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THROWBACK THURSDAY | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:57 · Chisme With DoKnow

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Buenos dias. Buenos dias, mi compadres. Mi caballeros. Like, you
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: know how, like, like, like... Like, so you're like my carnal,
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: you know? You're my carnal. Facts, brother. That's what I
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: tell you, my carnal. You know who says that a lot?
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: Martin B. And when someone says that to me, I
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: feel really special. That's what I'm saying. You know, he's
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: my carnal right there.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: And like, to me, the first time I heard that
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: without someone saying carnalagas or anything like that, it really
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: made me feel really good.
• 0:30
  Speaker 3: No, well, carnal really means brother. Like, the literal term
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: is brother.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the literal translation? But, but, but. But I think carnal, like... Like,
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: you're my camarada. Camarada. Why did I say that wrong? Camarada,
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: my bad. I stuttered a little bit. Camarada. You're my camarada,
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: but you're really my carnal. What does camarada mean? Camarada
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: means a homie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're my comrade. Like,
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: in Indonesia, there's not a word you guys, like, your
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: dad doesn't go like, obviously your dad doesn't say it
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: in Spanish, but there's no, like, similar term to that.
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: I don't, I'm running a blank right now.
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  Speaker 3: So like, so like in, in, in the Hispanic Latino culture,
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  Speaker 3: like if my name was also Omar, your name was
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: Omar for you'll be my tocayo.
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: Tocayo? Yeah. Like, like wherever.
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: I feel like Mexicans have a word for literally fucking
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: every single thing though.
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: You get what I'm saying? That's what makes us one
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: of the greatest races of all time. Yeah. The powerful one.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: The master race? The master race? I wish. The Mexican Jews?
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  Speaker 1: The Mexican Jews. The Moos? So there's nothing like that?
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  Speaker 1: Not that I know of. I mean... Like Baba or
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: what do you call it?
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  Speaker 2: That's like Arabic, though. That's like Arabic. I call my dad,
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: I call my dad Abba. I call my mom Mama.
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: But in Arabic, dad would be Abi and mom would
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: be Umi.
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: I'd be Umi. Your brother would be Aki. Umi, Umi, Umi. Wait, wait. No,
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  Speaker 1: but when you call dinner, what do you call him? Aki. Oh, Aki. Oh, Aki.
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  Speaker 1: Brother in like Arabic. Yeah, okay, I guess. Well, Aki
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: now is those motherfuckers in New York making the sandwiches.
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  Speaker 1: That's what an Aki is. No, no, no. What I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying is- And what an Aki is now, you know
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: what an Aki is? An Aki is a motherfucker that
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: charges $ 20 for a chopped cheese. Okay, hold on.
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  Speaker 3: What I'm saying is that your dad, like you never
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: heard your dad call like- somebody that you call your
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: uncle but he's not really your uncle but obviously he's
• 2:18
  Speaker 3: like uncle but like there's not like a.
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  Speaker 2: I guess he would just say like that's your uncle
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  Speaker 2: like real shit there's no like term there definitely is
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  Speaker 2: a term I just I don't know I'm running a
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  Speaker 2: blank right now and I hate running blanks because I
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: don't even shoot blanks you know I should be chunky
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: so too much a little bit it'd be chunky not
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  Speaker 2: chunky like regular I don't know what regular is you
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: ever just get out of your sleep and go to
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: sleep yeah all the time I think there's like a
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  Speaker 2: birthmark or somewhere just splatter You.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: Know how hard it is when you beat it and
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: you're not circumcised?
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  Speaker 3: The clean, you have to like deep clean.
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: Really? You have to pull it all the way back
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: and make sure you don't got no cheese. All the way,
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: so you're just like. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder how it look.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: I'm not wondering how it looks. Just like, I guess
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  Speaker 2: I'm wondering. I'm not visualizing though. But if it's soft
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: and you're a grower and not a shower.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Your skin must be like.
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: Hoodied up. You could tie... You remember yesterday, I think
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: Felipe Esparza said he just ties that bitch on the top.
• 3:18
  Speaker 3: Or something like that. Yeah, I know what he said. No,
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  Speaker 3: what did he say? That was like, oh no, he said,
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  Speaker 3: I don't need a condom, I just tie it up.
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  Speaker 3: I just tie it up for protection. I was like,
• 3:27
  Speaker 3: that's actually a pretty good idea.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking disgusting, pops. I don't know. I feel like
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: you guys.
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  Speaker 2: And I know you guys fuck a lot of bitches,
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  Speaker 2: guys with uncircumcised penises, not just you.
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: So, I mean, are you guys scared of STDs? Yeah,
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: isn't anybody... Well, I don't know. I feel like I'm immune.
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: You're prone to it? I'm immune. I'm Agent Zero. I'm
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: the one that gives the.
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: Sorry. Sorry. It was just a joke. A little jokey joke.
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: Is it a jokey joke? Yeah, yeah. I swear.
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  Speaker 2: You know I'm a pretty clean person. And I went to...
• 3:59
  Speaker 2: I got blood work done yesterday. So they would have
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: told me, hey, my boy.
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  Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying? What does that mean?
• 4:07
  Speaker 2: You said por vida, we're brothers for life? No, no, podrida. Oh,
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: don't do that, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, I do want to get at
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  Speaker 3: you that don't ever put me on the phone with
• 4:18
  Speaker 3: somebody I don't want to talk to.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, chill out, bro. Don't do that. Really? Both you guys? Because... Because... Yeah,
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: but she's not nice to us.
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  Speaker 2: She's very nice to me. And I feel like that's
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: what matters. And hey, guys, we're all going to warm
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  Speaker 2: up to her soon.
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Let's... Well, you know what's crazy?
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: I'm honestly, I don't give a fuck. So I'm with
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  Speaker 2: this person for life. But Jakarta, she's leaving.
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: And if she says leave the podcast tomorrow, this shit's gone.
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: I'm leaving. That's cool. Leave. No, fuck you. It's just
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: my life, homie. I'll die for this fucking podcast. Wait, wait, wait. No, no.
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: But for real, I think she's really like. I don't
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: think it is. I think it's just because. She needs
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: to make an effort. Okay. Yeah, she does make an effort.
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: Because you know what, Jakarta? You've been the first to
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: preach about. Other homies' girls, like, you hate Peezy's girl,
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  Speaker 1: but now you have the baby with her. I love
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: her now. You have to love her. I have to
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: love her now. Britney, you still hate her until she
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: has the baby? Still on a fence about her.
• 5:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But she's going to have the baby? We'll wait until
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: it happens, though. You know what I'm saying? So, you know,
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: you still got to love her. So, you're saying I
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: got to put a baby in this girl? What I'm
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: saying is, no, what I'm saying is... Put a baby
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: in her and we're all going to be good, guys? No, no.
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, you're so quick to judge all
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: the homies' girls. Uh-huh.
• 5:31
  Speaker 4: But.
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: The minute we judge yours, the world is over, papa.
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's my world, pops. You have to understand,
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: I'm a very emotional person. So when I say like, hey,
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: I don't like this person's girl, I would never say
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  Speaker 2: it to the homie.
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: Say it to you. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, you are at the house and it's like
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: 3 a.m.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate that girl. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But like... Oh, so you don't want us to tell
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: us that we hate your girl? Yeah. If anything, hate
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: her by yourselves. Or talk shit about your girl between us. Yeah,
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: do the show all the time by yourselves. Oh, gotcha.
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: You just have to talk shit with other people. That's rude.
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? No, no, no, no. Don't
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  Speaker 1: talk shit about my bitch with like a person outside
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  Speaker 1: this room. No, no, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: But hey, if you and Andres need to go out
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  Speaker 1: and fuck this bitch, go ahead, bro. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying? Because me and Andres do that shit all
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: the time with everybody. You know? But I feel like
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: the relationship us... Us four, now five. Us five have.
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: We're a very open friendship. Would you guys say so?
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  Speaker 4: What the fuck does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: In a sense where we tell each other everything. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you do. I do. I've told you
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: guys the bottom of the barrel of my stuff. The
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: person who keeps the most secrets in this friend group
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: is Andrea? It's Andrea, by far. Yeah. And that's why
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: she's lonely. She's definitely not lonely. What I'm saying is,
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  Speaker 1: your girl doesn't give us a chance. No, no. Pops,
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  Speaker 1: you can't get to the Airbnb. She's panicking leave when
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: we're coming. It's not panicking leave. It's different. We're all excited.
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  Speaker 1: We're all excited. I just had a great DJ. Oh, shit,
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  Speaker 1: we're here in Jakarta. Future wife. Sick. Future baby mama. Sick.
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: Future camarada. Future transitioner. Watch out. No, no, no. Transitioner
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: to the Muslim race. Converter? Future converter. I don't know.
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: Different words. Same action. I don't transition. Makes me think
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: of transsexual people. Yeah. All I'm saying is she's.
• 7:22
  Speaker 3: Kind of mean.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't say hi on the phone. She just smiles. She
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: said hi. No, no, no. Because you forced her to.
• 7:27
  Speaker 2: Bro, I can't force nobody to do anything. Everyone is
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: their own person. If I'm not in person and I'm
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: not physical.
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: Hey! Did you not? Come on, that was like... I
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: ain't going to lie, that shit got me rock hard.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: I'm so proud. But you know why I did that?
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: Because I was like, I know dad's looking at me
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: right now. I got to impress him. Right here. Tell
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  Speaker 1: me how fire that shit was.
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  Speaker 4: Fire?
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  Speaker 1: I was very proud of you, but then tell him
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: what I did.
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: Just made it all worse. He grabs the phone and goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't really fuck with you. And then I think
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: you hung up. And I was like, why'd you do that, bud?
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: What did she say? I think she laughed. She was like,
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: he's so funny. Nah, she didn't say that shit. I
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: don't know what she said.
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: But I mean, hey, bro, I feel like I'm pretty
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: happy right now, you know? And I feel like- Wait,
• 8:10
  Speaker 2: what did Andres do to her? Uh, same shit.
• 8:14
  Speaker 4: No, I was trying to have a conversation with him
• 8:15
  Speaker 4: over the phone. Tell me why she just grabs the
• 8:18
  Speaker 4: phone and is like, hey, who are you?
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: No, she did not say that. And then he said, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
• 8:24
  Speaker 4: And then he's like, oh, that's my boy. Like they
• 8:26
  Speaker 4: said that.
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: I said, what's up? That was a really crazy night
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: for me.
• 8:30
  Speaker 4: No, and then look, he tried to grab the phone
• 8:32
  Speaker 4: back and she's like, no, why are you trying to
• 8:33
  Speaker 4: talk to him?
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: Why are you trying to talk on the phone? Why
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: are you trying to talk on the phone?
• 8:36
  Speaker 4: Fucking grabs his head and starts eating his fucking mouth, bro.
• 8:40
  Speaker 4: I see their tongues just fucking twist.
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: No, and then she jumps on top. No, shut the
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: fuck up. She jumps on top of you? Yeah, she did.
