide receiver.
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: And then the fact that he's so tall, I feel
• 22:46
  Speaker 10: like would be like you wouldn't be able to stop.
• 22:48
  Speaker 10: Has there ever been a wide receiver that's six 's nine?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I think Harold Carmichael and the Eagles was about six eight?
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Really was he dominant? Yes? Yeah? Extremely was he just
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: like just just grab mean it.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Was like so it was a long time ago. You
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: think it's like you could dude.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: It's fun to go back and watch Megatron highlights.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that dude was amazing.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, three hundred and twenty nine yards receiving in one
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: game NFL record.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: That's sick. And he's basically he's like six' five probably,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: yeah say like kind of the same, vibe.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: But his hands are probably just. Gigantic but Like lebron's,
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: hands if you can.
• 23:25
  Speaker 10: Palm a basketball that easily imagine a like a, football
• 23:29
  Speaker 10: it's got to BE i, mean you're making just you
• 23:30
  Speaker 10: could just grab it like that like just just just
• 23:33
  Speaker 10: a little. Snap, yeah like they would make That odell
• 23:37
  Speaker 10: catch look like nothing m, hm because he'd just be.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Just Justin jefferson next. Day And, Edwards Like Justin jefferson's.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Huge So Justin jefferson is pretty.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Huge, No edwards is on the, right this is a bigger.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: One.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Wow, yeah he's the smallest guy in the.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Court.
• 23:54
  Speaker 10: Damn And Justin jefferson is tall in.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Football SO A.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: J brown six?
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Too, yeah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 10: Dude WHEN i looked up aj BECAUSE i saw the
• 24:02
  Speaker 10: photo OF i saw the video Of lebron AND i was, like,
• 24:05
  Speaker 10: DAMN A. J brown must be like five. Eight and
• 24:07
  Speaker 10: THEN i looked it up AND i was like six to.
• 24:09
  Speaker 10: Two and THEN i was, like, Dude SO i was
• 24:10
  Speaker 10: like Till lebron's.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Tall but So jordan mylotta on The eagles is six eight. Though,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: yeah the offensive, lineman he's like six, eight like three
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: thirty or something three. Forty and so that's the dude
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: who's six eight and is like sprinting down the sideline moving.
• 24:23
  Speaker 10: People oh it's a, line, yeah but you don't say
• 24:26
  Speaker 10: so out of control. Here if if he's, fat you
• 24:29
  Speaker 10: have a fat. Man if he runs Until. Lebron he's Breaking,
• 24:33
  Speaker 10: lebron but there's never gonna be a situation where he'd
• 24:35
  Speaker 10: be running into when Wind and oh why would THE
• 24:37
  Speaker 10: o lineman be running into the wide receiver by accident.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Like a half back sweep trying to set the edge or.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: SOMETHING i, mean there was a play this week where
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: he blocked two guys INTO Aj brown and folded A. J.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Brown All, RIGHT i, hate AND i hate to even
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: make a serious inflex on, you but you start throwing around.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Allegation it's LIKE i don't know. Ball that's. Honestly when
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: When francis was talking about his lacrosse highlight tape where
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: you have to watch the whole game, TAPE i was
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: going to relay to, you like as a kind of
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: novice ball, knower like when you're scouting the college, guys
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: you don't want to watch the highlight. Tape you want
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: full game Versus, florida full game Versus Old, miss so
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: you can see their best. Plays you can see when
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: they disappear on.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Tape, interesting, interesting good to.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Know as a. BALLNOER i, MEAN i just feel LIKE
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: i want to throughout the.
• 25:27
  Speaker 10: Allegation you were acting Like lebron And jordan.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Mylotta that's All i'm going to be.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Doing Like oklahoma drills mid.
• 25:35
  Speaker 10: Game maybe you don't know ball don't say, that, brow
• 25:40
  Speaker 10: which is Why i'm going with The chiefs for The Super.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: BOWL i need you to come to the game SO
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: i have someone to sit. WITH i Know i'm gonna,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: go but you can't go go for The.
• 25:47
  Speaker 10: Chiefs, No i'm gonna go for The i'm GONNA i
• 25:49
  Speaker 10: think My Drake May jersey final. Decision i'm dead.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Serious i'm okay with.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: THAT i Think i'm going To i'm fine with. That
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: why would you do that just to give him a
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: PREVIEW i get ready for next.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Year it's just like showing your.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah it's like when they play and like when they
• 26:04
  Speaker 10: play In england and dudes are wearing Like jaguars. Jerseys
• 26:07
  Speaker 10: that like a, WELL i guess The jaguars play In
• 26:09
  Speaker 10: england for most of their games of the.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Season you should wear your Mac jones for, real.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Dude it's so Uncomfortable i've ever. SEEN i don't think.
• 26:25
  Speaker 10: THAT i think that video DIDN'T i think that video
• 26:27
  Speaker 10: did him?
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Dirty, no did?
• 26:29
  Speaker 10: YOU i watched the whole, Thing but, dude if you
• 26:31
  Speaker 10: if you watch any of those press. Conversations you can't
• 26:33
  Speaker 10: hear anyone from the. Crowd they easily could have laughed
• 26:36
  Speaker 10: and you couldn't have heard.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: It they, did they.
• 26:39
  Speaker 10: Laugh they it's it's less uncomfortable if you hear laughs.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: After the one thing that makes it he can't be
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: redeemed from it is because he like unhinges his eyebrows
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: where one goes up per.
• 26:51
  Speaker 10: Syllable, yeah like that makes.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Brutal it's a top video that makes. IT i try
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: to square that dude giving a pump up speech in
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: the locker. Room yeah to some three hundred and forty pound. Guy,
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: yeah who's you, know ready to like hopped up on
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: pain killers and ready to run through?
• 27:15
  Speaker 10: Glass, yeah it kind of as like did you ever
• 27:20
  Speaker 10: play it?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Again Oh Jesus, christ.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Dude there is some.
• 27:28
  Speaker 10: Laughter it kind of has the same vibe as, like
• 27:31
  Speaker 10: did you ever Watch Hard knocks last year when it
• 27:33
  Speaker 10: was The dolphins and he'd be Like mike McDaniels and
• 27:37
  Speaker 10: you'd be, like he'd make a joke and then they'd
• 27:39
  Speaker 10: pan over to like just like one of the four hundred,
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: pounds oh, linemen and they just wouldn't have even a.
• 27:45
  Speaker 10: Smile on their, face and you'd be, LIKE i have
• 27:47
  Speaker 10: a feeling. This it's hard for this guy to keep
• 27:49
  Speaker 10: the locker room on his.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Side of, course the nerds are for sure infiltrating. Football oh,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: yeah like the advance of analytics has guys like me
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: and you with a decent, shot guys Like, mike Like Arthur,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Smith like, yeah these guys are ALL i, think deep down.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Nerds oh same with this. Guy But Liam. Cohen Liam
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: cohen sounds like one of Your harvard. Classmates it does
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: The Cohen, trust The Cohen, trust The Cohen. Foundation, Yeah, like,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: dude what are the three things he said? Before was
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: you say Like?
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Jacksonville?
• 28:23
  Speaker 10: Dude he, was BUT i watched it was like it
• 28:25
  Speaker 10: was kind of out of. Nowhere he was like looking
• 28:30
  Speaker 10: to bring wins back to the back To Jacksonville duvall
• 28:34
  Speaker 10: and everyone's like What but the way he kind of like,
• 28:37
  Speaker 10: yeah he like really Like simmy's into.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: It it's like almost like a lesbian cop or something like,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: That like this like really crazy confidence of a gay.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Cop it's a tougha. Cop it's a tough.
• 28:48
  Speaker 13: One being able to unhinge your eyebrows like, that and
• 28:55
  Speaker 13: the fact that that's the first word that ninety nine
• 28:58
  Speaker 13: percent of the people who've ever heard.
• 28:59
  Speaker 10: Of, yeah he's also wearing like he's wearing like a baggy.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Suit it's just a rough, video.
• 29:07
  Speaker 10: But hold on a, second it's like a Fucking kings
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: Of comedy.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Suit. Yeah Stacy adams two thousand and THREE Nba. Draft,
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: yeah uh you said. That nerds are you, know taking over?
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Football there have been nerds in football who can still
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: maintain that steely you. Know oh, Yeah Bill. Belichick Bill belichick,
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: people he was a, nerd but he didn't.
• 29:32
  Speaker 10: Genius people listened to. Him, yeah because he's a fucking, assholes.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Hard, ass but not in the, way not in the
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: drill sergeant, way not in the FORMER nfl guy.
• 29:45
  Speaker 10: Player he's more of like the disapproving.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Father mike McDaniels fucked it up for. Everyone mike McDaniel's
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: happened because before, him Like Matt lafleur, happened and because before,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: That sean McVay. Happened And sean McVay was what really changed,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: it because they're, like, all this young guy is a
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: fucking smart. Coach and then they went from his tree
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: and then they went down to McDaniels McDaniels might be
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: a step too far because he has it even in
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: his like, Clothing like he'll wear the capri pants and
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: like have his whole ankle out wearing the white, shoes
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: and Like belichick would cut his leaves, off like he
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: dressed like the autist he.
• 30:23
  Speaker 10: Is, yeah the, genius.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Autistic, Genius, yeah WHICH i think is.
• 30:27
  Speaker 10: Impressive, Yeah belichick was the. Best do you See belichick's
• 30:34
  Speaker 10: calling for The Lombardi, Trophy he'd be changed to The Brady.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Trophy that's crazy. Glazing make The homes.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Series and not surprised is that you think that's him
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: trying to do damage control given that their relationship is.
• 30:49
  Speaker 10: FRACTURED i don't think their relationship is.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: FRACTURED i think.
• 30:51
  Speaker 10: It's fractured given WHAT i saw from that. Documentary have
• 30:54
  Speaker 10: you seen them on? Interviews do they do like interviews
• 30:56
  Speaker 10: the other.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: That's all damaged. Control they're trying to write the narrative
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: because that documentary.
• 31:00
  Speaker 10: EXPOSED i think the relationship between The crafts And belichick
• 31:03
  Speaker 10: is definitely.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Broken, WELL i think It's brady And craft on one
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: side And belichick on.
• 31:08
  Speaker 10: ANOTHER i THINK i think that's What craft.
