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Glenny Balls _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _594(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: We're getting into the final shows for the Return of
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  Speaker 1: the Rat Tour. Gosh, this rat is almost fully returned.
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  Speaker 1: July 9th will be in Philadelphia, Rochester, New York on
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  Speaker 1: July 10th. Then we're in Detroit after that. Moving on,
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  Speaker 1: we're in Los Angeles, Anaheim at the Honda Center and Oceanside, California.
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  Speaker 1: You can get all your tickets at theovon.com slash T-O-U-R
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  Speaker 1: And just thank you so much for your support. Today's
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  Speaker 1: guest is an entertainer and a podcaster. You know him
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  Speaker 1: as half of the Sunday Conversation team with Caleb Presley.
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  Speaker 1: He's a bit of a cheese sommelier amongst other things.
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  Speaker 1: I just got back from spending the weekend with him
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  Speaker 1: in Las Vegas. Today's guest is Glennie Ball. Shine on
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  Speaker 1: me and I will find a Yeah, dude, good to
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  Speaker 1: see you, man. Are we on? Yeah, I guess we're on.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Good to see you. Yeah. We spent
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  Speaker 1: all weekend together, but good to see you again. Nice
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  Speaker 1: to see you still.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a good 30-hour break between us.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good point, dude. Yeah, I like that Native
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  Speaker 1: American garb you have. This is my mom.
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  Speaker 2: She forced me to get it today. We went shopping
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  Speaker 2: on Broadway today because I'm here with my parents. And
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  Speaker 2: I said, big podcast. I've been traveling for a week.
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  Speaker 2: I got to go buy a new shirt. Went to
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  Speaker 2: one of the stores on Broadway, saw this, and she said,
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  Speaker 2: you got to try this one. It was either between
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  Speaker 2: this or a denim one. And the denim was a
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  Speaker 2: little tight when I sat down. It was only an XL.
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  Speaker 2: And the last time I did this podcast, my shirt
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  Speaker 2: was absolutely screaming for help.
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  Speaker 1: It was a lot. So I got to make sure
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  Speaker 1: there's sitability. I was sitting on steps in stores today. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And they should have a shirt that if something's going,
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  Speaker 1: it lets you know somehow. Because a lot of times
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  Speaker 1: you don't know. There'll be times I'll leave the house,
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  Speaker 1: buttons completely uneven. And nobody says, hey, buddy. Hey, it's bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's bad. You're a good t-shirt guy. I think I've
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  Speaker 1: only seen you in t-shirts.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, when you came to do our last Sunday conversation,
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  Speaker 2: the shirt you wore there was a sick button-down. I
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  Speaker 2: still want to find out where you got that from
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  Speaker 2: because that was a cool button-down. I would have worn
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  Speaker 2: that today.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, that is a nice shirt. Yeah, for some reason,
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  Speaker 1: I don't feel acclimated in really nice stuff. I think
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  Speaker 1: it makes me feel uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean, Saturday night when we went to UFC,
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  Speaker 2: the first thing I wore was a $ 20 shirt from Target.
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  Speaker 1: It was fantastic. Those are good fellow shirts. They're great.
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  Speaker 1: They're like beachy shirts. $ 20. I just showed you, I
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  Speaker 1: brought a Bucky's t-shirt with me. $ 24. Fantastic. I can't
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  Speaker 1: really justify expending a few hundred bucks on a shirt.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to do that yet. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: think I'm trying. Yeah. I don't like, I just don't
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  Speaker 1: like trying stuff on. I know certain t-shirts. I know
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  Speaker 1: how they're going to fit. I'm very basic with that
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  Speaker 1: kind of stuff, you know? Um, But yeah, dude, that
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  Speaker 1: looks like a very– I'm trying to think. That's like
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  Speaker 1: a Native American sort of Sturgis like– Very Dakotas. Something
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  Speaker 1: Dakota about it. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I hope it's not cultural appropriation. I did buy it
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  Speaker 2: on Broadway today. It was in Boot Barn. It was
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  Speaker 2: in Boot Barn for the record. If it is, it's
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  Speaker 2: Boot Barn's fault. Dude, first of all, our whole country
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  Speaker 2: is cultural appropriation. So can we just– Like, is there anything?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure. I just hope it's okay to wear
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  Speaker 1: with a cheese store hat. That's a good point. Those
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  Speaker 1: two have never been together before. Well, it's sad that
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  Speaker 1: we took over the American's land to build a cheese
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  Speaker 1: store too, but it's also, it tastes so good, dude.
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  Speaker 1: That's a thing. I went to the cheese store last week.
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  Speaker 1: It was fantastic as always. Oh, if you get a
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  Speaker 1: comfortable brie, it's like sometimes you, you want to swallow it,
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  Speaker 1: but you want it to stay in your mouth. And
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  Speaker 1: brie is basically like butter. It's legitimate butter. It's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: Brie is like the gayest butter you could ever get.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm all for it. I'm all for it.
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  Speaker 2: With some roasted red peppers and a little, it's good.
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  Speaker 2: It just feels like a, I can't even explain how
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  Speaker 2: great it feels. Because look at it. If you look
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  Speaker 2: at Brie, first of all, it's cream on the inside,
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  Speaker 2: clean on the outside. Kind of looks like a cake.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm looking at right now, it does look like
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  Speaker 2: a cake. And it's a very, very freeing feeling to
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  Speaker 2: spread some good Brie knowing how good it's going to be.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. It's nice. Yeah, because a lot of the, and
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  Speaker 1: let's go down a brief charcuterie lane here. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of charcuterie boards, right? Because that stuff became popular in
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  Speaker 1: the past three years. People were charcutering.
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  Speaker 2: You know, white chicks who are like looking for something
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  Speaker 2: to do. That's truly what it is because I've always
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  Speaker 2: thought to myself, this is so stupid. Why is anybody
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  Speaker 2: taking the time to do this? And now I kind
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  Speaker 2: of get it. I've been trying to make my own
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  Speaker 2: charcuterie boards.
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  Speaker 1: Really? I'm not good at it at all. Actually, I
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  Speaker 1: take that back. I'm not trying to make my own
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  Speaker 1: charcuterie boards.
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  Speaker 2: I've been enjoying just like, I guess, prepping food and
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  Speaker 2: just like presenting it in a nice way whenever I'm
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  Speaker 2: doing anything with food. It's fun to take the extra
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  Speaker 2: time to make it kind of look nice. And I'm
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  Speaker 2: not very good at it. I'm still learning. But, Like
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  Speaker 2: if I'm cutting a steak, it is fun to like
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  Speaker 2: place it exactly how it should be, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like on the bone. Just make it look nice.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: And I actually enjoy prepping. Like when I cook, I
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  Speaker 2: enjoy cutting onions. I enjoy cutting tomatoes. I think it's fun.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like the thrill of possibly something happening. Yeah. No,
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  Speaker 1: I do. You know, there is something fun about, there's
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  Speaker 1: something fun. Like if you, somebody like here, cut this
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  Speaker 1: and you're like, and then it's all cut. You're like, right.
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  Speaker 1: We did that. I did that.
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  Speaker 2: It's fun to see it. You could buy diced onions.
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  Speaker 2: I'd rather dice my own onion. I actually cut myself
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  Speaker 2: a few weeks ago doing it, but I survived.
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  Speaker 1: But, hey, you're a guy who's willing to get in there,
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  Speaker 1: get into the produce trenches, get into these kind of
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  Speaker 1: vegetable Vietnam situations where shit gets kind of intense. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and sometimes you lose. I lost a few weeks ago,
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  Speaker 1: but it's okay. But, yeah, so what makes a good
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  Speaker 1: charcuterie board? Like, is it an evening out of, like,
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  Speaker 1: sweet and like like Robust like what is it Glenny?
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  Speaker 2: That is one thing that I will say that I
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  Speaker 2: do love on charcuterie board that I've been getting into
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  Speaker 2: a lot like I've been more inclined to ordering this
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  Speaker 2: on a restaurant menu when they have charcuterie Shout out
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  Speaker 2: to my guy Josh our producer Josh you met nice
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  Speaker 2: little fellow He has recently taught me about jams and
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  Speaker 2: like and I love when there's like if we're traveling
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  Speaker 2: and there's a little Jam on a table at breakfast.
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  Speaker 2: I'm starting to put that on the bread on the toast,
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  Speaker 2: which is actually fantastic And there's some great jams on
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  Speaker 2: charcuterie boards, and I've been loving the jam with the
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  Speaker 2: crackers and the cheese. It's oddly a good, creamy, sweet scenario.
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  Speaker 2: So the jam has been my favorite part. And obviously,
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  Speaker 2: you can't get the meat from 7-Eleven. I've been spoiled
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  Speaker 2: at the cheese store because they do bring out stuff
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  Speaker 2: from Italy, which is obviously creme de la creme.
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  Speaker 1: That's that place in LA that you love. If I
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  Speaker 1: was going to go, you'd offer to take me, but
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  Speaker 1: we'll have to do it another time, dude. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: the jams, there's definitely... I do notice a lot of
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  Speaker 1: times you'll see the jam on there that has, like,
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  Speaker 1: the seeds in it. Yeah. And that, to me, it's just, like,
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  Speaker 1: I've never really liked, like, really rich stuff, you know? Like,
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  Speaker 1: I remember one time we went to my dad had
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  Speaker 1: a girlfriend. Sorry, Mom. My dad had a girlfriend, and
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  Speaker 1: we went over, and she was rich, dude. Like, she
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  Speaker 1: had a balcony. She had a lot of shit. We
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  Speaker 1: went over to her house, and... She was doing Thanksgiving
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  Speaker 1: and she had like cranberries, but it was like real bear. Like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I've talked about this years ago, but there
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  Speaker 1: was like, there was different grades of cranberries. You can
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  Speaker 1: get like the jelly, the jelly. It's basically somebody just
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  Speaker 1: opened up a Smucker's, cut it into slices and you
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  Speaker 1: eat it like that. Like our mom would do that.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes she would put the jelly into the freezer for
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  Speaker 1: like an hour and a half. Yeah, this is actual
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  Speaker 1: cranberry sauce. There was a grade below that where you
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  Speaker 1: would just have like semi-frozen grape jelly.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, kind of like that picture in the middle kind
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  Speaker 2: of looks like that. I get what you're saying. I
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  Speaker 2: feel like that almost feels more authentic though.
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  Speaker 1: Right, I agree. And then you got regular cranberry sauce,
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  Speaker 1: the jelly stuff. And then you got the one that
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  Speaker 1: kind of had the mix. And then rich people, they
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  Speaker 1: just had actual cranberries that were kind of smashed or
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  Speaker 1: like abused or whatever. They'd been through the system or
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  Speaker 1: foster care or whatever. And they had those, like, in
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  Speaker 1: a special bowl. And she had those. And I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: even stomach it. Like, it just made me so scared.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably so good, though, with some real turkey. Some
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  Speaker 2: good authentic. You said it was Thanksgiving. Some good Thanksgiving turkey. Like,
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  Speaker 2: that's another thing I've been enjoying on Thanksgiving. The cranberry sauce.
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  Speaker 2: The sweet and savory. It really is a delight. I've
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  Speaker 2: been doing some pervert stuff recently. Like, getting a chocolate bar. Like,
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  Speaker 2: taking a Hershey's and taking a pretzel and just doing
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  Speaker 2: it myself. Because you could buy chocolate covered pretzels. But
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  Speaker 2: if you get to do it yourself, take one square
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  Speaker 2: of Hershey's. One bite of a pretzel together in the
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  Speaker 2: same bite, it's a joy.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, so you're doing this at home?
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  Speaker 2: So my buddies live, my three best friends live like
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  Speaker 2: five minutes from my house, so I go there all
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  Speaker 2: the time.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And we do some bad eating every now and then.
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  Speaker 1: Sunday nights really get us. They get us.
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  Speaker 2: They get us big time. Sunday nights are terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes we'll do candy. I don't even like candy, and
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  Speaker 2: we'll do candy. Like Nerd Busters, whatever those are, the clusters.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're doing all that? Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And my buddies are in shape. They're in shape guys.
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  Speaker 2: They're not like big guys. Are you just using them
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  Speaker 2: to go over there and have those snacks, do you think?
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  Speaker 2: Is that like a crazy thing?
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  Speaker 1: Because I used to bicycle over to my buddy's dad's
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  Speaker 1: house to look at their pornos and pornography. Same. But yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's a mutual thing. It's mutual.
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  Speaker 1: It's mutual. They love it. They love it more than me, honestly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like man-eating nerd ropes late at night or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: To me, that is... It's the Sunday nights. Sunday nights
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  Speaker 1: will get you badly. It will.
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  Speaker 2: It's Sunday night... If they didn't exist, I would maybe
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  Speaker 2: have a six pack. I'm bad at Sunday nights. I'm
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  Speaker 2: bad at Sunday nights. Especially you think you have a
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  Speaker 2: good weekend and then it's like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. You make it through that weekend. You get
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  Speaker 1: to Sunday. You're kind of surviving. And then it gets
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  Speaker 1: late in the day. And if you had any fucking
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  Speaker 1: balls and if you hadn't bought a vape, you could
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  Speaker 1: go to bed in two hours. But something happens to
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  Speaker 1: you where you start looking in your pantry and you're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll make it. a fucking cake. There's been a cake
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  Speaker 1: box in there. You're like, I can eat a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of peanut butter right now.
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  Speaker 2: I love peanut butter and apple. That's the thing, too,
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  Speaker 2: that Sundays are killing me because I've been trying. So
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  Speaker 2: my peak weight that I've ever weighed was 355 years ago,
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  Speaker 2: like six years ago.
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  Speaker 1: I was a big boy. No way. Is there any
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  Speaker 1: photos of that? Yes. Oh my God. You were on
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  Speaker 1: the cusp of getting one of those shows. Yeah. So
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  Speaker 1: I was a big boy, like 2018. It was 2018.
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  Speaker 2: I think I weighed myself and it was 355 and
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  Speaker 2: like Labor Day weekend of 2018.
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  Speaker 1: And then, so now I'm like sitting at like, that's
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  Speaker 1: pretty big right there. Wow. Ew. Oh my. Ew. Look
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  Speaker 1: at that Billy Joel shirt. Ew. God. Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: That's disgusting. Look at that Billy Joel billboard. That is
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  Speaker 1: a billboard.
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  Speaker 2: That shirt could fit three people in that shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you definitely increased the font of it when you
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  Speaker 1: put it on. That's for sure.
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  Speaker 2: That Auburn picture on the left there with Marina and Chuck.
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  Speaker 2: That's a big boy. Jesus Christ. That's you?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Zoom in a little bit. Oh my God. That's
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  Speaker 1: a big boy. Look like somebody poisoned you. I needed
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  Speaker 1: to get poisoned to lose some weight. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And what were you doing for work? Were you like
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  Speaker 2: one of those secret people that eats at restaurants? No,
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  Speaker 2: but you know what the problem was? I was working
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  Speaker 2: at Barstow and it was in Manhattan. So I would
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  Speaker 2: get like fucking like, I went to this place Toasties
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  Speaker 2: all the time. It was like chicken cutlet and bacon
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  Speaker 2: heroes for lunch. You can't have that for lunch. If
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  Speaker 2: you're a normal person, you got to have a salad
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  Speaker 2: for lunch or like a bowl, a Chipotle bowl. You
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  Speaker 2: can't be banging out. chicken cutlet bacon heroes for lunch.
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  Speaker 2: You just can't do it. Yeah, if you're dinner lunching,
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  Speaker 2: then you are.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. So that's what I was going to say. Italian.
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  Speaker 2: Since my top peak weight, I'm at like 355, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm sitting right now at like 257, and I'm dying.
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  Speaker 2: I want to take all my friends and family when
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  Speaker 2: I finally hit 255, 100, to Outback, just celebrate at Outback.
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  Speaker 2: But I've just been sitting at 257, and what I'm
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  Speaker 2: saying is if there were no Sunday nights, I think
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  Speaker 2: I would be at 255. I'm so close. Actually, I
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  Speaker 2: weighed myself the other day at our hotel in Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: They had scales in the room, which was mean. There
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  Speaker 2: should never be a scale in a hotel room.
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  Speaker 1: Well, those are for drugs. It was a human scale.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, it's interesting. You're like, whoa, Glennie's balancing
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  Speaker 1: on this very small scale in here.
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  Speaker 2: And then Saturday, Saturday morning, I woke up and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, it was just staring at me, like telling me,
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  Speaker 2: come in, get on me, get on me.
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  Speaker 1: Come here, white boy, or whatever. Was it set to
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  Speaker 1: urban or whatever? Because sometimes it'll be like, get in here, honky.
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  Speaker 1: You're just staring out. You blow the sink. Get on, honky.
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  Speaker 1: I got on. It worked. There you go.
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  Speaker 2: And it was 254.8. But I'm not calling it official
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  Speaker 2: until I get one Monday.
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  Speaker 1: And it's under 255. Then we're going out back. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair. Monday weigh-ins.
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  Speaker 2: I've been doing Monday, but I'm also thinking I've got
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  Speaker 2: to stop doing every Monday. Because then if I have
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  Speaker 2: a good week, I'll let myself go a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: I want to start doing monthly, I think. I think
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  Speaker 2: monthly is the key. Monthly weigh-ins?
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: I think that's the key. Well, a lot of people,
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: they have bracelets now, and it's like, you're fat right now.
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  Speaker 1: They'll have that thing, and it'll be like, you're a
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  Speaker 1: pervert or whatever. Sometimes it's supposed to tell you your
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: blood pressure, and it's like, you're a pervert. Yeah, after
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  Speaker 1: your Sunday night. Yeah, you're 40 feet from a gay
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  Speaker 1: guy or whatever. You're like, what? That's why I don't
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: have an Apple watch. Sometimes it'll have volume. We'll just
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: be turned up. And you're like, what the hell? That's
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: my stepdad. You know what I'm saying? Like, yes, those watches,
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: it's just like starting to take over our lives. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The watches scare me. Everything's crazy. The technology is crazy. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's getting crazy, man.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I want to go back to the charcuterie.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, charcuterie, I'm not into it yet. I said
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  Speaker 2: I was into it before. I did not mean that.
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  Speaker 2: I mentioned food preparation in general. I think eventually I
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  Speaker 2: could see myself getting into it because it does seem
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  Speaker 2: like a thing that like 10 years down the line,
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  Speaker 2: like when you're a little older and you just want
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: to hang out, it's something to do. Like you said,
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  Speaker 2: for like old white women, it's just something to do
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  Speaker 2: just to preparation and then show off, show off to
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  Speaker 2: the group.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm having a Superbowl party. Let me make a
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  Speaker 1: sick charcuterie. Yeah. I think, well, I think, well, it
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  Speaker 1: also gets obtuse at certain corners of the charcuterie board.
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  Speaker 1: Cause you have the crackers and the cheese. I get that. Right.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember I saw one, one time at somebody's
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  Speaker 1: house and they had that little knife. You ever seen
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: that little knife? It's for like a Japanese, like boy
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, like a, It's like very little, and it
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: has like a little thing on the end. It's like
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: kind of a... You mean like a spreader knife? Yes. Yeah,
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: like it's not even sharp. It's not even sharp. No,
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: it's just like to spread the brie. Right. It's like
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: a knife that like something happened. You know what I'm saying?
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: It's in special ed or whatever, right? It's still a knife.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Don't tell it. Don't put it near real knives, right?
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: It's still a great knife, but it's not serrated. It'll
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: never be serrated. It'll never be sharp. It is for spreading, right?
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: It's for just like paint by number type of shit, right?
