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85.1: Greedo Bloody Greedo · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
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  Speaker 1: Picture Association of America. It is intended for mature audiences
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  Speaker 1: and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 3: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 4: I am Brian.
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  Speaker 3: This is Roger.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Joni.
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  Speaker 6: Marlena.
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  Speaker 7: All right. Joni. I got so excited.
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  Speaker 3: She's also raising her hand emphatically right now. Call on me,
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  Speaker 3: call on me. Pick me. I wonder why she ran
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  Speaker 3: to the head of the clock. She's got to get
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  Speaker 3: the front desk. So, yes, Misty and Jay are on
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  Speaker 3: vacation this week.
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  Speaker 2: Do they actually go anywhere? Are they, like, on that
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  Speaker 2: vacation where they're just at home? Staycation?
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  Speaker 3: Staycation. My whole life's a staycation.
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  Speaker 2: Vacation on the couch.
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  Speaker 3: No, last I heard, they were heading to Florida, so
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  Speaker 3: they're basking in the oily goodness that is the Florida
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  Speaker 3: Gulf Beach.
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  Speaker 2: God, yeah. Fresh.
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  Speaker 3: They picked a great time to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Is it still pumping oil billions of gallons every day
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  Speaker 2: into the ocean?
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  Speaker 3: I think so.
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  Speaker 2: We still cannot, in all of our infinite wisdom as
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  Speaker 2: human beings on this planet, cannot figure it out?
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  Speaker 7: Like, stop it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: Has nobody thought of a giant cork? I mean, come on. Really?
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  Speaker 2: It's that basic. Didn't they think of it? I was
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  Speaker 2: at work, and Darren at work showed me on his iPhone.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a parody, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was like... whatever the, the corporate office or whatever
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  Speaker 2: at BP and the guys are like, okay, what are
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  Speaker 2: we going to do about this bill or whatever? And
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  Speaker 2: one person spills some coffee and they're like, Oh my God, wait, okay,
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  Speaker 2: what are we going to do?
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  Speaker 7: You know?
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  Speaker 2: And it just hasn't been doing the most asinine thing
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  Speaker 2: to clean up this coffee. And they're like, throw garbage
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  Speaker 2: on it and stuff. And it was hilarious. And it's like,
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  Speaker 2: so true. Like, Oh God, it was funny and sad
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  Speaker 2: at the same time.
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  Speaker 3: A little too realistic, but it was good. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: ha ha ha.
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  Speaker 6: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: It's funny because it's true.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny because it's true, and my tears are mixing with.
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  Speaker 6: Oil.
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  Speaker 8: Oil.
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  Speaker 3: That will soon drown us all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, really. So, well, hopefully they have a good time
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  Speaker 2: and are safe in Florida.
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  Speaker 3: But, you know, they're missing out.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because that's the specific time, and some of it by design.
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  Speaker 3: I decided to do our new series here, our epic trilogy,
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  Speaker 3: if you will.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: We're kicking off Greedo Bloody Greedo. Yeah, it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody cares.
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  Speaker 8: That only meant something to you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, is that the guy who has done these movies?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I addressed this last week because I specifically got
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  Speaker 3: Graham to rant about Greedo last week to kick it off.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, this week we're starting one of three, and
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  Speaker 3: I found a fourth one I might throw in there
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  Speaker 3: that I'll watch, but there's three epic ones I decided
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  Speaker 3: we would watch that are all starring Maria de Aragon.
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  Speaker 3: who is the actress that played Greedo. So first of all,
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  Speaker 3: I was amazed years later when I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: Greedo's a chick?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, really.
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  Speaker 3: And then I found out she's in all these very
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  Speaker 3: special movies from back in the day. Does she sound
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  Speaker 3: the same? She doesn't talk like that, unless does Greedo
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  Speaker 3: have a Canadian accent?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: She was actually born here, but she lived a good
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  Speaker 3: portion of her life in Canada.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: But, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Not her fault.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She's forgiven.
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  Speaker 3: She's got dual citizenship. Yeah. She rocks both sides of this.
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  Speaker 2: She just goes over the border when she needs, like,
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  Speaker 2: medical assistance or something.
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  Speaker 3: Or maple syrup.
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  Speaker 2: Or really good weed. Ooh, maple syrup. Or really good weed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow. So, yes. I thought that was a good
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  Speaker 3: way to find some of these choice movies of hers.
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  Speaker 3: And we're going to talk to her later in this episode. So, yes.
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  Speaker 10: Maria.
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  Speaker 3: She's actually really nice.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: An interesting woman and quite a career, I have to say.
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  Speaker 3: With that being said, we'll kick off our normal activities
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  Speaker 3: of the geek variety, I suppose.
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  Speaker 2: Geek Week.
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  Speaker 3: Geek Week it is.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see. Geek Week. We didn't really do anything. Waterworld.
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  Speaker 2: Besides Waterworld today. Waterworld falling asleep to Waterworld last night.
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  Speaker 11: Dorks.
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  Speaker 2: Waking up in early morning hours with Waterworld still on.
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  Speaker 2: Not like it's looping, but it's still just playing. And
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  Speaker 2: I'll say that I like Waterworld. I have a good
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  Speaker 2: time with it because Dennis Hopper's freaking amazing. What was
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  Speaker 2: it what he say he's like? He's not going to
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  Speaker 2: come and save you. Or if he does, he can
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  Speaker 2: save whatever's left of you in a goddamn jar. You
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: It's like, what?
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  Speaker 2: God, he's so awesome in that movie. He's like the
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  Speaker 2: best thing about that movie. Yeah, that's easily. And I
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  Speaker 2: remember way back in the day when Waterworld was, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know the statistics, but it was like the most
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  Speaker 2: expensive movie ever freaking made.
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  Speaker 3: It really was at that time. And then you start
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  Speaker 3: to realize, like, if you stop and think about it,
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  Speaker 3: because that's the thing, when I look at it now,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it's kind of a train wreck in
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  Speaker 3: its own right, but... I'm still amazed at it because.
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  Speaker 2: The set, yeah. They built all that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, because you think about it. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: there is no land in this movie. So, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: every set that they build, every shot that they shoot,
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  Speaker 3: they have to go miles out to sea so that
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  Speaker 3: you can't see land just to shoot whatever lame coverage
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  Speaker 3: they have to do that day. I mean, think how
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  Speaker 3: much money. There's a reason that thing costs so damn
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  Speaker 3: much money.
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  Speaker 2: But I think it looks good, and it's a good time.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of those guilty pleasures, you know? It's like...
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  Speaker 2: Because you'll say Waterworld, and instantly people are like, oh, Jesus, Waterworld.
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  Speaker 2: But secretly, a lot of them are like, yeah, that
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  Speaker 2: was actually.
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  Speaker 3: Remember that part?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe we'll watch it. Yeah, remember that part?
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  Speaker 3: The part where the Jets see Scooch out of there.
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  Speaker 3: That part's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: They're all underwater and shit, and they fucking cut their
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  Speaker 2: toe lines, and they come popping up, and they're like... Dude,
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  Speaker 2: he's got gills.
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  Speaker 8: I feel like I need to watch this movie because
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  Speaker 8: I have no idea what you're doing.
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  Speaker 3: Really? Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good time. I'll watch it for the show.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, shit, let's do it.
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  Speaker 3: I have no pride. What do I care?
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  Speaker 7: The little girl, or the girl from Napoleon Dynamite.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the little, little girl.
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  Speaker 8: She was also in that movie about the seal.
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  Speaker 3: Andre.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was the first thing I said. I was like,
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  Speaker 7: she's in Andre.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's about a seal. I thought it was like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like a partially mentally challenged child in high school.
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  Speaker 2: One of those movies. Andre, a heartwarming tale about diversity.
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  Speaker 3: That was Angus.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 3: Which actually is a pretty good movie.
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  Speaker 8: I love that movie. That movie made me cry.
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  Speaker 12: Yep.
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  Speaker 8: When his grandpa died.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you ruined it for me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Spoilers, man.
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  Speaker 8: Well, that was my first boyfriend's favorite movie, and he
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  Speaker 8: used to make me watch it all the time. And
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  Speaker 8: he would cry at the end.
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  Speaker 2: Every single time. The grandpa died.
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  Speaker 8: No matter how much he watched it.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, shh, baby, shh, here it comes.
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  Speaker 3: Some movies do that.
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  Speaker 8: His whole family had a weird problem with watching and
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  Speaker 8: re-watching movies over and over. Every morning before his dad
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  Speaker 8: went to work, he'd watch The 13th Warrior.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good movie, though.
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  Speaker 3: But every morning?
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure every morning is too much.
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  Speaker 8: I did that when I was five with Beauty and
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  Speaker 8: the Beast. Kids do that, but adults shouldn't do that.
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  Speaker 8: And one summer, he and his sister, two to three
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  Speaker 8: times a day, would watch Don't Tell Mom, The Babysitter's Tale.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that is an awesome movie.
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  Speaker 7: Over and over.
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  Speaker 8: It is an awesome movie.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to watch that one, too.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: That reminds me of Adventures in Babysitting.
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  Speaker 3: Another awesome.
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  Speaker 8: Babysitting movies are awesome.
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  Speaker 7: Babysitter's Club.
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  Speaker 2: Was there a Babysitter's Club movie?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: From Superman.
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  Speaker 6: Oops, sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not supposed to know that.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Wait. That chick who liked the horses was hot.
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: What about the Hardy Boys? Was there a Hardy Boys book?
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  Speaker 3: It was the whole TV series, but I don't think
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  Speaker 3: they made a full... movie they might have done you
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  Speaker 3: know a tv movie with a two-parter episode or something.
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  Speaker 7: It's on the lifetime channel it's called the life and time.
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  Speaker 2: So you're making shit up yeah so that's pretty much
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  Speaker 2: i think all we.
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  Speaker 3: Did really do you want to tell your other fun.
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  Speaker 2: Stories oh and and then besides doing other things at
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  Speaker 2: work some people like to.
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  Speaker 5: Slice their fingers off um i was at work on
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  Speaker 5: friday night and uh we get this brand new sharpest
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  Speaker 5: shit cheese knife it's huge Yeah, it's like this big,
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  Speaker 5: it's serrated, it's got a hook on the end.
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  Speaker 3: That's like a foot long for you at home.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't see the hand. It's this big. I'm
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  Speaker 2: used to the home game.
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  Speaker 7: So I cut myself, like I was just cutting it
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  Speaker 7: and just going down.
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  Speaker 2: Where you're cutting like a cheese wheel, like hard as hell.
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  Speaker 8: Like in front of someone, like in front of a customer?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, thank God.
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  Speaker 13: Would you like a little thumb with you?
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  Speaker 2: I'll be right back.
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  Speaker 5: But the cheese slipped and the knife went straight out
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  Speaker 5: of my hand. But thank God, you know, my hand
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  Speaker 5: caught it. It didn't hit the cutting board.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't hurt the knife. Thank God.
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  Speaker 7: You know, it's always good.
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  Speaker 3: And the hazmat team rushed in.
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  Speaker 2: It's like in Monsters, Inc.
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  Speaker 7: When they come back with the sock on.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Explosions.
