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- 0:04Speaker 1: M hm hm hm hmm. That's odd.
- 0:13Speaker 2: What's my favorite word? Bitch something something something.
- 0:18Speaker 3: Said light show bitch.
- 0:21Speaker 2: I'm gonna be real, you know.
- 0:23Speaker 4: I remember was a few months ago when the Black
- 0:26Speaker 4: Shower Girl TikTok Black Girl showered TikTok routine with virabl.
- 0:30Speaker 4: I got me an African net sponge, I said, I
- 0:35Speaker 4: bought one.
- 0:35Speaker 2: I'm going to order one.
- 0:36Speaker 1: I am.
- 0:38Speaker 2: I was watching that like I feel clean looking at you.
- 0:42Speaker 1: Yea.
- 0:44Speaker 4: I bought the you know dove makes like a like
- 0:46Speaker 4: a body scrub now, yes, I bought the shaved.
- 0:50Speaker 2: One and container. Oh yeah, my so my mom loves something.
- 0:54Speaker 2: She's always leaving stuff. Bless her. She always end up
- 0:57Speaker 2: leaving stuff all the time. It's like exidentally on purpose
- 1:00Speaker 2: time yup. So I could to try all different kinds
- 1:02Speaker 2: of stuff. And she left that shade butter one here
- 1:05Speaker 2: one time. This was so good it does it smest amazing.
- 1:08Speaker 2: And I got in the shower and I got I
- 1:10Speaker 2: went and by myself some exfoliating gloves because I really
- 1:12Speaker 2: used it on my face because my face gets so
- 1:14Speaker 2: dry like around my tea zon and so I bought
- 1:18Speaker 2: some for my body. I set for my body and
- 1:20Speaker 2: the set for my face. I put that stuff up,
- 1:22Speaker 2: you know, did my routine with the washcloth with my
- 1:25Speaker 2: boss soap, and then I used my body wash on
- 1:28Speaker 2: my leaf and then I put that uh loof and
- 1:36Speaker 2: then I put I put that scrub on my loof
- 1:39Speaker 2: on them gloves. I was in the shower like, oh,
- 1:42Speaker 2: this is nice. I got the shop so good. I
- 1:45Speaker 2: was in the bed brother my foot across my legs
- 1:48Speaker 2: and I ain't just shaved my legs and stuff. To you,
- 1:51Speaker 2: I was feeling like like a million bucks I did that.
- 1:54Speaker 2: I was like, damn, I wish I had somebody come
- 1:56Speaker 2: in here and rubble on me right now. I did
- 1:58Speaker 2: that before.
- 1:58Speaker 4: So I went the shower, got wet, and I actually
- 2:01Speaker 4: did the African net sponge with the stuff with the
- 2:03Speaker 4: scrub on the after next, I tell you I scrub.
- 2:06Speaker 2: I scrubbed my sins away there. Listen, listen, she said.
- 2:11Speaker 2: I was like, you know what I want to do
- 2:16Speaker 2: though that I've seen it on TikTok, the Korean body scrub.
- 2:20Speaker 2: Have you seen that they do the water and they
- 2:23Speaker 2: scrubbed all baby. Yeah, I said, baby, she looked like
- 2:26Speaker 2: she was smooth as a baby's ass. You saw the
- 2:28Speaker 2: way they was tossing them.
- 2:29Speaker 4: It's a place in Philly that doesn't Actually the girl here,
- 2:32Speaker 4: a girl did it and she went and she had
- 2:36Speaker 4: the video and it was on the top of the
- 2:37Speaker 4: big and they grabbed her like a old sheep.
- 2:39Speaker 2: Like. I said, God damn. So Korean ladies be strong.
- 2:47Speaker 1: Yeah, that's their life, bro, I said. Baby was like,
- 2:52Speaker 1: oh my.
- 2:53Speaker 2: God, my skin is nothing this small. I mean I
- 2:55Speaker 2: just seen it. You can just see like the did skin.
- 2:58Speaker 2: And she was like, and I scrub body, scrub and
- 3:00Speaker 2: do all of that stuff. She said, this this hit different.
- 3:04Speaker 2: I want to try the first time.
- 3:06Speaker 4: So I did it the first time, like maybe last week.
- 3:08Speaker 4: After about a couple of months and not using it,
- 3:10Speaker 4: I was like, what is all this brown ship.
- 3:12Speaker 2: Coming off in the water. I was like, Oh, that's
- 3:13Speaker 2: dead skin. I said, oh god.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Damn, yeah, that's happened when I did my face. Sponger.
- 3:20Speaker 2: Get the back of your foot, at the back of
- 3:21Speaker 2: your heels, especially during the wintertime. My feet, because I
- 3:26Speaker 2: know people who said they don't get petticules during the
- 3:28Speaker 2: winter time, like, oh, my feet not gonna be all
- 3:30Speaker 2: get peticules. Don't give you clean on your toes. Get
- 3:32Speaker 2: you a peedicule doing the winter time because my feet
- 3:35Speaker 2: get extremely dry, so I still, hey, my lady do
- 3:38Speaker 2: my feet first. So I got time for my feet
- 3:40Speaker 2: to dry while she's doing my nails. So I'll be fine, honey,
- 3:44Speaker 2: look and put my boots bag on the walking out
- 3:46Speaker 2: the door, like dude.
- 3:47Speaker 3: Where is money?
- 3:48Speaker 2: Is my next? My next nail? Punk? That's next week.
- 3:50Speaker 2: It's next weekend. I just went Friday, some lie. I
- 3:53Speaker 2: went Thursday once. I want every four weeks. I go
- 3:56Speaker 2: every two to three weeks. It depends on what the
- 3:57Speaker 2: funds look like.
- 3:58Speaker 4: I got space the mounted my budget. I was like
- 4:02Speaker 4: me and my on the first name going on miss
- 4:05Speaker 4: a week, but she got me a plant and everything.
- 4:07Speaker 4: I said, Oh we cool. She said, Brandon your girlfriend.
- 4:09Speaker 3: I said, Gus, all of my apointments, I look more wise.
- 4:20Speaker 4: Welcome to this episode of Wine and Our Dance to
- 4:22Speaker 4: the podcast. I'm your host, braind this card, and I'm
- 4:26Speaker 4: joined by two of my favorite people. How you're feeling
- 4:28Speaker 4: this week?
- 4:29Speaker 1: Good?
- 4:29Speaker 2: I have some food now, I'm all right.
- 4:31Speaker 3: It was crazy. It's always funny.
- 4:35Speaker 2: Last because we didn't eat, we ate with me and
- 4:39Speaker 2: brand ain't records. I'm sure Aaron is exam. Mari and
- 4:41Speaker 2: I are always eating with you. You know your wife,
- 4:47Speaker 2: you got you gotta live in me right there, a
- 4:53Speaker 2: full meal to It's crazy because my sister thick.
- 5:00Speaker 1: The team.
- 5:01Speaker 2: She she didn't put up with you all these He
- 5:06Speaker 2: was like, blast bless you said, I told you once
- 5:11Speaker 2: you married, and you're gonna give him back. She stuck
- 5:14Speaker 2: it out this far.
- 5:14Speaker 1: Personally, she did.
- 5:16Speaker 2: Baby. She might stand over women to sleep sometimes with
- 5:19Speaker 2: a pillow and think about it. But yeah, I understand.
- 5:25Speaker 2: I've been friends with him twice as long as y'all
- 5:27Speaker 2: been married. I get it. Mm hmm.
- 5:30Speaker 1: Bitch. First of all, we're not gonna jump me today. Okay,
- 5:38Speaker 1: I jumped me last week.
- 5:39Speaker 2: Y'all fight back, nobody. Man, just come outside. We just
- 5:47Speaker 2: want dark t mm hmmm. Help me with your look sads.
- 5:52Speaker 1: I mean, nigga, I'll be I'll be on my ship
- 5:54Speaker 1: like that, like y'all. I think when I see one
- 5:58Speaker 1: of my kids, like I see one of my kids,
- 6:00Speaker 1: another kid, I'm like.
- 6:00Speaker 2: Hey, come here.
- 6:01Speaker 3: No, I know, I just want to talk to you,
- 6:03Speaker 3: mister Aristine.
- 6:04Speaker 2: No, I just want to talk to him. I just
- 6:05Speaker 2: want to talk to him. Come here. Let me talk
- 6:08Speaker 2: to you.
- 6:09Speaker 1: Not gonna say sorry, I don't won't kid like no,
- 6:13Speaker 1: I'm like what I mean? He said no? Look you
- 6:17Speaker 1: said no. I asked you say sorry, you said no.
- 6:19Speaker 1: Now whatever happened to you after that? Bro, it's it's
- 6:21Speaker 1: on you.
- 6:23Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mmmmm.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Children can't live with them. I can't live with them.
- 6:32Speaker 2: I can't put your hands on them because they belong
- 6:34Speaker 2: to somebody.
- 6:34Speaker 1: Yeah, no, even you don't care. You're giving that look
- 6:39Speaker 1: you've been looking at.
- 6:39Speaker 3: No, you know your kids. No, it's crazy when you get.
- 6:47Speaker 2: Come in me, catch them in your face.
- 6:51Speaker 1: No no, not no, not me, bro, because the them
- 6:55Speaker 1: car rides be long as ship, and it's like you know,
- 6:58Speaker 1: just said like, no, I don't want me.
- 7:03Speaker 2: That's why I'm a firm believing where you will you
- 7:05Speaker 2: act up is where you get fucked up. You can't
- 7:10Speaker 2: do that other people's kids, though, I don't know.
- 7:13Speaker 3: Nope, nope, because I know you be thinking about it
- 7:15Speaker 3: that I was talking about.
- 7:16Speaker 2: Actually, no decided showed his ass and Walmart one day.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Walmart is where he got fucked up. I was just
- 7:26Speaker 2: alleged I was watching, not you said you did it allegedly.
- 7:33Speaker 1: I was just watching the video when it said when
- 7:35Speaker 1: when it said when gentle parents and don't work, And
- 7:38Speaker 1: the little girl was outside the car, mother said, my mom.
- 7:40Speaker 3: Getting the country said no, I'm walking.
- 7:42Speaker 2: My mom was like, all right, dad, kids thought about
- 7:48Speaker 2: them a couple of miles, didn't you, But just stupid ass.
- 7:51Speaker 1: Sitting there whole your whole frown getting his car walking Okay,
- 7:57Speaker 1: So she so she pressed the gas a little bit.
- 7:59Speaker 2: Turned the up and only window up. Play with me,
- 8:03Speaker 2: me with a good time, and I can hear my
- 8:06Speaker 2: music because you ain't playing that damn mumble rap, like
- 8:09Speaker 2: you ain't got air buzz that I just brought you
- 8:10Speaker 2: last week.