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I remember the first time I saw that,
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is for a little Japanese
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: guy or something. And I was like, oh, I'm stealing this.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking stealing this.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: I love that photo. That was a cleaver there. I
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: just got a cleaver for Christmas recently.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Really? I feel very, very happy about it. It's very good.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: My uncle got me a really cool cleaver. Yeah.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: It's kind of fulfilling dreams of mine. It's extra manly
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: to cut something with a meat cleaver. Oh, zoom in
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: on that cleaver a little. It looks like a little
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: baby cleaver too. That looks like a, like a child one.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Which is, it's not for children. Yeah. Look at
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: in comparison to the other knives.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: That must be like a, literally a little cheese cleaver,
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: a little baby cheese cleaver.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Really cut your pinky. You can only cut your pinky.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Oh God, dude. Yeah. But once, but then the security
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: on the out, on the outriggers of the shark, they
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: put like these little, uh, little pickles, right? And they're,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: And they're way undersized. I don't want to say that
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: they're premature or whatever, but nobody should have harvested them.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Whoever harvested them did it at night and probably was
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: sex trafficking or whatever. It's like nobody should pick these. Yeah,
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I think those are called gherkin pickles if I do
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: say it correctly, I think.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Why did my voice just do that? But yeah, gherkin pickles,
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: I believe those are called. I'm not a fan of them.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: I'm still getting into pickles. That's one thing that I've—
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Haven't loved them in my whole life. Really?
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But I've been enjoying it more. It's odd, too, though,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: because I do love a relish on a hot dog. Yeah,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: me too. Love a relish on a hot dog. And
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: that's just pickles. Yeah. But just straight up pickles sometimes,
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They don't do it for me. Yeah,
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: but relish is like pickles that's like, yeah, motherfucker, what's up?
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: We're here. Puts a mustard on me. We right here. Yeah.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: I will die for relish. I'll eat relish. I could
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: eat relish by itself. I don't do it, but I could.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: I love relish.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Ooh. Fantastic. Hot dog, mustard, relish, boom. Easy. Love it. Yeah.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: One thing I do like about a hot dog time
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: is I will do a hot dog, right? Some people
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: will do like they'll DP a hot dog. They'll put
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: like two francs in it or whatever. I don't do that.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Have you ever done Chicago hot dog? It's my favorite
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: type of hot dog.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, my much. Oh, wait. Yeah. I was at the
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Chicago Cubs game. Yeah. Probably Vienna beef dog. I think
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: they gave us some up there. It was very nice. Yes.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: There you go. Look like that. Poppy seed buns, sport peppers, mustard, relish,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: tomato slice, pickle. It's the best.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: That's a pickle I like. But on a Chicago hot dog,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: they literally put the whole pickle spear on it. So
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: it's kind of hard to eat, I will say. They
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: should put pickle slices on it. But everything together in
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: there is one of my favorite bites in the world.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I love a Chicago hot dog.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: And do they use a special type of bun for that?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Usually it's a poppy seed bun, I'm pretty sure. I
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: think that's the traditional way. I do enjoy like a
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: split top bun. Split top bun is nice.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I think that's good.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: I'm a big, I'm very high on Chicago. I think
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: it's the best food city in the country.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I would watch you eat that, man. That
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: looks cool. Yeah. You know? Right. One time we were
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: in Chicago at the same time. We'll share what. Yeah.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I used to watch those videos of Japanese women eating
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: big pieces of cake or whatever. You ever seen that?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Like a mukbang? Yeah, but it was before mukbanging. It
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: was just like when people, it was like, you know,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: cause Japanese people are like the human ASMR, right? Sure.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: If you've ever just been around a Japanese person, it's
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: like listening to ASMR, but they're like in the room
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: with you and they're just being themselves, right? They're not
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: even like if a Japanese person whispers in the woods,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: who the fuck would ever know, dude? You can't even
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: hear them, you know? So it's like they're just so quiet.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, shit, I don't know what I was
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: talking about. But, yeah, anyway. What were you talking about?
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: We were talking about some Chicago hot dogs. Oh, yeah.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Speaking of food, we shared a great steak Friday night. Ooh,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: we did, dude.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I felt really bad, though, because I could tell when
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: the waiter asked me how I liked to cook, and
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: I said medium rare. There was so much disappointment on
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: your face, and you wanted medium, and I felt really
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: bad about it since then.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: So I just wanted to apologize for that. Oh, well, thanks, dude. Well,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to do this thing where if somebody
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: makes a suggestion, I go along with it instead of
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: always just, you know, I'm usually like, like if somebody
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: wants to go see a movie, if I don't want
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: to see it, nah, always, right? Never. Like, don't you
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: want to come? Nah, do not. So this was like
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: something practicing for me. Like somebody's like, hey, let's have
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: a steak. This is how I like it. And I
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, I hate, I don't want that. But
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: tried it. loved it. It was a fan. It was,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: that was one of the better steaks I've had out
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: in a long time. I agree. It was really, really good.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Where were we at? It was, I think it was
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: called Don's prime, Don's.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Fountain blue in Vegas. It was one of the better
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: steaks I've had in a long time.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. And I'll say what even made it good.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I think for me, let's tell each other what, what
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: they thought made it good for me. It wasn't overwhelmed
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: with like seasoning and too much juice, like too juicy.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Like sometimes juices, it's nice. But it was just kind
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: of perfect. It didn't like get the plate all blood.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: It was just kind of perfectly like, Hey, it almost
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: like it showed up and was like, Hey, I know
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking the shit. Yeah.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Cause they kept telling us they, as soon as we
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: sat down, they said, Oh, this is from some sick
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: farm in Idaho.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: This is good meat. And we all said, Oh, that's
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: the one we're getting.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: And it made, it made me happy to see, because
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: like there's so many times where I'm sitting around at
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: these restaurants and you hear about all these details.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: About the meat and it comes in.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: It's whatever that you could taste the difference. That was
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: really one of the better, better steaks I've ever had.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, I agree, man. It was great. And we split up.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: It was the perfect amount. Cause we're still going to
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: go out for a bit. We weren't too weighed down,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: like leaning on the speaker in the corner of the bar. Um, dude,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: one thing, uh, what they're always like, yeah, this calf,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: it was like tickled by tall kids or whatever. You're like, well, yeah,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: the Japanese, they're going through everything. They're, they're eating good.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: They're like, they're feeding them just grass fetish. They're eating
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: grass all their lives. But, um, they're like Japanese people
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: whispered directly into the skin of this animal while it
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: was being raised. You know, it's like, it's like raised
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: in a two bedroom apartment. You're like, holy shit. Some
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: of this meat sounds very fancy. Um, but yeah, it's like.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: It's so scary to also to think about, I always
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: do this too many times, like to think about truly
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: how many animals there are.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: If all of this food is being given to people,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: it's so scary to think about. Like what are you saying?
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Like how many like chickens are murdered, not murdered, but
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: killed a day? Like so many. Like even, I'm just
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: trying to think about this recently. Like if I order
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: an order of wings at a bar and there's 10
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: wings in there, does that technically mean that I'm having
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: five chickens?
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Like two wings of chicken? I think there are some
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: chickens that have more than two legs. 206 million a day. Globally,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: probably 206 million chickens are killed for food each day.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: It's wild stuff. What? It's wild stuff. Holy shit, dude.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Since we started talking about this, 140,000 chickens just died. Oh,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: that's wild. That's the original Gaza right there, dude. That's crazy.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I can't believe they're doing that. In the United States alone,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: the number's around 26 million chickens. That means that roughly 140,000
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: chickens are slaughtered every minute. But hold on. How many
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: people live in America? I think it's 350 million. I
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: think that sounds right. It's around there, I think. So
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: you're saying... Yeah, 340. 340 million, 26 million chickens a day. Mm-hmm.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: So that means one out of... I'm trying to do
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: this math. I'm not very good at math. It's like
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: one out of 13, maybe? 14? I don't know. I
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: think 340 divided by 26... is around 13, 14. Wow.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: So one out of 13 people every day is having
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: a chicken. Which seems kind of low. I thought it
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: seemed right on time. Really? Yeah. Because I think children
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: don't eat a lot of chicken because they're so little
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: and they can't. And you shouldn't give expensive food to children.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I had chicken today. Yeah, I had a chicken sandwich.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: You already had it? Yeah, I ordered a grilled chicken
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: sandwich from Potbelly today. Right before I came, I need
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: something in the system. You want to know what happened
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: to me yesterday that I'm actually really disappointed about?
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: And I hope that whoever did this sees this podcast
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: and come catch me outside. But yesterday I was out.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Me and my parents did one of those party buses.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: And then a photo of a beautiful picture. We'll include
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: the picture.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Nice photo.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: And then I went to one of these party buses
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: and then we all went back to the hotel afterwards.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: And I was pretty hungry. I ordered some Chick-fil-A to
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: be there when I get there.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Someone stole it. No.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Someone stole it. I was actually pooping. I was in
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: the bathroom. It got delivered at 4.23 p.m. I heard
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: the guy knocking the door, left it outside. 4.36, I
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: opened the door. Vanished into the night. Somebody stole it.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: I was fucking furious. I've never been one to rat,
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: but I was very close to going to the hotel
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: and being like, do you have cameras? I need to
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: see who did this. Because I got more chicken. And
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm really hoping for? When I order
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: my Chick-fil-A, I do it every time I travel. I
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: just get a bunch of grilled nuggets and spicy filets
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: with no bread. I hope those bastards were drunk and
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: thought it was sandwiches and tenders and good shit, and
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: they just open it to a huge pack of grilled nuggets.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I hope that fucked them over. It got me so mad. Oh,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I fucking hope those pieces of shit fucking choke. Don't
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: take what's not yours. Yeah. That's it. Yeah, I hope
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: they fucking choke on that shit. I hope they get
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: a fucking waffle fry that never leaves their system. Yeah,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: so now I know I have a thief on my floor.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Every time I've left my hotel room, I know someone
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: is around here.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want to start yelling, banging a bell,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: being like, I know one of you did this.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Dude, we have to be able to get footage of it.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: What hotel was it at?
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can say it because I'll be gone.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: It's Cambria downtown in Nashville, Tennessee, sixth floor.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I'm room 614. Someone stole my Chick-fil-A and I'm livid
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: about it. And what could you have done? Dude, 13
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: minutes leaving Chick-fil-A at your doorstep for 13 minutes is
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: a long time. On a Monday afternoon, though, I thought
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: it was a Monday afternoon. I haven't even seen anybody
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: in the hallway yet. And I think the guy sent
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: me the photo. It was right outside the room, 614.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: It was right outside there and then vanished.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Did it sound like he set it down completely and
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: left it, or could you hear any more like he
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: might have been the guy to come get it? I
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: hope he wasn't the guy to do it, because that
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: would be bad. That would be tough for DoorDash. I
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: love DoorDash. Oh, yeah. They're the fucking Navy SEALs of
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: our generation. I love DoorDash. Tim Dillon and I had
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: a big conversation about this. To roll up silently to
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: a door as quietly as you can, leave something completely
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: fucking delectable. Evade dogs. Evade dangerous brothers probably trying to
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: rob you like all types of shit you know evade hungry.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: People that's my biggest pet peeve about nice hotels like
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: when you stay in a nice hotel the door dashers
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: can't get up to you because of the key because
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: of the key like this past weekend we were staying
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: at a nice hotel in vegas they can't get up
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: to you so you have to go down you have
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: to go down pick up the food but not a
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: decent hotel like a cambria they could walk right up.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: There's no security. Oh, really? They just let them run
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: right up? Right at my door.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I didn't have to go down to the lobby or anything.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: And then I run to the door and I open
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: it into my underwear and make sure no one's around.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Grab it. That's the best. You try to lean forward,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: just get your hand up. Hold the door open and
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: just try to grab it off the ground. Dude, hotel
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: rooms are crazy how much you're just hiding from everybody
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: in the hallway. It's such an interesting experience to think about.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I was talking about this with our producer Kelsey recently
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: too about just how much we love Kelsey. Just how
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: much sex do you think has been in every hotel
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: room you've been in?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: In Vegas especially. Oh, I can't even imagine how many
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: people have even just jerked off on the floor in
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: my room.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if a hotel has been open for 20 years,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: I wonder how much each room has seen.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: It's scary to think about because there's no way it's
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: being properly sterile. No way. I don't know how you
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: could properly sterilize it unless you use EcoShield or one
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: of those companies that comes and does the... You know,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, you'd have to use some type of a
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: high-grade cleaner. What would you even do? Pressure wash the
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: carpet or whatever?
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Truly no idea. What do they always say? No, you
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: should bring a black light into a hotel because you
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: know what's on the walls.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Right? Yeah, that's weird for me. And also, my hotel
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: is a very odd hotel. It's the only hotel. I
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: got to send you a picture of it. It's the
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: only hotel I've ever been in. The bed is in
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: the middle of the room. Like, it's not next to
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: any walls, if that makes sense. That's a normal room.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: But it's, there's, I'm telling you, I'll send you a photo.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: It's just the bed is in the middle of the room.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I've never seen anything like it.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, I get dizzy in there, I think. Just trying
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: to even just figure out how to get to the bathroom.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: You get caught in a fucking tailwind. Like, last night,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: my mom came into my room to get me to
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: go out. And it was, yeah, that's it. They're just
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the room. There's a walkway behind it.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: There's a bar behind it. Yeah, that's too much. I
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: like my bed in a corner. I like to eliminate
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: all possibility of things attacking me or whatever. That's how
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I sleep in complete fear. I do love a good
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: hotel view, though. I'm a sucker for a good view.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I love a good view. We went to Power Slab. Unbelievable.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: What did you think? It was your first time. Unbelievable.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Thanks to you, obviously, we were in the first row.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Being that close and seeing it, hearing it, the sounds
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: of it is the craziest part.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't believe that.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: My only complaint actually is the bigger guys at the end,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: they're so big, they don't fall. So the third guy,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: what was his name?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Blackburn. He was a nut. It was awesome because those
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: guys were falling.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember the one guy fell frigging,
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: he got slapped and then his, he fell so hard,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: his face hit the little middle thing they use.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: He got double hit. It was unbelievable. Power slap was awesome.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: It was, we were almost like, it was like, it's
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: more like a party environment, like just talking to everybody,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: hanging out. And then it's like, instead of a band
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: is playing, it's just, Big guys get slapped. Yeah, it's
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: kind of like you're sitting there having.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: A snack or chatting or having ice water or something,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: and then you can feel somebody's about to slap somebody
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: in the corner of the room. Everybody literally goes silent
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: for one second, looks over. Somebody slaps the living lights
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: out of somebody else. And then....
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: And it's so cool because, like, me and Caleb went
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: to our first UFC Saturday. There's a few moments where
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: you saw somebody and you're like, Like, you make that face,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: you make that face every single fight in Power Slap.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Every single time you see it, it's just, holy, literally,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: holy shit. Oh, it's overwhelming.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: And the one big guy, remember, he was going right,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: and then he just started to hit with his left?
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: That was a stunning moment.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like the Cal Ripken of fucking Power Slap, whatever.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: That dude can just... The Mark Teixeira. Yeah, he can
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: play from both sides. He was on.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I don't even think he... And I think he did
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: announce it because then they kept saying, oh, he's going
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: left this time.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: He's going left. I thought it was a surprise. I
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: thought he surprised left, but it wasn't. Oh, it would
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: be great. But they announced, this is one thing. It's
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: about power slap. They announced like, all right, it's left
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: on one. It just tells you like, so you like
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: what hand he's using. It's just a wild scene. It's
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: a wild scene. And there's all, first of all, there's
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: all these influencers there. Right. So you're like, everybody's like
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: an influence. It's like, oh yeah. Have you met salad
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: boy or whatever? And it's like, who? And they're like, yeah,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: this is Salad Boy. They're like, he doesn't have any arms,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: but watch him mix up this salad or whatever. He's like,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I've mixed over 2,000 salads. The walk-in room, the register's
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: clearly there. I wish he was there. But yeah, it's
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: like Salad Boy. Or then there was a black guy,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, this is my son. Oh, you've
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: seen him on TikTok? He counted to a million one time.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: You're like... I don't give a fuck. Is he the
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: kid asking you for money? Yeah, I don't know. This
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: is the best though. But yeah, they're like, hey, will
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: you just do a video of my son? Just you
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: guys count to 20 together. So I'm like, dude, I
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: don't give a fuck, dude. I'll do 10. Yeah, dude,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I'll do five with this kid, but I want to
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: just go sit back down. But the craziest thing that
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: was happening, at power staff was, uh, that the box was,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Terrence Crawford was there and he has a couple of
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: beautiful young children.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: I think they were his children. I think they were too.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: They were around him most of the night, unless he
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: was by us.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He was like, and the kids would come up
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: to you and they'd be like, Hey, give me $ 100, right?
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: But then you were talking to somebody else, and I
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: was talking to the kid. And I said, oh, sorry,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: what are you asking me? And he just goes, oh,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: I lost the bet. I want to see if I.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Can have $ 100. But then at a certain point, I
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: didn't bet with him, right? Because I don't know. I mean,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: he's a child or whatever. And then he comes back
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: a little while later, and he's like, pay up. Pay up, son.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: He said, this kid is six years. And there was
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: three of them, like a six, maybe an eight, and
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: a nine. And they're like, pay up, motherfucker, or whatever.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Pay up, son. Pay up. So now I'm like, yeah,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: there's Terrence Carver with his family right there.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was the one on the right.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: It was him on the right.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: And so anyway, now you're like, well, I can't. I
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: have to pay. What if this kid goes back to
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: his dad, one of the greatest fighters in the world,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: and goes, dad, this guy lost a bet to me
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: in won't pay it to me dude.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Dude that's it's so scary to think about too like
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: terence carver could kill both of us so easily and
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: so easily all.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: That kid has to go do is dad this guy's
• 31:00
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• 31:03
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• 31:05
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• 31:07
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• 31:10
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• 31:15
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• 31:16
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• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I had to give each one of those kids like $ 40.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, these kids are hit men. And they
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: were going to every person in there. I bet those
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: kids made six racks in there. Did you actually give
• 31:26
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• 31:27
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• 31:32
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• 31:35
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• 31:37
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• 34:26
  Speaker 1: But yeah, PowerSlap's nuts, man. Dude, one of the nuttiest
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: things is, dude, they slap each other. And then I
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: remember the first time I ever went, I'm waiting for
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: an Uber after it. And one of the guys who
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: had been slapped is waiting in the Uber line. I'm like, what?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: You can't even just go to the cab. Yeah, I
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: think I'm like 95% sure. Allegedly, it was the same dude.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, his head was swollen and he looked like
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: he had to be. Their faces were so red. And
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: he got into the Uber, showed up. He gets in
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: through the trunk of it. I'm like, this guy is.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Fucking, their brain's got to be destroyed. Everything about it,
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: how do they train? Who do they train with? Who
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: do they hit? How does it, because if you're training
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: with a guy and you're taking the hits, how would
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: you not then want to be the hitter as well.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: So who are you training on? Yeah, that's a good point. Like,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: who's the one just taking the hits and just them
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: and training? Yeah, dude, if you're just doing hitting was, yeah,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: what guys are you like, y'all come over there and
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: let you hit me 15 times so you can practice,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: but yeah, I won't hit you back. I'll just chill out. Like,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: how could you not also want to be in Sparrow's lap? So, dude,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Second slap into it, it looks like you've been fucking
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: eating wasps or something. It's like your whole face is swollen.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: And some of the guys would get hit up high,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: like in the eye area. One guy was taking chin
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: because they were calling the fouls too. That didn't get
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: hit in the head.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: It seems scary. One guy close to hit eye. Eye
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: was terrible. It's just crazy. And the one guy that
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: was getting in the Uber one time, he's like, yeah, man,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I'm going to catch a movie with my girl or whatever.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck? You better sleep. Yeah,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: you better. Dude, anything. Actually, and I was like, dude,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: anything that keeps you awake for three hours sounds good
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: to us right now, dude. I hope it's a long,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I hope it's a damn Titanic, dude. Do not rest.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Godfather 1 and 2. I mean, dude, it was a
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: fun time. It was really cool. I enjoyed it. It
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: was very cool. It's an interesting event. It was fun, man.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Shout out to... to Nicole that helps us get over
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: there and have fun. And they have like, it is fun.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Like you're going in there and there's all these different, like,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: like people that you've seen from like different things online, TikTok, everything. Yeah.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Max Crosby was there. It was cool to meet Cheryl Hines.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: She was such an angel. I was so scared to
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: say big fan. I felt, I felt bad cause she
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: was hanging, but I'm a huge curb guy. So I
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: was like, I was, she was one person. I will
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: say that like me and Caleb's job, we do meet
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: a lot of famous people and I didn't know she
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: was coming when I saw her.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, wow.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Kind of took me back a little bit. Like I've
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: just watched her my whole life. So I was like,
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: oh my God, Cheryl Hines.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I've never seen her burn through Zazen, but I
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: know people love it so much. I'll probably watch it
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: when I get married or something, but. Good show. 12
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: seasons though. It's a long haul. Really? Yeah. I just
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: redid it a few months ago. I decided to do
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: a full rewatch. At this age? Yeah. Do something else, man.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: You can watch this shit later. I know.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes I give them like a Monday night.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I got nothing to do. I'll watch a show.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: The thing about doing a Sopranos rewatch, I haven't watched
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Sopranos in a long time, honestly.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: You should do that in a theater and have people come,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: have like a food experience for people. Wow.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: That's a good idea. Kind of like our idea we
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: were talking about at breakfast the other day. Me and
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Caleb's idea.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah. You and Caleb need an Airbnb. Yeah.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: And then we, for the record, me and Caleb were
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: thinking about starting an Airbnb empire in three different cities
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: and making it our own experience in each Airbnb.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I will do it, but we
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: may try. It'd be great. And like have like a
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: confessional in it where people that are going there, if
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: it's like a bachelor party, a bachelorette, they can go
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: in there and give a nice message to the bachelor
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: or bachelorette. Yeah.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: That confessional idea from you was a great idea. You
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: guys could compile those and make that like part of it.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: And part of the experience too, that you get this
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: back where you get a video of the, of your
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: weekend of just people popping in and saying nice things,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: stuff like that's important.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Almost like I agree. People don't say enough nice things
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: to people. It's nice when people just are just saying
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: like a, Every now and then, I'm going to start
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: doing it to you too. Every now and then, if
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: it's like a Sunday and I'm maybe a little buzzed
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: having some drinks with my friends and I'm in a
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: good mood, I'll just text them and be like, hey,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I miss you.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Hope all is well. You're a good guy. You're a stud.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I think you do a really nice job of that, man.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: You make people feel super welcome, I think. You're like
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: a welcome mat with black olives on the edges of it.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: I appreciate that. That's the Greek side of me. But, um,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, speaking of that, I gotta, I gotta commend you.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, same to you. You're so like seeing you
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: this weekend at powers up. You're so nice to everybody.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: So courteous to everybody. Like powers up.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Literally. I've never seen you were like a Paul McCartney.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: You're like a beetle. Really? And you're so nice to everybody. Yeah.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I think sometimes I don't notice it unless I start
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: to get like super uncomfortable, you know, I don't know.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: But we had a great time, dude. Great time. Thank
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: you for everything. It was a blast. Oh, thank you guys, dude.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: One of the reasons I went was because you guys
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: were going to be there. I knew it was going
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: to be somebody else's first event. What did you think
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: about the UFC? Because it was your first UFC as well, right?
