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Has Neymar Lost It? Celtic & Rangers Collapse & Gordon Shines in Barcelona · 3 In The Middle Podcast

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Good evening, lads.
• 0:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, my hair there, what?
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_01: Back to the skin feeding.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_01: Right, Skip has got a confession to make off his turkey.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_01: The hair has been done.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_01: No, it hasn't.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_01: Because it's look.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_04: Lego wet.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not there yet.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_03: That's one thing I've still got going for a decent head of hair, I think.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: Do you want to tell the viewers where we uh well you didn't come, where we got I got Dylan into at the weekend?
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_01: Uh he's slipped looser up, I think, uh hanging about with you.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: Sunders on the other.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: He enjoyed the Apple Tree.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: I loved the Cali.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_01: I was quite shocked.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_01: How did you find it?
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: It was inexperienced, was it?
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_01: Aye, what does that mean?
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_01: That was good to be fair.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: Um Apple Tree, yeah, two coffee bags for six squid.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: Apple Tree, yeah.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: Tremendous.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: A lot of Rangers fans in there.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: There was a few.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: They were quite quiet, weren't they?
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: I thought it'd be louder than that.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: No wonder watching that again.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: I don't mind it in there.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's alright.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: And then Cali mini in there.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: Got busy, didn't it?
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I didn't stay for long.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_02: I had the missus organised a Sunday roast with friends.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_02: So how well known is he?
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, if he loves it then.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_02: It's his local, isn't it?
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_02: It's the local.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, not off not off Carl supporters, just the blog.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_02: Just the blogs are going.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, sit sitting with my drink, and then two dogs come in off the lead, just roaming around.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_02: You could just see random people like just clapping them, then they're gonna go and sit with other people, and he's like on my knee.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, Yeah, they just roam about, they come in and just sit about.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_02: Jukebox or not?
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_02: No, there's no jukebox.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_02: There used to be years ago.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: That was good, good footballing as well.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_01: So speaking of um the Cali Scottish Rangers fans, talk to me about your Scottish teams in Europe.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_02: Honkin.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_01: That's a good result.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: Everyone's out apart from Hearts.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: Hearts get through to be fair, Hearts got a great result, didn't they?
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: Well, they're well on beating Freiburg, are they?
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, but they've done well the first game.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_01: And then they get uh 10 men, and then they get like a few put past them, but Rangers really, really poor.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh come on, we'll we're bypassing someone.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_01: I know, I know.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: What happened there?
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_01: How can you go 1-0 up as a player and still get tonked?
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_01: 4-0 on the game.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: What did I say about when Barnsley played in the playoffs against Birmingham?
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_01: They were 4-0 up, and they just took a step back on kickoff and went, you're going the all way.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_02: The Celtic, they don't know how to do that though, they just keep playing.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_02: Is that modern football?
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_02: No, to be fair, like I think people on the pitch should be able to acknowledge it.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_02: The goals just came quite quick after each other.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_02: Do you mean see if they had a time to get a bit of structure and get behind the ball and stuff?
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_02: I think they've lost a few goals, and it was just like this is the the it's just snowballing all.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know standard wise though his ranges of defeat are a lot worse?
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, a million percent.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_01: Because I've never heard of them.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_02: Both of them, though, even so they were in the Europa League qualifiers two weeks ago, get put off a team I'd never heard of, and then going into the conference league club qualifiers.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_02: Never heard of them either.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_01: I've heard of them because they're the one and only leagues going in Covid, so you could put a bet on.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: Try for the first weekend of Covid.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: Someone put them meme up, whatever you call them.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_01: This is everyone researching the Bosnian League or summit tonight because it was the only one going on, wasn't it?
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know what mean who do every Christmas Day?
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_00: What about in the Turkish League?
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_00: Turkish got a full fixture on Twitch.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_00: I'd have goals go on Christmas Day, goals go on Christmas Day.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: So Martin and I've not really heard much from them from after that game.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't see much.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_01: The fans are just but they're still in Europa, aren't they?
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_01: But you're not going to be able to do that cost them, 25 million.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_01: You're your phone up.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, I think it was about seven minutes to go in the tie and get beat.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_02: And it but again, it was probably everything was too rosy.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_02: They signed a few good players at the start of the transfer window and everybody was buzzing again and trying to get really well, weren't they?
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_02: And I think now exposed the kind of depth of the league, uh the squad, sorry.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_02: Um because the the team that ended the game, when you look at it, it's miles off where it should be for Celtic competing at that level.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_01: So they got like remember back in the day with like the Hartzans and all that, they were competing with like not say the Man United, but they were competing with like say Leeds and Europe was the the one they went 2023 uh 2003, sorry, the UEFA Cup final they got to they beat I think Liverpool.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah is it the final Man City against Port or something?
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, that was abroad, it was in Spain, Severe.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_02: Um but aye, they they beat Blackburn who were very strong at the time, Liverpool, a few other decent teams as well.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_02: But it wasn't a B.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: It certainly wasn't.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_01: What's happening that Rangers had a good one nil he needed that Derek McKinnist didn't he?
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the penny.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_02: Even then the performance he needed the result, that was it, he needed three points.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_02: But you're looking at it thinking that like I don't think they get a lot of points playing like that.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I mean?
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_01: Like we need to do a watch along for a few games because I was shouting.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_01: What is that?
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_01: The Rangers centre half.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: Two of them, and then the Carrell game, some of the scuntal stuff.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_00: You're very animated at a game, eh?
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_01: I think we need to play Camham in the start.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_00: I sat next to him yesterday at the Carl game, mate.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_00: Honestly, God, he's I think he forgets his commentating.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_00: But he's a bit more brutal show, though.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_00: Is that one of the ones?
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_01: He's a bit following his arms up, like he's a bit more brutal because he doesn't got a microphone in front of him.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_02: A few competition winners and that yeah, there's a few forum games coming up if you want to do a watch all forum games.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_01: Old firm, should we have to do it?
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_01: We have to do it.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_01: Right, episode 31.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_01: Am I right, Adam?
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_01: Episode 31, off we go.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_01: Right, Skip.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_01: Lovely video of Charlie, you posted your dad, cancer all clear.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_00: Ringing the bell, ringing the bell, yeah.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_00: Bit of good news for him.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_00: Um, ringing the bell, cancer free, cancer treatment over.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_00: Um obviously he got the news about two years ago, you know.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_00: Had 18 months left, so to get a shot of that is amazing for him.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_00: But listen, he deserves it.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_00: He's gone through he's been through a lot lately, as we as we all know.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_00: So little wins like that give him a big boost.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_03: Um and the reaction of people just saying how chuff they are for him is has been through the roof, as it has with with all the support.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_03: So, yeah, he's uh but listen, that's that's just what he is.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_03: He's been knocked down plenty of times in his life, and he gets back up and and fights back, and he's done it again.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_00: So good on him, proud of him.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_00: Man about town.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, is he?
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_00: Uh he's like him post on Instagram, he's he's getting with the kids and he's down with the kids now.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: Like new gear on some.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_00: Aye, so aye, no, chuffed a bits for him, so yeah.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_01: And a big shout out to the Carlisle City lads, headed up by the captain Josh Simpson.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_01: £150 they put in the pot.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_00: Bro, yeah, they had a whip round, and so obviously I got on to Josh to make sure he did.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_03: He thanks the lads, and as I've said before, they're just such a good bunch of lads and very grateful.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, um, we've had a bit of um comeback off a lot of stuff off last week.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think it's about footy today.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so my Ramos.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_01: You remember a post you talked about last week?
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_01: You can pretend you don't see me in the grocery store.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_01: We don't need to do this.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_01: Um, just basically don't feel the need to talk.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_01: We can say ah read hello, and then you're out with that.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_01: That goes for anywhere though.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, so Kaylee Ann Marie's came in with this.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_01: I love this, and she's so right.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_01: Shopping etiquette, say a quick hello when you first pass each other, then spend the rest of the time purposely avoiding being on the same aisle.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_01: What just keep walking, keep walking.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_01: You've done a few moon walks around in Tesco.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_01: You ever have a little glance though?
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, they're not there, and you go down the buying around the corner and get yourself down and get what you need.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_02: Does the missus like give you like a wee like keep walking, keep walking?
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_02: Like, see something we're going a direction and we see something, but like, should I don't need to be like, oh, why or what?
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, now we'd make it obvious.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_02: She'd be like, keep walking, you're like, you know, you're you're not the crack.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_02: And then two minutes later, you're like, who's that?
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_01: And she's like, Oh, so and so, and like, all right, good one.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_01: Like, have you ever been um this is kind of the same, you know?
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_01: Alton Tower is a fun park or the airport when you're doing your passports.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_01: So the gate keeps coming round like that, don't you?
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_01: You see, you see them like first time, hi, how are you doing?
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_01: Second one, fancy seeing you here, third one.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_01: One more one line, and then you're like, Fucking hell, just get through this and I just get on it.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_02: I just pull my phone out and just like start scrolling.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_02: That's how the airpods like see when I was travelling a lot.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_02: See the airpods, just put something haven't even getting on.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_02: But you know, it's like you meet like some fans or whatever, like after games in the airport, and you've got them in, and you just get the head down and go.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_01: What about uh when you get on the plane and you're going and then just through the aisle, there's a baby in front of you because you're going on holding, you've had a couple of your buzzing, aren't you?
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_01: Hello, or ten minutes in you're like same seats on the way back, fuck off.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_01: Don't even turn around.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: Me either, mate.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_01: I've got a two-year-old.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_03: People are just thinking, hopefully they're not in front of us, hope they're nobody sitting behind us or whatever.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_03: We actually had one of them behind us on the way back, a crier.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_03: It's painful.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_01: It's when you've had kids, you've got to be a little bit more than a spot.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_01: But you get stressed out, don't you?
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_02: The tell you is I was arguing with this the the woman that works in the flight.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_02: Aye, on the way back, because it was uh it was a night flight, so it was like dark as we were taking off, and my wee and was restless, struggling to sleep.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_02: So eventually got her to sleep.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_02: They've served her drinks, and then about ten minutes later I said to the woman, I was like, Oh, you gonna turn the lights down?
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, we'll do it.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_02: 45 minutes goes, still so bright.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_02: So I pulled her again and I was like, Are you gonna?
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, We're just gonna serve one more drink.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, You've already served a drink, and she's like, I'm a little bit we need a day to all this because I flight to Newcastle, though you can imagine.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_02: And you think a night flight was gonna be quite chill.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_02: Aye, nah, no, every every time, every time the trolley went by, beers like honestly, like constant send my blood, son.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_02: Then what happens is my you my union bro wakes up, obviously can't sleep properly, wakes up and starts going off, and I'm stressing out, sweating.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_01: So the day I'm going, even the day before I'm coming home, I'm I'm checking out.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, yeah, my head's like going home tomorrow.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_01: That day I'm going home, don't even talk to us.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_01: Playing, do you want to drink?
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely not.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_01: No, you don't, dear.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_01: Just want to get home, get me on bed, and realise that it's back to normal, isn't it?
