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Driving 120MPH On The Autobahn in Germany | Coffee With Kenny · Kenny Wallace Media

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  Happy Friday morning, everybody from Frankfurt, Germany.
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  You know what? I forgot to drink my coffee.
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  Let's start it all over again. Happy Friday morning, everybody
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  from Frankfurt, Germany. OK, little Germany for you.
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  Very surprised how much English there is.
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  I mean, English is everywhere. It's like they're making sure
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  that we understand, and that's really nice.
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  The airport, so contemporary, so nice.
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  Everybody has told me how beautiful Germany is.
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  I'm here to tell you, I'm here to debulge that it is beautiful.
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  Germany is beautiful. It's not raining.
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  Yay. OK, John is working the camera
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  now. The reason John's working the
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  camera is this. You see that Mercedes-Benz,
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  baby? We said give us the fastest car
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  you got and paid €750 for about two days.
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  So you know, it's a lot of money.
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  I said I got it. All right, so we're going to get
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  in the car. We don't know exactly what's
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  going to happen. They got speed limits here.
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  But we're on the outside of Frankfurt.
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  We're headed to Berlin. OK, That's where it all went
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  down. So we want to see it all and go
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  with me. All right, let me let me
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  interview John for a minute. How you doing, John?
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  Race fans? I'm rubbing off on him.
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  Hello, race fans. OK, John, I'm going to give it
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  back to you and OK, let's take a look at the car first.
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  Look at this, baby. How about the license plates,
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  huh? All right, what up?
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  There it is. But look.
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  But look, don't, don't. It's not all Formula One over
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  here. Let me show you something else.
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  Look at here. So there's a self, I mean, oh,
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  look at this. We've got some competition.
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  Oh, boy, look at this. Got a little oh, by the way, I
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  got to tell you a quick story. My daughter, Brittany Marie
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  Wallace, when she was a little kid, I buy my kids each a car
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  when they turn 16 because, you know, I worked hard for it.
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  So Brooke got her car. Brandy got her car.
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  Well, Brittany, come along. And Brittany's like, dad, I want
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  a BMWI said, how, how dare you, child?
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  We are a conservative family. We're very cheap.
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  The oldest sister, Brooke, she goes dad, she don't want a BMW
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  because it's a high end car. BMW.
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  Brittany Marie Wallace. So Brittany had no idea it was
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  an expensive car. So this is a BMW.
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  John, you ready? I'm ready.
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  All right, What are you doing this baby?
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  All right, first thing I got to tell you.
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  Did this thing start by itself? No.
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  Look at the paddle shifters on this.
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  You hear it when it starts? Yeah.
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  All right. The.
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  Have we figured out how to turn the radio down yet?
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  Charlie's going to get mad at me.
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  It's one of these Germans. Oh, right here.
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  No. There we go.
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  Oh, Charlie, Marlon, Charlie, he'll he'll Charlie will think
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  Germany will will penalize us. Of course, this will go up on
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  YouTube. Can't have any music in the
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  background, John, because it's supposedly illegal.
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  All right, here's what's crazy. This car is so nice.
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  I got my seat belt on by the way, so this little bitty thing
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  got paddle shifters. We got it on sport mode, so
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  reverse put my coffee in now you don't go out and start hauling
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  ass right away. All right, It don't work that
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  way here. I was a little disappointed.
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  You know, in my brain I'm like, oh, the autobahn, you know,
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  we're going to leave the airport as soon as we get on the
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  highway, we're just going to haul ass.
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  It don't work that way. So I'm sure you know, we're
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  we're probably I don't know, I don't do the climber thing.
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  They tried teaching me that school and I didn't pay
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  attention. But we're going to get on the
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  highway and you're just going to be, as they say, you're going to
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  be looking live like old Brent Musburger would say, you're too
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  young for that. But old Brent Musburger, he'd
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  say you're looking live. The Saint Louis Cardinals and
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  the Pittsburgh Steelers. All right, I got it in reverse.
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  I'm a I'm not a truck driver. I don't look in my mirrors.
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  I like like I look like old Dale Earnhardt, Senior said.
