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- 0:05Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Oh hi there, everybody, welcome back into drama Darling. Holy smokes.
- 0:25Speaker 2: The Valley is what we're going to be talking about today.
- 0:28Speaker 2: So it's another Darling's after Dark tonight. Emily is here. Emily,
- 0:33Speaker 2: thanks for bringing your pastels into the evening.
- 0:36Speaker 3: Oh my daytime where into the nighttime where?
- 0:39Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I like it. I like it. Well, listen,
- 0:43Speaker 2: you guys, we just without further ado, we're getting into
- 0:46Speaker 2: it immediately post haste. We are welcomed in, you know,
- 0:52Speaker 2: to start with the Valley, Emily. A lot of people
- 0:55Speaker 2: have been saying, like, oh, the Valley's like not good.
- 0:59Speaker 2: It's not this. It's not that I beg to differ,
- 1:03Speaker 2: sirs and ma'ams.
- 1:05Speaker 3: Guys, we have to love these shows. They are great.
- 1:10Speaker 3: I mean, we just came off of hating Beverly Hills.
- 1:13Speaker 3: We can't also hate the Valley.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Yeah. Coming up next, after the Valley recap, we'll be
- 1:18Speaker 2: hating on the Reunion part three. I'm kidding, no, I mean, yeah,
- 1:22Speaker 2: was it a little bit of a snoozefest? Fine, but
- 1:24Speaker 2: you're right. No, I just actually the reviews about this
- 1:27Speaker 2: not being a great season. I disagree. Maybe you've all
- 1:32Speaker 2: changed your mind after the last two episodes, which was
- 1:35Speaker 2: like six and seven. Yeah, and that's where we're at
- 1:37Speaker 2: because we didn't do it last week. But bye gosh,
- 1:41Speaker 2: by golly, I haven't seen a group of men that
- 1:44Speaker 2: I've disliked so much since like this. Yeah, I was
- 1:49Speaker 2: just gonna say since Jersey was canceled. So you know
- 1:52Speaker 2: what I say to that, Welcome in, guys. Welcome in
- 1:58Speaker 2: because the blinders are off, the wheels are coming off
- 2:02Speaker 2: of everybody. And that's what it is about reality television.
- 2:05Speaker 2: You can only go so far without the shingles falling
- 2:10Speaker 2: off the roof. If if you neat a new roof,
- 2:13Speaker 2: the shingles, we're gonna get loose.
- 2:15Speaker 3: Like it's also I'm back and forth. I'm not fourth,
- 2:19Speaker 3: I'm just backing and backing and backing.
- 2:21Speaker 2: You're backing it up. Oh I can't.
- 2:24Speaker 3: I have not gone, but Luke I can kind I
- 2:28Speaker 3: kind of go back and forth on because sometimes he
- 2:30Speaker 3: says the exact right thing right after he says the
- 2:34Speaker 3: exact worst wrong thing, and I'm like, okay, so something's
- 2:37Speaker 3: in there. He's just he's a wreck right now. He
- 2:40Speaker 3: just doesn't know where to land, and I don't like
- 2:42Speaker 3: some of the things that come naturally to him on that.
- 2:45Speaker 3: But Danny, I'm like, what the fuck.
- 2:48Speaker 2: Dude, Wow, we have got to talk about Danny. This
- 2:53Speaker 2: guy can't. He's way more a mess than I actually expected.
- 2:57Speaker 2: And I know everybody's been saying it, but I really
- 3:01Speaker 2: I thought it was pretty bad. But I also felt
- 3:04Speaker 2: like I wasn't sticking my head in the sand. I
- 3:06Speaker 2: thought I was had my head up and was seeing clearly,
- 3:10Speaker 2: but I just did not realize how bad it actually is.
- 3:14Speaker 3: So Janet blinders on I think a lot of us
- 3:18Speaker 3: because Janet.
- 3:19Speaker 2: Shouldn't have been the spokesperson. Also, she's not even really pointing.
- 3:23Speaker 2: I mean, I guess she's pointing out dark side Danny. Yeah,
- 3:26Speaker 2: I guess so. But it has nothing to do with Nia, right,
- 3:30Speaker 2: And that's a the problem I have there.
- 3:33Speaker 3: Yeah no, that's that's totally right. Yeah, you're right.
- 3:36Speaker 2: Yeah no, yeah no, yeah no, no, no, yeah no no,
- 3:40Speaker 2: yeah no. Yeah. Nia is you know, she's so sweet
- 3:46Speaker 2: and she's doing the best she can, and it's like this,
- 3:49Speaker 2: it's like a it's almost like she married an asshole
- 3:53Speaker 2: and had a baby and he's a first time dad,
- 3:56Speaker 2: and he's like they're not even married, and he's like
- 3:59Speaker 2: just coming over for visitation. That's what it feels like,
- 4:02Speaker 2: because the way that he bitches and moans about holding
- 4:06Speaker 2: the baby when asked, helping when asked, being so flustered about,
- 4:14Speaker 2: you know, finding the baby's blanket or swaddle, it's like
- 4:19Speaker 2: he doesn't know what he's doing. How many? Isn't this
- 4:21Speaker 2: like their fourth child?
- 4:23Speaker 3: Yes, four under fucking four? Danny want to trademark that shit,
- 4:27Speaker 3: And you're a cranky bitch.
- 4:28Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a cranky bitch. You can't trademark four under four.
- 4:33Speaker 2: You're gonna That's why he's so pissed.
- 4:35Speaker 3: That's why he's like, it's a lasso, not a rodeo rope.
- 4:39Speaker 2: Oh my fuck god, down, Oh my god. When he
- 4:43Speaker 2: accused her of being performative, I was like, Oh, I'm sorry.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Is this coming from the same guy who pretended they
- 4:50Speaker 2: were a cowboy for forty five minutes of a forty
- 4:53Speaker 2: eight minute episode. Oh okay, who he is awful? He's awful.
- 5:03Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:04Speaker 3: Yeah, And you know, I think also one of the
- 5:08Speaker 3: things that I was kind of giving him a second
- 5:10Speaker 3: chance on, even though I agreed with what Janet was saying,
- 5:15Speaker 3: and I hate to say that, but at the time,
- 5:18Speaker 3: I was like, look, he's not drinking, he's trying to
- 5:20Speaker 3: make these changes to not.
- 5:22Speaker 2: Be this guy. Sure, yeah, we always want to give
- 5:24Speaker 2: people a second chance. The first chance, shit faced.
- 5:28Speaker 3: I was so fucking nervous when that four loco entered
- 5:31Speaker 3: the condo.
- 5:34Speaker 2: Oh. I was like, let's go, let's see what you
- 5:39Speaker 2: have going here. No, I want to see he's.
- 5:41Speaker 3: Party up to Jack's.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Yeah, oh crazy, lets you turn it. Yeah, it's I
- 5:46Speaker 2: know he's not Jack's, but.
- 5:49Speaker 3: Kind of don't you remember at Big Sirt, wasn't it
- 5:51Speaker 3: at Sir when Jackson was in the kitchen bitching about
- 5:54Speaker 3: Brittany and they were all like, stop big Sir.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Sorry, no, it was Big Bear, but I loved it.
- 6:00Speaker 2: It's big sir, Sir, but Big Sirt no, because you
- 6:03Speaker 2: know what, what's its vander Pump Rules and you're like, sir,
- 6:06Speaker 2: it's like big sexy Union restaurant is like where your
- 6:09Speaker 2: head went.
- 6:10Speaker 3: That's what I was also thinking of, sir, like the
- 6:12Speaker 3: place in California. And then I combined, right.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Yes, I know, I know it's perfect. I love that
- 6:18Speaker 2: it's big Surf, but anyway, Yeah.