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: You think all this would happen on the phone? Yes,
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: it did. This is such a fucking lie.
• 8:51
  Speaker 4: That's why I respect that I'm trying to have a
• 8:53
  Speaker 4: conversation with you because.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: I was calling you about something else.
• 8:56
  Speaker 4: It wasn't 1 a.m.
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to show you. But sometimes you just
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: have to be happy for a brother, bro. I don't
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: like her. I know you don't like her. I like her.
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: That's the point. I like her, Bob. Yeah, and then
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: 30 minutes later, you text me. Hey, dude, chill, chill, chill. No, no,
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: 30 minutes later, you text me.
• 9:10
  Speaker 4: Fuck this bitch.
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate her, this and that.
• 9:12
  Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck.
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: We're open, though. Tripping out. You did say we're an
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: open person. Tripping out. Yeah, between us, not the whole
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: fucking world, bitch. What type of asshole shit was that?
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: So now we're just saying all our private texts? We're
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: saying all our private texts? You said, fuck that bitch.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: You want me to tell you what time? You were
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: probably still with her. I was. I was. I was.
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: I like her. I like her a lot. I think
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: she's pretty cool. I think she's cool. You got it, girl.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: You got it. Yeah, you got it. There you go.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: Where can we meet her? I have to meet her.
• 9:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: Honestly, no, it's because right now I have to go.
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: So just this week, I have a show tomorrow.
• 9:51
  Speaker 4: I believe it's sold out.
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: I'm supposed to go. I'm supposed to go to Universal.
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: Me and my, one of my boys, a really close homie,
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: I just met his name's homie. We're supposed to go,
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: then I have to go to Universal. Then I think
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: I have another show.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: Hold on, give me one second. When are you going
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: to Universal?
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: We were going to go tomorrow, but I have a
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: sold out show. So I have a sold out, I
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: think you're featuring with me.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: You should be after. I'm bringing you out? By the way,
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: I caught Jakarta yesterday. Ah, shut up, bitch. No, no,
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: I caught Jakarta yesterday. Bro, he couldn't let me have one, bro.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: He couldn't let me have one in front of Felipe Esparza,
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: the legend, bro. You know what I just realized?
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: Jakarta, if I'm not there, Jakarta tells people that he
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: go on after me.
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: You do, huh, you fucking bitch? Bro, he's so weird.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: So I said it. I said it. 30 seconds passed.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: He goes, wait, what the fuck? No, no, no. I
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: bring you out. You go and wait for me. I
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: was like, I was like, I was going to die.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: Shout out to the fucking legend. Bro, I'd fucking die
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: for you. And fucking Marty Rizzo. We're hanging out with
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: them yesterday on the What's Up Food podcast. Go watch that.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: What's up, food? And Jakarta, and Jakarta goes, and Jakarta goes.
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: Jakarta goes like, hey, man. They're like, oh, Jakarta, how
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: do you like the stand-up? Jakarta's like, yeah, I don't
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: really do stand-up. I just be podcasting or something. And
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: then he's like, and then they're like, oh, so what
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: do you do on stage? Oh, I go on after
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: doing them. And they kind of looked at him like,
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: all right. And then I was like, did I just
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: stick with this bitch? And I was like, oh, you
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: go on like, I think they think Jakarta headlines. This
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: stupid bitch will.
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: Drown without me. Who? You. For sure. I've actually drowned
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: with you. Yeah. San Francisco. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: And then you know what else he brought up yesterday
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: on the podcast in front of a world-renowned comedian?
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: For sure. Definitely going to be a legend in the
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: comedy world. My homeboy industries joke that I did in
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: Seattle and no one made a peep. So I guess
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: they don't have Homeboy Industries in Seattle? Seattle? I think
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: Homeboy Industries is in California, in Los Angeles. But it's
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: in like everywhere else. It was started by Father Greg,
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: which was a priest in Boyle Heights. Really? Yeah.
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: So I said the joke about some cholo food in
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: the crowd in Seattle. And I said, this looks like
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: he works at Homeboy Industries. And nobody laughed. Like it
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: wasn't nobody laughed. It got quieter than silent. Like I
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: was hearing bugs and shit.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Inside of a venue. Inside of a venue. In a venue. Well,
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: you saved me. You said some shit and people laughed.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: But it's okay.
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, we're talking about a couple things like that.
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: But I was like, wait, does fucking Jakarta.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: Fucking tell people this? Oh, yeah.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, you should see When I'm Not Around You. I
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: put him on back in the day. He started doing
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: videos on total transition and that comedy shit. Now I
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: read his shows.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: Why do you do that?
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Do you ever do shit and you're
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: just realizing you're doing something? Like in the sense of
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: when you're on stage and you're doing your bit and
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: then are you just like, oh fuck, I'm on stage
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: doing this right now.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, like... Like you just realized? You forget you're working? Yeah,
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: type shit. You zone out. Yeah, you zone out. Like,
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: I've seen it happen to you guys when you're driving.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: You're just like, oh, what the fuck? Like, you know
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Oh, what? When we're driving? Yeah, that's
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: never happened to you, boys? Nah, nah, you can't zone
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: out when you're driving, you dumb bitch. You'll cry. I
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: should die. What the fuck? You fucking... You think I
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: forget I get driving? Am I just making stuff up? No, no.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: You know what? Okay, okay. You know what has happened
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: to me, though?
• 13:17
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  Speaker 2: Do you think if you went to that school, it's
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  Speaker 2: think you'd flourish? Think of all the sports they play.
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  Speaker 2: There's a big, I'm definitely indefinite, there's a hierarchy. But
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Have you seen their fights? Their high school fights?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think a lot of other places and like,
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  Speaker 3: So they, like, in high school football, it's rooted like that.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: You think those towns, those little things, like, the whole
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: town's there, huh? Full, yes. It's like a lump.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: You seen Friday Night Lights? The little kids when those
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: boys go at it?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Never. You never seen Friday Night? Oh, no, no, no.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Friday Night Dykes. No, search it up. I've seen Friday
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Night Dykes. Where did you see that?
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Just me on a Friday night. Me on a Friday
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: night at Flamingo. Where the bitches? Where the bitches?
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Ah, fuck. Fuck it. But the point is, it's crap. Man,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: we don't got shit in this bitch. But football, football's
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: one of those things, fool. And I think in Pennsylvania
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: and New Zealand and shit, it's like that, for sure.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I would love to be, let's say this, I'm a
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: white American boy, my dad's a fucking racist, my mom's
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: a fucking racist.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Big old truck. We live on like a barn or something,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: like a farmhouse. Where at? Where at? In Texas. Somewhere
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: on the outskirts or some shit. The outskirts of Texas?
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's that racist. You know what? They
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: don't have to be racist, actually. I don't know why
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I said they were racist. We're just a regular. Let's
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: just go in the middle of Florida somewhere. No, because
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I want Texas football. That's the point. I'm in high school.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: You're in Texas, okay. I'm a star quarterback in my
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: fucking school. I'm already getting offers, and this is the
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: biggest game of my life. Everyone's there. QB1. QB1, yeah,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: type shit. Friday Night Lights. Dog, bro. Imagine that fucking,
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: the rush through your shit, bro. You know what's crazy, fool?
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: I never, like, I guess maybe because I wasn't part
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: of a team, but, like, when I would see the
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: football players on Friday nights just have the jersey on
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: and walk around the old school ice, to be like,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: you cornball ass bitch.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because you went to a shit school. No, no, no, no.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: MC was like D7 school. No, but you got to understand.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: You're playing against kids. You stupid bitch. But Friday night lights, regardless,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: no matter if your school's astronaut, people are still getting-
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: What are Friday night lights? Can you explain that to me?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Football games on Friday nights, you stupid bitch. Why don't
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: they just say football game Fridays or some shit? But Friday,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: it's Friday night lights. Football games of high school. Regular
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: high school season. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah. I've been
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: to a free Friday night lights.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: And then when you were in the crowd- Where you're
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: not like, damn, that shit looks tight.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Sick as fuck. Okay, okay. Low-key, I was like, damn,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I wish I was out about that right there. And especially, like,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: for example, where I went to high school. I mean,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: you know. Fucking you. Fucking you got down for the
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Battle of Sunset, remember? Get the fuck off my face.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: You were like a Hollywood forever. That's dumb as fuck.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: You were fighting the fools from Bernstein, no? Hell no. Okay.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: But, and where I went to school, when they played Belmont,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: when it was MC versus.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Belmont, it was like- What is that? It was crack.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Fight for what? I don't know if we were just
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: caught with a gang. Fighting for no reason. Where are
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: you fighting? Where are you fighting? You're fighting yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: it was like a big deal. Wait, wait, wait. The fight,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: hold on, I don't want to interrupt. The fight erupted
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: because of the football or it was just because? It
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: was just rivalry.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Regardless of like, let's just say a gangbanging fool doesn't go,
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: just say he goes to Alabama but doesn't even go
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: to class.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That was still a Sentinel until he dies, homie.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? So that was like a thing, but...
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Belmont Sentinels? Is that what it is? Yeah, Belmont Sentinels.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: But Belmont is a hierarchy of the area because they've
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: been there since 1920-something.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: The reason they opened MC and Royal Ball was because
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Belmont was too crowded. They just couldn't handle any more kids.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Back then in Belmont, food was getting shot in the hallway.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Like back in the day, fool, it's gang infested. Like
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: some of the old- Getting.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Shot in the hallway is crazy.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Fool, Belmont, fool, from what I've heard, fool, Belmont was
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: one of the most dangerous, like it was cracking, fool. So,
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: but point is, Friday Night Lights, that vibe was different.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: You gotta think about it, me, fool, like, you fool me,
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: I was out in the streets, you know? Get into it, homie,
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: so I didn't.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Have time to play. Fucking Sesame Street, fat bitch. You
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: fool me, if I didn't have time to be out
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: here just fucking- No, I was fucking tripping.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if I didn't have time- You ever seen this? Nah,
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: can you such a- You gotta watch it. They mad
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: as hell about this shit. I don't need to watch it.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Listen, hold up. Stop searching. Shut up. Listen, and then
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: it's different, fool. It's different. What you want to search up? No,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't say anything. Go ahead. How's it with you? Oh. Listen,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: when I was getting ready, and then it sucked, fool,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: because my girl, when I was- Cheerleader, right? She was
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: a cheerleader, and I was like, this fucking boy. Yeah, fucking- Oh, sorry.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Were you like, and this is all hypothetical,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I would never disrespect your sister. I would. In your head,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: were you like fucking B-word? Ah, no, but I was like, ah.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Fucking W? I was like, is she flirting with the
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: football players? She has to be. It's just, like, think
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: about it like this, the hierarchy. So, well, I don't know.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: But she was dating a cool, you understand? I wasn't
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: like just any fool. She was dating a cool fool.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: You were that fool? Like, I was the fool that
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: brought the bottles to them fools. To the football players?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I'm the bottle plug. I'm racking. What's up, you little
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: square football players? Want to drink something? I got it. Yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: That was the V-button. She definitely had somebody in her
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: ear the whole time. Like, he's not good for you.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I think she ended up being with a football player. Oh, yeah?
