Latest / Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne / 1059 - PART 1: 90 Day HEA (s9e19) "Tell All No Limits Part One" with Kimberly
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- 0:12Speaker 1: Hey, y'all. This ninety Day Happily ever After episode was
- 0:16Speaker 1: so big we had to break it into two parts.
- 0:18Speaker 1: So this is part one and part two is already
- 0:21Speaker 1: in your feed. Thanks for listening. Hey, everybody, welcome to
- 0:25Speaker 1: Pink Shade. It's TLC Tuesday. I've got Kimberly here to
- 0:29Speaker 1: talk about ninety day fiance Happily ever after All, Happily
- 0:34Speaker 1: ever After? Tell all, no limits Part one?
- 0:38Speaker 2: No limits? No have there been limits before?
- 0:44Speaker 1: Good? Great question. I almost said happily ever after All
- 0:50Speaker 1: because I was reading too fast. Yeah, you guys, it
- 0:54Speaker 1: is Tuesday, November eleventh. We were recording this early before
- 0:57Speaker 1: I had to fingers crossed La and Vegas. And hopefully
- 1:03Speaker 1: if you're hearing this on Tuesday, November, I love it. Uh,
- 1:06Speaker 1: Kimberly and I will have be seeing each other in person. Yay.
- 1:10Speaker 1: That's the goal. That's the goal. Yay yay. But we're
- 1:14Speaker 1: not recording this in person because that's hard. Recording in
- 1:17Speaker 1: person is hard. I don't know how people do it. It's confusing,
- 1:19Speaker 1: you know, it's weird. It's the crack, it's the microphone.
- 1:23Speaker 1: I don't understand. It's got to be a certain kind
- 1:25Speaker 1: of microphone. Yeah, certain kind of headphone.
- 1:28Speaker 2: Plus then you have to put on pants, and it's
- 1:30Speaker 2: the whole thing.
- 1:32Speaker 1: I am wearing the same pants that I wore yesterday
- 1:34Speaker 1: that I also wore this morning to get my back injection.
- 1:37Speaker 1: So that's fine. These pants have scendes and things. So
- 1:41Speaker 1: I have all these people at the tella. Well, this
- 1:45Speaker 1: is a long, chalk full episode, so let's get started.
- 1:49Speaker 1: At some point here, I'm going to have to drink
- 1:51Speaker 1: some tea.
- 1:53Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a marathon. This is like going to war.
- 1:56Speaker 1: It people.
- 1:57Speaker 2: We'll come back from this and be like the horse.
- 2:00Speaker 1: The horrors that I had to see in that pool.
- 2:03Speaker 1: But the boobs, so many boobs. The thing is, though,
- 2:10Speaker 1: normally on these HIA episodes, you know, we split it
- 2:12Speaker 1: up and so it is a two hour episode. So
- 2:15Speaker 1: it is the hardest of all the things that we do.
- 2:17Speaker 1: This is the hardest except for the beginning of Love
- 2:21Speaker 1: Is Mind is usually really hard because we don't know
- 2:23Speaker 1: anybody and they present like sixteen people to you. But
- 2:27Speaker 1: of all the recaps, the two hour ones in a
- 2:30Speaker 1: ninety day Universe are very hard. Yeah, and this but
- 2:34Speaker 1: you could go through it because I'm like, I have
- 2:36Speaker 1: half the couples. You have half the couples and in
- 2:39Speaker 1: a ten minute scene, three things might be important, you.
- 2:42Speaker 2: Know, right, But at the tell all everything this this
- 2:47Speaker 2: my fingers were getting tired. And the hour that I
- 2:51Speaker 2: covered or the forty five minutes, yeah, took like three hours.
- 2:55Speaker 1: It wastes on. I watched it and then I was like, oh,
- 2:58Speaker 1: here's a good breaking point for Kimberly has like maybe
- 3:01Speaker 1: this next part will be easier of it. No, it
- 3:03Speaker 1: was just as hard, just as hard. So let's get started.
- 3:07Speaker 1: So we see Jovi and Yora are driving up to
- 3:10Speaker 1: this house because they're going to do this live in
- 3:12Speaker 1: the house thing, which last time we thought we would
- 3:14Speaker 1: hate what we loved.
- 3:16Speaker 2: I did not love it last time. This time I
- 3:19Speaker 2: loved it. I hated it.
- 3:21Speaker 1: I loved how Emily was always running around corner shining
- 3:23Speaker 1: at the tea.
- 3:24Speaker 2: Emily saved it last time. This was that I was
- 3:28Speaker 2: actually entertaining for me. It was something about the mix
- 3:31Speaker 2: of couples that I was here for.
- 3:34Speaker 1: And you know, I really had high hopes for a calmer,
- 3:39Speaker 1: more level headed Gino and Jasmine because they are coming
- 3:42Speaker 1: to the end of their run. And I do think
- 3:44Speaker 1: ninety percent of it has been fake, so but we
- 3:48Speaker 1: didn't get it. Okay.
- 3:49Speaker 2: She even says I am a different person. I am
- 3:53Speaker 2: not that what mean before who was not able to
- 3:56Speaker 2: emotionally regulate myself? And I was like, I self awareness,
- 4:01Speaker 2: but also you still cannot emotionally regularly?
- 4:04Speaker 1: Also not true. So Jovie and Yarr are driving up
- 4:08Speaker 1: and she's like, how are we gonna live with these
- 4:09Speaker 1: people in the house over here? And Yara says, you know,
- 4:14Speaker 1: Jasmine had a baby with Matt and people feel sorry
- 4:17Speaker 1: for Gino, but what the fuck? Like he brought her here?
- 4:21Speaker 1: And he goes, you're team Jasmine. You're so team Jasmine
- 4:24Speaker 1: and she goes, no, I'm not, which is wild to
- 4:27Speaker 1: me that more people aren't team Jasmine here.
- 4:32Speaker 2: I was shocked at the split and I was almost
- 4:36Speaker 2: keeping score because I was like that way they said
- 4:41Speaker 2: that made me think they are team Gino. And then
- 4:44Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I hate them. But then in
- 4:45Speaker 2: the next scene I was like, oh, maybe they are
- 4:48Speaker 2: team Jasmine. Maybe I like them again, But why am
- 4:51Speaker 2: I team Jasmine? She's terrible, she is terrible, she's a
- 4:55Speaker 2: narcissist and she's terrible, But Gino is worse.
- 4:58Speaker 1: I think in this season.
- 5:00Speaker 2: So yeah, it's I'm picking between Hitler and Mussolini or
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- 7:09Speaker 1: on this. So they arrive at the house. She pushes
- 7:13Speaker 1: him in the pool. But you know, you know Joe,
- 7:15Speaker 1: he's always got a swimsuit on and always got a rub.
- 7:17Speaker 1: He's ready to go. He didn't care.
- 7:19Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's like, is this a grotto? Are we
- 7:21Speaker 2: all gonna have sex?
- 7:22Speaker 1: Yes, He's so excited he didn't care if he messes
- 7:24Speaker 1: up his hair because he couldn't make it worse. So
- 7:28Speaker 1: Georgie and Darcy are like, we're excited to go, and
- 7:30Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be fun if we're together.
- 7:33Speaker 1: We always have fun together. Like do you not when okay? Okay,
- 7:38Speaker 1: footage not found? Roll the tape. Oh there's not any okay,
- 7:44Speaker 1: so I'm talking d Darcy goes, Yeah, we're in a
- 7:48Speaker 1: good spot. But you know, he did drop the bomb
- 7:51Speaker 1: on me that he wants kids, and I'm very nervous, unsure,
- 7:55Speaker 1: and I'm hoping some of the other couples will help
- 7:58Speaker 1: us find a way forward.
- 8:01Speaker 2: How No, they're not therapists and you're not on medication,
- 8:04Speaker 2: and that's the only thing that could solve this. Also,
- 8:07Speaker 2: why is she why do I can't he goes, I'm
- 8:11Speaker 2: excited to meet all the other couples, it'll be fun.
- 8:14Speaker 2: And she's like, are you gonna have fun with me?
- 8:18Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, it's have fun. It's exhausting.
- 8:22Speaker 1: I know, it is exhausting. It is. She just needs
- 8:25Speaker 1: a slight like just like a little like it's like
- 8:28Speaker 1: a little zapfr to stop her before she does it. Yeah. Yeah,
- 8:33Speaker 1: So Jovi and Yara hide and then they jump out
- 8:37Speaker 1: and scare Darcy and Georgie, and Darcy screams, I mean,
- 8:42Speaker 1: we would expect nothing less, like somebody came after her
- 8:45Speaker 1: with a knife.
- 8:46Speaker 2: She acts me, she's not in a haunted house.
