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Opie & Carl Lose It Over a White Penis Transplant · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: Hope he is here and the show starts. Oh yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Bob Dylan, Happy birthday, Bobby. I have to
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  Speaker 1: play some Dylan to start the show today. He's seventy
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  Speaker 1: six years old.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Good. Whose birthday is it today?
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  Speaker 1: Kurt Metzger's birthday as well, and it was my birthday yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Just a bunch of psychopatheh Jess is white and crazy, all.
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  Speaker 1: Of you and then my uh let me think, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my niece's birthday today.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to her as well. We got to say
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  Speaker 2: hi to Mike Becky.
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  Speaker 1: Young because he's uh, he's off to do Jimmy.
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  Speaker 2: Fallon in what like a half hour.
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  Speaker 4: Mike car Yeah, thank you guys for having me in.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, I really appreciate it, no doubt.
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  Speaker 2: Mike, you know what you do. You're kind of using that.
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  Speaker 2: He's using us to to U for a distraction.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a buffer for a buffer because he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: want to just sit over there to NBC all nervous
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  Speaker 1: and ship.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna do is sit in the green room, isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: I'd rather talk about I'd rather talk about race. Let's
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  Speaker 4: get it started. Sharata are white people the problem. You've
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  Speaker 4: been saying it for years.
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  Speaker 2: Well the way the T shirt that says I got
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  Speaker 2: the best.
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  Speaker 1: Race story of the day, if you really want to
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  Speaker 1: get into it, and yes, what you got a black guy,
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  Speaker 1: he's getting a new penis?
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  Speaker 2: What he's getting a white one? Why would he do that?
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  Speaker 2: Did he lose a bet?
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  Speaker 5: I guess that was the.
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  Speaker 2: Only one available.
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  Speaker 1: So let's say you lost your penis and the only
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  Speaker 1: one available was a white one?
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  Speaker 2: Would you go for that? Sharot small If that's the
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  Speaker 2: only one, only one available.
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  Speaker 3: I would have to go for it, all right. I
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  Speaker 3: would have to kill a black dude and porn.
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  Speaker 4: How the penis has become available? That's really the question.
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  Speaker 4: That's a very good question. It just came on the market.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't really feel like a smaller model than you.
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  Speaker 4: But let me see the remote when that comes with it?
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  Speaker 2: Why you give me an appetizer?
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  Speaker 1: Black man will have transplanted white penis tattooed to match.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was the second part of the story.
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  Speaker 3: You have because you have the tattoo it because you
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  Speaker 3: don't want his penis, And uh, I can go into
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  Speaker 3: the neighborhoods he can't.
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  Speaker 2: I mean just city limits.
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  Speaker 6: His penis yelled, what's that tattoo meing He's gonna die?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna die. It black go to the top
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  Speaker 2: of the stories. That's is that where it starts.
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  Speaker 1: A black man who had a penis transplant will now
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  Speaker 1: undergo tattooing and to change its color because the donor
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  Speaker 1: was white. The forty year old man lost his penis
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  Speaker 1: during a botched circumcision seventeen years ago.
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  Speaker 2: It was circumcised that twenty three.
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  Speaker 6: That's a white accident.
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  Speaker 7: Purpose, beautiful black purpose. He should tattooed with swastika. So
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  Speaker 7: it's really white, it's really all white. Right, so wait
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  Speaker 7: a minute, do the tattoo. But I've gotta say tattoo
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  Speaker 7: before the attach.
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  Speaker 2: It, right, Why go through that pain? Yeah that's true. Man,
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  Speaker 2: tattoo first. They're not tattooing first. I mean why not
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  Speaker 2: because it's just sitting there dead in a Coleman schooler.
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  Speaker 2: But why would you attach it?
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  Speaker 4: How about you would never use a condom if it
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  Speaker 4: wasn't your dick.
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  Speaker 1: Right, let's see, Well go back to where we wear Paul.
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  Speaker 1: This is a this is too juicy. Uh So, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: circumcision that was botched seventeen years ago and last month
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  Speaker 1: became the world's third person to ever get such a transplant.
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  Speaker 8: Do you think you talked to the other two?
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  Speaker 2: Did you get to meet the dude? Who does you got? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Is he dead? I would assume he's. Uh. He could
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  Speaker 2: be like a you know, a Bruce Jenner.
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  Speaker 6: He's either dead or living the best life ever?
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  Speaker 2: Holy fuck? Can we do that? Of course? If you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna cut the dead off, what throw it in the garbage?
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  Speaker 1: You get some of these people they want their dick's
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  Speaker 1: off for them, and then you got other people that
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  Speaker 1: need new dicks.
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  Speaker 3: Cut it off somebody who don't want it, attached it
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  Speaker 3: to a car battery and put it on somebody who wants.
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  Speaker 2: I think we found our new business man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a good butcher'd be greatest.
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  Speaker 6: They could just do it right it at DELI. If
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  Speaker 6: you don't gonna have to go to a doctor.
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  Speaker 2: Doctor, let me get five dollars with a dick. A
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  Speaker 2: lot of guys that look down and go, get this
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  Speaker 2: yucky thing off me. And then you got guys that.
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  Speaker 1: Need what guy says that, huh, Well, obviously Bruce Jenner did,
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  Speaker 1: and I still.
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  Speaker 2: Call him Bruce Jenner, because that's how I know him
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  Speaker 2: from growing up. This off. I understand his name is Caitlin,
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  Speaker 2: But come on, yeah, who.
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  Speaker 3: Says you're gonna get a corpse penis? You can get
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  Speaker 3: a penis as somebody probably don't want, right.
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  Speaker 6: It's called fresh.
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  Speaker 2: It's from farm to the table. Good, good, God, a mighty.
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  Speaker 2: This is a freaking ship. So does it work? Will
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  Speaker 2: it works like a penis? Let's continue reading. But there
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  Speaker 2: is a guy pissed off.
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  Speaker 1: We played Bob Dylan even even Shard goes, that's an
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  Speaker 1: alright song?
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  Speaker 2: Why why is he pistol? Well you wanna all right?
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  Speaker 2: We'll go back to the penis story in a second.
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  Speaker 1: We also have Carl Ruiz in the studio, the med
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  Speaker 1: Cuban Bob in Baltimore. Go ahead, man, you threw the
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  Speaker 1: whole wonderful.
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  Speaker 9: Show off the rails when you played Bob Dylan, I
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  Speaker 9: never got him.
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  Speaker 2: Oh how does it?
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  Speaker 4: Even if you don't like, if you got to like
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  Speaker 4: that song, it's great.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good one. I played it safe.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to play Tangle Up in Blues or Shelter
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  Speaker 1: Me from the Storm, which is probably my favorite Bob
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  Speaker 1: Dylan song.
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  Speaker 2: If you need to know.