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was our first UFC. UFC was fun. It
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: was a blast. What time did y'all show up? We
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: got there at 7. So we were there for the
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: main event. It was really cool to see. I didn't
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: make a little parlay before we got there and it
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: didn't lose pretty quickly. I won the first one with
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: that gray-haired gentleman. I'm thinking like Danish or something.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, Darius? Yes. But then I took Cara France. I
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: loved his vibe at the weigh-ins, and that was a
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: tough one.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Because when he was doing the weigh-ins with the Haka thing,
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: I said, this guy's the man.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I got to take this. And his brother was right
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: behind us, too. yeah he lost he was getting super
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: into it there was some crazy fights dude I saw
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: that one fight it was Van versus.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: He did win though because I remember someone at the
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: weigh-in came up to me before the day before and
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: was like you gotta bet Van tomorrow you gotta bet
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Van tomorrow and I forgot to and as soon as
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: he won I was like oh shit he came out
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: of the blue it was like just hyping Van up yeah.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: It was Roy Val versus Van Dude, I'd never seen this.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: There were times where they knocked each other out and
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: then hit him again so quick that he knocked him
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: back in, dude. I'd never seen that in my life.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I swear to God, I saw it two times in
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: this match. A guy knocked a guy out and then
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: knocked him right back in. I was like, he's out!
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, he's in!
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: He came right back. I mean, the guys are insane.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: They're sickos. And it's cool to see how much respect
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: they have for each other, too. 100%.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: It's nuts.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: And it's crazy to see the whole arena is just
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: huge fight fans. And I felt kind of weird because
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: I didn't really know anything. Everyone's talking about the strategy
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: of everything, different moves, what they should do, who do
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: you like. And I'm just like, guys, this is my
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: first time. I don't even know who's fighting. But it
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: was fun to see. I've always wanted to go to one.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: It was very cool to see. I will definitely continue
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: watching the big ones.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: The big ones are fun. Yeah, and I think you
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: can get into it. I think one thing that helped
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: me get into it, because UFC was scary to me
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: at first, right? I never grew up being able to
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: really like, defend for myself or whatever type shit. So
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I think just fighting in general, I mean, I've been
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: in some fights, but I wouldn't say I was doing
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: great in them. Yeah. You know, I'm, I'm, I've only
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: been in one too. Yeah. Yeah. Not a lot. I'm not,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not a fighter. Oh, when I get really old,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I'm fighting motherfuckers. The second I go to a senior
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: care center or whatever. I'm fucking first dude I get
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: in that comes up to me getting loud or whatever,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: even if he's lost and he's just loud because he
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: can't hear. Fuck him, dog. Done. He's going down, bro. Done.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: That's it for him. He's had a long life. Done.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: But that's going to let everybody know, everybody else in there, Henry,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: whoever else lives in that bitch, that I'm there. You
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: think you're going to go to a senior care facility
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: when you're older? Yeah, I might go when I'm younger, dude.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Caleb lives in a senior center. He did. He was
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: 50 and over, I believe.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he lived in a 50 and over building, which
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: is good for him because he likes to hang when
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: he's home.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: So there's nothing else you could do, really. No, relax,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: learn a new game. Yeah.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I think he had one room that he called his office,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: but he was right on the beach, too, so it
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: was a nice location. You could walk right on the beach.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: It was so nice.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: We'd go out to the pool over there, and it's
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: a lot of sun-dried Hebrews and Italians and Greeks with
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: neck jewelry.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: That's pretty much it, just Hebrews and Italians. In his area,
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: in that area of Florida, Delray Beach, I call it
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: the sixth borough. It's basically all New York. It's only
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: New Yorkers. And it's so fun. Like, you get all
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: the Italian guys from Brooklyn there. I'll be at the
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: bar with them, and I'll just be like, where are
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: you from? You look kind of like Nebraska or something.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: They get so mad.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Like, what, are you kidding me? Bensonhurst.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: But boy, Rays, they freak out. It's one of my
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: favorite things to do. They're just the best. They're such
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: funny people.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I love them. They're such ridiculous human beings. Oh, yeah.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Being down there is a good time, man. That's a
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: beautiful area. It gets so hot, though, this time of year.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I love the water, man. There's something special about just
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: being in the water. I'm such a fan of it. Oh, yeah.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. Well, I think... that a lot of people
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: believe that life started right out of the water. It
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: kind of makes sense. We kind of seem like something
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: the ocean left or I don't know. Yeah. I wonder
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: if God, like, cause you have to have water to
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: make anything, dude, look at probably most recipes use water, everything.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: So for sure, like God made us with water. So obviously, yeah. Yeah.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I think I remember for some reason, remember the movie
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: war of the worlds that came out like 20 years ago,
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Tom Cruise alien movie ruined my life. I was terrified
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: the hell out of me. It was an alien attack movie.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: But at the end, they find out that they started
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: saying how everything starts in water. And water, I think, well,
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: that was signs, actually. And water is, like, how all
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: this started. Like, it's how they fought the aliens. But
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: it's also in signs. Because in the signs, they're also,
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: the aliens are anti-water as well.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah? So I'm maybe mixing up my alien movies. Well, remember, like,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: a few months ago, they were like, aliens are in
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: the water. Now nobody even gives a shit. People are
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: just out there fucking doing lazy rivers and shit. I
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: was like, I was looking the other day. Some kids
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: are in a lazy river. We've got to go to
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: a lazy river. We've been talking about it. What are
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: you talking about? They're fucking... Oh, man. There's damn cyborgs
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: in the deep end, homie.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did see that. I saw a tweet about
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: the Jersey drones, too. What happened to that?
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude. What happened to that? I think that was
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: just a new Papa John's delivery swarm or whatever. That
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: was just Jersey mics trying a new fucking thing.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: For three weeks, we saw the lights going on in
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: New Jersey.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I knew people that saw them. Really? Yeah. You're lying.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: One of my buddies, his frat brother from college is
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: a cop. on Tom's River, New Jersey. And he was like,
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: texting them, like, I'm seeing these things.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: They're here. Well, why didn't you fucking shoot at him
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: or something? You're a fucking cop. He's just texting his buddies.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: You're doing the same thing we're doing. I don't know
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: if he could go straight at him. What do you mean?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Who's going to see? I saw somebody attack him. What
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: are you going to say?
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: The Tom's River Police Department going to take out the
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: alien drones?
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. All he does is hit. Tom's River PD. Bro,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: they hit dingers. It's like really five guys on the course. Dude, whatever.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: We cheer for those little bastards when they won the
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: World Series.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, their World Series, Little League World Series home. Hit
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: a ball at one of those drones. Yeah, they could.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: You'd think at the very least they could just hit
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: a freaking fly ball and take out a couple drones. Well,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: especially like the fact that if it's aliens or whatever,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: that they're spying on New Jersey. I'm like, dude, at Yes,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: get some Jersey, but get like a charcuterie of America.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Get some other places as well. You just don't think
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: that everybody is, you know, has a side hustle doing
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: trading cards or whatever. That is very New Jersey.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: It's such a creepy thing, though, thinking about like aliens
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: and if they exist. You know what's actually a very
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: weird thing to me, too? What's your take on like
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: supernatural stuff? Super natural. Like, what do you mean? So
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: one of my best friends is Scott and we call
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: him Sal. I don't know why we call him Sal.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: We call him Sal. Anyway, he was here actually in
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Nashville on a bachelor party like three years ago. And true,
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: like he's a normal person. He's one of my best
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: friends truly to this day claims that like they came
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: home from the bar one night, he was asleep and
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: there was like some sort of entity like over him
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: looking at him. And he was like, I remember he
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: came home the next day and like we got lunch
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: and he was telling us like, this.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Thing is real.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: We saw it multiple times. And it's almost like freeing
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: or like feels good because I know that stuff exists.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: And now I know like God is real is what
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: he said. And he's completely normal guy. He stands by it.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Wow. Did he bring a chick home? Maybe it was,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: he just brought a tall chick home with him.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: He said it was tall. He did say it was
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: a tall baby. But some of that shit's super scary, man.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Like I recently had, I was in Los Angeles probably
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: less than a year ago. And you know, like staying in,
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: we rented a house in the hills and the hills
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: for me is very scary. I don't like the hills.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: It's very like, I'm secluded and away from everything. Just
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: staying there in general freaks me out. And I was
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: there with one of my producers and he was lining
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: at like 1 a.m. and I landed at like six
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: and I went to this house. I didn't realize we
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: booked it so far into the hills. It was almost
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: under the Hollywood sign. And it was, we got there
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: and I was like, this place is fucking terrifying. Nothing
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: like the pictures. It was a nice house, but it
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: was almost like 70s themed. The pool wasn't even hot.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: It was cold. And then I- Like Vince Neal died
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: here or whatever. He's alive.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: He's there still. But that's what ruined, like Charles Manson
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: and all that shit ruined the hills for me. It
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: freaks me out. So I'm in there, I'm sitting there
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: in my bed, just literally in a pretzel like this,
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: freaked out, and I kid you not, I hear the
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: loudest boom out of the blue.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Don't know what it is, had no idea what it was.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: It wasn't those fucking Costco dudes, was it? AJ? Yeah.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: He was. It was Big AJ. It was Big AJ.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: And the next thing I know, the Rizzler's there. That guy, dude,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: the crazy part is the Rizzler doesn't even fucking know
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Big AJ.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: The whole thing's unreal. Yeah, so many people think that
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: he's Big AJ's child. He's just like a fifth grader
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: or something or fourth. He got held back, allegedly. And
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: then they're like kind of this Jewish powerlifting family. I
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: saw you had the Rizzler at one of your shows recently.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: He was in the audience and he came up on stage.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Very nice guy. But also, dude, he fucking, he was
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: drinking soda at like almost 10 p.m.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I'm like. Yeah, I saw you saying that at Craig's
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: with a non-Danny McBride's episode. Yeah. It's like, I was like,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: what time is your bedtime? And he's like, you know,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: he gave me one of those. Whenever he gets tired
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: is when the Rizzler goes to sleep. He said big
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: money don't sleep. I was like, what?
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: How much money do you think the Rizzler has? It's
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: got to be multiple millions, I think, right? You think so?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I think. He's like the most famous person on the internet.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: That's a great point. And he does like a children.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Is he working in a children's market? He's kind of
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: edging into adult marketing though. I wonder if kids even
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: like are fans of him. I think it's more of
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: adults just enamored with him. He's so gorgeous. He's unbelievable.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: He's definitely, uh, I like that. He's just himself, right? Yeah.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He got up on stage the other night and
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: answered a couple of questions for us. I think I've
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: been learning to, I have been seeing videos of him.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: It seems like he's getting more confident in like speaking
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: and stuff, which is nice because he's literally just a
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: nine year old kid.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was hoping. I was like, well,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: let's get him up here and at least get a
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: little bit of practice in front of a random night.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: And yeah, it was great, man. That was great to
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: see him.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Anyway, hear this boom. I don't even investigate. I'm terrified.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I'm going to meet a few buddies at Barney's Beanery.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, you know what? I'm just going to go.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not coming back home till my producer lands at
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: 1 a.m. So I got to occupy myself until he lands.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: There's no way I'm going back there alone. So I
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: go to, I'm at Barney's Beanery for like seven hours
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: because I refuse to go home. Finally, he picks me up.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: We go in the house. I go to bed.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: I close the door. It was the mirror on the
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: back of the door. Just that's when I realized what
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: it was just fell by itself. It was on like
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: six screws, just fell by itself. No, didn't break. No
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: idea why it just, I was literally sitting in the bed.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: It was where that TV is just fell out of blue.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: And I was like, this is not for me too
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: much up there.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm not into, not into the, uh, supernatural stuff.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: There's been, I think other times in my house. Oh, well,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: that's not that super, I mean, that's pretty supernatural, but
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: that's also just bad drywall probably. I mean, that could
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: be a mix of things, right? I think my house
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: is haunted, I think. Well, yeah, but that's, dude. you?
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, actually, so my buddy claims he did this in
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: like the third grade, my friend Frank. I don't know
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: if it's him or not, or like my parents told
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: him to tell me this to ease my mind.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: But literally in my attic, I'm pretty sure there's something
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: carved that says like darkness is here on the wall,
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: which I don't like. I've always wondered if someone's gotten
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: into my attic. Oh, dude, I went into my attic, dude. Yeah,
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: I went into my attic not long ago and was like,
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: who's up here? Like, because first of all, the way
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: they have an attic set up, it's the scariest thing ever, dude.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Because first of all, you have to find a square
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: on the ceiling of your regular home, right? and it
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: has a string hanging out of it. So obviously your
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: attic is go, it's that time of the month in
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: your attic, right?
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Always.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Wanna hear a bad thing about my attic too? The
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: door to get into it is in my room, my
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: childhood bedroom. So it's right there. Yeah, that's the way
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: to get to the attic. And on top of that, we,
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: growing up, we used to be a big Halloween family.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: So we would go all out for Halloween. There's like
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: a fucking old witch up there. We still have this witch,
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: like a full-sized witch. She's green, she's got a huge schnoz.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: So every time I walk up there, she's just staring
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: at me. It's all up there. All my jerseys that
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: I had when I was a kid. my, which it's,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: it's a scary place.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: It's a very scary setup because first of all, you
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: have to find that place. And if it's in your
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: childhood room and, and that means just like, there's this
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: open portal to like scary pieces of the holidays that
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: we keep in our attic. Right. Exactly. So first of all,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: you have to find that cable thing. You pull on it. Right.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Or sometimes there's even like a stick that's in a closet,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: this little hook. You have to find that. It's an
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: insane thing. And they built the whole contraption. It's literally
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: like the earliest Pilates thing that they ever made. It's
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: from like the 1700s. You can hear the polio leg.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: It's just like one big polio leg kind of folds
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: out of there. It's the same things that they used
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: to make like Forrest Gump's leg. His leg braces? Yeah,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: his leg braces. It's the same part of that makes
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: a ladder that comes down. And you have to climb
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: up there and then– You get up there, all the–
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: it's like there's a snowman that's looking at you, right?
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: There are– there's a– yeah, like there's Halloween. It's just
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: all the holidays are sitting right there waiting for you.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: That is an interesting thought that all the holidays are
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: right there. And it's scary. They have turkey and they
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: all live up there when you're not– And it's like
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: they all stopped and it's just like, and I'm like,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: who's up here? And you just hear, bells will be ringing.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: That sounds kind of nice. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, okay.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Just making sure everybody's getting along up here. Everyone's good.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: It's almost your time. And that's big. They're up three
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: months in a row. Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Bing, bang, boom. So there's nine months of. Nothing. Nine
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: months of sleep. No, but then you have the Easter rabbit.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm hot nigs. They're all just up there
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: having a good time. They're on the fourth. It's long.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: It's a big thing. That's a fun idea to think about.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: All the holidays hanging out. Oh, they're all just hanging
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: out up there in your attic, dude. And then there's
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Black History Month. They're like, what's up, motherfuckers?
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Santa wet him hose it you're like okay this is
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: getting this is getting a little turnt but hey have
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: a good time guys as.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Long as it's getting turnt as long as they're having
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: fun their body their choice they're popping off that's it
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: yeah when it.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Comes to like yeah Santa uh Frankenstein whoever your body
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: your choice.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Totally and dude I'm telling you I have a witch
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: up there it's a legitimate green witch it's a life-size
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: witch of course it's horrifying hmm I haven't been up there.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: My heart's almost beating a little bit thinking about the attic.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: The attic's a scary thing. The attic is so scary.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: I had to go up the other day in my
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: house and I was like, how do I even, where
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: is the attic? And first I was like, oh shit,
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: that's where it is.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Because every now and then I'll hear something up there
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, and for the first two months, I
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: didn't even care. I'm like, if the guy's up there
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: or he's coming in and out, he's obviously passive. I've
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: been hearing it for two months. He's not trying to
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: attack or whatever unless he's up there plotting, but he
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: would be louder. You know, he'd have a chalkboard going.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I would hear something, you know, I'd hear like, You know,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: him watching John Gruden YouTubes or something. Oh, that would
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: be nice.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: I would hear some strategy, though, you know? Spider 2
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: webinar just in the back of your ear. But, yeah,
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: it's an interesting thing, man. I don't know how I
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: feel about all the supernatural stuff. I hope ghosts aren't real,
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: but then I hope they are. Because if they are,
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: that means God's real.
• 53:26
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• 53:32
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• 53:36
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  Speaker 1: I think there's two ways to, or like, I don't
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: think there's two ways to look at it. I just
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: like saying that once in a while. But I think
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: believing in God is a very– it's extraterrestrial in a
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: certain way, right? Believing in like that we've come from something, right?
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Like not that God's alien but that you're believing in
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: something supernatural. So to believe that supernatural powers could only
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: go in the scope of what you want them– you
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Like sometimes we like to think
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: of things only as we want to think of them.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: But I think if you're going to believe in supernatural,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: then a lot of things would be possible.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it kind of goes hand in hand.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Because that's just one thing I always say. I don't
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: know anything about how the universe was created, but even
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: the Big Bang Theory, wasn't that a few particles or
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: chemicals coming together and exploding? How did those chemicals get there?
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: How did those particles get there in the first place?
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: It was the first meth lab, really. Yeah, yeah. That's
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: all it was, dude. How did those first things come together, though?
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: It's a crazy thought to think about. Like, when did
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: it start?