- 6:20Speaker 3: Yes, anyway, he was that it reminded me of that trip,
- 6:24Speaker 3: and I was like, I don't even think Danny is
- 6:26Speaker 3: meaning to do the Jacks thing, but.
- 6:29Speaker 2: It just is part. It comes natural, it comes natural. Well,
- 6:33Speaker 2: I thought this guy, after going through the season, that
- 6:38Speaker 2: he went with this whole Janet thing. And now you
- 6:41Speaker 2: would think that he would get on when the second
- 6:44Speaker 2: they pick up cameras, that he would be like, hide
- 6:47Speaker 2: the alcohol, hide your wives, just hide the alcohol. Don't
- 6:53Speaker 2: let me drink. I'm not going to drink. And of
- 6:56Speaker 2: course Nia, don't let me drink because it's Nia's problem.
- 6:59Speaker 2: I'm sure, I'm sure he'll blame I'm sure he'll blame
- 7:02Speaker 2: her that she allowed him to drink.
- 7:05Speaker 3: Right, Oh, the trigger mistrigger.
- 7:09Speaker 2: Don't let her talk to me like that. Gross wow
- 7:14Speaker 2: wow yakay. So he you'd think he wouldn't drink in
- 7:19Speaker 2: this whole season. This guy's like all of another He's
- 7:24Speaker 2: not even like holding back to the bartender. He doesn't
- 7:28Speaker 2: just say I'll have a white claw. He says, yeah,
- 7:30Speaker 2: I'll have another white claw, letting all of us know
- 7:32Speaker 2: as an audience that this is not the first. And
- 7:36Speaker 2: he's just blatantly putting it all out there, and it's yeah,
- 7:39Speaker 2: it's troublesome.
- 7:41Speaker 3: Yeah, it's also I think the most offensive thing was
- 7:44Speaker 3: that he made a big deal about not having any
- 7:46Speaker 3: rip jeans and then he shows up at Balboa Park
- 7:50Speaker 3: as a passive aggressive move, he's wearing those ripped jeans.
- 7:54Speaker 3: Did you touch that?
- 7:55Speaker 2: Yeah? I thought he's That.
- 7:57Speaker 3: Was the most offensive.
- 7:59Speaker 2: It was the most effence of the montage of the
- 8:01Speaker 2: rip jeans were also offensive.
- 8:04Speaker 3: Not necessary.
- 8:05Speaker 2: No, wow, you know, when something works for someone and
- 8:12Speaker 2: it works, they're just still gonna learn it. And rip
- 8:16Speaker 2: jeans and alcohol. What he's like in the band Poison,
- 8:21Speaker 2: you know, No, he wishes Come on.
- 8:26Speaker 3: He actually really probably does wish. I think that.
- 8:30Speaker 2: So does my husband, So what are you gonna do?
- 8:32Speaker 2: But also, my husband's name is Brett Michael, like.
- 8:38Speaker 3: Is his middle name Michael?
- 8:39Speaker 2: Yes? Whoa, but that's isn't that Motley cru though?
- 8:44Speaker 3: No, Brett Michaels is a singer of Poison.
- 8:47Speaker 2: Oh it is Okay, Okay, so we were right.
- 8:49Speaker 3: I'm just saying to grow up when your husband grew
- 8:51Speaker 3: up and have that name.
- 8:53Speaker 2: He loves well, yeah, but he loves you know, rock and.
- 8:58Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. It would have been. It's so cool.
- 9:00Speaker 2: I know. Yeah.
- 9:02Speaker 3: Ps, can I say one thing really quick about my shoe?
- 9:04Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I wish I could. I'm sorry. No, I
- 9:07Speaker 2: hate that. That's what Speaking of Brant, that's what he
- 9:11Speaker 2: does to me. That's his joke that he does all
- 9:13Speaker 2: the time, and he knows it drives me fucking crazy,
- 9:16Speaker 2: so and he's he's joking, but it's one of those
- 9:20Speaker 2: jokes that you do all the time and it gets annoying.
- 9:23Speaker 2: So then they know it annoys you, so they keep
- 9:25Speaker 2: doing it. So it's like, hey, honey, can you grab me?
- 9:28Speaker 2: Can you just fill up some ice for me? Because
- 9:30Speaker 2: I'm gonna And he's like, ah, I wish I could.
- 9:33Speaker 2: And he just milks it and it was funny like
- 9:36Speaker 2: the first few times. But then he'll do it like
- 9:40Speaker 2: when I'm not in the mood for a joke, and
- 9:43Speaker 2: then it's really annoying. So then now he knows that
- 9:46Speaker 2: it annoys me, so he'll do it. So anyway, we're
- 9:50Speaker 2: talking about other people's bad marriages, not mine. But that
- 9:54Speaker 2: is the worst part about my marriage is that fucking joke.
- 9:57Speaker 3: Every rose has his thorn, get it.
- 10:05Speaker 2: Rose has its thone has it down.
- 10:14Speaker 3: Wow, He's like, we gotta stay on point, we gotta focus.
- 10:20Speaker 3: Now that's late breaking into poison.
- 10:23Speaker 2: A Hey, I never said we can't break into song. Okay,
- 10:26Speaker 2: but anyway, yeah, he wants to.
- 10:29Speaker 3: There was I was gonna say something about Michelle.
- 10:31Speaker 2: Oh, that's right when I said you couldn't. Okay, go ahead.
- 10:34Speaker 3: This is gonna take two seconds because I don't know
- 10:35Speaker 3: if I had a chance to say this.
- 10:37Speaker 1: You got.
- 10:39Speaker 2: Guys, She's never gonna get this out, never gonna I'm
- 10:44Speaker 2: never gonna let her. Okay. Now I'm annoying myself. Okay,
- 10:48Speaker 2: you have the floor.
- 10:50Speaker 3: What was I gonna say? I'm just kidding.
- 10:52Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I know.
- 10:53Speaker 3: Okay, So this is gonna take two seconds. There is
- 10:57Speaker 3: a remember going around that doctor Dre Michelle are at
- 11:00Speaker 3: the Bruce Springsteen show in La.
- 11:02Speaker 2: Yes, take your time, take your time.
- 11:05Speaker 3: This is important and I just want to say, even
- 11:09Speaker 3: if you're I I don't know where I land on Michelle,
- 11:11Speaker 3: but I don't I don't despise her. I like her.
- 11:14Speaker 3: But that's all set where the VIP seats are in
- 11:19Speaker 3: the forum. For the way the Springsteen show is set up,
- 11:22Speaker 3: I guarantee you they did not leave. They just left
- 11:26Speaker 3: the seats because those seats suck, and they went to
- 11:30Speaker 3: the floor, or they went to the side of the
- 11:33Speaker 3: stage to watch her. They went someplace besides their seats.
- 11:38Speaker 3: So I'm just saying they didn't. They did not leave
- 11:41Speaker 3: a Springsteen show early, like the rumors are saying. Believe me,
- 11:50Speaker 3: because I we had a little chat going the drama
- 11:53Speaker 3: Darling thread and I started screen grabbing celebrities from from
- 11:57Speaker 3: their pictures to show you, guys, how bad those Yeah,
- 12:00Speaker 3: they didn't leave, really, they just went to a better.
- 12:02Speaker 2: Air, better seat. And if you don't know, if you're
- 12:05Speaker 2: just tuning in for the first time and you're wondering, well,
- 12:09Speaker 2: Emily is a huge Bruce Springsteen fan, and she goes
- 12:11Speaker 2: to all the concerts, so she knows the layout, she
- 12:13Speaker 2: knows everything. She knows the way things move, the way
- 12:17Speaker 2: they work. And so take it, take this and and
- 12:21Speaker 2: smoke it. I don't know what that means. Just know
- 12:24Speaker 2: that they didn't leave. So don't you don't need to
- 12:27Speaker 2: judge Michelle or doctor Lee, doctor Dre for leaving a
- 12:32Speaker 2: Springsteen concert. I would think that that would be weird, Like.