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  Speaker 1: Subterranean homesick blues would have been cool, A great song.
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  Speaker 2: I went safe, Bob, I went safe? Which one he
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  Speaker 2: is angry?
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  Speaker 10: I don't think twice.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that one, do I if I heard it?
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  Speaker 2: Don't think twice? Yeah, I'll play next break all right?
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  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, you wonder if I'm in the sixties and
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  Speaker 9: you just started the show on a bad note.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't get the message from Bob Dylan. You know what, Bob,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 9: Say I'd rather listen to Stephen right through poetry.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta say. I saw Bob Dylan once, way back,
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  Speaker 2: I mean way the fuck back.
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  Speaker 1: Probably God, I got to say at least twenty years
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  Speaker 1: ago in Rochester.
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  Speaker 2: I fucking hated him live.
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  Speaker 5: I hate him.
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  Speaker 8: I hate him on vital.
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  Speaker 2: He was eighty years old.
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  Speaker 1: I saw him a million years ago, and it was
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  Speaker 1: one of those shows where he changes up everything so
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  Speaker 1: you don't even know what song he's singing, and halfway
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  Speaker 1: through I'm like, oh, this is like a rolling stone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, because it was like this weird chief. I
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  Speaker 2: was so.
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  Speaker 1: Annoyed because it was the only time I saw Dylan
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  Speaker 1: and I hated the experience, even though I like some
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  Speaker 1: of the Dylan songs, but when you fucking mix up,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, but we gotta respect Bob Dylan seven seventy
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  Speaker 1: six years old today, Bob.
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  Speaker 11: Dylan, like, there's no convincing this guy, all right, I
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  Speaker 11: respect them, you bat, I guess play Springsteen and then
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  Speaker 11: Mellencamp all of his disciples.
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  Speaker 2: He was really angry the guy.
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  Speaker 3: He was severed cock angry, but he gave him at.
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  Speaker 5: All.
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  Speaker 2: Right. But he didn't have a choice on his donor.
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  Speaker 2: So we're back to that story. You don't get to
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  Speaker 2: choose a donor.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you wouldn't have a choice. What
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  Speaker 1: do you mean, well, I don't know. If a lot
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  Speaker 1: of dicks are coming in.
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  Speaker 2: They just you one dick and said either this one
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  Speaker 2: or nothing, or we're gonna go on to the next
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  Speaker 2: guy on the list. Problem. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, man, if you say no, maybe they they drop
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  Speaker 1: you down on the list.
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  Speaker 3: I got to see the penis. I gotta get the
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  Speaker 3: note of penis. Maybe spend a weekend with it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, how does that work? Is come in a cooler?
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  Speaker 4: They's bringing to you in a cooler.
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  Speaker 2: I guess, Yeah, that's how the transplants.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, they put it in a cooler and get it
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  Speaker 1: on a helicopter immediately.
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  Speaker 2: The last copt Carl.
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  Speaker 8: So my brother cardiologist was telling me once that sometimes
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  Speaker 8: there's a thing called organ memory. When they changed the heart,
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  Speaker 8: the person changes things personality.
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  Speaker 3: Personality might not like onions before, and now.
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  Speaker 2: You like onions. Very weird, weird thing that happens.
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  Speaker 8: Does that happened with the penis? Like, do you get like, say,
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  Speaker 8: the guy had a crazy kid fetish and now you're
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  Speaker 8: in a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 4: I can't believe there's a Cuban cardiologist. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 4: thinking about that. I'm like, Wow, whoa hold the phone
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  Speaker 4: on this only one?
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  Speaker 8: It's like a unicorn Vegas slit together.
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  Speaker 2: What how did we come up with that line? I
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  Speaker 2: got too much respectful Call's family does not I've been
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  Speaker 2: breaking about his smart brother for over a year now.
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  Speaker 2: We couldn't come up with that. Thank you, Mike, because
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 8: Use that at the next fucking barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: Who's gonna be on Jimmy Fallon tonight? Make sure you
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  Speaker 1: tune it eraduations, Mike, Gradually you want.
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  Speaker 2: To go back to this.
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  Speaker 1: So he didn't have a choice on his donor, so
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  Speaker 1: surgeons will be fixing the color discrepancy.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, the surgeons as going to fucking tattoo it.
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  Speaker 8: They have to right, where is the hospital. Maybe my
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  Speaker 8: brother can get him to tough to us.
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  Speaker 2: Oh maybe this hospital. Oh boy, this isn't This isn't
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  Speaker 2: work in Massachusetts. Wait to say Massachusetts' bro, because the
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  Speaker 2: next line says, if we have very few donors for this.
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  Speaker 1: Transplant procedure, noted urologist doctor blah blah blah, who led
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  Speaker 1: the man surgical team in South Africa.
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  Speaker 2: Nope, otherwise that is the only issue left.
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  Speaker 1: Doctors believe that in six months the man will be
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  Speaker 1: able to urinate standing up and have sex for the
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  Speaker 1: first time in seventeen years.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, seventeen years. He lost him when he was twenty three,
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  Speaker 2: is now forty?
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  Speaker 6: God, God, what's that loads going to be?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 6: God, that's a seventeen year backup of a load.
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  Speaker 2: That's that load.
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  Speaker 8: Is going to look like seventeen years?
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Holy great lakes.
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  Speaker 8: That dude's an indigo girl.
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  Speaker 2: What if you have things like this that's not for me?
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  Speaker 2: Take it off. We go back to fainting my numbers.
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  Speaker 1: The penis is working well, it could get erections already.
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  Speaker 2: Word, so why can't he have the sex? If he's
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  Speaker 2: got the you can still fluids and ship coming through
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  Speaker 2: the twos.
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  Speaker 1: There are no signs of rejection, and all the reconnected
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  Speaker 1: structures seem to be healing.
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  Speaker 3: So when you jerk off, now, what does it feel like?
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  Speaker 3: You feel like you're jerking another man off.
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  Speaker 2: That's gonna be the hardest part.
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  Speaker 1: While I'm still healing, you want to jerk off, and
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  Speaker 1: you would probably pull your own.
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  Speaker 2: And you your new penius right off your box.
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  Speaker 1: He is certainly one of the happiest patients we have
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  Speaker 1: seen in our ward.
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  Speaker 2: I guess it's okay. How long till remarkably well, how
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  Speaker 2: long un till.
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  Speaker 6: He's in porn?
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  Speaker 5: What do you guys?
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  Speaker 2: Give it? What's the over on day? Six months? Does
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  Speaker 2: that work? If you give it?
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  Speaker 1: If he keeps the penis white, then he goes in
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  Speaker 1: a porn because that's something people would want to.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: See a biracial dick coming out.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: You got a black guy with a white penis, You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna take a look at that r.