- 8:48Speaker 1: Calm down. But they say they're excited to see each other,
- 8:51Speaker 1: and they go yo, and we're not excited to see
- 8:53Speaker 1: Elizabeth and Andre and she called him, she called him,
- 9:03Speaker 1: she called she called him a bitch.
- 9:06Speaker 2: No, she called her a bitch.
- 9:07Speaker 1: She called her a bitch.
- 9:09Speaker 2: Called Yara a bitch in a different language, in Russian
- 9:13Speaker 2: or something, but I wrote.
- 9:14Speaker 1: She called him a bitch. That was wrong. So Jovie goes,
- 9:17Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. All I know is right
- 9:18Speaker 1: now they're downstairs as a bartender. There's a bartender downstairs.
- 9:23Speaker 1: And then Darcy goes, oh, yeah, we'll go down there.
- 9:25Speaker 1: We'll change, We'll go down there. Yeah, you need to
- 9:26Speaker 1: go send effects. You just send effects. Georgia goes, goes,
- 9:30Speaker 1: and Joey goes, you're trying to send a fax. What
- 9:33Speaker 1: are you talking about? And she goes, that means go
- 9:34Speaker 1: number two. He said in the car he had to
- 9:35Speaker 1: go number two.
- 9:37Speaker 2: See, now that is funny and that maybe they do
- 9:40Speaker 2: have fun together and we just have never seen it.
- 9:43Speaker 2: They have code names for pooping. I love it.
- 9:45Speaker 1: I gotta send a fax. I mean, yeah, send an
- 9:48Speaker 1: email might be a little more updated. But yeah, how
- 9:52Speaker 1: about like I got to text my grandma, like something
- 9:55Speaker 1: that would like wouldn't happen but would be okay. Yeah,
- 9:57Speaker 1: we've got too much to talk about to discuss how
- 10:00Speaker 1: they're wrong. Julia and Brandon arrive and they say they're
- 10:03Speaker 1: not going to tell anyone about the pregnancy. But she's
- 10:05Speaker 1: six months pregnant. She's going to dress on with like
- 10:08Speaker 1: a belt around the waist.
- 10:10Speaker 2: I know she loves showing off that she doesn't look pregnant.
- 10:13Speaker 2: She could have been on one of those I didn't
- 10:16Speaker 2: know I was pregnant shows where people are just shocked
- 10:19Speaker 2: and I say, it's people like that that give birth
- 10:23Speaker 2: and didn't know because you can't tell it all. Her
- 10:26Speaker 2: boobs are bigger.
- 10:27Speaker 1: Her boobs are huge. And I also wonder if they
- 10:31Speaker 1: did their photo shoot on the beach somewhere and they
- 10:35Speaker 1: had it all ready to go, you know, when the
- 10:39Speaker 1: reunion was filming, because when the Rini was filming is
- 10:43Speaker 1: when they tell Bettie and Rock.
- 10:47Speaker 2: Yeah, which is the worst idea I've ever heard. Let's
- 10:50Speaker 2: tell them on TV. Unless this is all fake again,
- 10:52Speaker 2: I'm hoping it is.
- 10:53Speaker 1: Yeah. So Jasmine is saying this is she's riding up
- 10:57Speaker 1: and she says, this is her first time away from
- 10:59Speaker 1: Matilda since she's had her three months. But I mean,
- 11:02Speaker 1: I think Medeville was at the hotel. She has no
- 11:05Speaker 1: idea if Gino is going to be there or not. Well,
- 11:08Speaker 1: of course he is. He wants a paycheck, and she says,
- 11:12Speaker 1: Gino will need to understand that I'm no longer the
- 11:14Speaker 1: broken person who can't regulate her emotions.
- 11:18Speaker 2: Okay, but it's not found again.
- 11:20Speaker 1: Roll the tape. So she's talking to production and a
- 11:24Speaker 1: car drives up. She's like, oh my god, oh my god,
- 11:26Speaker 1: but it's not Gino, it's Ghieramo. She almost cries and
- 11:28Speaker 1: she's like, oh my god, I thought you were Gina.
- 11:31Speaker 1: She runs up and he goes, he doesn't know her.
- 11:34Speaker 1: I thought, well, maybe they've met, but no, he goes,
- 11:37Speaker 1: I'm Giirmo.
- 11:39Speaker 2: No, and he goes, I'll get the hat.
- 11:41Speaker 1: Yeah. He goes, oh you thought it was Gina. Let
- 11:42Speaker 1: me get the hat. It's funny, that's hilarious. I love
- 11:45Speaker 1: him so much, I know, and I'm really against Kara
- 11:49Speaker 1: on this episode. Oh yeah, yeah, Now maybe she lost me.
- 11:53Speaker 1: She but she lost me, And you know, I've liked
- 11:55Speaker 1: her my Virginia.
- 11:56Speaker 2: I have defended her against the people I read it.
- 11:59Speaker 2: I mean, I haven't written in the comments, but in
- 12:01Speaker 2: my head I've had fights with them.
- 12:03Speaker 1: But I downvoted their comment.
- 12:05Speaker 2: I downvoted the comments.
- 12:08Speaker 1: So outside, Georgie and Darcy and Brandon and Julia are
- 12:12Speaker 1: talking and Girma walks up and Jasmine runs up and goes,
- 12:18Speaker 1: I'm here. And as they walk up, they're like WHOA
- 12:21Speaker 1: hot couple alert whoa and Jasmine goes open marriage. Second part.
- 12:27Speaker 1: I was like, you she could.
- 12:29Speaker 2: Laugh at herself. This is the Jasmine we love at
- 12:32Speaker 2: the tellows she can laugh at herself and she's a
- 12:34Speaker 2: girl's girl, and she'll defend other girls.
- 12:37Speaker 1: It totally.
- 12:38Speaker 2: When things are on her and she feels attacked and
- 12:41Speaker 2: she gets super defensive and loses her temper, that's when
- 12:44Speaker 2: she loses you. Yeah.
- 12:46Speaker 1: Oh, I'm pouring some honey into my tea. Here we go.
- 12:51Speaker 1: This is honey from my sister's bees, and my sister
- 12:56Speaker 1: I meet her husband's bees because she won't get near
- 12:58Speaker 1: the bees. Okay, sorry, it's just I was just a
- 13:02Speaker 1: little play by play. Okay, So Guiermo says, Yeah, Kara
- 13:06Speaker 1: and I are still separated. We're definitely not going to
- 13:08Speaker 1: share a bed like you know. I'm definitely not so
- 13:11Speaker 1: because they have the couples in rooms together. Right. Elizabeth
- 13:14Speaker 1: and Andrea arrive, and she says, since Lake Placid, I
- 13:18Speaker 1: have not spoken to or seen Lauren and Alexei or
- 13:22Speaker 1: Yara or Jovi. So that means it wasn't in the
- 13:27Speaker 1: time that I saw them altogether, because she would have
- 13:30Speaker 1: seen them and spoken to them at that time. Right.
- 13:33Speaker 2: Also, I'm glad Yara and Jovi have seen the light
- 13:37Speaker 2: and picked the better couple again, not a great couple,
- 13:40Speaker 2: but better between it's the Hitler and Mussolini again, but.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Well, let's don't get into that, okay.
- 13:46Speaker 2: Also, take a shot every time Libby says my husband
- 13:50Speaker 2: in that really braggy, condescending way where she thinks it's
- 13:56Speaker 2: so special that she has a husband and just call
- 13:58Speaker 2: him by his name.
- 14:00Speaker 1: Take a shot every time you almost see Darcy's arial.
- 14:06Speaker 2: I mean I think I see it the whole time.
- 14:10Speaker 1: So Kara arrives and outside, Yara is saying like, yeah,
- 14:16Speaker 1: I'm good with Lauren and Alexi, like I'm fine with them,
- 14:19Speaker 1: but not with Libby and Andre because they blame us
- 14:22Speaker 1: for everything and they say we play the double side,
- 14:24Speaker 1: but we don't. We don't. I just don't like the drama. Listen,
- 14:28Speaker 1: once they start to break this down, Ya is going
- 14:30Speaker 1: to have to understand that, in a way, she did
- 14:32Speaker 1: start this, you know. So Julia says, I'm worried that
- 14:40Speaker 1: Brandon and I are the only ones that saw what
- 14:42Speaker 1: happened with Jasmine and Gino because they were at the
- 14:45Speaker 1: last resort with them, and I always told Jasmine this
- 14:49Speaker 1: open marriage is bullshit, Like this open marriage is complete bullshit,
- 14:52Speaker 1: And Joey goes, yeah, and I think before the last
- 14:55Speaker 1: resort she was in a relationship with that guy and
- 14:58Speaker 1: Georgia goes, do you think she really loved Gino? Your goes,
- 15:01Speaker 1: she loves him as a green card, as a green card,
- 15:04Speaker 1: and Jovi says, no, I think maybe she pretty much
- 15:07Speaker 1: loves him like a father, and Georgie says, yeah, yeah,
- 15:11Speaker 1: and then Georgie says she played him dirty, so everybody
- 15:14Speaker 1: here is team Gino.
