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#324 We Don't SPANGLISH the Same with Mala Muñoz and Stevona Delgado · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  One up in good morning. Welcome back to another episode of that We Don't
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  Smoke the Same podcast. Thank you so much for patiently waiting, and sorry
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  for being fashionably late. Uh. You know, however, though, I
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  managed to show up on time today like I always do. You know,
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  I have to open the door rays usually here before me. A professional.
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  That is exactly what it is. The word is called. And you know,
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  especially because we keep getting banned every now and then from different places,
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  we try to make this a more feasible place for you guys. So therefore,
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  I just wanted to I just wanted the fans to know that I respect
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  you guys. You know what I mean. I appreciate you guys. This
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  is why my merch sells out, because motherfucker' say, like I want a
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  little bit more of his own. He makes, he gives us a little
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  bit more of him. We gotta give him a little bit more of of
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  us. Just very much like our guests here today, you know what I'm
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  saying. They showed up here that we're outside. I was like, hey,
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  that doesn't sound like the normal exaber female voice. I was like this,
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  this, this, this, These are real females, bro. So
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  that's what what is it fresh from the laugh Factory? You know what I
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  mean? You were on the on the same spanglish show, if I'm not
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  mistaken. Yes, yep, I saw you. You did great. Up.
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  That was my first time, well first time meeting you, but first
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  time actually like seeing your comedy and stuff. And it was a great show,
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  by the way. Shout out to Paul Rodriguez and John Stits, and
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  shout out to everybody who was there, all the comics. But let's give
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  it up for Mala Munos. Thank you, Thank you for having me pleasure
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  to be here. Yeah, and I'm sorry if I seemed out of it
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  that day because I was just so nervous I almost busted an eight mile in
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  the bathroom. You were great, Thank you your first time playing the lat
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  Factory. It wasn't my first time doing it. But I also had not
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  that I had taken a purpose, like a break on purpose, but like
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  with being so busy, like I'm on the Green Thumb Show three other days
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  a week, and then I got to do this show. Then we're being
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  filming a high and hungry season like Bog with Ray. So we've been doing
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  so many different things that it's like it's not that you find yourself. You're
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  like, fuck, I don't want to disrespect something I love by just giving
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  it a half ass fucking performance, so I'd rather just stay away with it
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  too. I'm ready, you know what I mean? That's two. I
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  wanted to do it, and sure enough, I didn't know how nerve racking
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  that was gonna be, considering he had been a while. But it was
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  very well received and the crowd there was fucking awesome, and got to see
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  Paul fucking murdering. I'm like that motherfucker still. Every time I see him,
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  I just think of like him on the payphone and Paully the movie.
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  He was like, there's fucking rats everywhere there's going Do you remember that ship?
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  He was a snitch and Paully at the taco stand? Oh what the
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  hell he was? That was him? Yes, that was that was him.
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  By the way, Stevana del Gallo, everybody, welcome back fresh off
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  the laugh factory too. Thanks to my girl Mala. She hooked it up,
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  told him a last well you did it last week, right, yeah,
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  last week? And same with you. I mean, I've seen Paul
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  roger is and I was just like, what the fuck First off, I
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  said, what the fuck because the pick, the picture that they put on
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  him on the flyer is like from twenty years ago, so I didn't really
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  know who he was. And when he looks like Rocky Hunt a little bit
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  like he looks like yeah, yeah, with a little he even as a
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  hate Yeah, he looks like he's gonna go flip the time. But when
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  I see him, I'm like, no fucking way that's him. I'm like,
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  he's gonna look like he's twenty years younger. In the thing. I'm
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  like, we put the wrong picture. He's a hottie in his old picture.
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  And yes, I see why he sticks to those pictures. He looks
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  like his son, you know, he's he has that. He has that
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  safe look for Hollywood, even in the nineties, where that's why he's he
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  was like a go to guy because it's like, don't get me wrong,
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  George Lopez gets hired everywhere, but he's not the best looking dude, you
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  know what I mean? Yeah, bonus, like you know what I'm saying.
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  So for George, that's why he's so funny though, because he was
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  ugly probably most of his life. If you're fat or ugly by default.
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  You have to be funny, like you have no other choice. You gotta
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  work, you gotta Jonah Hillett, Yeah, you gotta work on that personality.
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  There's a comic who has no in this fool Chris Astrata series. Frankie
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  kje Is. His character tells Chris Astrata, He's like, you got James
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  Edward James almost face. Yes, that is a real thing. That's what
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  George Lopez has. It's Edward James almost face. I had an uncle who
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  used to have that, and I was like, how are you still a
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  player? Like just like he used he used to have that fucking that look
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  from that like that dude from Grease, you know what I mean, that
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  crater face. No. Yeah, yeah, like he was like the hot
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  guy like you know, And I'm like, yo, I was like,
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  these look like fucking you know when the Mummy and the Mummy returns when he's
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  like almost done, but he still has his little holes on the side.
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  Yeah, it kind of looks like a very micro version of that. And
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  I'm just like, yo, man, that acte can get really bad,
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  but oh yeah, some men can pull the acne off. I'll give him
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  that. So, like Foo's in bands, they can be kind of hot
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  like Foos from Grease. Yeah, it makes you look kind of dangerous if
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  you if you gotta like have confidence within though to like you gotta like if
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  you're confident, we could look over the acne, I can look past the
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  craters and into your soul. We cannot wear our glasses and just be blurry
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  and just think he has smooth skin. Yeah, but I also feel like
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  men don't have to be good looking, like men can be ugly, Yeah,
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  because he could be ugly and funny, and you can still be ugly
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  and like lie and like sexy, like I don't know how as long as
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  you have a job, you gotta as long as you have a job,
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  every car, you have a monthly paycheck, you have a place to live.
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  That's an LA. That's an LA triple threat right there. That's like
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  yeah package. I would say back in the day, I used to like
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  when I would date guys, I was looking like, you know, obviously
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  men that were like fit and good looking. And now I'm like, are
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  you financially fit? Yeah, it doesn't even care about physical just like financially
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  no, no warrants, that's my lines. Yeah, no, warrants,
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  No bench warrants I have. I think I scored because my boyfriend looks like
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  he looks like he'd be a troublemaker, but he's not. He's a total
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  opposite. So it's a gift in the curse. I have that look too.
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  Yeah, that's the best. That's the best. That's the best.
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  Don't go for the bad guys. Just go for the guys that look like
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  that. A guy that looks good in the panelton too and a shirt from
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  Disneyland, you know what. Absolutely, a guy that looks good in the
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  streets but knows how to dress for court one hundred percent, like with the
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  full on suit, like you know what I mean, like not like just
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  I got these doctors on. You know. Yeah. I always loved like
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  I feel like I used to. I used to take Chicano studies classes at
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  eLAC. I took him Attissa and Let's Go. And there were always these
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  like these really cute, like swagged out Cholipos who were like in class because
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  they like love to learn, and they were so nerdy and they were the
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  woke ones. Yes, they were so nerdy. And those are the kinds
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  that I like. I love like a woke cholo who like goes to the
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  sweat lodge and like is gluten free and like praise to like the higher spirit,
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  you know what I mean. He's liked colonial. I think mister Caponi
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  is kind of like that, you know what I mean, Like that's what
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  I love. Is that the one with the podcast or is he the one
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  in the movies? I'm sorry, yeah, but they're like cousins almost,
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  they're the same. Like one of them's like Iranian, right, he's half
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  he's half Indians. So like everybody's like he's a call lanizer. I'm like,
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  no, he's not. He's appreciative. Like he didn't call itize.
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  He's just appreciative. It's cool. He got the past. Yeah, he
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  didn't black face it for us, bro, he just he was like,
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  yo, man, I'll dress like you foos too. Yeah, yeah,
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  no, you like those guys. This reminds me actually, like there's a
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  lot of Armenian like Cholos, Like they look like straight Cholios, but they're
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  Armenians. Armenians look like Foosia from the part of Mexico that have like blue
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  eyes and canelo skin, you know what I mean. Like because yeah,
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  but they're a little bit darker when they shave their head. I just they
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  just look like essays, yes they Yeah, Armenians are hot because you know,
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  if you fuck up and have a kid with them, they're not gonna
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  go bald. No, there's plenty of hair or or No. I've seen
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  some bald Arminians where they have like they're balding from the top, but they
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  have hair everywhere else. No. Wow, did you just you wash your
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  mouth with like those sekis this morning? I saw the bottle black? Yeah,
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  why did you bother even show up, Exaber because we thought just my
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  job. We it's not outfit. I your off. That's not gonna help
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  you. I know my outfit is nice. Bro. My girl told me
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  when I bought it, I had all you had the opinion. I was
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  like, all right, now that's just that's just your relevant Exauber, explain
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  yourself, dog, Yeah you need to come up with another compliment. Yeah,
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  yeah, we need we want an explanation. We'll beyond that early.
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  So I on the mic, Exabers, you're forgetting drop. I literally want
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  to go look at some apartments in Long Beach. Stop the fear in your
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  eyes right now. Application so we thought we haven't got it. But you
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  know how you celebrate? You were you guys celebrating. You celebrated that you
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  were supposed to buy though you celebrated submitting an application. Bro, is that
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  what you're telling me? First? They took it in. They believe that
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  that social Have you guys even married yet? No? He does not have
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  a girlfriend. No, it's a guy. It's a boyfriend. So fair.
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  Just I saw that you you busted up what is its mo? And
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  left him out the picture. You cut him off right before. I was
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  like, I don't want the world to see my book him only for a
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  second. He was like yeah, like did you see that? Though I
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  was like, yo, get it. He's better looking than you. So
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  how was you guys show? Because I wasn't there? Yea factory it was
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  great. You wanted to the last factory last week? Crushed it? Yeah
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  a lot. Last Factory is such good energy. I will say I loved
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  it. I'm just like as a comic, I struggle because I just hate
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  corporate, like the corporate world, because I think, like I'm like,
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  damn, I hate that, but we have to be cleaner. No,
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  I just hate that. Like my friend like it's like they come, they
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  pay for parking, they pay for a ticket, then they have to buy
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  two drinks inside. You don't know about that parking lot that's free. No,
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  somebody told me about that, and it's like right there, don't say
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  it. I'm not gonna say it on there, but it's like but literally
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  somebody told me. It's like it's right there, and I was like,
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  what the fuck. I'm like, I just paid ten dollars, bro like
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  yeah, and I just I don't know. Sometimes I'm like, fuck,
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  I don't want to ask, like my friends and family, and then like
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  it's like an hour and a half for like all my friends and family,
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  Like luckily they came still. But but then I'm like, these people will
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  will come and they want to spend money because they'll they'll see all my other
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  shows, but they'll come to the one that's at the laugh Factory. Why
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  because it's the laugh factors. I'm like, I'm trying to say people are
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  schmeny, but y'all just want to s bench many so wow because they I
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  don't know. I feel like when people come out that you actually know to
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  come see you actually do comedy, Like if it's like a rebbitive or something
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  like that. Like they're like, I haven't really found a way to support
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  you another way that I can't, Like my cousins are not buying my merch.
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  It's these guys, you know what I mean. Like it's the it's
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  the viewers that are buying high and hungry. Like I might give a cousin
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  a candle or a shirt every now and then and that's how they have one.
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  But there's these people that are doing it and they haven't been supporting you
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  all their lives. So like I've been imagining family maybe looks at it that
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  same way where it's like funk, Like last time I bought a chocolate from
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  this fool was like when he was on a school fundraiser. You know what's
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  been one of your shows? But now when I was doing music, that's
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  the last thing I ever invited her to. I think she hasn't seen any
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  of my comedy. No, she has not. My mom comes to all
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  my shows, and I'm like, you know what I'm gonna say, Yeah
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  she knows, Yeah she don't. I don't think of my mom like she
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  she's very spanglish, but she understands, like she understands it bro, Like
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  you know what I mean, Like she understands it one hundred because you know
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  she she watches movies, you know what I'm saying. Like, I'm like,
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  I know you were just watching this like not and I'm the HAPs and
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  my parents gone and they literally looked at me. Yeah, I'll roll you
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  one. Don't try. Okay, thank you. I'm sorry. I didn't
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  even pass it to you the whole fucking time. You know, we're okay,
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  yeah this see we would have had more time to repair it. But
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  you know, some of our some of the people are our faculty, shows
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  up late. Okay, we're free balling it if they very you have my
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  dream job, You have my dream job. It's you live my life.
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  Just do whatever you want. You do. You walk dogs, and you
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  you do your face makeups and it's like thirty minutes and you're one of those
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  face makeup girls. I have no reason to do makeup. But I'm watching
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  fucking Vanna. What her fucking she don't even just call her cibana. Oh.
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  I was like, I dropped some tips in there. I dropped some
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  tips. Yeah, I saw like shampoo and all that stuff and like skincare.
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  So I just be used and like, but I just feel like you'd
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  be living the life Xavier, like you just gotta like not skinny taste,
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  like you just like that. That's just like we look. That's called ignoring
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  your your priorities. Like literally, like he's Exavier, I don't think it's
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  I don't think he looks in his like living life. He's just like I'm
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  just not gonna care anymore. Yeah, I know, like he's like,
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  I don't care if it's got the same life, but in different like levels.
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  Trust me, someone wants your life. Who one of your followers wakes
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  up every day to go to McDonald's and they say, this bitch makes bake
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  up every day. She makes people laugh. So as much as you said
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  I want your life, someone wants your life. There are some later comics
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  out there hating Yeah's life. They don't know my ros struggle and her talent.
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  Yeah, but we all God those it's like you have enough, You
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  have enough going on that like they make somebody envious, Like I ain't gonna
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  lie. Like those people out there that wake up and want your life are
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  really the fun out there. And it's like even it's unintentionally because that ship
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  was a very hard thing for me to grasp because I would be very out
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  there all the time and like fucking around every event. But then I was
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  like, not everybody wants to shake your hand to be friends, bro,
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  somebody shaking hand with a knife behind them, you know what I mean.
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  I've had somebody tell me that that they're there. They were like very sincere.
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  They were like, I want and this person is like a listener of
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  my podcast and like I had a conversation with her one day and she was
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  like I have to be honest with you. She's like, I can't help
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  bit, but I'm harboring some feelings of jealousy towards you because of just the
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  things that you're doing with your life. And it was so crazy to hear
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  that and for someone to just straight up at least they told me yeah.
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  But it confirmed things right, like yeah, these are there was animosity there
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  before. No, I had never even met this person before and she was
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  a listener, and then it just came about that we had like a zoom
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  conversation and she like just shared that and I was like, Okay, yeah,
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  this is real, this whole jealousy thing. But people don't always articulate
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  that right. Yeah, Like I I didn't start um like I ain't gonna
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  lie. I think it really took. It took um. It took hearing
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  it from somebody that I trusted to tell me, like you know, and
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  you know, I even had to go to the higher power. Like when
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  when did it you look clue as fun? You look like somebody like I
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  can't even look at you, like, don't asking you like how long did
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  you've been working for a very long time? When did it hit you that
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  you're working for a fucking be real hypers? Like when were you like,
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  holy shit, well when people started believing that he's my dad? Yeah,
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  like that's like, yeah, that's that's that's how I'm like, all right,
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  that's gonna fly. Let's just keep let's let's keep that going. Can
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  I tell you guys what I struggle with? Yeah, like leveling up in
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  life and feeling bad for others, empathy, being too empathetic? Are you
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  now? He says, like some people want my life like or like I
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  feel like I get a big amount of money or something for like an opportunity
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  extra got it? Okay, I get like a big amount of money or
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  a bigger opportunity and everyone's just like congratulating me, and I'm like, thanks,
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  thanks that i'd been like I feel bad because like I don't know survivor's
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  guilt type ship almost yeah, yeah, like I'm making it happen, but
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  others are like struggling, and I'm sometimes I'm like, what are you Is
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  that just when success kind of happens or are you just normally like an empathetic
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  person, because like me, like I wonder where that comes from, and
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  like I'm like a big crier, Like I fucking cry if I see a
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  two sentimental commercial, I'll like the should fucking hit, Like if I see
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  something, I'm like like I hate that about me, but that allows me
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  to be empathetic towards others where it's like I really should tell Jay to go
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  home. But we've been friends for a long time. You know what I'm
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  asking me yesterday And I'm not gonna say what it was about what he said,
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  Like what I just found out made me cry. I found this same
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  thing he did, and I was pissed that I didn't cry because it was
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  it was heartbreaking, like it was it's something that we found out about and
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  I didn't take it like he didn't it bugs me, Like he goes didn't
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  that? And he has the time of his life. I get there,
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  I'm like, fuck this place. I would say, you're not feeling emotions.
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  Why he feels emotional? Yeah, it's called balance, bro, you're
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  supposed to. I was gonna say, I think it sucked a dopamine out
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  here year and I hope that when I showed that's why you leave her.
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  Dopamine has stupid. But this literally he will open up a Pokemon card and
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  if he gets the card he wants, you should see his face just like
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  bubbles. Like I'm like that. And that's why you have so much in
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  your life because you just vibrate at this like certain level that brings in like
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  a track, like right, you're always happy, so you bring in like
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  more opportunities, more positive people, and like, you know, just a
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  lot more. Whereas someone that's like always stressed and it's like worried and kind
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  of has like a neggat if effect. They're always like one after another,
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  like they have like bad luck. You know, I feel you on that.
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  I mean, don't getting wrong. I have like there's there's like he
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  knows when I'm angry and when I'm stressed. Like it's like like just as
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  hard as I go when I'm happy, that's hard and fucking go when I'm
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  like that's stressed. Though, it's like you know what I mean, It's
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  like it's it's definitely it's definitely a balance, you know what I mean.