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  Speaker 3: But no chocolate coming at you in a box. That's
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  Speaker 3: the porn will be called the dairy queen, all.
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  Speaker 2: The weird duck. There's something called a medical tattoo artist. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I guess. Yeah, the limbs and things and the boobies
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  Speaker 2: and stuff. When the women go through that type of thing.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, okay, and that person's from Massachusetts, Carl.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Even if the client was comfortable having it done in
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  Speaker 1: one session because of the area, I wouldn't feel safe
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  Speaker 1: having the entire penis healing at once.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she wants to take her time with the tattoos.
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  Speaker 2: She's got to play with the balls first.
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  Speaker 11: Before there's a penis tattoo.
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  Speaker 2: This is going to take a year. I gotta move
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  Speaker 2: in with it.
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  Speaker 1: I would not tattoo all the way around. I would
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  Speaker 1: do lengthwise, probably one third at a time. I would
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  Speaker 1: allow healing in between each session. This would take a
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  Speaker 1: little longer, but remaining healthy and safe is too important
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  Speaker 1: to rush.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, you don't want to blow the only
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  Speaker 2: penis available.
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  Speaker 6: That's great. Do it in thirds like you're paving the road.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: You keep traffic open.
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  Speaker 6: But that's a good segue. Let's got a traffic and
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  Speaker 6: transit on the one.
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  Speaker 2: What you got in the belt park.
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  Speaker 3: Or you got a dark dick, a white dick, so
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  Speaker 3: you might want to take your time to get home.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: So they will attach it and then tattoo it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I guess so, man, Why give him the extra pain of.
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  Speaker 2: A tattooed dick if you don't have to. You can't
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  Speaker 2: be tattooing the penis before it's put any blood going
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  Speaker 2: through it. That's probably it. The penis is going to
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  Speaker 2: last that long. I said, you gotta give right to it. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Did they explain who the donor was? Paul, I don't
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  Speaker 1: feel like reading anymore now.
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  Speaker 4: Did they explain about the terrible circumcision accident?
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  Speaker 6: Like who is in charge of that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, who's somebody gotta go to jail for?
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  Speaker 9: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Right? The story black cock like.
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  Speaker 3: That circumcising it, it's like just taking a jacket off.
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  Speaker 2: How you're gonna suck that up? If you find any
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  Speaker 2: other good stuff there? Paul, let me know. That's the
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  Speaker 2: team of people putting it together. Was that the team?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, what's your job? That's a crew? What's
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  Speaker 2: our job? He's like, baby, don't worry, mabe, he's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be okay. You're gonna be backing the baby on. Why
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  Speaker 2: is the cleaning lady.
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  Speaker 3: There, you get one for your birthday, nigga, you get
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  Speaker 3: one for your birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Carl, you're with me? I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: I don't even know who you are.
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  Speaker 2: She could be the third in you son up a bitch,
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  Speaker 2: she might. I doubt it. Trust these white faceless.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if anybody worked the hardest on this, the fucking
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  Speaker 3: stubborn cock is the black lady, the only one who
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  Speaker 3: can feel his pain.
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  Speaker 2: The white dudes, like, you're still getting the cock.
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  Speaker 6: That looks like a city council.
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  Speaker 2: We need traffic pothole film. They do not look like
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  Speaker 2: the city council. That is a crazy story.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Is that the guy? No, that's the doctor, the penis
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  Speaker 2: transplant doctor. And what is this the third one third?
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  Speaker 2: I think that's it right in the world. And there's
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  Speaker 2: nothing about the donor where the penis came from.
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  Speaker 8: That's a that's private information they have to sign to release.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, you don't want a dead man's dick, though,
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  Speaker 3: do you?
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  Speaker 2: I saw a heart wise haunting. I got a haunted nick.
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  Speaker 2: I think you want whatever you could get many? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Is this taking place in South Africa?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what he said?
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  Speaker 6: Or is it here?
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I think they put it together in South Africa and
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: now he's getting the tattoo in Massachusetts.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: That Dick's got some stamps on his basketball.
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  Speaker 8: Is he from South Africa or the America?
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  Speaker 2: And read that far?
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  Speaker 8: He's a.
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  Speaker 2: Word man.
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  Speaker 6: We're asking too many. This is like a Senate Judiciary committee.
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  Speaker 2: Where was the penis?
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  Speaker 3: Sir?
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  Speaker 2: Sir? What does it taste like?
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  Speaker 8: Now?
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  Speaker 6: I'd like to yield my time.
• 15:21
  Speaker 8: Mike, only Opie brings up a story then fights with you.
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  Speaker 3: What am I the doctor? He's the first man to
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: get a penis transplant.
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  Speaker 2: It's way, dude, he didn't.
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  Speaker 3: He's got a thumb up that the penis, and.
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  Speaker 4: He does that every time he's hard.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they put the thumb on him. I'd rather take
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  Speaker 2: a thumb than nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I would I would take whatever. I would take a
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  Speaker 1: penis that was, you know, chewed by a man still
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  Speaker 1: had something.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, seventeen years is a lot of time not to come.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: So what if he so what happens?
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: I'm maybe but about the build up get you know,
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: taking I don't know, maybe it's maybe it's stripping out
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: of something.
• 16:18
  Speaker 8: You're about to get yelled at because you're asking questions
• 16:21
  Speaker 8: from a story brought up.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, I would have to ask doc.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: But if if this, uh, if he's already getting erections
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: with the new penis, I would assume assume the inner
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: workings are working.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: So it must have been just a fucking horror showdown.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Like you've just been spilling everywhere out. I'm guessing just
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: hanseling and greteling the whole city.
• 16:43
  Speaker 8: Like a broken jaws.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, he would have to wear he probably have
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: to wear a diaper because of the leakage. So but
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: he's with a woman. They get to the diaper. It's
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: like the diapers the good news. Later you see what's underneath.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: It's a fucking nuts.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: You've seen diapers before, but it's probably like la down there.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: No, everything's lencoln, just bubbling.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: So how does he relieve himself when he's seventeen years.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: I didn't read what did he haven't said of a penis?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Look are any of these answers in there?
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: Paul God, this is a bad poorly written It's a
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: bad journalist.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, Lois Man, it is a bad journalist. Because
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I'm there's a lot of questions here.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: They don't even call it paining cause it's squirting, damn
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: brutal because I'm squirt to drip.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: He's just an excellent wild nies. What I'm felling everywhere? What? Wow?
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: This is what gulls got any others?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: They show you everything they connected, yeah, but they don't
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: tell you anywhare the dorsal nerve to the deep central
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: artery to?
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: I can't holk up speakers. These guys are really.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: But since he's got it like it happened in the
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Durham surgery, they say they must say, like cut it
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: off right so he could add something on.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. It wasn't like an accident. Yeah,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: he was in the hospital already.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of really good questions here. We gotta
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: get Buck to Steve on the phone. But it's not
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: in the article though.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: For real, Carl, these are good questions.