- 15:16Speaker 2: Also, they're talking shit about Jasmine and she's like at
- 15:20Speaker 2: the other end of the pool, right like she's right there.
- 15:23Speaker 1: It's so Darcy says, well, I will be interested to
- 15:31Speaker 1: hear and see what Matt thinks. I'll be interested to
- 15:33Speaker 1: hear Matt's opinion, and Jovi goes, uh, what he thinks
- 15:36Speaker 1: is he got to fuck a hot latina and get
- 15:38Speaker 1: her pregnant. That's what he thinks.
- 15:40Speaker 2: Yeah, Matt doesn't think a lot. Matt doesn't have a
- 15:43Speaker 2: lot of brain stuff going on.
- 15:46Speaker 1: And Julia says, them say it was an accident, and
- 15:50Speaker 1: Georgie says, girls will say just in me, you know that,
- 15:54Speaker 1: And that's what girls say. Girls just say it's fine
- 15:56Speaker 1: in the moment, just in me. You know how many
- 15:58Speaker 1: girls you say that to me? And Georgie goes, you know,
- 16:02Speaker 1: maybe it's like a turn on for the guy, but no,
- 16:05Speaker 1: and Doarcy goes, huh, yeah, you never said that to me,
- 16:10Speaker 1: never said that to me, because over the Hill can't
- 16:12Speaker 1: have kids. Yeah, fifty fifty snatched, you can't can't have kids, Yeah,
- 16:16Speaker 1: met of us. But it's funny that, you know, George
- 16:19Speaker 1: is getting a few drinks and I'm getting a little loose,
- 16:22Speaker 1: and he's like, girls will just say peep, it'd be
- 16:25Speaker 1: oh they try to, and Joey's like, hell yeah, bitches
- 16:28Speaker 1: be gross, am I right? Yeah? And she's trying to
- 16:31Speaker 1: trap you, right yeah, so sorry, my son is facetiming me.
- 16:38Speaker 1: Let me hit decline, Okay, Lauren and Alexei arrive.
- 16:44Speaker 2: She looks great, Yeah, she looks amazing. She looked the best.
- 16:50Speaker 2: They did a thing where all of them were getting
- 16:53Speaker 2: dressed and doing that thing where you hit the camera
- 16:55Speaker 2: oh h, and it showed all of their looks before
- 17:00Speaker 2: and when they're fully dressed, and she she looks the best.
- 17:05Speaker 2: When you see him all in a row, it's like.
- 17:07Speaker 1: Yeaheah, she looks the best for sure.
- 17:09Speaker 2: As you noticed, who is dressed like way too casually,
- 17:13Speaker 2: Like I think it was Brandon who's wearing short sleeves
- 17:17Speaker 2: and everyone says, he looks like, how do you duty.
- 17:21Speaker 1: Jovi is also wearing like a short sleeved little sweater. Yeah,
- 17:25Speaker 1: wear a suit. Get some respect on Sean Robinson okay yeah,
- 17:30Speaker 1: and the talking head she goes, I'm sure that Libyan
- 17:33Speaker 1: andre are going to try to pick a fight as
- 17:35Speaker 1: soon as soon as they can. And you know, I'm
- 17:37Speaker 1: so embarrassed I ever called her a friend. He's like,
- 17:40Speaker 1: don't worry about it, forget it. And people are taking
- 17:43Speaker 1: the luggage job and Lauren and Alecxi just avoid Libyan
- 17:45Speaker 1: Andrea in the hall when they're telling him where their
- 17:47Speaker 1: rooms are. What I really wish they had was like
- 17:50Speaker 1: a Hunger Game style house Swatis fight over their rooms.
- 17:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:55Speaker 1: Jasmine gets in the pool and she can't swim, so
- 17:58Speaker 1: she's got like a kid's inflatable that she you know,
- 18:00Speaker 1: going around in and she has her boobs. She has
- 18:03Speaker 1: her boobs not sinking. Gearama gets in the pool and
- 18:09Speaker 1: Jasmine says, no, I haven't talked to Gino. Last time
- 18:12Speaker 1: I talked to Gino, I said, just talk to my lawyer,
- 18:14Speaker 1: Like this is gonna be too crazy, And they ask,
- 18:16Speaker 1: where's Matt, where's the baby. She says, Matt is with
- 18:18Speaker 1: the baby tonight, but he'll be coming to the tell
- 18:21Speaker 1: all tomorrow. So Job says, come on, now, you slept
- 18:24Speaker 1: with Matt before last resort and she goes, no, I
- 18:28Speaker 1: did not, and jovise you did, and she goes, no,
- 18:31Speaker 1: I did not, and Jovi goes, but you were having
- 18:33Speaker 1: unsafe sex with him, and Jason goes, here's what I
- 18:36Speaker 1: found out. If you fuck in the shower with condoms,
- 18:38Speaker 1: they don't work. That's how it happened. Okay, Wow, remember okay,
- 18:44Speaker 1: And Gina was visiting her in Panama in that fancy
- 18:47Speaker 1: apartment and he wouldn't have sex with her in the
- 18:49Speaker 1: shower and said her p word was gross.
- 18:52Speaker 2: Yes, and we're still mad at her for sleeping with someone.
- 18:57Speaker 1: Else even though it was agreed upon and we also
- 19:01Speaker 1: had on television.
- 19:02Speaker 2: Uh huh.
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- 20:42Speaker 1: Rula dot com slash pink shade. Lauren and Alexi come
- 20:47Speaker 1: out to the pool and then Kara comes out to
- 20:51Speaker 1: the pool and she looks at Gear and goes, Oh, Kara,
- 20:54Speaker 1: nice to meet you. And they're joking, and somebody says like, oh,
- 20:57Speaker 1: is everything good with you too, and she goes, we're cordial.
- 20:59Speaker 1: We're cop co panting co panting co. We're wearing the
- 21:06Speaker 1: same pair of pants. We're co parenting, and we're cordial.
- 21:12Speaker 1: In the talking head, Geno's in the car and he goes,
- 21:15Speaker 1: I have evidence. I have dirt, and I have proof
- 21:20Speaker 1: of that, you know, the open marriage and what I know.
- 21:23Speaker 1: You just wait to see this dirt and these receipts.
- 21:27Speaker 1: And I'm one hundred and six and I don't know
- 21:28Speaker 1: how to pull things up on my phone.
- 21:31Speaker 2: So I printed them. So it's file folder.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Like the housewives do. They'll pull out a folder and
- 21:36Speaker 1: it's just a huge prontouz of text. So we see
- 21:40Speaker 1: him peering through the room, peering through the window at
- 21:43Speaker 1: everybody at the pool. He's like, what's going on? Look
- 21:46Speaker 1: at those ladies in bikinis? Wow?
- 21:48Speaker 2: What are those?
- 21:48Speaker 1: Is it a flotation device? No, it's darcy. So they
- 21:54Speaker 1: all welcome Gino. He walks up, and Gino walks up
- 21:57Speaker 1: to Georgie goes, wow, Georgie, you look so boss. You
- 22:00Speaker 1: been working out? I was like, this is how Georgie
- 22:02Speaker 1: always looks.
- 22:03Speaker 2: I know. But he wants to kiss up to everybody
- 22:06Speaker 2: so they'll be on his side.
- 22:07Speaker 1: Yes, he does. So he's talking to everyone. He's acting stupid.
- 22:10Speaker 1: He's saying hi to every single person except Jasmine, who's
- 22:13Speaker 1: like whatever. So in the talking head, Jasmine says he
- 22:17Speaker 1: has been humiliating me and disrespecting me, I mean our
- 22:21Speaker 1: whole No, so sorry, he says rewind talking ahead, he says,
- 22:28Speaker 1: Jasmine has been humiliating me and disrespecting me, I mean
- 22:32Speaker 1: our whole five year relationship. She threw it out the
- 22:35Speaker 1: window after cheating on me. So no, I don't care
- 22:39Speaker 1: if I see her. It's not how it happened. But
- 22:43Speaker 1: all right, so inside.
- 22:45Speaker 2: It's like he thinks if you say it enough times,
- 22:47Speaker 2: it becomes true.