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  Speaker 2: It's bad.
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  Speaker 8: They had to.
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  Speaker 2: Make her go to the hospital. Yeah, they made me
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  Speaker 2: go to the hospital.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't want to go.
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  Speaker 2: I was just going to wrap it up.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And you had your glove on, your little rubber glove.
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  Speaker 3: Like, it's okay. I can still work.
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  Speaker 7: I'm fine.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently, as she's shaking, I'm like.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was trying to clean up after myself because.
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  Speaker 2: There's blood everywhere, right? Blood everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: I get that all the time. I'm holding my hand out,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm like.
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  Speaker 7: cleaning, bleaching everything as I go.
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  Speaker 8: So that's an adventure.
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  Speaker 5: I spent five hours in the hospital for a four
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  Speaker 5: minute stitch yep yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You watch harold kumar well you did watch harold kumar
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  Speaker 2: right in the waiting.
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  Speaker 3: Room No, no, no.
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  Speaker 5: They got me in the, like, room within, like, 30 minutes,
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  Speaker 5: which was good, but it took another.
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  Speaker 7: Four and a half hours.
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  Speaker 6: Of course.
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  Speaker 7: Until I, you know, the doctor came in for five seconds.
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  Speaker 7: He's like, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So what? Get the fuck out.
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  Speaker 7: Weird thing was, he found out he was from Danville,
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  Speaker 7: which is where I'm from, which was kind of cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. He's been following you around all this time.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So wait for this.
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  Speaker 3: She'll slice her finger off.
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  Speaker 8: There's a song called Danville Girl.
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  Speaker 6: Really?
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  Speaker 8: About It's a bluegrass song, like a really old traditional
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  Speaker 8: bluegrass song.
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  Speaker 6: Word.
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  Speaker 2: I like that.
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  Speaker 3: You have your own theme song now.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, definitely.
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  Speaker 3: So we jumped ahead. Do you want to do yours?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, no one is on board with this. I don't
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  Speaker 8: understand it, but I've been... You know, I got Problem
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  Speaker 8: Child from a friend.
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  Speaker 3: I've been fighting it. You've been telling me about this.
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  Speaker 2: It has been so long.
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  Speaker 8: Everyone's like, oh, God. And I'm like, dude, that movie
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  Speaker 8: is awesome.
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  Speaker 2: It is awesome.
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  Speaker 8: I watched it. I was thinking maybe my opinion would
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  Speaker 8: change now that I'm not like nine years old. But no,
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  Speaker 8: that movie rules.
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  Speaker 3: I just have a bias against it. I always have.
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  Speaker 3: I think that kid is just so unattractive I can't
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  Speaker 3: look at him for too long.
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  Speaker 8: I think as far as ginger kids go, he's not
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  Speaker 8: that bad. And he's funny.
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  Speaker 3: But you like ginger kids. I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I'm a fan of ginger kids and he's kind of scary.
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  Speaker 2: I'm confused. What is a ginger kid?
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  Speaker 7: Ginger is when you have red hair and really pale skin.
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  Speaker 2: Gotcha. I'm on board.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: I'm on the fence about ginger kids usually. You know,
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  Speaker 8: it's like, I like.
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  Speaker 7: I find them untrustworthy.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: All the girls with, like, naturally red hair and freckles
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  Speaker 8: are crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Like, literally. And everyone I've talked to agrees. They're just, like... Touched.
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  Speaker 2: Something's not quite right.
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  Speaker 3: Something happens when you get that way. It also affects
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  Speaker 3: your brain.
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  Speaker 2: There are different chemicals at work.
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  Speaker 5: They actually did a study that the amount of actual
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  Speaker 5: red-headed people.
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  Speaker 2: Is going down. They're becoming extinct.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're becoming extinct.
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  Speaker 3: We're breeding them out of the cycle? Like the dark-haired
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  Speaker 3: genes are overpowering the red-haired genes?
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  Speaker 7: I think it's because it's like a genetic... fluke almost
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  Speaker 7: that's weird not to say that anybody with red hair
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  Speaker 7: and freckles is a fluke or anything.
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  Speaker 11: God loves you just as much as whatever but we
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  Speaker 11: hate you well the retarded we can't say the retard
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  Speaker 11: thing is is like there's apparently ginger kids or whatever
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  Speaker 11: they're up in arms there's a group of them they're
• 12:47
  Speaker 11: up in.
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  Speaker 2: Arms about the Wendy's girl. And I'm like, really? This
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  Speaker 2: is a big problem that you're protesting? Like, oh, it's
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  Speaker 2: like she's a freaking unreal mascot and you've got a problem? Like,
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  Speaker 2: find something to get behind for real, you losers.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to complain about Wendy but you're going to
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  Speaker 3: let Carrot Top run.
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  Speaker 2: Around the world?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Jesus. You're going to start with Carrot Top.
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  Speaker 7: I wouldn't want to go again.
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  Speaker 2: No, I bet he's void rages too.
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  Speaker 3: Sniper rifle. That's all you need, man. Don't waste your
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  Speaker 3: time fighting him.
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  Speaker 2: That's what he's pulling out of his trunk yeah that's
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  Speaker 2: weapons you know i.
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  Speaker 8: Feel like people like carrot top and danny bon a
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  Speaker 8: douchebag just ruin it for all their gingers in the
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  Speaker 8: world like it's all their fault i mean maybe if
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  Speaker 8: they weren't so bad then people would realize like oh
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  Speaker 8: you know having red hair and freckles is.
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  Speaker 3: So bad they're bringing down the curve but.
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  Speaker 8: You know see it's like this catch-22 like on the
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  Speaker 8: inside i'm kind of attracted to people with like ginger
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  Speaker 8: features sort of like i like guys with red hair
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  Speaker 8: but i don't like freckles.
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  Speaker 3: Let's put it in perspective you're all about some conan o'brien.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but from far away because I don't have to
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  Speaker 8: see his freckles.
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  Speaker 3: That's true. Well, like on the show because he's got
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  Speaker 3: like huge pancake makeup on.
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  Speaker 13: That's true.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: That is true. So there you go.
• 13:57
  Speaker 7: I would like Conan O'Brien's freckles.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: All of them. Nice.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 14:00
  Speaker 8: But I mean, you know, like I like guys that
• 14:03
  Speaker 8: have like strawberry blonde hair and like red beard and
• 14:06
  Speaker 8: stuff like that, but just not like. freckles i don't
• 14:09
  Speaker 8: i don't know i can't help it it's a weird
• 14:11
  Speaker 8: thing it's just a personal preference.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: But did the problem child did he ever do anything
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: with his life after making one and two isn't there
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: a two yeah there's actually both of them it's like
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: why did they freaking kill him at the end of the.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: First one yeah he was a sequel that's why.
• 14:26
  Speaker 8: No it was such an awesome movie i mean Michael
• 14:28
  Speaker 8: Richards is in it, and he's the bow tie killer.
• 14:31
  Speaker 8: And Junior, which is the kid, he's, like, obsessed with him,
• 14:34
  Speaker 8: and he wants to be just like him, so he
• 14:36
  Speaker 8: wears a bow tie. He, like, blows stuff up and
• 14:38
  Speaker 8: causes all these problems, and he's just, like, a dick.
• 14:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: I just remember him screaming a lot.
• 14:45
  Speaker 8: No, he didn't scream so much as everybody else that
• 14:47
  Speaker 8: he would, like, torture. Like, he'd torture little girls, and
• 14:50
  Speaker 8: they'd scream.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: He's the tormentor. Oh, my God.
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:52
  Speaker 8: There's this part in the movie where he— this is my
• 14:54
  Speaker 8: favorite part, maybe, of any movie ever— But he's at
• 14:57
  Speaker 8: this stupid little bitch's birthday party.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Fuck her.
• 15:00
  Speaker 8: And she won't let him see the magic show. She's like,
• 15:03
  Speaker 8: you can't see the magic show because you're retarded or
• 15:06
  Speaker 8: something like that. And he was like, oh, yeah, well,
• 15:08
  Speaker 8: fuck you. But he didn't say that.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: He emptied out.
• 15:12
  Speaker 8: Her pinata and filled it with pickles and then put
• 15:15
  Speaker 8: a frog in the punch bowl and then threw all
• 15:17
  Speaker 8: of her presents in the swimming pool. But the whole
• 15:20
  Speaker 8: time she's dressed like a little flower and she's just
• 15:22
  Speaker 8: throwing this tantrum and they just play Leslie Gore's It's
• 15:25
  Speaker 8: My Party and focus on her throwing the tantrum. It's amazing.
• 15:29
  Speaker 8: It's an amazing cinematic masterpiece right there. But yeah, it
• 15:34
  Speaker 8: was just a good movie. I mean, I don't know
• 15:36
  Speaker 8: why people don't like it. Everyone is afraid of that movie.
• 15:39
  Speaker 8: Everyone's reaction... Which is, I wouldn't be surprised if that kid, like,
• 15:43
  Speaker 8: killed himself, because people were like, maybe I'd watch that movie,
• 15:46
  Speaker 8: but that kid is just so ugly and creepy.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm wondering, like, what, did he do anything
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: else with his life after that movie?
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: No, he didn't.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: I looked it up on, uh. Did he get into drugs?
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: I am BB.
• 15:55
  Speaker 8: Probably.
• 15:56
  Speaker 7: From you?
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Probably.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but, uh.
• 16:01
  Speaker 8: Amy Yazbeck and John Ritter were in that movie.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I really liked John Ritter. I think he
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: really was talented, especially specifically comedically. I mean, he really
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: was good at that stuff. So I liked him. He
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: never really got the respect that he deserved for that
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: because it was comedy and nobody gives comedy any respect.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: But yeah, even that one, it was just such a
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: hard sell. I was like, I like you, John, but damn,
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: get rid of that kid.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: It was great.
• 16:25
  Speaker 8: But the thing I like about that movie, which is...
• 16:28
  Speaker 8: or both of those movies together, Amy Asbeck in the
• 16:31
  Speaker 8: first one plays his wife. And, you know, she gets, like,
• 16:36
  Speaker 8: chipped off somewhere. She, like, divorces him and runs away
• 16:38
  Speaker 8: with a bow tie killer and whatnot.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Don't you hate when that happens?
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:42
  Speaker 8: And the second one, she comes back as a different person.
• 16:45
  Speaker 8: But they are married in real life, so I guess
• 16:47
  Speaker 8: that's why.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: That's weird.
• 16:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she's in the... Because in the second one, there's
• 16:51
  Speaker 8: this girl named Trixie who's just, like, junior... but she's
• 16:54
  Speaker 8: just like the girl version.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. Because you've got to up the ante on
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: the sequel.
• 16:59
  Speaker 7: I think she was the little ginger kid, too.
• 17:00
  Speaker 8: No, she was this ugly, pinchy-faced blonde girl. See, she
• 17:05
  Speaker 8: was the one I couldn't stand because her face was
• 17:07
  Speaker 8: so pinchy, like a little ugly dog or something. I
• 17:12
  Speaker 8: hate people with pinchy faces.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lord. So is that most of yours?