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  But it's like, I feel like you have to. I can't believe you
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  don't feel emotions like that. Bro, are you are you sad? No?
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  No? No, it's talking about it. What's going on? I
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  have emotions, but not the way he like, dude, it sounds weird,
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  but I've been to Disney with them and he'll seem fucking goofy and he's
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  just like lit so he's still in touch with his Yeah, and I look
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  at what's up dog, and I'll think, what's about to take a picture.
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  But but you can't expect to be the same though, like you could
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  still get help you, I know, but they're just like I'm telling you,
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  I give you like people like I make fun of you. But I'm
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  literally like a low kicking like, man, what the fuck? Why don't
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  it nothing? Make me like I'm hoping when I show up to DC,
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  yeah this week and I'm like it is my EDC like Zone, but like
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  when go to Disney, it's just like when I rolled out my first joint,
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  It's like Disney with Disney with him so happy. I mean, I
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  feel like he Zone has more like yes, I want to say, like
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  stability and balance in his life, where like you're gonna go to DC and
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  yeah, it's gonna feel good, but you have to think about like all
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  the drugs that you're because who the hell is gonna go to DC? And
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  I do agree. I agree with that. That goes through my mind all
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  the time, and I think that's the reason I stopped doing drugs because I
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  was like, this is becoming very unstable for me, where I don't like
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  feeling wasting two days later into my productivity because I love doing an eight ball,
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  So I'm just gonna cut cocaine out, you know what I mean.
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  So it's like I do agree with that, and I'm like I hated living
• 18:42
  that stress, so I don't know, like I maybe you need to cut
• 18:45
  some shit out, like if you have to think about it, it sounds
• 18:52
  when trying to connect with your inner child, like you miss that child like
• 18:56
  some wonder. No, she's just really be like that girl, So what
• 19:00
  makes you serious? Is there anything? Like? I'm like the only thing
• 19:07
  that like, when I do really good on the stage, I can I
• 19:08
  got off on stage and like that feels good. That feels good because he
• 19:14
  texted me when he got off stage. Yeah, how happy was that in
• 19:17
  that text? I've never seen him so happy. He was like, damn,
• 19:19
  he's never this nice to me. I was like, when you stop
• 19:22
  that, how you're chasing that high? But nothing can but you gotta because
• 19:26
  he wakes up at five am and starts drinking and makes like decisions that I
• 19:32
  give him instant dopamine and instant gratification. So yeah, nothing hits the same.
• 19:37
  But I know that's because I do this. I do that all the
• 19:38
  time. I really feel like that is the That is one of the things
• 19:42
  that comics talk about, like nothing feels as good as like fucking killing it.
• 19:47
  And they're boring that roaring laughter. I think it's more of a I
• 19:52
  think it's more of a building replace when you do a new joke and they
• 19:56
  laugh. That's how I felt. I know that's you and tell an Xavier
• 20:00
  gets shy because he laughed so that he puts his head down. This joke.
• 20:04
  They laugh and he goes, oh he does do that, yo,
• 20:08
  he fucking does. Like, why did every was he gonna say joke your
• 20:15
  bash? It's like he said, no, he's your bash. Next joke.
• 20:18
  That's what it is. Yeah, bashful that I believe they laugh.
• 20:22
  I would be honest with you when I say that, may laugh Like he
• 20:25
  was like fun yeah no, but he killed he kept how was the show?
• 20:30
  Like? Bro though he had a great show. Did you have a
• 20:32
  good time? Oh? Yeah, I I had fun. I enjoyed my
• 20:36
  set. I was happy with my set. I was im I like performed
• 20:40
  there like three weeks ago, and the first time I performed there it was
• 20:44
  like, no complaints, best set I've ever done. Probably the next couple
• 20:49
  of weeks, I've gone back two more times and it's been mixed. Like
• 20:55
  I've been happy with my performance, but it wasn't as like on ten as
• 20:59
  the first twin. Were you doing your set or new shit? I've been
• 21:02
  trying to mix in new staff on the other ones, right, Yeah,
• 21:04
  I don't have like a straight up like show set that I do the same
• 21:10
  every time. I always change it. Is that consider like a set or
• 21:12
  an that because I remember like like like one thing he told me, it
• 21:18
  was like you got a great act, yeah, and I was I didn't
• 21:19
  know whether. I was like is that just what you called it before?
• 21:22
  Because I'm like, oh, I was like, yeah, like that you
• 21:25
  do on stage. But you know, now an act has perceived this like
• 21:27
  it's routine, right, like Carrot Top has an act. Yeah. Yes,
• 21:32
  And I was gonna say headliners I've been in been perfected over years and
• 21:37
  years. I've been in comedy for like three or four years. Obviously,
• 21:40
  like on and off, this is like the most consistent I've been for a
• 21:44
  while. But it took me, like I barely now have a solid like
• 21:47
  ten to fifteen minutes that like I have literally from jokes in the beginning and
• 21:52
  now I'm like I stick to that set like I haven't when I have like
• 21:53
  huge shows. Then I'm like, Okay, no, I'm gonna say this.
• 21:56
  I know I'm gonna say that. But it took me, like because
• 21:59
  I always felt like I have to come up with new stuff, especially when
• 22:00
  you're new in comedy, You're like, I need new things. I need
• 22:03
  it has to be relevant, it has to be relevant. Everybody's heard this
• 22:06
  already, and if you see someone that was at the mic you were at
• 22:07
  last last night. Oh yeah, honestly. And it's like, nah,
• 22:11
  it's like this is repetition. It's saying the same thing over and over until
• 22:15
  you can like recite it backwards. And you know that thing's just easily like
• 22:18
  hit. That's why I'd be trying to go to open mics that be far
• 22:21
  as fun. I'd be like, yo, what's the open mics in West
• 22:22
  Covina? You know what I mean. I'd be like, yo, it
• 22:26
  as far as buck. I'd be like just going like I'm like, I
• 22:27
  know, I know, I'm not gonna run into anybody out there. It's
• 22:30
  compared to like if I go to like one of the twenty in melrows on
• 22:33
  right. We ain't never seen you around, no, but we probably.
• 22:37
  We go to Chatterbox all the time. Yeah yeah, we host sometimes the
• 22:41
  Thursday open mic on the Sunday. You guys should chot regulars. It's the
• 22:45
  best open mic in the county. Is actually for I've seen the stories.
• 22:51
  It's pretty and everybody gets up, everybody gets everybody gets up. You only
• 22:56
  get three minutes, but it's the best three minutes because it's a bar,
• 22:57
  because and all the commons there are, they all pay attentions packed out every
• 23:02
  Thursday. The customers pay attention. People will literally go to watch, like
• 23:06
  for Comedy Unite and it's it's just so fun. It's a mainly Latino room,
• 23:08
  but everybody's welcome. Everybody comes a good time because we need to go
• 23:12
  by fast. Yeah, one of those less comics. Sometimes they give you
• 23:17
  like four minutes, but everybody gets up, Like the mic starts at eight
• 23:21
  o'clock, but they'll go until eleven eleven thirty. They'll go until the last
• 23:25
  comic gets their time. And you can really tell how much work people do
• 23:29
  in three minutes because you only have three minutes. So it's like how many
• 23:32
  punchlines can you get in versus you can tell when someone's new because it takes
• 23:36
  them three minutes to get to the punchline, yeah, or two minutes,
• 23:38
  so it's like, you know, too long. Shout out and Steve Hernandez
• 23:41
  and the team. If you do good at the Chatterbox open mic, you
• 23:45
  go like and you do good several times, then they'll book you for the
• 23:48
  Sunday show. That's like, how that's a legit show? You know what
• 23:51
  places? You know what place was cool like that that. But the last
• 23:53
  time I was going in and out of there was the Comedy Chateau until I
• 23:56
  made fun of the owner, and then I used to stop book giving me
• 23:59
  no, oh, he's you can make fun of Steve. Steve. Is
• 24:02
  that the guy that still looks like squints, like the guy from the Sundlot.
• 24:07
  He had like these old school glasses, looks like Stromboli from Pinocchio.
• 24:11
  Okay, then it might it might. Maybe it was the manager at the
• 24:14
  time or whoever it was, But I just know he did not like it
• 24:17
  yet I'm talking about i'd kind of weird. Yeah, he didn't like he
• 24:22
  didn't like the fact that he was the butt of the joke before. Yeah,
• 24:26
  that's he. I think he's. I think that's the same guy that
• 24:29
  sometimes we'll go up there with a fucking guitar and he's yeah at the Chateau.
• 24:33
  Yeah, at the Chateau. I mean, I like a cool venue.
• 24:34
  I funk with that venue. It looks cool. It's a castle.
• 24:37
  Yeah, yeah, I feel like royalty walking in. People keep telling me
• 24:41
  not to go there. I don't. I don't just because it's like weird
• 24:44
  out, the weird out the way they're like, don't go there. They're
• 24:45
  like, it's a weird place. I funk with it. They had me
• 24:48
  in there, coming in a couple of Is it the comedy Chateau it's haunted.
• 24:53
  Oh no, no, no, I'll talk about the comedy Chateau.
• 24:57
  It's the one that's right next to the key of dealer Queen Mary. Yeah,
• 25:02
  this one's right next to the keya dealership. Did the castle next to
• 25:04
  them? Dude? Yeah, but you guys would love it. And then
• 25:10
  plus it's like from a certain so it stops like at ten thirty or eleven,
• 25:12
  so like you're not going to be out late. Have you been to
• 25:15
  that? Have you been to this open mic that's in the valley. I'm
• 25:17
  definitely gonna stop by now for sure, Like the next time you guys have
• 25:18
  it up, I'll stop by every Thursday, every Thursday. Yeah, but
• 25:22
  we'll tell you. I'll tell you guys when I when we when we host
• 25:25
  that way, because since you guys are coming a long way obviously because we
• 25:27
  do show, we should do a show Thursday to seven to night, So
• 25:30
  we'll probably just be arranged and then just head over there. Yeah. It's
• 25:33
  fun, it's a good it's like that mic is like better than a lot
• 25:36
  of shows that I've been to, and it's like good comedians go to.
• 25:38
  It's not like shitty. It's like shitty commun me and him. At one
• 25:41
  point we try to do this open my Ship and we run on nap,
• 25:45
  run on nap, and then we fucking signed up. God damn. Now
• 25:49
  you know how my my jokes are. I'm very not left this and I
• 25:53
  have fat people jokes people on stay on the crowd and he was like,
• 25:57
  you're gonna do your fat person joke. I'm like, I don't, shouldn't
• 26:00
  do it. There was like fat bitches in the crowd, bro, like
• 26:02
  I'm talking about like but they were like pro Lizzo fat where it's like,
• 26:07
  yeah, we have cholesterol, so what we're hot. You show up to
• 26:11
  the show and they think we're a gay couple. Well it was a gay
• 26:14
  room though we didn't know. Though I wouldn't say the top round like yo,
• 26:22
  like we went it's a hyperion the hyperiod down. Yeah, that's the
• 26:30
  one. I just did a show at the Larry Ky Period. Okay.
• 26:33
  Apparently we went there on gay Night or something like that, and we were
• 26:34
  just I think I think it's gay night every night there. Basically it's the
• 26:41
  It's but I mean, I love that venue, but look like that's like
• 26:44
  artsy fartsy, like gentrifier. They did not like my homeless joke like suburban.
• 26:51
  Yeah, but don't go there there from the quass, that's not your
• 26:53
  crowd. That's the thing you want to go where you're gonna get laughs,
• 26:56
  and that's just not your crowd. Chatterbox looks stup like we tried. We
• 27:02
  going open mics and there's certain ones though that like but it's like she's right,
• 27:04
  you have to really choose your crowd. Like there's like there's one open
• 27:07
  mic that I'm for sure. I'm like, I'm always going to have a
• 27:10
  good time. And I know it's some of it's like our majority of its
• 27:11
  other comics, but they fuck with each other. That the one in the
• 27:14
  house clubby the valley, well they have they sometimes have a stage over the
• 27:18
  pool. That'sh it's cool. I also think it's good. It's a good
• 27:22
  it's good practice as a comic and with your writing to learn your room and
• 27:26
  to be able to play any room and to be able to adjust so that
• 27:30
  you do get laughs even if it's not your exact audience. Like I could
• 27:34
  do the lyric hyperion and do like musical theater nerd shit and they're gonna love
• 27:41
  it. Right, But then I can go to the Chatterbox and talk about
• 27:44
  tits and ass and dick and Mexican stuff whatever and politics and politics and nerd
• 27:52
  shit, and like I would, we were fucking scatting and yodeling on stage
• 27:56
  at the Chatterbox, you know what I mean? Like you can do it.
• 28:00
  Yeah, yeah, we do. We co host together event so if
• 28:04
  you guys ever want to book us to host your event, we make your
• 28:08
  crowd go liddy. We're a fun time. Yeah, it's tight. But
• 28:12
  honestly, I feel like if you guys went, the crowd would really like
• 28:15
  love you guys. I feel like I've seen you at Chatterbox. I don't
• 28:18
  know, you know, just every Mexican guy. Like there's so many comics
• 28:22
  that look like where you're a little husky. Yeah, you just got a
• 28:29
  little bit more swag, a little husky not not not like you're sturdy,
• 28:33
  the knuckle tattoos you're worn. Where I've seen you there. You look like
• 28:40
  you block the winds, you know, pillow. Yeah, I feel like
• 28:51
  I feel like I've I've seen you too. It's in certain rooms because I
• 28:53
  used to do it regularly, like I want to say, like three times
• 28:56
  a week, like yeah, so I would just you know, yeah,
• 29:00
  and I would just I would be like in predominantly like you know that areas
• 29:03
  go to like um, you know, like the edge of our humbro to
• 29:06
  be like one of the compizza pizza joint and that's like and I'm like that's
• 29:08
  cool. And I'm like I know what you mean about like reading your crowd.
• 29:11
  So it's like I feel like we have cross passed, but we just
• 29:14
  you know, I was on a mission at that point because I was like,
• 29:15
  all right, six fifteen then we got to be here by seven thirty
• 29:18
  then you know yeah yeah, yeah yeah totally. Um where else? Oh?
• 29:22
  Now, Jose he's the guy who does the comedy Boo Boos has in
• 29:26
  Beer Show. Oh it is a solidory guy. Yes he has a mic.
• 29:30
  Now shout out to Jose because he treats his comics very well. Real
• 29:34
  good yeah, his mom there, he pays all of them. You can
• 29:48
  you break check it's real. Steve On, I was like fucking stripper's ass,
• 29:59
  even with cocaine. You still couldn't show up on time, bro,
• 30:02
  I would show up. It wasn't even me and then bills like you brought
• 30:04
  it right, and I was like it did it? Xaviari for real?
• 30:07
  Or you can ask for his back after the cameras turn off. I'm leaving
• 30:18
  here though. Um, but yeah, Jose has a MinC called Soy Funny
• 30:22
  at the border Bell Brewery on Wednesdays. Wednesdays, Wednesday, I can do
• 30:27
  that. That's actually yeah, it's like you just signed up. Yeah,
• 30:32
  you just signed up. He'll give you as much time as you want.
• 30:33
  I think I was up there for almost ten minutes. Yeah, to open
• 30:37
  mic. And he has a show too called Pupusas and Beards, And again
• 30:41
  he treats his comics like super well. Gives him pupusas, give him a
• 30:45
  beer. I like that. It's like going it's like going to like a
• 30:47
  relative house and he yeah, he his fan base is so loyal to him,
• 30:52
  so you can just tell he's a good guy because it's his fan base
• 30:53
  is like they love him and they wherever he goes like they go and they
• 30:56
  support. He definitely conquered this al during audience though, because it's like,
• 31:00
  I know who you're talking about, and I've seen, like I follow him,
• 31:03
  and like I knew. I knew this motherfucker was doing something different.
• 31:07
  When my older brother, who is not really in the ship like like I
• 31:11
  am, like, was posting his videos and he's talking about like how how
• 31:15
  like my older relatives were talking like yeah, yo, you know what I
• 31:18
  mean, like yeah, when they're just talking to you, he's like no,
• 31:21
  but in saying shit like that, yeah, like or you're just like
• 31:25
  Abril, that's just like straight fucking Solvey, fucking slang ass ghetto ship bro,
• 31:30
  Like he doesn't the character. Yeah, and then he shows up to
• 31:33
  the shows in his character with the whig. Yes. Yeah, he's like
• 31:38
  in a little wig and he's on like a little carrito like yeah, and
• 31:42
  he does his set like as the as the THEO. That's dope. It's
• 31:48
  different, you know what I mean. Yeah, it's kind of it's kind
• 31:51
  of like when you find a good puppet here, you know, well,
• 31:52
  it's when you yeah, when you when you find your act, when you
• 31:56
  find your character and people like it. I would say, really they become
• 32:00
  familiar honestly, finding your like niche. It's so cliche, but good.
• 32:06
  I started like figuring out I started getting more fans. I started, but
• 32:09
  I don't know like saying fans, but like people that like admire my work,
• 32:13
  you know, that's what I mean, they're fans. Yeah, Like
• 32:15
  it's another like more opportunities. We've been called on. We called fund like
• 32:21
  we're not your fans, We're just supporters that I was gonna cause, dude,
• 32:27
  we've been calling on them. Found like we're not fan. To be
• 32:30
  fair, that was like that was like only two people that have said that.