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: And now I'm a joint. And look, I'm sorry.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: I know now you're my employee, but I could have
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: been your brother-in-law at some point for the rest of
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: our lives.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: But your sister blew it. So any females out there
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: that are... I actually think she's doing pretty good, actually. Nah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: She's not happy. I know, Papa. I know her. She
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: sounds actually happy. I know her. I know her. You
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: know her more than everybody else? I know her more than...
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: It's Andrea, me. Andrea, me? I think it's Andrea, her man,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: than you. No, I know her way more than her man. Okay.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: All right. Andrea, you don't think so? Now you're stretching.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not stretching it. Nah? Yeah? Who, me and her man?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Why would the fuck? You and her mad. That's what
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: your homie? Yeah. Yeah, she's my dog. Bro, she used
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: to go to court with me. She used to go
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: to court with you, yeah. She used to go to
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: court with me and me and my mom. She would
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: be in her cheer outfit. We'll go to Fort Lauderdale.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: You got this, Danny. Go.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Go.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Judge, let him go. Not guilty. Not guilty. N-O-G. You've seen.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: There was a. Well, no, no, no. Well, we used
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: to do shit like that. And then I used to
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: catch tags. Oh, yeah. In the right name? Oh, man.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I used to put a name. We have a couple
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: tags all over the city that are still rocking. Right now?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you catch Landy. So I'll catch a spot
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: where they'll never above. Like by Eastlake, by the juvenile hall,
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: there's a. There's like a little metal poem about him.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: And I caught a tag right there. I remember my
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: mom was talking shit like, you're going to go to jail.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: And I was like, well, I'm talking with my lady
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: right now. I don't give a fuck right now, homie.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I'm telling my Ruka mom too. And then like two
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: years ago, I passed by, I parked and I was like,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I wonder if that tag is still there. It's still there?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: The tag is still there.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: And then after I dated after her, you know how
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: when they do fresh cement, when they're fixing the cement,
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: How it's wet? I caught a tag with her like
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: on Beverly. And I put the year, 2018, still there.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman, Jr.: Nice. Juno and- Rob Markman, Jr.: Juno. Well, Andrade,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: the other day you were going to tell us something.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I forgot you were going to bring up I'm just
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: reminiscing back on my old life, you know? Andrade Jimenez, Jr.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm thinking of right now? It hasn't
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: been leaving my head. I heard this song a few
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: days ago. It's a Mexican guy from the 80s, where
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: he's like.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? Did I do it?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I love that shit. That's him? What the fuck? You
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Where'd you listen to that?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Were you fucking your girl to that? No, no, no, no.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I think Raymundo probably played it. Hi, Ray. Oh, okay, okay.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: You weren't fucking your girl to that. You were fucking Raymundo.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Fucking Raymundo to that. Ay, mi pendejo. Hey, Jakarta, you
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: really like your girl right now, right? Yeah, cool. You
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: like her a lot? Yeah, I like her. You somehow
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: see a future. I guess so, yeah. And, you know,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: you care about her feelings. Yeah, go on. Yeah. Not
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: more than mine, but yeah.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: If you were to get staged for cancer right now,
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: would you leave her to spare her the heartbreak?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Leave her? No. If anything, that bitch would be inclined
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: to stay with me. But then you're being selfish. Save
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: her the heartbreak. Yeah, I'm not going to be feeling
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: shit in a few. You know what I'm saying? That's why.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: If they told me, hey, you have 30 days left. No, no, no. No,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: but let's be realistic. You have a year left. I
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: have a year left? You have a year left. Is
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: that really how it goes? I don't know. I think
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: stage cancer works in different ways. But let's just say
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I'm worth speaking hypothetically. You have a year left. Okay.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: You have stage cancer.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: The girl you're talking to right now, you really like her.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: She really likes you. Okay.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Would you leave her to spare her the heartbreak? Because
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: in a year, you could change somebody's whole emotion, point
• 27:00
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• 27:01
  Speaker 1: She could love you, literally love you. But then you're
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: going to leave. You know you're going to leave. Wouldn't
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: you want to spare her the heartbreak if you love
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: her too? No, I don't. You selfish bitch. I'm selfish? Bro,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I'm going to die. And I'm promised a year, right?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: So hold on. I'm promised a year. This bitch... I'm sorry,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: not this bitch. This girl, well, if she's going to leave,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: she's going to be a bitch. Yeah, okay.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: If she's not staying and she can't spend a year
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: with me, knowing that whatever heartbreak is going to hurt her, what,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: for a few more years after that?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Are you fucking stupid? Bro, you act like I'm the
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: fucking like. Well, you know there's eternal heartbreaks, right? For sure.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I understand that. But what I'm saying is, look. She
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: can have I'm gonna have a real heartbreak. My heart's
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: gonna fucking stop dumbass No, you can't give up a
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: year of your life. Just hang out with yourself yourself.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: How am I selfish? I'm leaving earth bitch. I don't
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: want to be alone be with me. That's right That's right.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: So you're gonna feel nothing. So you're okay Well, you're
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: not feeling nothing but her suffering for.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: The rest of her life because I'm gonna be dead
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be gone, bro. I won't be able to
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: feel shit I want to feel something but I won't
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: be able to but her give her like five years.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: She'll be good. I Rob Markman No, Bob's. Rob Markman Well, bro,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: she'll be good. She'll find somebody else. Rob Markman Aw, fool,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: you got to leave her, dog. Rob Markman I don't
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: got to do shit. This is my life. This is
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: my story, not you. You're the one now that's the
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: one with cancer. I have stage four, bro. Literally, I
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: have stage four. I can do whatever the fuck I want.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman So then, what do you want? Okay, fuck
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: the fuck. Do you consider yourself a nice person? Rob
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Markman No. Rob Markman You all right? Rob Markman Nice
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: is subjective. You know what I'm saying? Rob Markman Okay, okay.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: But frankly, you have great morals. Rob Markman Yeah. Rob
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Markman Yeah, okay, yeah. Okay, and if this girl, you
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: know what it could be, right? And she's like, and
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: you're like, I have stage four cancer. And she's like,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I'm willing to stay with you till your deathbed, homie.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Fuck your homies, I'm going to carry your
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: casket myself. And she didn't survive, right? How the bitch
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: going to do that? She's been training for over a year.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: She's going to have wheels? Any bitch that could lift
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: me up, I'm not trying to fuck with her. Okay, okay, okay.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Let's see, right? Wouldn't you be like, damn, you know what?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Let me just not put her through that. Let her
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: move on. Because she's going to suffer, Pop, for the
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: rest of her life. Yeah, she's going to suffer for
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: the rest of her life. Okay. Okay.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: So she's going to move on in front of my eyes?
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: This is my last year. I don't want to suffer
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: for her neither, bro. I'm already suffering fucking physically. She's
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: not going to move on.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: I'm already suffering physically? This bitch is going to... You
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: said let her leave and move on? I don't want
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: to suffer the last year of my life. You're not
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: going to suffer. I'm the one with stage four. I
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: don't understand how this is even a conversation.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: We're in Hong Kong every day for your last year, papa.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: We're fucking doing sacks.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: You're going to die, fool. We're doing sacks. We're doing benders,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: white cloth tequilas. We're getting Airbnb. You know what? You
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: know what? I'm letting her go. That's what I'm saying.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I'm letting her go just because the heartbreak afterwards. I
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: don't want to do that to her. It might be
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: too much. It genuinely might be too much. That's what
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. She won't be able to handle it. There's
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: something called internal heartbreak as well. That's it. So that's
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: something that could really hurt her and not something I
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: just don't want to have happen. For no bullshit, I
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: think my mom has that. Internal heartbreak?
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: I think my mom is forever heartbroken that my dad
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: couldn't figure it out for the family.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Dude, why the fuck did you just make this shit
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: sad as fuck? I didn't make it sad. I just
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: think my mom. That was super sad. That's not sad
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: at all. It's sad because Andrea's about to cry. Why?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is Andrea going to cry? Now it's
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: not her mom suffering. It's my mom. My mom is
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: fucking heartbroken for the rest of her life. Andrea cries
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: when she sees a puppy. Andrea will see a puppy
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: in a mansion and be like, but there's not another dog.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on. Let's finish this convo, but we're
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: going to talk about you crying again because that show
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: was hilarious. Do you remember that day? Okay, okay, okay.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about it.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Let's finish the convo. The fact that you can say
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: that right now, like, hey, you think you're... Your mom
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: has never moved on?
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: My mom tried to date one... My mom.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: The guy. I think she's dating right now, but my
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: mom tried to date once. And he questioned, I think
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: I talked about this. He questioned her and she left him.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: The minute he questioned her one time and my mom
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: said she told him, not even the dad of my
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: kids ever questioned me and left him and never talked
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: to him again. All he did was question her one time.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: And then she left that for no toleration or nothing.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: All it took was one. This will question her one time.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: And she was like, yeah, not happening.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's, I mean, which is good. And I think
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: right now, and I think, I.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Don't know, to be honest, fool, I don't know what
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: the vibe is, but I think she, obviously, like, my
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: dad was the love of her life.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, not to put my mom's business out there.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: She had freaking four kids with him.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: But from what I know, my mom, like, it might
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: be a lie, but it's just, it's a human shit,
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: but my mom, you know, lost her, became a woman
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: with my dad and gave, and only stayed with my
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: dad for the rest, and she was okay with that.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: They almost reached their, what is it, the golden year,
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: the 25th? They almost reached the golden year of marriage.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: 25. 25. But then he was on that dope. But yeah, Papa.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: It's fucked. It's fucked up. So how do you, do
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: you ever try to talk to your mom about that? No,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: for my mom's a grown ass woman. She don't got
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: time to be crying and shit. You just be like this.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: So you got that? I be like, you straight food?