• 17:19
  Speaker 8: Uh yeah i started to watch robots i mean i
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: tried to watch two movies and everyone else in the
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: room was very drunk this was at five o'clock in
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: the morning and they'd all been drinking since like five
• 17:30
  Speaker 8: o'clock in the evening.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: This is why i avoid the circumstances.
• 17:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah so i tried to watch the movie robots and
• 17:38
  Speaker 8: i don't know i said something really stupid and people
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: couldn't handle it after that i was like Get the
• 17:43
  Speaker 8: fuck over it, kid. Your dad's just a lonely dishwasher.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 17:47
  Speaker 8: I thought that was so hilarious, which it wasn't even
• 17:49
  Speaker 8: that funny.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: It's harsh.
• 17:53
  Speaker 8: Like in a circle, the three people I was watching
• 17:55
  Speaker 8: the movie with, they just kept repeating that over and over.
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: Like parrots. And I was like, okay, let's watch Hot
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: Tub Time Machine instead. And then, of course, we couldn't
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: get through that because they all passed out.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Of course. I want to see that.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: That was pretty much it.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: All right. Well, just to mix it up, because we
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: started after me this time, so I'll round it out
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: this week. Yeah, mine has a nice serial killer feel
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: to it. Not that I don't always have a serial
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: killer vibe anyway, but all week they were running their little...
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it was just like to catch
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: up on when they read. They're going through Dexter all
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: week long on Showtime. So like every night they're cranking
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: out like three episodes in a row. So I watched
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: a good portion of it. And I was trying to
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: figure out what season it was because it's like I'm
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: missing the middle ones. So that's why I was trying
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: to go and watch these because I've seen the first
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: and the last one. And I'm trying to catch up
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: on the middle one. So I think they were in
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: the middle of the third season.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: It was interesting because, yeah, there were people that weren't
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: in the fourth one, and I'm trying to figure out
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: what happened to them. And, yeah, they revealed that. It
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: was quite an interesting little twist along the way. So, yeah,
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: that was cool. And not even on purpose, just because
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: it fell on the same weekend, I ended up watching
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: the Dahmer movie.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, God, it's messed up.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Which I didn't even end up finishing. I still need
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: to go back and watch it to give you the
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: full rundown. But that's the one with Jeremy Renner in it.
• 19:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's just because now I know
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: who he is from The Hurt Locker, but I can't
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: see him as Dahmer. I just see him as Jeremy
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Renner now, and I don't know if I would have
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: watched it. two years ago if it would sit differently
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: with you. It did.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: When I saw it, it was when it just came out,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: and I didn't know who the guy was. Well, how
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: do you feel about him as Dahmer?
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: That was the thing. I think he's a good actor.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: I just can't.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: You didn't buy it?
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: Well, no.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: I just can't see him as that. I'm watching him
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: as this crazy guy and this serial killer, but I'm
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: not meshing the two. I'm not connecting it with, oh,
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: and that's Dahmer. The part that was really weird is, again,
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: I'm just kind of watching that first half. and to
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: make these kind of movies really does cross a creepy
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: line because the things that are going on these are
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: real people yeah like yeah I mean that because I
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: know people like got really upset when they started doing
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: some of the other ones like all these Casey the
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: uh what's the Dean and No, it's the.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Bundy.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bundy. Bundy's the one that... I mean, he had
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: so many girls. I mean, there's all these stories that
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: are all real girls, and their parents are still out there,
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: and their families are still out there, and it's kind
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: of weird to sit there and have this, not just
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: someone you know being turned into a movie, but someone
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: that you know is deaf being turned into a movie.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: It's kind of a creepy line that they have to
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: cross when they make these movies.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: And they're not easy to watch because... yeah these are
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: real people yeah this is you know pretty much what
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: happened and it's just like god it's hard to watch
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: like it was really hard for me to get through
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Ted Bundy and of course Gacy and Dahmer just cause
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: of like you know what he's doing to these people
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: like oh my god and Geinman was messed up yeah.
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: So crazy I watched half of it then I was
• 20:52
  Speaker 7: like I need to watch.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Cartoons yeah I need something fluffy happiness.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah so it yeah it's like It's definitely different than watching, like,
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Silence of the Lambs. You know, it's the same type
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: of thing, but it's a fictionalized version, and it's just
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: stealing from these stories, but it's not like the actual
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: hands-on account that... Because that whole series that they did
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: of these serial killers is very... trying to do a
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: pretty close version of that story so it's it's kind
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: of weird that yeah they're it's a little too close
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: sometimes to be a fun movie it is it does make.
• 21:26
  Speaker 10: It sort of a hard watch i was really palatable
• 21:28
  Speaker 10: anyways but you know i was kind of definitely this
• 21:31
  Speaker 10: one because i think i'd watched the uh the bundy
• 21:33
  Speaker 10: one a while back And I think this I was
• 21:36
  Speaker 10: more impressed with just visually.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: I think it seemed like it had a little bit
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: better budget to it. Because I remember some of the
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: other ones, I remember that they were all straight to
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: DVD and they kind of had a pretty limited budget.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: So I was impressed. This one just looked pretty good.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: So I was kind of surprised just from that aspect.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: They seemed like they put a little more time and
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: money into it. But yeah, it's still kind of a
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: weird series of movies.
• 22:01
  Speaker 8: It's so weird how, I don't know, I don't even think,
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: I don't think that's ever occurred to me because I'm
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: just so desensitized to movies and TV shows about serial killers.
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: It's just like, it doesn't happen very often, but everyone's
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: just so used to it that when they hear about
• 22:17
  Speaker 8: a serial killer, no one's even surprised. Like, almost like
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: it has become so fictional because there's way more movies
• 22:23
  Speaker 8: and stories about serial killers than there are actual ones.
• 22:26
  Speaker 8: It's just like... I don't even, I have a hard
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: time visualizing it as something that's ever been real. Like,
• 22:32
  Speaker 8: I don't know if that makes any sense or not,
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: but it's just like.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: It does in our society. It's like we really have,
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: especially since like. 70s on it's like it became it
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: became we sensationalize them to the point that they were
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: celebrities they weren't even criminals really they became celebrities and
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: there's and since then it's weird because now there's this
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: whole new like generation of kids that have come up
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: with them having been like a story like they really
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: are movies so kids that you know are going to
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: all the horror conventions now. Like, you know, Gein is
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: like a hero to them now. I mean, it really
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: is like a, you know, a bedtime story that they
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: heard as a kid.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: People are like bidding the hundreds of thousands of dollars
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: for Dahmer's refrigerator that he kept the heads in and
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: shit like that. To where it's like, really?
• 23:17
  Speaker 9: Like.
• 23:18
  Speaker 13: there's a whole huge group of people that like just
• 23:21
  Speaker 13: love the memorabilia love the the connection to it but
• 23:24
  Speaker 13: i think it is weird because it's almost entered into
• 23:26
  Speaker 13: this weird situation where it's.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Not real like it really is sort of become this
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: this like legendary thing but like especially because we went
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: through that long time like dalmer was about the only
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: one in recent history all the rest of them were
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: like 70s and it's like we went through that lull
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: where it's like None of them really made it to
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: that level. The people were still getting killed out there.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: We never stopped killing people in this country. But none
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: of them were that level of, like, you know, epic,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: crazy serial killer until Dahmer came back around and sort of,
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: you know, made it.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Revitalized.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he brought it up to that level again. It
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: really was that creepy and weird a story that it
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: kind of leveled out with Bundy and all the rest
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: of these guys. So it's, yeah, it's... I don't know.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: I think that's the only one that's in recent, and
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: probably why it was weirder watching that, because I kind
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: of remember that as a real news story, which, you know,
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: the Gein stuff, you don't remember. You know, even like
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: the 70s stuff.
• 24:17
  Speaker 12: I don't remember.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Dahmer, I remember it being on the news. So it's
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: really weird watching this guy do a fictionalized version of
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: somebody that actually really got killed that I remember on
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: the news and them talking about that story.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I remember in the fifth grade, even before I knew
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: really who Ted Bundy was, I remember the date. I
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: don't remember the date, but I remember the day of school.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: where Bundy was to be executed, and we were all like, yeah,
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: I like Fry's ass. I didn't know who he was,
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: but now that I know who he was, I'm more like, yeah,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Fry's ass, I'm glad. I remember the OJ trial. Yeah,
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I definitely remember the OJ trial.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: That warped an entire generation. I like Kevin.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's awesome that the whole school like we took
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: off like in school classes stopped.
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah they did for everybody everywhere it was weird.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: That was awesome that's sad but it's weird.
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: It's weird how much that affected I mean that became
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: like the whole world was obsessed with that there were
• 25:13
  Speaker 8: the three most famous the three people on the face
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: of the earth that everyone has heard of is like
• 25:20
  Speaker 8: OJ Simpson Jesus and like I don't even know who else.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Charles Manson.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Santa Claus.
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: Probably Michael Jackson. You're probably right.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Michael Jackson's pretty freaking famous.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Well, I remember, and it took me a while to
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: really understand, because when it came out, I didn't really
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: understand kind of what it was trying to say about it,
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: but now that, of course, I'm older and uh, kind
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: of got on board was natural born killers. And that
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: was basically the whole, that's what it was talking about
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: was the celebrity of serial killers and how, you know,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: sensationalized and through the media and whatever, it's almost like
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: people begin to idolize them. And, you know, when I
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: remember when I first saw the movie, I was like,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: this movie is ridiculous in the world is going on.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: But then when I got a little bit older, I'm like, Oh, okay.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: When I was smart enough to understand, uh.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Well, it's a lot going on in that movie.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen it.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Really? See, we need to watch it, because I think
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: it's awesome.
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: And you know one thing? I don't know if this is.
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: I mean, you just don't hear about serial killers very often,
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: and I think maybe not because they don't exist so much,
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: but just because they don't publicize it, because they know
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: how dangerous it is, because Not only does it feed
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: the serial killer, but also there's always so many copycats.
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: Like with the Black Dahlia, thousands of people have turned
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: themselves in for that.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Again, just showing you how weird people are about that stuff.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: They're obsessed with it to the point that they want
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: to be that, even if it ends up them getting
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: caught for it, even if they didn't do it. That's
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: how ridiculous it gets.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: It's so weird.
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a very weird thing. But yeah, it's just
• 27:07
  Speaker 8: like there's so much fictional, like every CSI and every show.
• 27:13
  Speaker 8: It's just become such a fictional thing. It's like believing
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: in wizards.
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: Or dragons or something.
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: It's just like, just in my mind, it's just an
• 27:23
  Speaker 8: unreal thing because... Or it's almost overkill.
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: It's so... constant at this point every show is about
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: people getting killed you know everything that's on tv now
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: especially network that's all they show is cop shows and
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: you know finding dead people that's that's damn near every
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: show oh.
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: And uh i wanted to mention this when she was
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: talking about the knife and then you were talking about
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: dexter the brand of our knives at work is dexter
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: yes and every time i cut a tomato i cannot
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: help but laugh.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Every time i cut a tomato i hear it scream.