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: No one will know. It's crazy. It's definitely interesting. And
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: then they allow us to show up and mill around us,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: loiter through life, just like traveling by, having some bruschetta,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Watching the genocide and then,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: you know, trying to find a nice, and then the
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: like commercials during the genocide, it's like nothing goes with
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: this mass slaughter like a Pinot Noir, you know? You're like, God,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: what has happened to us? Very sad times in a
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: lot of ways. But, but yeah, man, but you still
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: have to live your life, right? And it's interesting. But
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: then you're like, is Satan just amongst us? Like we
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: treat each other, human beings, we're all, instead of just
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: being like, hey, look how crazy it is. We're all
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: living together on this magical Christmas ornament of the Lord
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: that got hung in outer space. We're here shooting each other.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Like imagine if you saw a Christmas tree and you
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: see a beautiful ornament. It's the most beautiful ornament there is.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: And you go and you look really close, right? Like
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: you zoom in, like you do, and like a google
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: maps for a christmas ornament the most beautiful one that
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: exists it's like a diamond in the sky and you
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: look at it you're like holy shit they are gunning
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: each other down on this fucking thing stop that yeah
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: you're like why this is supposed to be an ornament
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: it's supposed to be there's no bad things that happen
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: in snow globes yeah yeah and this is it this
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: is the best snow globe and it's a bet i
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: feel like we can do better in this snow globe
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: man i really believe that um Let's talk about, I
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: do want to, one thing that really struck me over
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: the weekend, man, besides your kindness and sincerity to everyone,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: was the hash brown you mentioned at the win. Oh, buddy.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: That was something. We came down for breakfast Saturday morning. Yeah.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: And we had a hash brown down there at a restaurant.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: It was called Tabloo, I think.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: It is. It was a restaurant, Tabloo. Let's see if
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: you can bring up a photo of the hash brown.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: It was like a little baby hash brown too. It
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: wasn't big at all, but it was thick. And I
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: got a, I've been doing this a lot when I'm traveling.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: I've just been waking up, going to like a diner, hotel, bar,
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: and just getting two eggs, sunny side up, toast, bacon, easy, boom.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: This came with a hash brown and that was a
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: damn good hash brown.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Brown. It was this big. It wasn't even large, but
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: it was so creamy. It was perfect. It was fantastic.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: That's one of my favorite things is a nice just
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: breakfast hash brown as well.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the inside tasted like it had kind of almost
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: been cooked in a sauna in a way. It was
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: very perfect. It had a light. What was the spice
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: in it? Yeah, bring it up. Let's get that. Let's
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: see that.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: I don't even know if it's on the menu by itself.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: It may just be coming with the... I think that
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: was the menu.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Let's go down.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I just got the... It was three eggs,
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: any kind, I think it was. Tablu breakfast is what
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: I got. They don't even give... Yeah, okay, that's what
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: it is. Tablu potato.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Ooh, the tablu potato.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: That must be what they call it. They don't even
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: call it a hash brown because it's too classy to
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: be a hash brown. It's just a tablu potato. And boy,
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: was that a hash brown.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: It was a hash brown. There they are. Is that it? Yeah.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: It was, I couldn't, it was definitely, man. And it
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: had a, I don't know if it had a rosemary,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: a slight chive. Just like a chive had wandered through
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: and just left a few footprints. Nothing heavy. Yeah. I mean,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: that thing was classy. I like that place to stay at.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: It was, that's, I think clearly I could say the
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: best hotel in Vegas. You think so? The Wynn and
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: the Encore are both awesome. I love both. I mean,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not, it's not that I really need much to
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: like a hotel. Yeah.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: I got like the resorts world there. Resorts world is great.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Resorts world is like its own little city. They got
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: everything in there. They got great restaurants, casino, bar, concert venue.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: But I've been coming around on Vegas kind of.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: I think it's okay. I used to hate it. Now
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: I'm coming around on it. Yeah. Oh, I mean, I
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: think it's, you know, if you can, if the right
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: things happen and it's, if you can use it to
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: for good, you know, then I think it's perfect.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: I think the biggest mistake people think about Vegas is
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: they think it's like here. Where you could just go
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: on Broadway and there's a hundred bars and you could
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: just walk into one and say, oh, I don't like
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: this one. I'm going to walk to the next one. Vegas,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: it's so spread out. The hotels are, you think the strip,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: you think everything is next to each other. It's so
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: goddamn spread out. Like me and my buddies at a
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: bachelor party there two years ago and I was the
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: best man. So I had to run it. You know,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: when they say like Nashville ain't ready, Vegas ain't ready.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Vegas could not have been any more prepared. They knew
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: what they were doing. They kicked our ass. It was,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: it was, it's tough. It's tough to do this whole plan,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: especially when you're roaming around with 15 guys.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: That's impossible. Thank you to Alex and Drew.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: They let me bring 15 Italian men to one of
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: their shows.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: And that was the highlight of the weekend.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: But you can't bring 15 guys anywhere.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've seen that kind of troop support
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: since World War II. I know.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: And the Italians were on the losing side of that, too.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: It was a bad loss. It was a bad weekend.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: But that was the highlight of the weekend. They did
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: let us bring 15 dudes.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Very kind. That's kindred activity right there. I mean, that's
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: one of the worst answers you could possibly ask somebody.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Hey, do you mind if me, who we're not even
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: that close, come and bring 15 guys and.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Bring 15 dudes? That's zero boobs and just 15 penises. Oh, man.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: That's like a fucking... It's not even like we said, oh,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: it's 15 of us and we're bringing like five chicks
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: with us. It's just 15 guys.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's just a Dago invasion or whatever
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: they call it. Yeah, exactly. We stormed the beaches. Yeah,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: just like storming the beaches of a fucking Bucca di Beppa,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: you know? That's what it is, dude. That's the Dago invasion.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Can you say Dago or not? It's bad. We can
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: bleep it out. No, say Dago.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say it. I'm 75% Italian. I'm
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: giving you Dago.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: You are? Yeah, you get Dago, Wapaginni. What's that other one?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Wap it like it's hot. Have you seen that video? No.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Is that an Italian video? It's somebody that's an Italian
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: person actually burned their hands on a castle. Oh, Guido's
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: a huge one. That's the classic. Oh, yeah. Guido's all right.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Guido's not even real. Guido's whatever. But like Jersey Shore 2009,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: that was when Guido came in. But Guido, Wap, Dago, Guinea. Yeah.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: You have it. I'm giving you the D words. Oh, okay. Dude,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: I was at a show the other night. Some black
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: guy gave me an N word card. Oh, really? Yeah.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: It had my name on it and everything. He filled
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: it out for me. It was cool. But I'm like, dude, I,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: where do you want me to use this? I mean, yeah,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: maybe at a Bucky's or something, but like, I don't
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: think you can just use this anywhere. So I don't know.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: I saved it. I'm going to show it to somebody
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: and see what they think, but I'm not just going
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: to make any, any choice. I'm going to talk to
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: my neighbors about it. Love that. Yeah.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: That's something I think you got to like, you got like,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: you know, and you know, when you get a new
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: apartment or something and they got to get a, they
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: call for references, you got to get at least five references.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, definitely dude. You can't be one guy. No,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have to get Drewski to sign the
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: back of it or something. Yeah, somebody. Um, dude, I
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: do want to talk about this. I was thinking about
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: was the perfect peanut butter and jelly. Ooh. I was
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: thinking about that.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Um, I will say I don't have too much experience
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: in the peanut butter and jelly game.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I do love my crustables. Not really. You like uncrustable.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: I'm honestly, this may sound crazy. I do consider peanut
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: butter and jelly is sweet. Like I'm more of a
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: savory guy.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: I don't, like I was saying, I've just been getting
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: into the gems. I have never was never really the
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: biggest peanut butter and jelly guy. Like maybe brought it
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: to lunch at school a few times. My big lunch
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: growing up was like ham and cheese.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I've actually been dying for a good just classic ham
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: and cheese sandwich. Yeah. Ham and cheese, a little mustard. Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Or roast beef.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: I used to do roast beef a lot, but then
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: by like Wednesday, it was gray. So you'd get roast
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: beef for the week. Monday, fantastic. And then it just
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: dwindles as the day goes by. Roast beef gives up fast,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: I love roast beef, though.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite things. Me and my dad
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: sometimes would just go to our local deli. And get
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: like a pound of roast beef and bread and just
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: make our own sandwiches and a ball of fresh mozzarella.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Fantastic. Fresh mozzarella, salt, pepper, mayo. Boom. Maybe some hot
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: peppers if I'm feeling spicy. God, dude. Yeah. I think
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: I just, I want to be, I want to like,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: sometimes I was like, I just got to get more
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: engaged with my life. It's like, you know, I eat
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: only two things every day. Mostly. You were telling us
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: that the other day. What was it again? I eat
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: a smoothie. That's pretty good. And then I also do a, um, quesadilla,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: almond flour quesadillas. There's these almond flour quesadillas that I
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: really like. It's just like simple ingredients, nothing. And then
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: cheese on there. It's that fake cheese, like the Mexican
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: shredded cheese or something, you know? And it's not, it's
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: like plywood or something. It's not even real cheese or whatever,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: you know? I mean, a lot of Mexican people will
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: even use it as a construction, as like some sort
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: of a base in a construction. Yeah. It's definitely like,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: it's a polymer or whatever it's called, you know? Anyway,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: I'll put that and then I'll have some ground beef
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: I cooked up and then another layer of cheese, a
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: little bit of sea salt, another almond quesadilla thing. Nice.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: I hope that becomes like the McConaughey sandwich.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: Remember that clip that went crazy a few months ago,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: McConaughey was on two bears, I think talking about how
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: he makes a tuna salad and it just went crazy.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Everyone was, everyone was making the McConaughey tuna salad.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I haven't. Yeah. I just want to up my
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: game and get some better recipes. Maybe I would like to,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: maybe I'll get a wife that likes to cook or
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend that really likes to cook and can take
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: me down some different roads like that. You know, like
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: a motherly type of girlfriend that's, You know, just like
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: who likes to cook and our whole family can eat
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: together or whatever. But, oh, peanut butter and jelly. This
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: is what my grandmother used to do this. And she
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: didn't like me, but I do remember she made this
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: for me a couple times. I think she made that.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: She would take a piece of bread. And I like
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: wheat bread if I ever have to have peanut butter
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: and jelly. Because white bread just got something happened to it.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: The basic white bread, bunny bread or whatever. It just like,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: it's better when you're younger, I think. I've never done
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: the wheat on peanut butter and jelly. I feel like
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: if you're going for PB & J, you should just
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: go for the white because wheat's supposed to be healthier
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: for you, right? It's just brown white bread. I remember
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: some of the healthy kids in school used to have
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: the wheat bread. Well, my mom was crazy like that.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: My mom would never talk to us, but then make
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: us eat. She would be like, oh, we're having lamb.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: My mom was very bizarre. She'd be like, yeah. She
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: would have no communication with us, but then she'd be like,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: But tonight we were completely poor, but she'd be like,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: but tonight we're going to have foie gras. And we'd all,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: we'd all hope she'd be like, uh, emotional connection. Right.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: But it was always like French onion soup. Right. So
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: it was just every time you're like, and it was
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: like once a month, she would do that. She'd come
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: home from work like once a month and we'd have
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: a babysitter who was either deceased or like couldn't even,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: we had this one lady that couldn't even talk. Well,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: I think she'd been in like a, I don't know
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: if she'd had a stroke right when we met her
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: or whatever. She stayed with us for two weeks. And
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: I think she had a stroke like the day she
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: got to us. And for two weeks, we had no clue.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: It was just like playing charades with this like sweet
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: older black lady. We're like, okay. Do you know how
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: old you were for that? I have no idea. I
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: was probably fucking eight or whatever. Anyway, but my mom, yeah,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: that's how she was. She would like not talk to us,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: but then she would like get us together and she'd
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: be like, and we'd have all these issues or like
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: desperate need for affection. And she'd be like, but tonight-
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: split pea soup with ham. And we'd be like, nice.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: So using the food to bond. Yeah. My parents have
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: done that too. It was so exciting, dude. Oh, for sure.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm surprised that shirt doesn't have some, uh,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: spare Gorgonzola in the pocket. Yeah.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: My parents used to fucking supersize me. They would give
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: me the supersized McDonald's and I was like, yeah, that's crazy.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: I know it's bad. I don't want to make them
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: sound like bad parents. They're beautiful people.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: But when I was a child, I was having supersized
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: McDonald's bed. You were the fucking first Rizzler then. Yeah. Dude,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: I saw that he had two Jimmy Johns. He's like,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: I don't even think I'm going to eat one of these.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, dude, do whatever. You can
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: afford it. But still. But my grandmother would make, she
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: would put butter on one piece. Nice. Jelly on top
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: of that and then peanut butter on the other piece.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: So one piece had butter, just spread butter base, and
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: then jelly. And that was, for some reason, so good. Beautiful.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: It's already good. And then you add in some butter.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Butter's welcome to any party. Yeah. And it was like normal,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: real salted butter, like regular-ass butter. Oh, that sounds so good.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Not like that stuff that's like, I can't believe it's not. Yeah,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: the margarine. Yeah. Because even, that's what I've been saying.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: When I've been having the jam at these restaurants, I've
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: been doing butter down first, and then the jelly. And
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: it's good. I wish butter was zero calories. That would
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: make my life a lot easier. Butter, I always say,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: if I could do a zero calorie food, it would
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: be rice. If I could make rice zero calories, I
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: would be pretty hot. Is it high calorie as rice?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: It's not high calories. It's supposed to be good for you.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: But I could just, it's not like it's horrible for you.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: But I could eat chicken and rice every meal if
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: I could.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: I love chicken and rice.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: And then if you're just grilled chicken and the rice,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: I think people consider rice remotely healthy, though, because everyone's
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: all these skinny people in the city are eating grain
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: bowls and stuff.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: That's a good point. It says right here, well, a
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: cup of cooked long grain white rice is around 205 calories.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: A cup of cooked white rice typically contains around 205
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: to 242 calories. Brown rice doesn't really have that much difference.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: No, and people think it's so much healthier. That's a
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: little life hack I do with Chipotle. I ask them
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: for both rices and then you get like double the
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: amount of rice.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: And they do that? Yeah. Wow. That's one thing I
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: popped in my brain one day. That's real good.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: I love Basmati rice too. They just said that. There's
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: this place in New York. Halal guys, you ever had that?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: It's actually nationwide now. I bet there's one here. Basmati,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be up there next week.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What are you doing in New York? We got
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: some podcasts up there next week. Cool. What days? Hey,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: I'll be around. You will? Hey, if you want to
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: get dinner at a nice Italian restaurant one night, we should. Dude,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: I'd love it. Monday or Tuesday? Yeah. I literally, wait,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: this Tuesday, this Monday and Tuesday? Yeah. She'd be gone.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: We have a Sunday in Charlotte. Oh. We're leaving on Monday.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: That makes me sad.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Actually, Caleb just came and stayed with me and my
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: family for two days in my childhood home, and I
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: brought him to my favorite restaurant, and he loved it.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: And it's called Halal Guys? It's called Luigi's. Luigi's. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: And it's in Long Island?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: So it's in New Hyde Park. It's right on the
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: border of Queens and Long Island. So it's not too
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: far from the city. It's probably like an hour, 45
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: minutes from the city. But it's right on the border
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: of Queens and Long Island. Yeah, I bought Caleb. Bought
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: like nine of my friends, my parents, and Caleb. We
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: went a few weeks ago. It's great.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, we owe them a visit then. I'd love to
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: go there sometime. Dude, I went to this place the
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: other day after one of the UFC fights. And I'm
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: kind of– or after the UFC fights, Joe Rogan invited
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: me to go to Dana, right? So I'm like– Oh yeah.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: You know? So I, I got to go and I'm
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: definitely name dropping, but it was just exciting. And John
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Anik and DC Daniel Cormier were there. No way. I
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: saw Rogan post a picture of it actually. Yeah.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: It was a place called Guy Tano's. It was like
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: in Henderson, Henderson. I love the name of places, not
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Italian places, not in New York. They just named like
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Guy Tano's or Paisans or New York pizza.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: And Dean Thomas. Uh, and the guy, Nick, I think
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: was the owner of it. Dude, they gave me a, uh,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: They gave me a ravioli. Yeah. It was just like
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: a fucking, it was like a shingle from the gods, brother. Yeah.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Like a shingle fell off a roof of a home
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: of one of the gods, a summer home, and just
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: traveled through a cloud of sauce and landed right in
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: my jaw, brother. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God. Dude,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: you're very good, actually, at talking about food. Really? Yeah.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: Like the way you were explaining that hash brown, that
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: potato the other day at breakfast, I remember saying, telling
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: you at breakfast, you're good at explaining food.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. Thanks, man.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: You're very good at explaining food. Ravioli, which is a
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: nice little piece of cloud heaven. I like a good
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: lobster ravioli. That gets me going.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what was in it. There could
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: have been anything. They could have had ground up pieces
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: of my sister in there. I still would have loved it.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: It was just so good. It was so fucking good.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: I could, it was so good. I couldn't even talk
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: right after. I couldn't even tell the guy how good
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: it was. I just suddenly like, I just, you know,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: I was like my babysitter when I was young, you know,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: just at the bottom of the stairs, just yelling loud,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: single syllables because blood wasn't going to my brain. Oh man. Oh,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: it's very stroke victim. Did they just bring out stuff?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: They brought out a few things. Well, Rogan had been
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: there over the years and he loved this place, right?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: So he's like, I want to take you to this place. Cause,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: and that's the Italian in Joe. Like I always, I
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: do realize that like anytime I've been in dinner with him,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: he's always the one like, no, try that. Like that
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: shit never leaves a real Italian.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: No, I, that's my favorite. I love forcing people to
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: eat food that they enjoy. It's a nice thing. It's
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: fun to see people react in such a, in such
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: a way. I love bringing them to places that, They
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: normally don't have. I love doing it. And yeah, Rugman
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: is Italian Jersey, I believe.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Actually Boston, maybe Boston, I think. Yeah. I
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: think he grew up in Boston or yeah, I know
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: he did comedy in Boston. I'm pretty sure he grew
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: up in Boston. But yeah, like it's just fun. Just fun.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Like I'm sure his reaction was great to you having
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: that lovely pillow of ravioli. But there'd be times like
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: if I'd be in there with him, I'd be almost
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: like skate, you know, like didn't know like, you know,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: cause it's like, those guys are like the UFC come.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, they're like the dream team, probably like the
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: greatest guy since like Brent Musburger and, uh, You know,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: whoever else, that guy, Jim Valvano, whoever, like some of,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: or Dick Innsburg, whoever some of those guys are, I
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: don't know. Jim Valvano is a basketball coach. Yeah. Stud, though.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: From the neighborhood. I'm from Queens. Really? Yeah. Corona, Queens.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: He's from Corona, Queens. But who are the great, great,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: great Jimmy V? Legend. Yeah, he was. But talk to
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: me about the great announcers.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: Vern Lundquist, people love. I love Sam Rose, and he
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: used to do the New York Rangers. He just retired
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: this year. He's a legend.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: He's fantastic. What are some other classics? I love the
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: dude who does the horse racing. I can't think of
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: his name.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Larry Colmus. He's a stud. He's a stud. That'd be
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: my favorite sports call of all time was American Pharoah,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: one of the Triple Crown. Really? Yeah. And not even
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: the biggest horse racing person. Let's hear it. Can we
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: hear that? Yeah. I think he sounds like, American Pharoah
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: is finally the one.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: And he does it perfectly. He's from another country? I
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: think he's from America, I would guess.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, God, yeah. I hope he's all right. He's awesome.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: He's great. A 37-year wait is over. American Pharoah is
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: finally the one. Yeah. American Pharoah. Me and a bunch
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: of my buddies were there. We were like 19 years old.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: At that?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: Because we're 10 minutes from Belmont Park. So we all went.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: I have a video of it like on my phone,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: like a phone video of it that I still have.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: It's sick.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that was a cool experience to be at,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: to see the first Triple Crown.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: In 37 years. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's pretty incredible, huh? Yeah,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: to witness something that's just so rare like that.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny too because two years later, me and
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: my friends also went and there was another horse, Justified.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: We left before the race even happened, and he did
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: win the Triple Crown. So we left before the next one,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: because we already saw American Pharoah. Once you see that,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: you're good. And those days, there's so many freaking people.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: It's packed. At those Belmont things? Yeah.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: It was so hot, so we were like, we got it.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: Even to beat the traffic, we got to get out
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: of here. It's just so packed, such a packed event.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: There's like 100,000 people at the park.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: And it's like a lot of women, it's like the