• 32:32
  It was like this fat gay dude. I'm not sure fair, but
• 32:37
  you do have fans, but you legit have fans. Yeah. And I
• 32:42
  didn't start gaining that like getting home until like Niche, until I niche down
• 32:46
  and started saying I'm a Latina comedian, and I started like obviously, you
• 32:52
  know, catering towards the audience more because I was just what I am,
• 32:57
  and I never really like put emphasis on like yeah I was like Mexico or
• 33:00
  anything like that, but I'm, like I mentioned I'm Latina, I come
• 33:01
  from here. I say Mexican stuff, and it hits harder with them because
• 33:06
  it resonates with them. Yeah, I'm not gonna be Latina x Latins.
• 33:13
  Latinks it sounds like a very expensive cat. Yeah, tinks. Yeah,
• 33:20
  it's like you have a Latins. It's like there's like four grand Dude,
• 33:23
  it does sound like an expensive cat. I'm into it. I don't care.
• 33:29
  Um yeah no, but truly, like that's part of it, is
• 33:31
  like there's an element where the audience is like looking for that. They want
• 33:36
  to support Latina specific stuff. So when you put it out there, then
• 33:42
  it's like a bad signal. Yeah, because even um on your Tiktoki posted
• 33:45
  a video and then some girl was like, finally a Latina comedian. Basically,
• 33:51
  you know you tag me and Marcella whatever, shout out Marcella. Yeah.
• 33:54
  Marcella is like the tallest Alvedan girl I've ever seen. I better like
• 33:59
  followed me back on Instagram. No, she was here, but she didn't
• 34:04
  come on bro. She's like six one. She'll dunk on you, bro.
• 34:13
  I think she might have came over when Philippa was here, Like,
• 34:16
  yeah, her show Women Crush Wednesday, it's been at the Hollywood Improv.
• 34:20
  It's going to be at the Ford Theater in August. Damn hey, they
• 34:23
  give her a round. That's time. Yeah, your tickets pre sale online.
• 34:29
  They she'll fucking punk the ship out of you foo. Oh yeah,
• 34:31
  yeah, like she'll punk the ship out of you. She's very like it,
• 34:37
  like yeah, I know, but it's like it's like yo, It's
• 34:39
  like it's like yo, you get on her badside, dog, she'll destroy
• 34:42
  your dog. I want to be like that. I want to be like
• 34:44
  that. I want to be very very like quick with it, and I
• 34:46
  want to be very like mean but almost it's not mean because it's funny.
• 34:51
  It's factual and it's funny. You just gotta be a pisces, I think.
• 34:55
  But the males, he's really good at roasting. It's funny. As
• 35:00
  I view, I'm I'm not when I like, I can do it for
• 35:02
  fun, but when it's like roasting roasting, see, I'm like, I
• 35:05
  don't want to hurt their feeling. I've never done a roast battle though.
• 35:09
  I just can't do that kind of stuff because like I know at some point,
• 35:12
  like a little Fagot's gonna go in there. I'll be like, you
• 35:14
  know what, like I just can't like, I just like I just can't
• 35:21
  row. It's like Eddie Murphy's gonna come out it's gonna be like fag it
• 35:23
  and be like oh, and I'm just gonna be like hey, bro,
• 35:27
  like so I'm just like I just stay away from it. And it's not
• 35:30
  intentially because I'm I would want to hurt somebody, you know what I mean.
• 35:34
  But it's just like, bro, like the mics go off here sometime
• 35:37
  and then you know, like we're pretty open here, so people really want
• 35:40
  to roast you gotta watch the weeds folks the same, and you can roast
• 35:43
  me and he's pretty. But I feel like roasting is like it's such an
• 35:46
  art form and like it is. I really like people who are clever when
• 35:51
  they're roasting. And I feel like if it was you up against one of
• 35:53
  the gay comics I've seen, they would slaughter you, like because they're so
• 35:59
  cunty. Oh, I wouldn't say it to a gay person. I would
• 36:00
  say it to like somebody else, like you know, like if it's like
• 36:04
  I'm going with him, like I always say to him like a why,
• 36:07
  like just freely because it's like just growing up on that like and then I'm
• 36:09
  like I don't necessarily punk my little brother like that ever since I found out
• 36:13
  he's gay. Actually so I was like, yeah, and so I kind
• 36:16
  of know how to fucking, you know, differentiate. I'm like, but
• 36:19
  if I'm battling him, I'm gonna or the gay comics or some of the
• 36:22
  nastiest comics are they can be because they have a right and I love it.
• 36:29
  And so it's like, remember that time that one dude said that it
• 36:31
  was nasty dude? Okay, so hyperium me and him. So I'll go
• 36:37
  in the bathroom and suck your dick right now. Yeah, me and he's
• 36:40
  gonna see next what I'm saying, they go there, He's don't see next
• 36:45
  to each other. This fool turns so red d you know, liked was
• 36:50
  so bad. He was serious, Bro, he was serious. He was
• 36:52
  like him on the left only though, And I was like, all right,
• 36:54
  COMMI we need's gonna sing that to each other. And we're the only
• 36:59
  straight there. You could feel this. You could steal either freshman and they're
• 37:07
  the sharks circling. I wanted to turn some of them. I want to
• 37:10
  turn one of us out putt And for some reason or the last ticket picks,
• 37:15
  we had to hear all these dumbasses be funny because they weren't even doing
• 37:21
  stand up. They were doing like now they were doing stand up, but
• 37:23
  they was like, we're not doing something. Some of them were doing like
• 37:25
  the Brittany routine where they're just dancing and I'm just like, what the fuck
• 37:29
  is this? Bro? He's doing like a ballerina spit for twenty minutes physical
• 37:32
  comedy. And then some guy goes up, does his bit and then he's
• 37:37
  not killing and then he pulling solver at me and says I want to suck
• 37:38
  her. Oh yeah, And then the room gets quiet as fun too,
• 37:45
  and everybody does this and it's me and him sitting by the exit and like
• 37:52
  and we're not like sitting like how all the rest of the guys were sitting
• 37:53
  there like they're very buddy buddy. We're just like if we don't even get
• 37:58
  close to me, I don't want the pop's thinking were come in the camera.
• 38:00
  We're no camera there, and these guys don't want to suck your dick?
• 38:04
  Is like, I'll take you to the bathroom. He did a bit
• 38:06
  of right now now I'm they're looking at he's I'm like, bro, if
• 38:07
  this boy touched me, I'm a sucker. How does it gonna get cat
• 38:12
  called? How does it imagine that times just like, okay, but do
• 38:19
  you guys really say that though you guys okay, no that I didn't let
• 38:22
  the woman talk the woman talk. I want to know, like, do
• 38:24
  you guys really say like does does a guy come up and he's like,
• 38:28
  yo, I want to eat you out? Yes? Yes, that's very
• 38:31
  aggressive, like that is you've never got in some guy? My god,
• 38:36
  I literally have I literally have bits about this. I've had a man tell
• 38:40
  me. I've had a man tell me that. When I'm walking my dog,
• 38:44
  this guy looked at me and he goes, I wish I was your
• 38:46
  dog. Yeah, a man told me, I wish I was your fucking
• 38:51
  dog. I've had men say I want to eat that ass. Absolutely,
• 38:54
  yeah, say everything. They all kinds of things. When I was writing
• 38:59
  The Birdie Scooter, LA to get to a mic, wish I was your
• 39:01
  dog? Yes, guyver and I was like no, like I gotta go.
• 39:07
  I'm on my way. He's like, why man, you fucking dike
• 39:09
  fu though I'm as I'm riding away on the Birdie Schooter. I'm like.
• 39:13
  One time this Puerto Rican guy was like, that's a lot of meat,
• 39:16
  no rice. One time. One time this guy one time I was in
• 39:22
  Cuba. I guess I've never seen cat calling in the fucking wild. You're
• 39:27
  not a bad bitch. What are you gonna hear? This? Ship?
• 39:30
  You not your You're not gonna get you, never gonna just walking for the
• 39:35
  dudes that never you see. Yeah, the thing is that men do it
• 39:38
  when other others are not okay, all right, And that's what makes it
• 39:42
  even more scarier as women, because we're like, what do we do?
• 39:45
  Like nothing, like what do you feel about? Yo? I hate it?
• 39:53
  So yeah, you do listen to what they're telling you. This to
• 40:04
  women, bro, like they're like, I'm not even I don't even give
• 40:06
  about I want you just turn around when I say, why don't you try
• 40:09
  to approach somebody like a normal person and say, hey, it's the thing
• 40:14
  I like, but but look it's and your old ass fonce with the lawnmower
• 40:21
  in the back are doing that ship water, they really are. And they're
• 40:27
  like pulling over and asking me if I'm working with the fucking taint peeling off?
• 40:30
  Yes, yes, yes, yeah, it's honestly, it's kind of
• 40:37
  scary sometimes. One time I was in Cuba and you send this man don't
• 40:42
  do that to women. Don't do that to women. That's yeah, that's
• 40:45
  that'll counsel you women. Just so women do not like that shit podcast.
• 40:52
  This is our podcast. And told me if I want to, I can
• 40:54
  say, if I want to, hint, say to him him, you
• 40:59
  may scared. You're scared, you'll get your men. It sounds like men
• 41:04
  are your problems, So deal with men. Leave women alone. I've made
• 41:07
  twenty bucks driving and look overund my home, like I bet you around.
• 41:12
  I like, I just hard around. That's simple. You probably Xavier,
• 41:20
  he's a cheater. You make women feel unsafe on the street. I want
• 41:23
  you to know that you're terrorizing women on the street for no fucking reason.
• 41:28
  Women. Women don't like it. Women don't like it. If you think
• 41:32
  it's dangerous, you've got a problem. You're We've been Horrifle country. We
• 41:37
  hear all the time. Mama went there all the time, all the time,
• 41:46
  not saying you don't understand. It's not you don't understand what's on the
• 41:52
  other side of the men have literally popped you turns in the middle of the
• 41:55
  street. I followed, saying in their car you could possibly get away with
• 42:00
  it, just because you're like, y'all looking no, no, because it's
• 42:05
  not really dangerous because you can't you know, you don't. You really don't
• 42:07
  look like. He don't know whether you're safe or not. You're a stranger
• 42:12
  shouting at them from your fucking car. He definitely you're you're a stranger.
• 42:16
  Nobody. You could be homeless. You could be homeless, la homeless could
• 42:22
  look like this very easily. Mama said that he doesn't like. She doesn't
• 42:27
  like when he goes in the street. He cahole for me that you are.
• 42:37
  You are a street shy. You are as you are a streetman.
• 42:43
  That is street harassment. Yeah, you are. You are harassing women on
• 42:46
  the street. That is what you're doing. But admittedly, admittedly, like
• 42:50
  in great detail, you're like, this is what I do for me.
• 42:52
  I don't do it, but I don't think it's I don't I know.
• 42:55
  I hope that it's very clear. You don't think that a whole the door
• 43:01
  open for them. They just find everything offensive. I've pulled the door open
• 43:06
  from I don't need to open the door for me. Yeah, there's the
• 43:08
  thing, like I'm not saying. What I'm hearing is leave women alone.
• 43:12
  Then don't don't open the door, leave them alone, don't shout. You
• 43:17
  know what I'm saying. I'm saying you should leave women specifically, you specifically.
• 43:23
  I'm not saying men in general. I'm saying just you and I specifically
• 43:30
  leave. Stefana is dying over here, but like, I think it's the
• 43:46
  best dog. I love this. Does your mom know you do that?
• 43:50
  Does your mom know you choose? Does your mom know else? Your poor
• 44:00
  mother, your poor poor ma? Instagram? No, I haven't. I
• 44:06
  haven't seen it. You can't talk, I can't call. Probably probably he's
• 44:19
  like, I'm not, I'm not. Don't so funny, I'm not saying
• 44:23
  I don't. But yeah, I'm still I'm not saying anything because I don't
• 44:30
  feel like he really fucking does that in public. You're gonna Instagram with followers.
• 44:37
  I don't even go. He's like, ID that ship right now is
• 44:45
  for the women? What are you? Ladies of Los Angeles are safe?
• 44:49
  And she did her job. She did a job, And he's not.
• 44:52
  He will not he never did, but he won't. Don't even know all
• 44:55
  that. Yeah, you're just gonna send him a DM with the voice memo
• 45:00
  canna get block bro? See how many girls DM you know, yeah,
• 45:04
  ladies, if you want to get Xavier, that's I'm giving you guys my
• 45:08
  bit right now. If you see this man on the street, harass him,
• 45:12
  follow him, shout at him like that, what what? What?
• 45:16
  What? If like you started getting harassed harassed by that dude again. I
• 45:22
  feel these females like that one, but it's a lot more aggressive with somebody's
• 45:25
  like, hey man, I want to dick. I really thought about never
• 45:30
  again when that full hit on me, But then I was like, yeah,
• 45:32
  I almost thought about never saying when that fool said, yo, I
• 45:36
  will suck your dick, I was like, I might never didn't say that.
• 45:43
  I have a car and walk around that broke that I honk at you?
• 45:54
  Is it a Toyota Carola? Too much civic? I'm a raffle to
• 46:00
  you. Motherfucker's off And like you've been saying that forever. Every nobody wants
• 46:04
  that car give it. This girl puts up, this group puts two hundred
• 46:09
  bucks cards done, She's fucking you drive a big gas truck. Yeah,
• 46:15
  in the front it's a Chevy Silverado two thousand and four. It's a big
• 46:19
  gass work trucks. Definitely, every time every time I can see what she
• 46:24
  wants. She wants a hybrid. She's like, I gotta pay twenty bucks
• 46:28
  for dude, the car's worth the five bucks. You are just give rid
• 46:31
  of the car bucks. She only got to pay fitting bucks for robber.
• 46:36
  Might you might rid the car for fitzing bucks. That's a deal. And
• 46:40
  I'm still gonna say she wins it. My goal is to get it so
• 46:47
  that I can drive by his house every day with it. And I'm telling
• 46:53
  you, one day you're gonna come in here, bro, you're gonna be
• 46:55
  angry as fuck. Somebody has somebody heard good words them all over here.
• 47:00
  And she was like, I harassed this man, and it's gonna be like
• 47:06
  women that are gonna agree or men that are gonna agree, because I ain't
• 47:09
  gonna lie like I don't like I just never like I've never been that type.
• 47:14
  Like I'm gonna make my approach and I'll get rejected in my face like
• 47:15
  a regular person be like hey you know what, saying Hey what girl?
• 47:21
  No? I like, I know, you know what? Fun girl.
• 47:27
  I kind of always if I were to try to meet somebody like, you
• 47:30
  know, I would probably start off with a compliment or some shit like that.
• 47:32
  It sounds corny and ship, but but it breaks the ice and then
• 47:37
  like you know, if the girl breaks too. No, that shit sounds
• 47:42
  like damn answer to that. That's just sounds like you're gonna hit her up.
• 47:47
  Like where you from a bitch? You know, like what's up?
• 47:50
  Where are you from? Like? No, that's like when I was yeah,
• 47:54
  bro, like I don't know. Yeah, I think you get girls
• 47:59
  that stay around. I'm gra if you try to compliments at first, Yes,
• 48:00
  a salutation, hello, good afternoon, how are you? And maybe
• 48:06
  like not just post makes foods and take him out, you know, like
• 48:09
  like like sometimes they want to be taken out. Bro, they could have
• 48:14
  been somebody in your bins. They could have drove you home if you just
• 48:16
  made him care that much. That is a good trait. Drive me home
• 48:20
  because I'm you know how many you you don't how many d us I avoid
• 48:24
  it thanks to my girlfriends. That's the first funny thing you said. That
• 48:34
  was good. That was good. They kind of have to get you know,
• 48:38
  you're gonna have to. Yeah, you never had to stay at some
• 48:45
  chick's house, dude, Like waking up at some chick's house is weird.
• 48:51
  Don't pull up still he's thinking he's still hurt his girlfriend. I mean,
• 48:55
  just don't think it would. Chicks, some dudes, you don't know how
• 49:00
  you Yeah, I just don't tell you, bro, they happen. I
• 49:02
  was working then they just broke up last week and you're there. You know
• 49:06
  what you are? Correct? I remember that I talked about that story where
• 49:07
  they had to pick me up at that house. Yeah, and your gun
• 49:10
  was in your cars and I left the car at the bar, so your
• 49:14
  gun was irrelevant. Yeah. I was like I'm naked, and then and
• 49:17
  then and then to top it off, dude, I was like, this
• 49:21
  isn't a great time to tell me this, but this ship goes fucking beats
• 49:24
  the shit out of me, and I'm like, oh great, so he
• 49:29
  will not hesitate to fucking fuck me up there pointing at me. Shut off
• 49:36
  the lights when you shot would Yeah, it's like like like a like a
• 49:38
  high school party, you know how you turn off the lights like the cover.
• 49:42
  Yes, like that that's what she did too. So she's like,
• 49:45
  I got fucking low key. I was like fuck. And then I was
• 49:47
  looking at me. I was looking I was like, what's my backpack?
• 49:50
  At and I was like, it's some girl. But I was like,
• 49:52
  you know my girl, she said, he beats the ship out of me.
• 49:54
  I would have said good, because I'm using you as my fucking car,
• 49:58
  Like come on, maybe, like you're opening the door, then I'm
• 50:02
  out of there. I mean, that's scary. The predicament that was,
• 50:08
  how did you get out of there? They turned off the legs and then
• 50:12
  I called. I called, right. I was like, listen, man,
• 50:14
  I was like, this is where I'm at in the closet. You're
• 50:15
  like no, no, no, like like at some point, at some
• 50:19
  point the fucking banging, because it was going at the door, like God,
• 50:22
  open up, like and I'm just like, fuck, this is aggressive.