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, horrific.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_01: Aye, so as I was saying, baby, at the start, nitty aye, aye, because on your way, like that yeah, you're coming back.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's a different kettle of fish, isn't it?
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_01: When they're walking down the aisle and that and it hello, uh we might fight the back, isn't it?
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_01: Little yellow cord, a little trip up scandal.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_01: Um Corall United, two games, hospitality.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_01: We were in yesterday, thanks to the gaffer.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, very good.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_01: And Tony Edrington, who chucked some money in for the pot to take us.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and his boy Jaden was a good day, wasn't it?
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_01: Aye, he settled a bill as well at the end.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_01: Wasn't a big one, it was just four balls this time, not 13.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_00: Too busy talking.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_00: You had a good goal, too busy talking, Mr.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_00: Prop Profetor Rolls.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_00: He was raging.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_00: Oh raging.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_00: Well, no, I was listening to Protect.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_00: But then he got one.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_00: Then he got one.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_01: I was listening to Sai Hackney talking, and I turned round and went, When's these profit rolls coming?
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_01: They went, the bean.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_01: There's only one, you only got one.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_01: Do you only got one?
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_01: I got you gonna have to word.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_01: Skip eat yourself.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_01: Did he eat yours?
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_01: To be fair, then remember all the waste last year they rained it in, but still more than enough.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_01: More than enough.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_01: There was too much last year.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, generally like but you just couldn't get through.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you had to go, but you couldn't get through.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_01: What'd you have then?
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_01: Sliders, burger sliders, fish and chips, chili, pork.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_01: No one was having the pork, so I had a few bowls of that.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_01: Profit or all then something else with cream and eating mess, that was quality.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_01: That was a really good eye.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_01: And then and then we went, we'll never have the pie after the game, we'll be full.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_01: Someone had two, just took it up.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_01: Try the mints, try it, good.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_01: But the game, so Friday night, wasn't it?
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_01: Friday.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_03: Friday and Wheel Sun, yeah.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, a bit of a killer blow, but you know what?
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_01: If we hadn't won yesterday, Monday would have been like fuming.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_01: But you can have these games, can't you?
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_01: We could have gone two or three up, but it's not happened.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_01: They've scored a worldly at the end, they deserved a point.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_01: I can understand why people were fuming with the performance because of what's gone on before, and this is the problem now.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_01: Like Color United, the fans have got this trauma of the last three years.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_01: So when something goes wrong, they just took back to that, they just took back to fucking yeah, we go again.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_01: But Monday, bounce back, and to be fair, on Friday, at least they're going for the second and third.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know?
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_00: I think what you've just said there, I think you've hit the nail on the head where you say, Do you know, like, even though it's a worldie on Friday, the goal, because of what's happened previously, it's just such more of a knee-jerk reaction, isn't it?
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_00: Because of previous years.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_00: But yesterday, I think was I mean, apart from they still concede a lot of chances, don't they?
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, going forward.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_00: Did the keeper make a good save at one each couple?
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know what?
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_00: I think the keeper's two inches off being a championship keeper, me.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_00: I do honestly.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_00: He's on form.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_00: But you know what?
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_00: He's not gonna be.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_00: In a good way, like he's it so if the ball's up there, they go over at the bench, he's over to the bench, he's up on the halfway line, he doesn't stand still, he doesn't show up.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_00: I really like him.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_01: I really like him, he's very vocal, he pulls off from great, he's he's so confident in himself.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_01: And when the lads are not even in a bit of trouble, but they're getting pressed, they're go to him, and he and they even the other team go, Oh, we're not gonna press it because he's a decent.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_01: Um he can launch it though, can't he?
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_01: He can launch it, but again, with that, I know what you're saying.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_01: We are a bit open, and then we say better teams might exploit us.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna say it again.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_00: Who, who exactly this year.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_00: If we just keep going, especially at home, we're gonna the Carlisle are gonna absolutely tramp some teams on.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_00: You bring Williams, haven't they?
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_01: You bring DeRue on, or you bring Williams on, or you bring um Luamba on, or if you're rotating, it'll be Azure Boy or Linny, them subs kill everyone because you whoever you're playing went, God, we've had it hard here, but then here's four players who are just coming on.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_01: The two as much as I said the other day, I was going, We've we're bringing a hundred grand worth of players on here, and we're fucking not winning.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, whereas when we are winning, you go, We're bringing a hundred grand worth of players on here, what a what a boost.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_00: Well, yesterday, when they brought Duru and Lou Hamborn, was it the same time?
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, they must have thought, no way, because that that Duru's quality, yeah.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_00: And Williams done well, he took his goal well.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_00: But to have them two options at the same position is good.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_00: I think I'll put Duru back in for for um the game on Saturday.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_00: But you go through yesterday, Nicholson, much improved, really good.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_00: I think he looked confident.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_00: Um, do you know Jack Alice?
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_00: I was thinking about this today.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_00: Do you remember Barry Venison?
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, aye aye.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_01: Right, like right back all his life, and Keegan put him in centre.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_00: He can play anywhere, and like he doesn't nail down a position, he's good, he's good in loads of positions, but it's like he won't nail one down.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_01: People keep going, he's not a centre midfielder.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_01: He played centre mid for six years old till he's 18.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I watched him closely yesterday.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_00: I think he's very comfortable on the ball.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_00: I like him.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_00: Very good on the ball, yeah.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_00: I think he had a like well, he got man of the match, but probably wasn't man of the match for me, but he wasn't far off.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_00: I thought he was really, really you know what'll happen as well.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_01: He'll be the easy one to pick on if someone's got to be like, I think at the minute, it sounds I know Bunker's got them goals, but Bunker the last couple of games, just being a little bit quiet, but that's fine because he goes and arrives in the box.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_01: But Ellis is kind of dictating play a little bit, and as he as you can tell, loves playing with them because with Ellis.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if you ever played with these players.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_01: I love playing with players.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_01: You knew who were just going to give you the ball, win it and give it.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_01: You just you knew when they're looking at you, they're gonna give you, they're not gonna try some of the things and it never overcomplicates anything.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_00: But we were the same yesterday.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_00: There's maybe four or five things as he's done in the game.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_00: We really liked him, like where he's passing class, where he's passing it through the lines, but it's not much gap to get through.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_00: But he's playing it like a real, real happiness.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_01: At 3-1-4-1, and you've got to remember, it takes you like he's still new to the he's still finding his way on that pitch, he's still like new to Carlisle, so he's gonna get better.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_01: But there was a swagger there near the end, like round the corners, and that yeah, right.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_01: Keep doing that.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_00: Confidence, I think his awareness is like extremely good.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I think he knows what's around him at all times.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_00: If you're a young kid, if you're a young kid, you should watch him because sometimes either likes a bunker turn into players.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_00: I don't really see that with him.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_00: I think he always picks the right decision to go either which way the player's coming, and I think that's just brilliant awareness, and some of his passing, and and near the end he was just dictating the money.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_01: And not messing about, Carlisle.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_01: What a time to sign as well when you just won a couple at home 4-1.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_01: Teddy Jenks, yeah, ex-teammates to this.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_02: I had them well, we played together at 40 screen.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_02: Good player, right?
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, good player, can look after the ball.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_02: I can't remember where he came through.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure he came through one of Brighton High.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_02: Um good academy.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_02: Is he foot four?
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_02: Well, Lummy came in and said he's six foot four with high yields on, probably.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, he's he's a kind of slim boy.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_02: He he's not he's just over six foot, I would say.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_01: But false information from a fellow podcaster.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I might be wrong, but uh I do not see him being six four either.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_02: He's good, tidy on the ball.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_02: Um again, Bunker was there as well.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_02: Forest green, you could see that he's got a good profile, but we weren't through that tough spell at Forest Green.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know what I mean?
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_02: You've got to be up.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_02: So six three, we need to get we'll get him in and we'll measure him.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_02: And if he's six three, we'll we'll have a fourth for me.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_01: I commentated on him at Crawley, I think, our Forest Green.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_01: I said I didn't know in the group the other day.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_01: I thought it was Colchester, but aye.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_01: I think I've got to mix up with Teddy Bishop.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_01: He used to play for Ipswich, and that he's a good player.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm a great assigned player.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_01: Like the good thing is I think Worthen knocked us back for the last couple of times because they were in promotion races, and then they've went, right, get us up, then we can go it, we'll go in for him again.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_01: I like us picking people off who are the better ones in the league.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_01: Then like getting someone in on loan from the champ who's like 18 and 20.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's you'd think that's a recipe, though, wouldn't you?
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_02: Like go and cherry pick all the best players and hopefully put them in a team that at once.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_01: So why have Forrest Green not put a corner flag statement up tonight saying parted ways with Robbie Savage?
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_01: Is it three in a row they've lost?
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_01: But he spent loads of wedge as well.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_01: He comes here in a couple of weeks, didn't he?
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_01: Will he?
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_02: Well, he won't I don't know if you want to come there with the results the way they've been recently.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_02: They've struggled, didn't he?
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_01: But aye.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_01: He need to get them up this year.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_02: The turnover of players as well, he's had and I know he said it before.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's why he can't argue.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_01: He took a lot from Macklesfield.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_01: Do you think he was just too loyal?
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe I.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_01: Like saying you run your bollocks off, you're part-time, I'm gonna make you a full-time.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe like ego-wise, I've made you a full-time footballer rather than what's best for the club.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_02: Has there ever been a success story of like a manager going to a club and just bringing all his old players and doing really well?
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_02: Can you think of top of the point?
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I can't think of one that's a lot of people.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_02: Gordon Stracken used it with Middlesbrough, and he says it on the podcast open goal and that he's like, That was my biggest problem.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_02: I went down there and just thought I'll bring in people I trust.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_01: And then Lee Miller Stanett McInnes.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_02: I know it's only a couple, but like Shanklin still does Devlin, yeah.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like it doesn't look like it's Stricken so far.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_01: The only one that they say done well, isn't it?
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_01: Robson.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_01: Barry Robson.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_01: Because he took Lee Miller.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why Lee Miller had one good season.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_01: Kevin Thompson.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_01: Kevin Thompson.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_01: Coldwell, no.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_01: He took one uh did he take Mount Manis?
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_02: He took a center, I'm sure I'm from Celtic.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_01: He definitely took a Celtic, not Coldwell or Lee Miller or something like that.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_02: He took some anyway, yeah.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_01: Um Abdamalik got introduced.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_01: This is why you move.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see the video?
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_01: It's brilliant.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_01: It's class.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_01: So he's up, you're going even I'm not hammering like Boringwood here, but even the steps he's going up, and you can see that massive stand, there's still four to go.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_01: You're like noise is great, wasn't it?
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_01: You could see his face, he's like, right, property doesn't want it.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_01: He deserves it all.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_01: He deserves a move, though he's being outstanding.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_01: Um you know what?
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_01: Fair play.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_01: Because if I'm an English lad and Leicester are coming in for us, and they've been near enough, but not as much, I'd be digging my feet in and going, I want to go to Leicester, I want to go to Leicester.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_03: 100%.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: Especially if you go down his training facilities.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_03: Aye, it's ridiculous.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no, yeah.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, you could see the look on his face, so couldn't you?