- 12:35Speaker 3: They probably just left their seats. Now, how if Now, guys,
- 12:39Speaker 3: if they left that show, I take it all back.
- 12:41Speaker 3: They are monsters, but just move from their chairs to
- 12:45Speaker 3: the floor or a better area. That's fine. I know that.
- 12:49Speaker 3: I'm sure that's what they did.
- 12:50Speaker 2: We're positive of it. Yes, Golly, just watching this season
- 12:55Speaker 2: and knowing like now she's been hanging out with doctor
- 12:58Speaker 2: Drey in real time to think about what's coming is
- 13:03Speaker 2: just so good. Okay, yeah, all right, So we're going
- 13:08Speaker 2: to San Diego. Now, I have not taken the train
- 13:11Speaker 2: down there before, have you?
- 13:14Speaker 3: I haven't.
- 13:15Speaker 2: No, Okay, I want to. I love that they did.
- 13:20Speaker 3: I love that they did. It's it's not the fastest
- 13:23Speaker 3: way to go, but it's it's pretty cool. I would
- 13:27Speaker 3: like to do it one time.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's a good idea to do for like
- 13:30Speaker 2: a cast trip and so on and so forth. Well,
- 13:33Speaker 2: first of all, Nia is such a rock star for
- 13:36Speaker 2: bringing her baby down there, and same with Kristen, and
- 13:39Speaker 2: I just really felt probably more for Nia only because
- 13:43Speaker 2: she had to deal with Danny this whole time, being
- 13:45Speaker 2: at the Safari Park and being on that tour. It
- 13:48Speaker 2: was just like that was just a nightmare. I mean,
- 13:51Speaker 2: we all felt how awful that must be, Like it's hot,
- 13:54Speaker 2: the baby's hot. Your husband's not helping you are cooperating.
- 13:57Speaker 3: He's not a husband, I mean he's he's just like
- 14:01Speaker 3: this emo pisson. He was dumb, ripped up jeans.
- 14:08Speaker 2: And big and big ideas to like play characters in
- 14:11Speaker 2: video games. No, I'm kidding. I would love to get
- 14:14Speaker 2: one of those jobs. Don't get me wrong, No, but
- 14:17Speaker 2: like yeah, he's just he's rolling his eyes. He's like,
- 14:21Speaker 2: she's like, can you can you find something in the
- 14:23Speaker 2: bad that we can use as a fan? He's like
- 14:25Speaker 2: one Fanly, I'm like, oh my god, how do you
- 14:29Speaker 2: deal with this? How do you deal with that? I
- 14:32Speaker 2: there were so many times with him, the way he
- 14:35Speaker 2: spoke to her, I just thought, I don't really remember
- 14:39Speaker 2: being that triggered by jacks even, I mean honestly, like
- 14:44Speaker 2: probably because he was so far gone and so toxic
- 14:48Speaker 2: that maybe because Danny's teetering on more of like the
- 14:51Speaker 2: regular everyday asshole, maybe that's why it's more triggering.
- 14:56Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you're right. I think also because there's
- 14:59Speaker 3: not a world where you believe Jackson's love bombing, Like
- 15:03Speaker 3: I think, like you're just like this Jack's being nice
- 15:07Speaker 3: is not real, whereas Danny being nice feels real. Yeah,
- 15:12Speaker 3: and I would be I think I would be tricked
- 15:15Speaker 3: by Danny where I would never be tricked by Jacks.
- 15:18Speaker 2: And for that I respect Jax Moore because he's showing
- 15:21Speaker 2: you who he is. I mean, this is where we are,
- 15:25Speaker 2: this is where I am. I'm sorry, I welcome him.
- 15:29Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't even Yeah, Danny is shocking me left
- 15:33Speaker 3: and right.
- 15:34Speaker 2: Yeah, just that train ride and it's like he doesn't
- 15:38Speaker 2: hear her, he doesn't see her, he doesn't see the baby.
- 15:42Speaker 2: She's literally handing him the baby and he's like, I'm
- 15:44Speaker 2: going to get coffee. Yes, he was like mad that
- 15:48Speaker 2: she was eating a sandwich. Remember when she came out
- 15:51Speaker 2: to do the pageant. She's like, I had to put
- 15:53Speaker 2: the baby down, and he was annoyed about that. He
- 15:56Speaker 2: was also annoyed about having her do anything the baby
- 16:01Speaker 2: when she's breastfeeding.
- 16:03Speaker 3: I don't Yeah, I just come back to I don't
- 16:06Speaker 3: get him. I don't get where this is all coming from.
- 16:10Speaker 3: The anger is so weird. It's like a cranky that
- 16:15Speaker 3: I don't get.
- 16:16Speaker 2: And he's very controlling. Andy is projecting. He is very
- 16:20Speaker 2: much he's controlling, and he keeps putting her down, and
- 16:23Speaker 2: he keeps trying to put her in her place.
- 16:26Speaker 3: Yeah, I agreed with Laala. I was so glad she
- 16:29Speaker 3: said something.
- 16:31Speaker 2: Laala was so amazing in this last episode, the way
- 16:37Speaker 2: that she gave advice to Michelle on how to deal
- 16:40Speaker 2: with Lacey and how to deal with Jesse about like
- 16:45Speaker 2: Jesse is, he's miserable, he's bad, he's the other thing.
- 16:49Speaker 2: He has a girlfriend that doesn't even like him, he
- 16:52Speaker 2: doesn't have any money. If he's projecting on you, just
- 16:55Speaker 2: let him. And I thought, well, I mean she kind
- 16:57Speaker 2: of she shouldn't let him do anything. However, I got
- 17:01Speaker 2: her point. Let him just like, you know, get nuts
- 17:06Speaker 2: for his own sake and ignore him and live your life.
- 17:09Speaker 2: And while you're on a show, Yeah, let Jesse tire
- 17:13Speaker 2: her out, then get what you want and then for
- 17:18Speaker 2: her to you know, step in. When Lacey brought up
- 17:23Speaker 2: the window thing, pushing Jesse through the window, and La
- 17:28Speaker 2: La was like, no, that is not right. Stuck up
- 17:32Speaker 2: for her then and then later on that night actually
- 17:36Speaker 2: or maybe it was the next morning, saying like it
- 17:38Speaker 2: would be a good idea if you talked to her
- 17:40Speaker 2: and you know, establish boundaries. I mean like she was
- 17:43Speaker 2: on point with friendship and advice every at every turn
- 17:49Speaker 2: of this episode. And then the piece to resistance was
- 17:53Speaker 2: when she leveled Danny.
- 17:57Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was coming from a very real place.
- 18:02Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 18:03Speaker 3: I have to also say, I'm kind of turning a
- 18:07Speaker 3: corner on Lacey in a good way. I'm liking her,
- 18:11Speaker 3: especially when I'm finding out that she didn't serve papers
- 18:16Speaker 3: to everybody. She did email and made an intimidating email
- 18:21Speaker 3: like she was about to do that, and so I
- 18:23Speaker 3: don't like that, But can you.
- 18:26Speaker 2: Explain to me? I actually am a little confused about that.
- 18:30Speaker 2: So from what I from what I thought, what I
- 18:33Speaker 2: gathered is that she she threatened Michelle or did send
- 18:40Speaker 2: Michelle only Michelle a season desist? She said, I just
- 18:44Speaker 2: I spent money to get you to stop talking about me,
- 18:48Speaker 2: And Michelle said, but you only sent it to me,
- 18:50Speaker 2: you didn't send it to everybody else. Why I still
- 18:54Speaker 2: don't understand did she send her a season desist? And
- 18:58Speaker 2: then Lacey said, it's you didn't have to hire a lawyer,
- 19:02Speaker 2: So like.