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: Tomato juice everywhere i get so like that it just
• 28:02
  Speaker 8: tickles tickles me it's fun.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Oh so maybe your reaction earlier there as is what
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: led me to the only other thing i watched uh
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: yesterday morning i found myself sitting there watching busy town.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Busytown.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Busytown, you probably watched it or read the books as
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: a child. Like Richard Scarry? Yeah, Richard Scarry. So I didn't,
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: I just in the last year noticed that there was
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: a cartoon. I had no idea how long it's been around.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: But I remember, and it's funny because this is something
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I've always taken from his work, and I put this online.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: I posted this yesterday, just a random message that I
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: was watching it and followed up with, Loli Worm is
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: the fucking man. The fact that there's a character named
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Loli Worm.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Loli Worm.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: And the dude has no arms, but he drives a car.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: That's fucking awesome. I'm sorry.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: That's pretty tight.
• 28:53
  Speaker 8: I remember that came on when I was little. I
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: grew up with my cousin, Patrick. That's why I've been
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: so nostalgic for Problem Challenge. We used to stay up
• 29:00
  Speaker 8: all night. when USA would have problem child marathons, and
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: we would watch it for like eight hours solid.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. That's sad.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but whenever Busytown came on, we'd be like, fuck
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: this shit, let's watch Ren and Stimpy, you know?
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: See, that's the thing. I watched more of that stuff
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: as a kid. I didn't like kids' stuff when I
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: was a kid, but now I find myself watching.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Reverting.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Which is funny, because I was at some sort of
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: family thing yesterday, and I mentioned that I was watching that,
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: and my dad was sitting there, and he was like,
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: That explains a lot about your life. I was like,
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: little do you know. Probably more than you want to
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: know about.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: This is why we don't talk. Yes.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: It's best that I don't engage with other humans.
• 29:39
  Speaker 8: Busy Town sounds like the sad... Like, adjacent town to LazyTown.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: LazyTown has, like, a smoke haze over it. You smell patchouli.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Once you get booted out of BusyTown, you just wander
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: over to LazyTown.
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: That's where all the good boot stores are anyway.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, hell yeah.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: People in Busy Town just bitch about you all day long.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Busy Town's dry. Lazy Town is wet as hell.
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: It's kind of like Canada.
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: What?
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: Excellent point.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: Oh, man. Misty....
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: Called me and told me about this, but apparently Hot Topic,
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: and I've known this for a while because I've seen them,
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: but Hot Topic has Garbage Poked t-shirts. So I went
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: there to look for those because I love Garbage Poked.
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: But they didn't have any, but I did find like
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: Rocco's Modern Life t-shirts and like other shows that I
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: grew up watching, you know, and I realized like all
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: real monsters definitely like shaped and like Beetlejuice and the
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: Addams Family cartoon. Those cartoons kind of shaped who I am.
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: But then I feel like Rocco's Modern Life gave me
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: my warped sense of humor.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: It was very weird.
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: I feel like Rocco's Modern Life is the reason that
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: I love John Waters movies and things like that.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Way to go, Rocco. Totally messed her up.
• 31:10
  Speaker 8: I love the, like, hypochondriac turtle, Filbert. He's amazing.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Filbert.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Man, I was really into U.S.
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: Acres.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Even though nobody.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Else liked that.
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: Oh, U.S.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Acres? It was like everybody else hated when that one
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: came out. I was like, no, dude, Sheldon?
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: Come on.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Sheldon.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Sheldon's awesome.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: He just didn't want to come out of his egg.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: See, those kind of characters are genius.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: This is the egg with the.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I remember Eat the Cat. Eat the Cat was good.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Eat the Cat was good.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: All kinds of weird things.
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: The Tick.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: The tip is awesome.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: The tip's awesome. I can't wait.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: And now what do we have as far as cartoons? Oh,
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: we don't.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Again, the stuff not made for kids. Adventure Time. Have
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: you seen that one?
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: It's amazing.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: It's awesome. That is crazy.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I saw it online even before it came out. Is
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: it on Adult Swim?
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: No, it's Nickelodeon. Is it just Cartoon Network?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Nickelodeon. Is it on Nickelodeon?
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: No, maybe it is Cartoon Network. Maybe it's earlier in
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: the day Cartoon Network, but it's not part of Adult Swim.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: It's when kids should be watching it.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: I'd like to watch an episode online or something.
• 32:09
  Speaker 12: It is.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: awesome it's just so bizarre a.
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: Couple of years ago like nickelodeon and cartoon network both
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: went through that phase where they did like you know
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: shows that i should like like danny phantom you know
• 32:21
  Speaker 8: like the show and then juniper lee she like was
• 32:23
  Speaker 8: like buffy she like kicked monsters but that was a.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Cool idea i wish they would.
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: Have done more it was like they were making cartoons
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: just for me but they don't do that anymore now
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: they all kind of back to sucking.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah again it's like you have to look for them
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: the good cartoons are still out there they're just they're
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: all kind of just flying under the radar it's like
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: they've got their own little following and the people that
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: like them because that was the thing misty brought up
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: adventure time a couple weeks ago and i hadn't paid
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: any attention to it and then i started watching i
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: was like this is fucking weird.
• 32:50
  Speaker 8: And it's awesome and before it kind of like jumped
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: the shark which is weird when a cartoon jumps the
• 32:54
  Speaker 8: shark but like the grim adventures of billy and mandy was.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Awesome it was awesome yeah and then.
• 32:59
  Speaker 8: What was the other one that i like so much
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: um Oh, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: That was good.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I love Foster's.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: That's another one of those that was too smart for.
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: Its own good. They just have spurts of having awesome
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: cartoons and shitty cartoons.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Awesome. There's a theme.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Chocolate milk, mac and cheese. I like cereal. I like cereal. Horsie!
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: Did you ever notice the weird references that they worked in?
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: Like the Big Lebowski.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Reference and the pedal ball?
• 33:27
  Speaker 8: That was just so crazy.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: That's, again, that's the... So many of these better ones
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: aren't really even for kids, you know? But it's weird.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: That's what I think is cool is when it crosses
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: over and you do get little kids that like these
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: shows because they're on their own kid level and then
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: you can watch it as an adult and appreciate it
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: for other things. And I kind of wish... like back
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: to the movies I kind of wish movies would understand
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: that and with the exception of Pixar every other kids
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: movie is just that it's just bad CGI animals and
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: they're just stupid jokes and kids laugh at it because
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: they're kids but I'm like that's not an excuse don't
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: dumb it down for them because you just make dumb
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: kids it's like why not do something that's got a
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: level of intelligence above that and then give it a
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: year or two and the kids will start catching up
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: and they'll be like this is actually funny I still
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: like this years later.
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah that's what it creates a loyalty you know because
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: like Kids aren't going to, I don't have any desire
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: to watch the stupid knockoff cartoons that I watched when
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: I was a kid. But, you know, like you think
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: about these amazing things that were so full of references
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: that you couldn't even understand at like six years old.
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: And you're just like, oh, that's awesome. You know, and
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: those are the type of cartoons that are still being
• 34:35
  Speaker 8: bought and sold on DVD and things like that. And
• 34:38
  Speaker 8: you can still, you know, like with the Nickelodeon cartoons,
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: everyone's nostalgic for those now because it's a generation of
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: kids that grew up on those. Now you can sell
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: the T-shirts at Hot Topic and people want to buy
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: them because they're like, oh, fuck yeah, Reptar. It's awesome,
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: you know. Yeah.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It always comes back around. You just have to
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: give it enough time. Yeah. But yeah, it makes it
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: better if it's got something to it. If you have
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: a little something, a little work, a little thought put
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: into it, it makes it worth coming back to. Because yeah,
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of stuff that I liked as a
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: kid that I watch now and I'm like, this is
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: just crap. So yeah, it's good to find the better
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: made stuff.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: So.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: I guess that can wrap us up on the Geek Week.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: The many avenues of Geek Week. Serial killers and cartoons.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: That's what we like around here.
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: I mean, you know, it's like there's always something different,
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: but it always comes back to cartoons. Boobs and cartoons,
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: serial killers and cartoons, whatever it is. We just, our
• 35:29
  Speaker 8: minds don't wander too far.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: No, it's the basic elements of life, you know. Those
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: are all awesome things, and we like them. All right,
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: we will take a break and be back with What's
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: the Buzz?
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: I'm standing on.
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: A platform, smoking a big cigar.
• 35:48
  Speaker 11: Waiting for some old freight train, carries.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: An empty car. I rode her down to Danville town,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: got stuck on a Danville girl. You bet your life
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: she was a pearl, she wore that Danville curl.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: If you leave the theater, folks, please be careful. Don't
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: let this happen to your car. Be sure to remove
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: the speaker before you leave. If you should accidentally pull
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: a speaker loose, please turn it in at our snack
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: bar or box office.
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: They say Ezra Cobb was a nice enough fella, kind
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: of quiet, hardworking, good neighbor, devoted son, just about the
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: last person in the world you'd suspect of being deranged. Deranged,
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: the story of Ezra Cobb, grave robber, psychopath, and homicidal maniac.
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: He was trapped in his mother's web of evil, twisted
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: by his own demented fears, so obsessed with death itself
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: that he became deranged. He carved a trail of butchery
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: so brutal that newspapers refused to print its gruesome details. Deranged,
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: a nightmare of insane murder and lingering death. Deranged. Rated R.
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: Under 17. Not admitted without parents.
• 37:31
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• 37:38
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• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Hi, this is Tom Kane, the voice of Yoda. And
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: listening to Movie Meltdown, you are this.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: I like chocolate milk. I like chocolate milk. I like cereal.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't just strangle that guy. I know, everybody loves
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: him when he's just like... I like Blue, the psycho. See,
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Blue I like.
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: No, no, no.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: Berry.
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: Blue Regard.
• 38:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I love Blue, but Berry.
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: Remember Blueberry?
• 38:27
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: She was like, I made this album of all the
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: special moments that we've had together.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: What was the Hispanic monster guy? The one that was
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: scared of everything.
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: Eduardo.
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: Eduardo.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: I loved Eduardo. I was like, see, I like potatoes.
• 38:39
  Speaker 10: I like potatoes.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: I like potatoes. I liked that he was a monster
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: and he was scared of everything. That was awesome. Like,
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: but I don't want to go in there.
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: And Wilt was the.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: Wilt.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Wilt. Wonder if he nailed a bunch of chicken.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: All right. We are back with What's the Buzz?
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: Groovy. Tell me what's happening.
• 39:01
  Speaker 14: What's the buzz?
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: Tell me what's happening.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: What's the buzz?
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: Tell me what's happening. What's the buzz?
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Tell me what's happening. This just in.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: This just in.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Extensive search for Sony's Spider-Man is over. Okay, so now
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: I told her to go ahead and get the iPhone ready,
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: because go ahead and type in, because I'm going to
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: say the name, and you're all going to go, wait, who?
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Go ahead and type in Andrew Garfield, because he has
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: been chosen as the new and younger and more improved...
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Peter Parker.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: His name is failure.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Yes, President Garfield. They're going to dig him up and
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: make him Peter Parker. That will be awesome because people
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: love zombie movies and they love superhero movies. Two in
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: one special. It's going to be awesome.