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_00: He was absolutely buzzing.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_01: Got this, and um speaking of Carlisle, some of it flashed up.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_01: So we've got I've got fate.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_01: I've never had Facebook, have I really?
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_01: So I had I've got it for three in the middle, and uh so whoever follows us, we follow them or something.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_01: It just popped up today because I checked the messages for today.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_01: So seeing this on a Facebook status today, I'm not gonna say what's wrong.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_01: He went, got banned from a Carl United fan group because I said Josh Williams is a shit.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_01: What a bang Holland Monday I've had.
• 20:59
  unknown: Got banned.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_01: What happened to free speech?
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_01: So I looked at the comments and that went that's shocking that if you're pretty.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_01: So you've just got to praise them and that.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_01: And then someone's put, I agree, and then other people's put, he's not shitting.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_01: And he's like, nah, yeah, nah, but I'm allowed my opinion, aren't I?
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_01: So kicked off that Facebook group.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_01: Um, Premier League, we need to go on to what are Spurs doing?
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_01: Pretty similar to last year, by the looks of things, aren't they?
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_02: Have you seen them too on Talk Spot?
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_02: Uh at Jason Cundy and O'Hara.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_02: It's phenomenal.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_02: See that Ange Mask?
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_02: I would Cundie went.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_02: Honestly.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_01: Cundy went, I've got to put it on again.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_01: I've got to put it on again.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, the first ever thing he said, but I've like he went, You love it, it's what makes you relevant.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_01: You were no one before the Ange mask, it's kind of doing it.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_01: Aye, aye, then Cundi just like when when um Or's going off on one, you can just yeah, couldn't you every time go, nah, I think we've got a chance, like they're doing all right.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_01: He doesn't have one.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_01: They want to take half.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: They wouldn't take having all that kind of things winding them up.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_01: But they were all right.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_01: Castle were good.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_01: They've still swagger our manager.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_01: How old is he?
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_01: 38.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, he's got a right better.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_01: Not his tactics, not like how he's got everyone on a whatever high block, whatever.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_01: How he dabbed uh Whisser after the game, done the handshake, like nailed it on that thingy.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_01: He's got some sauce our manager.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_01: You can just imagine even now they're like they look like they're all right behind him, don't they?
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_01: Has he got the Alexander McQueens on?
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_01: I thought they had gone now.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_01: You know the big old soul.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_01: He's bringing them back.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_01: I got some just as the people stopped.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_01: Did you?
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_01: And then I was like, nah, he's uh he's had a right start, hasn't he got on him and all?
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_01: They were fake, mate.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_01: Well Alexander McKean's I'm arguing with me mates.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_01: Well I'm not arguing with them.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_01: Jacob Murphy, 31 year old, just found himself at Newcastle the last four or five years.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_01: Suited them dropping to the championship, but he's kept fit, kept strong, gets games, gets about 20 games a season, off and on.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_01: Nottingham Forest, 15 million in for him.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_01: And they're like, he loves Newcastle, he's a Newcastle fan.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_01: I went, listen, it's 31 year old.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_01: Newcastle gonna offer him what a year extension.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_01: Forrester gonna give him three three years.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_01: If they're build buying him for 15 million, he's getting three years, five percent, ten percent to fifteen million.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_01: That's still a thing.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_01: 15 mil, he's getting that basic, and then he's about they'll put him on at least 10 grand more than he's on now a week, wouldn't they?
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_01: If they're buying him for you, get a better contract if you move, don't you?
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_01: Got to, yeah, that's the reason to go.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_01: And your castle aren't gonna go, we're gonna give you three years to match it.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you'd probably drop his wage to be fair, isn't it?
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_02: That's what these kind of clubs do.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like a pinner, yeah, yeah.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_02: You're lucky to be here, kind of thing.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah, you'd go, wouldn't you?
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I said to me mates, listen, the club, Newcastle might even say, Go on, that's two.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_01: I get you've you've you've earned it, and like go with no bad blood.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_01: Because they're going, are we calling him a rat like Isaac uh Isaac?
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, no, no, no, it's a completely different uh situation.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_01: And speaking of Newcastle fans, what we've been saying for years, Sheera the lot.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever seen a Macham in Milan?
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_01: Well got them, haven't they?
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_01: Because we played Milan all the time.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_01: Who did Sundan get?
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_01: Milan.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_01: So it's just went massive, hasn't it?
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_01: She's like good pictures.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_01: Ever seen a Macam in Milan?
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_01: They're putting like the date of the fixture and all that.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_01: So aye, it's never far from um kicking off.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_01: When's the first derby then?
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh not too good, I don't think.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_01: Not yeah.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's December and then like April, I think.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_01: December December wasn't it uh Sunderland double last year?
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_01: Aye, did we not watch it?
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_01: Were you not with us when we watched it?
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_01: I had a great bet.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_01: I said four corners in the first half for Newcastle, which is great odds.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_01: I mean easy.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_01: Gordon was just running down the wing and never checking back.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_01: Bang, bang.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's flying by the way at Barcelona.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_02: He's Spanish as well.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_01: Have you heard he's Spanish?
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_01: Aye.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_01: So he did did when did you know about this Barcelona move?
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_01: I know two and a half years ago.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_00: Who else done that?
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_00: So uh Trent.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_00: Trent.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know when you've seen him getting on the private plane?
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_00: I used to play with his agent, and you know, you're looking Adam Dugdale.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_00: And is he sitting there, is he?
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_00: Crew! I sent Rafa, and you know he's following him on the private jet, he's looking round thinking this is better than crew.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_01: This he um he's he's trying to do you know that one-to-one bloke in uh in in Liverpool, Owens, some of Owen, yeah, yeah.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_01: He put videos up of about five, four or five years ago of um of Gordon saying this lad's gonna make it to the top, and just like, oh, he's just trying to promote like his thingy then.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_01: He's put it up the other day ago, and what did I say four years ago?
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_01: You'd never think Barca, he looks sharp as out.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_02: You wouldn't think Barsa because of the the kind of saying well, midfield-wise, like they're just all technical, aren't they?
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_02: But see when see on the wings and up top, they're flying machines, and things like Rafinha and stuff like that, they're just they dominate the ball and then they're just red arrows in behind.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_02: So you know Rashford last year.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_02: I've surprised they took him over like they they used to go more dribble with the ball and that now it's just that they want to suck you in and hit you in and behind.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_01: Were you surprised they took Gordon over Rashford?
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_01: I know it kind of made economical sense because Gordon's four years below or something, and Rashford's wages were much bigger, but Gordon commanded a bigger fee.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_01: But obviously, the edge I just didn't see if I had a choice then Rashford and Gordon, I'd probably always go with Rashford, but the way he started for boss that's ridiculous.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_00: What about being fluent in Spanish as well?
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_01: Can't even be fluish in English.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_01: Should have seen the takes last week.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_01: Can you think about he had one there?
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_01: Uh he knows his own mind, Gordon, because he fucked off everything.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_02: He seems to be called grief.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_02: What was it?
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_02: He done one where was it Gary Neville?
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he'd done something, one of the he knows what he wants, doesn't he?
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_02: And you think he's he's an intelligent boy, like he's now more than you probably thought.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_02: Um so he's probably had these kind of plan on what he wants to do.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_01: Because when he first signed for Newcastle, he was banned from driving, wasn't he?
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_01: And he was in the picture, you know, when you spot him at a hotel in the in the driver's seat.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_01: So I thought, is he a little wrong in here?
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_01: Plus he had forced to go out everton.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_01: I thought, but from then, I think he had like a chef about a couple of years ago, got his own chef in and stuff like that.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_02: So would that was on that money as well?
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wouldn't you?
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_02: Imagine just sitting your shit, like, would you fancy tonight?
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_02: You'd be like, ah, fill a steak and shit.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_02: Like, do you know what I mean?
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_02: No need what like what have it in to do with your food?
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_01: These um accounts before games, like centre half, keep us in that before games and taking us right through the day.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_01: How much do you eat now before a game?
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, having scrambled eggs, you changed over the years, toast, beans, but then they're having the straight after they're having the pancakes with loads of fruit on and that.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_02: See, I have pancakes.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_02: I couldn't eat that.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_02: I would have pancakes and like fruit, like strawberries and that.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_02: When?
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_01: After.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_02: After what, pre-match?
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_01: So you would you get up for brecky?
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_02: I would usually I would have bowl of cereal and like pancakes.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_02: At what time?
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_01: Nine o'clock.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_01: Then what and then about half eleven, twelve, I would have like pasta, aye, pasta, sauce, and chicken.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_02: Three hours before.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's about three hours.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_02: Three and a half hours.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_01: I think our walks used to be eleven.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_01: Eat at half eleven.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_01: What about afterwards?
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_02: Anything else?
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_02: Not like a little bit.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_02: Well now it's like a few pints.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_02: Now it's all like just depending on what club, there's there's like sweet potatoes, there's like burgers and all that, all different places.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_02: We had one up Aberdeen, the big boy Jet, Giovanni Thomas.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_02: He was mates with the uh Caribbean place, jet chicken and stuff like that, and like oh, it was unbelievable.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_02: Honestly, the food was unbelievable.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_02: I watched him score a hat against Carl.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, he's phenomenal.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_02: Um who for Bristol City or something?
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, might have been Bristol City.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_01: He's 6'4.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_01: It might have been he went somewhere after and was coming back and still still score a hat trick against her.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_01: Um and on them videos after, well, even before the game, it's interesting for supporters because they're what like Jaden was saying, why why is there loads of Harry Balls there?
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, why is there loads of Jaffa cakes?
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_01: Why is there loads of sugar and the sweets and that?
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's more for like just before and that's more for when you're when you're on the bench after fill your pockets.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_01: Let me go on.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_01: I've been in some sticky situation.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_01: If I've got 12 eight wine gums, you're like, I've got a knee where gaffer.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'll see bells turn on to me and just look and say, I can't put that on.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_01: And then the food after, like the potato fries and all that.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_01: Oh dominoes and that some of their way traps, it's usually dominoes.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_01: I got done for a drug test, Brunton Park.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_01: I couldn't piss.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_01: Could you know?
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_01: So I went, I'll have a few pints.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_01: So I had a few pints, finally came to like have the piss.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_01: Went, you're too dehydrated.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_01: I was there till half ten.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_01: Mr.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_01: Jack.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you're on the pints, he has to sit with you, doesn't he?
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_00: The guy.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_00: Tough shit.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_01: What was he having one or is just watching his just watching it?
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_01: How brutal is that?
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_01: I well I would have to.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_01: Well, but when you need to actually go for it.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_01: I was telling my like story.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_01: So do you think I should finish?
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_01: Uh you think I should move here?
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_01: Just hurry up and have your piss, Chris.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sick of you.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_01: I was just getting just always get my number drawn out.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_01: How brutal is it, though?