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: new garden hats or whatever. But now women will come
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: in there with the full, like an actual... you know,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: a quarter hectic or on their head or whatever. Like
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: a UFO on their head or something. Yeah. Some broad
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: over here, you know, growing grapes off the back of
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: her ball cap or whatever. And you're like, this shit
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: is insane. You know, it just gets a little too
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: intense or the one. Yeah. The lady, the hat's so big.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: You can't even get near her. You're like, Ooh, who
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: is that? Can't even see your eyes. Yeah. So bizarre.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: The track's fun.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: If you pick a good day, like I like Saratoga.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: Ever been to Saratoga? Saratoga is awesome. That's a real
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: fun place. Upstate New York.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: I think we have a show in Rochester or something. Oh, really?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: That's like, I think probably four hours. Rochester's like up
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: by Buffalo. Oh, yeah. I've had some good times in Rochester.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: I almost got hit by a vehicle out there. For real?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Walking home, yeah. That's where the Gronkowskis are from. Are
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: they really? Rochester birthed the Gronks. Pretty sure of it. Wow.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: I just saw. What a beast he is. Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: I just saw Rob the other day, man. Yeah, it
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: was so cool. Interesting. He's an unbelievable.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: I've only been with him the one time we had
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: him on the show recently. And that may have been
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: up there for one of my favorites. videos we've ever shot.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: That's what Caleb says all the time. He was awesome.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: What is Caleb like as a boss? What is Caleb
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: Presley like as a boss? It's funny.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: It is funny, guys, because he's one of my best
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: friends literally in the world, so it's kind of odd
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: that he's my boss now. Sometimes he'll get mad at me,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: every now and then. Actually, the other day, we landed
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: in LA. Me and Kelsey landed, and we were both like,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: you know what? Let's go to Nobu, Malibu for lunch.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: Let's take a little ride up the Pacific Coast Highway,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: and we went to Nobu, Malibu, and we were like,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: how quickly do you think Caleb's going to see this
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: on our story and say, oh, spending that money, huh?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: Like spending that company money. And then posted it. We
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: were like, you know what we're going to do? We're
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: going to pay for this ourselves. So when he says something,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: we have this in our back pocket. I wake up
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: to a DM from him the next day. He's like,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh, can't wait to look at this bill.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: And I was like, hey, bitch, paid for it myself.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: But we knew it was coming. So it's sometimes like that.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: That's the one thing sometimes that in the six months,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: he's been my boss. He's very good at like giving
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: a disappointed, like, oh, I knew you were going to
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: do this.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Thing to me. Oh yeah, dude. I've certainly been like that,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: I think. And I mean, you have to, because yeah,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: you totally have to.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Like there's no reason we should be spending 120 bucks
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: per person on lunch, right?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: There's not a reason.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: So we paid for it ourselves, but we knew he
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: would say something, which he should. But it's the way,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: he's very good at sounding disappointed in me. And I
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: hate when he's disappointed in me.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but also dinner lunching, it goes back to that issue.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: We were talking about that earlier. When people are dinner lunching,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: it's like, what are you doing? And it's a blessing,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: I feel like, to be able to dinner lunch, like
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: to have dinner at lunch. Yes, of course.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: Because like Nobu Mabu, that's a dinner meal. That's not
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: a lunch meal. Lunch should be a bowl, a bowl
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: from Chipotle. But yeah, and we did, and he immediately
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: got on us. Not immediately, but that next night. Yeah, well,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: it's his job.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: If he fucking has to look at the books, he's like, yeah,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: we're not paying a $ 400 lunch here. For the record,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: great boss. Big fan of your work, Caleb. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Oh,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: that man, my life. I always say that. Oh, well, yeah, dude.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: You always... He's the best, man. He really is the best.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: He's one of the most entertaining guys there is right there. Disappointed. Yeah,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: he really is one of the best people in the world.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: Another good man lost to drugs.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: I think that was when Antonio Brown named a cracker
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: of the year.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: He was very jacked up on that. Oh, I love that, dude.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: I love that. It's a great time. That got him
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: hyped up. But he's the best.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, him, seeing him, even just in person, the
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: way he just talks normally, he's just so fucking funny.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, so entertaining. He's so unbelievable. Like, when I brought
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: him to my house, he just kept telling me that.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: He just kept telling me I was unconsensually Italianing him.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: He just, he thinks of the most creative ways to communicate, right?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: I do. It's like he almost makes everything into like
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: this fun puzzle kind of. I think it's pretty fascinating.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, both of you do.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: Like when I was sitting at breakfast the other day
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: with you two, I'm like, what am I doing at
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: this table with these two people?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: They're too funny. He is exceptional. And he, that's sweet
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: of you to say, man, he is exceptional to be around.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: Every time I get around him, I'm like, fuck, I
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: wish I could do whatever he does.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: And truly, I would probably say one of my favorite
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: people to just hang with. He's such a great hang.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: He's the best.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: And I think that is, I always tell my mom this,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: I tell my friends this, I think the best compliment
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: one could get is, oh, That guy's a good hang.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: And Caleb's great. One of the best hangs. Yeah.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: He's the man. Big fan of his work. And I
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: think he also think he's one of the funniest people
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: in the world. So yeah, he's going to keep the job.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: You're getting, you guys are, you guys are tandem. Well, look,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: you've always asked us, you've eaten a lot of ice
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: creams over the years.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Is that true? I've actually, I have been whipped creaming recently.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I should say this to the masses,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: but in an order to hopefully stay in shape, I've
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: been doing whipped cream recently in the bowl.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I've been putting whipped cream in on Sunday conversation, more,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: more whipped cream than ice cream. Recently, I've been doing
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: some whipped cream, yeah.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: Because it's just, it's two tablespoons of whipped cream is
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: 15 calories. And if I'm doing ice cream, I'm probably
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: banging out like two pints. And that's like 1,200 calories
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: and so much fat.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: It's horrible.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's absurd. Like if I'm doing a big bowl
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: and it's like two pints of like Ben and Jerry's,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: it's a lot of food. That's a crazy amount of
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: sugar too. And if it's in front of me, I'm
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: going to eat it. So I need to put whipped
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: cream in the meal, in the bowl. Because if I'm
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: sitting there for 45 minutes, I'm going to eat it.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: So I've been trying to do whipped cream. And hopefully
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: it has not ruined the product of the show. I
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: don't think it has.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think that makes sense. It's like, dude,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: you can't just be ODing over there. You can't have
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: so much sugar that your eyes won't open far. And actually,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: I've learned eating ice cream, it's weird. It's so much food,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: but it doesn't fill you up. Like, I'll be hungry
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: right after we're done, too. And so it's basically just
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: an extra 1,200 calories in the day for, like, well, what,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: a dinner after? I'll just eat at dinner. It's a
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: good point. Yeah. Yeah, well, sugar doesn't really fill you
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: up a lot of times, I feel like, especially... Dude,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: you know what I had the other day? And we
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: actually did do a commercial for them, I think, at
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: one point. It was these masa chips, M-A-S-A. Did you
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: get some of those, Trevin? Yeah, I liked them. I
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: liked them too, man. They're not cooked with seed oils.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like just like more of like a
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: tangible chip. Yeah. Seed oil-free tortilla chips. And at first
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you know, these are kind of
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: like a hearty chip. But then I had a couple
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, it kind of fills you up
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: a little. It just doesn't feel like this addictive thing
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: we're just eating like 2000 chips yeah you know sometimes
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: you open a bag of chips and it's just like
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: every chip it just has just enough nicotine on it
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: or whatever to get you to the next chip some.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: Stuff just gets you dude like a french onion dip
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: if I have one dip of french onion dip I'll
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: sit there and eat it really?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: I love french onion dip I would never go near
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: a french onion dip really? always scare me didn't understand it.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: On like a super bowl party like now I don't
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: even let myself have one because if I have one
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: I'm in for a hundred it's french onion dip gets
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: me big time there's some things I still get perverted
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: over food wise And ooh.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think we've ever had this packaged French onion dip. Yeah,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, anything like those like cheese dips, all
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: that kind of stuff for like at parties, those middle
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: things in the middle. The finger foods. Yeah, that stuff
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: always kind of creeped me out. But the sandwiches that
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: had the perfect amount of little mayonnaise, a little triangular,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: those ham on the white bread.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: Ah, those bitches were good. This may be just a
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: food podcast now. We're just talking food all day, and
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: It's fine, dude. Food's the best. Well, they had those kids,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: the foodie boys. Oh, the MD foodie boys? They were legendary.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: I'm happy they're popping off enjoying their food, you know? Yeah,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: and it's fun to be that age and just have
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: something unique like that happen in your life for everybody. Like,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe they're not athletes, and maybe this is
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: their sport. Yeah, that's cool, too.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: On the left there, it says they're with the Baltimore Ravens.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: I know they're MD foodie boys. That must be cool,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: doing stuff at the Ravens facility.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Good for them. Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah, Chubb Perm
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: delivering a speech. Oh, it's Perm.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: That comment says Chubb Perm, I think.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know their names.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: That's cool, like getting to go to the Ravens facility
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: and everything. If you're a Baltimore person.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Oh, that's got to be fun, dude. Yeah,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: get to go to Ravens facility. Anything to get you
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: in out of the fentanyl streets over there. What's up?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: Any safe place to hide over there. Their mascot should
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: be like the fentanyl bird or whatever. He's just walking in.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: doing the fucking finny oh man.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: What's one thing that you like when you did it
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: that a cool experience you've had that you said wow
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: a child the child version of me would absolutely go
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: crazy for this right now.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Oh man i think oh i got to do the
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: seventh inning stretch at the cubs game oh really that's
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: awesome that's cool that was pretty crazy because it happened
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: so fast and it was supposed to be a nice
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: day and then cold weather came in and it was
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: raining and stuff so it's kind of like a you know,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: and then I was nervous and we'd had a late
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: show the night before. And then we just got into town. Um,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: and then the game got postponed by like two hours,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: just a lot of like little things, but yeah, but
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: then they're like, yeah, they kept pushing it back. And
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: that was the time I was going to be able
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: to go get a nap in or try and get
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: to a gym or something to kind of get ready
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: for the show that night. But, uh, yeah, that was it.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: That's cool. I would have been absolutely terrified doing this.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: I don't even know how you do it. Do you
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: get nervous or something like that? Because you're a performer, obviously.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: So you still freak me out?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: Yes. That two-hour delay would have killed me then. I
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: would have been terrified. It was terrifying. So I'm like, well,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: what do I do right now? Then I was like, well,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: I'll just go home and take a nap now. And
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: then we got back, barely made it up the stairs
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: to get in there and sing it. You realize, first
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: of all, right when you're about to do this, oh,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: it's not a song. It's kind of just like a poem. Oh,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: Take Me Out to the Ballgame? Yeah. Take me out
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: to the ballgame, take me to the ballgame. A one,
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: a two, a three. Take me out to the ball. Oh,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: this is you singing? Yeah. I didn't realize it was you.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: Are you trying to do like a Harry Caray impersonation? No,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: I just. You can't sing. It's not a song, is it?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: If I never get back, then we'll reap. You know
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: what's something I think you'll find hilarious? Can you look
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: up Mets seventh inning stretch?
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: Lazy Mary. Yeah. So this is that.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: They do this in the Mets games after taking me
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: back to the ballgame.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: They played this, which is hilarious. The whole crowd just
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: does this. It's unbelievable. All right. Let's start this. This
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: is the little Italian song in the Mets game. Every
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: Mets game. After the seventh inning stretch. Everybody does it.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: And then they do a Billy Joel sing-along in the
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: eighth inning, I swear to God.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: And you can't see, it's just like this little like... Yeah,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: it's a little like the Italian emoji. Yeah, it's like
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: the Italian hand emoji. That's a thing everybody does? Every
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: game this happens and then Billy Joel plays in the
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: eighth inning. That's hilarious. It's unbelievable. Yeah, I guess I
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: should have done it better at the Cubs thing.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: I would have tried to just do a Harry Cagg impression.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's all it would have been. But
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: then you're like, I don't know. There's so many little
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: things going through your head, and then you realize, okay,
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: it's on, and now these people can hear me. Because
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: you can't be like, take me out to the ballgame.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? It's not a song. It's
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: a slow song.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: You have to almost speak in slow motion, like, take
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: me out to the— You can't just kind of take
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: me out to the ballgame.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: You got to say, take. It's weird. Let me buy
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: you a drink. Tea paint should do that. Yeah, right.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? If somebody did tea paint
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: like that, you're like, what are you, you know, it
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: makes it a poem. Tea paint should redo Take Me
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: After the Ballgame. He's a stud. We in the bed like, oh, whoa. Yeah,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: it's just, so it was just like a lot of
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: learning on the fly. And then you're just grateful to
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: be there. And you don't want to mess up. Like,
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: you don't want to do something that's like going to, um,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: disrespect the culture, you know? Definitely. And that's a big culture.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: Cubs baseball in Chicago. It's beautiful.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: That's one of the best vibes you could possibly get.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: A good day game, Chicago Cubs.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: It's fantastic. It's so awesome. I used to go, my
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: grandfather was a big Cubs fan and he'd watch all
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: the games, you know, and he was smoking and he
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: had to get his toes cut off or whatever. But he,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: we knew all the players, dude. So you consider yourself
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: a Cubs fan? I think I was a Cubs fan
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: for most of my life, probably. I think at heart
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: I'll always be You know, I want to see the
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: dove fly, dude. I want to see, you know, I
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: hope they dig up Sean Dunstan and freaking, you know,
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: find out who killed him or whatever, you know, if
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: he's dead. I don't know if he is. Is that
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: just an old player? I don't know who Sean Dunstan is. Oh, yeah.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, it's just a rumor. But, yeah, no,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: I love, yeah, growing up with the Cubs, that's all
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: I knew because it was like Midwest. We would just
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: collect them and the Cincinnati Reds and the St. Louis Cardinals.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know other teams existed, really. Interesting. Yeah,
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: that's so cool. It's an interesting thing to think about, too,
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: like baseball.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: I always see people in Nashville, everyone's always wearing Brave
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: stuff because I guess the Braves are just like the
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: team of the South.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Which I never really realized.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: I wish they would get a WNBA team here. I
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: think I would get out and... They announced an expansion today.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: To where? Not to Nashville. To Cleveland, Detroit, and Philadelphia. Ooh.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: But literally today they announced that. Me and my friends
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: are saying they should bring one to Nashville. I think
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: this is the spot to do it. Yeah. Nashville will
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: be awesome.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I saw actually today, Sophie Cunningham said, um,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: she just came out and said, I don't think anyone's
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: gonna be excited about Detroit and Cleveland, but those are
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: the three coming.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm curious to see how much they'll like that.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I would have picked Nashville as one
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: of the places that I would have picked. I would,
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: if I had enough money, I would like to even
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: invest in something like that. But then that's also kind
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: of crazy. I could just be you know, I just
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: couldn't be too big of a, uh, Caitlin Clark, Aaliyah
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: Boston fan. So maybe I'll just, maybe it'll be an
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: Indiana fan from afar. Hey, we're champs this year, baby.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: New York Liberty. Y'all are? Our first championship ever. When
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: last year? Last year. Yeah. Oh yeah. Stewie in the streets.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: Stewie's Beast, Inescu. That was so sick. I used to
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: go to Liberty games a lot. Did you? Yeah.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: I remember, I remember there was one time, I don't
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: even think anyone knows this happened. One time the Liberty
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: in like 2008 or something, played a basketball game in
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: the Arthur Ashe tennis stadium.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: And I went to it. Yeah.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: Cause my uncle, my uncle used to work at the
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: post office. He would like run the group sales for
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: the post office. So we would always get tickets, everything
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: like for Ranger games, a big Ranger hockey fan.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: So I love the Rangers. So that's how we would
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: go to our Ranger games. But then he got tickets
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: to this.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: They played in a tennis, in our tennis arena where
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: they do the U S open.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: And I went to that. I used to go to, um,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: who's I love Tina Charles. Tina Charles was awesome. She
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: was a beast.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: And, um, yeah, I used to go to Liberty games
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: a lot, but now they used to play at the garden.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: Now they don't play at the garden. They play in
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: Barclays center. And I never, the Barclays Center is weird
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: to get to.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's in Brooklyn. I've only been to the Barclays
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: Center like five times in my life. Yeah, it's fun.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: People showed up for their parade last year. Yeah. I
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: think it's pretty sick. Yeah, I love watching. I mean,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: I'm just such a fever fan. I've gotten to like
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: some of the other teams, you know. I like the
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: Valkyries or the expansion team this year. They're doing well.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: The Aces have kind of struggled. So I think it's
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: an exciting time in the league. Kaitlin Clark's kind of
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: been in and out this year though. So she hasn't,
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: I think their team is, I think right at 500
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: right now. They have a game tonight. Yeah.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw today they said the in-league players voted
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: her the ninth best guard in the league, which is crazy.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: There's some great guards in the league, though, too. Yeah,
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: the WNBA is fun. Anytime sports are on, I'm more happy. Yeah,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: because as a guy, first of all, I'm like, I
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: can't dunk, right?
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: So I can relate to all these women, most of them.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: And if they can, I'm even like, get him out
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: of here. You know what I'm saying? So that kind
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: of is a little bit much. It's fun. I always
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: liked it. I like college basketball. It's fun to watch.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: I like the women's college basketball, too. I like watching Kayla.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, another thing that I love about her, she's also,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: whether she's, even while she's playing, she's also kind of coaching. Like,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: she's just like on a couple different levels. She's so competitive.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: And I love Aaliyah Boston. She's like one of my
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: favorite players. There's so many. I mean, I could sit
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: here and talk about the Indian Fear for a long time,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: which is a little bit alarming.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: It's so odd to think about. I wonder how Kaitlyn
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: Clark truly feels. Like, she's the whole league. So, I
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: wonder how your mindset works in that. In that frame
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: of how you think, you're technically bigger than your coach,
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: the owner of your team, everyone. You're just the number
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: one person in the league. How that affects your mind
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: when you're trying to play, it's crazy.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: She must do it well. I believe that she must
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: do it well. Because otherwise, it would be a catastrophe.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: And it doesn't seem like it is. In fact, it
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: seems like she's taken the... She's made the correct choice
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: at so many moments where she could have spoken differently
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: or fallen for a lot of traps out there.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of any other league, if there's
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: ever been someone that has meant so much to the league.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: Maybe like Wayne Gretzky in the NHL in the 80s.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: I don't really even know. Maybe Otani right now to
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: the MLB.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: It's interesting. Yeah, who's meant so much? Maybe Joey Chestnut. Yes,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: if we're counting Joey Chestnut, that is the answer. You
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? He was out last year. He
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: didn't even do it last year.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: Probably no one watched because he's trying to deal with
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: like a vegan hot dog company.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: So they kicked him out. Well, it was like live golf.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: He went and played in Saudi Arabia. He took that
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: vegan money. Yeah, dude. And first of all, eating pork
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: in a Muslim country, I think doesn't even go over well.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: But he's back to, oh, Tiger. That's speaking of live money.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: Tiger is obviously a big one. Oh, there you go.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: This year is extra special. Also, this will be a
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: 4th of July episode, man. Have you ever been to
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: watch him? No, never in person. I've never seen him
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: in person. I would love to. I mean, he's a legend.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: He's a beast.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: But going to that, on 4th of July, I can
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: never imagine going to Coney Island on 4th of July.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: It's like an hour away from me. That just ruins
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: the day for me. That's like thinking about, oh, have
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: you ever been to the Thanksgiving Day Parade? It's an
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: hour away.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: I'm on Long Island.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to go ruin my Thanksgiving going to
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: that parade. I don't know how people do it. What
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: do you do just to see balloons? I think in
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: the weather, usually the weather has not been good for
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: that recently, I feel like. But I think getting to
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: go to I mean, I guess, what do you go
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: see Joe? I mean, I guess maybe the kids want
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: to go see it. Maybe you've been married long enough.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: You're like, I will go watch this honky eat or whatever,
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: you know? Like, I don't know, like, when do you
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: do this? But also to witness a man. Does it
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: still seem like these guys are eating, I wonder? Or
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: does it seem like they're just.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: processing. You know what I'm saying? That's what I start
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: to look at. I'm watching. I'm like, are they really
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: eating these things or dipping them in water? They're hiding
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: them in their fucking, you know?