- 22:49Speaker 1: Right, And then, as we will see, he doesn't have
- 22:51Speaker 1: any receipts. No, no, So inside, Jovie and Georgie are
- 22:57Speaker 1: telling Gino, Oh, Jasmine was acting all trying to get
- 23:00Speaker 1: everybody on her side. By the poolman, you better get
- 23:03Speaker 1: control of it, you better get ahead of it, or
- 23:04Speaker 1: at the tell all everybody will be on her side.
- 23:07Speaker 1: He's okay, I'm gonna pull out my receipts. Let me
- 23:10Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, I gotta get mine. Hold on,
- 23:14Speaker 1: let me get I've got my seats here. I don't
- 23:20Speaker 1: know where they are, but they're in the They're in
- 23:22Speaker 1: my phone.
- 23:24Speaker 2: Do we have a tech guy who could like go
- 23:26Speaker 2: through my phone and put them in a fold from me?
- 23:29Speaker 1: So stupid, so Kara says. So Kara walks in and
- 23:33Speaker 1: it's dude's talking, and Kara walks in and goes at
- 23:36Speaker 1: a minimum, She's trying to level the playing field, and
- 23:39Speaker 1: it's not a level playing field. And I know, bitches,
- 23:41Speaker 1: they're all gonna bond and like her, Kara, Kara made
- 23:47Speaker 1: you lost me.
- 23:49Speaker 2: You lost me, she lost me.
- 23:51Speaker 1: And you know I've been a Kara Stan and I'm
- 23:53Speaker 1: upset about this.
- 23:54Speaker 2: Yeah, she tries to be cool, and she tries to
- 23:57Speaker 2: be not not like other girls, one of those girls.
- 24:00Speaker 2: I'm not like other girls. I'm a guys girl. Yes,
- 24:03Speaker 2: And so she's gonna side with the guys.
- 24:06Speaker 1: Here talking to Gina goes, I'm going to put a
- 24:09Speaker 1: stop to this. So it goes out, and he walks
- 24:12Speaker 1: right up to Jasmin because now he's got a little
- 24:14Speaker 1: liquid courage with that free bartender. And he goes out
- 24:17Speaker 1: and goes, so, Jasmine, you're talking shit about me? And
- 24:21Speaker 1: Elizabeth goes, excuse me, We're having a nice night. Can
- 24:25Speaker 1: you not ruin it? Can you play a walk away?
- 24:27Speaker 1: I was like, okay, is Elizabeth the only smart one here? Like,
- 24:30Speaker 1: don't make me be on it?
- 24:31Speaker 2: Don't make me, don't you do it?
- 24:34Speaker 1: So and he goes, I just heard from the guys
- 24:37Speaker 1: in there and girls, not just one girl. Yeah, she's
- 24:42Speaker 1: over here talking about me, and he says, so Jasmine says,
- 24:48Speaker 1: the only way he feels better about continuing to destroy
- 24:51Speaker 1: my life is to make me look like a piece
- 24:52Speaker 1: of shit. Now here we go with Gino, who I've
- 24:55Speaker 1: said this for many, many many seasons. With him, he
- 24:58Speaker 1: doesn't have any comebacks. He does don't have any original insults.
- 25:01Speaker 1: He only mimics what she says. He does it here
- 25:03Speaker 1: three times. She goes, she says, he's trying to continue
- 25:07Speaker 1: to make me look like a piece of shit. And
- 25:09Speaker 1: he goes, you destroyed my life. It made me look
- 25:12Speaker 1: like a piece of shit. Yeah, so you said it.
- 25:15Speaker 1: So then I said it back.
- 25:17Speaker 2: I'm rubber, you're glue.
- 25:19Speaker 1: That's right. And he says you're a cheater, a goddamn
- 25:21Speaker 1: cheater and a fraud. And so she goes, okay, yeah,
- 25:26Speaker 1: all right, you know you've done enough. And he goes, no,
- 25:29Speaker 1: you've done enough, and so okay, okay, and Kara goes, snaps,
- 25:35Speaker 1: goes facts, facts.
- 25:37Speaker 2: Okay, this isn't a rap battle. Kara, can Kara stop it?
- 25:46Speaker 1: Yeah? And Kara goes, we all know, we all know, Gino,
- 25:49Speaker 1: we all know. And I just said, Kara, excuse me, ma'am. No, ma'am, no, ma'am.
- 25:54Speaker 1: She's Maggie. She got cut out of half the season.
- 25:56Speaker 1: So he says she's a cheater, and I have all
- 26:02Speaker 1: the evidence. I have all the evidence. Now Georgie, who
- 26:05Speaker 1: was just talking about Jasmine, brings her a drink and
- 26:07Speaker 1: goes can I get your drink a drink? I was like, mmm, okay,
- 26:11Speaker 1: find up. So he's still yelling at her and goes, hey,
- 26:15Speaker 1: can you lay off back up? She just had a baby.
- 26:19Speaker 1: You don't need to be yelling at a woman who
- 26:21Speaker 1: just had a baby. She's going through hormonal things you
- 26:23Speaker 1: will never understand. He goes, well, what about what I'm
- 26:26Speaker 1: going through? Oh my god, and she goes, you know, Matt,
- 26:31Speaker 1: he doesn't get a freebee either. He doesn't get a
- 26:34Speaker 1: freebe either. And she goes, oh, like I am Mango's
- 26:37Speaker 1: important for Panama. And I was a good point because
- 26:40Speaker 1: he is acting like she is a piece of property,
- 26:42Speaker 1: and she hates that.
- 26:43Speaker 2: She has stood up for everybody on this tell on
- 26:46Speaker 2: other tellows who have been treated like that, like they're
- 26:49Speaker 2: not your property just because you brought them here in growths,
- 26:54Speaker 2: like you can't just yes card them.
- 26:57Speaker 1: So he goes, I brought her to this country, so
- 27:00Speaker 1: she needs to go back to Panama and then Matt
- 27:03Speaker 1: can apply for the K one visa and she can
- 27:05Speaker 1: come back that way. So Jasmon goes, I don't have
- 27:09Speaker 1: the energy for this, and she heads off to the
- 27:10Speaker 1: living room.
- 27:11Speaker 2: So we're like, yes, yeah, maybe she's just an emotional regulation.
- 27:16Speaker 1: She's going to make him look crazy back and calm. Yes,
- 27:20Speaker 1: he's going to say all that time acting crazy was
- 27:23Speaker 1: because of him. Uh huh so the talking, and she goes, no,
- 27:28Speaker 1: I'm not going to let you know, talk to me
- 27:29Speaker 1: like that. He refers to me as a freebie, like
- 27:32Speaker 1: I'm a piece of furniture. I am a human. He
- 27:36Speaker 1: thinks he's very fucking brave, but I'm going to eat
- 27:38Speaker 1: him alive. And I was like, okay, I do kind
- 27:41Speaker 1: of like that as long as she doesn't just scream
- 27:45Speaker 1: at the top of her lungs.
- 27:47Speaker 2: And that's all she has to do. Each of them
- 27:49Speaker 2: has a very simple job to do to come out
- 27:52Speaker 2: ahead on this season, and neither of them is able
- 27:55Speaker 2: to do it.
- 27:56Speaker 1: Like yeah, so.
- 27:58Speaker 2: Easily he could have looked like the cuckled and everyone
- 28:02Speaker 2: would feel sorry for him and he would come out ahead,
- 28:05Speaker 2: but he ruins it by his petty revenge bullshit of
- 28:08Speaker 2: trying to get her deported. Yea, And all she has
- 28:11Speaker 2: to do is act hurt and cry a lot and
- 28:15Speaker 2: not scream at anyone or throw anything, and.
- 28:17Speaker 1: She can just eviscerate him with her words. Even though
- 28:20Speaker 1: this is her second language. Yeah, she's very very smart
- 28:24Speaker 1: that way. All right. So Andre and Jovi, you know,
- 28:28Speaker 1: remember that there were in a fight from Lake Placid.
- 28:31Speaker 1: So they go to talk and Andre goes, so you've
- 28:34Speaker 1: blocked us on social media and Joe goes, yeah, I
- 28:37Speaker 1: don't want to talk to you. So yeah, I've locked you.
- 28:41Speaker 1: And that's how that works. That's how that works. I
- 28:43Speaker 1: don't okay, So that's what you called me in here for.
- 28:46Speaker 1: There is a free bar here, so why don't we
- 28:48Speaker 1: take advantage? So he says, Job says, you know, the
- 28:53Speaker 1: word Elizabeth used to speak to Yara is the worst
- 28:56Speaker 1: thing you can say. So whatever is the word is
- 28:59Speaker 1: bitch must be like the C word, somebody tell us,
- 29:04Speaker 1: because we don't know because they bleeped it out and
- 29:06Speaker 1: it was a bad word. Look up what is C
- 29:09Speaker 1: word in Ukrainian or Russian and see if there's a word. Yeah,
- 29:15Speaker 1: and see if there's a word for it. If there's
- 29:17Speaker 1: a word for it, then that's what she said. Do
- 29:20Speaker 1: I have to type out the sea word in what Ukrainian?