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_01: I was telling the missus about this, like about drug testing it, and you think you just give you a cup and you go away and just piss it and come back.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_02: Like the money.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like literally like leaning over your shoulder as you're doing a piss.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_02: Like to you, like sometimes like when you're in toilets like in pubs and that innit?
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_02: And like there's people like really close to you, like you need to like concentrate on something, don't you?
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_02: Get it out, no?
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_02: Use that now.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_01: I know what you say.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a little bit, but especially when the way in boys are like, oh, what's happening?
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_02: I take selfies in that way, and then it's like right up beside you.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I mean?
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_02: You're thinking, fucking hell, I'm struggling here.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you what, you're struggling with after a game, and I'm trying to have a piss and you're dehydrated.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_01: After a game, aftermatch knob.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's not you didn't want your last scene your aftermatch knob.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_01: Even worse than that.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_01: Not even there.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_01: It's in your stomach.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_01: It's in your stomach, doesn't it?
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_01: Honestly, poor.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_01: It's not even like literally, not even there.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like we used to go in the change rooms afterwards and go in the challenge.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_01: Who's Nick me knob?
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_01: Stretched out and gone.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_01: Who's Nick me knob?
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_01: Blow it.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_01: We'll uh probably connect these two.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_01: Higgs, who's Nick Me Knob?
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_01: And following on from last week's Tinder dates, etc., we've had a few uh here we go.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_01: We've had a lot, so we're gonna have to space it out over a few times.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_01: This could be anything this call that this is from Rid Helen, so it's written a few times.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_01: Patty's mate.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_01: On the dating relationship front, lads, was working up Borodale near Keswick, had no signal on my phone.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_01: So one dinner time went up to a surprise view, surprise view.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_01: I went a random bloke I had net be never met before says, Here's my phone.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_01: Will you record this next bit for me when my missus appears?
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, Aye, fuck it.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_01: So I was sat eating my Greg's phone in hand when she appears.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_01: He looks at me and winks my cue to press record.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_01: So I was sat quietly thinking I'd captured this great moment.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_01: He got down on one knee, popped the question, and she said yes.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_01: They were overjoyed.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_01: Little did I realise I'd not press record, but I'd take a photo of her walking towards him.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_01: What a dick.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_01: Anyhow, great pod, keep up the great work.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_01: I listening at work or when I'm out walking around town with Greg's being mentioned.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_01: What's the Greg's order for any time of the day?
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_01: Cheers, Rid Helen.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_01: So he's gone up to get a reception somewhere with a Greg's, chilling out, Kazick.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_01: Lad said, listen, can you record this for us as he pops the question?
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_01: And he's and he's only pressed record.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what?
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_01: I'm quite happy actually.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_01: Aye, you shouldn't.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_01: If he wants to.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_01: Aye, exactly.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_02: If he's just another video I see and just skip by it, thinking, I'm not asked.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not asked.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_02: I don't need 15 pictures and videos of you getting engaged.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_02: True.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_02: And she put I don't know the situation, but a lot of the time I I know I know some situations where they put big bulls up right in the pictures and how surprised they are the tears and all that.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_02: And actually, know some of their mates have said that she picked the ring.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_02: Like she's gone out with him and said, This is the ring I want.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know what I mean?
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_02: And he's what it's like.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_02: She knows what's happening.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_02: So the big sloppy post about can't believe.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_01: We're going on a boat tonight in Dubai.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_02: Um make sure you wear that nice big dress.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_02: But anyway, he's had a nine minute day.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_01: Honestly, yeah, I'm agreeable.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck it, Red.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: Asked.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_01: Probably divorced anyway.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, the breakfast Greg's order any time of the day.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_01: Breakfast.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_01: Go on.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_01: No, so what is your breakfast?
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_01: What would you do?
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I would either be the bit you get a lot of bacon, you get a lot of sausage.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_00: Happy with um bacon and omelette baguette, red sauce, regular white coffee.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_00: And six sweeteners?
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_00: Ten sweeteners.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_02: So you're a regular own bacon as well.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_02: Ketchup.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_02: Flat white.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_01: What about dinner time?
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_01: Sausage and bean melt.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, they're the best.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_01: Sausage and bean melt.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_01: Not hotter than the sun, though.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, from time you bite into it, scald your mouth.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing worth it.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'll get up for chicken.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_01: I like the chicken slates with the wedges.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, I forgot what then.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_01: I'll go with them.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_01: What the beige ones?
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_01: No, he's got a good point there.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_02: Go on, give me a dessert then.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_02: What are you going?
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_01: Wait there.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_01: I'm still not through the thingy.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_01: Steak bait, no cheese and steak baits.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_01: Top cheese and onion corned beef pasty at times.
• 34:48
  unknown: No?
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_01: Is that like fillet of fish or not?
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_02: That's up there with a fillet of fish.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_02: That's up there with a fillet of fish.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_01: Fillet of fish is top draw.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_01: Corn beef.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_01: With an extra cheese slice.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_02: What about the have you tried the vegan sausage roll?
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely not.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_01: No, I mean.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_01: You better eat in this table.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_01: Dessert.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, there's a few.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yum yum.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_01: Good.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know what back in a pack of three or two?
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_01: Why is it?
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_02: How many did you get?
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_02: I guess two.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_02: You need two packs of three.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_02: Pack me up.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_01: Anyone from Newcastle, and I don't know if it was over here.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_01: Back in the day, it used to be called a cream cookie, but it was just a bun, another bun with dusting on it, with cream in, right?
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_01: And then the chocolate clair was next to it, but the chocolate clare cream was different to the one.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_00: Don't know.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_01: So if you get a slice as well, have you seen the slice with the cream in?
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_01: With the the pink slice.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_01: The pink on the top.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_01: The pink on the top, that's different to the chocolate declair cream.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_01: Different cream in the chocolate declair.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_01: Don't know.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_01: Do you have a chocolate declair?
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_01: I've had one before.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_02: Do you remember the French fancies?
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, they were taught when they're totally.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_01: Sausage sandwich, sausage and bean melt.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_01: And the cream.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_01: Summit with the not the chocolate cler, but something with the cream in.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_01: Like kind of a donut with cream in.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_00: I'm the same sausage and bean melt like that.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_00: Longs are not scorching because we like it.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_00: It's ridiculous how hot they can be.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_02: Two and a cries though, because usually everything you need to ask, is it hot?
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_02: Do you mean like your sausage roll or your steak bake?
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_02: Like usually it's sitting there freezing.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_00: It's a sausage roll.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_00: At the right temperature again.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_00: Some of the things I've done on a Sunda hungover from Greg's, I couldn't say on here.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_00: When it's just me.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_00: What the the order?
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_00: The dogs look at us like what are you doing with the sausage roll?
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_02: Eating the sausage in the middle and keep the pastry for something.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_00: The amount I've done, like of the years, you like.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_01: You know, if you get the four-pack of sausage rolls, how long you putting in the mic for?
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_01: Can't be any longer than 15 seconds or it tears the skin.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_01: Of course, soggy on it.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_01: Correct.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_03: Air fryer.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_01: Carry on.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_01: Any weird any weird Greg's order?
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_01: Force us.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_01: The four the the value pack.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_01: Cheers red anyway.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_01: Good Greg's order.
• 37:24
  unknown: Yeah.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_01: You always get a coffee, don't you?
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_01: I do.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_01: Don't drink coffee.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_01: Someone on YouTube wasn't too happy with that book, I know.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_01: We'll get him.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_01: Someone's mentioned on my YouTube video about Skip.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_01: I think he's the bollocks with the Gregs.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's crazy.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not happy by the way.
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_01: And they don't like me getting involved, but I'm getting involved.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_01: Don't say it in a bit of the Greg's.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_01: Come on, let's move on.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_01: Don't say Attin about the Gregs.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_01: Right, this is from Kelsey Louise Little.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_01: I've got a partner ick.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_01: When your other half screams at the TV whilst watching football, they can't hear you.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_01: They're thinking they are moral support guru or something.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_01: Such as saying it's just feeling like that.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_01: 100%.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_01: She's literally typing anger.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_01: Is that from Laura?
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_01: Kelsey Louise Little.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_01: When your other half screams at the TV whilst watching football, they can't hear you.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_01: Thinking they are they're moral support guru or something.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_01: So it's just hammering our eyes.
• 38:11
  SPEAKER_01: I just think it comes last three to us, doesn't it?
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_01: You get involved, don't you?
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_01: Aye.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_01: I do aye, I scream at refs.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_01: You scream at everyone.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_01: We need to do a watch along.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_01: Let's do it.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_01: Couldn't do a watch along on Monday.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_03: Aye.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I did with you.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_01: Date and disaster, can't name her.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_01: Someone from round the doors.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_01: Round the doors.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_01: Tinder experience.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_00: Well known he means.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_01: Went on Tinder.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_01: Matched.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_01: Was that swipe right?
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_01: Swipe right.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_01: Connected.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_01: So started going with this lad, a couple of dates.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_01: Couldn't keep mentioning his sister.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_01: Always gone on about his sister.
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_01: Red flag.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_01: Done a little bit of digging.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_01: Always liked his sister's pictures.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_01: Turns out they went out for a date.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_01: Why don't we go and meet my sister, who is a lap dancer?
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_01: They went to the club and watched his sister dance.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we did red flag?
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_01: That's weird.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_00: That's weird.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_01: Said lady pulled out of a wedding to go with him because she got the ick.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_01: Couple's wedding.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_01: Who did he take?
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_01: Sister.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_00: Nah, that's wrong that.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_00: So many levels.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_02: That's so bad.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_02: I don't really want to go too hard, but that's that's red flags.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_01: Red flags from the lad who's marrying his sister.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_01: Basically.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_01: Basically, right?
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_01: Are you ever had a text by the way when you've sent a message and a chat?
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_01: Just sent it to two managers.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_01: Nah.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_01: Sent it to two managers?
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_01: Glenn Hodgers.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_01: Sent it to Steve Hayward.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_01: That fucking Cockney prick better play me tomorrow.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_01: Sent.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_01: Gone.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_01: Shit.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_01: Is this is this before you could like delete messages?
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_02: No, gone.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_02: It's gone.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_02: So I always remember when it's gone.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_02: It's gone.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_01: You can see it for everyone or just you can do it.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_01: I was on the A1.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_01: I was on the A1, Leeds turn off there.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_01: This is like a 6310.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_01: It's like the brick.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_01: It's gone.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_01: Message sent on the A1 leads.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_01: Always remember it.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_01: Dab on ill.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like shit.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_01: And then I was on the bus down to a call game.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_01: We're playing crew.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_01: I'd just come back from a um injury.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_01: And they were getting beat all the time.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_01: And I sent to Thur, he better fucking play me tonight.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking penguin.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_01: So I went, well, I wonder why Thur hasn't like answered.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_01: But an hour later, I'll get off of crew hall, I jump off, and I see the manager, and it just goes bang.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_01: I go, I know exactly what I've done.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I've done?
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_01: Just panicked.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_01: I just got off the bit.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_01: I went, fucking arseholes have had my phone.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_01: Anyone had any text because these dickheads have had me phone?