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: She be like, see me? I be like, hola. Walk
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: in the crib. Stop all that crying shit. Hurry the
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: fuck up. I need planchada, right? I need some huevos cojines.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Hurry the fuck up. All that crying shit. Homie, cry
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: in the room. Don't let me see. Whoa. By the way.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen your mom cry? Yeah. Did you
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: start crying right after? Every report card. Weesh. Every report card. Why?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: On my birthday. I'd be like, bro, calm down. Are
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: you mom crying over a report card? But it would
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: always land on her birthday. And this is when I
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: was ditched and I was just being a super fucking retard.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: So I cried twice, you know. Or like- She wouldn't
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: beat the shit out of you? Yo, yeah. Beat the
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: shit out of me, then cry. My mom would beat
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: the shit out of me.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: That's what I like about parents. They beat the shit
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: out of their children. Like, I commend parents that beat
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: the shit out of their children for discipline. Not like
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: you're just home off Mezcal and you're like.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Come here. No, no. They don't beat their children. They
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: beat their wife. Oh, yeah. But that's a man thing.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Leave it alone. Yeah. Keep that shit in the house.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I'm a domestic. Andrea, be honest.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: You ever beat the shit out of- Not beat the shit.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: We're saying beat the shit out of like- We're saying
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: that Maddox says it.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Not like my mom was- And please be very truthful.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Regardless of anything. Fucking A.A. Ron ever need one of
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: these right here? For sure. For sure. Spanked him before.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Spanked him? Mm-hmm. I see you hit him with your car.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. Fuck. Whoa. What about Genesis? Yeah. I
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: don't know. She doesn't be needing it. She's a good girl. Nah,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Genesis should be needing it the most. She just has
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: a mouth on her. You got a lot of lip
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: on you, huh? Andres, what about you? You ever get
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: your ass whipped? Yeah. What do you mean? What about,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: what about, oh yeah. No, no, how about your uncle?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about your parents. Oh yeah, my mom.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: My dad used to beat the shit out of me.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: My mom too. What about, what about Noah? He definitely
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: don't get the ass whooping?
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I literally had a conversation with him yesterday.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: I had a conversation with him yesterday. I was like, bro,
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: you realize that this was fucking retarded, right? Wait, what
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: the fuck?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Who's retarded? Noah. Don't talk about your little brother like that.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: He's a fifth grader with a fucking second grader level
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: of shit. If Farid's a math problem, he can't figure
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: out if he needs to subtract or add or what
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: the fuck.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Is going on. Yeah, they need to beat the shit
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: out of Noah.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I told him, I was like, bro, you
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: guys fucking, he does one question, you let him take
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: a fucking two-hour break on his homework. And I'm like,
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: you guys are fucking, like, you guys are fucking up.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: You know what it is, though?
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: I think yesterday they had their, like, their moment when
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: they were like, oh, shit, he's right, we've been babying him.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm like, no shit. Hold on, hold on. I'm
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: just as mad because he grew up with the bad life,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: you know? No, no, I do.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: I don't want this to get bullied in middle school
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: because he's fucking real.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Can you tell the story? Hey, can you tell the
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: story about you sent him to the store and you said,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: get the two liters? Oh, well, that too. What the fuck?
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: So I found out that this fool fucking.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: He's still, well, my mom brought him to school. How
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: old is Noah? How old is Noah? Noah's like nine. Ten. Ten. Oh, damn.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: This is Andres' little brother, guys. By the way, by
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: the way, by the way, one of the coolest little
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: fools of all time. I never met him. Shout out
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: to the team, man, because Aiden's pretty cool. Aaron is
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: mad cool. Genesis, I beat for her. Actually, Genesis is
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: my favorite. Aaron, I'm not really getting along with him.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: I fuck with A-Rod. And Noah doesn't fucking talk, but
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: he is cool. And we see less of Noah. But
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: you know what it is? I think what it is,
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Andres isn't like Noah because Noah's dark. Andres is a
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: racist towards his own people.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: He looks like a little Oaxacan or what? I feel
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: like an Indio.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: I was the darkest in my family until he came around.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: You're like, this is now the shit child. Alright, so
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: go ahead. Continue.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: My mom still walks him to school and She told
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: me that he holds her hand until they get close
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: to by like the corner of the school and lets
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: go of it. But he's scared like of being outside.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: So one day, I was just like, hey, you're grown, right?
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: By the way, you live in Gotham, so I don't
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: think being scared of the outside is.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: They're not going to kidnap Noah, fool. You don't know
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: what the fuck they're going to do.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: That is true, but in these streets, fool, in the morning,
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: those shits are packed like.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: It was New York. I got you. Really?
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: In the morning, fool, there's like three middle schools, two elementaries,
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: three high schools within that area.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: There's food.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: There's no way you could get kidnapped right there at
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: that time. In the night, Andres might have people locked
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: up in.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: His basement, but... In that time, Noah's fine. The shared
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: apartment basement. Everyone else's people locked in there too. So then, okay, okay.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: So your mom walks into school, and then Benoit was
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you he's grown.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he was like, oh, I don't need anybody
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: to babysit me, this and that.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck, Benoit, okay, yeah.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, that's cool.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: I was trying to gain an independency.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: And then I was, I think I had just gotten
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: back from a run, and my mom made some food,
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, this shit's going to go
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: good with some Coke. So I told my brother, I
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: was like, hey.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Go buy a sack.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: I told him, I was like. I told him, I
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: was like, here's some money. I gave him $ 7. I
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: was like, go buy a two-liter, but make sure it's
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: the one from the fridge and this and that. And
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: I was like, or you could just go to the
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: taco guy downstairs. You don't have to go to the store,
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: but he sells the two-liters.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Dang, your taco guy sells two-liters? Yeah. He's on deck
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: with it? Are the tacos good there? Okay, good. I
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: was like, just get them. That's why I said two-liters.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm going to lie.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: If we sell two-liters out of the Yelera, it's cracking.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: He be playing the novelas on the TV for the
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: whole time. Yelera or Yelera? I said, Yelera. No, I'm asking,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: what's the pronunciation? I thought it was La Yera. No, Yelera. Yelera. Cool, cool. Okay,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: so La Fiera.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: And then he was like, no, I'm going to go
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: to the store because I'm growing like this.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: I was like, all right. The store's in the corner.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Bro, it's across the street, literally right there.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on. Can you say verbatim on what
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: he said to you? Like literally, what did he say
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: to you? Word by word, what did he say? He said,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: I'm going to grow across the street.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: I'm growing.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I can do it. He said that to you? I
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: was like, okay.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: And then my mom was like, bro, I don't trust
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: you crossing the street.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, bro.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: I was like, in third grade, you made me bust
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: it from South Central to fucking Graz. Like, what the fuck?
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, he can't cross the street alone?
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: And then she was worried because it was like 15
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: minutes that he was gone.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: And I was like, fuck.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: But my mom has a story where she sent him
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: to grab something as well. And she goes to look
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: for him. He's downstairs on the stairs crying outside. He
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: didn't even cross the street because he was so scared.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: And I was like, bro.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: I feel bad as fuck. He comes back with a
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: little fucking Coke can. Which is like fucking $ 6 of change.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, are you fucking stupid? I gave you
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: this to buy the coke for everybody.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: And he's like, well, I didn't know. Now you're just
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: being mean, bro. No, I'm not being mean, fool. Okay, okay, right, right.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: For you to tell yourself, they live in Gotham. Yeah.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: He can't be crying in Gotham, fool. Yeah, even though
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of reasons to cry. Okay? Gotham is scary, bro.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Walking outside, I see Nightcrawler right there. I wonder if
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: people think that Andres lives in Skid Row. Something like that,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: just a little higher than that. It's like right above.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: It's like right above. But Andres' house looks like Beverly Hills,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: the inside of his house.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: The minute you step outside his door, Gotham City.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Gotham City. The interior of your apartment building is pretty nice.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Nah, it's just janky right now.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: But why do you think But it's the same thing
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: for your parents are treating like how Jakarta's dad treated him.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: How do my dad treat me? Like for the reason
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: he can't sleep with the lights off is because I'm
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: a grown ass man. I do what the fuck I want.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I ain't scared of nobody. I ain't scared of shit.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I only scared of the dark because there's nothing you
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: can do about ghosts. What are you going to do?
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Nothing could fucking go in your ass and finger fuck
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: your butthole. You can't even do shit. You know what
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I'm saying is, you got babied. I didn't get babied.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: That's why I got babied. I had to take the
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: bus to middle school. Who's a baby? I'm the fucking...
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: You're still a baby. Uh-uh, bro. I don't ask nobody...
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: We pick you up. We feed you. We drop you off. One,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: you don't fucking feed me. I feed y'all. I feed y'all.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: That's only optional. And that's a personal thing. I don't
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: hate it.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: And I think that's why you're scared to move out
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: alone because you're... I can tell you the real reason
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: I'm scared.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I swear to God. Listen, listen.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you right now. You're comfortable with
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: somebody around you, which is why.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: You don't want to leave.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Obviously, you and your brothers don't share a bed, which
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: actually I'm still questioning that, but you and your brothers
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: don't sleep right next to each other, but you know
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: there's somebody there.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, facts. I know someone in my house. What I'm
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: scared of is living.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: That's why I want a studio, so I can just
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: see everything from my bed in the corner, but I
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: don't want to wake up and I see somebody in
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: the corner.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Because I can't call on Jersey. He's not going to
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: come fast enough. Come for me, come for me.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: But he's not going to, you know what I'm saying?
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: But I just, I got to pray more, I feel like.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Because if you pray, you shouldn't be worried about shit
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: like that. I feel like I'm the only food that's
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: out here worried about the supernatural still.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: No, no, I feel you. I'm scared of the supernatural too. No,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: you're not. You're not, bro. You're not, bro. And that's
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: the one thing. I've seen the way you live, bro.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: You're going to hell, bro. So you don't care. Rob
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Markman And that's the one.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Thing I love about being Catholic is that we have
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: certain statues and stuff.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: You think a lot is blank, but like, no, no,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: this is real shit. Rob Markman No, no, I'm just
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: scratching my head.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Rob Markman There's lights in my house with the Virgin
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Mary around it. And I'm not trying to brag, but
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I feel like that keeps the ghost away.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Facts, facts. You have baby Jesus right above your bed. Yeah,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: but I don't know if Allah could see. I'm going
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: to have Muslim stuff in my crib. For sure. But
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: the ghost can't read Arabic. Yeah, but they see the
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: thing and be like, oh, fuck. It's a Muslim dude.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Let's leave. They should probably smell. Yeah, let's get out
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: of here. Let's get out of here. I'm done. I'm done.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I want to move to a solo key where it's like.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: But back to Noah. Oh yeah, back to Noah. Actually,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: real quick. So Noah the punk ass little weenie. He's
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: an idiot. Like if he was in SpongeBob, he would
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: go to Weenie Hut Jr.? Yeah? All the time? What
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: is that? Weenie Hut Jr. You know Weenie Hut Jr.?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: There's three restaurants. It's like Weenie Hut Jr., Weenie Weenie Jr. Hut,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that. It's like the pussy-ass restaurant
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: where SpongeBob goes sometimes to go get milkshakes. Well, you're
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: calling your little brother a pussy-ass necklace. You just had
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: pussy-ass little shit. I did? Yeah. I'm sorry. I apologize. Fuck.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: But Noah's my dog. I fuck with Noah. But that
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: is true food. Can we get a lunch with Noah
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: one day? Lunch with Noah? Yeah. Yeah, we'll get him.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: We'll take him, bro. I'm fucking tired. Bro, chill out.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Watch your brother, bro. Hey, we'll take him to Shakey's
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: or something. We'll have him fight all the children. You
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: know what it is? You know what it is? Well,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: he's the Noah of his family. Huh? You're the Noah
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: of your family. Hey, bro, it's hard being the disappointment.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Just got to shine sometimes, buddy. You got to shine.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: You got to shine.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Disappointment. Yeah. There you go. Fucking poor Noah. Poor Noah,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: my brother. Not a touch of your cool. Poor Noah, Bob's.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: No, it's just that- Bro, he really has- I mean,
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: he's like, what, nine years old? He really has that
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: much fear in his- He's sitting down on the stairs crying?