- 19:03Speaker 3: See, that's what I didn't like. That's what I don't like.
- 19:05Speaker 3: She sent her an email with that attached, and it
- 19:08Speaker 3: was a letter that was appeared to be a ceased
- 19:12Speaker 3: in desist, but it was not.
- 19:15Speaker 2: Was it that a lawyer?
- 19:16Speaker 3: Well that's what's confusing.
- 19:18Speaker 2: Okay, So we don't have the answers. Now that's annoying, Okay.
- 19:23Speaker 3: What I do know is that Michelle, I think in
- 19:25Speaker 3: the after show, says I didn't know it wasn't a
- 19:30Speaker 3: legit legal document that I had to deal with. So
- 19:33Speaker 3: I sent it to Jason of Jason and Janet because
- 19:37Speaker 3: he's a lawyer, to tell me what to do.
- 19:41Speaker 2: Send your fake letters to Jason and Janet of Jason
- 19:44Speaker 2: and Janet law they're on a billboard.
- 19:47Speaker 3: But like then, when Lacey said I had to spend money,
- 19:50Speaker 3: well then who did? You must have hired a lawyer
- 19:52Speaker 3: to at least draft it, like I didn't understand that
- 19:56Speaker 3: part of it. What was actually also confusing is I
- 20:00Speaker 3: was under the impression that she had also had a
- 20:02Speaker 3: letter served to Janet, and that seems to have never happened.
- 20:07Speaker 2: M M. Yeah. So this is all we really need
- 20:12Speaker 2: the nuts and bolts because I feel the same way
- 20:17Speaker 2: as you. I'm actually back and forth with Lacey until
- 20:20Speaker 2: I understand what exactly happened with this cease and desist.
- 20:24Speaker 2: I can't exactly land on that issue, the fact that
- 20:29Speaker 2: she brought up you pushed Jess so flippantly in the
- 20:33Speaker 2: middle of an argument about the cease and desist. She
- 20:36Speaker 2: brought up pushing Jesse through a window. If you're willing
- 20:40Speaker 2: to just bring up something like that, that's a very
- 20:43Speaker 2: obviously a private argument that you were just willing to
- 20:46Speaker 2: throw out there on national television. As she made it
- 20:50Speaker 2: very clear national television that Michelle was talking about her.
- 20:55Speaker 2: Why would I ever trust that you'll ever do the
- 21:00Speaker 2: right thing. But when she talks, she makes a lot
- 21:03Speaker 2: of sense. In other situations, like when she was talking
- 21:06Speaker 2: to Janet, I was like, yes, serve Janet because I
- 21:09Speaker 2: was so annoyed. Yeah, And when Jesse was like, see,
- 21:12Speaker 2: that's the kind of apology that people why people hate you,
- 21:15Speaker 2: I was like, Bengo Mango.
- 21:17Speaker 3: Meanwhile, the irony is. The one time I agreed with
- 21:21Speaker 3: Janet's apology was when she did it to Jesse and
- 21:23Speaker 3: she was like, I would cheat on you too if
- 21:25Speaker 3: you were in my husband. So I was like, actually, Jesse,
- 21:28Speaker 3: you got a good I stand with Janet on that
- 21:30Speaker 3: apology to you. However, Jesse, you are correct.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesse's correct in that Jesse can go back. He
- 21:37Speaker 2: can be a flip flopper in terms of like being
- 21:40Speaker 2: on the right side of history, you know, like he
- 21:41Speaker 2: was there for La La in this episode, and then
- 21:45Speaker 2: in other areas, it's like, why are you showing Lacey
- 21:49Speaker 2: texts from your estranged wife making fun of insulting your girlfriend?
- 21:56Speaker 2: Why would you show that to your girlfriend, your only
- 21:59Speaker 2: fan the flames? That's terrible.
- 22:02Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean I actually feel like those texts
- 22:06Speaker 3: should never enter into evidence at all for either. I mean,
- 22:11Speaker 3: it's not going to court, but you know what I'm saying, like,
- 22:13Speaker 3: Lacy should absolutely not even clock those as who Michelle is.
- 22:19Speaker 3: I can't imagine how pissed off Michelle would be in
- 22:22Speaker 3: that moment, and Lacy.
- 22:23Speaker 2: Knows that, but she's But here's the thing. First of all, Jesse,
- 22:27Speaker 2: can we just pin it on him? He should have
- 22:29Speaker 2: never shown those texts Lay totally. That's insane. Like that
- 22:33Speaker 2: to me is kind of like what, I don't even
- 22:37Speaker 2: know what kind of psychosis that is, because that means
- 22:40Speaker 2: you want drama, You're going to show look at what
- 22:43Speaker 2: my look at what my strange wife just said about you.
- 22:46Speaker 2: You're hurting your girlfriend. You're hurting her, and you're right,
- 22:53Speaker 2: and he also wants Michelle and Lacy to have a
- 22:56Speaker 2: good relationship, right, But then he goes and shows Lacey
- 23:00Speaker 2: those terrible text messages, which Michelle has every right to
- 23:05Speaker 2: say anything she wants about the new girlfriend. But here's
- 23:08Speaker 2: the trigger point for Lazy. She clearly cares a lot
- 23:13Speaker 2: about her appearance and how what she looks like, and
- 23:16Speaker 2: that's why she cannot let that go, and why she
- 23:20Speaker 2: brought up the shoving through the window thing because she's
- 23:24Speaker 2: got to like have paybacks, because she can't let that go.
- 23:27Speaker 2: She keeps saying to Michelle, but but you said this
- 23:30Speaker 2: about me, But you said this about me, And Michelle's like,
- 23:32Speaker 2: you're not getting it. Like I actually thought Michelle did
- 23:35Speaker 2: a great job by saying you it's not about you.
- 23:38Speaker 2: We had an agreement that we weren't gonna have anyone else,
- 23:42Speaker 2: like we weren't gonna, you know, introduce our daughter to
- 23:44Speaker 2: anybody else, and all of a sudden he shows up
- 23:47Speaker 2: with her in the car.
- 23:48Speaker 3: That's fucked up, right, right, No, I that's what I'm Yeah,
- 23:51Speaker 3: I know that is crazy. Yeah, at the end of
- 23:54Speaker 3: the day. It does sit on Jesse for just manipulating
- 23:57Speaker 3: that whole situation.
- 23:58Speaker 2: He's such a manipulator. And Lacey, even though they have
- 24:02Speaker 2: been to they've known each other for a really long time,
- 24:06Speaker 2: she's she's in for it. She's going to get lit
- 24:09Speaker 2: up by him at some point and then Mishel and
- 24:11Speaker 2: Lacy are going to be best friends.
- 24:14Speaker 3: Yeah, I think Lacey's not. I think Lacey is going
- 24:17Speaker 3: to break up with Jesse probably before the reunion. You
- 24:21Speaker 3: think so, I mean it's like she doesn't like him
- 24:25Speaker 3: the way I think.
- 24:26Speaker 2: Yeah, But you know what, we found out that she
- 24:28Speaker 2: did audition for the Orange for Orange County, and for
- 24:31Speaker 2: that she's in. She's not gonna leave.
- 24:34Speaker 3: I don't think she's leaving the valley. I think she'll
- 24:36Speaker 3: leave just.
- 24:37Speaker 2: That's she's Oh, I see what you mean. But she's
- 24:40Speaker 2: gotta Yeah, she's gonna have to stick it out with
- 24:42Speaker 2: him for at least two years in order to stay.