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: What's the cope on something like that?
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: There's a reason they're doing it, Obama, Can I don't
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: come in fuck? No, God, damn, that's a lot of working.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I touch you. They do this surgery in Chinatown number two,
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: the number two right and put your big back on you.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Do you remember the story in Chinatown? It was a
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: botch surgery. It was one of these like obviously not
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: like U huh, like what facial type? I forgot what
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: kind of sir D was.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: And the lady died and they just put her on
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Canal Street next to the garbage because they panicked and
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: were like, holy fuck, yeah plant. It might have been
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: a button plant. It was like some hardcore underground ship.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: But people, you know, they want their fake butts and whatever.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: So they went to this place in Chinatown and one
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: of them went really bad and they just put the
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: body out with the garbage.
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: My brother's howise a unit that deals with if you
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: can find that article had a heart attachment plastic surgery.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Super fucking common, super common. Man.
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: They're like and for really rich people, they are on standby.
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: He knows all the people from the Joan Rivers fucking debacle.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Oh they just really fucked up. They're taking pictures whenever
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: she's under up dummies. I think I think she fucked up. Yes,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: But it.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Gets to a point you're like, leave everything the funck alone. Yeah,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: time' is gonna win every single every single time.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Everyone knows that it with itself. You couldn't come with
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: another word for time, Ship some synadyms. My brother, I'm
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: a little tired from yesterday. You're gonna have to bear
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: with me.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: I saw you on Instagram. You put a picture of a.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I went with some faggy drinks. Last what flavor
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: was allowed to say faggy?
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: Nope?
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Ship cut it out. Then things are changing on this channel.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: You can't say faggy drinks anymore. There you go. There
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: there's money.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Let's just say you should have instead of drinking his ring,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: you should have pulled another.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: I should have donated my penis that alcohol.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: I'll have one of these and you could take this. Obviously,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: that's great. Could you see that? It's like a liquid uterus.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I cannot tell you how many times drinks come to
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: the table and they always give my drink.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: You can talk like a trolley's angel, Nigga? Where's your wife?
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: Hawaiian is ready?
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I should be drinking. I should be drinking with Samantha.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: That's the pretty. But it got to twisted though, didn't
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: had about four of those? Yeah, what about the sugar?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Sugar?
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I threw everything out the window. Yesterday for my birthday,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: had a nice prime rib. I went Queen's cut, carl Queen.
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: Really Charlie Brown's Queen's cut is it's just a menu
• 21:54
  Speaker 8: that doesn't Queen's is not a measurement.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: For It's just a smaller piece all.
• 21:59
  Speaker 8: You mean, like like the petite one.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: I went queen instead of king.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: Started talking about that for a minute.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Let's go to commercial. Wrap this up?
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, did you have a casar?
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: And then we then we did some cheese fondue? Alright?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: And I'm sorry what it's like a lesbian couple lips
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: the lesbian? Was there a white? Hey? Rock my breakfast
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: fucking dinner? I mean my birthday dinner?
• 22:30
  Speaker 8: What else did you have with the regal Beagles?
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Didn't even go to Jack's Bistro? He went with mister Furley.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Jack Pietro was a spinoff, right, Yeah, I just got
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: that little slow who.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Doesn't enjoy a nice cheese fond every once in a while, every.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: Everyone under seventy, anyone with.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Teeth and wine? What happened? What did he say? What happened?
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: I didn't he said?
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: He said, have cheese and wine?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Drink wine anymore? This? What drink is this? What's the
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: name of this one?
• 23:12
  Speaker 8: I don't he was drinking like the fourth Charlie's Angel.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: I just want to see him say the name of
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: his drink. Yeah, what was it called?
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: I think you BID's a lick, sir to me?
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: I think that was I think I think that was
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: the Cum Gooz. You got that one?
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: Boy?
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Can we say cum goes little Silball? Can we still?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I'm changing around here? That changing look. I don't know.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: I like those sugary fucking drinks. Yeah, I think you
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: actually win the sugar more than you win the alcohol.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, craving sugar all the time.
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: What Lady Gaga song was playing? I feel like it
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: was poker Face?
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Did you change it?
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: Did you go dressed like you did? Like you worked
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: at r I yesterday?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: You wed? You got this shirt on today? Is button down?
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: What's the shirt? What color is? That's not a color?
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: That's just this is a baby blue? You like a
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: love of newsman like a weather.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Dude in Indiana.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be wind and dying tonight.
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: Decided to wear your oldest shirt.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: You graduated junior high school and then constitutions writing on
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: that so well, no, it's wrinkled, it's fancy, fancy.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I gotta go find you know, someone iron this after
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: the show in the neighborhood.
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: That's the l being signature.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: I could get that done, right. Is there any cleaners around?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: All right? I have no I have no desire to
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: go out tonight, but I have to. What's going on tonight?
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: What's happening? You know? Some thanks? I hate collared shirts.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Let's just put it that way, so you have to
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: put on a college shirt? Goes? Is the white boy
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: business going down there? Yes, some white boy business. I
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: can smell it.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, West Coast white boy business.
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: Wow, you can't talk like a gangster dressed like Alex J.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Fox. It's kind of like.
• 25:19
  Speaker 12: It.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Michael put his real name and fake names together.
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: I don't like either.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: They shake a boy call.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: God damn. People have questions about the penis. We should
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: we probably should get doctor Steve.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: On doctor Steve call in. This is extremely rare though,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: this is the third one in the whole world. But
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I like your point. If there's a lot of trainees
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: and stuff, they want to get rid of a piece,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: it should be a backload, don't they have to. Don't
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: they have to cut it and put it.
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: You know, there's a surgery. Don't take it off.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: All right, they do use like what parts of it
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: right under the head is your new colotor?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: I believe. Yeah, I don't know why. I know that.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: That's just not the air out of me.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Got a mighty d If you do radio long enough,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: you learned about a lot of weird ship.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that little that little uh sens of area
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: right under the they make that you clip right under
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: the mushroom head.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, wow, that that's a new clip. I believe. Horrible.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're calling doctor Steve.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Let's see if you get it picks up.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: But as a doctor to it might be great to
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: build a vagina from scratch. If you've got like a
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: god complex. It's like, I'll show God how to do
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: that cl.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Around sound.
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: Look like predators mountain?
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: My god, what is that? What is this animation? Oh?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: My god? No? What is this? Transplant? Surgery?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: The first piece transplant in the US could help wounded soldiers. Well,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: that's that's good that it's for the troops for it
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: of course.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I forget about that. All those fucking uh what
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: is that ball though? What was that the ball back
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: of nipple? You didn't see that?