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: He was crying. I think it was like a year ago.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Tell that fool he should have been crying inside, by
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: the way, bro. It's Gotham right there. They could have
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: kidnapped his ass right there.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's... I mean, the fact that you don't know
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: the two-liter, that.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: You don't know the version of a two-liter is crazy.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Like.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Wait, do you just go home sometimes to see him?
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: You just be like, fucking... Yeah, sure. Yeah, like I'm...
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I should cave this with Cheston right now.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: TV's fucking blasting and he's just watching YouTube shorts on
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: a fucking TV.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: All right. Whoa, that's crazy. You know who does that, too? Aiden.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: That shit's so annoying, bro. It's because kids right now,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: they're indoctrined into the technology, bro. All electronics and stuff
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if they were doing something with it, that'd
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: be cool.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I agree. You know what we should do?
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: They're just staring at a fucking dumbass.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Aiden, that's what Aiden be... Honestly, I'm going to be honest, fool.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure if Aiden... I think he could go
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: to the store, though. For sure. I think he can.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: But Aiden also the type.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Of fool that got lost himself at a non-security farm
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: and then went to the security guard and told the
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: security guard to.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: to call, his name was Aiden Beltran, and that they
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: need to look for his dad. That's smart, though. That's smart.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: That's a genius thing to do. And, I mean, aren't
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: you the guy that lost his fool in, like, a
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: grocery store? He lost himself. No, you lost him. No,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: he lost himself. Papa, if he was with you?
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: At seven years old, if my mom told me, stand
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: right here next to me, I stood there and stood
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: next to me.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Because if not, I would get my ass whooped. Yeah.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Did you whoop his ass? At eight years old, I
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: was already walking home alone. How far is that? I
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: was walking pretty far from, like, Union to my crib? Yeah,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: but nobody could pick your ass up. That's why.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: They were like, you're not going to get kidnapped. You're
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: a little fat kid. Aiden could get kidnapped. He's a
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: little skinny boy.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: But we were inside the Target. Point is, he got lost.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: When he got lost, he went to a security guard.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Smart, smart. And then I took the shit I bought him.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I took it away. I didn't give him for two weeks.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: You were furious, son. And I screamed at him hard
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: for like 10 minutes of a drive. You screamed at
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: him like you screamed at me? Or worse? Worse. Oh,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: he must have gotten it. And then he was in
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: the backseat crying. And then I didn't end it there.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: And then I told my mom on him. Your mom
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: screamed at him? My mom screamed at him like very soft.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Fucking weenies. Because she knew that you already killed it. No, no, no.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Because it's like her grandson. She has to play the
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: grandma role. Yeah, I love you. Yeah, yeah. And then
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: I called his mom. Oh, she's pissed.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: And then they were like, okay, we're on our way.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: And I stood there until they got there. And the
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: first thing Chris did was like, get the fuck up, Aiden,
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: It's getting dead. Erica was like, shut the fuck up.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: And he's like, shut up. Shut up. And that fool
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: was just sitting there crying the whole time. And as
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: he's walking out the door, I see him just get
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: smacked in the ass hard. Boom. And then Erica was like,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: thank you. And I was like, I'm going to leave
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: a stubble here for a week. She's like, keep that shit.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: You can give it away if you want. He needs
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: to learn. Ever since then, he's never got lost. Yeah,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think he'll ever get lost again, dog.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: He deserved that foolishness fool. Yeah, no, no, something drastic
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: really could have happened.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: So he needs to learn. Not even that. He's not
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: my kid to lose. If it's my own kid. Like, like, like.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I can't even mind. Like, like, like when, when, when
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I was in Target, everything always happens to me in Target.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: When I was in Target with, with Aiden and Angelina and,
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: and Jaylene, I don't know why Jaylene wanted to come
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: because she saw me to have Aiden and Angelina in
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: the car. This was like a year ago. Maybe, yeah,
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: like a year and a half ago. Aiden and Angelina
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: are in the whip. And they kind of fuck with
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Jaylene because she's a baby. So I'm like, but Jaylene's.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Like the baby. So she gets whatever she wants. And
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Jaylene's choosing shit, right? Boom, boom, boom. They all choose everything.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: I didn't know a baby can't sustain themselves on the escalator.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: They don't have no balance. But I'm holding her. But
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like, Jaylene, you're like four. But my
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: niece is going to be short. So she's shorter than
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: the average baby, right?
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: So my niece is like, by the way, she's not
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: like a midget, you guys. She's just. He was a child. Yeah.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: And she's like- She's a small child.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: And Aiden and Angelina have a bunch of stuff. They're
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: already like nine years old, 10, I think. They're like
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: laughing and shit. Tell me why fucking Jalene falls. Instead
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: of trying to get up, she panics and she starts crying.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Aiden and Angelina are having a laugh attack. I'm thinking
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: about how many people I know that had lost their
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: finger on an escalator. Because they try to grab on.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: The only way to grab her.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: So I'm panicking. I have a mirror on me. I
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: have all types of shit. I damn near.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Drop all the things I just bought to pick her up.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: And she's having a panic attack. Because these two are
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: laughing at her. And then I took their shit away
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: at their.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Right there. You took their shit away. Well, because they
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: can't be bullying their little niece, bro. Yeah. Okay. Well,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: their little sibling. And then Angie had to go on system.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, Jaylene, it's okay. Angie, I love you.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: And then I just took them home. I was like,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to deal with y'all shit. And then
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: my sister got there. Oh, shit. These ain't even my kids.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Get y'all some right now. And then my sister got
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: there and she was like, what happened? I was like, shit, fuck.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Jenny was like, ugh. You know when you're crying, you
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: can't even talk, Jenny was like. Yeah. And Angie was
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: dying and Aiden was dying. Like laughing? Fucking little pieces
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: of shit, too. Nah, for sure. That's some asshole shit.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: That's why I didn't buy him nothing this year for
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: back to school.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit. I thought you said for Christmas. I was like, what?
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: They got one of these. Now, they can get Christmas gifts.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Christmas is coming up.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: I guess Halloween's coming up first, but who celebrates that
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: devil fucking holiday?
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Fucking saying this piece of shit. Halloween and Thanksgiving. Oh, Thanksgiving.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: The day of giving thanks. Oh, my God. That's one
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: of our anniversary fucking podcasts. We talked about Thanksgiving in
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: a clip went viral when you said, I had hummus
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: on the table. Yeah, you got hummus. You got mashed
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: potato hummus. Hummus. That's funny as shit.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: What are you going to do for Halloween? What are
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: we going to do? Well, right now we're a unit.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: So it's like, if you got some crazy ass DJ event,
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: I guess I'll be.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Free a week ago. I don't know.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, what we got to do. I don't know
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: if you already announced it with, you know, where we're
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: going or with you. I got to get my fight.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: You already got your fight to that big CEO.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You already announced it? That
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: one's like your guy's dime. That one I can't, I can't. Yeah. Bro,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: we get money, bro. We don't give a fuck. Hey,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: first class, you're done. Yeah, fuck it. I was going
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: to think I'd sit right next to the pilot. It's
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: a fucking one-hour flight. Oh, is it? Like a one-hour
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: and a half, right? I do hate that fucking airport, though. Wait, wait, wait.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: That's a weird thing. We'll go solo. We'll go together.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: We'll look for the blue horse. Look for the horse, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Andrea,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: do we fly for that one? Do we fly into Denver?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: It might be a different airport, right? I think it's
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: a different airport. They're on work mode.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: We can look for that horse.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I think so. Wait, wait, wait. So me and Andres
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: aren't on work mode, then. We're on fuck around, man.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, we could vlog it. We are going to
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: be at a dope venue. We have free. I only
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: got a DJ, so it's not like I got to
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: be like for like a comedy show. Yeah. Yeah, but
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: you're not going to want to be there. Yeah, but
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: you're not going to want to be there, you know?
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Trust me. He wants to be in the crowd. Yeah. Oh,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: because you want to- I want to see the fucking-
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: The banda. Yeah. I want to be in the crowd. Oh,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I did another though.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: October 3rd, I have the pleasure of playing with my
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: boy De Oro and Jules.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: And what's the banda called, Andres? Which one? The band
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I called? Oh, Los Chapulines. We're going to be at
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: the Red Rocks. Los Alacranes. Los Alacranes. We're going to
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: be at the Red Rocks, which is in- Colorado. Colorado.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: It's a very, very legendary venue. It's literally a theater
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: built into a fucking cave. Cave, right? Yeah. Yeah. Can
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I catch you guys? Red Rocks. I heard it's like
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: 9,000 people.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: That shit's big.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I saw a TikTok.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: There was a kid rave there.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: A kid rave? This is where I'm going to be at.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: going to be at. Wait, wait, wait.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: Where are we flying to? I don't think it's Denver.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: I could be wrong, though.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: This is tight. Damn, I'm going to be playing right here.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I'm so much better than you. Yeah, this little gay shit. Hey, hey, hey.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Shout out Bolo. Shout out De Oro, bro. Those are
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: my guys, bro. I grew up with both of them, actually. Yeah, yeah. So,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: shit's going to be dope. Red Rocks is crazy. Who
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: do you prefer, Bolo or De Oro? Oh. For what?
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Just in general. In general? Can't pick between the boys, bro.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Pick one. Who do you prefer? Who do I prefer? Hmm.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I think I kicked him with the other more. I
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: think I kicked him with Bulla once. Bulla's dope as fuck. Okay.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: All your DJ homies are drowning. Okay. At the end,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Raw's drowning for sure. I can tell you right now.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Raw and Major Hype, they're drowning for sure. Wait, where
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: are you? You didn't even let me get to where
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I was going. I'll say Bailey J. Go ahead. Wait, wait.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Why are you letting Raw and Major Hype?
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: I just don't really fuck with them. Raw, his beard
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: is fake, by the way. He super glues that shit
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: every morning. That little leprechaun fuck.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Okay? And then Major Hype? Well, other than that, he's
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: fucked every single girl in the world. I don't know.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: He's just kind of a dickhead to me sometimes. I'm kidding.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I love both you guys. I love bros. Major, yeah.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: That was Dick's going to fall off soon. Major? Yeah,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: he's used it too much. I ain't going to lie, fool.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: He's one of the most player fools I know. Dude.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: And he's not really that handsome. But I have heard
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: through the grapevine he has a big cock. Yeah, I
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: felt it. What? On accident one time. Nah. It grazed me.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, what the fuck? It grazed you.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: I was like, is that a baby's arm right there
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: in your pants, bro? Majors? Like if you could give
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: it like an inch, what would you rate it? I
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: don't know. Oh, you're gay. I was joking around. Nah, nah.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Just trying to make little jokes. Now you're trying to
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: make me actually fucking homosexual. And you know I don't
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: want to go to hell, so I can't joke about that.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: That's gay.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you sometimes? I don't know. Sometimes
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I just say what's in my mind. Say what's on
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: your mind. That's what a podcast is. You talk about stuff.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: You say what's on your mind. I know, but sometimes
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: you go a little too far for shit. You just
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: got to stop doing that shit. Did you see that
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: shit in MacArthur Park? That lady? You know what, fool?