- 24:45Speaker 2: In order for us to be invested in her, we
- 24:47Speaker 2: can't just have her hanging around. She would just be
- 24:50Speaker 2: a girlfriend. True, true, But the auditioning for though, right, Yeah,
- 24:58Speaker 2: she's making good. It's really great. Triangular awful, triangular relationship
- 25:03Speaker 2: that we have going on here. It's so toxic. And
- 25:07Speaker 2: when Michelle yelled like Jasmine goes, just sign the divorce
- 25:11Speaker 2: papers and move on, and Michelle's like, divorce me, divorce me.
- 25:16Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this is some drama, Darling.
- 25:20Speaker 2: I was like, this is hot drama right here.
- 25:23Speaker 3: That clip, yes, did that weird like mocking her? Which
- 25:27Speaker 3: I was like, oh that was that was like p corthy,
- 25:33Speaker 3: It was cringey. It was gross.
- 25:35Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And he used the word performative too, yeah,
- 25:38Speaker 2: he did. I thought, you guys, you guys are the
- 25:41Speaker 2: ones with the problems. You see you see you gon't
- 25:46Speaker 2: you guys, Ye're the wand of the problem.
- 25:50Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't mind it now, And I'm like really
- 25:53Speaker 3: thinking about it. I actually kind of like that the
- 25:56Speaker 3: guys are such assholes and it's not a Housewives shows
- 26:00Speaker 3: like a group of friends, because I like, I could
- 26:03Speaker 3: hang out with any of these gals. Yeah, and I
- 26:06Speaker 3: like all of them, with the exception of Janet, who
- 26:09Speaker 3: is an enigma to me because clearly people like her
- 26:13Speaker 3: and they hang out with her on the show, and
- 26:15Speaker 3: I'm just not kidding.
- 26:16Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not seeing it.
- 26:18Speaker 3: Yeah, but we need her on the show.
- 26:20Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she's the only villain. Well, no, I'm sorry.
- 26:24Speaker 2: I mean there was Jack's, yeah, the female villain. There
- 26:28Speaker 2: was Jack's, and there's Jesse, and there's Danny. Danny's really
- 26:32Speaker 2: taken up for Jesse from last season in Jack's Danny's
- 26:35Speaker 2: gonna like really bring up the rear for these two
- 26:37Speaker 2: other guys.
- 26:39Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know what, Janet's not doing Jack shit
- 26:42Speaker 3: to him about it. He's doing it all by himself
- 26:45Speaker 3: right now. You know, like last year was Janet pushing
- 26:50Speaker 3: it to say, like everybody see it, And now it's like, Danny,
- 26:54Speaker 3: you're doing it all by yourself. Sorry, dude.
- 27:00Speaker 2: Lala Lala standing there in that little sweatshirt and the shorts.
- 27:05Speaker 2: It's so great. She looks so cute. I was like,
- 27:08Speaker 2: she's like a cat.
- 27:09Speaker 3: She just came in the doorway skin it off, then came.
- 27:13Speaker 2: Back and then it's like Lala, Yeah, and she ate.
- 27:20Speaker 2: I really appreciated boy man. You know, she's always been sharp,
- 27:26Speaker 2: but then when you see her, you know, taking up
- 27:30Speaker 2: for another person in a moment that's so vulnerable, it's
- 27:35Speaker 2: like you're seeing a bully pick on the nerd at school. Yeah,
- 27:40Speaker 2: and then the cool kid comes in and tells him
- 27:44Speaker 2: what's for and that's what happened, and you just feel
- 27:46Speaker 2: so good. And I did appreciate that Nia did say
- 27:51Speaker 2: back to Danny when he's like, don't ever talk to
- 27:53Speaker 2: me like that again, and she's like, well, if you're
- 27:56Speaker 2: going to talk to me like that, then she can
- 27:57Speaker 2: talk to you however you want to talk however she
- 28:00Speaker 2: wants to talk to you. And I thought, Wow, good
- 28:03Speaker 2: for you. I mean, I don't know if that took
- 28:06Speaker 2: a lot for her to say, but you know, baby steps.
- 28:10Speaker 2: And I appreciated that. My god, when she said to
- 28:13Speaker 2: him at the end, like wow, I forgot about that
- 28:17Speaker 2: that real light lightning bolt end, when she was like,
- 28:20Speaker 2: if you speak to her like this, I wonder what
- 28:22Speaker 2: you say behind closed doors.
- 28:25Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was good. Yeah, I mean I really do.
- 28:30Speaker 3: I want to not think that Danny is horrible still
- 28:34Speaker 3: because like I'm like, how did he land Nia? But
- 28:37Speaker 3: at the end of the day, he's horrible, And I
- 28:40Speaker 3: still I'm like, how the fuck did he land Nia?
- 28:43Speaker 2: Well, he probably had, you know, he's got a lot
- 28:47Speaker 2: of like good characteristics that I'm sure he won her
- 28:51Speaker 2: over a long time ago. But then as time evolves,
- 28:54Speaker 2: and then your fun drinking becomes a problem, and then
- 28:59Speaker 2: you have all these kids and then your own issues
- 29:03Speaker 2: start to come up. I think that's just what happened, right,
- 29:07Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm no doctor. Wait. When he was
- 29:15Speaker 2: like yelling at her in that when they were getting
- 29:18Speaker 2: ready for the pageant, I was like, this is perfect, though,
- 29:21Speaker 2: like you're.
- 29:21Speaker 3: Gonna win, gotta win, We're gonna win.
- 29:25Speaker 1: Oh.
- 29:25Speaker 3: I just kept saying that.
- 29:27Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like.
- 29:29Speaker 3: This isn't even form fitting. This dress is shapeless.
- 29:34Speaker 2: No, it would. It could have been so funny if
- 29:36Speaker 2: he genuinely was like not drunk and like a little disappointed, like,
- 29:41Speaker 2: oh I need to this, this needs to be cinched.
- 29:43Speaker 2: It could have been so funny and fun. But he
- 29:46Speaker 2: was so dark about it, and him like really pushing her,
- 29:50Speaker 2: saying you're in charge, so be in charge. I was like,
- 29:54Speaker 2: oh my god, I I I would not trust myself
- 29:58Speaker 2: around him, Like if yeah talking to me like that,
- 30:01Speaker 2: I would lose my shit. I really really would.
- 30:04Speaker 3: Yeah. Nia was really I think Nia was doing her
- 30:08Speaker 3: very very best for the cameras, just to be like
- 30:11Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep playing along, like we're playing along, but
- 30:15Speaker 3: I can only do this for so much time. I
- 30:17Speaker 3: was like, if Laala hadn't come in, I do think
- 30:20Speaker 3: that Nia would eventually quietly walked away and close the
- 30:24Speaker 3: door quietly. But that's all she would do, though, right
- 30:29Speaker 3: I mean on camera?
- 30:31Speaker 2: Well, okay, so off camera, do you think that she
- 30:33Speaker 2: would like yell at him? Because I can't see it.
- 30:37Speaker 3: I don't know. Nia had a hard life, so I
- 30:39Speaker 3: don't know if she like can I would think that
- 30:42Speaker 3: she's able to like stand up for herself, but who knows, Scott.
- 30:46Speaker 3: She probably doesn't have the energy to even fucking fight
- 30:48Speaker 3: right now with the baby and fuming and like.
- 30:52Speaker 2: I had energy. Like, by the way, this show, at
- 30:57Speaker 2: least you know, currently is the best trail portrail of
- 31:01Speaker 2: like New Motherhood and Parenthood that we've seen on Bravo
- 31:06Speaker 2: and any other show that I've seen in a really
- 31:07Speaker 2: long time. I can't even really pinpoint any other show
- 31:10Speaker 2: right now because but like Secret Lives of Mormon wives,
- 31:14Speaker 2: who all they do is all they do is have
- 31:16Speaker 2: babies and dance, and like we've never I've never even
- 31:20Speaker 2: seen one of them breastfeed. I don't think, like I
- 31:22Speaker 2: don't even see.