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  He said, boy, don't listen to your spotters, clear yourself.
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  Nowadays with the cocoons, you know the head, you know the Hans
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  of ice, everything. You're in their car like that.
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  You got all the mirrors. But Earnhardt always impressed
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  that to me. Boy, clear yourself.
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  And but now, now you really need a spotter because like I said,
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  the Hans and the cocoon, I mean, the mirrors are everything.
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  Don't get me wrong, you know, But I'll never forget one year I
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  was coming off at turn 4. Philbert Martasi was my spotter.
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  He's like clear and my dumb ass trusted him.
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  Randy Lajoy, which I mean, just grab my bumper.
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  I said turn. Slight, right?
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  Well, I know that Lady, she said turn slight, right.
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  OK, John, let's show them what we're up to here.
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  No speed limit. What is it?
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  No. Speed limit.
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  Speed limit right there. No speed limit?
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  No, there's a there's a speed limit up there.
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  I'm wide open. I'm going to get in the left
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  hand lane, but we got a speed limit up here.
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  So John, we'll show them what speed limit means.
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  OK, everybody. So we can't edit this thing up.
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  John, Show them what? OK, What's this mean?
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  120 kilometers? How many mph is that?
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  It's about 75, so we have to go 70.
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  We have to go 75 mph. We will get this video to 8
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  minutes and here's why. Oh, I got somebody on my ass.
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  Ain't going to happen, bub. John says.
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  John, tell them about well, I'll tell you because John, well
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  John, they can hear you. Tell them about the left and
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  right hand lane. I went to pull out and pass
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  somebody. John's like, no.
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  Never pass on the right, only pass on the left.
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  They'll. Run you over.
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  Show them the tractor trailers, John.
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  Show them. Hold on.
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  Let's let's show you everybody. Can you see the tractor trailers
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  in the riding lane? John, tell about the tractor
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  trailers. Well, they got speed limits on
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  the tractor trailers and if they're restricted from the left
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  lane they will not. Move over.
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  No matter how bad the traffic is, they'll stay in the right
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  lane. So tractor trailers have to stay
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  in the right hand lane. You hear that?
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  You hear that Tractor trailers in Germany, it's the law.
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  Look at them. They're still in the right hand
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  lane. John, make sure everybody sees
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  this. Hold on.
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  We're not going to end right yet.
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  I want you all to see this, see every tractor trailer in the
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  right hand lane. That's because they're they're a
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  tractor trailer. OK, I'm being a little bit of a
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  smart ass, but if you're a tractor trailer, that means
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  you're carrying a heavy good. You cannot go as fast as a car.
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  You see this? All the tractor trailers in the
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  right hand lane. If you get in the left hand
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  lane, you get a ticket. Illegal.
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  Well, John, I guess we're not going to.
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  I guess we're not going to get a no speed limit here.
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  Hey, show them off. Fart.
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  That means exit fart. OK, so this this thing is here
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  all the time. See that 120 up there.
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  So if we can get one, if we can get one where there's, you know,
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  clear sign X, I'm going to air it out.
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  Oh, look at this guy in front of us.
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  Hey, Dale Junior, her June bug. Oh, look, see.
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  See, people. He pulled out of the way.
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  What am I going, 180? What's that?
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  180 kilometers, 120? I know you think I'd get a
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  ticket. I don't know.
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  I was going 180 kilometers right there.
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  Show me that sign right there. Boots, Buck.
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  Boots Buck. OK everybody that is coffee with
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  Kenny. I hope you enjoyed it.
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  That's 9 minutes long. I felt like it was 10 seconds
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  long and Charlie, we'll have to do another video.
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  We'll do another one as soon as we see there's no speed limit.
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  But as of right now, I just de bolted it.
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  There is a speed limit in Germany, however, the autobahns
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  are famous. We are on an autobahn, but
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  there's a speed limit all right, but what?
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  There's still a speed limit up here, so all right, we got a bad
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  ass car, we're ready to air it out and they just won't let us
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  yet. We're headed to Berlin.
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  See y'all later.