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_01: Done well there, to be fair.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_01: He went, I got it, Lummy.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_01: I've had your message.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_01: I went, oh what wank has Dennis Booth, my mate, went, and I think you sent it.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_01: Shut up.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_01: Under the bus.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_00: I was going, shut up.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like that panic though, and you're like, oh horrendous, like illegant shit.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_01: Shit.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_01: I was just like, wonder why Thurs not texting me back?
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_01: This is like an hour later, I'm relaxed and I've jumped off the bus and I've just see and I've knew and it just clicked and I've sent it to the manager.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_00: I've never sent a text, but I've done the obviously the voicemail to Brian Horton for Johnny Brand, didn't I?
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_00: In the nightclub.
• 41:42
  unknown: I don't know.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_00: Well he ended up working out for the best because he signed, but the next day I was thinking, oh, I've done that, I'm not.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_02: What about if somebody reads your message but doesn't reply straight away?
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_02: Do you do you check it and like think, fuck, like why like why see no message me back?
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_02: And you start thinking, like, have they fell out of me or something?
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what have I have I done something?
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_02: Like and then you reply like I know later saying, Oh sorry, mate, or whatever it is.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_02: Do you mean you're like I was busy?
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_02: Why am I fucking getting worried about do you know what I mean?
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_02: Because for me, like I don't I don't open a message unless I'm ready to reply.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, do you know what I mean?
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't open it and go back to it later.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'm quite good at messaging back, I think.
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_01: You're quick, quick.
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_01: He likes a voice note never under 40 seconds.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_01: I hate receiving.
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_01: I hate a I hate a voice note to me, but when I'm driving, I just voice note.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_00: And I know he speeds my voice notes up to 1.5 because if you're not gonna be able to do it.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_00: You should yeah, Ramos, like the scat man.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_01: My message replies as she's listening.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_00: So does he?
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_01: Not case.
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_01: So it's either 1.5 or halfway through.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_01: No, if you've got the point and I'll go to remember the point, I'll go to it.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'll listen to the full thing, like concentrate, and then I'll apply gradually what I've been said.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_02: There we go.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_01: This used to be a fucking fuck date.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_01: What are we on to now?
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_01: One more on this.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_01: Lummy mate, listen to this.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_01: I went on a date with a lad who sounded like a lass.
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_01: Matched on Tinder, had himself as a male on his profile.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_01: We did the Dodd Summit trail walk.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_01: From the moment we first spoke, I was wondering the whole time if he was born a female but changed into a man.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_01: I was debating on asking but didn't have the balls.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_01: Had to take sneaky videos the whole time, send it to my pals asking on their opinion.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_01: Safe to say we never messaged again.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_01: Worst part, he was driving me from Penrith, so had to get also me back to Penrith after the walk.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_01: Most awkward car journey ever.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_01: I have such bad luck with dates, not sure what I'm doing wrong.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_01: Ha ha been out with someone and just straight away went, nah.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, I haven't, honestly.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_01: Nah nah, I'm not aware.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_01: Did you ever date in Carlisle or not?
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_01: Where was your date go to date round here?
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_01: Back in two thousand and four dog.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: You couldn't.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: What would have been your first date?
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_01: Aye.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_01: Like me walking.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_01: Couple of drinks.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_01: See, I think walking now is a decent one.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_01: Do you?
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_01: Aye.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my mate does it.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a better man with three pints and this.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_01: He goes for a coffee and a walk because he's like out suss it out.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_02: Farm the lats I'm out.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_02: You can suss it out and then if you meet them again like it's gone.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_01: If they come over at the house, how do you how do you get like how do you get rid of them then?
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_01: No, if you've got No, neat houses, right?
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_01: So don't even go for food.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_01: Go out in a good area like Nick Castle or Col Junior Day on a Saturday.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_01: If it's not going your way, listen, high five, see you later.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_01: There'll always be someone around in a good night.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_01: Or even if you don't know how to do you later.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_01: Even if you're still together.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I mean?
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_01: Even if you're doing drinking that high five, I'm off.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going in the cali.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_01: It's better than telling them.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_01: It's better than telling them.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_01: You're ruthless.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_01: Or even just stay in a place where it's busy, so you're still having a good time.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_01: One of my mates went out, Tinder date, met them in uh Harrisborn, Newcastle, Saturday night, nine o'clock.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_01: He started dancing.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_01: She likes he went back to her and she went, What's the matter?
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_01: She went, I'm just going outside for like a vape or something.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_01: You got a message.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_01: I just don't think we're compatible.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_01: You like to dance and enjoy yourself.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_01: I don't.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_00: You've swerved it there.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_01: No, see you later.
• 45:21
  unknown: Yeah.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_01: If you go for a walk, what if you go to Hellevel and you're not getting rid of them for eight hours?
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_02: No, not like a fucking walking a mountain, do you know what I mean?
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_02: Like just like a stroll and I don't know.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_02: Talk and tarn.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_02: Talking town or something.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_02: Take your 20 minutes, grab a coffee.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_02: If you want to take it forward, do you mean you can go somewhere else, go for a bite eat or something, or if it's like right, I need to get back.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_01: To be fair, my mate meets it on his co on his dinner break at like Starbucks there, susses it out.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_01: He never repl never gets a text back.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_00: Talking time's not a bad idea.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_00: Do one lap if you get on here, do another lap, don't you?
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_01: Rock climbing and that people do that.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_01: What about food?
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_01: Would you go for food?
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, what if like it's a bit awkward, isn't it?
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, it's awkward.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_01: What you haven't?
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_01: A bit on the could you tell her on the first listen you got caught.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_02: To be fair, my first me and my missus now, the first date we went to Chiquitos.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_02: Don't know if you know that.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_01: Aye, Mexican.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_02: Aye.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_02: And she ordered chicken wings as a starter.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_02: Did she?
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_02: And I thought Brave.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_02: I love that.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_02: And we laugh about it like years later, but like, she's like, I've never been one for like some of her friends would go out.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know what even with her mates?
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what that tells me about her?
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, I've got him, yeah.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_01: Do you reckon?
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, like I'm comfortable.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_02: But she would say, like, if we went out like hanging about the streets and that, like, some of your friends wouldn't eat in front of the boys and that, and she's like, nah, like chips and curry sauce, like scram.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_02: Like, uh, just I don't care.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_02: And I thought, I don't mind that.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_02: Don't mind that.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_02: Chicken wake.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_02: Now I'm sitting there like picking away at a fucking lettuce leaf.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know what I mean?
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_03: Like, get some decent to you.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_00: Trying to think.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_00: What about what about his little uh little three balls in the apple tree?
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_00: It was decent, I wasn't.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god, aye.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_02: What was it?
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_02: Halloumi, chicken, and chicken.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_01: I put it up and everyone got it right.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_01: Whose food was this at the apple tree?
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_01: Chicken wings, beige, gojon's beige, and what was the third dish?
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_01: Halloumi.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_01: Halloumi.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_01: Whiskey Cali like your food.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_01: Don't do it.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_01: Proper boozer.
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_01: Proper boozer.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_01: No food.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_01: Have some nuts.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_01: Knobbies.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_01: I've got one more story to tell you.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_01: Go on then.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not allowed to name him.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_01: An ex player who I've told you the story where he was at West Brom and went to Shrewsby and Shrewsby to West Brom.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_00: Before you tell it, before you tell this, right?
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_00: The amount of people I've added to me saying, Who's that lad?
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_00: Who lived lived a double life?
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I can't tell you.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_00: I can't tell you.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_00: I want to talk about it.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_00: We'll do one in the pub again.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_00: I've got to tell this.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_01: So my mate, we're talking about dating and all that.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_01: My mate um used to play footy, but he was like not kind of suspended from the club and that.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_01: So he went home back to Newcastle.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_01: And he's last finished them, and his head had gone.
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_01: But every day, Monday to Friday, she got on a bus at 8 47 in Whitley Bay, 8 47.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_01: He'd make sure he was down there at 8 40 to get that two minutes plea before she got on the bus.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_01: Like, please, please.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_01: She went, nah.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_01: So then she'd jump on, but the weather spoons opened at nine o'clock in Whitley Bay.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_01: So we'd go in there on his own till she got the seven.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_01: Drop back at nine minutes past five bus.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_01: So we'd wait for it at like 5 33.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_01: And I said, What did you do all day?
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_01: And he went, just had a couple of drinks and like went on the punch bag.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_01: I went, the punch bag with her.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_01: We went on my own.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_00: What were you getting the score?
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_01: I was going, eh?
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_01: I said, so what did you do?
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_01: Had about six pounds, just waited.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_01: I went, for what?
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_01: He went, like that two minutes wait.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_01: Because she'd get off the bus and had an apartment and be there.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_01: You'd have like the road to get her back.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, man.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_01: And he could have like that.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_01: Was his plea.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna follow him with you.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_01: And I thought he's lucky enough I got a stream not.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't, and he goes, he goes, I was heartbroken, man.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_01: So all day, all he's thinking about that drink's not even touching you, is it?
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_01: He's just waiting and waiting.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_01: Ne text back, knowing nothing.
• 49:13
  SPEAKER_01: He's got these two-minute windows to try and like and just think people at the think people at the pub were sitting there knowing the new because he put the script on, man who can't be moved constantly.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_04: Oh fuck it.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_01: And every time he came on the car, he went, and was she just not having him at all?
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_01: Not not having it, not having it.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_01: But see the fact stop to talk to him.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_02: No, but see the fact he's doing that, that is just like and probably some of the females that are listening to this will agree.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_02: That is just she that she's not wanting that.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_02: No, she does not want that.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_02: I think I think if we went the other way and just kind of left it.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_02: Bin there off.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, girls, we need to know.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_01: I think some girls would like that though.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_01: That's the dick.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_01: What getting chased like that?
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_01: As soon as you pin them off, and as soon as you go quiet, I know how hard it is.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_01: That's the way to do it, Dylan's saying, even though you've got massive interest, you pretend you haven't.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_01: Fortunately,'s and stories aren't it like that?
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_01: Ring, and then your mate rings your fuck off.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_01: Gonna go for a walk.
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_01: Piss off.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and Kev Frampton's been on.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_01: Few lessons.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_01: He said, I need to get in touch with you to put yours put yours not right on something, but give you some really important information, which is quite serious.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_01: You can still poke on Facebook.
• 50:33
  unknown: Can you?
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_01: How does Kev know?
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_01: Right, quiz corner now.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_01: I've got a bit going to it this now of quizzes.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_01: Who am I?
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, go on.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_01: Right, we're ready.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_01: Who am I?
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_01: Unity up your game.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_01: Listen, last few weeks ago.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_01: Is Carl Isle coming back on the rails in your forest green?
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_01: We right.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh I nearly said the name there.
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_01: Right, Santos, Real Madrid, Manchester City, Santos, AC Milan, Guanjo, Evergrand, Atletico Miniero, Civasport, Istanbul, Basquerera.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, I'll see them again.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_01: And then Jill.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_01: Do you want them again, Dylan?
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_01: For the Punters?