• 31:11
  Speaker 14: Thinks, yeah But tom went to tom, Went tommy went To,
• 31:14
  Speaker 14: Bill Tommy, Tommy tommy went To bobby's house and he
• 31:21
  Speaker 14: and he.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Cried he was, crying, Baby he was crying like a.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Baby and it was all Because Bill billy broke For.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Dommy it was all Because billy hadn't given. Him you,
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: know they weren't even acknowledging him in the way that
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: he deserved to. Be so Now billy is coming back and,
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: saying let's change The Vinnie Lombardi trophy to The Tommy.
• 31:43
  Speaker 10: TROPHY i Think belichick. THINKS i THINK i Think Robert
• 31:48
  Speaker 10: kraft thinks that like him and him and tom are
• 31:52
  Speaker 10: are still like super, close like this is. Forever it's
• 31:55
  Speaker 10: us Against. Belichick think at the end of the, day,
• 31:57
  Speaker 10: though it's two football. GUYS i, mean you Got brady
• 31:59
  Speaker 10: And belichick all. Vias they're going to side Against.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Kraft what do the craft to? Do he did, Everything, Rich,
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: yeah he put them. Together he baked the.
• 32:08
  Speaker 10: Cake, Brother you've you've fallen a little too deep into
• 32:11
  Speaker 10: The APPLE tv. Documentary i'm afraid you're not reading between the.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: LINES i, look it was a hit. Piece it was,
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: no it wasn't.
• 32:22
  Speaker 10: Even belichick said it On pat McAfee, recently they THEY.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: I could Say Tom brady's what he said in his interview.
• 32:29
  Speaker 10: Pieces belichick said On pat McAfee the other, day said
• 32:32
  Speaker 10: that there someone said the document the documentary is about,
• 32:34
  Speaker 10: you and he, said there's one documentary about.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Me he, said there's another one that's a. Roast, yeah
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: you know he would say that, now he would say
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: that now the.
• 32:44
  Speaker 10: Documentary, dude anyone that watches that documentary and comes away
• 32:46
  Speaker 10: with comes away from it being, like Oh Man belichick,
• 32:49
  Speaker 10: sucks is just a.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: FOOL i don't think he. SUCKS i think that the
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: truth is that he And Tom brady were you know
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: that that they butted heads a little. Bit yeah two alpha's, Right,
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: yeah both alike In Dignity, Fair New england where we
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: play our. Scene so my point being, that uh Fucking
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: belichick did not Give Tom. Brady you, know he was
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: suggesting that other quarterbacks were gonna start drafting. Quarterbacks, yeah
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: BUT i mean looking quarterbacks.
• 33:23
  Speaker 10: All, Right like that that whole argument about about craft
• 33:28
  Speaker 10: being Like belichick told us to get rid Of brady
• 33:31
  Speaker 10: and Then brady won The Super bowl the next, Year, like,
• 33:33
  Speaker 10: yeah that. Sucks brady also assembled like a star team
• 33:38
  Speaker 10: for The bucks that The patriots didn't, have and he
• 33:41
  Speaker 10: sucked the next, season that's the.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Best and Then Super bowl That Tom brady won by
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: far the most, memorable the one with The. Bucks not
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: even that's his. Legacy what's his best?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: One?
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Then, yeah, NO i disagree because to, me all The
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: New england STUFF i could say was the brilliant Of
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Robert kraft mainly, uh AND i could write it off to,
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: that you, know brilliant, uh sort of puppet master up
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: in the glass, office you, know knows exactly how to start.
• 34:14
  Speaker 10: Money, yeah, Money that's. Why that's Why belichick was forced
• 34:18
  Speaker 10: to get rid Of, brady because they knew That craft
• 34:20
  Speaker 10: wasn't going to spend on the people That brady.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Wanted. YEAH i don't know what documentaries you're. Watching That's
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: i've seen them. All that's not WHAT i.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Saw If belichick sucks At i'm, sorry go finish your.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Point, well just to say That brady then went to
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: a different, team completely different, market totally different coaching, staff
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: different you know, everything and won A Super bowl there
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: that to meet different, colors different fucking.
• 34:43
  Speaker 10: Dude there literally couldn't have been whether they could have
• 34:45
  Speaker 10: gotten rid of the offensive coordinator and the head coach
• 34:48
  Speaker 10: and just kept a defensive coordinator and they still would
• 34:50
  Speaker 10: have won That.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Super bowl In Tampa. Bay it Was.
• 34:53
  Speaker 10: Brady it was Like brady assembled The avengers and won
• 34:56
  Speaker 10: The Super bowl.
• 34:58
  Speaker 15: On.
• 34:59
  Speaker 10: Defense, No i'm saying like they're like Like brady was,
• 35:02
  Speaker 10: controlled controlled that entire.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Offense you're saying by Getting Antonio, brown.
• 35:07
  Speaker 10: You got, it Gronk Antonio.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Brown they had a star. Too they didn't. Win they
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: didn't win when they Had Randy moss and went. Under
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: they didn't win.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Though, ELI i know that's probably hard to Hear craft's.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Fault That's belichick's fault that. Way that one was On.
• 35:24
  Speaker 10: Craft, actually people have said for a while they said
• 35:26
  Speaker 10: that super bowls On.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Craft don't put that On. Craft, yeah do.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Not if you're saying that that's On Robert, kraft then
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: you are admitting that he has much more to do
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: with the wins and losses of the.
• 35:37
  Speaker 10: Team i'm, saying you're the only winner loss that he's ever.
• 35:40
  Speaker 10: Impacted is that one, So.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Bobby billy Or Tommy.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Bobby Bobby Bobby, Kraft Bobby Bobby.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Craft bobby if? So? So my question related is If
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: bilichick sucks AT. Unc do you think that tarnishes his legacy?
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Forever and on the same or the other side of the,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: coin if he wins there is that his sweetest victory
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: because he did it in different.
• 36:03
  Speaker 10: Colors IF unc wins the national championship this, year, yeah
• 36:06
  Speaker 10: he that that is his.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: LEGACY i will be open minded to that if they
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: make a documentary about it and the players SAY i loved.
• 36:13
  Speaker 10: Him but what did the players?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Say he?
• 36:15
  Speaker 10: Sucks but we won the national, championship.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Which is probably what they will, say in which case
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: we will have to give all credit to the athletic.
• 36:23
  Speaker 10: Director but that's the thing that That the thing that
• 36:25
  Speaker 10: annoyed me about that documentary was it was like it
• 36:28
  Speaker 10: was like talk about all the bad things That Bill belichick.
• 36:31
  Speaker 10: Did there was never any mention, like oh but what
• 36:34
  Speaker 10: about the six Super bowls that he? Got you guys
• 36:37
  Speaker 10: like you don't think that those guys in the, documentary
• 36:39
  Speaker 10: like the people that are, speaking you don't think any
• 36:41
  Speaker 10: of them were, like oh, no it was definitely worth
• 36:43
  Speaker 10: it to win six super BOWL.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: I think the argument is that they could have still
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: won those Super bowls without him being such a mean. Guy,
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: no he was so, mean, no it's.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Bittersweet you could be like a, nice awesome coach Like.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Sirianni you, know it's possible to be.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Nice it's the M j, argument, RIGHT mj won all those,
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: championships and you, know all of his teammates are in
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: therapy to this day because of what he did to.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Them lebron has won four championships and all of his
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: teammates have have been having a grand old time, smiling duck. Boating,
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: yeah not duck, boating seventy six ers last, night floats
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: in The, caribbean stuff like, That, bahamas banana, boats banana, Boats.
• 37:22
  Speaker 10: YEAH i mean. Yeah if you want to settle for being,
• 37:25
  Speaker 10: mediocre that's.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Fine for four, championships is not?
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Me?
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Six would you rather? That?
• 37:31
  Speaker 10: Four? Six?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: FOUR i think.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: No lebron's teammates six as than six As MJ's.
• 37:39
  Speaker 10: Not in a million, Years SO i don't was Was?
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Scotty Did scotty win all six championships with M? J?
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Yes he?
• 37:46
  Speaker 10: Did, YEAH i think, So pippin, did, yeah, yeah.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah so how? Many he might have been the only
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: teammate that won all six WITH.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Mj But Phil jackson was there for all six, two that's.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: True but everyone would, know everyone would say That phil
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: was the good guy to MJ's.
• 38:06
  Speaker 10: Belichick, YEAH i, mean you gotta have you gotta have.
• 38:09
  Speaker 10: One but also it's, like, dude watch Any Tom brady
• 38:13
  Speaker 10: like like miked up. Moments it's not Like Tom brady
• 38:15
  Speaker 10: was on the sidelines like playing rock paper scissors with the,
• 38:17
  Speaker 10: team like he's. Fucking there's that one clip where he's
• 38:20
  Speaker 10: like that's good enough to. Suck he's like you suck,
• 38:24
  Speaker 10: Yea like he's he was a hard, ass, dude you're
• 38:27
  Speaker 10: not just Like.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: BELICHICK i think both of, them, right not. Great the
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: only good guy both of them were great Was Robert.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Kraft the way that you Know brady's really like that
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: is because of that roast moment when he was, oh,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: yeah that's enough of.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: That, yeah don't say that. Again and that's how you
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: know he was always With Robert kraft because they were
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: making jokes About Robber. Craft, bro that's just that's just
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: don't say that About Robert. Craft there were lots of
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: jokes made About belichick at that, roast and he never
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: once Says belichick's not a raging.
• 38:53
  Speaker 10: Pussy he, didn't he, didn't he didn't have off limits
• 38:56
  Speaker 10: jokes in the. Roast that's showing up to roast to, me,
• 39:00
  Speaker 10: like but don't talk about the time THAT i went
• 39:02
  Speaker 10: to the massage parlor and had like children jack me. Off,
• 39:06
  Speaker 10: yeah that's your, owner, bro that's you know THAT i
• 39:08
  Speaker 10: don't Like Robert.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: KRAFT i would say. THAT i would say that if
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: they were starting to say that about a true father
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: figure who hugged me WHEN i was crying because our
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: coach was such a fucking, asshole and and the person
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: THAT i knew That Break.