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: That was grave. I ain't going to lie, fool. If
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: you guys don't know where MacArthur Park is, it's one
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: of the most- Give him a breakdown, papa. Give him
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: a breakdown. It's where Andres lives. It's right. It's literally
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: where Andres lives. Just a couple blocks away. Yeah, a
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: couple blocks.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: They need to bomb to any ISIS or any of
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: our non-allies of America.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: If you're bombing somewhere, bomb MacArthur.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're planning to bomb Los Angeles, skip through
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Staples Center or.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: LA Live and just go straight to MacArthur Park. Just
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: throw a nuke right there. Okay, what about this? Have
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: you ever had bed bugs in your house? Yeah. Okay,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: you know when you have bed bugs? Yeah. Actually, I
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: don't think I've had bed bugs in my house.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, so when I moved into my apartment- I might have.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: When my mom moved in together, after we got evicted
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: and lived with my sister, we moved to We didn't know.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: They didn't tell us that the apartment had- Bed bugs.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Bed bugs. Was it in the carpet?
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: No, it was in It was like, they left a
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: cortina there. My mom was like, oh, it looks nice.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Like a cortina, you would never think.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: A curtain? A curtain, yeah. Full. It had them on there.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I found them.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: So like a weekend, I was like, damn, why am
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: I getting bit? Like, I just bought a new bed. Like,
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: I remember, I remember my mom, my mom bought me,
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: she told me, I'm going to buy you a new bed.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: I know we live with your sister.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm still working. I put a logo. Like, now
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I'm really making money. She's like, I'm going to get
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: you a new bed. Boom.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: We're going through it. So I got a new bed, everything.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: Tell me why I'm getting bit. And I'm like, what
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: the fuck's biting me, dog?
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: And my mom's like, clean this.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: She's like, no, maybe it's because maybe like, I don't know,
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: you left the window open or whatever. One day I'm
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: like figuring out I'm just cleaning everything. I see like
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: little bed bugs inside like the cortina. My mom was like,
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: throw everything.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Everything. Your mattress? Everything.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: And my mom cleans houses for a living.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: So my mom was so mad. I think she was
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: mad at herself that she missed that little thing. Yeah,
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: she's pissed. And I'm going to be honest.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: We got the apartment from somebody that was a friend.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: So you want to give your friends the benefit? Does
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: that make sense or no?
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to give them the benefit of the doubt. Like, oh,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: you're not. Like, let's say you and your family want
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: to move out.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: I might clean the crib, like deep clean it just
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: so I can get fresh. But I'm not going to
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: think you have.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Bed bugs, you know? Yeah. And if I did, I
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: think I'd tell you. For sure. Yeah. But clean. My
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: mom was like, throw everything in. Food. You know what
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: I had food?
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: This is a crazy story. This is before I started
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: working with Pro Club. They had just sent me a
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: new package. My mom was like, throw it.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, but it's new. Throw it. You threw
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: away a whole fresh package? I threw away everything, fool. Everything.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: And then what happened?
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: And we threw everything and we fumigated that bitch and
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: never again have I ever had that.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: That's nice. Never again have I ever had that. One
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: time recently I got bit by a mosquito. I panicked.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Called my mom. I was like, Ma!
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: She's like, you got bit by a mosquito. Which was true.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: But what I'm saying is she was like, throw everything, fool.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: Don't let, fool, I threw away. You got to throw
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: away stuff like that. Like mattresses, couches, everything.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Anything cushiony or something. Not wood, right? You don't have
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: to throw the wood away? Yeah, I threw away the
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: brand new mattress, the couch, everything. I threw everything away, fool.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: That's how bad it was. But what the fuck was
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I going with this? MacArthur Park. I don't know how.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: They need to throw away everything in MacArthur Park. Everything.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: The lake. They said Labor Day. What? Yeah, it was
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Labor Day. So hold on. It was just Labor Day recently.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Shout out to all the laborers. Did I forget what
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: the thing is? Hey, guys. Hey, guys. I don't know.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I forgot to go to it. Hold on.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: Hey, it's Labor Day. Shout out to you guys right here.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Everyone behind the camera, he laborers.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Good job, guys. Rob Markman, So a while back, was
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: it the governor or some shit? The mayor? Rob Markman, Council,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: something council maybe? Rob Markman, I got you, I got you.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: A politician that serves the community of Los Angeles, when
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: they raided MacArthur Park, he said they were going to
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: clean up the park so good that next year on
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Labor Day- He was going to go have a picnic there.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: No, it was this year.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: It was like four months ago.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, this year. Did he go have a picnic? I
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: don't think so. You lying piece. You can't lie to
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: the people, papa. Hold on. Search it up first. You
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: fucking liar. Picnic in MacArthur Park. It was clean for
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: like a week. What the fuck? It was clean for
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: like a week over there.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: It was clean in the World Cup.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, he did host it. Oh, no way. Oh, it's
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: the DA. Press it, press it, press it. What the fuck?
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Let me see, press it.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's fucking, nah, no way.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: He did, he hosted it. Fucking Pinche Mongolo, you didn't
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: even fucking check.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: He probably just had one sandwich and left.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro. Guess what, fool, he had a picnic there.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: That fool went, bro.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: Damn, I didn't go.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: That fool will whoop your ass, Andres. Fuck this fool, huh?
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: You trying to make your community nicer? What the fuck?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. MacArthur Park's one of those places, dog,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: where I'm like, eesh. That shit needs to get fumigated, nigga. Yeah,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: but nothing's going to happen.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: You know how they say that roaches could survive a
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: nuclear attack?
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: MacArthur Park tweakers could survive anything, dog.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Those motherfuckers. That food are a different breed, papa. Hey,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Andre Matassi, you walking, boy?
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: That food just went for a picture.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Nah, he had a sandwich, fool. Fool, you kept me
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: mad at the... I just want to go shake hands
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: for B-roll. Yeah, Andres, don't be a hater, fool.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: No, I think that's what we did. You only go
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: for B-roll. Fucking Nathan Hodgman, you fucking... All right, so Nate, okay, okay.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: You didn't even get, oh. Ah, what the fuck? That's
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: not McCarthy Park. I know right there, buddy. Hey, that's
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: a real kickback. Yeah, right there. Party it up, boy.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: This fool didn't go for no picnic.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: He's right there smoking dope too, man.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: So what's up with you? So he did go? Performing
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: at that fool. How long was he there for? I wonder.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, but point is, well, actually, actually, you know what, fool?
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: Shout out Labor Day because they were having great food.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: They even had a water park. I'm going to show them. Hey,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: there you go. Shout out, you feel me? Look at this,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: look at this. What the fuck? And I found unlimited
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: water for the people of MacArthur Park. She's gonna die.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: It's showering too, it's cool.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: That type of bitch that sucks Jakarta's dick at 3 a.m.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: You know how many bodies have been found in that
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: fucking lake?
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. There's fish there too. She'll be good. There's
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: fish there?
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they dumped them every time. I think Wednesdays.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: It's probably them fish from the Simpsons, the one with
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: the three eyes.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: Wednesdays, 8 in the morning, a full bucket. Just dump
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: them in there and then people just fish.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: All right, change this. I feel like I'm going to die.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: Nah, she's probably still kicking it.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: What is that little bug when you're in the water
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: that if it gets to your brain, it'll eat it?
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: It's a parasite. It's a parasite? It's a brain-eating parasite.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: But it's only in still water. She's about to turn
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: into a ninja turf. Nah, bro, at this point, she's
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: immune to everything.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: If there's a nuclear blast, she'll survive, bro. Damn, to
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: whoever that is, I hope you get better. Just fuck me, man.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: There's no way she's not hospitalized. There's no way.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: I'll go look for her today.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. It's very sad, man. Aren't there ducks there?
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's ducks there.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Ain't no fucking ducks there. Yeah. The fuck can they
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: talk or what? That's fucking disgusting, Pop.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: But I think this is part of, like, a bigger problem.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Like, there's no water fountains. There's no, you know, like.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: There's water fountains in MacArthur Park.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: Where are these people going to go?
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: No. Yeah, there is. No, there isn't. I think the
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: bigger problem is that there's no water fountains.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: I've drank from there before.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I agree. Shut the fuck up.
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: From the water fountains in MacArthur Park?
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, you guys want to know what time I was, um...