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: I almost wish they didn't let them do the water dip.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: Like right there, we're looking at it.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: Joey's eating the bread first and then just eating the
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: actual hot dog itself.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: I would like it if you had to authentically eat
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: the hot dog. Yeah.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: I think they don't make it more wholesome to make
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: it feel better, make it feel like it's happening the
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: way it should be. Cause this does feel like it's
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: not scientifically right.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And it doesn't make you want to go have
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: a hot dog. I think if I see, you know,
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: like 20 beautiful hot dogs on a platter, I see,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: you know, they got a freaking Polynesian girl there, whatever,
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: you know, Thick Ruby or whatever they call it. They
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: all have these crazy names, you know. They're always like
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: the Beef Viper or something, you know. Oh, yeah.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: Everyone has that. They all have the crazy. Then there's
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: the huge guys, these fat guys. And the fat guys
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: can't eat as good as poor Joey Chestnut.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: It's wild. Yeah, oh, there's always a big guy, they
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: just wheel him out there, and his nickname is like
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: Nougat or whatever. You're like, oh shit, here comes Nougat.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: And he's like the world champion of raw shrimp. Yeah,
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: it's always, yeah. So everyone's the raw shrimp, he did
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: something different. Yeah. butter yeah like oh this guy ate
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: 40 cans of pringles dude and but if he's also
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: in a neck brace you're like it that kind of
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: seems like it's cheating just based on the shapes of
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: everything oh man that's that's he has like a neck
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: brace like an extended cab on like one of those
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: african women you know you're like what's happening here like
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: if people are removing their fucking ribs or whatever so
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: they can like hide more food it's like what the
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: fuck are we doing it's.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: Like the yeah it's the uh what was that maryland
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: manson story Did you ever hear that rumor, obviously? That
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: he got his ribs taken out?
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: That he got his ribs removed? That was a classic rumor. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: that was all over schools, grade schools. He's like my
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: white whale to come on the podcast. Really? Interesting. Why?
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: Marilyn Manson, the Pope. And I borrowed one of Caleb's
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: white whales. Fat Joe? Mm-mm. Drake? Mm-mm. Caleb's? You guys
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: haven't had him. Oh, who? But he's always wanted him. Oh.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: Should I say it? Yep. Beetlejuice. Yeah, Beetlejuice is his
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: number one. We could say it two more times and
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: he'd show up. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. There he is. What
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: the fuck is that? Beetlejuice would be so amazing. Yeah,
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: he's like the black Nate Diaz, I feel like. He's
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: just like, everything's kind of so crazy with him. I
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: think we tried to get him. It's impossible to get.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: You can't get to him. No. His cousin, like, oh,
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: we put in some cash with Caleb to try to,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: you know, See if he'd come on and even do
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: something together, but he didn't want to do it. Yeah.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: I think he said at one point, I think one
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: time Kayla was telling me like he lives with his
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: sister and his sister won't let him on. So you
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: were trying to like get her, like she was like
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: trying to get her a massage, like get her out
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: of the house and then go.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: In and do it. Like under her nose. Imagine he
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: wanders up to your bed. You're in bed. He wanders
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: up the side of your bed. You can't even see him.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: You just hear his voice. and see his little afro
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: at the front, because he's so little.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: I think Lily was trying to sneak into his house
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: while his sister wasn't there to.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: Get Beetlejuice on the show. He's only three foot six.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: He's like, what are you doing? He's like, what are you?
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: What am I doing? What I'm doing. He's always like.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: He's always like, he's the only person who lives in
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: like present and past and future tense. I forget about Beetlejuice.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: At the same time. He's the voice that we need
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: in America right now. You know what I'm saying? He's
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: kind of like the, I mean, I hate to say this,
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: but he's kind of like the, like kind of the
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: special Obama, like the mentally, you know, irregular Obama.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: He's such a God. He's such a God. Speaking of
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: Howard Stern, have you ever come across Artie Lang? Have
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: you ever met Artie Lang?
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: Mm-mm. He's a stud. I'm a big fan of his work. Oh, yeah.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: I haven't heard about him in years. I would like
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: to get to meet him. Yeah. He's one guy that
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: walked by me one time and I was very, very starstruck. Really? Yeah.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: I've been in the same room with him twice. When
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: I'm a fan of somebody, I get too scared to
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: even talk to them. I don't even say anything to him.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I just let him walk right by me.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: But he's such a legend. I love him.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 2: He has this great movie, Beer League, that came out
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: in 2006 he made. One of my favorite comedies ever.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: And not many people know about it.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: It's awesome. What's it called again?
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: It's called Beer League. It's a softball movie. Him and
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: Ralph Macchio. And they're just these dudes in Jersey. They
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: have a softball theme. It's like my dad and all
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: his friends loved it. All my friends love it. It's
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: a hilarious movie. And yeah, one of my favorites.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: I love Artie Lang. Wow, that's cool. Have you ever
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: met Howard Stern? No. Yeah, me neither. No.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: I think he's like still in his basement because he
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: stopped doing a show for so long from in person.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: He was like living in his basement for like three
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: years because of COVID.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: That's wicked. Yeah, this will be for 4th of July.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: I have to pee really quick. Do you? I wouldn't
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: mind peeing. Okay. Yeah, do you think you had a...
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: And we just peed. We both peed. We did. Dude,
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: I had freaking... Penis hurts?
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: That may not be good. And you've been doing that. Touch, touch, touch. So,
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: I feel bad about that a little bit. Whatever, man. Yeah.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: How was your, you ever had a great 4th of
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: July that you really liked?
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: A great 4th of July? I mean, honestly, this is
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 2: going to sound sappy, but I love just hanging out
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: with my pals. Like I got great friends. I love
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: hanging out with them. My buddies, my best friend, Johnny's
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: grandpa used to do a sick 4th of July party
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: every year. And he has like really nice house on
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: the water on Long Island. He would get like a
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: professional oyster shucker, like cigar cutters. I think there was
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: a Frank Sinatra impersonator one year.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there was one year. And he's got
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: his boat going in there. Just hanging out in the
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: water with the boys. That's good enough for me. That's
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: a real good day for me. That is a great day.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some drink right on the water. Just some drinks.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: Truly, I do think I'm happiest in my life when
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: I'm having a few drinks and just in the water,
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: just floating in the water.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: It's the greatest. And any Fourth of July could do that.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: It's nice. Just pool, friends, family. Yeah, do you remember
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: when we went to Jimmy John's summer camp last year
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: and we got to just sit in that place you
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: guys were having some drinks in that circle? Oh, dude,
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: we sat in that thing for like five hours. That
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: was so nice, dude.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: That was, like, that's my ideal day. Just sitting in
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 2: the water is, like, I'm trying to picture how we
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: could even describe it. It was like a disc. It
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: was a disc float. And then in the netting is
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: like where we sit. So it was almost like an
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: aquatic pouch that we were sitting in.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: And we just laid in there for five hours, like
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 2: literally all day. And it was fantastic. It's like a
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: kiddie pool that's bigger than that, though. It's like stronger sides.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: And it'll kind of float around in a lake or something.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: You can just sit in there. That was also the
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: first time I jet skied was with you. That was
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: very scary.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: I remember that. I was very scared.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: I'm really worried about jet skiing because if I fall
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 2: off the jet ski, I'm scared I won't be able
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: to get back up. And then I'm just going to
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: be stuck in the lake, which I don't want to do.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: But that was my first time ever jet skiing. Dang,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: that's crazy, man. It's a freeing experience, but they go fast.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: They go real fast. They go way, first of all,
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 2: way too fast.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: Exactly. And I'm a pussy.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: I can't do stuff that fast. I'm horrible at that.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: I'm really scared of falling off the jet ski. So
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I'll do it again this year.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: I probably will. Yeah, I don't think I'm a pussy.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: I just don't think that I'm a... I'm also not
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: a magician or a televangelist or whatever it is. I'm
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: not like a... What are they called? I'm not like
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: a punt returner of those guys. You were speeding around
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: on that thing. Well, yeah. You were making moves. You
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: were hustling. You were on the other end of the
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: lake before I even moved. You were buzzing. It gets going, dude.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: You were in Minnesota. We started in Wisconsin. Definitely, dude.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: I was crossing state lines on that thing. You really were.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: It was impressive. You could hear the walleye getting nervous, brother. Yeah,
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of a good... Oh, dude, I
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: remember this 4th of July when I was a kid.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: So this 4th of July, I had went to my friend.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: His parents took me to their... They had a beach.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: They had rented a place in Orange Beach or something
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: down there in Alabama. And it was like... If you
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: grew up in the South, if you went to Florida
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: or Alabama, like Orange Beach, any of those places, like
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: Panama City, if you went to one of those places,
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: that was like going to the beach, dude. It was
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: like very nice. So anyway, I went and they had blueberries.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: I'd never had blueberries. I'd never seen blueberries, right? So
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: I was probably... I'm probably 13 years old, right? I'd
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: seen like blueberry muffin, but I didn't know you could
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: just have blueberries like by themselves, like freelance, like just
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: like a little square, like a small rectangle thing of
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: just completely naked blueberries. Independent blueberries. Yes. I got you.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: Independent blueberries. And I'd never, and I tried a couple
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: of them and I was like, oh my God, they're
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 1: so good. So I ate probably two of these little
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: cage fulls of blueberries, right? So later I am– I
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'll just sleep out on the balcony, right?
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: Because I didn't want to sleep inside because there was
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: a lot of people standing over there. They had like
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: family friends and stuff. And I started getting like– I
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: don't even know how to say it. Like pretty much
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: like diarrhea or something. Blue diarrhea. I mean I got–
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: like my stomach had never had this before. And so
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: it was like it loved it, but it also had
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 1: way too much. I had probably– I bet I probably
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: had 440 blueberries. So, dude, I was in– I ended
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: up just– tiring off this balcony like at a siding
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: because it was flying out of my body off the
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: balcony yeah just misting off this balcony dude i there
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: was nothing else like i do and i had to
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: wash my legs with like a towel nothing of water
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: and like it was horrible dude are you can you
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: eat blueberries now or that did that kill blueberries for
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: you no i mean it took me a while to
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: get back you know to get back around to him
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: but um you know it was kind of like uh
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, at some point I gave him a
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: second chance, but that was like one of the craziest
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: things that were happening. I remember it was on 4th
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: of July. Cause I remember that some of them had
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: been used to make like the 4th, the cake, the
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: 4th of July cake. They'd been used for the stars
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: on the like cake. Yes. When people do that. Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: Interesting thing. Yeah. Blue bears. I don't know how my
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: heart would feel about them, but 4th of July, great day.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: It still made me nervous, dude. I remember it was
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: happening so fast. I had to like, kind of, I
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 1: was laying on my side and the balcony rails were
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: going up, up and down. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: I had to like hold on to one of the
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: rails with both of my hands, dude. And you had
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: to like stick your ass through one of the holes. Yeah.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: Or like try, yeah, just get it close. It was horrible. Oh,
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 1: it feels so bad. And there was a, like a
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: night security guy down there or whatever. Like every now
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: and then his flashlight would shine. Oh my God. What
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: are you, shining your flashlight up here like a bunch
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 1: of like, like you're getting attacked by like a big
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: shit bat or whatever. What a bad day for him.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: You're going to make him deport himself. Oh, dude. He
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 1: was very old.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: I bet he didn't even notice. Yeah, especially, I mean,
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 2: if you're a security guard in Panama City Beach, you've
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: seen worse.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 1: And it was like 300 feet of distance between me
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 1: and him. So if anything, he was getting like a,
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: like a dusting, like something you'd put on French toast,
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: you know? That's the worst, man. I hate having to poop. Oh,
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: so annoying. Well, I thought the other day, what if
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: we didn't have to poop? Like, I know it's like
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 1: a side effect of being alive or whatever, but imagine
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 1: if we didn't, you could eat as much as you want.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 1: Or if it, if it never left your body, you
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: can only have a couple of things in your whole
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 1: life because it would build up too much. Ooh. I
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 1: carry around the whole life. I would need, I'd rather poop.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: I would need to eat.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 2: I need to have all of that, but just so
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 2: much anxiety. Like when you're out at a restaurant or something.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to do this. Oh yeah. What's so scary. Like,
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 1: My body usually lets me know if I have to
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 1: poop when I'm at home.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 1: I think so. Nice. I recently only, the last few years,
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: I've only become one that can poop in public. I've
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: always been a home pooper. Yeah. But now I've learned
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 1: to do outside as well. Wow. Yeah. Not outside, but
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 1: like- And do you remember the first place you ever-
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 1: Vacationed or whatever? Ooh, first vacation? No, that you took
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: a poop outside. I mean... Oh. I'm not saying outside.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying like... Oh, yeah, that you took a
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 1: poop outside of the home, right? Yeah.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: The first place you took like a little... I'm always
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: fine with like hotel. I mean, I got like a
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: restaurant and a gas station. I think it was like
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: a gas station in Alabama. We were doing some sort
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: of road trip for... It was called Barstool vs.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 1: America.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: And it was like a 10-city road trip and we
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: were on RVs. So, literally, we had to. So, that
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: was when I learned how to do it. It was
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 2: like Backwoods, Alabama gas station.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: And it was kind of... It's fine. We got through it.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: You know, not poop shame. No. Yeah. I think especially
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 1: like you just have to realize that everybody's doing it.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: You know, you, you have, you really, really do, but
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 1: it's kind of crazy that everybody's doing it. I still
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 1: don't believe it. You know, it's crazy. Yeah. It's just
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: as crazy as thinking that 260 million chickens are killed
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: each day. It's, it's, I do like to do it though.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: It's awesome.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 2: But I never think of anyone else doing it, you know,
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: like maybe one night me and you were at dinner
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 2: one night and let's say, go to the bathroom for
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 2: five minutes.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: Is he freshening up or is he pooping? Yeah. Well,
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 1: the craziest thing is if you like, say you go,
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: like if you have to, if you try to poop
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 1: at a high speed because you don't want people to
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: think you're in there doing a number two, right? Exactly.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: That is very taxing on the system. I think look
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: that up. Is it, is it even okay to kind
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 1: of shit at high speed or whatever? Yeah. I need
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 1: to like chill for a few minutes. I can't, it's
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 1: very hard to get in and out. I need to chill. Well, yeah,
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: because if you, like, pooping fast, meaning having a bowel
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 1: movement quickly, is not inherently bad. In fact, it can
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: be a sign of a healthy digestive system as long
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 1: as it's not accompanied by discomfort or other concerning symptoms.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: Normal transit time of bowel movement should ideally take a
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: couple of minutes with minimal straining. Okay, but right. But okay,
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: then how long does it take to urinate in a
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 1: restaurant or whatever? I'm going to say two minutes. But
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: the pooping just said, let me see, 15 to 30
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: seconds to empty their bladder. What?
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: Where'd you get your bladder from, dude? It's like an
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: Austin Powers-esque pee. 30 seconds is a lot of pee.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 2: And I've been trying to pee more. 30 seconds is
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 2: a lot of pee? You think it's less?
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 1: It's not. Dude, I blatantly, I casually will piss for
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: fucking 70 seconds. I just heard you had a nice stream.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 1: That was nothing. That was a nice stream for a
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: few minutes. That was nothing. I could still cry after that.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 1: I could pee so much that I can't cry for
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: an hour. Really? Oh. I'm a quick peerer then, I think.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 1: I'll put it all out. I don't even, I'm very,
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: I love to, I think, pee. And so I won't
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 1: even wear underpants that are really tight anymore because I
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: don't want that added outside influence. All natural. Yeah, because
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 1: it'll kind of like tighten around your bladder, you know?
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: I don't like that. I like to pee as God wants,
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 1: as I want. You ever done a poop on a plane?
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 1: Sure I have. Not one that stands up. It's just
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 1: so compartmentalized, you literally feel like you're playing hide-and-go-seek and
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 1: having a shit at the same time. Yeah.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 2: You know, you're just kind of like... Yeah, you were
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 2: talking about pooping on high speed. That's what came into
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: my brain immediately. That's going 400 miles an hour.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: That's a top speed. It's about as fast as you
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 1: could go in the world. It is crazy. Planes are crazy.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: It's so... I don't even let myself think about planes
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 1: because they're so....
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 2: Even planes now are crazy. How did someone even come
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 2: up with the idea for a plane? How did the
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 2: Wright brothers even do that?
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What did they make it in, like 1920? It
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 1: was flying. But the planes were shitty. A lot of
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: people died right out of the gate. I'm assuming so.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: There were like seven Wright brothers, and we only know
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 1: about two of them. Is that actually true? Right there. 1903? Yeah.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 2: So why did people even get on the Titanic if
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 2: there were planes nine years before?
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 1: That's a great question, dude. Oh, my God. That was
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: nine years before the Titanic. Yeah, that's unreal. If you
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 1: just hold out one more year, there'll be a decent
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: flight over there.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: Wait, can you just look up the first transcontinental flight?
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 2: Now I need to see when we finally cross the ocean.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 2: That was probably flying right above the Titanic. That's so,
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: you know what's another weird, crazy thing to think about?
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: You know the Hindenburg? That was a blimp that just
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: came here from Germany. They blimped from Germany.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 1: 1911. Wow. Before the Titanic. The first transcontinental flight across
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 1: the United States was made by Calbert Perry Rogers in 1911,
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 1: taking 49 days with numerous stops and crashes. That doesn't
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: sound like it was a successful flight. It took 49
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: days to get there, dude. Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn. Wow. Anything
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: taken off out of Brooklyn is questionable, dude. Yeah. There's
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 1: a lot of Haitians over there in the park these
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 1: days in Williamsburg. There's a reason both airports are in Queens,
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 1: LaGuardia and JFK. Oh, there's a lot of Haitians selling
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: sex in the park over there that Biden let in.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: That's what I heard. I believe it. Oh, man. That's
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: a fun fact. Oh, yeah. I just saw this the
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 1: other day. Wi-Fi routers now tracking motion. Xfinity's new feature.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 1: Since the start of the year, Xfinity, a major Comcast
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 1: brand for telecommunications services in America, has been notifying users
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 1: about a useful new feature, Wi-Fi motion. It allows turning
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 1: internet devices into motion sensors that monitor movement at home.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 1: I believe it. The other day I was in one
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 1: of those Waymos. You ever been to Waymo yet? No,
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: I've never been there. The self-driving cars. I was in
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 1: one in Santa Monica.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 2: And they have sensors around them that literally the screen
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 2: in the car, it not only tracks the cars around you,
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: it tracks the people on the street. So like if
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: you're at a stop sign and people are crossing the street,
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: you see little tiny people on the map crossing.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 2: Like it mimics their movements. Like, I guess it must
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 2: be some sort of the same technology as that. It's
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 2: fucking terrifying.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That sounds, that sounds super terrifying. They have that too. And, and,
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 1: and Tesla's where you can see the people. And even
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: if it's a guy with dreadlocks up, you see that
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 1: it's kind of crazy. Like if it's a person carrying
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: a bag or something, but if the idea, like, I guess,
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 1: what are the concerns about this? It says, how's it,
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: how does it sense motion? Wi-Fi signals travel between the
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 1: router and other devices, and anything between them can disrupt
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 1: the signal. Wi-Fi signals bounce around, and the sensing area
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 1: is not a straight line, but an oval between the
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 1: two devices. So it's like if you pass, like, you know,
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 1: it'll just be able to know where you are in
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: your home. That seems really scary.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 2: I guess it could kind of maybe be good for,
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 2: not health reasons, but if people suddenly die, like if
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 2: they stop moving out of the blue, maybe they could
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 2: pick that up.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 1: That's a good point. You know, like if someone.