• 39:22
  Speaker 10: Championship that they leave out the fact that in that
• 39:25
  Speaker 10: story where he goes over to To bobby's house and,
• 39:28
  Speaker 10: Cries brady's like forty three in that in that, scene it's, like,
• 39:34
  Speaker 10: dude pull it. Together you're worth like three hundred million
• 39:37
  Speaker 10: dollars at that time and you're.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: CRYING i love that we got you to Call Robert
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Kraft bobby without even realizing. It, NO i did it on.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: PURPOSE i want it on. Purpose we int you, NOW
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: i want one hundred percent did it on?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Purpose what do you think When tommy becomes the quarterback
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: of The raiders when he's like forty, eight that would be.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Awesome they just Resigned. Tommy they just Signed Pete. Carroll
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: that would be. Amazing, yeah that would be a huge.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: ONE i think it's on the. TABLE i think he
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: could easily come back if it's his. Team he feels.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Younger he's doing the same. Thing he's probably like measuring
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: his son's boner. Length oh, yeah One hundred's that guy's.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: NAME i.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Forget you should know his, name if anyone should know
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: this guy's. Name the guy who's like committed to staying. Young, no, no, no, no.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: No the guy who got like the he's like taking
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: his son's blood or some.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Shit, yeah he gets transfusions of his son, blood his.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Own Brian, johnson.
• 40:35
  Speaker 10: He did like they like, Measured they have like some
• 40:37
  Speaker 10: device that like measures your erections through the, night and
• 40:40
  Speaker 10: he like compares it with his nineteen year old. Son he's, like,
• 40:43
  Speaker 10: look how much stronger my erections are than my.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Son's he was, like, no he was like, same same
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: length of. Time it was like eighty four minutes of
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: erection each and he was like he had six AND
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: i only had five or something like.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: That, yeah something weird directions throughout the.
• 40:57
  Speaker 10: Night oh, yeah, yeah his erections lasted longer per.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Erection, yeah he had longer.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Time he had the same time of erection with fewer,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: erections which means longer lasting.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: ERECTIONS i don't judge my. CAR i. Don't, yeah what
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: a strange metric upon which to measure. ERECTIONS i think
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: erections should be measured on the same scale that we
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: measure rocks. Hardness, Right, yeah so there's there's, diamond BUT
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: i think that is down into like, turmaline AND.
• 41:25
  Speaker 10: I think that is kind of what they did, though limestone,
• 41:27
  Speaker 10: LIMESTONE i think that is kind of what they. Did
• 41:32
  Speaker 10: it was the amount and liketh even if you have
• 41:33
  Speaker 10: a if you have an erection for eighty four, minutes
• 41:36
  Speaker 10: it's probably not like half.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Solid they tell you to call a.
• 41:39
  Speaker 10: Doctu, yeah, YEAH i don't.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Know i'd want someone in there with like a stud.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: FINDERS i kind of want to figure out how they got.
• 41:45
  Speaker 10: That where how do you get that? INFORMATION i want
• 41:47
  Speaker 10: to know. Mine you'd be dismayed to find what if
• 41:49
  Speaker 10: mine was like thirteen? SECONDS i can.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Tell you exactly HOW i found. Out, Right so here's
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: what you. Do you cut a hole in your. Mattress,
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: yeah sleep face, Down, yeah put some sensors in the
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: covered in a little silly. Putty, yeah that's because otherwise
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: they're not. Happening and then, you oh, no you put
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: a little stop watch right at the, bottom and as
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: soon as your dick gets hard, enough it starts it
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: by touching, it and then it stays on, it and
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: then when it recedes it it stops.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: SOMEHOW i was thinking of like having like a series
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: of sticks of lipstick on like a, revolver and so
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: every time you go down in the hole and touch,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: one it revolves to the next piece of. Lipstick and
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: the amount of colors of lipstick on your dick is
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: how many erections you, Had BUT i GUESS i wouldn't
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: tell the, length just tell how many in?
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Depth, right and the depth and depth depth of?
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: ERECTION i, think what is?
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: It what is the?
• 42:43
  Speaker 10: App there's got to be an. APP i think we
• 42:45
  Speaker 10: should all do it in. COMPARE i don't disagree with.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: THIS i actually we should do. It BUT i have
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: a LITTLE i have a little side side step. Here
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: speaking of, erections how what do you guys take on on?
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: Lingerie do you guys like? CLASERIE i have NO i
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: have no qualse it no. Qualms are you? ANTI i
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: don't know the PROBLEM i have is that my skin
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: is very sensitive and sometimes it just makes it very,
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Itchy like unless you buy the really high quality stuff
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: which is clearly made from real silk and you, know
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: netting and all.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: THAT i think you got. It if it's your, body
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: you have to splurge on, it you know WHAT i.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: MEAN i think that's. Right but it's like one of those.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Things i'm not really doing it for, Me i'm doing
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: it for.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Them.
• 43:34
  Speaker 10: Them they what, uh what was that guy's?
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Name Brian, Johnson Brian Thomas. Junior you're balled?
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Out. Actually Brian johnson is the Former eagles offensive coordinator
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: who's now the passing game coordinator for The Washington. Commanders
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: ball knowers will tell you that went To.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: FLORIDA i went back and watched The Brandon walker intro
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: video when he gets hired to.
• 43:58
  Speaker 10: Barstool it's a good one.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: That will make me laugh till the day THAT i.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Die where he's like To, Dave, Dave he's, like what's.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Happening what's happening? Here right? Down, yeah my wife cut my,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: hair thank you very. Much you know she's. Dead that's not.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Funny she's not.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Dead, yeah he killed. It no one has shown such
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: understanding and self awareness when just being thrown into the
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: middle of.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: It.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah did you see the video that Like mincey was
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: doing play by play at like a high school game
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: the weekend when he was. Hired oh, no it's so.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Funny there was like some someone was like going to
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: go To kansas and they're, like what does this guy
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: And ben mince happen in? Common, like, well they're both
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: going to be spending next fall In. Manhattan Congrats, bend
• 44:44
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• 44:46
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• 44:50
  Speaker 3: It he was like.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Good he wasn't like. Bumbling he was like. Mincy, yeah
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: he was like.
• 44:54
  Speaker 10: Fluent Didn't brandon Wasn't brandon supposed to go do some
• 44:57
  Speaker 10: play by play for high school mm hmm? Recently did
• 45:01
  Speaker 10: he ever do?
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: THAT i don't think he.
• 45:03
  Speaker 10: Did oh, yeah because he needed to take off like
• 45:05
  Speaker 10: three months from work to do, it and it was
• 45:07
  Speaker 10: a free it was an unpaid.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Gig he was going to be the local high school
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: play by.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Guy, yeah they won him there the whole, season
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: that's what it.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Was or he was going to drive down on The.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Fridays, yeah he's gonna drive To mississippi.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: From illinois or something like.
• 45:20
  Speaker 10: That well because he just doesn't like to, FLY i,
• 45:23
  Speaker 10: guess but he does.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: It he does it.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Right we'll have to have branded on the podcast next.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Week Brenda. Walker, yeah, yeah Maybe Tommy Tommy. Walker, OH
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: i was just thinking Of Brandon Talk. Fantasy, yeah after
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: he whipped everyone's. Asses are you gonna make him a
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: trophy as? COMMISSION i think that's your.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Duty, oh it should be the it should be The Rogan. Kettlebell,
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: no we need. That we're not giving that. Away it's
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: not a bad trophy there for next. Season we'll do
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: it for next.
• 45:51
  Speaker 10: Week we'll do it for next.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Season roan did to get that here is not me
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: means we're not giving it. Away, also if we gave it,
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: away how would you get.
• 46:01
  Speaker 10: IT i was gonna, say you don't have to worry about
• 46:03
  Speaker 10: Because i'm definitely not bringing that thing To New.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Orleans you're not bringing it. Anywhere, No i'm surprised you've
• 46:08
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• 46:10
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• 46:12
  Speaker 3: is going to be in. Half for.
• 46:15
  Speaker 10: Sure you definitely shouldn't have that concentrated fifty pounds in
• 46:21
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• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Table it's, okay.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: That's how tables. Work that's. Literally, look there's like an
• 46:26
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• 46:29
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• 46:29
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• 46:33
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• 46:37
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• 46:38
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• 46:41
  Speaker 1: you actually understand.