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: Hey, wait.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: They had that. Marvel Zombies.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Marvel Zombies.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Marvel Zombies. They already had that.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Never mind.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Cancel the whole project. Damn it.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: His name sounds familiar.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: He has been in The Other Boleyn Girl, The Imaginarium
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: of Dr.
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: Parnassus.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: His head is too small. Didn't see that. And the
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: upcoming The Social Network.
• 40:04
  Speaker 8: His head's too small.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: I don't like it. There you go. We're now checking
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: it out. His hair.
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: What?
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: Okay. His head is way too small.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: I kind of recognize him. I know.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Like a pea head.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: That's a scary noggin.
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: Weird.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Just a dude.
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: His big hair. Maybe.
• 40:22
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 40:22
  Speaker 8: He looks like a Jonas brother.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: I think if his hair was toned down a little bit.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: It kind of got the Joe look going.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't overshadow his visage.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: No.
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: He's a Jonas brother. No.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: He's like the missing Jonas.
• 40:31
  Speaker 11: Oh, God.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: He looks worse there.
• 40:32
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: He looks like Chachki.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: He looks.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Boom.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: That's not a good.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Look right there.
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: I would rather McLovin be Spider-Man.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: For real.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: I don't want that either, actually.
• 40:45
  Speaker 8: Even here he is with short hair, and it's worse.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: He continues to get worse the more we look at him.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I don't want to see any more pictures of this douche-coo.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not cool. He's not near a douche-coo. Don't
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: sully the fine name of douche-coo. Yeah, I'm sorry. Well,
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: it's funny. We'll get to what the director says about
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: him here in a minute. But yeah, scheduled for July 3rd, 2012,
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: which is.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Nearing ever closer. They better hurry up and get this
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: thing going. We're going to be dead before then. Oh, probably.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: The yet untitled Spider-Man reboot will be directed by Mark Webb.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Make your own jokes. Who did 500 Days of Summer.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: And here's what Mark has to say about the casting.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: He says, though his name may be new to many,
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: those who know this young actor's work understand his extraordinary talents.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: He is a rare combination of intelligence, wit, and humanity.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Mark my words, you will love Andrew Garfield as your president.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, as Peter Parker. Sounded like he was running
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: for office there for a second. You will love Andrew Garfield.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Vote for him now. So, yeah, I don't know. We
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: don't love his face so far, but we'll have to
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: see his wit and humanity.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Peter Parker has never, you know, I don't know, he's
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: not a really big character. He's just kind of.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: It's a.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Weird mix, you know. So, I mean, I don't think
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: it would take that much to fill that. Yeah. Don't shoot. Yeah.
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: It's kind of like, dude, as Peter Parker, you kind
• 42:08
  Speaker 8: of blow, but a Spider-Man?
• 42:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Pretty cool.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what it is. It's such a weird mix
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: because you can't cast somebody cool. You know, it's like
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: you've got to play, which I guess a lot of
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: them sort of do that. Like, that's the ultimate alter
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: ego is to be a doofus. You know, even, you know,
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Clark Kent has to be a bumbling idiot, you know,
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: just to cover the fact that he's so fucking awesome
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: in his super identity.
• 42:28
  Speaker 8: So.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: This is, yeah, I mean, it's one of those, yeah,
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: you've got to, especially Peter Parker, though, because he's a
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: dorky kid. So it's like you've got to cast the
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: dorky kid, but he's also got to pull off being,
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: you know, super cool Spider-Man. So it's weird being able
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: to cast that. And they kind of lucked out last time.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, Toby sort of fell into both sides. It's like,
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: you know, he's especially when he's believable. He believed, yeah,
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: you believed him as a dork because we all thought
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: he was a dork up until then. And then he
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: sort of bulked up midway through and was like, okay,
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: I know I got to play a superhero. So he
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: sort of pulled off, you know, being both sides of that,
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: which is, it is a hard thing to cast.
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: You know, when you, when you think about all the
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: comics written, you can really tell who writes them. It's like, oh,
• 43:11
  Speaker 8: look at this nerdy guy that everybody makes fun of,
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: but on the inside, he's a superhero, and he's really awesome.
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: You're missing out.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Just like me.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: That's what was sort of fun with Kick-Ass.
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: I love the hand motions that went along with that.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: But that was what was sort of cool with Kick-Ass.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: It did sort of address the fact that it openly
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: acknowledged the fact that this is a group of comics
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: made by dorky guys about dorky guys, but then they're
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: totally awesome. They're totally awesome. Yeah, you've got them sort
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: of making fun of that and then in the end
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: becoming that all at the same time. So, yeah, it's
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: a weird movie.
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: I need to see it.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: It is awesome.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: It was awesome.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, here's the weird thing I wanted to bring
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: up on the President Garfield thing here. So they're casting
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: him and they're trying to be like, this is the new, younger, cooler,
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: high school version or whatever they're doing with this new
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: plot line. He's 26.
• 44:03
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: So by the time they yeah first of all he
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: doesn't look it yeah but yeah it's like okay i
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: don't even know if they're sticking with the high school
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: plot line but even if they aren't if they're going
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: for a sequel if they're going for a series of
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: movies by the time the next one comes out he's
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: gonna be 30 yeah like how is he the not
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: the newer younger spider-man when he's fucking 30.
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: Already dude i'm 27.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah he's like what the fuck I got screwed out
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: of another six movies. What the hell? So yeah, it
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: makes no sense. All they talked about was going younger
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: and going to high school years and we're, you know,
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: a whole new generation. I'm like, what the fuck? He's
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: barely out of Toby's generation.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: You're obsessed with Drake Bell.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Drake Bell.
• 44:45
  Speaker 12: Yes, I am.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: He already had that superhero movie.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Who's Drake Bell?
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: It was really bad. That was horrible. It was really bad.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: So we've seen what he can do as a superhero.
• 44:54
  Speaker 8: What movie was it?
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Superhero movie.
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: Superhero movie.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: It's basically a scary movie for superheroes.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: For superhero movies.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: It's terrible. It's horrible.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: I didn't see it.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Don't watch it.
• 45:04
  Speaker 7: I watched it.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: That's how I know you're obsessed with Drake Bell.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Then loved it.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: Only watch certain parts, though.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: It's okay. Just when he was wearing the tight-fitting suit.
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: Tight-fitting outfit.
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: So, if this is, like, pre-Spider-Man, is this going to be, like,
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: Gossip Girl or something? Right? If he can't shoot webs
• 45:24
  Speaker 8: out of his hand, who gives a fuck what this
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: loser is doing?
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe they're going with the Robin Hood movie now. I mean,
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: that was, like... Everything that led up to him becoming
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Robin Hood. And then when he gets to the point
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: he becomes Robin Hood, it's over. So maybe this is
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: like Spider-Man going to math class.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: This is how he got real smart.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: We're going to see him study him for the big test.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: And when he begins to fawn over Mary Jane.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: When Mary Jane turned him down to go to the dance.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: It's going to be that drama. We're not going to
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: have any of that pesky superhero.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really. I'm so smart, nobody knows.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: You missed the hand motion there. He said that. You
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: can guess what it was. So, yeah, I don't know.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: It seems like a weird way to go if they're
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: trying to go younger. He's not younger. If they're trying
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: to go with the other plot line, we've already seen that.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: So I don't know what they're doing with this story.
• 46:15
  Speaker 8: Hollywood is out of ideas.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: And almost out of money.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that too.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: The Ultimate Spider-Man series is a younger Spider-Man because there's
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Spider-Man and there's Ultimate Spider-Man. And Ultimate Spider-Man was like
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: a different... universe or whatever and he was younger and
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: you know things are different like like Venom's in it
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: but you know Eddie Brock's dying of cancer and he's
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: like going to high school with Eddie Brock and stuff
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: like that so I don't know if they're gonna go
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: with that if they're looking to go the younger Peter
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Parker and whatnot.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: They always go younger. I still think it would almost
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: be more interesting at this point to follow a superhero
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: and watch them get older. Again, we brought this up before.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: The DC Universe does that. We follow Batman getting old in.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: The comics and cartoons.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: That's awesome. They don't do it in the movies, but
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: in the rest of the story, Marvel doesn't do that.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: They're eternally 19 in the Marvel Universe. I think it
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: would have been cool to.
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: in there somewhere.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Probably.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: But I mean, it would be kind of cool to
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: hang on to like a Toby or somebody and like
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: follow them into their 40s and be like, okay, what
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: does Spider-Man do when he actually starts getting old? And like,
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: did the power start to deteriorate as the rest of
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: his body gets old?
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Is he ever like climbing up a building like, my back.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Son of a bitch.
• 47:30
  Speaker 8: You'd think that would be like, you'd think that would
• 47:33
  Speaker 8: be the part where they introduce the next generation. Yeah.
• 47:36
  Speaker 8: You know, like, this is Spider-Man's baby.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Spider-Man's time.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Well, again, Batman Beyond did that. And that's a cool idea.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: It was an interesting way to go. And they don't
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: want to back a whole movie doing that, I guess,
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: because that's too much money.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Because they're friggin' idiots.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: But, I mean, the cartoon series, if you watch that,
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: that's kind of, I mean, they got kind of ridiculous
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: in some of the villains and some of the future world.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: But it's a cool idea. It's basically the Robin idea,
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: only not lame and super cheesy and kind of gay overtones. But, yeah,
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, this really is, I'm getting too old. I
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: need to bring somebody in to carry on the legacy
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: of Batman.
• 48:11
  Speaker 8: I think I actually, there's a whole website devoted to this.
• 48:14
  Speaker 8: But didn't, in the comics, Batman had, like, a nephew
• 48:18
  Speaker 8: or somebody that he, like, took care of or something
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: like that?
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: Probably.
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: Because it was, like, no, maybe it wasn't Batman. But
• 48:23
  Speaker 8: I don't remember. But it was some, it may have
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: been Superman. I think it was Superman. And he had this, like.
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: In the later comics, there was, like, this kid that
• 48:30
  Speaker 8: he took care of or something like that. And he
• 48:32
  Speaker 8: was a dick to the kid. And the website was, like,
• 48:35
  Speaker 8: all about, like, comic excerpt. You know what word I'm
• 48:39
  Speaker 8: grasping for here, people. But it was all about those
• 48:42
  Speaker 8: where he was just a total dick and he would say, like,
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: asshole things.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: I think you're thinking of Uncle Donald. He took care
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: of Huey Dewey in the movie.
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: No.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: And he was always yelling at him and shit.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: Fucking lose it and yell at him.
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: No.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: No I'm not sure which.
• 48:58
  Speaker 8: One that is yeah I do not know I'm pretty
• 49:00
  Speaker 8: sure it was like either Batman or Superman and I
• 49:03
  Speaker 8: looked at the website for like four hours one night
• 49:06
  Speaker 8: it was really funny bored of course it was a
• 49:11
  Speaker 8: Saturday night what do you expect no I'm just.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Kidding that's like my Saturday night hold on encroaching on
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: my geek territory it.
• 49:18
  Speaker 8: May not have been a Saturday I don't know it
• 49:19
  Speaker 8: could have been a Friday.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Encroaching.