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: Look at that Yeah.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's true.
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: That's not good.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Get that checked out. You should have that looked at.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Let's see, we're waiting for doctor Steve.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: I got a run, guys, that's it. Yeah, sorry, I
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: wanna come. I want to come back for show. This
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: was a lot of fun.
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: Awesome to have.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Knock him down tonight. Brother, we'll all be We'll have
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: you for real.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Make sure you kept check out on Mike Becky on
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: tonight on a Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon right up
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: the street.
• 27:35
  Speaker 12: Yes, wow, yea, he passed the audition, Mike, he's really no.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Who was telling me to get him on the show
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: for the longest time was my wife? Yeah, she said
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: he was funny, had to sushi is something. Yeah, you
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: should off with Bonnie. Yeah. Yeah, man, he's fucking funny.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: It'll be great tonight. I'm proud of him. We'll definitely
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: get him back. God, doctor Steve. Hello, here we go, Harry.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Have you been listening to the Penis Talk?
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: No, I'm I'm actually at work, but.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why listen to the show? Like work for a living?
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: Actually working for a living. But are you calling me
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: about the black dude that got the white penis?
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I think you should keep the penis white so he's
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: not accused of rape anymore.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, he get one fourth birthday, he gets
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: two four's birthday and that's it.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have tried that joke yesterday. I needed trot
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: and studio to try that one. Yeah, I think it
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: felt flat.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie to you. We don't want to
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: do a Muhammad back. No, No, I'd rather do it
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: right in front of you.
• 28:51
  Speaker 8: That's the only way.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: That's the other way is the pussy way.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: All. I apologize for that.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Line, and now I apologize because it wasn't funny, it
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: was stupid.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Guy is on the don't say it out loud. What
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: swear to God?
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: That definite. Yet I'm trying. I'm working over here.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Thank you, well, doctor C. Will his kids come out
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: white now because you've got a white penis?
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: No, Actually, his seamen will still have all of his
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: regular DNA, just have a different a different conduit.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: A different route to work, if you will.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Hey, Shrod, do you have kids?
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Okay, So when she was born, did you notice that
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: her skin was quite a bit lighter than it was
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: than it probably is now?
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Yes, I thought I was off the hook, by the way.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't be mine. That's a white baby. And
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: then I walked out the room.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: Dude, I can't tell you how many taunt lights happened.
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: I've been in labor and delivery.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Oh baby's light and uh white lights. Okay, God, Steve. Sorry.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: The wife and the husband are both of African descent,
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: and the baby comes out and it's his wife as
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: a white baby could be. And the husband starts yelling
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: at the wife, you know, god, damn bitch and all
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: this stuff, and we have to tell him, no, this
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: is just the melanin hasn't kicked in yet, right. And
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: African American babies or you know, anybody of African descent,
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: they're born more white than they are, I mean their
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: lighter skin than yeah, later.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: On, Yeah, that's all babies. Yeah, yep, absolutely, I never
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: do this. See, you've got to be in a laborer
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: he's got to be a bird room. And black people
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: give embarrassed and you.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: Are told this stuff that causes all kinds of problems
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: in the in the delivery.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Wow, I had no idea.
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Wait, so did you read about this penis transplant thing? Yeah?
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I know a little bit about it.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: But you know he has his old his old seamen
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: and all that, right, sure, yeah, yeah, it's he didn't
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: have all the plumbing uh replaced.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: And I don't even think that's possible.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: If I just if I cut off your dick and
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: put a rubber hose on it somehow you could ejaculate
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: through it, it would still be your seaman.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: To make your weekend brothers.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: Wow. But so it's it's just a different condu it.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: So the penis itself doesn't contribute anything toward seminal fluid,
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: and the sperm all comes from the testicle, sure, right
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: up through the vaz deference, you.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Know, that's as.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: Ectomy, right, and then up into the mechanics where things
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: get mixed together. You get prostatic fluid and seminal fluid
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: mixing together to make semen, and then you inject some
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: sperm into that mix and then you have a healthy ejaculate.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: So you know, if you have a vaz Yeah, just
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: a fun fact, if you have a vaz ectomy, you
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: still ejaculate the same amount because sperm only contributes to
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: less than two percent of the total volume of an ejaculation.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: So what was going on? Like you lost his penis
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: seventeen years ago when he was twenty three.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he had a circumcision and it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Was botched, you know, And why didn't nobody go to
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: jail for that?
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Doctor c exactly. No, I'm with you on that. I'm
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: you know, he's in South Africa, so I don't know
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: what the what the laws are as far as suing people,
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: but surely the goodness I suit somebody for penile laws.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you. But did he lose the penis because
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: there was an infection?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, how how bost was it that they have
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: to take the whole penis?
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, somebody's circumcision and you know, if you remember your
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: old buddy Sam Sam Roberts had a circumcision as an adult, right,
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: and it wasn't as I always joked that he had
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: such a monstrously huge glands, you know, the more Roman
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: worm helmet. But is what really happened was the the
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: foreskin itself started to narrow and scar down, so every
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: time he piss it looked like a water.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Blown my nephew actually when he he got a circumcision
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: as a baby, but they did it wrong, right, so
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: they had to like make more room, but it was
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: too tight. They made the skin too tight, so they
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: have to go back in and loosen it up, so
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: it's they could get hard, got hard, it would hurt.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he had a band of scar tissue around right
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: under the Roman war helmet, so when he would get
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: an erection, it wouldn't expand. Right, I have to go
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: in there and break that scar up. But anyway, people
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: will get that, and people that don't have the circumcision
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: as an adult, that have that narrowing like like Sam did,
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: if they retrack, if they're able to retract their foreskin,
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: sometimes they can't get it to go back again, and
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: it'll actually cut off the circulation to the head of
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: the cock and it will sluff off. So that's that's
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: also a medical emergency. All kinds of way you can
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: lose your penis.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Right, Oh my god, doctor, why would you laugh at
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: the thing.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Fluff off? It's one of those birds that just sounds
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: exactly like what's happening?
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's brutal.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: You think Sam's gonna get more surgeries so he could
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: get some integrity.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Or what's what?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: What kind of surgery is that where you give someone integrity?
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. A little uncomfortable
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: in here.
• 34:08
  Speaker 8: Boys, I'm a lot straight in the south. Let's do
• 34:14
  Speaker 8: the show.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: God damn it. Yeah, what's going on with you on
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: the paper?