• 46:42
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• 46:44
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• 46:45
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• 46:48
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• 54:38
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• 54:58
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• 55:54
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• 56:10
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• 56:16
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• 56:19
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• 56:26
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• 56:36
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• 56:40
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• 56:56
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• 57:04
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• 57:15
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• 57:18
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• 57:31
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• 57:33
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• 58:28
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• 58:39
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• 58:44
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• 58:48
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• 58:52
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• 58:55
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• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Another christmas episode with him, Now but like, now.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, honestly are you with the views a lot.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: After your back off the? Wagon after you celebrate The Super?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Bowl would you do drink some magnog with boozing?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: It? No why did you try to sneak.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: That you said you're gonna drink again if The eagles
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: win The Super. Bowl if you're like you, said you break.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 10: Sobriety, OH i THINK i said it would hard. TO
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 10: i THINK i think it said it would be hard
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 10: to not break.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Sobriety you Said i'm going to. Break that'll probably make
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: me break.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 10: SOBRIETY i think if it's like me And saquon hanging
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 10: out in a corner, together, Yeah i'm probably gonna. Happen but,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 10: also those guys don't really drink like.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: That, yeah they won't drink if they win The Super,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: bowl not even A Super. Champagne, no they.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 10: Do but LIKE i remember what when we went out
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 10: with The, bills like none of them were.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Drinking like that was why it was so. Funny seas
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: to be, Done that's.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 10: True it was also like right on the edge of the, playoffs.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: What are, yeah what are we celebrating it was the.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Last regular season game because you're like six six three twenty, Like.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 10: NO i guess it was In, november so, no, YEAH
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 10: i guess it was dead mid season.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Or maybe they just hold it together like you didn't
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: see them like physically.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Drinking, NO i didn't SEE i.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 10: DON'T i think that's why it was so, funny because
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 10: it was, Me, shane And lamay are all just blacked
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 10: out and they were Like shane And lamaire were on like.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 10: Mushrooms we were all on like adderall so we were
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 10: all like fucked up and they were all just like dead.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 10: SOBER i think.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: SO i think that's why it was. FUNNY i have a, Question,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: shoot do you think you did enough drinking so that
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: you will be able to tell stories of the times
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: you got fucked up for the rest of your, life,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: uh without ever drinking. Again if it comes to, THAT
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: i THINK i got.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 10: IT i THINK i GOT i THINK i got a
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 10: couple like a good a good amount of.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: Stories so you you, think like you can SAY i
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: got so fucked up this, time like this thing that
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: that for the next seventy years of your life you'll
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: be able to reference those times and, say, WELL i
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: used TO i used to really throw it back this
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: one time with the, BILLS i mean the.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 10: Bills one is pretty it's a pretty good. Story that, Really,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 10: No i'm. Serious i'm not making.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: A joke at. All it's like when guys, say you
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: know that they got married too early and they wish
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: they'd given themselves more time to you, know, yeah yeah some.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 10: Pigs Yeah, NO i Think i'm pretty much. GOOD i
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 10: think that story LIKE i THINK i could have quit
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 10: drinking after, that and that story carries but because especially,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 10: now it's like at the, time maybe it, didn't but
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 10: it's like, now, okay so Now jane's And alis celebrity,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 10: now so that helps the.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: Story but that's just one. Story if you just tell
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: your one story, over.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 10: Tell different versions of, it your kids a long, night
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 10: your big stories wrapped into that one story.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: Lying, yeah, YEAH.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: I think if you lie a little bit it'll.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: Help flutie was still the. Core you. Know flutey showed
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: up out of nowhere said you, said, Hey flutey wanted
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: to try the drop kick extra. Point he created a
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: field goal with our arms sure, enough used a Picture.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Fluty just hidding like the hang down like knockout, thing
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: this feedback and scored like a nine. Hundred the bills go.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: Nuts, anyway you could see WHY i don't drink anymore.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: That.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 10: Night, Yeah i'm trying to think of who THE i
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 10: think it was Like Dawson knox was like playing the
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 10: game At David buster's where you press the where it's
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 10: like the reflex game where it's just like it's a
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 10: bunch of light. Up it's a bunch of buttons and
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 10: they light up and you have to press.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: Him they used to warm Up formula one.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 10: Drivers really a version of the version of it version it.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 10: Was it, Was it was, that but it was like
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 10: it's supposed to be really, difficult but his entire body
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 10: was taking up the entire. Thing like his body was
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 10: over the entire you're supposed to be you're supposed.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: To be moving.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 10: Around there's literally just him being like it was so
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 10: massive compared to the game this it's a game for,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 10: children you.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Guys ever do the one where like the sticks of
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Dynam i drop and you gotta like catch?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: It LOOKS i want to do. That that looks. AWESOME
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: i saw the birds do. It they did that.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: ONE i didn't see them do.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 10: It, yeah they posted it on Their. INSTAGRAM a couple of.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Having a blast are also doing fun over.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: There they're trying to copy the.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: BILLS i bet you'd be sick at.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: IT i think so. TOO i THINK i would be
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: really good at. It i've always. Been every TIME i
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: walk under a, building uh In New, YORK i always
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: check for a high floor to see if it's on
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: fire and there's a child that's being that someone is
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: hoping to drop off to. Me so you could catch the, Child,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: yeah AND i would do, it no.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Problem would you go to the ground and kind of
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: like let your like let the weight take you to the.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: GROUND i figure try to bare hand, it, like.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: Oh stick, it stick in, it stick.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: The kid one, handed pure, head catch it across a
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: kid out of the air like. That that would be so.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: NICE i think you got to get, it catch you.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: Gotta you gotta, really, yeah you have. To and kids are.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: GANGLY i mean they don't fall. Well it don't fall.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: Well Not.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 10: AMERICANS i asked this On Always Holding on to The Last.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: SECOND i THINK i asked this on an old.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 16: Episode, yes swinging towards the. Windows, yeah they bounce off a. Leg,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 16: yeah you don't actually want to be flushed to the wall.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 16: Now and there's something about physics where that's true. Too
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 16: people fall on an arc. Usually BUT i asked this.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: On an old episode Of oops the. Podcast and my
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: question i'll framem it here is how many stories of
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: do you think you could catch a full grown, woman
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: like if your girlfriend or wife or whatever were falling
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: out of a burning building or ready to, jump how
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: many stories up could she be where you would be
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: able to catch her? One what do you? Think the answer,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: is catch her? Clean no part of her touches the,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: ground not even one one. Story that's not. Bad how
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: much does this person? WEIGH i don't, know average woman
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: one forty so one hundred and forty pounds is coming
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: at you from like twenty feet, Away but you would
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: tell her jump as if you are trying to land
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: as flat on your back as.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 10: Possible, dude my arms are getting are going through the
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 10: ground with, Her they're Going my arms are getting ripped
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 10: clean out of the.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: Sockets how do you think you'd try to catch her
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: like a? BUNDLE i don't, know you're just going like.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 10: That i'm just so curious to know you're your genuine,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 10: answer BECAUSE i feel like you're about to drop.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Like Eight, NO i think it's a typical. Story is
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: what ten feet or something like? That SO i GUESS
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: i think thirty feet three stories is about as high
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: as it before.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 10: Before you think you could catch one hundred and fifty
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 10: pounds one hundred and forty pounds thirty.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Definitely not dating one hundred and fifty pound.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 10: Hundred thirty pounds from the third floor From, yeah we're
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 10: on the third.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: Floor, YEAH i THINK i think that'd be like where
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: like if she were on the. Run, WELL i know
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: that's why we're like on the fourth. Floor i'm stepping, aside,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: dude the third.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 10: Floor your arms are snat like it's gonna be just BROAD.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: I, know but she deserves for me to. Try i'll
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: probably get hurt multiple people that'll bond us.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 10: TOGETHER i, think on the bright, side neither of.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: You would, die.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Right you know there's there's videos of these. Scenarios you
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: break the.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Fall you would break the.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 10: Fall you would one hundred percent. Fall she would want
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 10: one hundred percent hit the. GROUND i know THAT i
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 10: would both break multiple. Bones YOU'RE i think you're just
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 10: protecting her head and spine as best as You but
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 10: YOUR i thought your original question was without her touching the.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: Ground, YEAH i THINK i could catch a one hundred
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: and forty pound woman clean from three. Stories, think so.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 10: You want to.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: TRY i would like to get how we do get one.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 10: Hundred and forty pounds worth of?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Something oh, no we got to ask who's one hundred
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: and forty pounds because you're throwing the. Building it's the
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: body dynamics.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: Though, yeah But, roan that is a good. POINT i
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: am not going to feel the same way about a
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: one hundred and forty pound blow up doll laden with. Weight,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: yeah that's. True that the ADRENALINE i am about a
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: WOMAN i care. About that is. True and IF i
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: do catch, her my first conversation is you need to
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: lose ten.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 10: Pounds, yeah let's get you on the, catcher give her
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 10: jab Of OZAMPIC a.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah just like as she's. Recovering it's like a.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: Kid you're trying to.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Distract after the, ground know the ground you hit the?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: Ground is that a bee when you're a bee? HIVE
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: i THINK i had bees in my.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 10: Pocket must have, escaped, YEAH I I i, mean, DUDE
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 10: i honestly THINK i think one story max for. ANYBODY
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 10: i tried to jump without without touching the, ground without
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 10: touching the without her touching the, ground one, Story, MATT.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: I tried to jump off the second. STORY i THINK
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: i broke my.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 10: Foot you jumped off your second?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: Story?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah or like was hopping. DOWN i climbed up to
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: get like a frisbee from someone's porch AND i was
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: climbing down and the porch, broke AND i like fell
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: down and holy ship broke MY i THINK i broke my,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: foot fucked up my ankle.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 10: Back when did this happen this? Morning, no you're saying
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 10: it like it happened like.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Today, no this was like WHEN i was, like.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 10: Like, DUDE i jumped off the second. STORY i THINK
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 10: i broke my. Foot, like what do you mean you
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 10: think you broke your foot right the way.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: That you didn't know the actual medical. Result sound very present.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: My.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: Ankle i'll be a Little i'm gonna get it looked at.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: SOON i should be. Good they, said just walking.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: Off what how far do you think my balcony? Is is?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 10: That would you even call that one story of.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: Your of your? Part, yeah, DUDE i could catch A
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: i could catch Coach dougs off your. Belt, okay how
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: how high up do you think that?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Is barstool?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: Beef, yeah that's, no that's not even close to ten,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: feet BECAUSE i know it's. Not it's so and it's so. Low,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: yeah that's probably what seven. Feet you live almost its street.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: LEVEL i could peeping tom you by. Jumping you live
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: At shack's.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 10: Height, yeah it's probably seven feet three feet.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Higher you live in a bunk. Bed you're in a
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: top bunk essentially because your your first floor goes. Down
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: you're on the second, floor so you're.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: Not like it's like halfway. Up, yeah third story of your.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: BUILDING i would have no problem catching a a woman
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: who cared about how she looked third. Story, YEAH i don't.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: KNOW i don't.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: KNOW i think you could. SaaS don't give yourself, like
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: don't rip credit away from. Yourself you have there's an
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: athlete under.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 10: There when we were In, wyoming we had a h