- 8:13Speaker 4: Although I will say that to talk about Sean for
- 8:16Speaker 4: a second, she'd be riding in my car and they
- 8:19Speaker 4: with the screen brightness turned all the way up, and
- 8:22Speaker 4: please turn it turn it off. I can't see I
- 8:25Speaker 4: can't see you because that bright ass light is in
- 8:27Speaker 4: my face and I'm trying to drive and I can't sh.
- 8:32Speaker 2: Me it's not bright.
- 8:33Speaker 1: But even like Sean, I was like, turn it down
- 8:36Speaker 1: just a little bit.
- 8:37Speaker 4: I'm a person when especially at night, when my when
- 8:39Speaker 4: you're driving, because I use waves on my phone, my
- 8:42Speaker 4: call is, oh, I don't have Apple Call Play yet
- 8:44Speaker 4: I don't have Apple.
- 8:46Speaker 2: I've been looking at the before. Yeah, it's time. I
- 8:53Speaker 2: want to ask you, but no, I don't want that.
- 8:55Speaker 2: I want to ask you. One happened, well, this particular
- 9:01Speaker 2: vegicle came with it and I don't know how to
- 9:04Speaker 2: work it at first, and I was like, oh I
- 9:05Speaker 2: got plugged. Oh okay, this is nice.
- 9:09Speaker 4: No, but so with my with my call at night,
- 9:12Speaker 4: because you know, I get distracted by having a bright
- 9:14Speaker 4: ass screen. I would turn my screen brightness all the
- 9:17Speaker 4: way down to basically nothing so I can still see it.
- 9:21Speaker 4: Ways is on my screen is automatically already always on
- 9:25Speaker 4: dark molde because I can't stand that this is brightness.
- 9:28Speaker 4: Y'all get this ship because y'all can't see us without lights.
- 9:32Speaker 4: But if we could be in here, in this bitch
- 9:33Speaker 4: and the Duk, we would be.
- 9:36Speaker 2: I don't serious, like we filming motherfucking Midnight love Tails
- 9:43Speaker 2: from the Crypt Nigga sitting in the dark like candles, HM,
- 9:51Speaker 2: Welcome the Basement, News.
- 9:54Speaker 1: What Welcome the Basement as you and now tuned into
- 10:01Speaker 1: DJ and you rolling into the setting sanctuary to hell.
- 10:10Speaker 2: So I just realized we love something out last episode
- 10:16Speaker 2: the News Day we got after we filmed the last
- 10:20Speaker 2: two episodes. Actually we lost two legends the last couple
- 10:25Speaker 2: of weeks. Oh yeah, we lost two legends. We lost
- 10:28Speaker 2: Diane Keaton. Man, I've been a fan of Diane Keatons
- 10:32Speaker 2: for years. That's an acting sister there. My favorite.
- 10:37Speaker 1: Minder, her name though my name.
- 10:39Speaker 4: My favorite Diane Keaton movie was Baby Boo. We came
- 10:42Speaker 4: out in nineteen eighty.
- 10:43Speaker 2: I haven't seen it in a long time. I seen
- 10:45Speaker 2: it like once, Baby Boom.
- 10:46Speaker 4: She was a Wall Street was and she inherited one
- 10:51Speaker 4: of her like distant cousins like this cousin, and her
- 10:54Speaker 4: husband was killed in like a car accident, so she
- 10:57Speaker 4: was like the only living relative.
- 10:58Speaker 2: And with the baby ed like her. The baby. The
- 11:01Speaker 2: baby was like six to eight months old. She was
- 11:04Speaker 2: a yuppie.
- 11:04Speaker 4: This was like late eighties in New York. She was
- 11:07Speaker 4: like a high powered, like advertising executive. She was engaged
- 11:10Speaker 4: to some funny looking motherfucker, and then she got this baby.
- 11:14Speaker 4: She tried to fit the baby to her life, but
- 11:16Speaker 4: of course the baby was like, no, bitch, I don't
- 11:17Speaker 4: want this fancy ass food. So she ended up leaving
- 11:20Speaker 4: her boyfriend or fiance. She quit her high power job
- 11:23Speaker 4: after not being able to balance it, and she moved
- 11:25Speaker 4: to like Vermont and started making baby food and being
- 11:27Speaker 4: blew up and became this like big baby food make
- 11:30Speaker 4: a company because she had the skills, but you know,
- 11:33Speaker 4: she wanted to raise a baby. She found a house
- 11:36Speaker 4: in like the New York Times or something. It was
- 11:37Speaker 4: like an old house in the middle of the woods
- 11:39Speaker 4: in Vermont.
- 11:39Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was. I loved that movie. Baby Woman
- 11:42Speaker 2: was my favorite Yankee. I think mine it's too first club,
- 11:48Speaker 2: of course. Yes, first of all, I loved I haven't
- 11:50Speaker 2: seen it in a very long time, so I'm gonna
- 11:52Speaker 2: watch that in tribute to Diane, and I'm probably gonna
- 11:55Speaker 2: watch the Woman finished for Court today and made with
- 12:00Speaker 2: her and Queen Latifa Katie Holmes. He was working at
- 12:03Speaker 2: like the bank or something. You remember man money, Man
- 12:06Speaker 2: Money was cute. They was working at a bank of
- 12:10Speaker 2: something and they like recycled the old money or something.
- 12:14Speaker 2: It was some kind of financial place they was working.
- 12:16Speaker 2: I think it was a bank. And like I think
- 12:17Speaker 2: Diane Keaton and queenland Tief were both like they decided
- 12:24Speaker 2: it was Diane Keaton, Queen lative of Katie Holmes and
- 12:27Speaker 2: so I forgot who the other person was. That was
- 12:30Speaker 2: a cute movie. I like that one.
- 12:33Speaker 1: I think I think I just pretty much like like
- 12:36Speaker 1: Baby Woman's was cool. I think. Thank you, Father of
- 12:40Speaker 1: the Bride, Yeah.
- 12:41Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't seen it in a long time. Father
- 12:45Speaker 2: the Bride to watch old movies. Yeah, I love Steve Martin.
- 12:48Speaker 2: He took a ship out of me. Yeah, I have
- 12:52Speaker 2: seen you. I'm thinking of Meet the Parents. Oh you're
- 12:57Speaker 2: thinking me? No, that that was U. That was still it? Right?
- 13:00Speaker 2: And what is her name? And what's the mother name?
- 13:07Speaker 2: It wasn't it was she was in me. That was
- 13:13Speaker 2: the second one. But no, who played the mother blackfeh?
- 13:18Speaker 2: Was Black Danner? Yes, because she she's somebody mama that
- 13:22Speaker 2: black Danner is. I think it's Gwyn Petros mother. Yeah, yes,
- 13:26Speaker 2: it was her. That's what was in me the parents.
- 13:29Speaker 2: Thank you for this segment on today's segment on Caucasian history.
- 13:33Speaker 2: And then we also the incarmable, the incredibly talented Lighter,
- 13:41Speaker 2: hand me the lighter, hand me the lighter. Yeah, who
- 13:45Speaker 2: we lose the incredibly talented DeAngelo heart breaking Yeah, yeah,
- 13:59Speaker 2: we we love that. That was that was a shock brand.
- 14:01Speaker 2: That called me and was like, Sean, D'Angelo died. I
- 14:03Speaker 2: was like, d Angelo, who man, he's dreaming?
- 14:07Speaker 3: Ize of mine?
- 14:09Speaker 2: What my mom used to call him Domino? What's that boy?
- 14:13Speaker 2: That song? I like that video you be watching Domino,
- 14:18Speaker 2: I said, D'Angelo. My my mother called that man Domine.
- 14:21Speaker 2: She did because even when I called her that he
- 14:23Speaker 2: passed away the other day. She was like, oh, my god,
- 14:25Speaker 2: not Domino. I said, that's that's not Lord. Yes, yes,
- 14:36Speaker 2: I said, you sound yes my Domino. He hadn't gone
- 14:40Speaker 2: on the Lord mine, Lord.
- 14:43Speaker 1: Lord, not Domino.
- 14:47Speaker 2: And the song is is it's cruising But that I
- 15:01Speaker 2: all right, favorite Angelo song.
- 15:03Speaker 1: Me and Rob my favorite song ship.
- 15:07Speaker 2: Damn motherfucker, that is my song. Yes, let me see,
- 15:11Speaker 2: I don't know my favorite. Let me let me sing,
- 15:14Speaker 2: but we want to see. Since thoughts and prayers to
- 15:16Speaker 2: both of their families. Particularly, I want to send thoughts
- 15:19Speaker 2: some prayers to Dlow and she Stone's son because he
- 15:22Speaker 2: has lost both his parents in less than seven months.
- 15:25Speaker 2: My heart goes out to Michael. Michael is also a
- 15:29Speaker 2: very talented artist. He actually did a remake of ship
- 15:32Speaker 2: damn it. He's saying put it. He did a It
- 15:35Speaker 2: was dope. It was really really dope.
- 15:37Speaker 1: My ship bro like me and my mama playing in
- 15:39Speaker 1: the car were just like mine.
- 15:42Speaker 2: My favorite Angelo songs and my well n hand comes.
- 15:47Speaker 2: That's when I said, that was the smoothest crash out
- 15:49Speaker 2: I've ever heard in my life. I think my favorite
- 15:52Speaker 2: to go get my nine, my favorite behind me and
- 15:57Speaker 2: those dreaming eyes of Yes, yes, that's one of my
- 16:00Speaker 2: favorites too. Me and me and those streaming eyes of mine.
- 16:03Speaker 2: Send it on. Oh yeah, it's one of my favorites.
- 16:06Speaker 2: Ship damn motherfucker is one of my favorites. Really loved
- 16:10Speaker 2: from Black Messiah. I just so I some of his
- 16:14Speaker 2: stuff I hadn't heard, like you know, its just I
- 16:16Speaker 2: had it in rotation on my playlist and I heard
- 16:19Speaker 2: a song up that I had never heard. Can I
- 16:20Speaker 2: think of the name of right now? But it was
- 16:21Speaker 2: I really liked it, And of course my favorite song
- 16:27Speaker 2: and video of course, is titled how does It Feel.
- 16:32Speaker 2: It was at that moment that I know I may
- 16:34Speaker 2: knew that I may be a little bit of a
- 16:36Speaker 2: pervert because I was hoping the camera slid down a
- 16:40Speaker 2: little further than and he had that v cut and
- 16:44Speaker 2: he was all smooth and that sweat was glistening all
- 16:47Speaker 2: over his body.
- 16:50Speaker 1: Hey, we we ain't gonna talk. We ain't gonna talk
- 16:52Speaker 1: about how she came to school, how she ain't got
- 16:54Speaker 1: the school pissed off when she said hits on on
- 16:55Speaker 1: the street redo the video, it was funny, but I
- 16:59Speaker 1: was like, would he do that?
