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OUTRO: Family Matters [R18] · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: You get your massive backbones, just to say, we're going
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  Speaker 1: to put a disclaimer on this particular podcast. There may
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  Speaker 1: be some content not suitable for children. It's definitely not
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  Speaker 1: suitable for children, so definitely.
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  Speaker 2: Don't play it with the marine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, for all you men bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: For dogging for to seven every weekday on radioc.
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  Speaker 2: Good a fellows, Hello, what is in your name? For
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  Speaker 2: our podcast? Fellas? We haven't really sealed her on one here,
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  Speaker 2: No we haven't. It's still still the outro. I think
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  Speaker 2: the outro is pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I like it.
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  Speaker 2: It does hit the real ring to it compared to
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  Speaker 2: everything else, I feel like what we can do better?
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  Speaker 4: You call it the warm up Big Show warm up,
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  Speaker 4: the warm up, the Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Warm up, the Big Show rubbed down. Oh nice, but
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  Speaker 2: it's beforehand, isn't it. Yeah? What about rub and tag?
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  Speaker 4: So it's like the podcast equivalent.
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  Speaker 2: Of a rubb and tag?
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  Speaker 5: It is there always a happy ending?
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  Speaker 2: What's that? Pay a happy ending?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a rub and tag all right, jays, Come on, then,
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  Speaker 5: don't act like you don't know what a happy ending
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  Speaker 5: you of all people?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I mean I know what a happy ending is,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like the boy meets the girl and they
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  Speaker 1: fall in love and get married, live happily, ever and
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  Speaker 1: live happily.
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  Speaker 2: It's as similar to that, right Okay. The devil's in
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  Speaker 2: the details there, Yeah, I see. And it's very popular
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  Speaker 2: in Australia when I was living in Australia, very popular.
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  Speaker 4: What's happy ending really?
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  Speaker 2: For people to go along to a rub and tag
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  Speaker 2: wow and at lunchtime or something like that, right, okay, pay,
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  Speaker 2: I think about forty bucks wow and just get a
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  Speaker 2: bit of a rub. Yeah, okay, yeah, interesting isn't.
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  Speaker 4: It forty bucks? How do you know the prices?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I guess the thing we used to talk about.
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  Speaker 2: I keasy could not be in the power that would
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  Speaker 2: be to me, that's got It's the equivalent of gambling.
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  Speaker 2: There's so much shame associated with having to do that.
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  Speaker 2: I could never never.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't think people should feel bad if they
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  Speaker 4: were doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Ah. I would certainly if somebody said to me they
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  Speaker 2: were doing it, you would give them. Yeah. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: mean if they want to do it, this person them,
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  Speaker 2: oh yeah, mates of yours and mine, like just scumbags
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  Speaker 2: who were too lazy to do it themselves.
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  Speaker 4: You must like the old pug rubb and tag.
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  Speaker 2: You must come away very relaxed rubbing rubb and pug.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be like, you know, when you have a food
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  Speaker 1: coma and so instead of going and having a big
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  Speaker 1: lum so it's so full. Yeah, you don't have a
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  Speaker 1: rubbin tag. It would have the same effect. You come
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  Speaker 1: back to work feeling a bit woozy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean, woozy after it.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't any feeling very contented.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't had a rubbin tug myself keezy. But well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you have not one that I've paid for.
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  Speaker 4: With a rub and tug, do you get a good
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  Speaker 4: rub I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know a bit of a message, because if I.
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  Speaker 5: Was having a rubin tug, I'd want fifty five minutes
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  Speaker 5: of it to be the rub, genuine rub.
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  Speaker 1: Well you'd be safe there because it'd only take a
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  Speaker 1: minute for your tag.
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  Speaker 4: But well, in that case, I want fifty nine minutes
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  Speaker 4: of genuine deep tissue. Message.
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  Speaker 2: I have a running it's probably more expensive, actually, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it will be.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a running joke with my wife which
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  Speaker 1: is a rubbing joke now a running joke. Mogi and
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  Speaker 1: I will be sitting on the couch and I'll say
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  Speaker 1: to here, so you've got the hot stones out, babe.
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  Speaker 1: Then she'll go, yes, there's a joke about like having
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  Speaker 1: a hot stone.
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  Speaker 2: Jes you guys, we have a juckles what you.
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  Speaker 4: Say things out loud and you go, wow, my life's really.
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  Speaker 1: My life's tremendously exciting. And then I and then I
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  Speaker 1: say forty five deep tissue message and she goes, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She just knows that. She thinks to herself, FU s.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's like, because you must have them as well.
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  Speaker 4: What the ongoing one I might have talked about it
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  Speaker 4: is if we're in bed and it's like, you know, late,
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  Speaker 4: and my wife is like going to sleep, and then
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  Speaker 4: we'll get up and go to the toilet before one
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  Speaker 4: last time before she goes to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be like, oh, you off to work. I have
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  Speaker 2: a good day.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, like, she's getting up to leave for work.
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  Speaker 2: Hey.
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  Speaker 5: And then and now that we do, I do it
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  Speaker 5: so often now that she goes she gets up and
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  Speaker 5: then I'm like, what are you doing? She's like, I'm
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  Speaker 5: off to work, And it's just like the lamest ship. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you don't be cool.
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  Speaker 2: I just walk. I will be walking down the house anytime.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go hey maybe, and she goes hey, hey baby,
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  Speaker 2: and then from the other side of the house it
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  Speaker 2: will be a really big shirt. Week days from four
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  Speaker 2: on Radio Hurarchy. Remember the big show.
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  Speaker 5: Podcast Tugs has got somebody contribute? What's up, pugs, Hey fellas?