• 49:21
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: Two other words.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Encroached upon.
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: He did not just say encroach upon me.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: All right. So moving on. And I know at least
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: most of us here will probably be big fans of
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: the original incarnation of this. Where it's going, I don't know.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Paul Rubens is back.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Uh maybe i don't know if i'm yaying at this
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: point yes well there you go see that was back
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: in the day uh he's been trying to get his
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: new kiwi movie made for about 10 years now and
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: obviously he has many reasons for them uh giving him
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: resistance but um speaking in a hand motion earlier yep
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: so the uh it appears it's getting closer to actually
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: happening uh thank for being out of ideas yeah not
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: necessarily see i don't know we'll we'll get to that
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: in a minute i'll finish this so it says um
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: in the past there's been talk about ruben's doing uh
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: he's writing the screenplay now and it's like it's one
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: of two stories it'll be either peewee dealing with celebrity
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: after an embarrassing incident gee i wonder where they're going
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: with this Or the story will be more closely resembling
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: something from Pee Wee's Playhouse, which, again, would probably have
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: more people on board for it because it's not... The
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: other one actually sounds like an interesting story, but everybody
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: would probably hate it because it's not what they're used to.
• 50:39
  Speaker 8: Kind of like Pauly Shore is dead.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably like taking a weird showbiz look at a character,
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: like a weird fictional character, and then I'm sure they'd
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: screw it up anyway.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Regardless um i don't know i don't know what to
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: do with this because have you seen peewee lately have
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: you seen when.
• 50:57
  Speaker 8: He was on pushing daisies which was amazing and it
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: sucks that that got canceled.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Well i mean does he but was he peewee no
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: did you see when he was on jay leno first
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: of all yeah then the last in the run of
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: jay leno on his stupid little fake show whatever that
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: 10 o'clock bullshit was that's probably the only part of
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: it i ever watched because i avoided it like the
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: plague it was horrible But I saw Pee Wee was
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: coming on. I was like, well, this is cool. I
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: haven't seen him in... I've seen Paul Reubens on show,
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: and he's talked about trying to get the movie off
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: the ground for years. I haven't seen him in the costume.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: He just got back into doing the official character again.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: So he came on there. He was not funny. And
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's just because Jay Leno sucks
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: the funny out of anything he comes in contact with,
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: because that show was just horrible. And it really did
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: sort of find a way of killing any form of comedy.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: But.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: he did some crazy salad bar gag and it made
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: no sense. And it's like some of his old stuff
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: used to not make sense. And that was the joke.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: This just didn't really make sense. Like I have no idea.
• 51:55
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: It was just like, what are you doing? Like, were
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: you just bored one day? It was late. It was
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: a Saturday night.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: He didn't have anything to do. I'm embarrassed for you.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: He started building a salad bar and decided he wanted
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: to make a routine.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Out of it.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing is, you know, he was so
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: early nineties, Peewee Homer, so early nineties and, To bring
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: him back now, I don't know if this is the same.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he can survive in this climate
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: or whatever. I mean, it worked once.
• 52:18
  Speaker 8: But, you know, it's just like you can't bring Howdy
• 52:20
  Speaker 8: Doody back.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, kids wouldn't know what to do.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: It won't work.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: So it is one of those. I mean, that's what
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: I was trying to decide. Is it something you can
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: return to? I mean, is that version of Pee Wee gone?
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Or even if that version of Pee Wee is still around,
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: if he can bring it back, is anybody in this
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: audience now okay with it? Other than the Nostalgia Group.
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: But they're going to be, like, they're still going to
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: have their own weird thing. I mean, they've changed in
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: the last 20 years. So it's like, I don't know.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: It's a weird thing for them to try to bring
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: it back, and it's even weirder if they're trying to
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: bring it back just like it was, because I don't
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: know if that's going to sell at this point.
• 52:57
  Speaker 8: I love Pee-wee's Playhouse and everything involving Pee-wee. I have
• 53:01
  Speaker 8: all the movies and all the toys, and oh my god,
• 53:04
  Speaker 8: it's crazy.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: But.
• 53:06
  Speaker 8: At the same time, when I imagine him coming back,
• 53:08
  Speaker 8: I imagine this, like, sad little middle-aged guy.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: He's pushing 60.
• 53:12
  Speaker 13: Oh, my God.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Jesus.
• 53:13
  Speaker 8: He's got, like, wrinkly skin and, like, love handles and
• 53:17
  Speaker 8: split pants and stuff like that. And just being really creepy.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Because it was, like, a comfortable. He was creepy then.
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: It was a.
• 53:23
  Speaker 8: Comfortable level of creepy.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:25
  Speaker 8: But now I just think it would be really just.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Sad, creepy.
• 53:28
  Speaker 7: It's like the old guy from Family Guy.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah there's a homeless guy that comes into my work
• 53:37
  Speaker 8: that sounds exactly like that no joke everyone laughs he
• 53:40
  Speaker 8: whistles when he talks to everyone laughs and laughs and
• 53:43
  Speaker 8: laughs and he's always like making these crazy hats out
• 53:46
  Speaker 8: of like garbage and he's like I made this hat.
• 53:49
  Speaker 8: I'm going to wear it to the dance tonight. And
• 53:52
  Speaker 8: I'm like, okay.
• 53:54
  Speaker 7: I'm going to call the cops.
• 53:56
  Speaker 8: And I'm like, please don't sit your hat on the bar.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know where it's been. But I have ideas
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: and I don't like them.
• 54:06
  Speaker 7: And now your hat is walking away.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: That was just my toilet.
• 54:15
  Speaker 8: Once he had a hat and it had fake horses
• 54:17
  Speaker 8: glued all over it.
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: It was his derby hat.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, my Lord. Obviously.
• 54:20
  Speaker 8: It was made out of foam pipe insulation. It wasn't
• 54:26
  Speaker 8: even like a hat. It was just like a big
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: coil of foam pipe insulation.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Oh these are the special special people we deal with
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: oh my.
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: God almost as awesome as the crazy guy outside last
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: week who kept yelling like we looked over at him
• 54:44
  Speaker 8: and he got up and started running towards him yeah
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: i'm gonna chuck your goddamn head off and we were
• 54:49
  Speaker 8: like oh my gosh.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah what It's best not to, like, make direct fun
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: of people like that because you don't know what they're
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: going to do. We weren't making fun of him, we
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: just looked in his direction. Oh, that's a.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: Mistake, too.
• 54:59
  Speaker 7: Oh, God.
• 55:01
  Speaker 12: Oh, it hurts.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: I'm bringing you back for movie fan freak show. We
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: haven't done that in a while.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: I work across the.
• 55:06
  Speaker 8: Street from a mental health institution. I don't know if
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: I needed to clarify that.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: There's a shocker.
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: But, you know, even then, I think, like, crazy people
• 55:17
  Speaker 8: can just sense it and maybe that's why i work
• 55:19
  Speaker 8: across the street from mental.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Health they're drawn to you you're drawn.
• 55:23
  Speaker 8: To them no just they're drawn to the institution because
• 55:27
  Speaker 8: like people who aren't there for treatment like the other
• 55:30
  Speaker 8: day had this like meth whore there was something wrong
• 55:34
  Speaker 8: with this girl she was like delusional she thought she
• 55:37
  Speaker 8: was a model she was standing outside holding a bud
• 55:39
  Speaker 8: light she goes Look at all these cars driving by.
• 55:41
  Speaker 8: I bet they're all thinking, what's this beautiful girl doing
• 55:44
  Speaker 8: outside in front of this bar drinking a Bud Light
• 55:46
  Speaker 8: in the middle of the day? And I was like, yeah,
• 55:50
  Speaker 8: I'm sure that's what they're thinking.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Probably not.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: No, that's just the weird, and that's probably the least
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: weird thing going on in your head right now.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: Not really. Oh, wow.
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: That's probably the most normal thought you've had in a month.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: And it's still scary.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: It's so sad. Crazy.
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: As we all laugh.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: So, Pee-wee. Yes.
• 56:10
  Speaker 7: Back to Pee-wee.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Pee-wee.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: So, is that what it's going to be, though? I mean,
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: it was creepy enough if you stopped and thought about,
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: especially the show. Like, the movie's awesome. The movie sort
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: of stands on its own. It's its own weird thing.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: The TV show entered into that. Here's this weird guy
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: inviting a bunch of kids over to his house.
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: That's terrible.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: That's weird anyway, but now you've got a 60-year-old guy
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: inviting little kids over to his house.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Dressed up like a little boy.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and wearing a creepy bow tie. So, I mean,
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: is that going to bring all... I mean, is that
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: going to sit well with anybody?
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: I don't think there's an audience out there left.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Well, here's the really weird part. Like, to me, the
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: rest of it, them dragging that out.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: It was just sort of weird.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Well, them dragging that out and trying to make money
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: off of it does not surprise me at all. This
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: is kind of surprising. The man who's bringing it back
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: is Judd Apatow. really 40 year old virgin knocked up
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: like all these big comedies now and he does sort
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: of have a handle on what people like in comedies
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: so he's producing the project he's you know he's on
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: board i don't know if he's gonna have i can't
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: imagine him directing it but he's definitely going to be
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: involved in it so the fact that he's even involved
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: is very strange if.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: There's anything that can save peewee i think apatow can
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: that might that might be it yeah a resurgence oh weird.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: The other thing that's weird, though, is Paul Rubens is
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: co-writing the script with Paul Rust, whose TV work includes
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Moral Oral, which makes me think it's going to be
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: equally as weird as the old stuff because that's a
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: fucked up show. That's a messed up show. And talk
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: about weird pervy stuff going on. Let's talk about that
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: damn show. So it's not like it's going to get
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: less pervy by including... Are they.
• 57:46
  Speaker 8: Going to just stop skirting around the issue and make
• 57:49
  Speaker 8: this an adult movie?
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Again, I think that would be more interesting. I think
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: that would piss a lot of people off. If they
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: really just went ahead and took it there and were like, okay,
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: let's face the fact Pee-wee's a perv. I don't think
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: he was. I don't think he was in the old show,
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: but I'm saying if you look at that circumstance, that's
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: the most logical way to go with a story. It's like, okay,
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: let's look at this weird guy who has all these
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: toys in his house and bring kids over. Yeah. that's
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: a way you could look at it that's different i
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: think that would piss everybody.
• 58:18
  Speaker 8: Off that just bothers me so much that everyone's like
• 58:20
  Speaker 8: peewee's a perv and i mean maybe it kind of
• 58:22
  Speaker 8: is but dude people didn't have vcrs in their house
• 58:25
  Speaker 8: then that's just the way i feel about it like
• 58:28
  Speaker 8: everybody it wasn't in the 70s and at that time
• 58:32
  Speaker 8: like couples would go to drive-ins and whatever and there
• 58:36
  Speaker 8: was always porn on like it was just a thing
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: that was just what happened you know what everybody did
• 58:40
  Speaker 8: not that it's like not gross to like hear about
• 58:43
  Speaker 8: but I just think it's a really unfortunate I wasn't.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Touching anybody else he was just touching somebody that's my
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: thing I think everybody pleases himself every goddamn day in
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: this country that's right and that's what I think is
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: bullshit I think he got screwed over on that because
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: it's different if he really was doing something that or
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: even if it wasn't about kids even if he was
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: just like a tag groping some girl in a theater
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: well that's creepy too but he was doing what everybody
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: else in the world does and what everybody else that
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: went out there and bust him does and it who
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: put him up there and shined the spotlight on him
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: and bitched about it. They're doing it too. So I
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: thought it was bullshit.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. He got a raw deal.