- 17:00Speaker 2: And you know who else did it? Jamie Fix the
- 17:04Speaker 2: Jamie Fox song And it was a show and it
- 17:06Speaker 2: was so.
- 17:07Speaker 4: Damn speaking of people not being able to read the
- 17:08Speaker 4: fucking run when it comes to losing celebrities. A certain
- 17:12Speaker 4: I don't know the due's name, but he's the only
- 17:14Speaker 4: fans creator. He did a remake opposed a remake in
- 17:18Speaker 4: tribute of D'Angelo to how does How Does It Feel?
- 17:22Speaker 4: But the video was him getting here from a dude,
- 17:25Speaker 4: Like you see the dude's head bobbing up and down
- 17:26Speaker 4: in the camera. He's singing the song in the mote
- 17:28Speaker 4: and spinning around and you.
- 17:29Speaker 2: See because they tried to say it looked like Angelo
- 17:31Speaker 2: was getting hit in the video was but that was
- 17:34Speaker 2: not the moment all time to do that, mister sir.
- 17:37Speaker 2: But people would do anything for for content. We've seen
- 17:40Speaker 2: that niggas.
- 17:44Speaker 3: Niggas house way.
- 17:48Speaker 2: They don't matter.
- 17:49Speaker 4: You know, people are look they'll take take take two
- 17:52Speaker 4: point five four centimeters and make a mouse.
- 17:57Speaker 2: I was waiting for somebody used record you raggedy rap Scalia.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Who is you? Who are you?
- 18:04Speaker 2: What are you doing here?
- 18:05Speaker 1: Oh?
- 18:06Speaker 2: You are selling draw joker.
- 18:09Speaker 5: Oh no, no man not he.
- 18:14Speaker 2: No no.
- 18:16Speaker 1: Ship.
- 18:16Speaker 2: Shout out to Nigerian batman. If you know you y'all
- 18:20Speaker 2: please go look at had me in earlier. I was like,
- 18:23Speaker 2: why but I know you're recipes too. Oh and the
- 18:33Speaker 2: what just I cannot think of his name at the moment,
- 18:35Speaker 2: but the think he was the guitarist from Kiss. He
- 18:39Speaker 2: passed a couple of days after the Angelo did to
- 18:43Speaker 2: Gene Simmons, Gene, give me a second. Here's the jeopardy thing.
- 18:50Speaker 1: Dude turned the lifetime and everybody that looked.
- 18:53Speaker 2: Like these lights go off, the ain't coming back home.
- 18:56Speaker 1: But like said, everybody looking down like they're writing something goodness.
- 19:01Speaker 2: Took a fresh fresh freshly Ace freshly. He's one of
- 19:06Speaker 2: the guitars, one of the founder members of Kids. He
- 19:09Speaker 2: passed away as well.
- 19:13Speaker 4: All right, So on our Question of the Week segment
- 19:16Speaker 4: of the show, I scoured the interwebs read I TikTok
- 19:19Speaker 4: f y p.
- 19:20Speaker 2: Page, because why else what we look for? Ship?
- 19:24Speaker 4: I scoured, I said all this already, I'm stalling because
- 19:28Speaker 4: my mom went blank and it's back. I save the
- 19:32Speaker 4: stuff in our group chat and then bring it up
- 19:34Speaker 4: for these niggas too relax related release too not new
- 19:39Speaker 4: that sounds kind of gross In any event.
- 19:42Speaker 3: Hey, how about I started you on one today?
- 19:46Speaker 2: I am? I am. How about I start this whole spiel.
- 19:50Speaker 4: Spielm so on our question in the week segment of
- 19:57Speaker 4: the show. I scoured the interwebs, read my TikTok f
- 20:00Speaker 4: y p because where else will we look? I find
- 20:03Speaker 4: funny videos or insightful ones or downright diabolical ones, save
- 20:07Speaker 4: into our second group chat, and then bring them up
- 20:09Speaker 4: on the show for these niggas to rate and talk.
- 20:11Speaker 2: This ship about.
- 20:13Speaker 1: So you all ready m m it's just one.
- 20:15Speaker 2: But y'all don't y'all don't get two choices.
- 20:17Speaker 4: Last week I had to it was gonna be either
- 20:19Speaker 4: this one that we did be doing today or the
- 20:21Speaker 4: one from there we did.
- 20:23Speaker 2: Okay, elimination, Okay, Las Vegas and Las Vegas. Denny, I
- 20:30Speaker 2: just you know, I like you, Likenny? You know.
- 20:35Speaker 1: She said, let me see the other one.
- 20:36Speaker 3: Huhn, like you like.
- 20:42Speaker 1: Alright, for the record, I'm telling Andrey hm hmm.
- 20:46Speaker 2: I guess I was.
- 20:49Speaker 1: Telling her and I told Bran. I was like, I'm tired.
- 20:51Speaker 1: I'm tired of them. Like the minute that if I happened,
- 20:53Speaker 1: it's like boom.
- 20:53Speaker 2: Actually actually free episode, like go go love, go.
- 21:01Speaker 1: Be, go be with your with your half crippled husband.
- 21:04Speaker 2: I want a Leslie free episode of Erica Erica EVA
- 21:08Speaker 2: free episode. Danny Dana so rita, uh Leslie. I don't know.
- 21:18Speaker 2: That might be one of her new names. I don't
- 21:19Speaker 2: know that sick of y'all seeing her. Oh yeah, that
- 21:22Speaker 2: might be one of the hally names that took me,
- 21:26Speaker 2: that took me out. I do want to see it's
- 21:30Speaker 2: Junia and Leslie face off. Maybe bitch I used to
- 21:35Speaker 2: do crack. She was nice about it, said, you know,
- 21:45Speaker 2: you know, you know, I was sucking death from money.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Tried to walk onto some stereo from my man.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Bitch.
- 21:55Speaker 2: She was like, man, bitch, I used to do you
- 22:01Speaker 2: like these. I still got crackhead straight, bitch, I smoke
- 22:05Speaker 2: you like a rock right now.
- 22:07Speaker 3: You thought this fuzz he yo, I spoke you like
- 22:11Speaker 3: a rock.
- 22:12Speaker 1: Bitch. Then'll be like you lucky my daughter head, you
- 22:18Speaker 1: like him trying to get back her.
- 22:19Speaker 2: Good gracious bitch, because I snatched you by that motherfucking
- 22:22Speaker 2: yucky in your head. You got me fucked up, got
- 22:25Speaker 2: the episode stolen, stole the gates. Even know what I did, bitch,
- 22:41Speaker 2: bitch where the kids go? I stole them and you
- 22:44Speaker 2: from McDonald's and sold that ex site. I sold them
- 22:47Speaker 2: fucking like a sixty five inch TV for some crack.
- 22:49Speaker 2: You know what I'm gonna do where the kids go? Bitch?
- 22:53Speaker 2: I smoked, bitch, I stole your fucking house from up underneath.
- 22:58Speaker 3: You be on the stolens.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Got me fucked up, that's fucking that's fucking lord show you.
- 23:12Speaker 2: Don't you don't try to tussle with no crackhead, Are
- 23:18Speaker 2: you crazy?
- 23:19Speaker 1: Bitch?
- 23:20Speaker 2: I was hooking you, catching me beyond the stolen gates,
- 23:26Speaker 2: which I smoked them. Now I'm sitting like I was like, said,
- 23:40Speaker 2: she's gonna try to walk up when you because you're
- 23:42Speaker 2: a short.
- 23:43Speaker 1: Ging you said you met her leading my man like
- 23:47Speaker 1: good man.
- 23:48Speaker 2: She was like, bitch, I would like to see you're doing. Bitch,
- 23:55Speaker 2: betch I'll smoke your hopes and dreams got me fucked up? Yo.
- 24:08Speaker 2: You you fuck with those crag kid Do you know
- 24:10Speaker 2: what crag kids do for crack A lot of things
- 24:14Speaker 2: you never of gradhead, ma'am, she's gonna knock your uterus backwards?
- 24:18Speaker 2: Are you fucking crazy? She said, Okay, bitch, clean the
- 24:23Speaker 2: solf up, go get a new head. Color, got my
- 24:25Speaker 2: little curls popping and ship and this bitch want to
- 24:28Speaker 2: treat me.
- 24:29Speaker 1: It's like, yo, but she asking for y'all.
- 24:32Speaker 2: That's gonna be the one, be the ass. I'm telling
- 24:34Speaker 2: you that ass up.
- 24:36Speaker 3: I see you when we get get back to the hotel.
- 24:39Speaker 2: What show was that with motherfucking vivocar fox on it?
- 24:41Speaker 2: When she was on the soaps and her and that
- 24:43Speaker 2: mother was fighting shoes off and was like, oh bitch,
- 24:47Speaker 2: just what me dog? The dress got this ship belief
- 24:50Speaker 2: that she was? She said, smack ship up.
- 24:54Speaker 4: In case y'all don't know, quick quick TV history, because
- 24:56Speaker 4: you know we TV nerves appearing beyond the gates. While
- 24:59Speaker 4: maybe the most recent soap opera with an all or
- 25:02Speaker 4: predominantly black casts, actually the second show, the first show
- 25:06Speaker 4: was a predominantly black cast. Her first soap of the
- 25:08Speaker 4: predominantly black cast was a show called Generations and it
- 25:11Speaker 4: was on TV from I think nineteen eighty nine to
- 25:13Speaker 4: nineteen ninety one. Beverage foxes on their whipping ass.
- 25:20Speaker 2: You have to see them, bitch fight in a gown.
- 25:23Speaker 2: Do you know how ship?
- 25:24Speaker 4: They get between her legs and pulled that ship like
- 25:26Speaker 4: she said, she kicked the shoes like pay La Belle shoes.
- 25:30Speaker 2: Once you went that way, once you went, she just
- 25:32Speaker 2: went up steal from the project. Yeah, look, you're gonna
- 25:37Speaker 2: put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. Bitch,
- 25:39Speaker 2: let's go. She had how fucked up? Yes, I didnot
- 25:47Speaker 2: wait to see the face off between June and Leslie.
- 25:50Speaker 4: This is you know, you know what Jim will do it.
- 25:53Speaker 4: She'start getting ready right, God grabbed me. Dis ready to
- 25:56Speaker 4: accept the things I cannot change and the asses I'm
- 25:59Speaker 4: about to win.
- 26:00Speaker 2: Amen. You know I learned that at my meetings Grady,
- 26:09Speaker 2: to accept the things that I cannot change, the curse,
- 26:12Speaker 2: change the things that I can, and the wisdom for
- 26:14Speaker 2: this bitch to get out my face by fuck her
- 26:17Speaker 2: up today. Hi, Michael, He just wanted to get on,
- 26:26Speaker 2: you know, I've seen him today, So here, let's let's
- 26:28Speaker 2: do our question. He just wanted to get on the
- 26:30Speaker 2: string because he thinks you, I mean, I'm his mother,
- 26:33Speaker 2: so he is.