- 29:26Speaker 2: Russia?
- 29:26Speaker 1: Say Russian offensive words you can call a woman in
- 29:30Speaker 1: the Russian language, it'll probably be like that old, ugly
- 29:35Speaker 1: piece da. That's the S word.
- 29:40Speaker 2: That's one word for it. Yeah, p I s d
- 29:43Speaker 2: A mm hmmm, I mean but in a different language.
- 29:46Speaker 1: Yeah, did you hear it? Do it again? Is na
- 29:55Speaker 1: piece dad? Is that what she said? I don't know,
- 29:59Speaker 1: because they bleeped it.
- 30:00Speaker 2: I know, but I normally, like you can kind of
- 30:03Speaker 2: tell what the first letter is by looking at their mouth.
- 30:07Speaker 1: Okay, hopefully we'll get to it. Hopefully at some point
- 30:10Speaker 1: Sean will say, what was the word? Right? Right? Yes? Okay?
- 30:15Speaker 1: God if only they did like Peacock does and put
- 30:17Speaker 1: the unedited on Discovery so you could hear them curse,
- 30:22Speaker 1: because you could hear the cursing that you would know
- 30:24Speaker 1: got it hit so hard when you hear those housewives
- 30:27Speaker 1: the real words. Okay, So okay, So Jovi says that
- 30:33Speaker 1: word that Elizabeth spoke is the worst thing you can say,
- 30:36Speaker 1: and Jovi goes, okay, so who cares? So what do
- 30:38Speaker 1: you act like a child? And Andre says you start
- 30:41Speaker 1: all the shit? And Jovi goes, well, I think you do.
- 30:44Speaker 2: Andre says, job is doing what Jasmine needs to do,
- 30:48Speaker 2: staying calm, yes, and just letting Andrea explode and look insane.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, and Andre goes, you're gonna be a
- 30:59Speaker 1: little bitch. No, okay, and Jovi goes, so, if you
- 31:01Speaker 1: want to be my friend, calling me names is not
- 31:03Speaker 1: the way to go. You're trying to manipulate me. I'm
- 31:05Speaker 1: not going to have it. And then Jovie, I can't
- 31:07Speaker 1: tell exactly what happened here. He either knocked the water
- 31:10Speaker 1: bottle out of Andre's hand or he threw it at him.
- 31:13Speaker 2: I think Andre Libby's husband. My husband is holding the
- 31:19Speaker 2: drink and he smacked it. But well, that's what Sean
- 31:22Speaker 2: says at the tell all okay, she says, I heard
- 31:24Speaker 2: you knock to drink out of Andre's hand. It's a
- 31:27Speaker 2: water bottle. This is a this is a very super
- 31:29Speaker 2: manly plastic water bottle.
- 31:31Speaker 1: Fight. It's a small one too. Yeah, it's a many
- 31:35Speaker 1: it's a many.
- 31:38Speaker 2: Sounds.
- 31:38Speaker 1: Yeah, they need to give him full size. And then
- 31:42Speaker 1: Andrea picks it up and throws it at him. So
- 31:43Speaker 1: you will fuck yourself. And Andre says, you want to
- 31:46Speaker 1: talk about this, you want to fight what you want
- 31:47Speaker 1: to do, and Jovie goes, I'm thirty four years old,
- 31:50Speaker 1: I'm not fighting. I'm not also, also.
- 31:53Speaker 2: Your he would just you want to destroy me.
- 31:56Speaker 1: Then they argue like you threw the bottle, who threw
- 31:58Speaker 1: that whatever, So they seemed to like clear this up pretty.
- 32:02Speaker 2: Quickly, and Guermo tries to squash it.
- 32:06Speaker 1: Yeah, Guermo and Georgie have shown up, and Andre says, yeah,
- 32:10Speaker 1: you know, Jovi and I we used to be good
- 32:11Speaker 1: friends at all, Like we're texting, like we're sending the
- 32:13Speaker 1: memes and we do things together and stuff, and uh,
- 32:16Speaker 1: now he's acting like sending.
- 32:18Speaker 2: Memes just like just like us, just like girlfriends, just
- 32:22Speaker 2: like girlfriends.
- 32:23Speaker 1: And by the way, this was a huge, huge storyline
- 32:27Speaker 1: on the Real House House of Beverly Hills. When Durit
- 32:29Speaker 1: and Pik broke up, Kyle was still texting with p
- 32:32Speaker 1: K even though dreet was her friend. She was like,
- 32:35Speaker 1: we're just sending funny memes. We just sent funny memes.
- 32:37Speaker 1: And it was like a whole thing, like, why are
- 32:39Speaker 1: you sending names to my husband? So you got to
- 32:44Speaker 1: choose a sage you get tend names Kyle.
- 32:47Speaker 2: So.
- 32:49Speaker 1: Okay, So he goes, now, no, no, like we used to
- 32:52Speaker 1: be good friends and everything, and now he acts like
- 32:53Speaker 1: a little girl and he's fucking drunk, like and he
- 32:55Speaker 1: is all the fucking time.
- 32:57Speaker 2: It doesn't seem drunk at all.
- 32:59Speaker 1: Actually he does. And Jovie goes, but like, this is
- 33:01Speaker 1: how you want to be friends, Like you want to
- 33:03Speaker 1: be friends, but you're talking all this shit to me,
- 33:05Speaker 1: and Garama goes, no way, wait, wait, so you want
- 33:07Speaker 1: to be friends with you're calling him a little girl,
- 33:11Speaker 1: and Garama goes, I think my opinion. You just say
- 33:13Speaker 1: we have no more problem and agree, and then that's it,
- 33:15Speaker 1: because that's how guys can.
- 33:16Speaker 2: Do it, by the way, Yes, they can just shake
- 33:18Speaker 2: it off.
- 33:19Speaker 1: And Joe goes, yeah, man, you want to squash this.
- 33:21Speaker 1: And Andrew goes, I do it? Why I'm talking? Yes,
- 33:24Speaker 1: and he's gets screaming at me.
- 33:27Speaker 2: Yeah, stepthing, fuck every other word.
- 33:30Speaker 1: You look at you, bitch, and Jovi goes, just don't
- 33:34Speaker 1: disrespect me, and I won't disrespect you, and we can
- 33:36Speaker 1: squash this. Okay, so they agree. Now Elizabeth, who's never
- 33:40Speaker 1: gonna help, has walked in with Darcy, and Elizabeth chimes
- 33:45Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, but what about your wife disrespecting me?
- 33:49Speaker 2: Oh my god, and Jovie goes, I don't I want
- 33:52Speaker 2: to be in this scene too? Can I be in
- 33:54Speaker 2: this scene?
- 33:56Speaker 1: Joe goes, I don't want this drama. We're gonna have
- 33:58Speaker 1: a fun weekend, free bar. Let's go, so Jovi says,
- 34:03Speaker 1: you know, Andrea will continue to be a hothead. It's
- 34:06Speaker 1: only not one of the tell all, I really want
- 34:08Speaker 1: to enjoy this open bar, but if he continues to
- 34:11Speaker 1: come at me, I won't continue to take it.
- 34:13Speaker 2: Well, yeah, get ready, I give Jovi if I had
- 34:16Speaker 2: a scorecard, I wish I had like an Olympic scorecard,
- 34:20Speaker 2: ten out of ten for that the way he handled it,
- 34:23Speaker 2: except no, I deduct two points for the violence of
- 34:27Speaker 2: the water bottle.
- 34:29Speaker 1: He couldn't take it. He's like, what can I do? Oh?
- 34:31Speaker 1: And also you know the Wattle security guards there to
- 34:34Speaker 1: have his back. So then we see Kara feeling up
- 34:40Speaker 1: Darcy's boobs. This is where she's like, boomy boomy boomy
- 34:43Speaker 1: boomoy bom. She's like, I love your boobs.
- 34:45Speaker 2: No, no, see that's what another reason now we hate you, Kara.
- 34:49Speaker 2: No one in their right mind loves those boobs and
- 34:51Speaker 2: don't encourage Darcy to not get them removed when she
- 34:55Speaker 2: clearly needs to for her health.
- 34:58Speaker 1: And that's when she goes darky. And then Kara talks
- 35:03Speaker 1: to Gino and is like, all these bitches are supporting
- 35:05Speaker 1: Jasmine and that's crazy to me, Like, gino, I'm cool, right.
- 35:10Speaker 2: I'm cool.