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 2: trips and falls or something, like an old person can't
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 2: get up, at least notify maybe.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: That would be a good thing. But how many people
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 1: are going to forget this even happens? They probably have
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: it activated already in their homes. They don't even know it.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: And then there's some dude at a call center somewhere
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 1: outside of Toledo, and he's just watching some hologram, lonely
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 1: dude just jerk off for like the 600th time. He's
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: watching the silhouette just go up and down. Yeah. i
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 1: mean let him have fun i know but and then
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 1: he streams that to like india or some other country
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: where they you know and then he you're basically being
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 1: live streamed the hologram of you is being live streamed
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 1: out it's just like i don't know everything's just getting
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 1: too crazy dude it's.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah technology um i'm out on it i'm not a
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 2: big fan of it yeah it's it's scary like we
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 2: just had to wear these um Metaglasses. We wore Metaglasses
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 2: to the UFC fight.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 1: That's what y'all were doing there. It was great. But
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 1: the technology on them are, it's unbelievable what it does.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 2: Like they were telling us there's a feature that it could,
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 2: like if you were talking Spanish to me right now,
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 2: it could translate it in my ear to me.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 2: That's wild. It's crazy. The stuff that people are making
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 2: is crazy. I mean, you have a Cybertruck. That must be,
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 2: you still have that, right? That must be insane.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's like driving a day. I mean, dude, it's
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: faster than an email sometimes. You floor that thing. It's like, dude,
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 1: you feel like literally you could send an email, run,
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 1: get in it, and drive to a place that you
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 1: emailed and see if you got there right. Intercept the email? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's something. Yeah, it's like you could fucking
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: land in somebody's inbox before a JPEG for sure. Yeah,
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 1: but I think it's all just scary. And there's no
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 1: protection for us. That's the scariest thing. There's like, I
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 1: don't think our government wants to protect us at all. Yeah,
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 1: the AI stuff too.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 2: AI is getting to the point where the new villain
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 2: in Mission Impossible is AI.
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 1: That's really the villain in the new Richard Impossible. Really?
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 1: So I watched the last one. I haven't seen the
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 1: new one yet. I watched the last one I'm playing.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 2: And the villain, because it's a two-part movie, this is
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 2: the second part that just came out, the villain is AI.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 1: He's really an AI villain. What do you mean when
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 1: he's an AI villain? What do you mean by that?
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 1: Like he's a computer? Yeah.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 2: So the first scene, I think it's these guys, these
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 2: army guys on a submarine, and there's this, I think
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 2: it's maybe the Russians or something, they made this AI
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 2: system and the system overrides it and like becomes its
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 2: own entity and like killed, like they're sending out a
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 2: missile and then the system sends the missile back into them.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 2: So all those dudes die. And then it's like, it's
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 2: this AI thing. It's like a AI monster.
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 1: It's wild. Fuck. To the point where it's a mission
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 1: impossible villain. Oh, it's definitely, dude, it's getting to the
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 1: point where all these like, all like these like tech guys, right?
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 1: They're all like trying to platform. Like, I think they're
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 1: all going to, they want to put chips in it.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 1: It's all going to get to the point where we,
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 1: they all own and where they use us as their robot.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 1: That's what's starting that. Like, that's where I believe that
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 1: things kind of seem like they're going because you have
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 1: a few tech companies. They're going to start to own everything. Yeah.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: So we're, we're all going to be.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 2: And they do, they do too many insane things. Like
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 2: my buddy, Tommy, Tommy smokes is great guy. He fucking
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: puts in obituaries for me on AI and they send
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 2: out like an obituary for myself.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 1: It's, it's terrifying. I don't want to see my obituary.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 1: When does it say, when, when does it happen?
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 2: They had me doing, I forgot what it was. It
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 2: was something in Vegas, though.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 1: What month?
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, you died in Vegas? No, that was, it was like, oh,
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 2: it was found in this hotel in Vegas, I think.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 2: And so, like, I'll send it to you. He sent
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 2: it to me. They made a long YouTube obituary.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 1: Damn. For myself. January, that's when I want to go.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 1: Not this January. Yeah, because it's always a tough month,
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 1: kind of. I feel like a lot has been fun,
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 1: and then you're kind of figuring out the new year.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 1: It's a big football month. That's a good point. I
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 1: think the worst month, which I wouldn't mind going. I
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 1: like to enjoy a summer. So maybe, I don't really know.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 1: I love every month. Yeah, you're right. It's hard to
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 1: find a bad month. Maybe April? April's kind of, yeah.
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 1: I think you're right. There's not much happening in April. Yeah,
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 1: we're waiting for the next thing. February. Oh, how's the
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 1: new whip, man, from OnlyStans? Didn't you get a new car? Yeah, well,
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 1: it lives in Caleb's. It's Caleb's, but I gave it
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 1: to Caleb.
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 2: Well, it's this, so it's literally a, It's a Moke,
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 2: so it's like a baby between a Jeep and a
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 2: golf cart, basically. So it's a little tiny car, and
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 2: the lovely lady lives in Florida that got it for me,
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 2: Bryce Adams. So I originally was planning on driving it
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 2: back to Caleb's and just leaving it at Caleb's. And
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 2: then you can't even drive on the highway with it.
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize how slow it is. It only goes
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 2: 25 miles an hour. So driving from her house to
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 2: Caleb's house would have taken legitimately probably like eight hours.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 1: And... It's just super slow.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 2: It's very slow, but it's awesome. Honestly, me and Caleb
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 2: have not been in Delray in so long. I haven't
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 2: been able to drive it in a while. But yeah,
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 2: it lives at Caleb's house now. So this girl really
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 2: just bought that for you. Yeah, it was pretty awesome.
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 2: It was definitely pretty awesome. And it's always been one
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 2: of my dream stones, those things. They're so sick. The
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 2: one problem is I definitely underestimated how slow they are.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 2: They're very slow. But driving around in it, driving around
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 2: Delray Beach in it, put some tunes on, it's a
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 2: fantastic little vibe.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: Go to the beach.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 2: I've gone to the beach with it twice so far,
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 2: and it's fantastic. But yeah, there's really no way I
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 2: could even get it to New York. I don't even
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 2: know how it would go about getting it to home.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 2: And it wouldn't play well at home. Because we have
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 2: a great little beach town by us, but I'm like
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 2: 20 minutes from the beach. So I can't even bring
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 2: it there. So I think leaving it at Caleb's is perfect.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 2: And then whenever I'm in Delray, I could enjoy it
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 2: and play with it.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 1: And it's amazing. And it's a beautiful, beautiful car. I
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, it's really neat looking. It looks like
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 1: kind of a G-Wagon kind of, but it's like a
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 1: small G-Wagon. Yeah.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 2: My one problem, though, is I couldn't figure out the
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 2: seats for the longest time, so I was driving around
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: very uncomfortably. I was scrunched up in the middle of it.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 2: Now I eventually figured it out, though, and it's awesome.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 2: Got Bluetooth hooked up in there. It's a great vibe.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 2: It's just a good vibe for sure.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 1: But then they'll be able to own it. Dude, in
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 1: a year from now, say you want to go somewhere,
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 1: but then the AI decides you can't. They're like, nah,
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 1: come back. You're out. If you work in one hour,
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 1: you have to. That's what starts to scare me. You
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 1: think I'm being scared too much, Glennie? I don't think
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 1: you're being scared. I mean, everyone freaks out about AI.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 1: AI is terrible.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 2: Like when you have this entity of a computer that
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 2: could be its own being, it's scary. Like the other day, actually,
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: I was walking around Santa Monica. I walked past a
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 2: Tesla store and they had the robot in the window.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 2: And it was creepy to see. Like that's movie shit.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 2: That's movie shit. You don't see movie shit in real life.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 2: Seeing that robot in that window was terrifying. I don't
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 2: need robots.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like, God, I thought we were having a
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 1: decent time and everything's fucking getting weird sometimes. I just
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 1: don't understand.
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 2: And some people have the robots like in their house.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I could live in a house
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 2: with a robot.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 1: How could you live in a house with a robot?
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 1: You know it's listening. The fucking Wi-Fi is now listening.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 1: The Wi-Fi now knows where you're moving around. Could you
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 1: imagine waking up one night, middle of the night, and
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 1: it's just in your room? It's just there. The robot's
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 1: in there? Yeah, I'm saying, imagine that. And it's been
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 1: sitting up smoking. Imagine you wake up, it's had three
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 1: A & W root beers and you're like... It's an
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 1: abusive robot. Yeah. And it's upset about it because it
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 1: lost at the freaking horse track. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 1: There's just so many that are like, what is going
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 1: to happen? I'm out. I'm out. I think we're good though.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 2: But the robots. I think our lifetime may, I think we'll,
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 2: I think we'll be good with the robots. I'm thinking
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 2: like 200 years down the line would maybe be like
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 2: when they're in society, kind of.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 1: I'm just scared, man. Even like that Xfinity thing, say
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 1: like that they can like know where you're at in
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 1: your home, right? Just to think they know, they know, right?
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 1: And you're right. If you're an old person, you fall
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 1: in immediately. I think that's one immediate pro. Right. That
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 1: thing is great. But if you are, you don't want
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 1: to go to work, right? And you say you're sick,
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 1: but you're not. You're just at home building like one
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 1: of those houses, a car. It was doing some fun thing,
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 1: doing a puzzle or something. And they're like, we know
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 1: you're not sick. You know what I'm saying? Like it
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 1: could get to that point where it's just like. You
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 1: can't even lie, you know. It would be nice to
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 1: not be able to lie, but it's also fun to
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 1: be able to just make a puzzle sometimes or be
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 1: by yourself.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we can't have Wi-Fi ratting on us. That's when
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 2: it crosses the line. That's what you would have. I
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: don't want Wi-Fi ratting on us.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 2: You got to be able to do what's in the
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 2: comfort of your own home in the comfort of your
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 2: own home without the Wi-Fi checking us out.
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Or if you said a bad word or something,
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 1: it would report you. Ooh. Yeah. Someone said, in the
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 1: 400 block. In the 400 block of Long Island. Hey,
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 1: what happened to that Long Island serial killer? You ever
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 1: crossed paths with him?
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 2: No, but he legitimately, so my best friend, Johnny, he
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 2: lives around the block from him. Literally, the house was
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 2: around the block. It's 20 minutes from my house. My
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 2: favorite Cajun restaurant is, he's right next to my favorite
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 2: Cajun restaurant. This place, Big Daddy's, he's four minutes from.
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 2: So it's terrifying to think about. He was doing, I
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 2: just watched a three-part documentary on it that came out
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 2: last week. He was just doing like a New York
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 2: City commute every single day. I would almost say it's
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 2: not crazy that me and him have probably been on
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 2: like the same train together or something before because he
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 2: was doing the, I'm on that same train line and
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 2: he was doing the commute to and from New York
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 2: for 20 years. So I would venture to guess we
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 2: were probably on a train together at some point, which
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 2: is very, very scary to think about. He's 20 minutes
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 2: from my house and that documentary is, It was on Peacock,
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 1: It was a very, very, very interesting watch. The Gilgo
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 1: Beach serial killer? Yeah.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 2: So where he dumped all these bodies at Gilgo Beach,
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 2: this was my COVID drive. Every Friday during COVID, there
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 2: was nothing to do. I would just take this ride
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 2: down the beach. It's like a 40-minute drive from my house.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 2: And I didn't even realize this is where all the
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 2: bodies are. And it's scary because there's no businesses. There's
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 2: nothing there. It's really just a beach and a few houses.
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 2: And it's a one-lane highway. And that's where he dumped
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 2: all those bodies.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 1: It's terrifying. Yeah. That's crazy.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 2: It almost like doesn't even cross my brain of how,
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 2: of how simulated he was into like life. Like I
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 2: did that, I did that drive every Friday during COVID.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 1: Right. And imagine you're driving, it's hard enough to even
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 1: pull over to change a tire or something like, especially
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 1: on a busy road.
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 2: And at night there's got to be, he's got to,
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, he did it. There's probably no one around.
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 2: And the only thing you're surrounded by is water really.
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 2: Cause it's a one lane highway. It's two lanes each way.
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 1: What a crazy world to live in. Yup.
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 2: That did you see, I don't know if it's too
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 2: much dark of a topic, but I've really been a,
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 2: keep it up with it. Did you see that Koberger
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 2: guy took a plea deal today?
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 1: So he's just not going to get the death penalty?
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 1: He's just going to go to jail for the rest
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 1: of your life? Yeah. I'm not a fan of him.
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 1: I don't like that very much. Oh, I think that's unbelievable.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 1: I think that the parents, I think there's a video,
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 1: they asked the father what he thought about it, one
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 1: of the parents. Yeah, the parents are definitely mad about it.
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 1: They are?
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I actually, it's hard to say when you're
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 2: not in that position, but I almost think a life
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 2: of prison would be worse than death penalty.
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, here's what I think. He's going to get
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 1: killed in prison pretty quick.
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 2: I would think so too. And that's way worse than
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 2: a fire squad. I mean, I think we're all just say,
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 2: I hope he gets killed in prison. I don't, I
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 2: don't like him very much.
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 1: He's a, yeah, I believe that. I mean, I'm a,
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 1: I'm a proponent of, of, of the death penalty. I
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 1: believe that he, I believe that. Yeah. Cause here's the thing.
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 1: It's like, we're wandering around with Satan and pure evil
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 1: amongst us. Right. I know that people make mistakes and
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 1: things happen, right? That I understand. But sometimes it's, We're
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 1: wandering around with pure evil, right? And we're like, hey,
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 1: maybe we should see how pure evil feels on a
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 1: witness stand for seven years. I don't give a fuck.
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 1: If it's pure evil, why don't you tell me that, Xfinity?
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 1: Just tell me who's pure evil. You know what I'm saying?
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think we would ask AI that because I
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 1: think it would probably turn immediately on a lot of
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 1: its creators. All right.
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 2: That one was about as bad as it gets. I've
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 2: been keeping up with that for the whole time. I
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 2: don't know why that really struck with me.
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 1: It's scary. Oh, it's unbelievable. So terrible. I've seen the
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 1: pictures of them. They're just normal college kids. That's like...
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 1: Just a crazy night out on the town, it seemed like. Yeah.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 1: Normal Friday, Saturday night, whatever it was.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 2: Come home, and they're probably all still drunk, and then
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 2: they just wake up, and this fucking nut job is here.
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 1: And the guy looks like a Satan. So scary. like
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 1: a partner of Satan or buddy of Satan. It's like,
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 1: we keep acting like these people that look like Satan,
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 1: aren't Satan. Like I love how people are like, God,
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 1: that guy looks like he's not doing well. That guy
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 1: to me looks like a Satan guy. He's horrifying. He's horrifying.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 1: He's horrifying. That was, I was like, it was a,
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 1: because he got in there and wait, didn't the door
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 1: dash lady see him? I don't know.
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 2: Cause I think it's, and it's so terrible too, because it's, Um,
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know who saw him. I think he snuck
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 2: in and then he went, I don't know which child
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 2: he went for first. It's, it's so scary, but that was,
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 2: it was interesting to see how the police did that
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 2: work because I remember everyone was freaking out.
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 1: Like, where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 2: And meanwhile, they were tracking him for like two weeks,
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 2: which was awesome. They got him in fucking Pennsylvania.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 1: They knew. And he also did a horrible job at it.
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, they were seeing what he was up to
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 1: trying to get. Yeah. Everyone's like, Oh, where is this guy?
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 1: Where's this guy?
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 2: And they knew the whole time. So, And then, yeah,
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 2: because he also left that knife sheath there too. Yeah,
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 2: that was a creepy story.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 1: Because it's so scary because so many times you've gotten
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 1: home and it's been drunk with your friend. What's going on?
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 1: You wake up, you don't even know. Things are scary
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 1: enough you can barely remember.
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then everyone was freaking out about it because
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 2: the other two girls that were in there didn't say anything.
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 2: They were, I guess, caught up in their rooms. They
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 2: were probably obviously scared shitless. One of them saw him,
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. Yeah, all the little things that happen, man.
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 1: It's so heartbreaking. Just the pain that the families go through.
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 1: And then I bet there's a weird part where you
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 1: want to never have it be in the media, but
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 1: at the same time, you almost get addicted to watching
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 1: the story unfold because it's all that's there of your
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 1: child still in a weird way. I don't know. That
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 1: might sound crazy. Does that sound crazy? I don't think so.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: You're saying about people talking about it in the news. Right,
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 1: because you want your child to be alive. So it's
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 1: like the fact that their name is being- And bringing
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 1: awareness to people about it. Yeah, it's like- I don't know.
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 1: But yeah, that was a story that really stuck, cut
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 1: me deep. It was terrifying. I did not like that. Yeah. Obviously. Well,
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 1: it's just like, yeah, how long are we, do we
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 1: just live amongst evil and pretend that we, it's not.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 2: Dudes like that and the dudes like this year, like
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 2: the Long Island Gilgo Beach Killer.
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 2: It's like, like we were saying, like I, I would
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 2: venture to guess I've been on a train with that guy.
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 2: I would not be shocked if, if I somehow could look, I've,
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 2: I could look up our train records. I bet we've
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 2: been on the same, let's say train or cross paths.
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 2: What if you sat there next to him, huh? I
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 2: actually saw a clip of a girl saying she was
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 2: on the train. He like came and sat next to
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 2: her one day and she was like, I remember that guy.
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 2: And he was like, he said something very weird to her.
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 2: And then she just got off the train. But even
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 2: thinking about that, like that, that woman too is like,
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 2: just had a little brush with true evil.
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 1: It's scary. I met a dude one time, um, who
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 1: his mom had, uh, rejected the, who was the guy
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 1: that killed everybody at Florida state? Not Dahmer. Ted Bundy was,
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't know Ted Bundy was Florida State. Yeah, Ted Bundy.
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 1: Ted Bundy, at the end of his whole deal, he
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 1: killed some people at Florida State at a sorority house.
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 1: I think that's where they, after that, they busted him.
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 1: But somebody had escaped him. Like, dang. Yeah, scary to
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 1: think about. Even Son of Sam.
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 2: Like, I remember my parents, my parents always tell me this,
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 2: in like 1977, they say it was like the summer
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 2: of Sam.
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 1: There's a Spike Lee main movie about it even.
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 2: He, there was one time in the summer, it was,
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 2: the whole city went blacked out and he was like free.
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 2: People knew there was a serial killer. The whole city
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 2: had a blackout. And like they said, the whole city
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 2: was freaking out because no one knows where he is.
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 2: No one knows who he is. It's 1977. There's no lights.
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 2: Like my dad said, like him and his friends, like
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 2: walking around with like bats, like just like trying to
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 2: find him. Like they're just going to find the son
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 2: of Sam. But yeah, they said that was like one
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 2: of the scariest days ever.
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 1: That's so sick.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 2: And also crazy. This guy, he's 24. He did this
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 2: when he was 24. You think the guy looks like
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 2: 24 years old?
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. First of all, Yeah, if I saw this dude,
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 1: I would immediately be like, hey, this dude's a serial killer. Yeah,
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 1: he was a nut.
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 2: He claimed that he was talking to his neighbor's dog,
• 2:06:50
  Speaker 2: and his neighbor's dog made him do it.
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, dude, a lot of times when people are like, God,
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 1: I think that guy's a serial killer. Well, hey, check
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 1: it out and see if he is, okay? You know
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Yeah, you should be allowed to investigate
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, can Infinity pick that up for us?
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 1: How about this, Infinity? Tell us where the fucking serial
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 1: killers are. That would help everybody out way more. You know,
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 1: so that will be one more bonus of that whole thing.
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's an interesting thing. Actually, like all seriousness, could
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 2: that help with crime? A lot, I would assume, right?
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, I think one of the reasons that they're
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 1: even doing like all this ICE stuff or their deportations
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 1: and that sort of thing, we're about to get into
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 1: a surveillance state, right? And so you wouldn't even be
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 1: able to be like technically illegal in America anymore. Like
• 2:07:30
  Speaker 1: you can just see how they're just getting all the
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 1: paperwork done. Like you wouldn't. Because we're going to show–
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 1: soon there will be drones in the sky. There will
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 1: be things. There will be a new system that is
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 1: just monitoring us at all times. It will know everything.