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Maybe transplant some integrity, integrity into that boy.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Let me I just step I have.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: About a CIRCUMSI anyway, So.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Why aren't they doing more of these penis transplants? This
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: is only the third one.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Well, well, the third one in that location, I think, uh,
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: if I remember correctly, there had been three at that
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: particular hospital. Let's do it. They're doing it more and more.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Of the problem originally was you've got three two little
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: sponges that are surrounded with uh uh somewhat elastic tissue,
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: and you've got to get those things so that will
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: flow all the way through from one sponge to the other,
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: you know, the cut off sponge on the patient and
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: then the cutoff sponge on the patient's transplanted penis. Then
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: you have to make the nerves work, which means you've
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: got to sew them together properly, right, so the made
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: us that's a lot of work, right, and they don't
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: reject each other. And then the vessels are really the
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: easy part. You know, you go in. Uh, they've been
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: able to, you know, sew together small vessels for a
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: long time. There's two arteries and a big vein in
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: your penis, right, that have to you know, the the
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: arteries shunt blood into the penis and the veins bring
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: it back out again, and you got it, and all
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: of that's got to work or this thing doesn't work.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: So in other words, if you've got arterial supply but
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: no venus supply, the penis just gets bigger and bigger
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: and bigger, and then it can't get the blood out
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: of it, so it dies and then it sluffs off. Jeez,
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: you know, if you can't get arterial work and then
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: the penis sluffed off, fluff off. Only a few ways
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: that you can keep the damn thing, and particularly one
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: that will actually work and become a reptile. And my
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: understanding is this guy can get a rod.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: So yeah, he already is getting rods, but he's not
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: gonna have sex for a little longer.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, penis inside somebody. Yeah, gotta let that thing
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: heal a little more.
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: What Carl, doctor Steve, what's up?
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: It's Carl?
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, Hey man, I.
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: Do a quick question. It is just for a friend.
• 36:37
  Speaker 8: Can I get a penis pump?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: You know you could get a penis pump? And you're
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: not old enough, but why not if you were a
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: Medicare patient, it'll pay for it. I can.
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: I can get that paperwork in an hour.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Why do you want a penis pump? Penis? Yeah, what's
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: what's wrong with your pens?
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: Here's the question. It's truly truly for a friend, So
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: my buddy, No, seriously, my buddy, it's not for you. No,
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: you the story?
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, you've met him. His name is Gnarl,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: his name is Karl with the G I met him.
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: No, you know what I'm talking about.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you after the break, I'll tell everybody else.
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: He's got it.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: He married.
• 37:18
  Speaker 8: Listen, crazy story. He married for the money, right, he
• 37:22
  Speaker 8: takes my aggress and ship and he gets his.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Wife is a sea troll.
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: I mean you came to look at her, okay, but
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: she is fucking monopoly man loaded and he's a super
• 37:35
  Speaker 8: good looking dude.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: They're not going to figure this out. You told him
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: about on the radio. Yeah, I'm can I tell everyone
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: who it is? No, no, hope, he stops playing.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Today his birthday one of the already we're still.
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: Weld explain to this.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: He brought up an hour ago, so making everyone else
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: do the work.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: He remembering about a thing I don't know. You guys
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: text youre go, go go guy.
• 38:14
  Speaker 8: Fuck this guy with.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: A wooden deck good good times. I'm not because I'm
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: upset in him.
• 38:22
  Speaker 8: Oh me, Yeah, we'll talk about it in a second.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: You fucked up, bro, He fucked up big time with
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: what uh you know?
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: Put the penis pump store on hold?
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Anyway? Wait right when I funked up?
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: Yes, it was your birthday?
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Right? Yeah?
• 38:36
  Speaker 8: Who got your present?
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Who got you a present?
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: Who came here?
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: You didn't know a present?
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: Don't don't know?
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: You know it was your birthday? To Twitter told me
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: that's how light and secretive you are. Twitter had to say,
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, Oby's birthday.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: I said, thanks Twitter, I usually don't work on my birthday.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: I sent your birthday up last week with Stacy.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: So that was very nice.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Doctor Steve found out it was Opie's tell us, but
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: through Twitter hate, not even someone congratulated him.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it was m J or one
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: of these guys on Twitter. He's like Opie should die
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: today his birthday. Let me text his birthday. That's just wonderful.
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: So anyway, I got him a present. I got him
• 39:23
  Speaker 8: a present right right? Ask him where the presidents today?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Oh? Ship? Wait? What where's the president? What did you
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: get him? First of all?
• 39:32
  Speaker 8: Two yetti coolers?
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Oh you got YEI yead he ran for beers and coffee.
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: I got him a one for coffee and one for beer,
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: different colors, different sizes.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Where are they right now? Did he give you know that?
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: That would smile number one because a hispanic would have it.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Look what's going on the desk there? You didn't even
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: take them home.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: I'm disturbing using them here. I can't coffee, and he's
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: not right here right next to you by a styrophoam.
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: By next year Duncan donuts group on coffee.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: They've been here the whole time, right, Yeah, you love them?
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I love them? Where were they?
• 40:15
  Speaker 8: Just?
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Man? Just gave it to him.
• 40:17
  Speaker 8: I'm disgusted.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Have those You're gonna You're gonna make me tweet text messages.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: You shun him a bit. I was very distraught yesterday
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: that I forgot him. Those are dope.
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: This is the dopestly left him here, left him here.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: I gave Anthony a gift one year that I came
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: up there. I came back a year later, and I
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: found it on top of e rock death.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, don't get them nothing. They don't appreciate ship.
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: They don't appreciate that.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Why he didn't bring anyone. I didn't break it through, I.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Said on the Roland's desk, Carl's making up fake ship.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: I texted you yesterday. I don't like this. I don't
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: like this.
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: What'd you text me?
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Huh did you?
• 41:06
  Speaker 8: What did you text me?
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Let's see, I'm not buying it, he told me.
• 41:11
  Speaker 8: I wrote, like it's gonna make it better?
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: I wrote, fuck forgot my yeties? No joke, it's a
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: great gift. What time at six fifty three?
• 41:19
  Speaker 8: What time's showing six x?
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Okay? I didn't even think about them ships. His wife
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: was like this, where's the yeties? A car? And it
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: wasn't like it was like he forgot my present.
• 41:28
  Speaker 8: Nobody brought him nothing.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: So that was the only gift that he got yesterday.
• 41:31
  Speaker 8: Yes and I even mark more Norman because I got
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: a call.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: The gifts from people that actually loved me. Don't hang
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: around me because I have a radio show? Are you
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: kidding me? Fucking Ryan seacrestman like this? So the car
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: wrote lo o l and then I wrote really made
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: me happy? You did that? Did I not text that
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: to you? It doesn't matter because I'm changing my image.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: And then if I read the next text, you'd be
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: in a lot of trouble, my friend.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: I'll do a little passer rule.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: And then and then I wrote, okay, that was answering
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: your your text. That problems Okay, Paul, Okay, Paul, secure them.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: We'll have them tomorrow to bring home. Thanks again, buddy, Okay,
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: uh huh. And then see and then he's setting up
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: for the bit. At least you know what. The first
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: thing we're going to talk to you.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Is your gifts here, anybody could take a Steele.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: And then I wrote, no ship hot. And then I
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: gave you a little compliment. I said, I forgot to
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: tell you that Eric Stangle loves you on the show,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: calls you an all star.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: About that, So why don't you give me some love Sangles?