- 35:11Speaker 1: I call girls bitches awesome. So Jasmine is talking to Lauren,
- 35:17Speaker 1: and Lauren is like, you have to take the high road,
- 35:19Speaker 1: like you literally can't let him get to you. You've
- 35:21Speaker 1: got to take the high road. And I'm like, yes,
- 35:23Speaker 1: listen to Lauren. But Alas, she's had two drinks and
- 35:27Speaker 1: she's breastfeeding and she shouldn't be drinking at all because
- 35:30Speaker 1: because she's like probably hadn't had a drink in months, yeah,
- 35:34Speaker 1: you know. And now she's like, yeah, I'm wanna get
- 35:36Speaker 1: home and I'm gonna pump and dump. I'm gonna get
- 35:38Speaker 1: drunk at this. Don't get drunk around your ex. It's
- 35:40Speaker 1: not good. No, not good. So Jasmine goes into the kitchen.
- 35:45Speaker 1: It's like I have an announcement. She says, I won't
- 35:50Speaker 1: let this happen again. It happened at the last tell all,
- 35:53Speaker 1: and Kara goes, h somebody get her a soapbox.
- 35:58Speaker 2: Shut up, shut up, shut up.
- 36:02Speaker 1: You're turning into Elizabeth. And she says, at the end
- 36:04Speaker 1: of the day, I'm allowed to tell my story and
- 36:07Speaker 1: I'm sick and tired of you playing the victim. Gin's response, No,
- 36:12Speaker 1: you're playing the victim. He literally do has no comebacks ever. Yeah,
- 36:19Speaker 1: and so Jess goes, oh, you're acting like you're the
- 36:21Speaker 1: best God's given husband. The first day I came to America,
- 36:25Speaker 1: there was literally a piece of shit in the toilet
- 36:27Speaker 1: that Kimberly on Pink Shade talks about constantly. He didn't even.
- 36:34Speaker 2: Flush the toilet. I wish were you?
- 36:39Speaker 1: Were you so happy that she brought that.
- 36:41Speaker 2: I was so happy. I was like, never forget.
- 36:44Speaker 1: Kiverly has never got. And I went to gloss over
- 36:47Speaker 1: it because it's so disgusting. Kara goes, oh, there was
- 36:51Speaker 1: a piece of shit in the toilet, So I'm going
- 36:53Speaker 1: to fuck another man and have a baby.
- 36:54Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, that's not the whole. That's not what she's saying. Okay,
- 36:58Speaker 2: so shut up. Don't make me not like you, Kara,
- 37:01Speaker 2: because I was rooting for you all season. I'm giving
- 37:04Speaker 2: myself applash.
- 37:05Speaker 1: I can't do this. Here's the thing. Kara like, Okay,
- 37:11Speaker 1: I'm gonna okay, this is not about you care, this
- 37:15Speaker 1: is not your fight. Okay. It's just like Elizabeth trying
- 37:17Speaker 1: to jump in on this other fight exactly. So Gino says,
- 37:22Speaker 1: I can pull up all the text messages and I
- 37:25Speaker 1: can just show the world. Here we go. I'm gonna
- 37:28Speaker 1: show the world how hold on, I'm good with my
- 37:32Speaker 1: flu hold.
- 37:32Speaker 2: On, I don't know my password. I got to reset
- 37:34Speaker 2: my password.
- 37:35Speaker 1: Wait, no, that's I don't want Apple pay hold on,
- 37:38Speaker 1: so wait, just wipe down her up for the Okay,
- 37:41Speaker 1: I'm gonna show the world how she treated me.
- 37:45Speaker 2: She's a bitch.
- 37:48Speaker 1: So she says, you called immigration on me when I
- 37:53Speaker 1: was pregnant to try to get me out of the country,
- 37:56Speaker 1: and he's yelling, you're a fraud, You're a fucking user,
- 37:58Speaker 1: and everybody's like pulling them up. Part Now that she
- 38:01Speaker 1: has told everybody about him calling immigration on her, I'm
- 38:05Speaker 1: hoping some of the immigrants will take a different view
- 38:10Speaker 1: on this.
- 38:10Speaker 2: Uh huh. I think that the tides are hopefully gonna yes.
- 38:14Speaker 1: And I hope they show all that footage of him
- 38:16Speaker 1: saying I know I'm going to delay the divorce so
- 38:18Speaker 1: I can get her deported like.
- 38:19Speaker 2: I want my mark.
- 38:21Speaker 1: I want the market to crash for everybody in the
- 38:23Speaker 1: world so that I have to give her less money.
- 38:25Speaker 1: I hope they show all this. So then Jazzmin's scrin goes.
- 38:28Speaker 1: Matt's his penis it actually works, You're a loser. She's screaming,
- 38:33Speaker 1: people are pulling her away, and Lauren's like yeah, yeah,
- 38:36Speaker 1: yeah y I Nita Xana going so Yaa says he's
- 38:43Speaker 1: actually hurt, and Jasmine just wants to clear her name,
- 38:46Speaker 1: but nobody will believe her. So it's like, whose side
- 38:50Speaker 1: is y're on?
- 38:51Speaker 2: Yeah? I can't tell. She's a woman and she's an
- 38:54Speaker 2: immigrant who has had a baby, so that alone should
- 38:59Speaker 2: make her on Smond's side. But I agree sometimes her
- 39:04Speaker 2: takes no. One on this show has perfect takes no.
- 39:07Speaker 1: And now I do wish we had a score card. Okay,
- 39:11Speaker 1: Darcy goes for no reason. Darcy is bouncing around with
- 39:16Speaker 1: those boobs, like trying to talk to Gino and she's
- 39:18Speaker 1: going trigger trigger trigger cut, the cord cut, the cord,
- 39:21Speaker 1: trigger cut the card. I was like, what are you
- 39:26Speaker 1: talking about?
- 39:29Speaker 2: Stay away, it's a shield.
- 39:32Speaker 1: So Alexi goes to Gino. Alexi goes, man, if you
- 39:38Speaker 1: act like this, it's going to work against you in
- 39:41Speaker 1: the end when you act like this. Yeah, and Kara
- 39:44Speaker 1: goes look, she's trying to make you mad, but call
- 39:46Speaker 1: it a woman a bitch is not cool, and telling
- 39:49Speaker 1: an immigrant to go back home is also not cool.
- 39:51Speaker 2: Okay, Kara, good job, Kara.
- 39:53Speaker 1: Finally, if we were in the plus column, you'd have
- 39:56Speaker 1: a one, but your negative is already like at six.
- 39:59Speaker 1: I know, all right, Elizabeth and Julia are trying to
- 40:04Speaker 1: talk to Jasmine, and you know, we were Julia and
- 40:06Speaker 1: Jasmin were friends and they always pretend like they're gonna
- 40:08Speaker 1: make out and stuff, and Julia and Jasmine kiss on
- 40:12Speaker 1: the lips and Jess is like, no, you have to
- 40:14Speaker 1: give it to me more. And Alice was like, get
- 40:16Speaker 1: out of here, you Russian horror to Julie.
- 40:19Speaker 2: And she's trying to be funny, and I was like, oh.
- 40:22Speaker 1: Do you know her well enough to say that? I
- 40:24Speaker 1: don't think exactly.
- 40:25Speaker 2: It felt like one of those like forced closeness jokes.
- 40:29Speaker 1: And then well it's like I said, she called me
- 40:32Speaker 1: a bit and not the cute kind, you know.
- 40:33Speaker 2: Yeah, m hm.
- 40:35Speaker 1: So Giarmo and Kara talks. She goes and sits down
- 40:40Speaker 1: and she's like, we would never escalate like that, and
- 40:43Speaker 1: he goes, no, I'm not not in front of the cameras. No, no,
- 40:48Speaker 1: and she goes, I'm just so proud I have a
- 40:51Speaker 1: baby with such a good human. Look really good. Go upstairs. No,
- 40:56Speaker 1: she doesn't say that, but they nod and they see
- 40:59Speaker 1: each other.
- 41:00Speaker 2: She's greasing the wheels so that he won't bring up
- 41:04Speaker 2: any dirt on her at the tella, so she's like,
- 41:07Speaker 2: remember how great we get along and I'm the mother
- 41:09Speaker 2: of your child, and you're so handsome, and let's just
- 41:12Speaker 2: be nice and not say anything bad about each other.
- 41:17Speaker 2: He is so hot, he is so hot, but if
- 41:22Speaker 2: she cheated, she does not want him to bring that up.
- 41:26Speaker 1: No, and vice versa, like, we'll see, okay, yeah, but
- 41:30Speaker 1: right now, Kara team Gierma. And I hate to say
- 41:33Speaker 1: that because I've been team Kara long. I know. Okay,
- 41:37Speaker 1: So now Jasmine once again, when they go low, she
- 41:41Speaker 1: goes lower. She finds Gino's bags at the front door
- 41:45Speaker 1: and pours a drink in his backpack, then takes off
- 41:49Speaker 1: her underwear, rubs the drink all over it, and shoves
- 41:51Speaker 1: that in the side pocket of his bag. The production goes,
- 41:56Speaker 1: what do you do? And she goes, you don't have
- 41:57Speaker 1: to film this. Why did she do that?