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: What time I was... No, what time... What time I
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: was doing community service at El Centro del Pueblo... Wait,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: what's a Pueblo? It's a non-profit in Echo Park. Like
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Para Los Niños? Oh, nice, nice. No, Para Los Niños
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: was for the dweebs. That's a school, no? For me,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: it was an after-school program. It's a non-profit. They have
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: after-school programs. I feel like Para Los Niños, the grade program,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: all that shit, I feel like it's all a scam
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: in Los Angeles.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: When I was part of YPI, the fool that owned YPI,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: he ran off with a bunch of million dollars.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: He was gay. The point is. College funds. Point is,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: point is. YPI Young Players International?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Point is, one time there was a lady there that
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: was like one of those activist ladies. She was like
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: an activist that would be like, no, like they're.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Not called homeless. They're the unhoused. Yeah. And I remember
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: one time she was chirping, right?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: It was me and some old dude from Michael Park,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: like Daxel Hood. And she was like, and she got
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: mad that we used, you know, like the broom from I.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Forgot what it was, but she was making the scene
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: and they were like, all right. And then she's like,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: she's like, you.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Can't be mean to them. There was like a fool
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: out right across the street, like all naked. And they're like,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: get the fuck out of here.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: You know, there's kids there. And then she's like, don't
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: talk to him like that. Don't talk to him like that.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: And the homie was like, man, I'll beat the shit
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: out that fool. No, no. Yeah. And then shit, he's
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: going through a lot. That fool's like, he's a fucking
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: drug addict. Beat the shit out of him. He beat
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: the shit out of him?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Nah, the comment that I'm coming right now, obviously fucking
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: that fool's wanking the shit across the street from where
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: the kids are.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: I feel like those fools deserve to ask me. Some
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: of them don't even know what's going on, real shit.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: And it sucks because it's like you're not even conscious
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: at that moment. This is just what I'm thinking because
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: I've seen fools like straight up talk to fucking the
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: sky and like, well, I'm dead ass.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: I'm dead ass.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: I've seen a fool wank it and stare at me before, bro.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: So I gave the food a little show. I started
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: dancing a little bit.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: You gave him a little show? You started walking in
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: the back. Who does it better?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: If you know what happened to my mom before in Westwood,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: before my mom was sitting and waiting for the bus,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: and then some homeless food just started wanking the next room.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Whoa. Yeah. That's fucking disgusting. Then she moved and he
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: just kept staring. And then everybody, it was like a
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: big commotion. Everyone was like, hey. Everyone started coming through
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: cheering him on? No, he's my dad now. Yo, what
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: the fuck? You're wilding, buddy. No, I'm just kidding. I'm
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: just kidding. But yeah, that did happen to my mom.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Waking up this early is such a trip.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: If you guys don't know, we woke up. Well, I
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: woke up at 8 a.m. today.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Went back to sleep. Woke up at 8.30. My eyes
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: turned into fucking Cheech and Chong.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: I got so tired. I had all these fucking mocos
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: around my fucking eyes. You like that one? Dropping a
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: little Spanish in there for you. And then I came here.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: First one here, I arrived at 9.30. You were the
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: first one here? Yeah. Went to sleep.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: All these people arrived at 10.02.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: You know, the boss arrives at 10.30. He don't give
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: a fuck. I was here at 10.05. No, you were
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: here at 10.16. I have the text. Oh, 10.05 then, yeah.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I'll just be fucking around, sorry.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: This morning shit, I think it's if you wake up,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: because I woke up initially at 5 a.m.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: To pray. And then I went back to sleep. You
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: know what? If you're already up, you might as well
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: get your day started. That's what I'm saying, though. I
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: should have.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: Because once you wake up, you have that energy the
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: first time. You're like, oh, okay, I feel pretty good,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: you know? But then when I went back to sleep,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: I woke up at 8, and I was.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Like, ah. I felt like a slug. Wait, wait. When
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: you wake up at 5 a.m., who wakes you up?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Your dad? Like, hey. Bro, the light's already on. Yeah. Oh,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: you feel like having a full-blown day. Everyone's waking up.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: My mom and dad wake up for the day at
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: that time. Like 4 a.m., 5 a.m. Every day. And
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: then do they shake you like you got to pray for? Yeah.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Like when I wake up. And then you both get
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: like in line? No, no. So we're all in the
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: same bed, right? So my dad just stops the corner
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: and everyone just gets up. Yeah. No, we don't get
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: in line. Like I'll go first. Reza will go first.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: And my mother will really go first.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: You guys have like a special place where you guys pray?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: I just pray outside in the living room. Oh, okay. Oh,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: but you guys don't do it all together as a family? No, no, no.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: We used to before, but I'd be tired, bro. Let
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: me just pray and then I'm just going back to sleep. Oh, okay.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking like you guys all get together. No, this
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: is what I'm thinking. You guys all link up.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: Like, hey, it's 4.55. In five minutes, meet at the
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: living room. And then you have your carpet in one place.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: You have your carpet in one place. All the carpets
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: are in one spot. Oh, are you guys carpets? Yeah.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Different colors? No, no. Your mom has a pink one. No,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: it's not like that. It's not like that. Everyone shares, bro.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: It's not like that. Oh, it's one big carpet. No.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: There's like a stack. There's like a stack of prayer rugs.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: It's like prayer rugs. It's not a carpet. It's not
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: a carpet. It's like prayer rugs. It's like a stack.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: I guess when my cousins come through, they know where
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: it's at.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: It's weird. I know where it's at on my cousin's house.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Oh, shit. Yeah. Prayer is
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: a big thing. Do you have a favorite one where
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: the rest of it gets to you and you're like, oh,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: let me get that one? Before. It was like a
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: green one. My favorite color is green. I've never seen
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: you wear green in my life. Point is... Yes, you have.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: The green Pro Club quarter zip. By the way, from
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Pro Club, Pro Club or nothing, you guys should go
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: fuck with them. Okay, so then when you grab it...
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: It's not like I'm waiting. Did you ever grab it
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: and resurrect at the same time? No, this is my rug. No,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: we just... Okay, I'm just... Let's pray together.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's because I'm trying to figure out, like, together
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: not doing the same.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, same, same, same. At the same time? Depends on
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: who's leading the prayer. They would go first and then
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: you'd follow. Well, your dad has to lead it because
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: your mom can't do that. She's a woman. Correct.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: But if my dad's not there, then it's like, rest
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: up me, whatever, my hams, you know?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, okay, okay. But then you guys do it together.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: But I think I want to pray more at the
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: mosque now. Like, because my dad used to always tell me, like,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: praying at home, like, that's what women do.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Pray at the mosque. Like, yeah, you're a man, you know?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: I go to the mosque and pray like a fucking man,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: you fucking pussy. Like, bro, my dad's at the mosque
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: every single day, 8 a.m., 8 p.m. What the fuck
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: is going on back there? It's hard to focus when
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: you guys are fucking dilly-dallying.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Come on, bro. That's crazy.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: So we're going to do a hard change right now,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: and I'm going to be running this conversation just because
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: I felt like this has happened to me before. There
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: was a 13-year-old girl, and I think she was at school.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: She ate an edible after school or during school?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: It was during school. So she ate an edible, and
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: I guess... All right, so.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: You're leading on to it, but I just wanted to... Well,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys saw right there. She
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: fucking spelled edible wrong, and I fixed it right now, and...
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: That's why she was throwing the time truck because I
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: was trying.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: To take a picture of it. Yeah, but she's not
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: from America. Leave her alone, man. No.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: But I feel like Edible. Edible.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: Edible. Edible. Edible. Edible. Edible.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: Edible.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Edible. Edible. Edible. Edible. Edible. Humberto is like a young
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: old man. He's a chavarruco is what they call him.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: A chavarruco. You guys have a name for everything. What's
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: the name for the tío that touches the nieces and
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: the nephews? Our favorite tío. Wow. Tío favorito. Padre. Padre Juan.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: So this... What the fuck?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: So this girl at school, I guess she ate an
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: edible and she just started tweaking on dress?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: No, she got home or.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: I forgot.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: What a punk ass little bitch.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: They found her at the school.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: She was like.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: By the way, by the way, I want to let
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: I want to let you know. That's part of being
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: a kid. In LA. Taking the edible and panicking. In LA.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: It's part of being a kid, papa. In LA, yeah. Hey, Andres,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: do you remember the girl from your grade? Yeah. That
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: passed out in her school. She was a big girl.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say her name. Psych, I'm going
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: to say her name. And she was dark. Wait, what
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: the fuck? What is her race? What's up with you girls?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Stop being edibles in class, papa. No, no, actually, let's
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: be real, let's not fuck that, but let me tell
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: you guys about this girl. Actually, no, fuck that. Fuck you,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: fat girl. No, I'm fucking with you. Okay, so this girl,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: she took an edible and passed on to school?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: This was, I think she was just pale and started
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: panicking and asking her.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, I hope she's okay. Oh, she's a punk, that
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: little bitch.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: No, but then she was like.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Dude, she's 13 years old. Papa, it's part.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: Of the ritual. No, but the thing is that she
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: didn't say that it wasn't, like, she basically blamed it
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: on somebody else that... That they gave it to her
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: and that she had no idea that they basically tricked her.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: If that is true, that's my point. That's weird. It's
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: not true. No, it's not true. You could taste the
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: difference in the animal.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: You could see in the interview that she just, because
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: she was like, oh.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: I would never do that. We don't got to play
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: the audio. I just want to see the interview. Let
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: me tell you right now, fool. Everybody that took an edible,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: we all panicked. I can tell you mine. I can
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: tell you mine. Hold on. Let me tell you. My
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: first edible, I panicked. How old were you? Because you
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: know what it is?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: We're so new to it that we don't know that
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: if we eat the whole thing, it's going to take
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: a little while to hit. So we eat the whole
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: thing thinking, oh, I'm stronger than this because it's a
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: fucking cookie. And we all panic and throw up and
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: fucking get out.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: How old were you when you had your first edible?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: I was 13 years old when I first had my
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: first edible. And what was it? It was a cookie
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: from Cookie. Cookie from cookies? My sister gave me my
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: first edible. Okay. Oh, cookie from cookie. Yeah, yeah. Okay,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: she made it? I think one of her friends. You know,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: at some point, I sold edibles. Okay. I used to
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: make them myself. How did it make you feel? I
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: used to make them. Hold on, we're still on this.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: How did it make you feel? Like how she felt. Yeah.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: I panicked. I was pale. I felt nasty, nauseous. Threw up.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Threw up. Everything. Everything you could think of that happens
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: when you eat it. And this was in school?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: Uh, no, I took it while, uh, right after school.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: And then it hit me like around, like, let's say
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: I got out of school at 3, I took it
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: like at 3.30.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: That shit hit me like, oh, this little bitch took
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: the piss.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: You think she's fucking saying, you think she's saying the truth?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: She's fucking lying.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: She just doesn't want to get in trouble and it
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: became a fucking bitch.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: See the bite sign. It happens. It happens to all
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: of us.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: Look at her face.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Look, she's like, I did that shit. And she snitched. Oh,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: I did see this. And she snitched on somebody?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: Alright, it says... Camila Parada, a 13-year-old student.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Fucking Camila, always fucking shit up. And they do what
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: I said!
