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Things That Must Go For March 20th 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Things that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Well service, we provide you email us or things that
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  Speaker 2: must go to radio from hell at x ninety six
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  Speaker 2: dot com, but must go on the subject line and
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  Speaker 2: we read them on the air and magically they disappear
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  Speaker 2: from your life. I'll go first, quick list of things
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  Speaker 2: that must go First. When you opt out of an
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  Speaker 2: email and they make you select a reason you are
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  Speaker 2: unsubscribing any subsequent are you sure you want to go?
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  Speaker 2: We'll miss you. Most of these emails are automated. Nobody
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  Speaker 2: is missing me.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Second, I'm considering go back to school. I have in
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  Speaker 2: the past relied on pelgrants to pay for school.
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  Speaker 4: Good luck.
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  Speaker 2: This is getting rid of the Department of Education. These
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  Speaker 2: are some of the things that are ye pell grants fafts.
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  Speaker 4: Uh. Governor Cox thinks it's all right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is not all right. Just in time for that.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: And finally, using my pending tax refund to pay for
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  Speaker 2: new glasses instead of something fun. Why are they so
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  Speaker 2: damn expensive? Thanks for letting me listen. Hunter. This from Zaane.
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  Speaker 2: My wife being in the hospital for so long. I
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  Speaker 2: want her home and to be with her at home.
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  Speaker 4: This must go.
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  Speaker 2: Also, using your window washer fluid, but you're out of
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  Speaker 2: window washer fluid and your wiper blades just drag the
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  Speaker 2: dirt across. Oh yeah, let's see. This is from Chris
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  Speaker 2: Cosmetic companies that discontinue your favorite product. Yes, I have
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  Speaker 2: Chapstick with Merlow tint in my bag and my desk
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  Speaker 2: and monthly deliveries from Amazon, which is the only place
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  Speaker 2: I can find it now that it's discontinued. Screw you, Chapstick.
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  Speaker 2: I've been listening for thirty years. Thanks for being awesome, Chris.
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  Speaker 2: And finally this from Sue having to go pee in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the night but not waking up to
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  Speaker 2: go instead, I just have dreams that I have to
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  Speaker 2: be really bad and I can't find a bathroom, or
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  Speaker 2: I find a bathroom but so someone is jiggling the
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  Speaker 2: stall door, or I'm on the toilet in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of a crowd.
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  Speaker 4: Nick uh.
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  Speaker 3: Some for myself, specifically mobile browser ads, like if you're
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  Speaker 3: trying to read an article, you get like the pop ups,
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  Speaker 3: not on the whole page. I'm actually fine with the
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  Speaker 3: whole page when you have to wait a second or two.
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  Speaker 3: It's the pop up that comes to the bottom of
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  Speaker 3: the page and covers like half the page and it
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  Speaker 3: stays there until you hit you know, the exit marks,
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  Speaker 3: but your sausage thumbs can never hit it just right,
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  Speaker 3: so you end up clicking on the ad and taking
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  Speaker 3: you to a whole new window.
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  Speaker 4: That must go.
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  Speaker 3: And Secondly, double lane drive thrus, I despise the double cruse, like,
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  Speaker 3: just have the single one? What I I It might
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  Speaker 3: be my OCD driving me insane, but I hate when
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  Speaker 3: somebody pulls up after me and.
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  Speaker 4: Then they get ahead of you, and I want to
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  Speaker 4: yell at them, but I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't want to live in a real life Curve of
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  Speaker 3: Enthusiasm episode, so I choose to getting to the ones
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  Speaker 3: you guys sent in though. This one from Brian, My
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  Speaker 3: thing that must go is being expected to take a
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  Speaker 3: survey every time I purchase a product or use some service.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I won't review you on Facebook. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I just want and companies that base their like getting
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  Speaker 2: a raise or something on people filling out those reviews.
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  Speaker 2: That's not fair.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I hate to tell you, Brian, as somebody who basically
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  Speaker 3: got a degree in making these surveys, they are not
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  Speaker 3: going anywhere. This one from doctor Mike in a parking
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  Speaker 3: lot Comma. If the parking spaces aren't angled, you are
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  Speaker 3: supposed to be driving the direction that you can easily
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  Speaker 3: pull in, not driving the direction that you need to
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  Speaker 3: almost make a U turn to pull into the parking space.
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  Speaker 3: That's just common sense. Thank you for that, doctor, Mike.
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  Speaker 3: This one doesn't have a name, so I won't say it.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning. What must go people vandalizing Tesla's. We bought
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  Speaker 3: ours well before Elon became a super villain, and we
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  Speaker 3: are not in a position to just sell it and
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  Speaker 3: buy a different car. Just because we have a Tesla
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  Speaker 3: does not mean we support current events. We bought it
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  Speaker 3: because we wanted an electric vehicle that was better for
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  Speaker 3: the planet, and at the time the only affordable option
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  Speaker 3: was Tesla.
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  Speaker 5: Well get him, get one of those bumper stickers then
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  Speaker 5: yeah that say I hate him too, or you know
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  Speaker 5: got this before we knew?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yet be funny to see, like a cyber truck.
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  Speaker 5: This one from Peter Bilt Brian. Firstly, my wife, missus.
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  Speaker 5: Peterbilt Brian is the store manager for Joanne's for a
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  Speaker 5: Joannes fabric. With the recent coverage of it being sold off,
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  Speaker 5: customers are treating the employees more like garbage than usual,
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  Speaker 5: complaining that they can't seem to find one thing in
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  Speaker 5: a store that they want, while my wife is concerned
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  Speaker 5: about finding a new job. When it's over, new jobs
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  Speaker 5: for the employees. Come on, people, show a little compassion.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of people are about to be out of work. Second,
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  Speaker 5: I drive a really big pickup. As a result, I
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  Speaker 5: realize that when I park in a parking lot, I
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  Speaker 5: know I have to go way out to find a
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  Speaker 5: spot with a lot of space.
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  Speaker 4: There are other people that drive big vehicles.
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  Speaker 5: And insist on trying to cram their vehicle in a
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  Speaker 5: small spot up close so they don't have to walk.
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  Speaker 4: If you drive something big, expect to walk. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 4: thanks Ryan.
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  Speaker 5: And lastly, I have one of those toilet seats that
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  Speaker 5: slowly goes down when I nudge it so it doesn't slam.
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  Speaker 5: The thing that must go is when I use somebody
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  Speaker 5: else's toilet and I nudge the lid without thinking and.
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  Speaker 2: It slams down.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone knows what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 5: Let's see this one does not say I can use
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  Speaker 5: the name, so I won't. The death race two thousand
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  Speaker 5: attitude of drivers in Salt Lake that see you crossing
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  Speaker 5: the street and speed up. Yes, and refuse to change
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  Speaker 5: a lineup.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that happens right outside, right outside our building. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: all the time. Let's see high lords Nick from Portland.
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  Speaker 5: My thing that must go is when you're loading the
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  Speaker 5: dishwasher after cooking and all the dishes won't fit into
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  Speaker 5: the dishwasher.
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  Speaker 4: You have to hand wash some of the dishes. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: that's when you soak. That's when you say we're gonna
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  Speaker 4: just soak these soap. That's what's different connotation Utah County. Yeah, draper,
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  Speaker 4: let's see.
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  Speaker 5: Also, let's see Scott in Caseville opt for the bigger
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  Speaker 5: convenience store coffee cup size.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but then you drop the narrow black sippy.
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  Speaker 5: Straw in it all the way in because it's not
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  Speaker 5: long enough for the bigger cup.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's suck
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  Speaker 1: Begs that must go on the radio.