- 26:34Speaker 4: But I mean, let's get into this question with since
- 26:40Speaker 4: since since since tray is heading, give me your most
- 26:45Speaker 4: unhinged mom hacks. I'm not talking about letting them run
- 26:48Speaker 4: around naked and a shamed in the backyard. I need
- 26:50Speaker 4: the craziest hacks of the twenty first century.
- 26:52Speaker 2: Used to let trade run around. You saw the pan
- 26:54Speaker 2: on and ship. That's not where that goes trade. Okay.
- 27:00Speaker 4: My mom used to tell us she was allergic to
- 27:01Speaker 4: loud noises, so when she was over stimulated, she would
- 27:04Speaker 4: say she was having an allergic reaction. That worked until
- 27:06Speaker 4: a doctor asked me if I had any allergies that
- 27:08Speaker 4: rain in the family.
- 27:11Speaker 2: I tried that on him. It didn't work.
- 27:16Speaker 1: Really, that's diabolic coil, he.
- 27:20Speaker 2: Said, Mommy, are you is shit? Yes? It's too much noise?
- 27:24Speaker 2: Are you? Said?
- 27:25Speaker 3: Yes?
- 27:26Speaker 2: It's too wasn't too much? As you need some messing? Yes? Yes, yes,
- 27:39Speaker 2: you need some mess in. Mommy used to.
- 27:45Speaker 1: Do you just like the ship seann like you're gonna
- 27:48Speaker 1: get my kids.
- 27:52Speaker 2: Next? One dumb's uncle used to hang you upside down.
- 27:56Speaker 2: You thought that ship was hilarious?
- 27:57Speaker 1: Did when you had that black house doing again? Uncle
- 28:01Speaker 1: awin y'all sitting there throwing his ass up against the
- 28:05Speaker 1: back of the back of hell little couch he kept
- 28:07Speaker 1: he got.
- 28:08Speaker 2: I said, if you don't start with your stupid ass
- 28:12Speaker 2: and trade was just like that all fun. I said,
- 28:16Speaker 2: I think my child might be special.
- 28:18Speaker 1: Look you and the damn dog, nigga trying the dog
- 28:22Speaker 1: around like a Bond James Bond.
- 28:23Speaker 6: Villainy like doctor Push gives nigga, you're walking my light.
- 28:38Speaker 2: Fucking teenagers.
- 28:40Speaker 4: Give me your most unhinged mom hacks. I'm not talking
- 28:42Speaker 4: about letting them running around naked and the shaming in
- 28:45Speaker 4: the backyard. I need the craziest hacks of the twenty
- 28:47Speaker 4: first century. I told my kids that Chucky Cheese has
- 28:50Speaker 4: to invite you to go, so we can't just walk
- 28:52Speaker 4: up in the Chucky Cheese.
- 28:53Speaker 2: Oh what the problem is? What?
- 29:00Speaker 1: First of all, we're not trying. We ain't trying to
- 29:01Speaker 1: take you out there.
- 29:02Speaker 2: And somebody ran out was something at the store one
- 29:04Speaker 2: time because I ain't gonna go to the store. I
- 29:07Speaker 2: was like, they don't even make that no more? Really,
- 29:11Speaker 2: ah man, make make what no lading upgraded to what?
- 29:19Speaker 2: I don't know? See see how smooth that was? Reading?
- 29:26Speaker 1: That was good?
- 29:27Speaker 3: This nigga should just diabolically we lying you.
- 29:32Speaker 2: It built character. Sometimes you just can't. You're trying to can,
- 29:37Speaker 2: but you can't. Sometimes you see the break. You just
- 29:40Speaker 2: just Sometimes I just want to lay here and tell
- 29:43Speaker 2: him I'm drinking kool aid, but this is a glass
- 29:45Speaker 2: of wine.
- 29:47Speaker 1: Sometimes, old lady, break you did?
- 29:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
- 29:54Speaker 1: Where the where is he gonna go? Who's gonna watch?
- 29:57Speaker 2: It was gonna be over here all of a sudden.
- 29:58Speaker 2: I was gonna see the camera till came from. But
- 30:02Speaker 2: I'm like, Shoki, he gonna be like no, and I'm like,
- 30:07Speaker 2: you are fighting? He could be like.
- 30:11Speaker 1: Nah yo. Now he started running and ship and it's
- 30:13Speaker 1: like who are you going?
- 30:15Speaker 7: Like?
- 30:15Speaker 2: Yo?
- 30:15Speaker 1: What you got?
- 30:16Speaker 2: No? I gotta put some duct take on him next
- 30:18Speaker 2: time he come over here. Because I heard he taking
- 30:20Speaker 2: off his papers and pooping on the floors. He gonna
- 30:24Speaker 2: I chased it for that. He canna get fucked off.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Yeah, two weeks ago.
- 30:31Speaker 2: I don't know what you knowing about you did it?
- 30:33Speaker 2: Can I'm the godfather. I'm just here for support. But
- 30:39Speaker 2: where was your support when he thok it? When he
- 30:42Speaker 2: got mad because he had poop on his butt and
- 30:44Speaker 2: wiped it with his hand and wiped through on the
- 30:46Speaker 2: fucking wall. That was your house, your problem, my problem.
- 30:49Speaker 2: He almost went out the window. I was there for
- 30:51Speaker 2: support at my own house, minding my business. Give me
- 30:54Speaker 2: yours his mom.
- 30:55Speaker 4: I'm not talking about letting him run around naked and
- 30:57Speaker 4: unshamed in the backyard. I need the craziest acts of
- 31:00Speaker 4: the twenty first century. When it's screen time, I give
- 31:03Speaker 4: them their iPads at five or four percent times out perfectly,
- 31:06Speaker 4: and they know it needs to sleep some no tantrums.
- 31:12Speaker 2: Ah men, may it not worked in it not worked.
- 31:19Speaker 2: It not worked.
- 31:20Speaker 1: It's gotta go to sleep.
- 31:22Speaker 2: It gotta take a nap like your ass. I'm not
- 31:27Speaker 2: ready to go and shleep. I mean, I'm not even
- 31:32Speaker 2: shleepy right.
- 31:34Speaker 1: I'm saying about, say, five minutes later, even more, just
- 31:41Speaker 1: like his mom, give me your.
- 31:43Speaker 2: Most and his mom hacks.
- 31:44Speaker 4: I'm not talking about letting them run around naked and
- 31:47Speaker 4: understanding in the backyard. I said, But that's that, nigga.
- 31:50Speaker 4: I need the craziest hacks of the twenty first century. Yeah, said,
- 31:54Speaker 4: I mean, my daughter apologized to the fourth for ping
- 31:56Speaker 4: on it while potty training. She never did it again.
- 31:58Speaker 2: Oh shit, that's what I needed to do. Apologize. You
- 32:04Speaker 2: didn't got them all wet. You see, he keep you
- 32:07Speaker 2: standing up right here on following you, and that's what
- 32:09Speaker 2: you were paying by paying on him. That's what I mean.
- 32:11Speaker 4: If I was him, I'm gonna let you pee on me.
- 32:13Speaker 4: I mean, I'm just saying, you should apologize to mister Floyd.
- 32:16Speaker 2: He ain't the unea you. He supports you every time,
- 32:21Speaker 2: so I should have tried that with you.
- 32:27Speaker 4: Next one, give me your most unhinged mom hacks. I'm
- 32:30Speaker 4: not talking about letting them run around naked and undershamed
- 32:32Speaker 4: in the backyard. I need the craziest hacks of the
- 32:35Speaker 4: twenty first century. I told my kids that the ice
- 32:39Speaker 4: cream man plays music to let everyone know he's sorry,
- 32:41Speaker 4: but he's out of ice cream and hopes we enjoy
- 32:43Speaker 4: the music and to try again tomorrow.
- 32:45Speaker 2: Oh oh, I just told my son I ain't had
- 32:48Speaker 2: the money, but can't you just go to the bank
- 32:51Speaker 2: and get some money? I said, it don't it don't work.
- 32:55Speaker 1: Like that tray.
- 32:56Speaker 2: I said, it has to be money in my account
- 32:59Speaker 2: at them, So you don't have no money? No, I
- 33:04Speaker 2: don't have no money.
- 33:06Speaker 1: Oh MELPe of Oh me.
- 33:11Speaker 4: Give me your most unhinge mob hecks. I'm not talking
- 33:13Speaker 4: about letting them run around naked and undershamed in the backyard.
- 33:16Speaker 4: I need the craziest hecks of the twenty first century.
- 33:20Speaker 4: My son has green eyes. I told him his eyes
- 33:22Speaker 4: turned brown and he lies, so he started closing his
- 33:24Speaker 4: eyes when he lied.
- 33:31Speaker 2: That.
- 33:32Speaker 4: What happened to what happened to the turkey pepper bromio
- 33:34Speaker 4: that left him a table little Tony.
- 33:37Speaker 2: I don't know know, I don't know what happened. I
- 33:40Speaker 2: don't know.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Did you try that with me?
- 33:42Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 33:46Speaker 1: Would that's twenty five twenty shit, bro? We even told
- 33:51Speaker 1: the truth? Asked what yep?
- 33:54Speaker 2: The truth? Do you lie? Get your butt with the truth?
- 33:57Speaker 2: Get your but what it's losing?
- 34:00Speaker 1: Not all the time the time.
- 34:03Speaker 4: Give me your most unhinged mom hacks. I'm not talking
- 34:05Speaker 4: about letting them run around naked and unashamed in the backyard.
- 34:09Speaker 4: I need the craziest hacks of the twenty first century.
- 34:12Speaker 4: My mom told me and my brothers. If we hid
- 34:14Speaker 4: from her in the clothing wrecks at the store, the
- 34:16Speaker 4: employees would take us and turn us into mannequins.
- 34:18Speaker 2: That was a good one.
- 34:20Speaker 1: You didn't like that.
- 34:23Speaker 2: No, I just told you you was gonna come looking
- 34:25Speaker 2: for me, and I was gonna be going and somebody
- 34:27Speaker 2: was gonna take you home.
- 34:28Speaker 1: And I.
- 34:30Speaker 2: With health.
- 34:30Speaker 1: You know, all the mannequin's walking around and it's like
- 34:33Speaker 1: it's like left.
- 34:35Speaker 2: Another one said, this is what happens.
- 34:37Speaker 4: They started seeing the ones with off the heads on
- 34:38Speaker 4: and they got a free Uh, give me your most
- 34:46Speaker 4: unhinged mom hacks. I'm not talking about letting them run
- 34:49Speaker 4: around naked and unashamed in the backyard. I need the
- 34:51Speaker 4: craziest hacks of the twenty first century. We play Cinderella.