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: She took that shit! She was rushed to the hospital
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: after consuming a green marijuana gummy given to her by
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: a classmate.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: It was a gummy? Boom! Hey, those gummies hit.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: The package is different! And she want to go snitch?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: That's not cool.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: Her mother spoke to the press about a terrifying ordeal
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: stating that her daughter was completely pale and looked like
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: if she were dead.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Bro, she only went.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: The fact that they made it to the news with
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: this fucking story is so stupid.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Bro, she just got some of that good shit. No,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: you know she... She must have been at Carrova Bar,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: She started acting like, oh, poor me, poor me, just
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: because she didn't want to get her ass whooped by
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: her mom.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Look at her now. She's still stoned. She's high as
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: fuck right there. I want to let you know right now.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: I want to let you know right now. Camila, nobody's
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: ever going to trust you again for the rest of
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: your life, Papa. Damn, Papa.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: But I will say this. I will say this. If
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: somebody did do some shit where they gave it to her.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: That's horrible. With all I can say, that is wrong.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: That's fucked up and that's not okay. She's a little girl.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: And if it was a grown-ass man, you should die, Papa.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: All I'm saying is if her and her homegirls, you
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: feel me, they hit the plug, and you feel me,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: one of the foods in high school sold a little
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: edibles and she took it and then panicked and snitched
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: and fucked up the whole program, she's a punk-ass little bitch.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Dude, she's 13 years old.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Be a grown-ass little 10-year-old and go to the bathroom, shower,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: and go to sleep. When I was panicking, fool, I
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: called my sister. I called my sister, and I was like, Erica,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: what do I do? She's like, drink milk, shower, and
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: go to sleep.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Drink milk. And I was like, Erica, what do you mean?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: She's like, fool, drink milk. She's like, eat something, drink milk,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: throw up if you have to, and shower. I was like, okay,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: what do I do if mom asks me? Go to sleep.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Boom. It was 7 p.m. I was trying to fall
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: asleep like this. My mom was like, man, what happened?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, estoy enfermo.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: That's how I was.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: All right, hold on. I'm not sure. I was at
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: a school. Gosh, what am I going to say? What
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: were the comments saying?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: There was a comment that said, some negligence.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: The fuck?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: Girl got a smirk in that pic. They knew they
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: were taking or a friend dipped them into it. Anyway,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: they ate some weed candy and got a bad trip
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: from it. The body process is edible.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: It's different from smoking.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: And them being minors, well, not even worse. The kids
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: being dumb and eating weed candies from their friends, not
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: school negligence. Which is true.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, come on, fool. Like, obviously, if it was like, again,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: this is what I'm saying.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: If it was like blues or like fan or like,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, fuck no.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: That's raw food. That's not okay. That's some weird shit. Xanax,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: all that. We live in California. We live in LA.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: We all experience. Andrea, you experience edible? Where's your first
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: trip at?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: I was tripping.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you about my first trip, guys? What,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: did you snitch on your plug?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? She don't never snitch, homie. I was
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: really scared. We were all really scared, Andrea. We were
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: all scared.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: So the first time I had an edible, first time
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: I had an edible, it was a 300 milligram edible.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Me and my boy, Andy. You remember Andy, my boy?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: In high school, ninth grade. We split it and I
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: ate half and he ate half. 300 grams?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: 300 grams. 300 milligrams. Milligrams, sorry, milligrams. Milligrams would have
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: been dead, brother.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: So I'm literally in class, in ninth grade math, Mr.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: Deputron's class in Fairfax High School.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, foos. And I'm literally looking at this fool,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: playing for something, and I'm drooling. I have no idea.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at this fool like this and I'm drooling
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: and in my head, swear to God, I'm on YouTube.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: And I'm just scrolling through videos in my head.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: You got me? So I'm looking at you. It's like
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: if my glasses had YouTube on them. And I'm literally
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: watching YouTube. And I'm just like this.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: And he's hearing me like a little laugh and shit.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: And he's like, what's going on with you? They sent
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: me to the office.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. But you're a bird, too. I was a bird.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: By a snitch. I threw up crazy. I don't know
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: if Andy threw up. I threw up bad, bro. You're
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: such a punk-ass little bitch. I threw up bad, yeah.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: You know, I was there for Allison's first edible chip.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: She sat next to me in class, in history, in Ms. Corpus' class.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to say fuck her, because she was cool.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: But then I remember Addison was just sitting right there,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: and Addison was like this.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: And she was high. She's like, I'm tripping. I was like, A-Food,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: just go to sleep. And drank a lot of water.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: And she knocked out.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: And drank a lot of water. And then she got
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: in trouble after for falling asleep, but she didn't get
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: in trouble for high. But then I did see a
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: girl from my high school.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy, food? That the girl that took
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: an edible in my high school.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: They're such pieces of shit, they could have took it.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Through the back or through the hallway. It was during lunch.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: They took this bitch through the whole quad in front
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: of everybody. Just have her in a gurney like if
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: she just died. It was a bagel. I don't think
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: she ever came back to school. I wouldn't. Well, if
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: you're a guy, it's kind of funny. I would have
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: been in bed like, eh.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: The funniest part is that she was part of the
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: cool girls, like the little mean bitches.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: She was part of that group.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: To see her passed out right there in every, bro,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: that shit on Snapchat was like the biggest shit.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: Everybody was on Snapchat, pop.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: Hey, for kids, kids nowadays are evil. Now imagine kids
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: bullying is a different, cyberbullying now is on a different
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: standpoint with AI.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: You're fucked. If I have $ 5. 99, your ass is grass, bro.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: What is $ 5. 99?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: Just the little H-I-G-P-T image shit. Like, you know, for
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: you to pay to make images?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like $ 5. 99, bro. It's free? You're fucked. You're fucked.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: I'm about to put you sucking dick like eight times.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Print that shit and post that shit
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: all around school. What is wrong with you? If I was...
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Don't get no ideas, kids. Don't believe this stuff. Damn.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Why'd you go with... Did you have your... I'm sorry
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: to change. Did you have your morning shit yet? Yeah. Yeah?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: What is it? Wake up? It's clockwork for you now, huh? Nah,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: it's not clockwork for me. Sometimes you need to move around.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: You need to move your bowel movements around. You got
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: to go like this. Go like this. Why you have
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: to share that? I do. You should go like this
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: real quick. I haven't ate breakfast. Coffee's damn near like breakfast.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Some people take coffee at breakfast. Yeah, not me. What'd
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: you have today in the morning? Pan con pollo or?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: The egg bite. Oh, no, I'm good, bro. Fuck. Thank you.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: What about you? What'd you have for? I haven't had breakfast. No, no.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Hold on. Desayuno? Is that lunch? Desayuno is breakfast. Breakfast, breakfast.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: What do you think lunch is? Lunche? Oh, yeah, I guess. Almuerzo? No,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: almuerzo is breakfast. Oh, what's desayuno? Breakfast, too. Breakfast? You've
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: seen that with the dance room kid? What about dinner?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: What do you think dinner is? What does it start with? What? Dinner,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: in Spanish. Almuerzo is lunch. Oh, almuerzo is lunch. What's dinner, then?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is dinner? Oh, cena. Cena. Yesterday, it
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: was your dad's birthday? It was. Shout out my boy Farha.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: That's my dog right there. No, it was his birthday
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: two days ago, but we celebrated yesterday. You didn't post him?
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: I actually have a picture of me like this. He
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: has his arms over me, and I'm like this. So
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: I'm going to post that one today. So what me
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: and my cousins do is we sneak in middle fingers.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: So my family, we spend all holidays with the Cuffs family.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: You guys only have one holiday. Thanksgiving. Oh my God,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: is it 9-11 today? No, tomorrow. Oh, man. By the way,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: by the way. Free the fucking guys, bro. By the way,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: I have a gift for you. Bro. Oh, God.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: Is it what you showed me?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Bro. Tell me I'm not a beast.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: That shit caught me so off guard that I hate
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: the fact that you clicked right after.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: What is it? What is it? I'll give it to
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: you tomorrow for 9-11. Where are you going to give
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: it to me, huh? I'll go drop it off at
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: your house.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: Yo.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: You're going to physically go out your way to go
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: to my house and drop it. No, tomorrow I have
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: to go pray. And if you bring it to the mosque,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: I'm going to fucking kill you. Brother, oh, can we
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: go to the mosque tomorrow? I won't bring the gift
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: to the mosque. I guess if you want to come, yeah,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: you can come, bro. Don't be recording any shit, yeah.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: But no, we could just go get food. I'd rather
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: just buy food.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: I have money, bro. That is like Jakarta's dad right there. Yeah.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Where are these foods? I have no clue. Oh, these
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: are my cousins in Indonesia. That's Jakarta Sim right there.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? How'd you find this? My uncle found
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: his Instagram and sent it to him. Hit me up.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: Like at fucking 3 in the morning.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: He goes like, you want to see? Can we blur
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: the other faces though? Like, bro. Wait, wait, wait. What
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: the fuck, Jakarta? It was paintball. They literally had deers
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: moving around and stuff all stripping out do you want
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: to show them the San Francisco? We got along it
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know the food right next to me. These
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: are all my cousins from Bandung It's another island in Indo.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: There's another city. It's like LA San Diego. They're from
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: San Diego I'd say and Look at this holding the
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: guns right to the... We look like a little terrorist squad, bro.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on? Let me FaceTime my
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: mom real quick.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Wait. Hold on, hold on. Let me call my mom.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: Hey, when did we do the San Francisco one?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I just... Okay, hold on. I can tell you what's
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: up with this one. So we just went to San Fran.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: I was feeling a little different. Wait, wait, wait. I... Wait,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: zoom in on the back. There's better ones. There's better ones.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Hold on, zoom in on the back. Zoom in on
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: the back. I wish this was AI, bro. This is
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: real life. Hey, why you got glasses that are stopping
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: you from throwing red laser on your eye? No, no.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: These are the glasses, the transitional ones, so they turn
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: dark when it's light. Hold on. Hold on. What's the
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: next one? Can I see it before? No, no. Fuck
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: that fool. He's like, God, bro. Yo, that's my dad
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: right there. Damn, that's my dad? Dad looks young. Damn.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: He does look Mexican.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: And that's Reza right behind me. Oh, my God, Jakarta. Oh,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: you're already your dad's height right here. Jakarta, what the fuck?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Why are you here? I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: All right, but that's it. That's enough. Don't show any more.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Is there one more? Oh, wait. Don't show any more, bro.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: This is too much. Like, show. Oh, my fucking God. Bro,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: this is going to be the clip. This is going
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: to be the clip. This is the clip. You know
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: what you look like? You know what you look like?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: An exchange student. Fucking Jason Mraz right now. All right,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: hold on. Can I tell you guys was going through
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: my head? You know what I think I was at
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: this time I think I'm like an exchange student.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: I just came to New York from fucking Michigan or.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Something and I'm just living my life. I was in
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: my bag. That's fly, though, no? That's like white boy fly. Oh, Jakarta,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: you're funny, dog. All right, guys. I think we're going
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: to end the episode like this. You know what you
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: look like?
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: You look like a fucking metal soprano's first boyfriend when
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: she goes to college.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: The black guy? Yeah. You know what I look like?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: I look like I write songs and I have my
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: guitar at home.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for you to let you write, you definitely wrote,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: Mom and Pa, I love my mom.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I'm thinking... I'm going to fucking kill
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: my uncle, bro. Fuck this. Hey, wait, wait, wait. Why
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: did your uncle have all these photos of you? You mean?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: Was he there? No, my mom sends them. Brother, my
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: mom hasn't seen my uncle in like fucking 25 years.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: Is she going to see him for the first time
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: or what? Oh, no, like the second time. She already
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: went to India like three times. All right, guys. Thank
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: you for that. That is hilarious. Thank you for this episode.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: One more? One more of this? Please, bro. Just no more, bro. Oh, bro.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: That was fucking... I just seen it, bro. Just pull
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: it up. That was not real, though. Yeah. Israel? Israel?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: And we're going to end it with Jewish Jakarta Slim.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: Free Palestine. Fuck everybody else. Is there anything else? Oh,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: we do have a show in Covina tomorrow and Saturday.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: If you don't go, you're a little bitch. And by
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: the way, you guys, these hats. Hold on. Hold on.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Drum roll. Bang, go. This show comes
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: out at 7 p.m. This hat will be available. I mean,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: this show. This episode comes out at 4 p.m. This show.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: Sorry. Actually, can you sing me a little song? This
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: episode is.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: Comes out at 4 p.m. This hat will be released
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: at 7 p.m. The link will be in the description.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: Make sure you go buy it.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Today, yes. Real players unite. Am I a hot person? No. No,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: you don't like to clean fucking gardens. This looks like
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: he cleans bank accounts. He cleans houses. Thank you, guys.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: We love you guys. Oh, bro, those photos. Why do
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: you think all these?