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 1: It will know everything. Yeah. Right? I mean we're already
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 1: granting that access to technology, right? There was a part
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 1: in the big, beautiful bill. I think it just– I
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 1: don't know if it passed both houses or the Senate
• 2:07:55
  Speaker 1: and the Congress. But U.S. Senate passes Trump's sweeping tax
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 1: and spending bill setting up households. battle. So that's going
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 1: to be interesting. J.D. Vance was the tying vote or
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 1: the tie-breaking vote, I guess. I think this is a
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 1: bad bill after from what I've learned. Yeah. I don't
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 1: know much about it, honestly. Yeah, it's okay, and I'm
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 1: sorry for bringing it up. No, no worries. But I
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 1: don't think that it's– I learned one thing about these bills.
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 1: there's these things called omnibus bills, right? So instead of
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 1: there just being like one bill and so everybody votes
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 1: on it, like, hey, what do you think about this
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 1: higher taxes for this tax bracket? And you'd be like,
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 1: everybody could vote no one or everybody could vote yes.
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 1: But they'll be like, what do you think about this?
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 1: And that's just, that would be one bill. But an
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 1: omnibus bill is a bunch of bills at once. So
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 1: it's like, what do you think about this higher tax bracket?
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 1: But also, What do you think about we give extra
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 1: stipends to people that served in the military? So you
• 2:08:56
  Speaker 1: only get to vote yes or no, though. Oh. So
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 1: that's how they get it. So it's got to be
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 1: a two for one. That's how they get the things
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 1: they want. Right. If you hear the military, you're like, oh,
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 1: I want to vote for that. But then you're also
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 1: voting for the other thing. Yeah. Interesting. And there's like
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 1: seven or eight of those sometimes in a bill. And
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 1: there could be, I don't even know how many, but
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 1: sometimes there's a lot. And then if, say, you or
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 1: somebody that votes against it, you're like, I'm voting no
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 1: because I don't want my people to have higher tax. Sure,
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 1: it's going to affect this thing of the military. But
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 1: then the other campaigns will run commercials against you.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 2: He voted no on money for the military. I could
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 2: hear those, yeah, all those shitty local political commercials.
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 1: But they don't say in that commercial he voted yes
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 1: on saving his people from raising taxes. Wow. So that's
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 1: how it's all done, dude. It's this whole fucking tricky
• 2:09:43
  Speaker 1: system and it's called omnibus bills. And anyway, I just
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 1: learned about that. So it's bad. Yeah. I never knew
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 1: it either. Cause it always seems like, well, why wouldn't they,
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 1: you know, cause nothing ever gets done.
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 2: That's why I don't like you pay attention to it.
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 1: Nothing happens. Shit's so bad. Joey Chesson had to come
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 1: back to fucking America. He had to stop making his
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 1: vegan money. Yeah, dude. Bro, he had to come back
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 1: and fucking start slurping dogs again, dude. Oh, man. He
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 1: was at a Fanatics Fest last week, killing it. Was he?
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 1: Did you see him? Did you guys go? Yeah. We
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 1: went to Fanatics Fest. We were with Meta again. We
• 2:10:17
  Speaker 1: were rocking our glasses.
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 2: And he had Todd Graves had him do a, it
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 2: was Todd, Livvy, Dunn, and Drewski against Joey Chestnut in
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 2: a chicken tender eating contest. In a Canes contest. Joey
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 2: Chestnut's Laps, Celebs, and Chicken Eating Contest.
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Libby. Yeah, I don't even know how many. Oh,
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 1: and they had DJ Khaled, too. He was against DJ
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 1: Khaled as well. Oh, dude. You'd think he'd take one
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 1: of those fucking wings out of his mouth for a
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 1: second and speak up for his home country, but no,
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 1: that's just who he is. Go on.
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 2: That's a funny image of DJ Khaled looking at him
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 2: in disbelief. Look at him taking those tendies. He doesn't
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 2: have to dip those tendies.
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the whole thing, man. Dipping it in. That
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 1: was a fun week, though. It was cool. I met my...
• 2:10:58
  Speaker 1: Like my childhood hero, I was very, very intimidated. Who
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 1: was he?
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 2: Henrik Lundqvist. He used to be a goalie for the Rangers.
• 2:11:03
  Speaker 2: He's literally still on my wall. He's my number one
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 2: person ever. And Caleb is from North Carolina, doesn't give
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 2: a fuck about hockey. So he eventually stopped.
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 1: He's a stud.
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 2: He eventually grabbed him and was like, I'm sorry, could
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 2: you come meet my friend for a second? And I
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 2: was like, yes, please, thank God. And it was one
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 2: of the happier moments I've had. I used to go
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 2: to the mall to do his signings.
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 1: Lundqvist? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a beast.
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 2: When I was a child, my first Ranger game was
• 2:11:28
  Speaker 2: his second game ever. When I was nine years old,
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 2: I just always loved him. That was a big moment
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 2: for me. That made my weekend, made my year.
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 1: That's magical, man. You guys just had the first round
• 2:11:37
  Speaker 1: draft pick, didn't you? The Islanders did. They had the
• 2:11:39
  Speaker 1: first overall pick. So I'm very anti-Islanders. Oh, you're anti-Islanders. Yeah,
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 1: even though I live on Long Island. My whole family's
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 1: from Queens, though, so we're all Rangers fans. I hated
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 1: the Islanders so much.
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 2: My high school I went to was down the block
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 2: from the Islanders arena, and I didn't want to go
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 2: to that high school because of that. But I did
• 2:11:52
  Speaker 2: go because of my friends' fault. But yeah, I'm not
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 2: a fan of them. But love the Rangers and love Henrik.
• 2:11:57
  Speaker 2: So that was a big moment for me. My heart's
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 2: beating right now thinking about it.
• 2:12:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. We walked by him like three times. I
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 1: kept hitting Caleb. I was like, Henrik, Henrik, Henrik, Henrik.
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 1: And finally, he did it. That is pretty cool, huh?
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 2: I was praying someone there, like, because one of our
• 2:12:09
  Speaker 2: buddies was there, Matt, who's a sports agent.
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 1: And he was there. And I was telling him, dude,
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 1: I got to meet Henrik. He's like, he's my guy.
• 2:12:14
  Speaker 1: I'll introduce you.
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, could you please introduce me at some point?
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 2: Just be like, hey, this guy's a good guy. But
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 2: we didn't, Caleb just had to go up there. Caleb
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 2: had to raw dog it, but thankfully he did raw
• 2:12:25
  Speaker 2: dog it. Well, sometimes you gotta watch it.
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 1: Dude, at the UFC fights, so I'm back, we were
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 1: backstage or something kind of thing, and this is a
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 1: place you can go back there and get a coffee
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 1: and use a restroom really fast. You try to stay
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 1: out of people's way, because these are the most dangerous
• 2:12:38
  Speaker 1: guys in the world coming through. Getting ready to do
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 1: their most dangerous thing. Yes. So I went back there,
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 1: and there was this guy, and I thought it was
• 2:12:47
  Speaker 1: Stipe Miocic, right? He's a famous fighter that just retired.
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 1: And so I asked two UFC employees, I was like,
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 1: is that, who is that? And they both said that's
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 1: Steve Emilechik, right? And I'd met him a couple times before.
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 1: And he had glasses on when I met him. And
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 1: this guy didn't have glasses on. I'm like, oh, maybe
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 1: he's just, you know, retiring and his eyes are getting
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 1: better because he just retired. Maybe his eyes have been
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 1: getting better since he's not getting beaten in the head
• 2:13:13
  Speaker 1: or whatever. So I went over and I was like,
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 1: what's up, man? You know, how's retirement going? And I
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 1: kind of fucking, I don't want to say tickled him
• 2:13:20
  Speaker 1: a little bit, but I kind of went like that
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 1: a little, like something I shouldn't have done, you know,
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 1: or just like, no, nothing crazy. One hand. If you
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 1: two hands. Forever soldier. Yeah. Yeah. Like, good to see you, daddy.
• 2:13:31
  Speaker 1: You know, welcome home, boy. Welcome home from war. And
• 2:13:36
  Speaker 1: he kind of, he was like, huh? And I could
• 2:13:38
  Speaker 1: feel it fucking get everything switched really quick. And I
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 1: was like, what's up, Stipe? You know, how was retirement?
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 1: And then that's when I realized it was not him.
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 1: And his wife was right there, and I was like, oh, fuck.
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, how do the people that work here
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 1: not even know? Cross-referenced twice. Two times to make sure. Anyway,
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 1: it was Jan Blachowicz. That sounds way scarier than Stephen Mayer.
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 1: And he ended up cutting me some slack about it,
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 1: and then he even made a joke about it later.
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 1: But anyway, yeah, sometimes you're just like, That's a scary
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 1: thing sometimes about being around those places because there's some
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 1: real- And I've never heard that guy's name. Jan Bukovic,
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 1: bring him up.
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 2: I think he'd been a- A UFC fighter that I
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 2: don't know sounds scarier than a UFC fighter you do know.
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 1: Ooh. Yeah.
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 2: Like the hard-nosed dogs that the casual fan does not
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 2: know sound scary.
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 1: Stipe, I've heard him. Cleveland legend, I believe. Then look
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 1: at just a general picture if you saw one and
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 1: the other. Those are very similar. Yeah, similar enough. And
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 1: both are amazing fighters. Let me look at Blachowicz's history. Blachowicz.
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 1: His fight history real quick. Is he Russian, I assume?
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 1: Or Polish? Let me see. Oh, yeah. Polish power. He
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 1: fought Izzy. Beat Izzy. Yeah, I think that's when Izzy
• 2:14:59
  Speaker 1: tried to move up. So he was a, yeah. Dude,
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 1: he was former freaking light heavyweight champion Jan Blachowicz. Right there.
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 1: Beautiful wife. Anyway, great guy. Sorry, Jan. And Stipe, I
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 1: hope retirement's going well, okay? Yes, Stipe, Cleveland legend. I
• 2:15:12
  Speaker 1: know that about him. Oh, you do? Yes, I know
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 1: he's a Cleveland legend. Dude, he can come out and
• 2:15:16
  Speaker 1: support the freaking women's basketball team that's showing up there. Yeah, yeah. Definitely. Cleveland?
• 2:15:22
  Speaker 1: Underrated city. Yeah. Oh, dude. Cleveland is great. I love
• 2:15:25
  Speaker 1: the mall that they have down there. Have you been
• 2:15:27
  Speaker 1: in that old mall at the Reef? I think the Reef.
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 1: Is there like a hotel in it? Yeah. I stayed
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 1: in that hotel one time. Me too. Like years ago.
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 2: The comedy clubs that always put us up there. Like
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 2: me and my parents had like a road trip to Chicago.
• 2:15:38
  Speaker 2: We stopped in Cleveland and stayed at the hotel in
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 2: the mall. Cleveland's a cool city.
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 1: I like it. Underrated. Underrated place. Gets a bed wrap.
• 2:15:44
  Speaker 1: And Cincinnati. Oh. I think both underrated cities. A lot
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 1: of good people out there. Yeah. Well, Glennie, man, I'm
• 2:15:50
  Speaker 1: just good to see you, dude. I think you, yeah,
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 1: I'm excited to see what else you guys want to
• 2:15:54
  Speaker 1: do in the world. Do you think you'd ever end
• 2:15:55
  Speaker 1: up on a cooking show? Could we see you being
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 1: the next, who's that guy? Not Juan Bautista. What's his name? Oh, Bourdier.
• 2:16:05
  Speaker 1: Anthony Bourdain. Anthony Bourdain. Yeah.
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, I love Anthony Bourdain. I mean, I love
• 2:16:08
  Speaker 2: doing food shit. That's my favorite thing to do. Aside
• 2:16:11
  Speaker 2: from being a larger gentleman myself, I do actually enjoy food.
• 2:16:14
  Speaker 1: Food's awesome.
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 2: I just, I don't like just eating it. I don't
• 2:16:16
  Speaker 2: like eating too much of it. Even I'm at the
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 2: stage in my life where I like to taste.
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 2: I'd rather every place I go to just be a
• 2:16:21
  Speaker 2: tasting venue. Just have a few bites of each thing
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 2: and get on with my life. But yeah, I mean,
• 2:16:25
  Speaker 2: that'd be really fun. I think me and Caleb may
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 2: have to do the Airbnb idea. We've been, we've been,
• 2:16:29
  Speaker 2: we got to actually look into that.
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And, um, if you had your own series of
• 2:16:32
  Speaker 1: Airbnbs where people could go and they were like everything
• 2:16:35
  Speaker 1: from you guys's vibes, maybe that'd be dope. Yeah. But every, yeah,
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 1: it's been, uh, Ooh, I'd love to get on a
• 2:16:41
  Speaker 1: black olive rabbit hole with you sometime. Tap. Wow. Can
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 1: I burst your bubble here? I'm not the biggest olive person. Really? Yeah.
• 2:16:47
  Speaker 1: I'm a bad Greek. I don't love olives. I don't
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 1: go crazy for them. What about black olives? Dude, they've
• 2:16:52
  Speaker 1: been through a lot. I like black olives. They're good
• 2:16:54
  Speaker 1: by me. I don't like Kalamata olives. Those are gross.
• 2:16:56
  Speaker 2: Or February olives as some people call them. But even
• 2:16:59
  Speaker 2: like when I go to, when I get martinis, I
• 2:17:00
  Speaker 2: love martinis now.
• 2:17:02
  Speaker 1: I get the olive. I just have them there for
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 1: the aesthetic though. I don't even eat them. I just
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 1: leave them there. People usually feed them with a drunk
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 1: girl at the bar. There's always that drunk girl who's
• 2:17:09
  Speaker 1: had like 60 olives. She's just wrecked. She's just spraying
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 1: olive face. Trying to tie the little stick in their mouth.
• 2:17:15
  Speaker 1: She's just fucking spraying pavement relish in the fucking parking
• 2:17:19
  Speaker 1: lot later on. I'm going to tell you my last,
• 2:17:22
  Speaker 1: right before you leave, the invention that I came out
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 1: with years ago that's never been happened by science yet,
• 2:17:26
  Speaker 1: the olive-cado. An avocado-olive child? Yeah. Enlighten me. That's what
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 1: it is. Because olives are kind of salty a little.
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 1: And avocados, they don't always have a little more salt
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 1: in them. The olive-cado. Ooh.
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 2: They've done food stuff like that before. They've done all these.
• 2:17:45
  Speaker 2: They do it with dogs. You know what? Can I
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 2: give you a business idea that I've always thought about?
• 2:17:50
  Speaker 2: I want your take on it. Fully clothed strip club.
• 2:17:53
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 2: I've always said I have two business ideas. Fully clothed
• 2:17:58
  Speaker 2: strip club and fat only gym.
• 2:17:59
  Speaker 1: Hmm. Only fat people could go.
• 2:18:03
  Speaker 2: And then when you finally lose the weight, you could
• 2:18:05
  Speaker 2: still go to the gym and you could be inspiration
• 2:18:06
  Speaker 2: for the other fats there.
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 1: Ooh, I love that. And it'll be like 40. You
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 1: can wear a shirt. Every year you get like a
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 1: necklace or something that's like 11 months non-fat.
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you get a picture on the Hall of Fame.
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 2: If you lose the weight, you get on the Hall
• 2:18:19
  Speaker 2: of Fame. You're in there when you walk in. And
• 2:18:21
  Speaker 2: you'll be like, oh, look, there's Roger. He's still doing good.
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 2: He's not putting back on.
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 1: He's doing good. So I think that would be a
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 1: fun idea one day, just do a fat-only gym. I
• 2:18:30
  Speaker 1: love that, dude. Yeah.
• 2:18:31
  Speaker 2: I think it's a great idea. Fat-only gym called Foggy's Gym.
• 2:18:34
  Speaker 2: Fat-only gym. Because let me tell you, we don't like,
• 2:18:39
  Speaker 2: we don't like, um, we don't like going to the gym, man.
• 2:18:42
  Speaker 2: We don't like being seen by skinnies.
• 2:18:44
  Speaker 1: It's horrible. Yeah. I think it's interesting what life is
• 2:18:47
  Speaker 1: like and we're all carrying some different type of thing
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 1: that makes us feel uncomfortable. You know, it's interesting. Yeah.
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 1: Especially just being, being at the gym in general is odd.
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 2: Like my friends were here, actually, we were here like
• 2:18:57
  Speaker 2: a year ago and, um, they were all going to
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 2: the gym and I was like, fuck it. I'll just
• 2:19:01
  Speaker 2: go with them. Cause I was hopping. I bought an
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 2: elliptical on my house. So I was got an elliptical there.
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 2: We went to, um, You ever been to Quantum over here?
• 2:19:08
  Speaker 2: I've heard about it.
• 2:19:09
  Speaker 1: It's on, like, DeMumbria. And it's, like, a hot girl gym. Yeah.
• 2:19:11
  Speaker 2: Like, there's, like, all the chicks in there in their
• 2:19:13
  Speaker 2: hot gym outfits. And then there's all these bros in
• 2:19:15
  Speaker 2: their cool gym outfits. And I'm there in, like, in
• 2:19:19
  Speaker 2: N1 shorts and a fucking Mets shirt.
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And looking like an idiot.
• 2:19:22
  Speaker 2: And, like, it was weird. And then, like, some people
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 2: were coming up to me and, like, being, like, oh, Gunny,
• 2:19:25
  Speaker 2: what's up? And, like, giving me, like, a high five.
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 2: And almost, like, I could tell in the way they
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 2: were talking that it was, like … Like they were
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 2: trying to like make me feel welcome at the gym
• 2:19:34
  Speaker 2: because they know I'm not a gym guy. And that
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 2: made me feel so weird. Like it was almost like a,
• 2:19:38
  Speaker 2: it was almost like a, Oh, like keep going. Like
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 2: good work. And I was like, like I was on
• 2:19:41
  Speaker 2: the bench and one guy came over and fist bumped
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 2: me and was like, good to see you here.
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 1: And I was like, Oh, I was like, Oh, like
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 1: when an iron, like when, like when a British guy
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 1: shows up at a dentist or whatever for the first time.
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were just trying. They were trying to be
• 2:19:55
  Speaker 2: nice about it.
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 1: But it was, it was, yeah. Good to see. Almost
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 1: like when they see you at church for the first
• 2:20:00
  Speaker 1: time in a while.
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 2: It's like, oh, they really just want to say, good
• 2:20:04
  Speaker 2: for you for bettering yourself is what they really were
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 2: trying to say in a nice way.
• 2:20:07
  Speaker 1: And it just felt really weird. Yeah. That was my
• 2:20:11
  Speaker 1: last time at a hot girl gym. You're always welcome here, man.
• 2:20:15
  Speaker 1: Thank you, brother. This was fun. I've had a good weekend.
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 1: This is the most time we've ever spent together. It is, dude.
• 2:20:20
  Speaker 1: And I enjoyed it. Thank you, bro. I enjoyed it too, dude.
• 2:20:23
  Speaker 1: You're a special guy in the world. And yeah, thanks
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 1: for the support this weekend too. I was kind of
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 1: going through it, but you were right there for me.
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Yeah, dude. Glennie Balls, you can catch him
• 2:20:33
  Speaker 1: with Caleb Presley on Sunday Conversation. And it's always out
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 1: and about. And then he'll be changing the world, dude.
• 2:20:43
  Speaker 1: I get scared easily if you can't tell. Me too.
• 2:20:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. You can catch him out
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 1: and about in the world. With Caleb Presley on their show,
• 2:20:51
  Speaker 1: Sunday Conversation. Thanks so much, brother. Thank you, brother. And
• 2:20:54
  Speaker 1: thank you for everything this weekend. And happy Fourth of
• 2:20:55
  Speaker 1: July to all. Happy Fourth of July, huh? Now I'm
• 2:20:59
  Speaker 1: just floating on the breeze And I feel I'm falling
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 1: like these leaves I must be cornerstone Oh, but when
• 2:21:10
  Speaker 1: I reach that ground I'll share this peace of mind
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 1: I found I can feel it in my bones