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, give us a punters.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_02: Go on.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_01: Santos, Real Madrid, Manchester City, Santos, AC Milan, Gangjo, Evergrande, Athletico Minierero, Savaspo, Istanbul, Basakera.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_01: You got it, Adam?
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_01: Have you got it, Neil?
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_01: Have you got it, Dylan?
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 51:38
  unknown: Go on.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_01: No, I don't think he's got it.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_01: Go on.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think he's got it.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think he's got it.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_02: I've fucking carried you for three weeks.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know what?
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_02: See as soon as he made it known that he knew, I didn't even lost it anyway.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_01: Rubinhoe.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_01: Rabinio.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_01: You knew.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_00: Dead serious event.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_00: Looked at it.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_01: Stoke City, Bristol City, Killerminster Harriers, Wrexham, Manchester United, Watford, Birmingham City, West Brom, Watford, Wrexham.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_01: Some of them are loans.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_01: I'll give you the other ones we've got to eat.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_00: I think I know it.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_00: Is he sent forward?
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_01: Right?
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_01: Again.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_00: Is he not Wrexham in Management?
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_00: Again.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_01: Stoke City.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_01: Bristol City.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_01: Kidderminster Harriers.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_01: Wrexham.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_01: Manchester United.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_01: Watford.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_01: Birmingham City, West Brom, Watford, Wrexham, some Mollohns.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_00: Any idea?
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_00: I think he has.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_01: One, two, three.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_01: It is Ben Foster.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_00: Well done.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna say I'm not gonna say what I was gonna say.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_01: Who were you gonna say?
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_01: Tell us who.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_01: Danny Weber.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_01: Danny Weber?
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_01: Sulford would have been in there.
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_01: Who else would have been in there?
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_01: What yeah, what would have been?
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_01: There would have been no better than the other one.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_02: Ben Foster.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, on fire.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_01: Stoke on Bristol City, Kidding.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_01: When did they get moved to Man United after all?
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_01: Stoke.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_01: Or from Stoke.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_01: Dundee United.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_01: Celtic, Southampton, Vancouver, Vancouver, White Caps, Chef Wed, Aberdeen.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_02: Shoot Armstrong?
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_01: I messed up on Sunday.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_01: And then I went, yeah, man.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_01: How does he know that about it?
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_01: If you can't get this, I'm gonna leave this one to viewers.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_01: So the first message on email or Insta when you've listened, gets two free entries into the raffle.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_01: Is that fair enough?
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, fair yeah.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_01: If you don't get this, Rocker Santa Cruz killed it.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_01: You've said his name.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking hell.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_00: And we'll not get it.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_00: Right, should we do it again?
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_00: You probably still won't get it.
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_02: We won't, we won't, well likely we won't get it though, because we want people in the raffle now.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_02: Are you ready?
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_02: Are you ready?
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_01: Olympia, Santa Cruz.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_01: Right, should we just do it for the punters?
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, go on, go on.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_01: So I was just saying we've had a nightmare.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_01: Right, we've had a nightmare.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_01: I've said the name.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_01: So this is for the viewers.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_01: Olympia, Bayern Munich, Bayern Munich 2, Blackburn Rovers, Manchester City, Blackburn Rovers, Malaga, Cruisers Hull, Olympia, Libertad Nacial.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_01: Would you have got it?
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_01: Never hadn't said it.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_01: Never would have got that.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_01: I think so.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's it.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_01: Would you have got that?
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_01: You wouldn't have got it.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_02: Would you have got it?
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_02: That's a tough one.
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_01: Would you have got that?
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_01: Would you?
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_01: That's for the punter.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_01: So the first one who messages in on Insta or email, which is threeinthemidle at yari.com, and has to be subscribed to YouTube.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_01: Gets like it, let me nice, let's get four entries into the raffle.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we'll have that, yeah.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking hell, yeah.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_01: Just give him a prize.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_01: We've got plenty more coming in.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, do you want to quickly say, should we make a play?
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know who done it?
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_00: I got home on Friday, um, and there was just a carrier bag with uh Beavis Magaby, Bevis McGarvey's um away strip from last season.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_00: Now I'm sure he lives in the village, but I'm trying to find out if he left it on my doorstep, and if he did, then I want to actually thank the lad.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know what I mean?
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's a very kind gesture, but it just was just in a core bag on the doorstep, so I'm none the wiser.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_01: If it wasn't him and someone's left it, can you please tell us?
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_01: Because we want to thank you as well.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_01: Zlatan's career path.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_01: Go.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_01: You don't have to get it in order, but I want all these clubs.
• 56:17
  SPEAKER_02: Sweden somewhere, no?
• 56:19
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_01: Um we'll have a think then.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_01: What's he where's he played?
• 56:26
  SPEAKER_01: AC Milan.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_01: Right, where there then.
• 56:29
  SPEAKER_01: Man united.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_00: I think that's the best goal I've ever seen.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_01: The one he's sets it down a bit sexy people.
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_01: You've said Man United.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_03: Ayac.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_03: Milan.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_03: AC Milan.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_03: Barcelona.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_03: Swin.
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_03: Malmore.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_00: That's a great show.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_00: You've fucking seen that.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't seen it.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_00: I know that was his I think that was his first club.
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_00: You're a dickhead.
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_00: You see that.
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_00: I swear down there.
• 57:05
  SPEAKER_00: He's not.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_01: You went and ringing, he's on Wikipedia.
• 57:12
  SPEAKER_01: America somewhere.
• 57:12
  SPEAKER_01: LA GA GALL GO GALACY.
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_01: LA Galaxy.
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_01: These are dickheads.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_01: If you're not gonna play properly, don't play at all.
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it was one of the cheat.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_01: We actually cheated.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_02: If we're not gonna play properly, you're reading out the fucking answers.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_01: Ah fuck you.
• 57:25
  SPEAKER_01: No, come on.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's over for this week.
• 57:27
  SPEAKER_02: Who am I?
• 57:27
  SPEAKER_00: He reads out the answer.
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_00: Go on then.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_00: Give us him.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_00: So LA Galaxy, Malmo, AC Milan, Ajax.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_03: Ajax, Man United, Sweden, Barcelona, Juventus.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_03: Inter Milan.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_00: Inter Milan.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_00: Who's he's Wikipedia, innit?
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_00: He's not.
• 57:47
  SPEAKER_00: Is that them all?
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_01: You've got one more?
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_03: See, so we haven't.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you what, one of us is doing the script next week.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_03: Head's gone, isn't it?
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_03: He's gone.
• 57:59
  SPEAKER_03: Head's gone.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_01: One more team.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_01: Big hitter.
• 58:04
  SPEAKER_01: Is it?
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, you fell away.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_01: PSG?
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 58:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_01: So Malmore.
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_01: What a shit career this was.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_03: So it is.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_01: Malmore.
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_01: Malmour, Ajax, Juventus, into Milan, Barsa, AC Milan, PSG.
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_01: Went to Man New when he was finished, apparently.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_01: Went to LA Galaxy because he was finished, but then went to ASC Milan and hit like 28, 41 games.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_01: 633, 637 appearances, 405 goals.
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's phenomenal.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_01: What a player.
• 58:37
  SPEAKER_01: Fun fact what is the fastest red card in history?
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_01: Him?
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_01: How many seconds or minutes or whatever?
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_01: Got to be four seconds.
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_01: I think it was quicker than that.
• 58:54
  SPEAKER_01: Was it not from a kekkoff?
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_01: And he tried somebody tries to block him and he threws an L1.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that was uh who was that?
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_01: That was last season.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_01: That wasn't it?
• 59:04
  SPEAKER_01: I remember seeing sort of.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_01: He kind of just think he didn't.
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_01: He's chatting up.
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_01: Lee Todd was sent off after two seconds for cross farm Celtic in 2000 for saying fuck me.
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_01: That was loud after the first whistle.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_00: Honestly.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, what about that before the game yesterday?
• 59:20
  SPEAKER_00: Having a little goal, huh?
• 59:21
  SPEAKER_00: Hi.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_01: Nicholson and uh I think it was it our fault in a way.
• 59:25
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 59:27
  SPEAKER_00: Having a little nearly fighting.
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_01: So Skunt Up were doing Skunt up were doing their drills.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_01: We were doing theirs, and they kept crossing paths and halfway line.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_01: And then I thought they were messing on at one point, and then the the graphs were real.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, Yes.
• 59:39
  SPEAKER_01: Which no googling, fuck's sake.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_01: Which player has been trans I want just to which player has been transferred for the highest campaign fees in world football?
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_03: Nemo.
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 59:52
  unknown: Is it?
• 59:53
  unknown: Is it?
• 59:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, he's back.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_01: He's been he's gone for 390 to 400 million.
• 59:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but the PSG one was what 200 million or something?
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_01: Santos de Barca, 86.2 million.
• 1:00:06
  SPEAKER_01: In what year?
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that was well, I don't know about the Barca to PSG, 222 million.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_01: And then is that been crop like and then when he was finished, and he was PSG to El Halal, 90 mil.
• 1:00:21
  SPEAKER_01: He only played a couple of games, didn't he?
• 1:00:23
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see him in the World Cup?
• 1:00:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:00:25
  unknown: Fucking hell.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_01: Done.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, he was done.
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_02: He was done.
• 1:00:30
  SPEAKER_02: But they're bringing him on.
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_02: I know we're going on a tandem, but you bring him on.
• 1:00:34
  SPEAKER_02: But did you see the boy Pedro for Chelsea at the weekend?
• 1:00:38
  SPEAKER_02: Husse.
• 1:00:38
  SPEAKER_02: He's sitting in the house watching him.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_00: They didn't take him, did they?
• 1:00:40
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 1:00:40
  SPEAKER_00: So why did he go?
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_02: He wasn't in the squad.
• 1:00:43
  SPEAKER_02: Because it was like the whole thing about Neymar being back for the World Cup, man.
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_02: I think he had a bad injury.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_02: And then they bring him on, he looks about freestone overweight, can't move.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_02: And you've got boys like that sitting in the house.
• 1:00:53
  SPEAKER_01: Being there.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_01: Three stone.
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_01: What about when um they played Brazil played in the Brazilian World Cup?
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_01: They were playing West Well West playing Germany in the semi-final.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_01: Neymar got injured, didn't he?
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_01: So they brought his shirt out before the game, 7-1 in Germany.
• 1:01:12
  SPEAKER_01: What a game that was.
• 1:01:13
  SPEAKER_01: They were all crying at, weren't they?
• 1:01:14
  SPEAKER_01: At Brazil's I'll cry in it like 3-0 down in that.
• 1:01:17
  SPEAKER_01: Clown watch.
• 1:01:19
  SPEAKER_01: Got a quick one.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_01: Is it that?
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_01: He had a great game, and I love him for Carlisle.
• 1:01:25
  SPEAKER_01: But Duru was talking like that to Galvin, covering his mouth on the pitch in the National League.
• 1:01:36
  SPEAKER_01: Why though?
• 1:01:37
  SPEAKER_01: Can't be habit.
• 1:01:38
  SPEAKER_01: Not played either.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_01: Did they get told to do that or not?