• 50:24
  The boyfriend, yeah, the ex boyfriend or whatever. I didn't see
• 50:29
  him, but I'm pretty sure. But I'm pretty sure. Like you don't
• 50:32
  want to convertation. I mean no, she wasn't hard. You don't want
• 50:35
  to convertation. Bro. This isn't mid, This isn't mid, This isn't
• 50:37
  mid hooking up. Bro. Like, this isn't vulnerable, this isn't mid
• 50:42
  hooking up. It's like you know when you see a cat fucking use the
• 50:44
  bathroom and the cats like I'm like, bro, You're like you're vulnerable because
• 50:46
  the cat's vulnerable. You're like in the middle of like mid stroke, and
• 50:50
  then you're just like, what the fuck is that You're the knocking and that
• 50:53
  was You're just like, oh man, that was And I'm not gonna lie.
• 50:55
  I was scary because I'm like, I know why. I know why
• 50:58
  that person was attracted to me, you know what I mean, Like she
• 51:00
  looked like a woman beater. She's like, yeah, but he's nice,
• 51:06
  you know what I mean. It's like this, this is what I really
• 51:07
  wanted. So I can see how I kind of looked dangerous enough for her
• 51:12
  to be like, all right, I feel like I'm in similar arms.
• 51:15
  But I was just like, damn, I was like, this is not
• 51:16
  the predicament I wanted to be in. I don't know. That's toxic.
• 51:21
  That's toxic. You gotta you gotta ask yourself what vibrations she was given out
• 51:23
  to attract him and why he said so long and what vibrations are you giving
• 51:29
  out? I think he just wanted to have a good time. Yeah,
• 51:32
  that's why he went out of his vibration. But I but here's the thing,
• 51:39
  Like you said, daylight I had let my guard down. I was
• 51:42
  like, this is dating number four. I was like, at this point,
• 51:45
  guard down the doctor. Yeah, I mean where I'm like, all
• 51:47
  right, oh, I'm gonna go to your house number four. I might
• 51:50
  go to house yeah, like you know what I mean. This is yeah,
• 51:52
  yeah, but no way that predicament. Yeah. But I'm telling you,
• 51:57
  man that I'm pretty sure. I'm like, I'm like, you know,
• 52:00
  she was small though, but I'm just like, so you were both
• 52:01
  victims in this situation. I didn't. I never saw dude. I just
• 52:05
  heard dude outside and then like eventually the neighbors because she lived in an apartment,
• 52:08
  and then like the neighbors were like turning on the lights, and I
• 52:10
  guess that dude was like I'm gonna leave because I'm gonna get arrested for crying
• 52:15
  out of the door. And even when I came out of the house,
• 52:19
  like I was like, hey, I was like, this is where the
• 52:20
  doors at. I'm just gonna walk to your car. I don't know if
• 52:22
  dude was waiting outside. Maybe maybe I'm gonna get out. I told remember,
• 52:27
  I was like, hey, dude, drop around real quick. So
• 52:29
  it wasn't as dramatic what do you mean? Like she just turned everything off
• 52:34
  and pretended she wasn't. That's pretty dramatic and scary to me. I've never
• 52:37
  I'm sorry, like to be all to be all frank in the fucking room,
• 52:40
  like like yo, shut up, but not down there. Yeah,
• 52:44
  bro, it's yeah, it's ye. See her again after that to twice,
• 52:52
  but then I was But then I was like, I'm out of here,
• 52:54
  dude. Okay, but it did okay because they still keep sucking them
• 53:00
  col a cool six states. Yeah, I learned my lesson after that.
• 53:05
  Yeah, what did I mean? I have a girlfriend. Now, it's
• 53:07
  great when you talk to my girlfriend, but it's like yeah, but it's
• 53:10
  yeah, she was. She was the one that sit next to me.
• 53:13
  Oh. I love being in a relationship because you get access to less toxic
• 53:16
  energies around you and people that like bring you down because you got a second.
• 53:21
  You gotta second say where it's like, hey, every time you hang
• 53:22
  out with such and such, this shit is the bad situation. I don't
• 53:27
  think it's good. And then you're like, damn, you do spend a
• 53:29
  lot of time you Maybe I should consider what you're saying, Like you know
• 53:32
  what I mean I'm like, you have a second input because I'm like,
• 53:35
  in a sense, I'm like your partner's kind of supposed to be a voice
• 53:37
  or not reason, but in moments a voice or reason because it's a perspective
• 53:42
  that watches you do shit that you may be so used to. And then
• 53:45
  you're like, oh man, you have to watch out who you have sex
• 53:46
  with two because soul ties exists. You're embedded with souls. It's like you
• 53:52
  can't let go, like when you have sex with someone. Now, you
• 53:55
  guys have like your toll. Your souls are like connected now and you kind
• 54:00
  of have like a connection my soul somewhere out there. It's like pussytt girls
• 54:06
  aren't carrying a lot of girls aren't carrying your energy field, your field with
• 54:12
  all the girls that you've ever slept with, your field with a lot of
• 54:15
  their emotions. You remember that scene in Avatar when that one got on the
• 54:17
  horse and then he put his he connected his tail and then they were like
• 54:22
  one. That's kind of like the same thing. But like with like spirits
• 54:24
  and ship you have to watch out because you don't want to be like that
• 54:27
  with the wrong people, except not with a horse, you know how you
• 54:29
  can tell the age of a tree by the rings on the tree. Well,
• 54:31
  like all the folds on your dick are like bodies. Dude, you
• 54:37
  got an outstick, yet there's a lot of wrinkles in that motherfucker. Yeah,
• 54:40
  I don't. I don't. I'm not circumcised, so there's all wrinkles.
• 54:44
  I got the hook stink. No, no, right, no,
• 54:47
  your your steak is because your mom don't know how to dirty. Motherfucker dog.
• 54:53
  There's no reason to cut that ship. I think your dad was supposed
• 54:55
  to teach you how to clean. I think your dad was your dad,
• 54:58
  your mom who, it doesn't matter, just clean. Yeah, if your
• 55:01
  dad was around around, that was definitely around. I mean, yeah,
• 55:05
  you were fortunate. I gotta have for ten dads every ten years. Like
• 55:14
  yeah, but it's like, Bros. I was in college, you know,
• 55:16
  I was like, you had like a different father figure, you knows.
• 55:21
  I used to have this persian what is it like college mentor who used
• 55:24
  to help me get into college and all that ships. I was like for
• 55:25
  ten years, I was like, man, you did more for me than
• 55:28
  my father, you know. I was like it. Then after that I
• 55:30
  was like I come here and I was like, oh, I got stoner
• 55:34
  dad. Now, dads are like weird, like weird, I feel like
• 55:39
  they can. I sometimes feel like dads give from what I hear in my
• 55:43
  experiences, I feel like dads give the most trauma to people. Like I
• 55:46
  don't know moms could do it mental. I think mom's moms could do just
• 55:50
  as much, damn it. But it's more mental than physical. Like a
• 55:52
  dad can beat the shit out of you, and you might hold that resentment
• 55:54
  for a while just because the dad will made expresses anger in that way,
• 55:58
  but a mom will fuck with you and like ment in a way because like,
• 56:00
  have you meet dudes that have mommy issues? Is way different than daddy
• 56:02
  issues? Well, yeah, dads are the only ones that murder suicide their
• 56:06
  whole family. That's true. Dads love a good murder suicide of their wholes
• 56:12
  instead of divorcing their wife. They just every other week, there's there's some
• 56:15
  fun. I think those are just white guys, right, I don't know
• 56:20
  it's Chris. I do know a couple of Mexican girls who were killed by
• 56:24
  their boyfriends. Yes, oh, is that the whole family though? Um,
• 56:30
  I mean you can't make a family if the ladies dead, you know
• 56:32
  what. I yeah, no, no, no, I get that.
• 56:34
  But I'm saying I was like, well, you said whole family. I'm
• 56:36
  thinking Chris ben Wall where he was like or Amityville Horror, where he was
• 56:38
  like, we're just gonna start off with kids and then we're gonna just go
• 56:42
  to bedroom by bedroom. In Mexico, there's a lot of femicide. If
• 56:45
  there's a lot of femicide, there's a lot of murdering of women and children.
• 56:50
  Um so yeah, it is a thing among Latinos as well. We
• 56:53
  are not exempt as a people. Yeah, in Mexico, I would say,
• 56:58
  I mean, would would that, But those behavioral patterns also carry over
• 57:01
  to here because there's a lot of magazine. I do agree that. I
• 57:05
  do agree. You know, we bring our culture, our food, our
• 57:07
  music, but we also bring all those those other issues as well. But
• 57:12
  white people do it. Yeah, Asian people do it. That shooter in
• 57:15
  Monterey Park, he was like looking for his wife. It was based in
• 57:20
  like a domestic violence, like uh like type of dispute, and then he
• 57:24
  shot up all those people at that down studio And that happens a lot a
• 57:28
  lot of Like mash he was Asian and I was highlighting that. I'm just
• 57:32
  highlighting that violence against women happens in all communities. But the women were holding
• 57:37
  it down for a while, like women, we were doing awesome with being
• 57:43
  like no women's school shooters. And then that last bitch, the trans,
• 57:46
  the trans girl, she shot up a school. I'm like, great,
• 57:51
  now we got a school shooter. Now I don't like, I'm not familiar
• 57:53
  with that. I'm not familiar with that one. Right, she shot it
• 57:57
  was a Catholic school party, you know, you know in the Midwest,
• 58:02
  in the Midwest, somewhere there was a woman. You know, now that
• 58:05
  I think about it, like, I was like, you know, who
• 58:07
  could pull up the best bank? Heis a group of trans people. Dog.
• 58:09
  They walk in there as men and they walk out of there as women
• 58:13
  with the money. Dog, nobody fucking knows. I just want to say,
• 58:15
  I don't endure anything that's been said on this podcast. Nothing, absolutely
• 58:22
  nothing like you're gonna love it here and it's like everything are what she's tired.
• 58:29
  I do not support transphobia, use of the nag where I don't support
• 58:35
  any of a way to make money. Well, that's not a first of
• 58:37
  all, that's not where I was going, I was going forward any of
• 58:39
  this language. I just want to make that clear. I was. I
• 58:44
  was referring to the whole fact that I'm just like yo. I was like,
• 58:45
  you ever see some of those Rue Paul dudes or chicks. My brother
• 58:50
  watches that shit all the time. So those are drag queens. Yes,
• 58:52
  okay, so yes they can switch it up. And you know, so
• 58:55
  if ten dudes walk in there normal like you know, normal dude status,
• 59:00
  and they go in there and hold the bank up, nice costume change,
• 59:01
  nice positive change. They go in the wig yeah, quick lip, Yeah,
• 59:06
  sure, a nice heal. That was a movie with west remember them,
• 59:10
  No, there were nuns in that movie. Remember that movie? Or
• 59:13
  Westley snipe up was a buff ass nun. That was a good movie.
• 59:16
  Nun. But she was like he was he was it was it was him
• 59:20
  in like some other comic. Forget it was a white guy in there too.
• 59:23
  I remember it was. That was a good movie. I don't think
• 59:27
  it was such a big deal. You remember, sister act. I think
• 59:29
  I'm thinking a great movie. I go, hell yeah, seeing a nun
• 59:36
  with a gun kind of always made me scared to like every just I'm like,
• 59:38
  go, how do I do you know that they don't have a gun
• 59:40
  under there? Lindsay Lohan in that Chet the movie, I haven't seen that.
• 59:45
  She haven't seen that she like had a gun. She was a nun.
• 59:50
  Yeah, Lindsay Lohan has a nun. Is horrible. Just remember she
• 59:55
  was bone and Aaron Carter. Have you guys been watching the Dark series?
• 1:00:00
  Yes, that's why I saw that. I was like yo, and I
• 1:00:02
  was like I remember that at the Disney Channel thinking, I was like,
• 1:00:06
  who is he bowing? I was like Lizzie MacGuire or what is it Lindsay
• 1:00:10
  Lowhead because that was a real thing. They had three hours off that full's
• 1:00:14
  life. It's like a whole series. Yeah, that episodes. Yeah,
• 1:00:19
  there's tens. Well that's He's a definition of what happens when you don't take
• 1:00:22
  care of your fucking trauma. Bron. He was really his parents really like
• 1:00:27
  his parents really like worked him like as a kid, and he just has
• 1:00:30
  a lot of like trauma. But yeah, I don't know, brother,
• 1:00:34
  jealousy, Yeah, that was that jealousy ship fucks you, especially if it's
• 1:00:37
  like your suthing bro since you were born. Yeah, I always think that
• 1:00:40
  I'm like damn, I wish I Sometimes I'm like, damn, why was
• 1:00:43
  I not a child star? I feel like we all wanted to be like
• 1:00:45
  child stars when we're like younger, I want to start taking child now that
• 1:00:49
  I'm older. Now that I'm older, I'm like, oh, my goodness,
• 1:00:52
  thank god, thank god I wasn't in that industry. Thank God I
• 1:00:55
  didn't have parents that forced me to do that. Thank God I didn't have
• 1:00:58
  parents that like used me as income to generate income. Because looking at how
• 1:01:04
  they are now, like I'm thankful, Like I used to be, like,
• 1:01:06
  Mom, why don't you want to take me to the fucking Disney Channel
• 1:01:07
  audition? Like they came at me at the mall take me right now,
• 1:01:13
  you know, like why And it's like, damn, I'm really like happy
• 1:01:15
  she loved me and she wanted me to live a private life and not get
• 1:01:19
  touched by pedophiles because like pedophiles like my mom got caught up in that went
• 1:01:27
  to like the mom. They're like they looked at me and my sister,
• 1:01:30
  like all those kids are like, Starry, your sister is better looking than
• 1:01:32
  you have. Yeah, my sister's gorgeous. Yeah. Shout out to the
• 1:01:37
  lawyer. In the family. But she like, we were at the mom
• 1:01:40
  and this Angelcy company comes up to my mom and they're like, these kids
• 1:01:44
  are perfect. Yeah, these kids are perfect, and they're like and they're
• 1:01:47
  like my mom fell for it. My mom fell for it. And she's
• 1:01:51
  like, oh, dude, we're you guys are gonna get a reading.
• 1:01:53
  And they went to some place. It was just typical like like cast reading.
• 1:01:58
  We had to read this, and then when we left, they're like,
• 1:02:00
  they're good, but he's practice and there's two hundred bucks for the classes.
• 1:02:06
  So it was but they try to milk you. Oh yeah, I'm
• 1:02:08
  not that cute. No, I knew instantly. Mom was like, this
• 1:02:12
  was not that cute there for your sister, to be honest. I was
• 1:02:16
  like, like she knew the sister was the pretty one. It's just like
• 1:02:20
  maybe she has a chance, but you know, but you always want your
• 1:02:22
  kids to be a star, Like, yeah, just a little bit of
• 1:02:25
  practice and then they'll get you. You're right, your mom was right for
• 1:02:28
  not doing that. And my mom instantly knew it was a scamp. She's
• 1:02:30
  like, oh, it's a scam. My dad and my dad took me
• 1:02:34
  because I like begged him, like begging. He's like, I'm gonna take
• 1:02:37
  you, but this is what they're gonna do. He's like, I'm gonna
• 1:02:38
  tie right now. This is what they're gonna do. And then when we
• 1:02:40
  did it, and then they did exactly what they said and I was like,
• 1:02:44
  he said, Bucky, but your dad's so I know, I think
• 1:02:50
  about that. I think about that. I'm like, that's so nice to
• 1:02:52
  him, but you gotta kind of do it though, man, Like I
• 1:02:58
  feel like sometimes you gotta like show that to a kid, so like they
• 1:03:00
  never have that resentment of like you never did this for me. It's like,
• 1:03:04
  all right, dude, you want to learn, let me show you
• 1:03:06
  what this little part of life because like I'm like, that's how you learn
• 1:03:08
  or you don't fire. Yeah, I'm so thankful for my parents because they
• 1:03:12
  let me learn by like fucking up on my own and they didn't judge me
• 1:03:15
  like for it. Didn't they didn't make you learn what the belt? Yeah
• 1:03:19
  they did, But they also like both like as I got older, you
• 1:03:22
  know, like they can't really make me do things, so they're all right,
• 1:03:24
  go do it, but you're gonna get You're gonna get in trouble.
• 1:03:27
  It's not gonna end up good for you, and then it's good to learn
• 1:03:29
  by doing It's like, yeah, go explore, try it. Yeah,
• 1:03:32
  rather than having parents that try to like control you your every move and to
• 1:03:36
  try to like they want to prevent you from doing bad things. But I
• 1:03:38
  feel like that just pushes you to do it more. Whereas he like,
• 1:03:42
  I don't have that urge to do wild things because I've done wild things and
• 1:03:45
  already know where that goes. I already know the wild things in secret.
• 1:03:50
  There's a lot of like former child stars who have podcasts now and they talk
• 1:03:52
  about like all of the exploitation, like Josh Pack and Christy Carlson Romano and
• 1:03:57
  all of this is Josh the fat guy from Drake And yes, he's skinny
• 1:04:00
  now he's fit. He looks good, yeah about you know, like his
• 1:04:04
  substance abuse. He looks handsome now he's not just like cute weird yeah.
• 1:04:11
  Um. And also that girl from I Carle Miranda, she goes hard nor
• 1:04:17
  the blonde girl. No, her name is the girl I plays Sam and
• 1:04:23
  Simon Kat Janet mccurtie. She wore a book be called I'm Yeah Yo.
• 1:04:30
  That ship was fucking crazy. I listened to the audiobook, BRO, but
• 1:04:31
  I was like, I kind of lost not a centrist, but I just
• 1:04:33
  could. I just didn't. I don't think it was her. I don't.