- 34:55Speaker 4: They clean and I yell in a funny voice. They
- 34:57Speaker 4: love it, and my house gets cleaned. We also play
- 35:00Speaker 4: Sleeping Beauty. They have to go lay down with ice
- 35:02Speaker 4: closed for ten minutes. Ninety percent of the time they
- 35:05Speaker 4: fall asleep.
- 35:05Speaker 2: That's good, that's good.
- 35:08Speaker 1: I'll be like like the kids, like the kids. Don't
- 35:11Speaker 1: want to put the kids down from nap time. The
- 35:13Speaker 1: ones that just coaches count of.
- 35:14Speaker 2: Thirty thirty one.
- 35:20Speaker 5: Oh no, no, seventy one fifty five zero.
- 35:32Speaker 2: Now it's just now for me, it's just zero negative
- 35:37Speaker 2: zero negatives, one hundred and zero, one hundred and eleventy two.
- 35:44Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
- 35:45Speaker 2: No fur the mama after four? Oh oh ah.
- 35:56Speaker 1: No, not toll preschool? When not to a preschool? They
- 35:59Speaker 1: cant they can count to ten?
- 36:00Speaker 2: Ain't I close to thirty yet?
- 36:04Speaker 3: You broke?
- 36:04Speaker 2: You ain't there yet?
- 36:06Speaker 1: Try again?
- 36:07Speaker 4: Oh, next one, give me your most unhinged mom hacks.
- 36:14Speaker 4: Am I talking about letting them run around naked and
- 36:16Speaker 4: ashamed in the backyard? I need the craziest mom hacks
- 36:19Speaker 4: of the twenty first century. Who wants to guess what
- 36:23Speaker 4: mommy is going to get you for your birthday? Then
- 36:25Speaker 4: I go buy that same with Stanta.
- 36:29Speaker 2: Nah.
- 36:29Speaker 1: I see when we was younger, my mother used to
- 36:32Speaker 1: give us the Big the Big Toys r USS book
- 36:34Speaker 1: or the book from JCP, and it was like circle
- 36:36Speaker 1: on circle, what you want signing to get you?
- 36:38Speaker 2: Yep, yep. I used to the page name and the
- 36:42Speaker 2: East By catalogs. Oh yeah, oh I ain't seen one
- 36:46Speaker 2: of those. Oh he's too young to know about East Bay?
- 36:51Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, I guess.
- 37:09Speaker 4: Gosh, millennials and GenEx sha know that reference recipes. Paul Rubens,
- 37:18Speaker 4: give me your muscle hinge mom hacks. I'm not talking
- 37:20Speaker 4: about letting them run around naked in unashamed in the backyard.
- 37:23Speaker 4: I need the craziest hacks of the twenty first century.
- 37:27Speaker 4: If my kids aren't listening to me, I sometimes tell
- 37:29Speaker 4: them that if they don't listen, Marshall might quit the
- 37:31Speaker 4: paw Patrol.
- 37:32Speaker 2: Oh damn no, I like that. That would have worked
- 37:38Speaker 2: on him. Shoot, he'd have been devastating. Oh no, my massele,
- 37:43Speaker 2: no Marshall. Our dog is named after the paw patrol. Shh,
- 37:51Speaker 2: nigga you named him right, dangn.
- 37:56Speaker 4: Oh, child, that's a funny. To give me your most
- 38:02Speaker 4: unhinge mom hacks. I'm not talking about letting them run
- 38:04Speaker 4: around naked and under champion of the backyard. I need
- 38:06Speaker 4: the craziest hacks of the twenty first century. Years ago,
- 38:10Speaker 4: I told my kids Kyu died and so his show
- 38:13Speaker 4: was no longer available. Once said, did he have cancer?
- 38:16Speaker 4: Is that why he was bald? I didn't answer. I
- 38:19Speaker 4: hated myself, but I've been Cayu free ever since. I
- 38:22Speaker 4: don't see what the problem is. Kyu is a demon.
- 38:25Speaker 2: He's like demons, the vaulted the demon demon. You didn't
- 38:31Speaker 2: like Kyo, Yes you did, because you tried me one day, Kyu, nigga,
- 38:35Speaker 2: you're gonna tell me, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not.
- 38:37Speaker 2: I said, I will fuck you up. You ain't Kye
- 38:42Speaker 2: try me. I'm looking like what kin you do?
- 38:45Speaker 1: Now? That's funny as fuck.
- 38:47Speaker 4: Because you try. Go ahead a seat, brother. Ever since then,
- 38:51Speaker 4: it has been set you out because you in the camera,
- 38:53Speaker 4: just pacing back and forth. You're making me nervous to
- 38:55Speaker 4: watch you from Why it.
- 38:58Speaker 2: Was a little crackage, son, just a little cracky, just
- 39:02Speaker 2: pacing back and forth with little cracks, just the peach.
- 39:07Speaker 1: Look at his eyes and.
- 39:08Speaker 2: Make sure my you shut up. I just want to
- 39:13Speaker 2: make sure my child don't have I love patrol. I
- 39:16Speaker 2: love pa Patrol, not you.
- 39:19Speaker 1: Hey, keep trying.
- 39:20Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna smoke them braids off heead, but.
- 39:30Speaker 2: Alight, alight, you would be on them stolen gates. I'm
- 39:43Speaker 2: about to get your kneecap smoked, though. Make me called
- 39:48Speaker 2: you look at that, look at that. Come here real quick.
- 39:55Speaker 2: Let me talk to you for a second. You about
- 39:56Speaker 2: to get your mother ca.
- 40:04Speaker 4: Give me your most unhinge mom hacks. Am I talking
- 40:06Speaker 4: about letting them run around naked and undershamed in the backyard.
- 40:09Speaker 4: I need the craziest hacks of the twenty first century.
- 40:12Speaker 4: When my youngest was in the bathtub and I had
- 40:14Speaker 4: to go grab something, I would make him sing loudly
- 40:16Speaker 4: so I knew he wasn't drowning.
- 40:19Speaker 2: That was smart. Yeah, don't go, chau.
- 40:26Speaker 3: Don't go.
- 40:27Speaker 4: Jason out the folks and jumping in the rivers like
- 40:33Speaker 4: we used.
- 40:36Speaker 2: You're going to batter up, oh bro, And I think
- 40:40Speaker 2: you run too fast. Oh come on, rainbow in the
- 40:45Speaker 2: day and this this stuff.
- 40:51Speaker 4: Rainbow and it rain yesterday, but it's cloudy and storms
- 40:55Speaker 4: and chasing.
- 40:57Speaker 2: The rain and God went away and the shady's gray.
- 41:01Speaker 2: And but you had sang that song.
- 41:07Speaker 1: That song.
- 41:10Speaker 3: It's like do that little dance.
- 41:11Speaker 2: I like believe it. I'm having me and you look
- 41:15Speaker 2: what the best up to me?
- 41:17Speaker 1: Yay?
- 41:18Speaker 2: I did it? Mommy.
- 41:20Speaker 1: Better you better know what them saying. They better know
- 41:22Speaker 1: your work.
- 41:23Speaker 2: You know them songs that's stress traumatizing. Know my child
- 41:26Speaker 2: would have been in there singing nice and slow because
- 41:30Speaker 2: he's my child. R E N c h L I E.
- 41:35Speaker 4: Give me your most unhinged mom hacks. I'm not talking
- 41:38Speaker 4: about letting them run around naked and under shamed in
- 41:40Speaker 4: the backyard. I need the craziest hacks of the twenty
- 41:42Speaker 4: first century. My daughter hates her face being wiped, so
- 41:45Speaker 4: I have to come up behind her like I'm chloroforming
- 41:47Speaker 4: my child.
- 41:50Speaker 2: Come out.
- 41:54Speaker 8: You know, you know what I did?
- 42:01Speaker 2: What I said? Now, I said, who did it? I
- 42:10Speaker 2: said that, damn daddy.
- 42:12Speaker 1: But now here's anything now now now can I asked him,
- 42:18Speaker 1: can I get it? Can I wipe your nose? Let
- 42:20Speaker 1: me wipe you know? Can I wipe you nose? And
- 42:22Speaker 1: he was like.
- 42:26Speaker 2: Not August, he said no. T G bye T T
- 42:29Speaker 2: bye bye T T the dog bark. Please.
- 42:37Speaker 1: She gonna want your ass, Charlotte, Oh lord, she got
- 42:42Speaker 1: the She gonnap your ass. Hey, hey, hey, she gonna
- 42:53Speaker 1: nip them ankles. Boy, when you walk up them steps.
- 42:55Speaker 4: Were officially into chaotic episode territory. Give me your most
- 43:00Speaker 4: unhinged mom hacks. I'm not talking about letting them run
- 43:02Speaker 4: around the yard naked and unashamed. I need the craziest
- 43:06Speaker 4: hacks of the twenty first century. Ever since my daughter
- 43:10Speaker 4: was little, I give her give her an imaginary chill
- 43:12Speaker 4: pill to eat, but she was acting crazy and now
- 43:15Speaker 4: she's ate and still takes them to calm down.
- 43:17Speaker 2: Wow, it's called melatonin.
- 43:22Speaker 4: Did I ever send you a video of the mom
- 43:26Speaker 4: sneaking the melotone gum mean her son's fruit snacks?
- 43:28Speaker 2: And then ten minutes later, the sun was on the
- 43:30Speaker 2: couch like, gee, the main main.
- 43:40Speaker 1: Say, you know he started dancing like.
- 43:46Speaker 2: That was probably melotonin. I was, okay, sure, did you
- 43:52Speaker 2: did you did?
- 43:53Speaker 1: Did you? Did you some candy before you?
- 43:56Speaker 2: Exactly exactly the worst smoked them like.
- 44:07Speaker 1: I told you that was it. Nigga dancing, Nigga d
- 44:14Speaker 1: nigga dance, and said.
- 44:18Speaker 2: It's okay, good And guess what I left his asdsaid
- 44:23Speaker 2: on the floor, do a blanket over him, and I
- 44:26Speaker 2: went to bed, step right over them. It was competent,
- 44:28Speaker 2: he'd be all right, it was competent. He was all right.
- 44:32Speaker 2: I say, here, get up, if you got a pee,
- 44:34Speaker 2: I won't lifting his heavy hands up.
- 44:37Speaker 4: Give me your most unhinged mom hacks. I'm not talking about.
- 44:40Speaker 4: Let them run around naked and undershamed in the backyard.
- 44:43Speaker 4: I need the craziest hacks up the twenty first century.
- 44:46Speaker 4: It's not groundbreaking, but when my toddler has something that
- 44:49Speaker 4: she shouldn't have, I say thank.