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: No, yes, thank you very much.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Show. Did they have the show? Yeah, they got a
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: second season. Yeah, what's the show, Harry connac J. I
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: watched it. It was a good show.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: It was up for some awards. I'm not sure if
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: the boys won anything in the end.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: It's a big watch.
• 43:05
  Speaker 10: They won five Emmys or the show I were up
• 43:07
  Speaker 10: for Daytime Emmy. Okay, did not win anything. But it's
• 43:10
  Speaker 10: their first year. They didn't expect to win a.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Right, so that's cool. They were up five Emmys.
• 43:15
  Speaker 10: And they got you know, picked up for season two,
• 43:17
  Speaker 10: which starts soon, right, so I think they start in August, right, So.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: That's good money right there, The boys making good money.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: They're doing all right, making that good money over there.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: God damn it, Uh, doctor Steve anything else?
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: Hey, Well, my resident's calling me. I've got to go,
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: But let me tell you about penis pumps real quick.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dying all right.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: So it's a long cylinder, well longer for some people.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: But you a cylinder that you put over your penis
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: and then evacuate the air from it. But that wouldn't
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: do anything because as soon as you take it off,
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: you know, the negative pressure would go away and the
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: penis would deflate because when you have that negative pressure
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: on the outside, it's actually increasing flow to the penis.
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: So what what this thing has on the on the
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: base of your penis end of the cylinder is a
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: cock ring.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, so it holds it in there the whole thing.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: You get this giant curporal erection, and then you and
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: then you release the cock ring to keep that blood
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: in there, and then you can use this purple erection
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: for whatever you want to use it for.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Well, first of all, can't do any of that, Yeah,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: you're your cylinder would have to be a pringles can.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: First of all.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Second all, his blood pressure would drop to a dangerous level.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Complimenting my friends shot on a big piece. I appreciate it,
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: right birthday right.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: Anyway, you can get those if nothing else works. If
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: you can't take biagra, you don't want to do the
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: alprostidyl injections and all that stuff. You don't want. I
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: get a penile implant. That's a pretty full proof way
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: to get a middlingly functional erection.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: And would you feel anything when your dick.
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: Is all yeah, yeah, they say you do. You get
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: used to. It's just like wearing you know, you get
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: used to wearing a condom. You get used to having
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: a big blood in cord.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: I never got used to wearing a condom. Yeah, I
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: still put the dude a fake put it on. Wow,
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: I'm just holding a fucking Snickers wrapper.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Where we come from, condoms just don't work.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: And does crumble up a Snickers wrapper? Any like this
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: that sounds like a condom.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: It's dark, don't.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: All right, doctor Steve, We learned a lot here today
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: my boys, Weird Medicine.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: Great Day, Weird Medicine eight pm Saturday, and other times
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: in e Rock's Pleasure.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: By the way, when I tuned in when you were
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: on live stream, was that your What was that?
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Was that part of your kitchen you broadcast in?
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: No, No, it's a it's an actual studio. What are
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: you talking about?
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Did you say a thing because I don't know, I
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: look like a dining room or I'm saying okay, just
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: ask him.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: Got acoustic panel on the walls and uh, hell, pictures
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: of all?
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: I thought that was artwork, brow it was dog's playing poker.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: It was very entertaining though. I like doctor Steve Madison chef.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: So yeah, that's the podcast, and actually it's separate from
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: the serious.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: It's his birthday. You get one one of those.
• 46:24
  Speaker 8: It's not his birthday.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Get those and then we could. He just hung up,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: banged it on him the compliment.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: That's good enough, right, He severed his penisl nkel. The
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: phones are lit up.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Look at the.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Phone lit But we got to take a break. I
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: have a pump recommendation. Do you want that o.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Your boy, for your for your boy, for your friend. No.
• 46:45
  Speaker 8: I just wanted to know how old you had to
• 46:47
  Speaker 8: do to get it.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: You don't have the hardage young, oh, to get it
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: paid for it, But you can still buy it younger
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: than me.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: You still buy it, but you have to get it
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: paid for your show.
• 46:55
  Speaker 8: My brother text me just they'll do damage.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Do damage if you're too young, if you're working.
• 47:00
  Speaker 8: I believe that some pater has a psychological problem. He
• 47:03
  Speaker 8: can't get hard with his old lady because she's gross.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Well, that's psychological problem. That's the key, right. So he
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: asked me about y'all should get the pump.
• 47:11
  Speaker 8: That way I could bang her. She's getting weird.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Just get Alice.
• 47:15
  Speaker 8: Oh, he doesn't want to do it.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: You don't want to.
• 47:16
  Speaker 8: Get see Alice because he blew out his stomach with viagras.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, goddamn stomach with viagra. Should put up numbers. But
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: how many viagras is he take it?
• 47:27
  Speaker 8: I don't know, bro, I don't I don't ask that much.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Was getting weird. These are the questions for doctor Steve.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: I want to know if you could blow out your
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: stomach with viagraans blew his fucking stomach out for real,
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: with the stomach lining. I don't know.
• 47:38
  Speaker 8: Maybe everywhere, that's what it is.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Maybe the blood.
• 47:41
  Speaker 8: Ulcers everywhere, bro ulcers everywhere. The guy's like, probably can't.
• 47:45
  Speaker 8: It's gonna kill me.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's the question for doctor Steve. Yeah, how
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: many ulcas does for the viagra? Right?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Because it's throwing throwing blood all around your body, so
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I would imagine it could easily cause other issue.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Juice, damn if you're not careful. A dick is so
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: much responsibility. Are you sure you want one? You gotta
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: walk it, You gotta water the motherfucker. But I mean,
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: you wash it real quick and you leave the house.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: We're good. I don't think so we're good.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Somebody hit you in its tubing.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Women got to take care of their vaginas like it's
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: a fish tank.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a fucking got to clean out those rocks
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: in the bottom wipe the glass off on it, inside
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: and outside the catfish.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: To take care of the oligy.
• 48:38
  Speaker 8: You need a sucker fish the glass.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Get a sale on that glass.
• 48:44
  Speaker 8: Get you see the fish no more.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: The classic submarine guys, just Browning's.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Forty periwinkles in there and they'll clean it up.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: You ever roath Do you ever go down the female
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: aisle in a CBS?
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Oh my lord, they trying to keep an engine running.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: How much STP do you need for your Oh? Can
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: man got a mighty?
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: That is crazy, trying to build a volcano in junior
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: high school?