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_01: Nah.
• 1:01:41
  SPEAKER_01: Can't do that.
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_01: Are they just copying what's on the what they see on the table?
• 1:01:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:01:45
  SPEAKER_01: Where we're going then eat.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_01: How many wangums did you have on the bench?
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_04: Any Jammer cakes?
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_01: Do we go for a walk or a drink?
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_01: How do I get rid of her?
• 1:01:58
  SPEAKER_01: Right, what's the crack?
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_01: Then we're nearly done.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_01: Gents, loving the podcast.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_01: You and all your guests always look well turned out, apart from Busshead.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_01: Do you have a favourite brand of clothing you like wearing all the best?
• 1:02:11
  SPEAKER_01: Davy Marshall.
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_01: Well, fun fact, I was one of the first ever buyer on a hoodie, wasn't I?
• 1:02:17
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you would have been, wouldn't you?
• 1:02:19
  SPEAKER_01: I was but what did I say to you?
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_01: Working out of that.
• 1:02:22
  SPEAKER_01: So my order number was three.
• 1:02:24
  SPEAKER_01: So do the maths.
• 1:02:27
  SPEAKER_01: Order number was on that day.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_01: Three.
• 1:02:31
  SPEAKER_01: And he went ever.
• 1:02:32
  SPEAKER_01: I got a text.
• 1:02:32
  SPEAKER_01: I went, it's just a bit slack, eh?
• 1:02:34
  SPEAKER_01: Went, we'll send you another one.
• 1:02:35
  SPEAKER_01: And the where I had to send it back, was their house address.
• 1:02:38
  SPEAKER_01: How many years ago was that?
• 1:02:40
  SPEAKER_01: That was COVID, was it?
• 1:02:42
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe just after COVID.
• 1:02:43
  SPEAKER_01: I think you should go on to them.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_02: Because you were that loyal at the start, they should be loyal to us.
• 1:02:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, could be one of the main sponsors.
• 1:02:49
  SPEAKER_01: I did get a lot of leeway.
• 1:02:50
  SPEAKER_02: Now that's stick to football, they've got the arm.
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_01: I bet that's what we're doing.
• 1:02:55
  SPEAKER_01: I ordered some trainers the other day.
• 1:02:56
  SPEAKER_01: My order number was something like two million and summit.
• 1:02:59
  SPEAKER_01: So struggle with that.
• 1:03:01
  SPEAKER_01: Um I wiggin' house number, everything back to there.
• 1:03:05
  SPEAKER_01: Always when you've got something wrong, they'll always sort us out.
• 1:03:07
  SPEAKER_01: But now you used to deal with them, or like one or two staff.
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_01: Now they've just but are you we call it on?
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_01: I always call it Arnie.
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_01: I've always called it Arnie.
• 1:03:16
  SPEAKER_01: I was getting trainers, I was saying to him, listen, I'm gonna let you in on something, yeah.
• 1:03:19
  SPEAKER_01: But don't tell anyone.
• 1:03:20
  SPEAKER_01: So we had the trainers and that don't tell him, and then next thing well, turn up is it commy, someone's just decked out and on all the time.
• 1:03:28
  SPEAKER_01: You've told someone, haven't you?
• 1:03:30
  SPEAKER_00: I couldn't blame, did you?
• 1:03:31
  SPEAKER_00: Even though it's all over the internet, it was my fault.
• 1:03:33
  SPEAKER_00: We did give it away for a while.
• 1:03:35
  SPEAKER_00: I know, but now I go with the ARM trainers, and I'm in a lot of autograph stuff out of MS.
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_01: Because of uh okay.
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_01: Fun fact the M the autograph stuff's by an ex Hugo Boss boss, but then a Reese designer.
• 1:03:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's right, yeah.
• 1:03:55
  SPEAKER_01: It's good stuff, the MS though, innit?
• 1:03:57
  SPEAKER_01: Would you buy the trainers?
• 1:03:59
  SPEAKER_02: I have got an old letter up here, but they're more smarter trainers, not the everyday trainer, they're like more the like Latino on Sunday.
• 1:04:07
  SPEAKER_00: What were they on?
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_02: They were on, yeah.
• 1:04:09
  SPEAKER_02: I like them.
• 1:04:10
  SPEAKER_02: The baseball ones, I think they're called.
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_03: They all had a big crease in Sunday.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_01: No, they didn't.
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, get all these.
• 1:04:16
  SPEAKER_02: He wouldn't have known about arn if it wasn't.
• 1:04:18
  SPEAKER_02: These two actually what do you call them?
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_02: The shoe shoe trainers.
• 1:04:21
  SPEAKER_02: I don't wear I don't.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you not I've got them in my trainers.
• 1:04:24
  SPEAKER_01: Every trainer?
• 1:04:24
  SPEAKER_01: I got rid of a pair of trainers because I had a crease in and they were brand new.
• 1:04:28
  SPEAKER_01: I should have just got them.
• 1:04:29
  SPEAKER_01: That's true.
• 1:04:30
  SPEAKER_01: That's some cutman by the way.
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_01: Um Wraith.
• 1:04:35
  SPEAKER_01: Right, I've not I've not.
• 1:04:36
  SPEAKER_01: Wraith clothing, t-shirts, on what else?
• 1:04:41
  SPEAKER_01: MS.
• 1:04:43
  SPEAKER_01: I used to be represent quite a lot.
• 1:04:45
  SPEAKER_01: I used to be represent quite a lot.
• 1:04:46
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I give Patty some um Paul Patterson and Penrith a compliment today.
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_01: I said it's the best I've seen.
• 1:04:51
  SPEAKER_01: We had a representative.
• 1:04:53
  SPEAKER_01: Look well, didn't he?
• 1:04:54
  SPEAKER_01: What's the other one?
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_01: They can attract us that is it Ludio?
• 1:04:57
  SPEAKER_01: Ludusau, Luduso.
• 1:04:59
  SPEAKER_01: That's the centre midfielder I used to play for Salford.
• 1:05:01
  SPEAKER_01: Ryan Armstrong, Ryan Watson, come on, Ryan.
• 1:05:05
  SPEAKER_01: Get sorted out.
• 1:05:08
  SPEAKER_00: What's your thoughts on baggy jeans?
• 1:05:11
  SPEAKER_00: I can't do it.
• 1:05:13
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't jump on the skinny jeans till right near the end, and now I'm on the skinny.
• 1:05:17
  SPEAKER_01: Now the baggies come out, I can't go back.
• 1:05:18
  SPEAKER_01: Ten year behind me.
• 1:05:20
  SPEAKER_02: You had skinny jeans on, ankles up, ankles wrong, the ankles are up, the ankles are out.
• 1:05:25
  SPEAKER_01: Listen, you've already said like a fucking Reese mannequin.
• 1:05:30
  SPEAKER_02: Wearing basketball.
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_02: I went to getting baggy on him, isn't it?
• 1:05:32
  SPEAKER_02: The baggy t-shirts.
• 1:05:35
  SPEAKER_02: There we go.
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_01: Touched the nerve.
• 1:05:37
  SPEAKER_04: Touched the nerve.
• 1:05:39
  SPEAKER_01: Right, moving on.
• 1:05:41
  SPEAKER_01: Listen to the pot on the way home from holiday.
• 1:05:44
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely howling about the Calvin Klein swimmers and boxers conversation.
• 1:05:48
  SPEAKER_01: I thought the screen was skip, but told son it was stupid.
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_01: He then told my son it was stupid.
• 1:05:55
  SPEAKER_01: He then showed me that it was part of the swim shorts Calvin Klein does with a waistband on to make It look like you have boxes on too, but they don't.
• 1:06:03
  SPEAKER_01: It's the style for the kids, apparently.
• 1:06:05
  SPEAKER_01: That's from Elsa Marie.
• 1:06:07
  SPEAKER_01: I S L A.
• 1:06:09
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:06:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:06:11
  SPEAKER_01: Isla Ilsa.
• 1:06:12
  SPEAKER_03: I mean I've had a few people say like it's it's the way forward.
• 1:06:15
  SPEAKER_03: Remember my mate on from Australia?
• 1:06:17
  SPEAKER_03: He's done it for years.
• 1:06:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's the way for you.
• 1:06:19
  SPEAKER_01: I posted us the other day on the thingy board.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_01: He said it's comfy.
• 1:06:26
  SPEAKER_02: What are your thoughts on this?
• 1:06:27
  SPEAKER_02: Nah, it's not for me.
• 1:06:28
  SPEAKER_02: Nah, it's not for me.
• 1:06:29
  SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't wear shorts that weren't made for getting in the pool.
• 1:06:33
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know what I mean?
• 1:06:34
  SPEAKER_02: So the ones that are made for getting in the pool usually got the kind of pants built in, don't they?
• 1:06:39
  SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't go double.
• 1:06:40
  SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't double up.
• 1:06:41
  SPEAKER_02: No chance.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_04: No?
• 1:06:47
  SPEAKER_01: But you've got the waistband.
• 1:06:50
  SPEAKER_01: So the Jungen's got the double waistband, Neil's got the double waistband.
• 1:06:55
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what's gonna happen?
• 1:06:56
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna have to give it a go.
• 1:06:57
  SPEAKER_01: And last one before we go in the bath Valentine's eye with me, mate.
• 1:07:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, baby.
• 1:07:03
  SPEAKER_01: Um right, hire fellas.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_01: Big fan of the pod, so this is random, but no harm in asking, I suppose.
• 1:07:12
  SPEAKER_01: I'm on the committee for the Carlisle Sunder League, and basically I'm in charge of the social media side of things.
• 1:07:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just trying to get more eyes on it and drum up more interest.
• 1:07:21
  SPEAKER_01: Our leagues are dwindling in terms of numbers, unfortunately.
• 1:07:24
  SPEAKER_01: I honestly don't think the league's gonna last another 10 years at this rate, if that.
• 1:07:29
  SPEAKER_01: I don't suppose if you were ever after a few a new feature on the pod, we could we could then we could help with that.
• 1:07:35
  SPEAKER_01: On the Facebook page, I'm basically doing a game of the week feature for both divisions we have.
• 1:07:39
  SPEAKER_01: So managers just give a simple answer to questions to post.
• 1:07:43
  SPEAKER_01: My idea could be to have you on with a quick shout out on those, or even get a manager player from each show, from each team on the show for a big friendly crack with each other.
• 1:07:52
  SPEAKER_01: Absolutely not no, absolutely no problem if not and wouldn't fit your bill, but yeah, it's worth an ask.
• 1:07:57
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks, feather fellas.
• 1:07:58
  SPEAKER_01: Adam Whitfield.
• 1:08:00
  SPEAKER_01: So the Carlisle Sunder League used to be of what four or five divisions?
• 1:08:04
  SPEAKER_00: I got a message about this before.
• 1:08:06
  SPEAKER_00: Um off my mate, and after he's he's he's said, can I mention them?
• 1:08:12
  SPEAKER_00: So Stannik's in division two are going to be the dark horses.