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  Speaker 4: No, I was just going to ask if Mogie was
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  Speaker 4: going to tell a story from Meet petting up sixty nine. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: today I was dating someone who looked like someone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that was a goodie. That was a goodie.
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  Speaker 2: That was So that was a maid of mine who
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  Speaker 2: was going out with a made of mine who was
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  Speaker 2: living with another mate. I've told the story before, but
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  Speaker 2: not on here probably. And so they were flatting together
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  Speaker 2: and two blokes, two blokes, two fellows. Both of them
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  Speaker 2: go out on the piss, all right, and then one
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  Speaker 2: of them goes home early and the other ones this
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  Speaker 2: is over twenty years ago. And then the other one
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  Speaker 2: is like, he's going to stay out and keep drinking
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  Speaker 2: because leg you know what I mean. Yes, Then the
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  Speaker 2: second guy was out late, comes home, wakes up the
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  Speaker 2: first guys, Hey, man, can I borrow a condom. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: absolutely borrows the condom off them. And then the next morning,
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  Speaker 2: the second guy doesn't get up for a long time
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  Speaker 2: because he's hungover more hungover. The first guy gets up.
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  Speaker 2: He's out in the kitchen making a cup of coffee
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  Speaker 2: and some toast when his sister comes into the kitchen
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  Speaker 2: and goes, hey, how you going. And then it takes
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  Speaker 2: them a while to compute it, but then he's like,
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  Speaker 2: what are you doing here? He fashes back and remembers
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  Speaker 2: that he's he's given his mate and flatmate a condom
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  Speaker 2: to have sex with his sister. Now, this guy didn't
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  Speaker 2: really he wasn't super thrilled about that. And he pulled
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  Speaker 2: him up and he said, what are you doing? Man?
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  Speaker 2: You can't, mates, you can't, you can't, Yes, you can't
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  Speaker 2: do that man, And the other mate said, come on, man,
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  Speaker 2: we're practically family. Was great, and in further discussions, the
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  Speaker 2: mate who was having making love to the sister said,
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  Speaker 2: we need to put a explaimer on this. Yes, we
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  Speaker 2: need to put a disclaimer on this. Said, when I
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  Speaker 2: was making love to her, yeah, and doggie style, it
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  Speaker 2: felt like I was And she kind of looked over
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  Speaker 2: his shoulder like Keezy styles. She looked like my mate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And so I said, well, surely at that
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  Speaker 2: point you stopped and he said.
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  Speaker 4: A man, that's a shock. That is a shocker.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know if we can put that out
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  Speaker 2: or that you sir man.
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  Speaker 1: I always gage it because I just look at pug
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  Speaker 1: sound mind you.
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  Speaker 2: Now, normally the telling of that story, I go a
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  Speaker 2: lot harder and dragging. Yes, but I've tried to be
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  Speaker 2: as even vanilla as I can imagine yourself in that situation,
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  Speaker 2: and it's you know.
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  Speaker 1: What now, I'm just saying it was twenty years ago,
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  Speaker 1: twenty plus year you know, so.
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  Speaker 2: Young and a what you can get it.
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  Speaker 5: My attitude towards stuff like that, though, is like everyone
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  Speaker 5: wants to have a shad.
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  Speaker 4: You know, she wanted to share everyone's everyone's adults. He
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  Speaker 4: gives a ship.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's right, But you don't need the details, do
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  Speaker 2: you n the last part?
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  Speaker 5: You could probably go with that personally. So Jason, you're
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  Speaker 5: halfway through banging someone, look over. I look over the shoulders.
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  Speaker 2: And the fate light.
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  Speaker 4: It looks kind of like Mogi, are you carrying?
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  Speaker 2: Point? It's the final It's all over over at that point,
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  Speaker 2: especially because it is me God, hang on, hang on,
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  Speaker 2: So we need a.
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  Speaker 5: Disclaimer on this, Yeah, shaking his head in his hands
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  Speaker 5: before which is?
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  Speaker 2: Which is?
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  Speaker 1: I always am surprised by Pakistan being offended by he's
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  Speaker 1: a shark.
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  Speaker 2: He's terrible, you know what I mean? Come on, don't
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  Speaker 2: if you don't give me your faux outrage, thank you, Jase.
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  Speaker 2: If you're making love someone.
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  Speaker 5: And they turned around like Moggi described, and they had
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  Speaker 5: to look like either Pugs, me or Mogi, yeah, which
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  Speaker 5: who would you prefer?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Pugs A hard decision. No, it's not really easy
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  Speaker 2: because would love it.
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  Speaker 4: I think probably Pugs as well.
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  Speaker 1: I think we should just, you know, probably go and
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  Speaker 1: get some halftime sushi or something.
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  Speaker 5: At this point, I feel like if a radio show
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  Speaker 5: made comments like this about a producer, Yeah, they could
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  Speaker 5: get fined total with this chatter.
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  Speaker 4: Are you uncomfortable with it?
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  Speaker 1: Can I just say I might be going to HR
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  Speaker 1: about what you were saying about if it was Mogi Keasy, you.
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  Speaker 2: Should be going to HR about that dream that you
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  Speaker 2: had about someone that time.
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  Speaker 4: Jace, how do you go to HR? Talk me through it?
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  Speaker 2: How do I? Oh, yeah, you're going to h R.
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  Speaker 2: How do you do it? I go hello him?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, something we were doing before the podcast. That's a
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  Speaker 4: great he's going home, Pugs to'.
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  Speaker 2: Don't don't stop him from doing that? Did he know
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  Speaker 2: that we were doing our podcast?
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  Speaker 5: Our boss was going to have a meeting with us,
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  Speaker 5: and then he was on the phone and now he's
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  Speaker 5: just gone home. Well, hey, listen is the Big Show
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