- 31:23Speaker 3: The babies adult diaper periods, were now about.
- 31:27Speaker 2: Like about not having milk come out and seeing someone
- 31:30Speaker 2: else's milk scored across the table. How nobody told me
- 31:35Speaker 2: that postpartum was would be harder than actual pregnancy just
- 31:41Speaker 2: having a baby on like a field trip for the day.
- 31:45Speaker 2: How how inconvenient and what a hassle it would be
- 31:48Speaker 2: just to take a baby to a safari park and like,
- 31:50Speaker 2: you think it's going to be all cute, and like,
- 31:52Speaker 2: look at the giraffe. It's fucking hot and you can't
- 31:55Speaker 2: fan yourself and you can't there's nowhere to go, and
- 31:58Speaker 2: my husband's being an asshole. Like all of it's so
- 32:01Speaker 2: so real and so relatable and I absolutely love it.
- 32:08Speaker 2: Jasmine said something, I think it was Jasmine that said,
- 32:12Speaker 2: usually Nia and Danny try to keep their stuff like
- 32:16Speaker 2: pretty private, and it's like now because it was yact
- 32:19Speaker 2: because they were on the tour and she's like, and
- 32:22Speaker 2: now it's just they're bickering. Yeah, And I thought, yeah,
- 32:25Speaker 2: because this is this is the thing, like when you're
- 32:28Speaker 2: on reality television, you can't there's nowhere to hide. It's
- 32:33Speaker 2: just it's a matter of time before you actually see
- 32:35Speaker 2: the real thing. So two seasons in and this is
- 32:39Speaker 2: the third season, right.
- 32:41Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, but the other part of that, yeah, season
- 32:46Speaker 3: three and Janet last season, remember she was bitching about that.
- 32:52Speaker 3: She's like Danny like there was a there was and
- 32:55Speaker 3: I think maybe Brittany too. There was comments about how
- 33:00Speaker 3: they don't show they act a certain way on camera
- 33:03Speaker 3: and it's different off camera, right, and now they're just
- 33:07Speaker 3: too tired, So wory.
- 33:08Speaker 2: They're too tired yet. And also, this is what annoys
- 33:11Speaker 2: me about Janet is that she was pointing that out
- 33:15Speaker 2: a lot and it was really annoying. And I know
- 33:19Speaker 2: Brittany was doing that too, and that's what annoyed me about,
- 33:22Speaker 2: which Brittany never annoys me. But I didn't like this part,
- 33:27Speaker 2: this one moment that Brittany did. I didn't like it,
- 33:29Speaker 2: which is that she was pointing. She's like, I'm bleeding,
- 33:32Speaker 2: I'm bleeding here, I'll live my laugh Alba Bassa Jakes
- 33:36Speaker 2: and she's like wanting everybody else to be at that level,
- 33:40Speaker 2: and it's like they can't even come close. But I
- 33:43Speaker 2: also thought, you guys, you've been on reality television long enough,
- 33:46Speaker 2: or at least some of you players, it's only a
- 33:50Speaker 2: matter of time. And if they would have just shut
- 33:52Speaker 2: up about it. Look at where we are this season
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- 42:10Speaker 3: Now that we're talking about, like the reality part of
- 42:13Speaker 3: it and everything. I am surprised that Sheena and Brock
- 42:16Speaker 3: aren't on it. They would have been such a better
- 42:19Speaker 3: fit for all of this than fucking Schwartz. Like Schwartz
- 42:24Speaker 3: just comes in and makes like has a girlfriend with
- 42:28Speaker 3: sunglasses and then makes weird sex jokes that we're all confused.
- 42:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I know he's like and then yeah, he's kind
- 42:36Speaker 2: of like the quirky neighbor. You know, he just kind
- 42:38Speaker 2: of comes over and leaves. He's just sort of like
- 42:40Speaker 2: a friend of that's I think we just need to
- 42:42Speaker 2: treat him like that. I don't mind him being there
- 42:46Speaker 2: just for that.
- 42:47Speaker 3: But but like she's growing through some real shit, you know, that's.
- 42:51Speaker 2: So she should I'm you know what for the sake
- 42:54Speaker 2: of like us appreciate, like loving Sheena for everything she's
- 42:57Speaker 2: done in the world of reality. It's probably best that
- 43:01Speaker 2: she and Brock are not on television because of him.
- 43:04Speaker 3: Oh, it's absolutely best for her. I'm talking about me Amy.
- 43:10Speaker 3: I don't want to hear about his sex dream of Lalla.
- 43:14Speaker 3: I would like to see Sheena scream at Brock. Yeah,
- 43:18Speaker 3: I know, so unreasonable.
- 43:20Speaker 2: You know what, you have a point, and it's not unreasonable,
- 43:24Speaker 2: thank you, But that is going to blow up at
- 43:26Speaker 2: some point, and it's and we're not going to be
- 43:28Speaker 2: able to see it. And now on their YouTube channel.
- 43:33Speaker 3: Or Summer Moon's account, we're growing live on Summer Moon's account.
- 43:39Speaker 2: That Sandobal unfollowed, Remember that he unfollowed Summer Moons. I
- 43:48Speaker 2: still didn't understand why Sheina was never on the Valley.
- 43:51Speaker 2: I feel like there was some major controversy and it's
- 43:54Speaker 2: like everything's broken there.
- 43:57Speaker 3: I guess it was maybe around the book coming out
- 43:59Speaker 3: or something like that.
- 44:01Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because Lala, Oh God, isn't it sad? Lala
- 44:04Speaker 2: and Sheina were so close and they're just they had
- 44:08Speaker 2: a huge falling out because of the book.
- 44:10Speaker 3: Another reason I would like Sheena on the show.
- 44:12Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she Nats was mad that Lala didn't like
- 44:18Speaker 2: post enough about that was one part of it, I remember.
- 44:24Speaker 3: Right, and but Laala was offended by something in the book. Whatever. Anyway,
- 44:30Speaker 3: that's just my my request. Maybe switch Sheena in for shorts.
- 44:36Speaker 2: That's how about. It's just how about Janet and Jason
- 44:40Speaker 2: switch that.
- 44:41Speaker 3: I need Janet. I need Janet on the show, especially
- 44:44Speaker 3: if Sheena comes back in in my fan fiction's okay, Jason,
- 44:50Speaker 3: I just want to look at and literally, oh my god.
- 44:55Speaker 3: And he's the voice of reason and I like, you know, it's.
- 44:59Speaker 2: Not really but because he's always backing up Janet and she's.
- 45:03Speaker 3: Wrong, but like, okay, but I mean when he's in
- 45:07Speaker 3: a room with the guys, I yeah, I just want
- 45:11Speaker 3: to look at it.
- 45:11Speaker 2: Yah, I know he's really cute. No, I agree, Keep Jason,
- 45:15Speaker 2: Keep Jason, bring on Gena. All right, we'll just recouple. Yeah,
- 45:21Speaker 2: like Love Island, We'll just do a recoupling. Okay. Well,
- 45:28Speaker 2: I'm just trying to see if there's anything else. La
- 45:31Speaker 2: La la la. Oh wait, how about the house When
- 45:35Speaker 2: they got to San Diego and they go to the
- 45:36Speaker 2: house and like looking, Jesse runs in there like Ramona Singer,
- 45:40Speaker 2: I'm like, bruh, get out.
- 45:43Speaker 3: Lala was not having it.
- 45:44Speaker 2: She that's right, she was firing on all cylinders this episode.
- 45:49Speaker 2: She stood up. She's like, she was like, I have
- 45:51Speaker 2: the energy or whatever, the stamina to like I got
- 45:54Speaker 2: energy today. I loved it because and I realized, oh,
- 45:57Speaker 2: it is Michelle's trip, Like what are you doing? Think?