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 10: there was a fourth.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: Story it's, like, okay plot's four days a. Week you
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: better be trying.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Embraced your.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: Core.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah when we were In, wyoming we went on A
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 10: there was one day where we decided to stray from
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 10: the path and we went and we drove ten miles
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 10: down this like dirt road going like one mile per
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 10: hour because it was on the side of a cliff
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 10: and it wasn't really it wasn't like a real. Road
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 10: and we hiked down a mountain with no path and
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 10: then at the, bottom right before we got to the,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 10: river there was like a probably like a ten foot,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 10: drop And matt jumped and landed, fine and then me
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 10: And bow needed to be hoisted down damn CAUSE i
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 10: MEAN i was looking at. That it was, LIKE i
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 10: feel LIKE i was a little. Kid you, Ever like
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 10: remember being like a little kid and you're looking at
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 10: something you're supposed to like everyone else jumped off of,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 10: it and you're looking down and you're, like IF i
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 10: jump off, that my legs are gonna snap.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: You it's like you were helped onto a.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 10: Boat, Yeah, yeah but it's like you, know you, know deep,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 10: down like you.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: Know but that's where the whole parkore thing comes. In
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: where you're not supposed to just jump straight onto your.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: Legs it's to jump out and. Roll but there was
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: nowhere to. Roll so how Did matt do? It it's
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: just really. Athletic, yeah that's that's Why i'm probably closest to.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Him, YEAH i think that you would jump and do
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: that like awkward fall where you land on your feet
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: and fall to your knees right. Away.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah like you're being double.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 10: Jumped but it was like the landing was at a,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 10: slant SO i just Saw i'm looking down at it
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 10: And i'm Seeing i'm also lying completely bo didn't have
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 10: to get hoisted. DOWN i just said that to make
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 10: myself feel.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: BETTER i. WAS i was going to, say at Least
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: bow got hoisted down TO.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 10: I was the only one that got hoisted. DOWN i
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 10: was looking at it.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: And they caught. You they they caught you, day they caught,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: Me so there you. Go hey, man you're one hundred
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: and forty pounds. Woman it was a really. Embarrassing how
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: did they catch? You did they catch you? Clean it
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: was not. Clean that was the worst.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 10: Part it was a lot of like. Flailing did you
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 10: touch the? GROUND i didn't touch the. Ground, no because
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 10: they lifted me and carried me and dropped me down
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 10: way they lifted you from up there what like it
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 10: was LIKE I i can do. It LIKE i went like,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 10: this like might put my hands, here and you let
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 10: my legs and let my legs.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: Hang oh and then they grabbed your, legs grab my. Legs.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: THIS i WISH i had been there for this so fucking.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: BADLY i would have loved to have just had you
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: just like, shimmy you down your. Body, OKAY i got, Him,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: no you got, him you got.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Him we'll just pick up get him under his. Armpits
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: his legs are.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 10: Swinging But i've Always i've all LIKE I i, know
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 10: REALISTICALLY i probably could have jumped and been completely, fine
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 10: but you're.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: SCARED i.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 10: Was, YEAH i was, scared and AND i don't know
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 10: Why i've had. That i've always had that feeling in,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 10: me like When i'm like WHEN i remember being like
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 10: a child and like seeing people like jump off. Things
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 10: THEN i go to jump AND i look And i'm, like,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 10: Dude i'm Gonna i'm gonna break my.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: Ankle you go on these, wilderness fucking rugged fishing trips
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: with these two mountain, men All american, boys and you
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: have to be helped down off the ledge that they're
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: just jumping off. Of no thought about.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: It all, Right it's one of the funniest Images i've
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: ever put ever in my. LIFE i really don't give
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: superlatives like, That Willy Nilly.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 10: Ron first of, All i'm gonna need.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: You i'm gonna need you.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 10: To be silent here because you would have won one hundred.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: PEOPLE i definitely would sit. Down but the difference IS
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: i don't go out on adventures LIKE i know my.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Place there's no Way i'm jumping.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 10: Down i'm just as on athletic AS i.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: Says you wouldn't have been hoisted.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 10: Down you would have. Jumped he would have easily.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: Jumped BUT i don't go into places WHERE i foresee the.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: Hoist And i'm, LIKE i. CAN'T i can't make my
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: boys hoist.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Meat avoid avoid avoids the. HOIST i know That i'm
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: not going to Let.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 10: Matt was like a d one athlete and what did
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 10: he play the cross and? Bow is it is trained
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 10: to be A navy, seal.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: So so really quick, THOUGH i just want to make
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: sure we're on the right thing, here because a hoist
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: to me is a. Lift it was a, Lift this
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: is a this is a. Lower it was a. Lower
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: it's a d. Hoist i'm wondering what the word would
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: be for.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: That it's not a, forist, right is it a hoist
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: or a?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 10: FORIST i will say Though bow was was very.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: Hesitant it did take him a while to do.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: It So matt went.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 10: First matt went, first zero Prom i'm picturing him like
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 10: kicking his feet up and like it was really it
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 10: was really.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: Annoying is there any world where we Can we can't
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: find this spot? Again could we in a million years? Now,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: OKAY i could find? It maybe on my? Map no
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: WE i want to. Go oh, no a in a
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: million years we would never find. It i'm, like we we, could,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: yeah but it's never that's never. Happened you know we
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: should Use we should go to your apartment and hoist
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: you down from the fire. Escape.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah DID i ever tell you about WHEN i was
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 10: locked out of my apartment and WHEN i was like
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 10: asking one of my. NEIGHBORS i was, like do you
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 10: have any and they were, like you live right? There
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 10: AND i was, like, yeah, like have you tried just
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 10: going up the fire? Escape And i'd be, like, dude
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 10: that would be like.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: A scene.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 10: Like on my street if all of a Sudden i'm
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 10: lowering down the ladder And i'm just climbing up my
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 10: side of the.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: Building, yeah may be like what do you? Do you
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: could just tell, People, HEY i live. HERE i locked
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: myself out door was locked, anyway the window was locked.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Me do you lock your?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: Window it's always. Locked have you ever opened that? Window?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: YEAH i opened an occasionally in the, summer but to
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: close it you have to lock. It it's just a.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: LATCH i saw you out there having cigars AND i
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: pas With josh Dim JOSH.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 10: Dm, Yeah JOSH.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: M i forgot About JOSH m.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Before your time cigars AND i pas on the cigars.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 10: Pas, yeah you would like to have cigars and ip
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 10: as on our fire escape as.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Well that's WHAT i. Mean that was his.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: Vibe Who's Josh he used to work here the opium Bro?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: Okay was he the guy that said you weren't good
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: at battle? Wrapping that Was Josh?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Pray Different josh's both joshing nothing but respect for both
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: of them to those are my. Brothers anytime you've come through,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Here that's what the people don't. Understand once you've been
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: through these, halls that's a kinship that cannot be fucking.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Broken i'd go to war For Josh dim And Josh
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: pray And Josh. PRAY i would link arms with them
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: and go into one of Those Green Street hoolan style.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: BATTLES i can't get the image of you on your
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: hands with them lowering your legs like.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: This where you were on the edge and you ship
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: should be to the, edge and you're just, like.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was exactly the last woman getting onto the.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: Life it was exactly like.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 10: That and then like a last second like go back
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 10: up like NO i, CAN'T i can't do, it and
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 10: go back.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: Up, yeah but you did, Commit OH i. COMMITTED i did.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 10: It and then the place that we ate when there
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 10: was no fish that it was it was really it
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 10: was a frustrating day. Happened they insisted that we go
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 10: off the path and then we get down and they're
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 10: like we're, like they're, like, dude there's water down, Here
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 10: like who, knows it might be like the sickest fishing
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 10: we've ever, seen because it's completely like unknown. Territory, yeah
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 10: and then we get down there and there is a,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 10: river so we're, like, oh, ship this could be. Sick
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 10: and then we get down in the rivers like one inch.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: Deep, YEAH i, mean it's what They it's What Bruce
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: wayne's dad said to, him And batman, begins it's not
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: how we get hoisted, down it's how we.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: Get, hoisted get hoisted, down and hoist ourselves back, up
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: and we.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: Did fly back up the. Mountain that was probably the.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 10: Most in Shape i've been in recent.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: Memory nice is that it was right around that, video.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: The Chin chin.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: Video that's what you just said was the best in
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: most shape you've ever.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 10: Been, NO i said that was the most Shape i've
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 10: been in recent. Memory the best Shape i've ever been
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 10: was for that.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: Video how far back does your recent memory?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: Go?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: What what is that time? PERIOD a? Year that's one?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: Year like that was the?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 10: Best, okay, sorry that was the best Shape i've been
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 10: in the last.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: Year, No i'm not asking you to change. That i'm just.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: Curious everyone's recent memory is. Different for, me recent memory
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: is probably like five years since you've been.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Reheart oh, no that's more than five.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: Years, yeah probably SINCE. COVID i THINK covid is like
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: a demarketing line in time for mentally or maybe POST. Covid,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: YEAH i don't, know is recent.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 10: Memory, well the best Shape i've ever been in WAS
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 10: covid right in the beginning OF, covid.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: Right because you weren't old enough to.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: Drink, no BECAUSE i was training for a half, marathon
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: did you do it? Now because it got canceled because OF.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: Covid should have just ran it in the. Streets got
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: up to eight miles, though With Tony.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Fauci that's.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: Impressive i've never run that. Far it sucked, ass that.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 10: Hurts AND i got to the, END i did LIKE
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 10: i was running on the, beach not the, beach the
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 10: road of the beach In. Massachusetts, OH i, see BECAUSE
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 10: i was home because OF, covid and AND i like
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 10: mapped it out the run and THEN i GUESS i
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 10: ended up being like a mile. Off SO i got
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 10: back to the car AND i still had a mile to,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 10: go AND i just had to run around the parking
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 10: lot for a, mihile just back and, forth AND i was,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 10: like this sucks so, much that's so.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Good where's the most fun place to?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: Run?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: UH i like like on a trail.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: Trails, Nice, YEAH i don't. KNOW i like a round a.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: Bay if there's a. Loop there's a great run In, Portland,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: maine The Casco Bay. Loop there's a parking lot and
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: then you get her on there and it's so easy
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: to get. Halfway yeah that you're never going to turn and. Back,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: yeah you have to, finish which is it's like it's
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: three and a half. MILES i. Think so it's the
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: perfect distance, too you, know you run one seventy five
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: miles is not. Hard, yeah and then you're, like now
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: it's closer to go all the way than it is
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: to quit on. Myself, yeah WHICH i. Like.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 10: YEAH i always liked running by the water and IF i,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 10: go IF i run, NOW i go run by the.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 10: Water but the problem is the.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: Wind. Dude we used to have to run that bay
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: in pre season lacrosse in full lacrosse. Gear oh, yeah
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: and there'd be like half. Marathon.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: OH i thought you Made, Portland, oregon Brother Portland.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 10: Maine OH i thought he Met, Portland maine because he
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 10: Said Portland.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: Maine i'm not going To, Portland oregon unless My New
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: york's burns down AND i need to go see. Family,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: yeah in the.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 10: Vacuum you guys are getting smoked in the comments with
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 10: what from the argument last?
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: Episode?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah what are they?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 10: Saying they were saying THAT i was never been more
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 10: right about. Something, no, yeah they were, LIKE i live In.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 10: California my whole family lives In. California, wow EVERYONE i
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 10: know his family lives In. CALIFORNIA i think the census has.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 10: Spoken the census has.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: Spoken oh Those reddit? Threads really?