• 1:04:38
  I was just listening to it and now because after I heard it in
• 1:04:40
  an interview she was on a podcast. Bro. The way she describes her
• 1:04:43
  mom, Bro wouldn't let her do shit. Bro, like, would not
• 1:04:46
  let her do shit. It was all about the work and it'll do greater
• 1:04:49
  because like she was, I think they were Christian, right, So she
• 1:04:51
  was just like it was fucked up, bro, going up with that trauma.
• 1:04:56
  Like, well, I'm like, damn. I really felt for her.
• 1:04:58
  Her mom didn't let her like have any friends or around the cross world,
• 1:05:02
  though she seems like a very nice person. Mcaulay coin he was living
• 1:05:06
  in hotels with his dad and he hates his dad and they were living in
• 1:05:11
  hotels. What he's getting paid millions? Like you know how you like you're
• 1:05:15
  you're like casting, you're doing a movie. He was living in hotels and
• 1:05:17
  he talks about it like he's almost kids where you looking at like us,
• 1:05:21
  Yeah, there's still not a lot. There's still not enough protections for child
• 1:05:26
  actors, like as workers because they're like laborers like Ryan, you know Ryan,
• 1:05:30
  Bryan Checkler. No, No, that little little Filipino kid, Ryan
• 1:05:33
  Fid Ryan Ryan. Oh the dad with the dad that passed through. Oh.
• 1:05:36
  Ryan. So you're thinking about the George Lope opens toys to me that
• 1:05:41
  I'm like, oh, that kid does not want to. Yeah, that's
• 1:05:44
  what I was thinking too. I'm like, his his his son, and
• 1:05:46
  think think about it, he probably doesn't get excited for new toys anymore either,
• 1:05:50
  because he was just constantly you know, all the times, and that
• 1:05:55
  that's really sad to like think about. That's just like, I tell me,
• 1:05:58
  how how long is this getting kid opened toys for He's almos sport due
• 1:06:00
  that Philipino kid has paid for like all his cousins fucking colleges, Like for
• 1:06:04
  sure, bro, because I ain't gonna lie, bro, Like it's just
• 1:06:06
  cussed a costumers like with like certain people, like certain people from other places,
• 1:06:13
  bro, like Arabs and like Asians. Ro It's like they get together
• 1:06:15
  and it's like it's all for one dog. Yeah you know what I mean.
• 1:06:18
  That's wy Like in like Asian families, you see these foods living together
• 1:06:21
  in like one big ass house. It's a nice ass house, don't get
• 1:06:25
  me wrong, but it's like everybody's there arabs the same thing, Like like,
• 1:06:28
  I mean you're a video posted video? What do that like that?
• 1:06:31
  No parking and ship? Yeah, no park Like why does Mole's driveway always
• 1:06:36
  look back whenever they post their cars? Like you know what I'm saying,
• 1:06:40
  it makes sense. Yeah, And then and Moa is like a very successful
• 1:06:44
  Palestinian businessman. I would love to get a mansion and have my brother,
• 1:06:47
  my niece is there, and like my mom there, but like super big,
• 1:06:50
  so where they have they can't hear you fucking shit, you know,
• 1:06:54
  like everybody has. Well. Well, I'm just saying because that's like if
• 1:06:58
  you're living in a pipe room and it's like hey the waters this bro,
• 1:07:01
  Like it's like you can't be living with your family, you know, like
• 1:07:04
  unless you're separate, you know, you're private. Yeah. I've been watching
• 1:07:08
  um Stevo's podcasts and I listened to his interview that he did with what was
• 1:07:13
  an interviews podcast with Ryan Shecheckler, and that's when I was like, oh
• 1:07:15
  my goodness, I feel so bad for him too, because he was also
• 1:07:18
  like he really loved skateboarding. But then they did reality TV for him.
• 1:07:21
  They did him dirty. Yeah, they did him dirty this like yeah they
• 1:07:26
  Bryan Checkler. They made him like do a breakup that wasn't even a real
• 1:07:29
  breakup that was it was a real breakup. They made him breakup with this
• 1:07:31
  girl twice. Imagine breaking up with some bitch, and they forgot they were
• 1:07:34
  recording, Well that love better to come back that she was his girlfriend though,
• 1:07:40
  right, his real girlfriend, that's not just some bitch. And then
• 1:07:45
  I think that's his motion and shit involved bro, like parents, his parents
• 1:07:50
  were divorcing and they didn't even tell him. They waited till the cameras were
• 1:07:55
  rolling to tell him to get like a real reaction out of him when like
• 1:07:58
  his parents were divorced and stuff like that. So that was like, dang
• 1:08:01
  fool. I would have started breaking cameras, dog. I would have been
• 1:08:03
  like, you think this is funny? I would have just kicked the cameraman
• 1:08:06
  or something. Bro, because will have meltdowns on reality TV shows. I
• 1:08:12
  wanted to be on reality TV soul like the Real World always seemed cool.
• 1:08:15
  I still watch it me too. I watched the Challenge, the Challenge I've
• 1:08:18
  been rewatching, like the from the original one, remember the real one.
• 1:08:24
  The real one was so wholesome. The first the first one was the most
• 1:08:28
  wholesome ever, dude, the real world. The first first season was so
• 1:08:30
  wholesome because the first time they had a gate fool on TV. His name
• 1:08:33
  was Pedro and like and this yeah, and he got aged and he died
• 1:08:38
  after the season ended, and it was sad as fuck, like and he
• 1:08:43
  can't, like he told the people in the house. And there was like
• 1:08:45
  one black fool who he was like cool with drands, but like the cool
• 1:08:48
  short drands. Then like he roller skated, and then there was like,
• 1:08:50
  you know, like two brother buff things in the house. People would hook
• 1:08:53
  up. They played jinga and shit, like real wholesome shit, the nineties
• 1:08:56
  shit, and I'm like it was sad, like this was like because they
• 1:08:59
  didn't know that that food was. That food had eight to like two episodes
• 1:09:02
  before where he was like you know what, I can't I can't stop,
• 1:09:04
  like you know, like this is why I'm like this, And then everybody
• 1:09:08
  kind of had that moment and fool after the fucking season and that that fool
• 1:09:11
  died, Okay, did he hook up with anybody on the show? So
• 1:09:14
  he did he like they would when they would go out, he would never
• 1:09:16
  hook up with anybody. So like, at some point after about episode eight,
• 1:09:20
  people were kind of like, hey, bro, like everybody else's fucking
• 1:09:24
  and Pedro's not getting no pussy. What's going on? You know, like
• 1:09:26
  what the fun because that's what happens in the world where they go out of
• 1:09:29
  the fuck, you know what I'm saying, Like they go But but then
• 1:09:31
  people started questioning and then they kind of like that food came out and he
• 1:09:35
  at some point he already had agreed that he was gonna do it, but
• 1:09:38
  he knew that he yeah, he didn't have that much time. It was
• 1:09:43
  kind of fucked up too though. It was kind of fucked up because like
• 1:09:45
  they showed his family he was from Cuban food from like Cuba, not like
• 1:09:48
  from their family from Florida, and likes, he's all tight with his family,
• 1:09:51
  bro Like, so he had a very like accepting family already, which
• 1:09:55
  is very verready hard imagine already in the nineties, you know what I mean.
• 1:09:59
  It's not as like as as more accepting as it is today per se,
• 1:10:02
  but there's like, yeah, this like he gets like homesick and shit,
• 1:10:05
  and then his family. He goes to find out and then that book
• 1:10:09
  gets really sick. Like I said, I've been watching this with my lady,
• 1:10:15
  like i'd be like I was, like that was fucked up about Pedro,
• 1:10:17
  Like like I love reality TV. I was almost on Back Girls Club.
• 1:10:23
  Yeah, oh, you would have been fighting. You would have been
• 1:10:25
  throwing aheads. She wouldn't fight like three black chicks all the audition, Like
• 1:10:29
  what did you fucking how to throw it down? No? I don't like
• 1:10:32
  that. I'm so glad I didn't get would go by ash Black girls are
• 1:10:40
  yeah, well no, yeah, and these are the bitches like like the
• 1:10:45
  pots, I will never forget that bitch, clank the pots. You ain't
• 1:10:47
  sleeping a night, bitch, And she's just thanking pop And we had we
• 1:10:51
  had that that that one of the first badgirls or I don't know, but
• 1:10:55
  Megan or whatever, like she's um she we had her on the Green Thumb
• 1:10:58
  Show. I love her and I ain't gonna lie. She did like she
• 1:11:00
  could throw some fucking hands, bro because she has long hands reach. And
• 1:11:03
  when I saw her, like I analyzed her right like because she came in
• 1:11:06
  here sweating, she gave me here sweat it up. She didn't give me
• 1:11:09
  She didn't come in here all like. She didn't come in here all like
• 1:11:11
  do all dub like you know, you might see her a regular TV like
• 1:11:14
  for the show. So I was like, she gave me here comfy bro.
• 1:11:16
  So I was just like, she came here look like she ready to
• 1:11:18
  fuck somebody up. Like I was like, I don't know what. I
• 1:11:20
  don't know what she's prepared for her. She had the glasses hair tied,
• 1:11:23
  and I was just like, that's some reach, bro. Like if she
• 1:11:26
  just fucking just had her like if she had like too much vodka and just
• 1:11:29
  felt angry, she could she could get in a few bowls on us,
• 1:11:31
  bro, like and everybody who was at the table, Like I was like,
• 1:11:34
  but then she said we asked her how many fights he'd been, because
• 1:11:36
  she was like, it was a fight every night, remember Ray, Like
• 1:11:40
  she says they had to have security in front of every room in there,
• 1:11:43
  because like they would just give these girls an alcohol like NonStop and then and
• 1:11:47
  then instigate, and they would have the buffet security and then they'll be like,
• 1:11:50
  all right, let him fight, and then the security would just carry
• 1:11:53
  him away. I mean, I don't and they do things like turn the
• 1:11:56
  air conditioner off. Yeah, you can't call your family, you can only
• 1:11:59
  take your phone owns away, yeah, and that you can't leave. And
• 1:12:01
  then they also she said the good things and the badside of it, But
• 1:12:05
  then she also said this is the reason why she started producing her own show,
• 1:12:09
  where she can't really like she's not going to be taking advantage of people
• 1:12:12
  with taking their fucking rights in the way where it's like, hey, bro,
• 1:12:15
  like I can't if something what if somebody dies? Yeah, you know
• 1:12:16
  what I mean, Like you need to talk to your family. I don't
• 1:12:18
  give a fuck, Like if you fought this bitch last night, your thia
• 1:12:21
  died, you know what I'm saying, Like, you gotta fucking talk to
• 1:12:24
  her. So I'm like that. So they were violating some kind of us.
• 1:12:26
  So now she produced, she's like head producers. So like apparently they
• 1:12:29
  do similar things on Love is Blind, Like, I'm not familiar with that
• 1:12:32
  show. I'm still down. That's when they're in the when they're in the
• 1:12:36
  pods and they're dating and they can't see each other and they propose to each
• 1:12:42
  other before they've even seen each other. They just talk and hear each other.
• 1:12:45
  That's it's not blind dad, it's blind marriage. I feel like I
• 1:12:49
  feel like that. I feel like that scripted. And what they do is,
• 1:12:54
  I knew, you don't have you you don't have your phone. You're
• 1:12:57
  living there on the set. They have the women live being like in one
• 1:13:00
  apartment and the men living in another apartment. And then you spend all day
• 1:13:04
  in pause and you switch with different people and you're on blind dates, so
• 1:13:09
  you can hear them but you can't see them. And they just do that
• 1:13:11
  all day, every day for like ten weeks, and then at the end
• 1:13:15
  they keep them. They're drinking the whole time. They can't like call home.
• 1:13:18
  It's just they're just doing that. And there's like pressure that like if
• 1:13:24
  they leave early, like from filming, like if they opt out, then
• 1:13:27
  they owed the network forty five thousand dollars. There was a write up recently
• 1:13:31
  about it. There was some journalism got to sign you up papers if a
• 1:13:38
  whole month. So yeah, they create these conditions to like cause drama and
• 1:13:42
  make people do things like when they're filming. Yeah, XAVI scenario if there
• 1:13:47
  was a like you know, would you sign up if it was legit?
• 1:13:57
  Though? I mean, it don't get me it's kind of fucked up,
• 1:14:00
  bro like, but it's like you're not necessarily you're like, you know,
• 1:14:01
  you're not, You're like a byeside. It's in the struggle per se where
• 1:14:04
  you're like, you're not you're not asking for work at home depot, you
• 1:14:08
  know what I mean. Shout out to all those workers out there, you
• 1:14:09
  know what will hire them? Nah, that's some of them wore cart dogs.
• 1:14:13
  Some of them that fixed the tie with my bathroom dog, straight up.
• 1:14:15
  Shout out to them. I would take those fools to Disney and next
• 1:14:17
  time I go. I've talked about it with Caesar Dog. But there's a
• 1:14:20
  reason they're at home depot because they can't keep No, because they don't have
• 1:14:24
  papers. It's because they can't keep All I know is when I passed by
• 1:14:28
  my two thousand four chef be Silverado, they'd be staring me down. Yo.
• 1:14:35
  They probably blocking to you, one of those Mexicans. And I thought
• 1:14:41
  they were coming they were gonna come in hot. They don't come in hot.
• 1:14:44
  They come in lazy, drunk, No, not drunk, but they
• 1:14:46
  come in not what I want. And I call my dad. Another is
• 1:14:49
  like, heyst are gonna be good like dude, just think about it.
• 1:14:55
  There are people that can't keep jobs. They're there are people like a fired
• 1:15:00
  from keeping a job. They're lazy. On the fuckers that stand outside from
• 1:15:01
  people waiting for you, they're not the best workers. There's a reason they
• 1:15:05
  stand there because they're lazy. And when my dad sounds like, you're fucking
• 1:15:10
  right, we were lazy. Okay, yeah, maybe not all of them.
• 1:15:13
  There's probably some. There's something something that like this is their last they
• 1:15:17
  fell to all the way to the bottom and this is their last shot,
• 1:15:20
  so they got to start from there. But I do it was a good
• 1:15:23
  worker, he'd have a job. That's why I said, if he was
• 1:15:25
  a good worker, he'd be a honey. That's like saying if you were
• 1:15:28
  a good person, you'd have papers. It's like hating hating on a home
• 1:15:32
  depot workers is like next level. Yeah, Bro, that is so thank
• 1:15:40
  you. I was like, I don't know how to point it out.
• 1:15:42
  I was like, yo, like yo started, you can get your own.
• 1:15:47
  But if he's not good at cookie, he's just good at hammering ship
• 1:15:49
  bro sitting there, but instruction workers, Yeah, like they can't, Bro,
• 1:15:56
  just don't pick them up care baut that put that on your right right
• 1:16:00
  there next to women. I'm almost done, right. I was like,
• 1:16:06
  he's just say, char the fuck I picked up at home? Deepoint you
• 1:16:11
  know what forty five is? Like, dude, like you got like some
• 1:16:14
  time still my boy, but if you could afford better confection workers than Xaviers
• 1:16:19
  work, you get what you get what I learned my lesson. You get
• 1:16:25
  what you don't get. Put up Dan. It was just all I'm saying,
• 1:16:30
  dog, It was just that guy. You know, as I'm just
• 1:16:33
  saying I'm not in illegal, thank god, I'm you know, I'm a
• 1:16:35
  citizen. But I'm just saying, like you like you being in illegal?
• 1:16:40
  I would definitely, I might guess very offensive. Dog. No, you
• 1:16:43
  you give major like Ted Cruise energy right now? Top That's what sure?
• 1:16:47
  He said, Top. Yeah, he loves top G. Once again,
• 1:16:51
  I do not endorse anything exavier because it comes out of my mouth. Retweet.
• 1:17:00
  I do not retweet. Yeah, I am. I am here.
• 1:17:08
  You see what you do to people do This is why I send you that
• 1:17:11
  message. Earlier I couldn't send him a message. I was like, hey,
• 1:17:15
  I'm like, if you're just I'm like if I'm like, if you're
• 1:17:17
  I'm like, if you're drunks already, bro, please just don't show up.
• 1:17:20
  Exavier Like, I'm like, because I'm like, I already know how
• 1:17:23
  you can get to Yes, yes, I'm almost. I'm like, all
• 1:17:26
  right whatever and I just I even and I send the screenshot to Bill.
• 1:17:30
  I send a screenshot to Terray. I was like, hey man, I'm
• 1:17:33
  like, oh, no, she matter to me when I was here and
• 1:17:38
  I was like, wait, is it canceled. I'm like, I don't
• 1:17:40
  because the Xavier's not showing up and she's like no. I'm like, I'm
• 1:17:42
  just reading the caption. Girl, I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:17:45
  I didn't even see a flyer. There was a fire before. I didn't
• 1:17:48
  get time. They made us look like like Mario Kart princesses. I want
• 1:17:53
  to see please. Yeah I did tell Yeah, you're tag. I don't
• 1:17:59
  know. My sh is dead. Yeah, the first thing in the morning.
• 1:18:02
  I know, dude. It's like it's like eleven am. And I
• 1:18:05
  feel like, lit, I look, you want to beer, you want
• 1:18:10
  to be here, I'll take what it wants. Participating. I feel like
• 1:18:17
  I feel like I'm on a no Jumper no Jumper podcast. Every time I
• 1:18:21
  come in because jump like the way it set up the headset. You don't
• 1:18:26
  think it gives no jumper, but it is a little no jumper. Yeah.