- 46:00Speaker 2: I'm like Brett would never do something like that, like
- 46:04Speaker 2: take go and run for the best room. It's like,
- 46:08Speaker 2: you are so so narcissistic. And it's Michelle's trip. I
- 46:12Speaker 2: mean she organized it. What a douche. And he was serious.
- 46:15Speaker 2: He was serious.
- 46:17Speaker 3: And Lava was serious too. She would have slept in
- 46:19Speaker 3: that tub. Oh sure, if if if they if Lacy
- 46:23Speaker 3: and Jesse had come in there and and been like,
- 46:25Speaker 3: we're staying here, Falla been like, great, I'm gonna put
- 46:28Speaker 3: a match. I'll put a bunch of I'll make this
- 46:30Speaker 3: the fucking what's up soul ties in the tub right here.
- 46:34Speaker 3: I'll so much bedding in here and some pillows and
- 46:39Speaker 3: I'm just gonna sleep here.
- 46:41Speaker 2: Soult. Yes, oh my god, okay, oh yeah. Zach and
- 46:48Speaker 2: Janet they've like made up. But now Janet's like, I'm
- 46:53Speaker 2: planning your birthday and Zach's like step off, and Kristen's
- 46:56Speaker 2: like I'm mad, this is too much. So that's all.
- 46:59Speaker 2: That's whole thing's happening. Also, did you see a shout
- 47:03Speaker 2: out to Hollywood Toys and Costumes on Hollywood Boulevard.
- 47:07Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I loved that.
- 47:09Speaker 2: Love that. So Second City is like four doors down
- 47:12Speaker 2: from there or I'm sorry what used to be. Yeah,
- 47:16Speaker 2: but if you that place that they were in. Just
- 47:19Speaker 2: so you guys know, I have gotten probably like seventy
- 47:23Speaker 2: percent of my costumes for over the years. I don't
- 47:26Speaker 2: really do many videos anymore, but you know, for the
- 47:30Speaker 2: ten years that I did do it, you know, I
- 47:32Speaker 2: didn't get all my wigs there. There's a couple few
- 47:34Speaker 2: doors down that used to be a place called Hollywood Wigs,
- 47:38Speaker 2: and that's where I used to get all my stuff.
- 47:40Speaker 2: But I have gotten wigs there as well, and all
- 47:42Speaker 2: kinds of It's so great, it's great.
- 47:44Speaker 3: I love that place.
- 47:45Speaker 2: I would not bring my baby in there, I will say.
- 47:47Speaker 2: When she walked out when that stroller was on the
- 47:50Speaker 2: Hollywood Boulevard, I was like, oh God, get your baby
- 47:54Speaker 2: out of there. It's just so nasty. It's disgusting. No,
- 47:57Speaker 2: it's nasty. It's disgusting. Would Boulevards ever shine shine with
- 48:04Speaker 2: piss you? Yeah? Oh and Lazy has a problem with Janet,
- 48:13Speaker 2: which was fun That's what I think. Yeah, No, you're right.
- 48:17Speaker 2: I just wanted to say because that happened a long
- 48:19Speaker 2: time ago. But it was funny because she knew that
- 48:21Speaker 2: that was going to like get her in with that crowd. Yeah, like, oh, interesting,
- 48:27Speaker 2: that's a housewife move now.
- 48:29Speaker 3: Oh and Janet and her little talk and Janet was like,
- 48:33Speaker 3: I was like, fuck you, Janet. When Janet was like,
- 48:37Speaker 3: you're upset because all I said was that you threatened
- 48:40Speaker 3: legal action. Side eye, side I, side eye. I was
- 48:44Speaker 3: just like, Janet, stop, yeah.
- 48:48Speaker 2: And then she said I don't think it was exactly
- 48:54Speaker 2: like that, but sure if it came off offensive, I'm
- 48:59Speaker 2: to you, I'm I'm sorry. I just want to have
- 49:01Speaker 2: a good time and a good weekend. I was like, wow,
- 49:04Speaker 2: between her that statement and Danny on this episode, I
- 49:09Speaker 2: needed to take a jog. I was rebbed up. I
- 49:13Speaker 2: didn't though, but I needed to. You want to do
- 49:18Speaker 2: that now, okay, I'm be right back.
- 49:23Speaker 3: Oh.
- 49:23Speaker 2: When I did like that that, Lacey kept being like
- 49:26Speaker 2: Jesse can apologize, apologize for stepping into that, apologize for yelling,
- 49:31Speaker 2: and he's like, it's not my time yet, not right now.
- 49:36Speaker 1: Sorry.
- 49:36Speaker 3: But I think, yeah, I don't think Michelle and Jesse
- 49:41Speaker 3: worked the way Lacey and Jesse worked. That's why I
- 49:43Speaker 3: think like Lacey's gonna cut and run from Jesse, whereas
- 49:46Speaker 3: Michelle was just kind of like okay, okay for two
- 49:50Speaker 3: years and Lacey's was like fuck this. M I think.
- 49:55Speaker 2: I guess yeah, I don't know. Wait. Also, when Lacey's like,
- 50:01Speaker 2: you know you did a search on me and you
- 50:05Speaker 2: said that I auditioned for The Real Housewife seven times,
- 50:10Speaker 2: I was like, okay, that's news to me. And then oh,
- 50:15Speaker 2: and then when she was talking about how you know
- 50:19Speaker 2: her if you do google her, it's like her whole
- 50:23Speaker 2: thing comes up Baywatch, cheating, lying like awful, and that
- 50:28Speaker 2: David Hasselhoff and his wife like.
- 50:31Speaker 3: Blocked her well because they never said who from Baywatch?
- 50:36Speaker 3: And then yeah, I guess the wife was like, I
- 50:39Speaker 3: don't know who knows how that went down.
- 50:42Speaker 2: So, but was that rumor? Was that true? Was she
- 50:46Speaker 2: dating someone from Baywatch? Because that's what Sheena on the
- 50:49Speaker 2: phone said.
- 50:50Speaker 3: Well, all of this goes back to Sena. Yeah, that's
- 50:53Speaker 3: why I'm saying, like gets Sheena on the show.
- 50:56Speaker 2: Hello, I'm just gonna make phone appearances.
- 51:01Speaker 3: Yeah, not even video, like just not video calls, just
- 51:05Speaker 3: audio from Sina.
- 51:07Speaker 2: Just audio, just straight up like speaker phone, maybe even
- 51:11Speaker 2: like on a like an answering machine, just old school.
- 51:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 51:15Speaker 2: Hm, oh did you notice Lacy's Kathy Hilton hat?
- 51:21Speaker 3: I have it in my notes.
- 51:22Speaker 2: You do, Yeah, absolutely, it's really great. You a little bit.
- 51:28Speaker 3: The bucket that weird lamp hat.
- 51:31Speaker 2: Zach and Luke talk. Zach's like crying, he's a mess,
- 51:34Speaker 2: trying to give Luke, you know, some some basic like
- 51:38Speaker 2: new dad advice, and Luke just keep saying like he's
- 51:42Speaker 2: just not getting what he needs. And I was happy
- 51:46Speaker 2: that eventually Luke and Kristen did talk and he seems
- 51:51Speaker 2: to be doing a little bit better, Like when he
- 51:54Speaker 2: said to her when she wanted to go home, you know,
- 51:57Speaker 2: from dinner, and he's like, well, I mean, you know,
- 51:59Speaker 2: you're bodies just you know, responding you just had a
- 52:02Speaker 2: baby three months ago. And she's like, wait, what, like
- 52:05Speaker 2: are you saying that just because you're miked up. I was
- 52:07Speaker 2: like yes, Kristin, this is the bitch. We know, this
- 52:10Speaker 2: is the bitch. We know. Let's go. She's gonna question
- 52:16Speaker 2: like her baby day, like she's not gonna stop. She
- 52:19Speaker 2: will question when she needs to. She's gonna question, and
- 52:22Speaker 2: I love that about her.