- 42:03Speaker 2: That is closer to her vagina than he has gotten
- 42:06Speaker 2: in years though.
- 42:07Speaker 1: Right, right, and then she and then she wiped her
- 42:10Speaker 1: drink all over it, like to make sure it was
- 42:11Speaker 1: like soaking wet. I don't know. I know it's gonna
- 42:17Speaker 1: be fun for him when he finds out.
- 42:18Speaker 2: I thought she was gonna pee or poop and then
- 42:21Speaker 2: rep it on there.
- 42:22Speaker 1: If she opened that backpack and did a squat to poop,
- 42:25Speaker 1: it would not surprise me at all.
- 42:28Speaker 2: I know she pulled a white lotus.
- 42:31Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Season one never forget. So she leaves for
- 42:34Speaker 1: a hotel, which was obviously pre planned because the baby's
- 42:39Speaker 1: at the hotel with Matt and she's going to go
- 42:41Speaker 1: back to the hotel be with him. She's got a
- 42:42Speaker 1: little baby. I think she's still feeding whatever. So Alexi
- 42:46Speaker 1: and Lauren go up to bed, and Jovia and Yara
- 42:49Speaker 1: go up to bed, Andrea and Elizabeth go up to
- 42:51Speaker 1: bed and talk about how they're gonna bone and Gino
- 42:53Speaker 1: goes to bed alone. And now they're in the car.
- 42:57Speaker 1: It's the next day. They're heading to New York City,
- 43:00Speaker 1: and this is where Kimberly takes over.
- 43:02Speaker 2: Oh my god, So we see tell all day one
- 43:07Speaker 2: of fifteen, right, the Olympics are coming early, folks, so
- 43:14Speaker 2: they all roll up in the vans. Everyone's on edge
- 43:17Speaker 2: because of the tension between Elizabeth and Lauren, which I
- 43:20Speaker 2: think so far they've just ignored each other. So really
- 43:22Speaker 2: you should be more on edge between Jasmine and Gino.
- 43:26Speaker 2: I think that's what's really gonna blow. So Kara is like,
- 43:30Speaker 2: I'm just here to talk about me and my husband.
- 43:32Speaker 2: Ladies sort your stuff out, because she doesn't care because
- 43:35Speaker 2: she's a guy's girl. And then they're sitting and she's
- 43:41Speaker 2: shoving food in her face and still looks so pretty
- 43:44Speaker 2: even shoving food in her face, and Giermo touches her
- 43:47Speaker 2: arm and she's like, don't do that. That's not We
- 43:50Speaker 2: don't do that anymore. We're separated, remember, And he says
- 43:54Speaker 2: to us, sometimes I look at her and I think
- 43:57Speaker 2: how good we could be, But I know if we
- 43:59Speaker 2: were to get back together, the problems would come back.
- 44:02Speaker 2: And then he tells her we aren't fighting enough for
- 44:04Speaker 2: this relationship, and she gets really pissy and she's like,
- 44:07Speaker 2: speak for yourself, like I was fighting well one therapy
- 44:12Speaker 2: session and then you stopped going.
- 44:14Speaker 1: They sat together, he touched her arm and she's like, oh,
- 44:16Speaker 1: that gave me all the tingles. Don't do that? And
- 44:20Speaker 1: did you get enough to eat? It's very much like there's.
- 44:22Speaker 2: Still a couple, you know they are, but then they're
- 44:25Speaker 2: arguing over who was fighting enough over the relationship. There's
- 44:28Speaker 2: still love there, there's clearly still love there.
- 44:31Speaker 1: I want to go to the bad I want it
- 44:33Speaker 1: to work so good.
- 44:34Speaker 2: So what Also, what's Elizabeth wearing when she shows up?
- 44:39Speaker 2: She's wearing a Golden Girls jumpsuit. It is, it's flowered,
- 44:44Speaker 2: and it's a one piece. That's not what she's wearing
- 44:46Speaker 2: for the actual tell all. That's when they arrived. Also,
- 44:51Speaker 2: that was not the fun van. And even with Elizabeth
- 44:54Speaker 2: is not the fun van. I would rather be in
- 44:57Speaker 2: the other van.
- 44:57Speaker 1: I feel like she's always turned around going what yeah
- 45:01Speaker 1: to whoever's the next? What happened? What huh? Yes, you
- 45:06Speaker 1: guys were not fans of Elizabeth? No?
- 45:09Speaker 2: Never, no. And then Yara says to Julia, are you
- 45:14Speaker 2: matching me? Pointing to Julia's new huge pregnancy boobs, and
- 45:18Speaker 2: Julius says, yes, I got them done, definitely not pregnant.
- 45:22Speaker 2: This is fake silicone. It's all fake in here because
- 45:25Speaker 2: she's pretending she had a boob job.
- 45:27Speaker 1: I know, I'm pregnant. That was interesting because they kind
- 45:30Speaker 1: of they're kind of whispering about is she pregnant? Is
- 45:32Speaker 1: she pregnant? And I wish somebody would just ask her
- 45:34Speaker 1: like off camera and not are trying to like expose
- 45:37Speaker 1: it on camera knowing its sensitive to anybody, not just
- 45:41Speaker 1: hurt any woman this pregnant. You know, they are.
- 45:43Speaker 2: Making it more of an issue. It's the Barber Streisand effect,
- 45:48Speaker 2: which is you do you know what the barber streisand
- 45:51Speaker 2: effect is?
- 45:56Speaker 1: Tell me.
- 45:56Speaker 2: It is when you draw more attention to something by
- 46:01Speaker 2: trying to get people to ignore it. So Barbara Streisan
- 46:04Speaker 2: sued this like stock photo company because they had a
- 46:09Speaker 2: photo of an aerial shot that included her house, and
- 46:13Speaker 2: she sued the photographer or something like that, and all
- 46:17Speaker 2: it did the lawsuit went public because she was suing
- 46:19Speaker 2: for like a million dollars year just does she.
- 46:22Speaker 1: Have restricted airspace over her home?
- 46:25Speaker 2: No? But so she sued, and that made everyone look
- 46:28Speaker 2: at the photo because they hear about this huge lawsuit.
- 46:32Speaker 2: So they look at the photo and now they all
- 46:33Speaker 2: see what her house looks like, which is the opposite
- 46:36Speaker 2: of what she wanted, so she drew more attention to
- 46:38Speaker 2: it by trying to get people to look away, whereas
- 46:42Speaker 2: if she just ignored it, no one would have ever
- 46:44Speaker 2: known that that was her house.
- 46:45Speaker 1: So, okay, I knew about the barbarstis and effect, but
- 46:48Speaker 1: I don't think I knew it was about her house.
- 46:49Speaker 1: I was very busy trying to look up the ninety
- 46:51Speaker 1: day Fiance reunion looks, and all I got was a
- 46:53Speaker 1: seating chart.
- 46:56Speaker 2: Well, I'll send you the thing that was there, and
- 47:00Speaker 2: it was done by TLC and it was like who
- 47:02Speaker 2: wore it best? And there is all of them posing
- 47:06Speaker 2: did I save it on my Reddit? Because they sometimes
- 47:09Speaker 2: I save things on Reddit, and I'm smart, and I'm like,
- 47:12Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell Mary Pain about this.
- 47:14Speaker 1: Okay, wait, I see Georgie. Okay, now I see Lauren. Okay,
- 47:19Speaker 1: I'm looking Georgie. Lauren. Garima looks good, he shows his ankle.
- 47:26Speaker 1: Carol looks great. Darcy girl. No, just no. There is
- 47:31Speaker 1: Ariola showing Jasmine's dress was pretty, it didn't fit well
- 47:35Speaker 1: on the top. Yaara looks amazing. Gino looks ridiculous. His
- 47:40Speaker 1: pants aren't so voluminous now it looks good. Eliz's dress
- 47:46Speaker 1: is gold and I think it's not cute. Jovi isn't
- 47:48Speaker 1: a sweater, Julia looks she's in a shorts outfit. Yeah,
- 47:55Speaker 1: and Brandon at the end literally does looks like he's
- 47:58Speaker 1: going on Safari. He's an yeah, khaki shirt with khaki
- 48:02Speaker 1: pants and he looks stupid.
- 48:03Speaker 2: And the comments were very funny. They were like, my
- 48:07Speaker 2: lady Peen shirvels up and dies when I think of
- 48:10Speaker 2: sleeping with Brandon.