- 44:50Speaker 2: You and take it away. Reverse psychology. She feels like
- 44:53Speaker 2: she's doing me the favor.
- 44:54Speaker 1: Now, No, that shit works.
- 44:58Speaker 2: No, No, that was cute, thank you.
- 45:01Speaker 1: And the like, ye're welcome.
- 45:05Speaker 2: What sauvi and that's some sauvion. Uh huh.
- 45:13Speaker 4: Give me your most unhinged mom hacks. I'm not talking
- 45:15Speaker 4: about letting them run around naked and undershamed in the backyard.
- 45:19Speaker 4: I need the craziest hacks of the twenty first century.
- 45:21Speaker 4: My mom hung a shrunk and skull in her rear
- 45:23Speaker 4: view mirror and said it was her first born Lulu,
- 45:25Speaker 4: who never listened.
- 45:30Speaker 1: That's funny, like let that be, let this be, let
- 45:35Speaker 1: this be what's her name?
- 45:38Speaker 2: We never wrap him down, But your ass is listening,
- 45:48Speaker 2: helping hand you n needs Give me your most in
- 45:54Speaker 2: his mom hacks.
- 45:55Speaker 4: I'm not talking about letting them run around naked and
- 45:57Speaker 4: undershamed in the backyard. I need the craziest hacks of
- 46:00Speaker 4: the twenty first century. Saved the packaging from a happy
- 46:03Speaker 4: meal where reloaded them with homemade food, and my husband
- 46:06Speaker 4: pretends to bring one home. We've been doing this since
- 46:08Speaker 4: our sixteen year old was little.
- 46:11Speaker 2: Mm hmmmmmmm.
- 46:13Speaker 1: Nope, that's smartest, that's smart as fuck.
- 46:17Speaker 2: I'm just hm because I just don't understand why I
- 46:20Speaker 2: didn't think of something this ship when my kid was little.
- 46:23Speaker 1: Like, oh, you got a happy mail? Like, yeah, yup, yup,
- 46:27Speaker 1: what's this roast beef with string beans and some mashed potatoes?
- 46:34Speaker 1: McDonald's saw that it's in the box.
- 46:37Speaker 2: Yeah it's good.
- 46:40Speaker 1: Like what in the box?
- 46:41Speaker 2: Lady keep the box from her child last happy meal,
- 46:44Speaker 2: and all she did was refilling with chicken nuggets the
- 46:46Speaker 2: first she went and bought, took the little slim French
- 46:48Speaker 2: fries and chicken nuggets, and she put it right back
- 46:51Speaker 2: in that damn McDonald's box and gave it to him
- 46:54Speaker 2: like he's like, oh, I got my just tearing that
- 46:58Speaker 2: ship up. I'm gonna tell me. And we got McDonald's
- 47:00Speaker 2: at home, Like the fuck, I said.
- 47:03Speaker 4: Give me your most of his mom hacks. I'm not
- 47:05Speaker 4: talking about letting them run around naked and undershamed in
- 47:07Speaker 4: the backyard. I need the craziest hacks of the twenty
- 47:10Speaker 4: first century. She was pitching the tantrum and I abruptly said,
- 47:15Speaker 4: whoa someme of those flowers. She looked, took a deep
- 47:18Speaker 4: breath and stopped at her tantrum.
- 47:23Speaker 2: Hum, that was yackson, no nigga, this is no cognac.
- 47:30Speaker 1: The sh tripped me. Should have tripped on when I
- 47:33Speaker 1: was teacher swimming.
- 47:35Speaker 2: Friend Hennessy Hendessy makes him mad. I don't think they
- 47:40Speaker 2: get it along very well. That is sat him off
- 47:42Speaker 2: that yack.
- 47:43Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I saw yeah yesterday on National Greeneo Graphic channel.
- 47:48Speaker 2: I don't know what he means when he's off one,
- 47:49Speaker 2: because but he jumped off it. Oh wow, oh wow,
- 47:57Speaker 2: all right, last like that, because you're on that dope.
- 48:01Speaker 1: Smoked them?
- 48:04Speaker 4: You shut up now, that's why they asked you, because
- 48:11Speaker 4: they started getting heated up. Give me your most in
- 48:18Speaker 4: his mind past. I'm not talking about letting them run
- 48:21Speaker 4: around naked and undershamed in the backyard. I need the
- 48:26Speaker 4: craziest hacks of the twenty first century. Sometimes when the
- 48:34Speaker 4: tooth fairy doesn't have cash, they have to send an
- 48:36Speaker 4: email detail in the dental emergency on the other side
- 48:39Speaker 4: of the world. That prevented them from stopping that night.
- 48:44Speaker 2: Yo yo, yo, yo yo.
- 48:49Speaker 1: They gonna wake up, They gonna wake up with they
- 48:50Speaker 1: tails down there, they pillow.
- 48:55Speaker 3: Yeah you what's that?
- 48:58Speaker 2: What's an ilu?
- 49:01Speaker 4: Sorry, little kid got his tooth knocked out by a monkey.
- 49:04Speaker 4: Bar can't come around this.
- 49:05Speaker 2: Time, kid lord. I wish Clarence would shut the fuck
- 49:08Speaker 2: up and then wraps up questions week go ahead, Sean
- 49:19Speaker 2: if you know, you know fucking potatoes sadle, shut the
- 49:23Speaker 2: fuck up anyway. AnyWho, h thank you. He just determined
- 49:32Speaker 2: to be back here. You should, you can at your own.
- 49:35Speaker 2: It's determined to be the fourth co host.
- 49:38Speaker 1: This nigga said, I ain't got the budget, but you
- 49:40Speaker 1: got a job now. He ain't got the budget.
- 49:45Speaker 2: That's what he said.
- 49:46Speaker 3: I said, I said.
- 49:49Speaker 2: Before we get started. If you have any questions, comments,
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- 51:01Speaker 2: they hate us on Blue Sky.
- 51:04Speaker 1: Yeah they smoked them. Oh forget my bad t.
- 51:13Speaker 2: Let us know if you want them to be anonymous,
- 51:15Speaker 2: if you want to use a pseudonym, first name, last initial,
- 51:18Speaker 2: or vice versa. If you want to make up some
- 51:20Speaker 2: goddamn ship and you want us to call you Dadidil
- 51:23Speaker 2: star Blaze because some reason do like that goddamn name,
- 51:26Speaker 2: shout out if you want I can't, or if you're
- 51:31Speaker 2: gonna use your government name. I'm talking about the name
- 51:34Speaker 2: that your mama put on your birth certificate when you
- 51:36Speaker 2: was born at the hospital at nine forty five a
- 51:40Speaker 2: m and at six pounds of five point four.
- 51:43Speaker 1: Ounces, Soliloquy Jones.
- 51:51Speaker 2: Or Angelo, whatever she named you. If that's the name
- 51:56Speaker 2: you're gonna use, gonna use that name over, Yes, over.
- 52:05Speaker 8: Hey, Hey, Ron J Marcha, Kwavi, Travarious, Clim Meta Sia.
- 52:16Speaker 2: Cleo Faticia. If you gonna here's your name because you
- 52:22Speaker 2: don't give a damn because any words are charade. With Phil,
- 52:24Speaker 2: my mother's name is Your father's name is Cli? Please?
- 52:34Speaker 2: What's her name again?
- 52:35Speaker 1: Cleo Man The.
- 52:37Speaker 2: Words of Shawei with Phil Circle Real House, sides of Atlanta,
- 52:42Speaker 2: many many many many many many many many moons, Ago
- 52:46Speaker 2: and faces and doctor great degree, my float us float yeah,
- 53:04Speaker 2: quin Tilla, I saw working launch Okay a hold on,
- 53:12Speaker 2: Oh god, that was funny ship. Okay, y'all wherever going?
- 53:17Speaker 2: This week we start doing Brandon's favorite damn thread, fucking Quarantine,
- 53:22Speaker 2: fucking Quantitious, and we're going to start with one of
- 53:26Speaker 2: their Moviesha. We're gonna start on six brand Chicks with
- 53:34Speaker 2: d ms from Relationship Hell and this one is title.
- 53:38Speaker 2: The worst thing I've ever done was this show. My
- 53:45Speaker 2: bestie is supposed to marry this nice brother. In December,
- 53:49Speaker 2: I volunteered as her wedding planner, and she took me everywhere.
- 53:53Speaker 2: I was excited when she told me that she's still
- 53:55Speaker 2: sleeping with her ex. I told her mom her mom,
- 53:59Speaker 2: and I went behind her and we cancel the wedding
- 54:01Speaker 2: venue and the cake bestie will have a wedding dress,
- 54:04Speaker 2: but she won't have a wedding. Why would you do that?
- 54:09Speaker 3: Sit it over again.
- 54:10Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Why did they cancel the wedding because the
- 54:14Speaker 2: bestie told her that she was still sleeping with her
- 54:18Speaker 2: with the axe. So I guess they called theirselves saving
- 54:22Speaker 2: the good brother. She's supposed to be marrying in December,
- 54:26Speaker 2: but she didn't. Got the mother involved now too, so
- 54:29Speaker 2: ma'am swamped them. That's probably what's gonna happen to you. Now.
- 54:42Speaker 2: When I started reading this the other day, I didn't
- 54:44Speaker 2: think that that's where it was going to go. I
- 54:46Speaker 2: thought she was going to say like they told the fiance.
- 54:49Speaker 2: I didn't think I was gonna go behind her back
- 54:51Speaker 2: and cancel the venue and stuff.
- 54:54Speaker 4: That's crazy, that's diabolical because when she find out, it's
- 54:57Speaker 4: gonna be World War sixteen.
- 54:58Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all gonna have to tussle. Wow.
- 55:02Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 55:03Speaker 2: Now, I ain't saying she's right for still sleeping with
- 55:04Speaker 2: the ax, because that was some dirty ship. But maybe
- 55:10Speaker 2: you could have had her mama set her ass down.
- 55:13Speaker 2: Knock some sense and tool maybe smoking knee caps off. Possibly, Yeah,
- 55:18Speaker 2: you could have called June Jim with the hell June
- 55:21Speaker 2: about the fuck Leslie, Dana and Marie uh shneaker up.
- 55:26Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mm hmmm.
- 55:31Speaker 1: Knock a whole New York. That bitch gonna come out
- 55:33Speaker 1: and her name is gonna be Tina.
- 55:34Speaker 2: She's gonna knock a whole new identity on her. She's
- 55:37Speaker 2: gonna knock that wig sideways and nothing.
- 55:40Speaker 1: She's gonna be Bothera Jr.
- 55:42Speaker 2: She's gonna knock her right out of that made outfit,
- 55:44Speaker 2: that damn waitress outfit.
- 55:46Speaker 1: Son.