• 1:18:29
  I never thought i'd Yeah, what's your opinion, what's your opinion on
• 1:18:33
  that hot on everything? Because now now they're starting basically Yeah, you know
• 1:18:38
  I forgot you know that I'm invested in the Yeah I am too. Oh
• 1:18:42
  last last episode. Yeah, we got to catch up on our No Jumper
• 1:18:45
  and cheese man. Honestly, I still fuck with No Jumper. But it's
• 1:18:48
  like I kind of like I kind of just stir more into the sharp interviews
• 1:18:51
  just because I like how much he spazzes out of it and he's like,
• 1:18:56
  let me tell you something, not yeah, I love me so zarp,
• 1:19:00
  I love me so charp I feel like you would like him, feel like
• 1:19:05
  you just like he's very much. I don't know, I don't notice.
• 1:19:13
  I just noticed that, like he just he yells at women on his podcast.
• 1:19:18
  He goes to a hundred like from like from the beginning, he's like
• 1:19:23
  yelling at them before, but he's yelling at the women and he doesn't do
• 1:19:28
  that with the men. He's a big yeah, because there's different like genders,
• 1:19:33
  I think because obviously different genders, you're gonna, you know, talk
• 1:19:35
  to people different kai. But that like yell at women so easily, so
• 1:19:43
  with so much comfort, like it's nothing. And he doesn't handle the men
• 1:19:45
  on his show that way. He's very respectful to the men. Yeah,
• 1:19:49
  And he doesn't raise his voice with the men and he lets them speak and
• 1:19:53
  he like considers their point of view. With women, he's like, they're
• 1:19:56
  all kinds of bitches and they're nasty and they're fucked up and they have though
• 1:20:01
  like that. But that's why show and it shows, and that's how he
• 1:20:08
  handles the women guests. And I'm just like, it's just nasty to me,
• 1:20:11
  and I hate it because I need it that I like it because I
• 1:20:15
  see this doesn't sound so gross. But the way he's like, you're nasty,
• 1:20:18
  you don't got to be nasty, you know. He like, if
• 1:20:20
  girls want to be promiscuous, like you're dirty, somebids gonna hurt you,
• 1:20:25
  baby, girls. I think of her dad. I think of my dad,
• 1:20:28
  because my dad, don't be nat don't be like that, don't be
• 1:20:30
  like that. You don't like and put almost like in a way that it's
• 1:20:33
  just it's so fucked up. That's so hypocritical because he was making money off
• 1:20:38
  of women. Yes, I do feel about that about women, but I
• 1:20:42
  also see that he's I don't know, at one point he's like everybody there
• 1:20:45
  is like looking for love and like, I don't know, I don't know.
• 1:20:47
  Maybe I'm just hypnotized, but I don't know. I'm not a fan.
• 1:20:53
  Yeah, sometimes I have sometimes I am. Do you feel like Adam
• 1:21:00
  is really a culture vulture? Yeah, in the sense yes, because he
• 1:21:04
  kind of like he went back to the whole street the fascination of street culture
• 1:21:09
  ship that he was having before. So now he has all these like black
• 1:21:11
  Dudesho are commuting crimes or shit or and there are artists they are commuting crimes.
• 1:21:15
  They were dying for this interview to come up there, and he's having
• 1:21:17
  like he has a whole new staff. So it's like he has enough staff
• 1:21:20
  that can't outshine him in a way. So he kind of got it back
• 1:21:24
  to what is So it's like I feel he's back to the street culture fascination,
• 1:21:26
  which is not what he really knows. I'm like, bro, like,
• 1:21:28
  what's this, what's this fascination with like street politics? I'm like,
• 1:21:31
  bro, like this shit is not necessarily a pleasant life. You know what
• 1:21:34
  sounds like you're a white dude. I'm like, bro, talk about being
• 1:21:36
  a fucking dad and like get some of these famous BMX people, but they're
• 1:21:40
  since you got rid of all black people there, you know what I mean,
• 1:21:42
  because you pissed all these fools off. Like why the fuck like you
• 1:21:45
  got I don't know. I'm just saying you could change it to a whole
• 1:21:46
  direction. But I kind of I like, I like Big Court. It's
• 1:21:49
  cool. I like, I like, you know who I don't like.
• 1:21:51
  I don't like Almighty, Right, he's a girl. He's a girl.
• 1:21:56
  He's he is like he takes homophobic like to a whole of the level.
• 1:22:02
  He's just very emotionally immature. Yeah, there it is. That's what it
• 1:22:05
  is like. But i mean like I'm like, yo, come on,
• 1:22:08
  bro, I was like, this is I'm like, you're you got real
• 1:22:11
  numbers, bro, you know, I'm just saying, I'm like, I'm
• 1:22:13
  surprised you don't get like you know that that like canceled in a sense.
• 1:22:16
  But I'm like, I don't know, that's that's Adams. Yeah, that's
• 1:22:18
  just crazy. That's just Chris, Yeah, do you watch the other other
• 1:22:27
  ones? Though? Do you watch Community? And not? Really? I
• 1:22:30
  almost got, I basically I got. I try not to watch it anymore
• 1:22:32
  because I basically got so sucked into the drama that nothing hits the same anymore,
• 1:22:36
  like thank you after they kept just posting those feos. Can't watch a
• 1:22:40
  regular interview like I don't want to watch your gez with these foods? No
• 1:22:42
  more like I'm like, nah, nothing like it didn't compare no more like
• 1:22:45
  they shouldn't have done that. They shouldn't have put their business out there like
• 1:22:47
  that. They shouldn't have capitalized off the drama, and no companies should put
• 1:22:51
  their business out there like that, like and I almost thought it was like
• 1:22:55
  fake because I was like, who would do this? You're basically we collapsing
• 1:23:00
  your whole entire business, right like they love that, don't imagine if you
• 1:23:03
  put I don't know that. Sometimes me and he's gonna go at it before
• 1:23:06
  the Oh, I know if we put them love it. But I don't
• 1:23:13
  want. I don't want them to know that. Mean he's on sometimes fight
• 1:23:14
  because we do, but goals like we don't get along on some ship and
• 1:23:17
  raise the fucking guy that helps them. All, Right, well, do
• 1:23:20
  you guys are fucking idiots? You're both stupid. You're right, you're wrong.
• 1:23:25
  He doesn't say that, but but he let the fans won't let it
• 1:23:29
  go. They want more of it, and they'll press it. We started
• 1:23:31
  beef, they'd wanted to go deeper. Yeah, they'd instigate it and the
• 1:23:34
  next you know me and he'sn't. Really they do try to instigate it,
• 1:23:38
  like Helen and try to instigate it their supporters. I got a text saying,
• 1:23:44
  Yo, you better hurry up. Reason's gonna be pissed all the way
• 1:23:47
  here on Uber and I literally get a ten broad hur the fuck up.
• 1:23:50
  I was so scared because I told him, I'm like, I was really
• 1:23:54
  scared because last time I came in, I felt like it was really tense
• 1:23:57
  and I felt like you guys were upset because I was late. Remember I
• 1:23:59
  couldn't find the so I was like five. I was like I literally sat
• 1:24:03
  here, like Moa literally sat here, and like you could just like feel
• 1:24:06
  like like the girls, the girls were fighting the girls. I know it
• 1:24:15
  was Xavi's periods. Girls do not fight when they're on their period. Girls
• 1:24:21
  are snapping on their period. That is such a fucking mist. Chocolate and
• 1:24:26
  cheetos. We're iron we try, we're iron deficient. We're losing blood cloths.
• 1:24:31
  You guys eat steaks during that time, Yeah, I do. I
• 1:24:33
  eat lots of meat during that time. I eat everything. She'd be out
• 1:24:39
  of the streets because she's in heat. I'm like, that's what, that's
• 1:24:43
  what. That's a perfect time. That's not at all. I hibernid on
• 1:24:50
  my on my cycle. I know my cycle isn't regular because I'm on birth
• 1:24:55
  control. I know that's so bad. But I've been on birth control since
• 1:24:57
  I was like seventeen. I heard some girls tell me. I'm like,
• 1:25:00
  I was like, hey, so when your period, She's like, I
• 1:25:00
  haven't had in six months. I felt for her. I was like,
• 1:25:03
  yo, you need you need to clean that shit out. That ship been
• 1:25:06
  wanting to come out. I felt bad for I was like, yeah,
• 1:25:09
  I could still keep hitting it. But like I d like, it is
• 1:25:13
  not healthy. It's not how that works. Healthy on how that works?
• 1:25:16
  Yeah, it's not. The lining isn't just accumulating, that's not that's Yeah.
• 1:25:23
  When I found out that cramps were really your stomach, your stomach lining
• 1:25:27
  shedding. Yeah, your uterus is literally contract I know. I get grossed
• 1:25:31
  out by my own body. I'm like, oh, bitch, your contract
• 1:25:39
  your muscles are contracting like this and squeezing it. I love you. Feel
• 1:25:45
  like I feel like I'm not missed to have a baby either. I feel
• 1:25:47
  like I know as women were supposed to, but I feel like my body
• 1:25:49
  just oh no, I know I'm hellofertile. I know my body is ready
• 1:25:53
  to bear life at any second, at any moment, I could give birth.
• 1:25:56
  I know this. Yeah, yeah, I know that. I know
• 1:25:59
  that I could have a child and then pick it up. You can.
• 1:26:01
  I could like go ho a field like that's what I'm built. No,
• 1:26:05
  I'm saying like if we were in the old Country, I could like have
• 1:26:09
  a child and like keep cooking and then go like like plan to bean field,
• 1:26:13
  you know what I mean, like wild breastfeeding. Like I know,
• 1:26:15
  I know I come from that stock, you know, like I can do.
• 1:26:18
  Yeah. Yeah, they would want to marry her because she's a house
• 1:26:21
  She's very strong and very strong, and I know that I could bear at
• 1:26:27
  least twenty children. I know at the farm. Some one's got to have
• 1:26:32
  at the farm. I'm not going to I just know that I could.
• 1:26:35
  I know I have that capability after another, Yeah, totally totally can one
• 1:26:43
  person like Mexican Gumpo chi wa wa in the middle of the desert. Yeah,
• 1:26:49
  well, I want to raise boxers. I want my kids to be
• 1:26:53
  boxers. No, I want to raise an army of kids to come and
• 1:26:59
  beat up all your kids. I'm just kidding my kid. Beginning, I
• 1:27:08
  was hanging. I feel like, if I have one kid, I will
• 1:27:11
  break. I will. I feel like, if I have one kid,
• 1:27:14
  I'll snap in half. My kid will just be referee. Yeah, your
• 1:27:17
  kid's gonna be running bets on the fight on the side. I can do
• 1:27:24
  a soccer team, but I seriously feel like if I have one, I
• 1:27:28
  would just like snap in half. I will say this. I'm back to
• 1:27:30
  menstruating. I love. I love being the only female comedian. It's not
• 1:27:38
  real this queue and non motherfucker my friend. No. I love being the
• 1:27:45
  only female comic on a lineup sometimes because I'm like in the green room,
• 1:27:48
  like fully menstruating in the bathroom, and I just it's just a powerful feeling,
• 1:27:54
  you know what I mean, we're outside, they have no idea,
• 1:27:59
  you know what I mean, and I'm like bleeding everywhere. You feel superior
• 1:28:02
  basically because they're like yes, because I'm the only one that can create life
• 1:28:06
  in here. Bitch. That's how I used to feel when I would be
• 1:28:09
  the only one still doing coke and everybody's like no more, Like I would
• 1:28:13
  be in the bathroom like over for me, like gonna be like not knowing
• 1:28:17
  that I can just die in there and not come out. Yeah, I'm
• 1:28:21
  glad. I'm glad. That's what That's what made me. Comics. We
• 1:28:26
  do more time? Can we get some of his time? Yeah? Right?
• 1:28:30
  There be like, yo, he died in there, but like does
• 1:28:32
  everybody get an extra four minutes? Are you show? Are you going to
• 1:28:38
  host another show? Yeah's got the comic buck. I might get him on
• 1:28:42
  my show. But if you're hosted it, bro, I want people to
• 1:28:44
  show up. Are you can have us host it? Yeah we're funny,
• 1:28:47
  Yeah we're good host. I didn't well elevate the quality a little bit,
• 1:28:51
  you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll
• 1:28:55
  bring a refinement, bring some goddess energy. You guys are gonna come up
• 1:29:00
  with those those like monsters ink suits, the ones when they when they got
• 1:29:03
  exposed to like the kids, and they're like, oh, because because it's
• 1:29:09
  toxicity. Yeah, no, we'll cut down on the hate speech. I'm
• 1:29:12
  gonna dress modest, honestly, in turtleneck. I'm a modest mommy. She's
• 1:29:20
  opposite. I don't know. When I do stand up, I like to
• 1:29:24
  be a little more covered up because it's like it takes away it's like game
• 1:29:28
  day, you know, and it's like you just want to be comfortable.
• 1:29:30
  Also as as as a female, as a female, as a woman,
• 1:29:35
  sometimes when you're the only one on the lineup, it's like I don't want
• 1:29:39
  to go wearing a flashy outfit because what if I don't do well, because
• 1:29:42
  then it's like oh all that for what? And she's the only bit you
• 1:29:45
  know what I mean. Like I'm like, let me go wearing all black
• 1:29:47
  and just be neutral. I just when I go on stage, and my
• 1:29:51
  goal is for people when they bring up my name is for like mainly men
• 1:29:58
  too, is for them to come limit my jokes first. Yeah about the
• 1:30:01
  writing instead of being like performance, you know, that's kind of being like
• 1:30:06
  oh, you know Steve Ana, like oh yeah she's hot, or like
• 1:30:09
  she's this she has a big titty something like I don't want I want it
• 1:30:12
  to be like yeah she's funny, like that good that yeah yeah, And
• 1:30:15
  that's why I always be in like sweats and sweatshirts and they'd be calling me
• 1:30:19
  out a chatterbox or whatever. They be in pajamas. Yeah, they're all
• 1:30:23
  dressed like, they're all dressed nasty, Like they're all dressed like the flannels
• 1:30:30
  in winter. Yeah. No. But some of the comics dressed like they're
• 1:30:32
  homeless. Like some of the comics look bust. There are some homes.
• 1:30:35
  Some of the comics are over exactly. Actually, I think a lot of
• 1:30:41
  comedy space comed Do you think that's there there go to move to do?
• 1:30:46
  Because to me, people tell me like, bro, you up there too,
• 1:30:48
  flash, yeah, Brandon, you got the best Jordans like you.
• 1:30:53
  You don't. We don't want to laugh. We don't want to laugh.
• 1:30:56
  Get me wrong, which I know. I know people talk about going up
• 1:30:59
  there like look up stupider, and I'm like, probably an me. I
• 1:31:01
  ain't gonna come up to here looking like an idiot, like it's this is
• 1:31:04
  me. I think some I think some comics do you write that you just
• 1:31:08
  gotta be here? I think some comics intentionally make themselves look terrible because they're
• 1:31:14
  like purists in that way. But I think that it's important. You're still
• 1:31:16
  on stage, you're still performing. You should still look good and you I
• 1:31:20
  feel like the way you dress, but also like the way you dress and
• 1:31:24
  stuff is also part of your character. Like when you're on stage, you're
• 1:31:27
  giving a character. You're giving a performance, and the way you dress and
• 1:31:30
  your whole thing is all part of it. And I think it can add
• 1:31:32
  to your comedy, like comics who can like include the way they look,
• 1:31:36
  you know what I mean, Like George Press stories. Je Preston ends up
• 1:31:41
  with the fucking penleton every time, and it was perfect. He's up there.
• 1:31:45
  That's his looks. I've seen him in I've seen him in Austin where
• 1:31:47
  it's so hot and it doesn't want to wear the penelton, but he puts
• 1:31:50
  it on right before he gets hung. Yeah, and it works for him.
• 1:31:53
  And you're right, there's some people that Yo, that's a total look.
• 1:31:56
  That's his look. His jokes wouldn't work as well if he wasn't wearing
• 1:32:00
  the penalty and so it's that thing where like it works out for him.
• 1:32:03
  The bitches love when I wear my butterfly clips Yes, you're so cute and
• 1:32:09
  clips yeah, because it's so like god, like, yeah, it's you.
• 1:32:15
  It's very Yeah. But I I was like you before because I used
• 1:32:18
  to think like, oh my god, I can't be too over girly,
• 1:32:20
  like with I can't have too much makeup or like where earrings are kind of
• 1:32:24
  be like extra because also too, it's like, can I strongly feel like
• 1:32:28
  stand up like the ugly people? Definitely kill it like it's it's ugly people,
• 1:32:31
  it's an ugly person in sport. It's really good for losers and people
• 1:32:34
  who are like you know, just been bullied their whole life and not paid
• 1:32:39
  attention too. It's really good for them. But like so I felt like
• 1:32:43
  I felt like I had to be like that, but we don't. We
• 1:32:45
  don't have to be like that. We have to be ourselves because there's people
• 1:32:47
  who look just like us too, and they're gonna like us. It's not
• 1:32:50
  gonna be it's gonna be our audience. It's not gonna be their audience.
• 1:32:54
  Like there's enough people in the world for there to be different types of audiences.