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah not even in The son of A boy like
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 10: in like R Slash.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: California they were talking about it our slash. Survival.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah you guys really think That tesla was his
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: full charge would go?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: Down people Were someone suggested a book about E.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 10: MPs, YEAH i have a book ABOUT. EMPs it's Called The.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 10: Blackout we need some.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: Mrs fucking E.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: MP i, KNOW i keep forgetting to bring in MY.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: MRS i was literally showing him off to the fellows
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: last night too on what? FaceTime, really, yeah, damn why'd
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: you get? MRS i have them for, camping.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 10: But we wanted to try, one AND i SAID i
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 10: would bring in my jet boil and we could make.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: One, well have you had? One?
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: No they sound fucking amazing.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: Thing the ones THAT i have are.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 10: Good need to try ONE i got like pad.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: Tie speaking of, MRIs i am getting sent a ton
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: Of mini bar. Sacks. Nice The One hotel wanted to
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: right the wrong of the one hundred and sixteen Dollars
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: mini bar BILL i racked up by sending me free
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: versions of those. SNACKS i was, like that's not WHAT i.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: WANT i don't want more mini. Bar, YEAH i don't.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: WANT i don't want more like chocolate covered, pistache like
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: a weird. SNACK i don't need to keep committing this
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: mistake for. Free that's not What i'm trying to learn from.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: This and it makes you special when you're at The One.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: Hotel it's like getting a Bisk off cookie while you're
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: not on a. Plane you, know.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: Waffles exact the, moon.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 10: Though some weird like off Brand swedish fish really in
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 10: a glass. Jar for some, REASON i.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: FLEW i flew To denver and then took a very
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: very small plane to tell your, ride which is one
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: of the most dangerous airports in the, country and we
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: flew what was the, Airline it's Like Denver connect Or
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: Sun air or something like. That, yeah and but on that,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: plane first of, all you, know maybe twenty, seats, yeah general. Admission,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: yeah and in not not in A Southwest airlines kind of,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: way like everyone all the seats are exactly the. Same,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: yeah and uh they brought out a basket of treats
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: and it was all candy and it was all king size. Candy,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: Goddamn i'm talking as package that was four.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: Cups so they, know you guys are fried.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: Like movie theater Sour patch.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Kids, like we're as high as you guys right.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: Now PEANUT m And M's, YEAH i mean it was.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: Unbelievable that's pretty on a forty five minute. Flow it's so.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: Cool that sounds. Amazing was it one of them where you're,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: like TAKE i.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 17: FELT i felt like given the size was, yeah was
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 17: does that not annoy you guys when you're doing you're
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 17: On delta and they'll, like take as many as you,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 17: want and it's, like maybe just get bigger.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 10: PORTIONS i don't have to SO i don't have to
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 10: take nine packs of Sun.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: CHIPS i don't take nine packs of Son. CHIPS i
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: take one or two different.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 10: Things, Yeah like when they come, AROUND i take the Sun,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 10: CHIPS i take the sun, chips AND i.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: Take the chocolate squares With michael And.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 10: Augustine the pink, PACKAGES i know what you're talking about
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 10: are pretty.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: Good they have different you, know they have different snacks
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: in first class versus coach on. Delta oh, yeah obvious
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: the snacks in first class or you get its.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 10: Pistachios, Brother i'm not talking about coach, Right so then
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 10: my question the.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: Honey, pretzels the gummy.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 10: Bears they send me my flights For New orleans and
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 10: they were, like do any of these?
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: Work AND i didn't. REPLY i was, Like i'll endle.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: This you guysn't got to worry the ones on, me,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: right are you?
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 10: Actually i'm not sitting forty eight f bro f is
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 10: at least window every TIME i fly For, barstool it's
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 10: you guys in first class and it's me like against
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 10: the bathroom in the back of the.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: Plane that's not. True well what do you? Mean it's
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: act it's a dude status than you would. Be you'd
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: be up with.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 10: Us this was BEFORE i think this was before you
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 10: were on the Podcast. Trances me And me And roan
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 10: And tommy went to L a to do uh to
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 10: do a. Neighborhood eat somebody's like a red eye. Home
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 10: and we landed when we me And tommy were in
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 10: the last row of the. Plane, yeah we. LANDED i
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 10: Texted roan AND i was, like are you still? Uh
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 10: are you still? Here and he, Goes i'm. Home he
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 10: was back In brooklyn and we were we were still.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: Debording we were still on a.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: Plane AND i was like wide away, too BECAUSE i
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: laid down the entire.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: Time that was such a brutal.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: Flight, yeah that's, tough that's a rough Red. Eye BUT
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: i was like fine taking it BECAUSE i was, like,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: Well i'm gonna sleep the whole.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 10: Time that was back WHEN i was still super scared of.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: Flying, Yeah AND i remember we went to.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: THE i remember crushing An ata van and snorting it
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: on the top of a.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: Urinal, no that was pretty changing, table that.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 10: WAS i remember we went to that bar right before
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 10: the flight AND i chugged Three Bloody mary's and THEN
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 10: i got A miller light when we got on the
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 10: plane and THEN i passed.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: Out DID i tell you THAT i threw up in
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: the bathroom on the way To? Denver, yeah or WHEN
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: i got To DENVER i threw? Up, yeah what. HAPPENED
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: i think it was WHEN i got To maybe it
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: was In. Chicago, WELL i used. IT i used that
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: they had a gender neutral bathroom on the. Plane, no In,
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: Chicago i'm pretty sure they called the single bathroom that
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: sits between the men's and the, women's which is usually
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: the family bathroom on a. Plane. No. No in the.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: Airport oh, OH i was, like what plane are you?
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 10: Flying are you flying like Air, Yeah emirates.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: They had they have the women's on the right and
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: the men's on the, left and then in the middle
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: there's like an individual but very, spacious always very, clean
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: by the, way family. Bathroom. Yeah In, CHICAGO i think
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: it's gender. Neutral they called it the gender neutral bathrooms
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: because Everyone chicago's. Gay, sure AND i went in, there
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: locked the, door and for our brothers at, barstool of,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: course threw. Up why did you throw?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: Up?
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: Uh because we had gone to a pretty heavy dinner
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: the night, before at The monteverde. Dinner you threw up after? That?
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah the next day the next MORNING.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: I felt sick on the way back from that.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: TOO i think it was all the red meat we
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: ate a lot, of like wag u, skewers that was really.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: Heavy oh my, faces, bro we're gonna have nice dinners
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: In New.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 10: Orleans you guys sound like.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: GIRLS i had NEVER i was so shocked that you.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: Ate a meal and then you threw up after. LIGHTS i.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 10: DIDN'T i thought you were going to, say, like, OH
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 10: i was super EMOTION i got super sick on the.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: Plane never happens to, me you're, saying we were, LIKE
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: i had a steak the night. Before you had to
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: be helped down a five foot cliff like a.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 10: Damsel, dude you ate a steak and projectile vomited in
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 10: the queer back.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: PROJECTILE i also did that thing WHERE i knew it
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: was going to be, loud SO i turned on the
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: tap and it did so little it keeps turning. Off
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: you got firing a. Stream.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: YEAH i got carsick on the way home from the
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: airport then that that, day And i've never gotten, carsick
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: and my body like was thrown into a, Panic LIKE
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: i didn't really didn't have any idea what was.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: Happening, yeah getting carsick is such a.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: DYING i was. Bad my body just like was. JOLTED
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: i was, like, oh this is.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: Carsick two worst throw ups.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 10: Ever car sick and nicotine is.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: Combined the first TIME i ever dip, yeah combined of
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: a car on the way To. Dartmouth, yeah we were
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: driving there for some bullshit party or something like.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: That bullshit A dartmouth, party.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: And that that. Drive dartmouth is in the middle of fucking.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 10: Nowhere, YEAH i feel like that's like a lot of
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 10: those big, schools like isn't.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: And yukon's in the middle of.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 10: NOWHERE i Know yukon, is but isn't a Fucking cornell
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 10: in the middle of? Nowhere, yeah like super hard to get. To,
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 10: yeah it's really far state of, Course Ben, state we, are.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: We.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: Are, well we'll see you're backing?
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 10: Out, well, no it depends on if my sister goes
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 10: there and on is she backing?
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: Out she hasn't.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: Decided she's leaning Towards Penn.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 10: State she's leaning Towards Penn.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: State what do we gotta? Say what do we gotta?
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: Do N I O, Well.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 10: Ohio state winning the championship didn't Help Penn state state de,
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 10: coordinate but she was in Between Ohio state And Penn.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: State she cares about.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: That, No, OKAY i do well then as just pure.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: Partying Penn state Smokes Ohio.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: State she's.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 10: NOT i don't think she's like a huge party. Person
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 10: she will she just wants to go to a big.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 3: School she will.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: Be, yeah, well N. Il we could throw whatever kind
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: of money at like whatever she's looking.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: For, yeah, yeah i'll.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: See we'll give her A sr door.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 10: Deal she's only a junior, though so she's going to
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 10: be at the party with like her TIME x. Watch
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 10: she wants to do her like. SATs i can help
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 10: her with.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: That, yeah this is getting. CREEPY i don't like.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 10: IT i should send you down to help my little
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 10: sister WITH SATs that she can go To Penn. State,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 10: hey you're. Good Is Penn state hard to get?
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 3: Into?
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 10: YES i think it's like a fifty out of, state isn't?
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: It?
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah fifty?
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: Fifty yes or.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 10: No i'll be the best SCHOOL i got.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: INTO i got deferred From De. Paul it's like a
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: ninety percent acceptance.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: Rate they didn't know your. Prodigy it's so.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: Weird you are. SMART i just was so bad in.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: SCHOOL i, know And i've met people like that And
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: i've you, know that's just one of those things Where i'm,
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 3: like you made a. Choice you were making a choice
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: in his.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 10: BRAIN i don't know IF i made a choice as
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 10: much as because the thing IS i actually did. Try
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 10: it was freshman. YEAR i failed two classes like.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 3: F where you weren't trying THOUGH i wasn't.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 10: Trying but then after, that BUT i didn't get anything
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 10: lower than for, ME i just, like wouldn't go.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: UP i realized That i'm sounding privileged and county, here
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: so just help me for. This when you were in
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 3: those class over the course of a year and your
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: teacher would, say this is the homework, assignment and you
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: would not do, it and you'd show up the next
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 3: day and she would, say where is?