- 55:47Speaker 2: She just getting on my fucking nerves. Next, my boyfriend
- 55:53Speaker 2: left me, so I slept with my friend's husband for
- 55:56Speaker 2: a month. He went back to her and I was surprised.
- 55:59Speaker 2: So I love with her father. We've been messing around
- 56:04Speaker 2: for the year. My friend and her mom have no idea.
- 56:07Speaker 2: Her father treats me so well. I really like the
- 56:09Speaker 2: space we're in, ma'am.
- 56:12Speaker 1: I hope.
- 56:15Speaker 2: That her and her mother not your back teeth to
- 56:21Speaker 2: the front and your front teeth to the back when
- 56:24Speaker 2: they find out because they both of them married. Ain't
- 56:26Speaker 2: shit niggas. Her daddy wasn't worth for damn, and her
- 56:29Speaker 2: husband ain't worth for damn, neither. You wanna get my car,
- 56:32Speaker 2: You're gonna get your ass when you got dump. So
- 56:34Speaker 2: you go and hurt somebody, And they say that's the
- 56:36Speaker 2: definition right there. Hurt people, hurt people. She went to
- 56:42Speaker 2: make me feel good, make me touch me on the inside.
- 56:46Speaker 2: Paul d insay, my name.
- 56:50Speaker 1: Just blood blood.
- 56:57Speaker 2: That was scary. He should have went to jail. He
- 56:58Speaker 2: took advantage of the mentally in that movie. Fourth thing.
- 57:01Speaker 1: This was dead.
- 57:04Speaker 2: Damn, she was dead. I forgot. I am disturbed.
- 57:08Speaker 1: He was hunting the coat, that's what That's how the
- 57:13Speaker 1: barn turned read.
- 57:14Speaker 3: Oh he's going.
- 57:15Speaker 2: Oh no thing I've ever seen beloved before. I think
- 57:19Speaker 2: I don't think I've seen the whole movie. Yeah, I
- 57:23Speaker 2: remember that part though, because Tandy didn't play the ship
- 57:25Speaker 2: out that one. Anyway. What's that a Corn Mills book?
- 57:28Speaker 2: I hate you? That was Alice Walker, same woman who
- 57:32Speaker 2: woke the color purple makes you realize she she she
- 57:36Speaker 2: wrote some disturbing ship. My daddy's sucking the ghost that
- 57:40Speaker 2: makes bad potatoes all God damn it, Brandon, why lord, Okay,
- 57:47Speaker 2: this whole guy roaches in her barn and in the barn. Lord,
- 57:54Speaker 2: mister m I s t e oh, mister I dated
- 58:00Speaker 2: fee for a year, but she left me. I bought
- 58:03Speaker 2: her a French bulldog Max. The only time he calls
- 58:07Speaker 2: me nowadays is when Max escapes from her yard. She
- 58:10Speaker 2: calls me to help her find him. When I do,
- 58:13Speaker 2: she' awards me. Truthfully, I still mix twice a week
- 58:18Speaker 2: and take him to work with me. Yes, this is
- 58:23Speaker 2: thirsty behavior, and no, I am not ashamed. Well, at
- 58:26Speaker 2: least you know that it's thirsty behavior, sugar foot. You
- 58:31Speaker 2: probably should go to theirpy.
- 58:35Speaker 4: I mean, look, the I'm gonna give a rate, and
- 58:38Speaker 4: this ain't the second section. We get ten out of ten.
- 58:42Speaker 2: You know, manded him for doing this because I applauded
- 58:47Speaker 2: the bentual was stealing the dog you did and the
- 58:53Speaker 2: dog was going they had to go buy the dog
- 58:55Speaker 2: from I applauded that. So I at least you know
- 59:01Speaker 2: you thirsty, sugar I mean, you scamming yourself to some yams.
- 59:07Speaker 4: You just come on, Sparky, we're going down to We're
- 59:10Speaker 4: going down to the to the office, right, come on, Maxie,
- 59:13Speaker 4: Max Like, Hey, what's up?
- 59:15Speaker 2: T How you doing? He going over there? Missing again? Hey?
- 59:19Speaker 2: I got I got a dentistick you want Hey, hey, hey,
- 59:23Speaker 2: hey talk, let me get a lock on that.
- 59:29Speaker 4: T Look listen, no, no, I know where the dog
- 59:32Speaker 4: be going. I'm gonna stop by there on the way
- 59:33Speaker 4: home from work. It's all right, some gummy beers I'm
- 59:36Speaker 4: gonna bringing back.
- 59:38Speaker 1: At the top of the You like the hair bow, Yeah, baby,
- 59:41Speaker 1: I know what.
- 59:41Speaker 2: I know. I got you. I got you on Pepsy,
- 59:44Speaker 2: and I know you like the bottle Pepsy better than
- 59:46Speaker 2: the can. I know all alight, I'll be there by
- 59:48Speaker 2: twenty man. I know. Hey, let me look at this dog.
- 59:51Speaker 2: Motherfucker stopping and bought a Pepsi and a pack magnums.
- 59:55Speaker 2: It was dancing Pepsi, Pepsi and the honey pack. He went.
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: He walked in the gas station like just got paid
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: Friday night party, right food. He shaking all around, about
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: to get some yams. Check the mirror looking fly.
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: That ain't got a lot fly? He about to he
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: about to go beat that down with all day dick. Listen, well, love,
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: let the dog out. Let the dog went out the block.
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: I found, I.
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: Found the baby. I told you I was gonna get
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: him back. Baby. You know I love you. What else?
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: I love you.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: Smoked, I love you him. He smoked the shut boots too.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: Smoking. It was twenty eight I worked as a paramedic
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: and I paid my cousin to babysit my ten year
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: old daughter while I worked. My daughter told me that
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: my cousin allowed her boyfriend to touch her inappropriately. My
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: heart was broken, my little girl. Who would do that
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: to my child? I called off work, but I didn't
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: tell my cousin. When she arrived, I made her call
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: her boyfriend. He arrived drunk. I said, hey, Keith, oh shit,
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: and then I plunged the syringe filled with air into
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: his vein. Damn. I wanted him to suffer and air embolism.
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: I wanted him gone. I made him apologize to my
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: child before I called nine one one. He survived and
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: was jailed for four years. In twenty twenty four, he
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: moved to Oregon, five hundred miles away from my cousin,
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: away from my family. I never forgave my cousin. After
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: years of therapy, my daughter is doing well. For years,
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: I felt guilty that I wasn't there to prevent the incident,
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: so I wanted I went to therapy to therapy works, ma'am.
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: Let me say this though, not your attempted that's not
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: your it's not it's not your fault your children at
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: all costs.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: I mean, if you did nothing wrong, Yeah, it's not
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: your fault. That it's not it's not your fault that
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: you weren't dead to protect you. You weren't dead because
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: you were working. You couldn't have known like you did
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: that you couldn't know how.
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: Cousin. I don't know what I would have plunged both
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: of them. Be honest with you, because I'm pretty sure
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: she probably saying something to the cut and dick. Nah.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: I mean it's that.
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: I mean, it's that ship like, yeah, yo, you're good.
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: I mean you're good. You should you didn't know, I
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: don't And you know glad that you want the therapy
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: on that.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: But you have nothing to feel good, sugar. And you
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: protected your You do what you're supposed to do with
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: his parents. You protected your daughter. Thank god he didn't
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: gone to jail. And thankfully your daughter told you.
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: Agree she put on the help because coause the stuff
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: was touching them.
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: Oh yeah, day laid and the dollar short. I read
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: the book before I saw the movie. Ne's tarnyment miller Lord,
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: Mmmm yeah I would kids. Yep, yeah, So I'm touching
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: people without consent perod period. He should have got worse.
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: Four years wasn't long enough the.
- 1:03:22Speaker 4: Way I would have been in that room. Like, let
- 1:03:24Speaker 4: me go out hand water this water, this gas tank
- 1:03:26Speaker 4: real quick. Just you don't need nothing from the store.
- 1:03:29Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to wild Wide about thirty minutes away.
- 1:03:32Speaker 4: I'll be bad, I'll be big. I got gonna mod
- 1:03:35Speaker 4: this porch.
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: I'm back. I'm damn insurgents. Nick, are you sweeping the
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: hood of your carting? I ain't seen nothing, mm hmm, yep,
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: good job, mom. Moving on. I was broke, so I
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: called crime Stoppers hotline and turn my girlfriend's father in
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: for the money. The death investigation expanded and included her
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: to uncles and her mom. I stayed with my girlfriend
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: every night while she tried to figure out who snitched.
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: She was getting close to the truth, so I called
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: crime Stoppers on her too. I got my reward money.
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: I left town. I'm not a bad person. I'm just
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: living in a bad economy. I mean, wow, you no,
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: I mean smamped them.
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: If they didn't have anything. I mean, if they didn't
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: commit the crime, then it wouldn't have been the crime
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: stoppers tip out for him. So you're getting several thousand
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: dollars across like everybody in. But I thought you only
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: got the money if they was convicted.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you got them detained.
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: I thought, I thought she get convicted.
- 1:04:49Speaker 4: Hey, can you go in to walk Greens and give
- 1:04:51Speaker 4: me my favorite ice cream? I'm about to call my
- 1:04:53Speaker 4: grandmother real quick.
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: She and walks on Route forty.
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: Rolling roll woman say hey, just right here, I'm going
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: ahead and go talking to my baby mommy.
- 1:05:06Speaker 4: Hey, uh, metro cross times that lady, lady you're looking for.
- 1:05:11Speaker 4: I just her going into the Walgreens that roll. She
- 1:05:15Speaker 4: looked a little shifty. She might have she might have
- 1:05:17Speaker 4: just hit the pipe or something. She just yelled out smoked.
- 1:05:20Speaker 8: I don't know what that means.
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: She was in a blue impile oh ship, hold on,
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: and I think it's trucks in the Yeah, it's sitting
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: sitting next to a real nice and with the police.
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: You are selling drugs.
- 1:05:35Speaker 4: Yeah, so the blue and pilor sitting next to a
- 1:05:38Speaker 4: real nice white Corolla with tents.
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: Who's call it is, but they got a peckable taste. Yeah,
- 1:05:46Speaker 4: well yeah, okay, all right, thank you. Oh so can
- 1:05:51Speaker 4: you go reach go go into the goat in the freezer.
- 1:05:54Speaker 4: Just go walk, walk through the door and look for
- 1:05:57Speaker 4: ice cream in the bottom the bottom box that's not
- 1:06:00Speaker 4: open yet. That's the freshest one I heard. I saw
- 1:06:02Speaker 4: it on TikTok ahead they got all the hacks and
- 1:06:05Speaker 4: ship On TikTok I think Jordan was talking about it.