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Which, I mean, really, it ruined his career. For no reason.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Once again, it would be legit if he was busted
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: doing something perverted to someone else. Yeah. God forbid to
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: a kid. But he didn't do anything to anybody. And
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: once again, it would be different if he was just
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: out in the world. If he was at the mall
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: touching himself, all right, fine. I can see it ruining
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: his career. He was in an adult theater. That's what
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: they're there for.
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: They can argue that all they want, but we all
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: know in the real world, that's what they're there for.
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:47
  Speaker 8: Every judge, every police officer, you know, it's just, it
• 59:52
  Speaker 8: doesn't really.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: Bullshit. Yeah, bullshit. I'm telling you.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: Free Pee-Wee.
• 59:56
  Speaker 7: Oh, wait a minute.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: Free Pee-Wee and then don't make a movie, Pee-Wee. It's
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: probably in your best interest. Just stop.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: I like him as a character actor. I wish he
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 8: would stop trying to be Pee-Wee. Just let it die.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 8: I liked him in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: I liked him in, what is that, Nice Dreams? Yeah.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 15: I mean, he was doing stuff a long time ago.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So, I mean, he is, you know, an interesting guy.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: I wish he would just get over the PB thing
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: because it was sort of at that time and place.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: And I don't know that you can go back to it.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: I wish he would just sort of focus on other
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: stuff because he's a cool character actor, like you said.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: Adult Swim had it. probably like four or five years.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Ago, like 23 o'clock in the morning.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: I still love that.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 8: Do you think he puts his peewee outfit on every
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 8: day and looks in the mirror.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: And cracks like, I was so popular. I think if anything,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: he's probably even over it, you know, and maybe they're
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: just like, dude, you should do it, you know, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: And he's like, okay, like, He was, I know, because
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: he said he couldn't even get into it for a
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: long time. And when he got back into this in
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: the last year or two, he started them trying to
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: get back into the character and he did have to
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: go back. So I think he was sort of done
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: with it for a while and wanted to move on
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: and then realized nobody's going to let him move on.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Nobody's going to let him be a normal actor now.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: It'd be weird if they did a Pee Wee movie,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: but it wasn't him.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Now we've invited that shit. Sean William Scott.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really, that's Pee Wee.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: Johnny Depp is Pee Wee.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: And Tim Burton.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: Tim Burton.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: The Adventures of Pee Wee 2. God, that's what's going
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: to happen.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: Big Top Pee Wee.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Bigger Top Pee Wee. What else is funny?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 8: Maybe that was the name of the movie that he
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 8: got kicked out of.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: What was that?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 8: Pee Wee and Wonderland.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: Sounds like an interesting spin-off movie right there. We can
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: make millions. Start writing that. Get on that screenplay now.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 8: I didn't mean for that to come out.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Are you okay?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 7: It's such a cackle.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 8: Moving right along.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: All right. I'm still trying to get through this. Maybe
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: if I do this enough, I'll get used to this
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: guy's name, and it won't be such a fight every time,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: because he comes up every other week. Director Timber Bekmabitov.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Bekmabitov. Bekmabitov.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: Bekmabitov. Bekmabitov.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: Oh, now it means nothing.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Bekmabitov.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Anyway, the director of Wanted and Nightwatch, He is in
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: talks with Universal Pictures about an English-language remake of the
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: recent Russian action hit Black Lightning, which he also produced.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: Black Lightning.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: I've never heard of it. I watched the trailer for it.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: It looks kind of interesting.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: I remember seeing the trailer, I think.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: It's not a black superhero, I hate to tell you guys.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: They're going to lose the title to that if they
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: don't hurry up and jump on that. Yeah. If they're
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: going to do a spinoff Black Lightning, you know, superhero movie.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, Black Lightning is a Slavic Transformers meets Batman,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: which basically you think you're on board for. But, yeah,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: it says the story follows a car-obsessed student who tricks
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: out his own ride and uses it to take on
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: the criminal underground.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: He tricked out his own ride.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: And the synopsis makes me happy.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty tight.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: But I think it flies is the way. In the trailer,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: it looks like it's a flying car.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 8: That sounds like the Wraith.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: That sounds like Mask, that cartoon where the doors fold
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: down and the car now can fly.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got wings, of course.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Sure, right?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: When you said mask, I thought you meant.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: The movie with Cher.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: No, not with Cher.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Or Jim Carrey.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Big face, yeah. Or big green face.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's too many masks out there.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: No more.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: The movie was so great. The one with Cher.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: I think I was just looking to the ceiling, to
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: the heaven, so nostalgic.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: It was so dreamy. That big meat, Eric Stoltz.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Eric Stoltz's face was so just.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: I love your big, round face.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: It looks like an orc.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: It'd take you like hours to kiss that thing.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: That's all you.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, do you not like it anymore now?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 12: Oh, no.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Stop shaking.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Rocking back and forth. It's only a dream.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: It's only a dream.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 11: Oh, Lord.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: Oh, Lord.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: So the director says there are also plans for a
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: Russian-Chinese sequel to the film. So I don't know if
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: he wants to also get on board and get a
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: sequel in the works beforehand. It's weird that we're remaking
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: because that's the thing. I'm looking at the trailer and
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: I'm like, it looks kind of cool i want to
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: go watch that one do we need to remake i
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: don't understand why americans are so dumb that they can't
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: just watch other movies exactly i bet.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: You about this all the time version of something that's
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: a lot better.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: Because i'm looking at i'm like it looks fun and
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: it looks fun because of where it is it's like
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: if you take all of this and put it in
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: the american setting yeah it almost looks like it's gonna
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: be dumb it's like i can see them just making
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: it dumb and sort of mainstreaming anything that was weird
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: because it almost a lot of these almost work because
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: of their weird tone that comes with being in that
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: country being shot in that country.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: From korea that's kind of why it's cool or whatever
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: it's yeah whatever country it's from well.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 8: I think america's main problem you can go into any
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 8: walmart and find this out If I wanted to read
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 8: a fucking.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: Book, I'd just read a book. Well, that's true of me, too. But,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: I at least acknowledge when they make a decent movie,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: I'll just watch that. I don't always seek them out
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: because I'm a lazy bastard like the rest of America. But,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: if I look at it and I'm like, well, that's
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: why this movie works, if you go and change everything,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: now at least you've got somebody who, you know, is
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: sort of interested in doing it close to that version.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: He's a fan of the original, but still, I don't know.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at the trailer going, I don't know that
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: it needs to be remade. But again, this is a
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: talented guy. So I mean, it's like maybe he can
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: do something interesting with it. I don't know. He's currently
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: working on the Tim Burton adaption of the project we
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: brought up a few weeks ago, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Killer.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: So he's, yeah, he's already kind of got that going on.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: He's still deciding whether or not he wants to do
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: a sequel for Wanted. So he's he's got all these
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: projects in the works anyway. It's just, yeah, this is
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: one of those that it seems like a cool movie. Well,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: just the fact that they brought it up. I'm like, well, good.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: Now I need to go find black lightning and watch
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: that movie. Cause I don't know what they're going to do.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: It's just one of those. I don't know if it's necessary,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: but most things Hollywood does.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: It's unnecessary.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: And then, uh, we have word this week that Andy
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: circus best known for Gollum and King Kong and the
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: other Peter Jackson version. But, um, He's now signed on
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: in the lead role of another ape-centric movie. He will
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: be doing the motion capture performance for the character in
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Rise of the Apes, which we brought up a while ago,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: but we didn't have a star or title, I don't think,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: at that point. The prequel, remake, reboot, or whatever the
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: hell you want to call it for Planet of the Apes.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: Which I don't think is even, I don't know, we
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: can go into that. But Circus is going to play Caesar,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: the chimpanzee who begins to evolve during the testing of
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: a cure for Alzheimer's disease. I don't know. This is
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: one of those... I don't... As much as we like
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: to bitch about them doing remakes and prequels and all
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: that bullshit, this, I think, is removed enough. I don't
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: think I hate the idea. Because of an idea... Them
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: remaking the first Planet of the Apes again, which they
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: already did badly. Not even badly, just not the same.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: They really just... I like that movie more than I
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: expected to. There's aspects of it that's not horrible. Overall,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: it's not great, but it's one of those that's watchable. Still,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: it was like the turning point for Tim Burton. It's
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: when everything started to go to hell in his career, really. But,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know, it's one of those, that was just
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: sort of a dumb idea. It's already, that story's been
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: told and it was good the way it was, and
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: remaking is just going to rehash the same shit we've
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: already seen or do things wrong and fuck it up.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: Where this is like, it's sort of a remake of
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, but to me,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: number one, that's a movie most people haven't seen, unlike
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: the original.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 8: I don't, I can't imagine this person that you're talking about,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 8: but I just feel like it's sad that he must
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 8: resemble an ape so much.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: Have you not seen Andy Serkis?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 8: No, I'm Googling it right now.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: All right, put it down. Yeah. So the, yeah, to me,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: this is like a different enough story. It's removed enough
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: and they're going to change it quite a bit to the,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: I feel like they could do something original with it
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: because I think they are doing it more of like
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: starting it almost modern day and then working forward to
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: what will become, because that's sort of how the whole
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: series loops around. It does this weird thing. time loop
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: where they end up going way back in time where
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: we see where the apes start turning into, how it
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: crossed over from humans losing it, and, you know, the
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: first apes that start to learn to talk and start
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: to get their human mannerisms, and you see how that
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: pans out. So I could see them doing that and
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: taking that version of it and doing something really interesting
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: with it. So I almost don't hate this idea. i
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: think if they're going to do anything to do with
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: planet of the apes this is what i'd rather see
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: them do rather than rehash another version or some other
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: take on the same thing we've already seen.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: A couple of times now I'm completely indifferent.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: You just don't like the series, I know. I'm a
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: big fan of it.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: I'm not a fan, but I haven't seen a lot
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: of it, so I really don't have anywhere to speak from.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: So I can't, you know, that's why I am indifferent,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: because I just, I don't know.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: That's the thing. I think the first one's amazing. I
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: really like the third one. The second one's just sort
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: of a remake of the first one. It was just
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: them sort of cashing in on it.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: What was the movie about, and talking about war games
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: and Matthew Broderick, That was, he was, it was like
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: a chimp was in this program project.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: Um, yeah, I do know what that is. Hold on
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: a second.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking of when you were saying this, like, Oh, okay. Like, Oh,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: this is going to be like that. What was that?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Something project, special projects to a project.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 7: Dunstan checks in.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: Apes are great.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: Dunstan checks in. Oh, my God. Yes, Dunstan checks in.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: That's a freaking movie. The military project Dunstan.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: He just goes in there with two guns.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 8: Ow, ow.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: What happened?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: Watch your finger.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: Watch your finger. Stitches are popping.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 11: Oh, Lord.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry to just derail the trailer. Project X. Project X,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: that's it.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: I knew it was in there.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: So, yes, that's another one of those. It wasn't great,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: but it wouldn't surprise me if they tried to remake it.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: Again, I mean, that sort of idea, like taking something