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: It?
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: YEAH i, mean were there not moments along the way
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: where you got detentions or calls home to your, parents
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: or moments where you were, like this. SUCKS i don't
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: want to have to stay after school and do like
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: extra study halls and have my parents be mad at
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: me and all this and like take away my PlayStation.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: Whatever were there no moments of trying to correct. It
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: how did you get away for an entire year with
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: failing those? Classes, no it was.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 10: BRUTAL i mean it was, like, DUDE i would be
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 10: like walking in between classes and THEN i would just
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 10: see my parents in the school.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: AND i would be, like fuck you doing? It even
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: though they were coming in and it wasn't parent.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 10: TEACHER i would be, like we'll talk when when you
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 10: when you get, home And i'd be, like.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: Fuck were you going at this?
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: Time?
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 3: No did you think nothing? Going do you think you
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: were getting away with?
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 11: It?
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 10: Dude it was genuinely like it would be like it, like,
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 10: yeah there was definitely.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: Like tests and ship THAT i didn't study.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 10: For AND i KNEW i didn't pay attention in, class
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 10: SO i KNEW i was going to fail. Them but
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 10: like a lot of like there was a lot of
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 10: times where it'll be, like, uh like my mom would
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 10: be like did you your? Homework And i'd be, like,
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 10: YEAH i did, it AND i Did and Then i'd
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 10: get to class and they'd be, like, well there was
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 10: two assignments And i'd be, LIKE i didn't.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: KNOW i forgot about the other. One, Okay so it
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: was an organizational, Issue, yeah it. Was there was there was.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: That there was definitely a.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 10: Problem it was also, YEAH i just was lazy and
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 10: didn't want to do school, work AND i also just
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 10: couldn't pay attention to.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: CLASS i GUESS i get. It, yeah when did you
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: go on?
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 10: Medicine, WELL i stopped medicine in tenth.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: GRADE i, think so you were already on. Medicine the
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: medicine was making you.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 10: LAZY i was on adderall from fifth grade to this
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 10: is on adderall tenth.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: Grade you weren't doing your homework on.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: Adderall he got numb to. It he beat.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: It you beat adderall like data beato.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 10: Zepic, no my grades went up a lot WHEN i
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 10: was on. As, yeah just because like just from simply
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 10: just being able to pay attention in, class and like
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 10: then now you're doing better on tests and quizzes even
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 10: if you don't. Study but, YEAH i don't remember WHEN
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 10: I i. DON'T i feel LIKE i stopped taking it
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 10: in tenth, grade BECAUSE i definitely took it in ninth.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 3: Grade what what were the classes that you failed freshman?
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: YEAR i have no. Clue was it math and science
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: or was it? Health AND i failed health Because i've told.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 10: YOU i Think i've told the story about WHY i failed.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: Because you were so.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 10: Unhealthy, no BECAUSE i was staying after For spanish class
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 10: BECAUSE i was Failing spanish as. Well AND i think
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 10: those were the two THAT i.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: FAILED i THINK i Fit spanish in, hell and that
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: makes sense to. Me i'm happy to hear that it
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: was those two as opposed to you, know math And
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: English english or. Something.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 10: NOW i failed health BECAUSE i was staying after For
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 10: spanish and we were doing we had to do like
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 10: the egg, baby where you take an.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 3: Egg and you hoist it down a. Mountain you, know you.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 10: Take an egg and you and you poke a hole
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 10: in both sides and you blow out all the, yolks
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 10: so you just have the egg shell and then you
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 10: have to like put it in like a basket and
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 10: you have to carry it around like it's a. Baby
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 10: AND i was IN i was staying after For. Spanish,
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 10: ALSO i had a, tupperware SO i realized about halfway
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 10: through THAT i could just put the lid on it
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 10: and just throw it in my backpack and Then i'd
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 10: always have. It but like when you were in, class
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 10: you had to like take it out because teachers would
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 10: like tell on.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: You and what was the point of This because most
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: of the kids in his like high school were going
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: to have children while they were in high.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 10: School, now you guys never had to do, that like
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 10: with like the flower baby or some SHIT.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 3: I think we. DID i vaguely.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 10: REMEMBER i still don't know what the point it, is
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 10: BUT i think it's pretty. COMMON i remember the flower responsibility. Baby,
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 10: YEAH i think it's a responsibility. Thing BUT i was
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 10: staying after For spanish to like retake a quiz or.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 10: Something and THEN i was, leaving and As i'm, LEAVING
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 10: i like packed up all my ship AND i AND
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 10: i walked out and THEN i and THEN i got
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 10: like maybe five feet away from the, door AND i was,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 10: like oh, SHIT i forgot my. Egg AND i AND
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 10: i AND i went to go back in AND i
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 10: look AND i see it on the, desk AND i
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 10: see the teacher sitting at her, desk and she wouldn't
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 10: let me. In she was, like you lost your, baby, Neces,
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 10: yeah she was, like she was, like you would never
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 10: leave your baby in a in a in a classroom like.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 10: THAT i was, like, well it's not my fucking. Baby
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 10: it's an.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: Egg it's an.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 10: Egg AND i was, like, yeah it's an. Egg AND
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 10: i forgot about the. Egg if it was a, BABY
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 10: i probably wouldn't have forgotten the. Baby but it's a
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 10: it's a hollow egg.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: Shell and THEN i failed because that was like, that
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 3: that was like if.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 10: You did, that it was an instant f in the.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: Class so the whole class for a high school year
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: that was like that was like because it was like
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: a fake.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 10: Class it's like one of those classes where you only
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 10: have to take it for like one semester.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: And there's only one assignment they're grading you.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 10: There, well we had other, assignments BUT i think that
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 10: one counted for like forty five percent of our.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: Grade so it was like the easiest class possibility to.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: Pass, yeah all of, this all of this squares for. Me,
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: however the only thing THAT i would ask is were
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: you not good enough at bullshitting to get yourself out
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: of those?
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: Things he's no. Nonsense he's not a. Bullshitter he's a real.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: Dude you could bullshit a health teacher like it was
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 3: nothing and, no it.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 10: Was this health teacher was like known to be a
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 10: real piece of. Work fair, Enough, YEAH i mean you
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 10: know The spanish teacher was.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: Worse, okay fair.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 10: Enough RIVALS i don't remember either THEN i hated, them but, like,
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 10: dude it is weird because LIKE i got DECENT sat.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 10: SCORES i didn't do.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: It, NO i know you're. Smart that's HOW i.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 10: Started MY gpa was just so.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: Bad, YEAH i, mean if you fail some, classes that's
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 3: going to be fail as a zero.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 10: G in your GPAs is, zero so you fail once
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 10: that zero is still bringing you. Down for like it
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 10: was impossible to recover.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 3: From like my that's WHY I paul didn't want.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 10: Me BUT i had to use it as LIKE i
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 10: had to use it to my advantage and be like
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 10: this is proof That i've.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 3: Grown, yeah, right look at how much every YEAR i.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: Got, YEAH i was an abomination a. Youth.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah and then in COLLEGE i had all, a's did You,
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 10: yeah and THEN i failed out.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: When you have, AS i had all a's for the whole.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 10: YEAR i probably had all a's AND i probably had
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 10: a couple of, bees but it was LIKE i had
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 10: really good.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: Rates all a's and b's is basically ALL i THINK.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: I, had like one of THE i had.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 10: Like one be no it Was and THEN i had
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 10: a zoom meeting With gaz and THEN i just stopped
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 10: because it was DURING covid end of the. YEAR i
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 10: just stopped going to.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: Class, yeah it's a part of the, Course, yeah you,
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: phon it's.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 3: It's Uh i'm. LUCKY i Know i'm. LUCKY I I
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 3: i grew up in a family and a school where
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: they wouldn't let.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 10: Me, NO i don't think you're understanding Like I'M i
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 10: was lucky. TOO i was just a piece of. Shit
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 10: my sister went To.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 3: Northwestern i'm not saying anything about your, INTELLIGENCE i know.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 10: How, No i'm saying like my family was furious with
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 10: me right. Like it wasn't LIKE i was LIKE i
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 10: was just like fucking. OFF i would get screamed at
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 10: every day.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 3: AFTER i don't mean. THIS i don't mean this for.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 3: You i'm saying. THAT i KNOW i sound tone deaf
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 3: sometimes When i'm, LIKE i don't know how any student
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: could ever fail high school or, Whatever LIKE i know
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 3: that it's there's different systems of. Oversight sounds like you
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: were just you, Know.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 10: NO i think you're a AND i think you're, Right
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 10: LIKE i was like, Retarded like it was like there
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 10: was no reason THAT i should have been getting those.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 1: Grades he went to the same you went to the
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: same types of.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: SCHOOLS i get how you got. THEM i and NOW
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 3: i know how it. Happened but for, me the hard
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 3: part was understanding how it got that, far because IF
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: i were getting A c in, something it would have been, Like,
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: okay we need to write this and we're gonna stand
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 3: over your shoulder until you fucking figure it. Out that's
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: what it was for, me and try, yeah and apply.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 3: Yourself that's what it was for. Me BUT i still
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 3: was fucking. Up you. Couldn't how are you fucking up
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 3: with someone standing over your?
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 10: Shoulder cause like my dad would be, like we're doing
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 10: your math homework And i'd be, like all, right let's do.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 10: It and THEN i get into class and they'd be,
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 10: like that's the wrong. SIDE i was last week's.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 3: Homework, okay all, Right so you were really bringing home
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 3: the WRONG.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 10: I was just, DUDE i just wasn't paying, attention AND
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 10: i would just fuck up that. Way if you don't pay, attention,
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 10: ever there's gonna you're gonna fuck.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: Up did you have a laptop in those? Classes did
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: you have?
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 10: Laptops we had laptops IN i don't remember when we got.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 3: Them what was distracting you from? Class what were you
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: doing instead taking up? Tweets were you daydreaming?
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 10: Tweeting you were on your? Phone, no we weren't allowed to
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 10: use our. PHONES i would play tetris a.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 3: Lot, yeah, yeah SEE i. DIDN'T i didn't do.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 10: That When fortnite got, big it was a problem senior,
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 10: year but that was at.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 3: Home, no it was.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 10: EVERYONE i was just Watching ninja Play fortnite on their.