• 1:32:58
  So that's why I think it's good to like not taking other people's opinions
• 1:33:01
  and just capitalize on who you are and be sure about I think that's where
• 1:33:04
  the where the comedy has seen has shifted too, because I mean, for
• 1:33:08
  a while, when I wanted to, like, I would notice that people
• 1:33:11
  had a hard time accepting that that it's just like they like older comics or
• 1:33:15
  some older comics would look at like the new kind of be like how the
• 1:33:17
  like like you're just portraying to the same credits, Like yeah, bro,
• 1:33:19
  I'm I'm going to where I I'm getting lapsed, you know, and you're
• 1:33:24
  you're cating on that because you took longer to figure it out. And you
• 1:33:28
  know, I mean there was like this gap to be bridge, like to
• 1:33:30
  be bridged with the older comics and new comics. And it's like if it
• 1:33:32
  wasn't for some of the like the big big names out there making that shift
• 1:33:36
  and shout out to those people that are out there embracing the newer comics,
• 1:33:40
  it wouldn't have this new shift when this is going because for a while,
• 1:33:43
  man, it's like older fools, don't be don't be liking embracing that new
• 1:33:45
  ship. And I do get it because they went and through it for a
• 1:33:47
  lot. They went through it a lot more differently than us. But that
• 1:33:50
  doesn't mean we can't keep growing as a whole unit. If you just fucking
• 1:33:54
  block the door, you know what I'm saying. We'll say that it's cool
• 1:33:58
  that Paul is doing the span Let's show, because I wouldn't. I don't
• 1:34:00
  know how else it was I was. I would have gotten time at the
• 1:34:03
  laugh Factory. Yeah, same here, you know, thank God for him,
• 1:34:08
  and it's cool, And they're right, like, it is really hard
• 1:34:12
  to get stage time, like the open mic at the Hollywood Improv. Isn't
• 1:34:15
  possible. To get up at the Comedy Store, like pot luck is very
• 1:34:19
  difficult to get I got up at pot luck and then they send you an
• 1:34:25
  email afterwards after you perform, you can't submit your name again for like eight
• 1:34:30
  weeks or something. Oh no, I'm good. It's hard to get up
• 1:34:33
  at the clubs. I got called up the same day she got called up
• 1:34:36
  at the potluck. I got called up at the same week. So I
• 1:34:42
  say it was like, yeah, I mean I did potluck on Monday,
• 1:34:45
  and then she got called up on Tuesday at the Improv, and then they
• 1:34:49
  gave her a guaranteed spot to go back. Then then they said everyone was
• 1:34:54
  like the booker's gonna be the booker should be there, And then I got
• 1:34:56
  there, she wasn't there. Not to mention too, man, that's like
• 1:35:00
  like you know, I went up third and uh, like Paul sat there
• 1:35:04
  and watched everybody's fucking set. And to have somebody down that level, you
• 1:35:10
  know what I mean, he's he's very underrated as fun if you really got
• 1:35:13
  in my opinion, you know what I mean, I think he deserves more
• 1:35:15
  flowers than he's than he's gotten in a sense. But but what I'm saying
• 1:35:19
  is that like for him to sit there and watch everybody set and genuinely give
• 1:35:25
  it his honest attention, Bro, that attention is kind of worth more than
• 1:35:28
  some money, you know what I mean. Where it's like he can And
• 1:35:30
  then I mean I got a chance to talk to me. He had a
• 1:35:31
  one on one and he gave me his honest input, and I was like,
• 1:35:34
  hey, bro, this is very humbling to really have its experience,
• 1:35:36
  because I mean, how long have we been going to the comedy Store And
• 1:35:40
  the only time I've been up there is when George Peres gave me, like
• 1:35:43
  the set time that last time. I don't know, it's like four years
• 1:35:45
  ago. And then and then when he got his name signed on the wall,
• 1:35:47
  because I still support the homies, you know what I mean, I'm
• 1:35:49
  like, oh shit, that's homie getting under the mcgoyismtacuonasso and fucking watch his
• 1:35:54
  name get on the wall. That was tight as fuck. Yeah it's hard
• 1:35:58
  to get so, yeah, it's hard. It's been possible to get stage
• 1:36:00
  time, which is also why we love Chatterbox because we go we get stage
• 1:36:04
  time every Thursday. It's a good open mic. And then like if you
• 1:36:08
  do good, like and you keep doing good, they'll they'll talk to you
• 1:36:11
  and book you on the Sunday show. And you know the Sunday show we
• 1:36:14
  had show we had on the from this Food Chris Strata, Chris is Strata.
• 1:36:19
  He started he started going on going there for a while. Trail has
• 1:36:24
  been to all the good shows. He's like the perfect Mexican for TV.
• 1:36:27
  Yeah, he's great. So you only give these people three minutes. That's
• 1:36:31
  the open mind, and that's cool with it. But like I'm at the
• 1:36:35
  point where these fools are asking me for fifteen minutes. I can't do fifteen
• 1:36:39
  I can't I have twelve three minutes? Bro, No, you gotta work
• 1:36:44
  into it. But I want to, like, I'm looking like, I'm
• 1:36:46
  sure you're also looking for a spot will give you like fifteen minutes. Well,
• 1:36:49
  I just did twelve soul through Hell put me on his shows. He
• 1:36:55
  bad you with the mullet. That's the one I had on my post peaks.
• 1:36:57
  So bro, he's fucking I just did. He just did a show
• 1:37:00
  yesterday for single their Mile at the stand Up Comedy Club in Bellflower, shout
• 1:37:03
  out Sewell. He had me on his lineup and he gave me twelve minutes.
• 1:37:06
  So I'm not saying hit up soul, but I feel like it's got
• 1:37:11
  to be these shows that are, you know, not necessarily on the Sunset
• 1:37:15
  Strip. They're not necessarily the big three clubs. It's like we have to
• 1:37:17
  go to smaller clubs, the more alt clubs, theaters, and I think
• 1:37:23
  that's where we're more likely to build relationships and consistently like get up and then
• 1:37:28
  get that kind of time. I feel like only staying within the like big
• 1:37:31
  comedy things, you're not really growing and you're not There's also a lot it
• 1:37:38
  takes. Chatterbox takes a lot. I've gotten ten minutes at Chatterbox on the
• 1:37:41
  Sunday Show. You should do, Um, you should do fourth Wall because
• 1:37:46
  fourth while they do TI Fitness, I do fourth Wall. I'm in and
• 1:37:50
  out. That's right, my shit in and out. Um, you can
• 1:37:54
  do ten minutes there if that's what you want to do. It's awkward as
• 1:37:57
  fuck because there's only like five people in there, but it's worth it because
• 1:38:00
  after that, you're just like, I can do anything after that. You
• 1:38:04
  go there, loosen up, bro, I remember that would always be the
• 1:38:08
  one that I would want to start off with. I'm like, I don't
• 1:38:10
  care. It's like the one due to paying attention is the guy's running the
• 1:38:12
  show and he's genuinely paying attention. So I'm like, I don't care.
• 1:38:15
  Amazing. Joe yeah, Joe yeah. And I'm like if you just go
• 1:38:17
  there, you just do your stand and then you get out. It's like
• 1:38:19
  once you get once you get that one off, you're like all right,
• 1:38:21
  but you can't do work. Like there's only up from me. It's not
• 1:38:25
  just you got that nervousness out. You want to go for a round two,
• 1:38:29
  bro, You just want to be like, you know what, I
• 1:38:30
  can add this, I can do that, and then your second show is
• 1:38:33
  going to be like on point, depending on which is where you're at.
• 1:38:36
  Yeah, so I feel like you could do those the ten minutes. That
• 1:38:40
  really helps, because that's what I want. Like these pools asked me for
• 1:38:43
  fifteen. I can't do fifteen. I get off about how long have you
• 1:38:45
  been doing comedy because to be honest, high bare leader. Yeah, that's
• 1:38:48
  fine that you don't have fifteen right now. I wouldn't say Russia. I
• 1:38:51
  feel like, what you need to do, Yeah, you're right, you're
• 1:38:55
  right capitalize on the small stuff that you have right now because at least a
• 1:38:59
  ten minutes, because I've been asked to do fifteen and I said yeah,
• 1:39:00
  and I walked off at like thirteen, Like it's that thing where the guy
• 1:39:04
  looked at me like you have two minutes. I'm like, bro, like
• 1:39:05
  you don't like play with the crowd at all or like riff shows, I
• 1:39:09
  don't try to. There's two minutes and then I get I get blessed two
• 1:39:14
  years. Yeah, two minutes to me, it's very weird. I do
• 1:39:18
  try new Ship, but I can't. Just like Xavier is a two minute
• 1:39:21
  man. I think. I think I think it's like that's you have two
• 1:39:28
  minutes to play with, Like you could like, you know, like in
• 1:39:30
  the middle of your set, like yeah, but you know have the comede
• 1:39:32
  want to end a killer like I end. So that's what I'm saying is
• 1:39:35
  in the middle of your set, you could like try a little crowd work
• 1:39:41
  or something just to because I think you have a lot of pressure on you.
• 1:39:44
  I think you'll feel pressure because you hang out with George Perez, and
• 1:39:46
  I think that you get these opportunities obviously because your networking skills, which is
• 1:39:51
  amazing in something that I lack and that she is amazing at and I want
• 1:39:55
  to develop. You have good networking skills. So I feel like you just
• 1:39:58
  feel a little pressure because you're around on these big time comedians and you get
• 1:40:01
  these spots so easily, but you're not ready yet. And that's fine to
• 1:40:03
  be like I could do ten. Ten is good, Yeah, I can
• 1:40:06
  do good ten. He's like, you ask me time, but you need
• 1:40:10
  to find a ten and stick to it. To be honest, two years,
• 1:40:13
  I don't think you're gonna like I think you're still playing with it,
• 1:40:15
  Like you're still playing with That's why I asked like three minutes. It's like,
• 1:40:18
  what am I doing with three minutes? I have nothing Like if you
• 1:40:21
  can't do three minutes and trust you're not gonna be able to do fifteen minutes.
• 1:40:24
  But I can do two minutes, but I want more. If you
• 1:40:27
  give me three minutes, I like the thing is I'm gonna look at him
• 1:40:29
  like yo. And that's the worst because at Third at Third Wheel, they
• 1:40:34
  have some mics that are like they give you like ten minutes. We can
• 1:40:39
  yeah, we can introduce you to Steve too, though, like we can
• 1:40:42
  introduce you guys, but honestly, he only puts peeple on the show who
• 1:40:45
  like he can see their progress. But that's but or like really really big
• 1:40:48
  have to go to that, you know. But honestly, it would really
• 1:40:53
  be good for like networking, and honestly, I just feel like it would
• 1:40:55
  boost I mean, you guys don't need it, guys are confident already,
• 1:40:58
  but I feel like it'll boost yourselfest scene up because I really think the people
• 1:41:00
  would love you, Like I really think like you guys would be like respect
• 1:41:03
  not respected. They were like, well, appreciate it a little bit more.
• 1:41:08
  That feels good to do. The people just don't say I don't and
• 1:41:15
  don't say the home deeople, don't say the home deepole. They won't like
• 1:41:17
  that, won't get any like yeah, yeah, how to air your bro
• 1:41:25
  fools, don't hit papers. But basically doing like the shitty mics is what
• 1:41:29
  you have to do. There's no running away from it. You gott us.
• 1:41:31
  You gotta be on those shitty ass fucking mics. You gotta eat.
• 1:41:38
  It's it's very humbling, it is. Yeah, it's very it's very it's
• 1:41:42
  very humbling. But I will say I love that I do stand up comedy
• 1:41:45
  because I feel like I don't know, don't you guys feel like this sense
• 1:41:48
  of like empowerment because you public speak and like these there's bitches that turn down
• 1:41:54
  opportunities, don't go to school and stuff because they fear public speaking. And
• 1:41:59
  like if we got put into opportunity where we had to speak up first,
• 1:42:01
  I was to speak up for something like we could. It's a nice it's
• 1:42:04
  a nice set like skill set. I think that's like yeah, like which
• 1:42:09
  I public speak? Like yeah, like tell me if you had a public
• 1:42:13
  speak where or like you don't have to make no one laughter you do it.
• 1:42:15
  I could do it like nothing. Yes, I could do it,
• 1:42:16
  like I can public speak and read an article for an article to you and
• 1:42:19
  I can't even read. And I will read this article to you. I'll
• 1:42:21
  just tell you about my fucking day. If I don't hear, if I
• 1:42:25
  don't hear, if I see a joke and I don't and I don't hear
• 1:42:27
  the lab, I'll say you can see me, like literally, you can
• 1:42:34
  see me. That have you ever? You know what? They're still working
• 1:42:38
  on getting loose and having fun. I still think that you're just like you
• 1:42:41
  feel pressured. You just like you don't feel like you can have You don't
• 1:42:45
  feel like you could suck up because all the other people that you're on the
• 1:42:47
  shows with aren't. And it's like on these shitty shows you can have fun
• 1:42:50
  and you learn how to loosen up, and you learn how to handle the
• 1:42:53
  quiet moments and make them make them fun. Yeah, it's just I get
• 1:42:58
  you, But like you're blessed to have those opportunities though, to be on
• 1:43:00
  like you know, you just gotta do the shitty work now to make the
• 1:43:03
  most of the opportunity to bro That's why you gotta go hit them open mics,
• 1:43:08
  go with these zone, yeah, or hit up, Mala, she'd
• 1:43:12
  be going with Daniel her make I don't know how to m you like that,
• 1:43:21
  but I'm what the open mics, girl, Bro, she's gonna block
• 1:43:26
  you after this whole thing. And Xavier, I was like, no,
• 1:43:30
  because I really cannot be I really cannot be associated this podcasts. I told
• 1:43:35
  the Xavier and I told Mala to each other. I'm like, oh my
• 1:43:39
  god, you're gonna like him and you'n like her, like I feel like
• 1:43:41
  you two would get along. You guys like you guys are. And then
• 1:43:44
  I'm like, okay, whatever. I guess I don't know them because Stevana,
• 1:43:48
  you're the like the optimist of optimists, like you would just have the
• 1:43:53
  most positive outlook on life. You just believe in people like these are all
• 1:43:56
  gorgeous qualities that I love about you. You're great. It's a great time
• 1:44:00
  here. It's not you, it's him and you like either That's okay.
• 1:44:03
  It's not the first time I ever heard that. I don't think you always
• 1:44:06
  always be dog. It's always me. I'm the one who cheated. Definitely
• 1:44:11
  up. He knows he don't cheat, don't you know. He's the problem.
• 1:44:15
  He's don't cheat, and he continues, please, don't cheat, don't
• 1:44:20
  no, don't try, don't do that. Don't. I literally try not
• 1:44:27
  to while I'm doing my Damn I should have been doing this to the viewers.
• 1:44:30
  Don't don't, Exaber. You're single. You will get caught. You
• 1:44:32
  will get caught. I don't care how how good you're hiding it. You
• 1:44:35
  will get caught. You will get karmau shaggy every damn my house. It
• 1:44:44
  wasn't me, exam. You don't have a relationship. He's like your single.
• 1:44:50
  Yeah, Like this is how forget that? I give that bitch an
• 1:44:54
  extra key. God damn it, you give nobody an extra key. Exaber,
• 1:44:59
  I don't know what you're talking talking about. I love you, but
• 1:45:05
  is she a girlfriend? I've seen that something. You guys were pregnant?
• 1:45:12
  Oh oh yeah because yeah, yeah, because those April April's April schools after
• 1:45:17
  I know, yeah her. And then there was some awkward silence because everybody's
• 1:45:23
  like, yeah, you kind of right. I don't want to I was
• 1:45:28
  a check. I just don't want to say it, and like, am
• 1:45:32
  I don't fal ever, like yeah, if I was a check saying nothing
• 1:45:34
  nobody and have to be by mistake. Did it be like you caught me
• 1:45:38
  blacked out that day? Like I'd be like yo, because I know it
• 1:45:41
  would be like he took advantage, for sure, But I did believe it.
• 1:45:44
  And then I got on the next day on April second, so I
• 1:45:46
  had seen them after, so I was like, oh, it's I was
• 1:45:49
  like, oh my goodness, I was gonna gonna was gonna say congrats.
• 1:45:54
  But you would be so lucky to have her because her. Yeah, that's
• 1:46:00
  what we've been telling them the whole time, you know. I'm like,
• 1:46:02
  yo, man, I was like, she already fucking knows you in Consumiti
• 1:46:04
  and she likes you. That's messed up. She likes you for we don't
• 1:46:10
  understand where like you know, you can do so much better. I'm unvascinated.
• 1:46:15
  She looks like she looks more than ever. I'mated. Not if it's
• 1:46:20
  retarded someone. Not if it's retarded and dyslecting. Bro, it will be
• 1:46:28
  the next I will tell you right now. It would be a literate because
• 1:46:30
  I am. But it's got a couple good traits. She looks like she
• 1:46:33
  she looks like someone that you should respect, and you dress like someone who
• 1:46:38
  disrespects. Yeah, you see her. You hear that, dude. Chili
• 1:46:43
  knows we respect her. Chili knows. She's like every time, it's like,
• 1:46:46
  hey, Chili, you want to set up your story'll be right next
• 1:46:48
  to mine, Chilly. Here you go, by the way, Chili,
• 1:46:51
  we hope you are doing well. We love you here in this podcast.
• 1:46:56
  Thanks for the flyers. Did you did you guys? I want can I
• 1:46:59
  see mine? Can you pull it up? I want to see it because
• 1:47:01
  I didn't get um yeah, and where was my first one? Xavier?
• 1:47:06
  Oh? Please please fuck up? Look that means I can keep the SOB.