• 1:08:15
  SPEAKER_03: Kieran Scott, you said they're gonna win it, but I I agree, I think it's a shame if um if there's no Sunder League football because well I've sexed them back, and he said the Sunder League sees return action Carlisle Sunder League this week.
• 1:08:29
  SPEAKER_01: Unfortunately, the number of teams are slowly dwindling, but we have 18 teams across two divisions.
• 1:08:33
  SPEAKER_01: The Premier League is made up of Rain and Champions Scottby, yeah, Raining County Champions Denton Home, as well as League Stalwarts, Dalston, Goslin Bridge, Dalston Black Reds, as well as newly promoted teams, Club Britannia, the Currick, Longtown, and Harrowby Catholic.
• 1:08:48
  SPEAKER_01: Division two will be a tight league and hard to predict.
• 1:08:51
  SPEAKER_01: There's Upper Bee Social Club, Clubhouse.
• 1:08:53
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it'd be great to go back to the Clubhouse.
• 1:08:55
  SPEAKER_01: Beehive Reunited, Reunited, Carl Rivas, RA United, yeah.
• 1:09:02
  SPEAKER_01: Stanics and a Wheat Chief are joined by newly set up sides Newleith and Eden Town.
• 1:09:07
  SPEAKER_01: So what we can do is if he texts in every week, we'll see what the big games are.
• 1:09:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:09:14
  SPEAKER_01: This weekend.
• 1:09:16
  SPEAKER_01: Um, each week there will be two focus games.
• 1:09:19
  SPEAKER_01: This week the focus on Scott B, reigning champions, a v.
• 1:09:22
  SPEAKER_01: Longtown.
• 1:09:23
  SPEAKER_01: So they've just got promoted, I think.
• 1:09:25
  SPEAKER_01: I know their manager, Hendo Longtown.
• 1:09:26
  SPEAKER_01: So they'll be decent, right?
• 1:09:27
  SPEAKER_01: They'll be ready to go for it.
• 1:09:29
  SPEAKER_01: Who have pushed for promotion to the top division for so long.
• 1:09:32
  SPEAKER_01: The attention is on Upper Beat versus the Clubhouse in division two.
• 1:09:36
  SPEAKER_01: So three points by their side could go a long way at this stage.
• 1:09:39
  SPEAKER_01: So this week, Scotty versus Longtown in the Prem in Division Two, Upper B versus Clubhouse.
• 1:09:45
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but yeah, we'll get us the results next week and we'll just do a little feature because that Sunda League, everyone's played in it.
• 1:09:52
  SPEAKER_01: It has to continue.
• 1:09:53
  SPEAKER_01: You can't take Newcastle, it's with 10 leads, and now there's four.
• 1:09:56
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 1:09:56
  SPEAKER_01: Why is that?
• 1:09:57
  SPEAKER_01: I think you know the youngins they're going out a little bit, but they're not going out a little bit.
• 1:10:02
  SPEAKER_01: So sometimes sometimes people go, what about the 12 o'clock kickoff?
• 1:10:05
  SPEAKER_01: But then you spell and you're missing half your Sunday.
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_01: Half 10's a hard time to get up for.
• 1:10:11
  SPEAKER_01: They're on high rocks now, isn't it?
• 1:10:13
  SPEAKER_01: They're all fucking in gems and running in parks.
• 1:10:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:10:16
  SPEAKER_01: And tell you what, a lot of people are self-employed as well, and you don't want that tackle going in.
• 1:10:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's one of the things, isn't it?
• 1:10:24
  SPEAKER_03: Because there can be some naughty tackles fighting, but I just say it's got to carry on because uh it's been around forever, hasn't it?
• 1:10:29
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, the sheep mount on a Sunday where you go down.
• 1:10:31
  SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I take the dog down and just have a wander around and go find a game to watch, and I don't mind it.
• 1:10:36
  SPEAKER_00: And uh to tell you what, it's uh it might be Sunday, but it means uh it means that they're desperate to win, like they are there.
• 1:10:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think the clubhouse is who we Martin West, who we supported last year, last season.
• 1:10:50
  SPEAKER_01: I think they've turned to the clubhouse now.
• 1:10:53
  SPEAKER_03: Um I mean I know some of the Carlisle, Carlisle City lads still still play the odd Sunda now and then.
• 1:10:58
  SPEAKER_01: Um but yeah, I hope it I hope it carries on definitely.
• 1:11:01
  SPEAKER_01: That means if the Currick they never got a team, that means it's gonna be bouncing in there on the Sunday.
• 1:11:05
  SPEAKER_01: It will be will that not be will that be Dan Morris team?
• 1:11:10
  SPEAKER_01: Pure it will because they were crane makers, so they must be called the Currick now.
• 1:11:14
  SPEAKER_01: I will get down to some games, but yes, Adam, just text us in every week, fixtures, and we'll mention the games then let us know the scores as well.
• 1:11:22
  SPEAKER_01: And that's about it to lads.
• 1:11:24
  SPEAKER_01: Um are we gonna talk football next week?
• 1:11:27
  SPEAKER_00: Nah, nah, we'll just carry on like we do talk.
• 1:11:29
  SPEAKER_00: Do fitty settings, in it.
• 1:11:30
  SPEAKER_01: People seem to not want to talk about football when I talk to people in Carlisle.
• 1:11:33
  SPEAKER_01: They're like, keep going on the dating, keep talking about box shorts, keep doing.
• 1:11:36
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, Christ, but I Greg's order's been covered, Tinder dates are being covered.
• 1:11:42
  SPEAKER_00: Big week, big week or two coming up for Carlisle United.
• 1:11:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, two very tough games that'll see.
• 1:11:47
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, but seems to be a lot of positivity after yesterday.
• 1:11:49
  SPEAKER_00: Is it Bullwood?
• 1:11:50
  SPEAKER_00: Coming up, Borham Wood.
• 1:11:51
  SPEAKER_01: What a great, what a great sacrifice.
• 1:11:53
  SPEAKER_00: By the way, why does he call them Borwood?
• 1:11:55
  SPEAKER_01: I've went beyond with it.
• 1:11:56
  SPEAKER_01: Borham Wood?
• 1:11:58
  SPEAKER_01: You fucking St.
• 1:11:59
  SPEAKER_01: Johnson's cop.
• 1:12:00
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I mean?
• 1:12:01
  SPEAKER_01: Look how angry he gets now, doesn't he?
• 1:12:03
  SPEAKER_00: I've took them in the cali once.
• 1:12:05
  SPEAKER_00: Sonny wants to fight the world.
• 1:12:07
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know what?
• 1:12:07
  SPEAKER_00: He was happy Sunday when he sat there.
• 1:12:08
  SPEAKER_00: He was too, he kept going, two for six quid, two for six quid.
• 1:12:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I found the missus saying, Come pick me up here for this Sunday roast.
• 1:12:14
  SPEAKER_00: What was that like?
• 1:12:16
  SPEAKER_02: That was good, it was good.
• 1:12:17
  SPEAKER_02: But I was out for a few hours with him with you, watching the football night, nice and chill, and then the missus picks me up with the two the two kids in the back seat and the youngies, and you've got to do it the other way around.
• 1:12:29
  SPEAKER_01: You've got to have your dinner.
• 1:12:30
  SPEAKER_01: Should I have your dinner early or brunch and got out?
• 1:12:32
  SPEAKER_01: Put my wee ones then now the last few days been our best, like just crying and moaning all the thing.
• 1:12:36
  SPEAKER_02: So I go in literally walk outside the cat dead the cali, get picked up into a screaming car for 40 minutes down to dump uh dump free skin away.
• 1:12:47
  SPEAKER_02: And my head was pounded.
• 1:12:49
  SPEAKER_00: Did you ever get out?
• 1:12:50
  SPEAKER_01: Did you ever get this in the car though?
• 1:12:52
  SPEAKER_01: Oh well, you've enjoyed yourself for two hours.
• 1:12:53
  SPEAKER_02: I'd always cast it up, isn't it?
• 1:12:55
  SPEAKER_01: Like that's just a given the next few days.
• 1:12:58
  SPEAKER_02: Can't all go out for a few hours and watch a f like a few drinks.
• 1:13:01
  SPEAKER_01: I'd rather not go if I'm gonna do it.
• 1:13:02
  SPEAKER_01: Well go out then.
• 1:13:03
  SPEAKER_01: Like go out.
• 1:13:04
  SPEAKER_02: Steve, like this is just before we finish.
• 1:13:06
  SPEAKER_02: Like Steve can't miss it.
• 1:13:09
  SPEAKER_01: You say it just before we finish.
• 1:13:11
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, like, so Steve, she takes the kids out or whatever it is, and I've done everything I need to do, and I think I'm gonna lie down for 20 minutes now on my phone, TikTok, and then maybe have a nap.
• 1:13:19
  SPEAKER_02: She texts me and maybe I've not answered for like half an hour because I fell asleep.
• 1:13:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, see, for like two weeks, that's it.
• 1:13:25
  SPEAKER_02: See if I say anything or do it, and she's like, Oh, we can't all have a nap.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_02: Can't all have a nap.
• 1:13:30
  SPEAKER_01: Are we getting a text later?
• 1:13:31
  SPEAKER_01: Well, is he getting a text later to cut this bit out?
• 1:13:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, 100%.
• 1:13:35
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, sorry, sorry.
• 1:13:37
  SPEAKER_00: Please, Adam.
• 1:13:38
  SPEAKER_01: Adam, I think uh get a hook.
• 1:13:41
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know it's do I say it all the time?
• 1:13:43
  SPEAKER_01: That's that the the backhand, it's like when you pissed your mother off when you were little and just fucking hoover to wake you up.
• 1:13:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh I know.
• 1:13:53
  SPEAKER_00: Well, oh back to normal tomorrow.
• 1:13:55
  SPEAKER_00: She's back to school some days.
• 1:13:57
  SPEAKER_00: Tom's a school teacher, me and the dog during the day.
• 1:14:00
  SPEAKER_00: But peace and quiet.
• 1:14:03
  SPEAKER_00: Been a good summer.
• 1:14:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it has actually.
• 1:14:06
  SPEAKER_01: It's been a good summer.
• 1:14:08
  SPEAKER_01: And good Saturday.
• 1:14:09
  SPEAKER_01: Newcastle, Bournemouth, half twelve.
• 1:14:11
  SPEAKER_01: Then the three o'clock scores, then Carl Alvey, bore ball, Bournemouth.
• 1:14:16
  SPEAKER_01: Sunday half five.
• 1:14:18
  SPEAKER_01: And then Everton, manu, Sunday, and Arsenal Chelsea.
• 1:14:23
  SPEAKER_01: Or Chelsea Arsenal.
• 1:14:25
  SPEAKER_01: Excellent.
• 1:14:26
  SPEAKER_00: Chelsea Everton double.
• 1:14:30
  SPEAKER_01: Everton at home.
• 1:14:36
  SPEAKER_01: From Everton.
• 1:14:39
  SPEAKER_00: Right, is that us?
• 1:14:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, that's it.
• 1:14:41
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 1:14:41
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you very much.