- 48:12Speaker 1: Looks like a little boy. Elizabeth's comment, because so this
- 48:16Speaker 1: was posted if you go to the ninety day Fiance Instagram,
- 48:19Speaker 1: it was posted on November sixth, and Elizabeth because there's
- 48:23Speaker 1: no Andrea, and Elizabeth writes, you forgot the main attraction
- 48:28Speaker 1: and the sexiest guy this show has ever seen Andre
- 48:33Speaker 1: my husband husband. So yeah, anyway, it's good.
- 48:38Speaker 2: People were making a lot of fun of her, her
- 48:43Speaker 2: physical things. They on on read it they call her Chack,
- 48:49Speaker 2: which is how they spell out what Andrea how he
- 48:53Speaker 2: pronounceds chuck chat And they say that she looks exactly
- 48:58Speaker 2: like Chuck, and they do side by side she does
- 49:01Speaker 2: she does. It's strong genetics, but they also make fun
- 49:04Speaker 2: of things that it's not very nice to make fun
- 49:06Speaker 2: of things she would need, like procedures.
- 49:11Speaker 1: To share things that she's born with.
- 49:12Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, or are genetics. But this, this, this latest
- 49:21Speaker 2: post is so annoying. It's them, like it says, when
- 49:26Speaker 2: your husband look at they just think they're so funny.
- 49:30Speaker 2: It's so annoying. I think they're so funny, and so
- 49:32Speaker 2: he o V he gives you a glass of wine
- 49:34Speaker 2: when you're ovulating. They just talk about sex so much
- 49:38Speaker 2: like it makes me think they're not actually having sex. Yeah, anyway,
- 49:45Speaker 2: hate them.
- 49:46Speaker 1: Hate them, back to that's where you go to see
- 49:49Speaker 1: them if you want to see them. Everybody.
- 49:51Speaker 2: Yeah, so, and Julia's pregnancy boobs, so she's drawing more
- 49:56Speaker 2: attention to this fact.
- 49:57Speaker 1: By like he's a ropper that has Yeah, it's terrible.
- 50:02Speaker 1: It's cute, but it's casual.
- 50:04Speaker 2: Yeah. And she's doing the I Dream of Jeanie ponytail,
- 50:08Speaker 2: which she I believe did last time, and she's really
- 50:12Speaker 2: sticking to it, and I don't love it. So Julia
- 50:16Speaker 2: tells us. In Russia, you don't tell people for a
- 50:19Speaker 2: long long time. It's like a superstition because we believe
- 50:22Speaker 2: people do not always wish you good luck. So they
- 50:27Speaker 2: may say good luck, they don't mean good luck, so
- 50:29Speaker 2: they're gonna curse your baby, so you don't tell them.
- 50:32Speaker 2: It's essentially what she's saying. It's terrible, but she's not.
- 50:36Speaker 2: I mean I want Yeah, a lot of these assholes,
- 50:41Speaker 2: I wouldn't trust them to wish me well.
- 50:43Speaker 1: Same same right.
- 50:45Speaker 2: So Gina is dreading today, but he feels like most
- 50:47Speaker 2: of the house is on my side and that in
- 50:49Speaker 2: Jasmine's side, So we'll see how long that lasts. Jasmine
- 50:53Speaker 2: shows up with Matt and she's like, poor Matt, this
- 50:56Speaker 2: is your first tellel. You have no idea what you're
- 50:58Speaker 2: in for. Like, I'm glad I have my man to
- 51:01Speaker 2: have my back. And Matt says, I'm going to try
- 51:04Speaker 2: to be mature, but I'm ready to get into it
- 51:06Speaker 2: if Jasmine, if Gino comes for us, and Jasmine introduces
- 51:11Speaker 2: Matt to everyone but ignores Gino and everyone thinks that's
- 51:14Speaker 2: so rude, and I'm like, that's exactly what Gino did
- 51:16Speaker 2: to her the day before.
- 51:18Speaker 1: He doesn't need to he doesn't need to meet Matt.
- 51:20Speaker 1: He's already met him.
- 51:21Speaker 2: He's already met Matt. So Andrea is ready to call
- 51:25Speaker 2: people out and get steamy, like steamy, don't say that.
- 51:29Speaker 2: I don't like that. And Jovi walks up and Andre's like,
- 51:34Speaker 2: this is my friend again, we are friends, right, maybe?
- 51:37Speaker 2: And Jovi's like, yeah, if you cannot be an asshole
- 51:39Speaker 2: and say fuck for five seconds, maybe stop touching me.
- 51:44Speaker 2: So poor Jasmine can hardly walk to the stage in
- 51:47Speaker 2: her stilettos. I fucking hate this culture of wearing shoes
- 51:50Speaker 2: that you cannot walk in and you can only sit in.
- 51:54Speaker 2: What is the point of shoes that you can only
- 51:56Speaker 2: sit in and then you wear slippers to walk around it?
- 51:59Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know she did that? Hmmm
- 52:05Speaker 1: where I just watched the show? Okay, it was Real
- 52:08Speaker 1: Housewives of Oh see. They were going somewhere and they
- 52:11Speaker 1: were getting in the sprinter van as Shannavadour had on slippers,
- 52:13Speaker 1: and they go, Shannon, are you wearing your slippers through
- 52:15Speaker 1: the restaurant. She's like maybe, but she was holding her shoes,
- 52:18Speaker 1: so obviously she's gonna change. Was just like, just wear
- 52:22Speaker 1: whatever you want.
- 52:23Speaker 2: I know.
- 52:23Speaker 1: I hate it.
- 52:24Speaker 2: It's men's fault. Why the men's so fucking stupid? As
- 52:29Speaker 2: my tagline says, yes, thank you. Uh, what's your face, Madeline.
- 52:34Speaker 2: So Sean says, welcome, And I want to say, at
- 52:40Speaker 2: the time of this taping, not all the episodes have aired,
- 52:43Speaker 2: so there's gonna be some big surprises.
- 52:46Speaker 1: So they didn't know them.
- 52:48Speaker 2: They didn't show them. And then, in a very obvious
- 52:52Speaker 2: voice over, you hear Sean's voice saying, and there's one
- 52:56Speaker 2: couple that won't be featured. It's Tiger Lily and ad
- 52:59Speaker 2: Non no explanation, moves right on and the camera's not
- 53:04Speaker 2: on her. It's clearly added after and I think they
- 53:07Speaker 2: were there. People have said on Reddit they were on
- 53:09Speaker 2: camera and they edited it out. That's what people on
- 53:13Speaker 2: Reddit were saying. They think a monitor.
- 53:16Speaker 1: I don't know that they were both on a maunitor both.
- 53:20Speaker 2: On a monitor. I don't know why they live in Texas,
- 53:25Speaker 2: so I don't know why they would not have gone
- 53:27Speaker 2: to New York City. But I don't know if that
- 53:29Speaker 2: is actually proven information or just read it gossip. Okay,
- 53:35Speaker 2: so Sean says, so, what happened at the house last night?
- 53:38Speaker 2: I heard Jovie smacked a drink out of Elizabeth's husband's hand.
- 53:43Speaker 2: Aka Andrea and Alexi mumbles to Lauren.
- 53:48Speaker 1: How do we miss that.
- 53:49Speaker 2: She's like so happy though that they're fighting and like
- 53:52Speaker 2: they're on the good side. And Jovi says he was
- 53:56Speaker 2: being rude, and Andrea says, well, now I know what
- 53:59Speaker 2: Jovi's character there is.
- 54:01Speaker 1: Okay, Okay.
- 54:03Speaker 2: So Sean says, let's circle back to that in the
- 54:06Speaker 2: next fiscal year and let's welcome Matt. Nice to meet
- 54:11Speaker 2: you in person, and he says, nice to meet you, ma'am.
- 54:14Speaker 2: He called Sean ma'ham.
- 54:15Speaker 1: Ma.
- 54:16Speaker 2: Sean is a snack. You don't. She's not a mam.
- 54:19Speaker 2: There's no world in which she's a man. Okay.
- 54:22Speaker 1: Well, if he was raised Southern, then he.
- 54:26Speaker 2: Was raised Romanian, which he always talks about.
- 54:28Speaker 1: Yes, that he needs to. He's probably just going to
- 54:31Speaker 1: put respect on any woman that's older than me.
- 54:34Speaker 2: Yeah. So, Also, she looks the same age because she
- 54:38Speaker 2: never ages.
- 54:39Speaker 1: She does an age. Yeah. All right, y'all. This is
- 54:42Speaker 1: the end of part one of the h EA Telall episode.
- 54:46Speaker 1: Go ahead and listen to part two. It's already in
- 54:48Speaker 1: your feed.