• 1:47:14
  This is so cute, Beaner Peach cut her peach cute. I love
• 1:47:20
  it. There was enough Mexican kids they want to go see Mao that we
• 1:47:24
  probably couldn't get a beer. Peach like like every fucking to this day,
• 1:47:29
  I haven't watched The Ship with my girlfriend. I've been wanting to. I'm
• 1:47:30
  like, well, watch it this week, And every time I was like,
• 1:47:32
  are the seats selected, She's like, yeahther're fucking all select. I'm
• 1:47:35
  like, Drebert, I'll just win another week. And I'm like, man,
• 1:47:38
  I just stop watching Mario, damn it. I'm like I want to
• 1:47:42
  fucking kid some seats. See. I wish I could. I can't watch
• 1:47:45
  through. I can't watch movies, and I'm like animation. Animation is like
• 1:47:47
  watches up the Walking Dead or where the fuck? Dude? That's what she
• 1:47:55
  got me? Gave up on it? No, I will never. Isn't
• 1:47:58
  it over? I get dedicated my life to the Walking Dead? There's like
• 1:48:01
  a spin off of this shit, right, I don't know. I don't
• 1:48:04
  want to. I don't want to get myself involved because he really I'm he
• 1:48:09
  used to come in here and he used to just be like Walking Dead was
• 1:48:13
  so great, and I was like, I can see why you would like
• 1:48:15
  that shit. No, it's so because the thing is that when I watched
• 1:48:17
  things, I feel too much Like That's why I don't really like watching movies,
• 1:48:19
  because I'll cry a lot and stuff. But for The Walking Dead,
• 1:48:24
  I feel like I get like I'm so into it that I get so invested
• 1:48:29
  and like I start taking it to like my reality, like oh my god,
• 1:48:32
  Like I do start panicking thinking like what happens if a zombie apocalypse?
• 1:48:38
  Yeah? I do, I do, I do. But then I'm like
• 1:48:40
  judging people like, okay, would any of you guys be on my team.
• 1:48:45
  One of the cast members died, some old man the governor chopped his
• 1:48:47
  head off. I got so close to him, I felt like my grandfather
• 1:48:51
  died. For a week, you get invested that much. Have you Have
• 1:48:55
  you tried a Game of Thrones? No, I don't want to know.
• 1:48:58
  I don't want to because I'm gonna be I mean, I cried when Tony
• 1:49:01
  Soprano died. When when it was and understood, I was like, oh
• 1:49:05
  man, this is sad. Have you guys been watching Have you guys watched
• 1:49:10
  Girls? Why are you laughing? He watching? What are you watching?
• 1:49:21
  Girls? Girls are so good? What's so good? Girls? What's his
• 1:49:25
  name? Right? You're on our team. I just don't know what this
• 1:49:30
  show is. Someone with taste on this team. Finally, he's the only
• 1:49:34
  married one. By the way, Yeah, Girls is very, very good.
• 1:49:40
  You guys should watch it. But it's all about white women in New
• 1:49:43
  York City. That just sounds like Sex in the City. It's the millennial
• 1:49:48
  it's the millennial version. I didn't watch Sex in the City of the first
• 1:49:53
  place. Any drama. What do you watch batties? You're gonna be No,
• 1:49:58
  I do because you like the ladies shows the ladies are watching, but
• 1:50:08
  I can't understand why the ladies are watching them. But I just I just
• 1:50:11
  can't. Like I'm not gonna just go out of my way and watching like
• 1:50:14
  I've been watching like the shows that watching My girl, like we watched the
• 1:50:15
  Girl, like we watched we watched Snowfall. I wait, I gotta don't
• 1:50:20
  like bathroom but we're almost pretty much we just go down. Yeah, I'm
• 1:50:28
  sure we're tao. Yeah. No, I watched shows like fucking Snowfall.
• 1:50:31
  Um, you know what I'm saying, Uh, how to how to watch
• 1:50:35
  graz and at the worst, the worst that one. I feel like that's
• 1:50:39
  too much. Yeah, doesn't it bring down your whole day? The hospitals
• 1:50:43
  when they die, the hospitals, the hospital should be taking down. I
• 1:50:46
  only watched one episode, and I said, never again. I never want
• 1:50:49
  to feel this way again. I never want to this broken again. I
• 1:50:53
  was trying to date this. She's like, we have to watch this,
• 1:50:57
  watching this bullshit dog and it's just sad. It's crying, like you know,
• 1:51:00
  as a man, you don't want to cry, but you like it.
• 1:51:02
  And she looks at you like Gray's anatime dude, Gati, it's all
• 1:51:08
  about like our ends, like hospital Ship, Ione's dying. I mean,
• 1:51:12
  I'm not gonna say that stupid, but but I wouldn't watch it. Don't
• 1:51:15
  watch it. Yeah, I don't know. Like see, I watched Snowfall.
• 1:51:17
  I watched that New Fresh Prince about like rich black people. It's crazy,
• 1:51:21
  bro. I was like, damn, this is tight. Yeah my
• 1:51:26
  shit, because I was just like every day, I'm like I want to
• 1:51:29
  watch The Walking Dead, like every day, every day, every second.
• 1:51:31
  And then it's like I became that person where I would stop focusing on my
• 1:51:35
  goals because I just wanted to see what happened. You know. That's why
• 1:51:40
  I binched through shit. That's why it's hard for me to get into something
• 1:51:42
  a season. But that's why I fucking just watch YouTube shit. I just
• 1:51:45
  rather because it's short. It's gonna end soon. And there's another recommendation coming
• 1:51:49
  up, like if it takes a lot for me to get invested into a
• 1:51:53
  show, just watch The Walking Dead, have you? I don't want to.
• 1:51:56
  It's twelve seasons, there's nothing to watch. It's the same shit over
• 1:51:59
  all. Where they moved, they moved from swe City to another scene and
• 1:52:02
  for some reason zombie show up. No, no, no, it's so
• 1:52:06
  much more. It's so much more. It's so much it's survived. It's
• 1:52:13
  about survive, Like they gotta fight people. They got to fight the walkers.
• 1:52:16
  So the people that are like infected, and you can only kill them
• 1:52:19
  by stabbing them in the head, and everybody in there has it. So
• 1:52:24
  if you naturally die and they don't stab you in the head, you'll turn
• 1:52:26
  into a zombie dam And so they're trying to fight like the zombies. But
• 1:52:30
  at the same time, there's people from other communities that are like trying to
• 1:52:33
  steal your stuff. They're killing your men. They're like, you know,
• 1:52:38
  it's a rebellion. It's really scary. You get really invested into it.
• 1:52:44
  I am it's like raising my blood pressure right now. So I'm trying to
• 1:52:46
  like breathe. But I really think you should watch it. I don't know,
• 1:52:50
  I might give it a shot. I'm running out of things to watch,
• 1:52:53
  but please watch it. But you know when people should watch on the
• 1:52:56
  Patreon thinking everybody who has been watching today, want to thank you so much
• 1:52:59
  for two in. But I want to tell you guys that if hopefully you
• 1:53:01
  guys have seen the video that I uploaded last night of what happened in routs
• 1:53:05
  and when after we passed eighty eighty subscribers, so um, so what is
• 1:53:12
  it? I did my part and I want to go punch all the bread
• 1:53:15
  at ralps Xavier. We are a way past a hundred, So you gotta
• 1:53:17
  review that fleshlight flight I bought. Yeah, you tried a fleshlight. I
• 1:53:25
  got him a fleshlight from me. I don't even know what a fleshlight is.
• 1:53:27
  With a pocket pussy, pocket pussy, he's one from Japan. He's
• 1:53:32
  like, you gotta use that pocket pussy. Can I tell you a quick
• 1:53:34
  story? I went into Hustler the other day with my man, and I
• 1:53:38
  went all the way towards the back, towards the naughty stuff because I got
• 1:53:40
  curious and I seen my high school friend on the cover or something. I'm
• 1:53:45
  like, oh, damn, like I don't know she models for Hustler or
• 1:53:46
  whatever. And the worker was like, no, that's a pocket pussy.
• 1:53:48
  She's a porn star. But oh, I'm like, hell yeah, bitch,
• 1:53:55
  get that ship. She liked she promiscuous in high school. Yeah,
• 1:53:58
  she was very like yeah, she had that like sexual I wasn't even I
• 1:54:01
  wasn't even chipping. But I've seen her videos. I could see why she's
• 1:54:05
  a hit, and I could see why people buy take it, get it.
• 1:54:09
  I didn't watch the whole thing obviously because I respect her. But if
• 1:54:12
  you get a pocket puss, it just means you can take it for real.
• 1:54:15
  That's like another level. It's like a man um So you did it,
• 1:54:18
  then no, he has to review it. You have to do it
• 1:54:20
  now. I did know I did. I'm gonna tell why you five bucks
• 1:54:32
  a day dog, five bucks a month for review for me to review a
• 1:54:36
  flashlight. So yeah, I went and I went. I did more than
• 1:54:41
  he's got a punch bread and I got a But I did more than just
• 1:54:44
  punched the bread though they have you seen the video? What do you mean
• 1:54:46
  punch breadth? There was like having get that rounds. There was like I
• 1:54:49
  did, like there was stuff in every aiso messed up, so like you
• 1:54:54
  know, I don't know play Yeah, what did you guys do? Knock
• 1:54:57
  the breadths off the show? He's punches the breads like every time walk by
• 1:55:00
  the bread I just like get my bread regular, but I just see one
• 1:55:02
  just give a little jabs because how good I feel you are. He's only
• 1:55:05
  the top of guy where he's at the grocery store and he'll be sitting there
• 1:55:09
  and he'll see kick cats and he'll crack him are you fucking you buy shit?
• 1:55:15
  AND's not right? No, no, I don't know. I don't
• 1:55:17
  sit right with me. That sounds like a you activity are please because I
• 1:55:23
  feel like you were, like you know, you're It's like my little favorite
• 1:55:26
  right now because you're like, you know, you're like you're lying, you
• 1:55:29
  know, your spirits more intensive. It's just fun, like it's really crack.
• 1:55:34
  Like they'll be like, like there's some tstitos and they'll be like,
• 1:55:36
  oh, look at this fresh back and you see it. It's just one
• 1:55:43
  back though, it's not like the whole row and go fuck yours. But
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  I mean to be fair, I'll buy it back too. I'll be like,
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  all right, I'm taking one and it's black. Yeah. He'll go
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  to the expensive bread, you know, Dave's bread. I love saves you
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  you you that got me sick one time. I wanted to buy the He
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  just is very affordable. Okay, it's very healthy for you. Very you
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  guys? Are you guys are some real pieces of shit. You don't the
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  same. I would affoy you guys in high school. Yeah, I would
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  totally go the opposite way. If I see you guys on the today on
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  the street, I'm turning around. Yeah, she sees me, if she
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  sees me a rounds, if she sees me a round, she's gonna just
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  be like, dude, I know what you're doing here? No, I
• 1:56:32
  always that game. Yeah, Brad, She's like, what are you doing
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  here? Dude? What are we are? Good? We don't smoke the
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  same guest. Yes, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna respond back like that
• 1:56:45
  Beetle Pit video. He was like, what are you doing it here?
• 1:56:48
  Nothing? I'm just kicking Yeah, yeah, I don't know. He's from
• 1:56:57
  He's from What's that? What's that? Podcast? He's from This man will
• 1:57:03
  show you Who's Who's that? Who's that? The Crazy Show of Dude in
• 1:57:08
  the nineties brought No not Ron Stewart is what's his name? No, dude,
• 1:57:15
  it's that radio guy fuck he had like, Man, I can't believe
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  I'm forgetting his name. Dude, he's a he's a pretty popular Drew.
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  Oh God, you're like I'm talking about he's like d Drew with podcasting bro
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  like he was Mark Marin. No, he was doing he was doing raunchy
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  ship, like so much raunchy ship. He wouldn't And that's where Beetle Pimp
• 1:57:35
  came from. Yeah, but no, but that Baba Booie ship came from.
• 1:57:43
  Where's that ship from that show? Yeah? That's this fucking morning show,
• 1:57:47
  you know what I mean? I don't know. I can't believe you're
• 1:57:49
  not knowing this, dude, But this guy's big something Stewart, No,
• 1:57:54
  dude, it's not that. It was before that. It's before he was
• 1:57:56
  like the first he was like the next Ham. It was like, I
• 1:57:59
  can't believe this. I'm looking to sh up, Howard Stert. That's the
• 1:58:01
  motherfucker I was thinking of. Yeah, yeah, that's where Beetle Pim came
• 1:58:05
  from. The original guy. We have that video. He's doing all these
• 1:58:10
  memes. Yeah, and that's just my favorite dude. It's like when they
• 1:58:14
  catch you in the bathroom. Yeah yeah, I did. I did see
• 1:58:25
  that. You know what, though, I do want to thank I do
• 1:58:28
  want to thank everybody for tuning in today. I do want to thank both
• 1:58:30
  guests for coming on today for real. Thank you guy. You guys were
• 1:58:36
  you guys were great, and uh sorry if we offended some people out there,
• 1:58:41
  you know what I mean. But that that transpant robbery seems like fucking
• 1:58:45
  dope in a movie, that robbery. I'm sorry. Cross dresser, cross
• 1:58:50
  stresser, drag queens. Isn't that cross stress? No, that that word
• 1:58:56
  has retired, that phrase, we don't use that, and you allow use
• 1:58:59
  retarde easie. Midget is a cool word though, first of all, midget
• 1:59:05
  is I don't think it sounds offensive. That's not saying the said a little
• 1:59:12
  person. He said, we have the green line. We got there.
• 1:59:18
  Oh yeah, I want to Like if I told him, I told everybody.
• 1:59:20
  I was like, if there's some cool midget out there and he wants
• 1:59:24
  to get his podcast on, I was like, he can be a permanent
• 1:59:27
  part of this podcast for sure, but he can just oh well, the
• 1:59:32
  one that he got, the one that we had here, he got really
• 1:59:34
  aggressive, like he's I think he was doing coke, he like like,
• 1:59:39
  and then like he was taking shots, but like he was trying to keep
• 1:59:43
  up with us. And then we're like, dude, like bigger than you,
• 1:59:45
  like, would you give? Like our livers are I imagine bigger if
• 1:59:48
  I'm not mistaken, so like take it easy. And then he got like
• 1:59:53
  really drunk, like really fucked up, and I was just like, oh,
• 1:59:56
  dude, like yuh yeah, sounds like a difficult day. Yeah it
• 2:00:01
  was. He got aggressive too, he was trying to snatch my joint out
• 2:00:03
  of my hand. I was like, a well, chew, I gave
• 2:00:05
  you yours, Like yeah, that was boy. Yeah, but wow,
• 2:00:11
  but Mama, where can they follow you at him and check out your comedy
• 2:00:14
  if they want to go check you out? Yeah, don't follow me,
• 2:00:21
  go ahead, follow me there. We saw you on the show. Yeah
• 2:00:28
  if you saw If you're watching this show, and do not follow me.
• 2:00:31
  I do not endorse anything that was said on this podcast. You're here,
• 2:00:34
  but I'm here. I will be at various locatitions doing stand up comedy throughout
• 2:00:42
  the Greater LA area in the near future. So or Chatterbox to oh but
• 2:00:50
  we're well, we're gonna be at Chatterbox. Oh well, the fans are
• 2:00:54
  pulling up. Keep an eye over when Mama and I do host. So
• 2:01:00
  even if you guys want to try comedy, a fucking Xavier can do it.
• 2:01:03
  Y'all, do yourself true, believe in yourself. Go to an open
• 2:01:11
  mic, go to home deep one, get one of the Stevenna Where can
• 2:01:14
  they follow you at Stevana Delgado on Instagram And yeah, I post my TikTok
• 2:01:21
  on there some stuff too, So if you follow me on Instagram you get
• 2:01:24
  access to everything. Kind of there you go. Um. Also shout out
• 2:01:29
  to Ray for running the boards and Rock Sampson is not was not here,
• 2:01:31
  so that will not be a beat close out. He is in joying some
• 2:01:34
  time off in Texas and in Disney World, Florida with his wife, so
• 2:01:38
  that's pretty pretty awesome. Well he is the second person, so so salute
• 2:01:43
  to Rock Samson. He's a cool ass motherfucker and enjoy your racation. Thank
• 2:01:45
  you for facetiming me and Disney World. It was awesome. Um. Also
• 2:01:49
  make sure you guys follow Morning Real podcast. That's raised podcast where he reviews
• 2:01:53
  movies and he lets you know what as a film major, what he what
• 2:01:57
  he thinks, so doing it And uh, make sure you go to the
• 2:02:01
  website check out the new merch. I will be uploading baller jars this weekend.
• 2:02:04
  I will also be uploading a new High and Hungry piece. Uh new
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  Follow us in a High Hungry TV on Instagram. Because we are almost done
• 2:02:16
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• 2:02:20
  is tomorrow at the La County Fair. I'm not mistaken, uh stand Aside
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  from that Xavier hit that like buy and Subscribe, We'll see you guys on
• 2:02:28
  Wednesday, I'm actually on the Comedy Chaos show on whose Day? What's up
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  with Sam TRIPLI dank cook Willie bar saying Eddie Bravo. Yeah, I don
• 2:02:35
  be at the main I'm a little nervous, Eddie. Did you that favorite
• 2:02:39
  room? Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, I'm on the main
• 2:02:41
  room at the Comedy Store with it. I definitely fucking hearned it. I
• 2:02:45
  work a lot for Sam Triple. I don't know if I'm funny enough to
• 2:02:46
  be on it, but I working up for Sam. Really pummy on at
• 2:02:48
  least you know, but at least you know, guys gonna be sold out.
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  Anyways, I don't even guys to buy them, but anyway, hit
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  that like buyn subscribe. Um. I also got a rolls battle, a
• 2:03:02
  Rose Battle. It's extreme rolls baddle where you're gonna have people fucking roasting each
• 2:03:06
  other and after they roast each other potassos literally potass These pools are ready down.
• 2:03:13
  It's me the drunken Stoner. I'mba the Joe Rogan of their motherfucking shit.
• 2:03:16
  So I'll be hosting it and it's gonna be a session. So uh
• 2:03:20
  May twenty seven, pull up. It'd be Rose Battle, Extreme rolls paddle,
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  big on roast each other, lover potassols, period bo. There you
• 2:03:29
  go. We'll see you guys on Wednesday. Peace Out