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: like that, like a Project X idea and then having
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: it like. spill over into a planet of the apes
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: like having.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: Our chimp our testing yeah yeah that'd be interesting.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: Our testing like lead to the downfall of mankind and
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: then end up being the rise of the apes i
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: mean that is sort of the basic plot line so
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: to see them do kind of a cool and like
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: intricate story because the last two in that series get
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: kind of weird and you don't get like a hands-on
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: version of it it's just sort of stuff happens and
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: they focus more on the war of apes that happens
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: yeah But, yeah, I think this would be cooler if
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: it was more like a lab version. Like, we really
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: have them working on this, you know, the experiments. And
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: we see, especially, I mean, they've got James Franco, Frida Pinto,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: and John Lithgow are cast as the humans.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 9: Oh, wow.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: So if you've got, like, Lithgow in a lab coat
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: working on apes, you know, I think that's an angle
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: that could be cool and could actually be, you know,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: something really well done could come out of that. Doesn't
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: mean it's going to happen, but, yeah.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 7: Can we get a cameo from Harry and Henderson's?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. He's just going to walk by. He's not
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: even in the movie. Just, like, walk past the frame.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: With the iconic, like, Bigfoot, like, looking over his shoulder.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: That lumber.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: Did I just see? Harry? Never mind. I've got to
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: get back to work.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: I thought I threw you out after you mated with
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: my daughter.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's fine. How do you think you get all
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: those Weekly World News stories?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: Gross.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: So have you found Andy Serkis yet?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: And he's dreamy.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 8: He doesn't look like a monkey.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what the CGI is for. That's why they
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: put white dots on him and stand in front of
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: a blue screen. He doesn't have to look like anything, really.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: He just has to move in a fancy way.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 8: I mean, who is it?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 7: I have a friend who looks like Gollum.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: Poor girl.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: Poor girl.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Gollette.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: We'll be nice and not call her out by name.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 7: He does look like Gollum.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, that.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 7: Smeagol.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 8: That scares me more than anything, other than Dr. Phil.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: God, don't let him in a movie, please. Dr.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 8: Phil and Gollum scare me more than anything.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: Those are healthy fears.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: I watched Return of the King last night, and all
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: I wanted to do was just play with Smeagol.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: Ugh.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: Is that what you're thinking about?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's hot.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: Little hot smegalax.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to feel about this.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 7: I have a thing for cave dwellers.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Well, that's awesome.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: Well, what does that say about you, Roger?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: With a little tattered loincloth. I mean, okay. We can
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: role play, baby.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 6: Whatever.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Next thing you know. Precious.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 7: I actually found a ring.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: I was at this little man-made lake in the middle
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: of Kentucky, and I was just sitting on the beach playing.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 7: And I look down, and there's this gold ring with
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 7: Elvin written on it, and I'm like, Oh, what? I
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 7: immediately put it on, and I was.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: Like, No one can see me. I have been chosen.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 11: Swam around like a mermaid for a while.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: I am the chosen one. You cannot touch my ring.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: Precious.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: Precious.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 8: Actually, I do think I'm still more afraid of Dr.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: Phil.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 8: He blinks his eyes weird and he does that little
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 8: finger thing like the kid in The Shining.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: I hate that bastard. I don't even watch him enough
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: to know what he does.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: I hate that bastard.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lord. All right. I think that will round out
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: the buzz. We will go into this week's fabulous Greedo
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: Bloody Greedo interview. Yes. Nobody cares.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: No, yes. No, yes.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes. Maria de Aragon. The reason for this trilogy
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: of terror. So, yeah, we tracked her down and sat
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: down with her. She's actually, she was willing, surprisingly. Nice.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: She's actually really nice, and I didn't know what to
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: expect going in, because, yeah, and I think a few
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: of them I hadn't seen at the time, so I
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: was asking her now about some very scandalous movies, I suppose.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: A few of them I was, yeah, and she took
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: to answering the questions kind of well. At first, she's
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: sort of taken aback, I think, that I even want
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: to ask about some of these really old ones, but...
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: As she gets into it, yeah, she starts telling some
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: of these stories about him. And then, of course, I
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: have to round it out. Because usually, yeah, I talk
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: to these people that have been in huge projects like
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Star Wars. So, I mean, everybody asks me about Star Wars.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: I usually don't have anything. I kind of avoided it
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: with Billy Dee Williams, too. It's like everybody's going to
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: ask you about him. But sometimes I like to ask
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: about the weirder, more of the effects on your life
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: kind of thing.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: So I did that with Billy Dee. And with her,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: I was kind of like, well, up until the re-editing,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: the re-imagining that Lucas did years ago, it changed everything.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: And this big upheaval came along. And she sort of,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: her character sort of fell in the spotlight again and
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: got a ton of amount of attention thrown upon it.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: To this day, people continually reference that. So I did
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: go ahead and ask her about that. I wanted to
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: know what she thought about the... ridiculous amount of attention
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: that has fallen upon the who shot first nonsense that
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: came about john so yeah we will see uh what
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: maria has to say more.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 15: Than just star wars kind of want to talk about
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 15: the whole the whole acting career um it's uh difficult because.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 9: Of the fact that you know i haven't been in
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 9: that of course, Star Wars in six years. And of course,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 9: my career, I think theater, And the 90s, I started
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 9: to do other.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: Kinds of work.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 9: And in 2000, I came back to Canada. And I've
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 9: been in Canada four and a half years now. And Montreal,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 9: just one year. But that's where I was born. And
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 9: it's family.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of family here.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 9: And concerning, you know, my health, it's one of the
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 9: first times in my life that I take time out
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 9: of it for other people.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 9: So I've not really been into career, career, you know.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 9: But now that I'm coming back into the conventions, hopefully
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 9: some opportunities will come my way.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 9: And I'll definitely want to deal with that.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 15: As far as, like, early on, like, how did a
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 15: girl from Quebec end up in the movies?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 9: Oh, well, wait a minute. I went there when I
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 9: was 21 years old.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 9: Frank Sinatra had just married Mia Farrow. So it's quite
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 9: a while back. I met a couple of people, Howard Codd,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 9: Sean Frankenheimer, and they put me in films with John
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 9: Derrick and Ursula Anderson. Another film that I did have
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 9: so many stars in it, George Kennedy, Sammy Davis, everybody
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 9: was in the, you know. And I just had a
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 9: small part, but it was a fun film to do.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 9: And then I got real serious and someone approached me
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 9: in acting class, Peter Carpenter, who became a producer. And
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 9: I've made two, three films with him. And then we
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 9: went to Manila and we did an adventure film called
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 9: Wonder Women with Nancy Kwan. And, gosh, I'm trying to
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 9: think of all these. I've made about 10 to 12,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 9: 13 films.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I was looking back at some of the earlier ones.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: I was going to see what you remembered or if.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 15: You had any specific thoughts of Love Me Like I Do.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 11: Oh, yes.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 9: Oh, yes, I have a copy of that. And it
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 9: was probably my very first film.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 9: And it was people who came from.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 9: Not strange, but far away, very far away. Naturally, it
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 9: was on the shelf for a lot of years until
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 9: I did something. And they might have had, you know,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 9: the news about Greedo and said, oh, let's bring that
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 9: back out. But it's not something, you know, that I regret.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 9: You have to learn somehow, somewhere to have film to
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 9: present yourself.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: And....
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 9: From love me like I do to blood mania to.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 12: how was that working on that side oh blood mania
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 12: was fun alex roffa was in that you know that
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 12: and uh yeah no that was a good horror movie i.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 9: Mean it became sort of a classic for its time
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 9: you know and uh But to say the truth, there
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 9: was nothing, I prayed for a role that would be unforgettable.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 9: And I was thinking of Susan Flannery in Towering Inferno.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 9: Out the window, Robert Wagner's girlfriend for a minute, and
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 9: never to be forgotten. So, sure enough, my prayer became answered,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 9: and I got a small part, and with the years
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 9: learned that that small part was a very important film,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 9: a very important director. And in 98, I believe, I
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 9: met Derek, and he was at the Things from Another
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 9: World at a science fiction shop, and I asked him for...
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 9: action figures and told him that I played the role
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 9: and from there we started the convention and made it
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 9: I've gone all over the world for them and I
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 9: enjoy it meeting the people sometimes three generations in one
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 9: day yeah to be able to travel years later, you know.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 15: It's unusual to have it carry on this long. As
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 15: far as the special edition, when they went back through,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 15: do you still get a lot of people asking about
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 15: the whole who shot her?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 9: How do I feel about being the killer instead of
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 9: the victim? Well, I love Harrison a lot, and I
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 9: could understand from a point of view of a director...
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 9: why he wouldn't want his hero to be a killer.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 9: But as far as I'm concerned, I don't think it
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 9: hurt me.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: I think it helped me. It definitely got a lot
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: more attention. Or, you know, who's Greedo? What did he do?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: Did he change?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: So, yeah.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 9: Well, at first they cared about me because I was
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 9: a victim. Then they cared about me because I really
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 9: did took the job. I did the job, yeah.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: That's interesting.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: I wish my cap should.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 9: Come once in a lifetime or twice.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's still coming. You never know. Another one still
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: coming out?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: I'm ready.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: Well, we want to thank you for talking to us today,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: and it's been good.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 9: Oh, my pleasure. Yep, definitely.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 15: Thank you.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: So thank you for talking to us, Maria, and that
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: was pretty awesome. And we wanted to thank the people
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: at Cool Waters Productions who actually helped us set up
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: that discussion with Maria and basically made Greedo Bloody Greedo possible. Word.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: So thank you to everyone involved.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: The world thanks you.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. So yeah, we'll have a little more of her
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: stories later in the run. I think that was most,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: she didn't go too much into today's movie, but, uh,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: the next few weeks, I think she's got a few
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: snippets to pass on to us later, but I guess
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: that will round out this first half of the here.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: We're going to go actually watch the first in the
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: trilogy here and prepare ourselves for, uh, this week's sofa
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: theater feature. Blood mania.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: Blood mania.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: But I'm going to try to tie in as many
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: Greedo-related songs in this next series here. So this one
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: will go out on a song called Broken Greedo, which
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: really has very little to do with the character or
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: Maria herself. But I like the song, and it's kind
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: of fun.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 6: Cool.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: All right. Once again, we invite you to come back
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: and join us as we discuss Blood Mania.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 7: Yay, come back.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 12: Please.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 8: Please.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: I saw you naked, it's time to go I.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: Screwed you girl, now it's time to go Now.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: It's my chance to leave And.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: It's my time to go Now it's my time to go.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: .
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 7: .
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: .
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 7: .
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: .
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: Now it's my chance to.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 7: Leave And it's my time.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: To go Now it's my time to go Time to
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: go Now it's my time.
• 1:24:14
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• 1:24:45
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• 1:24:49
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