- 52:23Speaker 3: I will say I feel a little bit bad in
- 52:27Speaker 3: this set for Kristen because I do feel like this
- 52:30Speaker 3: is a pushing Luke away, like she is testing him. Now.
- 52:33Speaker 3: Luke definitely has said some wrong things and deserves to
- 52:37Speaker 3: be tested. But I do think that Kristen's going back
- 52:40Speaker 3: to something that I haven't seen from her in a
- 52:42Speaker 3: long time, where she's like pushing people away that are
- 52:45Speaker 3: trying and they're trying to figure out like how to
- 52:49Speaker 3: be close to her. So I think the whole counseling
- 52:53Speaker 3: thing is gonna be good. I hope that you're off camera.
- 52:56Speaker 2: I can see what you're saying. I wouldn't have thought
- 52:59Speaker 2: that may be before, But when she did leave the
- 53:03Speaker 2: amusement park, I was kind of getting the vibe that
- 53:07Speaker 2: you're saying with Luke.
- 53:09Speaker 3: I don't see with everybody.
- 53:10Speaker 2: No no, no, Yeah. With Luke of course, yeah, But I'm
- 53:13Speaker 2: also like, I think, you know, she probably pushes harder
- 53:16Speaker 2: in that direction with him because he is just not
- 53:19Speaker 2: getting it. So it's almost like she's just got to
- 53:22Speaker 2: keep being like you don't even understand. Like the worst
- 53:25Speaker 2: place anyone would want to be when they are bleeding
- 53:29Speaker 2: out there, you know with a diaper on is a
- 53:33Speaker 2: fucking roller coaster park, right, Yeah, Like that is just
- 53:41Speaker 2: the worst. That's the worst. I would absolutely hate that
- 53:45Speaker 2: and I would want to leave immediately. And like the
- 53:48Speaker 2: whole postpartum thing, everything about it is just it's just awful,
- 53:52Speaker 2: which then gets me back to like nia with this
- 53:55Speaker 2: baby and Danny acting like that, It's like, guys, let's
- 53:58Speaker 2: just wrangle in ourselves for second and just consider what's
- 54:01Speaker 2: going on. But I do see what you're saying, like,
- 54:05Speaker 2: because we know Kristen so well, so it's like she's
- 54:07Speaker 2: kind of like picking up some of the little patterns
- 54:09Speaker 2: we had she had when she was younger, when she
- 54:11Speaker 2: was like we're seeing that in a different way. Yeah,
- 54:15Speaker 2: and like we don't want her to sabotage it or
- 54:17Speaker 2: make something bigger out of it, but I think she
- 54:20Speaker 2: would be the first person, I mean obviously we would
- 54:22Speaker 2: too to say, like everything she's feeling is so real
- 54:25Speaker 2: and it's not an excuse. Luke's just not getting it,
- 54:29Speaker 2: but it is a two way street at some point,
- 54:32Speaker 2: I agree.
- 54:34Speaker 3: And it's also watching Luke versus Danny, and Luke does
- 54:40Speaker 3: come off better in that, and so then I'm like, well,
- 54:43Speaker 3: Luke's trying and Danny's an idiot. So, Kristin, did you
- 54:49Speaker 3: see what I just saw? Like, now, look how great
- 54:52Speaker 3: Luke looks compared to me.
- 54:53Speaker 2: Yeah, when you compare it, yeah.
- 54:55Speaker 3: But then you think about the shit that Luke says
- 54:57Speaker 3: that like, and he's like constantly trying to like have
- 55:01Speaker 3: sex with Kristen and she's like, are you fucking kidding
- 55:04Speaker 3: me right now? And that I am like, Luke, shut.
- 55:09Speaker 2: Up, Yeah, shut up, buddy.
- 55:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 55:12Speaker 2: And then the jokes about like oh that was Danny.
- 55:16Speaker 2: That was Danny's jokes when when she was in the
- 55:19Speaker 2: amusement park and she's like, oh, I'm so excited, like
- 55:22Speaker 2: I get to go on a roller coaster with you,
- 55:23Speaker 2: I'm so excited to do this with you, and he
- 55:25Speaker 2: was like, uh, what's wrong with you? God? That hurt me,
- 55:30Speaker 2: like my soul. For her, it was like it was
- 55:34Speaker 2: almost like, you know, an authoritative figure speaking to a
- 55:40Speaker 2: very excited child and just smacking them down. I thought
- 55:44Speaker 2: that that was maybe one of the more emotionally abusive moments.
- 55:50Speaker 2: I you know, I mean I do see it like that,
- 55:52Speaker 2: I really do.
- 55:53Speaker 3: And he it has to talk to him like a
- 55:55Speaker 3: like a child and be like I am in the
- 55:58Speaker 3: moment now with you, and this is like it sounds
- 56:00Speaker 3: like like she has read a book about how to
- 56:04Speaker 3: talk and relate to your teen and she's going through
- 56:08Speaker 3: the steps to try and like talk to him. Yeah,
- 56:11Speaker 3: while he's having a moment.
- 56:12Speaker 2: With about my demeanor again, like I'm just excited, like
- 56:17Speaker 2: this is the old man that's coming out. I'm just like,
- 56:20Speaker 2: she is never without kids. That's why he doesn't Maybe
- 56:25Speaker 2: he doesn't see her, like he doesn't see the side
- 56:28Speaker 2: of her because she's losing her fucking mind because she
- 56:31Speaker 2: doesn't have a child on her boob or in her
- 56:33Speaker 2: care and she's a inside space right and she's like,
- 56:38Speaker 2: oh my god, I need to go a roller acros her,
- 56:40Speaker 2: like she's freaking out, and he's just like, you know.
- 56:45Speaker 3: I have I cannot wait for reunion because it's gonna
- 56:50Speaker 3: be really interesting to see Danny have to like stand
- 56:56Speaker 3: in all this and also Nia I it's not gonna
- 57:01Speaker 3: you know, she can't have his back on this. I
- 57:04Speaker 3: guess she'll say he got a bad at it, That's
- 57:06Speaker 3: what she'll say.
- 57:08Speaker 2: I'm just worried, though, you know, I don't. I don't
- 57:11Speaker 2: want them to like get divorced with all these kids
- 57:14Speaker 2: and it'd be so complicated. But I do predict, and
- 57:18Speaker 2: this is a good prediction, you know. And my hope
- 57:21Speaker 2: really is that maybe after this season, and it might
- 57:26Speaker 2: be too soon, but soon and shortly, within the next
- 57:30Speaker 2: five years, he will hit a rock bottom and he
- 57:32Speaker 2: will get sober and he'll see the air of his
- 57:34Speaker 2: ways and then he'll be like charismatic, I'm a new man, Danny,
- 57:38Speaker 2: and that will be annoying too, but it won't be
- 57:41Speaker 2: as toxic. Yeah, that's that's our hurb. All right, Well,
- 57:45Speaker 2: I think that's it for the Valley. I mean, I
- 57:47Speaker 2: think we really covered it in episode six and seven
- 57:50Speaker 2: four under four you know.
- 57:52Speaker 3: Six seven, We're so cool.
- 57:55Speaker 2: We're so cool, really great season, you know, happy to
- 58:00Speaker 2: happy to see all the toxicity. God, it's terrible. What
- 58:04Speaker 2: does that say about us? Thank you so much for
- 58:06Speaker 2: listening to you, guys.
- 58:08Speaker 3: Bye.
- 58:16Speaker 1: Drama, Darling, Drama, Darling drama, Darling