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  Speaker 3: Laptops, yeah see this that so then there you. Go
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  Speaker 3: this to me is a generational THING i didn't. HAVE
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  Speaker 3: i didn't have those types of.
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  Speaker 1: Distractions, yeah you would have Loved, ninja, BRO i bet.
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  Speaker 3: You would have Loved.
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  Speaker 10: Ninja ninja at his, peak Like ninja was streaming With,
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  Speaker 3: until my senior year of, college and nobody got them
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  Speaker 3: or sees me high school and nobody got them.
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  Speaker 10: Then, YEAH i didn't have a phone until high.
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  Speaker 3: School so in that, REGARD i would SAY i was
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  Speaker 3: lucky that the distractions were not as. Distracting, yeah you.
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  Speaker 1: Weren't getting bogged down In. Ninja you wouldn't. HAVE i
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  Speaker 3: Have but ALSO i just hated. SCHOOL i just hated.
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  Speaker 10: School so that was pretty much. It BUT i will
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  Speaker 10: that was why dropping out with such an easy, Decision
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 10: BECAUSE i was, like, YEAH i fucking can't.
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  Speaker 3: STAY i. DON'T i can't even imagine another three years
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  Speaker 3: of this. SHIT i didn't like high. SCHOOL i liked.
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  Speaker 10: COLLEGE i hated, it BUT i didn't like the shit
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  Speaker 10: THAT i was interested.
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  Speaker 3: In BUT i liked partying in. COLLEGE i liked playing beer. Pong,
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  Speaker 3: yeah but that's not. College that's what college was for
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  Speaker 3: me because we didn't really get to do that that
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  Speaker 3: much in high.
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  Speaker 10: School, yeah we didn't, either but we didn't LIKE i
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  Speaker 3: Pong, yeah that's the difference.
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  Speaker 10: With my friends that are fifteen years older than.
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  Speaker 3: Me there was no. Option there was no chance THAT
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  Speaker 3: i was going to have like a salary and a
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  Speaker 3: job until after.
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  Speaker 10: College well, yeah that's WHY i wouldn't have dropped.
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  Speaker 3: Out IF i didn't have a salary in a. JOB i.
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  Speaker 3: Know that's where everything's.
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  Speaker 10: Different, yeah what IF i ended up being more successful
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  Speaker 10: IF i stayed in. College SO i was in college
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  Speaker 10: to be a screenwriting. Major what IF i wrote Like dune?
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  Speaker 10: Too like what if that's what if that's WHERE i ended?
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  Speaker 1: Up you would have easily because you would have been
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: instilling discipline in yourself instead of lack of.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 3: Discipline see you up there with your. Oscar, yeah and
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 3: this is to my health. Teacher, yeah failed me for
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 3: leaving my. EGG i showed.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: You, yeah that'd be so. SICK i think you still
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  Speaker 1: have it in, you. THOUGH i think you. Try just
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  Speaker 1: jump on dune three or.
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  Speaker 3: Four, yeah it can't be that.
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  Speaker 1: Hard what like those movies suck? Anyway, yeah they're fucking
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  Speaker 1: THE i mean the first hour of the first, one
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  Speaker 1: Which i've tried to watch spice and couldn't get.
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  Speaker 3: Through they're adapted from. BOOKS i really watched. Them it's
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  Speaker 3: really not that, hard just translating it translate a, book.
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  Speaker 1: Dude BUT i will say that it if your dad
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  Speaker 1: was over your shoulder as you're doing your homework and
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  Speaker 1: you're still, failing that's on him a little.
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  Speaker 3: Bit i'm telling. You BUT i. DIDN'T i didn't fail after.
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  Speaker 3: me it means that either they didn't care as much about,
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  Speaker 3: it to your.
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  Speaker 10: SISTERS i don't think anyone like my sister had no
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  Speaker 10: there was never any problems with. Her she always had straight,
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  Speaker 10: a's and then my younger sisters all have good.
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  Speaker 1: Grades it's boys boys. BOYS i have heard that there's
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  Speaker 1: a gap in uh in the boys and girls in.
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  Speaker 3: School, yeah. Definitely they shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 1: Great they should be giving. Us they should be. Great
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  Speaker 1: and boys on a, curve, yeah they Should and eighty
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  Speaker 3: Five oh. YEAH i don't remember any girls in my
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 3: high school having to tuck their boners into their, waistbands
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  Speaker 3: So glad we got to learn a little bit about.
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  Speaker 10: I Think i've talked about it. Before there's a deep.
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  Speaker 3: Guy no one was. Listening, yeah we didn't care. Yet
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  Speaker 3: you weren't successful enough. YET i don't Think i'm successful enough.
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  Speaker 10: Yet still you. Are you're the guy from that building
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  Speaker 10: to be, like to be, like, yeah fit to be Like,
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  Speaker 10: YEAH i failed out of college we'll.
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  Speaker 1: SEE i could have written b movie.
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  Speaker 3: TOO i would think there's a lot more movie successful
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  Speaker 3: people in stand up who have your story than have my.
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  Speaker 10: Story but my story is not LIKE i think you're
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  Speaker 10: giving my story too much. CREDIT i just fucked off
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 10: freshman year of high school WHEN i was like, twelve.
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  Speaker 3: And then was unable to recover from. IT i like
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  Speaker 3: to know your. STORY i.
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  Speaker 10: of the mud kind of, though like my parents.
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  Speaker 3: Cared that's not What i'm talking. About i'm not talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Really, yeah it's pretty good, School.
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  Speaker 3: just destroy their home and make money on the party that,
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  Speaker 3: way and then everyone would leave and they'd kind of
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  Speaker 3: like live in the ruckus of. It, damn pretty good
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• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: THOUGH i don't know what they cover charge Had elon's
• 1:50:46
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  Speaker 3: Place five bucks for a solo, cup keep your cup all.
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  Speaker 10: Night nowadays you probably get away with like twenty baitcoin
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  Speaker 10: for a Solo, yeah, DUDE i remember in high school
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  Speaker 10: for a cup like you would pay. THAT i was
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  Speaker 10: one of the you're going to a, party you're gonna
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  Speaker 10: spend twenty dollars on.
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  Speaker 3: Beer, anyway in main not many people had fake. Id's
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  Speaker 3: there wasn't a huge market for. It AND i was
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  Speaker 3: one of the few people who got. One, yeah because
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  Speaker 3: there was a guy THAT i heard and before he
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  Speaker 3: got shut, down he had. This he was making. Him
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  Speaker 3: he was a really smart. Kid, yeah he had bought,
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  Speaker 3: this like really expensive printer somehow to make Some asian. Kid.
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  Speaker 10: No, oh he was making them like you.
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• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: Scanned and he was An asian.
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  Speaker 3: Correct he had red. HAIR i think his name Was.
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  Speaker 3: Marilla That's. Asian. Uh but he but he went to
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 3: he went to the private school and he he made.
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  Speaker 3: Him AND i got one for me and one for my.
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  Speaker 3: Buddy and then people found out THAT i had, them
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  Speaker 3: and older kids would ask. Me they would drive me
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 3: to the gas station to buy beer for, them AND
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 3: i was so eager to please THAT i would do,
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  Speaker 3: it which you know is such a big. Risk. YEAH
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 3: i should have been charging like, crazy you, know service
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 3: fees for, that BUT i.
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  Speaker 10: Didn't but THEN i did the exact same.
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  Speaker 3: Thing WHEN i was a. SENIOR i WOULD i would
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• 1:52:20
  Speaker 3: like sixteen. Bucks, yeah and then i'd go to o'conn's,
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 3: house O'Connell's house because his basement party In ocon's, basement
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  Speaker 3: and of COURSE i would sell individual beers for one,
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 3: dollar so on a sixteen dollars case of, BEER i
• 1:52:37
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• 1:52:39
  Speaker 3: drinking you're getting your money, BACK i. Know but even then,
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 3: again it's like the what's the? Risk it was so
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 3: not worth. It. YEAH i.
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  Speaker 10: REMEMBER i remember people asking me to get them beer
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  Speaker 10: in high school AND i would do, it and THEN
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  Speaker 10: i would BUT i would be like so, nervous and
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  Speaker 10: then they'd be like how, much AND i would just
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 10: tell them the exact amount that it.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 3: Costs, yeah, yeah. Exactly and it's not like those people
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 3: that went around and they were, like, yo, dude this
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 3: guy just bought me. Beer and by the, way he's
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  Speaker 3: got a six foot. Penis, yeah and he's really good
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 3: in bed or. Whatever there was no utell that came
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  Speaker 3: from it at.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 1: All it's a. Victim it's LIKE i got some guy
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 1: to get his. Beer, yeah this guy's like a victim
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 1: in your.
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  Speaker 3: Plot, correct you're a. Sucker one TIME i Bought Andrew
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• 1:53:26
  Speaker 3: i was so nervous going in that he told me
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 3: to get you, know his name was, hyphenated and he
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 3: he told me to get a certain. TYPE i think
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 3: he wanted like rolling, rock AND i was so nervous
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 3: picking out the beer THAT i got the wrong TIME i.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 3: TYPE i THINK i got Him Sam adams or something like,
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 3: That AND i REMEMBER i brought it out and he
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 3: he he like was so. Disappointed AND i get in
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 3: the car and he like tells me and then he
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 3: calls his body Buddy, trevor and he's, LIKE i hope
• 1:53:55
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  Speaker 3: the beer order.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: Who they don't even fucking. Know that's crazy now to
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 1: think like this eighteen year old's palette wouldn't wasn't good
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 1: enough For Sam.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 3: ADAMS i adf new dude being eighteen and expecting a
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 3: light beer and then getting A Sam.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 10: Adams, yeah but like.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 1: What does it. Matter it's just like you're you're eighteen
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 1: years old and. Drinking, yeah and it's like fresh cold.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 3: Beer yeah that's. True who gives a. Fuck but like
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 3: coming out with like The October.
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  Speaker 10: FEST i was so ashamed thirty.
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  Speaker 3: BOTTLES i was so ashamed THAT i had let him. Down, yeah,
• 1:54:30
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  Speaker 3: Run all, right, cool thank you guys for. Listening we
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