- 1:06:07Speaker 4: He go inter freeze at the back of the store
- 1:06:09Speaker 4: and take all the boxes down and start digging for
- 1:06:11Speaker 4: the asking at the bottom of the bottom box. Dad,
- 1:06:14Speaker 4: just take your time and ros here playing candy Crush
- 1:06:16Speaker 4: on my phone.
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: Al Right, babe, I see if you get out.
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: All right, Haley, She went on.
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: She got on a white nick Nike text sweat suit
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: and some new fresh ass ad bax As. I was
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: with him when she brought him another day. I mean
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: I saw at the moll that was drug money, drunk money,
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: drumbunctious rapper scallion, anything else.
- 1:06:50Speaker 9: Okay, it's supposed to be a Q and A episode.
- 1:06:56Speaker 9: I had this one question and I'm mad because I
- 1:07:00Speaker 9: lost it. But wait a minute, I think I made it.
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: Hold okay, David, I'm so mad because I saved it
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: and I accidentally unsaved it. But I was trying to
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: unsave something that was But I know it's stilling me.
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: Who damn it, damn it, Jim.
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: It's okay. I'm just gonna go back to Brandon's favorite thread. Yeah,
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: he sounds so excited. It's so excited going break the
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: red in his favorite thread. Our fifth anniversary and we
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: barely made it. Backstory, we were on our third day
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: when the country went into COVID lockdown, and I said,
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: you might as well stay here with me, let's ride
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: it out. I thought we were progressing in our relationship.
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: I thought we'd be okay. So when we had the
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: first opportunity, we got married. I can't say he loves me.
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: I don't think he hates me though. Anyway, we were
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: at a local soul food restaurant and I'll begin choking
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: at the table and a complete stranger, a member of
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: the way staff, came and helped me. I was dying.
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: He is a trained nurse and did not move to
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: help me. Instead, he continued to drink his wine as
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: I was choking. All he said was you Okay, you're good.
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: I was panicking. My eyes were red. I was a mess.
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: He said he didn't think I was choking for real.
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: I don't know if I can trust him to be
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: my husband anymore. Thoughts right, Yeah, don't about you. He
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: has an insurance policy on you. He may have put
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: something in there to make you choke when you went
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: to the bathroom. He don't like you at all.
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: Did he know your allergies? That nigga might have sprinkled
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: some peach fuzz on that motherfucker.
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: Divorce him, man, get away from that man. That man
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: do not like you. Said that, remember, y'all. I said
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: that that during COVID, a lot of people realized they
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: didn't like their spouses. They didn't like themselves. They couldn't
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: stand their kids. They hated the dog, the fish, the turtle,
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: the ferret, the bearded dragon, the snake, the mice, the roaches,
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: they hated everybody. They like their mamas and daddies. They
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: didn't like know, they didn't like their motherfuck himself, that's crazy.
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: A lot of people realized that during COVID that was
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: the worst time to get in a fucking relationship, with
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: being on lockdown and You're stuck in the house for
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: somebody you just getting to know.
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: Okay, you imagine he don't like you short sugar.
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: You need to check and see if it's some shirts
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: policies out there that he's the beneficiary on, because he
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: sounds suspicious.
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: You went home with somebody, you might put some sugar.
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: He put some sugar, gave it to pe your food quarantine.
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Getting out of here. I'm going back to
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: my own house. If I get pulled over, I get
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: pulled dough what happened? I just like the hospital. I
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: just got to work. I was got off work. I'm
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: telling you have a letter some because I remember when
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: I used to work the department that I used to
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: work for. I used to have to go in for
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: the snow emergencies and my I couldn't drive my vehicle
- 1:10:20Speaker 2: one time, so my dad had a big truck. So
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: my dad ended up having to take me, and I
- 1:10:24Speaker 2: had to leave something in his car to prove because
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: they wanted the roads clear. You weren't supposed to be
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: out there unless she was the emergency person now or whatever.
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: And I had to leave something in my dad's car
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: showing that he was taking me. Back and forth to
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: work until I can drive my own my own vehicle.
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: Because they didn't want nobody. They weren't playing. They was
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: fooling people over, making sure that you was the emergency person.
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: Now yep, and they did the same shit COVID, but
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: it was that lockdown if you weren't essential person out.
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: They wasn't playing with even I was like, damn, we're essential,
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: Like oh shit, And I had had my little have
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: my little note and sitting in like take to the window.
- 1:11:02Speaker 4: I remember when people when they first started they started
- 1:11:04Speaker 4: opening up, like the stores and stuff. People would go
- 1:11:06Speaker 4: hang on the parking lot of Walmart, Target just to
- 1:11:08Speaker 4: be like nigga some ship.
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: And our little taco just to be out because you
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: stole space. Like when when Taco Tuesday we found out
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: they had opened back up and they was just doing
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: carry out. They was going to let one or two
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: people in the time to order and carry out, and
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: we would meet up there just to get out the house.
- 1:11:25Speaker 2: We would meet up there and get out food and
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: everybody was sitting there, calls, we roll our windows and
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: that was our Taco Tuesday, just to interact. That's what
- 1:11:34Speaker 2: we did for the longest until they started like lifting
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: stuff just to get out of the house, because after
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: a while you go third crade. It's one thing when
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: you want to be in the house, but when you forced,
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: it's a lot. It's a lot. And especially if you
- 1:11:45Speaker 2: forced to be around somebody. You don't really found me around,
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: like it was just me and my kid. I love
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: living in a state with good health practices. Hm hmm,
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: wide open, nigga, not us. I know. I like stuff,
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: a lot of stuff along people I feel. I still
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: feel everent people who didn't recover. A lot of places
- 1:12:05Speaker 2: closed and never weren't weren't able to rest the City Cafees.
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: But Joe, I'm thankful for that. You know why, because
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: I learned how to make their damn salmon bo t
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: and damn self save myself. We can go to City
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: Cafe right before they shut down for like lockdown store,
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: and it was the first time I had that black
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: and salmon bot and them cheeseteak egg rolls, and I
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: learned how to make both of them. Doing COVID, I
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: was like, I'm a thick of the spike. That's a
- 1:12:26Speaker 2: living pap.
- 1:12:28Speaker 3: Seasoning.
- 1:12:29Speaker 2: City Cafe was a Baltimore. They was thirty years. Yeah,
- 1:12:33Speaker 2: they was walking for a very long time, so it's
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: sad to see him go. They didn't last long.
- 1:12:37Speaker 4: I think they switched the takeout and they were closed
- 1:12:40Speaker 4: within six months, like switching to take out because and
- 1:12:42Speaker 4: they were.
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: Going through the order ads. And I went to order
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: from them one day because I wanted that bot and
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: them egg rolls. By the time they added every damn
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: thing on and the fees and all that shit, I said,
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: what the fuck, I can go buy a slab of
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: salmon and then a low pack of damn brio rolls
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: and the pack bacon and make me both you three
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: fold sandwiches this day. And we get out and I
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: figured out the sauce and all that stuff. I was saying,
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: I know it was a gallic aolie, and I went
- 1:13:08Speaker 2: online and found me a glic aolie recipe. Sure did
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: City Cafe.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: Yep, So.
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: Thank you, m h god, damn, it's one more. Okay,
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: that's the last way, because our Q and A episodes
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: don't be as long as they used to be having
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: a Question of the Week now, so they'd be feeling
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: ship out.
- 1:13:35Speaker 3: That's fun, staying on.
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: Six Brown Chicks made as well Chad. Sonya and are
- 1:13:46Speaker 2: friends and one night we crossed the line and became
- 1:13:50Speaker 2: friends with benefits. We connected on the spiritual level when
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: we made love that night. She's amazing. So anyway, Sonya
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: told me that I'm I met a man who is
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: what I thought you would be, and I'm trying to
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: get to know him better. Is it cool if we
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: hook up from time to time while I try to
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: build something with this other guy? I felt that certain
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: type of way trying to build something with some other
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: man makes me feel cheap. I put her on gold
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: and ghost at her for a few days. I don't
- 1:14:19Speaker 2: want a relationship with her necessarily, but I just don't
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: like how this is making me feel. What's wrong with
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: this picture? And what can I do to fix it?
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: Help go to hell?
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes you don't want necessarious with her, but
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: she opened you so enjoyed it. If you don't want necessary,
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: she don't want not necessarious. She's not obligated to only
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: deal with you. If she's honest about it. I say
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: go to hell, because like she was dealing with a
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: bunch of different people at the same time.
- 1:14:47Speaker 4: But if she building something, even if she was a
- 1:14:50Speaker 4: relationship so you ain't got no say that's that's what
- 1:14:54Speaker 4: I mean.
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Go to hell. She was honest,
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: I mean not not go to hell and go hell.
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: But it's like.
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: Y'all you you don't, you have, you got a perfect
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: out to go do whatever it is you want to do,
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: as long as y'all as long as y'all honest with
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: each other, like Yo, whow complicated ship?
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: Yo?
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: Stout like what's what's understood? Don't have to be explained that?
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: And you you're stuck like you're you're stuck.
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: Your phone.
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: Now, she living life, you feel me like she living life,
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: she living her good and she living her best life.
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: And you stuck like you're stuck on the board like
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: you stuck questioning ship, like nigga vibe, just just go
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: with it.
- 1:15:35Speaker 4: You're not supposed to be nothing. Just enjoyed the pussy
- 1:15:39Speaker 4: while you got it, because it ain't supposed to keep.
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: Because you're looking a gift. You're looking gift horse in
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: the mouth right now, yo, because if you was doing
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: the right nigga, she'd be focused on you.
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: To be in your mouth mm hmmm. And then you
- 1:15:55Speaker 2: can sit on a way to go do whatever she does.
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: I bet you, I bet you you still love that
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: nigg You're still trying to get to know that nigga.
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: Not not fucking.
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: Somebody. You've been there before, oh no, oh oh wow.
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: Back when she's going back, when she's just talking, she's
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: talking so that they can go harder.
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: Yeah, we've all been there before, you old sleep footed motherfucker.
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: That's why you can't read past the third grade level.
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: Sun up, a bitch, Read this.
- 1:16:36Speaker 2: What you said?
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: Bitch?
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: I said again, tell.
- 1:16:41Speaker 2: Me sometimes you gotta put a foot on somebody's face.
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: And oh ship.
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: Pussy cat. When I left, the window is open.
- 1:16:55Speaker 4: If you have any questions for us, feel free to
- 1:16:58Speaker 4: send them out way and asked water.
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- 1:17:36Speaker 2: I am done say y'all watching. We love y'all. It'll
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: be back next week. What on the episode, y'all be
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: easy to be safe.
- 1:17:57Speaker 10: We'll talk to y'all. No, I want some real yeah yeah,
- 1:18:03Speaker 10: want some real ship. He taught us how. He taught
- 1:18:06Speaker 10: us how to walk in. He taught us how to talk.
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: Them through a tongue bitch. Okah, bye y'all