• 49:12
  Speaker 8: Walking around for thirty years in an open wounds you
• 49:14
  Speaker 8: know it's it's like an injured Civil War soldier.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you need a breast for that.
• 49:19
  Speaker 8: You guys got a nice musketball to a plus, he's
• 49:22
  Speaker 8: not even bleeding for twenty years.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: You need to put a slug on it, like this bullet.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: I'm going to put a slug on it. I can't
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: fer Civil War. I love the improving. Let's do this good.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: You get one birthday, get one snap for birthday. I
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: think the college shirt turn I hate it. I hate
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: this shirt. It's like Zach like this senior high school picture.
• 49:53
  Speaker 8: Day a little smart ass Zach from Saved by the Bell.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, talking straight the camera. You haven't earned.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: That fucking nothing.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: You ain't any perfumeable. All right, listen, we do have
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: to take a break.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: The phones are great, but we do have to if
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: you want to stick through the commercials, we'll go.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: To the phones next. Yeah, keep on.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I love taking phone calls on this new show, and
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: so do these guys.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Uh. Sure, we got you an eleventh Helium comedy club
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: down there.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: In Philly, Yes, sir, plus the food tour that'll be knowing.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna stop a couple places, including Ralph.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: You gotta save a few ticks for the Philly people.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: What I got? I got people? How many ticks you need?
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: You now? I need at least twelve? Oh my god, I.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: Don't even know if it's somebody people can stand up
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: in the batle, I asked earlier.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, actually, do you want to stay something? Probably on
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Instagram live, probably close to my family.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: You fuck, I don't care about twelve so angry today
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: you watch it Instagram one, I.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Am aw okay, yeah, but yeah we got that June
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: to all of them, and what else you got? And
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: then go to the Patreon dot com slash race Walls.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: We got that race wors Baby, you got the Rainforts episodes.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: That's hot.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Ship got people coming on this week and it's Kurt's
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: birthday so we'll be celebrated.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: And I got terrible news right before the show for real.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Jim Brewer's mom. Oh oh, she was a great lady, man,
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: great lady. She was a lot of fun. She called
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: into the show right she she did a lot back
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: in the day. Brewer would bring her into W n
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: W and she was hilarious.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Well, I would go over to Brewers every once a while,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: or his parents' house at the time, and he's doing
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: like his serious show down the basement in Jersey, and
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: she'd be upstairs, like just hollering fun stuff and asking
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: if we wanted cookies.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: And it was great. She was a great lady for real. So, uh,
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: condolencence goes out. That's just that's just uh yeah, that's awful.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Lose your mother's not easy, No, not easy. Some people
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: don't even want to talk to any mother on Mother's Day.
• 52:06
  Speaker 8: If it happens, y'all, both of you too, listen to me.
• 52:09
  Speaker 8: If it happens, it happens.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: People lose that a mother yellow and call your mama,
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Call your mama.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: If my mom would have cut the crust off my
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: fucking sandwiches, I would have called it from mother's You
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: gotta let.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: It go, brother, you gotta let it go. That's weird,
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: how much damage you did coming on vagina grabbing O.
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: Why isn't pother was the second one?
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: I was good.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: I was the first one out. Yeah, I I kept
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: it nice on the way out. I kept the nice.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Put everything back when you found them. I closed the
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: curtains on my way out for you.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: My twin brothers on the other hand, oh boy, British
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: bulldogs two and that ones, Oh boy. As her as
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: her last pregnancy, I'm sure it was the last one.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: They ripped out all the circuit boards. She had five
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: five pregnancy, six kids. Damn some Irish ship, ain't it.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: She got flowers for Mother's Day, not from you though,
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: sort of. My name's on the card by proxy. Roxy.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: It was three days late, but we got there after.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: I guilted you that show. I read home, let's get
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: on pro flowers. That's great. Guilted them, Ah, Carl, what
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: do you got? Yeah?
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: What happened.
• 53:29
  Speaker 8: I just got a lot on my mind today.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: The why, what happened? Nothing? Do you want to get
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: into it after the break? No, I don't sure. I'll
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: talk shit. If you want to talk ship, we might
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: have you got to start you talk ship. I'll talk shit.
• 53:39
  Speaker 8: Oh, just running out of work ship just where she
• 53:43
  Speaker 8: had to fire some then let's go.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Somebody fucking somebody catfished me. You got cat fish? I'm like, Wow,
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: we'll talk about after the break. It's crazy, We'll talk
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: about I'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. Fucking weird,
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: bro fucking weird and scary. Oh really like restaurant.
• 54:00
  Speaker 8: Ship, restaurant ship?
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: And is the thing happening? What thing? You know?
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: The thing?
• 54:08
  Speaker 8: That thing's happening.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: It's happening.
• 54:10
  Speaker 8: It's already happened, and it's already I think it already happened.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Wait, what is he talking about? I try my back,
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: I work hard for this show, so it's gonna happen.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: That'll be nice.
• 54:21
  Speaker 8: Let me tell you something. Be nice because you're a
• 54:23
  Speaker 8: little fucking edgy today.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: He's right.
• 54:26
  Speaker 8: Now, I'm gonna talk to you. Now, I'm gonna talk
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna talk to you like two snipers meaning.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: On a hill.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: He knows I'm coming for you. He knows I'm coming
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: for you. If it wasn't for him, you want to
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: be here and someone else, and.
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: Someone else is coming. An iron chef is coming in here.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's boring.
• 54:46
  Speaker 8: Get out of your system right now. Get it out
• 54:50
  Speaker 8: of your fucking system, because it's a she he called.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Her a copper chef.
• 54:55
  Speaker 8: Don't do that?
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: So what nice do you use? Wrong? He goes wrong
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: to do it. I'm gonna be on her show this year.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: I swear to god. If you make it hard for me,
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: will your face like I'm on bat salts, I'm not.
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: A radio guy.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: What kind of show? What kind of show does she do?
• 55:12
  Speaker 8: She's an iron shift, she's un chopped and everything.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, would's great, but they'll say it out loud like
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: you do, like I don't know who you are? What
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: do you? How many calories are? Can you make me
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: a real cheese? But I know where you're going. I
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: can feel. I'm just gonna ask her about fondue. She's
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: gotta like fun. Do I need you?
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: I need you to ride?
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: Gotcha all right? I got you? You rock? We got
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: anything before break, no good, all right, we'll get back.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's a boor chef, yes, god damn. Or you're
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: getting the followers. Yeah, man, what's that about.
• 55:44
  Speaker 8: We do fun ship, you know what I mean?
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, and really fast.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Mike Vecchio and just did the show for the first time,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I believe, And he was great for about a half
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: hour forty minutes and he ran over to get ready
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: for Jimmy Fallonce. Yeah, make sure you check out Mike
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Vecchio and on Jimmy Fallonce, really funny comics.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: We'll be back.